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/cyc/ - general Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 04:51 [Preview] No. 124646
rape nemesis edition

>Current and upcoming road races
27.09 - 04.10 Petronas Le Tour de Langkawi 2.Pro
02.10 - 07.10 European Continental Championships CC
03.10 Cholet Agglo Tour 1.1
03.10 Sparkassen Münsterland Giro 1.Pro
03.10 Giro dell'Emilia 1.Pro
03.10 Giro dell'Emilia Internazionale Donne Elite 1.Pro
04.10 Tour de Vendée 1.1
04.10 Coppa Agostoni - Giro delle Brianze 1.1
05.10 Coppa Bernocchi - GP Banco BPM 1.Pro
06.10 Binche - Chimay - Binche / Mémorial Frank Vandenbroucke 1.1
06.10 Binche Chimay Binche pour Dames 1.1
06.10 Tre Valli Varesine 1.Pro
06.10 Tre Valli Varesine Women's Race 1.Pro
08.10 Gran Piemonte 1.Pro
09.10 - 11.10 Tour of Chongming Island 2.WWT
10.10 Il Lombardia 1.UWT
10.10 - 12.10 Tour de Kyushu 2.1
11.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda - Valdengo Oropa 1.1
11.10 Sun Hung Kai Properties Hong Kong Cyclothon 1.1
11.10 Paris - Tours Elite 1.Pro
11.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda - Comuni di Valdengo e Biella 1.1 WE
13.10 - 18.10 Tour of Guangxi 2.UWT
13.10 - 18.10 Eneco Tour Women 2.1
13.10 - 18.10 Eneco Tour 2.1
14.10 Giro del Veneto 1.Pro
14.10 Veneto Women 1.1
18.10 Veneto Classic 1.Pro
18.10 Utsunomiya Japan Cup Road Race 1.Pro
18.10 Chrono des Nations ME 1.1
18.10 Chrono des Nations WE 1.1

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/jWe5Hrhn (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>123522


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 12:32 [Preview] No.124681 del
Hello there


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 12:40 [Preview] No.124682 del
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what the FUCK were they thinking


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 12:40 [Preview] No.124683 del
>>124646
good edish


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.124684 del
>>124646
wew


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 12:53 [Preview] No.124685 del
>>124682
What a handsome young lad


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.124686 del
>>124682
wouldn't be surprised if he simply wears pogi's used racing suits until the end of the year.


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.124687 del
>>124686
Im' sure they can make new ones for him. But yeah design is already done


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 13:11 [Preview] No.124688 del
Time to r*pe while watching dota


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.124689 del
>>124688
Grimmest post ever made


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 13:35 [Preview] No.124690 del
>>124688
this is a counterstrike general


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 14:05 [Preview] No.124691 del
apparently there are 100 km/h+ gusts on the Schneekoppe with weather protocol and wind dome warning, that explains why i am airborne half the time and NOBODY is here


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.124692 del
>>124691
no poles


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No.124693 del
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it is what it is


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 14:12 [Preview] No.124694 del
30/30 bros, I was unfaithful. As usual you end up regretting in the midle. But I powered through


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.124695 del
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>>124694


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 14:16 [Preview] No.124696 del
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>>124646
Keep it up. You know we're going to be rubbing this in all year long....


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.124697 del
>>124693
Cool view


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 14:32 [Preview] No.124698 del
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>>124695
20 min for me


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.124699 del
>>124698
Threshold?


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.124700 del
>>124699
yeah 98% ftp


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.124701 del
>>124700
Rough session


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.124702 del
>>124701
someone has to pick up the slack with finbert retired


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.124703 del
>>124702
I'll pick it up this winter too since I'll be in Austria


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.124704 del
I will never be able to do the
>let's add 2h z2 after my threshold intervals for good measure.
My autism doesn't cover that


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.124705 del
>>124704
that's too much time to do consistently


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 16:04 [Preview] No.124706 del
>>124698
Good! Also not retired yet, today we spoke with the coach that I'd do an LT1 block since intensity is difficult atm


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 16:11 [Preview] No.124707 del
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Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 16:25 [Preview] No.124708 del
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comfy drizzle spin for me


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 16:29 [Preview] No.124709 del
I am still descending and me calves are on fire
DOMSbros, mark saturday on your calendar, theres gonna be a feast


