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NEET General #734 - Full Retard Edition NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No. 747991
Everybody knows you never go full retard. You went full retard, neet. Never go full retard.
Old Thread: >>746987


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.748068 del
I AM NIGGER


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.748084 del
I am Nigger, hear me roar.
Eating fried chicken in quantities too big to ignore.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.748085 del
>>748055
Fantastic. Did my 3 chest exercises (dumbbell press, pec fly, dips) and felt like I could do more, but left anyway.
Feel gud, time for choof


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.748086 del
>>748085
Well done NEET.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.748087 del
>launch firefox
>computer fans whirr as five windows with hundreds of tabs struggle to load


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 17:54 [Preview] No.748088 del
Awake


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 18:08 [Preview] No.748089 del
>>748088
have some chamommile


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 18:09 [Preview] No.748090 del
Still craving hungry jacks. couldn’t sleep so I had to eat some 2 minute noodles


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 18:09 [Preview] No.748091 del
just put a bag of garbage in my neighbour's bin, had to wait until 4 in the morning so nobody saw me


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 18:12 [Preview] No.748092 del
>>748091
Devilish


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 18:15 [Preview] No.748093 del
>>748089
Too exciting


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 18:16 [Preview] No.748094 del
>>748090
I could go a large onion rings


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 18:19 [Preview] No.748095 del
>>748092
I had to do it because someone living in my block of flats, very likely one of the pajeets, stuffed every bin we have with identical garbage bags over a week ago, and it's still a week until garbage pick up


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 18:26 [Preview] No.748096 del
>>748095
>>748094
I don’t blame you for putting garbage in there or for wanting onion rings


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 20:19 [Preview] No.748097 del
slept badly again, this must be giving me brain damage


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 21:32 [Preview] No.748098 del
Slept badly. Suffering hallucinations, woe.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 21:35 [Preview] No.748099 del
I was having a wank and when I ejaculated poo came out instead of cum


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 21:39 [Preview] No.748100 del
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NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 21:42 [Preview] No.748101 del
gonna have a mid-sized ice cream binge this morning and none of you can stop me


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 21:44 [Preview] No.748102 del
>>748101
We cannot stop you but we can shame you.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 21:48 [Preview] No.748103 del
Good morning NEETs. Up early again. This NEET is on the comeback trail. Getting his life in order.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 21:48 [Preview] No.748104 del
I hope Weber went for that walk this morning.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 21:55 [Preview] No.748105 del
>>748104
He's probably waiting for an apology after being forced to sit through 7 minutes of a woody allen moofie


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 22:05 [Preview] No.748106 del
My neighbour keeps yelling that someone raped his dog but the dog looked fine when I last saw it.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 22:08 [Preview] No.748107 del
>>748106
Did you rape the dog?


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 22:09 [Preview] No.748108 del
>>748107
Yeah I did but I don't know how he knew.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 22:09 [Preview] No.748109 del
>>748108
I hope it was a female dog neet. Here on ausneets we don't take kindly to queers.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 22:11 [Preview] No.748110 del
>>748109
We have been tolerating Olive posting and Monaro's twinks for a long time.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 22:20 [Preview] No.748111 del
a new episode of bedtime stories has dropped: https://youtube.com/watch?v=v8gc0_PCyuM [Embed]


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 22:39 [Preview] No.748113 del
>>748087
All boong porn?


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 22:40 [Preview] No.748114 del
>>748087
>launch firefox
>computer fans whirr as the window opens and then closes and then does nothing for 2 minutes then opens again with some bullshit splash page about an update you didn't ask for


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 22:42 [Preview] No.748115 del
Neet bros … it was over …
But now we’re so back!


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 22:44 [Preview] No.748116 del
>>748100
The cathas risen from the grave


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 22:44 [Preview] No.748117 del
>>748101
Straight to the hips.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 22:44 [Preview] No.748118 del
>>748116
It's a new cat


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.748119 del
>>748103
Morning.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 22:46 [Preview] No.748120 del
Need to get dressed and drive somewhere


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 22:49 [Preview] No.748121 del
Me too.
Having coffee first.


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 23:39 [Preview] No.748123 del
>>748122
Who’d have thought that slimy obnoxious prick was a raper?


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 23:39 [Preview] No.748124 del
Fucken $6 for a sugar-free mondster at the servo


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 23:45 [Preview] No.748125 del
>>748124
Yeah and I can get a 2L icebreak from the supermarket for $6


NEET 09/17/2023 (Sun) 23:50 [Preview] No.748126 del
>>748125
I want to avoid milk sugar


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 00:01 [Preview] No.748127 del
>>748126
It’s what your body craves !


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 00:01 [Preview] No.748128 del
>>748126
sugar, you're sweet enough


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 00:04 [Preview] No.748129 del
They say now that the artificial sweeteners fuck your insulin as much as the real sugar does.
May as well just have the real thing.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 00:30 [Preview] No.748130 del
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Miss the good old days when I used to lie around getting gooned every morning and watching ancient aliens. Whatever happened to those days?


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 00:36 [Preview] No.748131 del
>>748130
We got old.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 00:47 [Preview] No.748132 del
>>748103
>>748119
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 00:49 [Preview] No.748133 del
>>748100
Handsome fella.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 01:09 [Preview] No.748134 del
Had a horrible time doing that poo. Too much cayenne pepper in the slop made it burn. It just kept dropping out, wiping caused me to basically fist my own arse. Felt like I was wiping my lower intestine. Got piss all over the floor and my jocks somehow. Got poo on the toilet seat again. Easy come, easy go I guess.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 01:10 [Preview] No.748135 del
>>748134
Many such cases of woe.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 01:11 [Preview] No.748136 del
And the toilet's valiant efforts to banish that demonic turd were inadequate. Why, lord?


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 01:12 [Preview] No.748137 del


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.748138 del
>>748136
You need Metamucil!


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 01:31 [Preview] No.748139 del
>>748134
Poo: Do not try and squirt the poo. That’s impossible. Instead… only try to realize the truth.
NEET: What truth?
Poo: There is no poo.
NEET: There is no poo?
Poo: Then you’ll see, that it is not the poo that squirts, it is only yourself.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 01:44 [Preview] No.748140 del
What are you really gambling with?


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 01:45 [Preview] No.748141 del
You win some, you loose more.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.748142 del
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This week on womboflix...
On Wednesday we have the live action 2023 version of One Piece. Based on an anime about pirates or something. I don't know. Critical Drinker has recommended it, and we'll find out whether the old scottish gooner has any brain cells left.

On Saturday we have Hell Or High Water (2016), a neo western about two brothers who carry out a series of bank robberies to save their family ranch, while being pursued by two Texas Rangers.

Finally on Sunday, we are playing Young Einstein (1988), the true story of Albert Einstein, who turns out was not a jew but actually a Tasmanian farmer who invented rock and roll.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 02:57 [Preview] No.748143 del
I reckon Tiffo might be a bit of a Yahoo Serious type.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 03:07 [Preview] No.748144 del
>>748143
I bet he's a crypto jew, larping as a neo nazi.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 03:09 [Preview] No.748145 del
>>748144
No he is pure Swedish phenotype.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.748146 del
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NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 03:19 [Preview] No.748147 del
>>748146
That's exactly how I picture him.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 03:19 [Preview] No.748148 del
>>748146
Truth.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 03:31 [Preview] No.748149 del
>>748142
One piece Netflix is really good.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 03:39 [Preview] No.748150 del
Possum gapped my spark plug once.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 03:42 [Preview] No.748151 del
>>748141
>loose


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 03:45 [Preview] No.748152 del
>>748149
I am still stuck on episode 3.


1 NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 03:46 [Preview] No.748153 del
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NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 03:46 [Preview] No.748154 del
a couple of moderately warm days was all it took for the eczema on my arms to flair up


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 03:47 [Preview] No.748155 del
>>748152
looks like faggy anime shit to me
made with mexicans and negroids and stuff instead of based japs


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 03:56 [Preview] No.748156 del
>>748143
He denied it when I said the same.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 03:57 [Preview] No.748157 del
Three separate times Cruisey has sent nudes to my phone and then said it was an accident.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 04:02 [Preview] No.748158 del
lots of low quality samefagg posting this afternoon


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.748159 del
lots of low quality samefagg posting this afternoon


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.748160 del
lots of low quality samefagg posting this afternoon


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.748161 del
The tradies working next door are playing loud music.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 04:18 [Preview] No.748162 del
Triple M?


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 04:19 [Preview] No.748163 del
>>748162
I don't know what it is. Blinding Lights by The Weekend is on now.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 04:28 [Preview] No.748164 del
>>748161
80s aussie rock?


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 04:30 [Preview] No.748165 del
>>748157
Sorry about next time. I think it was an update or I got hacked.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.748166 del
>>748163
>Blinding Lights by The Weekend
basically an 80s song written in the 2020s


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.748167 del
>>748140
>>748141
I like those ads.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 04:59 [Preview] No.748168 del
>>748157
Lucky NEET.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 05:06 [Preview] No.748169 del
WELL FUCK MY ARSE AND CALL ME SAMBO


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 05:09 [Preview] No.748170 del
$16 Schnitzel Night (includes gravy) tonight! 🙌 Why not grab a Carlton Dry pint to go in the draw to win a Bar Fridge too! Cheers to that 🍻


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 05:16 [Preview] No.748171 del
>>748168
Except the nudes were of Ernest Borgnine.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 05:19 [Preview] No.748172 del
>>748171
naw, that's just how cruisey looks without his makeup


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 05:20 [Preview] No.748173 del


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 05:39 [Preview] No.748175 del
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>thinking about her


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 05:50 [Preview] No.748176 del
might be cheeky and go over my limit for drinking green tea


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.748177 del
>>748176
does it make your wee smell?


