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/cyc/ - general Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No. 79962
Ardennes campaign edition

>Current and upcoming road races
15.04 - 19.04 Tour of Hainan 2.Pro
19.04 Amstel Gold Race 1.UWT
19.04 Amstel Gold Race Ladies Edition 1.WWT
19.04 Grand Prix Féminin de Chambéry 1.1
19.04 Gran Premio Ciudad de Eibar 1.1 WE
20.04 - 24.04 Tour of the Alps 2.Pro
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne 1.UWT
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne Femmes 1.WWT
23.04 - 26.04 Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo 2.1
25.04 EPZ Omloop van Borsele Women 1.1 WE
25.04 Gran Premio Della Liberazione Donne 1.1 WE
26.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège Femmes 1.WWT
26.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège 1.UWT
26.04 Giro dell'Appennino 1.1
26.04 - 03.05 Presidential Cycling Tour of Turkiye 2.Pro
28.04 - 03.05 Tour de Romandie 2.UWT
01.05 GP Immo Zone/Vloer-en chapewerken Smetryns 1.1 WE
01.05 Eschborn-Frankfurt 1.UWT
02.05 Festival Elsy Jacobs à Garnich 1.1 WE
03.05 Lotto Famenne Ardenne Classic 1.1
03.05 Festival Elsy Jacobs à Luxembourg 1.1 WE
03.05 - 09.05 Vuelta España Femenina by Carrefour.es 2.WWT
06.05 - 10.05 ΔΕΗ Tour of Hellas 2.1
08.05 - 31.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT

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Previous thread:
>>78992


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.80004 del
today is the day the first Muslim wins Amstel inshallah


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.80040 del
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new thread new me


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.80041 del
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oh, here you are...


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.80042 del
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ahh, great


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.80043 del
we live


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.80044 del
artjom schmitt DNF
chute lapeira


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.80045 del
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we indeed live
ynr the 2020 winner with the super long name


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:58 [Preview] No.80046 del
>>80042
FUCK


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.80047 del
The guy just can't not speak about oumi


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.80048 del
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suisse tv saying that Schmid is targeting this race


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.80049 del
>Herpes sore Memco trying to sell that there are other favorites
were off to a good start


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.80050 del
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godon was involved in the chute as well


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.80051 del
I should have warned you that I picked him for this race.

Apologies!


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.80052 del
suisse tv expert Matthias Frank (former AG2R jobber) observed that godon's replacement bike was on the left on the team car, that means he's not the team leader.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.80053 del
>>80052
Vauquelin


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.80054 del
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Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.80055 del
>>80052
Considering the presence of remco in the race is fairly obvious that the leader should be the one who's able to follow remco's kick and have enough power to maintain that until the end.

That's not godon's case.
Godon is backup plan in case it comes together for a sprint ( good luck with that )


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.80056 del
allah still wearing his rain jacket


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.80057 del
>>80056
I'm going to miss that little retard when he's gone


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.80058 del
suisse tv expert thinks that his former ag2r team mate cosneking will win


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.80059 del
allah did get rid of the rain jacket. but he's still wearing a gilet.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.80060 del
Mačejuk lachee
Wellens lachee


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.80061 del
alain philippe probably sick and looks like he has given up


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.80062 del
DNF allah


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.80063 del
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>>80061


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.80064 del
grim day for squeakers


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.80065 del
>>80063
Jacob Eriksson bros...


