god what have you done?????

by the time we are done your legs are vibrating

so are you gonna go with him, or are you gonna go with me

baka (means stupid in english)

what if i ruled one part of the world and you ruled the other part, and we like, went to war with each other...

haha looks like you fell, fancy some help getting up???

does it run mario kart

something inside me wants to protect u

if we huddled to conserve our dwindling body heat, we may be able to stave off hypothermia.

silly, you forgot to take the tags off your new jeans

your arms seem stiff, allow me to help

fun in the summer!!!!!

ITS TOO TIGHT IN HERE

you should have rehearsed the dance more idiot, let me show you how its done

its to commemorate the civil war miranda, and its not what it looks like

>>1253
well that wasnt part of the dress code, genius.

you look dumb

my pony needs to be corrected

stop walking all over me

>>1254
neither was that

thats not what its for

and they said shemmyshits aren't keyed

based thread

unconditional man love

>>1440
lol imagine if a man actually cared about you and werent just concerned with tryna stick their dick into you

i sometimes forget how gay i was growing up, i literally had to force myself into thinking that i wanted to date a girl so that i could go and ask her out, i think it was because there was a societal pressure and also i was trying to impress my religious mom lol. I forget that the only relationship i was in growing up was a gay one, because my mom + imageboards basically taught me that gay is bad, so i didnt want to see myself that way. Truth is though, ive always been a queer

>>1442
holy trauma dump holy trauma dump

>>1444
That's based, shemmycuck.

>>1445
boner was talking for itself just then, i didn't type that.

>>1444
i dont see it as trauma, its just crazy to me how blind you can be sometimes when the proof is right there

>>1446
Marge, I said that's based shemmycuck and you mention a boner.

>>1446
wait your boner can talk

>>1448
the boner that typed the message you originally responded to, yeah.