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 06:06 [Preview] No.748178 del
Big sleep in again. Craving nicotine. Garn town
I haven't updated my details with the AEC, so I will have to take a day trip down south to vote for boong destruction.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 06:06 [Preview] No.748179 del
Big crash on the highway.
Spent an hour in gridlock
Needed to shit.
Once the cars started moving it was still 30 minutes to the nearest service station.

Thats was a close one :/


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 06:13 [Preview] No.748180 del
>>748178
The voting is tomorrow?


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 06:14 [Preview] No.748181 del
Wonder if monk will get on the standards later.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 06:14 [Preview] No.748182 del
>>748180
yes, they often hold important votes on a fucking tuesday


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.748183 del
>>748182
FFS, if it wasn't for this board I'd have completely missed it. I did get the pamphlet thing they sent out but never opened.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.748184 del
>>748181
That's the standard procedure no?


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.748185 del
>>748179
See any smooshed skulls?


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 06:30 [Preview] No.748186 del
Are there any really racist boong related movies?


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.748189 del
>>748175
She's had a few dozen tools slide in and out of her since.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.748190 del
Second helping


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 06:40 [Preview] No.748191 del
30 degrees and humid here today.
Went and got a vape. Driving around with windows down playing sticky fingers, proper summer feeling. Nice.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.748192 del
>>748191
>vape
You fellas do all the retarded shit a person can do, dont you.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 06:43 [Preview] No.748193 del
>>748191
>got a vape
iget? what flavour?
will you get some standards?


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.748195 del
>>748192
just monk mostly


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.748196 del
>>748190
Good feed of eggs.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.748197 del
>>748193
iget mixed berry. No standards. 2 gooning days in the past 20.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.748198 del
might watch a non-woody movie tonight


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.748199 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=59aoWggycSE [Embed]


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 07:21 [Preview] No.748200 del
>>748199
Remember the time the camera cut to an old white guy with an asian woman in the stands and he said "I wonder what boat she came in on?"


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.748201 del
>>748190
Butter my toast in future please.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.748202 del
>>748178
You can vote in Wagga still, you just have to tell them you are voting outside your electorate. They will accommodate you.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.748203 del
The yes people are becoming increasingly obnoxious


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.748204 del
>>748203
I agree. Horrible things are going to be said and done if the vote doesn't go their way.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.748205 del
Had a two hour nap.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.748208 del
Going to put the Possum light on and change into my jamies.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.748209 del
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>>748208
do a little jamie dance neet


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.748210 del
are any neets fans of the tv show Lost?


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 07:46 [Preview] No.748211 del
>>748210
I was when it first came out.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.748212 del
>>748210
This better not be a Weber joke in the making


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.748213 del
With the increased government cost of living concessions added, my latest quarterly electricity bill is only $68


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.748214 del
>>748198
It's best in small doses


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.748215 del
I picture the possum light as like the bat signal in Gotham.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.748216 del
>>748210
Yeah I loved it. I was in year 7 when the first series was first airing on channel 7. One of our friends had a tech savy dad who torrented the season 1 finale so he was able to watch it before everyone. He spoiled the ending for us all. All i can remember is walt getting kidnapped off the raft.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.748217 del
I remember the fat guy that ate all the food.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.748218 del
>>748204
I don't think anyone knows what the vote means, the only thing we can be sure about is that the yes people are obnoxious.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.748219 del
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>>748213
Are you a public housing chad?


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.748220 del
>>748215
I picture his bussy.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.748221 del


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.748222 del
>>748219
No I rent in the private market.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.748223 del
>>748221
Race War Pete?


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.748224 del
Does anybody else take evening dumps?


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.748225 del
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Hey lads what are all getting ?


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.748226 del
>>748225
I'll take some floor chips please.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.748227 del
>>748221
If I'd listed the Guardian articles that the Stormer references, you'd say nothing.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.748228 del
>>748225
The Lizbef one keeps the window shut and has opaque tinting on it so you cant see them spitting on your food or dropping ot on the floor.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.748229 del
shit niggas, we got a 21.5 with a feels like 23.5 on our hands


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.748230 del
>>748213
That's good.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.748231 del
>>748226
Floor chips, best chips.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.748232 del
>>748225
ask the drive through qt if she wants to have dinner with me this weekend


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.748233 del
>>748232
bet she is a lesbian.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.748234 del
zhe is pissing with the door open again, like it does every day. can hear those belching farts echoing off the toilet bowl. Total tranny death when

>>748202
Interesting, that would be easier. There will probably be fewer lefty nutters putting on smiles and handing out pamphlets here too.

>>748206
kek

>>748210
I was a big fan when it aired


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.748235 del
>>748234
>zhe is pissing with the door open again
Go hunting for some mushies and make it a feed.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 08:16 [Preview] No.748236 del
>>748234
>There will probably be fewer lefty nutters putting on smiles and handing out pamphlets here too.
You know you can just them to fuck off right? If they try and block your path or whatever they're committing a crime messing with your freedom to vote


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.748237 del
>>748236
Cringe post.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.748238 del
>>748237
Whatever, mate. Take your vote yes pamphlet from them and wait until you are home to put it in the bin for fear of offending them.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.748239 del
>>748236
I know, I never take pamphlets or engage with them while queuing


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.748240 del
>>748223
Pete is the race war NEET


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.748241 del
>>748227
didn't read either article.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.748242 del
>>748241
I understand. Reading is hard.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.748243 del
>>748238
I wouldn't even be surprised if the people handing out pamphlets vote no, that's how virtue signalling works.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.748244 del
>>748242
I like the big words.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 08:47 [Preview] No.748245 del
No roast chooks :(


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.748246 del
>>748242
Daily stormer is about as interesting as a paint sale catalog, the guardian isn't much better.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.748247 del
>>748245
Go to a different store.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.748248 del
>>748245
Have to cook your own.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.748249 del
Its smoker cough is off the charts today, but it wont go to the doctor about it. Same with the sleep aponea


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.748250 del
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>>748200
Kek, no I've only gotten into cricket the past ~5 years.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.748251 del
>>748249
Go see the doctor. You will feel much better getting it all sorted out.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.748252 del
>>748249
>smoker cough
Real?


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.748253 del
>>748252
as real as asthma


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.748254 del
>>748251
read his post again, more carefully


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.748255 del
>>748249
>it
Do you have a pet boong?


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.748256 del
>>748249
Stop smoking, get one of those nose clip things


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.748257 del
>>748249
I used four nicotine patches everyday to get off smoking. Been off for about a month now. If I can do it literally anyone can


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.748258 del
>>748257
Based. Well done NEET.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.748259 del
>>748255
Every NEET should have one.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.748260 del
>>748257
Good work.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.748261 del
>>748257
Good work NEET. You have done very well.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.748262 del
>>748257
Having a ciggie BrB


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.748263 del
ciggie butt brain.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.748264 del
>>748263
Ain't got nothin' up there


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.748265 del
He's going the distance, he's going for speed.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.748266 del


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.748268 del
>>748267
>Two weeks ago, my ex took me out for a belated birthday dinner. We've managed to do that almost impossible thing of remaining good friends and I'm chuffed about it
She's fast approaching a breakdown. These introductions for Nadia always made me chuckle.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.748269 del
>>748210
I really like the show. I don't call myself a fan of it however. I'm no fans of such things.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.748270 del
>>748251
Not me. It.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.748271 del
>>748270
See the doctor.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.748272 del
>>748269
I bet you had plum jam for breakfast.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.748273 del
>>748272
No. It was mini pizdas.

>>748268
>my ex
Probably half of the town she lives in her ex.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.748274 del
>>748272
Fig jam.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.748275 del
>>748232
They all look about 16 and nice arse on ponytail...


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.748276 del
>>748258
>>748260
>>748261
Thankyou it was very difficult.
>>748262
Understandable, have a great day


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.748277 del
>>748275
Stick to the tennis.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.748278 del
All caffeinated with nothing to do


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.748279 del
>>748278
Poo time?


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.748280 del
>>748203
>The yes people
>>748204
>I agree


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.748281 del
>>748212
The show ain't all about (You) m8.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.748282 del
>>748248
Just took the bitch out of teh oven.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.748283 del
>>748282
Post the photos please.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.748284 del
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NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.748285 del
>>748270
Explain yourself dickhead


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.748286 del
>>748285
the tranny housemate you bloody idiot


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.748287 del
Having babgulyás (beans goulash)


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.748288 del
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>>748277
Stick to the cope, Tiffo.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.748289 del
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NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.748290 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sdCX4qu7UJU [Embed]
listing to the Big Joe Polka Show and masturbating


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.748291 del
>>748287
Did you make it yourself?


