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Chef 01/09/2017 (Mon) 18:06:00 Id: 7b67c0 [Preview] No. 1
I take it no one likes cooking. :(

Chef 01/09/2017 (Mon) 18:07:19 Id: 1d11fa [Preview] No. 2 del
tbh the hobby boards outside huge shitfests like /g/ , /a/ and /v/ on 4chan are still decent.

Chef 02/03/2017 (Fri) 16:29:18 Id: 64d512 [Preview] No. 3 del
Lets make /ck/ great again.

Chef 08/21/2017 (Mon) 21:10:08 Id: 2ede1c [Preview] No. 8 del

#7MRg7H 09/26/2019 (Thu) 15:56:41 Id: ba5e19 [Preview] No.9 del
>mfw 8chan still gone
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I can't read or moderate /ck/

Chef 11/01/2022 (Tue) 22:36 Id: 2735cf [Preview] No.11 del
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Maybe this haiku
will teach you and you and you
to eat zee bugz too
>like a kosher jew
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zk-vFLYQoyo [Embed]
>or a poo in the loo
https://youtube.com/watch?v=i7GG_q6OMrY [Embed]
>or a master of kung fu
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yrm3UdefdrM [Embed]
>for a chink to do
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-oWDzcdwGi4 [Embed]
>tho feeding them to pepe and kek is what I would do.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bAnHzm8zEVs [Embed]

Chef 11/02/2022 (Wed) 00:20 Id: 2735cf [Preview] No.12 del
Oh shi-
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kGfQ3QFVgUs [Embed]
Electric eels eat frogs too?
Who can blame them, tho...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pPfSnUplAlk [Embed]
...since frog legs are delicious...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vuHuKvhG88U [Embed]
...and igauanas, so...
...this much we know...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TTorQ_CXx0I [Embed]
...ching chong chow...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ARNMjIbsPo8 [Embed]
...oh you know fo' sho'...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wBZvth0911U [Embed]
>... that voltage tho
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YlPLx3-C-tE [Embed]
>...could fry up some meat on an electric stove you know...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5Ftd-6PakQQ [Embed]
>...powered by sonoluminescence yo...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0TVZd8dZysY [Embed]
>...okay maybe not yet, so...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sE6GB4i2TxE [Embed]
>...wtf is a luminescent sono?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mzv66r7EXWs [Embed]
>...is it like a voltaic photo?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rJTgmZqbjGQ [Embed]
>WTF the bioluminescent bays of puerto rico...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_0uTPBEAbvI [Embed]
>...are so filled with glowies that they actually glow...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6bp-nzOaK7Q [Embed]
> because "Puerto Rico" is Spanish for "Port of Racketeering Influence and Corrupt Organizations" tho soooo...
>Damn yo dass crazy tho fo sho' u know..?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xXK8HSDj9Yw [Embed]
>yeah but What's the hacker4chan tl;dr tho..?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BK0RMBWsUwY [Embed]
>that color purple tho.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=235gbdhaLOE [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4cIvH5gn9KE [Embed]

Chef 11/02/2022 (Wed) 01:01 Id: 2735cf [Preview] No.13 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vTkwYmuD528 [Embed]
Apparently, an iguana's tail can fall off and regrow...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qTKguTlq2yw [Embed]
...similar to a dragon of kimodo...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lyD9t3uhHio [Embed]
...Can we harvest iguana tails sustainably tho..?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VlaV61ZvPh8 [Embed]

Chef 01/02/2023 (Mon) 19:27 Id: 2735cf [Preview] No.49 del
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And of course everyone knows that octopus can regrow their tentacles soooo...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DJCTd9sjJx4 [Embed]

Chef 01/02/2023 (Mon) 21:25 Id: 2735cf [Preview] No.50 del
> 4chan
>still decent
Tbh the only reason i'm here was because some trannyjanny b& me for taking a screenshot of the 8kun /x/ board months ago, which fucking sucks ass and is totally bullshit but whatever...
I mean, check this shit out.
The words in the background behind the guy
>can a LoA
>do you believe in coincidences
Law of Attraction fags will understand:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pvd-fSMreyA [Embed]
But srsly tho
Why not just catch the octopus, chop off a few of its tentacles for food, and then release it into a scallop and seaweed farm for future harvest?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RY82Oypgvic [Embed]
Whoops, I meant this vid:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=235gbdhaLOE [Embed]
... meh...
... whatevs
Here, have another vid
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3j7J0SBaaTw [Embed]