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.80066 del
strategical red bull chute brining down bad karma jorg


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.80067 del
Kek mateo with the visma special


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.80068 del
>crash by Haimar EXTERMINATUS


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.80069 del
DSQ FRIGO


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.80070 del
frigo and artz still generating breakaway points


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.80071 del
disqualified for illegal bikepath usage


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.80072 del
Me mom's phone is too old now to service all her stupid coupon apps (Xperia XZ1 Compact) but she likes it very much, especially the size.
There is NOTHING produced in the last 3 years (or more, haven't filtered that far) that is of similar smol size, besides one construction site freak phone.
I hope tabletification of spyphones is already behind us.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.80073 del
>>80072
I thought Sony still made small phones. there's no successor model of it?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.80074 del
>>80072
Small phones are for people buying one phone every 5 years. You can't compete with retard changing every year


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.80075 del
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Cancellara is calling. accept the call?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.80076 del
>>80072
Asus zenphone from a few gens ago is good


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.80077 del
>>80075
Saw an interview of Steve chainel saying cancelera was an immense ass with him, always insulting him in Italian 😂


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.80078 del
>>80075
Needs a transfer to alpecin


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.80079 del
>>80072
really not appreciating big phone sizes either 2bh but there ain't shit you could buy no its like with bikes kek
I cannot consoom


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.80080 del
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some van spotted, not welcomed at the tour


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.80082 del
pepe, the red nosed reindeerink


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.80083 del
Mosca 🫵😄


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.80084 del
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4 down
I have no idea who Jakob Moscow is though.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.80085 del
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a lidl skin is showing


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.80086 del
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well you know how I call these cemeteries, so I refrain from it this year. but why is the big ass USA flag missing?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.80087 del
of course Schmid at the back of the pedalton, while t. van dijk still hasn't delivered the water bottles to remco.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.80088 del
>>80087
>I want to podium amstel
>Sits at the back of a 40 man group
What's his problem, get over your fear for one race and eat wind at the front


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.80089 del
>>80086
Probably the rain. Some places don't fly the flag in bad weather.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.80090 del
>>80073
>>80074
>>80076
>>80079
Newer Sonys are the least bloated, but are still way less wieldy than that cute compact.
Sony also leaves phones completely, Xperia VII series is the last.
Which is a bummer, surely I have mentioned it already thrice or fource but besides two Siemens phones (back in the day when phones had button and were not uniform, amorphic slop) all my phones were from the direct ancestry Ericsson - SonyEricsson - Sony.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.80091 del
random coquard spotted


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.80092 del
>>80090
my best phone has always been the google pixel 3a, that was the perfect phone


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.80093 del
Hirschi spotted, not retired... yet


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.80094 del
>wet roads
chute connaisseurs, we gonna feast?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.80095 del
>froomeberg


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.80096 del
godon in trouble


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.80098 del
godoff


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.80099 del
godon refused to get a shimano bike


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.80100 del
And the seething from Remco Evenepoel


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.80101 del
first remco seethe


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.80102 del
excited to learn how rapido big jorgz can neck a pint


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.80103 del
S E E T H E


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.80104 del
remco being remco


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.80105 del
I wonder if riders like riding this race
small roads, every 50 meters some zig zag turn


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.80106 del
hirschi on memco's wheel


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.80107 del
Did you know that the only squeak victoire had place in 1981?
Jan Stablewski of course is viciously claimed by the ebil French, just like Madame Skłodowska-C*rie.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.80108 del
Can Hirschi break the suisse curse?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.80109 del
So Skjelmose is actually good goddamnit


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.80110 del
kek visma making enemies once again


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.80111 del
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>>80102


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.80112 del
schmid NOT at the back, let's go


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.80113 del
pogi would have attacked already


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.80114 del
bora copying the UAE strategy of burning all helpers


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.80115 del
frigo looking good to score 0 points in the giro again


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.80116 del
WAAR IS COSNEFROY


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.80117 del
>>80116
I see a few UAE'ers


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.80118 del
Tratnik almost assassinated Remco...Visma sleeper agent?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.80119 del
>>80117
Yeah a bit far though


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.80120 del
how did bertaczek know about frigo?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.80121 del
fuck off uno-x


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.80122 del
>>80120
You are like flies before the Great Frigo


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.80123 del
HAIL


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.80124 del
ALLEZ ROMAIN


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.80125 del
tis begonnen michel