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.748292 del
I have gone 12 days without meat since the lamb incident.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.748293 del
>>748286
Should've stuck with the 'zhe' pronoun.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.748294 del
>>748293
https://youtube.com/watch?v=32wDFCM7iSI [Embed]


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.748295 del
>>748291
I soaked the beans myself.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.748296 del
It's funny really, just the sight of a pretty WHITE female gets a million+ views.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.748297 del
>>748295
and threw them into a purchase goulash mix? or live with somebody who made that part?


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.748298 del
>>748297
>purchase
d*


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.748299 del
>>748297
It was a pure chase.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.748300 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nR-Zen2s2Qw [Embed]
I've been watching this for about two years now and the customers never leave.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.748301 del
>>748300
a better america


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 11:34 [Preview] No.748302 del
>>748295
That's what SHE said.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 11:35 [Preview] No.748303 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XlCckd9tNtg [Embed]


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.748304 del
Loosing my mind, or have I lost it already?


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.748305 del
>>748303
that's a deepfake


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 11:49 [Preview] No.748306 del
>>748302
She did.

>>748304
Maybe it's in your pocket.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 11:51 [Preview] No.748307 del
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NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 11:53 [Preview] No.748308 del
>>748307
Stick to the tennis Tom.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.748309 del
Thinking about the jungle neets


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 12:00 [Preview] No.748310 del
Have a blessed day Neets!


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.748311 del
>>748308
Tommy boy is more of a volleyball fan.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.748312 del


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.748313 del
Garn make some jungle rice


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 12:17 [Preview] No.748314 del
>>748313
Steamed in palm leaves or baked in a bamboo? Stuffed banana flower was possibly the best.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 12:22 [Preview] No.748315 del
Guess I should care aye Crusee?


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 12:25 [Preview] No.748316 del
>>748314
You made me spill the onion and now I SPILL YOU.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 12:26 [Preview] No.748317 del
Made Singapore noodles.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 12:32 [Preview] No.748318 del
>>748317
One of my favourites.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 12:33 [Preview] No.748319 del
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NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 12:36 [Preview] No.748320 del
going to bed


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 12:37 [Preview] No.748321 del
sad


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 12:38 [Preview] No.748322 del
>>748320
Good night


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.748323 del
>>748321
Stop wallowing.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 12:52 [Preview] No.748324 del
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NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.748326 del
>>748323
I'm looking at houses online. The most realistic loan I'd be able to afford, if I could ever manage to save a deposit, is like 500k which is $3,232 per month
Even the shitty 2 bedroom brick units are 700k+. Would have to settle for one of those 2 bedroom 'modern' apartment joints, in a suburb full of chinks.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 13:12 [Preview] No.748327 del
I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 13:13 [Preview] No.748328 del
>>748326
It is all a bit depressing but we must not give in to despair.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 13:47 [Preview] No.748330 del
>>748329
I like it a lot


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 14:14 [Preview] No.748331 del
Neets do you think its unethical for large travel vloggers to interact with people and film it and upload it to a large audience?


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 14:15 [Preview] No.748332 del


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.748333 del
weber you fat bitch


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 15:33 [Preview] No.748334 del
>>748321
She'll post again tomorrow m8, only about ten more hours.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.748335 del
morning neetbros


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 19:38 [Preview] No.748336 del
>>748292
Cook yourself a roast today.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 19:38 [Preview] No.748337 del
>>748335
Good morning NEET.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 19:39 [Preview] No.748338 del
>>748316
Stick to the tennis.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 20:34 [Preview] No.748339 del
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still waiting for that first big poo of the morning so I can get out and go for a walk


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 21:07 [Preview] No.748340 del
>>748339
I eat a lot before bed so when I wake up I already have half a shit hanging out of my hole


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 21:17 [Preview] No.748341 del
Good morning sirs


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 21:18 [Preview] No.748342 del


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 21:34 [Preview] No.748343 del
Idiot doing his best to shit up the board again.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 22:00 [Preview] No.748344 del
>>748329
Yeah buddy.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 22:01 [Preview] No.748345 del
Good morning NEETs. Got up with the 6:30 alarm again. The alarm is on all the time now. Every day.
I am not sure if it is a good idea. I really felt like I could use another couple of hours of sleep this morning.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 22:04 [Preview] No.748346 del
Thought my jeans felt weird in Woolworths, and it turned out I had forgotten to do up both the fly and the button. The only reason they were sort of staying up was the braces. Looked in a mirror in the milk aisle and you could quite clearly see my undies. Couldn't fix the issue without lifting my shirt, so just shuffled to the checkout with my bag in front of me.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 22:06 [Preview] No.748347 del
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Making some tea neets, how do you take yours?


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 22:06 [Preview] No.748348 del
>>748346
you sexy little minx


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 22:10 [Preview] No.748349 del
>>748346
People were miring.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 22:10 [Preview] No.748350 del
>>748347
I like my tea hot and strong. No milk or sugar.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 22:19 [Preview] No.748351 del
I’m going to vote yes of the referendum because I’m actually part abbo and maybe I’ll get free shit out of it


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 22:20 [Preview] No.748352 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TFpzps-DCb0 [Embed]


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 22:27 [Preview] No.748353 del


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 22:54 [Preview] No.748354 del
Last night on eBay there was something I was interested in for $109. I added it to my watch list and slept on it. This morning I find the owner deleted the item and relisted it for $152.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 22:58 [Preview] No.748355 del
>>748351
Grab me 1000 acres please.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 23:04 [Preview] No.748356 del
>>748354
Some of them are shifty buggers. Lots of chinks and pajeets.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 23:06 [Preview] No.748357 del
>>748346
You are a tease.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 23:25 [Preview] No.748358 del
Wanking puffs of dust out


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 23:37 [Preview] No.748359 del
>>748358
See your GP.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 23:42 [Preview] No.748360 del
Got fat shamed at the desk whizzers. Receptionist was talking to some guy about defibrillator training and said I’ll probably have a heart attack and need reviving.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 23:45 [Preview] No.748361 del
>>748360
It is a cruel world NEET. These normies abuse us with impunity. You should make a complaint and take legal action.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 23:49 [Preview] No.748362 del
>>748361
It’s a fucking NDIS provider. If I started on the mongs and coloured around the place I’d be sacked and probably lose my clearance.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 23:52 [Preview] No.748363 del
>>748360
you should've played it ice cold and showed her your 'do not revive' bracelet.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 23:53 [Preview] No.748364 del
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>>748361
>It is a cruel world NEET.


NEET 09/18/2023 (Mon) 23:56 [Preview] No.748365 del
>>748362
You are the NEET that actually did have a heart attack though.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 00:06 [Preview] No.748366 del
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NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 00:10 [Preview] No.748367 del


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 00:11 [Preview] No.748368 del
The Olive poster isn't up yet.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 00:12 [Preview] No.748369 del
"The NEET had been knocked out, and a moment's examination showed us that he would permanently remain so. He was a loathsome, gorilla-like thing, with abnormally long arms which I could not help calling fore legs, and a face that conjured up thoughts of unspeakable Congo secrets and tom-tom poundings under an eerie moon. The body must have looked even worse in life - but the world holds many ugly things"


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 00:12 [Preview] No.748370 del
We are still waiting to see DavoNEET's new shoes.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 00:14 [Preview] No.748371 del
>>748288
Please do not bring Debicki into your homo drama.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 00:15 [Preview] No.748372 del
>>748370
I keep forgetting. I've been smashing HoI4 and daydrinking lately instead of doing anything productive.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 00:18 [Preview] No.748373 del
>>748368
He is, but he’s in an office


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 00:19 [Preview] No.748374 del
>>748372
>daydrinking
A disturbing development.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 00:21 [Preview] No.748375 del
(3.43 MB 1080x1920 Download.mp4)
and fuck those ndis cunts
hope the faggot behind me was offended


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 00:22 [Preview] No.748376 del


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 00:24 [Preview] No.748377 del
>>748375
Cringe.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 00:25 [Preview] No.748378 del
A perturbing envelopment


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 00:33 [Preview] No.748379 del
Fuck these cunts
I’m going home


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 00:40 [Preview] No.748380 del
Just finished Telehealth. On the way to ct scan of back and X-rays of pelvis.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 00:42 [Preview] No.748381 del
Tomorrow night on womboflix we are streaming the new (live action) netflix series One Piece, an action comedy about set in a seafaring world, where a young pirate captain sets out with his crew to attain the title of Pirate King, and to discover the mythical treasure known as 'One Piece'. Critical Drinker approved.

Our Saturday night feature film is the crime thriller Hell Or High Water (2016), starring Chris Pine, Ben Foster and Jeff Bridges.

