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/cyc/ - general Bert 09/05/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No. 41503
>Current and upcoming races
23.08 - 14.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
02.09 - 07.09 Simac Ladies Tour 2.WWT
02.09 - 07.09 Lloyds Bank Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro
06.09 Maryland Cycling Classic 1.Pro
06.09 Maryland Cycling Classic Women 1.1
07.09 GP Industria & Artigianato 1.Pro
09.09 Tour of Binzhou 1.1
09.09 - 14.09 Tour Cycliste Féminin International de l'Ardèche 2.1 WE
10.09 Giro della Toscana - Memorial Alfredo Martini 1.1
11.09 Gran Premio città di Peccioli - Coppa Sabatini 1.Pro
12.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Québec 1.UWT
13.09 A Travers les Hauts de France 1.1 WE
13.09 Memorial Marco Pantani 1.1
14.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Montréal 1.UWT
14.09 GP de Fourmies / La Voix du Nord 1.Pro
14.09 Trofeo Matteotti 1.1
14.09 La Choralis Fourmies Féminine 1.Pro WE
14.09 Women's Cycling Grand Prix Stuttgart & Region 1.Pro WE
14.09 Trofeo Matteotti Donne 1.1
17.09 - 21.09 Skoda Tour de Luxembourg 2.Pro
17.09 - 21.09 Okolo Slovenska / Tour de Slovaquie 2.1
17.09 Grand Prix de Wallonie 1.Pro
17.09 Delirium Grand Prix de Wallonie 1.1 WE
19.09 Kampioenschap van Vlaanderen 1.1 ME
19.09 Chrono Féminin de Gatineau 1.1 WE
19.09 - 21.09 Tour of Huangshan 2.1
20.09 SUPER 8 Classic 1.Pro
20.09 Tour de Gatineau 1.1 WE
21.09 Grand Prix d'Isbergues - Pas de Calais 1.1
21.09 Gooikse Pijl 1.1
21.09 Giro della Romagna 1.1

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Xjeg9zf7 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

>Previous Thread:
>>38427


Bert 09/07/2025 (Sun) 19:37 [Preview] No.42491 del
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first for snacks


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 05:40 [Preview] No.42521 del
Thinking of raping today after lecturing


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.42522 del
>>42521
Thinking about getting the setup back in place myself


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.42524 del
>During a youth race in Courcemont, in the Sarthe region of France, 16-year-old Noa Sartis was killed last Sunday. The young cyclist was riding at the front of the race in the final of a youth race when he suffered a heart attack. Despite rapid assistance from signalmen, the fire department, and CPR, the boy could not be revived.
F


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.42525 del
>>42524
>16 year old with a heart attack
human existence is cruel


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.42526 del


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.42527 del
Olav Kooij, Cees Bol, Robbe Ghys, Daan Hoole and Tobias Lund Andresen to Decat. Nice sprint train


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.42531 del
>>42527
Crazy spending spree
Jappe has also lost his entire train it seems


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.42532 del
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Lunch of campeons
>rice
>premium "stewed" ham
>a little bit of saitaku sushi s*y sauce
>a bit of chives
>a bit of poivre


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.42534 del
We need to go back


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.42536 del
>>42534
Unrecognizable.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.42537 del
>>42534
85 kilo G


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.42538 del


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.42539 del
>>42531
young guns will have to step up. at this rate they will be bringing DEHAIRS and VAN TRICHT to the tour


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.42540 del
celebrations in the streets of munchkinland as van engelen wins in salalalalah


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.42541 del
ARMIRAIL to Jumbo Visma is now official


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.42544 del
>>42536
>>42537
I also really like the 25mm tyres, exposed cables, box aluminum rims, old shifter cables, short bibs and short socks.
>>42541
Sad, no more KOM points for Bruno


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.42546 del
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Hey, where did my post go.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.42547 del
>>42546
postalburger didn't deliver it


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.42548 del


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.42549 del
looks like Bertaczek was finally arrested for driving a formula 2 car on czech Autobahnen with 300km/h. that's only legal in Deutschland.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.42550 del
>>42549
I don't think driving a formula car is street legal anywhere in yurop regardless of speed


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 12:19 [Preview] No.42551 del
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>>42548
>2nd place is current Ethiopian NC, age 18
african athletes will never beat the age cheating allegations no way this 'kid' is born in november 2006.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 12:19 [Preview] No.42552 del
CATTANHO with Remco to Red-Bull offishel.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.42553 del
>>42551
They just respawn there, already at lvl 18.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 12:48 [Preview] No.42554 del
>>42551
Cool jersey


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 12:51 [Preview] No.42555 del
>rookie


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 12:52 [Preview] No.42556 del
My 201 bpm effort caused me to upgrade to Cat B on Zwift racing. Time to get unimaginably strong.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 12:56 [Preview] No.42557 del
>>42556
Aren't the categories gone?


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 12:57 [Preview] No.42558 del
>>42555
This may be a great secret pick very soon.
Don't care what they spiked him with in the lab.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 12:58 [Preview] No.42559 del
>>42557
Not for ZRL


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 13:00 [Preview] No.42560 del
>>42551
👏🏿


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 13:04 [Preview] No.42561 del
>>42551
That guy looks older than my dad


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 13:05 [Preview] No.42562 del
>>42559
>>42557
Which I have told you repeatedly to join for the quality of racing


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 13:22 [Preview] No.42563 del
>Victor Lafay: I’m not sure if I'll race again next year
padun-level career arc


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 13:24 [Preview] No.42564 del
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>Yeray Álvarez has been suspended by UEFA for ten months. The Athletic Club defender tested positive for canrenome in May after the first semi-final match against Manchester
United in the Europa League. He had already been provisionally suspended from June 2nd.

>10 months


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.42565 del
>>42563
C'est fini


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 13:27 [Preview] No.42566 del
>>42563
The cost of following pogacar


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 13:27 [Preview] No.42567 del


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 13:29 [Preview] No.42568 del
>>42562
Yes, I know, I know
It is, what it is


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 13:32 [Preview] No.42569 del
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>>42564
>In its ruling, UEFA acknowledges that there was no intent on the part of the player, considering it proven that the ingestion of the prohibited substance was due to the incorrect use of a preventive medicine for hair loss which belonged to his partner, and contained the said substance, without any deliberate desire to dope.
do people actually believe these excuses


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 13:39 [Preview] No.42570 del
>>42563
>Je ne sais pas encore pour 2026. Je ne sais pas si je reprendrai la compétition l’année prochaine. Je n’ai pas encore décidé, mais ces deux années m’ont donné beaucoup de temps pour réfléchir à ce que je ferais après le vélo, et je pense que je peux arrêter maintenant. J’ai 29 ans, pas 19 comme ces jeunes. Le cyclisme a beaucoup évolué ces dernières années. J’ai fait ça toute ma vie depuis l’âge de cinq ans, et il y a autre chose à faire. On risque sa vie en faisant du vélo
100% over


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 13:42 [Preview] No.42571 del
>>42569
yes the unwashed masses eat up these excuses like its their favorite slop on a (fake) gold platter


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 13:42 [Preview] No.42572 del
>>42570
>the sport is changing
>you risk your life racing
>i could always stop racing
the holy trinity of weakmind cyclists


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 13:43 [Preview] No.42573 del
>Last weekend, a German amateur cycling race was rocked by two massive crashes. According to local police, at least seventy people were injured at the cycling event in the German state of Baden-Württemberg.

>The incident occurred during the "Riderman" event near Bad Dürrheim, a municipality east of the Black Forest in the state of Baden-Württemberg. A police spokesperson described the two crashes—which occurred shortly after each other—as a "mass crash."

RIP


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.42574 del
>>42568
I'm gonna kwab ya good this winter dear brtek


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 13:53 [Preview] No.42575 del
>>42573
think thats a grand fondo of the more casual type
>"I flew through the air and heard the screams of the others"
metal as fuck
>Drama on Sunday afternoon on the 3rd stage of the famous RiderMan (1200 participants): In a left-hand bend, dozens of riders become wedged together, resulting in a serious mass crash.
sounds great, like always
>70 amateur athletes are injured, up to 20 of them seriously.
supposedly thats the corner? Wide ass road with good pavement. Gross incompetence strikes again


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 13:59 [Preview] No.42576 del
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>>42574
I'd like to see you try
I have BIG plans and BIG expectations of the next rape season


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 14:00 [Preview] No.42577 del
>>42575
>Der Student
>29


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No.42578 del
>>42576
not only will I hunt you down like a skinwalker but it will be open season on each and every czechem


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 14:06 [Preview] No.42579 del
>>42577
These germans love studying for 15 years.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 14:08 [Preview] No.42580 del
>>42570
sounds like a good chap, I hope he finds something he loves to do next


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 14:08 [Preview] No.42581 del
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>>42578
>it will be open season on each and every czechem
in that case good luck with that


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 14:09 [Preview] No.42582 del
>>42580
He's probably rich enough to do nothing until the end of his life


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 14:10 [Preview] No.42583 del
>>42582
doing nothing is a quick way to an early grave, I'm not saying he has to go work in a factory


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 14:16 [Preview] No.42584 del
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>>42577
>>42579
there's a possibility that he did something else before going to university. I studied with a couple early-mid 30s guys who did apprenticeships and waged for years before going back to school.
Just as likely that he's somehow 16 semesters into his aerospace engineering degree though kek


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 14:40 [Preview] No.42585 del
>>42577
plenty of 30 year olds in my class back when I was studying


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 14:48 [Preview] No.42586 del
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plugge put all his money in onecycling?


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 14:55 [Preview] No.42587 del
>>42586
I don't think grande are meant to be managed by d*tch but I could be wrong


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 14:58 [Preview] No.42588 del
>>42586
their potential will be unlocked surely


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 15:20 [Preview] No.42589 del
>>42588
Poor valter will be eternally locked now


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 15:33 [Preview] No.42590 del
>>42589
>Bahrain
C'est fini


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.42591 del
>>42577
what, yes. totally normal

I have just returned from from Berlin, I can tell you more about totally normal


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.42592 del
>>42586
spent it all extending wout and jorgenson


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 15:55 [Preview] No.42593 del
was it worth it


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 15:57 [Preview] No.42594 del
>>42593
one blast of dopage into the sunset, poof. Better to burn out than fade away


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 16:08 [Preview] No.42595 del
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It's all fun and dope until your heart explodes.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 16:21 [Preview] No.42596 del
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Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 16:22 [Preview] No.42597 del
>>42596
>friend of the team
he's still on their pay roll?


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 16:24 [Preview] No.42598 del
>>42597
probably gets a salary for life so he keeps his mouth shut


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 16:39 [Preview] No.42599 del
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On the topic of exploding hearts...I looked up how another firmer Jumboid is doing.

>Rohan Dennis has been given a two-year suspended sentence over a car incident in Australia which killed his wife, fellow Olympian Melissa Hoskins.

So if I want to kill someone I'll just run them over with a car and get away with it.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 17:01 [Preview] No.42600 del
>>42569
I imagine most people don't care. Almost everyone likes Contador even though he is a confirmed doper and he even got to keep racing and winning after it was proven.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 17:05 [Preview] No.42601 del
>>42586
Armirail, Fiorelli and Piganzoli are perfectly good signings.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 17:31 [Preview] No.42602 del
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1930 and it is basically dark, can't wait for dusk at the afternoon rush hour.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 17:38 [Preview] No.42603 del
Dear baby jesus, for christmas, I want me disc brakes to stop rubbing


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 17:48 [Preview] No.42604 del
>>42603
surely by christmas you're bikerack will be long departed from the cage and you will be back on the raper
do you really use brakes in vine land?


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 17:59 [Preview] No.42605 del
>>42593
>>42595
>>42596
all these guys do have in common that they suddenly became really good before the inevitable end


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 18:11 [Preview] No.42606 del
>>42604
>he's not fully immersed


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 18:13 [Preview] No.42607 del
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Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 18:21 [Preview] No.42608 del
>>42605
yup curious very curious


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 18:21 [Preview] No.42609 del
>>42606
>Not having the Wahoo KICKR Headwind (tm) fan
Kek what a kwab


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 18:22 [Preview] No.42610 del
>>42607
I don't want to make fun of the appearance of children


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 18:26 [Preview] No.42611 del
>>42607
God these kids must hate him


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 18:27 [Preview] No.42612 del
>>42605
You now remember Jakob FUGLSANG


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.42613 del
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Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 18:56 [Preview] No.42614 del
>>42612
or schachmeme


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 18:57 [Preview] No.42615 del
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or this guy


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 18:59 [Preview] No.42616 del
>>42613
I just noticed, it is so old, some boomer made a photo of a screen.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 19:04 [Preview] No.42617 del
>>42615
Would have never guessed it has been so long.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 19:05 [Preview] No.42618 del
>>42615
>emu
what can you do when you're a lifetime /clean/ runner while covid hits and boosts everyone else into the sky


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 19:05 [Preview] No.42619 del
>>42617
we're old my dear bert


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 19:08 [Preview] No.42620 del
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>>42615
>tfw no swabia flag


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 19:10 [Preview] No.42621 del
>>42620
kek the middle pic always cracks me up


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 19:11 [Preview] No.42622 del
>>42620
>mfw fraud


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 19:12 [Preview] No.42623 del
>>42620
I have no idea who this is


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 19:12 [Preview] No.42624 del
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>>42618
Only has himself to blame. Could have revived his career by changing teams....but he chose Cofidis of all fucking places.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 19:13 [Preview] No.42625 del
>>42624
even worse is cofidis choose him and expected things


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 19:14 [Preview] No.42626 del
>>42624
constantly showering in a hansgrohe shower...
dude is ULTRA clean


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 19:21 [Preview] No.42628 del
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>>42624
Onley went to Cofidis?