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.80126 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLÉAIRE DE ROMAIN GRÉGOIRE


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.80127 del
it's happening


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.80128 del
Cosnefraud nowhere to be seen


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.80129 del
Cosnefraud is SCREWING me again


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.80130 del
UAE nowhere to be seen


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.80131 del
CHUTE CHUTE CHUTE


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.80132 del
CHUTE. And there goes my team


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.80133 del
big chorg


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.80134 del
COLLECTED


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.80135 del
rip my team, thanks kevin


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.80136 del
Comicale, inevitable.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.80137 del
what a beautiful crash very aesthetic


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.80138 del
FUCK

FUUUUUUCK


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.80139 del
Collected


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.80140 del
Mateo spending 4 weeks on the volcano to chute on his first race


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.80141 del
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couldn't have happened to a nicer guy


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.80142 del
CHUTE Hirschi


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.80143 del
>>80135
Jorgenson broken left collarbone


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.80144 del
assassination by the cowardly Vauqelin


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.80145 del
hirschi chuting out of sympathy


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.80146 del
HER/SHE DEAD AS WELL


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.80147 del
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oh lol


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.80148 del
how will this effect vingegaard


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.80149 del
HER SHE DOWN


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.80150 del
>>80094
I guess we wine & dine


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.80151 del
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>>79992
>Jorgenshit follows Remco. He never pulls of course hè. Remco seethes for a few km's. Remco chutes in some corner or invisible pothole or something. Jorgenshit wins. This is the story for today


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.80152 del
Mauro schmid bros we were right to not follow this group, 150 IQ


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.80153 del
the question is how can memco drop that wheelsucking dane this time?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.80154 del
good trio now at least


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.80155 del
And of course Kron and no Kamp. I am so tired


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.80156 del
G3
with your schmids, your cosnefroys and the list goes on


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.80157 del
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>>80153
<out b4


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.80158 del
basque boys spotted


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.80159 del
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That switch from Skjelmose to Simmons was amazing.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.80160 del
izaguirre pickers rejoicing


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.80161 del
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>>80159


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.80162 del
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STOP THE COUNT


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.80163 del
okay, but calm down everyone
37km to go, many more chute opportunities


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.80164 del
>>80162
I'm squeaking


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.80165 del
>>80156
Schmid had this bad tendency to always hang low.
Last year LBL he was in SUCH a good shape, his top 10 actually came from himself literally catching up to 50+ riders.

He has to get better race sense.
Or maybe his team is also retarded tbh


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.80166 del
>>80162
nice team, will probably win


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.80167 del
>>80165
the entire tour he rode off the back of the peleton, I don't think his team can do shit besides taking the front like red bull today but they're way too weak for that


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.80168 del
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mon roi


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.80169 del
big four
remco
skelly
romain
frigo


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.80170 del
Pretty sad for Artz. Such a good race, you are still there and then get absolutely LAUNCHED by some chuting frauds


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.80171 del
>>80137
Kek thought the same


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.80172 del
JDIMSA


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.80173 del
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G2 slurpage


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.80174 del
german-italian squeaking


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.80175 del
Absolute goombling disaster. How do I do it. Couldn't be this bad if I tried anything but retardmaxxing.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.80176 del
>>80175
why didn't I just take remijn like everyone else
what the fuck was I thinking with l'hote


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.80177 del
>2.30 Euros for petrol
heh, I bet even treinbert is taking the bike to work now.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.80178 del
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Algarve really was impressive by Ayuso, look at this top-10 with all the teammates while his best guy was Hector Alvarez (?) in 17th


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.80179 del
>>80168
Hey retard why don't you get in position at the front so you don't have to burn all your matches chasing back

FOR CHRIST'S SAKE


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.80180 del
Remcoom attacque incoming


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.80182 del
RIDE FAST
EAT ASS


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.80183 del
Remco was seething last year.
This year he will do it.
Win the race or punch the Dane, this is for sure.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.80184 del
what happened to the remco that won LBL?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.80185 del
Grégoire painfacing


