Whale fren Anonymous 01/17/2020 (Fri) 00:02:03 [Preview] No. 25481 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Draw your best whale fren
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Anonymous 01/18/2020 (Sat) 22:06:17 [Preview] No.25490 del
>>25488
1. click on the "size canvas" at the posting form at the top of the page
2. move the cursor above the white field just appeared, you get the toolbar
3. pick a tool, a color of the stroke and/or fill, and the stroke width
4. you can undo-redo the last move or clear the whole thing (arrow forward-back, X)

Tools:
1. draw rectangle
2. draw oval/circle
3. draw line
4. freehand draw
5. write text
6. eraser


Anonymous 01/18/2020 (Sat) 22:22:35 [Preview] No.25491 del
>>25490
Lemme try again. Did this in a few minutes

r8


Anonymous 01/18/2020 (Sat) 22:37:33 [Preview] No.25492 del
>>25491
very good anon
just remember the default lynxchan oekaki defaults to a transparent background, so when you erase you're not erasing to white but to transparent


Anonymous 01/19/2020 (Sun) 07:19:15 [Preview] No.25496 del
>>25491
I like it.


Anonymous 01/20/2020 (Mon) 05:02:59 [Preview] No.25514 del
>>25492
>>25496
Thank u. Canvas here is a little fidgety sometimes, but I got it to work

Try inviting some anons from other boards here so they can contribute too OP



Ideas for RPG stat and magic system Anonymous 01/18/2020 (Sat) 21:14:50 [Preview] No. 25486 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Magic:
- is a natural property of the setting, it is omnipresent throughout the setting (such as being able to play a role in natural disasters), can be studied scientifically, and harnessed technologically.
- mana is a naturally occurring element found in most things to varying degrees, it is also naturally produced by living beings via their metabolism, due to this living beings in the setting do not produce bodily waste (defecation, urination) or related functions (such as flatulence and "queefing"), as their digestion is 100% nevertheless, they still possess an excretory system (either an atavism from a magic-less evolutionary origin, or a sign that they come from another world where magic does not exist).
- magic is potentially capable of doing absolutely anything except violating the laws of transmutation (in our world, the laws of thermodynamics, you cannot truly create or destroy, only alter from one form to another, no creation ex nihilo, no nihilo ex materia -equivalent to our 2nd law, conservation- any change you do cause will always cost more than you get out, due to energy being lost in the changing process -equivalent to our first law, entropy-), practically, however, it is severely limited by the amount of mana used in it's casting, mana cost is determined as listed below.
Force = the more force exerted, the higher the cost.
Range = the further the affect from the energy source, the higher the cost.
Duration = the longer the affect lasts, the higher the cost.
Scale = the smaller or larger the size of the target is in proportion to the power source, the higher the cost. (for example, an effect requiring the manipulating of subatomic particles or gigantic asteroids).
Complexity = the more things affected simultaneously, the higher the cost. (this applies to one spell with multiple effects, or multiple spells in effect at once).
Resistance = the more resistant the target is to the effect, the higher the cost will be. (see, countermagic - the use of opposing magic to negate the effects of a spell, and antimagic, dispel magic and an inherent property of certain entities that dispels magic in it's effective vicinity, for example, anyone equipped with working "wonder-breakers", and anti-mages, who possess an genetic trait that causes them to uncontrollably nullify all magic within their active sensory range on a constant basis)
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Anonymous 01/19/2020 (Sun) 20:19:11 [Preview] No.25502 del
>>25486
Fuck this company. Just fuck them.
What if I told you we are going to be able to generate human "catgirls" this year?
พวกเขาไม่เคยทำความสะอาดการรั่วไหลครั้งใหญ่ในอลาสกาทุกคนควรหยุดซื้อน้ำมันเบนซิน
(*they never did clean up their massive spill in alaska everyone should stop buying gasoline*)
My shipment is delayed thanks to extreme weather which in turn is caused by polluters like Exxon. I have no idea what's going on in people's minds today. 🍇⛾🏓🥊🌋🖼


Anonymous 01/19/2020 (Sun) 22:06:03 [Preview] No.25503 del
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>>25502
Namefield: Sleepy and Sane BloodshotDetective
>>25502
[*>"]肉が地球温暖化と気候破壊の主な原因であるということは残酷であることに加えて、ご存知ですか?大規模な土地所有者と... ... ... . . .
_be qiiet Scio cur eduxistis nos in Guinea porcos, cum South Park iustum est, ut mane vidit? Non enim sciunt quid Guinea rat? Dice mihi.#<
>¿no cookies?□~□
>>25486
*sexy cake Whipcrack*


