unless you allow tor + no js, you are no friend of mine

>>12211
let that sink in

>>12211
>>12212
i wish there was an active splinter that allowed tor... i also miss all of the kuzzy and the stuff we used to do back then, especially from april to mid july... how did it all just crumble so fast...

>>12215
There is nothing quite like it. We had a strong sense of community and new culture was being produced daily and caught on very well. The people on SNCApedia or the sharty mock us for being "chinnycuck foodists", but it's more like we followed the path of most entertainment, which included supporting or mocking chinnycucks, whatever was funniest at the time. What ancientfags would call "doing it for the lulz" is a very appealing idea cause it creates a drama-free hivemind, unlike shitholes full of political debates and discord drama where people shit and piss themselves over being their personality morality's wholesomest heckin crusader. Anyway, imageboards are the center of a social network and whenever the imageboard shuts down the network dies with it, and scatters into the wind. Suddenly you cant even establish contact with most people from that old network and the best you can do is make bunkers and retirement homes like this place.

>>12216
i wish there was something we could do about it... good news is that
im still in contact with one other kuzzy user(though was in contact with 3 even after kuzzy shutdown, they slowly left one by one without any trace) and theres suprisingly 3-4 other kuzzy former users on chinny so we arent completely wiped out yet but the bad news is that i feel like its genuinely nigh impossible to bring anything close to this community back

>>12217
Man my life atm feels like being a bed-rotting biomass and then once every year there's a big flash in the pan community I find that I pour all my effort and time into. Then it dies just as quickly as it came. I briefly become a creative and funny person (online) before returning to a zombie-like state again.
Don't worry about reviving this, let it go bruh. Every place has its own flavor, but you shouldn't rank them unless you want to nostalgiafag on a dnb and let your mind linger on those fake memories that you try to convince yourself were anything but mundane.
I miss when my times away from the computer were sometimes spent thinking about a funny thread to make and laughing at what I imagined people would reply, but in a couple months I predict a new imageboard will rise and be just as entertaining as the Kuzzy. There is probably demand and all it takes is to spread the word when it comes out.

>>12218
i juess we cant bring it back and yeah its dumb to think we can... but i still hate the idea of losing what is remaining of the former kuzzy users... hell you guys were the reason why 2025 felt like a much better year than anything after 2020... cruel...

>>12219
Suffering ahhh kuzgga, pick up the hobby of incelwalking in local forests if you want to make your day nicer (humans are attracted to nature and like using their bodies. Basic bitch advice i know). Maybe you'll find Schan there, who knows.
I love my kuzzyboils as much as the next guy but you guys are becoming just a fading memory, replaced by slop /incel/ drama & news events n shiet. Nothing can stop it....
https://i.imgflip.com/2/70525u.jpg
real trapped soy.png

Someday when I'm older I'll sit on a park bench and think of kuzzybulls for the last time, but they will be positive thoughts, I won't be an embittered 4cuck-style oldfag.

>>12220
>>12221
yeah i already do walking quite a bit to keep me sane, thanks for the advice anyways, its just that i have something tangible(and like) in my hands and i know that it wont be here soon, like having a dying friend in my arms... a year from now none of you will be around and i dont feel good about this...

but life goes on i juess...

>>12222
>>12223
Kuzzykeks are a dying (dead) breed and I wouldnt be surprised if nobody but you and I have read this thread or still lurk this board. Will someone 10 years from now stumble upon a kuzzy youtube video/the SNCApedia article and feel regret at never being here to shitpost at the kuzzy's prime? Probably not, but I like to think so.
Fucccckkkk... we are just like Shrekchan, and I dont even think kuz (pbuh) gives a f*ck about us or the soysphere anymore. This is the brappiest, bobodiest demise in imageboard history. The rest of my life will be a century of humiliation, all our izzat was stolen by nukuz when xhiee pulled the plug for xheyr slf snca personal troubles. I truly enjoyed my time with you guys.
>but life goes on i juess...
https://i.imgflip.com/2/70525u.jpg

>>12224
>I wouldnt be surprised if nobody but you and I have read this thread or still lurk this board.
ngl i genuinely have this board open 16 hours a day(even though i do realize its beyond dead) and refresh it like whenever i remember to just to reply back to you jej

>>12225
>spending most of your waking hours reloading the same dnb board like a slot machine hoping for a new post to finally appear
Erm, based? I do this too sometimes, and it isnt efficiently reloading a bunch of different inactive boards at once it's just checking a single dead board that I keep as my left-most tab kek. Niggas be SLFs because they dont understand how much effort a true C.H.U.D.cel really puts into his shitposting behind the scenes

>>12226
do you post on any other board nowadays or did you liek move on or something after der kuzzy got rapedd also im ngl i have only been doing this for the past liek 3 days, i havent checked this board since july 24th jej
>SCHAN IS BACK!!! THEKUZZY.WIN
what a joke...
why was nukuz like this...
i also genuinely dont even know if that was the original nukuz or not cuz he was acting very, very different than nukuz in april-may...
maybe im obssessed as shit lol i should probably stop thinking about all this