Chef 01/02/2023 (Mon) 22:22 Id: 2735cf [Preview] No.51 del
Hey wait a minute...
>>50 (me)
>Mauna Loa is the name of the volcano of Hawaii's big island.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yff49ZbzteI [Embed]
coincidences indeed

Chef 01/03/2023 (Tue) 17:26 Id: aa50c5 [Preview] No.52 del
I like to cook. Rarely go out to eat anymore, only on very special occasions or if commuting long-distance. I buy my foods mostly wholesale, cheaper to buy in bulk and rotate. I save money that way, plus it helps me be more prepared for an unexpected crisis too. Cooking has helped me eat healthier foods, and honestly, better meals in general. I've gotten so good at certain dishes my family don't even want to go out to eat when I cook them.

I'll give you an example of an awesome delicious healthy dish: grab some olive oil, brussel sprouts, fresh garlic, brown sugar and balsamic glaze. Chop up a whole head of garlic and chop the all brussel sprouts in half. Oil up a ceramic baking dish with olive oil, spread the oil all over. Add the chopped brussel sprouts and garlic. Then toss in a couple tablespoons of brown sugar. Squirt some balsamic glaze all over the brussel sprouts and then stir it all together in the ceramic baking dish. Pre-heat the oven to 350(F). Cook the casserole dish on 350(F) for 35 to 40 minutes in the oven. Once the brussel sprouts turn a bit brownish and soft, leave it out to cool for about 5 minutes and then serve. This is both delicious and a very healthy dish.

Chef 01/03/2023 (Tue) 17:37 Id: aa50c5 [Preview] No.53 del
No way am I ever eating bugs. I do support my local farmers markets when they are open in the summer time. I buy my beef from local farmers wholesale, half a cow worth for $1,500 (that includes the 'processing' fee). It's enough beef to last a family of four for 1 whole year, longer if rationed. I do this almost every year, we always have ground beef, steaks and liver stocked up. I also request the tongue and heart and they typically give it to me for free (lots of dishes go good with it). I also raise chickens and incubate eggs, so I have a steady supply of fresh eggs and chicken meat when roosters need to be culled. Not a farmer myself, just a homesteader who lives on the outskirts of a small town. I do recommend people boycott the WEF agenda, and by doing so, support local food producers and farmers. Boycott places like Whole Foods too, all part of that silly "green" agenda that won't be going anywhere out where I live. The more they push that shit, the more I simply add to my preps ;)

Chef 01/04/2023 (Wed) 07:37 Id: f0d908 [Preview] No.60 del
This is a dead thread friend, it was made in 2017. At the moment there aren't many users so everything happens in the general. You typed some good stuff so maybe just copy paste it.

Chef 01/11/2023 (Wed) 00:13 Id: 4c477c [Preview] No.96 del
But what if... you fed the bugs to the eels... then eat the eels and feed their eel-remains to the iguanas... and then feed the iguana tails to the bugs..?
There must be a net-positive cycle in there somewhere, even if it involves extra steps and/or organisms like seaweed or shellfish.
Your brussel sprouts sound delicious btw.

Chef 01/23/2023 (Mon) 01:08 Id: 4c477c [Preview] No.130 del
60 million internet points to the marine biologist anon who can train dolphins and octopus to harvest food from the ocean for us.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7g3wWgbYtMI [Embed]
And 6 million internet points to the anon who can harvest calamari without killing squid or octopus.

Chef 01/25/2023 (Wed) 09:32 Id: 9644ce [Preview] No.131 del
Curse whoever enslaves dolphins, we've done enough damage on the land.
Also the old testament specifically forbids eating the limb of a living animal, to cut the limbs from an animal that can regrow them is a total abomination.

Chef 02/03/2023 (Fri) 03:13 Id: fe8d04 [Preview] No.157 del

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