Father finger father finger where are you? Here I am! Here I am! How do you do?
Mommy finger mommy finger where are you? Here I am! Here I am! How do you do?
Brother finger brother finger where are you? Here I am! Here I am! How do you do?
Sister finger sister finger where are you? Here I am! Here I am! How do you do?
Baby finger baby finger where are you? Here I am! Here I am! How do you do?
Has anyone read his dark materials? I'm not a little teenager I swear, but I just got around to reading the series and liked it almost as much as Harry Potter. The movie didn't do the first book justice. And the third book had a touching ending that I can't get out of my head.
Turns out that after 20 years, he wrote a sequel 2 months ago tho I en't read it yet.
>>19289 The movie totally erases the criticism of religion, and the first book didn't have much to begin with. It's the third book that attacks religion. But most of the criticism in the series is subtle and might fly over the head of a kid, especially if they don't realize that "The Authority" is the Catholic church in a parallel dimension. A kid might not recognize the criticism of circumcision, of Catholic hypocrisy, of how when the church breaks the taboo and touche's someone's daemon, its doubles as a metaphor that the church are molesters. They want to dehumanize people and make people unhappy. And all the literary references to Hades, Milton, or the glorious bastard of Satan would fly over their head.
And when they meet Yahweh, the kids don't even realize it because he's just a pitiful frail old man who was trapped in a ark and when they let him out he dies instantly. (A child reading the book probably wouldn't realize that was the same God as supposedly resides in the holy ark in the bible.)
Perhaps what also surprised me most is how at the end of the last book two adolescents are about to have sex, while a Catholic priest assasins (who has been given forgiveness in advance), tries to shoot them because they're evil sinners. (He also plans to convert the indigenous people.)
The Catholics of the internet are butthurt as usual and call the book too aggressive or preachy simply because the antagonists are their church, but I think most criticisms were too subtle for children and might have been aimed more at adults who might read the book. It didn't go far enough in attacking religion or promoting skepticism. But I do appreciate how the book was anti-establishment, anti-authority, pro-sex, skeptical of the best intentions of parents, and for letting kids love each other naturally. Left to their own devices most of the characters of the book would be good people, and its the church that divides people and makes them hate each other.
Thots are the natural end result of hateful MRA incels secluding themselves in a hate bubble. How dare they take away the livelihood of sluts who do it for cheap/free, just because they're jealous they can't get a free peep show. Perhaps the only people who should be doxed are the people who dox sluts. It's like killing a mockingbird. All they want to do is make beautiful music Jem.
If incels keep reducing the porn on the internet you'll have to go back to paying a woman IRL to see her goods.
People are being poisoned,burned,infected,plugged,numbed,brain tumors,aneurysms,impotence,blinded,damaged,aged,crippled and balded by the shampoo,pills,working,stress,soap,rubs,people,mouthwash,nasal cleaners,eyedrops,beverages and food.
Imo naruto was never someone with "no potential". Very early on we knew he had the nine-tails power and very large chakra reserves (not including the nine-tails chakra). It was more about him being accepted and acknowledge by other people instead of treated like a worthless outcast. Anybody can be the hokage had more to do with being ostracized than his abilities, similar to gaara. Also, hypocrisy seems to be a theme in naruto, at least according to this guy: https://youtube.com/watch?v=gH3Sh3hRV-c [Embed] He expands more on the neji-naruto in his own video, and addresses criticism/makes corrections in the 3rd video of the series.
>>19135 Hinata's overrated and Sakura's underrated. fight me. Really though, she's only a good character relative to everyone else. Every other girl their age is too similar to each-other, besides maybe Temari. And the only competition to Hinata is the team 7 love triangle shitshow.
>>19273 I got Konan and Kurenai mixed up for a little bit. Strongest might be a little far but as far as strategy and actual ninja shit I'd say so as she managed to fuck Tobi up pretty good and damn near kill him. The Mizukage and Tsunade would be "stronger" in the typical sense I'd say. Sakura and Hinata would be stronger cause plot armor. I say the Mizukage is pretty strong just cause she's got all those elements and can actually use and combine some of them.
If you kinda liked Naruto I gotta suggest Black Clover. I started reading it and the first few chapters it seemed like a total Naruto clone or rip-off. As it went on though it really seemed to do a lot of stuff better than Naruto did and without pretending that it had a super deep plot either. Also, for better or worse it seems like the manga is wrapping up soon so hopefully it doesn't drag itself out.
Those are for PUT I think
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-"How do I unlock the gallery?" You have to get into lascive situations (aka sex scenes) to many enemies/friends of the same type until you unlock it. If you want to check the gallery sooner, use the cheat key combination in a level (search for the code here in this post) then go to the gallery. There will be a 'UNLOCK' button. Click on it. But remember you are spoiling yourself.
That'll be all. I have some JSK and Koonsoft stuff too but JSK flashes would be a pain in the ass to upload (and there are MEGA folder links with most of his stuff floating around the internet anyway) and my Koonsoft folder while has some standalone swfs is a bit of a mess with outdated versions and outdated but uncensored versions and so on.
>>19264 /pol/ could, I've seen pictures they post where the top CEOs and managers of many corporate news networks actually happen to be Jewish. They do have massive influence on our foreign policy too, the wars in the Middle East are all about an agenda set back in the 1980s called "The Greater Israel" which is the reason for so many regime changes instigated by the CIA and Mossad. Also why they are funding and arming so-called "rebel" groups in attempt to overthrow Assad in Syria (Assad refused to hand over Syrian land to Israel for this agenda, that's why they hate him).
