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kuzzyboil Admin 04/27/2026 (Mon) 19:21 [Preview] No.15151 del
Gonna do a db upgrade, pls read: >>>/operate/30159


kuzzyboil Board owner 05/31/2026 (Sun) 01:46 [Preview] No.16376 del
Site-wide janitors of this website please be reminded that gore is not against the rules of this board, so please refrain from deleting any gore or shock content posted on this board unless it is explicitly illegal CSAM or in general against the law in the United States. Thank you.
Edited last time by mhm on 06/03/2026 (Wed) 01:03.



https://soygem.party/kgs/index.html
GET THE FUCK IN HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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kuzzyboil 06/09/2026 (Tue) 17:19 [Preview] No.16621 del
>>16620
it is schan (shemmychan)


kuzzyboil 06/09/2026 (Tue) 17:55 [Preview] No.16623 del
I like it.


kuzzyboil 06/09/2026 (Tue) 18:59 [Preview] No.16624 del
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it shut down again


kuzzyboil 06/09/2026 (Tue) 19:38 [Preview] No.16625 del
>>16624
no its back up nigger


kuzzyboil 06/09/2026 (Tue) 20:18 [Preview] No.16626 del
mpa system from thekuzzy



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>me in 2062 when the radical moralchad liberation front is about to pulverize me after i've managed to hide from them in the last 3 months for the crime of having an intrusive thought about having sex with a 20 year old whilst i was sleeping (the age of consent is 35 YIKES!) which was intercepted then through neuralink so i just accept my fate but then suddenly remember all the times i had in that one imageboard which was like a soyjak splinter but everyone was obsessed over some russian guy and wanted to have sex with him and they were also failtrolls and hated the sharty and rules and there was this guy named glup who was really funny too and bobody idk so you start smiling and tears rush down from your eyes and you die lol


kuzzyboil 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.16578 del
john happyroadkill didnt say this


kuzzyboil 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.16579 del
>>16578
what did he say then


kuzzyboil 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:51 [Preview] No.16581 del
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first thing im doing after dying (if theres an afterlife) is meeting up with all of you because you're all my brothers and kin and i love you


kuzzyboil 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:47 [Preview] No.16602 del
>>16581
will we have hot steam sex?


kuzzyboil 06/09/2026 (Tue) 17:29 [Preview] No.16622 del
>>16602
maybe



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>shemmycucks are on their nunununununununununurevival while kuzzycucks have nothing
wtf you lazy niggers
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kuzzyboil 06/06/2026 (Sat) 17:03 [Preview] No.16534 del
>>16529
>hosted content: 25mb
I see it's 'popping off' as the kids say


kuzzyboil 06/06/2026 (Sat) 18:53 [Preview] No.16537 del
>>16534
Once unlocked it will have 1000pph (all high effort gemeralds btw) but dont worry youre invited


kuzzyboil 06/06/2026 (Sat) 19:25 [Preview] No.16540 del
bully the admin into making /kgs/


kuzzyboil 06/06/2026 (Sat) 19:26 [Preview] No.16542 del
how many shemmycucks are even left most of them assimilated into the chinny when it shutdown



What is the worst part about the modern soysphere


kuzzyboil 06/09/2026 (Tue) 12:10 [Preview] No.16611 del
the fact that its more rulecucked than 4chan when it comes to what you are allowed to discuss


kuzzyboil 06/09/2026 (Tue) 13:49 [Preview] No.16613 del


kuzzyboil 06/09/2026 (Tue) 14:00 [Preview] No.16615 del
>>16611
they are more obsessed with ban evaders than 'cuck



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What would have 2020-2022 or older oldfags thought of the current sharty especially the moralfagging
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kuzzyboil 06/08/2026 (Mon) 21:23 [Preview] No.16605 del
I've been on the sharty since early 2022, there were always obnoxious moralfags but I don't think that the overblown moralfagging is really the main problem with the site nowadays, it's more of a symptom. I think the problem with the site is how seriously it's taken now. Like, it used to be that soybooru and the wiki kinda just functioned as archives, now, they're pretty much their own spinoff communities that bring in droves of underage attentionwhoring retards who all eventually make their way to sharty and these people have drowned out the original population.
The soyjak wiki is a pretty good example of how things have changed, like you used to be able to just edit or make any page you want and it was more of a big shitpost than an actual source of information.
Other examples: the way the booru got turned into an actual forum, the existence of soyjak forum sites in general, integrity.js, IRC, media pending approval, the ban on userscript spam posting, the ban on proxies/VPNs, etc.