>>12227
>11/28/2025 (Fri) 15:52
>11/28/2025 (Fri) 16:25
Dayumn, i'm getting reply speed mogged right now. No, for the most part I've moved on, there is to my knowledge no soysphere imageboard that allows tor or no javascript except the squarty or sidty or zarty, so I've just been waiting for something new to be made. It's confusing how most adminfolx dont respect privacy even thoughie they run free and open source anonymous imageboard software. How is the chinny btw?
I feel like every alternative to sharty is gonna die, which der cord cabal will celebrate but acktually it'll just show that the soyjak fad is a dead meme. Der cord cabal just wants clout and only cares about the sharty's PPH and nothing else in soyjak culture, they think they're so intimidating and clever when a "hostile community" dies but it only harms what could've been a thriving subculture. Theyre out for themselves, but june 2025 nusois think they're based pedo jartycuck BTFOers.
After watching https://soyzellig.party/qa/res/16988.html#19168 i don't feel any sense of community with the new generation of soyteens, but I won't bother to ruin their fun.
>i also genuinely dont even know if that was the original nukuz or not cuz he was acting very, very different than nukuz in april-may...
There were some people calling him neukuz instead of nukuz but behind the scenes in emails n shiet he still handed out shitty guessable passwords to janny accounts and still acted selfish little f*ckish when he threw everyone under the bus to shut down the kuzzy, seinenchan, the nu kolyma network and probably that roblox imageboard. He gained momentum and people wanted to climb the ranks of kolyma geg but he never the less proved to remain his own worst enemy
>maybe im obssessed as shit lol i should probably stop thinking about all this
Obsessing was kuzzy culture from day 1 shemmydiddy

>>12228
damnnn so this is the only board u check nowadays?? also chinny is sometimes close to kuzzy in fun but most of the time its kinda shit, i feel like its a very closed system with how much namefags(especially oldfags) are valued, you legitimately cant say anything without it devolving into some inside joke discord gc with like 3-4 names in particular, but outside of that its fine i guesss
>but behind the scenes in emails n shiet he still handed out shitty guessable passwords to janny accounts
lol were u a janny in both original thekuzzy and thekuzzy 2?
>Obsessing was kuzzy culture from day 1 shemmydiddy
truey

>>12229
Yikes...I might be kinda missing out on the wholesomerino chinny then.... But you mentioned it revolving around oldfags, so im guessing it's cancer with a bunch of useless "remember the good old days? fuck newfags" threads
I was a janny in both iterations of the Kuzzy, like most other users I assume, nukuz had no vetting process and there were like 7 other janny accounts and none of them ever did anything geg.
I wanted to be promoted up the ranks of Kolyma so badly KEK but it never lasted long enough for anything to happen.

>>12230
they arent really hostile against newcomers actively but rather their behaviour is kinda making most of the threads a snoozefest after like 20 replies at most, you can have a very fun thread for a bit, you make a bmt joke or something and then someone says "LOL! this reminds me of this (insert oldfag name)"(or anything along those lines) and then that summons 2 other oldfags and then they just speak about SNCA inside jokes that nobody else gives a shit about except those like 2-3 oldfags in the thread for the rest of the thread, if they were at least just hostile instead, that could be of use for bait and fun but they just turn it into a massive snoozefest and make everyone else leave an actually potentially fun thread while they just speak about their SNCA in there, but the first 10-20 or so replies(on a good day) can be pretty funny, though they still do make the "cancer with a bunch of useless" type threads in the form of attentionwhores and "lol dead board xDDD" though i just ignore those threads so they dont bother me at all, its just that they pretty much kill fun/potentially fun threads to turn them into an SNCA oldfag gc, though maybe its partially my fault for not being in the chinny from the start to actually give a shit about(or know even) what they are actually talking about but ig its fine as they at least do have some fun moments rather than all of it being that cancer(oh also again, no tor, so you have to setup a whole science project as a browser to not get datamined as you would do when visiting sharty)
>nukuz had no vetting process and there were like 7 other janny accounts and none of them ever did anything geg.
LOL well i want to tell you about those 7 accounts that did nothing but idk if ur gonna hate me for it...

>>12232
omgomgomg i made that bobody kuz image! :D

>>12218
I think Kuzzy should return but only in imageboard form, as I don't think the bunker format will be very helpful. But I'm if it's not.
>>12228
there's the Chaddy, noJS works on it. gigacha.de, not trying to advertise it genuinely does work.
>>12229
the Chinny is a shitty site, some could argue it's similar to Kuzzy in that a lot of the userbase really felt like this really was the only soysphere site they could use but the Kuzzy never went to the extent of the Chinny were it was unbearable