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.80186 del
>>80176
Only people who were not in my team for a moment are Frigo, Mauri, SKA and Withen.
Somehow I have picked everyone else outside of Remco and Gregoire.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.80187 del
>>80184
Submitted to the will of Allah


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.80188 del
Vauqelin really fucked up that front group


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.80189 del
BAUDIN a bit better in 1-day races than I expected


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.80190 del
Mauro Shit lachee


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.80191 del
no way you would have picked costiou


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.80192 del
>>80183
The spectator wins again 🤠


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.80193 del
remco afraid of having to sprint, he's not doing his usual high pace death race


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.80194 del
>>80191
Unlikely but he was in a draft with Matty Jorg, Izagirre, someone else.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.80195 del
Who has the best sprint of these three? I'd say it's fairly even and entirely up to their form on the day.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.80196 del
Wasn't Baudin the guy who had some dopage thing


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.80197 del
>>80195
yeah, I think that's probably right

Grégoire I might put slightly above the rest right now


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.80198 del
>>80195
if they start early on the cauberg I would think remco looking at that sprint against Godon, if they wait too long I would give it to Gregoire


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.80199 del
>>80195
Grégoire but it doesn't matter after a hard race. Then even Hayman can beat Boonen


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.80200 del
Germani?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.80201 del
that senna guy is pretty good


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.80202 del
>>80200
I think they call it Germany now


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.80203 del
It is Costiou. Thank you Limburgian RAI


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.80204 del
thanks for saving Schmid my Alpecin friends


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.80205 del
so Macron is going to cover the social security tax costs of Gregoire as well?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.80206 del
Bertele and the other Bertele finished in peleton.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.80207 del
that's a lot of spectators.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.80208 del
MERDE


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.80209 del
o la la


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.80210 del
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ALLEZ ROMAIN


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.80211 del
32 Bayer
36 Senna
and some berts were shitting on alpecin


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.80212 del
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>working with Remco


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.80213 del
Skjelmose is not normal


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.80214 del
squeak


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.80215 del
FRIGO ABNORMAL


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.80216 del
KOM SÅ SKJELMOSE


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.80217 del
>>80211
Bayer? That's Verstrynge Bert


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.80218 del
skjelmose looks fresh as fuck while remco is doing all the work


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.80219 del
I did consider Frigo but then I was like nah let's go for Frank van den Broek of all places


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.80220 del
>>80217
oh that's a 37


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.80221 del
Casting ice spell to freeze Skjelly, brb...


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.80222 del
>>80220
come on bert, bayer in this race at this moment


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.80223 del
yes well, this is like last year just without pogi


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.80224 del
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First /elite/race went quite well, was 18th out of 70 even after a botched sprint, snd now I have top3 with also other guys in top10. Life is good berts


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.80225 del
>>80224
Very good, Bert. I salute any man with the balls to pin a number on.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.80226 del
>>80224
pas normal


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.80227 del
>>80224
we now know your weight. so your a polderbully after all.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.80228 del
cam the fuck on gregor why must you disappoint me so


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.80229 del
you can feel the seethe brewing


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.80230 del
>>80224
wew...
absolutely You worthy


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.80231 del
>>80224
Good effort. /cyc/'s very own next Merckx.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.80232 del
>>80224
>intensity 75%
>race
Bojler room bros are feasting good


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.80233 del
>>80224
Very very nice, I was just checking the results 5 minutes ago.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.80234 del
skjelmose on a unpainted trek while remco on his gold HEAVY spez
it's over


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.80235 del
What Skelly wins the sprint a deux


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.80236 del
>>80224
>16x 10s@700W
>12x 10s@600W
>20x 10m@285W
never want to hear a bert ask what to score on the raper again, it's just this shrimple


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.80237 del
>>80235
seethe will ensue


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.80238 del
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>


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.80239 del
>>80238
PCS man stopped jerking off for 10 seconds to look at the race


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.80240 del
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>>80235
I will be happy


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.80241 del
>>80238
Assasinated!