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 16:35 [Preview] No.124710 del
>>124707
he's gaining 140 watts every day over winter


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 16:37 [Preview] No.124711 del
>>124707
thats a steep decline he's wasting away


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 16:37 [Preview] No.124712 del
>>124710
I remember Merlier saying they've had to hold him back from going full Lavreysen over the winter


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 16:41 [Preview] No.124713 del
>>124710
going to challenge for the track in 2030


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 16:43 [Preview] No.124714 del
>>124707
Based weightmaxxing/wattmaxxing


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 16:57 [Preview] No.124715 del
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>Listen it's very important that you do this in underwear with a bare tummy. And I'm going to hold you from behind so you don't see I'm fully torqued


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 17:04 [Preview] No.124716 del
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Time to rest berts


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 17:05 [Preview] No.124717 del
>>124715
why is he holding her even that balding perv


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 17:51 [Preview] No.124718 del
>>124715
if you're bald you NEED to pervertmaxx it's literally what you are made for


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 18:34 [Preview] No.124719 del
>>124716
What's grugs handicap? Never looked up what place he finished at the Soudal golf tournament.


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 18:38 [Preview] No.124720 del
Passed a "pickleball" court today when it was full.
It is just a concrete handball/football field readapted, sits behind a building.

On the front side of that building there is a very busy two lane road running like 2 meters from the windows.
On the back is the "pickleball" court where there is constant thumping, moaning and swearing of "people" who never did anything moderately exerting or competitive in their lives and this is now their serious life and death thing.

The forsaken inhabitants of that building should start some vigilantism about it all.


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 18:42 [Preview] No.124721 del
>>124720
ridiculously popular sport since the lockdowns, and annoying sounds


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 18:48 [Preview] No.124722 del
>>124693
Proscht


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 18:49 [Preview] No.124723 del
>>124695
bertacekesque hr


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 18:55 [Preview] No.124724 del
>>124721
Very millenial-coded """sport""" similar enough to real sport so it inherits all the mechanics which make the real sport what it is, but with some twist that nerfs it, creates a new niche where the ironic, avantgarde, not engaging in brutish competition behavior, ex-hipster distance-haver millenial can feel right at home displaying his superiority but also some dynamics, like he was drinking his favorite hazy west coast pomegranate IPA while on a silent disco.

Plus, there are like 8 separate courts fitted in that space. There were at least 20 people there. I expected it to be noticeable but it is fucking loud.
You can't open a window in that building, on either side, from March till November during daytime.


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 19:00 [Preview] No.124725 del
>>124724
it's huge everywhere, my company makes part of the fake grass court and those sales skyrocketed in market share


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 19:51 [Preview] No.124726 del
>>124723
What do you mean I reached 170


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 19:52 [Preview] No.124727 del
>41 eggs
hiking is a cheat code


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 19:53 [Preview] No.124728 del
>>124727
It's also fake


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.124729 del
>>124728
aren't eggs just a conversion from calories?


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 19:56 [Preview] No.124730 del
>>124729
yeah and you burn like 35 just existing even without the hike


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 19:58 [Preview] No.124731 del
>>124730
but that's not included in the activity, is it?


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 20:00 [Preview] No.124732 del
>>124731
On garmin it is


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>>124732


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 20:06 [Preview] No.124734 del
>>124733
Do you truly believe you burnt like 4k calories on top of your natural 3k or whatever it keeps to sustain a bohemian giant. You'd be feasting on 2 kg of spaghetti ketchupi right now


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 20:16 [Preview] No.124735 del
>>124734
My baseline is supposedly 2100
The hike was 3200 calories per Garmin, so only 2500 in reality
I feel CHEATED


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 20:17 [Preview] No.124736 del
>>124735
how long was it?


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 20:19 [Preview] No.124737 del
>>124735
It's probably even less


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 20:21 [Preview] No.124738 del
>>124736
7 hours, 1500m elevation, 28km


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 20:28 [Preview] No.124739 del
The readaptation of the discs on top of Śnieżka has begun. In just mere 5 years you will be able to buy food, drinks and have a deuce on top of Czechy highest point (smol).