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 19:21 [Preview] No.42629 del
>>42625
more likely the reason he went there was exatly that they don't expect anything from their riders


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 19:22 [Preview] No.42630 del
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>>42628
you know

it was

the onley way


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 19:29 [Preview] No.42631 del
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Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 19:33 [Preview] No.42632 del
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Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 19:35 [Preview] No.42633 del
“I will release the files. I will do everything in my power to make the files public.”

“I actually meant flies, sorry. Flies.”


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 19:36 [Preview] No.42634 del
>>42599
>So if I want to kill someone I'll just run them over with a car and get away with it.
really is wild how small criminal penalties are for vehicular manslaughter. my solution [subhuman cagie genocide] seems to fall on deaf ears


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 19:37 [Preview] No.42635 del
>>42600
yeah but contadoper was framed by a slimy chef and is 100% sauber


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 19:38 [Preview] No.42636 del
going to score some eggs


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 19:52 [Preview] No.42637 del
No more races this season for Nys. What do we think of his year? Not bad, but a bit overhyped I feel. His interview at the tour made me laugh
>why is everyone so strong


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 19:57 [Preview] No.42638 del
>>42637
He had like 1 victory? That is W*ut territory. Terrible


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 19:59 [Preview] No.42639 del
>>42637
terrible, got swamped by the tour so hard it'll probably take another half season for him to recover


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 20:00 [Preview] No.42640 del
>>42637
I didn't really notice much hype around him this year. There was more last year when he was winning races so I would say he's appropriately hyped.
Fairly disappointing season for him though.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 20:01 [Preview] No.42641 del
>>42637
his April wasn't bad but given that he bleached his hair everyone expected more


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 20:05 [Preview] No.42642 del
>>42637
>5th in LBL
very impressive for a 22 y/o, but he probably was burned out after his spring (makes his 2024 look a bit suspicious)


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 20:08 [Preview] No.42643 del
>>42642
Lol 22 is old as fuck now. Pog was winning TdFs. Bisiaux is 4 years younger


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 20:10 [Preview] No.42644 del
>>42643
Bisiaux is 2 years younger and hasn't won shit


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 20:10 [Preview] No.42645 del
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I mean Seixas


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 20:12 [Preview] No.42646 del
>>42645
Seixas also has 0 professional wins


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 20:13 [Preview] No.42647 del
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>>42636
godspeed fellow egglover


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 20:13 [Preview] No.42648 del
>>42645
Seixas only barely won the baby race l'avenir imo if you want to compete at the top level in 2025 and further you need to be able to crush that race with no survivors
he's already washed and has no future is what I'm getting at


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 20:16 [Preview] No.42649 del
>>42648
Del toro knew this


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 20:19 [Preview] No.42650 del
>>42637
he and trek need to scale back his expectations, treated him as a guy who could challenge pog in hill classics and he's just not that good [yet]. the tour is a terrible place for world class but not pog/mvdp level puncheurs, because if you cant beat them [and aren't a GC runner] you just end up with no wins and wasted potential. he should do giro + one-weeks, send himback to last year's schedule.

the question is whether his ego will allow this, my opinion on his intelligence has soured over the past year. i think this struggle calls for another tatoo


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 20:23 [Preview] No.42651 del
>>42648
yes well this avenir was extremely strong widar nordhagen ramirez and finn will all top 10 a GT in the next 3-5 yrs


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>>42651
(non of these riders will ever make it in the world tour)


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 20:28 [Preview] No.42653 del
>>42652
I definitely hope WIDAR makes it
Cycling needs MORE seething manlets


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 20:28 [Preview] No.42654 del
>>42652
ill hold you to it bratha


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 20:29 [Preview] No.42655 del
>>42653
my cheeky gnome will WIN the Le Tour de France


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 20:29 [Preview] No.42656 del
If you're doing l'Avenir past 20 it is already over.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 20:30 [Preview] No.42657 del
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Got bored, went for a ride to the shop and long way around back, wore my fully reflective jacket. Cagies treated my like a president or something, were stopping well before my trajectory was giving a hint I will be going a crossing.
Bought herring, bean soup, mayo, tiny pretzels and iskrem.
Will be eating the tiny pretzels right now, with green herbata.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.42658 del
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Stage 16 OFFICIAL /bet/

>Ayuso Pesquera 7
>Vingegaard 8
>Vine 8
>Pidcvck 10
>Solar 13
>Almeida 15
>Dumbar 17
>Buitrago 17
>Ciccone 34
>Romo 34
>Tiberi 34
>Hindley 34
>Tejada 34
>Jorgensohn 41
>Bernal Gomez 41
>Poels 41
>Frigo 41
>Landa 51
>Vermaerke 51
>Bagioli 51
>Pickering 51


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 20:34 [Preview] No.42659 del
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>>42656
You can do l'Avenir at 21 and finish outside top 50 and still make it big. We're all going to make it Berts.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 20:35 [Preview] No.42660 del
>>42659
what i hear is that DALBY will win the tourdefranc


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 20:36 [Preview] No.42661 del
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>Landa 51


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 20:36 [Preview] No.42662 del
>>42620
Pfänder is in Vorarlberg, home of Team Vorarlberg with their star rider Colin STÜSSI.


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>>42660
You can have never ridden l'Avenir because you didn't join a development team until you were 24 and still make it big. I'm saying ANYONE can win the tourdefranc.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 20:53 [Preview] No.42664 del
you can be a sky jumper and randomly pick up a bike at like 23 and win 5 grand tours


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 20:58 [Preview] No.42665 del
>>42658
FUCK OFF with Ayuso and Vine. I had ENOUGH


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 21:00 [Preview] No.42666 del
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>>42664
How do you jump the sky


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 21:00 [Preview] No.42667 del
>>42659
Kek, this fucking photo.... How old is he supposed to be here? Somehow he looks simultaneously 12 and 26


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 21:06 [Preview] No.42668 del
>>42666
oho is that a minor spelling mistake


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 21:16 [Preview] No.42669 del
>>42664
We joke about some runners coming out of nothing but it really is on another level with that fucker. Just spent 10 minutes trying to come up with a funny rebuttal based on his pre-aged-23 results but it's so incredibly grim I can't do it.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 21:17 [Preview] No.42670 del
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>>42668
Sometimes I am happy Autismbert got his treinjob and left /cyc/ office. He sometimes was becoming a handful with all these drive by "jokes".


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 21:41 [Preview] No.42671 del
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>>42669
rog just thought to himself >okay I win bike race now and then he did it simple as
end of


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 21:44 [Preview] No.42672 del
>>42671
wait fuck I was thinking Froome because of >sky
fuck.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 22:07 [Preview] No.42673 del
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>>42672
Still the most ridiculous and unbelievable, in the literal sense of the word, transformation in the sport and it will never be topped


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 22:08 [Preview] No.42674 del
>>42673
its beautiful


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 22:32 [Preview] No.42675 del
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>>42674
Just stop eating bro.
It's that easy.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 22:35 [Preview] No.42676 del
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>>42672
See? This is why there is no such thing as "small spelling mistakes"


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Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 22:59 [Preview] No.42678 del
Apparently Jan HIRT has been SICK for a week now


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 23:35 [Preview] No.42679 del
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Watching TOTAL RECALL (1990). This is way better than I thought it would be (should've expected it considering PKD material) but I feel it could've been a 10/10 instead of a 7.5/10 with better director and cast.


Bert 09/08/2025 (Mon) 23:52 [Preview] No.42680 del
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>>42647
this was today's vejce collexion my dear bert
>>42675
shan't


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 00:10 [Preview] No.42681 del
>>42679
Arnie was a BIZARRE choice


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 05:46 [Preview] No.42682 del
>What's going on with Lazkano? The rider indicated in March that he wasn't reaching his usual level due to illness, but he hoped to restart his season with a training camp on the famous volcano Teide. However, his season was cut short in April, and Lazkano hasn't competed for his new employer since his appearance in Paris-Roubaix.

>This is a reason for the Spanish sports newspaper Marca to ask team manager Paxti Vila about his compatriot's unusually long absence, but the former rider does not want to comment due to 'team guidelines'. Lazkano himself, in turn, deleted his social media profiles and keeps his X-account private, Ciclo21 reports.

>His prolonged absence is a concern for the peloton. A young rider with proven talent in the classics, who seemed destined to become a top rider, has come to a standstill. For now, there is no certainty about his immediate future.

It's over


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 05:52 [Preview] No.42683 del
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>>42682
A lot of these cases lately. Guess wormblood either makes you an uberman or a cripple.
What about this guy.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 05:59 [Preview] No.42684 del
>>42683
If they combine his and lafay's good knee they might get one working rider


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 06:12 [Preview] No.42685 del
>>42682
>dope
>get huge xontract
>retire
Many such cases


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.42686 del
Tell me which glasses to buy berts, mine are broken


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.42687 del
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How I feel regaining the abillity to snooze again at the ripe age of 33


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.42688 del
>"We drew up his schedule a while ago, including the Tour of Guangxi," Matxin said. "But I told him that if he won a stage, the team time trial, or the general classification, he would be exempt."

>“We drew up his schedule a while ago, including the Tour of Guangxi,” Matxin said. "But I told him that if he won an internship, the team time trial, or the general classification, he would be exempt."

These guys incite betrayal, Almeida will love this


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.42689 del
>>42680
What a coincidence, 28 eggs for me as well. I've been slight ill for the past few days and still felt some symptoms, so I did two 1h intervals below LT1 plus some easy riding in between.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.42690 del
>>42682
another heart death victim? It's increasingly likely


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.42691 del
>>42690
Rumor is his blood passport is not okay


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.42692 del
Some ultrabiker trying to break the record between portugal and Vladivostok entered russia illegaly and is now being detained. Lmao


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.42693 del


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>>42692
what a silly jester


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.42695 del
DNS crampenaars


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.42696 del
DNS garofoli


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.42697 del
>>42692
i like his youtube videos, usually very interesting stuff and its fun to see his mentality towards it. he will just say 'yeah guys it is hurting a bit but i think im gonna push for a little bit longer' in the calmest voice while on hour 70 without sleep after a gorillion kilojoules

https://www.youtube.com/@sofianeshl/videos


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.42698 del
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Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.42700 del
If UAE let's their goons on the breakaway this week with this weakened pissma they're retarded


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.42701 del
>>42696
FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.42702 del
I am gonna miss them


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.42703 del
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Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.42704 del
what's even the deal between premier tech and the UCI after they were relegated to Pro Tour level? do organizers have to accept them if they want to start in a world tour race?


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.42705 del
>>42704
They have the same deal as what supposed to be the best prt team (which was Lotto) meaning you get invite from every UWT race but no forced participation


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.42706 del
>>42705
You have to understand, the rules were changed because of covid or something and coincidentally this benefitted Israel


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.42707 del
>>42706
Well IPT actively fought for that ruling, UCI weren’t on planning to do this guess Adams pockets are as deep and wide as they need to be


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.42708 del
so if uno-x overtook premier tech in the ranking, we would get free Finnmark protests instead?


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Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.42713 del
>>42704
>do organizers have to accept them if they want to start in a world tour race?
Yes. But the extra invites only happened for the first season after they were relegated so the two other years they have earned them like a normal team. UCI keeps increasing the number of mandatory invites for top ranked PRT level teams on their own though.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.42714 del
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stolen headlines from around the world:
>Almeida questions if Vingegaard is in top form
>Jonas Vingegaard defends Vuelta's pro-Palestine protests - Vinggaard's statements amaze expert: - Bravely
>Journalist kills transfer speculation about Roglic
>Benjamin Thomas contract extension at Cofidis
>Bardet did a gr*vel race in Suomi. he didn't win.
>Jappe to do World Championships in gravel


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.42715 del
>>42714
finnish amateur scene > world tour "professionals"


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.42716 del
>>42715
as illustrated by our very finnbert


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.42717 del
>>42714
>>42715
>>42716
Sadly none of the Finnish gravel bulls beat Bardet, Makogon could have but he chuted halfway through and finished 14th. Last year in Finland Markus AUVINEN beat Golden Greg in a gravel race, that was great.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.42718 del
>>42689
rapide, nice ride bërtt


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 12:14 [Preview] No.42719 del
>>42714
Wasn't vingo angry at the palis for fucking with the race a few stages ago?


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 12:24 [Preview] No.42720 del
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Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 12:27 [Preview] No.42721 del
SOLER, BERNAL GOMSH, LANDA, CEPEDA at the cabeza along with more jobbers


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.42722 del
>>42718
Thanks bert, sadly it was on the trainer as I wanted to be able to stop quickly if I started feeling worse.
>>42721
Don't sleep on Vermaerke, I have a 5e bet on him winning


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.42723 del
>>42721
solerwinslol


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 12:36 [Preview] No.42724 del
>>42686
Berts?


