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DEY UPDATED THE BANZUKE
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Spartmans 05/12/2026 (Tue) 22:51 [Preview] No.302082 del
thx again for the highlight vids sumobro im prolly gonna miss most of the basher this time around and i really appreciate it


today's selection Spartmans 05/13/2026 (Wed) 17:47 [Preview] No.302098 del
am gonna upload the videos here, probably linking it on spartschan
am afraid dudders server can't handle the load


Spartmans 05/13/2026 (Wed) 17:48 [Preview] No.302099 del
many great fites today



truk & pullr (vary meny exclamation points)
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Spartmans 05/13/2026 (Wed) 02:05 [Preview] No.302088 del
>>302066
fug i hat local news so much
>LOOK AT THIS SHOCKING FOOTAGE FROM SURVIVOR SHAQUEEFA LAQUEEFIOT
>IT WAS A NORMAL DAY AT THE INTERSECTION UNTIL IT WASN'T
>THIS FOOTAGE IS DISTURBING
>LOOK HOW JAYQUON'S FACE CAPTURES IT ALL
>insert a gorillion more jumpcuts
just post dav ideo


Spartmans 05/13/2026 (Wed) 11:27 [Preview] No.302095 del
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didnt know you could catch an arc through the cars frame like that
kinda figured thered be too much resistance or whatever. but ig not when you got sukhdeep up top literally completing the 11kV circuit, and rajnesh walking around barefoot w a pitchfork


Spartmans 05/13/2026 (Wed) 11:33 [Preview] No.302096 del
sportschan is up budys


Spartmans 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:09 [Preview] No.302097 del
>>302096
everywhere is spartschan nao



saint plad's spanimal sanctuary bunker edition Spartmans 05/12/2026 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No. 302069 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
post youre rarest /sp/animals itt
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Spartmans 05/12/2026 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.302072 del
i lik phorns budys
vary dignified bucks


Spartmans 05/12/2026 (Tue) 20:51 [Preview] No.302081 del
>>302072
this spanimal looks kindof smart


Spartmans 05/12/2026 (Tue) 23:32 [Preview] No.302084 del
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Spartmans 05/13/2026 (Wed) 02:05 [Preview] No.302089 del
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Spartmans 05/13/2026 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.302094 del
>>302072
nose looks like some great ape's



It's Spover Spartmans 05/13/2026 (Wed) 00:45 [Preview] No. 302085 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
OH FUCK SPIGGAS


666 IS DEAD

WHORBS WANT 678


Spartmans 05/13/2026 (Wed) 06:18 [Preview] No.302093 del
shit, i only have 2 feet. why want wymn roaches?



MLB da thread Spartmans 05/01/2026 (Fri) 20:44 [Preview] No. 301909 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
TODAY'S SCHEDULE

Texas Rangers (15-16) vs. Detroit Tigers (16-16)
>05:40 PM CT
<TEX +108 / DET -126
Rangers Sports Network

Cincinnati Reds (20-11) vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (16-16)
>05:45 PM CT
<CIN +116 / PIT -134
Apple TV

Milwaukee Brewers (16-14) vs. Washington Nationals (15-17)
>05:45 PM CT
<MIL -126 / WSH +108
Fox 5 WTTG

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Spartmans 05/11/2026 (Mon) 22:16 [Preview] No.302056 del
>>302054
404 :(


Spartmans 05/11/2026 (Mon) 23:49 [Preview] No.302061 del
gob bbrwerewaz


Spartmans 05/12/2026 (Tue) 01:19 [Preview] No.302063 del
>>302054
pls he cant even lift the tombstone off his head i aint posting SHIT ;_;


Spartmans 05/13/2026 (Wed) 02:06 [Preview] No.302090 del
o shid ders a brewresrsa flag
gob bbrewreas


Spartmans 05/13/2026 (Wed) 02:33 [Preview] No.302091 del
>>302090
you have no powers here
no more mods
no more jannys
rot in hell forever



duddddddddddddrs gonna fuckin kill himself if this shit keeps up
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Spartmans 05/10/2026 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.302026 del
>>302021
ya and even a big file i posted so i wouldnt have to log in and its a no go cuz it wants to load a captcha for user deletion and da login page just wont so i cant janny anything away


Spartmans 05/10/2026 (Sun) 23:19 [Preview] No.302028 del
get saudi PIF investment in sportschan now that LIV golf is ded


Spartmans 05/12/2026 (Tue) 22:54 [Preview] No.302083 del
wish he'd make some kinda formal announcement about shutting sportschan down or something if he's not coming back i hat not knowing tbh


Spartmans 05/13/2026 (Wed) 01:58 [Preview] No.302086 del
>>302083
skinwalker told me had a heart attack


Spartmans 05/13/2026 (Wed) 01:59 [Preview] No.302087 del
>>302086
he had*



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/h/ Spartmans 05/10/2026 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No. 302029 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This is the designated /h/ thread. Spent the day not doing anything, then grilling wings
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Spartmans 05/12/2026 (Tue) 01:38 [Preview] No.302064 del
>>302059
isnt that basically what stuxnet is?