Anonymous 01/19/2020 (Sun) 23:36:23 [Preview] No.25504 del
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>>25503
>>25503
Why is Touhou so sexualized all the time? So much smut over a little bullet hell shooter seems surreal to me sometimes


Anonymous 01/20/2020 (Mon) 00:18:35 [Preview] No.25506 del
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>>25504
>>112647819
Everything you don't like is already dead to you, if you sent actual letters - intercepted. Who ya gonna call, that's right!@#!×××


Anonymous 01/20/2020 (Mon) 02:11:04 [Preview] No.25513 del
>>25506
many vitas there
have contemplated buying
decided not to



Anonymous 01/18/2020 (Sat) 08:44:29 [Preview] No. 25484 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What if I told you we are going to be able to generate human "catgirls" this year?


Anonymous 01/20/2020 (Mon) 00:40:32 [Preview] No.25507 del
I'd believe you. 2020 is the future.


Anonymous 01/20/2020 (Mon) 00:48:52 [Preview] No.25508 del
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>>25507
>>198167352
>no thankyou


sage Anonymous 01/20/2020 (Mon) 01:09:45 [Preview] No.25510 del
>>25508
Who are you quoting?


Anonymous 01/20/2020 (Mon) 01:26:44 [Preview] No.25512 del
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>>25510
John Arbuckle, who else?



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all public figures and politicians are actors Anonymous 01/16/2020 (Thu) 07:52:16 [Preview] No. 25475 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
All events are staged using actors, and all politicians and public figures are simply actors from illuminati families. War is real, of course, and the millions who die in war, are real. But the leaders, the politicians, on all sides of the conflict, are just illuminati actors. They also have the actors play more than one role.

2 Pac = David Chapelle
Trump = Ron Masak
Adolf Hitler = Walt Disney
Alex Jones = Prince Gustav
Bernie Sanders = Evelyn Rothschild
David Icke = Richard Branson
Jonathan Pryce = Pope Francis
Jacob Greenberg = Mark Zuckerberg
JFK = Jimmy Carter
Hillary Clinton = Shirley Temple
Jim Morrison = Rush Limbaugh
John Lennon = Steve Jobs
Jennifer Aniston = Kate Middleton
Morgan Freeman = Jimi Hendrix
Theresa May = Princess Diana

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Anonymous 01/16/2020 (Thu) 15:52:48 [Preview] No.25477 del
quality shitpost


Anonymous 01/16/2020 (Thu) 16:42:31 [Preview] No.25478 del
>>25475
>Adolf Hitler = Walt Disney
you mean kermit roosevelt?


Anonymous 01/20/2020 (Mon) 00:51:12 [Preview] No.25509 del
TAKE YOUR MEDS.


Anonymous 01/20/2020 (Mon) 01:14:37 [Preview] No.25511 del
>>25509
🍇😐🍊🇦🇺🍐it's only a model!



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Anonymous 01/20/2020 (Mon) 01:13:18 [Preview] No. 12105 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Would you speedrun at them? :-)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r4sDHHlxVP0 [Embed]



Exercise Ideas Anonymous 01/17/2020 (Fri) 01:48:42 [Preview] No. 25482 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Posture is not an indicator of flexibility nor range of motion. If you have tight chest(Pectorialis Minor/Major) muscles pulling your arms and consequently your shoulder blades forward, strengthening the opposing muscles on the back won't fix the original problem, only its symptoms. Having all of your muscles flexible and evenly balanced to maintain a good posture is the best way to go in terms of preventing injury and yielding the greatest improvement.

I've observed in myself and in others that the brain is autonomous to an extent, such as when I've caught papers and pencils falling off of tables with great speed without looking or thinking about them. I believe this could be fostered by training yourself to catch objects coming at you without having them in your main vision and doing it for extended periods of time while forcing your mind to work on something else.


Roxxon Anonymous 01/19/2020 (Sun) 19:02:23 [Preview] No.25500 del
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>>25482
>34881935
"BODYSLIDE, that's my favorite desp tech, I diff doff my my my hat, sir. It ain't no lie baby...



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Anonymous 11/22/2019 (Fri) 09:56:47 [Preview] No. 24850 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Visited 4chan for about two weeks since about a year or two of inactivity.