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 12:40 [Preview] No.42725 del
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Marco Soler vs Landa, or: my battle vs Patjebert. This is it. The big one


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.42726 del
>>42686
>>42724
spend the least possible amount of money
zero


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 12:47 [Preview] No.42727 del
>>42724
tbqh i just use the same sunglasses i use normally off the bike, i've never been able to justify pigging 100+ ameridollars for cycling glasses, so i have no real advice. on the list of things to 'pig its near the bottom


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 12:57 [Preview] No.42728 del
>>42724
Van Rysel Roadr 900


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 13:01 [Preview] No.42729 del
>>42728
Mine broke after a year, not sure I want to spend 50€ per year


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 13:02 [Preview] No.42730 del
>>42726
Stealing it? Pretty sure we are all white here Bert


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 13:02 [Preview] No.42731 del
>>42686
I have some glasses called TSG Loam that are alright and cost like 90€ (won them at my j*b) and seem like they'd fit most heads and I have some 11€ glasses from aliX that are objectively superior because they cover the entire field of view even when I turn my head and they kill reflections/glare better but probably wouldn't fit a very wide head and the shop is gone and they have no branding so I have nothing to share with you.
It's worth checking the chinese is what I'm getting at but good chance you have filter through junk, glasses are not something I ever think about 2bh


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 13:04 [Preview] No.42732 del
>>42729
I have older ones with complete "bridge" and they are much more sturdy


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 13:04 [Preview] No.42733 del
>>42725
Why do you still care, I have 3 riders not in the race


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 13:23 [Preview] No.42734 del
The MTB WC appears to be this weekend


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 13:24 [Preview] No.42735 del
>DNF ROMO


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 13:37 [Preview] No.42736 del
>>42730
just do a crampyshaerts and squint innit


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.42737 del
>>42731
Can you trust AliX for UV protection?


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.42738 del
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>>42733
If I win I care, if I lose I just pull the plug. Simple as


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 13:40 [Preview] No.42739 del
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Barely two hours of riding outside after the La Vuelta
the days are getting SO short it's unreal


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 13:44 [Preview] No.42740 del
What the heck, did the dog in OP participate in current year La Vuelta?


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 13:44 [Preview] No.42741 del
>>42737
no idea, I've never noticed anything regarding my eyes even on 6+ hour rides but this is not something I've ever thought about


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 13:46 [Preview] No.42742 del
>>42740
Invited himself shortly


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Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.42744 del
>>42741
Based carefree bert. I'll look into it. But surely I'll buy light glasses for cloudy days


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 13:49 [Preview] No.42745 del
I really don't have the same faith in Landismo as in UAE dopage. This seems like too far out to go alone.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 13:52 [Preview] No.42746 del
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Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.42747 del
this B. ROLLAND a proper jockey


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 13:57 [Preview] No.42748 del
>>42746
Only thing he needs a pedal and breaks.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 13:58 [Preview] No.42749 del
>>42746
how many watts did perro score here ?


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 13:59 [Preview] No.42750 del
>>42748
Well a chair is also not strictly necessary


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:00 [Preview] No.42751 del
>>42746
owner thought that bitch ass chair could get ol' perro down


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:07 [Preview] No.42752 del
>>42750
But it's a seat.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:07 [Preview] No.42753 del
So Armirail just confirmed in that interview that he wanted to stay on AG2R but they didn't have room for him.
If they want to be a big boy team with their new sponsor money why would they refuse to extend with one of their best domestiques?


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:11 [Preview] No.42754 del
>>42753
unbelievably stupid but its a french team so its expected cant wait to see seixas lose the tour because his support is gall+prodhomme+kooij's leadout


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.42755 del
>>42754
He’d be the perfect seasoned dom vet cery stupid indeed


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.42756 del
>>42753
He's ugly so he doesn't fit the new galacticos


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.42757 del
break shitters have a chance to kill soler he better not fuck it up


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.42758 del
Surely SOLER will drill the peloton for ALMEIDA


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.42759 del
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LANDISMO alive and kicking


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.42760 del
LANDA lachee


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.42761 del
fucking ronny pickering what's he doing here


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.42762 del
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INHUMANAS

Surely there will be GC kino


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.42763 del
STEEP


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.42764 del
rampkino


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.42765 del
>SSEKANWAGI Jordan Schleck
The lost turd bro.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.42766 del
INHUMANAS


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.42767 del
the furious bahrain train again


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.42768 del
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I smell a cheeky PIDCVCK attaque


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.42769 del
>>42767
I have had ENOUGH with teams fighting to protect their 10th place


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.42770 del
>>42760
he is the strongest there


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.42771 del
>>42769
shouldnt it be trying to drop LECERF JR


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.42772 del
>>42769
10th in the vuelta, what's that even worth
for legends like cfhagz, meinkesand cras


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.42773 del
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Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.42774 del
DENZING


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.42775 del
>Brieuc
?


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.42776 del
>>42772
what if i told your CRAS has never top 10'd a grand tour


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.42777 del
I forget every day that Jungels BOB is on Ineos


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.42778 del
>finish overrun with protestors again
>they won't do the final climb
BURN THEM ALL


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.42779 del
lecerf kwab


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.42780 del
3 Baihrainis
4 Labrats
1 (one) UAE


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.42781 del
>>42769
But it's not hurting the race today.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.42782 del
kek gall


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.42783 del
>>42778
FOR FUCKS SAKE is this real? Where's the finishline?


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.42784 del
GALL lachee


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.42785 del
>>42783
currently talks to do it at the foot but you know how that went last time
time for NO WINNER


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.42786 del
satellite SOLER


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.42787 del
>>42785
>UAE isn't winning?
>cancel it


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.42788 del
Commentator just said the situation at the finish is incredibly grim


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.42789 del
VINGEGAARD mechanical


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.42790 del
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Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.42791 del
tulett supergregario


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.42792 del
finish 8km from the line, with a stage winner is the latest


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.42793 del
>>42785
fucking hell and its raining irl too my day is ruined


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.42794 del
>>42791
could you imagine Almeida punctured with only Ayuso there


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.42795 del
>Landa vs Bernal for stage win in a sprint
could be worse


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.42796 del
midgetbros...


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.42797 del
>The race direction just said on Radio Vuleta that "we have a big protest at 3 kilometres before the line. We will decide the stage winner and take times at 8 km before the line."

FUCK OFF


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.42798 del
bola del mundo will be so fucked
madrid too


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.42799 del
>>42798
better have the whole army on bola del mundo


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.42800 del
>>42798
Madrid is going to be completely fucked. A circuit of death where protestors will try to kill as many riders as possible.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.42801 del
James JOBBER is riding for a Chinese conti team now. That Binzhou race is really overpowered in terms of UCI points, so even the jobber did get UCI points.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.42802 del
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it's finally time


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.42803 del
>>42800
they're just going to cancel the stage, there were already discussions


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.42804 del
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the real victims of these shenanigans are the goombleberts because you can't just bet on who might take the stage but rather you have to anticipate which stage gets shortened and by how much and which rider is most likely to take the win there
real complicated stuff really


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.42805 del
>>42803
poor jappe


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.42806 del
Gall is such a bad cyclist in every way that isn't watts pushing


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.42807 del
lmao sprint finish into nothing can't wait for a photo finish that can't be decided


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.42808 del
>>42807
won't even see it on camera, fucking retards


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.42809 del
bernal won


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.42810 del
lmfao sprinted through the line what a shitshow


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.42811 del
Bernaldo wins I guess?


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.42812 del
rare bernal victory


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.42813 del
>Bernal & Landismo
good old boys


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.42814 del
>>42810
they said the 8km arch was the finish and then put the line like 50 meters earlier


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.42815 del
do they keep going?


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.42816 del
>>42814
surely everything involved in this can't be allowed by the UCI


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.42817 del
>>42816
What else can they do? You think UCI would forcefully cancel the race?


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.42818 del
>>42816
I need those fucking Landa points


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.42819 del
>>42817
send a letter requesting ritual seppuku suicide of the organizers


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.42820 del
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well at least I can go on a bike earlier
when I come back I hope the entire middle east is glassed all the way to Bratislava


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.42821 del
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Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.42822 del
Hope teams boycott this Mickey Mouse race next year. Can’t even control some angry,
Middle aged commies and hippies. The Deutschland Tour WILL race.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.42823 del
>>42819
It's not like they can do much. UCI wont ban Israel like they did Russia so this will happen to some races.
Would only put focus on their inaction if they sanctioned ASO over this.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.42824 del
this vuelta is so bad I don’t even bother checking


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.42825 del
>>42823
it surprises me some of their riders haven't voluntarily left the race
I mean their boss did say everyone riding for the team supports israel


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.42826 del
Just remove all races in communist occupied territory from the WT calendar.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.42827 del
>>42825
thats how you get put on the froome schedule


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.42828 del
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Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.42829 del
>>42827
just leave the team, Gee is about to give them a proper precedent to follow


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.42830 del
>>42825
I would not feel safe riding for that team. We've already seen protestors are willing to run on the road to intentionally harm riders and that's just random athletes not associated with Israel in any way. I wouldn't be surprised one bit they assaulted IPT riders outside the race at some point.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.42831 del
>>42825
I wonder if they are ordered not to dns at any cost. Maybe there are threats of contract termination and pay deduction if they do, or maybe bonus pay if they complete the vuelta


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.42832 del
>GALL lost a minute


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.42833 del
>>42830
Romo straight up got chuted and had to abandon
He should probably sue too


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.42834 del
>>42831
>contract termination
most runners would probably take that immediately. the buyout + money from the next team who pays you would be a salary bump for even the most jobberest of runners


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.42835 del
Oh it's already over. Cancel the stage, no velopoints either. Especially for Landa


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.42836 del
Can’t wait for every niche group to stop any race they want to from now on, seeing that there are zero repercussions for doing it and riders even simping for you. This sport is dead.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.42837 del
>>42834
but you can't just conjure up a new team contract out of thin air, the vuelta IPT squad isn't exactly a filled with high tier runners


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.42838 del
>>42836
calling an active genocide a "niche" topic is asinine


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.42840 del
>>42837
most would, only ones that would struggle are hirt and the canadian


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.42841 del
>>42840
wonder what riccitello's thought on this whole thing being their best runner here and fucking off to ag2r next year.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.42842 del
>>42825
Yeah crissing paths with that guy as the first guy is a smart idea


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.42843 del
>>42833
I don't know how easy it is to sue a bloke like that for a significant amount of money. Especially when it was technically the officer on his way to remove the protestor that caused the riders to swerve.

>>42839
Well this is only going to make protests worse. ASO and UCI need to grow some fucking balls and kick out IPT if they want the race to go on.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.42844 del
>>42841
he's israel's greatest ally


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.42845 del
>>42843
>Well this is only going to make protests worse. ASO and UCI need to grow some fucking balls and kick out IPT if they want the race to go on.
This. It is actually incredibly easy to fix this problem. Gazprom got nuked less than a week after the invasion, but we all know that something similar won't happen to IPT. So enjoy this week of cancelled stages


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:38 [Preview] No.42847 del
let are matties O'jorgens and ricky ticky tello duke it out in a cage match, losing team loses they are WT license, everybody wins


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:38 [Preview] No.42848 del
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Results. >>42846


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.42849 del
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>>42839
what if israel simply bombs the protester hideouts?


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No.42850 del
>>42847
death by ginger


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.42851 del
>>42848
Bernal chads, we're so BACK.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.42852 del
big milkers win the rainbow jersey in short track. Puck is really good at sucking at races when it really counts. Like the female wout.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.42853 del
wonder what spicy memes jorgenson will post in the whatsapp group today


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:50 [Preview] No.42854 del
>>42836
We've said it before, the spanish government agrees with these protestant. Try to do that in france and the police will destroy these retards. Probably make the flag illegal and arrest everyone with it around the race


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.42855 del
>>42854
are you kidding? Macron has been one of the world leaders most out in front with recognizing the Palestinian state (good)


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:57 [Preview] No.42856 del
>>42848
I think it's in order to put an asterisk next to the Vuelta velogames result like the 2020 Giro.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:57 [Preview] No.42857 del
>>42855
yes well that doesn't mean he has to let idiots ruin the tdf


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 15:59 [Preview] No.42858 del
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>>42848
>only one with 6 riders left
>tiberi might as well not be in the race so actually 5 riders


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 16:01 [Preview] No.42859 del
>>42854
reckon you could just pose as road side spectators with all your flags and stuff hidden, then mask up, get your junk out and run into the peloton and then fuck off again into the crowd and wilderness and there would be no consequences. There are not that many police around


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 16:07 [Preview] No.42860 del
>muh genocide
>muh desert conflict
I'm tired, I just want to watch some ciclismo after work.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 16:08 [Preview] No.42861 del
>>42853
>GTKRWN


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 16:10 [Preview] No.42862 del
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After many bad vuelta editions in recent memory and the fiasco that is this years vuelta I think we finally need to face reality and get rid of the vuelta entirely. This
>allows the giro to be moved to vuelta timeslot
>lets us create a new grand tour somewhere warm in the spring


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 16:12 [Preview] No.42863 del
>>42862
grand tour of south america


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 16:13 [Preview] No.42864 del
>>42862
Last year it was the most fun grand tour.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 16:13 [Preview] No.42865 del
>>42862
>tour of the gila turns into a tree week GT
baste


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 16:18 [Preview] No.42866 del
>>42862
>lets us create a new grand tour somewhere warm in the spring
DACH Tour


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 16:22 [Preview] No.42867 del
Squeaker outsprints Burger in mens short track. So a clean victory


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 16:25 [Preview] No.42868 del
Excellent idea bert thank you.
>somewhere warm in the spring
My investors and I know just the place.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.42869 del
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>>42858
I have like 3 riders left then because everybody else is useless


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 17:03 [Preview] No.42870 del
dusting off the vine machine...