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 20:30 [Preview] No.124740 del
>>124734
still find it mental that people eat ketchup with pasta, absolute heathens


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 20:37 [Preview] No.124741 del
>>124729
It calculates the eggs from the expended kj not the total kcal count actually.
Example from my powermeterless ride here I get 3600 kj = 47 eggs from the estimated 231 average watts while it gives me a total of 6500 kcal for the entire activity. Idk why the total kcal count is even that high here but thats besides the point.
for hiking it probably has no watt estimation so I assume it does not differentiate and just goes kj = kcal


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>>124741


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 20:45 [Preview] No.124743 del
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I'm reading something about a proposed changes to "some" grand tours in the realm of making them only 15 or 16 stages long. hm


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 20:58 [Preview] No.124744 del
>>124743
the winner is often known after a week so might as well reduce sprinterslop


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 21:01 [Preview] No.124745 del
>>124742
dopé


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.124746 del
>>124744
I think they looked at certain editions of giro and vuelta and decided that indeed some culling is due


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 21:08 [Preview] No.124747 del
>>124745
what dope


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>>124747
1600 calories per hour for 4 hours


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>>124748
the numbers ain't real strava just makes them up


Bert 10/01/2026 (Thu) 23:27 [Preview] No.124750 del
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>Evenepoel 1.9
>Ciccone 3.75
>Ayuso Pesquera 13
>Roglic 15
>Vauquelin 15
>Scaroni 19
>Pellizzari 21
>Gregoire 23
>Pedersen 29
>Omrzel 34
>Rondel 41
>Gils 41
>Fancellu 41


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 01:02 [Preview] No.124751 del
>>124682
Looks like a character from The IRISHMAN (2019)


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 01:03 [Preview] No.124752 del
>>124720
Not going to shame people getting out and socializing/sporting. Way better than lay in bed and doomscrolling.


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>>124733
This up there with the time Bertacek learned that fueling his rides with protein bars isn't a good idea


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 03:11 [Preview] No.124754 del
>>124743
THey talked about it before. The anwser of prodhomme already was
>Sure, the giro and vuelta can go to two weeks


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.124755 del
>>124750
team france should simply ride like UAE again, so a rider from team UAE will win at the end again. that was Vöcklers master plan after all, wasn't it?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.124756 del
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they finished really early today in Langkawi. pickrell finally won a sprint.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.124757 del
>>124756
Can't post your anti pickrell agenda today huh, really showed you


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.124758 del
>>124757
he gave bertaczek lots of velopoints in the early season. I didn't forget, I didn't forgive.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.124759 del
Need to make more posts for video


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.124760 del
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Bertacekbros, it has finally arrived


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.124761 del
>>124752
Yes, one thing is that if it makes people improve their cardiovascular and overall wellbeing - gwan, wave your stupid paddles, do your kung fu or ciabatta, ride your gr*vel bike.

Could just a whole bunch of them, the millennial cohort specifically, stop being immediately elitist about it like they are finally finally living their highschool fantasies about being the sports jock, especially when these people are almost all out of shape.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.124762 del
>>124720
It's actually already dying out around here.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.124763 del
>In the *Vals Plat* podcast, Segaert speaks at length about the World Championships in Canada. He recounts the day Quinten Hermans and Tiesj Benoot headed out for a training ride. For the occasion, they ventured toward the United States, as the Belgian team was camped nearby. However, the pair had overlooked one thing. "They were stopped there because they hadn't filled out an ESTA in advance," Segaert said. "You need one even when on a bike. The customs officers didn't find it amusing; the riders were stuck there for a few hours filling out all sorts of paperwork. In the end, they weren't allowed to ride a single meter further and returned to Canada."

>Belgian intelligence


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.124764 del
>Gautherat to UAE
They're building a mean team for tro bro


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.124765 del
>>124763
RTBF can blame the disaster on US border patrol now, great


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.124766 del
EURO started already btw, with juniors today


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.124767 del
>>124766
It's U23 you LIAR


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.124768 del
>>124767
So-sorry


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.124769 del
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heh, basically the only race where she's allowed to wear the U23 rainbow jersey.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.124770 del
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testa femmes avec zwift
1 Megan ARENS
6 Nienke VINKE
18 female Sagan
40 Mara WINTER


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.124771 del
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grandes and the Schlesian girl not that far behind


