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/cyc/ - Giro d'Italia Thread #4 Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No. 9050
well yes thread

>Current and upcoming races
09.05 - 01.06 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT
14.05 - 18.05 4 Jours de Dunkerque / Grand Prix des Hauts de France 2.Pro
14.05 - 18.05 Tour de Hongrie 2.Pro
16.05 - 18.05 Itzulia Women 2.WWT
17.05 ZLM Omloop der Kempen Ladies 1.1 WE
18.05 Rund um Köln 1.1
20.05 Durango Durango Emakumeen Saria 1.1 WE
22.05 - 25.05 Vuelta a Burgos Feminas 2.WWT
23.05 - 25.05 Grande Prémio Internacional Beiras e Serra da Estrela 2.1
26.05 Mercan'Tour Classic Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
29.05 - 01.06 Boucles de la Mayenne - Crédit Mutuel 2.Pro
29.05 - 01.06 Tour of Norway 2.Pro
30.05 - 31.05 Tour of Estonia 2.1
31.05 - 01.06 Tour of Norway Women 2.1 WE
04.06 - 08.06 Tour of Slovenia 2.Pro
05.06 - 08.06 Lloyds Tour of Britain Women 2.WWT
06.06 - 08.06 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya Femenina 2.1 WE
07.06 Heylen Vastgoed Heistse Pijl 1.1
07.06 Antwerp Port Epic Ladies 1.Pro WE
08.06 Brussels Cycling Classic 1.Pro ME
08.06 - 15.06 Critérium du Dauphiné 2.UWT
09.06 GP Mazda Schelkens 1.1 WE
09.06 Antwerp Port Epic / Sels Trophy 1.1
12.06 - 15.06 Tour de Suisse Women 2.WWT
13.06 Grosser Preis des Kantons Aargau 1.1
13.06 - 15.06 Tour Féminin International des Pyrénées 2.1 WE
14.06 Duracell Dwars door het Hageland 1.Pro
14.06 Elmos Dwars door het Hageland 1.1 WE
15.06 - 22.06 Tour de Suisse 2.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Vrhn7DWy (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

>Last thread:
>>8021


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.9051 del
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bean is pronounced like bein? things I didn't wanted to know


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.9052 del
Had to actually work QRD on the FDJ situation?


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.9053 del
Hello


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.9054 del
that train is so funny


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.9055 del
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I bet it correlates.


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.9056 del
>>9052
Nothing, just some small chute


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.9057 del
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>guardia di fidanza doing road closures
they are supposed to find tax evaders


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.9058 del
>>9055
>“I hate him,” Brunel makes no bones about it in an interview with the French sports newspaper L’Équipe. “He made fun of me during his stupid live shows. He’s a really horrible guy. He thinks he’s a champion, but he’s not. David may have won a few races in his career, but that doesn’t make him great.”

>“On the other hand, Thibaut Pinot is an idol. If Thibaut was on my wheel, I would give 1000 percent. Even if I fell to the ground from exhaustion. If you have a problem with me, just tell me. If you don’t respect me, I won’t respect you either.”


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.9059 del
meanwhile Suisse tv making fun of fraudu and are happy for küng that he isn't at the giro slaving for gaudu


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.9060 del
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>>9058
Squeakers are so petty and squeaky, it's so cute


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.9061 del
>>9058
trve and based


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.9062 del
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town presented by your favorite Lidl energy drink


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.9063 del
lol that anglo giving a 5 minute lead in on how double will win the sprint only for him not to sprint


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.9064 del
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mads slaving for ciccone or vacek?


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.9065 del
Mads Pedersen PARCHEGGIO


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.9066 del
I keep sticking in the previous thread wondering why it went dead


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.9067 del
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last minutes of mads in pink


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.9068 del
ineos to the rescue for arensgod


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.9069 del
>Ineos
but why


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.9070 del
>>9069
prestige, can't let others take the pace GC


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.9071 del
Lel Bora barely have to do anything.


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.9072 del
Two options
Eugene BERNAL must be in a super form
INEOS just cannot stop pulling


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.9073 del
>Stork
FUCK


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.9074 del
love this kind of attritional, fast climb


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.9075 del
now bahrain, why are they sparing bora and UAE


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.9076 del
Poomoulin


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.9077 del
team UAE still hiding


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.9078 del
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this is a crazy record for one of the top riders of all time


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.9079 del
>>9078
Another one incoming.


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.9080 del
need some more timely crosslinks
editing like
>>9049
is not it


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.9081 del
>>9080
tismbert couldn't help himself but posting post number 1000. we will get used to making the thread earlier in the future.


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.9082 del
At the end of the peloton runners are getting lachee'd


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.9083 del
Catkiller must be feeling it.


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.9084 del
BUH GAWD THAT"S MADS WITH A STEEL CHAIR


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.9085 del
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volta legend costing Stüssi the Volta


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.9086 del
RAMPAS soon


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.9087 del
about to hit the RAMPA


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.9088 del
BERNAL looked like he was crying


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.9089 del
>flat sprint
Rog's to lose


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.9090 del
vaczech'em lookin fresh


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.9091 del
caruso shadow leader


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.9092 del
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it's bardover


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.9093 del
BARDET LACHEE


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.9094 del
RIP


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.9095 del
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washed out Italian flag


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.9096 del
>ČEPEDA


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.9097 del
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are you sure majka isn't on some substance or is he always like that?


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.9098 del
>>9097
no spoilers


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.9099 del
Can't even drop Vacek


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.9100 del
RAMPAS INHUMANAS


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.9101 del
fat old fuck getting roasted


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.9102 del
attaque?


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.9103 del
fortunatNO


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.9104 del
CICCONE


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.9105 del
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cicco trying something


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.9106 del
Bernal looks in agony


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.9107 del
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so who's left?


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.9108 del
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Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.9109 del
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LANDA would have shown these punks.


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.9110 del
arensman dropping the pace to save himself


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.9111 del
I'm not allowed to spoiler.
so somebody attacked


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.9112 del
somebody who has a dog wins


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.9113 del
RAT and ROGLIĆ tramadolslept it


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.9114 del
Ayuso thermonucléaire


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.9115 del
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very strong by del stier


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.9116 del
Well played UAE.


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.9117 del
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all according to plan


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.9118 del
roglic WASHED


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.9119 del
Roglic terrible


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.9120 del
ROGLIC slept at the wheel


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.9121 del
how are you so far ahead? I'm on MAX


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.9122 del
>>9121
meant for suissebert


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.9123 del
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top 10


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.9124 del
Toro trying to close the gap to his captain at the end lol


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.9125 del
grande cicco


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.9126 del
Del Toro NOT NORMAL. And when I pick him he just domestiques and does nothing


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.9127 del
glad i didn't pikc rogfraud


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.9128 del
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>>9121
I'm live as live as it gets. I use a cable feed, so should be max 3 seconds behind.


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.9129 del
>>9121
when I watch flemish races on TV I'm like half a minute ahead of the official stream which is a minute ahead of tiz which is 10 minutes ahead of tiz 480p


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.9130 del
>>9128
ah I see


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.9131 del
Richie looking good after his crash


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.9132 del
Oh yeah Shitcock was also terrible. Nice going for GC there asshole


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.9133 del
>>9132
the moment he spoke the words he was doomed


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.9134 del
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>please pay 49 euro lol fuck you


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.9135 del
>>9134
how many goomblers are refreshing right now from the various games
it's always right after the finish
<It's not our infrastructure


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.9136 del
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>pay 50€ so we can buy more internetz clouds!


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.9137 del
>>9136
Already been discussed extensively


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.9138 del
VACEK looks eerily like a certain 2OUT


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.9139 del
Not many people know that Ayuso's English is pretty good


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.9140 del
Sorry, we are experiencing some difficulties, we will be back shortly.
TOTALLY not their servers lol


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.9141 del
>>9139
Naturally, as he lived most of his life in the USA, not in Spain.


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.9142 del
>>9140
now everyone is going to firstcycling which also crashed


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.9143 del
lmao what the fuck is the UAE DS saying


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.9144 del
>>9140
>Pay for subscription goy


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.9145 del
>>9141
Yeah I think he worked there in a ski jumping factory or something


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.9146 del
>>9142
kek nobody can handle the goomblers
we are millions and we ever grow in numbers


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.9147 del
Hey there is Asgreen. With the shitters and sprinters as usual


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.9148 del
>>9147
they call him clean assgreen now


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.9149 del
>>9147
Didn't even know he was in the race tbh.


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.9150 del
Pidcock 20th, even behind Poels


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.9151 del
>>9149
EF road captain :)


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.9152 del
adam yates is in pretty shit shape, these used to be his climbs


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.9153 del
Arensman 17th.
Great result. Deserves a kiwi.


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.9154 del
>>9149
I always forget about him within 5 seconds
>notice asgreen in a race
>think or post something derogatory
>forget about his existence


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.9155 del
>>9123
good chance of being the final GC top-10 (not in that order)


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.9156 del
>117. Wout VAN AERT +14:34


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.9157 del
>>9156
imagine the matches saved


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.9158 del
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First GT of VOISARD Yannis?


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.9159 del
it's actually surprising that this is Ayuso's first GT stage win, I forget he's only 22


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.9160 del
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>>9156
he can go into breaks now


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.9161 del
This is basically Bernal as his old self. Had he had this kind of competition always he would not have won two grand tours.


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.9162 del
>>9159
Would have easily won the Giro last year .


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.9163 del
Fraudlic


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.9164 del
>>9160
I have to say it again:
I'd have sold everything in parts, crankset, fd, fork, headset, stem, even the frame and bb.


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.9165 del
>einer kleiner RUBIO


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:50 [Preview] No.9166 del
>decide to take a one hour nap after having to be awake most of the night
>set alarm for wake me some 2 hours before the stage ends
>go nap and wake up an hour later
>blink
>another two and a half hours pass
>miss the entire stage
ffs


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:51 [Preview] No.9167 del
>>9164
thrifty Bertaček surely went back to scavenge for scraps


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.9168 del
>>9166
You didn't miss much.
Just UAE zoomers kwabing Roglic and Bernal.


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:55 [Preview] No.9169 del
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>>9164
Huh did G*rmany chimp out again for some LEBENSRAUM. How long have I been asleep


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:56 [Preview] No.9170 del
>>9166
Most Portuguese post ever


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.9171 del
will anything happen on GAGLIOLE tomorrow


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:59 [Preview] No.9172 del
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>>9169
Now that I think about it, you always have nice weather down there...


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 15:59 [Preview] No.9173 del
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Whole site went 404 for a moment again. Not sure how long we can last here


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 16:01 [Preview] No.9174 del
>>9166
elite afternoon nap was better than this stage could’ve been


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.9175 del
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ROGLIC takes a little afternoon nap and suddenly PESQUERA is the outright favourite
I also took a little nap and suddenly it was raining again


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.9176 del
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>>9175
Why does it always rain in Czechkem?
One of these days I'm actually going to check the weather reports to see if you are making this all up.


