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Poop and run: How Delhi Police thwarted serial burglars' stinky escape streak Reader 04/18/2025 (Fri) 23:24 Id: 58f427 [Preview] No. 28426
>Delhi Police have arrested a notorious thief who had devised a bizarre and filthy way to escape capture - by defecating in his pants whenever he sensed trouble.

>Whenever he sensed danger or believed he was about to be caught, Deepak would soil himself, creating such a foul stench that people, including the police, instinctively kept their distance. He would use this moment of hesitation to flee the scene.

>However, his luck finally ran out when police detained him in the Sadar Bazar area. Well aware of his filthy tactic, officers came prepared - wearing masks and gloves-to ensure his "poop and run" strategy wouldn't work this time. Deepak was taken into custody without incident and is now behind bars.

https://www.indiatoday.in/cities/delhi/story/delhi-police-arrest-thief-who-used-to-poop-his-pants-to-escape-capture-2699684-2025-03-26


Reader 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:25 Id: e93bd4 [Preview] No.28439 del
This shit is funny


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