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NEET General #676 - Easter Egg Hunt Edition NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No. 689733
Do not believe a NEET who tells you there is an egg hidden in his pocket. Turn around and run.

Old Thread: >>688758


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.689736 del
How?


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.689764 del
How does he do it?


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.689765 del
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Stock up while you can NEETs.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.689766 del
ProjectionistNEET is it possible to stream the footy on womboflix?


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.689767 del
>>689766
ReactNEET will probably need to develop a new solution for us.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.689768 del
>>689766
>>689767
I am not he.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.689769 del
Lost my multi on first goal scorer.
Need Richmond 1-39 to save me now.

>>689767
I wonder if I could stream my screen watching Kayo to womboflix which could stream that to cytube


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.689770 del
>>689766
I have no idea. Is there a youtube stream available?


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.689771 del
>>689767
He's too many standards in


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.689772 del
>>689765
I'm stocked up thanks Dan.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.689773 del
Severely woed


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.689774 del
>>689773
me too m8, me too


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.689775 del
What are some songs of the past 10 years that aren't complete trash?


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.689776 del
>>689771
He'll fine tomorrow.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.689777 del
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>>689772


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.689778 del
>>689775
I heard one NEET likes this one
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ACR3RUiV6Rw [Embed]


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.689779 del
>>689770
>a youtube stream
No it would be an illegal streaming site.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.689781 del
>>689779
Powered by ReactNEET's plugin that connects us.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.689782 del
>>689780
I just tried it, it doesn't work on cy.tube. Gonna have to ask react-neet to create a new streaming service for us. He's got nothing better to do anyway.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.689783 del
>>689775
I have the double album of Aurora "In gods we can touch"
Depends what sort of music you like.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=K17df81RL9Y [Embed]


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.689784 del
Pathetic from tiges


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.689785 del
Mel Gibson tried to crucify my mum in anightclub once but the bouncers stopped him and chucked him out.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.689786 del
Henlo.
Nice thread.
I am back from nap.
Made a curry for Motherbat and I.
Having a bottle of wine now.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.689787 del
>>689786
Did the miasma clear out alright?


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.689788 del
>>689787
Good word. Motherbat uses it regularly.
Yeah.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.689789 del
>>689786
A really hot curry or a mild one? mine are usually mild cause I use a lot of coconut cream in them.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.689790 del
>>689786
>Made a curry for Motherbat and I.
Wonderful.

>Having a bottle of wine now.
Good bottle?


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.689791 del
omg what a fucking turnaround the FUCKEN TOIGAAAS!!!


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.689792 del
>>689789
It was a rather mild butter chicken. She can't handle anything hot and claims it hurts her gums.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.689793 del
>>689791
>Tougas Family Farm is temporarily closed. If that's wrong, you can suggest an edit.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.689794 del
>>689790
>Good bottle?
Yeah pretty good. A Chalk Hill 'Europa' cab suav from the McLaren Vale region.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.689795 del
>>689793
They have very bad reviews with accusations of racism from 6-12 months ago.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.689796 del
>>689795
>accusations of racism from 6-12 months ago.
United States NEET Commune.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.689797 del
>>689769
Kayo stream would be perfect


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.689798 del
I am also back from nap.
Curry less.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.689799 del
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Ok, in 1 hour we will join Russell Crowe in the historical/war/adventure film Master And Commander - The Far Side Of The World (2003). In 30 minutes, we will be playing looney tunes easter special thing. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.689800 del
>>689799
polishing my cannon balls


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.689801 del
>>689800
big black ones?


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.689802 del
>>689801
Small lumpy and grey.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.689803 del
had some diced peaches and strawberry panna cotta for pudding


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.689804 del
>>689799
Does Russ blow up the french in this one?


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.689805 del
>>689804
They tease each other like flirty teenagers.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.689806 del
Had to pay the government for not doing tax


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.689807 del
>>689806
at least you didn't do the census


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.689808 del
bets not looking great


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.689809 del
Watching future batman on sneedtv


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.689810 del
Master and commander is a great film because there are no women in it.
LOTR only scores a 9 because of this scene
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wW4fLBD5MPs


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.689811 del
They hav a banner at the top of the stream advertising when the next main movies are on.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.689812 del
>>689806
how much?


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.689813 del
>>689812
$4500


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.689814 del
>>689813
lol


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.689815 del
>>689814
It's the late fee, not even the actual bill.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.689816 del
>>689810
Do you only watch gay porn?


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.689817 del
>>689815
yeah well, its not like it isn't well publicised


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.689818 del
>>689817
Where?


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.689819 del
Possum fired a warning shot across my bow once.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.689821 del
On the piss again. Coming up to a week long bender now.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.689822 del
>>689819
You should have heeded it.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.689823 del
>>689816
There is a woman in Master and Commander anyway. She just doesn't speak.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.689824 del
>>689811
very professional


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.689825 del
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Fact of the day - In the entire "Lord of the Rings" film trilogy, no two female characters ever speak to each other


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.689826 del
>>689822
I showed him my stern.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.689827 del
>>689826
Big target.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.689828 del
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Get in here neets, the movie is starting! https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.689829 del
Naughty cool NEETs


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.689831 del
>>689807
Is the census real?


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.689832 del
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I LOVE WOMEN


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.689833 del
>>689831
Not if you tell them lies


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.689834 del
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>>689832


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.689835 del
>>689821
That's not good.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.689836 del
>>689834
Thanks Trev.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.689837 del
fuckin muppet tigers


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.689838 del
>>689837
That's a very specific fetish.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.689839 del
Need to hit this 2 leg multi on sydney to save me


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.689840 del
>>689839
Exclude yourself before it is too late.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.689841 del
>>689839
Your charity is increasing at the pace of the Cas days.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.689842 del
>>689840
My payday is coming


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.689843 del
>>689834
It is the little wink that kills me.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.689844 del
>>689838
NEETs have varied tastes.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.689845 del
Adesanya KO/TKO R1 $14 hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.689846 del
>>689844
I think his name may be Calvin.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.689848 del
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Cat tried to steal my pidza. Checked cat had food, cat tried to steal pidza again when I was gone.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.689849 del
>>689848
Kot needs it!


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.689850 del
>>689848
Yum very nice, maybe next time make cat it's own pizza.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.689851 del
>>689847
faggot


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.689852 del
>>689848
Sneaky cat


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.689853 del
Cashed out on the multi, lost $6
Port somehow turned it around in 12 minutes


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.689854 del
>>689853
Exclusion. Now.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.689855 del
After I have a shower, water stores up in the shower head until a few hours later it suddenly comes out in a rush and the noise scares the crap out of me every time.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.689856 del
>>689853
You are investing more and more.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.689857 del
If mental illness isn't real. Then what's the deal with ztepmum?


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.689858 del
>>689857
It's a fetish


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.689859 del
>>689849
>>689850
Kot is stupid, eats strange things then throws up.
>>689852
Kot does not respect me, even stealing in front of me. I even walked in the rain to get kot food and it steals mine instead


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.689860 del
>>689853
I bet you $20 you lose more money tonight.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.689861 del
>>689858
A lot of fetishes are mental illnesses.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.689862 del
>>689861
I have a fetish for mental illness.
Am I real?


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.689863 del
>>689860
$50 says you're wrong.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.689864 del
Can't figure out how to turn on the heater and daddybots house
Can never figure these things out


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.689865 del
>>689862
No.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.689866 del
>>689862
I'm not real.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.689867 del
>>689863
I'll go you double or nothing split both ways.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.689868 del
>>689862
No.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.689869 del
>>689864
How's your penis?


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.689870 del
>>689851
Nasty.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.689871 del
>>689870
weeb


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.689872 del
>>689871
beeb


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.689873 del
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>tfw the NEET consensus is that you don't exist


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.689874 del
>>689873
i believe in you


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.689875 del
Nags? Nags


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.689876 del
>>689873
I don't believe you exist.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.689877 del
>>689874
Thank you


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.689878 del
>>689875
Nugs


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.689879 del
Snags? Snags


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.689880 del
>>689878
Nigs


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.689881 del
>>689880
Negers


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.689882 del
Picnics.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.689883 del
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>>689881


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.689884 del
If you die in real life then you die in real life.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.689885 del
>>689884
Nah I've got a saved game.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.689886 del
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Need to end this bender.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.689887 del
>>689886
You won't.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.689888 del
>>689885
Save file has been corrupted.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.689889 del
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>>689886


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.689890 del
>>689888
My game was corrupted right from the start.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.689891 del
>>689886
Will you start tomorrow?


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.689892 del
>>689864
Google it.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.689893 del
>>689892
I'm going to google myself while thinking about you.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.689894 del
>>689892
Google it real good.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.689895 del
>>689886
Me too. Day 4, on the asahi tallboys


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.689896 del
>>689893
Hot!


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.689897 del
Weber told me that if you google google you unlock the real internet.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.689898 del
If I visit Hiroshima then I'll arrive one day after ANZAC day.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.689899 del
Wonder if FIFOs on the standards


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.689900 del
Wonder if FIFOs on the springies


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.689901 del
Wondering if FIFO got dropped on Japan during WWII.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.689902 del
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Considering a feed.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.689903 del
>>689902
Consider drinking bleach.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.689904 del
>>689902
Better stock up on goon too.