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.9177 del
And it's supposed to be raining the entire weekend
This is grim development


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.9178 del
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Hmm, rain only at night, that's much better.
I need another excuse then, perhaps the trusty wind will be too stronk?


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.9179 del
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>>9178
We're BACK


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 16:19 [Preview] No.9180 del
>>9166
watching the Giro makes me sleepy as well


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.9182 del
>>9181
hate all the jumpcuts. they zoomerified my giroeats. would still nosh tho


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 16:25 [Preview] No.9183 del
Without the illness wout would still be in pink


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.9185 del
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Results. >>9184


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 16:31 [Preview] No.9186 del
without climate change Bertaček would be scoring UCI points for Universe Cycling Team


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 16:31 [Preview] No.9187 del
>>9185
looks like someone got undefined' at the bottom


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 16:32 [Preview] No.9188 del
>>9187
I've seen that, late joiner, decided to leave it as it is.


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 16:34 [Preview] No.9189 del
>>9186
>ywn lead out bert BUIJK on a 9k 12% climb in tour de azerbaijan


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 16:41 [Preview] No.9190 del
www.ilgazzettinovesuviano.com/2025/05/15/protesta-al-giro-ditalia-2025-ciclisti-bloccati-a-napoli-denunciato-manifestante-armato-di-tubo/
67 yr old who tried to assasinate the pedalton yesterday in naples charged with assault


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 16:55 [Preview] No.9192 del
Stream (now concluded) from the lovely Czech Switzerland
You can seek back and sometimes see the beauty of the region
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xV7uOvNNKC8 [Embed]


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 17:00 [Preview] No.9193 del
>>9192
is there a tour de feminin for men?


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 17:34 [Preview] No.9194 del
>>9193
its on right now. the tour de hommegrie


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 17:42 [Preview] No.9195 del
>>9058
Bruyneel can be so goddamn right sometimes


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 18:13 [Preview] No.9196 del
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>>9195
Brunel. Not Bruyneel


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Squeaking about Brunel, he has two yellow cards apparently. Is that suspension already? I forgot


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 18:32 [Preview] No.9198 del
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17 eggs / 9 duvel kinda ride this evening


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 18:35 [Preview] No.9199 del
>>9198
You don't have to tell me what happened but you HAVE to eat all the eggs


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 18:37 [Preview] No.9200 del
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>>9199
thats a lot of egg!


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 18:39 [Preview] No.9201 del
cool hand bert over here riding around with 17 eggs in his jersey pockets


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 18:53 [Preview] No.9202 del
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Pcs Bert is having a melty.


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 18:57 [Preview] No.9203 del
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>>9202
yes well I may have overdone it by posting a live tracker of the pcs vans current location coupled with bomb emojis


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.9204 del
>>9203
firstcycling was pretty slow today to get more than the top 10
taking his opportunity to talk shit I see


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 19:07 [Preview] No.9205 del
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medium sized gravel ride done, even got into a hailstorm after hour 3 and then had to ride with wet bibs in 6 degrees. I am a certified hardman now


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 19:12 [Preview] No.9206 del
>>9205
got some minor drizzle on my head myself
question is how many eggs was that ride, we need this information


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Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 19:28 [Preview] No.9208 del
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i am dangerously considering r*nning tomorrow


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 19:30 [Preview] No.9209 del
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>>9208
what the fuck


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 19:31 [Preview] No.9210 del
>>9208
that's for weekdays Brtek


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 19:49 [Preview] No.9211 del
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>>9206

>>9208
I know the weather is bad, but you gotta go on the bike no way around it.


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.9212 del
>>9211
massive eggs ride


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 20:08 [Preview] No.9213 del
what kind of thin watery duvels are only equivalent to 1.88 eggs


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.9214 del
bertacek what wheelset did you end up buying some time ago?


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 20:18 [Preview] No.9216 del
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>>9215
happy with them?


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 20:29 [Preview] No.9217 del
>>9213
>Regular Beer (12 fl. oz.) - 153 Calories
probably burgerbier but some quick research and unit conversions later I think thats about right, 100 ml of Erdinger Weißbier for example is 44 kcal


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 20:30 [Preview] No.9218 del
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>>9215


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 20:30 [Preview] No.9219 del
>>9214
>>9216
yes the hunts, i am happy with them but i can't possibly tell if they are good or bad, no issues however


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 20:41 [Preview] No.9220 del
so rather than four eggs and no biers I could be eating two eggs and a duvelke?


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 22:12 [Preview] No.9221 del
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>Bertina out of town at a conference
>Just me and le chien
>Duck and red Burgundy for dinner
>/WTW/ is all tee'd up for this weekend
>MODERATE ride planned tomorrow (bad weather)
It's all coming together


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 22:15 [Preview] No.9222 del
>>9220
does Bertina drink wine or do you finish a bottle every day during Il Giro?


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 22:18 [Preview] No.9223 del
>>9220
so it would seem


Bert 05/16/2025 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.9224 del
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>>9222
She does not really drink. But I think I only have like six bottles planned during il Giro. I usually drink about a half bottle per day, sometimes a bit more on weekends.

(I am probably shaving down one or two of these bottles)


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 00:50 [Preview] No.9225 del
>>9224
I opened the Kermit wine — the nose is really unlike any other wine I've had, very subdued and it actually made me think it might be corked, but the taste is wonderful, lots of lush berries


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 01:01 [Preview] No.9226 del
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>>9225
Give it a little time (maybe 30-60 minutes), make sure it's not too cold. Young Cotes du Rhone should be pretty open and accessible with a little bit of air.

In cycling-wine related news, TdF is basically skipping Burgundy and Bordeaux this year but we'll have some fun, don't anyone worry!

The Dauphine has a stage right through Cote Chalonnaise and Cote Maconnais with finish in Macon so could we perhaps have the first two-bottle stage of the year?

Only time (and my liver's health) will tell!


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 02:59 [Preview] No.9228 del
>>9226
>In cycling-wine related news, TdF is basically skipping Burgundy and Bordeaux this year but we'll have some fun, don't anyone worry

I don't know if you've tried but I really prefer white ventoux over their reds


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 03:01 [Preview] No.9229 del
https://escapecollective.com/the-anatomy-of-a-record-setting-24-hour-virtual-ride/
Very inspiring article about a guy doing a 24h rape with average 270 watts, and moreover holding an aero position the whole time. Good stuff.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.9230 del
>>9226
I think it might be corked, but I've never had a corked wine so I'm not certain


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.9231 del
>tfw no /cyc/ gf


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.9232 del
luv a bert me


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.9233 del
>>9229
finish porn


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.9234 del
gonna pull the trigger on the hunt wheels, nice deal right now
officially on the bertacek train


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.9235 del
>>9234
Since I am a wagecuck again I may unleash some paypiggery meself.
Looking for that matte black full, probably Spec Ebin.
And then I am done with bikes I promise.
(but if my Roubaix gets done in the future I think it will be time for Time)


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.9236 del
>>9235
a little paypiggery never hurt
anyway my current freehub body on my cheap wheels is completely stuck somehow, already tore open my hands twice yesterday and I'm done with this shit


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.9237 del
>>9235
Didn't you buy a carbon wheels somewhere from czech'em a tree or two years ago, or was it a different kurwabert?


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 09:21 [Preview] No.9238 del
>>9237
I did buy wheels but from a fellow kurwaman, he couldn't sell them for so long he drove to Opole from the Moravian border to hand them over personally kek.
But not from Czechem, probably another kurwabert did, there's one roaming 4/cyc/ now, it's also probably the dentist.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.9239 del
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>>9238
one of you bought my frame recently (excellent choice)


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.9240 del
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>>9234
Very good choice bert, been happy with mine


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.9241 del
my sources tell me that vingo is stronger than every before


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.9242 del
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>>9240


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.9243 del
>>9241
been hearing things as well
scary things


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.9244 del
>>9234
Would buy if they had a hooked version, grim


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.9245 del
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>>9242
Hehe


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.9246 del
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>>9244
is it a lie?


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.9247 del
>Vollering Demi (FDJ - SUEZ) is dropped from group yellow jersey


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.9248 del
>>9247
periodbros?


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.9249 del
They really need to stop with strong accent commentators


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.9250 del
Skjelly gets an important hjaelper for the first 150 km of the WC.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.9251 del
anything more cucked than fighting for KOM points every single day and inevitably getting kwabbed by gc guys who arent even trying at all?


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.9252 del
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Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.9253 del
MADS in the break lfg


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.9254 del
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>>9252
>Jens


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.9255 del
>>9252
contador is the MVDF of their predictions


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.9256 del
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Hello, Bert.
You guys can watch the giro here together and chat:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

It's possible to embed some streams (right now its TNT Sports 3 UK) on cytube, and lo.
Notes:
Use adblockers, these embeds can have several riderections.
You might have to click "Embed" and then unmute.
Resolution can't be changed I think.

Probably can add tour de hongri later. It starts in about 2 hours right?


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.9257 del
CAM ON MARCO


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.9258 del
Wout on the move !


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.9259 del
>>9256
bardzo dobre


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.9260 del
>>9256
Don't have to register but have to add name to chat.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.9261 del
>polish commentators are mocking other languages
VERY peculiar


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.9262 del
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These are the available streams. The OG telly ads interrupts the sport broadcast. I get this crap from here: https://daddylive.dad/

>>9261
Kek. Classic.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.9263 del
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>>9229
>holding an aero position the whole time
only 23h 20m 32s https://granfondodailynews.com/2025/05/17/60-laps-with-lefty-how-matthew-lefthand-smashed-the-virtual-world-record/
also insane fueling, 177 g of carbs per hour and he actually gained 3 kg of weight


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.9264 del
>>9256
better image quality than tiz but it buffers a lot for me


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.9265 del
>>9264
That is annoying.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.9266 del
>>9264
it's 100% smooth here, miles ahead of tiz


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.9267 del
no ronde van cologne for superclasico :(


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.9268 del
>>9263
nigga over here eats almost 180g per hour every hour for 24 hours and I get the shits trying to eat more than 100g an hour after 2.5 hours. I look up this formula 369 stuff and its 1:1 glucose fructose ratio carbs so I don't get it, why can't I do that?
Is this fascism? Fuck you


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.9269 del
mass burning quite a few matches


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.9270 del
>>9268
keep doing it regardless and you'll adapt, or so they say


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:26 [Preview] No.9271 del
>>9268
I have no problem eating 100g per hour and I don't know what the difference between glucose and fructose is. I guess being a easy weight gainer has its perks. Still, since I'm not racing there is absolutely no reason to do it so I very rarely do it


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.9272 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLEAIRE W*UT VAN AERT


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.9273 del
>>9269
getting some sprint points and then get caught on the big hill I think


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.9274 del
>>9252
Hannah Wanker knowing something we don't know?


