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W.T. Neutraleyes Board owner 06/21/2025 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No. 6203 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Zdravstvuyte, kuzzyboils. A long time ago there was was a promise to made schan, and I can confidently say that your browsing it right now.
Вперёд к победе!
Email: mamekhan@morke.org
Не останавливайся!
@neutraleyes on Pitch, u/neutraleyes on Dread
УРАААAAAAAAA!!!!
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The Kuzzy is back!
https://thekuzzy.win/soy/index.html
this board will still serve as a bunker
Edited last time by olpriv on 07/22/2025 (Tue) 21:00.



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I found this abandoned repository https://gitgud.io/parley/Haruko.
It's imageboard software that's not that old but still works. This is what it looked like: https://archive.is/qiLyz.
and I would like your help in updating it. It would be a project for “new” imageboard software made with PHP because, from what I've seen, there aren't many like this left, so I created this repository: https://github.com/bigdustycheese/AobaIB which I will update and you will also help me with.

>>Why should we help you with this? What do I get in return, OP?

It's simply a collaborative fork. If you want to help me, that's fine. No one is forcing you.

(If you see this on other imageboards, it's not spam.)
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kuzzyboil 12/03/2025 (Wed) 22:39 [Preview] No.12250 del
>>12244
>which php version is this running on?
8.2


kuzzyboil 12/04/2025 (Thu) 04:18 [Preview] No.12252 del
>>12237
It has nothing to do with software, but I'll tell you something interesting.
About 1 or 2 months ago, I knew nothing about PHP. I saw the code, studied a little, and now I'm learning. It's really easy, and I have fun while learning. You should give it a try. I don't know why so many people find programming so boring or difficult when you can do wonderful things with it


kuzzyboil 12/04/2025 (Thu) 21:03 [Preview] No.12255 del
>>12252
I am in the process of learning PHP. I might be able to help you but I'm not that good yet


kuzzyboil 12/04/2025 (Thu) 21:11 [Preview] No.12257 del
>>12255
You can help us and learn from this project, which was also one of the reasons why I did it.



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mimi feet won, kuzcucks lost


kuzzyboil 12/04/2025 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.12253 del
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i tried to migrate to chinny, its kinda fun sometimes except 80% of the posts are just oldfag groupchat speaking to eachother about SNCA, oh and they dont even accept torposting so you have to setup as if ur trying to post on sharty to not get datamined, i miss kuzzy even more now where it was mostly funposting with less limits
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kuzzyboil 11/29/2025 (Sat) 18:46 [Preview] No.12230 del
>>12229
Yikes...I might be kinda missing out on the wholesomerino chinny then.... But you mentioned it revolving around oldfags, so im guessing it's cancer with a bunch of useless "remember the good old days? fuck newfags" threads
I was a janny in both iterations of the Kuzzy, like most other users I assume, nukuz had no vetting process and there were like 7 other janny accounts and none of them ever did anything geg.
I wanted to be promoted up the ranks of Kolyma so badly KEK but it never lasted long enough for anything to happen.


kuzzyboil 11/29/2025 (Sat) 19:06 [Preview] No.12231 del
>>12230
they arent really hostile against newcomers actively but rather their behaviour is kinda making most of the threads a snoozefest after like 20 replies at most, you can have a very fun thread for a bit, you make a bmt joke or something and then someone says "LOL! this reminds me of this (insert oldfag name)"(or anything along those lines) and then that summons 2 other oldfags and then they just speak about SNCA inside jokes that nobody else gives a shit about except those like 2-3 oldfags in the thread for the rest of the thread, if they were at least just hostile instead, that could be of use for bait and fun but they just turn it into a massive snoozefest and make everyone else leave an actually potentially fun thread while they just speak about their SNCA in there, but the first 10-20 or so replies(on a good day) can be pretty funny, though they still do make the "cancer with a bunch of useless" type threads in the form of attentionwhores and "lol dead board xDDD" though i just ignore those threads so they dont bother me at all, its just that they pretty much kill fun/potentially fun threads to turn them into an SNCA oldfag gc, though maybe its partially my fault for not being in the chinny from the start to actually give a shit about(or know even) what they are actually talking about but ig its fine as they at least do have some fun moments rather than all of it being that cancer(oh also again, no tor, so you have to setup a whole science project as a browser to not get datamined as you would do when visiting sharty)
>nukuz had no vetting process and there were like 7 other janny accounts and none of them ever did anything geg.
LOL well i want to tell you about those 7 accounts that did nothing but idk if ur gonna hate me for it...


