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Bert

01/20/2026 (Tue) 16:45 [Preview] No.59990 del

Flood nigger 6

Bert

01/20/2026 (Tue) 16:45 [Preview] No.59991 del

Fuck this nigger board

Bert

01/20/2026 (Tue) 16:46 [Preview] No.59992 del

Flood detected, post discarded

Bert

01/20/2026 (Tue) 16:46 [Preview] No.59993 del

I just saged this thread.

FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of bumps (points) on your thread account has not increased by my reply.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a thread to be unworthy of a bump. These include, but are not limited to:

low effort bait
neutral coal blogpost
trannycord astroturfing

Am I banned from soyjak.party?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making threads like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue a formal ban request to the multiple moderators that I know, which may put your replying and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my thread deserves a saged reply. Can you un-sage it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But unfortunately, it is impossible to undo it. Even if it was possible, I would only do it in exceedingly rare circumstances If you would like to issue a good natured apology, create a thread with the title “sage unban”. I tend to respond to threads within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of apologies are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the saged reply and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on soyjak.party. I will continue to issue saged replies on similar threads until you improve your conduct. Remember: soyjak.party is privilege, not a right.

Bert

01/20/2026 (Tue) 16:46 [Preview] No.59995 del

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Bert

01/20/2026 (Tue) 16:47 [Preview] No.59996 del

4 more posts

Bert

01/20/2026 (Tue) 16:47 [Preview] No.59997 del

Three more posts. Ohio skibidi toilet 67

Bert

01/20/2026 (Tue) 16:47 [Preview] No.59999 del

Five nine nine nine eight ... Skibisi

Bert

01/20/2026 (Tue) 16:48 [Preview] No.60000 del