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.9275 del
>2025 Wout can't even escape from the peloton
grim


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.9276 del
>>9266
What the FUCK is a mile


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.9277 del
>average speed almost 50km/h
total breakaway death


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.9278 del
>>9268
>I look up this formula 369 stuff and its 1:1 glucose fructose ratio carbs
He says he used 1:1 maltodextrin fructose, from Formula 369 he only used their "High Protein Recovery Mix"


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.9279 del
>>9270
been doing it for 2 years and no change since day 1 and it's real annoying because I have to actually pace long rides instead of riding how I want to or it gets dicey with bonking after 4 hours at just 100g/h


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.9280 del
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what does he consider as a GC team?
50 bucks for this AI post


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.9281 del
>>9278
yea I read it and mixed things up, maltodextrin is glucose anyhow


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.9282 del
ATTAQUE DE WILGOD KELDERGOD


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.9283 del
>>9280
UAE is not a GC team apparently. Thanks PCSBert, I will now hand over my 50 eurodollars


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.9284 del
>>9280
apparently not LAB and UAE
also what does he consider a climber if Wout's on there?


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.9285 del
W*ut van Aert LACHEE


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.9286 del
jesus christ this is some of the hardest fighting I've seen in a giro stage


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.9287 del
>>9286
This UCI points battle trully is the best thing that happened to every race not a monument or the tour de france


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.9288 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLÉAIRE DE NAIRO QUINTANA


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.9289 del
NAIROMAN, NAIROMAN


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.9290 del
>Piganzoli
will he get the pink or won't they let him


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.9291 del
>>9280
Q36.5 of course
>>9284
Probably a matter of getting enough PCS climber points


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:48 [Preview] No.9292 del
>>9283
>>9284
Bora is not a GC team, too (notice DNF Martinez)


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.9293 del
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>>9292
pcsAI messed up real good, how silly!


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.9294 del
Alright it's decided. Piganzoli maglia rosa, Keldergod wins the stage. See you tomorrow


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.9295 del
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btw some bot posted kiddy porn here last night
endchan is a disturbing place


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.9296 del
>>9295
that shit happens everywhere it's just a matter of how fast mods delete it


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.9297 del
>>9295
ever been to a football thread on /sp/
it's a regular thing there


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.9298 del
>>9295
FBI is relentless


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.9299 del
Gruppo compatto


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.9300 del
>>9295
All the small chans got these. It goes on for years now (well over 5 years for sure). Frequency varies, sometimes couple of times a day, sometimes it skips weeks. Noone has any idea who does it or why, or how can they do it still.
Delete browser cache when happens. We try to remove ASAP, sometimes can catch it right away, but sometimes can sit on the site for some hours.
We ask board staff too, BOs and BVs to delete them.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.9301 del
>>9295
Not the first or second time it has happened. Seems like this stuff takes a while to be removed if it's posted at night (euro hours).


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.9302 del
are they not going to let anyone go today?


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:15 [Preview] No.9303 del
I actually have a guy in the break for once
come on
<rochas


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:15 [Preview] No.9304 del
It's FRIGO time


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.9305 del
That is quite strong from Bardet


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.9306 del
Fortunato maglia rosa


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.9307 del
surely too big to work properly?


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.9308 del
TAROZZI paranormale


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.9309 del
Right on time to see the right BAIS go.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:33 [Preview] No.9310 del
>>9307
peleton might just take a rest day with the gravel menace coming tomorrow


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:36 [Preview] No.9311 del
Haha all these Cofidis shitters immediately get dropped


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.9312 del
Huh, apparently VAN BAARLE is still alive somehow


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.9313 del
>>9312
also kabouter plapp


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.9314 del
>>9303
Rochas LACHEE


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.9315 del
there goes my guy rochas


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.9316 del
Kenny BOWMAN, heh, now that was a runner


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.9317 del
>>9311
straight to the pro tour


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:45 [Preview] No.9318 del
how will keldermeme fuck this one up


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.9319 del
These idiots should really get rid of Vendrame and Oldani for good now


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:50 [Preview] No.9320 del
>>9318
should be easy I don't think he's a favorite for this one


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.9321 del
Bardet the only one who understands


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:52 [Preview] No.9322 del
>>9309
Bais LACHEE


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.9323 del
>>9322
Never heard of that runner.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.9324 del
>>9323
the least succesful Bais brother


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.9325 del
LASTRA struggling to hold on to the gruppo fraud


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.9326 del
So where is W*ut. OTL today?


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:03 [Preview] No.9327 del
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Rude


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.9328 del
Fortunato in pink.
Do you get UCI points for that.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.9329 del
>>9328
20 points per day


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:06 [Preview] No.9330 del
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>>9329
A veritable feast.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.9331 del
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Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.9332 del
Poor squeaker against DOPED Italian. It's not fair and rude


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.9333 del
>>9330
KOM jersey top 3 gets points similar to a stage win at the end of the race
the Fortunate one could very well make up for that Van Chuden fluke


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.9334 del
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>I suffer in Italy


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.9335 del
This ALWAYS happens after a mountain sprint and still 90% of breakaway groups don't understand this


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:22 [Preview] No.9336 del
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There are Berts not living in a Steinhaus.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:25 [Preview] No.9337 del
How does simple food taste soo gud after a 110km ride?


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.9338 del
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Forgot pic


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.9339 del
>>9338
This nigga eating beans.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.9340 del
>>9338
bean eater


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.9341 del
>>9338
the absolute state of your cup


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.9342 del
>>9341
haha which one?
The one that has coffee in it is actually of German design and is my fave


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.9343 del
We live with f*minin
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kiJpbmijPNk [Embed]


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.9344 del
it's a vendrame kind of day


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.9345 del
>>9338
>dopage pills next to banana
You got CAUGHT


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.9346 del
>>9338
Don't listen to the others, Beanbert. Beans are good.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.9347 del
>>9338
Beans, okay.
But wtf is that childrens keyboard with shitty flat rubber dome something?
And where is the numpad?
And this is NOT a mousepad!


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.9348 del
>>9338
Where meat. You're not a bunny or a Finn to eat grass. Bean protein doesn't count, it is digested into farts only.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.9349 del
>>9345
contact lenses my third world nibba


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.9350 del
>>9347
He must have tiny hands. Sad!


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.9351 del
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Is today the day?


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.9352 del
Keldergod is so strong today but it is impossible to win in this group. Or in any group btw


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.9353 del
sneaky Ulissi win today?


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.9354 del
>>9347
budget cuts


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.9355 del
>>9353
No the sneakiest RAT is Vendrama


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.9356 del
Gronewegen finally won one


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.9357 del
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>>9355
nothing sneaky about my man Vendrame


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.9358 del
stonehouser for sure


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.9359 del
ulissi takes the pink?
would be cool with fortunato in blue


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.9360 del
>>9356
another podium for winless Tim Tom


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.9361 del
>youngest mexican to reach a giro podium
not much competition


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.9362 del
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>>9359


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.9363 del
>>9362
What's really in the bag???


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.9364 del
>>9362
it's nice to see the team rise out of the absolute depths


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.9365 del
plapp dragging, he'll get bullied out soon


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.9366 del
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winning? we're beyond victory


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.9367 del
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I think I'll pass


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.9368 del
lmao the pellizzari ultras with the red bull shirts
love this sport


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.9369 del
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Keldergod with Ulissi. He only needs a flat tire from Ulissi and then it's HAPPENING


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.9370 del
kelderman burning his matches 50km from the line


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.9371 del
>>9366
he already did 4 days of racing in Dunkerque the last two days are optional


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.9372 del
I will really miss Bardet


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.9373 del
>>9372
missing him him right now in grupo 1 and 2 tbh


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.9374 del
UAE rider got the message, jumbo can NOT win


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.9375 del
Arrieta not normal


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.9376 del
What other cyclists can be mapped to common proverbs?
So e. g. Roglic = "A good horse only jumps as high as it has to"


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.9377 del
Tiberi getting scared of Fortunato


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.9378 del
>>9376
KUSS innit


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.9379 del
lol plapp is such a little wheelsucker


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.9380 del
>>9378
Which proverb is he?


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.9381 del
Jay VINE has awoken


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.9382 del
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Hi Berts was away until now did alot happen? seems like break + easy ride


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.9383 del
PLAPP goes solo


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.9384 del
Stonehouser is cooked


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.9385 del
>>9382
non stop action all day


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.9386 del
BARDET LACHEEs pass the grupo Lachee


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.9387 del
>>9385
fr fr


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.9388 del
Fuck off Plopp, this is Keldergod's day


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.9389 del
>>9382
I never want to talk to the kind of person that would put that jersey on


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.9390 del
My guy SFORTUNATO almost pink if he scores sam fakin whats. Until Tuesday when he loses 5 minutes that is.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.9391 del
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>giro-e


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.9392 del
very nice road


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.9393 del
>ALRIGHTY


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.9394 del
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UAE DOPAGE is IN


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.9395 del
>>9394
it was never out


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.9396 del
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If there's no GC action on pic related then Giro loses its Grand Tour status again


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.9397 del
>durn to yah


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.9398 del
>>9380
Every dog has its day


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.9399 del
Now that fucking WATSON wins one, not when I pick him. Bar that Romandie prologue.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.9400 del
>>9376
>always the w*ut, never the grug


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.9401 del
carlos canal almost became a real boy


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.9402 del
can they really not catch this Aussie fraud


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.9403 del
De STIER scored 1641 W for 5s today
we are so BACK


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.9404 del
kelderman is actually cancer to have in your group, guy is a walking curse


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.9405 del
So that ugly mfer wins.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.9406 del
>>9396
gotta wait till week three for gc action


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.9407 del
>>9406
ayuso does seem like the based retard kind of rider that would attack


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.9408 del
>>9407
It would be a good idea vs roglic


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.9409 del
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Just order 4 (fore) McRoyals (Quarter Pounders) and large fries for mere 12 eurobucks.
Buy one get one free minus a 3 euro coupon when order is beyond 15 euro.
Gluttonbernd could never.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.9410 del
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Weakest rider on UAE dropping everyone else. Roglic better get a big dose of Tramadol otherwise this race will go to shit.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.9411 del
plapp looking back for a rider that's a minute behind, he might be struggling


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.9412 del
>>9409
I wonder what happened to glutonbert
He probably got so fat his aorta ruptured
Or his fingers are so big he can't type


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.9413 del
Arrieta confirmed fraud and shitter


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.9414 del
incident free stage too


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.9415 del
Why are Bahrain riding here?


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.9416 del
>>9415
Tiberi got triggered by cat on the road


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.9417 del
>>9415
Want to protect their double top 10


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.9418 del
Goddamnit Frigo will get caught and I get NOTHING


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.9419 del
FUCK


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.9420 del
>>9418
welcome to the rochas club


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.9421 del
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>>9417
But DOUBLE is 49th?


