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/cyc/ - general Bert 09/27/2025 (Sat) 21:31 [Preview] No. 46707
group ride with the squeakers edition

>Current and upcoming races
21.09 - 28.09 World Championships WC
28.09 Paris-Chauny 1.1
28.09 - 05.10 Petronas Le Tour de Langkawi 2.Pro
30.09 - 05.10 CRO Race 2.1
01.10 - 5.10 European Continental Championships CC
03.10 Sparkassen Münsterland Giro 1.Pro
04.10 Giro dell'Emilia 1.Pro
04.10 Giro dell'Emilia Internazionale Donne Elite 1.Pro WE
05.10 Coppa Agostoni - Giro delle Brianze 1.1
05.10 Gran Premio Ciudad de Eibar 1.Pro WE
06.10 Coppa Bernocchi - GP Banco BPM 1.Pro
07.10 Binche - Chimay - Binche / Mémorial Frank Vandenbroucke 1.1
07.10 Binche Chimay Binche pour Dames 1.1 WE
07.10 Tre Valli Varesine 1.Pro
07.10 Tre Valli Varesine Women's Race 1.Pro WE
09.10 Gran Piemonte 1.Pro
09.10 - 12.10 Tour of Taihu Lake 2.Pro
11.10 Tour de Vendée 1.1
11.10 Il Lombardia 1.UWT
12.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda - Valdengo Oropa 1.1
12.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda Donne - Comune di Valdengo 1.1 WE
12.10 Paris - Tours Elite 1.Pro
14.10 - 19.10 Gree-Tour of Guangxi 2.UWT1
14.10 - 16.10 Tour of Chongming Island 2.WWT
14.10 - 19.10 Tour of Holland 2.1
15.10 Giro del Veneto 1.Pro
15.10 Veneto Women 1.1 WE
19.10 Tour of Guangxi Women's WorldTour 1.WWT
19.10 Veneto Classic 1.Pro
19.10 Utsunomiya Japan Cup Road Race 1.Pro
19.10 Chrono des Nations 1.1
19.10 Chrono des Nations 1.1 WE

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
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>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
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Previous thread:
>>45658


Bert 09/27/2025 (Sat) 21:33 [Preview] No.46709 del
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first for fuck garmin


Bert 09/27/2025 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.46710 del
for those not taking the WC seriously, Tour de Langkawi is starting in a couple of hours with Kristoff and one of the many Paris - Finish Location races is being held as well with de lie and sander de pestel participating.


Bert 09/27/2025 (Sat) 21:36 [Preview] No.46711 del
Second for I never thought garmin is worth it.
Wahoo is still overpriced though, at least I can keep my whole bike stuff well within Spec/Wahoo.


Bert 09/27/2025 (Sat) 21:41 [Preview] No.46712 del
>>46710
Bevort and Fredheim sprinting against Renard and Coquard for a WT license. Meanwhile Leknessund will make more points than all of them combined by finishing 9th in Kigali.


Bert 09/27/2025 (Sat) 22:46 [Preview] No.46713 del
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>>46710
>Langkawi
GATE
SAINBAYAR
RAJOVIC
KOLZE CHANGIZI
KRISTOFFERSON
FORTIN
NG
LI
MAIRE
VOISARD
MALUCELLI
CHRISTOFF
absolutely stacked


Bert 09/27/2025 (Sat) 23:41 [Preview] No.46714 del
>>46713
I really hope the fatman can statpad two more wins before it's over.
His competition is Zanoncello, Gate and out of shape de Kleijn. It shouldn't be possible to fuck it up.


Bert 09/27/2025 (Sat) 23:45 [Preview] No.46715 del
is this the /paypig/ general?


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.46717 del
>>46715
Yes what do you want to buy


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 04:46 [Preview] No.46718 del
>>46715
Yes, I'm drinking 120€/kg coffee beans atm


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.46719 del
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Astana just harvested another 20 UCI points in Langkawi today. Kristoff 5th place.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.46720 del
>>46719
He's not getting that 100th won is he


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.46721 del
>>46720
Probably not, he's super cooked


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.46722 del
DNF Sam Oomen
everyone adjust him out


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.46723 del
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Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.46724 del
>>46723
>9 grug
Anyone has the wolverine missing grug edit?


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.46725 del
>>46723
pogibros...

we are... irrelevant


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.46726 del
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let's go boys


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.46727 del
/cyc/ legend Red WALTERS goes solo


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.46730 del
>morgado is here against his will
lmao


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.46732 del
Volta a Angola em Bicicleta legend DO ROSARIO lachee


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.46733 del
WALTERS going backwards!


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.46735 del
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Picks. >>46728


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.46736 del
>>46730
silver incoming


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.46737 del
it's crazy how big the power gap is between some south american pro rider and the average world tour jobber


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.46738 del
My boy BATSAIKHAN chasing the hapless Tete


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.46739 del
Julien bernard WC, let's fucking go


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.46740 del
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Anyway, time for a ride. One last schnitzelride of the Berts.
Squeak to you later.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 08:17 [Preview] No.46741 del
Allah already riding like a retard, pure ciclismo


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.46742 del
total pidcock collapse


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.46743 del
>>46741
and dropped lmao


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.46744 del
this race will have no survivors


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.46745 del
Pogi has an entire army of sLOVEnians at the front of the pedalton.

Those kits really stick out, bless them.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.46746 del
pidcock is dead already
allah is dead already
madouas will not be WC
and this is lap 2


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.46747 del
and del toro in the break somehow


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.46748 del
Great, I thought Pidcock has to do well, probably the second best outside of Satan.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.46749 del
I have a feeling Spain will be the ones to deliver betrayal kino today


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 08:32 [Preview] No.46750 del
abandon lulu


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.46751 del
>>46750
has the shits apparently


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.46752 del
>>46751
looking at barré it seems like he's not alone


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.46753 del
>went for a lap with the pros and immediately said fuck that shit
Blackbros just like me.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.46754 del
CHUTE BRUTALE


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.46755 del
SOLERISMO DEAD
VAN WILDER DEAD


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.46756 del
Big chute, SOLER, VAN WILDER, KOERDT


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.46757 del
>>46756
pcs man immediately says onley to farm drama clicks the bastard


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.46758 del
Punished van Wilder


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.46759 del
>so many pogi remco picker
lame


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.46760 del
jai hindRIP apparently


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.46761 del
>vine hasn't chuted yet
Surprising


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 09:08 [Preview] No.46762 del
It was
DRAKOS, ILIĆ, VAN WILDER, KOERDT, SOLER and some chink in the chute.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.46763 del
>>46762
and matej golfcart


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.46764 del
>>46760
What, no way


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.46765 del
maybe barré wasn't a good investment


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.46766 del
louis farté


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 09:12 [Preview] No.46767 del
>>46764
mechanical and he was over a minute behind when I posted
but they're going slow now so he might be back


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.46768 del
the french still haven't learned to not drink the water


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.46769 del
the fuck is a hrinkow bike


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.46770 del
captain america shaved his head


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.46771 del
>>46767
I see, hope he comes back, else I want my 14 velocoins allocated to Simmons


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.46772 del
>>46771
I just spotted him


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.46773 del
>cian bloblo's girlfriend is the Vallieres


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.46774 del
>>46773
Not exactly a top model himself


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.46775 del
pogi lachee


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.46776 del
kek the shimano royal escort


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.46777 del
>>46775
Defeated by the shits


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.46778 del
what did he even do, he's still on the same bike


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.46779 del
>>46778
piss or shit


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.46780 del
>entire french team DNF after last night orgy


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.46781 del
Will Barta finish the race? He won't.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.46782 del
another runner on the shitter
pog obviously has diarrhea, its over remco wins


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.46783 del
Healy looks like the kind of guy who has a strong stomach.

Rogla won't even notice if he shits himself.

The two favourites imo.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.46784 del
Mexico pulling?


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.46785 del
>>46784
Torito smelling blood (shit) in the water


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.46786 del
>>46785
Here is the favorite that should handle bad water


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.46787 del
Abandon primozic


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.46788 del
>that one guy who doesnt stop his varia on a schnitzel stop and it blinks and clicks


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.46789 del
Florian vermeesch doing his liege novak impression


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.46790 del
Ok, I am waiting for the mont but then I am GONE.
20C and sunny, travesty to sit home.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.46791 del
It really looks like del Toro is going early


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.46792 del
>>46785
Big NYCH spotted


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.46793 del
>>46792
>big NYCH winning on top of Torre while wearing rainbow stripes
a man can dream


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.46794 del
Oh no Menno Huising lachee. Whoever that is


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:15 [Preview] No.46795 del
My secret pick Charmig full on domestiqueing it seems. Great. Skjelmose will parcheggio anyway


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.46796 del
>sorry mayt


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.46797 del
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Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.46798 del
>>46797
Sznycel is fine and all but the fries look very good.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.46799 del
Kino crowds, wish them well but in their place.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.46800 del
>Belgium at the front
Hey I've seen this one before


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.46801 del
>>46799
In Poland is a lot of room now with all your fine gentlemen having relocated here


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.46803 del
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>>46801
Only if they will use Dutch speditor maps.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.46804 del
>>46797
yes


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.46805 del
>>46797
Small schitz tbqh


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.46806 del
So what exactly is the point of doing mount geegali with still 100km to go? It's too far for an attaque.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.46807 del
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>>46806
>100km out too far to attack
Are you prepared to witness greatness?


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.46808 del
>>46806
Drop some hjælpers early but it would have been better if it was put three or four laps later.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.46809 del
Attaque de Oscar Frayre


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.46810 del
Del Toro looks like he is freewheeling


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.46811 del
ATTAQUE TADEJ POGACAR


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.46812 del
REMCO EVENEKWAB PARCHEGGIO


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.46813 del
>MEMCO
HAHAHAHAHAHA


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.46814 del
Lol only Ayuso left. This Is Not Normal


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.46815 del
I've seen enough, Ayuso wins


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.46816 del
Did anyone really expect anything from a Memco who was visibly too big?


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.46817 del
Guys, just sit up and fight for second. He's just monstrous.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.46818 del
turns out weighting 78 kg is not the best weight for climbing ...


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.46819 del
>>46812
>>46813
Every single time


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.46820 del
Lipo would smoke these fools


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.46821 del
team belgium your move.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.46822 del
LOL Del Toro is there. 3x UAE because of course


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.46823 del
Interdasting. Anyways, I am off.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.46824 del
Hahahahahah Remkwab with NYCH


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.46825 del
Remco only dropped because of his crash last December and his ramadan fast, otherwise he could've followed, trust me bro.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.46826 del
>>46806
This aged like milk


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.46827 del
But will ayuso work with del pogi?


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.46828 del
Jesus Christ Del Toro is absolutely insane. Ayuso parcheggio


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.46829 del
Ultimate betrayal Ayuso victory would be kino


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.46830 del
achooso can't ride cobbles lmao


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.46831 del
Seixas????


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:53 [Preview] No.46832 del
LMAO NUCLEAR NYCH


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.46833 del
give us del toro wc because fuck clean cycling fuck squeakers and fuck you


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.46834 del
that's what he gets for leaving UAE
now he wont get to be there when Del Toro and Pogacar ride hand in hand over the finish line


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.46835 del
>>46833
MEXICO CAMPEO DEL MUNDO


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.46836 del
Last time I underestimate Del Toro, that kid is absolutely insane


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.46837 del
Vine with Remco. Terrible


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.46838 del
Seixas was 4 velocoins btw


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.46839 del
>>46838
surely every bert has him, surely


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.46840 del
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Belgian men identical to Belgian u23


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.46841 del
>>46839
I-


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.46842 del
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I am starting to suspect Team UAE Emirates might be giving their riders illegal performance enhancing drugs.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.46843 del
Waar simmons?