A few our gooners will be suffering tomorrow if they don't stock up on medicine.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.689905 del
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Considering a bleach.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.689906 del
>>689902
I downloaded uber eats to have a look for feed
Gonna have peanut butter toast instead


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.689907 del
I want peanut butter toast now


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.689908 del
going bed


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.689909 del
>>689908
no you're not


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.689910 del
I might see who's fucking Ragnars wife tonight.
The King of Wessex has banged Ragnars wife,The Queen of Mercia and his sons wife the dirty old cunt.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.689911 del
and the Queen of Mercia pissed on Ragnar.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.689912 del
Monarchies are satanic.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.689913 del
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NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.689914 del
>>689903
Nasty.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.689915 del
>>689914
nAsTy


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.689916 del
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All right, thanks to everyone who came to our screening of Master And Commander - The Far Side Of The World - we had a big crowd, and it was a good movie. There are only two battle scenes - one at the start and the other at the end, and we only briefly meet the French captain who is the main antagonist, and only for a few moments. Most of the film is instead taken up with the tension of naval chases and life aboard the ship - and for that reason, I'm glad Peter Weir and not Ridley Scott directed it.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.689917 del
>>689916
jew movie


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:25 [Preview] No.689918 del
>>689917
There's just no pleasing some neets


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.689919 del
I want to fuck Sarah Desjardins.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.689920 del
>>689915
Gonna cry?


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.689921 del
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There is a neet here who really hates anime.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.689922 del
>>689920
you are with every "Nasty" post you make


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.689923 del
>>689921
why are you posting that shit here?


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.689924 del
>>689921
He hates everything.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:33 [Preview] No.689925 del
A sudden flurry of poor quality posting.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:33 [Preview] No.689926 del
>>689922
Yeah, I am crying out of my neet stick


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:33 [Preview] No.689927 del
>>689925
It's the Olive posters.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:33 [Preview] No.689928 del
>>689925
The NEETs are into the surly stage of the gooning.


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>>689923
Because (you) love it!


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.689930 del
Might need to go for a feed.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.689931 del
>>689929
Can you seriously cut it out?


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.689932 del
>>689927
Kek.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.689933 del
>>689932
It's obvious from the behaviour.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.689934 del
On The Day of the Spear the Olive posters will be rounded up and put in a small tin shed and given Olive.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.689935 del
Enjoying the smell of the big mac meal with bacon that I had for lunch
Gonna watch some more romcoms with george cloonely to woe myself like I did last night


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.689936 del
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>>689925
There is probably deeper cause.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.689937 del
>>689931
Maybe this wouldn't happen if you could not have a fucking tantrum over a single reaction image getting posted on an imageboard?


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.689938 del
>>689937
Settle down.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.689939 del
>>689934
Nice and sweaty.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.689940 del
>>689936
Yeah the way he's deliberately keeping it going.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.689941 del
>it's your fault I'm making low quality posts!


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.689942 del
>>689939
Hot!


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No.689943 del
>>689939
vile


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.689944 del
>>689908
Good night.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.689945 del
>>689944
he's still awake


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.689946 del
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NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.689947 del
>>689946
that's better


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.689948 del
>>689945
No he's not, he is in bed asleep.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.689949 del
>>689948
i told him he's not going to bed


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.689950 del
>>689949
Well someone is in my bed asleep, and it's not me.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.689951 del
Cruising is voting Yes to a boong voice so his missos cousins dont crack it at him


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:48 [Preview] No.689953 del
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>>689951
All the NEETs will vote yes for the boongs.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:49 [Preview] No.689954 del
>>689953
i would rape her so hard, leave that cunt unable to see because her eyes would be that swollen


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.689955 del
choke slam that cunt through a glass table!


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.689956 del
>>689954
>>689946


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.689957 del
>>689956
i would do no such thing to that woman, she looks like a fine lady


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.689958 del
>>689935
Big Mac with bacon sounds like a good feed


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.689959 del
I want to cover myself in Big Mac sauce then dip wicked wings in it.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.689960 del
>>689959
That can be arranged.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.689961 del
>>689959
>in it
What is it? Dip the wicked wings in yourself?


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.689962 del
>>689961
They would be very wicked then.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.689963 del
carn powah


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.689964 del
kung pao


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.689965 del
Exciting footy finish


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.689966 del
Possum covered me in Big Mac sauce and then locked me in a small tin shed with Weber once.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.689967 del
Monk made a short sighted decision once.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.689968 del
VERY EXCITING FOOTY FINISH


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.689969 del
>>689968
Who won?


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.689970 del
>>689969
Still going. BIG FINISH


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.689971 del
Power win!


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.689972 del
Still haven't had a feed. Considering some custard.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.689973 del
>>689972
Have a chocolate yogo.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No.689974 del
Really need a footy stream


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 12:22 [Preview] No.689975 del
>>689974


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.689976 del
gayfl


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.689977 del
Might poach 15 eggs for second dinner


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.689978 del
Just had what could only be described as the opposite to a one wipe wonder


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.689979 del
>>689977
You're not allowed in bed tonight.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.689980 del
>>689978
Get in the shower.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 12:36 [Preview] No.689981 del
>>689978
Ten wipe torture


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 12:54 [Preview] No.689982 del
How do I get a wife like peak Sofia Vergara when I have no house, job, money, aspirations, social network or marketable skills


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.689983 del
>>689982
You don't.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.689984 del
>>689982
Start with washing your arse


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 13:03 [Preview] No.689985 del
>>689984
Poorly bantered


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.689986 del
You win some.
You lose more.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.689987 del
>>689986
Negative sentiments.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.689988 del
>>689987
Think about what you're really gambling with.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.689989 del
There's no losers in gambling. There's winners, and there's quitters.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.689990 del
>>689988
You've got to be in it to win it.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.689991 del
Early Eddie Murphy


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.689992 del
watching taxi driver


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.689993 del
"I was in the Marines too"


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.689994 del
>>689992
Rain will wash it all down the drain.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.689995 del
“All my life needed was a sense of direction, a sense of someplace to go. I do not believe one should devote his life to morbid self-attention, but should become a person like other people.”


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.689996 del
You talkin to me?


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.689997 del
I don't see anyone else here


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 16:50 [Preview] No.689998 del
Had a big bowl of mac and cheese


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 16:56 [Preview] No.689999 del
Looking at porn and farting. Embarrassing myself in front of the sexy ladies.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 19:14 [Preview] No.690000 del
morning bros, happy easter


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 20:29 [Preview] No.690001 del
>>689986
>>689988
I like those ads.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 20:29 [Preview] No.690002 del
>>690000
Good morning NEET. Happy Easter.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 20:47 [Preview] No.690003 del
>>690002
Same to you mate, just realised I got quads with that last post, excellent.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 20:47 [Preview] No.690004 del
>>690003
Hopefully they bring you good luck and plentiful binges.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 20:50 [Preview] No.690005 del
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>>690000
>>690002
G'morning NEETs, Happy Easter


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 20:50 [Preview] No.690006 del
>>689999
Thanks Wizzy


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 21:07 [Preview] No.690007 del
>>690000
>>690002
>>690005
mording


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.690008 del
>>689999
Thank you Wizzy.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.690009 del
>>690005
>>690007
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.690010 del
If you have one of these nasty things near you, you can get $5 for an order over $15. I think it applies to most people but it is a deal that only last so many orders
>$5 off $15 Spend on Products Sold by Amazon AU & Delivered to Amazon Pickup Location @ Amazon AU
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/758945

A good use is getting something that is getting something cheap on their subscription service with 10% off. Cancel it when they post it.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 22:18 [Preview] No.690011 del
I'm going to go to the beach that makes you old.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.690012 del
>>690011
Hot!


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 22:40 [Preview] No.690013 del
im making autistic noises again


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 22:40 [Preview] No.690014 del
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im feeling sick again


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 22:41 [Preview] No.690015 del
the establishment attacks me rather than the points i make


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 22:54 [Preview] No.690016 del
cars and coffee victor harbor was disappointing
only six cars and a tractor and a couple of car loads of pigs hanging around


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 22:59 [Preview] No.690017 del
>>690014
have some coke and chocolate, that'll make you feel better


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 23:01 [Preview] No.690018 del
>>690007
>>690005
>>690002
>>690000
Morning. Happy Easter.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 23:05 [Preview] No.690019 del
>>690016
>cars and coffee victor harbor was disappointing
Was it cold?

>a couple of car loads of pigs hanging around
Good bacon?


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 23:05 [Preview] No.690020 del
>>690017
I will when I start drinking at the family feed.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 23:06 [Preview] No.690021 del
>>690018
Good morning NEET.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 23:08 [Preview] No.690022 del
>>690019
>Was it cold?
Yes, very cold and blustery.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 23:11 [Preview] No.690023 del
>>690022
I had a coat on during my morning NEET walk and it was going through it at times (I needed more layers on). I am enjoying the cold this year.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 23:15 [Preview] No.690024 del
>>690016
Was it a good tractor?


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 23:16 [Preview] No.690025 del
>>690024
it was red


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 23:19 [Preview] No.690026 del
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>>690025


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 23:34 [Preview] No.690027 del
I would like to own a big red tractir one day.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 23:35 [Preview] No.690028 del
>>690027
*tractor


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 23:38 [Preview] No.690030 del
>>690029
forgot the handle on the lid and the line between the top and bottom halves


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 23:38 [Preview] No.690031 del
>>690029
Well memed.