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 17:05 [Preview] No.42871 del
>>42870
it’s perfect weather don’t be weak


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 17:08 [Preview] No.42872 del
>>42871
I'm not home early enough anymore, and the weekend looks very bad.
I have a few gravel rides planned but I need the light for that


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 17:17 [Preview] No.42873 del
>>42872
p*rchase a light THEN


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 17:22 [Preview] No.42874 del
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I don't really care about desert """"people"""" either way to be honest


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 17:24 [Preview] No.42875 del
Anyway, went on a ride.
No protestor blocked my ride.
Kinda tired after BIG hiking.
Put on me wind jacket in the middle, not because it was cold, it wasn't, but because of trillion of insects roaming about.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 17:40 [Preview] No.42876 del
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Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 17:55 [Preview] No.42877 del
Kek, armirail wanted to stay but the team pushed him out. I honestly think this is the worst managed team of all cycling


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Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 18:02 [Preview] No.42879 del
>>42872
I understand the cagies are restless to now since september started everyone is stressed out again


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>>42875
>Balkon (alternative)


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 18:11 [Preview] No.42881 del
>>42879
crazy isn't it, already had 2 near misses since last week on the commute of xanax'd sunglass moms


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 18:13 [Preview] No.42882 del
>>42876
>Edge 850 has the bike bell (Edge 550 doesn’t)
I skimmed through it and this is about the only interesting bit I found
Garmin Pay lol


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 18:14 [Preview] No.42883 del
>>42862
vuelta/giro switch really needs to happen, ASO and RCS will never do it but they should.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 18:17 [Preview] No.42884 del
give it to me straight doc will we have a finish tomorrow


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 18:18 [Preview] No.42885 del
>>42884
I'm pretty sure they have back ups for every stage except madrid at this point


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 18:19 [Preview] No.42886 del
>>42885
if today was the 'backup' plan then that doesn't inspire much confidence


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 18:20 [Preview] No.42887 del
>>42884
I'm certain of it
its just not certain where that finish will be 😜


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 18:20 [Preview] No.42888 del
>>42886
with backup I mean an alternate finish line
not saying it'll be good but every stage will have a winner


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 18:22 [Preview] No.42889 del
>>42886
At least we had a winner today which is more than we got on stage 11. They can't really announce the backup finish before the race since it will get swarmed protestors too.
I think it's best to expect nothing for the coming week for all we know every stage might get neutralized.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 18:26 [Preview] No.42890 del
I was looking forward to the ITT but how likely is it that there's no fuckery? Good chance we won't see much of a gc fight anymore at all


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 18:29 [Preview] No.42891 del
>>42876
the margins on those must be INSANE


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 18:38 [Preview] No.42892 del
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I finally figured it out.
The protests are PAID by Plugge so UCI/ASO is forced to make all stages on a CLOSED loops with entrance fee.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 18:41 [Preview] No.42893 del
>>42892
>CLOSED loops with entrance fee in the desert
ftfy


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 18:47 [Preview] No.42894 del
>>42893
>closed loops in muslim countries without beer
plugge overestimates himself


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 19:02 [Preview] No.42895 del
>>42883
they really ought to try it out at least for a couple seasons — pairs the Giro up with the Autumn Italian classics, snow-free passes for the alps, a green, cooler Vuelta


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 19:15 [Preview] No.42896 del
don't forget your veloteam


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 19:16 [Preview] No.42897 del
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>>42892
>plugge tells the lab rats to ride dangerously on descents / sketchy sections of the course to force mass chutes
>plugge pays protesters to fuck with the peloton
>plugge constantly argues against fun things in grand tours such as cobbles and gravel (neither of which will exist on a closed loop)
I'm really nooticing right now


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 19:40 [Preview] No.42898 del
>>42897
>"It's truly unfortunate that this decision was once again necessary to guarantee the riders' safety," Plugge responded on the Visma | Lease a Bike website. "As long as the race organizers and the UCI allow the Vuelta to go ahead, I assume they can do so safely. But this is already the second time they've had to reconsider this decision during the race, and that also has a sporting impact."

>"I want to appeal to the public once again not to influence our riders or the race," Plugge addressed the protesters. "But I also want to call on the organizers to do everything they can to secure the race so we can all enjoy a thrilling battle in the final week of the Vuelta."

say absolutely nothing of value in your path


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 19:43 [Preview] No.42899 del
Also Egan Bernal has now "won" 3 shortened stages in each of the grand tours
well he didn't officially win the tour one


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 19:44 [Preview] No.42900 del
>>42898
he spoke words but said nothing truly a well trained public speaker


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.42901 del
>>42896
not worth doing right now with 1/4 of the startlist out


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 20:00 [Preview] No.42902 del
>>42899
they should gave give him the Tour one tbf


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 20:30 [Preview] No.42903 del
Saw Alexys Brunel on me commute. Dude was riding like an absolute retard for some reason, jumping on and off the bikelane, sprinting between cars. I think he was afraid, I wanted to ask him some refunds on recent velopoints investments.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 20:34 [Preview] No.42904 del
ok, I made up my mind. because of the stage shortenings, I miss the end of the stages. so the flag waving guys are bad.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 21:00 [Preview] No.42905 del
I saw Matteo Jorgenson at a grocery store in Boise the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen energy gels in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the gels and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 22:40 [Preview] No.42906 del
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Colin Chris STÜSSI is in Romania and he's gonna win the very prestigious Turul Romaniei, unless he's a BIG fraud.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 22:42 [Preview] No.42907 del
>put on some dude on YouTube talking
>walk into bathroom to shit
>HUIH HEEEY HUH HUH HEEY *bang*
>gunshots, screaming, literal screaming and agony
>burst into room with shit flying out of my ass
>skip ad in ten minutes

Someone should get a gun and shoot reddit


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Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 23:09 [Preview] No.42909 del
Breaking: Torstein Træen confirms he is a Fortnite gamer.


Bert 09/09/2025 (Tue) 23:54 [Preview] No.42910 del
>>42909
TRÆEN and GRŪG linking up, sneed it or keep it?


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 00:07 [Preview] No.42911 del
>>42910
He also said Fred Wright is a real gamer with RGB lights in his keyboad (but he doesn't play Fortnite which is probably why he never wins anything).


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 00:49 [Preview] No.42912 del
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stier categorie


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.42913 del
>first time in world history more kids are overweight than malnourished
we did it, we solved world hunger.


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.42914 del
Squeaker revolution today, which squeaker will win in la vuelta


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.42915 del
we live in Romania


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.42916 del
>>42913
For a week I have constipation, the next week I've diarrhea. Statistically my digestion is perfectly normal.


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.42918 del
Where are the protestors? Where are the p*lestinians flags?


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.42919 del
If I wanted to look at 4cuck posts I’d visit the website tyvm


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.42920 del
>>42918
teams should worry more about properly securing their team bikes. don't want Moldovan to extend his world tour bike collection.


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 09:17 [Preview] No.42921 del
The finish today could be altered due to STRONG WINDS


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.42922 del
>Vegan Strike LAENGEN


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.42923 del
>>42921
Cancelled no doubt, thanks Jonas


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.42924 del
These are lies, there are like 300 egsh sold every week to max 15 people every week by the lady from whom I buy greens and order my very own eggs.
Me meself have to at like fiddy a month, counting conservatively.


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.42925 del
>>42921
how about we put the finish line at the very bottom of the mountain?


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.42926 del
>>42924
Polan confirmed for being egglets


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.42927 del
season's over for Lennert van Eetvelt.


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 09:59 [Preview] No.42928 del
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well fug


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Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.42930 del
>>42924
I eat 75+ eggs per month.


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.42931 del
>>42928
What the fuck


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.42932 del
>>42928
jesus christ


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.42934 del
>>42928
the second moto guy jumps off before the moto turns into the peloton, this was clearly done for Jihad


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.42935 del
>>42928
fucking hell why the fuck did he do that?


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.42936 del
>>42935
For the lulz


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 11:15 [Preview] No.42937 del
>>42928
>*record freezes*


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.42938 del
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But on a serious note, this La Vuelta Ciclista a Venezuela has been a disaster
Yes, Volta legend LINAREZ might have won yesterday, but the parcour is SHIT and there is barely any stream. It sucks!
La Vuelta Ciclista a Costa Rica can't come soon enough


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 11:27 [Preview] No.42939 del
>In response to the ongoing protests in this Vuelta, a survey was conducted among the riders this morning.

>The majority voted in favor of neutralization should the stage become dangerous again today. The riders' primary concern is for everything to proceed safely.

>It is therefore possible that today's stage will have no winner.

Not watching anymore


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.42940 del
Yes we don't have to watch today, so lots of time to discuss secret velopicks for tomorrow!

>no startlist
AAAAAAAHHH


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 11:37 [Preview] No.42941 del
today and stage 20 could be the only stages where something could happen in gc and we're forfeiting these stages to protests


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 11:39 [Preview] No.42942 del
>>42939
I can't blame the riders for this one. I wouldn't want to ride through a crowd of crazy Palestine supporters that wanted to crash me.
I think the race is pretty much over.


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 11:40 [Preview] No.42943 del
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Just move the La Vuelta to Czech'em
No country in Europe is as pro-israel (for whatever reason) as we are


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.42944 del
The wind on the final climb is very bad anyway so no stage today. They didn't even build up half the stuff from the organization


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.42945 del
the la vuelta edition Won by are SEPP was dar for legitimate than this year btw


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.42946 del
the most asterisked GT in existence


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.42947 del
>>42945
if I am to choose between this year and THAT I choose 250 km of desert circuit laps


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>>42947
BASED


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.42949 del
seething yuroids still malding I see
one day you will understand


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 12:15 [Preview] No.42950 del
>>42949
that vuelta was such a farce it damaged the reputation of our sport


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 12:27 [Preview] No.42951 del
>>42950
no it didn't, nobody still cares
have a day off


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Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.42953 del
>>42951
>rain all day
>vuelta stage fucked
<have a day off
no I don't think I will kussman


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.42954 del
ciclismo
https://youtube.com/watch?v=A5j_3Obi5TI [Embed]


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.42955 del
Carapaz :)


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.42956 del
>>42955
ponder his hematocrit level at this very moment


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:24 [Preview] No.42957 del
>>42954
Storer will put UAE merda in their place


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.42958 del
Gr. VOISARD slurping


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.42959 del
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DEL TORO - CARAPAZ MONTENEGRO rematch


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.42960 del
CARAPAZ lachee


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.42961 del
god I hate Del Toro


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.42962 del
Shame that Carapaz is getting up there in age. Him vs Del Toro could be a fun rivalry for many years


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Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:30 [Preview] No.42964 del
Kek, Del Toro... No wonder Ayuso had to fuck off from that team


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.42965 del
/cyc/ legend Paul DOUBLE dropping CARAPAZ


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.42966 del
UCI should have ended the season after the Giro.


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.42967 del
Paul Duble is furiously strong today.


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:34 [Preview] No.42968 del
c-carapaz is merely hiding so nobody suspects his powerlevel


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.42969 del
Carapaz medalist in Rwanda, the vision is clear


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.42970 del
The commentator's english is quite impressive for an italian


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:39 [Preview] No.42971 del
>>42970
Was about to say, fine job by this Italian gentleman commentating


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:40 [Preview] No.42972 del
Pathetic descending by the angloids


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.42973 del
>non-r commentator e ritornato
Fun to listen.


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.42974 del
Gr. DOUBLE caught by Gr. VOISARD with CRAS slaving for JEGAT


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.42975 del
Torito is the last one still refusing to use the atrocity of their aero bike


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.42976 del
God I love Carapaz, one of the few truly soulful runners in a post-Pinot world


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.42977 del
>>42975
Could've sworn he was on it in previous races


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.42978 del
Apparently, they make steel bikes for 17k


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.42979 del
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>he suddenly has an r


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.42980 del
>>42971
Ah now I hear the accent when he switches. The first few sentences is always the hardest


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.42981 del
VAMOS CARAPAZ


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.42982 del
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>>42978
VERY aesthetic.


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.42983 del
>>42978
imo that thing is retarded because its
>not better than a normal steel bike stats wise
>looks like a carbon frame in tube shape
why buy this when it doesn't look like a steel frame while also being heavy (1900g in size 485 unpainted LOL)
just buy carbon


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.42984 del
CARAKWAB


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.42985 del
>>42983
Yeah it's retarded. If you want a steel bike at least go to one of these fancy builder in Lombardia. It'll look better for half the price


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:59 [Preview] No.42986 del
I honestly might end up with one one day. They look nice and last time I checked they weren't even that expensive


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 13:59 [Preview] No.42987 del
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I am going to say something controversial. I think Del Toro may not be clean


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.42988 del
>>42987
None of the sudacas are clean


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:01 [Preview] No.42989 del
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>>42987
Don't think he's just on bread and water either


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:01 [Preview] No.42990 del
>>42987
I don't think anyone expects otherwise


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.42991 del
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Mauritani superstar Sasha MAYER kwaks dukla banska bystrica's jobber KASKO at the stage 1 of the GP Grand Prix Chantal Biya
BIG results

KUERE NOUNAWE 4th
DE CRESPIN DE BILLY 7th
CANNISTER 22nd


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.42992 del
so are they actually racing in Spain or not?