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.124772 del
G2
4 REINHAUT NED
20 CZAPLA GER (hehehe)
27 OSTIZ ESP
13 CIABOCCO ITA
16 SILO ITA
9 Tess MOERVROUW BEL


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.124773 del
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big crowds at flamme rouge


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.124774 del
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Suisse girl wins


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.124775 del
chladonova humbled


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.124776 del
netherlands KWABBED


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nienke vinke humbled


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.124778 del
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the Manon body type


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.124779 del
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how much fruit juice is in Slovenian Fanta? is there some Italian influence that requires a minimum or are they getting fugged like all slavs by the coca cola cooperation?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.124780 del
>U23 does the climb 4 times
>Elite only 2 times
What the fuck? Who's lobbying for this kwab shit


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.124781 del
>>124780
why are the elite women so WEAK


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.124782 del
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The great Mark DONOVAN to team Team Visma | Lease a Bike


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.124783 del
I just missed the perfect chance to call them elite weakmen FUCK


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.124784 del
>>124782
Visma truly are the "I can fix him" team


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.124785 del
>>124784
They're just broke I think


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.124786 del
What's up with TT bike raping, this thing just feels really odd to me. Up to Lt1, 280-290W everything feels very easy and good, almost easier than being on the regular road bike. Then you cross over LT1 and everything's super hard suddenly, like you just get the urge to stop with the aero tuck and grind on on the basebar... Oh well, something to practice in the winter I guess. Watched the OJ Simpson documentary series, essential viewing to understand the ameriberts I guess


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.124787 del
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>>124786


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.124788 del
>>124787
>>124786
Thankfully I will never know but I assume it has to do with muscle usage?


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>>124778
>the Manon body type
>Flat tummy
>In shape, but also soft and feminine
>Cute face
>Hates the English
Manon is the ideal woman


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.124790 del
>>124788
Yeah I'm also guessing it's something like that, just beats me how it's as easy as road riding under lt1 (HR and rpe really low) and then much harder over lt1. Like why would the LT1 be the same between the road and TT positions and then the LT2 differ significantly - though only indoors as outdoors I can do FTP intervals on the TT bike with my road watts...


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 11:54 [Preview] No.124791 del
>>124786
>essential viewing to understand the ameriberts I guess
Really is a good window into the insanity of American race relations


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.124792 del
>>124791
Yeah I only watched the first two episodes so still 4.5h to go, but already it's a very good documentary and presenting a strong central argument.

Also Kasper Borremans and Miko Pirinen now riding the MU EC. Hoping for top10 for Kasper and top30 for Miko


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.124793 del
>WJ 3x the climb no flat runup
>MJ 5x the climb no flat runup
>WU 4x the climb no flat runup
>MU 3x the climb 70km foreplay
>WE 2x the climb 70km foreplay
>ME 5x the climb 70km foreplay

Who designed this shit lmao


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.124794 del
>There's a subreddit dedicated to gooning over track cyclistas
Bueno


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.124795 del
>>124786
>OJ
the gloves, they didn't fit. Simple as.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.124796 del
>>124794
that's gros (mathilde.jpg)


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.124797 del
>>124795
Pls don't spoil bert


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Looks like final good weekend of the year is upon us


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.124799 del
Fancellu is doing EC apparently and not emilia. Rooting for his win


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.124800 del
Don't forget the back to back goombling berts


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>>124764
lost another ag2r squeaker to enemy team


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.124802 del
>>124799
and all those other shitalians are just gonna double? ciccone, piganzoli, pellizzari etc?


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just back home in time for the last km


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.124804 del
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lol wtf. hello UCI, this can't be legal. DSQ him.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.124805 del
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I will ask one more time
Why the FUCK is the yurochamps during the Italian cyclassics week?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.124806 del
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Poland has fallen


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.124807 del
>-ACKOWIAK


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.124808 del
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is that a card of Mads?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.124809 del
>>124808
lol why


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.124810 del
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>2 ACKowiACK


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.124811 del
>>124810
3sen is a perfect nickname


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.124812 del
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the next van kwabvelt


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.124813 del
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I feel slOVENia


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.124814 del
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>>124810
>Drei-san
>is third


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.124815 del
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don't buy KTM


