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NEET General #730 - Kosher Loins Edition NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No. 744063
All good so long as they're not stored with dairy.

Old Thread: >>743046

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.744064 del

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.744065 del
How does he do it?

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.744074 del
Remember when possum shoah'd all the jewish memes and now some neets are trying to deny it ever happened?

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.744075 del
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Good Moofe

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.744076 del
Many seasons of the show have passed since.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.744077 del
I think my neighbour just died. Ambulances came and they tried to revive him. I could see through his window they were trying to resuscitate him. Sad day. He was or is a really nice guy.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.744078 del

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.744079 del

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.744080 del
He wont be needing his mower then.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.744081 del

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.744082 del
He won't be needing his Dan subsripction.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.744083 del
It's expired.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.744084 del
This board expired

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.744085 del
All the good NEETs are underground.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.744086 del
your brain expired

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.744087 del
I am sorry to hear that NEET. Two of my neighbours are in the phase where they get ambulance visits pretty often now.
When they took the old fella from across the street away I thought I wouldn't see him again but they brought him back a week or so later.
Life is tough and unfair. Hopefully they have someone to be by their side through the end.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.744088 del
I gorged on roast lamb. Nothing but the bone left. Grease all over my face. Fat. I will never fit into that 5XL Johnny Bigg tee. I will never promenade down that nude beach, free and easy in my crocs and straw hat.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.744089 del
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If nothing else, you've made ausneets proud with your eating exploits. Eat. Grow Strong.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.744090 del
I am watching episode 1 of the live action netflix TV show version of One Piece.
I have not seen the anime. It is okay so far but it all seems a bit silly. Meant for children I guess.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.744091 del
how many kg was it? Did you have potatoes and gravy with it?

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.744092 del
I've never seen it either, but I've heard it's one of the most popular anime in history

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.744093 del
Ah jeez. Sorry to hear that.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.744094 del
2kg. I had 1.5kg of low carb roast potatoes with it. Added 5 cloves of crushed garlic towards the end. I left a few potatoes uneaten. Was about to explode. Can hardly move.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 10:56 [Preview] No.744095 del
Be free of shame, let the stinky lamb fat glisten over your bulbous loins.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 10:56 [Preview] No.744096 del
Getting that post-gorge remorse where I think about becoming vegetarian.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 10:56 [Preview] No.744097 del
>Be free of shame,
The shame is all that's holding me together.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.744098 del
I watched some of the cartoon as a kid. I think it's still going, has over a thousand episodes.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.744099 del
4kg turn incoming.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.744100 del
I had some corn fritters today with guac, a lemon sauce thing and salsa. Best vego meal I can recall having

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 10:59 [Preview] No.744101 del
>has over a thousand episodes
That is crazy. I saw a controversy on reddit about it a little while ago. The fans were not happy about some decision the writers made about one of the characters backstory or something.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 10:59 [Preview] No.744102 del
Yeah vego can be alright if everything is deep fried.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 11:01 [Preview] No.744103 del
Misso's brother watched the live action one and said its not cannon because the green haired swords bend and in the cartoon they're supposed to be made of something that makes them unbending and unbreakable.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.744104 del
They looked like three burnt poos.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.744105 del
Big storm forecast to come in overnight. It would be poor luck if the house flooded while I am immobile from overeating.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.744106 del
Sounds like they have done the fans dirty. Outrageous.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.744107 del
All vegetarian food can be placed somewhere on the bristol stool chart.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.744108 del
a vegan meal can be excellent if you add some meat and cheese

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.744109 del
water is the natural habitat of the most high ranking executives. There you will find freedom from the cruel oppression of gravity.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 11:14 [Preview] No.744110 del
I didn't know there was more than one photo of him. My world has been rocked.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.744111 del
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NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.744112 del
He seems quite joyful. I think he would do the nude beach.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.744113 del
I am downloading the rest of the One Piece episodes. This first one has been kind of enjoyable. No green girlboss women.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 11:24 [Preview] No.744114 del
This actor who plays Luffey is good. Very charismatic.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 11:27 [Preview] No.744115 del
I think we'll make his rendition of 'over the rainbow' the new official womboflix theme song

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 11:41 [Preview] No.744116 del
There are some real NEET vibes to this Elton John Song, I Want Love:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yB106cdImGQ [Embed]

Elton's music isn't as poofy as his persona.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 11:44 [Preview] No.744117 del
Thank you Neet, o7

Have a Blessed and Happy Hump Day Neets!

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.744118 del
Thank you Scooter.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 11:49 [Preview] No.744119 del
I heard Weber's plate of finger foods was so heavy tonight it needed three stout men to lift it.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.744120 del
is elton a top or a bottom?

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.744121 del
Unblocked the toilet! Lesson learned, don't use newspaper as toilet paper.

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Goin to bed

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.744123 del
Good night.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 12:03 [Preview] No.744124 del
Definitely a bottom. Disgusting.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 12:08 [Preview] No.744125 del
Next you'll make exceptions for Woody.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 12:09 [Preview] No.744126 del
No redeeming features.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 12:12 [Preview] No.744127 del
back from teh club
sold all fifteen of the dooflickies I made for 100% profit
didn't have any finger food, just came straight home

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 12:15 [Preview] No.744128 del
Well done with the dooflickies.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 12:15 [Preview] No.744129 del
Keep seeing flashes of green objects.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.744130 del
could be lightsavers
could be teh green goblin

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.744131 del
Sounds like visual hallucinations.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 12:27 [Preview] No.744132 del

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 12:35 [Preview] No.744133 del
John Lennon saw a UFO in New York in 1974. He mentions it in the song Nobody Told Me:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hZJLrAKCiow [Embed]

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No.744134 del
I bet nuro's seen inside one

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 12:49 [Preview] No.744135 del
Viewed it upside down between his ankles.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 13:05 [Preview] No.744136 del
gonna get on the diet wagon tomorrow, and stay on it this time. Inviting lamb roast neet to join me

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.744137 del
potential womboflix material?

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.744138 del
good luck

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.744139 del
going to bed

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 13:25 [Preview] No.744140 del
I am with you NEET. Wagon tomorrow. We will walk the nude beach together one day.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.744141 del
Good night.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 13:38 [Preview] No.744142 del
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Has your usage of youtube increased over the past 5 years neets?

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.744143 del
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let's go

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.744144 del
No, YouTube peaked several years ago and it is now hard to find anything decent to watch.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.744145 del
>announced time
I assumed it'll be 7pm AEST...
I can stream next Friday, I'm not emotionally invested doing it this week.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 13:52 [Preview] No.744146 del
Flossed the remnants of the lamb out of my teeth. Feeling sick and horrible. Lamb overdose.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.744147 del
Need to go get my head checked out.
Don't like anything. Enjoying things is a chore that I don't notice I'm doing.
Need to calm down.
It's all fucked. Need to stop trying to analyse it or set goals.
Need to feel the ebb and flow, and go with it.
Need to give up to get ahead.
Need to stop being so needy.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.744148 del
Music on skyrim is good.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.744149 del
You need a referral to a psychiatrist. Start taking your mental health seriously. Medication might be worth trying.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.744151 del
I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.744152 del
Night fella.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 16:11 [Preview] No.744153 del
I'm a level 20 dark elf mage. I've only used a weapon to kill something once and that was a mistake.
Did the mod where you can start at the magic college, so I skipped killing the dragon at the moment.
Haven't gone to see the grey beards or learnt any shouts. Just been doing thieves guild and college missions.
Got some glass armour but the robe has 75% magic regen so it's better even though it has no armour.
Also have a mod for an underground garden planter bunker that has an enchanting table.
Need to learn how to enchant. The only way you can get experience in it is by disenchanting weapons and you can't do it twice on them, even if you find another.
Needs to be an easier way.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 16:15 [Preview] No.744154 del
If you ain't a stealth archer you're doing it wrong. Dark elves are excellent stealth archers.
Enchanting a weapon then disenchanting it?