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.9422 del
>>9418
I have him in the midpoint fuga. Depends if veloman will have him too.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.9423 del
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can't wait for the inevitable gc action


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.9424 del
del toro will attack


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.9425 del
>>9422
That's like 10 points. Reeee


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.9426 del
Attaque de Pidcock


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.9427 del
ATTAQUE


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.9428 del
Tom BIGcock attack!


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.9429 del
why


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.9430 del
Vino will be upset if UAE rides hard now.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.9431 del
Het wordt een dubbeltje op zijn kant Michel


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.9432 del
>>9429
>declare you ride for GC
>lose time same day
>do a short attack for the camera so you can claim you did something in post race interview


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.9433 del
gotta give it to him, he won it by playing smart
still one ugly looking dude


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.9434 del
happy for Plapp


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.9435 del
Ulisissy


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.9436 del
kelderman with ANOTHER ONE for the statistics


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.9437 del
lmao. fuck off kelderman


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.9438 del
Kelderman total asshole


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.9439 del
>>9436
A moral victory though


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.9440 del
only now i realize the jayco jersey looks like it has suspenders


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.9441 del
>>9439
nothing moral about that dude


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.9442 del
>>9438
making more enemies as usual


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.9443 del
Dumbest mofo of the day award goes to Arieta.
All these UAE zoomers are the same as Pog. All watts no brains.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.9444 del
hello? show the race?


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.9445 del
Slurping so Ulissi takes it


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.9446 del
>>9442
such a dick thing to do


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.9447 del
who's the bardiani madman


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.9448 del
it needs to about fore torty


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.9449 del
could Keldermerckx have raced differently to have won it?


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.9450 del
ATTAQUE AYUSO


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.9451 del
ULISSI does take it. And my FORTUNATO second.
STOP THE COUNT.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.9452 del
>>9449
he did almost all of the work for the stage, dude is just dumb


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.9453 del
That was loud.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.9454 del
>>9449
Well yes. If he raced like Plapp he would have won


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.9455 del
>>9453
yeah that came from deep


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.9456 del
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>Ulissi squeaks


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.9457 del
>>9447
Alessio Martinelli of all places. Whoever that is


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.9458 del
>>9455
15 YEARS OF HURT


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.9459 del
I don't care about the top 20 but F5'ing every second to make PCSbert have a meltdown again


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.9462 del
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>>9457
the man is a ghost


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.9463 del
Kelderman has a cold and still tops 5 at the giro, whats your excuse?


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.9464 del
>Italian in pink
>Astana 1&2 in GC
lolwut


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.9465 del
>>9462
Hmm that seems like a bug again. Please complain on twitter and call him an asshole


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.9466 del
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PCS guy I mean, not Martinelli


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.9467 del
>>9464
UCI letting some things slide so they don't lose the only Italian WT team


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.9468 del
love me Rog interviews


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.9469 del
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Ate 1 McRoyal and I'm done. Hope they taste ok the next day.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.9470 del
the groundwater is too warm now to properly chill me wort
it's over


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.9471 del
somehow the first article sporza puts up after the stage win is a wout van aert one
this is becoming insane


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.9472 del
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>>9464
Problem?


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.9473 del
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I have consulted my crystal ball
AYUSO won't even be the best ranked UAE runner when the Giro is done


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No.9474 del
>>9473
can you tell us what happens or will we have to pay you for that?


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.9475 del
>>9471
“more positive signals and vibes bro”


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.9476 del
>>9473
mcnultybros...we are in for a treat!


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.9478 del
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Results. >>9477


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.9479 del
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Vino's at the wheel teel me how good does it feel


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.9480 del
>>9471
Is it me or is it getting worse? Fuck sake we needed a remco


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.9482 del
>>9478
How the tables have turned. Slow and steady climb to the top starts now.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.9483 del
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>feeling emotions


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.9484 del
>>9483
looks good on him


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.9485 del
>>9481
It's basically the only place he can go anyway


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.9486 del
>>9485
bora
they want him and he can replace the retiring roglic


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.9487 del
>>9486
ineos is more muslim than bora


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.9489 del
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Rode 19 (nineteen) wines today
that's 30 eggs or 50 baconstrips


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.9490 del
>>9489
is that 100 cups of broc?


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.9491 del
>>9490
76 only
not a huge fan either


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.9492 del
>>9491
personally I'm still wondering what exactly is a cup of brocolli, I just slice up the entire thing when I eat it


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.9493 del
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I expected more from my biggest ride.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 16:32 [Preview] No.9494 del
>>9493
my biggest ride this year is 3000


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.9495 del
rare jayco double win


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.9496 del
>>9493
44 eggs is a lot!
>>9492
it just says >raw broccoli (1 cup, diced) and I'm assuming that's a burger unit like feet, hands and such


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 16:39 [Preview] No.9497 del
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>>9494
>3000 eggs


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 16:40 [Preview] No.9498 del
>>9497
someone post the that egg street vendor webm


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 16:46 [Preview] No.9499 del
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Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 17:06 [Preview] No.9500 del
>>9499
how does he get out


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 17:14 [Preview] No.9501 del
>>9483
im faceblind but i thought this was an old picture of Nibbles tbh


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 17:18 [Preview] No.9502 del
>>9500
Doesn't. He probably has some bedding under the counter. Perhaps a bucket too.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 17:18 [Preview] No.9503 del
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>>9493
those are rookie numbers


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.9504 del
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damn, big egg ride
but yes, mine was a long, but "flat" (2700 Hm) ride
>living in the alps
jaja, I know...


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.9505 del
>>9503
ffs, here is my (You)
>>9504


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 17:25 [Preview] No.9506 del
>>9503
eggman


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 17:27 [Preview] No.9507 del
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<Eggs are the new FTP


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.9508 del
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>>9507

>Vegan eggs


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 17:30 [Preview] No.9509 del
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>>9507
what the heck


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 17:32 [Preview] No.9510 del
>>9485
he could also stay at Quickstep but without Don Patje and a big budget for hjælpers then I guess he wont


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 17:36 [Preview] No.9511 del
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I drink 5 raw egg yolks mixed with orange juice every morning.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 17:38 [Preview] No.9512 del
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Giro Stage 9 OFFICIAL /bet/

>Pidcvck 6
>Vacek 10
>Aert 13
>Pedersen 13
>Ayuso Pesquera 15
>Roglic 17
>Toro 17
>Bilbao 19
>Zambanini 26 (!)
>Ciccone 29
>Bernal Gomez 29
>Zana 41
>Formolo 41
>Cattaneo 41
>Vendrame 41
>Hermans 41
>Turner 41
...
>Ulissi 51
>Carapaz Montenegro 67
>Bardet 67
>Vine 101


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 17:41 [Preview] No.9513 del
>>9510
He obviously needs a firm hand to keep him in check.
So maybe Lidl could work for him , that team seems like they are very well ran . They also need a GC guy who isn't Tao .


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 17:41 [Preview] No.9514 del
>>9512
This may be the day Vinester dies.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 17:44 [Preview] No.9515 del
>>9512
pidcock? Going for a stage win?


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 17:46 [Preview] No.9516 del
>>9512
eganito wins gc tomorrow


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 17:56 [Preview] No.9517 del
>>9514
dude should be in gruppetto


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 18:24 [Preview] No.9518 del
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>>9515
>Gravel stage with puncheur finish
Seems tailor-made for him


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 18:35 [Preview] No.9519 del
>>9512
that thermonuclear Pidcucktini attack today convinced the bookies I see


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 18:39 [Preview] No.9520 del
Seixas dropping baby giro to go to Dauphinée.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 18:41 [Preview] No.9521 del
>>9518
yes but he's GCcock now he can't burn matches


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 18:42 [Preview] No.9522 del
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>>9520
I need an elite French runner in my life. It is INSANE that the country hasn't won a Tour in 40 years or even a WT GC in almost 20 years.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 18:43 [Preview] No.9523 del
>>9521
Please pay attention, literally yesterday when all the pre-stage hype was "PIDCOCK IS GOING FOR GC!!", his interview before the stage was like, "No, I'm still stage hunting"


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 18:46 [Preview] No.9524 del
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>>9523
>Please pay attention
no need I have good souls like you paying attention for me


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 18:50 [Preview] No.9525 del
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the Cavendish bus stop was already covered by rusbert. so what else does Hungary have to offer?
this boy is now owned by Lidl
also kek at what's left of Red Bull Bora Boys


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the girl caught one of the Lidl aero bottles. I'm jealous. she can sell it for 20000 forint on the internet now.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 18:59 [Preview] No.9527 del
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new Colnago model released


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 18:59 [Preview] No.9528 del
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the net was filled with Astana bidons later


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 19:04 [Preview] No.9529 del
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>>9512
I'm feeling a bernie win


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 19:04 [Preview] No.9530 del
>>9520
meanwhile widar still hides like a coward in the smoke (u23)


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.9531 del
>>9523
why does his coach spout so much bullshit
but if he's going for stages why waste so much energy trying to stay close in GC


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 19:08 [Preview] No.9532 del
>>9531
he probably wants both


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 19:14 [Preview] No.9533 del
Danish girl ate too many eggs


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 19:24 [Preview] No.9534 del
going to hawai'i for a couple weeks, don't spoil anything


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 19:29 [Preview] No.9535 del
>>9534
are you gonna mauna kea max?


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 19:32 [Preview] No.9536 del
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>>9534
Nice.
Have fun Bert. Remember to do some cycling.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 19:50 [Preview] No.9537 del
>>9531
I could make millions doing PR training >just fucking shutup
And it would be worth it


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 19:55 [Preview] No.9538 del
is the Astana resurgence the best written arc the UCI has given us?


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.9539 del
>>9538
I enjoyed the full dopage Decathlon.
From battling Arkea to being kings of the spring. Quite an adventure.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 20:09 [Preview] No.9540 del
>>9538
sure beats the <2024 tdf every normal sprinter sucks so cav wins and girmay takes green bullshit they forced upon us


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 20:12 [Preview] No.9541 del
>>9540
that cavendish sprint was such bullshit


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 20:14 [Preview] No.9542 del
>>9541
They even punished Bauhaus because he wasn't keeping up with the script.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.9543 del
>>9540
>cav wins and girmay takes green
this is probably the only time I have watched cycling and suspected it of being rigged


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 20:16 [Preview] No.9545 del
>>9541
he's complete dogshit out of shape every stage before and after that but flies past everyone this one special stage for seemingly no reason


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 20:20 [Preview] No.9546 del
>>9545
pretty sure he headbutts some dude out of the way too


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 20:20 [Preview] No.9547 del
based plapp


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 20:45 [Preview] No.9549 del
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finnbert did tiktok just recommend me a video of you?


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 20:46 [Preview] No.9550 del
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>>9548
>catching the digital magpies in action
I feel like we're watching the slow descent of PCS Man into schizophrenia


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 21:18 [Preview] No.9551 del
Did we (brtek) make a 2025 bingo? Hows it going so far?