It's shit Although that doesn't surprise any of you I'm sure
>Shitty Mods/Janitors that delete threads they don't like even though they don't break rules. Some boards like /tv/ don't have mods at all, half the posts are bait/shitposts
>Everyone is an ass without any reason. Imageboards are the internet hate machine, the assholes of the internet, but fuck they really take that title to the max on there
>Posts lack any substance, and posters are retards. No, they are not pretending to be retarded, they ARE retarded.
>I know there is an NSA/FBI camera hovering above me the entire time I'm on there, you are always being watched, even by fucking Google
>Completely dead administrator. 4chan News/Blotter died in 2017 without any new updates or posts.
>Generally low-quality posts and threads where you just scroll to the bottom without reading most of the posts or threads

It's too bad it had to end up like this. You can still see the remnants of the past in the 4chan banners, but that is probably it.
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Anonymous 01/04/2020 (Sat) 20:52:55 [Preview] No.25404 del
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>>25401
Doin' the lord's work anon


Anonymous 01/19/2020 (Sun) 08:40:45 [Preview] No.25497 del
It's shit but so is every other place in the internet.
You just have to pick a digit sandwich


Anonymous 01/19/2020 (Sun) 09:05:32 [Preview] No.25498 del
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>>24850
>I know there is an NSA/FBI camera hovering above me the entire time I'm on there, you are always being watched, even by fucking Google
If you look at the scripts running in the background after completing the recaptcha before making a post on 4chan, you can see that google attaches a cookie to the script that controls the recaptcha. So yes, google is spying on 4chan posters.


Anonymous 01/19/2020 (Sun) 18:50:58 [Preview] No.25499 del
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>>25497
Right here we go.


Anonymous 01/19/2020 (Sun) 23:43:29 [Preview] No.25505 del
>>25499
Who's that Pokemon?!



Anonymous 01/14/2020 (Tue) 21:49:41 [Preview] No. 25473 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Fuck this company. Just fuck them.

I hope ExxonMobil goes bankrupt the way WeWork or Frontier Communications will.

My shipment is delayed thanks to extreme weather which in turn is caused by polluters like Exxon.


Anonymous 01/17/2020 (Fri) 11:38:27 [Preview] No.25483 del
they never did clean up their massive spill in alaska everyone should stop buying gasoline





Anonymous 12/09/2019 (Mon) 20:57:55 [Preview] No.25080 del
>irrelevant ib number 293874389784982376
no one cares


Anonymous 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:12:43 [Preview] No.25480 del
Site dead?

Anyone know what happened?



webm thread Anonymous 09/02/2019 (Mon) 16:35:48 [Preview] No. 22440 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
webm thread
cause somebody INSISTED
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Anonymous 01/11/2020 (Sat) 14:46:02 [Preview] No.25458 del
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Anonymous 01/11/2020 (Sat) 20:58:21 [Preview] No.25461 del
>>25458
Please more NYC Italian wop videos. First vid was too good


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Anonymous 01/11/2020 (Sat) 17:14:17 [Preview] No.25460 del
i always pik wrong onyun


Anonymous 01/12/2020 (Sun) 10:19:11 [Preview] No.25464 del
test


Anonymous 01/13/2020 (Mon) 13:48:35 [Preview] No.25469 del
>docuwiki
nice


Anonymous 01/15/2020 (Wed) 22:37:12 [Preview] No.25474 del
>>25460
Poorfag here:
I've eaten raw onions in the past, some are really good, especially with salt and a bit of sugar.

but frying their rings in beer batter is the best.



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RSS Anonymous 01/12/2020 (Sun) 09:33:30 [Preview] No. 25463 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This might interest some of you: www.therisingsunsociety.wordpress.com


Anonymous 01/13/2020 (Mon) 08:22:02 [Preview] No.25467 del
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Looks a little bit schizo tbqh fam. It's cool though. A room with all the walls covered in that would be awesome. You could invite Mormon missionaries in and have them sit down with you in that room while you stared at them and grinned and nodded your head without saying anything and watched their eyes start to roam around.

That would probably be a little bit like how I feel when I go to a wordpress site. My eyes start to roam around at all the javascript they embed in those things and I get the heebeejeebies as I see all the third party databases that are tracking my every move. Eeee! But ya know what really captures my interest?! PAYPAL PHISHING!

Do you get tired of all the Ferraris blasting up and down your street driven by ballas selling Paypal accounts on darkweb markets for fifty cents on the dollah? Don't you want in on some of that?

Well this is YOUR LUCKY DAY cool-as-hell eerie mystical drawing dude, because there is FREE MONEY to be had! What a fantastic world we live in that Paypal keeps sending email to millions of boomers conditioning them to click on whatever links show up in their in-boxes to click on. Just send an email to a few hundred Paypal users with "So-And-So, your December Paypal Statement Is Available" along with a link to your own helpful Paypal login passthru page logging all the Paypal logins and passwords, and YOU BE BALLIN!!!