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.42993 del
>>42988
Carapaz is clean

is this feeling towards Del Toro how Pogi haters feel?


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.42994 del
>>42992
they are


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.42995 del
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TIBERI and TEJADA go solo
This is terrible news for fellow veloboys


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.42996 del
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fortunately there is zero chance of the breakaway making it


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.42997 del
>>42996
autismbert disliked this post


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.42998 del
feeling good Indlei bros


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.42999 del
ayuso fucks off LMAO


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.43000 del
ayuso the betrayer


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.43001 del
balderstone will top 10


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.43002 del
>>43000
you think he'll still go to Lombardia to work for Pog?


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.43003 del
>>43002
Lol.
Lmao even.


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.43004 del
total Gall death


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.43005 del
>>43002
surely he won't even get to ride another major race


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.43006 del
The road will get even more narrow after then next village


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.43007 del
>>43002
he'll go to Trek and work for nobody


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.43008 del
CAIDA MOTOR


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.43009 del
CHUTE


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.43010 del
seriously have they ever given Gall a bikefit, ridiculous position


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.43011 del
BISIAUX SLAVING
#FreeLeo


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.43012 del
BISIAUX lachee


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.43013 del
jonaswinslol


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.43014 del
tulett is a good rider, wish he had atleast gotten a chance for himself
no wonder everyone leaves the team


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.43015 del
>>43014
They seem to find new guys all the time tho


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.43016 del
gorgeous mountains


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.43017 del
>>43015
jobber team < visma slave < own chances


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.43018 del
Someone do something.....


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.43019 del
Felix Gall is a kwab


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.43020 del
>>43019
Gall ping-pongs between mediocre and bad and its very disappointing


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.43021 del
Failmeda


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.43022 del
Almeida dead and gone


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.43023 del
almeida caught sleeping again like an idiot


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.43024 del
ALMEIDA LACHEE


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.43025 del
diesel time


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.43026 del
uh can we neutralize the stage already


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.43027 del
Rickytello is leaving the genocide team right?


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.43028 del
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Dieselbros...


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.43029 del
>>43027
yes he's replacing Gall as the worst TT'er on decathlon


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.43030 del
Voltaesque flora


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.43031 del
where is junior?


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.43032 del
>>43029
great


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.43033 del
is that troon coming back


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.43034 del
>>43031
he got dropped at the start


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.43035 del
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>Abel
>Baldersto-
who the fuck are the balderstone ultras


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.43036 del
Haha benis


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.43037 del
how is it that vingegaard can follow those massive pogacar moves but is so docile here


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.43038 del
imagine the cock wins


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.43039 del


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.43040 del
time to attack


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.43041 del
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vuelta is such a 3rd world grand tour they don't even paint over the cocks


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.43042 del
JONAS IN TROUBLE?


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.43043 del
Please stop covering GALL, watching him makes my whole body hurt


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.43044 del
>>43037
he's sick. it's over


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.43045 del
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>first time at the back?


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.43046 del
Torsten TROON of all troons is coming back
Ridiculous pace by the lote


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.43047 del
>>43041
‘ock on the log


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.43048 del
as if this vuelta couldn't get any worse they just let some dude win now


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.43049 del
grande victory incoming and grande slurp in G2


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.43050 del
>>43048
Jonas takes no risks just here to win the vuelta mate tomorrow flat TT


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.43051 del
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Maybe this is a rider protest protesting protests


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.43052 del
Almeida needs to attack and not keep slowly responding


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.43053 del
>>43050
hope his chain explodes


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.43054 del
shitcock should fucking go


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.43055 del
>>43054
They are all defending. Jonas, Joao and Pidcock all defend their current position so wont attack. Riccitello defend his white jersey so he pulls.


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.43056 del
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>Jonas VINGEGAARD HANSEN (nee RASMUSSEN) is now struggling to drop the likes of Richie TELLO, Thomasin PIDCOCK, Tristan TROON or Sepp KUSS


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.43057 del
pidcock should grow some balls


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.43058 del
>>43055
but why does pidcock cover riccismello (7th) and not pellizzari (5th)


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.43059 del
all cock no balls


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.43060 del
>>43058
He covers Hindley (4th)


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.43061 del
vingegaard is absolute dogshit but he's safe because almeida is even worse and hindley can't TT


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.43062 del
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If stage 20 doesn't get hamas'd, HINLEL wins this very La Vuelta ciclista


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.43063 del


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.43064 del
Well this settles it. No more bullshit about asterisks because of protests. When they can ride unhindered they don't have the watts or the will to attack each other anyway so the result is the same.


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.43065 del
>>43063
yes excellent, lost another chance to win a stage to spice his meager palmares


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.43066 del
I knew I should have taken Pellizzari


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.43067 del
At least Pellizzari is good runner so it wasn't a gift to a shitter. If Bora gets the same dope supplier as UAE they have a very strong team for next year.


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.43068 del
>>43066
I didn't, I thought he may start good bet then die off as a yungun in a second grand tour.
Gall wasn't a bad pick either luckily, don't pick TdF heavy duty riders for de la Vuelta, THOUGH.


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.43069 del
why does jumbo pace all day


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.43070 del
>>43069
the new Ineos


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.43071 del
Just ended my zoom did I miss all time slurpage?


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.43072 del
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mhmm


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.43073 del
>>43071
Almeida and Jonas looked cooked. They couldn't even sprint for the bonis at the end.
Pidcock saved his energy to sprint for 2nd place.


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:42 [Preview] No.43074 del
Ganna is in this race


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:46 [Preview] No.43075 del
>>43074
that doesn't seem likely


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:49 [Preview] No.43076 del
My boy lenny would have WALKED this vuelta


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:50 [Preview] No.43077 del


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 15:57 [Preview] No.43078 del
Abdulla Jasim Al-Ali should be promoted to the main team to break more records


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 16:08 [Preview] No.43080 del
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Results. >>43079


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.43081 del
this is by far the most ILLEGITIMATE edition of the la vuelta EVER run


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.43082 del
>>43080
We're in for an exciting finish it seems


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 16:20 [Preview] No.43083 del
>>43082
In GC? Yes, if you're /pinot/ you are winning Vuelta and you may even end up in the lead of GC as Patje has really bonked.
A 5 runner G1 with no stage races, and around 15 one day races to go, including two cat 1 and two cat 2.
No mistakes allowed.

Speaking of, I would like to goomble about but the startlist is not announced and the deadline is in 17 hours.


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 16:33 [Preview] No.43084 del
>>43083
isn't mapeibert winning?


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 16:43 [Preview] No.43085 del
>>43084
No, he still should end up around 20th that could be 2500 points behind the 1st easily, slenderman and treinman are bound together, they can even end up as low as fiddy because of their hopeless GC guys, that can be 4000 points less than the 1st easily, and then there are you with a slightly better GC but there is a long way before you catch the peloton from the lowest positions and even if you go up to like 55th you can still be 4500 points behind.
There is a realistic scenario when those two get pooped out of the back and have to find 2000 points to get back into G1 réel and find them soon.


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 16:49 [Preview] No.43086 del
>>43085
I was fucked since the start so it doesn't really matter
I kinda hope I can win superclassico though


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 16:51 [Preview] No.43087 del
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I have always said I only win in the even years so this is all just training for next year. So actually I didn't lose


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 17:10 [Preview] No.43088 del
>>43087
holy køve


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 17:42 [Preview] No.43089 del
Pogi's back in two days btw


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 17:59 [Preview] No.43090 del
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Squeaking of

>winner OCC femmes utmb tested positive for doping


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 18:01 [Preview] No.43091 del
Pidcock saying he sacrificed the stage win to protect his podium. But if he had won he would have taken time on both Bora boys which helps his podium. Sounds like come manlet cope to me.


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 18:01 [Preview] No.43092 del
>>43090
What? I was watching her being pas normal just a few days ago
Good riddance


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 18:09 [Preview] No.43093 del
>>43092
Yeah that comp in switzerland? got popped there for testing positive for triamcinolone acetonide, a corticosteroid used to reduce inflammation.


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 18:13 [Preview] No.43094 del
>>43090
damn people from other sports dope as well? What has the world come to I thought it was just us


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 18:24 [Preview] No.43095 del
>>43094
>dope as well
It's really not on the same level.
Ultra trail is so dirty it's probably closer to an italian gran fondo than pro cycling


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 18:33 [Preview] No.43096 del
>>43095
anything running is unbelievably dirty as in there is no clean top performer


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 18:48 [Preview] No.43097 del
Startlist for tomorrow is up, goombling is not updated yet.


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 19:09 [Preview] No.43098 del
Maximilian Schmidbauer is a powerful name


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 19:13 [Preview] No.43099 del
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>For reasons of safety, the time trial has been shortened from 27.2 km to 12.2 km.


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 19:15 [Preview] No.43100 del
>>43099
lame but they probably need lots of police to protect the entire route


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 19:16 [Preview] No.43101 del
>>43099
jonas might as well go remodel that kitchen at this point


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 19:17 [Preview] No.43102 del
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Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 19:23 [Preview] No.43103 del
>>43099
I fucking hate the vuelta I fucking hate the spanish government


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 19:25 [Preview] No.43104 del
so the madrid stage is 100% dead too


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 19:26 [Preview] No.43105 del
>>43104
The only question left to answer is whose win has the bigger asterisk
>kuss
>vingo
and I can't outright answer it


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 19:28 [Preview] No.43106 del
>>43105
kuss won fair and square even if it was boring
this is changing the rules midway through the race


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 19:29 [Preview] No.43107 del
>>43106
>this is changing the rules midway through the race
this is the average Giro


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 19:30 [Preview] No.43108 del
>>43099
This is fake right?


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 19:30 [Preview] No.43109 del
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>>43106
yeah its definitely vingo but if I concede this point to kussbert he'll never let it go


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 19:33 [Preview] No.43110 del
>>43107
all those are * too


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 19:35 [Preview] No.43111 del
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Cancel the stage together and transfer the Vuelta to the souf for last 3 stages or something. Have them do 3 laps up the Veleta.


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 19:39 [Preview] No.43112 del
All of this because they're scared of a few hundreds boomers, dreaming about communism while living off their kids pension


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 19:47 [Preview] No.43113 del
>>43099
biggest asterisk gt since the ww2


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 19:50 [Preview] No.43114 del
>>43099
the damage to the vuelta’s rep my god it will take decades


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 19:55 [Preview] No.43115 del
the record shows that big SEPP went the full distance in the ITT of his Victorious edizione
history will vindicate us


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 20:08 [Preview] No.43116 del
>>43115
congrats, it's just the second biggest asterix of the 20th century now


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 20:10 [Preview] No.43117 del
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There's only one true asteriks.


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 20:21 [Preview] No.43118 del
>>43117
Should be a squeaker


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 20:30 [Preview] No.43119 del
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Grand tour? More like medium tour, mid tour


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 20:39 [Preview] No.43120 del
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>>43119
>more like medium tour

Heh I giggled.
Then again I burst out laughing when I played a guy called Alexander the average in an online game. So my humour is German tier.


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 20:40 [Preview] No.43121 del
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Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 20:43 [Preview] No.43122 del
>Torre is only 200 km away from Vilonaloleldid


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 20:57 [Preview] No.43123 del
OFFICIAL Coppa Sabatini 2025 /bet/

>Toro 2
>Christen 4.5
>Hirschi 15
>Carapaz 15
>Scaroni 17
>Storer 19
>Engelhadt 23
>Albanese 34
>De Lettre (who?) 34
>Jegat 34
>Champussin 41
>Double 41
>Cras 41
>Vlasov 51
>Ulissi 67
>Etxeberria 67
>Majka 67
>Covid 67
>Milesi 67
...
>Voisard 126
>Cepeda 201


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 20:58 [Preview] No.43124 del
OFFICIAL Grand Prix de Quebec 2025 /bet/

>Pogacar 2.1
>Lie 4.5
>Matthews 12
>Aert 15
>Strong 19
>Birmay 19
>Narvaez 26
>Lepeira 29
>Godos 34
>Wellens 34
>Abrahamsen 34
>Powless 41
>Lawrance 51
>Bettiol 51
...
>Allah 151
>Aranbauru 201
>Lafay 301


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 21:04 [Preview] No.43125 del
>>43099
jonas wins the vuelta in gamershart fashion. lame.


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 21:32 [Preview] No.43126 del
>>43125
>Giro 2020
Talk about an asterisked GT, god damn


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 21:50 [Preview] No.43127 del
>>43126
>mfers literally got into the team cars and drove 100 km of the stage because of a little rain
A part of real ciclismo died that day


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 22:04 [Preview] No.43128 del
>>43127
was this the first incident of extreme weakmindedness in the peloton?


Bert 09/10/2025 (Wed) 22:06 [Preview] No.43129 del
>>43128
The Spa stage in the 2010 Tour was hella lame too


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 00:25 [Preview] No.43131 del
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Okay I have officially read through BOTH threads so as not to be accused of not paying attention.

Unfortunately, my local branch of the /cyc/ office needed emergent replacement of its wood floors due to water damage. Cyclisme was cancelled. /wtw/ was cancelled. Rape was cancelled. Everything was cancelled, but now we are back in business.


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 01:20 [Preview] No.43132 del
>>43124
pushing all my chips on NIELSON


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 01:54 [Preview] No.43133 del
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Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 01:56 [Preview] No.43134 del
>>43133
dopagaçar will crevaison brutale inshallah


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.43136 del
If they can secure 12km of ITT why don't they just U-turn and do 24km?


