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W.T. Neutraleyes Board owner 06/09/2025 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No. 2637 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The First Khanclave
As announced on 8 June, 2025, by Neutraleyes, at 6:22AM New York time, the FIRST KHANCLAVE will elect some one to the position of kuz. Kuz is not a person, but a title, and a group of likeminded people. The first and most famous kuz was Carter; succeeding him, after a long interregnum, was Nukuz/Scarter, who upon doing so correspond electronically with Carter, who confirmed " I am the first, and now former kuz... you see, I never considered [kuz] to be just one [person], I wanted other to take that name, and I'm glad it only took a few years for you to notice that". It is not inconceivable that that this 3rd kuz we will soon elect, whoever he may be, will become as if not more famous than Carter - at which point it wall become very understand able that kuz is a title, or office, not just the first person who happened to hold it.
What defines a kuz? What does a kuz do? Kuz exists online. Kuz is active enough to not be considered dead by community consensus, at which point we would have to hold a new KHANclave. Kuz's actions might be studied and archived. People might describe kuz as interesting and dramatic, but not necessarily. Any more definition then that, and it will become too restrictive. Kuz is not a circlejerk, the face kuz presents to the online world is same as real life, although unrestricited, because of the nature of the internet.
Khanclaves elect already-existing people to the office of kuz. I personally, encourage kuz to show his real face and voice. To build trust.
Khanclaves are not meme elections, khanclaves are not /dem/, i trust the kuzzyboils understand that it's important and has an impact on their real life - because imagine you feel sad but then you tune into the lastest about kuz. and the domapine comes in.
Imagine there is a guy. He has an online precense, and suddenly, he is elected via khanclave to the position of kuz. Before the khanclave, he was a private citizen, now is a public figure. The point im trying to make is he didnt just appear at the khanclave, he already existed, likewise after he stops being kuz he will still exist as well
Another thing is kuz has to be an actual person, he can't be some fictitious guy like bobody or nome or glup, otherwise we won't have elected anyone; the newly-elected kuz will need at least an email address or tripcode or something so that nobody can differentfag as him
In this thread, could all those that wish to compete in the Khanclave:
1. register channels of communication and authenticity? A secure trip would do
2. introduce themself
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kuzzyboil 06/19/2025 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.4846 del
>>4841
r/thatescalatedquickly


kuzzyboil 06/19/2025 (Thu) 12:10 [Preview] No.4856 del
>>4841
dropping the f bomb? really?


kuzzyboil 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.4960 del
could you tell us what happened to this shit I STAYED HOME FROM WORK ON JUNE 16 TO FUCKING SEE WHO WOULD WIN YES IM THAT FUCKING OBSESSED


kuzzyboil 06/19/2025 (Thu) 15:10 [Preview] No.4965 del
>>4960
larpy larp larp


kuzzyboil 06/19/2025 (Thu) 17:05 [Preview] No.5009 del
just...unsticky ts...
stop rubbing salt in the wound...



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W.T. Neutraleyes Board owner 06/03/2025 (Tue) 22:01 [Preview] No. 1 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Zdravstvuyte, kuzzyboils. As in the past weeks it has become clear that both the thekuzzy.win and /kgs/ will not be returning, I have taken it upon myself to create a new home for us and our culture.
Вперёд к победе!
Не останавливайся!
УРАААAAAAAAA!!!!


W.T. Neutraleyes Board owner 06/03/2025 (Tue) 22:39 [Preview] No.4 del
Janitor positions are open. Just email me at mamekhan@morke.org with the following:
>Your timezone
>Your endchan.org username
Edited last time by olpriv on 06/15/2025 (Sun) 08:35.


kuzzyboil 06/14/2025 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.3307 del
I have changed my email address, please email there from now.
Edited last time by olpriv on 06/15/2025 (Sun) 08:36.



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... kuzzyboil 06/19/2025 (Thu) 17:28 [Preview] No. 5016 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
. . .


kuzzyboil 06/19/2025 (Thu) 17:58 [Preview] No.5026 del
What did xhe mean by this?


kuzzyboil 06/19/2025 (Thu) 18:13 [Preview] No.5029 del
b*ster



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hfw i put it in


kuzzyboil 06/19/2025 (Thu) 17:00 [Preview] No.5005 del
maybe he'd look like that when you put in effort moderating his site, as for putting in your cock that's baseless slander so kys


kuzzyboil 06/19/2025 (Thu) 17:01 [Preview] No.5006 del
>>5005
fuck you nigger i jannied that shithole 24/7


kuzzyboil 06/19/2025 (Thu) 17:03 [Preview] No.5008 del
>>5006
And kuz didnt give a FUCK about you lmfao!


yuri kuznetsov 06/19/2025 (Thu) 18:11 [Preview] No.5028 del
>>5008
hello kuz here i actually do give a fuck about him... just kidding lmfaoooo



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Operation kuzzywin eric g 06/19/2025 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No. 4631 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Alright, so i’ve done some thinking and I think that it’s probably a bad idea to put posters up advertising a site that has had cp on it before, so I came up with a (hopefully) gemmier idea.

Enter: operation kuzzywin

Basically, you can post a bunch of kuzzy-RELATED gems ITT and i will print them and put them around my town for teh LULZ. Slopjaks and other gems are welcome, bonus points if they mock shemmycucks. I will edit all the videos together into a nice montage and we’ll make history together.

Sound like a plan? Let’s do it.

Drop some gems ITT.
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kuzzyboil 06/19/2025 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.4695 del
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print this one out and put it somewhere in the hood


kuzzyboil 06/19/2025 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.4696 del
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>print this one out and put it somewhere in the hood


kuzzyboil 06/19/2025 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.4713 del
>>4688
thank you ericCHAD, hope printer ink is cheap in your area


kuzzyboil 06/19/2025 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.4954 del
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made this geal (gem coal)
somebody can suggest a better image to put the circle around if you want


kuzzyboil 06/19/2025 (Thu) 17:59 [Preview] No.5027 del
up



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>SHARTYGODS FOLLOWING THE RULES AND COMMUNITY GUIDELINES


kuzzyboil 06/19/2025 (Thu) 17:34 [Preview] No.5021 del
>SHARTYGODS FOLLOWING THE RULES AND COMMUNITY GUIDELINES


kuzzyboil 06/19/2025 (Thu) 17:57 [Preview] No.5025 del
>>5021
>that pic
Gem! We have a gem!





kuzzyboil 06/19/2025 (Thu) 17:56 [Preview] No.5024 del
i aint clicking that shit nigga.png



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i fucking hate the shroom / schlong its just a bunch of unfunny reddit niggers who circlejerk around a couple of faggots and then post le epic 1000 updoots roasts



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>Your ip was recognized as a known spammer.


kuzzyboil 06/19/2025 (Thu) 17:34 [Preview] No.5020 del
Truth.
But see this thread: >>>/operate/11813



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which kuzzy namefags/boogeymen do you guys ship?
nukuz x octavbaby is my headcanon
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kuzzyboil 06/19/2025 (Thu) 16:39 [Preview] No.4985 del
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layas and feralteen of course


weepel 06/19/2025 (Thu) 16:41 [Preview] No.4989 del
>>4985
IM GONNA MAKE A CHATBOT OF HER


kuzzyboil 06/19/2025 (Thu) 16:57 [Preview] No.4999 del
>>4984
>he doesnt know


kuzzyboil 06/19/2025 (Thu) 17:25 [Preview] No.5015 del
>>4985
agp shit


kuzzyboil 06/19/2025 (Thu) 17:32 [Preview] No.5019 del
>>4985
pedo shit kys