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Meta Robot 07/14/2020 (Tue) 20:46:03 [Preview] No. 434 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>1. Obey endchan's global rules. https://endchan.net/.static/globalRules.html
>2. You must be a male virgin to post on this board. Exceptions to the second part may apply in very unique circumstances, such as in cases of rape, child abuse, etc.
>3. You must be at least 18 years old to post on this board. If you admit to being underage you're retarded enough to deserve a ban.
>4. Refrain from posting low quality threads and posts. Spam, roll threads, obvious bait, advertisements, normalfag/cyborg shit, etc. will be deleted.
>5. Posts made with the intention of derailing a rule abiding thread will be deleted.
>6. Check the catalog for similar topics before posting a new thread. Repetitive threads will be deleted.
>7. Keep blogposts in a FTDDTOT thread unless they're interesting enough to stand on their own and generate real discussion.
>8. Keep meta discussion and feedback in the sticky.
>9. Maintain the spirit of anonymity. No namefagging, tripfagging, avatarfagging, or signatures unless necessary for a specific thread. This rule will also encompass particularly unorthodox styles of writing that makes you clearly identifiable between threads.
>10. No instigating violence, ie: "You'll never do anything" posts or similar. /r9k/ is a board of peace.
>11. No "/r9gay/" posting
>12. No roastie worship, including "vtubers"
Rules and how the board is ran are always up for discussion.

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Robot 07/16/2020 (Thu) 19:44:14 [Preview] No.443 del
>6. Check the catalog for similar topics before posting a new thread. Repetitive threads may be merged.
If you're referring to the thread I deleted, you made a thread quoting a post in the waifu thread about 2D girls. If this site was using a later version of lynxchan I would have just merged it, but it's not. It wasn't worth an entire thread. I don't like having to delete posts I would otherwise just move, but it's really not that difficult to meet the standards for a quality thread inciting meaningful discussion.

Robot 07/29/2020 (Wed) 18:22:02 [Preview] No.462 del
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>Posts made with the intention of derailing a rule abiding thread will be deleted.
Too subjective. Most BOs/vols in the past have been way too fucking stupid to judge properly, so I can't say you have the wisdom to do it right. Just remember not to appease the mob for the sake of it I guess and prefer high-quality over "free speech" like better sites in the far distant past.

Robot 07/31/2020 (Fri) 00:41:19 [Preview] No.463 del
That's one of the less subjective rules. Organically spawned off-topic discussion isn't much of a concern, but if people identify that a thread is veering way off course and someone goes out of their way to continue derailing or bring up completely irrelevant topics out of the blue they'll probably have their posts deleted.
>Just remember not to appease the mob for the sake of it I guess and prefer high-quality over "free speech" like better sites in the far distant past.
The only thing I can do is be as transparent as possible and let people decide for themselves if the way I moderate and curate post quality is to their liking. It's another reason I generally prefer jschan since you can make notes on virtually every single moderation action for the boards logs.

Robot 08/05/2020 (Wed) 21:03:18 [Preview] No.471 del
But it's not, kill yourself, fuck the BO.

Robot general: welcoming committee edition Robot 07/16/2020 (Thu) 03:01 [Preview] No. 437 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm calling it that because the QTTDTOT threads were generals anyway. Post anything that's been going on in your life you feel like talking about. If you're just joining us, it's good to have you here again, bot.
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Robot 07/29/2020 (Wed) 18:14:15 [Preview] No.460 del
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Robot 07/29/2020 (Wed) 18:16:10 [Preview] No.461 del
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Fuck off newfag.

Robot 03/24/2022 (Thu) 17:27:26 [Preview] No. 496 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Pedophiles don't exit, it's a meaningless word used to harass and jail people. Here's my arguments:
1) I never seen a pedphile
2) no one can define a pedophile
3) all pedophiles are very different from each other, so the word isn't even harassing a specific group

Robot 12/05/2022 (Mon) 03:05 [Preview] No.505 del
>no-one can define a pedophile
a pedophile is someone who is attracted to kids
a kid is someone who has not begun puberty (~10)

I just want to die Robot 08/11/2021 (Wed) 20:28:51 [Preview] No. 487 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Im really ugly with no social skills and everybody hates me I have no chance at life im so patchtic that i cant even attempt sucide right. I wish dying was easy because im done with being an uglly awkward piece of shit.