Then on Sunday we have the Australian comedy film Young Einstein (1988)


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 00:42 [Preview] No.748382 del
>>748380
What is going on NEET? Did you have an accident?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 00:42 [Preview] No.748383 del
>>748380
what's wrong with you neet?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 00:47 [Preview] No.748384 del
>>748374
After a solid six weeks sober lol.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.748385 del
Back from first wage. Lady at Dan's commented on my whiskey choice


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 00:50 [Preview] No.748386 del
>>748370
I'm more interested in his tightened pants.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 00:50 [Preview] No.748387 del
>>748385
>my whiskey choice
What did you get?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 00:51 [Preview] No.748388 del
>>748385
good comment? Was she impressed by the side of your bottle?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 00:53 [Preview] No.748389 del
>>748387
>>748388
She asked if I was browsing and I said I only pretend to look at the selection.
She said turkey is better than beam.
I said its all an acquired taste, implying it's all shit.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 00:57 [Preview] No.748390 del
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Just took a nasty poo


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 00:58 [Preview] No.748391 del
>>748389
They're both bogan drinks.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 00:58 [Preview] No.748392 del
>>748386
His bulge is spilling out of them.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 01:18 [Preview] No.748393 del
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Arrrrrrrrrrrr, Ye be a bunch of scurvy NEET landlubbers and I'm here to offer ye a choice.
Ye can walk me plank or I'll be plundering ye booty me lads.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 01:19 [Preview] No.748394 del
>>748391
My limited palette can't recognise the subtle nuances of pink moscato


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.748395 del
>>748394
At least you are honest about it.

>bright strawberry flavours, and hints of sherbet and delicate floral notes.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 01:41 [Preview] No.748397 del
>>748392
He needs a pouch built in.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 01:43 [Preview] No.748398 del
Back from Dans, it was too hot for trackie pants.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 01:46 [Preview] No.748399 del
At what temperature is it acceptable for a neet gentleman to take his pants off?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 01:52 [Preview] No.748400 del
>>748399
When he is feeling hot!.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 01:54 [Preview] No.748401 del
>>748399
I think once the groin area begins to sweat. What we need is one of the NEETs with a temp probe to place it next to his NEET balls and monitor the temperature.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 02:11 [Preview] No.748402 del
>>748401
You gave me a camera instead of a thermometer last time we did that.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 03:05 [Preview] No.748403 del
Our boy buro made 400k last financial year.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 03:08 [Preview] No.748404 del
>>748403
Good for him.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 03:09 [Preview] No.748405 del
>>748403
Based.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 03:31 [Preview] No.748406 del
>>748403
he can shout us the next round of forte and maccas then


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 03:32 [Preview] No.748407 del
>>748403
btw how do you know this?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 03:34 [Preview] No.748408 del
>>748407
Assuming it isn't a shitpost, it might have purchased a financial report from ASIC. I think they're available for all active Pty Ltd companies.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 03:37 [Preview] No.748409 del
>>748407
Who else would brag about such a claim other than 'our boy buro' himself...


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 03:41 [Preview] No.748410 del
>>748407
I made it up.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 03:45 [Preview] No.748411 del
>>748182
Fucking NIGGER it's not until October 14


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 03:45 [Preview] No.748412 del
>>748411
How did you not see the sarcasm in the post you replied to?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 03:52 [Preview] No.748413 del
garn for a little drive fellas, don't get up to any trouble while I'm gone


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.748415 del
>>748412
Leave me alone dude I'm autistic!


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 04:13 [Preview] No.748417 del
>>748413
Bring me back a neet treat please.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 04:20 [Preview] No.748418 del


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.748419 del


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.748420 del


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 04:26 [Preview] No.748421 del


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 04:26 [Preview] No.748422 del


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 04:57 [Preview] No.748423 del
>>748403
Cruisey has been spending a lot on nuro massages


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 05:06 [Preview] No.748424 del
Jesus Christ lads. It’s school holidays in Noosa. Oh my God.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 05:07 [Preview] No.748425 del
>>748393
oh it is talk like a pirate day
I thought this might have been a reference to tomorrow night Womboflix


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 05:09 [Preview] No.748426 del
>>748425
Arrrrrrrrrr ye be a rum cove NEET lad.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 05:23 [Preview] No.748427 del
>>748423
nuro does an excellent rub and tug...according to my mate


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 05:25 [Preview] No.748428 del
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NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 05:32 [Preview] No.748429 del
>>748428
Remember that old sailor proverb. Be the first one in the morning to use the tow-rag.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 05:41 [Preview] No.748431 del
Love is such a beautiful thing


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 05:41 [Preview] No.748432 del
9 sleeps until I can see Sweetie


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 05:50 [Preview] No.748433 del
>>748432
Why not get your own doggo?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 05:52 [Preview] No.748434 del
>>748433
I can't even look after myself let alone a dog


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 06:02 [Preview] No.748436 del
>>748424
nigga please


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 06:04 [Preview] No.748437 del
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>>748436
Here ya go


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 06:07 [Preview] No.748438 del
>>748395
Tastes like cum and sugar.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.748439 del
Whelp. I've woken up with a toothache. I've finally run out of luck


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 06:10 [Preview] No.748440 del
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NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 06:12 [Preview] No.748441 del
Is nuro the neet that speaks in 4chan american?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 06:12 [Preview] No.748442 del
>the Backstairs Passage Pipeline runs through a tunnel from Cape Jervis to Penneshaw (a life hack for skipping the ferry trip)


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.748443 del
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>>748442
are there scary spiders down there? I don't like big spiders.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.748444 del


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 06:15 [Preview] No.748445 del
>>748423
Full body chain lubes don't come cheap


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.748446 del
>>748443
Dunno. Given it's about a 20km tunnel under the fucking ocean, it would be a hard no from me anyway.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.748447 del
>>748435
What did the second one say?
Keep eating you little slut?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.748448 del
>>748441
Not the overly seppo one


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 06:19 [Preview] No.748449 del
>>748442
That's awesome. I'd love to go down there.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.748450 del
>>748447
>Keep eating you little slut?
yeah


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.748451 del
>>748446
I had no idea it was there, or that anyone in this country could achieve that.
Impressed.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.748452 del
>>748441
He wants to be American so bad, just like his idol Alex Jones, o7.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.748453 del
>>748449
It would be a bit of a hike, but cheaper than the ferry.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 06:22 [Preview] No.748454 del
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>>748452
Everyone wants to be alex jones


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 06:23 [Preview] No.748455 del
>>748439
How often do you brush?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.748456 del
>>748455
brush? please, a proper neet doesn't even wipe


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.748457 del
Stood up twice to flush.
Pain in the gut.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.748458 del
Ohhhh fuck.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.748459 del
>>748373
Glad to hear you're getting the help you so obviously need.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.748460 del
Took a three hour nap.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.748461 del
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>>748442
>jims
POV; you've been called to Motherbats. AGAIN.


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NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.748464 del
Might've been the biggest shit of my life.
A good inch above the water line, but I had wiped three times so there was paper.
The first half was solid, painful nuggoes, then 5 mins of gurgling and a foot+ long python smelling like sandle sweat and rotting mutton. It felt granulated. Then a minute pause to catch my breath and semi solid chocolate risotto mixed with snot filled the rest of the way. Hope it's over. It wasn't as wet as normal bog is.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:00 [Preview] No.748465 del


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:00 [Preview] No.748466 del
>>748465
agreed


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:06 [Preview] No.748467 del
>>748464
Did it give a might roar?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.748468 del
>>748464
>sandle sweat
crocodile tears


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:08 [Preview] No.748469 del
That should've been blackened ffs.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.748470 del
>>748469
Anal mucus


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.748471 del
>>748467
It backed up, almost to the rim. Had to scrub the stains off before the next flush.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.748472 del
>>748464
Sounds like you worked through the whole poo chart.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.748473 del
Such an unfulfilling life


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.748474 del
>>748472
There wasn't any real squirts. I'm worried that's next but feel okay now.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.748475 del
I've stopped drinking coffee and cut the ciggies back to 6 a day and was worried it would cause a severe poo blockage but I have been pooing more easily than ever.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.748476 del
>>748475
How many coffees did you have before?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.748477 del
Weber what's your favourite RHCP song?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.748478 del
>>748476
Between 4 and 10 depending on the day.
Switched over to having a cup of tea in the morning and after dinner.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.748479 del
>>748477
I'm not answering any more of these questions.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.748480 del
Possum why won't Weber answer any more of these questions?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.748481 del
Soon will be full power Samosa making neets. Process very simple, therefore will be showing.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.748482 del
>>748464
Serpentine turd


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.748483 del
Fixed the dishwasher. There was water in the bottom so it wasn't draining, the filter was fine so zu checked under the filter and found a piece of mushroom jammed in the white clip thing. Usually it's a clove


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.748484 del
>>748464
Indeed you are powerful as Pajeet has forseen.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.748485 del
>>748483
It's all a conspiracy by big Mushroom to make you buy more washing machines.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.748486 del
Fucking Canadians


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.748487 del
>>748486
Orally?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.748488 del
>>748483
>zu
Who is zu?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.748489 del
>>748477
Walkabout


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.748490 del


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.748491 del
>>748488
It has since been reported, however, that the man, who people on social media have identified as a musician called Zu, is actually Alsina's brother.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.748492 del
>>748490
The person who made this comment >>748477 also made this comment >>748333


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.748493 del
Deviant for 7 years


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.748494 del
>>748492
Fuck off you POS I did not make that last one. You must be BigUNNA aye.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.748495 del
>>748492
He loves Weber deeply and will do anything for his attention.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.748496 del
>>748493
Shame on you.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.748497 del
The samefagging hath commenced


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.748498 del
>>748479
Based.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.748499 del
Big Love to BigUNNA.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.748500 del
>>748492
Some should just stick to the tennis.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.748501 del
>wondering how the scan and x rays went


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.748502 del


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:53 [Preview] No.748503 del
>>748500
Radio rentals took his tv away.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.748504 del
>Be new BO: "Hey lets just make shit up, the neets are dumb enough to believe anything"


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.748505 del
>>748494
>You must be BigUNNA
Nope.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.748506 del
Just a Normal-ish Guy


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.748507 del
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NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.748508 del
>new BO
Do we have one?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.748509 del
I might become a youtube travel vlogger and document the conflict in burma


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.748510 del


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.748511 del
>>748508
No one applied 😔


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.748512 del
>>748505
Why do you insist on misleading the NEETs?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.748513 del
>>748509
You would be deported pretty quick.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.748514 del
>>748512
I'm not.
Big Fella should be able to confirm it when next he visits.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:00 [Preview] No.748515 del
>>748509
Sounds do-able. Plan it out tomorrow.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.748516 del
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I wish I was big UNNA.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.748517 del
>>748485
Big mushroom could never have done that, cooker neet


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.748518 del
>>748511
Can you really blame them?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.748519 del
>>748516
We'll all have one big bunga bunga party one day NEET.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.748520 del
>>748518
No 😢


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.748521 del
>>748518
I will be BO as soon as someone kills a certain NEET.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.748522 del
>>748508
Yes, chickendinner 2.0...