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:01 [Preview] No.46844 del
>>46693
>>46841
oh no no no


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:03 [Preview] No.46845 del
Eulálio there too. Voltagods reign supreme


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:03 [Preview] No.46846 del
Voltachads keep winning


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.46847 del
Should have just picked Healy instead of Remfraud. He will never stop riding even if it is 500 km


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.46848 del
lots happenings right now the race is on


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.46849 del
Ah Remco got dropped because of bike problems. Very sad how there is always some mishap when he loses, very unlucky


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:07 [Preview] No.46850 del
>>46849
crazy how often that happens


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.46851 del
REminder pogi's z2 is at 350w


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.46852 del
>>46843
Was dropped on lower slopes of Mt Kigali, I think he's heading to the douches


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.46853 del
I laugh every time I see Nych in that group, kek


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.46854 del
Bernal ABANDON


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.46855 del
Vine UAE betrayal


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.46856 del
Australia working for Hindley it seems


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.46857 del
Oh yeah let Vine slave for nobody, I don't need the points anyway


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.46858 del
>moto before G2 but behind G1
Belgium has too much power in the UCI


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.46859 del
Rolgic gigabrain move would be to attack next climb


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.46860 del
Matxin made the call. Vine gone


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.46861 del
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NYCH is going to top 10 here


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.46862 del
>Only belgium is pulling
Yeah, it's over


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.46863 del
>DNF Brockwell


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.46864 del
>remco excuse maxxing
lmao


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.46865 del
This saddle also seems to have problems. Remco Evenepoel must be the unluckiest guy ever


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.46866 del
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why is he banging on the saddle
how would that tilt it down


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.46867 del
del torNO


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.46868 del
The course is fine. Security doesn't seem to a problem either. Race is boring though.
All in all I would say Rwanda did a pretty good job and it wasn't the disaster we thought it would be 8 months ago.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.46869 del
Wtf how much dope did Nych take today


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.46870 del
Remco looks so fucking bad on the cobbles


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.46871 del
Always hilarity with Remkwab Eveneshit


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.46872 del
He is absolutely fucking crazy


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.46873 del
What a fucking shitter


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.46874 del
instead of trying he just concedes the race to have a fake excuse


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.46875 del
reminder that the gap between pog and the chasers is going down


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.46876 del
Behind the car. This should be DSQ


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.46877 del
>>46875
He's taking it slow to wait for his second teammate


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.46878 del
>>46877
he's going to gift the gold to Sivakov


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.46879 del
>>46876
Insane how he took back 30 sec like that


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.46880 del
Garofoli of all places


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.46881 del
OH NO DEL TORO


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.46882 del
>>46876
thankfully he won't be able to fraud himself to the front


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.46884 del
2024 Strade solo status?


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.46885 del
It is absolutely INSANE what Seixas is doing


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>>46882
Behind moto now


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.46887 del
>>46886
I was just about to comment on that kek at one point it looked like he was close to touching the rear tire


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.46888 del
Pogi can't go all the way, but I assume the riders behind him will slurp


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.46889 del
>>46797
Baste


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.46890 del
Suddenly Pidcock. Wtf


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.46891 del
they actually frauded him to the chasers unbelievable


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.46892 del
Carapaz ded


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.46893 del
SeixasGOD


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.46894 del
Good group for Remco. Healy and Pidcock will pull for sure.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.46895 del
>>46891
A bit ridiculous


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.46896 del
So Remkwab went full out on that climb after being pulled by cars and motos for half and hour and still lost a few seconds to Pog


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.46897 del
should have just made the safe team what was I thinking


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.46898 del
LBL boys in G2


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.46899 del
Seixas and Ayuso have to do it alone while Remco is on the wheel of the moto again


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.46900 del
A bit strange that Ayuso is there anyway since he CRACKED like an hour ago


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.46901 del
shit race


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.46902 del
>>46900
He waited for others as soon as he cracked so he has had time to recharge.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.46903 del
>>46901
Enjoy the fight for 2nd and 3rd


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.46904 del
>>46902
he also didn't take any turns in the big group for the entire time he was in it


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.46905 del
>>46902
I now realize Pog ordered Del Toro to blow himself up just to kill Ayuso. Everyone HATES him


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.46906 del
kek even more memco seethe


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.46907 del
They need to stop with the motopacing


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:58 [Preview] No.46908 del
>>46907
6000 motos but still no footage from the group behind seixas


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.46909 del
I hope this race puts an end to the endless African cycling superfan glazing. I've seen amateur races with more atmosphere.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.46910 del
>>46908
There they are. Del Torogod still alive. And Eulálio of all places


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.46911 del
>>46910
Gonoré also on a sulphurous day


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.46912 del
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>>46907
For real though


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.46913 del
>group Del Toro joins group ayuso.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.46914 del
>>46912
seriously what do all these motos even do, they have 3 GPS motos, 2 camera men and a few judges
and then there's 20 randoms just in there


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.46915 del
>jegat is in there
I adjusted him out for
>storer


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.46916 del
>>46915
How the FUCK did I goomble on Vine. I knew he was gonna be shit


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.46917 del
>>46912
I wonder if and how much pog is getting paced as well, doesn't seem like it when the cameras are on but he's gaining on the motopacers anyways


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.46918 del
>>46917
They're all cooked


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.46919 del
Hindley lachee


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.46920 del
the amstel boys are gonna do it again


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.46921 del
Skjelmose (dopage)


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.46922 del
>>46920
Have we seen footage of Pogacar eating? He can still bonk.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.46923 del
>>46922
he has a team car with him, would be very incompetent to not have him eat now


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.46924 del
Christen is really "based retard" the rider


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.46925 del
>>46922
he's had a stash of gels in his neck and that stash is gone so he's fueled


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.46926 del
Damnit I had this >>45845 and then had to adjust because of Stork not being on the startlist. And took out Healy for Vine and some other shitters


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.46927 del
>>46926
the allure for carapaz was too much for me and I pay the price


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.46928 del
>>46927
For me it was simmons and del toro


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.46929 del
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>>46927
I had the urge too but then checked his results this year


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.46930 del
>>46928
Del Toro is still in Gruppo SEIXAS though


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.46931 del
okay it's boring now


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.46932 del
>>46931
According to Eurosport it is still een dubbeltje op zijn kant


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.46933 del
>>46917
Honestly haven't seen him from the front


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.46934 del
>>46932
yeah for the deluded, memco can't keep pulling forever
either he rides away and secures 2nd or they keep going in group and don't get a second closer
only the cramp gods can do something now


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.46935 del
well I have Healy at least


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.46936 del
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So now the race is simply about who gets JUSTed and comes 4th I guess.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.46937 del
jegat abandoned so now I don't feel too bad
I just need storer to finish for 20 points or something


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.46938 del
Fucking hell Embret Svestad-Bårdseng is riding in 18th place together with Hirschi. This guy was also 4 velopoints


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.46939 del
>>46936
Remco will have another mechanical issue right as the sprint for 2nd starts.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.46940 del
>>46937
Charmig now DNF too. FUCK


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.46941 del
>>46938
contract year and norwegian
you know what that means


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.46942 del
That last lap is going to hurt


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.46943 del
Pidcock +2:40. Then where in the fuck is the rest. Gr Seixas +6 minutes?


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.46944 del
>>46941
It means dopage doesn't it


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.46945 del
this pogatcher is a h*ck of a runner hè


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.46946 del
according to the official website there's only 32 riders left in the race


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.46947 del
>>46943
Distance filter always hits like a truck


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.46948 del
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Lmao he's going faster and faster


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.46949 del
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I also considered Tejada


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.46950 del
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>>46948


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.46951 del
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>back just in time for LAME
LAME


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.46952 del
starting to agree they should make courses easier instead of harder


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.46953 del
>>46951
you missed all the remco kwabbenings and frauding back to the front


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.46954 del
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Hindley +4:14, gr Seixas +5:06. I wonder if anyone else is going to finish


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.46955 del
What happened to ayuso and del toro, did they fly too close to the sun?


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.46956 del
According to Sporza Remco would have won if Van Wilder was still there


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.46957 del
>>46952
It's the >muhrecord syndrome. Just like cav was 1 win away from merxc and we had 10 flat sprints per tdf for 3 years


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.46958 del
Svestad-Bårdseng (dopage) and Hirschi +6:24, Gruppo MOLLEMA +7:16. That's it


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.46959 del
carapaz behind Nych now...


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.46960 del
Oh Arensgod is still there. Alone +8:58. Carapaz missing so going to DNF


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.46961 del
>>46960
Go on my son fight for these points


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.46962 del
Would Vingo still be on his wheel?


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.46963 del
>>46961
DNF confirmed


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.46964 del
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Or did you mean Arensman. He is riding in 31st position


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.46965 del
Memco goes


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.46966 del
>>46962
we'll see next week


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.46967 del
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Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.46968 del
>>46965
Two against one now. Pog vs Remco + moto


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.46969 del
in my opinion SEPP would have podiumed easily


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.46970 del
>>46969
Finally awake? Lazybert


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.46971 del
>>46970
I got up (not him) at 5:50 and Pogi was already solo


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.46972 del
WIDAR would have won easily


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.46973 del
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By the way, the czech /tv/, for reason unknown, hyped Thyhymen ARSENMAN, basically every race they said that the dutch team will ride for him as he surprised everyone at the passed.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.46974 del
>>46971
Get up earlier next time


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.46975 del
>>46970
excuse me I have been watching this mickeymouse clown show from the first kms


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.46976 del
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>>46972
It's going to be GREAT seeing him lose to Seixas literally everywhere


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.46977 del
Only 14km until we can switch an watch the unofficial world championship Paris-Chauny


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.46978 del
KARA BOGA


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.46979 del
Remco going backwards


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.46980 del
>gap only keeps increasing ever since he went solo


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.46981 del
>>46980
Maybe the others should just ride faster then. Like push the pedals harder lol


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.46982 del
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Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.46983 del
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>Seixas dropped from Gr Seixas


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.46984 del
pidcock and hindley are completely gone


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.46985 del
Lel Toro going to get 5th anyway. Eulálio top 9


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.46986 del
ABANDON ARENSMAN Thymen


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.46987 del
imagine the urska sex later


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.46988 del
>>46986
FUCK


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.46989 del
>>46987
Bony and angular


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.46990 del
>>46989
>t. never experienced the lithe passionate embrace of a naturally athletic lover


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.46991 del
30 finishers, gaps so gigantic they're barely in the same race
it's just too much


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.46992 del
There will be 30 finishers. I think 28 WT. 1 Proconti (Leknessund) and 1 CT (Nych)


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.46993 del
>HUMPS


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.46994 del
GWAN BENNY


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.46995 del
I don't see Healy beating Skelly


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.46996 del
Oh Hirschi is Tudor now so also PCT


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.46997 del
>>46995
nvm


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.46998 del
am I just getting old or has everything after the spring classics (maybe even post-MSR) been extremely boring?


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.46999 del
Go Healy!