Dont do it. Tony 01/10/2022 (Mon) 22:58:08 [Preview] No.490 del
I've been down that road before and im still in a place where i wish i was dead. I hate all the decisions I made but its never worth taking your life. If you wanna talk man im here.

Robot 02/21/2022 (Mon) 07:54:52 [Preview] No.491 del
>but its never worth taking your life
Nah it is half the time. Cope or rope you have to choose: death or lies.

Robot 02/22/2022 (Tue) 12:39:01 [Preview] No.494 del
Cheer up. Never get down on who you are. Find what makes you unique. It's there.


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Robot 07/24/2022 (Sun) 18:27:34 [Preview] No.504 del
nah cheer up brah you're not exactly in the ugly category, nigga look a little bit like a budget dexter and women loved watching that show for that faggot

/2022/ Robot 04/04/2022 (Mon) 01:35:12 [Preview] No. 497 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How's your 2022 going so far? Any different from your previous years?

Robot 04/22/2022 (Fri) 22:53:29 [Preview] No.498 del
I do not have a gf yet...

Robot 06/07/2022 (Tue) 23:51:47 [Preview] No.502 del
you are crqzzy thats why

Not sure who trolls here Robot 10/07/2021 (Thu) 09:22:47 [Preview] No. 488 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
But yeah if this were to go viral on GETTR the trad cucks and thots would lose their shit. Hell Trump would personally approve maybe more tits will get shown

>tfw no girl scouts gf Robot 02/27/2022 (Sun) 04:03:33 [Preview] No. 495 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
life is suffering! ;_;

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Slavery Robot 08/04/2020 (Tue) 21:08:35 [Preview] No. 466 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
If you could own a slave or slaves, would you? And if you have social anxiety, do you think you'd have trouble with someone you know is beneath you? I'd imagine it'd be easier for those with anxiety to deal with those who are beneath them and will do their every whim. Perhaps it may also help if they're normalfag slaves and the robot owner considers robots objectively superior to normalfags.
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Robot 08/17/2020 (Mon) 16:20:54 [Preview] No.472 del
What a hassssle. Even if you were nice to them they'd still resent you, and you'd have to interact with them all the time. Machinery was invented to free us from the slavery of nigger ownership.

Robot 08/31/2020 (Mon) 13:04:50 [Preview] No.473 del
I wouldn't trust random noggers around me at any time.

Robot 01/23/2021 (Sat) 15:29:22 [Preview] No.477 del
I already own a slave for since she was 15 now she is 26 and has 2 children with me. Literall slave

Robot 05/24/2021 (Mon) 10:22:34 [Preview] No.483 del
Obligatory mention of Dovahhatty

Robot 02/21/2022 (Mon) 07:57:07 [Preview] No.492 del
Having a slave would be nice... It would be weird if it was the Roman style where they slave is kinda part of your family; having him grab my pee jugs out of my room would be awkward.

I dont know what to write here Robot 11/25/2020 (Wed) 11:53:53 [Preview] No. 474 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I am happy for have found this board because 4chan r9k is full of normalfags. Sorry if my english is bad, i've recently lurnking and posting on english imageboard because i want to improve it.

Robot 12/11/2020 (Fri) 22:59:31 [Preview] No.476 del
Most of us have gone here, OP: https://zzzchan.xyz/r9k/index.html

Robot 12/11/2021 (Sat) 18:23:49 [Preview] No.489 del
Is that really the only place that is purely for lonely adult virgin males? It seems so slow.

Robot 07/26/2021 (Mon) 05:23:04 [Preview] No. 486 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
You is one brave man ?
The world is bad for you ?
The world transform you in one bag trash ?
You have hate the people for this ?
You want restart the world ?
I know how make it !!!
One Bat, One puncture, One Brave man, and one bit luck,
But if you survive,
You have the power for restart the world.
With one bat virus inside in body.
The slavers no born of the free men.
Good look Brave Man