Is it legal? Shit man, who knows? Paypal is not a bank. All I know for sure is that Paypal has consistently demonstrated that they want their customers to click on links in emails. It's like they leave keys in cars, running, parked IN YOUR DRIVEWAY knowing full well that peeps gonna joy. PAYPAL PHISHERIES BABY! Jeezus, sorry. I didn't mean to derail this, or myself, with this stupid paypal bullshit. Those really are cool designs now that I've been looking at them some more. They're kinda masonic, kinda Hopi Indian too a little bit. Anyway, I like 'em. Ignore the paypal rant.


Anonymous 01/13/2020 (Mon) 16:03:24 [Preview] No.25471 del
>wodpress for a discosd link



Zachary Hauser W S dox Anonymous 01/13/2020 (Mon) 02:23:30 [Preview] No. 25466 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
name:Zachary Hauser W S

theTHCMODDINGbusiness@gmail.com:business gmail

SKYPE Name THCMoDzCrazy

his discord:https://discord.gg/SDE8xYH

gotinder old: THCMoDzCrazyYT">https://www.gotinder.comTHCMoDzCrazyYT

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100009230047128&fref=ts:youtube facebook https://www.facebook.com/thcmodding

main youtube:Derive Crazy:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7dd9F5sFdh93oThr1N9uiQ

address:95 Watsonia Rd maida Vale WA 6057

:old gamer tag:GT360 SludgyOpossum81

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Anonymous 01/13/2020 (Mon) 13:48:07 [Preview] No.25468 del
literally who?


Anonymous 01/13/2020 (Mon) 14:53:46 [Preview] No.25470 del
Nice data dump. Who was stupid enough in this day and age to get infected?



2020 shall be the most important year in human history. Anonymous 01/01/2020 (Wed) 20:38:46 [Preview] No. 25370 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Just wait and see.
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Anonymous 01/03/2020 (Fri) 20:28:43 [Preview] No.25389 del
>>25382
This is actually going to be pretty cool ngl

Wonder if a stream is ever going to be available?


Anonymous 01/03/2020 (Fri) 20:41:43 [Preview] No.25390 del
>>25389
it was hard to find streams for the winter olympics iirc. i think they needed us ips. I tried to sign up for a hulu trial to watch the opening ceremony live but even that was borked. if you're american anyway you can just watch network tv via an antenna


Anonymous 01/03/2020 (Fri) 21:52:18 [Preview] No.25391 del
>>25389
>>25390
Why do people care about the Olympics


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>>25391
part pageantry, part of it is obscure sports. the winter olympics have the shooting / cross country skiing event, the biathalon, which I find fun to watch
olympic basketball is cool cause of how awkward it is.
crazy brazilians coordinating to yell ZIKA at hope solo every time she touched the ball was pretty cash


Anonymous 01/12/2020 (Sun) 10:41:07 [Preview] No.25465 del
KeepAlive



Dark Web Guide Anonymous 01/11/2020 (Sat) 23:03:42 [Preview] No. 25462 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://darkwebguide.org/
Dark Web Guide 2020



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Anonymous 01/10/2020 (Fri) 12:44:38 [Preview] No. 209 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
r8 my OC settings made in the last 10 minutes.
Main factions

Subhumans of the north - anglokikes, nordicucks, germ an and slav(e)s. Degenerated, evil, backwards culture. Always killing and eating eachother. There are rumors that all of them are lead by a small shapeshifting tribe the rumor is halftrue, it's mindflayers

Man of the South - Roman (italian and spaniard) race, roman, spaniard and italian culture. Mostly italian culture, specially when it comes to war. War of Omens lore comes to mind. They make use of necromancy, kobold and ogres for slaves. Ally with down-southers

Gaunts - drown elfs minus loth. If you know anything about drow elfs you know they are only retarded because of their goddess, who intentionally fucks with them for fun. They also have magitech in the form of tools and golems(mechs). The formula here is (drow - loth) x 11

DeepSpawn - based on the darkspawn of Dragon Age but cranked up to 40k.

Minor factions
Down-southers - taking the role of dwarfs in a way, they are hairy but other than that do not look like dwarfs. In fact, they are half-lings but based on the moortuguese race and culture. They are the ones who enslaved ogres and kobolds, they dominate spic and slave trade, and live underground. In another words, underground half-ling/gnome portuguese.