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.47000 del
>>46995
I do


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.47001 del
>>46998
Pogi is too strong


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.47002 del
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>>46996
And Shitcock of course. Well Nych is DEFINITELY the only continental runner


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.47003 del
>>46998
The season was really good up until and including the Giro. The rest has been boring ye.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.47004 del
>>46995
>American race intelligence


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.47005 del
seixas might top 10 which is actually incredible


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.47006 del
Ben Healy, top jockey


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.47007 del
>>47001
let's get him


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.47008 del
>>47006
love that little guy


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.47009 del
>>47001
but the gap between 2nd and 3rd is also gigantic
not even to mention behind that


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.47010 del
>>47008
Him and Carapaz, certified #myboys


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.47011 del
At least my slop is ready and I've done some exercises


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.47012 del
>>46998
surely if it's been all too predictable you must have kept things exciting by farming BIG wins from your velo gambling


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.47013 del
>>47011
post the slob la


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.47014 del
imagine the disappointed oumi pity sexo later


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.47015 del
>>47012
The winner is predictable so everyone has him. Then you pick the wrong top 10 filler and lose.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.47016 del
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In other news: Have been at a house viewing this morning and might actually pull the trigger on it. Sits at the top of a 1km 15% rampa, coming home from rides will be grim for a weightmaxxer like myself.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.47017 del
>>47013
Mirepoix not thin enough you're going to judge me


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.47018 del
>>47015
just only bet on the winner Then, free money? what's the problem


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.47019 del
Gained 30 seconds while already riding solo for two hours, against the always cheating and behind motos and cars riding Remco Evenepoel


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.47020 del
>>47017
luv a rough, country style cut on the veg, me
go on lad give us a taste


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.47021 del
In awe of my boy Eulálio


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.47022 del
>>47018
I don't gamble for money.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.47023 del
he looks fresh even


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.47024 del
>>47016
>living atop a hill
careful or you'll end up ghoulish from staying indoors like our Bertaček


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.47025 del
Surprised to actually see Pogi happy and excited about his win instead of bored.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.47026 del
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>>47020


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.47027 del
Just 16 eggs for me today.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.47028 del
LAME


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.47029 del
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Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.47030 del
Memco is fuming


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.47031 del
he is going to seethe so much in the interview, I can tell already


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.47032 del
Happy for me boy Benoit HILL


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.47033 del
Remco the seether, Healy the sportsman


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.47034 del
>>47029
HAHAHAHAHAHA


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.47035 del
such a drama queen


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.47036 del
>>47010
that's right


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.47037 del
>>47026
Phwoar
would nestle a ladleful into some fluffy mashed potato, grate cheese in the surface and then devour


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.47038 del
Bike changes and moto pacing aside Remco would have finished 2nd regardless. He was the 2nd beste man in koers today.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.47039 del
>belgians are 2nd quite too often
kek


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.47040 del
Pretty lame they can't show the next group


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.47041 del
Lol of course Skujins again


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.47042 del
I appreciate that Remco wears his heart on his sleeve, but it's also so annoying lol


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.47043 del
why doesn't remco simply accept that he got dropped and can't climb well enough


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.47044 del
Del Toro doing anything in his power to beat Ayuso on the line


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.47045 del
Eulálio lmao


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.47046 del
Imagine all the complaining Oumi has to endure


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.47047 del
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EULALIO


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.47048 del
why is he such a crybaby? wasted money on all the blood doping?


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.47049 del
>>47043
apparently his saddle did actually drop on the first bike, but the 2nd bike was perfectly fine
according to the mechanic


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.47050 del
WAAR SEIXAS. ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.47051 del
13th or something. Still INSANE at 19


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.47052 del
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I honestly don't understand how mechanicals happen all the time. I rarely maintain my bikes and put thousands of kilometers on them every year and I very rarely have something you could call a "real" mechanical.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.47053 del
I fucking knew that freak skujins would do well again
why is he only good in long races


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.47054 del
Storer 19th. FUCK


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.47055 del
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personally, this would my next destination after the race finish
got to rehydrate after a big effort you know


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.47056 del
>>47054
Canal 20th. BASED


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.47057 del
>>47056
That IS based


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.47058 del
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>Mielke
It is painful to listen to him.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.47059 del
Ghebreigzabhier 30th and last. But we have an African finisher


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.47060 del
>>47053
Old + slave in liddle


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.47061 del
time to go collect the eggs


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.47062 del
>>47061
gonna go for a quick one as well


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.47063 del
Winning team probably

POGACAR
EVENEPOEL
HEALY
TEJADA
EULÁLIO
SEIXAS


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.47064 del
>>47061
same, gonna do a power hour


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.47065 del
>>47041
>>47053
If Skujiņš wasn't 20 goomblepoints...


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.47066 del
NYCH also finishing, someone check his bottles


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.47067 del
can't remember a race I've ever seen with 30 finishers
last year had god awful weather and there were still 81


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.47068 del
Del Toro stomach problems according to Pog. And still 7th lol


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.47069 del
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>On the big loop towards Mount Kigali, the road surface was poor. He rode through a pothole there, causing his saddle to tilt. That's obviously highly undesirable at the most crucial point of the World Championship, especially without communication
>Ten kilometers later, the same scene unfolded again during the climb of the Côte de Kimihurura. Evenepoel knocked his saddle in frustration and raised his hand. It was all taking a bit too long, according to Evenepoel. A vigorous shout at the camera and a kick in the air revealed his frustration, although it turned out the second bike change wasn't necessary. Evenepoel thought his saddle had dropped again, but according to mechanic Dario Kloeck, there was nothing wrong with his second bike: "We checked it three times, but there was nothing wrong."

Topest kek this is just a quintessential remco story. Literally just seethe his way out of the race


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.47071 del
Ray Charles seems to be very popular there


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.47072 del
>>47069
I like how this guy immediately throws Remco under the bus


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.47074 del
I believe in 2out Montreal 2026


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.47075 del
>>47069
I'm glad they are calling him out on that


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.47076 del
>>47072
Dude was probably fighting for his job


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.47078 del
where's REMCO


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.47079 del
>>47069
ye he was obviously tilted as fuck at that time


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.47080 del
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WTF is this result list.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.47081 del
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>>47080
We need a ranking of DNF pickers!


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.47082 del
>>47063
Rusbert is missing TEJADA and HEALY but he has DEL TORO.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.47086 del
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Results. >>47084


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.47087 del
>>47086
That FUCKING 19th place from Storer. I can NEVER catch up. WHY did I take out Healy


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.47088 del
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Pinotbert is untouchable but not even a podium I can NOT handle. This is RIGGED


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.47089 del
>>47087
Storer was my one cleverish pick, I thought ONLY would come through, and of course Carapaz


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.47090 del
Cian finished the race today. The recovery continues.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.47091 del
>>47086
Surprising only one hit on all three podium finishers


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.47092 del
KUBIS in his natural habitat


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.47093 del
>>47092
DE LIE unleashed last few races


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.47094 del
I don't know about all the people claiming in the past week that Pogi's era is over and that he's on the downswing; he's going to retire in 2030 still at #1


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.47095 del
So Coquard with 5 points today. Uno-X 50 if Leknessund counts


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.47096 del
>>47091
I was pondering switching that fucking Pidcock to Remco but I have overvalued how bad Remco is going to be on the gobbls and how good he is on distance.
Didn't want to pick some 4 pointer like that fucking Seixas, could you imagine falling for the Seixas psyop lmao!


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.47097 del
Sumo in 1 hour!
Last day of Aki Basho. The tournament championship is decided both in juryo and makuuchi divisions!
Top excite!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.47098 del
>>47095
at this point I think cofidis wants to lose the wt license


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 16:19 [Preview] No.47099 del
>>47098
>at this point I think cofidis wants to lose the wt license
that didn't dawn on you when they signed bookman?


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.47100 del
>>47099
not exactly the only useless shitter they've signed in the past few years


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.47101 del
>Del toro sacrificing a free podium just to fuck with Ayuso
Pretty funny tbqh


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.47102 del
>>47101
the sprint at the end when he realized ayuso was in front of him was funny too


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.47103 del
Celia GERY (WU)
Paul OSTIZ (MJ)
Llorenzo FINN (MU)
Harry HUDSON (MJ)

which one these will have the most illustrated career?


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 16:33 [Preview] No.47104 del
>>47103
gery because women's cycling is easy mode


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.47105 del
>remco fastest lap 40' faster than pogi
Moral victory


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 17:02 [Preview] No.47106 del
>>47105
Was this the lap after his second bike change where he got paced by the cars?


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.47107 del
>>47106
Of course


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 17:08 [Preview] No.47108 del
>>47105
cars and motos really did a great job


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.47109 del
Come on, Bert, the big boy division is on now!


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 17:10 [Preview] No.47110 del
>>47105
I say with give him the gold medal


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 17:13 [Preview] No.47111 del
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stier bros how hard will the winter hit us this time
I can't handle another complete spring disaster


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 17:20 [Preview] No.47112 del
>>47111
What so you mean, I'm sure the 2h mtb rides will do wonders this year


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.47113 del
>>47112
they should force him to cx


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.47114 del
>>47113
Or force him to live in Nice


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.47115 del
>>47111
He has found his motivation again. This winter will be one long training camp followed by the most sulphurous spring campaign you have ever seen.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 17:25 [Preview] No.47116 del
>>47114
>>47115
you underestimate his love for bessie


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.47117 del
>>47116
>bessie
Who? I'm sure he can afford to pay for his twink to live in Nice as well


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.47119 del
>>47109
alas I'm busy today


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 17:42 [Preview] No.47120 del
>"I think there was more in it," Remco Evenepoel opened his reaction. "Both of my bike changes happened at the worst possible moments. I hit a hole just before Mount Kigali, which caused my saddle to sag. Because of that different position, my hamstrings really cramped up. After four hours of racing, you really feel that. So I really had to change bikes."

>"Afterwards, I felt that my backup bike wasn't quite the same. I started having problems with my lower back, and because of my injuries, I really had to change again. I couldn't stay on that bike for five kilometers."

>"I had to turn back twice, and that was too much. Without that misfortune, I would have been able to follow Pogacar. I felt good, but there really was no other option than to change."

>"I came for the double and I was close in the end. But that pursuit was over. I got closer, but not by much. I have to turn things around now. We rode a good race and got a lot out of it. Now it's time for some decompression with Oumi and the team, and starting tomorrow I'll turn things around for the European Championships."

Just bad luck again, he was clearly the best today


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.47121 del
>>47120
>without that misfortune, I would have been able to follow Pogacar
come the fuck on


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 17:46 [Preview] No.47122 del
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>>47120
>Without that misfortune, I would have been able to follow Pogacar


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 17:47 [Preview] No.47123 del
atleast my boy benny hill was rewarded
the anti slurper


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 17:49 [Preview] No.47124 del
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You would think I made it up but he actually said all this. Also how with Van Wilder there it could have been different https://www.wielerflits.nl/nieuws/remco-evenepoel-baalt-na-dubbele-pech-er-had-denk-ik-wel-meer-ingezeten/


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 17:50 [Preview] No.47125 del
>>47119
Shame. Good fites all around.
vk.com/sumocuts
Or on tellygram not sure about the link.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 17:52 [Preview] No.47126 del
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>>47120


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 17:55 [Preview] No.47127 del
>>47125
Did the Ukrainian win? Saw some highlight where he and his opponent fought like girls with their arms flapping around before the Japanese flying off the ring.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 18:00 [Preview] No.47128 del
>>47127
Both Ukrainian lost today. I could cut out the bouts.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 18:04 [Preview] No.47129 del
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>>47127
>fought like girls with their arms flapping around
That is an apt description. I assume this one.
The technique is called oshidashi, we call it pushypushy. Some use if more effectively than others.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 18:08 [Preview] No.47130 del
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Here's higher ranking Ukrainian from today.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 18:11 [Preview] No.47131 del
>>47130
Padunbros is this our fate


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 18:11 [Preview] No.47132 del
>>47130
One last question. When the ref hnads out a piece of paper that the sumo ringer has to take, what is that for? A graduation certificate in sumo?


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.47133 del
>>47132
At the end of the bout? Those are envelopes with money. Sponsors puts the dough together. Half goes to the rikishi, half goes into his retirement fund.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 18:16 [Preview] No.47134 del
>>47133
>bribes in envelopes
Oh wow.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 18:18 [Preview] No.47135 del
>>47134
Bribes? Those are earnings. Beyond the pocket money they get monthly.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 18:18 [Preview] No.47136 del
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>>47056
our boy


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 18:32 [Preview] No.47139 del
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GC. >>47137


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 18:36 [Preview] No.47140 del
>>47139
Nice Mauritius version


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 18:47 [Preview] No.47141 del
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Here's the first fight of the two yokozunas. Check the dough after the match.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 18:48 [Preview] No.47142 del
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>>47139
Back into the top 5. Now I just need to hold.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 18:54 [Preview] No.47143 del
>>47123
He even said he has to restrain himself from attacking kek


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 18:57 [Preview] No.47144 del
>>47123
healy is based if he had another 30 watts or so he would be the most entertaining rider


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 18:59 [Preview] No.47145 del
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ffs chud gpt, humans are not manlets!