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.80242 del
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>>80224


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.80243 del
SEIXAS would have won by 3 minutes btw


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.80244 del
Baudin lachee


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.80245 del
baudin did all that work and then just drops when they catch gregoire lmao
does he hate him?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.80246 del
remco is going to fuck up the sprint somehow, gonna clip out or some shit
you just feel it in the air


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.80247 del
>>80239
#45 (American) assassinated....hmmmnm....


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.80248 del
Frigo is doped as FUCK


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.80249 del
FRIGOD


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.80250 del
FRIGO ABNORMALE


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.80251 del
>>80246
Remember when he chuted on air


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.80252 del
>>80246
those darn potholes that only affects his bike


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.80253 del
FRIGO?!?!


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.80254 del
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just came back from my ride and just as I was stopping my wahoo at the front door some neighbour """accidentally""" dropped a glass from his balcony like 1m next to my head
barely escaped death, just to witness memco getting destroyed by the doper


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.80255 del
how is the weather for flèche looking?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.80256 del
>>80246
yeah it'll be great I'm looking forward to whatever happens


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.80257 del
>>80251
Somehow I feel we're in for the ultimate Remco seethe here...


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.80258 del
Business idea: Velogames points should scale with time gap to winner rather than placement.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.80259 del
allez emiel my boy


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.80260 del
Within Philipsen going to get podium here


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.80261 del
how the tables have turned. Germani from obstructur to slave


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.80262 del
>>80258
Sprint stages would be a disaster.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.80263 del
>>80258
>Pogacar wins
>everbody else: 0 points


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.80264 del
gregoire my son


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.80265 del
Frigo just following without breathing. This is some BULLSHIT we are seeing here


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.80266 del
>>80260
he looked dead in that last attack


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.80267 del
>>80263
basically how it feels when watching the race


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.80268 del
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>>80238


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.80269 del
memco already looks stressed out


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.80270 del
memco sweating bullets


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.80271 del
SKJELMOSE taunting MEMCO


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.80272 del
the seethe will ne amazing


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.80273 del
>>80269
pecho frio


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.80274 del
Canyon won't sell bikes with trek and spesh at the front. I don't see easily influenced persons like bertaczek buying canyon again.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.80275 del
Why did Skjelmose even take over, is he retarded or something


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.80276 del
if there were justice in this world then Matje DOPEMORE would be the one laying in a ditch
small consolation if he kwabs the memecoid


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.80277 del
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lel


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.80278 del
mashallah


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.80279 del
BIG victory for Islam


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.80280 del
strong


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.80281 del
wow

memco using his brain for once


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.80282 del
kuffār in shambles


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.80283 del
>women immediately makes it about herself


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.80284 del
pwoah remGOD


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.80285 del
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easy


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.80286 del
easy


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.80287 del
now the real race will Frigo do it


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.80288 del
Remco Rayane Islami hugging his big butt wifey


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.80289 del
what did skjelly say, "sorry for ..."?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.80290 del
not today Skjelbros


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.80291 del
Thank you Cosnegoat


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.80292 del
nice try marco


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.80293 del
free beer like beverage for cosneking


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.80294 del
FRIGO :(


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.80295 del
cosneking


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.80296 del
>>80285
Hello my baby


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.80297 del
Kamp not even there for fuck's sake. Neither is Kron so whatever


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.80298 del
godoped easy


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.80299 del
So remco-cosneking-skelly pickers should have this in the bag or can bertaczek's frigo make up for it?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.80300 del
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Kurwa mać.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.80302 del
1,2,3,4 at least, very nice


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.80303 del
>>80302
Yeah Bertele Bertov wins.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.80304 del
>>80302
and 11


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.80305 del
So if Skjelmose was already dead then why did he keep pulling when they were so far ahead of all the other shitters