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.748523 del
>>748521
Apply within ausneets2@protonmail.com!


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.748524 del
>>748514
Can't wait for Shibz 'WTF' response to your bullshit.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.748525 del
Today I checked my nuke africa inbox for the first time in weeks, and a few weeks back somebody sent two different phishing emails to it.
A couple of the posts tonight about BigUNNA and somebody wanting to be BO have the ol' noggin joggin'...


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.748526 del
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>>748519
>big bunga bunga party


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.748527 del
>>748523
Wait WUT ? Suddenly everything makes a a lot of sense. What was chicken dinners major malfunction ? Did get bored and no longer feel powerful ? I bets that’s the only reason he did it in the first place….


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.748528 del
Can you NEETs please stop replying to it.
It is getting excited.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.748529 del
>>748525
They won't be able to out snoop the king.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.748530 del
The only time NEETs get invited fishing is through an email. Wow.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.748531 del
>>748530
Known to only draw shitty unfinished memes


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.748532 del


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.748533 del
waiting patiently


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.748534 del
>>748530
Cruisey emailed me to go fishing with him once.
I waited on that river bank for 3 hour.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.748535 del
>>748534
Perhaps he tried calling you on your mobile but it was that other NEET's mobile who received those nudes.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.748536 del
>>748534
He went to a rub and tug instead.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.748537 del
Might go get some goon.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.748538 del
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NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:27 [Preview] No.748539 del
>>748535
Damn that other lucky NEET.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.748541 del
>>748540
I'm going to have a shower first.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.748542 del
>>748541
Climb in the bucket.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.748543 del
>>748542
He will never get back out.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.748544 del
>>o7


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.748545 del
>>748534
He didn't like the looks of your worm.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.748546 del
>>748540
One bucket please.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.748547 del
>>748543
No one escapes the bucket.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.748548 del
>>748546
There's a NEET bathing in there at the moment.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.748550 del
Indian spices, spaghetti bolognaise, mapu tofu all cooking at once. Very strange smells


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.748551 del
>>748550
FRM eating good tonight Toobz you already know what's up.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.748552 del
>>748545
You need big bait to catch the big NEETs.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.748553 del
>>748550
Open a window.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.748554 del
>>748553
NK will get in then.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.748555 del
Strange GOAD tonight


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.748556 del
I visited a prostitute a few hours ago bros


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.748557 del
>>748556
Did you fuck him, or did he fuck you?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.748558 del
>>748556
$150 Rub N Tug?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.748559 del
>>748555
It's the ususal person doing the usual thing.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.748560 del
>>748557
He fucked me
>>748558
Nah 120 for half hour full service. Tipped her fifty bucks for no condom suck.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.748561 del
There is an asian massage joint in this town. I wonder if they do rub and tugs. How do I politely find out?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.748562 del
>>748561
They all do.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.748563 del


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.748564 del
>>748556
Did you have a good time?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.748565 del
>tfw there is 5 rub&tugs, 3 hock shops and 2 payday loan places in the two block shopping area of your suburb


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:52 [Preview] No.748567 del
>>748564
Not really. The fantasy never lives up to reality. I was inside her thinking why am I doing this. Ended up getting her to suck my balls while I wanted myself off so I could buss.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:52 [Preview] No.748568 del
>>748567
Wanked*


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.748569 del
>>748567
>The fantasy never lives up to reality.
You need a more whole experience
>All of us laughing together made it a strangely wholesome feeling while saying goodbye. Like I'd made new friends.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.748570 del
>>748569
He should've rubbed her bumhole in a cheeky manner.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.748571 del
>>748556
Smooth transaction?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.748572 del
>>748571
Mostly. Bit of confusion and had to bust out simplified Chinese Google translate.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.748573 del
>>748572
肛交多少钱?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.748574 del
装扮成负鼠要花多少钱?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.748575 del
>>748570
Exactly, very wholesome.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.748576 del
Garn die me head pubes


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.748577 del
I just want a gentle gook handjob 😩


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.748578 del
>>748565
Good homes?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.748579 del
>>748577
Grab me one as well thanks.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.748580 del
>>748578
In an aboriginal sort of way.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.748581 del


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.748582 del
The smokers cough is off the charts. Can't stand it. Wish it would die already


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.748583 del
>>748582
Have you considered cooking a beef wellington for family dinner?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.748584 del
>>748582
See your GP.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.748585 del
>>748582
May I have a beef wellington as well please


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.748586 del
>>748574
Many Yuan.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.748587 del
I saw a few fun size cadbury chocolate bars dropped on the street while I was walking earlier. They looked unopened. I was tempted to pick them up but I thought I would keep my dignity and ignore them. I could not stoop so low.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.748588 del
A NEET can dream of his own castle.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.748589 del
>>748585
Me too, I've been wanting to have one for my birthday for the past few years, but wasn't able to go out to restuarants because covid.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.748590 del
>>748587
> I could not stoop so low.
a universal complaint among the corpulent


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.748591 del
>>748588
We should base the NEET Commune on this model.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.748592 del
Going to have a drink and listen to pirate music tonight.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.748593 del
>>748591
Should we use these for transport?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.748594 del
The intoxicating/brain-cell-killing aroma of cheap hair dye in teh air tonight. Can you feel it???


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.748595 del
I am considering a goon


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.748596 del
>>748592
post some here


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.748597 del
>>748595
Do it.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.748598 del
>>748594
The grey hairs are the least of your problems NEET.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.748599 del
Best Emma

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sRDxrfJ3I28 [Embed]


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.748600 del
>>748596
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YEhhv2jvPY4 [Embed]


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.748601 del
>>748600
I didn't know they had electric guitars back then.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.748602 del
>>748599
mong and mentalist movies make me uncomfortable
her getting her bits out wont make up for that


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.748603 del
>>748601
They are just fiddling really fast.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.748604 del
Weber would use you for shark bait.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.748605 del
remember when every fuckstick on youtube and tiktok started doing that wellerman sea shanty thing 2 years ago


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.748606 del
>>748604
lol they didn't make much of an effort dressing that fish


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.748607 del
>>748606
All the goodness is in the scales.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.748608 del
>>748606
They may not have had any clothes in its size.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.748609 del
>>748607
those flippy wiggler bits are hard to chew


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.748610 del
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NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.748611 del
>>748609
They make good tooth picks.


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NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.748613 del
>>748610
nice, tell Dan I said hello.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.748614 del
>>748608
sensiblechoggles.jpg


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.748615 del
>>748610
Church.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.748616 del
>>748610
Weber is behind you.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.748617 del
Went to Canberra with my support worker. Had hungry jacks twice which I had been craving and went out for steaks which was nice. We also went to ANU Uni and checked out the chicks but didn’t go in(lots of good lookers) came back today and it was 34. Celcius


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.748618 del
>>748617
Steaks in Canberra must have cost a bit.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.748619 del
>>748617
Sounds nice.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.748620 del
>>748618
Imagine when Cruisey sees the invoice.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.748621 del
>>748617
That sounds like a good day all round.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.748622 del
>>748618
Yeah but we let NDIS pay for it lmao. Also got alcohol and let NDIS pay for it too lol


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.748623 del
>>748617
>We also went to ANU Uni
You better not have done the stabbing


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.748624 del
>>748623
That was at ANUS Uni


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:04 [Preview] No.748625 del
>>748622
Smart. Last time I let Google pay for it.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.748626 del
>>748625
Google buys you steaks ?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.748627 del
>>748619
>>748621
Yes but there was a stabbing which could have occurred on us if we went in the first day. Luckily we didn’t
>>748623
I didn’t. But I could have. Im literally the most mentally I’ll person on ausneets.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.748628 del
>>748626
if you let a couple of their security guys take you to dinner, yeah


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.748629 del
>>748625
Scamming the NDIS is one thing but scamming google is another. How does one scam google?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.748630 del
>>748629
He goes on dates with their security cuards.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.748631 del
>>748627
> Im literally the most mentally I’ll person on ausneets.
unless you also shat in that pan, you are probably just the 2nd most