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 16:20 [Preview] No.744155 del
If I can learn how to put the following enchantments on the glass armour, I'd use it.
a 50% magic regen on the chest
helmet 20% extra destruction damage
Lockpicking 25% on gauntlets
20 points extra carry load on shoes
A 50pt health ring

But enchantment is too hard to upgrade.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 16:30 [Preview] No.744156 del
I just go in and fire bomb the cunts
Got a two hand stagger upgrade so as I do that, the companion bashes him up. Took about 20 min, at least to kill the guy who I got the armour from doing that. Accidentally turned into a werewolf because I hit the wrong button so I had to wait behind the tent and keep hiding because I couldn't use magic. And I have no armour. The whole game I've just upgraded magic and not health or stamina. Distracted him with a fire atronauch and then did the fire staggering.
Now need to get that armour enchanted.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 16:44 [Preview] No.744157 del
I might become a vampire

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 18:53 [Preview] No.744158 del
Awake with a horrible stomach ache. Terrible pain. I had to get up and sit, it hurts too much to lie down. The lamb.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 18:56 [Preview] No.744159 del
Was it the lamb of god?
Get lemonade and baking soda.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 19:07 [Preview] No.744160 del
Scratch that. That is good for stomach but not for the bowels.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 19:23 [Preview] No.744161 del
morning neets, slept badly due to all the crap I ate yesterday

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 19:24 [Preview] No.744162 del
Good morning.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 19:28 [Preview] No.744163 del

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 19:31 [Preview] No.744164 del
morning. I hope lamb roast neet survived to binge another day

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 19:31 [Preview] No.744165 del
Better then expected. It would make fail the show if he wasn't.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 19:33 [Preview] No.744166 del
Good news.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 19:34 [Preview] No.744167 del
Good fridge meme.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 19:35 [Preview] No.744168 del
In terrible pain. Have been walking around, feels a bit better than sitting. I feel a little bit like throwing up but I don't think it would work if I tried.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 19:36 [Preview] No.744169 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 19:42 [Preview] No.744170 del
>I'm a level 20 dark elf mage.
I read this and thought it was going to be a copypasta.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 19:44 [Preview] No.744171 del
He has 300 confirmed mudcrab kills.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 19:44 [Preview] No.744172 del
I remember the good old days when I was young and binged on junk food and anime all day. Now those binges would kill me and I don't like anime anymore.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 19:55 [Preview] No.744173 del
I have got a bucket ready in case I need to throw up. I am not getting down on all fours in front of the toilet like an animal.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 20:12 [Preview] No.744174 del
do we have troons in the australian military?

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 20:15 [Preview] No.744175 del

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 20:17 [Preview] No.744176 del
why would they take it away from him?
he was clearly keeping it as a piece of furniture
fuck the state

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 21:30 [Preview] No.744177 del
one of the most senior ADF officers is a tranny

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 22:05 [Preview] No.744180 del

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 22:36 [Preview] No.744181 del
got a sausage mcfuggin meal from mcdolans
wasn't bad for a change

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 22:38 [Preview] No.744182 del
got a "retail voucher" instant win monopoly thingo but they dont tell you for whom it is or how much unless you install their shitty spyware and scan the code

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 22:52 [Preview] No.744183 del
Bugger that.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 22:52 [Preview] No.744184 del
my thoughts exactly

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 22:59 [Preview] No.744185 del
Well done, the empire begins.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 23:01 [Preview] No.744186 del
We believe in both of you.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 23:09 [Preview] No.744187 del
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Those things are like two bites and its gone. They are basically an appertif'

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 23:15 [Preview] No.744188 del
Using Basically as a noun is a little reductive, Try using Somewhat instead. Its less childish.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 23:28 [Preview] No.744189 del
That's basically what I was going to tell him.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 23:32 [Preview] No.744190 del
*this is somewhat of what I would have told him.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 23:54 [Preview] No.744191 del
The 2kg poo rears its ugly head.

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 23:54 [Preview] No.744192 del

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 23:56 [Preview] No.744193 del
Great gurgler

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 23:57 [Preview] No.744194 del
Two tours of cyrodiil

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 23:58 [Preview] No.744195 del
What if the squirts commence?

NEET 09/06/2023 (Wed) 23:59 [Preview] No.744196 del
Test out the $10 breaky burger from Carl Jr. I'm not game to try it until I get a review.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 00:02 [Preview] No.744197 del
>they are somewhat an appertif

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 00:06 [Preview] No.744198 del
He will have to oscillate between two buckets.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 00:14 [Preview] No.744199 del
need a website and a domain name for my bleep bloop stuff

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 00:15 [Preview] No.744200 del
A William Weber of Cincinnati Ohio has already registered webertronics.com

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 00:16 [Preview] No.744201 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 00:20 [Preview] No.744202 del
Tonight on A Current Affair: Racist bleep bloop nerds near you.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 00:45 [Preview] No.744203 del
might spend the morning watching paranormal crap on youtube

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 01:00 [Preview] No.744204 del
$2 discount

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 01:02 [Preview] No.744205 del
The doors never had a bass player

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 01:11 [Preview] No.744206 del
I can offer NEETs a $14.88 discount.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 01:11 [Preview] No.744207 del
Jim was just high and forgot they needed one

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 01:19 [Preview] No.744208 del
Comfy sleep-in ruined by the two-stroke menace.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 01:29 [Preview] No.744209 del
Try for six strokes next time

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 01:29 [Preview] No.744210 del
Without prior context this reads as a drug sale at a nightclub, where you didn't get to finger Hex.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 01:33 [Preview] No.744211 del
Don’t be ridiculous

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 01:42 [Preview] No.744212 del
I had a few strokes myself

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 01:48 [Preview] No.744213 del
Weber fingerbangs the one who takes the least sausage rolls, but publicly humiliates them if they take the most.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 01:49 [Preview] No.744214 del
I once refused his offer of an apple turnover after a pepper pie.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 02:25 [Preview] No.744215 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 02:53 [Preview] No.744216 del
LambNEET here. I survived the night.
When I became too tired to keep pacing around any more I lay down in bed. No position was comfortable. The pain was excruciating.
Eventually I drifted off to sleep around 6am.
I woke up at noon and the pain was gone. Still feel bad but no more pain.
I am having a fast day today. Must repent. Never again.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 03:10 [Preview] No.744217 del
Glad to hear you're still with us.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 03:22 [Preview] No.744218 del
I didn't binge on a full roast, but I had enough of a roast pork and crackling and gravy that I felt sick all night and am half asleep right now. Riding the diet wagon today.
Reckon it was the crackling and gravy that really made me sick.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 03:25 [Preview] No.744219 del
>Riding the diet wagon today
Welcome aboard NEET.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 03:29 [Preview] No.744220 del
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Got sick of being stuck inside with (You). Went outside and made some new friends just now and I'm going on somewhat of a meth fuelled adventure with them after I have my dinner.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 03:31 [Preview] No.744221 del
>new friends

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> new friends
it's good to make new friends.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 03:44 [Preview] No.744223 del
Tomorrow night on womboflix we join Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jnr and Jack Black in 'nam with Tropic Thunder (2008) - through a series of freak occurrences, a group of actors shooting a big-budget war movie are forced to become the soldiers they are portraying. Get some!

On Saturday we join Robert De Niro and Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver (1976), a neo-noir psychological thriller film directed by Martin Scorsese. Set in a decaying and morally bankrupt New York City following the Vietnam War, the film follows Travis Bickle, a taxi driver, and his deteriorating mental state as he works nights in the city.

Then on Sunday we are showing Smokin' Aces (2006), an action comedy film that centers on the chase for Las Vegas magician turned mafia informant, on whom a one-million-dollar bounty is placed. No idea if it's any good or not.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 04:08 [Preview] No.744224 del
having a rum

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 04:19 [Preview] No.744225 del
Welcome back.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 04:20 [Preview] No.744226 del
The adventure was an interesting if somewhat underwhelming and filthy tour of an abandoned industrial site, They are coming over for pixxas at tea.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 04:21 [Preview] No.744227 del
You making fresh ones or bringing them out of the freexer?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 04:26 [Preview] No.744228 del
I can still feel the lamb in my system. I am not even joking when I say this nightmare might have turned me vegetarian.
All that nasty smelly lamb fat. Never again.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 04:27 [Preview] No.744229 del
Did you actually cook it properly, or eat it half-cooked like those clowns on TV?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 04:29 [Preview] No.744230 del
It was properly cooked, only a little bit pink right near the bone.
It is the quantity that wrecked me. And then all those fat-soaked potatoes after. It was ridiculous. An act of self harm.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 04:29 [Preview] No.744231 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.744232 del
Got the king size pixxa and two pies defrosting on the BBQ in the sun.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.744233 del
A roast should always be considered at least 2 meals and a sanga made from scraps.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 04:31 [Preview] No.744234 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 04:33 [Preview] No.744235 del
Another police raid on the block, woe. Last one was failure to appear, before that was a domestic, this time I think it's a domestic. All different flats.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 04:34 [Preview] No.744236 del
throw peepee and poopoo on the cops

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 04:35 [Preview] No.744237 del
Bad home life.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 04:45 [Preview] No.744238 del
Weber, where is a good place to get ties?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 04:46 [Preview] No.744239 del
And its all drugs. Fight over drugs, drug money, drug debt, hooking to score, meth fueled adventures.