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 21:31 [Preview] No.9552 del
>>9551
no bingo


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 21:36 [Preview] No.9553 del
>>9548
OK but so what


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 21:39 [Preview] No.9554 del
>>9548
this explains why the velogames results of kurwabert are off. veloman caught you in the act and called you a digital magpie.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.9555 del
>>9554
Yes, I could tell veloman is producing some fuckery, especially with delayed updates.
This is all jokes on you, I was just pretending to be retarded haha!
>my scoring still sucks a bit, but he is not hjaelping


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 21:45 [Preview] No.9556 del
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>


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.9557 del
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>>9556
Not bald enough for true z2.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 22:02 [Preview] No.9558 del
>>9557
on your death bed? 20 hours of bicycling in the second zone should mend the fence


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 22:58 [Preview] No.9559 del
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Rewatched THE TAKING OF PELHAM ONE TWO THREE (1974). Still pretty damn good. And it could happen. If some asshole shows up at my window and says to open the door or he'll shoot, I am opening that fucking door.


Bert 05/17/2025 (Sat) 23:24 [Preview] No.9560 del
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Meanwhile I'm back in my sci-fi phase.
Haven't watched Babylon 5 in about a decade so it feels fresh..


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 01:05 [Preview] No.9561 del
15 œuf ride today, it was very windy
one of me mates done 260km mostly gr*vel, wonder how many eggs they scored


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 04:03 [Preview] No.9562 del
Felt like shit yesterday but had a decent night sleep. Wondering if I should go biking or not


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 05:45 [Preview] No.9563 del
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Tour do'ccitanie route. Might catch them in gignac at stage 2. Tourmalet-luiz ardiden sounds like fun


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 05:45 [Preview] No.9564 del
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>>9563


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.9565 del
grable day


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.9566 del
Yeah, McDowell's is not pizza, not very good the next day.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.9567 del
>>9566
reminds me of those videos where they keep a big mac for 20 years and it still looks fine


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.9568 del
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Every grand tour should have AT LEAST one full blown gravel stage.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 08:13 [Preview] No.9569 del
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>>9568
not on our watch


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.9570 del
>>9569
Please don't slander the 2025 world champion.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.9571 del
>>9568
This.
And a 50km flat TT to filter out the TTlets.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.9572 del
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his wife will be happy


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.9573 del
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>don't manage to true wheel myself
>local bike shop has a waiting list of 2 months for repairs because summer season started
>all other bike shops nearby refuse to repair bikes and parts that weren't bought there
It's over.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.9574 del
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>>9573
I know a guy.....


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.9575 del
>>9572
Lisettes horse will feast


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.9576 del
>>9573
sometimes it's just easier to buy another bike


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.9577 del
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>>9576
I'm actually thinking about just ordering a new wheelset.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.9578 del
>>9577
yes yes good, consume


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.9579 del
How many GC punctures today? And chutes?


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 09:08 [Preview] No.9580 del
>>9579
all I know is max poole will get collected again
arensman loses 3 minutes because of fear


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.9581 del
Fascinating how quickly gum pain comes and go, started yesterday morning, was hurting all evening (a good excuse for no ride though) and this morning it's almost gone.
Take care of you're teeth berts, 9 of 10 berts recommend that


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.9582 del
>>9573
Bring it to the shop bert, I have the tool, I even have the tension meter and plenty of experience in this matter.
And you will get used to riding an elipsoid afterwards.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.9583 del
>>9579
Let's hope for an honest outcome in an dishonest stage


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.9584 del
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>>9573
You can only ever really trve a wheel if you are swiss and bald.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.9585 del
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>Der Angriff Steiner ist erfolgt!


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 09:51 [Preview] No.9586 del
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A BIG article on biggest czech Zeitung, about bike vendors struggling to sell all their inventory.
Apparently they though the boom from c*vid years was gonna continue, everybody would be buying new bike every year and now they are full surprised pikachu that nobody is buying.
Comments are ripping them, saying Decathlon is much cheaper and even buying and shipping bikes from exotic countries like Italy or Spain is much cheaper.

>Sellers expected the buying frenzy to continue for some time. After the pandemic, however, the market was expecting a steep decline in 2023. Demand returned to the pre-Covid period, which sellers were not prepared for. This left a large number of bicycles in stock, but there was no demand for them. Or worse. “After the pandemic subsided, ordered and delayed supplies from previous years arrived, which led to overstocked warehouses,”

https://www.idnes.cz/ekonomika/domaci/jizdni-kola-slevy-ceny.A250514_151048_ekonomika_ven


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.9587 del
>>9586
I've been hearing this stuff for years, ridley was almost bankrupt because of the boom


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.9588 del
>>9586
truth be told you gotta be utterly retarded to be a vendor of any kind and not recognize the pork cycle when its happening


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.9589 del
>>9588
there were also dozens of shops and shit that popped up that are all bankrupt now
I even know someone who fell for it


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.9590 del
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Today is the day.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.9591 del
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Did you honor the gravel gods today?


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.9592 del
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astana bros this farm session didn't work out


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.9593 del
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thanks for the paycheck BOSS


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.9594 del
>>9593
Ridiculous haircut for an adult male


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.9595 del
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>>9589
>gee bicycles sure are trending right now and everyone's making bank
>surely this will go on forever
>LOAN TIME


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.9596 del
>>9594
t. baldoper


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.9597 del
>>9595
what makes it worse that like >>9573
says the shops that do exist hold your bike hostage for weeks for simple things yet all these other businesses fail


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.9598 del
>>9591
based. sadly not, its 10C and heavy rain here atm


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.9599 del
>>9597
>go to a bikeshop with some canyon bike
>owner start lecturing me about canyon that it's bad to not buy your bike at local shop for twice the price
>Autistically take my bike back and do everything myself
Haven't been to a bikeshop since, it was 7 years ago


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.9600 del
>>9599
I still go sometimes for stuff beyond me, last time was another shimano shifter malfunction hoping they could fix it so I didn't have to buy a new shifter (I did)


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.9601 del
>>9597
>>9599
I didn't even know there are bike shops that only work on bikes you bought there, didn't know they could be choosy like that. I guess thats bike leasing and hordes of ebike boomers
anyhow I've only ever been in a bike shop once in my life and that was a couple years ago when I wanted a new chain, they sold a m7100 chain for like 48€ when it costs like 24 or less online kek fuck that. I looked around some and they overcharge on everything, basic bitch tubes for 9€ and shit. Lord knows what they charge for fixing your bike


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.9602 del
insane bangs on the Danish presenter lady holy shit


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.9603 del
>demiwinslol


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.9604 del
>>9602
Can't say this without a pic


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.9605 del
Wout bros, we used to do well when Strade was easier, surely today is right up his alley.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.9606 del
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>>9602
>>9604
Yeah didn't know who she was - found her. No quarrels with her otherwise, seems fine in her role, but that hair is distracting. I think it's grown heavier since this photo was taken.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.9607 del
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>>9606
is she fat?


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.9608 del
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We live in Italy btw


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.9609 del
FUCK W*UT


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.9610 del
I take my Giant to local Trek store for stuff I don't want to do, they work on anything and do good work.

Attention payers may remember the tranny mechanic who worked on my bike freshly postop from his forehead reduction with giant scar across his head and sutures covered in dried blood.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.9611 del
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A Mexican Navy training tall ship crashed into Brooklyn Bridge.

At least we build our bridges better than Baltimore. Also this should not affect today's very prestigious GRAN PREMIO NYC


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.9612 del
>>9605
I don't think he can even get up the street in sienna anymore


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.9613 del
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lol


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.9614 del
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They can't give them 5 minutes


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.9615 del
>>9614
Looks like Q36 is controlling


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.9616 del
>>9613
2020 W*ut may be one of the most doped riders of all time. Before that he was just as shit as he is now


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.9617 del
>>9616
we need to go back


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.9618 del
>>9617
No we don't


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.9619 del
>>9615
muh shitcock stage


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.9620 del
Lukáš LAMPERTI peaked in 2024


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.9621 del
>>9620
he rides a weird schedule, always with better sprinters
and then the other races he stands no chance himself


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.9622 del
>>9616
Funny how the gap with grug suddently dissapeared before slowly going back to the its 2019 level. Thankfully wout messed up his sprint in 2020 RVV and will never win that race


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.9623 del
lol this break won't even make the climb at this point


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.9624 del
>>9623
They'll make it to the intermediate sprint but that's it


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.9625 del
kirby talking about eating boiled eggs
does a sunday get any better


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.9626 del
>>9625
I will eat baked beans again soon for massive watts


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.9627 del
>>9626
why did my flag change


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.9628 del
>>9627
bean eater flag


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.9629 del
>>9626
This nigga eating beans!


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:02 [Preview] No.9630 del
Okay thank you Jens Voigt, now fuck off


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.9632 del
Groves???


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.9633 del
Earlier I had eggs with bacon and beans in tomato sauce. With a salad on the side.
I have some leftover chocolate cake I baked yday for later.
Life is good


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.9634 del
>>9632
it was an accident apparently


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.9635 del
it's a nice rouleur breakaway but pidders really wants that top 5


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.9636 del
Drinking some nice white tea cake. Life is good


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.9637 del
>>9636
>Drinking cake
What did he mean by this


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.9638 del
I wonder if they make special burgers just for Lamperti


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.9640 del
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I have decided I am going to Italy. I am free until June 2 so what am I still doing in this rainy shithole. Installing KINGDOM COME: DELIVERANCE on my STEAM DECK so I can keep playing there.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.9641 del
>>9637
>put cake in mixer
>???
>slurp


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.9642 del
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>>9641
There's a place in Chicago that does this, 1500 calories


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.9643 del
CHUTE FRETIN

FUCK


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.9644 del
>>9639
utter woke nonsense


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.9645 del
>>9643
Already BACK


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.9646 del
>>9643
Nothingburger.
He's already back.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.9647 del
>>9644
Taste good, what can I say?


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.9648 del
>>9645
>>9646
I don't give a shit about breakaway points, I need his body in tip top shape to farm MODERATE sprint points for me at LOW LOW PRICES


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.9649 del
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>>9642
perfect fuel for a big ride


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.9650 del
>>9648
He now has an excuse for some very nice TUEs Bert. This is PERFECT


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.9651 del
>>9639
Seems expensive for tea but I'm sure it's good. That being said, a glass of tonight's /WTW/ probably costs that much


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.9652 del
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Hmm this site doesn't load when I use all my wifi energy for downloading. That game is BIG. Have to use my mobile data, no more Spanish flag


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.9653 del
>>9651
10$ per 100g is pretty cheap actually


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.9654 del
>>9652
>Having mobile data limits
Grim


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.9655 del
HORSE CATEGORY


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.9656 del
>>9654
Yes well I am never getting close to spending 10 GB. And it only costs like 7,50


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.9657 del
>the devil whispers thoughts to him
so, what is Mads now up to?