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 18:59 [Preview] No.47146 del
>>47144
he doesn't look like it but he stealthily has a good punch
I didn't even remember him being 5th in the fleche walloon this year


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 18:59 [Preview] No.47147 del
>>47144
he'd be pogacar without the punch


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.47148 del
>>47146
>>47147
2 conflicting opinion on punch


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 19:03 [Preview] No.47149 del
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he posts with power and HR by the way


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 19:08 [Preview] No.47150 del
>>47139
KWAB


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.47151 del
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>>47149
I saw that but his powermeter is fucked so the values are probably all wrong
or maybe there was just some fuckery on the mont because not only is the power wack but his gps is all over the place there and actually in a bunch of other places as well.
If the power is true I don't know what to think, the climbs really weren't that hard judging from this and there was a lot of time to recover on every lap. Sure it's 6.5 hours of that shit but idk I just expected more from a race that decimated the peloton like that


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 19:25 [Preview] No.47152 del
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>>47151
meanwhile


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.47153 del
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>>47151
>Needing more than 82 watts to shred the pro peloton


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 19:39 [Preview] No.47154 del
>>47151
And for once it's not even Shimano. FSA/Power2max in shambles.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 19:51 [Preview] No.47155 del
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>>47154
I really wonder what the fuck happened on that false flat before the mont because it 'cuts out' there and the gps also has healy teleport twice on the climb around corners, maybe the headunit messed up and blacked out. The power comes back on the descent where its mostly freewheeling except for the bumps upwards which are accelerations after corners which is normal and makes sense.


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.47156 del
>>47155
it was the energy from all the dancing nubian queens distorting the magnetic field


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 20:08 [Preview] No.47157 del
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>>47156
they can be powerful


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 20:14 [Preview] No.47158 del
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he's gonna surpass last year even


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 20:24 [Preview] No.47159 del
>>47152
The Latvian hit squad? What the fuck is that supposed to mean


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 20:26 [Preview] No.47160 del
>>47158
Actually without all the bad luck Remco Evenepoel would be #1 for those years


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.47161 del
>>47155
It's honestly maybe even weirder that the gps oddities and power stuff don't start and stop at the same time.
Also, f for his eggs


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 21:50 [Preview] No.47162 del
>>47158
will he? is Lombardi and 1-2 other italian races enough?


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 21:57 [Preview] No.47163 del
>>47162
Il Lombardia gives 275 PCS points so that alone is enough


Bert 09/28/2025 (Sun) 22:29 [Preview] No.47164 del
>>47163
nice

I'm baffled by people who think he's over the hill; he might be getting bored/annoyed, but we just saw him present a .UWT race he had won twice already to a domestique — that's not someone who is any weaker than in 2024


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.47165 del
>>47164
who on this green earth is seriously saying pog is over the hill


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 01:01 [Preview] No.47166 del
>>47165
tons of people (not here) were saying that after the TT


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 03:39 [Preview] No.47168 del
I like it when r*mcoid seethes with manlet rage


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 05:07 [Preview] No.47169 del
>>47162
The euro championship will also be enough


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 05:33 [Preview] No.47171 del
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Good morning, don't forget to wash your bidons like I've done


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 05:34 [Preview] No.47172 del
>>47171
this wouldn't have happened in a bora equipped kitchen


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.47173 del
langkawi is on youtube, noice
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nKLbp-_XWIY [Embed]


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 05:39 [Preview] No.47174 del
>>47171
Lil baking soda will do the trick


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.47175 del
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>>47171
I just buy new ones


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 06:54 [Preview] No.47176 del
kristoffbros... still a long way to go to 100


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.47178 del
>>47176
him and démare jobbed way too much this year


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.47179 del
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Lot's of eggs for pavel


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.47180 del
>>47179
Yes, but what are eggs in Africa like?


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.47181 del
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kinda rude


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.47182 del
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>>47181
!


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 11:50 [Preview] No.47183 del
Dopage hitpiece about Gianetti in the newspaper today. During his active time, he was on Perfluorcarbon. He didn't give an interview, so they wrote that he doesn't speak to the press, but he gives interviews in the Suisse-Italian tv from time to time.


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 12:00 [Preview] No.47184 del
Hearing rumours that Jonas is very optimistic about winning the Euro's.


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 12:02 [Preview] No.47185 del
>>47184
did you start these rumours yourself?


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>>47185
Maybe.


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 12:48 [Preview] No.47187 del
>>47184
Jonas RICKAERT thinks he can win the evros ?!


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 13:32 [Preview] No.47189 del
>>47184
Gregaard?


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 13:44 [Preview] No.47190 del
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Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.47191 del
>>47190
sen bayir jambal jamts


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 13:56 [Preview] No.47192 del
>>47190
well of coursh
wait...how have you all been saying it?


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 14:02 [Preview] No.47193 del
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I did research in Mongolia so I knew this


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 14:06 [Preview] No.47194 del
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Also some guy told me that in Soviet times it was dangerous to have a last name because your family will get arrested or something. So that is why their first and last names seem so random with -baatar and -bayar showing up in both. They just made something up and nobody remembers what their family name used to be in the before times. Maybe they didn't even have one. It was an interesting story


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 14:09 [Preview] No.47195 del
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>>47194


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 14:13 [Preview] No.47196 del
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>>47192
I never ever talked about Sainbayar IRL


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 14:14 [Preview] No.47197 del
>>47194
Soviets were against the concept of lastnames?


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 14:14 [Preview] No.47198 del
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>>47194
Yes, that's why half the mongolian pro peloton is named xxx-Erdene
They added Erdene at the end of their real surname and thought none would be the wiser.
And it worked!


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 14:14 [Preview] No.47199 del
>>47194
now thats some interesting lore
reminds of viets being called nguyen as a herd group defense strategy


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 14:15 [Preview] No.47200 del
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>>47197
No. I meant of course that when you get arrested for wrongthinks your family would be in trouble too


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 14:15 [Preview] No.47201 del
>>47197
its dangerous to have the lastname of someone who gets gulag'd or shot


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.47202 del
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>>47201
That's why my name is Jan Pavel DONOTGAS


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.47203 del
>>47202
I thought your name was Bert "Brtek" Bertaček


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.47204 del
>>47203
Berterdene


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 14:47 [Preview] No.47205 del
>>47203
That's my autistic artistic name


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.47206 del
>making up eggs
>making up names
>making up death
when will it end


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 16:04 [Preview] No.47207 del
>>47190
Saint Bayirs Jean Valjean


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 16:09 [Preview] No.47208 del
I find it funny that croatia has a semi prestigious week long stage race and when I was there it was one of the most cycling hostile countries I've ever been in


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No.47209 del
Late to the party but:
Praise to the WALLOON BULL


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 16:19 [Preview] No.47210 del
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>>47209
never too late


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 16:26 [Preview] No.47211 del
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>>47209


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 16:37 [Preview] No.47213 del
>>47212
>luv me cows
>luv me watts
>luv me bergs
>luv me cows
Simple as


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 16:49 [Preview] No.47214 del
>>47213
he's just like me except I have chickens


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 17:10 [Preview] No.47215 del
>>47213
he's just like me except I'm a wattlet and not walloon


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 17:29 [Preview] No.47216 del
Cofidis got rid of Vasseur


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.47217 del
Still in awe with Paul Seixas


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 18:18 [Preview] No.47219 del
>>47218
one for the annual compilation for SURE


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 18:32 [Preview] No.47220 del
>>47218
why did he kick the bottle


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 18:33 [Preview] No.47221 del
>>47220
only drinks rwandan well water


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 18:34 [Preview] No.47222 del
>>47220
you can't quite see it in frame but he was actually punting squeaker over côte de kigali golf


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 18:38 [Preview] No.47223 del
That Dinham fellow is back in the peleton, his story is on wielerflits but it's a bit much to copy paste it all.
Crazy shit, 7 MRI's of his foot till they found the cause of his misery

https://www.wielerflits.nl/nieuws/twee-jaar-stond-matthew-dinham-aan-de-kant-maar-wk-revelatie-van-2023-is-terug-met-bijzonder-verhaal/


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 18:47 [Preview] No.47224 del
>>47218
they are rightly disgusted by his unsporting behavior


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 19:07 [Preview] No.47225 del
>>47223
Probably the greatest secret pick of all time


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 19:14 [Preview] No.47226 del
Vojtěch KMÍNECH bros I'm thinking our time has come


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 19:47 [Preview] No.47227 del
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rip o7


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 19:50 [Preview] No.47228 del
>>47227
damn Leth pass away? rip


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 21:22 [Preview] No.47229 del
a drone was sighted nearby the mansion of Jonas (zonder doorbell). Denmark in full panic mode.


Bert 09/29/2025 (Mon) 21:33 [Preview] No.47230 del
New phone who dis?
It is just ever so slightly short and thicker and it makes the experience so much better.
Just like me Johnson.


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 06:28 [Preview] No.47232 del
no new posts? pas normal


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.47233 del
>>47232
Maybe hibernation is starting. Don't think I am coming back to 4/cyc/ full time if endchan withers away, just doing a quick scroll there while posting goombling gives me the ick.


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.47234 del
yes well. I neee to remind some berts that they are in a contract year.


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.47235 del
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Not much to post about is it
Even weather is terrible


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.47236 del
finna get rained on momentarily


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.47237 del
>>47234
Can't hurt me I've retired a gravel influencer now


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.47238 del
Fatman bros, I think it's time to retire on the fjords


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.47239 del
>>47238
That dirty malucelli is ruining everything


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.47240 del
>>47235
Ok, let's check the Cro race startlist then. UAE with mcnuggets and Julius Bert competing against omzrel, IPT and pogi team.


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.47241 del
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>>47240
The parcour is not really interesting, only stage 3 has a fake climb and then rampa inhumana on stage 4. They really need to bring the Alto de Ascension of Sveti Jure back


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.47242 del
>Owain DOULL (aged 32) to team Team Visma | Lease a Bike
I have definitely NOT been paying attention to this random *ngl*, but that the le fuck


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.47243 del
>>47242
another hidden gem ready to be unlocked


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.47244 del
>>47242
visma is collecting a bunch of random crap 2bqh


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.47245 del
>>47234
with the TOUR OF HOLLAND coming up, aka the 5th grand tour, there will be plenty to post about


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.47246 del
Seems like /cyc/ brand Origine has a new high end d*sc bike


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.47247 del
>>47246
proper slop I presume?


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.47248 del
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>12150€
>6552g (Size S)
>46/33 Red E1 + Quarq PM
>10-36 Reg XG
So it's SRAM that makes gravelesque road gears?


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.47249 del
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>>47248
12k for THAT frame, THOSE wheels, THOSE tires, THOSE handlebars, THAT stem
wtf


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.47250 del
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Bought a fresh pair of chamois boxers after a pretty decent performance of some chinesium brand, Inbike.
These were ok, did their diaper job but were too small and slightly too thick, especially when they rolled up me groin during a ride.
The new ones are now proper Gore brand. Not even funny how much better they feel just putting them on. Way lighter, thinner, almost not there.
We shall see how the verdict goes after a proper ride.


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.47251 del
>>47248
>i should start putting bikes together


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.47252 del
>>47249
Yes but in process you stipend the hard pressed and trying squeak economy


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.47253 del
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>>47252


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.47254 del
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Hello, Bert!
Watching The (First) Great Train Robbery on Saturday (Oct 4th).
At 11:00 and 21:00 CEST (9 and 19 UTC).
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 11:23 [Preview] No.47255 del
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Trein, you say?


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.47256 del
>>47255
Great Peloton Robbery


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 11:40 [Preview] No.47257 del
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QUIZ TIME: for all our Visma enjoyers

https://www.sporcle.com/games/Porthidium/cycling-non-dutch-riders-at-visma-1996-2025

I missed two, one of the Lelgians and a Dane I have NEVER heard of


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.47258 del
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>>47254
I watched THE GREAET TRAIN ROBBERY (1903) but that fucking train was coming RIGHT at me so I had to turn it off


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 11:48 [Preview] No.47259 del
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Oh wait I am mixing this up with L'ARRIVÉE D'UN TRAIN À LA CIOTAT (1896). Well whatever


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.47260 del
>>47258
Must had been the film experience.


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.47261 del
>>47259
(1896)
what the hell


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.47262 del
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>>47259
The be honest I also thought it was about the Great Train Robbery by Bruce Richard Reynolds. Apparently wrong century.


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 11:57 [Preview] No.47263 del
>>47261
>he hasn't seen SALLIE GARDNER AT A GALLOP (1878)

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt2221420/


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 11:57 [Preview] No.47264 del
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Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 11:57 [Preview] No.47265 del
>>47254
I can't take the dad of kiefer sutherland seriously after seeing him in casanova. He just appears to be klute.


