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I have great idea Bernd 01/02/2026 (Fri) 23:44 Id: ef2c5f [Preview] No. 518 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Lynxchan + Instagram algorithm.

You just scroll through posts on your phone.
Profile built on scroool pattern + cookie session.
I remove time stamps cause who cares about time???
All medias rendered with aggressive fixed Huffman code to destroy your CPU (POW by design).
Captchas will literally be transformers.js onnx tasks for the embedding of posts (with gigabites models, fuck youuuu).
Graph database, bin file or tailwindsql (still undecided).

Funded entirely by the most digusting possible advertising in between scrools (would generate them myself for ragebait).


Bernd 01/03/2026 (Sat) 22:26 [Preview] No.524 del
shut up you fucking idiot pole cunt

try NOT losing ww2 and ww1 and the 7 years war and the napoleonic wars and the war of spanish succession and war of austrian succession

basically try being an actual country instead of everyones punching bag

then you can tell us about "great ideas"

you POLACK MONG


Bernd 01/03/2026 (Sat) 22:26 [Preview] No.525 del
pathetic useless lower class polish refuse


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mane Bernd 12/31/2025 (Wed) 06:46 Id: a7ae28 [Preview] No. 494 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
shieeet


Bernd 12/31/2025 (Wed) 06:50 Id: 99c164 [Preview] No.496 del
kysngrrr


Bernd 01/01/2026 (Thu) 14:26 Id: baf0ee [Preview] No.501 del
Black and proud


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Bernd 12/29/2025 (Mon) 02:09 Id: 12fbab [Preview] No. 461 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Did you cry when Kohl went down?
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Bernd 12/29/2025 (Mon) 22:30 Id: a4d186 [Preview] No.473 del
just came here to post this. kept getting SSL_ERROR_NO_CYPHER_OVERLAP even with the hostsfile modification.

any word from helmut or ANYONE?


Bernd 12/29/2025 (Mon) 22:48 Id: 7c13ff [Preview] No.474 del
>>473
.net seems to be dead currently. kohlchan.top still works though, just make sure you have 188.114.97.12 kohlchan.top in your hosts files.
Or just use the onion site since it's back up now


Bernd 12/30/2025 (Tue) 00:25 Id: 777d73 [Preview] No.475 del
>>468
based


Bernd 12/30/2025 (Tue) 00:40 Id: 8de0e9 [Preview] No.478 del
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>>475


Bernd 12/30/2025 (Tue) 07:41 Id: a4d186 [Preview] No.484 del
>>474
nice, thx bro


Bernd 12/30/2025 (Tue) 01:00 Id: 04805a [Preview] No. 479 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I, GayTex, declare myself the Emperor of all Bernds and head of Kohlchan's government-in-exile.


Bernd 12/17/2025 (Wed) 21:31 Id: 9ef7c4 [Preview] No. 202 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
kohlchan is down
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Bernd 12/27/2025 (Sat) 22:30 Id: 150cea [Preview] No.438 del
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Hi Hi

rember when int was not pedophobic

{mediocre girleen}

thanks for support and affirmation


Bernd 12/28/2025 (Sun) 05:56 Id: 344004 [Preview] No.445 del
I remember coming to this site to watch movies.


Bernd 12/28/2025 (Sun) 06:00 Id: 344004 [Preview] No.446 del
>>224
Do you think Diogenes Bernd will make it through the downtime?


Bernd 12/30/2025 (Tue) 00:26 Id: 107bb2 [Preview] No.476 del
http://kohlchanvwpfx6hthoti5fvqsjxgcwm3tmddvpduph5fqntv5affzfqd.onion/int/catalog.html


This is the onion address to KC it is working perfectly fine on the I2p address aswell

https://kohlchanvn6vtsujobyw4pt5naaszmxqutd5hsdatmxfe2qaqhya.b32.i2p/


Bernd 12/30/2025 (Tue) 00:27 Id: 107bb2 [Preview] No.477 del
>>438
mods seem to be following advice i gave where you strike the comment not nuke the thread and delete instead of ban

they really ought to treat bernd right and handle this sensitive issue much better


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igor Bernd 12/29/2025 (Mon) 21:09 Id: ea9c68 [Preview] No. 471 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://krautchan.org/m/res/4567.html#q4567
Igor made a threada on krautchan


Bernd 12/29/2025 (Mon) 22:01 Id: 861125 [Preview] No.472 del
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They need to stop banning him there
Free my nigga


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Bernd 06/26/2024 (Wed) 22:39 Id: 02a5cf [Preview] No. 128 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Kohl down, wat nou ?
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Bernd 12/20/2025 (Sat) 19:23 Id: aa86f9 [Preview] No.292 del
<24
Kohlchan goes down minimum once a year


Bernd 12/27/2025 (Sat) 13:25 Id: 97022a [Preview] No.431 del
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>>139
What were you claiming, polack?


Bernd 12/27/2025 (Sat) 13:36 Id: 8456f4 [Preview] No.432 del
>>431
you need iq higher than 80 to access our chan fatty


Bernd 12/28/2025 (Sun) 13:42 Id: 038471 [Preview] No.453 del
>>432
More like your precious little chan got nuked by the ministry of (non)truth. Poles taking another L, kek.


Bernd 12/29/2025 (Mon) 08:22 Id: 8456f4 [Preview] No.463 del
>>453
you retarded faggots are really too dumb for internet


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Bernd 12/29/2025 (Mon) 00:04 Id: 2448c2 [Preview] No. 460 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Kohlchan is still dead
It's 8chan circa 2019 all over again.
And there's no Patch making new alt chans every other week anymore.


Bernd 12/27/2025 (Sat) 22:06 Id: 53f149 [Preview] No. 436 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Bernds are rapefugees now without Kohlchan
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Bernd 12/28/2025 (Sun) 06:15 Id: b4b739 [Preview] No.450 del
>>448
Everyone from KC or 8ch?


Bernd 12/28/2025 (Sun) 18:47 Id: adf783 [Preview] No.454 del
>>450
Everyone from KC.


Bernd 12/28/2025 (Sun) 19:04 Id: 986b94 [Preview] No.455 del
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>>447
>8kun still exists but it's exclusively used by QBoomers and is shit
That's why he should make a new one maybe he can call it 8camel or 8channel.


Bernd 12/28/2025 (Sun) 19:24 Id: 53f149 [Preview] No.456 del
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I seen a few Bernds posting sporadically on vierkanal's /int/


CS Bernd 12/28/2025 (Sun) 20:03 Id: 9c7b9d [Preview] No.457 del
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bring it back!


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