kuzzyboil 06/09/2026 (Tue) 01:20 [Preview] No.16607 del
>>16605
its weird how the site created for making fun of soyboy virtue signaling faggots became co-opted by actual reddit power triping fucking bronies fur-fags trannies pooners and what not


kuzzyboil 06/09/2026 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.16608 del
>>16607
Soibabas act like irl soyboys now


kuzzyboil 06/09/2026 (Tue) 12:09 [Preview] No.16610 del
>>16607
>everyone is a muhfuggen degenerate
oh im a swinnyfail


kuzzyboil 06/09/2026 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.16614 del
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Kuzzyshits, I only lurk on here but when are you going to have your own imageboard? I look forward to it.


kuzzyboil 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:21 [Preview] No.16601 del
nice try quote9a0ckara



this is SNCA but kuzzy domain might expire today or tomorrow
my friends gonna buy it MAYBE.
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kuzzyboil 06/07/2026 (Sun) 23:46 [Preview] No.16588 del
>>16587
whats ag


kuzzyboil 06/07/2026 (Sun) 23:48 [Preview] No.16589 del
>>16587
>apostrophe after "p"
Off to a good start.


kuzzyboil 06/08/2026 (Mon) 00:57 [Preview] No.16590 del
>>16589
just wrap it up
it'll be a -1 pph shithole like this too another kuzzy 2 here we go


kuzzyboil 06/08/2026 (Mon) 01:36 [Preview] No.16591 del
op won't do shit and if he does it will suck


kuzzyboil 06/08/2026 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.16598 del
>>16588
Animal gore



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the fact that Booru is going to turn into a social media platform after the sharty dies
as limenade put it:
>About the JSID: yes, it is still planned, but with some caveats. The imageboard would die. The wiki would stay alive, but be turned into a permanent archive. The booru would stay up and over time be turned into generic social media (remember memeburger, the ifunny clone hmm?) so that it survives after soyjaks eventually fade out as a meme. The plan of turning the boorum into generic social media is in fact in progress right now, with the first step having been the addition of the artworks section. Whether you support or are against this is up to you, though it should also be stated that the boorum is currently significantly more active than the imageboard itself.
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kuzzyboil 06/02/2026 (Tue) 22:05 [Preview] No.16422 del
>>16413
how was the connection to kara/ronald made though like


kuzzyboil 06/02/2026 (Tue) 22:06 [Preview] No.16423 del
>>16418
mainly due to mismanagement and not for anything else really.


kuzzyboil 06/03/2026 (Wed) 00:43 [Preview] No.16434 del
>>16423
so many admins are fucking faggots that wont let you have fun and treat imageboards like its another social media corporate shit


kuzzyboil 06/07/2026 (Sun) 22:18 [Preview] No.16586 del
>>16395
Who said we still couldn't win?


kuzzyboil 06/08/2026 (Mon) 01:41 [Preview] No.16592 del
>>16586
ian dutra



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good things come to those who wait.


kuzzyboil 06/07/2026 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.16553 del
When someone is pretending to be something they’re not. Can involve lying on social media/internet or lying in real life. Often used in a derogatory sense.

Derived from the original meaning of LARP, Live Action Role Play. When you say that someone is larping and you’re not talking about the literal game, you are saying that they are role-playing in their actual real life. Pretending to be rich, pretending to know about a topic, pretending to have a certain lifestyle, etc.
Amanda: Wow did you see Josh’s new lamborghini on IG?
Max: That’s not actually his, he took a photo of a random lambo at the dealership. He’s just larping like he has one.


kuzzyboil 06/07/2026 (Sun) 22:11 [Preview] No.16585 del
>>16553
slit your throat obsessed anti-larpcuck




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