Dwarfs - actual dwarfs. Played straight. There are may different races (ie bronze, duegar, etc) but they don't infight. They can't afford to.

Gnolls - classics need no explanation

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Anonymous 01/10/2020 (Fri) 12:50:39 [Preview] No.210 del
spice* and slave trade

*skaven, but sakaven is not a bad name. I can imagine a rat-wolf humanoid race as oc.


Anonymous 01/10/2020 (Fri) 14:05:27 [Preview] No.211 del
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Forgot to say, the Gaunts have skin pale white or gray, hair black or silver, and can be tall or short depending of race. Their skeleton and facial features are generaly the same, and the eye color is always purple.
They are patriarchal but sexual dymorphis is so little women can often be found as officers, and are used as cannon fodder. Female Gaunts are taller and much more agressive than males, but are still weaker and dumber.
There is no such a thing as a half-gaunt, rape always results into a gaunt. When they rape it's a carefully choice and not out of lust, they always choose the strongest women or men. When taking slaves they take all the women but only the weak men.
They are blessed by overpopulation and are very war-like and expansive.

Other fauna and flora of the world:
Giant: twice as smart as South Man, 4 times as big, and 16 times more sadistic and supremacistic.
Murdershroom: A myconid which is the exact opposite of the DnD one. Violent, midless beasts that attack everything that isn't a fungi, cutting it apart or smashing into a paste, them stuffing it inside their bodies. They plague underground and surface alike, feel no pain nor fear, and have but a single, large and armored vital orgain in their cap where their offspin is produced. They assume small to huge forms, sometimes humanoid, always monstrous and with an unever umber of libs.
Bloodshroom: No doubt sharing a common ancestor despite being so different. Those creatures, unlike the slower and more vicious murdershroom, possess an equivalent of blood. This blood is drained from other creatures and allowed the creature to form a brain-like structure. They are tribal and rarely infight, they "herd" murdershrooms, who only rarely attack bloodshroom, to soft up their enemies before a raid. They use looted weapons and armor, depite having seemingly no orgains save the head. It is unkown how they see and communicate.
Ankegh and hooked horror: Straight outta dnd
Wild kobold: Almost twice as big, almost black in color, red eyes that actually glown, with a disease carrying saliva, covered in spikes and able to walk on walls.
Armed Rhino: Actually an arthropod with lungs. Many arthropods, specially undeground, have lungs, often also 3 thick legs and 2 thin arms that end in scycles
Rathound, bathound, horned wolf, mongoose lizard, warm-blooded raptor, giant ants, cave bears.


Anonymous 01/11/2020 (Sat) 18:13:17 [Preview] No.212 del
"The arrogance and sadism of an elf with the belligerence of an abomination."
Mankind, more commonly know as Chaosspawn or The Flood, has many races that much differ from each other, yet all of them share core traits: Arrogance, belligerence, loutish, sadistic, cowardice if not aroused, extreme war-like nature, and a unnatural hunger. A hunger for food, for alchool, for blood, gold, power, influence, glory and even honor.
Humans are, by the most part, less intelligent than Dwarfs yet much more creative. It's thanks to their lack of regards for their own safety, safety of others, and morals and ethics that their technology and tactics progresses so fast. Althrought their warmachines are many, humans are better know for the many prolific magical monsters they let loose upom the world.

It is said human have no soul, for unlike most other sentient races they were not created by gods. It's said mankind spawned for no reason, as diminutive and limbless beings they ate each other untill they could lift themselfs from the mud, them they consumed all they could see, taking the worst traits of each thing they killed and the best from what they enslaved. For this reason mankind is called by those of isoteric knowledge "chaosspawn", but the more common folk refer to them simply as The Flood.

Some human races feign civilization and honor, do not believe them. Humans will break their rules even more quickly than they create them. And by the love of the gods do not let any female, of any species, near a human male, nor any male animal near a human female.



Anonymous 01/10/2020 (Fri) 03:48:30 [Preview] No. 1803 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
god this place is dead as fuck
boredoms thread now
this EP is super roots 6
yes, all the songs are in the right order


Anonymous 01/10/2020 (Fri) 03:51:04 [Preview] No.1804 del
super roots 6 continued


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Anonymous 01/06/2020 (Mon) 21:33:08 [Preview] No. 25420 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>Hello anon, you were 3 minutes late today, that's 2 points on your record!
>We care about you! Our job comes with bribes benefits that you need and love!
>Can't be contradicting your shift manager anon, they know better than you!
>40 hours a week is totally fine! You should thank us for such little hours and great pay!
>Work for us for 20 years and you get retirement! Can't beat that deal now can you!?!?
>Remember anon, Work #1. Your problems mean nothing to us are not as bad as you think!
>Unfair conditions? OSHA? Unions? Be careful anon, mentioning those will get you 3 points! We already take measures to preserve your safety and happiness! :^)
>Your job isn't to question how much our CEO is making, you need to keep going through those reports!!! You are behind 37 reports this month!
>Standing desks are too expensive, just keep using your chair! Mind over matter remember! Sitting isn't going to kill you!