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.80306 del
>>80305
stop posting here plugge


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.80307 del
>>80302
Not normal


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.80308 del
>>80306
Jorgensohn would have NEVER pulled


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.80309 del
40 riders finished so far, none of the is from visma


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.80310 del
>>80308
gonna be pulling out his collarbone right about now


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.80311 del
>>80310
Hehe


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.80312 del
LAFAY on the startlist for Flèche


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.80313 del
fucking hell, optak enjoyer has a monster team again


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.80314 del
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Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.80315 del
>>80313
AxelGOD is always right


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.80316 del
>>80314
>1-3-4
>Finish 20th
what the FUCK


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.80317 del
>>80315
he's not even following the optaks anymore
he's a rogue agent


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.80318 del
that mountain is truly accursed


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.80319 del
best vismoid is Zingle as 100th


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.80320 del
vauquelin finished in the peleton, impressive


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.80321 del
>>80317
Hmm indeed Axelshit had Jorgenson. What the FUCK


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.80322 del
>>80320
L'Hote too apparently but didn't bother to sprint hehehe


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.80323 del
And Picnic with 0 (zero) points again


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.80324 del
>>80322
he was the guy with that totalenergies rider they caught at the last 300 meters
he was almost 12th or 13th damn


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.80325 del
>>80316
You need an ftp of at least 300 watts and 5 riders in the points to stay competitive around here.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.80326 del
>>80320
He is not a distancelet anymore? Guess I will have to pick him in the wrong race now.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.80327 del
>>80314
a disaster


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.80328 del
HARAM


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.80329 del
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>>80323
I checked every team. Picnic and Visma are the only teams who scored zero today


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.80330 del
>>80329
caja rural also better than tietema's rocket


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.80331 del
>>80329
this in the only big dutch classic total shame


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.80332 del
>>80330
Yeah they are going pas normal lately. Based Arkea tactics of sprinting with 3 guys every race, even if it is for 20th place. That's how you do it, 80 points today


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.80333 del
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Cosnefroy announced new winner


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:47 [Preview] No.80334 del
>>80333
Clean winner yes


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:50 [Preview] No.80335 del
>>80332
In Brabantse Pijl they sprinted with 4 lol. 220 points, almost as much as the winner


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.80336 del
>>80334
first MPCC rider is Gregoire, followed bY Costiou and then frigo and Baudin


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.80337 del
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>>80329
oh noe!


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.80338 del
>>80337
don't like him so I feel nothing


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 15:53 [Preview] No.80339 del
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>>80336
Baudin? Not to mention Frigo


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:02 [Preview] No.80340 del
>>80339
certified clean riders, I'm sorry Plugge


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:18 [Preview] No.80341 del
>>80325
No shit, I'm being left in the dust here


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.80342 del
So air France has the musk wifi. Could watch the race no problem, but no endchan. Bit of a shit race tbqh, only the chute was fun


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.80343 del
>>80342
Ya, not much excitement.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:25 [Preview] No.80344 del
>>80224
Good race Bert


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.80345 del
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Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.80346 del
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Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:34 [Preview] No.80348 del
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GC. >>80347


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:37 [Preview] No.80349 del
>>80348
FUCK


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:37 [Preview] No.80350 del
>>80348
hehe I'm first


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:39 [Preview] No.80351 del
Think I just kept playing the goomble like it was still warm up, when noomber looking and extra gossip info is king, not like you now have enough examples of in-form/off-form which override any noomber looking or overall power ranking.
Let's see if the freefall will be stopped on mur de chuj.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:41 [Preview] No.80352 del
>>80351
fleche might be one of the most predictable races of they year
seixas
lenny martinez
vauquelin
skjelmose
some jobbers


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:44 [Preview] No.80353 del
>>80352
Yes, but there are also enough of good guys at that 16-18 sweet spot that the teams will not be the same at all. Guess everyone has to pick Skjelmose now. Or maybe not.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No.80354 del
>>80353
don't do anything fancy, valverde and allah proved that enough


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:46 [Preview] No.80355 del
>>80352
I'll go full squeak I don't care


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.80357 del
>>80352
no remco?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.80358 del
>>80354
No, I don't mean anything fancy, just valid decisions. Gregoire or Cosnefroy? Or maybe Scaroni?
>just remembered purito, heh..