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.9658 del
>>9656
I dont even get close to spending 1gb. Thats why i pay only 8€ for my sub and share the data with my wife.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.9659 del
>>9658
Mine was also only 1 but then they upgraded it to 2 and then to 10. For the same price. So sure why not


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.9660 del
>Douglas Ryder
>is actually just a general manager


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.9661 del
>Thomas Champion
>Doesn't win anything


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.9662 del
W*ut can't even squeak English anymore?


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.9663 del
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>Van Baarle what stage are you looking forward to
<Rome


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.9664 del
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+2:18 with 15km to go?


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.9665 del
>>9664
ICH BALALALA


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.9666 del
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chute in Köln
also oops sorry about the ESC pic lol


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.9667 del
>>9664
> would


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.9668 del
I don't know about German time keeping, but it's all over the place


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.9669 del
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benisberg :DDD


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.9670 del
brennan burning matches


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rampa at the giro


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.9672 del
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Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.9673 del
Vinster spotted. Probably last time of the giro


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.9674 del
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you see a bunny hop, I see a Lidl aero bidon


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.9675 del
>>9673
He will probably still be visible when getting into the ambulance


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.9676 del
Pasqualon looks darker than Girmay


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.9677 del
>>9675
Not if adam has his say


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Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.9679 del
>>9677
Why do you not have a flag


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.9680 del
PIDCVCK will do NOTHING


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.9681 del
>>9679
He lost his (blood) passport.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.9682 del
>>9679
Hiding from WADA


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.9683 del
>>9680
Please pay attention.
His DS was squeaking about Pidkek being tired.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.9684 del
You now remember DE LIE


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.9685 del
>>9684
he's not in Spitze, but troon aerts is. wtf is wrong with Stier?


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.9686 del
>>9685
Got fat after his big cotnract. Many such cases


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.9687 del
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suffering in Tuscany


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.9688 del
Easy for Dehairs


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.9689 del
>>9685
Lazy, fat. So basically one of the Berts now instead of a pro


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.9690 del
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Baldbros we got this


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.9691 del
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brennan too strong


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.9692 del
Brennan wins


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.9693 del
Brennangod


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.9694 del
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more suffering in Tuscany


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.9695 del
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>>9691
this guy has really saved Visma's season so far


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.9696 del
Hey this looks like Strade Bianche


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.9697 del
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mads has to slave for the team now


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.9698 del
>>9696
Way too green


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.9699 del
Man that stage in 2010 was KINO


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.9700 del
>>9699
Nowadays this would be cancelled by Jonas Vingegaard btw


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.9701 del
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top 10 Köln


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.9702 del
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Kölner Dom. truly a miracle that it survived world war II


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.9703 del
>>9702
But will it survive all the scarfs though?


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.9704 del
>>9685
his moral victory conidtion was being in the first group mission failed


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.9705 del
>>9702
Good dman this is depressing


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.9706 del
really bittner for DSM that they couldn't score more UCI points in a race without Astana


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.9707 del
Even Pepe ALBRECHT and Bjoern KOERDT were in the group. But no De Lie


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.9708 del
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omg is that le heckin gravel?


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.9709 del
Smooth as fuck for gravel this.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.9710 del
OMPOOP sisters in the dust


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.9711 del
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wout doing some work


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.9712 del
>>9688
Dehairs was also not even in the group


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.9713 del
Ulissi going to lose 25 minutes


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.9714 del
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frentin with problems


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.9715 del
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mads


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.9716 del
I can't see shit captain.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.9717 del
Can't see SHIT captain


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.9718 del
>>9712
he's supposed to be shit though
they claim he's a fast sprinter but who cares if he never makes it to the line in the front group


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.9719 del
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peloton torn to pieces


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.9720 del
tiz buffering like crazy for anyone else?


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.9721 del
>>9262
>>9720
this is much better than tiz albeit has eurosport ads


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.9722 del
>>9720
cycling.today is a little better for me right now you can try there


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.9723 del
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alpecin is truly a gr*vel team


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.9724 del
daneesque wind


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.9725 del
reallo leg booster in the final - sean kelly


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.9726 del
>>9721
thanks, I'll take that over the constant stuttering they've had since moving to kick


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.9727 del
>>9712
Yeah that was sente


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.9728 del
https://freeshot.live/live-tv/eurosport-1-fr/259
French eurosport for those that fancy those thigns


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.9729 del
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>cryptomeme for cyclist
Lmao who comes up with that shit


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.9730 del
>there were sectors where you close your eyes you would see nothing
thanks jens


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.9731 del
Mads has been pulling for a long time


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.9732 del
>>9730
>we used to have wiggo now we get this shit.
Suffering


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.9733 del
So all the big guys are still there?


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.9734 del
>>9733
poole got caught out


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.9735 del
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chute comicale storer


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.9736 del
STORER DOWN


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.9737 del
>Storer


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.9738 del
CHUTE STORER


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.9739 del
STORER FIRST VICTIM


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.9740 del
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fads laché


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.9741 del
FUCK


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.9742 del
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I still don't know what to think about Ineos


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.9743 del
>>9742
bernie is not a slurper and gets the best out of them


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.9744 del
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My secret pick Stork


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.9745 del
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big dick Molano wins in Hung ary


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.9746 del
CHUTE


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.9747 del
Roglic dead


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.9748 del
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pidkek down


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.9749 del
CHUTE ROGLIC


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.9750 del
I'm already writing up a long angry letter to RCS about not putting dangerous gravel stages in grand tours.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.9751 del
gravel specialist shitcock


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.9752 del
(473.66 KB 1920x1080 mpv-shot0777.jpg)


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.9753 del
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attaque del stier


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.9754 del
Of course first down was a Ineos


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.9755 del
Hamilton took him out. That's a Vermeersch tactic


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.9756 del
Achooso lachee


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.9757 del
Del Toro wins the Giro here


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.9758 del
Del toro pas normal


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.9759 del
betrayal kino
rog chute
everything to normal


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.9760 del
Del Toro vs Bernal for the Giro

Pure sovl


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.9761 del
Call W*ut back to pull for the sheikh


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.9762 del
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Rogla DNS after the rest day to focus on Tour de France instead


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.9763 del
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>>9745
I knew about Gaviria, but Molano too? I need a source.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.9764 del
Del toro betrayal. I love UAE


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.9765 del
>+01:02


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.9766 del
PINCHAZO ROGLIC. IT IS DEFINITELY OVER FOR GOOD


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.9767 del
It's over for Rog.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.9768 del
TOTAL
ROGLIC
DEATH


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.9769 del
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Disaster


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.9770 del
wout will win this


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.9771 del
Wout might actually win this one if del toro has to wait


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.9772 del
ArensGOD bros, how are we feeling?


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.9773 del
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CUT MY LUNGS INTO PIECES


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.9774 del
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someone call the UCI


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.9775 del
2out doubters in the mud, everything was part of the olan for today


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.9776 del
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wout not laché for once


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.9777 del
>>9772
of all the stages you'd expect him to be good at...


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.9778 del
>>9777
Ex MTBer Bert


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.9779 del
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>>9775
watch him finish 2nd


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.9780 del
>>9779
most of these guys can drop him in sienna


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.9781 del
>>9779
He is not beating Groves


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.9782 del
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ir roglic catches gruppo MWW then it's not that bad


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.9783 del
Will Achooso rage quit the Giro if no one drops Del Toro for him and he isn't allowed to attack?


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.9784 del
this season just keeps on getting worse for Bora boys


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.9785 del
>>9782
it would be handy if we knew where Ayuso is


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.9786 del
>Gr. PIDCVCK-ROGLIC


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.9787 del
Wout almost getting lachee'd already


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.9788 del
Del Toro is absolutely NOT NORMAL


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.9789 del
great stage, sucks for rogman but I love this stuff


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.9790 del
Derek GEE the most trusted gregario


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.9791 del
>>9788
chemicals innit


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.9792 del
Arensgod PINCHAZO


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.9793 del
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I have no idea what's happening


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.9794 del
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hmm


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.9795 del
>>9782
Godlic and Pidcvck coming back


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.9796 del
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>>9794


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.9797 del
not exactly stage hunting that pidcock


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.9798 del
Oooohoh.
Del Toro on the radio. Hope they are calling him back. Maximum drama if he says no.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.9799 del
So Ahmed Yates is just going to chill at the back


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.9800 del
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imagine Wout actually wins


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.9801 del
>>9798
that would be retarded


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.9802 del
>>9800
It would be another 2020 giro.
Half of Berts on suicide watch.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.9803 del
I called the Egan B. win should I occur btw


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.9804 del
>>9801
Not really, del toro/ mcnulty could probably catch that group


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.9805 del
>>9804
he doesn't have to take turns but just keep him there, bernal loses like a minute or more on the TT


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.9806 del
If Vatsek comes back and beats W*ut I will be sooo happy


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.9807 del
that was close


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.9808 del
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How is this dude so strong?


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.9809 del
Finestre will be fucking kino, I hope Bernal isn't too behind by then.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.9810 del
Vatchek is also NOT NORMAL


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.9811 del
>>9805
Could put some time on rogla too.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.9812 del
VACEK paranormal


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.9813 del
>>9811
maybe they should just get ahmed yeish to ride a bit that lazy fuck


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.9814 del
>>9812
>>9810
So they really don't care about ciconne GC.
>>9813
I don't understand why the big guns aren't pulling.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.9815 del
>>9814
of course not he has never gotten a top 10 in a grand tour


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.9816 del
>>9814
That was probably obvious ever since Cicco pulled in stage 1/3


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.9817 del
>>9814
he said he's not interested himself, just the mountains jersey and a stage win or two


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.9818 del
>>9814
Matches, Bert. It's all about matches.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.9819 del
Del Toro should drop all these shitters on the next climb


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.9820 del
>>9819
He's getting a free ride


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.9821 del
Vacek dopage.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.9822 del
Vacek absolutely THERMONUCLÉAIRE


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.9823 del
Lol W*ut has only sucked wheels all day. How impressive


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.9824 del
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>AIslop ads
Lmao


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.9825 del
Jesus, McNulty looking very Vine-like


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.9826 del
mcnuggets is absolutely DESTROYED


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.9827 del
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Crist McNulty.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.9828 del
>almost a minute
betrayal CHADS feasting


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.9829 del
ATTAQUE DEL DEL TORO


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.9830 del
why the fuck is UAE (achooso / yatesi) not pulling like crazy, they could put some time into rogla?


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.9831 del
Can't even drop Wout..