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 06:07 [Preview] No.43137 del
Curiously enough the road bike TT at the Finnish road cup stage race just got shortened from 30km to 11.5km. Not even any protesters, but apparently many riders had been crying to the organizers that such a TT was too long, too hard, and the gaps would be too big. Well boohoo, that's the idea with TTs... But 11.5km is fine for me as well, though I would have liked to do a good long threshold effort. It's a stage race with a TT and a 130km road race, I'll be racing with the other finnbert.


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.43138 del
>>43137
The anti TT lobby wins again
Bring back 70km TT's


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.43139 del
>>43138
Preach


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.43140 del
>Pedersen is sick
And another one down, another one bites the dust


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.43141 del
Broke another chain this morning on my commute. Looks like the gravel ride of this weekend is canceled


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.43142 del
stupida fucking velogame


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.43143 del
>>43141
What do you do to your chains haha, I've never broken a single one


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.43144 del
>>43136
uhhh stop asking uncomfortable questions


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.43145 del
2 DNF's already and they're not over the first hill


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.43146 del
>>43145
>this race has rampas? ah fuck it, I give up


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.43147 del
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>>43145
le paycheck collector


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.43148 del
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CADENA 0 (nada) decency


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.43149 del
Is there no velogoomble for the races in the Brittish dominion of Canada?


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.43150 del
>>43149
not open yet


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.43151 del
In 25 km, STÜSSI will be unleashed


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.43152 del
Jannies banned my ass for 'racism' for saying there is no food delivery services in my area, because there are no niggers around to deliver.
What a grim world we live in.
Im gonna refugee here for a bit. Welcome to myself


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.43153 del
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Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.43154 del
>>43152
kek
but are you really going to sit the ban out instead of evading


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.43155 del
>>43154
That takes effort, which is indirectly punishment, which means they win.
Now i just go to another store till they let me back in, hence losing revenue on me, so I win


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.43156 del
>>43151
Made for the Finnish superstar Sampo MALINEN


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.43158 del
>>43152
business idea: start your own bike delivery service in your area. thanks to the monopoly you can charge outrageous prices.


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.43162 del
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Picks. >>43157


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.43164 del
>>43162
hershe is old news


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.43165 del
runners are entering the puerto territory in romania
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NjP1OozO1lo [Embed]


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.43166 del
>>43165
interedting, I didnt know they had paved roads in Romania


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.43167 del
>>43165
where are the cute bears?


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.43168 del
jay hindley and pidkek are in Romania?


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.43169 del
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acceleration by Colin STÜSSI


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.43170 del
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STÜSSI goes solo


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.43171 del
>elvetia
kek, they use the latin-greek word for Suisse in Eastern Rome


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.43172 del
>>43171
Suisse is often called "country of the helvetian cross" in czech


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.43173 del
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STÜSSI caught


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.43174 del
>>43173
Finally!! Which product?


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.43175 del
CAM ON STÜSSI
SCAR SUM FOKING WATTS


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.43176 del
STÜSSI KWAB


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 11:33 [Preview] No.43177 del
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>>43174
Ok, funny.


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.43178 del
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Today I am having a secret pick with VLASOV. I know he sucks but sometimes you have to try something


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.43179 del
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>Vuelta ends at 17:45
>Cloudy sunset at 19:15
i can already hear the rape machine whispering


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.43180 del
>>43179
for me its not watching a shortened flat itt


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.43181 del
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Cesare Cheesini?


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.43182 del
>Kasia NIEWIADOMA FINI


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 11:46 [Preview] No.43183 del


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.43184 del
>>43182
C'est fini?


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 11:51 [Preview] No.43185 del
>boring parkour to interfere as less as possible with traffic
why are north americans like this?


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 11:52 [Preview] No.43186 del
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>>43184
She says so herself.


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.43187 del
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Bart BUIJK is in Indonesia


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.43188 del
>>43187
Heard he was in Nepal too


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 12:32 [Preview] No.43189 del
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CX season is starting this weekend in Mechelen. No not that Mechelen, the other one in the Netherlands.
in the other news:
>only starting times that matter today:
<top 10 GC starting from 16:59 with Jonas starting last at 17:17
<14:51 Ganna
>16:00 Ayuso
<16:01 Küng
<16:37 Vine
>Canada Premier-Tech to start without the country name in their 2 home races
>concerning UCI statement: The Union Cycliste Internationale (UCI) announces that the Polish para-cyclist Otylia Marczuk has been sanctioned with a four-year period of ineligibility following an Anti-Doping Rule Violation (ADRV) for the presence of Stanozolol and Erythropoietin (EPO)*.
>hard cock contract extension until 2027 at Cofidis: "je deviens un peu comme un capitaine"
haha lol
>pogi feeling good about beating wout, not so sure about stier. he's happy about juan a. leaving UAE. he needed some sex with urska to find the spark and joy in cycling again.
>Jonas - 'I Probably Would Have Won 5 Grand Tours Without Pogačar'
yeah sure...
>wout wants to win the rainbow jersey in 2026


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 12:39 [Preview] No.43191 del
>>43189
>juan a. leaving UAE. he needed some sex with urska to find the spark and joy in cycling again.
What??


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 12:41 [Preview] No.43192 del
>>43191
just spelling out with what he meant with he spent a lot of time with Urska after the tour. and I don't need to explain that ayuso is blacklisted by pogi.


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 12:45 [Preview] No.43193 del
>>43189
>para-cyclist Otylia Marczuk has been sanctioned
No para-cyclist rides on para-cetamol.
>"je deviens un peu comme un capitaine"
Ah yes, the Napoleon complex.


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.43194 del
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>>43192
I read it wrong, I missed the "he's happy about" part. Now it seemed like Ayuso has been visiting Urska. That would be a concerning development


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 12:47 [Preview] No.43195 del
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>>43193
Hehe para-cetamol. I get it


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 12:54 [Preview] No.43196 del
did you know that ganna was at the vuelta?


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 12:55 [Preview] No.43197 del
>>43190
Yes, well, my hiking trip once again not happening this weekend.
The weekend after looks more promising but 10 days ahead mean NOTHING.


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 12:55 [Preview] No.43198 del
>>43191
what a coincidence, I also need to find the spark and joy in cycling again


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 12:57 [Preview] No.43199 del
>dan hooligang barely quicker than ethan vermin


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.43200 del
horse academy shown


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 13:03 [Preview] No.43201 del
ganna smoking timo roosen


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 13:04 [Preview] No.43202 del
Bjerg used to be a TT'er


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 13:05 [Preview] No.43203 del
lots of Ganna fans at the finish line. 13 minutes for ganna.


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 13:06 [Preview] No.43204 del
sobrero should be forced to wear a sombrero at the vuelta


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 13:07 [Preview] No.43205 del
Did some minor cleaning of me bike
Everything is reasonably clean except for again an obscene amount of vaxx smegma on the rear deraileur jockey


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 13:07 [Preview] No.43206 del
mads wearing the green jersey and not the Danish-Lidl NC one


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 13:08 [Preview] No.43207 del
>turn on the stream
>mads goes solo
>p*lestinian flags everywhere
mixed feelings to be honest


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 13:13 [Preview] No.43208 del
>>43205
it do be like that
take the parrafin pill if you want to avoid infection by those mouldy fake vaxxes


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.43209 del
mads p very fast, but can he master the negative split like top ganna?


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 13:18 [Preview] No.43210 del
>>43209
No, Ganna still beats Mads P by at least 10 seconds


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 13:18 [Preview] No.43211 del
Mads fading


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 13:19 [Preview] No.43212 del
out of the way for squeakvagna skoda van


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 13:20 [Preview] No.43213 del
mads weak


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.43214 del
>>43209
Absolutely not


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.43215 del
ciclismo
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5deez_rfSfc [Embed]


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.43216 del
Mads was supposedly told to take it easy today but that's a solid time


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 13:22 [Preview] No.43217 del
mads shown the posts made on /cyc/ during his ride. not very happy.


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 13:32 [Preview] No.43218 del
Del taco is too greedy


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 13:33 [Preview] No.43219 del
how long until jan christen ends up at tudor?


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 13:39 [Preview] No.43220 del
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>focus on Sergio CHUMIL
our boys making it big


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 13:50 [Preview] No.43221 del
>kaneda
I'm amazed at how bad Italians are at other Romance languages. don't get me started about how they speak French.


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 13:52 [Preview] No.43222 del
>>43220
disappointing season for CANAL this year THOUGH


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.43223 del
>suffering in Tuscany


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.43224 del
Cepeda is in the lead chase not Richie?


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 13:58 [Preview] No.43225 del
>>43224
No, it is Carapaz with number 32


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 13:58 [Preview] No.43226 del
>>43225
dang pcsman and lying on purpose


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:00 [Preview] No.43227 del
italian commentator can't tell del stier and christen apart


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:03 [Preview] No.43228 del
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it's time


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:04 [Preview] No.43229 del
>>43228
KUNG KUNG STEFAN KUNG STWFAN KUNG STEFAN STEFAN KUNG STEFAN KUNG


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:05 [Preview] No.43230 del
a hooso 2 seconds quicker than küng


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.43231 del
Goddamnit, knew this ENGLELHART was a psyop, should have just went with Carapaz.


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.43232 del
My boy CANNISTER 2nd at Chantal Biya


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:08 [Preview] No.43233 del
why do fake church bells ring at 16:07?


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:08 [Preview] No.43234 del
My boy Commando gonna win the Coppa Bertollo


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No.43235 del
Ben granger the most secret pick


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.43236 del
Go Küng


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.43237 del
>>43221
It was "yegat" yesterday.


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:12 [Preview] No.43238 del
salando lolo, kek at this lack of R - not while speaking English though


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.43239 del
delstierwinslol


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.43240 del
E fini.


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.43242 del
ayuso slower than mads


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.43243 del
gannawinslol


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.43244 del
Based delettre sprinting for my team


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.43245 del
>>43231
I adjusted out Delettre for Engelhardt, fuck


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:16 [Preview] No.43246 del
>>43245
I kept your guy in, if I had CARAPAZ instead of that G*rman I could have won.


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.43247 del
normally I don't care about doping but I really hope they pop and lifetime ban Toro as soon as possible


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.43248 del
>>43247
I'm getting pretty fucking sick of it


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:18 [Preview] No.43249 del
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>>43247
hard to disagree


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:19 [Preview] No.43250 del
>>43249
yes well you are known to enjoy supporting dopeurs


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.43251 del
1-4-5-6-9 and engelfart
Not bad


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.43252 del
Mapeibert and feastbert win.


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:24 [Preview] No.43253 del
Autismbert probably got me beat just because of her she spriting for mere 6th spot or something


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.43254 del
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>>43253
It's still top 10 only but yes well:


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:27 [Preview] No.43255 del
Ok, Quebequaqua team locked.


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.43256 del
Nice pastaspeak from torito.


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.43257 del
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Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.43258 del
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>>43257
Not a SINGLE UAEmerchant for me.


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.43259 del
>>43246
>your guy
Huh, my flag changed to France? It used to be Sweden. Neither is correct, of course.


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.43260 del
vine abnormal


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.43261 del
>>43260
jesus christ he's gonna win this too


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.43262 del
So close


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:51 [Preview] No.43263 del
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brutal stats


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:51 [Preview] No.43264 del
>+0.00,9
oh boi


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:52 [Preview] No.43265 del
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Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.43266 del
time for some Balderstone action


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.43267 del
>>43266
Bang for my buck(points) this guy


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.43268 del
happy for Ganna, sad for Kůng


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.43269 del
ARMIRAIL gonna be the best ranked Visma runner today


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.43270 del
are matt e. O'jorgens on a day, go on my boy


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.43271 del
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how does this make you feel?


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.43272 del
>>43271
zoom out until we can see Huub ARTZ


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Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.43275 del
pidcvck not with a comically overgrown helmet is a strange sight


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.43276 del
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Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.43277 del
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KAM ON JOAO SKORE SOME FUCKING WATTS


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.43278 del
GUT THE FISH


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.43279 del
>>43275
this is why Hindley will beat him


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.43280 del
lol a camo nose tape?


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.43281 del
Jonas looks rapid
Can't say the same about joau


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.43282 del
>>43281
going out too hard, he's going to pop


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.43283 del
VINGEGAARD 2 seconds slower


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.43284 del
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Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 15:26 [Preview] No.43285 del
mad that I let cyc psyop me out of picking the Cock


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.43286 del
jonas très normal


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.43287 del
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Please God let Vinegars chain explode.


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.43288 del
joe fast


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.43289 del
Great ride by are joau


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.43290 del
it's vingegover


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.43291 del
Almeidingz would've taken 30s in the proper length


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 15:32 [Preview] No.43292 del
all those disgusting Danish flag at the finish line. they can't stop protesting.


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.43293 del
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Kelland O'Brien


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.43294 del
big SEPP kwabed shwao alm*ida by more than 10 (ten) minutes overall in his magesterial and uninterrupted 2023 GC victory btw


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 15:44 [Preview] No.43295 del
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>CÔTÉ Pier-André


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 15:44 [Preview] No.43296 del
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Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 16:04 [Preview] No.43298 del
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Results. >>43297


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 16:20 [Preview] No.43299 del
>>43298
Why is there such a big difference between your results and Veloman's "official" ones?


