Saw this over on GlowInfinity's and fell in love. Reposting as requested.
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Close Encounters of the CaptainBlackbeard Kind
CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE CAPTAINBLACKBEARD KIND
Venturing Across The Dark Seas And Beyond…
Braving Dark Seas Storms and South Seas Pandemics
CaptainBlackbeard Radio returns with the finest sounds around from the Underground!
Broadcasting live from CaptainBlackbeard's Favorite House of Ill Repute, CaptainBlackbeard Radio brings news, music and culture to the lads and lasses of action across all eight seas!
Join yer host First Mate Harry Stash as CaptainBlackbeard invites ye to take a psychedelic otherworldly audio odyssey through the Dark Seas and Beyond!
Please upboat for visibility!
CaptainBlackbeard humbly requests ye wear headphones for this broadcast!
This transmission was recorded in high (and we do mean high) pirate audio fidelity!
CaptainBlackbeard recommends ye turn off the lights, turn up the volume and spark up yer favorite CaptainBlackbeard Product
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Ye can find the transmission of Close Encounters of the CaptainBlackbeard Kind here!
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In This Transmission
- The first official close encounter between humanity and beings from another world.
- Select segments from National Public Radio
- The Friendly United States Military Stops By
- Senator John Rube Boob Answers Yer Questions About The COVID-19 Pandemic
- CaptainBlackbeard Global News Uncovers The Source Of The CoronaVirus Outbreak
- Thanks to our sponsors Yuri Jackhoff on Hallucination Market, Fugazi Cannabis, Stories From The Pandemic, National Public Radio, The United States Government.
- And 80 minutes of more original high energy electrifying content than a bus stuffed with mimes on crystal meth crashing into a giant electrified fence surrounding North Korea.
"Weird" Al Yankovic
At The Drive-In
The Rolling Stones
& The Top Finest Sounds From The Underground
[+[+[+[+[We thank those who spread these .mp3s and welcome those who would be interested in doing so to copy pasta this post and spread it like a South Seas Pandemic.
This transmission is being beamed out at 100kbps compression after great debate on quality vs. size for transmission. If ye'd like higher quality copies in the future, please let us know.]+]+]+]+]