Just witnessed a Chinese man wearing a dress and fake tits steal a bike, three teen girls get into a scrap about a DHS custody battle, a mong train.
Aunty unna was there keeping an eye on things, she looks homeless but is actually a trained paramedic.
Uncle unna is pushing inside a random bush as though he's invisible, refugee NEET looks terrified, he doesn't understand anything.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 04:47 [Preview] No.744240 del
Patrol got bottled the other night, that's the bad home appeal of a family court verdict

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 04:51 [Preview] No.744241 del
Based nuro, whizzing away from the cops like that.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 05:07 [Preview] No.744242 del
What sort of ties? Neckties, zip ties, railroad ties?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 05:11 [Preview] No.744243 del
You get your ties the same place you get your suits.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 05:25 [Preview] No.744244 del
The first pain is over. The second will need a detailed review.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.744245 del
Anything too oily makes me feel crook.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.744246 del
I thought you left yesterday.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 05:27 [Preview] No.744247 del
I'm about to pour one too.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 05:27 [Preview] No.744248 del
Too early.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 05:28 [Preview] No.744249 del
Some of the cheaper chain stores have reasonable ties for less than the suit places will charge. The really expensive ties stain just the same as the cheap ones when you're eating.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.744250 del
Nah. I've done a big wagie session today.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.744252 del
Roast pork does that to me, the nice salty fat tastes great until it works it's way through.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.744253 del
Might visit Sweetie and get a pepper pie this weekend.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 05:38 [Preview] No.744254 del
All week I've been at the desk whizzers and today they organised a lunch order in the fake IT section and asked everybody what they wanted but ignored me, even though I was in a quadrant thingo with 3 of them.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 05:39 [Preview] No.744255 del
I'd have politely declined anyway, but I still felt it was pretty cunty.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 05:40 [Preview] No.744256 del
Should have eaten BEANS

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 05:41 [Preview] No.744257 del
Sounds good. Sweetie will be happy to see you.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 05:41 [Preview] No.744258 del
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NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 05:41 [Preview] No.744259 del
how do you know auntie is a paramedic?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 05:42 [Preview] No.744260 del
They may have wronged you but you need to consider what it is about the way you conduct yourself that causes people to react to you in this sort of way.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 05:43 [Preview] No.744261 del
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imagine if that passed out gooner boong is really a former SAS guy in disguise, pretending to be on the sniff to lull you into a false sense of security before he strikes.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.744262 del
I just sit there in silence and do whatever it is they wanted.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 05:47 [Preview] No.744263 del
>sit there in silence
That might be the problem.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 06:16 [Preview] No.744264 del
Damned if I do and damned if I don't really. If I say nothing I'm aloof, if I talk it doesn't take long to become that offensive goon.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.744265 del
They're not open on Sunday

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.744266 del
They're open Saturday.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.744267 del
Long story, aunty is alright

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.744268 del
I hope there was an update.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.744270 del
Not nice at all.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.744271 del
Those are pretty expensive and I'm not going to wear it all that much.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.744272 del
Always with the Sydney IPs lol.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.744273 del
You should be proud of your country, lets face it who else has managed to land poo on the moon.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.744274 del
bloody bastard bitch
i am rape your mother

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.744275 del
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NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.744276 del
Haven't wanked in exactly two weeks. Haven't looked at porn either.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.744277 del
Any updates on the trolley junky?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.744278 del
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You need a qt to get you in the mood.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.744279 del
New Mates came around and we talked about being locals. They were amateur Pixxa eaters and one didnt take to the jalapenos and both only had two slices. I'm happy with the performance of the three burner BBQ which cooked the pie from semi-froxen to edible in ten minutes although I had to take off the trivet to finish off the base when I put it back in. There's still two pies in there but they'd be fine because their bases werent cooked when I put them in the freexer and they are still wrapped in foil. Cant remember what I put in them. Bonfire and beer tonight. What are you retards up to?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.744280 del
Kek, haven't seen him. Saw a junkie carrying every electrical he had all wired together.
Laptop charging phone, phone getting internet, headphones attatched to headset, smart watch,

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.744281 del
>What are you retards up to?
about to order some goyslop and drink wine and feel sad

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.744282 del
Based boomer patrolling shark eels.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.744283 del
NEET pilled.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.744284 del
I'd say come over and finish off the pixxa but you'd probably embarrass me in front of my new mates.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.744285 del
sounds good

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.744286 del
Big day. Big big big day. A 5XL kinda day.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 07:25 [Preview] No.744287 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.744288 del
Big man on ausneets

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.744289 del
I should have saved that episode of arsesoaker for tonight

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 07:31 [Preview] No.744290 del
You should watch HP 32 instead.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.744291 del
I don't have that.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.744292 del
>went outside and made some new friends
>they are coming over for pixxa

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.744293 del
Join them!

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.744294 del
How the fuk you not going to eat dinner or lunch then eat two slices of pixxa for dinner and still have enough energy to function?

I suspect this guy doesn't function as well as I can and gets lots of calories from drinking 2L beer every night.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.744296 del
A can of beer has half the calories of a slice of pizza
so four beers and two slices of pizza is like half a pizza which is my limit these days

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.744297 del
I wonder if the money was gambled away.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.744298 del
The stomach ache is back. I thought it was over. What a catastrophe.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.744299 del
The gremlins have you.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.744301 del
It'll all come out shortly. Pretending to be scammed is a scam in itself and CBA's lawyers and/or the Police will get involved.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.744302 del
I hope it's on the way out.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.744303 del
That's one epensive Bull penis.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.744304 del
>What are you retards up to?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.744305 del
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NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.744306 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.744307 del
also using an end-of-life and unpatched windows 7 lel

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.744308 del
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NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.744309 del
Woeful dining experience. I suspect I shall be banned from Uber Eats this time.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.744310 del
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15% ABV, 4.4 standos per can, and caffeine.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.744311 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VfX2-fCy9d0 [Embed]

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.744312 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.744313 del
sheboon screeching in the first few seconds

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.744314 del
low IQ pedo using depricated laptop in filthy hovel.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.744315 del
Desire to goon

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.744316 del
Do it. I've just started my wine.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.744317 del
Closed it the second I heard the sheboon.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.744318 del
I have got the spew bucket out again. Have been feeling close but fighting it.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.744319 del
It sounds like you have food poisoning or something, not an over-eating problem.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.744320 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.744321 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.744322 del
A bad home individual is out there walking barefoot along the road in the dark.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.744323 del
Dunno. Saw it on reddit. Can't find a BEST A stockist.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.744324 del
Need a jungle muslim gf

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.744325 del
She's already wrapped up for you.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.744326 del
There's an orange-haired girlboss in One Piece who beats up groups of marines using a stick and flip moves.
Is no media safe from the modern girlboss?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.744327 del
That's Nami.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.744328 del
You can still get security and .NET framework patches for w7.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.744329 del
ESUs reached end-of-life January 10 2023. There are no more patches coming for Windows 7.
.NET is independent of OS.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.744331 del
She would not tolerate your sinful behaviour and lifestyle.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.744332 del
Fair enough, so KB5029307 that I installed last month from the Microsoft Update Catalog must have been a figment of my imagination.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.744333 del
bleeding gums and bleeding bums

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.744335 del
a nasty attitude

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.744336 del
I was just thinking about asking for a lambNEET update.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.744337 del
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It also may not have applied successfully, given these caveats listed

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.744338 del
scooby dooby doo, where are you?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.744339 del
Go on.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.744340 del
It's not coming back out that way

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.744341 del
i don't have a spew bucket, the carpet next to my chair is good enough

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.744342 del
She will save me

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.744343 del
carn dees

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.744344 del
pajeet collected my order and then did other orders for 25 minutes with my order not sitting in an insulated bag, but on his wife's lap
the boig and chips were in a box and the steam had condensed again so that everything was cold and wet
I can't remember all of my complaint, but I did mention him being terrorist-looking, a street shitter, and referred to his wife as ugly and hairy and said fuck uber eats
I put the same thing on villi's feedback

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.744345 del
carn deez nuts!

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.744346 del
Just another one of your victims.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.744347 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.744348 del
oh weber!

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.744349 del
You'll be fine.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.744350 del
I don't know who I'm going for. I like the way the Pies play their footy.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.744351 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.744352 del
The wrath of Weber.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.744353 del
There wasn't any real need to point out their looks.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.744354 del
The footy stream isnt working
Can't even watch my multi lose, woe.
20 acquired

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.744355 del
NEET you know you should have deleted that app a long time ago. The first time you saw Pajeet bringing your food should have been enough for you.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.744356 del
I went all day without food and was looking forward to it and it was just ruined

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.744357 del
>I suspect I shall be banned from Uber Eats this time.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.744358 del
Made bouritoes

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.744359 del
how was your blood sugar?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.744360 del
adjectives add colour and vibrancy to feedback

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.744361 del
Ok, you win.
I'll just continue to patch my W7 every month like I have been since it went EOL.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.744362 del
fine I guess? I don't suffer faintness or anything if that's what you mean
just get hungry and cranky

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.744363 del
>The footy stream isnt working
Same problem for me. Very disappointing. You could go and watch it on channel 7. Sit down with mummybot and stepmum.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.744364 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.744365 del
I don't care what you do.
10 and 11 are totally free, so I don't know why you would bother with 7, which doesn't even utilise multiple cpu cores properly

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.744366 del
>20 acquired
Wagon tomorrow?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.744367 del
I wish we could get Weber to take his untreated diabetes, untreated sleep apnoea and undiagnosed anal discharge problem seriously.
Weber please go to a GP and get things properly diagnosed and under management. You will feel much better.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:06 [Preview] No.744368 del
maybe they're related to that afghan kid weber ran into

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:06 [Preview] No.744369 del
>go to a GP

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.744370 del
you forgot the pain in my left tit that I've had since March and the chronic asthma that I now self-medicate with online scripts