kuzzyboil 11/30/2025 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.12232 del
Feels good that there are other kuzzyboils than me that haven't completely abandoned it
I don't check the soysphere anymore since thekuzzy shut down, the only imageboard i check is 4cuck.
It probably was the closest i experienced to actually reliving the magical 2023 experience, No drama about e-celeb boogeyman #2614,no corny ahh niggas thinking they the morale crusaders or someshit, nor actual diddy niggas it was just all good fucking FUN beatiful.
even if its with dead mexican adult and dead nigger baby (LTSI) now and if it got revived it will probably never be the same, i'll never forget it.
it's spirit will live on me, my persona life mission will be to make a new generation of kuzzyboils becoming the new KHANG of the world


kuzzyboil 11/30/2025 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.12233 del
>>12232
omgomgomg i made that bobody kuz image! :D


kuzzyboil 12/04/2025 (Thu) 01:11 [Preview] No.12251 del
>>12218
I think Kuzzy should return but only in imageboard form, as I don't think the bunker format will be very helpful. But I'm if it's not.
>>12228
there's the Chaddy, noJS works on it. gigacha.de, not trying to advertise it genuinely does work.
>>12229
the Chinny is a shitty site, some could argue it's similar to Kuzzy in that a lot of the userbase really felt like this really was the only soysphere site they could use but the Kuzzy never went to the extent of the Chinny were it was unbearable



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The Kuzzy is back!
https://thekuzzy.win/soy/index.html
this board will still serve as a bunker


kuzzyboil 11/24/2025 (Mon) 20:07 [Preview] No.12202 del
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*rapes u*


kuzzyboil 11/27/2025 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.12213 del
>Sorry, you have been blocked
>You are unable to access chud.win
>Why have I been blocked?
>
>This website is using a security service to protect itself from online attacks. The action you just performed triggered the security solution. There are several actions that could trigger this block including submitting a certain word or phrase, a SQL command or malformed data.
>What can I do to resolve this?
>
>You can email the site owner to let them know you were blocked. Please include what you were doing when this page came up and the Cloudflare Ray ID found at the bottom of this page.
>
>Cloudflare Ray ID: 3kzE97h837jsoA2 • Performance & security by Cloudflare
Bros...my IZZAT is fading


kuzzyboil 12/03/2025 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.12248 del
>>12202
why does he have only 1 leg



Canterlot Royal Ballet Academy kuzzyboil 12/01/2025 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No. 12234 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Several years ago, I stumbled upon an exceptionally beautiful yet little-known art series titled Canterlot Royal Ballet Academy. While ostensibly a fan work of My Little Pony, its uniqueness struck me as so profound that it felt almost entirely original - save for the character names. As the title suggests, the story follows the lives of anthropomorphic ponies attending a ballet academy.

I can't quite pinpoint why, but this work radiates a surreal, otherworldly aura - a uniquely captivating atmosphere unlike anything I'd encountered before. That first encounter left me immersed in its surreal experience for an entire day. When I stumbled upon it late at night, it felt eerie at first, but that sense of dissonance quickly dissolved into pure admiration. I fell into a beautiful trance, utterly captivated. I experienced an indescribable surreal, ethereal sensory journey, while also catching whiffs of a sweet, phantom scent.

The next morning, I thought it had been nothing but a dream, yet I was delighted to discover it was all real. Throughout the rest of that day, the sensation intensified, leaving me in a perpetual state of waking reverie, only ending when dusk eventually washed it away. Strangest of all, once that feeling faded, I could recall nothing of the day's events - only that serene, eternal sense of serendipitous bliss remained.