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.80359 del
>>80357
Remco and rampas, murs, heh..


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:54 [Preview] No.80360 del
>>80357
I don't think he'll even ride it, he was hesitant in his interview and it would be a humiliation ritual for him getting outsprinted by seixas


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.80361 del
>>80360
that's quite pathetic and depressing, already dodging


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.80362 del
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me every morning on my commute


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.80363 del
>>80362
is this the pitssburgh dirty dozen


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.80364 del
>>80362
disappointed that they all made it


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.80365 del
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The PCS team was banned from starting Volta a Bosnia e Herzegovina


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.80366 del
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This guy did an experiment and his only fuel was pure sugar. He drank 1800g of sugar.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:06 [Preview] No.80367 del
>>80366
what the fuck


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:06 [Preview] No.80368 del
>>80366
sounds like our dear finnbert


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.80369 del
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>>80366
Same guy:
>I also ran into the problem of accidentally mixing food for 2 hours, but being out for over 4. A protein bar from Penny helped me through the worst of it.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.80370 del
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Is this mold in my water filter? If so, are the mold spores effectively filtered, so it could be considered good to go?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.80371 del
>>80365
why though


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.80372 del
>>80371
Something about jobbers and guest runners not able to participate in 2.2 races


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:21 [Preview] No.80373 del
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>>80348
>make medium gains
>collector is coming
ahhh


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.80374 del
>>80370
if it was mold it would have clogged the entire thing already unless you check it often and just caught it at the start
don't they put chlorine in tap water anyway


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:28 [Preview] No.80375 del
>>80374
Yes apparently after some research these are just the little granules they are part of the purification process.

Threw it away anyway and soaked pitcher in vinegar... Can't be too careful....


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.80376 del
>>80375
makes sense


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 18:34 [Preview] No.80377 del
>>80365
kek, but why. They were caught doping?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.80378 del
So PCS simply deleted the team from the race instead of putting a DSQ in their own database.
But they're not in firstcycling neither. This is a big conspiracy.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 18:49 [Preview] No.80380 del
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>lose to your opponent
>directly say "Sorry" after the finish line
between this and everyone but pisma being afraid of not pulling for pogi I really need more assholes in this sport


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 18:50 [Preview] No.80381 del
>>80379
Hehe UCI hates PSCbert and they are screwing him over just for the heck of it


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 18:52 [Preview] No.80382 del
>>80379
they're still salty about his advertisment camper


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.80383 del
>>80379
It like in the Jamaican bobsleigh movie. Simply enforce or change the rules if you don't like a team.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.80384 del
>>80380
Haven't seen his stupid face literally in YEARS.
>>80383
>for my friends, everything. for my enemies, the law.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.80385 del
Still a paki, interesting.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:04 [Preview] No.80386 del
>>80382
Good fuck them


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:05 [Preview] No.80387 del
>>80385
saar please


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:06 [Preview] No.80388 del
Big Jorg officially collected
the reaper eating good


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:07 [Preview] No.80389 del
>>80388
honestly this is a good contender for collection of the year.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:07 [Preview] No.80390 del
The magic of remco removed all wout articles from HLN. Now he's in the first 10 articles.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:08 [Preview] No.80391 del
>tullet
>jorgenson
>barré
all out, will visma just not start in LBL
can't even call up that pole from the devo team


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:09 [Preview] No.80392 del
>>80389
>For Matteo Jorgenson, leader of Visma-Lease a Bike, the verdict is rock hard after a fall.
Time to reserve a space in the 2026 collage for jorg next to wout maybe