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.744371 del
> now self-medicate
since covid started

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.744372 del
Nothing that Chux can't handle.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.744373 del
self-medicating is based

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.744374 del
It's just the flu.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.744375 del
These problems must be a constant weight on your mind that you spend enormous mental energy on ignoring. A huge burden. Get them sorted out. Please.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.744376 del
i had two sandwiches

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.744377 del
Ham and salad sounds nice.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.744378 del
What was on them NEET? Bacon and egg?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.744379 del
if i served weber i'd say "sorry about the weight"

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.744381 del
>Ham and salad
>Bacon and egg

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.744382 del
He enjoys wallowing in the pity. It's easier than him taking steps to actively improve it.
He likes to believe it's impossible for someone to lose weight and stop drinking excessively.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.744383 del
he's naturally big boned, stop being nasty

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.744384 del
Well bantered, but very insensitive.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.744385 del
He is just very depressed. He has given up on himself.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.744386 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.744387 del
mondays, amiright?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.744388 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.744389 del
I'm still stuck mentally in the 2000s. I don't want to go forwards.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.744390 del
Bourito binge. But it's ok because it's BEANS

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.744391 del
the idea with beans is that they're so boring nobody bothers to binge on them

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.744392 del
>He likes to believe it's impossible for someone to lose weight and stop drinking excessively.
Poor NEETlore.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.744393 del
You need a good kilo of fatty pork in that.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.744394 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.744395 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.744396 del
Mummybot has some clients like that. They just give up and drink/smoke themselves to death, then ignore doctors so they die faster. One of them has basically stopped eating even though he can. Bone thin. Can't hold himself up when he sits on a stool in the shower.
They should be shipped to the gulag, it's easier on everyone.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.744397 del
the gums in my mouth are rotting

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.744398 del
eadin choglid

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.744399 del
Big bar?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.744400 del
>All my bags are packed I'm ready to go

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.744402 del
>ignore doctors so they die faster

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.744403 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.744404 del
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NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.744405 del
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I will remind you all that giving one of the NEETs unsolicited health advice to visit his Doctor is unconscionable and misbegotten. Western medicine is the devil's bargain fit only for hypocondriacs and teetotalers. I have half a mind to rescind the standing 2.5% happy hour discount (weekdays only) for any of you who shill allopathic health care here. For any NEET under the weather why not take advantage of my home delivery service, so you can rest up and save your strength.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.744406 del
time to n-n-n-n-nap

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.744407 del
Thanks Dan.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.744408 del
gum started hurting after i began brushing my teeth

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.744409 del
teeth are bones

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.744410 del
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NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.744411 del
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NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.744412 del
Thinking about buying this jacket:
Along with the waistcoat and trousers. Very tempted.
Please talk me out of it, neets.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.744413 del
"We have captured a command post"

"A command post has been lost."

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.744414 del
looks like something wankers would wear

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.744415 del
it will look good on you neet

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.744416 del
It looks okay. The waistcoat might be a bit much - might move you over the line into poof territory.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.744417 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.744418 del
Duno weather to make pob corn or not

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.744419 del
I'll have you know that I haven't wanked in two weeks. I am unbelievably HORNY. A braless chick with oddly shaped breasts walked past me as I was going off to take a piss and there was a bit of precum and a chub going on once I got there. I was even eyeing off a negress today.
Thanks neet. This is the other one I like:
It would make for a nice summer suit I guess.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.744420 del
Pop the corn instead

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.744421 del
Do you own suits in navy and charcoal yet? I'd avoid these weird colours until you have the basics sorted.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.744422 del
someone's on a meth fueled adventure on the road.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.744423 del
I've got a navy one from my year 12 formal. It is a pretty shit poly blend though. I have a garden wedding coming up and either of those would be perfect. I might just put the money towards a decent quality navy wool suit though. Boring is best sometimes.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.744424 del
Is it time we had an official ausneets tiktok account?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.744425 del
The stomach pain has gone away again. Hopefully I get an easy night's sleep tonight and wake up with everything fixed.
I am never binging again.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.744426 del
https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyjunimo [Embed]

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.744427 del
Cant go wrong with a 'boring' suit for an interview.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.744428 del
>I'll be back soon-ish

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.744432 del
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do any neets unironically own a trenchcoat and fedora?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.744433 del
it's okay I guess, apart from the stupid bloody ankle freezers and loafers without socks and no tie

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.744434 del
In this climate?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.744435 del
Should I eat a fourth bourito?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.744436 del
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no fedora, but I want to own a katana

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.744437 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.744438 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.744439 del
when you spent $500 on fishing gear and can't catch shit

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.744440 del
I just meant the jacket and trousers.
What shoes would you suggest? The bloke looks a bit under-dressed with those ones.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.744441 del
for a first pair of formal shoes? derby or oxfords in black

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.744442 del
>The bloke looks a bit under-dressed with those ones.
his pants are far too short

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.744443 del
You need a boat to reliably catch fish. Fishing from the jetty is no good.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.744444 del
I have a suede dryzabone and an akubra trilby

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.744445 del
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NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.744446 del
noice digits

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.744447 del
Thanks wizzy.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.744448 del
did you know jews don't have to wear yarmulkes? Baseball caps count for religious observances just as well

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.744449 del
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NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.744450 del
Too slow woit dog.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.744451 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.744452 del
What did you have for breakfast, Big Fellow?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.744453 del
noice going retard the boards cursed now.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.744454 del
Bread with liver pate (+salt and pepper), tomater. Tea.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.744455 del
was the liver from a banned NEET?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.744456 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6Q6jSP1dQ28 [Embed]

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.744457 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.744458 del
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I don't think so. Wasn't home made. Pig tho.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.744459 del
Alright, suit and shoes purchased. Big spending tonight.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 11:38 [Preview] No.744460 del
Well done NEET. You will need to have the jacket tailored to fit.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.744461 del
Yeah, and the trousers done up. I'm going to have to go back to that hideous little shopping centre to see gook lady.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.744462 del
Looking at pics of half white half jungle muslim women.
They just look like less masculine white girls. They lose that Asian gentleness look. A shame.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.744463 del
Lovely figure NEET. You will look good in that new suit.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 11:52 [Preview] No.744464 del
She will be happy to see you.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.744465 del
get a sausage roll and a choggy doughnut from the bakery while you're there

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 12:07 [Preview] No.744466 del
>I'm going to have to go back to that hideous little shopping centre to see gook lady.
Highlight of your day, and hers

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 12:07 [Preview] No.744467 del
Having some nobbys salt and pepper peanuts

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.744468 del
Prole food.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 12:10 [Preview] No.744469 del
he might see cruisey at the butchers

the last lot of salted nobbys nuts I had were not good

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.744470 del
I just bought the wizard robes I had on my Amazon wishlist.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 12:15 [Preview] No.744471 del
Well done. Do you already have a wand?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 12:16 [Preview] No.744472 del
big wand

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 12:22 [Preview] No.744473 del
might go to couchbed
next 3 nights in proper bed at motherbats

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 12:24 [Preview] No.744474 del
Have a safe transition. Good night.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 12:33 [Preview] No.744475 del
good night to you too

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 12:37 [Preview] No.744476 del
i played the gameboy after the deerman broke my legs

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 12:42 [Preview] No.744477 del
Have a great day Neets, o7

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 12:43 [Preview] No.744478 del
gonna rape him

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 12:45 [Preview] No.744479 del
Rape the deerman? It will be the other way around m8.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.744480 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 12:48 [Preview] No.744481 del
didn't ask

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.744482 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jwhin6j3LbM [Embed]

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 12:55 [Preview] No.744483 del
I had a cara cara orange today. It was very good, much better than the regular navel ones. Very firm and sweet. Juicy.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 12:57 [Preview] No.744484 del
>Very firm and sweet. Juicy.
just like your bum

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 12:58 [Preview] No.744485 del
I don't deny it.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 12:59 [Preview] No.744486 del
I have been buying the jazz apple variety. Very good apple.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 13:00 [Preview] No.744487 del
Chinky chinky dumb and stinky

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 13:46 [Preview] No.744488 del
The lady is lovely but the location is awful.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 14:11 [Preview] No.744489 del
Mouth is sweating from Mexican salami

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.744490 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.744491 del
Bohemian Rapesody was too depressing, listening to Teh Show Must Go On instead. Got a problem with that Crusiey?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.744492 del
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NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.744493 del
We should have a neet-up at the Salisbury RSL some time.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.744494 del
>that cruisey
Which cruisey?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.744495 del
One of us is banned from every RSL.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.744496 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.744497 del
Why are you awake?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.744498 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.744499 del
>not using Windows 7

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 16:58 [Preview] No.744500 del
Just spent three hours watching nigging on YouTube. Enough, I quit. No more YouTube at all

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 18:40 [Preview] No.744501 del
>Regions of sorrow, doleful shades, where peace And rest can never dwell, hope never comes That comes to all; but torture without end.
Another day on ausneets. Morning bros.