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 11:58 [Preview] No.47266 del
>>47263
(1878)
what the HELL


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.47267 del
>>47266
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt3155794

>he hasn't seen PASSAGE DE VENUS (1874)


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.47268 del
>>47265
>can't take seriously
Well the movie is a comedy, so it's okay.


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 12:05 [Preview] No.47269 del
>A 2005 study of the surviving material concluded that all the extant plates made with the photographic revolver are practice plates shot with a model, and if any of the many plates successfully exposed during the eclipse have survived, their whereabouts are unknown.
SON of a BITCH, it wasn't even really Venus. Even in 1874 we were getting SCREWED


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.47270 del
We live in Hrvatska, chvala!


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 12:41 [Preview] No.47271 del
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Oh nonono


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No.47272 del
Donkey category


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 13:49 [Preview] No.47273 del
>>47271
>"First he becomes world champion, then he puts his entire team in the lead, and then he drops from Pogacar's wheel to 40th place in one kilometer on Mount Kigali..."
hehehe


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.47274 del
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Time to ride


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.47275 del
Another one for Magnier, Turner sprinting backwards


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 13:57 [Preview] No.47276 del
MAGNIER just can't stop winning


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 14:01 [Preview] No.47277 del
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look at him go!


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.47278 del
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>>47274
I had 10°C today and some wind, a few degrees less and I don't think I'll go outside. This one was fairly nice though, low cadence high power memes for 5x2min.


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 14:12 [Preview] No.47279 del
>>47271
spot on analysis zonnebert


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 14:12 [Preview] No.47280 del
>>47277
good one


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.47281 del
>>47278
My Rouvy trial ends on the 2nd and I don't think I will be subscribing
Some of the routes are pretty, I rode the stelvio for example and it looks nice (although painful to not be there in person) but I don't think it's good for training since it is not looped, it's just one video and when you reach the end, it ends.
There are also not that many high quality AR (where you can your avatar) routes in general.
Didn't even try ""racing"", but the """community""" is just not there.


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.47282 del
>>47271
I agree but this is also coming from a dude that cried almost every race he was a part of and is a notorious weakminded loser


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.47283 del
>>47281
how will you rape then brtek, intervals saved to you are g*rmin watching mooovies ?


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.47284 del
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>>47283


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.47285 del
Joseba BROOKES wins at the Routa d'Oro
Alfredo GRANADE 2nd
Next BIG french disappointment L'HOTE 3rd


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.47286 del
>>47284
what would are VINE be up to if he'd stayed on Alpecin? I can't imagine they'd build a team around him, but who knows, it's not like they have much going on outside of supporting Grug/Jasper/Groves


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.47287 del
>>47285
from Uno X to General Store - Essegibi - F.Lli Curia
alfred grenade has had a hard life


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.47288 del
>>47286
high levels of follice density and sovl, this much is certain


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.47289 del
>>47286
probably the same as now but slightly worse at TT


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 16:04 [Preview] No.47290 del
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being a trophy wife to a schizo is quite something


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 16:10 [Preview] No.47291 del
>>47290
Your caps lock is on you dumb bitch. Also nobody was asking, who in the fuck are you talking to


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 16:13 [Preview] No.47292 del
>>47290
I hope my boy Bert (zonder foto) is asking for bunda in the comments


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 16:14 [Preview] No.47293 del
>>47291
She's probably worried that some people find it hypocrital to be outspoken against Israel's war against Palestine but then go to a country like Rwanda that has its own controversies.
What she forgot was that nobody knows or cares about Rwanda.


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 16:17 [Preview] No.47294 del
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he's basically the De Lie of 2.1's instead of 1.1's and 1.Pro's


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 16:18 [Preview] No.47295 del
>>47294
2ubis is yet to recover btw


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 16:21 [Preview] No.47296 del
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>>47295
lmao, how painful


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 16:28 [Preview] No.47297 del
>>47296
He is a big guy


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 17:19 [Preview] No.47298 del
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>>47284
Rare pic of proper bike stand usage.
I regularly see casuals NOT HANGING IN THEIR BIKES ON THE TIP OF THE SADDLE.

This makes me really mad.


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 17:20 [Preview] No.47299 del
Is don patje building a real leadout team for Paul Magnus BAMier? Imagine the victories the boy can sprint.


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 17:22 [Preview] No.47300 del
>>47298
I've never seen one of these stands irl I only ever encounter the shitty ones for the wheel that don't work for road bikes 🤬fucking piss shit


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 17:31 [Preview] No.47301 del
why is soderqvist allow to do the elite TT at the euros but still do the U23 road race?


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 17:36 [Preview] No.47302 del
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How was your evening ride Berts? 2h on the mtb, lovely


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 17:38 [Preview] No.47303 del
>>47299
patje is dead


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 18:11 [Preview] No.47304 del
>>47302
some much needed rains here and I do NOT get paid to ride so it will be r**ning for me today


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 18:12 [Preview] No.47305 del
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>Sam Omen
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnzFB1tN1Yc


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 18:13 [Preview] No.47306 del
>>47304
>he still doesn't get paid to ride
bet you also post for free lol


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 18:13 [Preview] No.47307 del
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>>47305


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 18:13 [Preview] No.47308 del
I get paid in (You)s, and business has been good this season


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 18:14 [Preview] No.47309 del
>>47306
Does it count if I ride on working hours?


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 18:48 [Preview] No.47310 del
>>47302
rest day for me, I'm worn out
just doing some light reading


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 18:50 [Preview] No.47311 del
>>47310
what's the difference between light and hard reading?


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 18:51 [Preview] No.47312 del
>>47311
hard reading you flex your eyeballs


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 18:52 [Preview] No.47313 del
>>47311
hard reading = my books
light reading = your books


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 18:53 [Preview] No.47314 del
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>>47313


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 18:56 [Preview] No.47315 del
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>>47300
My local tegut removed some good Kreuzberger Bügel stands with one of these spiral pieces of shit.


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 18:57 [Preview] No.47316 del
>>47315
what demon invented this shit anyway


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 18:59 [Preview] No.47317 del
>>47315
wtf


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 19:02 [Preview] No.47318 del
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>>47315
That's diabolical.


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 19:34 [Preview] No.47319 del
>>47315
This FUCKING SHIT. Even my fat tire mtb refuses to be stable in it unless I jam it in.


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 19:35 [Preview] No.47320 del
>>47318
It's like he went to sleep.
F.


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 19:35 [Preview] No.47321 del
already preparing for a BIG offseason of muscle gainz


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 19:37 [Preview] No.47322 del
>>47321
(poster gains 12 kg of pure fat)


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 19:42 [Preview] No.47323 del
>>47321
the sun and the steel


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 19:44 [Preview] No.47324 del
>>47322
yes well, mass is WATTS


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 19:51 [Preview] No.47325 del
>>47301
He's riding for the development team so he can choose between babby and elite category as he wishes.
The real question is how he can be allowed to race almost exclusively for the actual Lidl-Trek when he's on contract for the dev squad.


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 20:00 [Preview] No.47326 del
>>47325
you can freely sub in devos in anything that isn't world tour
same as how you can sub in one or two pros into the devo squad too


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 20:03 [Preview] No.47327 del
>>47298
how could you possibly get this wrong? What other option even is there?


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 20:05 [Preview] No.47328 del
>>47327
I bet they just park their bike underneath the bar with their kickstand


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 20:16 [Preview] No.47329 del
>>47328
let's kill them


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 20:27 [Preview] No.47330 del
>>47327
some sattel bag non-users or tr*athletes may hang off the tail rather than the nose


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 21:39 [Preview] No.47331 del
>>47327
some people hang their bike in the gap between the shifters and the drops


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 21:52 [Preview] No.47332 del
>>47331
you mean behind the head tube? how is that work ?


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 22:16 [Preview] No.47333 del
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why is there a wall with nft apes


Bert 09/30/2025 (Tue) 23:25 [Preview] No.47334 del
>>47333
maybe the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 00:14 [Preview] No.47335 del
>>47334
What about when W*ut lost that sprint to Powless


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 00:50 [Preview] No.47336 del
>>47335
Big Neilson is a stronk puncher not a washed up husk THOUGH


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 01:08 [Preview] No.47337 del
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A Chilean team is completely destroying my ZRL bracket -- dudes casually shredding every climb with pathetically low HRs and oh yeah every season before this one they were like 4.5 W/kg racers instead of ~3-3.2 W/kg.

I have notified ZADA.


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 01:31 [Preview] No.47339 del
>>47337
shilenos are known for their dopage even among they are fellow sudacas


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.47341 del
>>47336
that's right


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 03:25 [Preview] No.47342 del
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Strong team


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 04:14 [Preview] No.47343 del
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Who buys these things? 4.5 for alloy wheels?


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 04:19 [Preview] No.47344 del
>>47342
But who's the leader
Won't greg get dropped on the long climbs


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 04:22 [Preview] No.47345 del
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Smoll


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 04:23 [Preview] No.47346 del
>>47344
Obviously prodhomme


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 04:26 [Preview] No.47347 del
>>47290
>goes on vacation to a shitty dictatorship
>buys herself good conscience by giving money to some random NGO and talking about it on social media
Topest kek


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 06:51 [Preview] No.47349 del
you would think that kristoff would be better at positioning himself for a sprint, but man uno-x is so shit at proper lead out, they just learned to farm UCI points by having as many riders as possible in the top to get UCI points.


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.47350 del
Moltissimo di ciclismo oggi. I thought the euros are a week or so away.


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.47351 del
Malucelli absolutely heeming these jobbers


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.47352 del
>APHotels & Resorts / Tavira / SC Farense has been suspended for three weeks by the UCI Disciplinary Committee. The Portuguese continental team is facing penalties for two doping cases within a twelve-month period.

TOP KEK


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.47353 del
>>47352
Ohnonono. Guess our boy Peńa has to be one.


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.47354 del
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>>47352


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.47355 del
>>47352
Horrible news, hopefully velopoints won't be taken back
Also, today the Finnish next Merckx Miko PIRINEN wins the U19 time trial


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.47356 del
>>47352
What the FUCK


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.47357 del
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I am seeing my best ever power/HR readings after this low cadence block, strange. Riding a bit higher z2 feels incredibly easy.


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.47358 del
>>47352
hehe


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.47359 del
>>47352
A 3 week suspension for an entire team? I don't remember seeing anything like that before.
Apparentely it's for fuckery in the biological passports of Delio Fernández this year and Venceslau Fernandes last year.


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.47360 del
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>>47357
Not strange more like normal and expected innit


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.47361 del
>>47337
BREAKING NEWS
Half the Chilean team was DQ'ed due to obviously sandbagging their power numbers and the other half were DQ'ed due to lack of HR data

ZADA strikes hard and fast against the pernicious Sudaca


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.47362 del
>>47359
Oh no, not FÉRRNANDEZ and FERNANTSH.


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 09:59 [Preview] No.47363 del
>>47360
Well it's got a lot better all of the sudden, from 1.8-1.9 to 2.0 in a short time. Not complaining though haha


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.47364 del
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>>47361
Hell yeah fuck them sudaca fucks. Furthermore in retaliation for this travesty we will ban multiple real life sudaca runners at random
t. UCI


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.47366 del
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>>47361
ZADA keeping an honest sudaka man down again!


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.47367 del
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>>47366
tick tock hombre tu tiempo casi se acaba
caracho


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.47368 del
>gave up on the r*ping session after 3 minutes
Lmao, I really can't take it anymore


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.47369 del
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>>47368
weakmind


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.47370 del
>>47369
Please no hidden cams in the boiler room


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 11:20 [Preview] No.47371 del
>>47369
>that image
Top kek. But yeah, I'm sticking to strength training indoor and riding outdoor for this winter


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.47372 del
(155.98 KB 1280x1280 Sequence 1.mp4)


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>>47372
fuck you I can't
I can't


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 12:08 [Preview] No.47374 del
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>>47372
having a lot of fun with this one


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.47375 del
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>>47374


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 12:22 [Preview] No.47376 del
We live with the european ladies
Also we live in Hrvatska


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 12:28 [Preview] No.47377 del
>>47374
kek


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.47378 del
CRO Race Jonas'd due to strong winds


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.47379 del
>A message from the organisation:
>Due to strong winds on the bridge at km 64.5, the decision has been made in the interest of riders and vehicle drivers safety to reduce the length stage - it now will be 51.0 km long and we will finish at the top of the Cat 3 climb at 51.0 km.

