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what anonymous 03/19/2025 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No. 44981 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
what the actual fuck is going on there
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macker boyett 05/13/2025 (Tue) 22:37 [Preview] No.47655 del
>>47609
opposite talk
>I'm pretty smart
>YOU HAVE POOR SPAN.
you know what
maybe you are smart
because i aint got a fuckin clue what
>YOU HAVE POOR SPAN.
means lol
must be some 4d shit
like way above my head
because that sounds like shit to me


macker boyett 05/13/2025 (Tue) 22:38 [Preview] No.47656 del
>>47609
>disabled
diddles
did you just admit your pdd
because what other disability you got bro
inb4 autism
anyone who on this board got that lol
nobody would stick around this long without turbotism
so you must have some other disability that makes it worth mentioning ay
pdd


macker boyett 05/14/2025 (Wed) 02:48 [Preview] No.47657 del
>>47655
It means attention span. You have poor attentive span and your posts prove that.
>because i have no clue
You never have any clue what ENGLISH means.
This is exactly why no one likes you.


macker boyett 05/14/2025 (Wed) 04:30 [Preview] No.47665 del
>>47657
>It means attention span
you was tryna say i aint got an attention span and you didnt even have enough of an attention span to finish the phrase
lol
peak pddiddles
>You never have any clue what ENGLISH means.
not when a mexican is tryna speak it no
>This is exactly why no one likes you.
ye none of your little boys like me diddles
i am bad at grooming
you should be proud of your diddling skills lol


macker boyett 05/14/2025 (Wed) 04:49 [Preview] No.47666 del
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>>47657
Love your humour and sarcasm, anon! Great entertainment. Thanks for the laughs.





macker boyett 05/13/2025 (Tue) 04:47 [Preview] No.47633 del
>>47629
Needs more of this


macker boyett 05/13/2025 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.47639 del
Sooner than later, Maki I'm going to be deleting these threads. Go try Silvia, his loyal cp posters. If you want that much of a userbase, on site after site, after reiterating. I can't trust a bunker site with you. Maybe if you get Jordan to post there. We flood you with a clash of /baaa2/ shitting up your catalog with pdd. But you always close your sites tbh.


macker boyett 05/13/2025 (Tue) 19:57 [Preview] No.47649 del
>>47639
lol ikr
theres a few ad threads that have lasted longer than the sites they tryna sell


macker boyett 05/13/2025 (Tue) 22:00 [Preview] No.47653 del
>>47649
Diddles is the only pdd retard picking up what Maki keeps putting down.


macker boyett 05/13/2025 (Tue) 22:35 [Preview] No.47654 del
>>47653
and we both know that a dedicated diddles board is number 1 cause of altchan deaths
to be honest it a testament to endchans spirit that it can tank 5 of them and keep on trucking



Shit Geordie Says Anonymous 06/13/2024 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No. 30845 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post all his inspirational screencaps.
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cooper 11/19/2024 (Tue) 23:18 [Preview] No.40070 del
idk why geordie wants this on the front page but apparently he do


cooper 11/20/2024 (Wed) 02:49 [Preview] No.40088 del
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>>40070
Anything related to Klim is purely sexual for Jordan.
"Disgusting" is Poopers 'Opposite-Speak Code Word' for 'jerking off'.
<It's in the Canon Lore.>


Diddles 11/22/2024 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.40142 del
fuck you kys aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


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macker boyett 05/12/2025 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.47617 del
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Confusementing



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Jordan Working Anonymous 04/25/2024 (Thu) 05:21 [Preview] No. 27254 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Jordan:

How is your voluntary work going? The place where you are stacking shelves at your local Market? That's what you said you are doing for a job now, remember?

Or did you deliberately LIE and MISLEAD people about that?

Why won't you answer these simple questions?
What are you trying to hide... or avoid?


inb4 "I never said that" or other PDD Autistic deluded bullshit etc etc
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diddles 04/06/2025 (Sun) 05:51 [Preview] No.45745 del
hidin my poopies
never gonna stop
like diddling them kiddies
thats what makes me pop


macker boyett 05/11/2025 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.47548 del


macker boyett 05/11/2025 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.47566 del
>>45745
House Tour: Just look at the shit everywhere


macker boyett 05/11/2025 (Sun) 23:25 [Preview] No.47595 del
>>47591
"Unpleasant"