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.80393 del
Has there been properly squeaked about blummenfelt


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.80394 del
>>80393
I have only squeaked to meself as I have seen the numbers flash on my screen.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.80395 del
>>80393
no, why?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:12 [Preview] No.80396 del
>>80393
>belgian number 2 between a norge sandwich
the clean are coming


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:13 [Preview] No.80397 del
>Kristian Blummenfelt transcends the Sport; Spectacular Performance yields IM Texas Victory and World Record
um, squeak? Do the French even care about tri-athlon? People get sick trying to swim in their rivers remembering the Paris Olympics


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:14 [Preview] No.80398 del
>>80393
>barely 4 minutes on vincent luis
I hope he's not dopped


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:15 [Preview] No.80399 del
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unless something changed with his watts I will never squeak about blumenguy, his ftp is somewhere between 380 and like 410 or something. I don't give a fuck about people that weak


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:15 [Preview] No.80400 del
>>80391
if they had balls they'd finally unleash vingo for the monuments


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:15 [Preview] No.80401 del
>>80399
isn't the cycling part basically recovery for ironman? I never feel like they go hard at all because the running is so OP


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:17 [Preview] No.80402 del
>>80399
that's below /cyc/ average


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:19 [Preview] No.80404 del
>>80400
If trine was watching today I think Jonas will ride even less races


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:19 [Preview] No.80405 del
Reading the article flowerfield outran the Belgian for the win.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.80406 del
>>80399
Where do you get this number?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.80407 del
>>80312
Victor Lafay heh, now that was a runner.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.80408 del
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>>80312
Somehow I doubt


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:24 [Preview] No.80409 del
>>80312
>Unibet Rose Rockets also in Amstel Gold Race and Wallonian Arrow without intended team leader Victor Lafay

have you guys seens his strava? that guy isn't a cyclist anymore
he will not ride a single race for tietema


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:24 [Preview] No.80410 del
>>80407
Lafay is 8 points. He finished 6th at the mur de huy in 2023. I see many berts picking him.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.80411 del
>According to DirectVelo journalist James Odvart, the underlying issue is a virus, with Lafay described as “the victim of a virus contracted in China” that has seen him “continue to push back the start of his season.”
What could that Chinese virus be?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.80412 del
chances of lafay being lazkano 2.0?


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.80413 del
>>80411
whatever it is he can't push 200W anymore so I think it's nerve gas


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:28 [Preview] No.80414 del
>>80412
knowers know Pelayo Sánchez is Lazkano 2.0 and the only reason it's not being revealed is because Movistar would have 2 doping cased and it would ban the team.


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.80415 del
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>>80401
Idk if its recovery but I think it's kinda too long to go any harder than what they are doing because of the run yea. They ride like 75-80% of ftp I think and blumenguys strength is that his LT1 is a really high % of his ftp
>>80406
he himself talked about his ftp being around 400w in a training video last year or so and there's a paper about his training and energy expenditure (2021) https://journals.physiology.org/doi/full/10.1152/japplphysiol.00706.2024
he's likely stronger than both of these numbers in peak race shape but I think it's unlikely that its more than like 410w at lt2. Ironman people train efficiency more than anything


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.80416 del
>>80415
I see. Triathlon really is a stupid sport


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 20:39 [Preview] No.80417 del
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>>80411
>Chinese virus
Too bad he didn't go to Kenya. He could have been turned into a multiple times GT winner instead. Sad!


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 20:39 [Preview] No.80418 del
>>80416
All sports are a bit contrived


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 21:24 [Preview] No.80419 del
>>80416
definitely not particularly interesting to watch


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 21:36 [Preview] No.80420 del
Sepp KUSS is my favourite wheelrunner, before you ask


Bert 04/19/2026 (Sun) 22:38 [Preview] No.80421 del
Looks like rape is back on the menu for two days then we are back in spring


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