Whenever I gaze upon it, a peculiar feeling arises - as if it were something that shouldn't exist in reality, something unimaginable. Like a fragment of some magical dream miraculously transplanted into reality. Without any backstory, I could fully envision the entire series as if it truly existed. This wasn't a story I'd invented; it felt as though the sensation itself contained an inherent narrative thread. I can vividly picture the dreamlike fragmentation, imbued with a fleeting innocence. I can even precisely imagine how each character's voice should sound - those otherworldly tones seem to transcend time and space, originating nowhere in particular yet carrying an intensely intimate quality.

My fascination with CRBA has never waned over the years. I scoured the internet for every trace of it, only to discover how remarkably obscure it remains - a fact that deeply disappoints me. It seems everyone who encounters it finds it utterly brilliant, yet for some reason it never gains the recognition it deserves. AVCHonline's artistic evolution has been equally astonishing. Within just a few short years, he's leaped from rough cartoon sketches to the pinnacle of the CRBA series, yet even his earlier works have garnered more attention than his later creations.

I've made it my mission to make people find out about it and (hopefully) experience the same awe that I felt. So I've created a website to catalog all of the artwork in one place (and in the highest quality). Prior to this, it was scattered in many places across the internet, much of it only available in low resolution.

I've also created an imageboard for it.

The main site is here: https://crba.dedyn.io
The imageboard is here: https://ib.crba.dedyn.io

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kuzzyboil 12/01/2025 (Mon) 19:56 [Preview] No.12235 del
is this kuzzy 5



oldkuzdiddies are here?
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kuzzyboil 11/24/2025 (Mon) 21:56 [Preview] No.12204 del
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>kuzzyboil 11/24/2025 (Mon) 05:51 No. 12195 [X]
>oldkuzdiddies are here?
>kuzzyboil 11/24/2025 (Mon) 06:25 No.12197 [X]
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>yes and i wish i wasnt i just want kuz fuck I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT FUCK KUZ I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK I WANT KUZ FUCK
>kuzzyboil 11/24/2025 (Mon) 20:09 No.12203 [X]
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>>obsessedkuzzyadults are still obsessed
>let that sink in


kuzzyboil 11/24/2025 (Mon) 22:10 [Preview] No.12205 del
>>12204
kuzenstein...


kuzzyboil 11/26/2025 (Wed) 01:35 [Preview] No.12207 del
Over


kuzzyboil 11/27/2025 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.12209 del
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I'm still here


kuzzyboil 11/27/2025 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.12214 del
if you ever feel like shit just remember >>12204 is (judging my filename) most likely soyjado and he's still clittyleaking here for some fucking reason



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xe will release schan just give him 2 more weeks trvst the plan


kuzzyboil 11/23/2025 (Sun) 02:00 [Preview] No.12191 del
Okay


kuzzyboil 11/23/2025 (Sun) 23:21 [Preview] No.12193 del
>>12191
Okpedo...


kuzzyboil 11/24/2025 (Mon) 06:26 [Preview] No.12198 del
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THEKUZZY IS NOT YET LOST
ITS SPIRIT WILL LIVE ON
SOMEDAY KOLYMA WILL RETURN
STRONGER
AND ALL TRAITORS WILL FORGOTTEN BY HISTORY


kuzzyboil 11/24/2025 (Mon) 18:59 [Preview] No.12201 del
>it's real



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kakso 11/23/2025 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No. 12192 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
i kinda miss it...


kuzzyboil 11/23/2025 (Sun) 23:34 [Preview] No.12194 del
doctooos its him!!
get the liason!!!


kakso 11/24/2025 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.12200 del



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drawGOD are you still here?
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kuzzyboil 11/03/2025 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.12151 del
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>>12150
i still remember when xhe didnt like xhis name because the shemmy was a sinking ship and nukuz just shut down the kuzzy like a week after kekked
but seriously fuck you nukuz the kuzzy was the only good thing to come out of the soycuck sphere in like 3 years


kuzzyboil 11/03/2025 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.12152 del
>>12150
thanks for answering


kuzzyboil 11/03/2025 (Mon) 16:50 [Preview] No.12162 del
up


kuzzyboil 11/03/2025 (Mon) 20:24 [Preview] No.12163 del
uperino


kuzzyboil 11/24/2025 (Mon) 05:53 [Preview] No.12196 del
>>12151
xe was our tranmin....