Imagine working in some hellhole corporate environment for 20 years, constantly struggling to perform for some idiotic fools in 'leadership' positions, also constantly afraid of fucking up and getting fired with so little money that you'd be homeless after a month or two? Also say goodbye to living in different locations and traveling since you have let this completely separate entity control every aspect of your life essentially.
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Anonymous 01/08/2020 (Wed) 20:14:53 [Preview] No.25435 del
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>>25420
>working and already putting my two week notice
> "hey anon you gotta be fatter than that if your going to close and work here"
> *tell her I already put in my two week notice
>"you mean your nlt going to work here for the rest of your life?"

fucking kike actually told me that


Anonymous 01/08/2020 (Wed) 20:16:55 [Preview] No.25436 del
fatter = faster
nit=not


Spark Chaser Anonymous 01/08/2020 (Wed) 21:11:03 [Preview] No.25437 del
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>>25432
>>70360966
\>\change nam-tor wuh bolayatik torek t' ek' nam. Teslau; ek' masu-kov magic wuh hohnaya. Slowly killing ska' wan-kur k' tik heh kanok eku k' wuh abru'teruklar-ru'lut. Aishan u' richard garfield intended

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Anonymous 01/09/2020 (Thu) 17:42:52 [Preview] No.25443 del
>>25435
>>25435
>"you mean your nlt going to work here for the rest of your life?"

Well from an employer's side it makes sense. If you were a good employee, I probably wouldn't want you leaving.

Good help is hard to find nowadays, or so I've heard


Yoshi's Island Anonymous 01/10/2020 (Fri) 01:40:17 [Preview] No.25446 del
>>25433
Formerly.
>14318653



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Anonymous 12/11/2019 (Wed) 05:26:23 [Preview] No. 25098 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Can you guys believe the next decade is around the corner /b/?

What do you think is going to happen in the next 10 years Do you have any plans or wishes /b How did this last decade pan out for you? Anything cool or crazy happen to you or anyone you know during this last decade?
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Anonymous 12/28/2019 (Sat) 18:15:05 [Preview] No.25337 del
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>>25263
Back again

posting record deal info

Record Deals

Record deals sound fancy, but the reality is that the record company is just renting out their studio equipment for you to use and you're taking out a loan to use it. Music companies/promoters/managers will always take a chunk out of everything you make all will also make more money than you.

Most entertainers work excessively long hours and have to travel constantly. I knew someone who would sleep around 2-4 hours and then head back on the road everyday.

It's not really a lifestyle for everyone, certainly not something many people can handle. In all honesty, I think it'd be best if you just played for small shows in your local town. Or broadcasting some shows online if you can

Most musicians won't ever get a record deal either. It's really rare for it to happen. So there's also that. Here's some more reading info on that

https://heroic.academy/truth-about-record-deals/

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Anonymous 12/29/2019 (Sun) 10:21:49 [Preview] No.25348 del
in 2012 i ascended... partially. The world is catching up to the real world the real memetica outside of the cookie cutter cult matrix we find ourselves in. The rotations of time hence 12.21.2012
1221
2012
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The inner is now the outer. the elite is now the neet of nothing but defeatism ingrained into their stupid heads. "its the future" DAMN RIGHT ITS THE FUTURE. TIME TO ASCEND TO A GOLDEN AGE NOT A NEW WORLD ORDER. IT CAN NEVER BE A NEW WORLD ORDER IF ITS A FORCED AGENDA BASED ON PYRAMID ESQUE OLDEN RELICS OF WHAT THEY THOUGHT CONTROL WAS IN THE PAST. WANNA TALK ABOUT GENERATIONS THE GENERATIVE IS DEGENRATING THE DEGENERATE IS GENERATING INTO A GENERAL MAN AND GENERAL WOMAN. NO TRANS. ITS NOT A TRANSITION ITS REALITY ITS REMOVING THE VEIL OF FALSE CULTISM AUTHORITY HIJACKING OUR LEGITIMATE MEANS OF AUTHORITY LIKE THE GOVERNMENT ETC. CULTS ARE A LIABILITY TO THE COORPERATE GOVERNMENT CONTROL MATRIX.


