Anons, I’ve been thinking about the Sonic universe, and it’s not just a franchise—it’s a quantum hellscape where everything and nothing is canon at the same time. Imagine this: every fanfic you’ve ever read, every game, every cartoon, even the cringiest art of Sonic as a nihilist philosopher—it’s all real. It all exists in one massive multiverse where Sonic can be a hero, a villain, or even your roommate in a college dorm.
Key Arguments: 1. Quantum Superposition of Canon: Everything you see is just one of infinite states of the Sonic universe. Until you decide what’s canon for you, all versions exist simultaneously. You picked Sonic ‘06 as canon? Congrats, you collapsed the wave function. But that doesn’t mean the other versions stopped existing.
2. Multiverse of Infinite Possibilities: Somewhere out there, there’s a universe where Tails is the villain and Shadow is a comedic relief character. Somewhere Sonic is a philosopher giving lectures on the meaning of life. And somewhere he’s just a hedgehog running around collecting rings. And it’s all real.
3. Conscious Destruction of Canon Walls: SEGA and Sonic Team know exactly what they’re doing. They create so many contradictions that it’s not a bug—it’s a feature. They’re deliberately breaking canon so we can create whatever we want.
4. Fan Content as Canon Level: Your fanfic where Sonic marries Amy and Knuckles becomes a chef? That’s canon. Your art of Shadow flying on a cheese rocket? Also canon. Everything you create becomes part of this infinite multiverse.
Implications: - Creative Freedom: Want to write a fic where Sonic is a vampire fighting zombie Eggman? Go ahead, it’s already canon.
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A horrifying incident involving a Ukrainian model, Maria Kovalchuk, has sparked outrage online. On March 9, Maria attended a party hosted by local sheikhs in Dubai, later heading to a hotel where she was allegedly met by individuals posing as modeling agents. According to her mother, Maria sounded distressed during their last conversation before her phone went silent for over eight days.
When she was finally found, Maria was discovered on the side of the road with severe injuries, including broken legs, arms, and a fractured spine. She has undergone four surgeries but remains completely immobilized. Speculation is swirling online that Maria may have fallen victim to Dubai's infamous "Porta Potty" parties, where women are reportedly paid to participate in degrading and dangerous activities.
While I’m not here to judge anyone’s career choices, I think it’s important to shed light on these stories. We constantly hear about young women making fortunes through escort services, OnlyFans, or webcamming, but the dark side of these industries is often ignored. Escort work has become increasingly popular in CIS countries, with many young women traveling to Arab countries or Turkey in search of wealthy clients, only to end up victims of violence or sexual exploitation. There are thousands of similar stories out there.
Hopefully, Maria’s case will serve as a wake-up call for others to reconsider the risks involved in this line of work. Let’s discuss – what are your thoughts on this? Is enough being done to protect these women, or is this just the tip of the iceberg?
Alright, anons, I need your wisdom. Do any of you know who Übermarginal is? Real name Anatoly Artamonov, also goes by "Mitsengendler," "uebermarginal," "Kukich," or just "Chmo." Dude used to be this obscure lower-internet philosopher, spitting some weird, niche takes that got him a cult following back in the day. Now, from what I hear, he's just some washed-up guy watching videos for cash.
What’s the deal with him? Was he ever legit, or just another internet grifter? How do you feel about his "philosophy" (if you can even call it that)? And what’s with the fall from grace? Is he just a lolcow now, or does he still have some relevance in the deeper corners of the web?
Curious to hear your thoughts.
TL;DR: - Übermarginal = Anatoly Artamonov, aka Mitsengendler, uebermarginal, Kukich, Chmo. - Used to be a niche internet philosopher, now a paid video watcher (lol). - Thoughts on him? Was he ever based, or just cringe? What’s his deal now?
Alright, anons, real talk. Do any of you know who Papich is? For those who don’t, he’s this Ukrainian streamer/gamer dude who blew up a few years back. Known for his insane skills, over-the-top reactions, and that iconic phrases. Dude’s basically a living meme at this point.