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.124816 del
FUCK, I've missed it. Celebrating my rightful EC after doparez gets caught with Pepe Marti.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.124817 del
>>124815
frame slightly used, 1000 euros


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.124818 del
>>124815
>frame cracked in half but no visible scratches
I need a rusbert replay on that one


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.124819 del
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haven't been in Yugoslavia in a while, might be time to visit again.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.124820 del
>>124819
>last time the czechoslovak superstar were seen was at the depart fictif


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.124821 del
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brennan testing out a new leadout man tomorrow


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.124822 del
>>124821
he is the leadout man for big fab


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.124823 del
>>124821
Decent leadout though


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.124824 del
>>124822
This. Jakobsen just won the prestigious GP Dr. Eugeen Roggeman, beating the GOAT (greatest of all Timothies). Clearly he's flying and in top shape.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.124825 del
>>124824
probably harder than those vuelta sprints


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:06 [Preview] No.124826 del
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grim weather in Lake Placid, New York Oblast.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.124827 del
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BERTa wins


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.124828 del
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Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.124829 del
>22-year-old French cyclist Ronan Augé in induced coma after crash; condition stable.
damn


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.124830 del
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Indian summer, why is it so much more beautiful in America than in Europe?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:17 [Preview] No.124831 del
>>124830
Bugs that travel all the way north-south, we are locked within the Nordsee/Ostsee - Mediterranean constraints.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.124832 del
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>>124830
it's just different sorts


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:25 [Preview] No.124833 del
>>124832
can't wait for some BIG hikes coming up in fall


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.124834 del
>>124832
last moment of the year before Polish coal fog slowly moves south


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:27 [Preview] No.124835 del
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>>124834
Already loaded up on fresh filters to my air purifiers.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:28 [Preview] No.124836 del
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It is truly peculiar though, the part on the right is a northern slope meaning much less sunlight, therefore "autumn" starts relatively earlier


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:28 [Preview] No.124837 del
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axelfart, I need a list of jobbers to pick from for Varesine and not this laughable list for the Lujublijana classics.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:31 [Preview] No.124838 del
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>>124837
Why don't you ask real experts?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:31 [Preview] No.124839 del
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>>124837
>AYUSO PESQUERA
he has lost it


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:31 [Preview] No.124840 del
ok, after putting 10 second of thought into making a team, I simply picked non-European riders.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.124841 del
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it would have been a very short trip from Montreal to Lake Placid to collect some UCI points.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:37 [Preview] No.124842 del
>>124837
Fraud Ayuso as 5 star favorite? For me it's Mathys Rondel.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:40 [Preview] No.124843 del
Seff Van Kerckhove joining Visma instead of Decathlon for some reason.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:43 [Preview] No.124844 del
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Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:48 [Preview] No.124845 del
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r*pe EC semi finals njal pov. I think there's an official stream somewhere too


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:49 [Preview] No.124846 del
>>124845
Finnbert should ride this


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:51 [Preview] No.124847 del
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burger temu didi


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:54 [Preview] No.124848 del
>>124832
looks like the Appalachians


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:58 [Preview] No.124849 del
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Kossmann gewinnt


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 16:59 [Preview] No.124850 del
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Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:04 [Preview] No.124851 del
>>124845
there we have it, the official stream
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pOcUBuIH3Y8 [Embed]


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:05 [Preview] No.124852 del
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who remembers that runner


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:06 [Preview] No.124853 del
>>124852
I don't


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:16 [Preview] No.124854 del
>>124838
eetvelt isn't even riding


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:17 [Preview] No.124855 del
>>124852
UAE legend alongside felix Gross, not to be confused with felix Grosshartner


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:20 [Preview] No.124856 del
>>124852
I confuse his with the austrian legend Michael GOGL


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:24 [Preview] No.124857 del
>>124854
Fuck do I have to pick WIDAR?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:24 [Preview] No.124858 del
>>124837
>ayuso
lol, lmao even


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:24 [Preview] No.124859 del
>>124857
join widar's angels bert, we ride and die together


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:26 [Preview] No.124860 del
>>124859
Considering LANDISMO as well tbh


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.124861 del
>>124860
I fear my landismo has decompressed so much after that vuelta win


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.124862 del
>>124860
bert, he got his scripted win already, don't do this to yourself