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 16:21 [Preview] No.43300 del
>>43299
see >>43144
in 90% of the cases veloman is wrong and has to adjoost the results


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 16:28 [Preview] No.43301 del
>>43299
Don't know what was wrong, mine were slightly off for a long time through the years because I didn't bother to fix small overlaps and/or missed scrapes. Mine are still off in final table.

But Veloman is clearly not an IT guy as he still puts in stuff by hand, he will notoriously mistake race categories, whole point category tables, he didn't even fix that annoying shit of needing to readjust your jersey every single time, out of a separate button, not definable when creating a team.


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 16:35 [Preview] No.43303 del
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Results. >>43302


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 16:37 [Preview] No.43304 del
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>>43301
Fairs, thanks for the effort still


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 16:43 [Preview] No.43305 del


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 16:45 [Preview] No.43306 del
>>43305
Carbon chuds lose again


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 16:48 [Preview] No.43307 del
>>43305
Tietemabros not like this I thought we were a clean team
SAD to see a conti shitter resort to doping, a true world tour rider would never


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 16:51 [Preview] No.43308 del
>>43305
How is Tietema going to explain that with his jolly antics


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 16:53 [Preview] No.43309 del
Do you have to have a blood passport when on a CLUB team? Now that we are squeaking about suspicious Italians (Conca)


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 16:53 [Preview] No.43310 del
>>43308
They will simply ignore it


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 16:56 [Preview] No.43311 del
>>43309
The following riders are part of the Biological Passport programme:
>all riders registered with a UCI WorldTeam;
>all riders registered with a UCI ProTeam;
>other riders from all disciplines as determined by the ITA, including any rider who wishes to attempt the Hour Record.
CLUB cucks are not subjected to this but they are subjected to normal doping tests in case they perform well I think


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 17:04 [Preview] No.43312 del
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>>43305
So he got popped in 2024 but it took UCI a whole year to do anything about it?


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 17:09 [Preview] No.43313 del
>>43312
Bonnamour had an "unexplained abnormality" in his passport in 2022 and they banned him in february 2024
lord knows how many popped pros are still around, the Lazkano situation for example


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 17:17 [Preview] No.43314 del
>>43308
they should make a youtube video shaming him


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 17:19 [Preview] No.43316 del
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Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 17:22 [Preview] No.43317 del
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>>43316
if I don't do well in these unpredictable canadian races I'm done for


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 17:48 [Preview] No.43319 del
easy peasy recovery ride
ever since the breaks don't rub when I am out of saddle, I do it much more often, it's fun i forgot about


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 17:49 [Preview] No.43320 del
>>43319
you still haven't fixed your disc break rub after months? the fuck


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 17:49 [Preview] No.43321 del
>>43318
>wants to migrate to japan
>in the year of 2025 and onward
better keep riding fool


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 17:56 [Preview] No.43322 del
>>43321
>I want to discover new things instead of being paid a million per year to ride a bike
Someone needs to tell him


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 17:57 [Preview] No.43323 del
>>43303
oh hey i won


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 17:58 [Preview] No.43324 del
>>43305
another conti shitter offered up to appease the baying squeakers. pray soon they will be sated


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 18:01 [Preview] No.43325 del
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>>43320
i just said they don't rub anymore?


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 18:01 [Preview] No.43326 del
>>43324
Conca is next


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 18:04 [Preview] No.43327 del
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great ride yesterday, 23 eggs


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 18:06 [Preview] No.43328 del
>>43327
STEEP
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Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 18:59 [Preview] No.43330 del
me when Bert posts his egg count again
https://youtube.com/watch?v=k3oMPqUTxCE [Embed]


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 19:56 [Preview] No.43331 del
>>43330
how many cups of broccoli is that


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 20:15 [Preview] No.43332 del
>>43327
pretty


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 20:31 [Preview] No.43333 del
for me it is the humble burgers


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 20:53 [Preview] No.43334 del
rare cuban victory in venezuela


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 21:11 [Preview] No.43335 del
>>43334
hasta la victoria siempre


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 21:19 [Preview] No.43336 del
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>>43334
i assume you know all about cuba, given its one of the sites of your czech propaganda botfarms


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 21:20 [Preview] No.43337 del
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>>43336
what is the connection between cubans and czechs


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 21:25 [Preview] No.43338 del
>>43337
sandwiches innit


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 21:45 [Preview] No.43339 del
>>43336
is Billy Barta of Czechem descent? that's fun


Bert 09/11/2025 (Thu) 22:19 [Preview] No.43340 del
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What a DISASTER of a week we've had in the Vuelta!! And it's almost been as much as a disaster for the /WORLD TOUR WINE/ offices!! We had some water damage to our floorboards requiring half our floors getting replaced. Due to incessant drilling and sawing, Bertina and I rode out the work at a local hotel so I missed a scheduled day of posting, but I have returned. You can even see the wood dust on my glass. But at least we have a GREAT wine!

Today's wine is from the 16th stage in the far NW of Spain (Galicia), home to one of the great appellations of the country - Rias Baixas, home to Albarino. This is a delightful coastal white grape, fresh enough for summer patio drinking and serious enough for serving at a Michelin-starred restaurant.

Pazo Senorans Albarino 2023 ($32)

This pours a pale gold with medium body. The nose is fruity, with lime zest and green melon. There is a little lactic tang to the nose. The palate is medium bodied, a bit of oil, stone minerality leading to the fruit then a lingering, palate-tingling acidity. There is a bit of pleasing bitterness on the finish as well.

I love Albarino, it is one of my favorite and most accessible whites. This is very balanced, certainly fruit forward but with minerality, acidity, and some fat to it. Very nice. We'll get caught up on /wtw/ tomorrow with another SENSATIONAL bottle for this fraudulent race!


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 04:31 [Preview] No.43342 del
Is roglic still alive


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.43343 del
>>43342
Training to ride for pogi at WC


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 05:03 [Preview] No.43344 del
Chinesium is getting out of hands


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.43345 del
>>43344
I was looking at carbon wheels earlier this year and realized the golden years are over, but then again the non chink brands are also increasing in price


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.43346 del
>>43345
>>43344
There are still lots of good inexpensive Chinesium brands, it's only their "legacy brands" like Winspace and Seka that are very expensive. You can still get far better wheels than any Western brand from Nextie for under 1000e, and brands like Tideace, XM Carbon Speed, Light Carbon, Long Teng, Velobuild etc. make solid frames. Then there's the slightly more expensive frames like Quick Pro and Evolve that have ~2000e frames (still much cheaper than Western brands).


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.43347 del
>>43346
How cheap can you guy for carbon wheels for rim brakes?


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.43348 del
>>43347
Honestly I don't know, I think most of the usual suspects like Nextie are disc-only. I'd check Light Bicycle and Elite Wheels.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.43349 del
>>43344
Why are they only offering ladies' sizes?


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.43350 del
we live in Transylvania
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gl6kBIKA0W0 [Embed]


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.43351 del
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>>43349
Just heard on me wagie daily that that one Arabic guy on our team is "tall". He is 6'1 or 185 normal units.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.43352 del
>>43347
I paid around 1000€ for my lightbicycle carbon wheels although you could go a bit cheaper if you pick the cheapest hub option, I think elite wheels have a set for around 700€ with shipping and there are a few other brands that have some old stuff for 500-700ish but there is not much rim brake stuff left in general
don't think there will be anything on offer in a year or two, it just doesn't sell it so they are pulling offerings one by one and don't put out anything new


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.43353 del
>>43352
More 3rd world countries still offer rim carbon wheels
https://eu.huntbikewheels.com/collections/carbon-road-cx-rim-brake-wheels


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.43354 del
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Next weekend still looks good for big hiking trip
It better last or there will be consequences

A BIG ride tomorrow, sunday gonna be another flood episode


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.43355 del
>>43353
yeah but those are all very old designs because they have like 26/27mm external and 19mm internal width so they are for 25mm tires and heavy. You can find a host of old rims like that for cheap on the ali but I wouldn't even bother with those because you're not gaining performance with that.
Just fyi my rims are 30mm at their widest so I can at least ride 28s with those, not great but the best you can get with r*m brakes what can you do 😔


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.43356 del
>>43355
Let me check really quick what profile my Hunt wheels that this very /cyc/ approved have, to see if you scammed me again


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.43357 del
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Hunt's really fooking expensive mate I thought they just relabel chinese rims why do I see price tags up to 1800€ on ancient tech rim brake wheels what has this world come to


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.43358 del
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>>43356
>44.5mm deep front profile with a 31mm external width for ultimate aero performance
>46mm deep rear profile with a 30mm external width to reduce weight in turbulent air
>The broad 22mm internal width provides good tyre support and volume for excellent grip and low rolling resistance
>Aerodynamically optimised for a 28c-30c tyre


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.43359 del
>>43357
Brexit means Brexit


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.43360 del
>>43358
sounds about right for 28-30c tires eh mate


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.43361 del
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>don't mind me peloton, just doing some garden work


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.43362 del
The roads in Romania look pretty steep, but still no bears


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.43363 del
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Also they seem to be in deep autumn for some reason already


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.43364 del
they should just try to speak in Romania with the Italians


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.43365 del
*romanian. it's easier to understand than portuguese.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.43366 del
>>43358
Sounds all good bert. Some modern wheels have a bit wider internal width but for 28s your pair is very good


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.43367 del
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Also, how did Sampo Malinen lose 17min in Romania yesterday


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.43368 del
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>>43366
I am of course on 32s though, as any self respecting Bert would
Fortunately I am very aero optimised myself


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.43369 del
>>43367
He was slaving for his two grande teammates who lacheed slowly after him


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.43370 del
Ever since they redid my floors, I feel like my sinuses and lungs are coated in sawdust.

How will this affect my watts


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.43371 del
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>Matje DOOD


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.43372 del


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.43373 del
>>43370
reckon it's not going to help


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.43374 del
TETE made it in Romania
A very unfortunate celebration though


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.43375 del


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 12:13 [Preview] No.43376 del
>>43375
um, where did the 3rd placed (soon to be DSQd) rider come from?


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.43377 del


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 12:15 [Preview] No.43378 del
We are complaining now, but look at what happened on STAGE 2 in 1945. Delio RODRIGUEZ eventually won that Vuelta with exactly those 30 minutes on BERRENDERO. Now THAT must have been some slurping.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 12:16 [Preview] No.43379 del
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>>43378
Are you phoneposting stuck in a tunnel again?


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 12:17 [Preview] No.43380 del
>>43376
He was in the tete, leading into a roundabout but took a wrong turn or something


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 12:17 [Preview] No.43381 del
>>43376
He was in the front Bert, must have missed that corner. What an IDIOT


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 12:18 [Preview] No.43382 del
>>43379
No when I have a Spanish flag I am at home, PPATTT


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.43383 del
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all of a sudden you see him jump through the greenery kek well that happens don't it we've had entire pelotons take the wrong turn in recent memory


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 12:21 [Preview] No.43384 del
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>>43381
I meant the guy btw, not Bert. That would be rude and I would not want there to be a misunderstanding


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.43385 del
>>43383
He rode red when he should went green on the infamous Strada Transilvaniei


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.43386 del
>>43369
Ah I see, thanks
>>43368
I am building up my new steel stallion with 32s, the internal width for the wheels is 24mm


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.43387 del
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OTRUBA goes solo


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.43388 del
>>43387
the next big Czech rider he just needs a little more time


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.43389 del
>Erriyon Knighton (21) must serve four years in the penalty box for using an anabolic steroid. The International Arbitration for Sport (CAS) ruled this on appeal. The American 200-meter specialist made a splash as a teenager, winning silver and bronze medals at the World Championships.

We truly are the cleanest sport


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.43390 del
>Teams pulling in peloton
>Lotto
>Alpecin - Deceuninck

Lotto?? Did they fly in De Lie? Is that allowed? Do NOT tell me it is for Viviani


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.43391 del
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So, about ELDEN RING. I am like 40 hours in now and only recently discovered that your horse can double jump. And there is a whole underground world too. How fucking big is this game


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 13:25 [Preview] No.43392 del
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My strategy is to have a lot of health, catch every hit with my face, use a billion flasks and mash the attaque button. Until now it sort of works


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 13:25 [Preview] No.43393 del
>>43391
I tried getting into No Man's Sky again for the 10th time and again I got bored couple hours in


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 13:26 [Preview] No.43394 del
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I am watching Volta Ciclista a Galicia instead
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_iPxD28JtVs [Embed]


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.43395 del
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I can't into modern games anymore for some reason.
Reinstalling neverwinter nights again.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 13:39 [Preview] No.43397 del
>>43393
>No Man's Sky is a game about exploration and survival in an infinite procedurally generated galaxy
Sounds like slop


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.43398 del
>>43389
Some of the old records are Pantani and Riis level gigadoped and no one cares. El-Guerrouj in 1500m (not broken today even after the jumps in shoe technology, training etc), Koch in women's 400m, Kratochvílová in 800m, Sedykh in hammer throw, Bolt's 100m and so on. I don't care, I love athletics either way.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 13:41 [Preview] No.43399 del
>>43398
Bertacek will now tell you that Kratochvilova was clean


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 13:42 [Preview] No.43400 del
>>43397
I don't think it's slop, but it requires different sort of autism
Also it has console-like type of menu control and it gets on my nerves way too quickly
>>43398
Kratochvilova's time was legit (for a man)


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.43401 del
>>43398
And FloJo's records are still there right. That bitch DIED from dopage


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 13:53 [Preview] No.43402 del
a runner won in galicia
no p*lestinian flags whatsoever, coincidence?