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NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 21:08 [Preview] No.744503 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 21:09 [Preview] No.744504 del
Handsome fella.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 21:10 [Preview] No.744505 del
Thanks Wizzy.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 21:12 [Preview] No.744506 del
All that culture.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 21:26 [Preview] No.744509 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xz9SaTiokio [Embed]

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 21:28 [Preview] No.744510 del
need to visit woolworfs

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 21:33 [Preview] No.744511 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 21:44 [Preview] No.744512 del
Handsome fellas.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 21:52 [Preview] No.744513 del
3 slabs tun light thanks.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 21:56 [Preview] No.744514 del
> Very firm and sweet. Juicy.
All the neets say that about you.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 21:56 [Preview] No.744515 del
It just keeps falling out of me.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 21:56 [Preview] No.744516 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 21:58 [Preview] No.744517 del
You need a cork.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 21:59 [Preview] No.744518 del
Who said she wasn't coming back.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 22:05 [Preview] No.744519 del
That was me

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 22:07 [Preview] No.744520 del
Trepanist appointment today.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 22:09 [Preview] No.744521 del
Her current TikTok bio.
The con photos were taken the week before she murdered her cat.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 22:09 [Preview] No.744522 del
I heard blacks murdered her pussy at the con too.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.744523 del
Lucky duck.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 22:11 [Preview] No.744524 del
Got $70 worth of sniff, 2 cans of mondster, a triple dare, some dark chock raspberry tart tim tams, and a packet of jam filled lamingtons for breakkayie

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 22:16 [Preview] No.744525 del
The OliveNEETs would have loved to see that.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 22:16 [Preview] No.744526 del
You're getting a hole drilled into your head?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 22:16 [Preview] No.744527 del
Weber did a clogger during the Ode and the grunting and fart noises could be heard all over the venue during the minute silence.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 22:17 [Preview] No.744528 del
I can't believe somebody from Davoren Park is shitting on Elizabeth South.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 22:18 [Preview] No.744529 del
he is allowed to... he is a chad with a lovely figure

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 22:21 [Preview] No.744530 del
That's a big liver sausage.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 22:22 [Preview] No.744531 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 22:32 [Preview] No.744532 del
looking at naked ladies again

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 22:34 [Preview] No.744533 del
the cum chair's fragrance has increased in recent times

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 22:36 [Preview] No.744534 del
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Whats for lunch retards?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 22:37 [Preview] No.744535 del
something from the freexer

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 22:42 [Preview] No.744536 del
how long do dead gook whores take to thaw?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 22:42 [Preview] No.744537 del
Got a text from ProteinNEET saying that we're no longer friends.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 22:45 [Preview] No.744538 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7vDHOtJQHUo [Embed]

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 22:45 [Preview] No.744539 del
What did you do?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 22:46 [Preview] No.744540 del
me need to pee

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 22:56 [Preview] No.744541 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mxx_WcjV5U8 [Embed]

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 23:07 [Preview] No.744542 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 23:14 [Preview] No.744543 del
be on his doorstep tomorrow morning with a bunch of flowers, cruisey

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 23:17 [Preview] No.744544 del

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 23:18 [Preview] No.744545 del
I don't know where he lives now.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 23:19 [Preview] No.744546 del
Is that what upset him though? You were too busy or something?

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 23:32 [Preview] No.744547 del
feelin woed

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 23:34 [Preview] No.744548 del
ask him if you can still be fuck buddies

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 23:38 [Preview] No.744549 del
on the facebook boomer memes

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 23:44 [Preview] No.744550 del
Maybe he was jealous of what we have.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 23:45 [Preview] No.744551 del
I don't think so.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 23:48 [Preview] No.744552 del
oh well, stuff him

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 23:51 [Preview] No.744553 del
I don't think so.

NEET 09/07/2023 (Thu) 23:58 [Preview] No.744554 del
I'm going to edge for hours and watch the bodies pile up.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 00:00 [Preview] No.744555 del
I've known him for almost 20 years.
We've had a year or so gap a couple of times when I moved away or he was doing his own thing.
Hopefully he does alright and we chance meet again in a couple of years.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 00:03 [Preview] No.744556 del
eating sandwich

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 00:07 [Preview] No.744557 del

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 00:08 [Preview] No.744558 del
Going to apply for a job with the Feds doing gang stalking.
I think I'm in with a good chance.
Might practice on that neet with the windows.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 00:14 [Preview] No.744560 del
I've been doing it for ages but the pro's have all kinds of uniforms, delivery chuds and suchlike.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 00:16 [Preview] No.744561 del
I dont understand this.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 00:17 [Preview] No.744562 del
What's woing you neet?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 00:17 [Preview] No.744563 del
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NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 00:19 [Preview] No.744565 del
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>tfw you are lonely and wish someone would care enough about you to gang stalk you

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 00:34 [Preview] No.744566 del

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 00:48 [Preview] No.744567 del
>tfw the lonely webby is getting lonelier

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 00:50 [Preview] No.744568 del
another reason I go and see Motherbat so often

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 00:55 [Preview] No.744569 del
Will you go there this arvo?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 00:58 [Preview] No.744570 del
yes, I'll be visting the desk whizzers from 12-4pm and then continuing on to motherbat's

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 01:08 [Preview] No.744571 del
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NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 01:20 [Preview] No.744572 del
Buy her something yummy to bring over if you have time.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 01:44 [Preview] No.744573 del
Determined to clean up a third room

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 01:45 [Preview] No.744574 del
Good morning NEETs.
My body seems to have returned to normal. The lamb saga is hopefully over.
I think I am done with meat forever now. Just the thought of it makes me feel queasy. It is nasty stuff.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 01:45 [Preview] No.744575 del
Of champions.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 01:46 [Preview] No.744576 del
Do it NEET.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.744577 del
Has he paid you back that money you loaned him?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 01:51 [Preview] No.744578 del

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 01:56 [Preview] No.744579 del
you can clean up mine

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 02:03 [Preview] No.744580 del
not horny anymore

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 02:07 [Preview] No.744581 del
i caused the arab spring

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 02:12 [Preview] No.744582 del
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NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 02:16 [Preview] No.744583 del
the era of posting fat dinner pics on ausneets is over

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 02:16 [Preview] No.744584 del
Failed to clean up the third room

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 02:16 [Preview] No.744585 del
a new era shall begin

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 02:16 [Preview] No.744586 del
noisy wind, noisy construction workers...how's a neet supposed to spend all day binge eating junk food and using the internet in a place like this?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 02:22 [Preview] No.744587 del
There is still time NEET.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 02:32 [Preview] No.744588 del

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.744589 del
They have no respect for the NEET individual or the NEET lifestyle. I blame Jews and immigrants.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 02:45 [Preview] No.744590 del
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NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 02:55 [Preview] No.744591 del
What will you still be charged for?
Did you cancel or did they kick you off?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 02:55 [Preview] No.744592 del
been drinking all day
had work to do
did half of it today

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.744593 del
LambNEET will need to step up

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.744594 del
not him, just saw it and made me think of him and his plight

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 02:57 [Preview] No.744595 del
I wonder if theres back end notes from the pajeets

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 02:58 [Preview] No.744596 del
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"I am playing a role within a role within a role so I know who I am..."
Tonight on womboflix we are streaming the action-comedy Tropic Thunder (2007). Robert Downey Jnr plays a black guy, Jack Black plays a fat guy, Tom Cruise is a jewish studio executive and Ben Stiller is Ben Stiller. 7pm AEST.

Tomorrow night will be Taxi Driver (1976), and Sunday we will have Smokin' Aces (2006).

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 02:58 [Preview] No.744597 del
Got a big pimple in my nose.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 02:58 [Preview] No.744598 del
Square card processing servers are down. Customers can’t pay for shit and I can’t get payments sent to my bank. the absolute state……

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.744599 del
Tom Cruises best role.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.744600 del

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.744601 del

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.744602 del
Agreed but I re-watched it recently not sure if I’ll make it tonight.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.744603 del
Karen from Hnry wants to chat
Open email and its a bloke called Karan with a turban.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.744604 del
You'll do as your told.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 03:08 [Preview] No.744605 del
I wanna watch the new MI moofie and that Q-tard one about epstien island. Whens that going to drop?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.744606 del
There hasn't been a streaming date announced for either yet. When they do drop, they'll be screened on womboflix within a few hours.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 03:36 [Preview] No.744607 del
Getting a fancy pie floater, not from villis.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 03:40 [Preview] No.744608 del

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 03:44 [Preview] No.744609 del

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.744610 del
do they do a lamb roast? Asking for a mate.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 03:46 [Preview] No.744611 del
Poofter floater.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 03:52 [Preview] No.744612 del

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 03:52 [Preview] No.744613 del
Hard work?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 03:52 [Preview] No.744614 del
Hardly working.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 04:09 [Preview] No.744615 del
Lost the whole day to STRESS

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 04:10 [Preview] No.744616 del
The day is not over yet NEET. Lets get a few things done this afternoon.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.744617 del
You guys need to get out. How about a nice trip to kfc?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 04:14 [Preview] No.744618 del
Chicken sits there for hours and tastes like shit every time I get it. Fuck them.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 04:18 [Preview] No.744619 del
Feeling sad about Cruisey