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:28 [Preview] No.124863 del
Opus 5.5 is doing a pretty good job with the db. No clutter, no single value rows, no complete bullshit design.
I still have to rearrange this or that but it is nice starter. And it ate like 6% of my 5h allowance on the cheap loicense.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:32 [Preview] No.124864 del
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dell'Emilia is my favourite one day race of the calendar but I am going to miss for ciclismo
the things we do for scoring some watts

unless doms kicks in badly


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:32 [Preview] No.124865 del
>>124864
just ride in the morning and watch cyclismo


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:34 [Preview] No.124866 del
>>124865
Feels like 90% of his problem in life would be solved by this simple trick but he refuses to do it


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>>124865


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:35 [Preview] No.124868 del
nuggies or wellens


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:35 [Preview] No.124869 del
>>124867
you buy like 5 jackets a year to not use them


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:35 [Preview] No.124870 del
>>124867
The weather looks fine all day?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:35 [Preview] No.124871 del
>>124867
>>124865
yeah this it's gonna be very foggy here as well, likely plenty wet until noon
it is what it is


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:36 [Preview] No.124872 del
>>124868
that entire team is a trap, no way to know who will be on top


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>>124870
My ride starts at 11 and ends at 17
I am not complaining


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But I will ride the same route that last autumn ended in my very last (so far) walk of shame, so it's a retribution of sorts


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:38 [Preview] No.124875 del
>>124872
adma yates is the leader since he has top 10'd this race like 5 times


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:39 [Preview] No.124876 del
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R*pre for me I think


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:39 [Preview] No.124877 del
>>124876
They say 200 mm of rain in France in 1 (one) day


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:41 [Preview] No.124878 del
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The European mind cannot comprehend such a sandwich


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:42 [Preview] No.124879 del
>>124878
missing a big fried egg on top


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:42 [Preview] No.124880 del
>>124878
>How many watts would you like to lose by poisoning yourself Sir?
>yes.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:44 [Preview] No.124881 del
>>124878
I may be getting old and/or gay but a bunch of tomats and lettuce wouldn't hurt.
Otherwise would dislocate jaw to ingest.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:46 [Preview] No.124882 del
>>124876
a moderate flood warning? so basically just rain?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 17:51 [Preview] No.124883 del
>>124878
I cannot comprehend this. Is it only beef and egg?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:00 [Preview] No.124884 del
>>124883
Pastrami Reuben (Russian dressing, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut)


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:03 [Preview] No.124885 del
>>124884
hmm ok I could probably comprehend such a sandwich if it was served to me


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:05 [Preview] No.124886 del
>>124884
Looked a bit like it for my yuro eye, there is a place that makes some offbrand reubens, they're okish, the bun is two slices of bread, just too expensive (over 10 amerieuros) and nothing to write home about.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:07 [Preview] No.124887 del
>>124886
You would be SHOCKED by the cost of this sandwich. (It really is more than enough for two people, I just had half)


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.124888 del
>>124887
I know someone that once went to katz delicatessen and he told me some prices
dios mio


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.124889 del
>>124888
Where do you think I took that picture


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>>124877
This is what happened here on wednesday, but I don't think tomorrow should be like that


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:12 [Preview] No.124891 del
>>124887
I have no doubt I'd be wide eyed in old New York, but in Polska restaurants went to the moon with prices during covid and never went down, even in my smalltown.

For ten bucks you can get a full good quality meal, not an unremarkable but nice sandwich, or a very good pidser or just say fu to some loser who wants to rip you off by not paying that.

And now they are trying to force US-style tipping culture.


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>>124889
is it still 28 dollaridoos


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:14 [Preview] No.124893 del
>>124892
Pastrami Reuben is $34 plus tax and tip


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>>124893


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>>124893


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:19 [Preview] No.124896 del
>>124893
>>124894
eh you can get similar poison for similar price here
come back when it's $100 and has toxic sauce or something else that'll make it stand out


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:20 [Preview] No.124897 del
>>124896
like those expensive hotsauces that are calles analdestroyer or whatever
80 dollars a bottle


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:22 [Preview] No.124898 del
>>124896
what is poisonous about pastrami and bread?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:22 [Preview] No.124899 del
I'm going to New York in novembre for a conf, what food should I try?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:23 [Preview] No.124900 del
>>124888
on the trein the other day I overheard a conversation, where a guy told the other guy that he flew to New York with a friend just to eat at one of the fancy restaurants and it cost them 2000 Swiss Francs (the official currency of the UCI). what made it funny was that they just picked up something from McDonalds to eat on the train (which I hate because it smells).