NEET 04/08/2023 (Sat) 23:41 [Preview] No.690032 del
>>690010
Begone bugperson


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 00:08 [Preview] No.690033 del
Thinking about moving house.
Very unhappy


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 00:10 [Preview] No.690034 del
>>690033
what's up?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 00:14 [Preview] No.690035 del
Clive just sent me a Happy Easter text.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 00:17 [Preview] No.690036 del
Chag Pesach sameach, fellow white people. What are neets doing for passover?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 00:17 [Preview] No.690037 del
>>690033
Too many bad home types? Boongs?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 00:17 [Preview] No.690038 del
>>690035
Clive just sent me nudes, I bet you didn't get them.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 00:20 [Preview] No.690039 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eQfMbSe7F2g [Embed]


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 00:21 [Preview] No.690040 del
>>690034
Been woe'd for a long time, somthing has to give. Just not getting any satisfaction out of life.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 00:22 [Preview] No.690041 del
>>690039
Woke and cringe


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 00:23 [Preview] No.690043 del
>>690038
I got his nudes and a big choccy egg.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 00:26 [Preview] No.690044 del
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NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 00:37 [Preview] No.690045 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CGt-rTDkMcM [Embed]

Hungry


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 00:57 [Preview] No.690046 del
It would probably be easy to convince kids to eat rabbit poo at Easter.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 01:03 [Preview] No.690047 del
>>690046
Not that you would do such a thing, right?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 01:05 [Preview] No.690048 del
Taylor Swift is back on the market.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 01:06 [Preview] No.690049 del
Would mind being the meat in a Tay and Olive sammich


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 01:06 [Preview] No.690050 del
>>690049
Wouldn’t wouldn’t I meant wouldn’t


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 01:08 [Preview] No.690051 del
I’m probably so obese that an average size girl couldn’t even get her arms around me


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 01:13 [Preview] No.690052 del
Drank too much coffee.
Shat liquid, compulsively scratching my face, crave sugar, jacked off 5 times in a row, want more coffee


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 01:41 [Preview] No.690053 del
>>690044
kek


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 01:46 [Preview] No.690054 del
>>690050
Too late it's been cancelled.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 01:47 [Preview] No.690055 del
bws opens at 9 being going at 10


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 01:48 [Preview] No.690056 del
Having the last of my coke and easter eggs. Been enjoying them more and more.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 01:55 [Preview] No.690057 del
>>690056
Enjoy them neet, remember it's only 12 months until you get to enjoy them again.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 01:56 [Preview] No.690058 del
>>690055
Even on a public joliday?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:04 [Preview] No.690059 del
>>690058
10 today and tomorrow and on sundays


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:05 [Preview] No.690060 del
Should be doing housework.
Too sad.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:09 [Preview] No.690061 del
>>690060
You can do my housework for me. It'll make you happy, I promise.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:10 [Preview] No.690062 del
At the point where being smashed feels like sober
Had 5 choofs and about to pour my third.
Fingers smell like resin.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:11 [Preview] No.690063 del
>>690059
It is Sunday.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:12 [Preview] No.690064 del
>>690056
Give me a detailed account on the recent chockie binge.
I have some melbas banana choc block, and dark choc with honeycomb.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:13 [Preview] No.690065 del
>>690063
and a public holiday


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:13 [Preview] No.690066 del
>>690057
No chocolate for any NEET until next easter.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:13 [Preview] No.690067 del
>>690062
It's wagon time.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.690068 del
>>690060
I did the dishes. Big productive.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.690069 del
>>690066
I don't think all of the neets would survive that.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.690070 del
>>690065
Its not tomorrow.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.690071 del
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Ok neets, today is Easter, and to celebrate the occasion womboflix will be playing a horror-comedy about genetically engineerd killer from New Zealand called Black Sheep (2006).

Then on Wednesday we will be watching the first episode of The Prisoner (1967), a psychological/philsophical/allegorical/sci-fi/spy series about a secret agent who resigns, and is abducted and taken to what looks like an idyllic village, but is really a bizarre prison. His warders demand information. He gives them nothing; he only tries to escape.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:17 [Preview] No.690072 del
>>690067
>>690071
What time is it on in best A


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:18 [Preview] No.690073 del
>>690064
Been moderate by my usual easter standards - today I had 120g rocklea road egg and 120 daralea milk chocolate egg. Yesterday I had a packet of small eggs, and the day before that a packet of cadbury creme eggs.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:18 [Preview] No.690074 del
>>690069
Pack it in now before hibernating.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:18 [Preview] No.690075 del
>>690072
6:30pm by my calculations


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:19 [Preview] No.690076 del
>>690073
>creme eggs
I felt my diaphragm spasm.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:20 [Preview] No.690077 del
>>690075
Thank you.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:21 [Preview] No.690078 del
>>690075
What's that in real people time?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:21 [Preview] No.690079 del
>>690062
It's what your body needs!


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:22 [Preview] No.690080 del
>>690078
It's 7pm AEDT


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.690081 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tEm_H280JLc [Embed]

Put this on the womboflix
Is there to make a playlist with neet picks to play inbetween moofie nights and afl streams?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.690082 del
>>690070
it's easter monday


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:25 [Preview] No.690083 del
>>690080
Real people.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:25 [Preview] No.690084 del
>>690079
Body needs more.
Still got them 3 mindies


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:26 [Preview] No.690085 del
>>690082
Thats not real.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:30 [Preview] No.690086 del
On this day in 836ad a Welsh farmer named Hywell from the village of St Fagans discovered that someone had stolen his shoes and all his leeks.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.690087 del
Another 2 cones.
I need to cut this out.
Might wagon it, slightly.
One every three days, as a treat.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:37 [Preview] No.690088 del
>>690086
I feel bad about the leeks.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:39 [Preview] No.690089 del
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Welsh farmers wouldn't have more than one pair of shoes.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:46 [Preview] No.690090 del
>>690089
The shoes leeked.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:50 [Preview] No.690091 del
>>690087
These days I just get my chores done then choof.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:57 [Preview] No.690092 del
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>>690088


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:57 [Preview] No.690093 del
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>>690088


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 02:58 [Preview] No.690094 del
how to work up the courage to kill myself
meth?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:07 [Preview] No.690095 del
very low quality posts


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.690096 del
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>>690095


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:16 [Preview] No.690097 del
>>690096
chigger


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:16 [Preview] No.690098 del
footy tonight?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:17 [Preview] No.690099 del
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NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.690100 del
Is Mongk's mum really getting porked by a tranny?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.690101 del
cracked another kilkenny


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.690102 del
>>690101
you bastard!


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.690103 del
>>690100
ftm or mtf?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:21 [Preview] No.690104 del
>>690103
I assume an mtf, so a man.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:21 [Preview] No.690105 del
>>690102
was south park ever good? seemed to be a meme


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:22 [Preview] No.690106 del
>>690105
Zoomer.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:23 [Preview] No.690107 del
>>690102
Well bantered.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:23 [Preview] No.690108 del
>>690106
no, south park came out when i was in primary school sum kid showed me it haha da cartoon do swears


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:24 [Preview] No.690109 del
>>690108
>sum


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:25 [Preview] No.690110 del
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NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:26 [Preview] No.690111 del
>>690110
Is there some hidden, esoteric meaning behind this post?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:31 [Preview] No.690112 del
Possum taught us how to do straussian readings of ausneets once. It turned out most posts were really about garlic bread


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:33 [Preview] No.690114 del
>>690113
Drink bleach, you faggot.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:37 [Preview] No.690115 del
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NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:40 [Preview] No.690116 del
I am God's drunkest driver.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:42 [Preview] No.690117 del
Bought a McWhopper.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:45 [Preview] No.690118 del
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>>690116
show us ur shiner


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.690119 del
>>690118
Jesus taught me martial arts.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.690120 del
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>>690117
with a qt?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:53 [Preview] No.690121 del
>>690120
very low quality posts from you lately


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:55 [Preview] No.690122 del
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>>690121
better than none


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:56 [Preview] No.690123 del
>>690122
we'd be better off without you


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:57 [Preview] No.690124 del
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>>690123
u need me


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:58 [Preview] No.690125 del
lol Trump is in the front row of the UFC event, sitting with Mike Tyson.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 03:59 [Preview] No.690126 del
>>690125
lol trump xD roflcopter :DDDDDDD


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 04:00 [Preview] No.690127 del
>>690126
Fuck off.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 04:00 [Preview] No.690128 del
trump? more like dump


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 04:01 [Preview] No.690129 del
>>690127
Settle down.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 04:02 [Preview] No.690130 del
>>690127
normie


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 04:02 [Preview] No.690131 del
>>690130
he's a defensive little munchkin


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 04:04 [Preview] No.690132 del
the sugar jew has me within its grasp


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.690133 del
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NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.690134 del
Bobby Joe.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 04:17 [Preview] No.690135 del
Canberra could have been called Kangaremu.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.690136 del
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NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.690137 del
went for a drive, had a pub meal, got a golden gaytime, had a rum, about to do a poo


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.690139 del
>>690118
What happened there neet.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 04:38 [Preview] No.690140 del
>>690137
A good day.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.690141 del
>>690140
The poo smells bad and might not flush


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.690142 del
>>690139
hit tree


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NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.690144 del
>>690137
A splendid turn of events


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 04:44 [Preview] No.690145 del
>>690144
We still don't know if the poo flushed though.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.690146 del
Going for Izzy in the fight.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 04:50 [Preview] No.690147 del
>>690146
link?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 04:50 [Preview] No.690148 del
>>690142
Thats not good, hope it won't be too expensive to fix.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 04:51 [Preview] No.690149 del
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>>690146
Izzy will crush the opposition.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 04:54 [Preview] No.690150 del
Spicy green curry
Mouth is burning


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 04:56 [Preview] No.690151 del
>>690150
>is burning
Straight to the arse.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.690152 del
it flushed


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.690153 del
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NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.690154 del
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NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.690155 del
>>690154
Chew it DO NOT suck it


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.690156 del
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NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.690157 del
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NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:15 [Preview] No.690158 del
What if God was one of us?
Just a Possum on a bus


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:16 [Preview] No.690159 del
>>690149
In the pool corner weighing in at 400lbs


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:20 [Preview] No.690160 del
>>690158
If God was a Possum the moon would be garlic bread.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.690161 del
>>690154
Only eat one.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.690162 del
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NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:23 [Preview] No.690163 del
>>690161
Is that even possible?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:26 [Preview] No.690164 del
>>690152
This is good news.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:26 [Preview] No.690165 del
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>>690136


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:27 [Preview] No.690166 del
>>690118
Goon tax?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.690167 del
>>690087
>>690115
NDIS pipeline.
Straight to UMM PTD LTD!