Anonymous 01/01/2020 (Wed) 03:03:02 [Preview] No.25362 del
>>25098
This Decade felt strange to me as someone who identifies more with the decade before. I guess the peak though for the culture I like was 2010 to 11, when all the edgy stupid shitposting was getting noticed but before it was Corporatize fully. I don't like all the centralization on social media. Remember when every fandom and tech niche would have it's own forum? Now everything is getting pushed to social media and fandoms often exist as a cyclops. Were Bronies the last large fandom that still set up and organized around their own sites? As sad as that is. A lot of my hangouts held out till 2016 or 17 when Discord swept in and killed those that hadn't been taken out by Facebook and reddit. I could stay all negative but I actually have found friends on the few scattered communities that remain and there is still some positive developments and some places that will never succumb do to being more esoteric in nature. I see the situation as still bad but not hopeless.

I guess happy new years.


Anonymous 01/02/2020 (Thu) 06:46:16 [Preview] No.25373 del
The 20's are going to be interesting in that I feel like I'm actually *in* history.

Maybe it's partly because the 00's-10's don't have a simple term like "the twenties" (no one said the aughts or teens, for example) and also the fact that those decades made up my adolescence.

More importantly though I think that the past three decades have largely been a sort of 'interperiod'. We saw the neoliberal hegemony of Europe and the US, with the downfall of the USSR. The rise of China and the precariousness of the global financial institutions means to me that things are finally coming to a head.

We are falling back into history. We aren't going to remain peaceful and (relatively) prosperous indefinitely. Now is the time to strengthen ourselves so that we may remain in history and have something to pass onto our descendants (the fact that you have managed to find this means that you have at least somewhat of a leg up over the plebs just finding out about the internet).

Happy New Years, and Godspeed anons.


Anonymous 01/09/2020 (Thu) 17:58:43 [Preview] No.25444 del
>>25362
>Remember when every fandom and tech niche would have it's own forum?

It's probably being done in order to monopolize on everything and get as much money out of them as possible. Niche markets mean big bucks if done correctly.

Example: First recent Star Wars film of of 2014-2016(?) was one of the most highest grossing films of all time. You tell investors that you can pull those numbers on their products and you can imagine what happens afterwards

>A lot of my hangouts held out till 2016 or 17 when Discord swept in and killed those that hadn't been taken out by Facebook and reddit. I could stay all negative but I actually have found friends on the few scattered communities that remain and there is still some positive developments and some places that will never succumb do to being more esoteric in nature

Best thing you could do. Just try not to make as much noise and hope your hobbies don't become too popular

>>25373
I hope so. Last two decades were such a bore, I barely remember anything interesting. Do remember things becoming lamer though



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Americans are a joke Anonymous 01/09/2020 (Thu) 06:58:26 [Preview] No. 25438 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm a jewish American, 34 years old. So I have a small business, and I previously had a few Americans as employees. Guess what i did, /pol/? I fired them all and replaced them with workers from the Philippines who were willing to work for less. I was paying the American employees 45,000 a year on average. I pay the Phillippines workers 6,000 a year to do the same work, remotely from their home via the internet.

Americans are trash. The more entitled you become, the more you demand benefits and unions and welfare and bullshit, the more we jews will fire you and outsource our companies. Enjoy being homeless and dying broke in the street with not a penny to your name, American trash. You fucking disgust me and make me ashamed to be an American.


Anonymous 01/09/2020 (Thu) 07:51:33 [Preview] No.25440 del
look at the pathetic little americans, seething in rage, impotent with rage, as they all get fired and can't do shit about it because their jewish-owned companies outsource and hire foreign cheap workers.

what you retards don't seem to understand is, rich people are SMARTER THAN YOU. You will try to force the government to steal the money of the rich thru taxes, but rich people will already have planned out 5 steps ahead, how to hide their money from the envious seething common man who wants to steal it. The more you become envious of the rich, the POORER you will become because the rich will leave and take their business elsewhere.

the funniest part of all is, you retard white trash goyim americans cannot do a single fucking thing to stop me, or stop jews like me, from destroying your life


Anonymous 01/09/2020 (Thu) 12:43:34 [Preview] No.25442 del
Oh, if only there was a nation entirely of Jews, no one to step on but each other.
Oh wait, we have that already. So we round up all the Jews and confine them to Israel with a massive fence.