But here’s the thing—I’ve been seeing mixed opinions about him lately. Some people say he’s a legend, the embodiment of chaotic energy, and a god-tier entertainer. Others think he’s cringe, too loud, or just another overhyped streamer.
So, I gotta ask: 1. Do you even know who Papich is? 2. How do you feel about him? Respect? Hate? Indifference? 3. Do you think he’s still relevant, or is he just a relic of the past?
Drop your thoughts, memes, or whatever. Let’s see if Papich still has that stamp of approval or if he’s been relegated to the shadow realm.
(Also, if you don’t know who he is, just YouTube "Папич" and thank me later. Or don’t. Your call.)
These seven trillion dollars actually exist. If you think it’s a lie, look it up. But no matter how deeply you investigate, you’ll find that nobody owns it, and it will never move.
>>56311 I'm glad it's gone and I hope it never comes back
in fact I hope everyone who frequents this entire website gives up on it and starts doing something actually productive with their lives
and I hope this entire website gets deleted like all of its predecessors
Out in the Karoo, where the veld stretches endless and the stars burn too bright, there’s a farm no one talks about. Not because it’s cursed or haunted—no, it’s worse than that. It’s *wrong*.
The locals call it "Die Fluit Plaas"—the Whistling Farm. They say if you drive past it at night, you’ll hear it. A low, tuneless whistle, like the wind through a crack in the world. But it’s not the wind. It’s something else. Something that doesn’t belong here.
A Kiwi bloke, name of Tom, told me about it. He was working on a nearby station, mustering sheep. One night, his ute broke down near the farm. He walked up to the gate, thinking he’d ask for help. The house was dark, but the whistle was there, soft and steady, like it was calling him.
He said the air felt thick, like wading through syrup. The stars above seemed to flicker, like they were watching. And then he saw it—a figure standing in the doorway of the farmhouse. Tall, too tall, with limbs that bent wrong. It didn’t move, just stood there, whistling that same empty tune.
Tom bolted. Didn’t look back. When he got to town, the locals just shook their heads. “You don’t go there,” they said. “Not at night. Not ever.”
But here’s the thing: Tom swears he still hears the whistle sometimes, late at night, when the world is too quiet. And he’s not the only one. Others have heard it too, even miles away. They say it’s getting louder.
I went out there once, just to see. The farm’s still there, rotting under the sun. The gate’s rusted shut, and the fields are dead. But at night, when the wind shifts just right, you can hear it.
That damn whistle.
And if you listen too long, you start to feel it—a pull, like something’s trying to drag you toward the house. Toward the thing in the doorway.
let me start from afar. for quite a long time I have been having various horny fantasies. in them, I swell up, my body becomes fatter and fatter. at the same time, hair grows more actively on my chest, armpits, hands, head, face and belly, which makes me look like a bear. gradually, my body becomes sweatier and smellier, and because of this stink my mind seems to get foggy and I seem to become dumber and dumber. and I have long wanted to make this fantasy come true. tell me, how can I become as fat as in my fantasies?
You dont wanna be fat op its not fun or what youre thinking youll accomplish.
Once in my life i was over 250 pounds but not from eating, i was prescribed a medication that did this.
I felt awful about everyday for being this fat.
>>56359 So I couldn't help but notice the Sabrina Carpenter thread was REMOVED here. Who deleted it and why? It was one of the FEW decent *non-degenerate* threads on /b/ today.
Why was the thread deleted yet all the other horrible spam gets to stay up? I honestly don't get it.... ..it's as if, perhaps, someone WANTS this place to remain filled with crude sick spam in order to drive good decent people away, and thus ridding this site of quality content.
I do hope the moderator of this board is not one of these spammers. If that happens to be the case, well, this place glows as much as 4chan or Facebook does.
Rules: No gay porn. No tranny porn. No CP, no scat, no gore, no other extreme fetishes or anything illegal. Ages 18+ only. Straight softcore and hardcore porn welcome. Lesbians welcome if the women are hot.
If you post some good ones, I'll post more of the good ones I have saved. If not, this thread will be left to die.
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