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:29 [Preview] No.690168 del
>>690124
Want.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:29 [Preview] No.690169 del
>>690167
Can I get a herder just for being choofed all day?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:30 [Preview] No.690171 del
>>690138
A lot will be out tomorrow.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:31 [Preview] No.690172 del
>>690152
Did she provide any comment?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:31 [Preview] No.690173 del
>>690154
Hot!


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:31 [Preview] No.690174 del
>>690162
Lizzo? No!


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:32 [Preview] No.690175 del
>>690160
>>690161


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:32 [Preview] No.690176 del
>>690143
>the attack on Possum's good name
He was slandered.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.690177 del
>>690172
No.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.690178 del
>>690176
Gas lighting?


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>>690178


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.690180 del
>>690169
Don't see why not.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.690181 del
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>>690172
She got changed though.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.690182 del
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Can movieNEET tell me is this real or made up


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:36 [Preview] No.690183 del
>>690180
Am I allowed to beat and sexually abuse them if I'm not a mong?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.690184 del
>>690182
It is real but the dogs are midgets in costume.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.690185 del
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>>690181


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.690186 del
>>690185
kek


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.690187 del
>>690183
sure


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:41 [Preview] No.690188 del
>>690182
Me far left.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.690189 del
>>690188
Bloody hippy


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.690190 del
bing lao ching ding


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.690191 del
>>690189
poorly bantered


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>>690185


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:45 [Preview] No.690193 del
im more gooderer than you


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.690194 del
>>690191
Your arse is poorly battered.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No.690195 del
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NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:49 [Preview] No.690196 del
>>690195
post the actual link the act on austlii.edu.au


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:50 [Preview] No.690197 del
NEET Liberation Front.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:51 [Preview] No.690198 del
>>690196
It's an anti racism page but there's some good stuff in there.
https://racismnoway.com.au/about-racism/timeline/1900s


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:53 [Preview] No.690199 del
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This guy got to be dad of all the boongs.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:53 [Preview] No.690200 del
We should start a factory.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:54 [Preview] No.690201 del
Finest Quality Organic Home Made Locally Produced NEET poo.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.690202 del
>>690200
About the only things NEETs can produce is gas and poo.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.690203 del
>>690202
If we produce a low quality enough factory then we could kill more Vietnamese than Australia did during the war.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.690204 del
now she's complaining about skid marks in the bowl


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.690205 del
>>690204
tell it it was like that when you bought it


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.690206 del
>>690205
I said she was in there last and trying to blame me for her own dirtyness


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.690207 del
>>690179
Pepeman.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.690208 del
>>690204
make her lick it clean


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.690209 del
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>>690181
I'm ready for the moofie.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.690210 del
>>690204
You just can't get a break, woe.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.690211 del
cunt punted the chihuahua across the yard


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.690212 del
anyone of you eat 98% dark chocolate before?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.690213 del
>>690212
yeah the lindt one is very bitter


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.690214 del
how to get the courage to kill myself?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.690215 del
>>690214
only gaybos kill themselves, don't be a gaybo


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.690216 del
>>690214
You're not allowed to neet, there is not enough of us as it is so we can't afford to lose one.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.690217 del
>>690214
Have a wank


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.690218 del
>>690212
I like it when I am in the mood. It's not bad.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.690219 del
having chooky tacos for dindins


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.690220 del
chookey tackies


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.690221 del
Clean your act up like your big brother Bob.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.690222 del
>>690212
No. I find that high coca shit to be a meme. Nothing wrong with milk or milk chocolate, it's the elixir of the white man.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 06:55 [Preview] No.690223 del
>>690214
Everytime I think of this I imagine how the world would be a better place without me. Fuck the world, they can suffer my presence for as long as possible.


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NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.690225 del
>>690224
I'm a superhero.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.690226 del
chicken trackies


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.690227 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM [Embed]


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NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.690229 del
fukken spaccies


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NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.690231 del
Moroccan baccys


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.690232 del
I had seven (7) tacos, Motherbat had three (3).


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.690233 del
>>690232
Next time eat only 6.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.690234 del
>>690185
Blessed bat.
If only you listened.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.690235 del
>>690232
>7 tacos
What did Motherbat have to say about that?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.690237 del
>>690233
I wanted us to have five each, but she insisted she could only eat three.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.690238 del
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Can other NEETs relate?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.690239 del
>>690204
Be a sweetie


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.690240 del
Anyway, a bachelor's handbag made two meals for two people and a dog.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.690241 del
>>690218
xx


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.690242 del
>>690232
Did you make your own?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.690243 del
>>690081
We already have something planned for the pre-movie stream tonight, but we'll play your megastructures video eventually.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.690244 del
>>690240
Chicken tacos?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.690245 del
>>690242
I did all the prep work and we constructed our own tacos.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.690246 del
>>690244
and a curry last night


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.690247 del
>>690245
Good boy


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.690248 del
>>690246
That is a good use of a chook


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.690249 del
>>690248
Yeah they go pretty far when you break them down.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.690250 del
>>690238
Kind of, I've always prefered stories and world building games to real life.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.690251 del
>>690248
Humph


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.690252 del
>>690222
Hello Tiffin.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.690253 del
>>690250
schizoid bro, checking into the secret schizoid society that exists inside my imagination


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.690254 del
>>690253
Reality isn't real.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.690255 del
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Ok neets, the horror-comedy Black Sheep (2006) will begin in 1 hour. 30 minutes before that we will be playing some of Top Gear's Bolivia Adventure as Jeremy Clarkson and company try and drive through amazonian jungle and the andes in a bunch of second hand 4WDs. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


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NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.690257 del
>>690255
If there's anything worse than the jew, it's the kiwi.


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NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 08:13 [Preview] No.690259 del
>>690255
When did we vote on that premovie entertainment?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.690260 del
>>690259
You don't vote on it, you just be grateful for it.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.690261 del
>>690259
Democracies are homosexual.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.690262 del
>>690260
>>690261
It's just some stuff the Hungarian had lying around.
Euro pandering.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.690263 del
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>>690258


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.690264 del
Learned this week that rapistneet killed himself. I don't know why anyone else liked that neet but people did.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.690265 del
>>690264
He did no such thing.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.690266 del
>>690262
Europe is homosexual.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.690267 del
>>690266
Especially Greece.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.690268 del
Feeling munted and schitzed out
Woke up at 4pm after falling asleep trying not to vomit
Need to get off the bender so I can drive home


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.690269 del
The Hungarian is sitting in the movie room all by himself.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.690270 del
>>690269
He is just punctual++


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.690271 del
>>690264
literally who


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 08:26 [Preview] No.690272 del
>>690271
NK was RapeNEET but I don't think he's dead, I could text him and find out.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.690273 del
>>690268
is this monk?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.690274 del
>>690272
>I could text him
You would need to make an offering to Dan to raise him from the dead.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.690275 del
>>690268
Sounds do-able.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.690276 del
>>690268
Need something to pick you up


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.690277 del
>>690271
>>690272
>>690273
He's just a neet i know, to my knowledge he's never posted here.
>>690265
Rapeneet was prolific, I pulled my boot knife on him once with my own asshole at stake, and on another occasion I caught him trying to rape an unconcious twink. This was probably just the tip of the iceberg. Fuck him.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.690278 del
>>690277
>was probably just the tip
You wish. He shoved in more than that.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.690279 del
Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.690280 del
Schizoid fantasies are just us getting into contact with our alternate dimension selves.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.690281 del
uh oh!


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.690282 del
Spaghettio


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.690283 del
Possums at the vet-io


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.690284 del
2 double cheeseburger (add bacon) meals down the hatch
absolutely stuffed


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.690285 del
>>690284
Big greasy feed.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.690286 del
feeling sad
also guts is gurgling


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.690287 del
>>690286
Have a wank +- binge +- goon.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.690288 del
>>690287
none of these are options at Motherbat’s at this time


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.690289 del
>>690288
Time for bed then. That's my plan for now.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.690290 del
>>690286
Purge time.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.690291 del
>>690289
Good night.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.690292 del
watched any good youtubes lately?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.690293 del
I wish I was phat instead of fat.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 11:53 [Preview] No.690294 del
>>690292
Entire history of the Roman Empire
Went for about 3hrs.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.690295 del
>>690294
>only 3 hours
Mustn't have been the entire history, then.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.690296 del
i hate the sugar jew


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 12:03 [Preview] No.690297 del
Dan Carlin's hardcore history podcast had a good series on fall of the Roman republic. Went for a lot longer than three hours.
It was very comfy to listen to in the background while I did other things.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.690298 del
I think I can hear fireworks.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.690299 del
>>690296
There is no sugar Jew. It was you all along.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.690300 del
Keep needing to shit.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.690301 del
Can't tell if people outside are screaming from fun and excitement or if somebody is being murdered.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.690302 del
>>690301
You can make certain


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.690303 del
Another shit.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.690304 del
Cruisey Rules Everything Around Me


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.690305 del
>>690304
Dollar bill yo


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.690306 del
Society is rotten to the core, and young guys have sniffed it.