Spartmans 05/12/2026 (Tue) 02:04 [Preview] No.302065 del


Spartmans 05/12/2026 (Tue) 03:58 [Preview] No.302068 del
wait shorkcel is gonna make a new board for his hobbies?


Spartmans 05/12/2026 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.302071 del
>>302065
it kinda is tho
lik the whole point of stuxnet wasnt to steal data or hijack control of the computer or whatever lik a normal varus. the point was to cause irl damage to equipment by sending junk data to sensitive external equipment, while simultaneously tricking the computer into thinking that said junk data was "normal"

so i guess its not external equipment, but in spirit, youd be doing a similar thang. varus tells computer fan to "chill", while simultaneously telling computer that "this is fine", until sukhdeep is engulfed in lithium hellfire


Spartmans 05/12/2026 (Tue) 16:04 [Preview] No.302075 del
>>302071
There are interesting things in laptop and phone charging circuits over the past 5 years. It's nothing to do with cooling but rather charging circuits with direct hardware level access to allow specific iterations of under and over voltage.

Every single laptop and phone with USB-C power circuitry for power input and output has this design and its not a fucking coincidence.

I'm sure the same people who made stuxnet also influenced every hardware ODM/OEM to adopt this strategy of being able to remotely turn your lithium battery powered device into an bomb just like the pagers.



/sp/usic thread Spartmans 05/08/2026 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No. 301940 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
makin one until duddr comes back
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Spartmans 05/09/2026 (Sat) 01:13 [Preview] No.301960 del
>>301945
ofs meny thankrs budy i lik fugzi


Spartmans 05/09/2026 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.301972 del
>>301960
only time i listened to a fugazi album there was some dude on the cover w/ cum all over his face and the lyrics were about climate change and racism = bad


Spartmans 05/09/2026 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.301973 del
>>301972
and this ones about the lockheed corp and martin marietta merger/acquisition which resulted in the demonic entity we now know today as lockheed-martin
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ofb2UZhMXyg [Embed]
i mean it was the 90s. that was the counter-culture, 10-20yrs before it flipped to mainstream culture. similar to whats happening now w imageboardisms suddenly flipping into mainstream parlance

doesnt matter if you dgaf about lyrics anyways. theres other reasons they were important. theyre why you can still got to $5 punk shows all across the US. they were like the ONE punk band that never compromised on their hopeless ideals. its cool. you forget that in ppl nowadays. you just never see it.
also prolly the best rhythm section in punk. and clearly from the literal hundreds of hrs of live sets on record, theyre one of the tightest live bands that ever happened


Spartmans 05/10/2026 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.302004 del
>posting maid core to power up dudder


Spartmans 05/11/2026 (Mon) 22:21 [Preview] No.302057 del
p gud work or choresin b/g tunage
@startupbromusic on jootube



its joever
sportschan is gone forever

what will you do next
used 4cuck from 2007 until the 2014 move to 8ch
moved around to all the /sp/ homes until dudddder came back to save sportschan
now duddder and sportschan is kill

guess it is time to go outside


Spartmans 05/09/2026 (Sat) 17:22 [Preview] No.301975 del
i will jerk off into my own mouth while thingken about how much time i wasted on the internet


Spartmans 05/09/2026 (Sat) 21:32 [Preview] No.301976 del
shaddup nerd


Spartmans 05/09/2026 (Sat) 23:44 [Preview] No.301982 del
i will jerk off into my own mouth because im a nerd


Spartmans 05/10/2026 (Sun) 05:50 [Preview] No.301987 del
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why do they persecute >us so much?


Spartmans 05/10/2026 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.301994 del
i will jerk off into my own mouth while thingken about why they persecute >us so



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of hapy V days to budys and everyone except fagors
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Spartmans 05/08/2026 (Fri) 18:06 [Preview] No.301952 del
>>301949
something like that, the letter actually comes up frequently in words but almost everyone just uses E instead


Spartmans 05/08/2026 (Fri) 18:16 [Preview] No.301953 del
the ъ aka "hard sign" is the least used one and also usually replaced by the soft sign ь
ngl the last time i saw it being used was back in school


Spartmans 05/09/2026 (Sat) 01:11 [Preview] No.301959 del
Yo where a /jp/ at?


Spartmans 05/09/2026 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.301970 del
>>301966
thx budy