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.9832 del
DEL TORO DOPAGE


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.9833 del
OH NO NO NO NO NO Achooso sissies


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.9834 del
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aua


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.9835 del
>>9833
imagine the frustration


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.9836 del
Del Torro kwabbed he can’t ride for Bernal


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.9837 del
>>9836
Should have just dropped wout


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.9838 del
Everybody slurping in every group now


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.9839 del
>>9837
Bernal could still gap him


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.9840 del
>>9837
Should have worked with Wout. Tell him he can have the stage win if they share pulls evenly.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.9841 del
>Lidl chasing VACEK


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.9842 del
>>9840
and then take the stage anyway


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.9843 del
>>9841
Betrayal kino on all fronts


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.9844 del
so wout gonna finish 2nd today?


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.9845 del
>>9844
3rd


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.9846 del
colle pinchazo


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.9847 del
>van Aert Wout (Team Visma | Lease a Bike) is struggling to hold on


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.9848 del
>>9844
Of course
It's kinda sad that it's predictable


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.9849 del
Bertacek spotted


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.9850 del
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CALL WADA


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.9851 del
MEXICOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.9852 del
W*ut will wheelsuck all the way now


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.9853 del
Betrayal kino? Van shart alive? What is this.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.9854 del
Achooso 1:05 behind


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.9855 del
wout riding like a retard


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.9856 del
>>9852
>not even trying to take the red bull seconds for his team cap


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.9857 del
Kek wout almost wheelsucked his way to a crash


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.9858 del
I actually don't mind wout winning, but it means I have to avoid belgian media for a few days


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.9859 del
Great tactics here by Team LIDL TREK


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.9860 del
stage 9 of Giro d'Italia is by many considered the unofficial 6th monument


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.9861 del
interesting to see what rog will do from a real losing position


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.9862 del
>>9858
would rather have him win than see 500 moral victory articles


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.9863 del
W*ut offering him money for the stage win


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.9864 del
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DEL TORO not even breathing


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.9865 del
Are the UAE dopeurs riding the V5 currently or still the V4?


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.9866 del
>>9861
Don't kid yourself.
He will do nothing until the last few stages.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.9867 del
>>9861
>DNF/DNS


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.9868 del
Moral victory if Wout pulls for Del Toro's betrayal.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.9869 del
wout looks like he's in zone 5 while del T looks like he's upper zone 2


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.9870 del
>>9861
if he gets to choose I think he'd abandon
if Red Bull want more for his salary and force him to stay I imagine he'd wheelsuck and try to go for one big attack some day in week 3


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.9871 del
Could Ahmed Yates not have done this an hour earlier


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.9872 del
please drop him stier


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.9873 del
>>9865
Looks like the V5


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.9874 del
>>9871
Matches savings.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.9875 del
>>9871
he still has notions of being co leader despite being shit


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.9876 del
>>9871
actually fake pulling to fuck ayuso even more


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.9877 del
>>9871
This is actually even better. Bernal will get caught and del toro gains a minute


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.9878 del
>>9871
Saving his matches for his week 3 betrayal


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.9879 del
>>9878
Yeis' betrayal will be making a backwards attack when they need him the most


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.9880 del
>>9879
Good enough


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.9881 del
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>>9865
One flag per thread.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.9882 del
bernal has burnt all the matches


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.9883 del
w*ut WILL crash del toro by touching his back wheel


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.9884 del
bernal backwards pedaling


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.9885 del
Wout begging for the stage


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.9886 del
>bernal all smiles
fighter


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.9887 del
w*ut is threatening the mexican dopeur


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.9888 del
Wout keeps begging but Del Toro doesn't give a FUCK


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.9889 del
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Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.9890 del
>>9886
Pure sovl, if only he didn't crash so much


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.9891 del
>>9887
>let me have the stage win or I crash us both
it's dangerous to mess with a man that has nothing left to lose


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.9892 del
>open air stadium
you already said that too times


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.9893 del
>i will pull if you let me win
>no
based isaac


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.9894 del
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>roglic just not go down


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.9895 del
>del toro going full gaz
WOUT bros, do we dare believe?


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.9896 del
>wout van wheelsuck


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.9897 del
>>9893
Wout must've suggested it 3 times by now and el mexicano just does not give a FUCK


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.9898 del
>>9895
there is enough dope in this lad to pull and still win the sprint


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.9899 del
Surely Wout, after wheelsucking and having all the time in the world to feed himself, will be able to win.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.9900 del
Let's go!


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.9901 del
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Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.9902 del
WOUT WOUT WOUT


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.9903 del
lame


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.9904 del
Absolute scenes.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.9905 del
Booooooo


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.9906 del
He actually did it


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.9907 del
BASED CARARAT

AYUSO PARCHEGGIO


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.9908 del
Wheelsucking all day, nice Gerrans victory there


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.9909 del
WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.9910 del
CARAPAZ paranormal
AYUSO exploded


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.9911 del
>>9910
DNS 100%


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.9912 del
Both UAE and TREK conned themselves for a stage win instead of smothering Roglic's GC


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Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.9914 del
>never ever doubt wout
about that...


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.9915 del
>>9770
>>9771
we knew


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.9916 del
WOUT
>WOUT
<WOUT
WOUT
>WOUT
<WOUT
WOUT
>WOUT
<WOUT
WOUT
>WOUT
<WOUT


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.9917 del
Del toro actually moral victor here


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.9918 del
ROGLIC some 75 seconds behind


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.9919 del
eddy planckaert dark horse for the gc Wwin


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.9920 del
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george not impressed about that wheelsucking


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.9921 del
>kid doesn't give a FUCK even if he finally wins something


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.9922 del
Wout came really close to chuting on his own


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.9923 del
ROGLIC in Gruppo VENDRAME-CARUSO +02:22


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.9924 del
his son is actually retarded


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.9925 del
>>9922
that would've been too much, I don't think I could've handled him going into the barriers


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.9926 del
>>9893
Should've taken the deal lol


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.9927 del
>>9925
Could've been a retirement on the spot


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.9928 del
time to refresh PCS 50 times


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.9929 del
MC NUGGETS went through the literal meat grinder and still comes ahead of roglic in GC


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.9930 del
so why didn't they let fraud ride strade again?
does it not fit in the master plan?


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.9931 del
>>9930
He would have lost 3 minute to pogi


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.9932 del
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>Isaac DOS TORO
woutesk


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.9933 del
>>9930
I remember him missing MSR for altitude camp so that probably includes strade as well


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.9934 del
>>9932
3 of them behind teammates and thus don't really count


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.9935 del
>>9933
just bring him back to the standard training block already
altitude camp before strade then all the way to roubaix


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.9936 del
>>9930
Even ignoring Pogi, Strade these days is too hard for him. Too much climbing.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.9937 del
>>9935
Him skipping MSR is especially retarded. He only needs to be at Ganna level and he'll automatically have the best shot he'll have the entire season at winning a monument.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.9938 del
Twas a really good stage. Love the Mexican bull, proper racer


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.9939 del
I HATE W*UT DOT COM who obviously picked W*ut is going to win this stage by a lot.
Suissebert on the rise AGAIN.
Me, Brtek, Bertele.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.9940 del
Me, Brtek, Bertele, not so much.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:50 [Preview] No.9941 del
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>>9939
sometimes you lose
sometimes everyone else wins


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.9942 del
>>9938
Easily the best stage so far.
Then again not exactly a high bar.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.9943 del
>>9938
proper young and without worry type rider always fun


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.9944 del
>>9942
Only good stage we're getting until maybe stage 16


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.9945 del
so how is primoz supposed to find 2 minutes? He can't cover attacks from stier, achooso, yatesi and mc null tea


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:57 [Preview] No.9946 del
>>9945
He needs to pull a jonas TdF tier TT


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 15:59 [Preview] No.9947 del
>>9945
He might get lucky if UAE falls apart from inside and just betray eachother.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:00 [Preview] No.9948 del
>>9945
this is a proper setback he can only hope that half of them chute out, stier cracks one mountain stage and ayuso idk gotta drop him hard somehow


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:12 [Preview] No.9949 del
>>9945
He has to focus exclusively on Ayuso. The other are going to crack at some point


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:12 [Preview] No.9950 del
Love seeing my boy Carapaz at the pointy end of a GT again


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:13 [Preview] No.9951 del
>>9945
He needs to have that really good day he has every GT in a big stage. Yates and especially McNulty are fodder, they'll randomly lose 6 minutes at any time. Del Toro is a bit of an unknown, but he hasn't shown anything yet that shows that he can keep up with the main GC for an entire week of high mountains. In one week races he has shown some weakness more than once (though tbf he was never riding as a leader at any of those times). Achooso is the true threat.

If Roglic has the legs, he'll do his thing and fight till the end. If anything, he is no bitch. And more than anyone else, he knows that nothing is over until the final stage (well, stage 20).


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:13 [Preview] No.9952 del
>>9949
Wtf is my flag lmao


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:14 [Preview] No.9953 del
will they ride for del toro now? 1 minute is a nice buffer if he doesn't completely blow up


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:14 [Preview] No.9955 del
>>9949
This. McNuggets and Yates should be non-factors regarding the overall win, but they will obviously make it hard to attack from afar and such. Del Toro is the big unknown though. We could be in for a really exciting race. Too bad about the all-time shitty route.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:14 [Preview] No.9956 del
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Results. >>9954


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:17 [Preview] No.9957 del
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Kek


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:18 [Preview] No.9958 del
>>9953
He isn’t really a proven rider now is he seems like massive risk


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:18 [Preview] No.9959 del
>>9956
my GT teams are always garbage its unreal


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:18 [Preview] No.9960 del
>>9956
>-3
oh well it was fun while it lasted now my boys are all dead


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:19 [Preview] No.9961 del
>>9953
No way. The team is pretty strong so they probably don't need him to pull but still, Achooom is the leader


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.9962 del
>>9961
ayuso looked like shit at the end


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.9963 del
>>9962
Ayuso will attack Del Toro to make sure he is the leader


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.9964 del
>>9963
another kuss situation, but who will be the landa that will save del toro?