Soyciety doesn't offer me anything to live for, fuck all the Normie clowns and feminists trying to suck life out of me. Just looking forward to fuck off and FIRE, riding motorcycles all day.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.690307 del
>>690306
What do you offer to society?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.690308 del
>>690307
Its a repost. but to answer your question, I work and pay (((taxes)))


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.690309 del
>>690306
Embrace the whiff.


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The mayo is made from bone marrow


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.690311 del
>>690310
Very arousing burgers. Excellent ooze.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.690312 del
We have some very strange NEETs here these days.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.690313 del
>>690312
Some love the ooze.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.690314 del
The ooze and the poos, how could a young NEET choose!


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.690315 del
I want the ooze, I don't want the poos


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.690316 del
Oozy Cruisey can't afford to be choosy.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.690317 del
Funky monkey is a chunky hunky


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.690318 del
I'm not chunky!!!


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.690319 del
t. bigbonedNEET


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.690320 del
Gurgling gurnzo


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.690321 del
It's not that big.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.690322 del
>>690321
Mogged.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.690323 del
>>690322
Not entirely convinced it's a bone either.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.690324 del
I'm over 6 foot, over six inches, and over 6 figures spent on boozing and gambling. Absolute chad


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.690325 del
>>690324
You're a sixy fella.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.690326 del
>>690324
Based.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.690327 del
Lets fucking go Killinure Lass at Cork race 7


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.690328 del
So hungry. Craving feed. Can't wait to have a big binge on discounted easter eggs.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.690329 del
>>690327
Nothing over $4 ever wins


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.690330 del
When will the choccies be on special?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 15:42 [Preview] No.690331 del
>>690328
>>690330
>not chunky


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 15:47 [Preview] No.690332 del
Norm McDonald is a great terrible comic.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.690333 del
Going to brush mein teefs and go to bed. Good nigth noots.s


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.690334 del
fucking stoppid nag. hope he makes good dog food
one of the jockeys fell off lolo


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 15:53 [Preview] No.690335 del
>>690333
Night


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 15:54 [Preview] No.690336 del
>>690334
What was it's odds?
Do you bet on a place, or just wins?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.690337 del
>>690336
Odds $9.50, staked $6, which is what I cashed out of last nights multi
Only wins, but I barely ever bet on horses, I don't know enough about it to really make an informed decision. Just went off the sportsbet tips thing


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.690338 del
>>690337
>only wins
I was talking with the bookies about that the other day.
They told me that I was stupid for not doing places, and only gamblers 'trying to win' but lose do that.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 16:50 [Preview] No.690339 del
Watching Talking Funny - HBO
It's Ricky Gervais, Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock and Louis CK talking and not making jokes.
It's hard to watch.
Ricky is a pretentious pseudo arty suck up to spray tanned Jerry who is telling him it's a business and acting snooty.
They're all trying to be philosophers.
Chris is talking about setting up a presence. Then called Louis a nigger.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 16:51 [Preview] No.690340 del
Pretence *


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 16:53 [Preview] No.690341 del
Comedy is about empathy - Ricky.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.690342 del
Is monk the new Nuro?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 17:06 [Preview] No.690343 del
>>690342
Monk has got this sorted


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 17:16 [Preview] No.690344 del
Jerry is good at moving things on.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 17:20 [Preview] No.690345 del
>>690343
Toilet lifestyle by July.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 17:28 [Preview] No.690346 del
>>690345
Riding around wagga with a bottle of cognac on a bike with a lawn mower engine after losing his license from dui


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 17:30 [Preview] No.690347 del
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Is anyone awake?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 18:17 [Preview] No.690348 del
Weber is Armenian


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.690349 del
morning neets, time to get back on the diet wagon


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 20:51 [Preview] No.690350 del
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>>690348
Damn, we should've known


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 21:10 [Preview] No.690351 del
>>690349
mording

>>690348
no


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 21:40 [Preview] No.690352 del
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NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 21:41 [Preview] No.690353 del
(9.15 MB 882x648 ZP8PF2T2E9PCPOkN.mp4)


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 21:52 [Preview] No.690354 del
>>690349
>>690351
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 22:14 [Preview] No.690355 del
>>690354
mording


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 22:57 [Preview] No.690357 del
>>690356
> kali@kali  ~  head -50 movies
Anything but this one.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:02 [Preview] No.690358 del
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Ok neets, let's try again: time for the meeting of the womboflix movie selection committee. Next week we will start seeing the first 3 Indiana Jones movies on Sunday, but we need to select some movies for Saturdays.

Out of the furnace
Wrongfully Accused (1998)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Angel Dust (1994)
Last Man Standing(1995)
The Sunset Limited
Outrage(2010)
Kamikaze Taxi (1995)
Captain Phillips (2013)
Blue Ruin (2013)
Chinatown(1974)
The Ghost and the Darkness (1996)
Godzilla(2014)
Smokin Aces (2006)
Rapid Fire(1992)
The French Connection (1971)
The Mauritanian
Apocalypse Now/Full Metal Jacket/Tropic Thunder
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Rambo (2008)
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Killer Workout
Zodiac (2007)
Who Killed Captain Alex
Under Siege
Wasabi
Spiderman
Wag The Dog
Truman Show
F/X
Zulu
Weekend At Bernies
Footrot Flats
Taxi Driver
Trading Places
BMX Bandits
There Will Be Blood
Synecdoche, New York
Fritz the cat


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:03 [Preview] No.690359 del
>>690357
thank you neet, I have deleted the post and made a new one


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:05 [Preview] No.690360 del
>>690358
>kali@kali  ~  head -50 movies
this one


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:06 [Preview] No.690361 del
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>>690360


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:07 [Preview] No.690362 del
>>690358
I think nuro is responsible for Killer Workout and it is best removed


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:08 [Preview] No.690363 del
>>690362
Nuro's dead.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:08 [Preview] No.690364 del
Nuro unironically claimed that street trash was a good movie. He ruined halloween for the rest of us.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:09 [Preview] No.690365 del
>>690364
>He ruined halloween for the rest of us.
I only liked that toilet scene where the bum melted. The best part. It could it have been a metaphor for his life, did we not see the deeper meaning?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:11 [Preview] No.690366 del
is the zodiak one about the serial killer or the rubber dinghy?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:14 [Preview] No.690367 del
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>>690358
Footrot Flats.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:14 [Preview] No.690368 del
>>690366
serial killer


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:15 [Preview] No.690369 del
>>690368
shame


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:23 [Preview] No.690371 del
>>690310
Nice looking burgers.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:24 [Preview] No.690372 del
>>690367
This is a good one


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:26 [Preview] No.690373 del
>>690370
Good morning NEET.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:26 [Preview] No.690374 del
Was going to be a sober day.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:26 [Preview] No.690375 del
>>690367
>>690372
I have no clue what it is about but the dog looks comfy.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:29 [Preview] No.690376 del
>>690353
People didn't know he was gay.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:32 [Preview] No.690377 del
>>690376
Understandable.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:38 [Preview] No.690378 del
What's open today?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:39 [Preview] No.690379 del
>>690378
IS KFC OPEN?


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:39 [Preview] No.690380 del
>>690379
Is it ¿


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:40 [Preview] No.690381 del
(1.43 MB 576x1024 osFc89jc.mp4)


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:41 [Preview] No.690382 del
>>690380
I'm going to the bakery


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:44 [Preview] No.690383 del
>>690381
It might be hotter if it was a bloke.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:46 [Preview] No.690384 del
>>690382
I've only been to it once and remember paying $15 for two dates so never went back.
Can't remember what the pastry treat was like.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:46 [Preview] No.690385 del
Two dares *


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:47 [Preview] No.690386 del
>>690384
which bakery


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:48 [Preview] No.690387 del
>>690383
>a bloke.
Hot!


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:50 [Preview] No.690388 del
>>690386
Lyndoch.
Iirc those sunrise bakeries started in Snowtown.. Might be prices bakery.
He used to drive down to Adelaide daily to deliver the goods to the Gawler bakery.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:50 [Preview] No.690389 del
>>690388
I'm not in Lyndoch


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:52 [Preview] No.690390 del
>>690389
Which one then?
The next best one is the one near Blair Athol on main north.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:54 [Preview] No.690391 del
>>690390
I don't know. One of the ones in Victor, Middleton, Goolwa, or Yankalilla


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.690392 del
>>690391
I'm a dumb dumb. I forgot you were with Bat.


NEET 04/09/2023 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.690393 del
>>690392
You don't listen. You never listen.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 00:04 [Preview] No.690394 del
>>690393
what?


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 00:05 [Preview] No.690395 del
>>690394
Nothing. I'm fine.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 00:06 [Preview] No.690396 del
>>690395
I suppose it's out of the question to ask for a chicken and leek pie and a slice of caramel slice.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 00:13 [Preview] No.690397 del
>>690396
Did Weber steal that welshmans leaks?


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 00:21 [Preview] No.690398 del
>>690397
He's already angry with me. I don't want to accuse him.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 00:22 [Preview] No.690399 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mr5V3m6JMwY [Embed]

This guy dresses and moves like possum


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 00:23 [Preview] No.690400 del
>>690381
ugly whore


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 00:26 [Preview] No.690401 del
Need to venture out to get some Pepsi. Not keen.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 00:34 [Preview] No.690402 del
He'll get me a sausage roll at least.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 00:36 [Preview] No.690403 del
>>690402
Hope he gets me a pie.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 00:37 [Preview] No.690404 del
>>690403
Clive?