>Therefore we will have later start at 14:45 from Biograd na Moru as planned.
cycling in 2025


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 12:37 [Preview] No.47380 del
>>47379
>Biograd na Moru


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No.47381 del
>>47376
That's Former Hungarian Crown Dependency of Croatia for you, Bert.


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 12:43 [Preview] No.47382 del
>>47380
>Villeblanche-sur-mer


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.47383 del
>>47381
Croatia is a rightful bohemian clay (between months of July and September)


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 12:49 [Preview] No.47384 del
>>47382
You mean Villafranca?


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 12:54 [Preview] No.47385 del
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>>47384
No, it is just what Biograd na Moru literally means.
Villafranca would be something like Volnigrad or whatever is their word for free.


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.47386 del
>>47385
I see


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.47387 del
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Honestly this looks like the best hilly race of the year


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 13:06 [Preview] No.47388 del
Reusser not normal. Why are the Swiss allowed to dope and innocent Portuguese and Sudacas get caught all the time


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 13:12 [Preview] No.47389 del
>>47388
no you see, its simple
Reusser is good because she's actually good at cycling while the guilty Portuguese and Sudacas are not good because they are good at cycling but rather because they take the dopage


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.47390 del
>>47389
She only became good when she was like 30. That is VERY suspicious


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 13:16 [Preview] No.47391 del
>>47390
>30
>Date of birth: 20th September 1991 (34)
fucking hell all those hags in femmes cycling


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.47392 del
>>47391
That's pretty young


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 13:24 [Preview] No.47393 del
>>47391
And two always doping Norwegians stealing my medals. This race is VERY dirty


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.47394 del
Okay Mischa got bronze after all so it's okay I am calling off WADA


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.47395 del
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>>47394
try calling wada on norwegians in the first place
good luck with that


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 13:45 [Preview] No.47396 del
the euro itt has a good startlist, feels like I haven't seen tardling in years


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.47397 del
Küng will get overtaken after 5 minutes or something


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 13:59 [Preview] No.47398 del
WALSCHEID Max will pop the fuck off at lidl, he's only ever raced for shit teams. 2026 will be lit


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:04 [Preview] No.47399 del
Another one for Paul Magno


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:04 [Preview] No.47400 del
>>47396
no burgers no watch


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.47401 del
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choze bean


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.47402 del
>>47400
ain't no burger in this world who could compete here so what's the big deal


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.47403 del
>>47401
Just in time for your favorite runner!


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:07 [Preview] No.47404 del
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>>47403
i should have napped a wee bit longer


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.47405 del
Almeida DNS lol


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:10 [Preview] No.47406 del
MASS pethersn


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:10 [Preview] No.47407 del
>>47402
Are POWERFUL Neilson would win
he is known for kwabing TOP runners on they are home turf


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.47408 del
Jakob Söderqvist looks like that??


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.47409 del
Who the fuck is Niklas Larsen. Danish dopage


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:14 [Preview] No.47410 del
>>47409
unironically another upcoming tietema doper (will get popped in May 2026)


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.47411 del
love the red of gannas bike I'll try to get that on my next frame


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.47412 del
>>47410
Dirtiest team EVER


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.47413 del
Remco kick mentioned


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.47414 del
evenepoel goes solo


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.47415 del
>>47411
very aesthetic rider, wish he was on a team where he got to ride for himself more often


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.47416 del
Remco Evenepoel seems to be seething


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.47417 del
did remco just signal for the team car?


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:19 [Preview] No.47418 del
>>47416
>>47417
Getting the excuses ready, just in case


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.47419 del
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>>47418
no radio apparently, he just can't help himself


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.47420 del
Running on pure seethe


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.47421 del
>commentary unaware that remco was almost 14s faster than ganna at t1


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.47422 del
This should be ez for Remco


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.47423 del
ma's phoning it in


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.47425 del
Remco without earphone is going to chute in that corner


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.47426 del
>>47423
Distancelet on TT's and neanderthal levels of pacing ability


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.47427 del
kung humiliation ritual


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.47428 del
>>47425
any second now


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.47429 del
Poor Kung.


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.47430 del
>küng caught


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.47431 del
Kŭngbros....


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.47432 del
Very sad how Remco Evenepoel always has so much bad luck in road races, otherwise he would be the big favorite on Sunday


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.47433 del
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Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.47434 del
what's the point of joshua turdling


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.47435 del
>>47432
I actually can't wait for what excuse he's going to come up with this time. Sure hope it'll be more creative than a fake flat


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.47436 del
why does tarling ride on a gold bike?


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.47437 del
Van Chuute


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.47438 del
DvB not chuting challenge impossible ready for another fraudulent season


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.47439 del
>>47436
just for fun


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.47440 del
>>47438
incredible really


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.47441 del
OUCH van baarle back to the bench


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.47442 del
Söderqvist absolutely terrible


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.47443 del
>>47442
classic U23 farmer syndrome
the new mikkel bjerg


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.47444 del
Kek at that wind induced drunk pedaling.


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.47445 del
>>47442
World Kampeon Somberquest getting caught by washed up GANNA is a surprise


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.47446 del
>>47442
turns out riding against real opponents is hard


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.47447 del
>>47445
TOP O'Gannaugh will win


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.47448 del
Some D*ne nobody ever heard of is going to get bronze. Nice shitter race you have there


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.47449 del
Embarrassingly bad production for this event


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.47450 del
>>47448
he's a pretty well known track cyclist


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:39 [Preview] No.47451 del
>>47448
larsen is actually a very good pursuiter 2bh


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.47452 del
>>47449
How the fuck were imagines from Rwanda of all places better than this shit


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.47453 del
Sunderkvist slower than MILESI and WALSHIET for god's sake


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.47454 del
>>47448
He went head to head with the great Jonas Vingegaard in a stage race and beat him fair and square. Not many runners can say the same!


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.47455 del
>>47450
>>47451
NOBODY has EVER heard of him


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.47456 del
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>>47436
isn't that simply the paintjob they had ever since the 2024 olympics?


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.47457 del
tarling KWAAAAB


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.47458 del
>turdling kekked by Larsen
holy kek


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.47459 del
(1.00 MB 1488x800 Danish Menace.png)


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.47460 del
>>47452
Even Portuguese RAI is miles better than this


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.47461 del
>>47455
well well well if you watched more than just road cycling slop you would know him as well


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.47462 del
If it's less than a minute under Ganna he is WASHED


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.47463 del
kek wielerflits faggots said he didn't have a chance again ganna or tarling


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.47464 del
>>47463
Nobody said this. Wielerflits gods are always right


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.47465 del
it's ok it's a very ugly jersey, Italian champs one looks so much better


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.47466 del
>>47463
doubting remco in itt ever is such a bad bet


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.47467 del
finishing after the winner in a TT is brutal


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.47468 del
>>47463
wielerfaggots are delusional what else is new


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.47470 del
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>>47464
richard even stalked his plane tickets and was still wrong


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.47471 del
Euro champs really is some 2.12 tier of organisation


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.47472 del
Küng even slower than Vatschek. Terrible


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.47473 del
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>>47470


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.47474 del
>1625 out of 1644 players in the PCS game picked EVENEPOEL Remco as the winner today.
unlike wielerkwabs the pcsgoomblers knew


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.47475 del
Monsterland Giro, what is this


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.47476 del
Wait I was just going to ask what ever happened to Bissegger but he was actually here. 18th


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.47477 del
Crazy ride by Larsen, all things considered


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.47478 del
>>47473
>Surely, apart from a few wishful thinkers, no one believes Evenepoel will just win here?

Instant classic, into the /cyc/ lore.


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.47479 del
>>47476
mads pedersen also made this a goal


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.47480 del
Poland also not with a great result, Danny van der Tuukowycz almost a minute behind the guy from Malta


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.47481 del
why don't dutch polderbullies translate well to TT?
they should have like 10 giants ready to medal


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.47482 del
>>47478
Bert, the people on that website are on average 85 years old


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.47483 del
>>47472
retirement announcement when


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.47484 del
>>47470
>>47473
kek
>a course that's too short and not very selective for him
remco has been faster than anyone else right off the blocks for a while now no? If anything he needs special conditions to not be the outright favorite kek


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.47485 del
>>47481
They have 0 talent outside of grug


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.47486 del
>>47483
Tudor is his retirement plan


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.47487 del
>>47480
yes well he got put on 4 minutes at his NC, don't know why he was selected for this


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.47488 del
>>47481
too much size even if they have watts similar to ganna or tarling, your body needs to be really aero to be able to compete at the top level


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.47489 del
>>47483
>>47486
3 years cruising at tudor into retirement is the plan


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.47490 del
Váček is solid TTer but I fear he's just a jack of all trades, master of none


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.47491 del
>>47480
Yeah, we'd like to return him, could you please send the other one for testing.
>>47482
I know but if Brtek would post this he would drown in (You)s.


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.47492 del
>>47490
Yeah, the Kwiatkowski experience.
Don't let him go to Pissma or Totalborgs.


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.47493 del
>>47492
Kwiato has had a great career 2bqh; I wish I was watching more non-GT races back when he was really going as a classics guy


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.47494 del
>>47492
kwiato has a palmares most couldn't even dream of getting
get some pride bertman


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.47495 del
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I didn't know the championships started today


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.47497 del
>>47493
>>47494
He has and you can wish it for VACEK but the final runout feels underwhelming for what it could have been if he didn't leave from under Patje's wings.


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.47498 del
>>47496
1x monument, 1x WC, 6x .UWT classics, 2x .UWT GC, 2x TdF stages

he won plenty of that post-QS


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.47499 del
>>47497
just got paid a lot of money to work for others in the end
not really a master of none situation


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 15:56 [Preview] No.47500 del
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congrats remco. I'm just standing on the spot where he lifted the bike after his olympic victory. Just assume I'm there for ciclismo reasons.


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 15:56 [Preview] No.47501 del
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>>47495


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 15:58 [Preview] No.47502 del
>>47500
does it smell like piss and blacks


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 16:04 [Preview] No.47503 del
>>47502
the dogshit everywhere is worse. I just hope my trein is departing tomorrow as some.
For some reason blacks mostly congregate around certain areas and you only see them as wagies outside of them.


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 16:05 [Preview] No.47504 del
>>47503
...some squeakers are gonna squeak. Even Italians don't go on strike that often.


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 16:11 [Preview] No.47505 del
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(2.46 MB 4080x3072 PXL_20251001_141035319.jpg)
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now for some Pologne themed pics from Paryż


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 16:14 [Preview] No.47506 del
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how do you do my fellow paypigs


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 16:17 [Preview] No.47507 del
>>47506
slave


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 16:32 [Preview] No.47508 del
>>47506
First things first the egg counter needs to be setup


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 16:43 [Preview] No.47509 del
I wonder what vingo will do in the road race, it's only 200 km so basically a hard tdf stage
yet I still feel like he'll be a non factor


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 16:46 [Preview] No.47510 del
>>47503
I tried to go to marseille tomorrow but apparently there is some sncf strike lmao. Good luck


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 16:52 [Preview] No.47511 del
>>47507
U wot bert
>>47508
downloading the eggs at this very moment


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 16:52 [Preview] No.47512 del
>>47509
he doesn't know how to do regular 1-day races, there's little hope of him doing anything in a no-radios race


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 16:54 [Preview] No.47513 del
SKUJINS would be a great Euro champ actually


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 17:05 [Preview] No.47514 del
>>47513
Too short


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 17:07 [Preview] No.47515 del
>>47505
A Sw*de, saints and a nagger. Truly a cosmopolitan experience.