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:26 [Preview] No.124901 del
>>124899
I could give you recommendations for days...what are you looking for? Also, staying in Manhattan?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:28 [Preview] No.124902 del
>>124900
That's got to be bill for table or with some ridiculous wine. Most expensive place in city is Masa at $1k. Even the other Michelin 3 stars are like $450


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>>124890


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:39 [Preview] No.124904 del
>>124901
Nothing too fancy, just >local food. The conference is close to Washington Square Park so I'll stay in the area


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:42 [Preview] No.124905 del
>>124904
will you go for laps around central park?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:42 [Preview] No.124906 del
>>124902
they went to the Swiss guy who does Vegan only from time to time. I need to look up the name.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:42 [Preview] No.124907 del
>>124903
Yeah, all my trails are 100% dead for 2 weeks at least


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:44 [Preview] No.124908 del
>>124905
Maybe run


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:45 [Preview] No.124909 del
ok, the name of the joint is Eleven Madison Park. might be that the price he mentioned included the flight and accommodation.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:49 [Preview] No.124910 del
>>124904
Well that area is very well served by subway so easy to get around to other parts of city from there

Minetta Tavern is right there and is classic NYC spot
John's of Bleecker Street, Prince Street Pizza, and Rubirosa are great pizza spots in that area


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:52 [Preview] No.124911 del
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>>124906
Eleven Madison Park. I've been there twice. $385 pp plus wine, tax, and tip.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:53 [Preview] No.124912 del
>>124911
big money spenda


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:55 [Preview] No.124913 del
>>124912
The /cyc/ office pays me far too much. Bertina and I like fine dining, we try to go somewhere really nice like once a quarter. We went to EMP to celebrate her starting a new job and then again this year when they had a special dinner with chef from Central in Lima, Peru (which was the place that turned us on to fine dining in the first place).


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 18:56 [Preview] No.124914 del
>>124911
Yeah I'm not spending that for someone trying to emulate french food


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 19:00 [Preview] No.124915 del
>>124913
to each their own


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 19:03 [Preview] No.124916 del
>>124914
I wouldn't say it's French at all. Focuses on locally grown products, mostly vegan.

Basically all the French places in the city have French chefs like Le Bernadin, Daniel, Jean-Georges etc.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 19:23 [Preview] No.124917 del
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>Pidcvck 1.83
>Jorgenon 7
>McNulty 11
>Healy 13
>Martinez 13
>Only 15
>Piganzoli 17
>Toilet 21
>Narvaez 23
>Widar 29
>Yatesi 51
>Adria 51
>Eulaliu 67
>Finn 67
>Powless 81
>Wellens 81
>Storer 81
>Norfhagen 81
...
>August 201
>Landa 201
>Pozzovivo 201
>Cepeda 501


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 19:27 [Preview] No.124918 del
>>124917
Why did you include the august AJ AUGUST down there in the kwab zone


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 19:30 [Preview] No.124919 del
>>124916
Any place with good beers? Like wild type?


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 19:34 [Preview] No.124920 del
>>124918
Because he's in my velosqueak


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 19:35 [Preview] No.124921 del
>>124919
FYI NYC is not much of a beer city. Near Washington Square Park, Blind Tiger has a good tap list


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 19:37 [Preview] No.124922 del
>>124921
there must be some Belgian place called Leopold that serves fries and duvel in NYC just alone for the diplomats at the UN.


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 19:39 [Preview] No.124923 del
>>124917
the powless redemption arc starts NOW


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 19:43 [Preview] No.124924 del
>>124922
I remember the brewery "ommegang" being in new york, they had some good sours


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>>124922
I feel like this tap list is okay, but surprisingly shallow bottle list...

>>124924
FYI Ommegang is like a 5-hour drive from NYC...that being said, yes, good beer


Bert 10/02/2026 (Fri) 19:49 [Preview] No.124926 del
>>124925
15 dollaridoos for a fucking duvel, god has forsaken the bold and the brave
>12 for piss beer bavik even students don't like


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