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 00:44 [Preview] No.690405 del
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>>690404


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 00:51 [Preview] No.690406 del
>>690372
>>690375
Anything is an improvement over last nights New Zealand effort.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 01:19 [Preview] No.690407 del
had a pepper pie and a chocolate eclair
having a stout now


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 01:24 [Preview] No.690408 del
>>690407
>had a pepper pie and a chocolate eclair
I binged on some KFC. Original Recipe burger and Go Bucket with Popcorn Chicken. That sounds nice though.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 01:30 [Preview] No.690409 del
>>690406
That's a New Zealand one too.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 01:31 [Preview] No.690410 del
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>>690409


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 01:31 [Preview] No.690411 del
>>690399
Based as it gets.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 01:34 [Preview] No.690412 del
>>690411
The firmest studmuffin top


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 01:35 [Preview] No.690413 del
>>690408
I just cooked up some white button mushrooms with plenty of butter and salt.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 01:36 [Preview] No.690414 del
>>690411
It was really good when Glen got dementia and fucked up every performance.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 01:40 [Preview] No.690415 del
>>690414
Very negative remark.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 01:45 [Preview] No.690416 del
high and shitposting
cackling away in my lair to myself for being absurd


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 01:48 [Preview] No.690417 del
>>690416
>away in my lair
A hidden lair I hope, every neet needs a hidden lair.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 01:48 [Preview] No.690418 del
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fitting to post this one on /mu/


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 01:49 [Preview] No.690419 del
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>>690416
You're a mad lad wild man


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 01:51 [Preview] No.690420 del
>>690418
>fitting
finna


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No.690421 del
>>690413
Do you let them sweat for ages?
That's how I cook them, low and slow with salt and butter.
I've been seeing you tubers fry them fast lately.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 02:02 [Preview] No.690425 del
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NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 02:03 [Preview] No.690426 del
All the crazies are out today.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 02:11 [Preview] No.690427 del
>>690421
Yeah generally slow cooked.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 02:12 [Preview] No.690428 del
Fatherbot used to cook mushrooms in a saucepan in some disgusting stinky way


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 02:16 [Preview] No.690429 del
>>690427
>>690428
Some people put water and less butter.
Or margarine.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 02:18 [Preview] No.690430 del
>>690429
I think he used butter and worcestershire sauce something. Big black and brown stinky mess.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 02:32 [Preview] No.690431 del
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the joke getter has logged on


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 02:32 [Preview] No.690432 del
stinky fungal jus


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 02:33 [Preview] No.690433 del
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>>690432


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 02:34 [Preview] No.690434 del
fashionable indigenous women


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 02:36 [Preview] No.690435 del
>>690434
Those were sistergirls.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 02:37 [Preview] No.690436 del
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>>690434
>fashionable indigenous women
one of the google image results


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 02:40 [Preview] No.690437 del
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>>690436


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 03:07 [Preview] No.690438 del
feel like having a cry but know it won't help


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 03:10 [Preview] No.690439 del
>>690438
Let it all out NEET.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 03:17 [Preview] No.690440 del
>>690358
Blue ruin was good. as many of you will eventually become homeless and occasionally break into the homes of normies on holidays to use their bath and steal clean clothes, I reccomend (You) become accustomed to how it is done by watching this moofie.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 03:23 [Preview] No.690441 del
>>690440
>and steal clean clothes
I will need 5XL.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.690442 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NLDpWrwijE8 [Embed]


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 03:34 [Preview] No.690443 del
might have nap


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.690444 del
Possum stole all my clothes to make a nest for himself and he did not use the bath but I believe he did use the soap holder once.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.690445 del
>>690443
Goodnight neet.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 03:43 [Preview] No.690446 del
>>690441
You'll also need to break into food stores to maintain that full neet figure.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 04:01 [Preview] No.690447 del
>>690446
And he'll have to eat extra to make up for all the hard work.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.690448 del
Had to check my bum.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 04:08 [Preview] No.690449 del
>Out of the furnace (lots of guns and that batman actor)
Wrongfully Accused (1998) (ye gods a comedy pastiche)
Good Will Hunting (1997) (Jason bourne and robbie williams gay moofie)
Angel Dust (1994) (gook snore festival)
Last Man Standing(1995) (Bruce willis olden days shooty moofie)
The Sunset Limited (main actor is nigger)
Outrage(2010) (yakuza moofie with no niggers)
Kamikaze Taxi (1995) ('international" arthouse film with japs)
Captain Phillips (2013) (memeworthy moment involving irish pirates)
>Blue Ruin (2013) (classic grey man rambo kino)
>Chinatown(1974) (jack nickleson before he plays himself in every moofie he's in)
The Ghost and the Darkness (1996) (white men pwn african wildife)
Godzilla(2014) (cgi woo)
Smokin Aces (2006) (Las Vegas gun circus)
Rapid Fire(1992) (not as good as a van damme but better than segal poo)
> The French Connection (1971) (Real moofie from the golden years)
The Mauritanian (Hero Lawyer moofie)
Apocalypse Now/Full Metal Jacket/Tropic Thunder (mang i got those on DVD)
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) (spoopy crime moofie)
Rambo (2008) (Rambo before it tops out 1n 2019)
>Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991) (Dolph lundgren kicks jap arse)
Killer Workout (big yuks 80's slasher moofie)
Zodiac (2007) (they dont catch him in the end)
Who Killed Captain Alex (niggers. no)
Under Siege (segal. no)
Wasabi (funny frog crime moofie about japs fucksake)
Spiderman (Jew moofie with jew subtext)
Wag The Dog ("satire" moofie about ZOG/MSM lies)
Truman Show (referenced in eminem rap)
F/X (yeah lets see how they did CGI in the olden days)
>Zulu (too stiff for wishy washy anti-whites)
Weekend At Bernies (sad moofie about main character dying)
Footrot Flats (I'll flatten (You))
Taxi Driver (that wrist gun is cool)
Trading Places (mang we watched this at christmas that one time remember)
BMX Bandits (has nicole kidman before she starred in alien, aliens and alien 3, 4 and 5 I believe)
There Will Be Blood (too long but pretty kino regardless)
Synecdoche, New York (Gay, boring arthouse
Fritz the cat (cartoon moofies are hit or miss)


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.690450 del
>>690448
Hope it's not the rash.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 04:25 [Preview] No.690451 del
>>690450
He is doomed.
>>690448
Goodnight NEET you will be missed.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 04:26 [Preview] No.690452 del
>>690449
Thank you, movie review neet. I will use your list in future.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.690453 del
>>690452
He made derogatory comments about some of the films I nominated.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.690454 del
Went to woollies. Easter eggs are still expensive. Feel awful, both physically and psychologically.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.690455 del
>>690453
Synedoche is not art house


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 05:02 [Preview] No.690456 del
>>690455
Wikipedia describes it as postmodern and existentialist. They may as well have just said "for poofs".


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 05:08 [Preview] No.690457 del
fart house


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 05:10 [Preview] No.690458 del
Still watching Norm McDonald.
Might have brain damage.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 05:12 [Preview] No.690459 del
>>690458
Print that fridge meme out.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 05:13 [Preview] No.690460 del
>>690453
where is 'Smokey and the Bandit'?
the ones i greentexted are my votes
YOu should be happy I examined your whole list in detail


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 05:23 [Preview] No.690461 del
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>>690460
We are always grateful for your expertise and guidance.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 05:26 [Preview] No.690462 del
I really need to stop visiting websites which do nothing but upset and agitate me. ABC News is the worst one. Nothing but a stream of demoralising pozz.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 05:30 [Preview] No.690463 del
One night when Possum and I were drinking heavily in a Nepalese crackhouse he confided in me that Cruisey is really a frenchman and his real name is Cruiseau.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 05:34 [Preview] No.690464 del
>>690449
Thicc.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.690465 del
>>690454
Easter Egg binges will become cheaper in the coming days NEET.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.690466 del
>>690463
And Monaro's name is Friday?


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.690467 del
Did some lifting for the first time in 18 months. Starting small.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.690468 del
>>690466
Robinson.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.690469 del
G


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 06:09 [Preview] No.690470 del
iggety


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 06:09 [Preview] No.690471 del
F


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 06:10 [Preview] No.690472 del
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NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 06:11 [Preview] No.690473 del
Cunt off you cunting cunt


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 06:11 [Preview] No.690474 del
>>690472
The toilet lifestyle claims another victim.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 06:11 [Preview] No.690475 del
Santa Monica Blvd


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.690476 del
>>690472
Imagine the smell.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 06:26 [Preview] No.690477 del
>>690472
Hot!


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.690478 del
>>690472
Vile.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.690479 del
>>690472
>>690342


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.690480 del
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This moofie was pretty good


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 06:38 [Preview] No.690481 del
>>690480
It even says it is kino on the poster.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.690482 del
>>690480
Is it a movie about bad homes?


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 06:43 [Preview] No.690483 del
They burned down a primary school near davo NEET last night.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.690484 del
woke from nap
made pepperoni pidser which will go in teh oven soon


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.690485 del
>>690483
>"Our school sports day – due to be held on Friday – will be postponed
The execs did it.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.690486 del
Rape


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.690487 del
>>690483
Sounds like a bad area.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.690488 del
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NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.690489 del
>>690488
male


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.690490 del
>>690488
Good old fun among the boys.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 07:07 [Preview] No.690491 del
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NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 07:09 [Preview] No.690492 del
>>690460
>the ones i greentexted are my votes
That's a lot of votes neet, it's gonna take a while to get through them all and I have to let other neets vote occasionally too.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.690493 del
>>690491
kek


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.690494 del
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Back to work tomorrow, wagies.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 07:24 [Preview] No.690495 del
>>690494
We should cancel all long weekends. Wagie scum don't deserve them.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.690496 del
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wonder what monks up to


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.690497 del
>>690496
Nothing good. He is a constant source of disappointment.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.690498 del
>>690494
>>690495
Meanies, leave the poor long suffering wagies alone.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.690499 del
Apparently I can get DSP while still working 29 hours a week


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.690500 del
>>690494
Wednesday for me


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.690501 del
>>690499
do any of our dsp neets work part time?