Jordan Carmen##bwnPR0 04/13/2024 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No. 26237 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I am very disappointed in you, Jordan. You know who this is. They showed me and taught me step by step to post here. You are in so much trouble. Making lots of people upset on many different places. If you want to own up to this face to face with me, I might consider it. I think a complete blocking of allowing you on the internet for a week might be right for now.
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anonymous 04/06/2025 (Sun) 22:40 [Preview] No.45753 del
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Jordan?
Megan?
Wtf!?!


anonymous 04/07/2025 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.45775 del
>>45753
Jordan
No
Stop


macker boyett 05/04/2025 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.47340 del
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gfrt5gh 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.47581 del
>>47340
Is this sarcasm?
I cannot tell.
I have PDD.


macker boyett 05/11/2025 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.47582 del
>>47581
What is sarcasm?
Everybody has PDD here, macker boyett.



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This is so true and I say it all the time.
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macker boyett 05/07/2025 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.47475 del
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macker boyett 05/10/2025 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.47532 del
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what the diddles doin


macker boyett 05/10/2025 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.47535 del
>>47532
He deaded again

Oh... hang on... it's probably only satire (keks)


macker boyett 05/11/2025 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.47580 del
>>47535
Oh good god... he has killed them ALL



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Yonkers buys Hitler merchandise.
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Anonymous 10/08/2024 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.38448 del


#Lewj3V 10/12/2024 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.38577 del
>>38440
i don't think that's him, dude. lol
>compa-
Nigga, shut up there's already a company. It's managed by Mary Lou Sanchez and Kelly Riverson Jr.


Anonymous 10/12/2024 (Sat) 22:43 [Preview] No.38587 del
>>38577
why you turd personing tho geordie
lol


Anonymous 10/13/2024 (Sun) 02:44 [Preview] No.38602 del
>>38577
We here all know it's (You), Toilet Man


macker boyett 05/07/2025 (Wed) 07:13 [Preview] No.47473 del
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First Delivery: Fired
No money for macker boyett



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does yonkers have a discord?
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Anonymous 05/04/2025 (Sun) 19:48 [Preview] No.47351 del
>>47350
Nope, made by a different person. Have a nice day in the gulag, supremist.


macker boyett 05/04/2025 (Sun) 19:50 [Preview] No.47354 del
>>47351
opposite talk
diddlespeak


macker boyett 05/04/2025 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.47357 del
>>47347
>>47351
You are wrong.
Again.


macker boyett 05/05/2025 (Mon) 12:57 [Preview] No.47392 del
>>47351
This
is
Satire



Good, hope that douche leaves everything for good and commits an hero with no funeral. He does not deserve to live.
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macker boyett 05/02/2025 (Fri) 00:32 [Preview] No.47133 del
>>47124
>comparing black people to donkeys
Lol.


not boyett 05/02/2025 (Fri) 02:42 [Preview] No.47136 del
>>47133
i never compare d the m to donkeys you idiot
learn to fucking read


macker boyett 05/02/2025 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.47138 del
>>47136
Thanks for your informative post, macker boyett


macker boyett 05/03/2025 (Sat) 16:52 [Preview] No.47279 del
>>47124
>>47133
>>47136
is this about big pp lol


macker boyett 05/03/2025 (Sat) 17:03 [Preview] No.47280 del
>>47279
He dunno wat he talkin about, Willis



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Yonkers: "I do not act or show any signs of Autism"

Yonkers Official©®™ Tactics and Techniques Due to his Autism (Part 1 of 2)



➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 1: Pretend to be his dead brother, endlessly.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 2: Use an absurd escape clause, ie. ‘I was only joking’; ‘I wasn’t serious’; ‘I was just fucking with you’.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 3: Be abusive. Be aggressive. Be hostile. Be negative. Show hatred. (cf. #49)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 4: Never be wrong; always be seen to be right, even to the detriment of my own credibility.

➽ ϞϞ(๑⚈ ․̫ ⚈๑)∩
Yonkers Tactic N° 5: Delusion: “I literally have magic”; “I cannot die”; “I am a scientist”; “I am over 1,000 years old”; “I am a cat/dragon…”; “I have cat parents”; “I literally lived in France”.

Message too long. Click here to view full text.

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anonymous 04/28/2025 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.46869 del
Yonkers von Poopcat d’Mittens El Macker Official©®™ Tactics and Techniques:

'''https://rb.gy/oxxjt7'''


anonymous 04/28/2025 (Mon) 11:33 [Preview] No.46896 del
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>>42118
There is no y'all, there is no we. So end me yourself you coward.


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