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.744620 del
Feeling sad about Cruisey's chicken

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.744621 del
Ate old mates marrow bone too.
Too much.
Burping up wads of it

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.744622 del
I only have tears for Helen and Penny. Nothing for Cruisey.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.744623 del
Greedy NEET.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.744624 del
Penny was a good girl. Helen was a dirty slut.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 04:47 [Preview] No.744625 del
We all know what Helen was, but that doesn't mean she deserved to die. RIP.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 04:47 [Preview] No.744626 del
How delightfully illegal that sounds.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.744627 del
One spray of WD40 was all she needed.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 04:54 [Preview] No.744629 del
Howdy NEEToes, how's it going?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 04:55 [Preview] No.744630 del
Hi mate, I am okay. How are you?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 04:58 [Preview] No.744631 del
Doing fine.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 05:09 [Preview] No.744632 del
Need to go have a nap.
That marrow is having an effect on me.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.744633 del
And to stop taking dog dick all day.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No.744634 del
You are stealing my lamb roast arc.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No.744635 del
She did not consent.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 05:14 [Preview] No.744636 del
I am waiting for the finale. 4kg turd.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.744637 del
You ask too much, sir

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.744638 del
...in 4k

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.744639 del
Might move to Sumatra and recruit some teenage guys to do street drag races on hotted up scooters that wealthy chinese businessmen can bet on

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.744640 del
Possum phoned me and said “No worries with the team from Murray’s” and hung up once.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 05:50 [Preview] No.744641 del
It didn't come up.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.744642 del
Vomited 4 times after each choof.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.744643 del
Muslim countries dont take kindly to gambling

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.744644 del
That means its working.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.744645 del
Bring it up.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.744646 del
It's an addiction. Need to stop and think about it for a day or two, but can't get sober enough for that long. Boongery.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.744647 del
Very hungover.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.744648 del
Very hung.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.744649 del
>It's an addiction.
Sounds like fridge meme talk.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.744650 del
Going to make a quiche with the leftovers. Might make popcorn for tea.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.744651 del
Looking at jungle muslims again. Obsessed

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.744652 del
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SEA monkeys

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NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.744654 del
Heather Deep

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.744655 del

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.744656 del
What happened? Her face is full on busted. I didn't even recognize her at first.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.744657 del
The area around it is nice in terms of the houses but the shopping centre is awful and hard to get to by train.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.744658 del
Mutt's law.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.744659 del
Very cold.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.744660 del
Fucking unbelievable how expensive creatine is now. What the fuck happened?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.744661 del
Thats the wall your looking at in streaming real time.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.744662 del
No filters. It is a man.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.744663 del
It would seem the Mexican genes are catching up.
Wouldn't stop me.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 07:00 [Preview] No.744664 del

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.744665 del
Trapped in the boong cycle.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.744666 del
Pondering a nap vs a coffee.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.744667 del
Alright, coffee it is.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.744668 del
She's in her mid 30s.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.744669 del
I might steal a NEETs nap.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.744670 del
The door is wide open lol, this nigga only thinks he's trapped.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.744671 del
Nah, I reckon she is 27/28 unless she was lying from the very beginning.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.744672 del
She's in her mid 30's.

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NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.744674 del
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NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 07:19 [Preview] No.744675 del
Half a nuro.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.744676 del
I doubt the wagon will be coming tomorrow.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.744677 del
Half a handsome devil?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.744678 del
garn the local fish and chips shop. You neets want anything?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.744679 del
Something sweet please.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.744680 del
64 dim sims please.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.744681 del
Scallops and a egg salad.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.744682 del
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First Friday night moofie in a while - Tropic Thunder (2007) will be on 1 hour neets. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.744683 del
Piece of flake and minimum chips please

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.744684 del
Watching the youtubes of Site Inspections and getting triggered.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.744685 del
>minimum chips
$6 for two handfuls these days.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.744686 del
>Site Inspections
What is that?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.744687 del
I want to start living according to the values I think I have but don't actually live by.

Want to boycott Coles and Woolworths and shop at independent supermarkets, butchers and greengrocers.
Want to boycott takeaway food entirely
Want to only eat fresh food, not processed shit
Want to be thrifty and spend much less money on food

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.744688 del
When I was a lad minimum chips were $1.70 and you got so many there were more than what would be the biggest size available at most takeaways today.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.744689 del
You should live more whimsically.

I am thinking we should name a NEET Holiday somethingylike St Chux day.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.744690 del
Has Weber left for Motherbat's yet?
I feel like we have not been kept informed as we should have.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.744691 del
Worried about Weber's prostate.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.744692 del
On Saint Chux day NEETs will be encouraged to buy a pack of Chux for those in need of Chux.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.744693 del
Just another capitalist fake holiday then.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.744694 del
I am here. I got boigs and chips from the fish shop for our dinner. Having some wine.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.744695 del
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Ordered two potato cakes. Got three. WINNING.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.744696 del
>the fish shop
Which one?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.744697 del
me too. I've got money riding on monk kicking off first.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.744698 del

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.744699 del
Is Motherbat recovering well from her surgery?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.744700 del
You prefer them to the original?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.744701 del
Watching a youtube on the history of final fantasy games. Were neets ever console rpg players?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.744702 del
Two is the appropriate serving size.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.744703 del
That leg is fine, the other one is fucked.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.744704 del
Depend on the size of the dim sims and the size of the neet

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.744705 del
What has happened to the other leg?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.744706 del
Knee is locking up and the whole lower leg is swollen up like a balloon.
She is getting an injection in the knee on Monday.
The surgeon prick should have done both legs at the same time like I said.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.744707 del
Made a couple of 5 egg quiches, getting the crust done is dicey on the hotplate. All set for popcorn for the moofie (Barry Lyndon 1975). Even made a fresh loaf of bread. What kind of goyswill are you retards consuming tonight?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.744709 del

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.744710 del
Ah, I was wondering where I left that

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.744711 del
You have done good work NEET.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.744712 del
Very nice.

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NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.744715 del
A guy inspecting newly built houses in nsw.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.744716 del
Back then it would have been a pound and a few trippances.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.744717 del
Chicken or beef?
Was there beetroot?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.744718 del
Quiche Lorraine.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.744719 del
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NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.744720 del
Poor thing. You might need to stay down there for a bit

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.744721 del
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GET IN HERE NEETS, IT'S TIME TO GET SOME! https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.744722 del
I had chicken schnitzel burger with lettuce tomardo and mayo
Motherbat had a plain hamburger

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.744724 del

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.744727 del
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NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.744728 del
Good on em. Only wh*te women think they can't do physical or traditionally male labour and tasks.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.744730 del
Whats the drama? They sound like wogs but idk

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.744731 del
why did they have a trial for somebody who is already in prison without the possibility of parole? no wonder the court system is hopelessly backlogged when they waste time and money on pointless shit like this

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.744732 del
Dunno. None of the news stories have the reason it happened (any assault on a celebrity, politician, or sporting personality is always "random" and "unwarranted"). Everybody with half a brain knows tattoo parlours are almost all run by bikie affiliates and that you keep your mouth shut when dealing with people in the vicinity of them

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.744733 del
Half the reason women are successful at this sort of thing is that men bend over backwards to teach them everything they need to know. See it at the gun club all the time when women show up. Bloke rocks up and gets fuck all help, woman rocks up and gets half a dozen coaches and everything set up, adjusted and tuned to suit them.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.744734 del
Thats cause they have a gina.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.744735 del
they're playing on easy mode

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.744737 del
Had a really nice dinner.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.744738 del
Cat threw up in three different places, all on the carpet. Fuck cat

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.744739 del
Good to hear neet.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.744740 del
Cat is boss, human cleans up after boss.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.744741 del
Pimple in nose is getting bigger.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.744742 del
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Thinking of joining Anytime Fitness but they sure do post a lot of stuff on their social media. I don't want to get tagged.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.744743 del
Time for cat to have one-way trip to vet

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.744744 del
If you've got it, flaunt it neet.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.744745 del
Do they even have power racks?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.744746 del
What did you have?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.744747 del
I wonder if FRM cooks for Davo/Floot/NiceFigureNEET.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.744748 del
I have climbed into bed. Freshly laundered bedding and jammies

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.744749 del

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Some hotties from local AF instas

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.744751 del
Gross. Post some blokes who look like a fridge. That’s the measure of a successful gym.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.744753 del
There is an Anytime Fitness next to Jaycar

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.744754 del
Feels like -0.5 °C

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.744755 del
Wrong. 3.8.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.744757 del
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Okay I'm bored of browsing AF sorry heh. Might join, might not, I've been using weights at home for 13 years. I wanted to try the machines to see if I could make some gains with more isolation-esque exercises like the pec dec or cable flies etc.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.744758 del
These AF women all look like shitbourne jews

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.744759 del

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.744760 del
Jewesses are my weakness

I use a particular setting to find them on Hinge (Hebrew/Jewish or something)