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.690502 del
>>690501
posso delivers pizza a few nights a week IIRC


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.690503 del
>>690502
They would not be able to trust him around the garlic breads.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.690504 del
>>690501
no


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.690505 del
>>690504
yes


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.690507 del
>>690503
hed shove the frozen ones up his bussy and then slowcook them in his anus with his body heat.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.690508 del
>>690505
And yes means


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.690509 del
>>690507
I would be surprised if that was the case.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.690510 del
>>690509
I agree. Possum is not dirty.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:16 [Preview] No.690511 del
>>690508
anal


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:16 [Preview] No.690512 del
>>690507
a terrible post


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.690513 del
>>690499
The challenge is first getting it for some.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.690514 del
>>690506
Good one too.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.690515 del
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>>690507
He would do no such thing, he is a sweet innocent Possum.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.690516 del
He is being slandered again.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.690517 del
My great-grandad invented milk.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.690518 del
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>>690506


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.690519 del
>>690518
I miss that one. I like how the car is in the middle of the road.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.690520 del
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>>690517


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.690521 del
milk is a complete food


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.690522 del
>>690497
Wasn't he working on his business idea last week?


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.690523 del
>>690522
>his business
Ah yes, another NEET businessman.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.690524 del
We should infect all the food we sell you China with a disease that takes time to take effect, so that we can infect as many Chinks as possible before they start dropping.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.690525 del
I teased a NEET for not being able to pronounce Worcestershire, once.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.690526 del
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>>690521


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.690527 del
I had another nosebleed. That's two in two days.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.690528 del
>>690523
I heard it was going to bring in millions. He even offered a NEET a loan.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.690529 del
>>690526
Thanks Dan.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.690530 del
>>690528
I'm directly related to my ancestors.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.690531 del
the little crunchy man with big feet is back


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.690532 del
>>690530
Are you a member of the Royal family?


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.690533 del
do electric cows make milk?


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.690534 del
>>690533
Only if you put a big 400v DC electrode up their arse.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.690536 del
cows cause quite a problem


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.690537 del
the wikileaks of food


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:47 [Preview] No.690538 del
>>690535
I would love to give his little nose a rub.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.690539 del
Tomorrow is Tuesday?


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:51 [Preview] No.690540 del
>>690539
all day


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.690541 del
i may do a masturbation, i haven't all day


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.690542 del
im not allowed


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.690543 del
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>>690541


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.690544 del
Gonna make peanut butter sandwiches for my flights.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.690545 del
Been to Wendy's lately?


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.690546 del
>>690544
>my flights
Where are you going NEET?


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.690547 del
>>690544
Good idea, you don't want a upset neet belly on a long flight.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.690548 del
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>>690546


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.690549 del
>>690545
I don't know a Wendy.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.690550 del
>>690538
>IKTF


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.690551 del
>>690550
I think at the commune we should make it a rule that we all get to give it a little rub on Tuesday mornings.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.690552 del
>>690551
That would be lovely. Approved.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.690553 del
>>690468
>>690463
>>690466
Robinson Cruseau

I deserved a well bantered.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.690554 del
>>690553
You most certainly do not.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.690555 del
>>690553
>I deserved a well bantered.
Sounds like food for thought.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.690556 del
>>690554
I went and had a nap knowing that the NEETs would appreciate my jovial tone and quick wit.
Disappointed that the big brain NEETs didn't get it.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.690557 del
All my spaghetti is tubular spaghetti.
I hadn't noticed, I now have three packets of it.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.690558 del
>>690556
You didn't even spell it correctly. Crusoe.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.690559 del
>>690557
Spaghettini no. 3 or nothing.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.690560 del
>>690556
Many such cases, woe.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.690561 del
>>690558
I didn't spell it that way.
You just don't get it.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.690562 del
You ever go toilet


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.690563 del
>>690553
>I deserved a well bantered.
I considered it, but in the end I felt it did not meet the threshold.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.690564 del
>>690562
Elvis died from "Rockin" too hard


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.690565 del
>>690557
>tubular spaghetti
It will do in a pinch. It can burn lips because hot water gets trapped inside the tubes and then drips out as it enters your mouth.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.690566 del
>>690565
That's what she said!


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.690567 del
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NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.690568 del
>>690562
i'm going to bed soon


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.690569 del
>>690568
me too
probably 7.30
any earlier and mothrbat will think i'm being rude


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.690570 del
I rape, but for roleplay purposes only.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.690571 del
>>690569
why is she so mean to you?


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.690573 del
>>690563
You didn't consider it. You didn't get it.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.690574 del
>>690568
>>690569
Good night NEETs.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.690575 del
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>>690565
>>690559
It's not great.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.690576 del
>>690567
That is my exact body type.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.690577 del
>>690571
She knows what he does when he goes to bed.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.690578 del
>>690573
I got it immediately. I felt sorry for you, it was such poor wit. I was considering a pity (you).


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.690579 del
>>690577
i only do farts in the bed here
no wanks


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.690580 del
>>690575
Looks good.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.690581 del
>>690576
You look good.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.690582 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DAzhpqLA20Y [Embed]


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.690583 del
>>690581
I don't deny it.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.690584 del
>>690578
No you weren't.
You thought it was a movie reference


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.690585 del
>>690575
Hope you didn't buy too much of it.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.690586 del
>>690579
Well restrained


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.690587 del
>>690585
Three packets.
Feels like the spaghetti in can spag.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.690588 del
>three packets
m8...


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.690589 del
Got that 5 day bender schitz going on
Back on the wagon


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.690590 del
>>690589
Sounds do-able. Starting tomorrow?


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.690591 del
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NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.690593 del
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>tfw you just wanted to call Cruisey a frenchman but the NEETs went all swiss army knife on it


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.690594 del
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>>690593
>french


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.690595 del
>>690594
>Treveau


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.690596 del
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>>690595


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.690597 del
the bread is high in fibre


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.690598 del
>>690595
Well bantered.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.690599 del
>>690596
We need a two headed Trev for special occasions.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.690601 del
>>690600
I don't like you.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.690602 del
>>690591
Don’t take the guard off a grinder


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.690603 del
>>690602
safety is for fags


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.690604 del
>>690602
Dickhead also took the handle off the side.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.690605 del
>>690601
Yes you do.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.690606 del
>>690587
Put it in a charity bin


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.690607 del
>>690604
nasty post


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.690608 del
>>690599
I want a new photograph of Trev smiling.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.690609 del
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>>690607


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.690610 del
>>690609
poorly bantered


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.690611 del
>>690607
What? An angle grinder is designed for two handed use and he was using it one handed and with no guard.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.690612 del
>>690611
>>690603


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.690613 del
>>690598


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.690614 del
>>690609
That is a nasty post.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.690615 del
>>690613


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.690616 del
i had a sandwich


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.690617 del
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NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.690618 del
Going to read in bed.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.690619 del
>>690611
How do you hold the thing you're cutting?


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.690620 del
>>690618
I’m already here


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.690621 del
>>690608
Trev only smiles when his enemie lie crushed and bleeding before him.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.690622 del
I farted in Weber's bed once.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.690623 del
>>690619
If it’s not big enough to support itself, you clamp it to a bench


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.690624 del
>>690619
Between your legs next to your dick


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.690625 del
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>>690617
I prefer the sign.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.690626 del
>>690618
>>690620
Cosy neets.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.690627 del
>>690620
You don't read.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.690628 del
>>690627
You don't need to read when it's a stick magazine.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.690629 del
>>690627
I just read your post


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.690630 del
>>690623
>bench
>clamps
Just put it on a brick and try not to cut the concrete floor


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.690631 del
>>690624
Nature's clamp.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.690632 del
>>690631
Possum’s bottom


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.690633 del
I thought my modem was fucked before but it turns out dropping them on the floor can reset them.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.690634 del
>>690633
Hitting them with a stick also works.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.690635 del
>>690633
Well fixed.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.690636 del
>>690622
Once she texted me when I’d been back in Lizbef for hours to complain about the lingering stale fart smell in the room


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.690637 del
>>690632
That can't grip anything.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.690638 del
>>690636
The gift that keeps on giving


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.690639 del
>>690634
Or cutting them with an angle grinder with the safety features removed


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.690640 del
>>690633
my keyboard stopped working after I dropped it on the floor, maybe another carefully orchestrated drop will fix it?


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.690641 del
>>690609
Well posted.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.690642 del
>>690636
I little something to remind her of you


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.690643 del
>>690638
kek


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.690644 del
>>690636
If you were more thoughtful you'd leave kfc scented farts or something pleasant behind you


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.690645 del
>>690613
I knew that would get you.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.690646 del
>>690640
I figure if it's probably junk anyway give it a hard wack, it does work sometimes.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.690647 del
>>690639
Those spark guards are meant to come off.
They're in the way if you want to cut backwards.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.690648 del
>>690636
She is an awful woman.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.690649 del
>>690637
He can make it talk if he wants to.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.690650 del
>>690647
They rotate. They’re designed to catch disk fragments when they shatter. There is no good reason to remove them. You can always stand on the other side or rotate the job.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.690651 del
>>690646
It's actually an expensive mechanical wireless illuminated keyboard, but it's broken now and there's no harm in potentially damaging it further.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.690652 del
>>690648
I beg your pardon?