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 17:25 [Preview] No.47516 del
>>47506
Probably the best choice 2bh, well done


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 17:29 [Preview] No.47517 del
>>47506
he bought fucking garmin HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 17:30 [Preview] No.47518 del
>>47509
reckon he'll just get dropped when pog goes and then finish somewhere in the top 20, completely invisible


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 17:32 [Preview] No.47519 del
>>47517
can't wait to see whether the s*ftwares are as bad as you said, or if you are just a techlet who got filtered


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 17:35 [Preview] No.47520 del
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>>47519
already got my replacement unit on the way, already sold that pos to some other unsuspecting retard


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 17:41 [Preview] No.47521 del
>>47520
>can't use interface sloppa designed for lowest common denominator
>can't post squeakers with anatomically correct teeth
>still p*rchases vroome sponsored gombuder
bet the replacement doesn't even have an egg counter


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 17:45 [Preview] No.47522 del
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>>47521
this upsets you
this upsets you greatly


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 17:48 [Preview] No.47523 del
>>47522
why ya seething my dear bert it's just a comparatively modest p*rchase you know


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 17:51 [Preview] No.47524 del
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>>47523
No no no you see, I'm not seething I'm making fun of you and every other garmin user because they dared to sell me a faulty product and the previous model did not withstand a bit of rainstorm (actually was a lot of rainstorm)
you are seething because I'm throwing shade at your indeed not all too big purchase


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 17:55 [Preview] No.47525 del
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Works on my machine


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 17:55 [Preview] No.47526 del
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>>47524
oho, now at last the full situation has become clear
anyway I'm off to score some eggs on me shiny new device in the babi leto sunshine catch you later pal


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 17:57 [Preview] No.47527 del
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>>47525


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 17:59 [Preview] No.47528 del
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>>47526
what are the chances they sold you a faulty unit as well
praying for you


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 18:17 [Preview] No.47529 del
don't forget to make your monsterland team


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 18:25 [Preview] No.47530 del
>>47529
I'm tired boss


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 18:26 [Preview] No.47531 del
>>47530
this one's just a sprinter roulette so there's no feelings involved


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 18:29 [Preview] No.47533 del
in other news Giro dell'Emilia startlist looking fun and competitive without pog showing up


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 18:30 [Preview] No.47534 del
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>>47531
easiest katka ever


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 18:30 [Preview] No.47535 del
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>>47533


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 18:35 [Preview] No.47536 del
>>47535
its good yea
I hope del toro's presence triggers ciccone and carapaz to full capacity


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 18:35 [Preview] No.47537 del
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ciclismo


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 18:38 [Preview] No.47538 del
>>47537
top kek the "get'em" really is the cherry on top


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 18:39 [Preview] No.47539 del
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Cofidis is there with 4 sprinters


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 18:43 [Preview] No.47540 del
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>>47537
cinema isn't it


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 18:43 [Preview] No.47541 del
>>47539
who's the 4th one you count? Pietje?


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 18:57 [Preview] No.47542 del
>>47541
Piet Allegod of course


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 19:04 [Preview] No.47543 del
>>47542
basado


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 20:04 [Preview] No.47544 del
grug doing group rides in Los Angeles and no ameribert is reporting on this


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 20:06 [Preview] No.47545 del
>>47544
whats grug doing in burgerland? Burgerberts explain this, its your turf


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 20:40 [Preview] No.47546 del
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>>47534
I'm not sure how I feel about De Lie in a true pancake flat sprint with other actual sprint teams there. But his form has been good.


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 20:44 [Preview] No.47547 del
>>47544
I don't pay attention to professional golfers or calif*rnia


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 20:44 [Preview] No.47548 del
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>>47545
He was in New York over the weekend for the Ryder Cup (being the golf fan he is) and now it looks like he's doing Zwift promotional stuff in LA.


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 20:57 [Preview] No.47549 del
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I am BACK from a lovely œuf harvest where several seasonal records were scored
the new equipment performed flawlessly, of course, and is now passively replenishing itself in the dappled evening sunlight


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 21:04 [Preview] No.47550 del
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>>47549
I like the tool behind the G*rmin.
Hit it with it.


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 21:07 [Preview] No.47551 del
>>47550
based


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 21:08 [Preview] No.47552 del
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>>47549


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 21:16 [Preview] No.47553 del
>>47550
that's for kwaking spotted lanternflies, not stress testing electronics


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 21:18 [Preview] No.47554 del
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>>47552


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 21:22 [Preview] No.47555 del
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>>47554


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 21:25 [Preview] No.47556 del
>sunset 18:30
how do we cope?


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 21:26 [Preview] No.47557 del
>>47556
by moving further west


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 21:27 [Preview] No.47558 del
>>47557
that would only help for a week or so


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 21:29 [Preview] No.47559 del
>>47558
a month actually (Spain)


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 21:31 [Preview] No.47560 del
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>>47556


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 21:35 [Preview] No.47561 del
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>>47556
let me guess...you need more?


Bert 10/01/2025 (Wed) 22:39 [Preview] No.47562 del
Sepp Kuss appreciator bros, we are dining nicely
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YRqM2e-cz28 [Embed]


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 01:38 [Preview] No.47563 del
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>>47562
Extremely based interview. Sepp seems like a smart, humble dude.


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Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 03:08 [Preview] No.47565 del
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>>47556


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 04:25 [Preview] No.47566 del
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Way too much upper body for a cyclist


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 05:05 [Preview] No.47567 del
Apparently polti will fold if they don't manage to get a giro wildcard next year.


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.47568 del
>>47567
They need to be top 30 to be considered


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>>47568


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 05:37 [Preview] No.47571 del
>>47566
The age of the malnourished rider is over Bardet


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.47572 del
>>47571
I don't remember his shoulders being so big though.


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 05:48 [Preview] No.47573 del
>>47567
They need to bring back some invites at the discretion of the organizers. ASO was also complaining about that last year, basically arguing they can't bully jobbers teams into animating flat stages anymore and it's a problem.


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 05:56 [Preview] No.47574 del
>>47573
it’s a quality problem if you invite the second best PRT they will have sprinters on hand to compete for a top ten which sponsors want more than being infront of the peloton on a given tuesday


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.47575 del
>>47572
>>47566
I think it's just camera magic, in videos with normal clothes Mathieu looks genuinely tiny. It's funny how I'm quite skinny at 190cm/81kg and yet I'd probably look like Milan against some skinny climbers.


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.47576 del
>>47575
When I go watch cx I'm always in awe of how skinny someone like wout or even SWEECK is


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.47577 del
>>47576
Yeah it's ridiculous, even the most morbidly obese jockeys like Jakobsen are quite small. The median bench press PR in the pro peloton is probably around 50kg.


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>>47577
There was a game in belgium when they asked these dudes to bench


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>>47368
Did some memy workout on the wahoo platform, some low cadence threshold thing. No idea if it helps but having an extra number to focus on is good for my ADHD


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.47580 del
>>47578
Not that shocked about the bench, we keep forgetting how completely untrained people will be unstable and weak.
I see teens in my gym starting from 25kg and adding 2.5 kilos with some struggle.
That being said, these are sportspeople, endurance leg and posterior chain sportspeople, I still don't think not being able to hit 60 is that bad, rather expected.
Expected grug to hang below a 100, Remco on the other hand.. womp womp.


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.47581 del
>>47580
This was below grug's back problem, now he goes to the gym more often I'd wager. Still 70kg is expected, and some 100kg squat


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.47582 del
>>47578
>Borlee brothers almost as fast as Naesen in r*nning
what?


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.47583 del
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Also, next french Tour de France winner has dropped


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.47584 del
>>47578
Damn, 60kg for Wout lol. I mean, I don't train upper body at all now (not for a few years) and I still can comfortably do 5 reps at 80kg.
>>47582
400m runners are like fat track sprinters in comparison, it's so anaerobic


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.47585 del
>>47578
what do they mean golfing distance and to shoot ?


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.47586 del
>>47578
kek wtf


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>>47585
How far will the go on one tank in a VW Golf and how often will they chute.


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 12:16 [Preview] No.47589 del
>>47588
that's what I was hoping
thought lil remcoid would have the chute category covered if it was a distance metric


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Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 12:30 [Preview] No.47591 del
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>>47590
its an impressive slide but the wet makes that easy


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 12:38 [Preview] No.47592 del
Not that I want more velodrama or anything but the euro could have been fun


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 12:39 [Preview] No.47593 del
>>47592
No you'll do the sparkisser monster


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>>47593
Poor jonas missing its chance to score any points


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 12:45 [Preview] No.47595 del
>>47592
don't lie you want moooore ya frothing addict


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 12:59 [Preview] No.47597 del
40 km to go in Hrvatska


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 13:16 [Preview] No.47598 del
MAGNIER looks sharp


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 13:33 [Preview] No.47599 del
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Norwegian dopeurs won the JR MIXED TTT. France and Poland lost. Italy DNF


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.47600 del
2 km to go down in Chorvatsko


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 13:57 [Preview] No.47601 del
What the FUCK is KUNG's problem?


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 13:58 [Preview] No.47602 del
get turned on


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 14:01 [Preview] No.47603 del
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Wife paypiged this for me


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Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 14:02 [Preview] No.47605 del
KOGUT 3rd, can we protest this race or something


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 14:09 [Preview] No.47606 del
is Magnier the undisputed king of mickey mouse races this year?


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.47607 del
>>47606
The new de lie


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.47608 del
>>47606
Quickstep is a mickeymouse team now innit


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Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.47610 del
>>47609
CX to be added for the 2030 winter Olympics together with cross country running, bertaczek will be able to explain what that even is.


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.47611 del
>>47610
Really? Like 2 countries know this "sport" exists


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.47612 del
>>47544
if he comes up by me I'll say hi


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.47613 del
>>47610
that’s so dumb CX is a beersport, Breakdance tier


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 14:51 [Preview] No.47614 del
>>47613
I don't see this "news" anywhere so I think Bert made it up


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>>47614
I look up cyclocross winter olympics and get 2 billion result


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.47616 del
>>47615
>no hln
>no wielerflits
>not even Nieuwsblad
fake news no trustworthy sources


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.47617 del
>>47616
it's not confirmed yet I think it's still being decided which sports to add


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 14:57 [Preview] No.47618 del
>>47616
Exactly I check Wielerflits and if it is not there it is not true


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 14:57 [Preview] No.47619 del
>>47616
truth


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.47620 del
The project is so concrete that there are French cities already wanting to host the CX race. Haute-Saone promissed that tibo pino would unretire if the race would be held on the planches des belles filles
>Le département s'appuie également sur Thibaut Pinot qui se dit prêt à sortir de sa retraite. « Un jour de février 2030, ma victoire à La Planche, je vais finir par l'avoir », parie le triple vainqueur d'étapes du Tour de France dans le dossier.


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>>47620
I am choosing to believe this


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>>47620
This was pure marketing anyway, the race has to be held in pic related.


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.47623 del
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Munsterland coming means I will score some cheese


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.47624 del
>>47622
I'm sure you could make some nice cx course around Nice


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.47625 del
>>47623
isn't Münsterland around the city of Münster wile the cheese is from Munster in Alsace?


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 15:37 [Preview] No.47626 del
>>47624
Meh, not exactly a lot of mud


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.47627 del
are there pictures yet of Pog's new WC kit?


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 15:46 [Preview] No.47628 del
>>47625
yes well, amerigan meunster is not even that similar to Munster
just like eating cheese tbf


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 16:35 [Preview] No.47629 del
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>work so busy I've barely scored any eggs this week
I need to disappear into the alps
life is NOT good


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 16:40 [Preview] No.47630 del
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Good heavens, would you look at the time!?


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 16:41 [Preview] No.47631 del
>>47629
my poor dear Bert
perhaps 100 laps around your house are in order?


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 16:43 [Preview] No.47632 del
>>47630
Already did my part bert>>47579


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 16:45 [Preview] No.47633 del
>>47632
45 minutes is a good warm up but where's the 2 hours of Z2 that come after
wouldn't want to disappoint the Finnish master


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 16:47 [Preview] No.47634 del
>>47633
>work in even numbered zones
humiliation ritual


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 16:49 [Preview] No.47635 del
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>>47579
>>47632
Good!, what are your feelings entering the autumn rape season? I'm really curious cos I feel DEAD for no reason at all, except perhaps autumn blues


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 16:49 [Preview] No.47636 del
>>47634
>he's an oddchud
never gonna make it


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>>47636


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are they ever gonna make women's races longer
their average training ride is longer than this shit


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 16:58 [Preview] No.47639 del
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he ded?