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.744761 del
Have you had any success with them?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.744762 del
Can you join for a month or so to see if you like it?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.744763 del
I've had online dating for like 2 years and not gone on a single date

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.744764 del
A 24 year old Asian said she'd go on a date with me, hasn't kept up with replies though (neither have I). I've been close to meeting sometimes, I think I haven't been pushy enough

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.744765 del
machines and weights are retarded.
Body weight is superior to all

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.744766 del
>Body weight
Some NEETs are lifting more than others.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.744767 del
So they should. You wouldn't judge someones nana that way.
You make these judgements on women because you know they are probably whores who suck dick in the nightclub bathrooms every other weekend.
If they were jungle muslim virgins it would be fine because you'd respect them.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.744768 del
Les Grossman was based on hollywood producers Scott Rudin and Harvey Weinstein.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.744769 del
skellies can't compete with a 600lb squat

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.744770 del

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.744771 del
NEETs my cousin had a child and they gave him my first name. It was not done to honour me or anything like that, they just like the name. The surname is different.
Do you think this is an acceptable thing to do?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.744772 del
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NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.744773 del
There is a weird post on the catalog that need to be dealt with.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.744774 del
I haven't been to a gym in like 10 years. Been wondering what approaching there would be like. Today I was checking out a local shopping centre which I havent been to for years either because its full of Lebs

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.744775 del
I can't sit down and eat a meal on my own without a screen to watch. I literally forget how to chew and swallow.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 12:16 [Preview] No.744776 del
Exciting finish to the footy. Carn Swannies.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 12:20 [Preview] No.744777 del
TGIF Neet Bros, o7

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.744778 del
God bless you NEET.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.744779 del
“Why not whip the teacher when the student misbehaves?”

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.744780 del
On wage

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.744781 del
Late wage. Good rates?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 13:31 [Preview] No.744782 del
having trouble falling sleep tonight neets

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 13:36 [Preview] No.744783 del
Lay down, close your eyes, breah in, breath out. Repeat last two steps.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.744784 del
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>Welcome to the gym NEET, thanks for signing up

What do

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.744785 del
Back from wage

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.744786 del
I think $68, did 2hrs.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.744787 del
Weber has deep respect for all jungle folk.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 19:09 [Preview] No.744788 del
Run Charlie

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 19:12 [Preview] No.744789 del
Religiously motivated terrorist

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 19:23 [Preview] No.744790 del
It keeps drawing you in further.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 19:27 [Preview] No.744791 del

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.744792 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 20:50 [Preview] No.744793 del
morning neetos

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 21:17 [Preview] No.744794 del
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is the child white?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 21:23 [Preview] No.744795 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 21:33 [Preview] No.744796 del
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took sweaty for a walk before breakkayie

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 21:35 [Preview] No.744797 del

Pepper pie soon?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 21:36 [Preview] No.744798 del
In a few hours.
Motherbat is making a bacon & egg & cheese muffin for me.
I'll have to take her to the supermarket soon.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 21:41 [Preview] No.744799 del
Lucky NEET.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 21:56 [Preview] No.744800 del
Looks lovely
where is it?

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 22:00 [Preview] No.744801 del
Encounter Bay, BEST A.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 22:02 [Preview] No.744802 del
Encounter Bay was named for the chance encounter between Matthew Flinders and Nicolas Baudin, who were both mapping the coastline for their respective countries (Britain and France).

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.744803 del
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I was wide awake at 5am after being tortured with bad dreams.
Girls from highschool asking me what I've been up to...boongs sieging my parents houses, struggling to wrestle a machete off them. Felt weirded out and depressed. Having a black instant now and will go for a stroll soon.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.744804 del
This was also a frenly meeting, despite the two countries being at war at the time.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 22:05 [Preview] No.744805 del
Bat must be cashed up.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.744806 del
Why would anyone want to name their child after a NEET? its as if they want to condemn the kid to a lifetime of mediocrity, alcoholism and obesity diabetes.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.744807 del
Try meditation or something to distract your mind. I woke up around that time. The meditation calmed the mind but I felt awake already due to getting up early.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 22:10 [Preview] No.744808 del
I have no idea. If you are referring to the real estate down here, the house is quite modest and was purchased about 30 years ago.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 22:11 [Preview] No.744809 del
>lifetime of mediocrity, alcoholism and obesity diabetes.
It could be worse based on where you are living.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 22:14 [Preview] No.744810 del
I see. Youre lucky to have grown up there.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 22:15 [Preview] No.744811 del
I grew up in Lizbef. The house down here was only used as a holiday house until Fatherbot died and Motherbat moved down here.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 22:16 [Preview] No.744812 del
you should learn to control the endings of your dreams. I can summon an AK-47 to disspell most gremlins and goblins in my dreams.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 22:17 [Preview] No.744813 del
>I grew up in Lizbef
You would have had some nice holidays in encounter bay.
in the nicer part? or were you in the trenches near public housing

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 22:18 [Preview] No.744814 del
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Thats some next level LARPing you got going there.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 22:22 [Preview] No.744815 del
We did have some nice holidays down here.
Our street in Lizbef had no public housing and the houses were all owned by the same families until relatively recently when some of them started dying off. That said, there were streets nearby filled with housing trust properties and we also had the foot traffic from the Lizbef South train station. There have been a few murders and things in my lifetime in the area.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 22:32 [Preview] No.744816 del
It's good you have remained a faithful lizbian at heart and stuck around.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.744817 del
I don't have a wife earning an income, so I couldn't afford to live anywhere 'nice'.

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> don't have a wife
I know that feel.
>so I couldn't afford to live anywhere 'nice'.
I will be at the same boat once I have enough for a deposit. I've looked into it, even something tiny in a nicer area is 450-500k. The repayments would be over 2500 a month. I'll have to buy something falling apart next to badhome neets.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 22:44 [Preview] No.744819 del
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My dreams are a high threat environment, Guns are legal there so it makes sense to go armed.
Armed to the teeth.

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 22:53 [Preview] No.744820 del
you need a couple of grenades too

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.744821 del
Cat threw up in the clean room. I've Mcfuckin had it

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 23:15 [Preview] No.744823 del
she's been getting ready for an hour and fifteen now ffs

NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 23:23 [Preview] No.744824 del
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NEET 09/08/2023 (Fri) 23:57 [Preview] No.744825 del
I bet your nipples were hard in the brisk morning air.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 00:43 [Preview] No.744826 del
I bet the runny yolks dripped down over his polo with hard nipples protruding out.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 00:43 [Preview] No.744827 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.744828 del

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 00:58 [Preview] No.744829 del
fucken hour and a half or more limping around woolworths

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 00:58 [Preview] No.744830 del
leave my cancerous tits out of this

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 01:02 [Preview] No.744831 del
what happened?

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 01:03 [Preview] No.744832 del
her knee is fucked

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 01:05 [Preview] No.744833 del
You should have asked her for a list and gone on your own.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 01:05 [Preview] No.744834 del
women are particular about fruit and veg

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 01:06 [Preview] No.744835 del
have to go back to do big w and a chemist and whatever else she has to do
couldn't do it one go as everything would have thawed

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 01:12 [Preview] No.744836 del
It's half defrosted now because of her gimpy knee.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 01:18 [Preview] No.744837 del
I need to start waking up earlier. There are too many normies around if I go for my morning walk after 9am.
I think 7:30am is the ideal time now that the weather is getting warmer.
I would have to set my alarm and risk getting inadequate sleep though.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 01:31 [Preview] No.744838 del
Earlier is better especially on weekends when more normies are about.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 01:31 [Preview] No.744839 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 01:31 [Preview] No.744840 del
Do you use those cooler bags?

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 02:08 [Preview] No.744841 del
Horrible Bluetooth issues. At it all morning. Chain reaction wifi failures. Only just got two devices re-parired after hard resets. I dont know why I get out of bed sometimes.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 02:35 [Preview] No.744842 del
finally home
had a pepper pie
gave the last bite to sweetie

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 02:35 [Preview] No.744843 del

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.744844 del
I hope you were patient with Motherbat and did not become abusive.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.744845 del
she put on some blue sandal things because her sneakers wouldn't fit and while we were out her meat started puffing up through the cutouts in the sandals

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 02:38 [Preview] No.744846 del
I am patient with her, although she said today she knows I am being abusive to other drivers because I'm annoyed with her

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 02:54 [Preview] No.744847 del
Tried to have a wank but I’ve got whiskey dick. Also I’m certain my neighbor died now. His family came and took his car. Now I’m probably going to have another shit neighbor. RIP rob he was a cool guy.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 02:58 [Preview] No.744848 del
Fuck normies

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 03:00 [Preview] No.744849 del
Steal his barbecue

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 03:02 [Preview] No.744850 del
I heard he died with a fleshlight on his knob

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 03:10 [Preview] No.744852 del

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.744853 del
ate six lamingtons
time for another stdout

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 03:16 [Preview] No.744854 del

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 03:17 [Preview] No.744855 del

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.744856 del
I am sorry about your neighbour NEET.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 03:22 [Preview] No.744857 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sD-zTwi3_GU [Embed]