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.748632 del
>>748610
Watch out for night boongs.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.748633 del
>>748631
Don't forget nuro posts here again now.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.748634 del
>>748632
those 3 are probably in a bad mood after drinking those 30 casks on Sunday


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.748635 del
>>748634
That was a serious goon haul.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.748636 del
>>748633
Those two were married.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.748637 del
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NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.748638 del
I want a free steak now.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.748639 del
>>748637
>Police allege Alex Ophel hit a male student on the head with a frying pan about 2:40pm on Monday at Fellows Oval.
kek
>He then allegedly stabbed a female student multiple times before police say he chased and stabbed a second female student.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.748640 del
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>>748627
>Im literally the most mentally I’ll person on ausneets.
The competition for first place is intense, don't get cocky.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.748641 del
>>748630
He cheats. he’s a cheater. I won’t hold it against him though.
>>748631
Can win at anything. Can’t even be the most mentally ill
>>748633
Do you know why nuro randomly starts fights with other neets that aren’t iga? I have no quarrel with him but he seems to not like me.
Partly why I don’t post with my name no more


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.748642 del
>>748640
needs a neet looking through the grate


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.748643 del
>>748641
>Do you know why nuro randomly starts fights with other neets that aren’t iga?
Nuro's NEET lore is poor and he develops fixed delusions about various NEETs.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.748644 del
>>748641
He is a very naughty boy but he may have a good heart somewhere in there.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.748645 del
>>748556
How much? How long?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.748646 del
>>748640
> The competition for first place is intense, don't get cocky
I have anxiety, depression. CPTSD. Borderline personality disorder, factious disorder, narcissistic disorder. Schizophrenia(psychosis). ADHD. OCD. Depression. Surely I am the most fucked in the head gay cunt on ausneets. Gabriel Morten would probably think so.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.748647 del
>>748645
>How long?
That's a bit personal


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.748648 del
>>748646
Are you still in that flat/unit thing you moved into early this year / late last year?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.748649 del
>>748646
>factitious disorder
Lol that means you are probably lying about all the other disorders. What a paradox.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.748650 del
>>748647
It's the sort of thing we need to know.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.748651 del
>>748649
Tiffisn has fascistic disorder.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.748652 del
>>748650
how long his neetstick is is none of your business


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.748653 del
>>748652
But we need to arrange the seating properly for Thursday Night.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.748654 del
Listening to John Lennon tunes tonight.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.748655 del
>>748567
The lead up is the best bit.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.748656 del
>>748651
I consider that to be one of his virtues


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.748657 del
We need to make one of those poll things to see which NEET is most mental.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.748658 del
>>748653
Indeed, the smaller neets get pushed out to the folding plastic tables.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.748659 del
>>748658
They are good for nothing.
NOTHING!


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.748660 del
>>748657
>one of those poll things
his name was Sperg


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.748661 del
>>748648
Someone recognised me! Yes. I outlived all the boongs on the street and had good neighbours moved in. One of my good neighbours died for some reason.
>>748649
Lol tbh I think the psychiatrist who diagnosed me just thought I was lying but I had psychosis so it doesn’t make sense for him to diagnose that.
Aaaand I might have to stop posting before yowie agents try to attack me again


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.748662 del
>>748606
In what way?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.748663 del
>>748662
they left the inedible bits on


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.748664 del
>>748610
Don't get into a conversation about whiskey with the fake blond one


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.748665 del
>>748657
Poal.me


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.748666 del
>>748660
Sperg was a good NEET.
>tfw no longer know the temperature in shitbourne


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.748667 del
>>748598
You felt the need to post this. The good news is I have a pair of Vise-Grips® reserved for your testicles.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.748668 del
20 acquired. Settling in for a good night.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.748669 del
The boongs have moved into the park the council kindly built across the road from the train station.
I was unsure if it would be them or the junkies.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.748670 del
>>748617
Excellent outing


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.748671 del
>>748617
Cool story bro, now post a pic of those groceries!


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.748672 del
Someone is jealous


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.748673 del
>>748649
Those diagnoses are just passing mutterances from just graduated public health psychs.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.748674 del
I also noticed I have been farting a lot less since I stopped drinking coffee, could be from less sugar.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.748675 del
>>748670
Yes.
>>748671
I’ve already put them away. Sorry. Also how did you know I got groceries when I didn’t say I got groceries?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.748676 del
>>748651
There's a subtle reason why Tiffo migrated to 16chan.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.748677 del
>>748663
You stupid moutherfukcker. It ain't called a wholed fried fhish for noghitng.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.748678 del
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>>748675
>how did you know I got groceries
This is a joke I am not spying on you


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.748679 del
Feel like monk at o-week in late February 2013.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.748680 del
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>>748665
Bend.ova


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.748682 del
>>748677
You know noghitng.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.748681 del
>>748668
You're still in the maintenance phase.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.748683 del
>>748680
Well bantered.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.748684 del
Possum and I went out nog hitting once.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.748685 del
>>748680
Stick to the tennis.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.748686 del
>>748678
I will try to take this like a man however I’m mentally I’ll and will not.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.748687 del
>>748686
If it helps any I didn't make the other post.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.748688 del
>>748684
You only thought it was Possum. That possum light attracts all sorts.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.748689 del
>>748679
I didn't go


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.748690 del


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.748691 del
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NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.748692 del
>>748691
One of those things is not like the others.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.748693 del
>>748691
>ass
>man
>ass
Ok


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.748694 del
>>748680
https://youtube.com/watch?v=S8OJnfEkwjI [Embed]


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.748695 del
Still waiting on that post from Big Fella. But you know what they say, Good things come to those who mislead others.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.748696 del
>>748693
>tfw posting from fap folder goes wrong


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.748697 del
Cant stand this kiwi fuckwit jeet apologist
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fb056F2p4wg [Embed]


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.748698 del
>>748697
That shill is reaching the end of his lifespan


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.748699 del
>>748695
Are you waiting with furious concentration and clenched buttocks ?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.748700 del
Nuro goads others but angers himself


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.748702 del
>>748697
lol wtf is wrong with that sheila's face


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.748703 del
>>748700
He who goads into the abyss will end up with chain lube everywhere.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.748704 del
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I know you're there Bee Man, you cannot hide.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.748705 del
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NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.748706 del
>>748705
the brown side of the moon


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.748708 del
>>748707
¡Ay, ay, ay, no me gusta!


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.748709 del
How does pooing in zero gravity work?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.748710 del
>>748709
Have to push harder.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.748711 del
>>748709
I actually attended a keynote speech by an astronaut about this.
They have a practice toilet with a camera and a crosshair in the bowl and a TV screen and practice aiming they bumhole.
True story.
Cisco Networkers conference, Brisbane, 2003 or 2004.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.748712 del
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>>748710
Apparently you have to poo into a suction device
I bet they do more than poo in it


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.748713 del
>>748690
forgot the ?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.748714 del
>>748711
They have obviously stolen our orbital poo bombardment idea.
Fucking NASA.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.748715 del
>>748712
I know I would.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.748716 del
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NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.748717 del
Wasn't there some story about how a woman on the ISS basically broke the toilet for everyone


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.748718 del
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NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.748720 del
still trying to find that perfect youtube video to fall asleep to


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.748722 del
>>748720
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CYuU3l8p7CQ [Embed]


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.748723 del
>>748721
Looks good.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.748724 del
>>48710
Oh hey there Big Fella we've been eagerly awaiting your presence. Culinary desicioins aside can you please set an issue straight?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.748725 del
>>748724
Don't bother him with your trivial nonsense.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.748726 del
>>748720
Don't fall to sleep just yet, we've still got to wait for Shiban to corroborate or deny your allegations.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.748727 del
>>748726
that poster isn't me

Big Fella: please confirm for >>748726 that I'm not a mod/BO/global/whatever thanks


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No.748728 del


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.748729 del
>>748727
Ok I don't doubt you. Good night.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.748730 del
>>748721
I'd eat that.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.748731 del
>>748727
You are a whatever you lying cunt.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 11:54 [Preview] No.748732 del
Whats the actual situation with BO and mods?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.748733 del
>>748732
Anal mucus


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 11:57 [Preview] No.748734 del
>>748732
Read the posts you miss.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 11:58 [Preview] No.748735 del
>>748732
The BO is imissfather. The board transfer should be in the logs. BOs can transfer their boards as they see fit.