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 17:05 [Preview] No.47640 del
>>47633
If I had 3 hours I would have ridden outside, weather is literally perfect


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Friendly reminder that you're 'aufm Holzweg' if you're not using the true, superior zone model


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 17:12 [Preview] No.47642 del
>>47635
I just feel severely undertrained after my 2 month summer break. It's a bit frustrating while raping to see such low numbers, but riding outside it doesn't really matters


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Drama between garmin and strava.


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 17:24 [Preview] No.47644 del
>>47641
even in a measely tree zone system odd chads MOG teeny tiny twolets


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 17:42 [Preview] No.47645 del
>>47643
I also demand that Garmin stops selling devices what a coincidence
I'm on stravas side, fuck Garmin


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 17:48 [Preview] No.47646 del
>>47643
lmao


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 18:25 [Preview] No.47647 del
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home


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 18:29 [Preview] No.47648 del
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I'd be happy if this continued for another 5 years


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 18:30 [Preview] No.47649 del
>>47643
might dump str*va alltogether tbqhwy
the fully-featured and robust Garmin™ Connect® ecosystem has all of the tools I need to perform, recover, and socialize at the highest level


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 18:36 [Preview] No.47650 del
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One of my highest 20-25 minutes watts in my CAREER and even I started too weakly
That is very suspicious, time to get sick or something, as is tradition


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 18:39 [Preview] No.47651 del
>>47650
don't worry Brtek you'll get another Big boost in watts once the weather turns here and I start hunting you down
it has been noted that you went to the epic kom today
speaking of which did you take of the bikerack from you are cage already?


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 18:41 [Preview] No.47652 del
>>47650
This is pretty low compared to your 5-10 minutes
>>47649
I have dumped it for a whole now. Garmin connect + intervals.icu is enough


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 18:42 [Preview] No.47653 del
>>47651
yes I did, two weeks ago I think
and it seems it was a good idea


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 18:48 [Preview] No.47654 del
>>47652
You're probably right, my 10 minute best is 330W
Probably pacing issue


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mama mia vuelta costa rica feminina has some TT


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 19:23 [Preview] No.47656 del
>>47654
Probably more training than anything, your infamous balcons are quite short


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 19:31 [Preview] No.47657 del
>>47656
time to hit the innsbruck gyms, those are 25 minutes


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 19:34 [Preview] No.47658 del
>>47656
the power zones do shift a lot, my climbing times for flemish hills have improved a lot over the last few months but when I tested my 1 hour power a week or two ago it was disappointingly not that much better than peak vine cave shape


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wtf I LOVE pogi now


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 19:47 [Preview] No.47660 del
>>47659
good


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 19:49 [Preview] No.47661 del
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z6 chad reporting in


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 19:52 [Preview] No.47662 del
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>>47661
heart scare at interval 24


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 20:03 [Preview] No.47663 del
>>47662
Yeah not sure what that was. I thought I had hit the wall and it was about to keep rising, but then I didn't. Idk.


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 20:08 [Preview] No.47664 del
burgerbert uploaded some grug burger footage
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VUwCxtPU7pc [Embed]


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 20:28 [Preview] No.47665 del
>>47664
mhm are there burgerberts with the watts required I wonder


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 20:36 [Preview] No.47666 del
>>47665
one burgerbert posted good power a few weeks ago hell no


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 20:59 [Preview] No.47667 del
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>>47666
I stopped posting my watts because my wattage is just so insanely piss poor. I'm actually embarrassed.

Anyway, another Zwift TTT on the schedule for this very evening


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>>47667
Wait, aren't you watts +/- the same as mine
What do you mean piss poor


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>>47667
go get them


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 21:51 [Preview] No.47670 del
TTT some of the most satisfying stuff you can do on zwift (and irl I would assume). Takes a lot of practice and finding a group to ride with though, so not for everyone


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 21:59 [Preview] No.47671 del
>>47668
no that's me
and it's +/+


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 22:04 [Preview] No.47672 del
>>47661
Z6 is the only non shameful even numbered zone


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Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 22:24 [Preview] No.47674 del
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>Big MOREIRA no longer listed as running for Efapel Cycling in 2026


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Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 22:46 [Preview] No.47676 del
>>47664
doesn't want to descend in between some amateurs


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 22:51 [Preview] No.47677 del
>>47675
>>47674
>"We understood that it was best to separate our paths," summarized the 30-year-old runner, who had signed a two-year contract with Efapel.
>The hamstring injury in both legs hampered the Uruguayan's season, as he completed only the Opening Race and the Abimota Grand Prix, totaling only 10 full days of competition, and missed the Tour of Portugal. "In the coming weeks, I'll decide my future," he said, revealing that he is in negotiations to sign with another team for next season.


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 23:03 [Preview] No.47678 del
>>47677
been expecting retirement announcement all year tbh


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 23:07 [Preview] No.47679 del
>>47678
Yeah, it's basically three straight seasons down the drain now. I wonder if he is done with Portugal, but I don't know where else he'd go


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>>47664
has to be the greatest cycling experience of the local hardmen's lives hanging with MVDP on a climb


Bert 10/02/2025 (Thu) 23:52 [Preview] No.47681 del
ten more eggs collected before sundown
it's almost voorbij for us evening ride bros


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 01:19 [Preview] No.47682 del
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>>47670
Team finished 2nd out of ~60 teams. Pretty fun, I nuked it on the climb and paced the team but was flagging on the flats towards the finish and we finished 11 seconds back from the winner.

Just need to get a little stronger.


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.47683 del
>>47682
gwaan Bert you dawg


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 02:45 [Preview] No.47684 del
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luv me yanks, end of


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 03:54 [Preview] No.47685 del
>>47682
Very good bert, keep it up!


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 03:59 [Preview] No.47686 del
>>47650
I'm betting you could do at least around 280-290W with an even split for around 40min if you can do 330W for 10min. That effort looks fairly easy for you if you can hammer the last minutes so hard comparatively.


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.47687 del
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Jesus they make it sound like they drove him off the road


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 06:12 [Preview] No.47688 del
new thread today. stay tuned for another remco themed thread.


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.47689 del
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First morning with a frost, it sucks only for the first 20 seconds.


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.47690 del
>cian to movistar
lol, wtf


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.47691 del
>>47690
Is this on the bingo card because what the fuck


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.47692 del
>>47690
Through Spanish doctor expertise, the 8 W/kg dream will finally come true.

Be VERY afraid, Pogichuds.


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.47693 del
benny hill not starting today. adjoost your goomblin games.


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.47694 del
>"Cian's and the team's ambitions began to diverge," Visma CEO Richard Plugge said on the Movistar website. "At this time, we cannot offer Cian the role and program he considers essential for his development."

>After very open and honest discussions, we have accepted his request to take a new step in his career. We wish Cian every success."

Second broken contract already


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.47695 del
>>47693
oh -GIR means Emilia and not the German Giro.


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.47696 del
>>47693
I don't think he was winning the sprint race bert


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.47697 del
>>47690
YIKES


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.47698 del
>>47688
Or Kwian no pants thread, kek.


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.47699 del
>So, what direction does the 22-year-old Belgian want to take? "I'm currently at a stage in my career where I want to further develop as a GC rider in Grand Tours; that's become very important. I'm convinced that Movistar, and someone like Enric Mas in particular, can help me grow in that area and achieve results," says Uijtdebroeks himself. "I believe this environment can help me develop into a key figure in the peloton."

LOL reminds me if cavagna going to movistar to become a better TT'er
Dead career


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.47700 del
>>47690
Great, now I can finally root for Cian again after the dark jumbo years. Romeo-Romo-Cian tridente for the Giro?


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.47701 del
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>>47690
wtf it's real


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.47702 del
>>47699
Kek, reminds me of professor applications when you're saying "I can't wait to use the expertise of professor bla to help me with the project" when in fact you know full well you're never going to talk to the dude


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.47703 del
Would pissma really not let him start in a GT by the way, who are they sending to the third one where vingo isn't going now that gooi is gone


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.47704 del
>>47703
yatesi?


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.47705 del
>>47704
You can't send both?


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.47706 del
>>47705
Yates is an alpha guy probably an asshole to


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.47708 del
>>47694
>>47699
>>47690
hehehehe bye bye


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.47709 del
>Mads Pedersen will not be competing again this season. The 29-year-old Danish world-class rider for Lidl-Trek was scheduled to compete in the unique European Time Trial Championship, Münsterland Giro, and European Road Championships combined in a five-day period this week. Due to illness, he will now have to cancel, his American employer announced.

adjust if necessary


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.47710 del
>>47709
yes, but why does the whole lidl team have aids? adjust tim torn and mads out while you can.


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.47711 del
>Vingegaard tempers expectations: ‘The European Championships are a great race to start my dream’

>Jonas Vingegaard is considered one of the favorites for the European Cycling Championships in the Ardèche region of France. However, the Dane believes that gaining experience is more important than winning.


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.47712 del
>>47711
what dream


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.47713 del
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>>47690
wat


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.47714 del
>>47712
WORLD CHAMPION


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.47715 del
>>47714
in Haute-Savoie then, boy he'll need to do some long races soon if he wants to have a chance
full ardennes and italian fall schedule


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.47716 del
>>47715
It would be his first radioless race I think this sunday IF he starts


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.47717 del
>>47715
This one belongs to SEX-ASS though, as a direct successor to bernard hinault


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.47718 del
Paula Blase is the world champion of Europe, kwabing some BIG names


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.47719 del
In U23 of coursh


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.47720 del
>>47718
made me look and discover there is a younger vollering


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.47721 del
>>47710
Au contraire, now it is time for Tim Tom to be UNLEASHED


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.47722 del
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>>47720
mhm I will have to investigate this further...


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.47723 del
>>47722
yooooo


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.47724 del
>>47720
She didn't bode so good


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Finally some little climbing and even a rampa down in Chorvatsko
Will MAGNIER survive? (he will not)


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.47726 del
>>47725
what will Abdulla Jasim Al-Ali do on these rampas


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.47727 del
>>47726
Finish in Gr. ODED - AL-ALI


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.47728 del
>>47725
made for a certain Carefree MCNULTY


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.47729 del
>Israel-Premier Tech has withdrawn from next week's Italian autumn classics Coppa Bernocchi (Monday), Tre Valli Varesine (Tuesday), and Gran Piemonte (Thursday). The team confirmed this to Cyclingnews. Israel-Premier Tech is doing so for safety reasons. The ProTeam opted not to participate in the Giro dell'Emilia (Saturday).

good fucking riddance


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.47730 del
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>>47725
Why are there no such rampas in Finland. This is the best one by far within 60km of where I live and many would not even call it a hill. I just want to hammer a proper 20min hill, much easier to produce power there compared to flat or rolling terrain.


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.47731 del
>>47730
There's a world famous rampa to the top of the Mynämäki radio mast, 20 meters elevation gain!


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.47732 del
>>47730
I don't even know a road where I can do 20 minute efforts on without the real possibility of dying


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.47733 del
>>47729
>The ProTeam opted not to participate in the Giro dell'Emilia (Saturday).
Weren't they told not to come? Maybe if they call it opted out there is less drama and UCI can once again choose not to get involved publically.


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.47735 del
>>47733
it's a bad google translate, they weren't invited anymore


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.47739 del
NEW THREAD IMMINENT

Don't get lost in F5 purgatory, Bert


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.47740 del
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>>47731
Funnily enough this one in Mynämäki is perhaps the best inhumanas rampa around here, the KOM is 763W for 1:18 by a skinny guy. But still quite a short one, not good for intervals
>>47732
Hehe, I get what you mean, at least that's not a problem here. This week I was honked and shouted at by a cagie for the first time this year, usually everyone behaves quite well here


Bert 10/03/2025 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.47742 del
NEW THREAD:
>>47741
>>47741
>>47741


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