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.43403 del
>>43401
Yup, those are bad aswell. Not only because of the PEDs but because of the confirmed wind cheating.
>>43400
Roman Sebrle and Jan Zelezny were clean, in fact Jan is one of my all time favourites (even if he is known here for ruining the finns' day every single time)


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.43404 del
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tell me
if all these athletes dope and get cheered on for it
why shouldn't we


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.43405 del
>>43404
I don't want to


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.43406 del
>>43404
My dad has prescribed to him, it could be so easy


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.43407 del
>>43392
You should be a double greatsword Chad. My first playthrough was that. Just face tank everything while jumping and down slashing until you break stance and then punish.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.43408 del
UAE caught napping


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.43409 del
>>43404
I don't get paid to suffer for the enjoyment of bald autists


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.43410 del


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.43411 del
>>43409
excuse me I have hair


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.43412 del
>>43409
>he suffers for free
ngmi


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.43413 del
>vingo is now a wheelsucker fighting for bonis
roglic would be proud


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.43414 del
It's over for OTRUBA


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.43415 del
I am going to find and defeat Anders Mielke


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.43416 del
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WE LIVE IN CANADA


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.43417 del
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>Côte de la Montagne


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.43418 del
>>43416
I forgot to adjust


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.43419 del
>>43418
Well maybe you'll luck out and all your Italian Fall classics riders will also be in Quebec


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.43420 del
Echelon alert


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.43421 del
>>43419
no I made a team yesterday but I put in mayrhofer for some reason and wanted to change that
I thought this race started in like 2 hours


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.43422 del
DNF Guerreiro, I thought he retired because he was suffering so much


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.43423 del
This looks like a surprisingly steep ramp. I've seen enough, Pogi wins


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.43424 del
>>43412
>he pays to suffer
KWAK what a KWAP


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.43425 del
>>43423
We are going through this every year, shan't materialize.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.43427 del
>>43425
it's a completely different route though


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.43431 del
eugh I HATE Anders


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.43432 del
Alpecin bullies absolutely chilling


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.43433 del
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Picks. >>43426


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.43434 del
>>43433
Crazy there's so few consensus picks. Mine, of course, we're correct


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.43435 del
>>43434
I think it is going to be too WT for son of Abraham and too flat for Costiou but these are not bad picks at all.
Your four other picks are of course the most correctest ones.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.43436 del
I miss cosnefroy, he'd be a beast here


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.43437 del
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>>43433
Yeah i might have forgotten to finalize one or two runner


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.43438 del
My Pippo MACIEJUK in fuga, reking ball it boy.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.43439 del
>Adria to movistar
no wonder he sucks so much this year


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.43440 del
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>>43437
Bold team.
But your season goes so good that somehow you'll get good points from Piccio and Mayrhofer and Powpow will win.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.43441 del
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>>43433
almost nobody picked van shart, crazy
then again the black pearl will win today


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.43442 del
Textbook for Alpecin


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.43443 del
Such a slow sprint
Mads looked like he went 10 km/h


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 15:50 [Preview] No.43444 del
another perfect alpecin operation

they didn't hit the front once until the very end


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 15:51 [Preview] No.43445 del
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Rappe jappe truly is a posterboy for Alpecin


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 15:52 [Preview] No.43446 del
16 GT stages for jappe now
could be 24 if he sunk low and farmed the giro like mads


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 15:55 [Preview] No.43447 del
>>43446
Another one on Sunday.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 15:56 [Preview] No.43448 del
>>43447
sunday will be NO WINNER's day


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 16:00 [Preview] No.43449 del
>>43445
Team morale has to be very high. They are so disciplined.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 16:00 [Preview] No.43450 del
>>43446
there's an insane power gap right now between his palmarès and that of any other active sprinter


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 16:02 [Preview] No.43451 del
Quebec is one of those races where there's 3 DNF's every lap


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 16:04 [Preview] No.43452 del
>>43450
MSR will never be won by a sprinter again till pogacar retires


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 16:06 [Preview] No.43453 del
So, in which lap will *he* do his first attack?


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.43454 del
>>43453
I read that he wants Narvaez to win


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.43455 del
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>>43448
Wait seriously?
Just fucking end this shitshow now then.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 16:17 [Preview] No.43456 del
>>43455
I don't believe they can secure a lap race in madrid without a literal army


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 16:18 [Preview] No.43457 del
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>BIG ride and miss the stage
>medium ride and catch the stage
I think the decision is more clear than ever before


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 16:32 [Preview] No.43459 del
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Results. >>43458


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 17:06 [Preview] No.43460 del
big win by BARBAS Rafael in Venezuela today


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 17:22 [Preview] No.43461 del
>Fem van Empel is returning to racing. Her team, Visma | Lease a Bike, is sharing this exciting news with the world. Van Empel is stepping back from road cycling and, above all, returning to her old love: cyclocross. While her comeback will take place during the GP Fourmies, a road race, the reigning cyclocross world champion is fully focused on the cyclocross season.

chocomel bros we're back, no shame in cashing that bag in cx


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 18:04 [Preview] No.43462 del
>>43461
Farming cross is so profitable for women it's insane


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 18:10 [Preview] No.43463 del
>a fucking butthurt leaf


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 18:19 [Preview] No.43464 del
oh man the sprinters aren't making it are they


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 18:21 [Preview] No.43465 del
>Filip MACIEJUK
oh its THAT guy


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 18:21 [Preview] No.43466 del
attaque corbin strong 74km from the line


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 18:26 [Preview] No.43467 del
>check pcs
>Mads kekked again
all is good


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 18:26 [Preview] No.43468 del
>>43464
No no no no I went sprinter heavy


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 18:27 [Preview] No.43469 del
>>43451
it’s always like tjis with parcours races plus the weather sucks down there the warm bus beckons


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 18:32 [Preview] No.43470 del
>tronchon spending his matches too early
My son, don't do this


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 18:37 [Preview] No.43471 del
kek allah is such a retard


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 18:43 [Preview] No.43472 del
Xandro dispatching words left and right.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 18:43 [Preview] No.43473 del
>>43472
kek pithie was also ready to punch him off the bike


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 18:44 [Preview] No.43474 del
>>43472
He's right, a double WC shouldn't be caught sucking wheels


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 18:44 [Preview] No.43475 del
I don't think I've ever seen this canadian bouchard before


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 18:45 [Preview] No.43476 del
the ramp really is steep, I miscalculated my team


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 18:45 [Preview] No.43477 del
>>43475
Tour de Beauce legend


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 18:46 [Preview] No.43478 del
CHUTE


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 18:46 [Preview] No.43479 del
uh oh


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 18:51 [Preview] No.43480 del
>>43473
>>43474
Yeah, but Meurisse was already on Tronchon's ass earlier. Must be fuming at our favorite retard.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 18:53 [Preview] No.43481 del
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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a VERY special edition of /WORLD TOUR WINE/ to present, because I am actually posting during a .UWT race! Although the action in Quebec in heating up, we are going to rewind to yesterday's FRADULENT time trial in Spain!

Today's wine comes from Ribera del Duero, the wine region running along the Duero (or Douro) River from yesterday's stage in Valladolid to the east. Ribera del Duero was a sleepy little wine region for decades, basically only known as the home of Vega Sicilia since the mid-19th century. In the 1970s and 1980s, a new generation of winemakers started producing red wines of remarkable quality, culminating with the first vintage of Pingus in 1995 (a legendary cult wine made by a D*nish immigrant to the region). Today's wine is a rare bird indeed, a white Ribera del Duero. Interestingly, whites could not even be labeled as being from the region until 2019.

Dominio del Aguila Albillo Vinas Viejas 2020 ($200)

Pours a medium-bodied pale gold. I fell in love with my first sniff. The nose is reductive, with honey, gunflint, perfumed white flower, ripe sweet lemon with a beautiful bracing of vanilla/oak. The palate is vibrant, with candied lemon peel, wonderful white stone minerality, and roiling acidity. The finish is long. The wine is complex and profound.

This wine is stunning. Stunning. If tasted blind, I would call this a young GC Burgundy. Wine of the year so far. Holy hell.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 18:54 [Preview] No.43482 del
Tronchon bros we are being denied our well-deserved break points


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 18:56 [Preview] No.43483 del
oh my god he is "translating" for Pogi speaking English lmao


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 18:56 [Preview] No.43484 del
SHUT THE FUCK UP OH MY GOD


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 18:57 [Preview] No.43485 del
jumbo hasn't been this organized in a one day race for over a year


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 18:58 [Preview] No.43486 del
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>>43481
mhm yes sniff that wine. Open another bottle for canada


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 18:58 [Preview] No.43487 del


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 18:58 [Preview] No.43488 del
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>>43485
>Visma vs. EF Education pacing the peloton
Are we going to have another Wou2 vs. Powerful sprint?


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:02 [Preview] No.43489 del
>>43488
1. Son of Neil
2. Pog
3. De Lie


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:02 [Preview] No.43490 del
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This entire group is teammates of actual favorites trolling Alaphilippe


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:05 [Preview] No.43491 del
peleton in a million pieces


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.43492 del
this course is very anti slurpage I like it


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:10 [Preview] No.43493 del
they need to catch that damn lead trio


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:10 [Preview] No.43494 del
>>43492
till in the last lap suddenly a group of 50 riders flies past the promising break and Matthews wins again


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:11 [Preview] No.43495 del
>>43494
who the fuck is matthews


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:12 [Preview] No.43496 del
>>43495
better known as /Bling/


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:12 [Preview] No.43497 del
juju snorted a few lines it seems


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:17 [Preview] No.43499 del
I can't with Alaf. Restless, jittery, nonchalant but driven, a retard, pure spiritual grug.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:18 [Preview] No.43500 del
>>43498
nice thrown, love to see it


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:18 [Preview] No.43501 del
comfy crowd


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:19 [Preview] No.43502 del
>>43499
his tactic is working


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:21 [Preview] No.43503 del
>>43498
based


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:21 [Preview] No.43504 del
Daddy Pogatcher saving all his matches


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:30 [Preview] No.43505 del
Only lachee


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.43506 del
Winebert's COSTIOU laché


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:33 [Preview] No.43507 del
madouas will not win


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:33 [Preview] No.43508 del
Madouas has been so shit this year


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:33 [Preview] No.43509 del
Jonas COCK


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:33 [Preview] No.43510 del
if allah wins they might lynch him


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:34 [Preview] No.43511 del
His damn wine made me fancy one today anyways, but I don't know about it yet.
My Casal de Seara vinho verde loureiro is no Dominio del Aguila.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:35 [Preview] No.43512 del
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>>43506
merely gathering strength


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:35 [Preview] No.43513 del
bling looking sharp, a little embolism does one good


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:36 [Preview] No.43514 del
Every punchy mountain guy is getting lachéd, who am I supposed to pick for Sunday.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:37 [Preview] No.43515 del
>>43514
the ones dropping now to save energy


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:37 [Preview] No.43516 del
>>43513
Wonder what "program" he was on as an extra recovery.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:38 [Preview] No.43517 del
That's a lot of adds


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:39 [Preview] No.43518 del
>>43517
and people pay for this


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:39 [Preview] No.43519 del
>>43515
I don't believe it. Guess it may be loading up on UAEmerchants.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:42 [Preview] No.43520 del
CHUTES


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:42 [Preview] No.43521 del
cum on peloton, burn some matches


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:42 [Preview] No.43522 del
Pog not feeling it. If he did he would have atacked 2 laps ago.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.43523 del
>>43522
it's steep enough for him to win the sprint tbh


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.43524 del
Summer bros, we're back


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.43525 del
>>43521
you want to catch them after the next climb or otherwise 30 dudes will attack


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:45 [Preview] No.43526 del
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Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:45 [Preview] No.43527 del
The Cheyene on the move.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:46 [Preview] No.43528 del
Ok, this time things are gonna go on the rampa.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:47 [Preview] No.43529 del
STIER train to the front


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:49 [Preview] No.43530 del
UAE about to pop off


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:49 [Preview] No.43531 del
girmay still there, there is hope for my team (there is not)


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:49 [Preview] No.43532 del
bertiol LAUNCH


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:50 [Preview] No.43533 del
pogiwinslol


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:50 [Preview] No.43534 del
POGGING OUT MAN


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:50 [Preview] No.43535 del
BAM


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:50 [Preview] No.43537 del
WASHED


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:52 [Preview] No.43538 del
should've been godon...


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:52 [Preview] No.43539 del
its like pog gets a -10% debuff anytime he steps into canada, was the same last year


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:52 [Preview] No.43540 del
goddamn it's impossible to know when Girmay is feeling good


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:53 [Preview] No.43541 del
>ding ding ding


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:53 [Preview] No.43542 del
stierbros...


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:53 [Preview] No.43543 del
>>43540
he's a consistent top 10 merchant


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.43544 del
>>43539
He's always a bit slow to come back to shape after the tour


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.43545 del
>>43538
Yeah, couldn't ignore GODon, but if I had the bux, I would pick them both.


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No.43546 del
big group coming back


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.43547 del
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>>43546
Woutbros, we are so back


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.43548 del
this retarded commentator is not watching the race at all, the woman actually very aware for once


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.43549 del
Powless so strong


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.43550 del
20 seconds is a lot


Bert 09/12/2025 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.43551 del
godon and bling spotted, there is hope



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