>>748727
I can't tell by IP hash who is the BO and is not.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 12:06 [Preview] No.748736 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tk60T7mDP9Q [Embed]

Fuck these cunts are funny. This guy makes a lot of videos of tourists from Bali crossing into Java, most of them seem way out of their depth especially infront of the camera


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 12:22 [Preview] No.748737 del
Imissfather is just Possum disguised as Cruisey pretending to be chickendinner to blackmail Weber.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 12:24 [Preview] No.748738 del
Goondaddy is still pure


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 12:46 [Preview] No.748740 del
>>748732
The mods all have BO.
Big Stinky Mods


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 12:53 [Preview] No.748741 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tk60T7mDP9Q [Embed]

Webber vs. cyclist


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 12:53 [Preview] No.748742 del


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 12:53 [Preview] No.748743 del
Listening to some Queen. Some of the later songs.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 12:54 [Preview] No.748744 del
>>748741
Good job posting the same YouTube twice


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 13:01 [Preview] No.748745 del
I think half the posters on that trauma subreddit I used to go on were trannies.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 13:01 [Preview] No.748746 del
>>748744
Whoops.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jbbdEycQhXc [Embed]


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 13:07 [Preview] No.748747 del
>>748745
That's what you have us for mate. Pretty disappointed that you would trauma dump on reddit to begin with. All you need is here.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 13:09 [Preview] No.748748 del
>>748745
bussy trauma


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 13:13 [Preview] No.748749 del
>>748746
So where's the bashing?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 13:14 [Preview] No.748750 del
>>748749
Thursday nights in the mens dunnies.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 13:14 [Preview] No.748751 del
Finished second dinner. Before finishing, already looking for the next feed.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 13:22 [Preview] No.748752 del
>>748751
What did you have?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 14:05 [Preview] No.748753 del
It was a mistake to introduce Debicki to you mongs.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.748754 del
>>748753
I would prefer that you hadn't.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 14:20 [Preview] No.748755 del
>>748753
After all this time I don't even understand what that means
Hovel dwellers internet obsession for all I know


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 17:28 [Preview] No.748756 del
Woke up. 4am neet or anyone here?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 18:59 [Preview] No.748757 del
morning neetbros
>>748756
morning


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 20:56 [Preview] No.748758 del
Keep gaining weight. Woe


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 21:15 [Preview] No.748759 del
Good morning NEETs I hope you all have a nice day today.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 21:49 [Preview] No.748760 del
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NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 21:59 [Preview] No.748761 del


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 22:00 [Preview] No.748762 del
https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/space/mexican-doctors-conclude-tests-on-alleged-nonhuman-alien-corpses/news-story/9ea5318c30072c37c9d2d2c7a4d32a1f
>Mexican doctors have found “no evidence of any assembly or manipulation of the skulls” of the so-called “non-human being” remains that were presented to Mexico’s congress last week — seemingly proving the remains were not human-made.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 22:02 [Preview] No.748763 del
>>748760
Good on him.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 22:26 [Preview] No.748764 del
They were just playing this on the local community radio.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WgLtzD6JxcA [Embed]


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 22:29 [Preview] No.748765 del
fake made up language


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 22:32 [Preview] No.748766 del


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 23:17 [Preview] No.748767 del
Good morning NEETs.

I need to go get a haircut today. Struggling to find the energy to get in the shower.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 23:17 [Preview] No.748768 del
>>748758
How many kilos are you up to NEET?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 23:22 [Preview] No.748769 del
>>748762
>Mexican doctors


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 23:23 [Preview] No.748770 del
>>748764
PBAfm?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 23:25 [Preview] No.748771 del


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 23:25 [Preview] No.748772 del
>>748767
I'll start the water.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 23:31 [Preview] No.748773 del
Sitting in the car. Dreading going inside.


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 23:33 [Preview] No.748774 del
>>748773
What is waiting inside NEET?


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 23:51 [Preview] No.748776 del
>>748774
Body shaming receptionist, fake IT team of curry niggers and a faggot who ignore me, etc


NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 23:53 [Preview] No.748777 del
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NEET 09/19/2023 (Tue) 23:59 [Preview] No.748778 del
https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/where-are-they-going-to-live-skilled-workers-to-be-offered-fasttrack-visas-under-migration-overhaul/news-story/78f6b95b725fc2ef3c93a70a3839da94
> The federal government is planning to further turbocharge immigration with an overhauled visa process for skilled workers that will take days, not months.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 00:15 [Preview] No.748779 del
>>748774
A big poo.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 00:22 [Preview] No.748780 del
>>748777
She becomes more fridge-like every day.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 00:24 [Preview] No.748781 del
I showered. Now trying to psyche myself into getting dressed.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 00:25 [Preview] No.748782 del
Naked NEET


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 00:26 [Preview] No.748783 del
Did Shiban refuck the flags?


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 00:27 [Preview] No.748784 del
>>748776
What do you need to go to the office for?


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 00:28 [Preview] No.748785 del
>>748781
If you don't get dressed people might mistake you for a savage.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 00:30 [Preview] No.748786 del
“Caaaaaaaaarrrraaa EYE TEEEEE Cameron speaking!”


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 00:35 [Preview] No.748787 del
>>748786
Does that say Janny?


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 00:38 [Preview] No.748788 del
>>748787
kek it might do
didn’t notice that on my phone


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 00:40 [Preview] No.748789 del
>>748784
I’m expected to spend 3-4 hours a day here for a couple of months remediating their dogshit network. I did a pentest here, so I shouldn’t also be doing remediation work, but good luck getting somebody to understand that.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 00:55 [Preview] No.748790 del
>>748789
Like most herding Co's, they just aim and point.
Fix the bleep bloop nerd.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 00:59 [Preview] No.748791 del
Speaking of which, fix the flags shibs.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 01:00 [Preview] No.748792 del
Expelled something. Calling it poo wouldn't be the correct definition.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 01:01 [Preview] No.748793 del
>>748792
Not another NEET babby they keep dying


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 01:02 [Preview] No.748794 del
>>748793
Might be the placenta from yesterday's abortion.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 01:21 [Preview] No.748795 del
Might go to a pub for lunch


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 01:33 [Preview] No.748796 del
>>748795
Get me two battered fish, overdone chips, some tartar sauce, seafood salad (try not to get too much celery) and a pint of pale. Should be about $23, from the specials board. Put the other $25 in the pokes and win enough to get lunch paid for.
Nothing beats it.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 01:34 [Preview] No.748797 del
>>748796
Lost on the pokies.
You owe me $48 now.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 01:36 [Preview] No.748798 del
>>748797
You must've done it wrong


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 01:36 [Preview] No.748799 del
>>748798
It went beep.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 01:40 [Preview] No.748800 del
>>748799
It should go 'awwwww lucky lucky bags!'


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 01:47 [Preview] No.748802 del
8.45 actually


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 01:53 [Preview] No.748803 del
I lost all my money in a game of two up once.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 01:56 [Preview] No.748804 del
>>748803
Did you go two heads?


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 02:36 [Preview] No.748805 del
At the pub. Chilled wine glass but a big pour.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 02:42 [Preview] No.748806 del
It’s good when the first mouthfuls of wine get into the bloodstream and I don’t feel as sad for the first time since waking.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 02:43 [Preview] No.748807 del
>>748806
You should have a drink before you wake up.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 02:47 [Preview] No.748808 del
>>748805
What feed?


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 02:48 [Preview] No.748809 del
Did payroll and invoicing. Two days ahead of crunch time. Three days past when it's on my calendar


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 02:49 [Preview] No.748810 del
>>748809
Does that mean people have been waiting 3 days for the money?


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.748811 del
>>748810
I don't do payroll the same day as pays go out.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.748812 del
Although, I did forget to schedule the payments from the bank. Only did time sheet reconciliation and made payrun.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.748813 del
>>748812
Your poor herders will end up eating their mongs to survive.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 03:01 [Preview] No.748815 del
>>748813
All sorted now. I haven't made any errors with pay.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 03:02 [Preview] No.748816 del
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NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 03:07 [Preview] No.748817 del
>>748808
Beef schnitzel with pepper sauce, chips, and coleslaw, and a Pepperjack shiraz. Pretty good on the whole.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 03:21 [Preview] No.748818 del
>>748816
anime kfc would have tentacle rape chickens and stuff


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 03:25 [Preview] No.748819 del
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NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 03:27 [Preview] No.748820 del
>>748817
Sounds good.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 03:28 [Preview] No.748821 del
>>748819
is that a chicken with an octopus up its clacker?


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 03:28 [Preview] No.748822 del
arsesoaker e06 is out


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 03:40 [Preview] No.748823 del
>>748821
Helen turned to the dark side after death.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 03:42 [Preview] No.748824 del
>>748817
Mmm
That does sound good


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 03:42 [Preview] No.748825 del
>>748823
It would fall out of her.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 03:44 [Preview] No.748826 del
>>748821
helen didn't kill herself


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 03:46 [Preview] No.748827 del
Helen was an evil beast intent on world domination and Cruisey and Doggo saved us all from her avian wrath.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 03:47 [Preview] No.748828 del
arsesoaker s06 downloaded


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 03:52 [Preview] No.748829 del
>>748827
>Cruisey and Doggo
I heard they took turns


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 03:52 [Preview] No.748830 del
fucken space whales


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 03:58 [Preview] No.748832 del
>>748829
After Penny, the magic was gone


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 04:00 [Preview] No.748833 del
>>748832
I've often said that about A Country Practice


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 04:00 [Preview] No.748834 del
I am back from the shopping centre. I got my haircut. It doesn't look great but it is an improvement from what was there before.
I saw myself in the mirror at the hairdresser. I look putrid. Old, grey, tired, turkey neck.
I had one of those days where I could barely cope with being in public. My clothes felt strange on me and I forgot how to walk so had to do it on manual mode.
I am basically a retard now. A legit mong.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 04:06 [Preview] No.748835 del
>>748831
We may have to dig up helen.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 04:08 [Preview] No.748836 del
>>748831
I worked for about 30 minutes at Inghams.
Job agency sent me there and told me the job would be stacking pallets in a coolroom.
Instead they put me on a production line sticking frozen lumps of stuffing into chicken carcases arseholes.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 04:08 [Preview] No.748837 del
>>748834
Don't worry neet, the day of the mong is coming and we shall retake the streets.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 04:10 [Preview] No.748838 del
>>748836
>sticking frozen lumps of stuffing into chicken carcases arseholes.
Cruisey NO


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 04:10 [Preview] No.748839 del
>>748836
Good on you for walking. That bait-and-switch bullshit needs to be made illegal.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 04:11 [Preview] No.748840 del
>>748839
It was horrible, right in front of me was a table with a chute dropping endless chicken organs onto the table with 6 old asian women sorting them into heaps.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 04:15 [Preview] No.748841 del
>>748834
You just had a bad day NEET there's still life in you and good days ahead.