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.9965 del
>>9962
Everything will be clearer after the TT


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.9966 del
>>9964
No samen winnen on this team. Ayuso was already mad that he was second to Pogi he wont think twice to attack Del Toro.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.9967 del
>>9964
Del Torro won’t be in GC in week three won’t be able to follow


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.9968 del
Del Toro is a baby, Ayuso is weak, Carapaz wins


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.9969 del
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Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.9970 del
>>9967
could see him hold it for a while, have you seen how lame week 2 is?
he'll lose it in the high mountains but the first real test isn't till stage 16
after that it's stage 19


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:31 [Preview] No.9971 del
>>9970
Yeah I can see UAE giving it way again as soon as stage 11

they can give ulissi 5 minutes again why not


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.9972 del
in other news, groenewegen absolutely filter by a 400 meter long speed bump
why even bring him to the tdf


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.9973 del
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Final GC

>ROGLIC
>CARAPAZ
>DEL TORO

Ayuso will betray and karma will chase him down


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:33 [Preview] No.9974 del
>>9973
>Ayuso will betray and karma will chase him down
It already started. Apparently he needs to get his knee stitched up after today


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:35 [Preview] No.9975 del
>>9972
in other other news, De Lie filtered by ronde van keulen, why even bring him to the tdf


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:37 [Preview] No.9976 del
>>9973
>Fraudlic

Lmao, simply no, simply no.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:39 [Preview] No.9978 del
>>9977
when did he crash? he wasn't in the rog crash i think


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:40 [Preview] No.9979 del
>>9978
I think he was. He just got up immediately.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.9980 del
>>9976
in less than too weeks you WILL be apologizing


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No.9981 del
>>9977
he's gone I reckon
del toro may be headed for his first grand tour victory


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:43 [Preview] No.9982 del
>>9977
this is how Tiberi wins


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:44 [Preview] No.9983 del
carapaz wins his second giro


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.9984 del
>>9983
This but bernal


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.9985 del
Apparently Del Toro claims he thought Bernal was Ayuso because of the white NC jersey.
Already had a good excuse ready before finishing the stage. Many betrayals ahead in this runner's future.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 17:11 [Preview] No.9986 del
>>9985
Kek what?
Literally dog ate my homework tier excuse.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.9987 del
>>9986
I mean it's not 100% impossible in the poor visibility and chaos right after the crash but it sounds like bullshit.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.9988 del
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>>9985
that is ridiculous what was he thinking? Make up a better excuse or make up no excuse at all, this even implies he knowingly dropped his team leader in bernal form. This makes it even worse


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 17:16 [Preview] No.9989 del
>>9988
Not for the entire stage just long enough to follow the front group and leave his captain behind ;-)


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 17:20 [Preview] No.9990 del
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>>9985
>¿eres tú ayuso?
<si si


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 17:20 [Preview] No.9991 del
>>9987
and all the final bidons and Mexican IQ...


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 17:25 [Preview] No.9992 del
>>9989
>>9990
>INEOS all over the jersey
>only 1/3 white
Ayuso, it must be him


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.9993 del
>>9992
bernal whispered vamos cabron and the bull was awakened


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 17:31 [Preview] No.9994 del
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I really need to start decanting some of these bottles during the race. This wine is not going to be ready for HOURS.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.9995 del
>>9994
reminds me that I put a beer in the fridge for after my ride that haven't drunk yet


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>>9994
>>9995

As an alcoholic I have none of these problems.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 17:35 [Preview] No.9997 del
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>>9996
used to be a heavy drinker but I finally gained some willpower 2 years ago to cut it down and try to get into the best cycling shape I can
sometimes I miss it but it does feel like a fog lifted from my head


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.9998 del
>>9997
Realised at 22 that a single glass of wine in the evening basically kills my night. It's been hard but now I don't drink anymore.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 17:42 [Preview] No.9999 del
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>Manon entering her thirst trap era
Bueno


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 17:48 [Preview] No.10000 del
>>9999
I'd climb that col


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 17:51 [Preview] No.10001 del
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Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.10002 del
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Yes, well


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 17:54 [Preview] No.10003 del
>>10001
doesn't seem that bad


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 17:54 [Preview] No.10004 del
I'm happy for Wout


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 17:55 [Preview] No.10005 del
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>>9999
>Song by "The Beefs"
Luv me a beefy pooper


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 17:55 [Preview] No.10006 del
>>10004
I'm happy you are happy.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No.10007 del
>>10002
Nice effort. FTP test? Probably felt like you were going to die @ 170 bpm (my sweet spot heart rate)


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 17:58 [Preview] No.10008 del
>>10002
it's incredible how low your HR can stay


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.10009 del
>>10007
Just Innsbruck forward KOM
>>10008
Probably a bit higher too since I have some mild gum infection from a schnitzel stuck in my teeth


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>>10009
nice watts regardless


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 18:25 [Preview] No.10012 del
>>10002
>reaching 170
Are you OK?


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 18:28 [Preview] No.10013 del
>>9952
Team UAE fans get the appropriate flag


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 18:28 [Preview] No.10014 del
>>10002
one day you will reach 180 bpm and ascend


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 18:28 [Preview] No.10015 del
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>>10012
Haven't reach that in a while


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 18:33 [Preview] No.10016 del
>>10014
I'm striving for the mythical 190+ myself


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>>10014
As a 37-year-old, I am pretty sure I see the naked face of God when I hit my max around 203-204.

Of course I have no memory of what actually happens at that point.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.10018 del
>>10016
I've reached it running. Honestly it always feel like the heart never works while cycling, just the legs. Maybe I should do the thresholds sessions prescribed by finnbert but I hate it indoor and outside it's a bit complicated with the state of the roads around


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.10019 del
>>10017
reminds me of that magnier sprint in oman (?) where was 200 for like half a minute


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 18:45 [Preview] No.10020 del
>>9999
phwooooar
<I will never smash manon gf
JDIMSA


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 18:45 [Preview] No.10021 del
>>10018
You won't peak with just threshold. Need to do threshold -> VO2 max -> full sprint.

I only see my max ever at the end of Zwift races while sprinting. From just threshold exhaustion I'll hit 187-190 or so.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 18:49 [Preview] No.10022 del
>>10021
my max is always when I'm fresh doing a koppenberg or a paterberg just grinding the gears to survive


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 19:03 [Preview] No.10023 del
>Arnaud De Lie was looking forward to his return to the cycling peloton, but after just forty kilometers in Rund um Köln the Belgian champion disappeared from the race. What is wrong with De Lie? "It just didn't work," says team manager Nikolas Maes in an interview with Het Nieuwsblad.

how do you fuck up this badly? judging from his strava he's just training alone in wallonia doing fuck all quite frankly, amateur numbers
why don't they just house him with other riders that do train


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>>10023
this is where he got dropped and DNF'ed


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 19:06 [Preview] No.10025 del
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>>10023


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 19:07 [Preview] No.10026 del
>>10023
Dude was 9th in denain it's not like he was completely out of shape. It's a mental issue for sure


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 19:08 [Preview] No.10027 del
>>10023
looked through his strava and he really just noodles around for some hours z1/ low z2
can't help but short $LIE, anyone who holds that believes in miracles imo


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 19:17 [Preview] No.10028 del
>>10027
Another rider that needs a firm hand and structure.
This shit wouldn't be happening if he rode for Patje.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.10029 del
>>10028
but they knew after his disastrous spring campaign and just let him do whatever for a month or two anyway
the guy is raking it in too


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.10030 del
>>10023
Literally what the fuck happened


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 19:32 [Preview] No.10031 del
>>10023
my man's burned out at 23


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No.10032 del
>>10031
tried to follow pogi in canada and got a good dose of radiation
many such casualties


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 19:39 [Preview] No.10033 del
the b*lgian nc jersey weights heavy on the shoulders of are stier


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 19:54 [Preview] No.10034 del
>>10032
Tale old as time.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 19:55 [Preview] No.10035 del
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>>10034
Did a Bertollo...


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 19:56 [Preview] No.10036 del
>>10035
b-but the invaluable insight into pogs fitness!
the data collected from this effort!


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 20:01 [Preview] No.10037 del
>>10036
Would love to hear the conversation
>Sir I'm pushing 550 watts over her and he's shaking me off his tail


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.10038 del
>>10036
>we have found a correlation between how hard Pogacar pedals and how fast he rides
with this data secured Jonas is sure to win another Tour de France


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.10042 del
>>10033
>DNF
He's lucky that wout won today and his failed comeback is buried.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 20:38 [Preview] No.10043 del
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Well, well, well, what a Giro we've had so far and what a stage today! Perfect time for another sensational /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !!

Today's stage mirrors Strade Bianche, where I enjoyed a phenomenal Brunello di Montalcino from Castello Romitorio that still sits at the top of the /WTW/ rankings. Today, we are enjoying a wine from one of the other great appellations of Tuscany -- Vino Nobile di Montepulciano. The route today almost perfectly bisects the towns of Montalcino and Montepulciano so it is a fun comparison between the two. I should note that this is NOT the same wine as Montepulciano d'Abruzzo which is an entirely different region and different grape. Vino Nobile di Montepulciano is, predictably, Sangiovese, the great grape of Tuscany.

Avignonesi Grandi Annate Vino Nobile di Montepulciano Riserva 2016 ($110)

This is a riserva (3 years minimum aging). Avignonesi only vinifies Grandi Annate in great vintages, so not available every year. Decanted for three hours.

Pours a deep ruby with white/garnet rim and red reflections. The nose is deep and rich -- the most intense Dr. Pepper you've ever smelled with cherry, plum, turbinado sugar, light vanilla, and cedarwood. Normally a Cola scent is off-putting to me (too many California pinot noirs that smell like Cherry Coke and taste like shit) but this is really nice, balanced, probably because of the power of the fruit.

The palate is powerful but balanced. There is plum and cherry enveloped in tannins, almost chewy, but with fresh acidity.

Extremely nice bottle, not reaching the complexity or quality of the Brunello di Montalcino earlier this year, but very nice nonetheless. Obviously built for age, this drinks well now but in another 10-15 years would be hitting its stride.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 20:43 [Preview] No.10044 del
>>9957
I could've written this verbatim.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 20:44 [Preview] No.10045 del
>>10043
>Winebert is living his best life

Out of curiosity are you going do to a Slav wine on stage 14?


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 20:56 [Preview] No.10046 del
>>10043
nice
reminder that you should drink at least the # of your rides' wine equivalents post ride, full glass of course


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 21:05 [Preview] No.10047 del
>>10043
Very nice, I didn't even know there is more than one Montepulciano and I like the Abruzzo one, at least most of the time.
The bottle aesthetics make it look like it is a very good wine, you will get a knack to judge the cover pretty well, although it is still a faulty instinct.
Vinho verde tends to be better the more childish the aesthetics are.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 21:07 [Preview] No.10048 del
>>10045
Hmmm. Interesting. I did not realize stage actually finished in Slovenia.

Could be a game-time decision. Stay tuned!


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 21:09 [Preview] No.10049 del
>>10048
I was only asking so I could match your choice. But fair enough. You do you.


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 21:13 [Preview] No.10050 del
>>10049
I was just planning on picking up a bottle of Prosecco but one of my local wine shops actually has a small selection of Slovenian wines so I will do some research and make decision closer.

I'm also still trying to decide my bottle for stages 17-20 which cover Alto Adige, Lombardy, and Valle d'Aosta regions.

For final stage of each GT, I am planning a special bottle from each country not restricted by location


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 21:25 [Preview] No.10051 del
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>The bottle aesthetics make it look like it is a very good wine, you will get a knack to judge the cover pretty well, although it is still a faulty instinct
Interestingly enough most of the stuff I buy to cellar has completely plain, boring labels. I am somewhat suspicious of garish labels (any winemaker with a marketing department is suspect), but I can't fault the Italians, they can't help being garish


Bert 05/18/2025 (Sun) 21:38 [Preview] No.10053 del
be so kind and post 9 more posts here and finish your glass of wine to wrap it up. when you're done move to the
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