/kohl/ - Kohlchan

Wilkommen!

Boards | Magrathea | Catalog | Bottom

Check to confirm you're not a robot
Name
Email
Subject
Comment
Password
Drawing x size canvas
File(s)

Remember to follow the rules

Max file size: 350.00 MB

Max files: 5

Max message length: 4096


A home for Kohlchan users.


Bernd 11/15/2019 (Fri) 09:04 Id: 913e3e [Preview] No. 61 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
3 posts omitted.


Bernd 12/30/2025 (Tue) 22:48 Id: 8c3d57 [Preview] No.492 del
>>63
Remember when the internet was cool? When it was the wild west? When there weren't any faggots crying over hot children getting railed?


Bernd 12/31/2025 (Wed) 06:50 Id: e2adba [Preview] No.495 del
>>492
you're a pedophile you cant be speaking right now geg


Bernd 12/31/2025 (Wed) 07:15 Id: 1353e8 [Preview] No.497 del
(3.39 KB 228x255 IMG_0945.webp)
>Remember when the internet was cool? When it was the wild west? When there weren't any faggots crying over hot children getting railed?


Bernd 01/03/2026 (Sat) 22:30 [Preview] No.530 del
>>63
the hero we all needed


Bernd 01/03/2026 (Sat) 22:30 [Preview] No.531 del
>>492
remember when you had a foreskin? oops no you dont



(278.92 KB 1512x890 986867709.png)
(18.12 KB 659x876 hosts file.png)
Bernd 12/30/2025 (Tue) 19:55 Id: 186b0e [Preview] No. 488 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
2 posts and 1 image omitted.


Bernd 01/01/2026 (Thu) 21:15 Id: b6da03 [Preview] No.505 del
Is death, is time to return to 4chan


Bernd 01/02/2026 (Fri) 03:15 Id: 11e19d [Preview] No.507 del


Bernd 01/02/2026 (Fri) 04:36 Id: bcb756 [Preview] No.508 del
Tor or I2P only now niggers.


Bernd 01/02/2026 (Fri) 06:14 Id: 6e7679 [Preview] No.509 del
Is the onion site not working for anyone else?


Bernd 01/03/2026 (Sat) 22:29 [Preview] No.528 del
>>507
>>505
>>504
ugly catholic scum showing us all how dumb they are

never change papist brownies



(64.10 KB 978x652 i.jpg)
I have great idea Bernd 01/02/2026 (Fri) 23:44 Id: ef2c5f [Preview] No. 518 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Lynxchan + Instagram algorithm.

You just scroll through posts on your phone.
Profile built on scroool pattern + cookie session.
I remove time stamps cause who cares about time???
All medias rendered with aggressive fixed Huffman code to destroy your CPU (POW by design).
Captchas will literally be transformers.js onnx tasks for the embedding of posts (with gigabites models, fuck youuuu).
Graph database, bin file or tailwindsql (still undecided).

Funded entirely by the most digusting possible advertising in between scrools (would generate them myself for ragebait).


Bernd 01/03/2026 (Sat) 22:26 [Preview] No.524 del
shut up you fucking idiot pole cunt

try NOT losing ww2 and ww1 and the 7 years war and the napoleonic wars and the war of spanish succession and war of austrian succession

basically try being an actual country instead of everyones punching bag

then you can tell us about "great ideas"

you POLACK MONG


Bernd 01/03/2026 (Sat) 22:26 [Preview] No.525 del
pathetic useless lower class polish refuse



(11.78 KB 640x640 1767092318935v.png)
mane Bernd 12/31/2025 (Wed) 06:46 Id: a7ae28 [Preview] No. 494 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
shieeet


Bernd 12/31/2025 (Wed) 06:50 Id: 99c164 [Preview] No.496 del
kysngrrr


Bernd 01/01/2026 (Thu) 14:26 Id: baf0ee [Preview] No.501 del
Black and proud



(185.05 KB 494x464 crying_scared_onion.png)
Bernd 12/29/2025 (Mon) 02:09 Id: 12fbab [Preview] No. 461 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Did you cry when Kohl went down?
4 posts and 3 images omitted.