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NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 04:23 [Preview] No.748843 del
>>748842
You will have more good days I insist.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 04:23 [Preview] No.748844 del
>>748840
How much did they pay per hour?


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 04:24 [Preview] No.748845 del
>>748843
I am going to be as miserable as possible just to spite you.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 04:25 [Preview] No.748846 del
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NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 04:25 [Preview] No.748847 del
>>748844
I don't remember, minimum wage probably.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 04:27 [Preview] No.748848 del
>>748847
less than if it was work for the dole


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 04:30 [Preview] No.748849 del
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Tonight on womboflix we have the swashbuckling/adventure 'One Piece'', a netflix adaption that has received very high praise since its release at the start of the month.

The series follows the adventures of the Straw Hat Pirates as they explore the dangerous oceans, lands, and beyond in search of the "One Piece", a fabled treasure that will make their captain, Monkey D. Luffy, "King of the Pirates". 7pm AEST.

On Saturday we have Hell Or Highwater (2016), and on Sunday Young Einstein (1988)


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 04:32 [Preview] No.748850 del
>>748846
This for a banner, as well as the image that showed tiffin as dolph lungren


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 04:34 [Preview] No.748851 del
>>748834
Ikft. Manual walking makes me feel retarded.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 04:35 [Preview] No.748852 del
>>748835
I never buried her.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 04:42 [Preview] No.748853 del
The unburied dead can never rest.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 04:44 [Preview] No.748854 del
>>748853
There was a rat in the green bin once. Even after death, she's a dirty chook.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 04:45 [Preview] No.748855 del
7hrs of bouncing between threads and clicking update.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 05:26 [Preview] No.748856 del
might look at some naked ladies online


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.748857 del
When I was a young NEET we had to buy dirty magazines to see naked ladies.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.748858 del
YouTube has started flagging the word pajeet and throws up a dialogue box about whether you're sure you want to continue with a disrespectful comment


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 05:42 [Preview] No.748859 del


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.748860 del
>>748858
Does it allow poojeet?


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 05:51 [Preview] No.748861 del
>>748860
Dunno. I'll try that next time.
For context, a poojeet delivery driver culturally enriched Marty & Moog's Toyota Corolla and drove off without leaving a note. They cucked out and wouldn't show the driver or name the business he was delivering for, like typical self-hating eastern state fags.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 05:53 [Preview] No.748862 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12538393/Anthony-Albanese-reveals-cries-time-single-message-set-romance-Jodie-Haydon.html
>Anthony Albanese reveals why he cries 'all the time'
such a strong leader and role model for boys


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NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.748865 del
>>748864
Finna gunna goona gubbo


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 06:10 [Preview] No.748866 del
>>748863
Would Sweetie do any better?


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 06:10 [Preview] No.748867 del
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Some new vinyl turned up earlier than expected.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 06:11 [Preview] No.748868 del
>>748857
When I was young we didn't even have magazines, we had to draw naked ladies in the sand and wank to that.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.748869 del
>>748866
I'd like to think so. Our labrador used to put his hackles up and bare his teeth at abbos and people he didn't like the look of.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.748870 del
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NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 06:19 [Preview] No.748871 del
Possum crumbled all my cookies once.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.748872 del
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NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.748873 del
there's 11 films showing at the cinema at the moment and other than barbie and teh blue bertie beetle or somethinkg, the critical drinker hasn't reviewed any of them
lazy cunt


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.748874 del
I think I will make "Morbid O" my rap name. short for morbid obesity.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.748875 del
>>748874
Catchy.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.748876 del


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 06:45 [Preview] No.748877 del
>>748876
I can believe this.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 06:45 [Preview] No.748878 del
>>748867
Based.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.748879 del
>>748877
at least half of it is true


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.748880 del
>>748876
Damn mole people.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 06:56 [Preview] No.748883 del
>>748434
Can you just rent a doggo, like a girl? A doggo-prostitute?


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.748884 del
I think Aldi have added more water to their chicken mince.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.748885 del
Very heavy splashy logs this evening


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.748886 del
>>748885
Falling out of you?


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.748887 del
>>748886
Requiring the odd push and grunt


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.748888 del
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NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.748889 del
>>748888
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.748890 del
Slept in. Angry. Not too taxed.
Annoyed at the zhir. His voice is so fucking loud and annoying


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.748891 del
Possum invented the Scrub Daddy


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.748892 del
Imagine what Zhir thinks about his woman's 30 year old failure to launch son who has moved into his love nest.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.748893 del
>>748892
Zhir should be launched into the fucking Sun.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.748894 del
>>748890
Wagon status?


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.748895 del


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.748896 del
I heard that Weber tried to board a space whale but he was too heavy and it couldn't make the jump to hyperspace.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.748897 del


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.748898 del


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.748899 del
*sad whale noises*


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.748900 del
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NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.748902 del
>>748901
Possum is fucked if word gets out on the street about how many garlic breads he's ordered.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.748903 del
>>748902
*Poxxum


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 08:41 [Preview] No.748904 del
>>748892
Who cares?

>>748894
Boarded.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 08:41 [Preview] No.748905 del
>>748903
I thought monk’s boarder was pozz-mum


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.748906 del
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(3.09 MB 4032x3024 IMG-1813.jpg)


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.748907 del


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.748908 del
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>>748907
A little bit more revealing...


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.748909 del
>>748908
Dirty slut.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.748910 del
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Ready.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.748911 del
>>748908
3 slices please.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.748912 del


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.748913 del
hurry up boardneet


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.748914 del
>>748904
>Boarded
Based.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.748915 del
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Get in here neets, we're watching One Piece https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.748916 del


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.748917 del
any of you neets want to create a CDN for womboflix?


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.748918 del
>>748917
Akamai owns Linode now. Fucking clowns.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.748919 del
>>748918
Get them to hit it with a stick.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.748920 del
Just something else that ends up reflecting badly on me.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.748921 del
Meant to pay rent today. Too depressed.
Meant to clean dishes. Too depressed.
Meant to grocery shop. Too depressed.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.748922 del
>>748921
>Meant to pay rent today. Too depressed.
maybe living in a tent will cure that


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.748923 del
>>748921
Have a wank.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.748924 del


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.748925 del
>>748922
That's a bit intense.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.748926 del
>>748925
If would make for a good
>tfw
photograph.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.748927 del
Too much of a mong to work out how to fold samosas.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.748928 del
>>748924
It's good to see he's exploring new worlds.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.748929 del
>>748928
He should be passing Uranus soon.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.748930 del
None of these hinglish women are helpful either


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.748931 del


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.748932 del
>>748931
Then it will swing round and demolish Saturns ring.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.748933 del
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>tfw depressed


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.748934 del
>>748933
Based.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.748935 del
>>748933
Nice feed.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.748936 del
>>748933
You just need a feed and a pint.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.748938 del


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.748939 del
Who the fuck is calling me fron the Pitcairn Islands?


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.748940 del
>>748939
Your mum.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.748941 del
>>748939
Spooky neet


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.748942 del
>>748939
It was that other neet, he's had a few to many and thought it would be funny.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.748943 del
>>748939
PirateNEET


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.748944 del
She not new.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.748945 del
>>748939
They are all inbred mutineers don't trust them.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.748946 del
(3.17 MB 3088x3088 Proto samosa.jpg)


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.748947 del
>>748933
Those chips look good.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.748948 del
>>748946
I'd try one.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.748949 del


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.748950 del
>>748948
I'd watch you try one.
And then try one myself if you live


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No.748951 del
>>748946
They look like they have absorbed executive levels of grease.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.748952 del
>>748946
Give me one with salt thanks.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.748953 del
>>748933
The bottleshop is still open NEET.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.748954 del
There should be a word for food you really want to eat but are afraid it might kill you but you are going to eat it anyway.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.748955 del
>>748945
I spent a few weeks on Norfolk Island once. They were alright.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 10:12 [Preview] No.748956 del
>>748954
Pioneer.
This was reality for the first humans around the globe for a number of years.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.748958 del
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NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.748959 del
>>748957
'WHERE'S THE BEAR?' sounds like some kind of gay bar


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.748960 del
I hope one piece was good. I hope one day I too can watch it.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.748961 del
>>748960
I'm sorry the server fucking sucks and I couldn't fix it


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.748963 del
I am stuck on episode 3 of One Piece. I had thought the series was good but this episode brought things to a crashing halt. Very slow. Terrible actors introduced.


NEET 09/20/2023 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.748964 del
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