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THIS TEAM DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE HOLY FUCK
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Spartmans 04/28/2026 (Tue) 18:55 [Preview] No.301868 del
what happened with em?
i remember Roenick retired from them I think


Spartmans 04/28/2026 (Tue) 19:45 [Preview] No.301869 del
>>301866
i memeber one time i was in highschool and my budy txtd me and said "hey come meet us in the parkinglot" so i did and he was lik "cmon were gonna skip and drive to leaveland". so we all drove to leaveland getting drunk off of a big water bottle that he had filled with his dads vodka. then we went to an injuns game. and then i cant rly remember much until later that night where i remember running out of tops w a 30-rack at lik 2 in the morning so i guess we got more drunk at the hotel. the next day we dine and ditched at some dennys then went to best buy i think and stole some vidya thats how i got pokemon black and lik PS3 controllers and crap that we could resell on ebay/craigslist back at home. after the lil crime spree we were lik "aight were kinda pushin it", so we went to go flee the state, but some greek dude who didnt know any english got into a fender bender w us while we were leaving best buy. we obv rly didnt wanna call the cops, and he literally couldnt communicate, so he ended up having to call his son who lived around the block to translate, only to come tell us he didnt have any insurance or a license in the first place, so we were lik "perfect" then got in the car and escaped from the cursed lands known as ohio


Spartmans 04/28/2026 (Tue) 19:58 [Preview] No.301870 del
>>301868
moved to Utah
City of Phoenix and new owners kiked out


Spartmans 04/29/2026 (Wed) 18:42 [Preview] No.301874 del
>>301870
i see
sumo on teh 10th btw


Spartmans 04/30/2026 (Thu) 16:09 [Preview] No.301893 del
>>301869
what an excellent day god blessed you. prolly because he hates the greeks



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WEBM Thread Spartmans 03/27/2026 (Fri) 05:52 [Preview] No. 301685 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
⌘-F no webm thread. that's unacceptable
bro made a dent
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Spartmans 04/29/2026 (Wed) 16:15 [Preview] No.301872 del
>2 ded times in less than a month
is duddman actually bowing out of the imagebort game? i hope that faggot spat between the iran thread skitzos didnt make him wanna drop it


Spartmans 04/29/2026 (Wed) 18:54 [Preview] No.301875 del
>>301872
this aint the first time >we forgot to renew the cert
heem prolly just stuck on some irl shit that sucks dick


Spartmans 04/29/2026 (Wed) 21:50 [Preview] No.301877 del
>>301875
ye i know but two times in a month blows
hope whatever it is doesn't involve a rekt car ir a gay nigger stalker


Spartmans 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.301890 del
dudders new gf just accidentally sent me this
wat do spee?


Spartmans 04/30/2026 (Thu) 16:04 [Preview] No.301892 del
>>301890
no wonder he can't renew the cert. dudder is such a rascal



sportschan claims responsibility for the death of sportschan


Spartmans 04/30/2026 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.301884 del
sounds aboot right


Spartmans 04/30/2026 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.301888 del
sportschan demands no less than five (5) purple femtwink spankees fanxrils for the safe return of sportschan
if demands are not met in soon™, consequences will never be the same


Spartmans 04/30/2026 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.301889 del
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Duder (duddddddddermannn) is currently away, please send "EMERGENCY" if it's urgent.


Spartmans 04/30/2026 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.301886 del
i heard that dudder is in custody. he used sportschan as a front to sell drone parts to russia


Spartmans 04/30/2026 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.301887 del
>>301886
thats bullshit but if you told me thats what happened to helmut over at kohl id totally believe you



everytime I try to login to sportschan it says its gonna give my computer a virus what on earth is going on
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Spartmans 04/28/2026 (Tue) 05:23 [Preview] No.301858 del
told you the cert meltdown is real
drunk dudderst haha yeah


Spartmans 04/28/2026 (Tue) 17:26 [Preview] No.301862 del
i thikn the cert expired on sportschan.org
and cant post on 76chan.org


Spartmans 04/28/2026 (Tue) 18:34 [Preview] No.301863 del
cert expired and server storage is full

guess we just have to kill ourselves now


Spartmans 04/28/2026 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.301867 del


Spartmans 04/29/2026 (Wed) 18:40 [Preview] No.301873 del
>>301856
Did you tried restarting it?



HE HAS RETURNED

sportschon is back
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Spartmans 04/27/2026 (Mon) 21:42 [Preview] No.301851 del
>cert issues again
>email host i use for anonymous bullshit got taken down a couple days ago
>apparently the tard who owned it was in germoney and yuro union fags don't like anonymous stuff ofc
>can't even email dudder now to ask about it
uhhhhh


Spartmans 04/27/2026 (Mon) 22:56 [Preview] No.301852 del
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>>301851
quick lets have a séance and contact him that way
ill go grab my crystals brb


Spartmans 04/27/2026 (Mon) 23:56 [Preview] No.301853 del
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dudder, how have we angered you? what sacrifice do you require? virgins, goats or libations?


Spartmans 04/28/2026 (Tue) 02:01 [Preview] No.301854 del
you know what. fuck dudder and fuck sportschan. this is so ridiculous I just wanted to watch baseball with my friends


Spartmans 04/28/2026 (Tue) 05:25 [Preview] No.301859 del
>>301854
fuck you



its joever



duddr renew cert



MLB THREAD SAT 03/28/2026 Spartmans 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No. 301730 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
==TODAY'S SCHEDULE==

Saturday, March 28, 2026         
Rays         0-1 @ Cardinals    1-0   7:15 PM
Nationals    1-0 @ Cubs         0-1   7:20 PM
Athletics    0-1 @ Blue Jays    1-0   8:07 PM
Twins        0-1 @ Orioles      1-0   9:05 PM
Rangers      0-1 @ Phillies     1-0   9:05 PM
Red Sox      1-0 @ Reds         0-1   9:10 PM
Pirates      0-1 @ Mets         1-0   9:10 PM
Rockies      0-1 @ Marlins      1-0   9:10 PM
Angels       2-0 @ Astros       0-2  12:10 AM
White Sox    0-1 @ Brewers      1-0  12:10 AM
Royals       0-1 @ Braves       1-0  12:15 AM
Yankees      2-0 @ Giants       0-2  12:15 AM
Tigers       2-0 @ Padres       0-2   1:40 AM
D-backs      0-2 @ Dodgers      2-0   3:10 AM
Guardians    1-1 @ Mariners     1-1   3:40 AM
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Spartmans 03/30/2026 (Mon) 21:22 [Preview] No.301823 del
>>301730
IATA
go yankees
late games r bad


Spartmans 03/30/2026 (Mon) 21:49 [Preview] No.301827 del
whole lotta basedball left innit


Spartmans 03/30/2026 (Mon) 21:57 [Preview] No.301831 del
golly is that a child


Spartmans 03/30/2026 (Mon) 22:03 [Preview] No.301833 del
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*sips*


Spartmans 03/30/2026 (Mon) 22:04 [Preview] No.301834 del
kys nigger




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