Bernd 12/29/2025 (Mon) 22:30 Id: a4d186 [Preview] No.473 del
just came here to post this. kept getting SSL_ERROR_NO_CYPHER_OVERLAP even with the hostsfile modification.

any word from helmut or ANYONE?


Bernd 12/29/2025 (Mon) 22:48 Id: 7c13ff [Preview] No.474 del
>>473
.net seems to be dead currently. kohlchan.top still works though, just make sure you have 188.114.97.12 kohlchan.top in your hosts files.
Or just use the onion site since it's back up now


Bernd 12/30/2025 (Tue) 00:25 Id: 777d73 [Preview] No.475 del
>>468
based


Bernd 12/30/2025 (Tue) 00:40 Id: 8de0e9 [Preview] No.478 del
(1.70 MB 560x560 0f70d7f81e8c.mp4)


Bernd 12/30/2025 (Tue) 07:41 Id: a4d186 [Preview] No.484 del
>>474
nice, thx bro



Bernd 12/30/2025 (Tue) 01:00 Id: 04805a [Preview] No. 479 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I, GayTex, declare myself the Emperor of all Bernds and head of Kohlchan's government-in-exile.



Bernd 12/17/2025 (Wed) 21:31 Id: 9ef7c4 [Preview] No. 202 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
kohlchan is down
115 posts and 38 images omitted.


Bernd 12/27/2025 (Sat) 22:30 Id: 150cea [Preview] No.438 del
(7.96 MB 1080x1920 2 November 2025.mp4)
Hi Hi

rember when int was not pedophobic

{mediocre girleen}

thanks for support and affirmation


Bernd 12/28/2025 (Sun) 05:56 Id: 344004 [Preview] No.445 del
I remember coming to this site to watch movies.


Bernd 12/28/2025 (Sun) 06:00 Id: 344004 [Preview] No.446 del
>>224
Do you think Diogenes Bernd will make it through the downtime?


Bernd 12/30/2025 (Tue) 00:26 Id: 107bb2 [Preview] No.476 del


Bernd 12/30/2025 (Tue) 00:27 Id: 107bb2 [Preview] No.477 del
>>438
mods seem to be following advice i gave where you strike the comment not nuke the thread and delete instead of ban

they really ought to treat bernd right and handle this sensitive issue much better



igor Bernd 12/29/2025 (Mon) 21:09 Id: ea9c68 [Preview] No. 471 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://krautchan.org/m/res/4567.html#q4567
Igor made a threada on krautchan


Bernd 12/29/2025 (Mon) 22:01 Id: 861125 [Preview] No.472 del
(180.45 KB 845x409 igor gutman.jpg)
They need to stop banning him there
Free my nigga



(82.09 KB 460x566 Kohl-On!.jpg)
Bernd 06/26/2024 (Wed) 22:39 Id: 02a5cf [Preview] No. 128 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Kohl down, wat nou ?
16 posts and 1 image omitted.


Bernd 12/20/2025 (Sat) 19:23 Id: aa86f9 [Preview] No.292 del
<24
Kohlchan goes down minimum once a year


Bernd 12/27/2025 (Sat) 13:25 Id: 97022a [Preview] No.431 del
>>139
What were you claiming, polack?


Bernd 12/27/2025 (Sat) 13:36 Id: 8456f4 [Preview] No.432 del
>>431
you need iq higher than 80 to access our chan fatty


Bernd 12/28/2025 (Sun) 13:42 Id: 038471 [Preview] No.453 del
>>432
More like your precious little chan got nuked by the ministry of (non)truth. Poles taking another L, kek.


Bernd 12/29/2025 (Mon) 08:22 Id: 8456f4 [Preview] No.463 del
>>453
you retarded faggots are really too dumb for internet