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 03:25 [Preview] No.744858 del
I went out back and did some gardening. Got the Jerusalem artichoke bed ready for the new growing season. They have been sitting in the soil for about six months now but they are probably still edible. I have left them there to sprout and grow new plants from though. Hopefully will get a big crop next year.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.744859 del
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I think I will declare Monday the beginning of spring and switch out my flannelette sheets and heavy quilt for the normal sheets and light summer quilt.
I hope things don't turn cold again and make mock of my choices.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 03:35 [Preview] No.744860 del
Is that a parody song? The stuff about the cake and never having the recipe again? It must be.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.744861 del
Good luck

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.744862 del
Put her in the trolley ffs

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 03:47 [Preview] No.744863 del
Nope. All things witnessed in the park by the guy who wrote it.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 03:48 [Preview] No.744864 del

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.744865 del
I had to fight to get Motherbat's garage door open. The cable had snapped that operated the two tab things on either side of the door to stop it being raised.
About two years ago I told her the bottom rail of the door was rusting out and to ask the neighbour with a ute to collect about 4 meters of 30x30 steel tube from Bunnings and I would take care of the problem and he came and looked at it and told her to get quotes for roller doors and shit and nothing came of it and now the door is proper fucked.
I'll have to buy lengths I can fit in the car and weld them together to suit the width of the shed.
Sick of these supposedly well-intentioned busybodies filling her head with their shit ideas.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.744866 del
That's also Gandalf from the first two Harry Potter movies.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.744867 del
He was the best Gandalf. Second one was not up to par.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 03:55 [Preview] No.744868 del
>Jerusalem artichoke
are these like a tater?
I thought artichokes were green things but the jew ones look like taters or ginger

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 03:56 [Preview] No.744869 del
Yes they are a tuber like potatoes. They taste good roasted and people make them into soup. They have a reputation for causing flatulence.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 03:59 [Preview] No.744870 del
You are being too negative it is probably upsetting Motherbat. Please relax.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 03:59 [Preview] No.744871 del
>a reputation for causing flatulence.
They will be on the banned list at the commune, we will have enough gas problems as it is.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.744872 del
You're probably right.
I needed to get the barbecue out of the shed to cook dinner tonight.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.744873 del
What are you cooking?

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.744874 del
half a dozen lamb loin chops and some roast taters

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No.744875 del
>lamb loin chops
Were they on special?

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 04:15 [Preview] No.744876 del
not really
she just felt like some red meat she could chew

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 04:16 [Preview] No.744877 del
Put an extra six on for me please.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.744878 del
Two are the appropriate serving size. Fat cut OFF.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.744879 del
Why does our culture immediately jump to the 'mental health' excuse to explain someone using a vehicle to murder? It simply isn't real.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.744880 del
Idiot cops are saying he is too mentally unwell to interview too. I would have thought that would make it easier to interview and secure a conviction.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.744881 del
>Fat cut OFF.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 04:46 [Preview] No.744882 del
Depends on the neet

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.744883 del
Taxation taxation taxation, 3 gooners all went to the station.
One was choofed, his handler a poof, I forget the rest of the equation.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.744884 del
whimsical masturbation

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.744885 del
Well rhymed.

>his handler a poof
That's Cruisey.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.744886 del
The vegetarian arc didn't last long.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.744887 del
Going to wash my face and go to Coles.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.744888 del
I get hard pretty easily whilst drunk but it takes me forever to cum.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.744889 del
Different NEET, NEET.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 05:23 [Preview] No.744890 del
Does she still drive?

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 05:24 [Preview] No.744892 del

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 05:28 [Preview] No.744894 del
just checking if posted this twice

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 05:28 [Preview] No.744895 del
and I didn't

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 05:31 [Preview] No.744896 del
Your mum probably has to take some of the responsibility. Sometimes I wonder about the cognitive abilities of old women. The old dear up the road thinks the invoice plebescite is a vote on whether or not to give abos the right to own property and vote.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.744897 del
>is a vote on whether or not to give abos the right to own property and vote
What is her current voting position?

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.744898 del
Watching the footy. Carn Giants.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 05:39 [Preview] No.744899 del
And 'English Bob' from Unforgiven (1992). Never knew he was a singer.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.744900 del
Mumsie will vote no but the old lady has got the ABC/SBS brain rot I'm afraid.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 05:43 [Preview] No.744901 del
A party size bag of Doritos for tonight's moofie please, they're half-price atm.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.744902 del
So they still have the suicide helpline thing on the bag?

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.744903 del
I bet that other neet didn't even read the article, only teh headline and 'Key points'. Bad home behaviour.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.744904 del
carn giants, flog em

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 05:50 [Preview] No.744905 del
>the suicide helpline thing on the bag?
I have it tattooed on my ballbag.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.744906 del
>abos the right to own property and vote
They've been here for 80 thousand years. That's long enough. Time to let someone else have a go.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 05:58 [Preview] No.744907 del
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NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 05:58 [Preview] No.744908 del
go saint killedher

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.744909 del
RIP Rob and your erectile function.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 06:03 [Preview] No.744910 del
I bet you're right.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.744912 del
Please use old.reddit

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 06:22 [Preview] No.744913 del
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NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.744914 del
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she said Zac Rolfe shot Kumbucha walker because he objected to being summonsed to appear in court. I said he attacked the cops with scissors but clearly I got my facts wrong, how stupid of me.

Its not the absoulute balderdash that she says but every single fukn story has been said literally a dozen times to me. I think she might be batshit.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.744915 del
Fuck. Is she on worfarin or any blood thinners? She needs to take it easy.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.744916 del
Good neighbours who know the right level of leave you alone are hard to find.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 06:26 [Preview] No.744917 del
What are you going to do with them?

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.744918 del
You could have welded it a year ago.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 06:32 [Preview] No.744919 del
They look like a green pinecone and an onion flower, the inside is a bit like a dense cabbage, with a hard core.
You can sort of cook it like a steak because it holds its shape.
If I get it, I get the grilled ones under oil because they last forever.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.744920 del
Are the odds on those bingo tickets any good? What can you win?

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.744921 del
A chook.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.744922 del
they're mostly just one or two dollar prizes or whatever is enough to buy another ticket
a few $5, $10, $50 and $100 prizes in there somewhere

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.744923 del
I might buy a few.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.744925 del
Grab me a dozen, I'll pay you back next cenno check.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.744926 del
No tic.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.744927 del
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Most oldsters keep repeating the same bullshit about how they used to be somebodies and did madlad stuff backinnadae. There seems to be stories from boomers that are just big-noting and then there are bits of wisdom. I want to pass on all of the latter and none of the former thats why I never flex on the younger generation.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.744928 del
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Someone is having a little nap.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.744929 del
Imagine the nuggets of wisdom that get passed down from Based Tiffo over homemade pixxa from the freexer in his operations area.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.744930 del
Could you handle the deep freexer truths?

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.744931 del
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The problem is when you want to pass knowledge down to retards. In my experience you can give a retard who is hungry a loaf of bread and they will sell it to buy goon. I always sought out and listened to IRL truth tellers and wise boomers on the rare instances I came across them. Adding their stories to my own has enriched me. I cant expect pisshead such as the likes of (You) to understand. Fukn bluetooth is ruining my life I dont want to rebuild my desktop to try and fix it.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.744932 del
I feel that your desktop background is a good choice.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.744933 del
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>Bluetooth is turned off
>no bluetooth toggle in win 10 AME

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.744934 del
Does the device connect another Bluetooth device?

Have you removed the Bluetooth profile for the device? Do you need to pair the device again?

Does Bluetooth feature detect your phone if turned on and visible?

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.744935 del
Or just buy a USB Bluetooth adapter.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.744936 del
Is that NEET shadow banned or banned with a notification from Uber Eats?

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.744937 del
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Its worked before then I tried to pair some speakers and now nothing works. The usb dongle is fine for wifi but not for bluetooth. Its one of these, maybe its not actually a bluetooth dongle but its on the same frequency.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.744938 del
Lol retard just buy a laptop

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.744939 del
almost cleaned up the third room

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.744940 del
I know that I am not ready.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.744941 del
Buy a replacement, test if it works, and if it fails return it with the receipt stating the issue.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.744942 del
i bought two. now I dont think its a bluetooth transciever. might buy a dedicated bluetooth dongle and call it a night.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.744943 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.744944 del
Good progress NEET.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.744945 del
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Taxi Driver (1976) tonight neets. After our three tours of vietnam we've come home to find the country we're fighting for overrun by degeneracy. Starring Robert De Niro and a teenage Jodie Foster. One man's descent into darkness. On in 1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.744946 del
dinner was well received

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.744947 del
None of us are.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.744948 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=barWV7RWkq0 [Embed]

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.744949 del
You should not screen a moofie like that. Some of our NEETs are mentally unstable enough to find it inspirational.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.744950 del
Its only ever the same 3 or 4 NEETs who turn up anyway

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.744951 del
Luckily the fellas aren't the acting type.

NEET 09/09/2023 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.744952 del
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