porn videos plz Anonymous 01/13/2017 (Fri) 20:33:34 [Preview] No. 462 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Fill this with porn vids
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>3dpd


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Banned forever from SWTOR Anonymous 01/04/2020 (Sat) 14:10:25 [Preview] No. 25397 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Well I started a guild in SWTOR called "Holocaust Never Happened" and EA Bioware finally banned me after like 5 days. Here's the screen shot of the guild reaching number 1 on the leaderboards, and the email EA sent me telling me I was banned.
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Anonymous 01/05/2020 (Sun) 07:15:52 [Preview] No.25408 del
Wow, OP, you are a very hardcore and funny man. You are trolling these guys so hard it is more epic than habbo raids.


Anonymous 01/06/2020 (Mon) 09:23:54 [Preview] No.25418 del
>>25397
>Naming Violation:: Third Reich Reference
Fucking kek do they actually have that as a category?

Would have been funnier:
Since this was a very serious breach of our rules, and is not the first time we have had to take action on your account, we have permanently closed your account, cancelled your subscription, removed your payment information from our system, reported you to the FBI for potential terrorist activities, included your name in the NCIC as a suspicious individual, and have sent the relevant information to our partners such as Facebook and Google for action on their parts.


Anonymous 01/06/2020 (Mon) 23:33:59 [Preview] No.25425 del
>>25397
> banned me after like 5 days
> guild reaching number 1 on the leaderboards

In 5 day's you were able to surpass most other guilds, are most swotor guilds retarded or something?


Anonymous 01/07/2020 (Tue) 00:02:44 [Preview] No.25426 del
Few predicted the extent to which these words would ring true: OP is a faggot.


Anonymous 01/07/2020 (Tue) 00:04:55 [Preview] No.25427 del
Few predicted the extent to which these words would ring true: OP is a faggot.



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Wooden Shoes and fine cacao Anonymous 01/06/2020 (Mon) 21:52:29 [Preview] No. 25421 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>>112392415
˙ɐuoʻ ɐʞ ᴉ 'ɐlāɯ ɐʞ ᴉ ǝoʻ āᴉ nɐʍ ᴉuoɥ ǝ āuᴉ ∀ ˙ɐn āu ᴉ noʞāɯ ɐɯɐlāɯ Ǝ ˙ᴉɐ ǝlǝɥ ǝ noʞāɯ ɐ ɐnd āu ᴉ nuoɥoɥ ᴉlnʞnʞ ˙nʻɐ ǝɯ dᴉlnʇ āu ᴉ ɐᴉ oʻ ᴉʻᴉʞʻᴉʞāɯ ∀ ˙ᴉlᴉʍ nɐʻāl ɐʞ o ɐlāɯ ɐʞ ɐW ˙ɐlāɯ ɐʞ ᴉɐɯ ǝoʇdᴉʇ 'ɥO ˙nʻɐ ǝɯ dᴉlnʇ āu o ɐuǝɐʍ ɐɯ ǝoʇdᴉʇ ᴉɐɯ ǝlǝH ˙ǝ nɐʍ o ᴉɥɐʞ 'ᴉuɐᴉuɐ ɐʞnd ɐʞ ɐW
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Nape Riggers Anonymous 01/05/2020 (Sun) 08:12:54 [Preview] No. 25409 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Nape Riggers


Anonymous 01/05/2020 (Sun) 08:40:54 [Preview] No.25410 del
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you think you're funny? watch this:

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Blind Robots Anonymous 01/05/2020 (Sun) 14:24:45 [Preview] No.25411 del
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>>25410
No, I think you're disconnected from the human condition, so
>○<
>You can panic now.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-lLJ-cP9xh4


Anonymous 01/05/2020 (Sun) 14:30:25 [Preview] No.25412 del
>>25411
your memes not oc


Anonymous 01/06/2020 (Mon) 04:52:32 [Preview] No.25413 del
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Your a fucking nerd


Anonymous 01/06/2020 (Mon) 08:51:18 [Preview] No.25417 del
>>25413
you call me nerd? haha that's funny bro, i thought nerds couldn't lift 176 lbs while getting facebook requests the morning after every party, i've probably banged that girl you're pulling on instagram all day, keep calculating your odds of getting laid while i win the game without even knowing the rules haha

time to hit the bench for me bro, i hope you realize some day how much of a >loser you are haha



Based and redpilled webms Anonymous 10/31/2019 (Thu) 08:28:01 [Preview] No. 620 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
BASED AND REDPILLED


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