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.690653 del
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>>690648


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.690654 del
>>690651
Crack it open if you can it could be a loose wire or somesuch.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.690655 del
>>690654
yeah, might try that.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.690656 del
>>690654
I bought it at the start of the pandemic, when I had lots of money and figured I might not have long to live.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.690658 del
>>690656
Should have got robot sex wife


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.690659 del
>>690656
It sucks when you buy something good and it breaks like that.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.690660 del
>>690659
This is why you keep receipts and pursue warranties


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.690661 del
>>690658
I'm saving for a quality trad sexbot


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.690662 del
>>690660
I've had it for 3 years, I suspect the warranty is expired


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.690663 del
Just watched Grego make a homemade hungry jacks Carolina Whopper burger, looked pretty good.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.690664 del
30 million lotto tomorrow


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.690665 del
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NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.690666 del
>>690657
I can imagine the different article we would have got if it was a white man here in Australia.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.690667 del
possum is the only burger I've ever wanted


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.690668 del
>>690665
what did he mean by this?


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.690669 del
>>690667
Hot!


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.690670 del
>>690667
You couldn't handle his burger.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.690671 del
the evening feels kinda empty without a movie


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.690672 del
Not looking forward to tomorrow, this week, or the next month or so.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 11:35 [Preview] No.690673 del
>>690672
What is happening?


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.690674 del
My torrents aren't downloading. Woe.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.690675 del
>>690381
>>690422
She is so cute! And increasingly lewd.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.690676 del
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How often do you wank neets?


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.690677 del
Bought some lolly snakes. Already had far too many.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 11:40 [Preview] No.690678 del
>>690676
2-5 times a day. Sometimes I'll have a big wank sesh where I'll wank for some 3-10 hours straight. I usually only cum the once for those.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 11:43 [Preview] No.690679 del
>>690677
small ones or big ones?


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 11:43 [Preview] No.690680 del
Weber threw a FruChoc at me once.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 11:43 [Preview] No.690681 del
>>690675
>She is so cute


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.690682 del
>>690673
Existence.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.690683 del
>>690676
I would estimate 2-3 times: once or twice during the day, then once if I wake up in the middle of the night and need to go back to sleep. It's probably too much and I need to cut back.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.690684 del
>>690679
Small? Not the really big long ones. The regular ones. I also got some of those individually wrapped chewy ones. I need to put them away somewhere so as to avoid temptation.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.690685 del
>>690681
Post your gf.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.690686 del
>>690685
A nice reddit response.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 11:46 [Preview] No.690687 del
On a night like this I wish we had the executive neet van and me and all the big neets would go down to maccas and buy a bunch of late night desserts while flirting with the drive through qt.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 11:46 [Preview] No.690688 del
>>690687
The drive through qt would actually be cute as well.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 11:47 [Preview] No.690689 del
>>690673
Tomorrow I’ll have to acknowledge that email I got on Thursday afternoon, and then start applying for other jobs and going to interviews and all that stuff that never gets any easier.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 11:51 [Preview] No.690690 del
>>690686
Don't make me post a soyjak of (you).


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.690691 del
going to watch a movie


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 11:53 [Preview] No.690692 del
>>690690
you're soy enough


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 11:53 [Preview] No.690693 del
The anti-Olive neets are fascinating.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 11:54 [Preview] No.690694 del
>>690693
Why?


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.690695 del
>>690694
Just how much they care.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 11:57 [Preview] No.690696 del
>>690695
I think you're reading into it wrong.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.690697 del
>he thinks they care


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 12:00 [Preview] No.690698 del
>he's on the roof again


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 12:02 [Preview] No.690699 del
12 countries used to exist


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.690700 del
the head of my penis is cold


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 12:16 [Preview] No.690701 del
>>690700
You need to rub it to increase circulation.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 12:17 [Preview] No.690702 del
>>690701
can you do it for me?


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 12:17 [Preview] No.690703 del
Hope everyone have a good Easter. Have a good Monday, Meets!


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 12:18 [Preview] No.690705 del
Hope everyone have a good Easter.
Have a good Monday, Neets!


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.690707 del
Whoa trippy.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 12:21 [Preview] No.690708 del
>>690707
i'm going to tickle you


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 12:28 [Preview] No.690709 del
the /polru/ people are ignoring me


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 12:28 [Preview] No.690710 del
>a jew (you)'d me


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.690711 del
>>690709
Leave them alone. Stop being an attention-seeking wanker.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 12:30 [Preview] No.690712 del
>>690711
settle down


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 12:31 [Preview] No.690713 del
hohols are pigs


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 12:42 [Preview] No.690714 del
NEETs should say they're retired. You can't be an alcoholic if you're retired.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 13:31 [Preview] No.690715 del
>>690650
Not if you're cutting both sides.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 13:47 [Preview] No.690716 del
Almost out of things to watch of Norm McDonald. I've seen all his bits.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.690717 del
I keep watching Possum singing Southern Nights.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 15:50 [Preview] No.690718 del
The way his hips sway.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 16:31 [Preview] No.690719 del
He is very limber.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 19:49 [Preview] No.690721 del
back to adelaide shortly


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 20:20 [Preview] No.690722 del
morning neetbros, slept badly again, think I woke up around 4


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 21:03 [Preview] No.690723 del
>>690680
Delightfully unexpected.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 21:07 [Preview] No.690724 del
>>690722
Good morning NEET.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 22:33 [Preview] No.690725 del
You need a new thread in 39.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 22:37 [Preview] No.690726 del
>>690725
We do.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 22:42 [Preview] No.690727 del
>>690721
Home sweet home. A land where the farts can linger freely.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 22:43 [Preview] No.690728 del
>>690727
The farts will linger for days.
I hope she texts him about it


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 22:45 [Preview] No.690729 del
>>690722
>>690721
>>690724
Morning.
Back to wage today.
Already thinking about that 11am beer.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 22:47 [Preview] No.690730 del
>>690729
Good morning NEET.

>that 11am beer
Monk use to love his connecting pints between stops.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 23:02 [Preview] No.690731 del
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>>690728
>>690727


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 23:03 [Preview] No.690732 del
>>690731
kek


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 23:03 [Preview] No.690733 del
Low quality poo this morning. Weekend binge and drinking has resulted in blood but it seems the blockage is now clear


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 23:13 [Preview] No.690734 del
A bloody stool.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 23:39 [Preview] No.690735 del
>>690725
No, you need a new thread in 39!


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 23:41 [Preview] No.690736 del
>>690734
It took two flushes. Nasty stuff.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 23:46 [Preview] No.690737 del
>>690736
I had to go back for a second leftover poo and I swear I poo'd a bootlace.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 23:48 [Preview] No.690738 del
>>690737
Hopefully our Poo futures improve.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 23:51 [Preview] No.690739 del
>>690738
The NEETs that poo healthily do not know how good they have it.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 23:52 [Preview] No.690740 del
sandwich


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 23:52 [Preview] No.690741 del
>>690737
vile


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 23:53 [Preview] No.690742 del
>>690741
isn't


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 23:53 [Preview] No.690743 del
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>>690740
Yes?


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 23:53 [Preview] No.690744 del
>>690743
poorly bantered


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 23:54 [Preview] No.690745 del
>>690744
Your anus is sorely battered.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 23:55 [Preview] No.690746 del
>>690740
Tomato, cheese, lettuce, cucumber, grated carrot, slice of pineapple and some fresh leg ham off the bone thanks. On a nice big fresh bread roll thanks.


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 23:56 [Preview] No.690747 del
>>690746
>lettuce


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 23:58 [Preview] No.690749 del
>>690747
>letters


NEET 04/10/2023 (Mon) 23:58 [Preview] No.690750 del
>>690749
>lezzos


NEET 04/11/2023 (Tue) 00:02 [Preview] No.690753 del
Might have a shave today.


NEET 04/11/2023 (Tue) 00:04 [Preview] No.690754 del
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>>690753
You look handsome as you are.


NEET 04/11/2023 (Tue) 00:05 [Preview] No.690755 del
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>>690754


NEET 04/11/2023 (Tue) 00:05 [Preview] No.690756 del
>>690737
Pull yourself up by it


NEET 04/11/2023 (Tue) 00:05 [Preview] No.690757 del
i do look very scruffy though


NEET 04/11/2023 (Tue) 00:06 [Preview] No.690758 del
Wage on. Woe


NEET 04/11/2023 (Tue) 00:06 [Preview] No.690759 del
>>690756
Well bantered.


NEET 04/11/2023 (Tue) 00:07 [Preview] No.690760 del
>>690758
Stop complaining.


NEET 04/11/2023 (Tue) 00:07 [Preview] No.690761 del
>>690754
I like this Pepe.

>>690757
You look good.

>>690758
Stay safe.


NEET 04/11/2023 (Tue) 00:07 [Preview] No.690762 del
ANAL BOOTSTRAPPING ANTICS


NEET 04/11/2023 (Tue) 00:09 [Preview] No.690764 del
DUE TO BUDGET AND WEIGHT CONSTRAINTS TODAYS CHOPPAH HAS BEEN CANCELLED


NEET 04/11/2023 (Tue) 00:09 [Preview] No.690765 del
BUM RASH


NEET 04/11/2023 (Tue) 00:09 [Preview] No.690766 del
MUMS STASH


NEET 04/11/2023 (Tue) 00:10 [Preview] No.690768 del
New Thread: >>690748
New Thread: >>690748
New Thread: >>690748

New Thread: >>690748
New Thread: >>690748
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