>>19265 What confuses me - and if /pol/ were here maybe they'd explain this to me - is that Putin (who is a Zionist) sides with Assad on this issue (and Assad is against Zionism)... so this is the big question I'm still to this day trying to wrap my brain around.
>>19266 Putin is subject to jewish influence but it gets tricky because he wants to thwart american influence in his region whenever and wherever possible so they don't get any ideas. So in this case massive western propaganda campaign against Assad with an Israeli expansion in influence, if not territory as well means he's going to take Syria's side just to thwart that and gain an ally.
>>19265 throwing stars of david over a bunch of literal who's is a whole mess of proof man.
>>19243 I'd say that for the user count. Hey look /sp/ has 60pph and 20 IPs, huh /librejp/ has 2pph and 15, huh /b/ hasn't a post in 3 days and has 10 for some reason I awlays thought pph at least worked. I remember making 2 or 3 post on mostly slow boards and that same number being shown here.
I really don't have a problem with this at all. /sp/ were assholes (for the most part) and didn't care to contribute much to endchan anyway. I think /kc/, /news/ and /pol/ contribute far more informative content than most others do here (even though they may not be the main boards). I do like /b/ too, sometimes there is a good thread here that can stir a rational conversation.
If God had long hair, and a goatee. And if his eyes were pretty glazed. If he looked spaced out. Would you buy his story? Would you believe he had an eye infection?
And yeah, yeah, God looks baked. Yeah, yeah, God smells good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah What if God smoked cannabis? Hit the bong like some of us? Drove a tye-dyed micro-bus? And he subscribes to Rolling Stone?
When God made this place, in the beginning. Did he plant any seeds? Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve, So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering?
And yeah, yeah, God rolls great. Yeah, yeah, God smells good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What if God smoked cannabis Do you 'spose He had a buzz, When He made the platypus When He created Earth our homes Does He like Pearl Jam or The Stones? And do you think He rolls His own? Up there in heaven on the throne And when the saints go marching home, Maybe He sits and smokes a bone...
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So the video is filmed and various right wing media proceed to report how feminists are all nuts, while most don't even mention that the video is fake, and none report this one small detail about the girl.
It looks like Russian propaganda wants to maintain the crazy feminist stereotype doesn't it? I wonder why would it
>>19143 I too, have had similar thoughts. I've also wondered if actual bot posts would ever be programmed to talk about other posters being bots or such. Guess the only way to know is to be running them yourself.
>>19225 Russian bots on youtube often call people Ukrainian bots and I believe some really solid evidence can be found for that. I'd expect wumaodangs to call people Japanese bots. And on the English speaking part of the internet it's basically shills accusing shills of shilling, I guess. Russian bots calling SJWs SJWs, SJWs calling Russian bots Russian bots, Russian bots calling CIAniggers CIAniggers and so on and so forth.
>>19049 >Is this true, /b/? No. In England, Trump can mean fart but it's rarely used and only a middle class thing in the south as far as I’m aware. In Wales the direct translation would be Trwmp, which refers to the trump card. To trump in Welsh, as in to sound the horn, is "utganu" which can refer to fart.
What we have here is an English foreigner moving to Wales and being too fucking lazy to learn the language or integrate with the local community and its' culture. Which pretty much sums her up entirely and why she so desperately wants more foreigners to drive out the Welsh with her because there is nothing the Welsh hate more than a lazy Saes.
>"go outside" >"read a book" >"go make friends" >"find a hobby"
are normies this superficial or are they actually so interesting they sincerely do all of the above?
They don't seem to realize that all things are done out of necessity, you want something, you go get it, you are interested in something? you go study it. I think a normie telling you to do any of the above is really just that superficial and clueless. When you read a book you read because you are looking for a particular thing weather you know it or not, like me I heard an excerpt from max stirners "The ego and his own" and was so gripped by it i went and bought the book because i wanted to, cook books and DIYs are also useful to me. Now imagine being so much of a pretentious fuck that you walk into a book store and skim through the books, running your fingers on top of them like some fucking monocle wearing tea drinking top hat wearing pseudo intellectual and picking one out to read just for the sake of it. Thats got to be the most "look how smart i am!" thing you can do. Normalfags aren't practical, they are pretentious.
friends. In this day and age they don't even know why they have friends, back in the day you'd make friends through collaborating with them on something, even if it's just a job, friends can help you do things and reveling is just a side thing you do after an accomplishment. Ask a normie what they do with their friends and they'll say things like party, drink, go to the movies, hang out. They don't do anything productive with them, they are hedonistic to an unhealthy degree. Also the idea of "needing" friends for emotional support is absolute bullshit, sitting around talking about how sad you are isn't "dealing" with anything, it may be a catharsis but it isn't doing anything to address or resolve the problem. It's also pretty well established that losing your shit (especially if you are a man) makes people around you feel uncomfortable as shit, the cure for sadness isn't wallowing in it. normies are needy emotional brats.
I could go on and on, i hate this pretensious, needy emotional brats who frankly are the most insensitive assholes on the planet.
>go outside They do >read a book Most normies don't read books when not forced to. Which means that the normiest normie doesn't read a single book once he finishes school, but well, he'll still talk about books as if he actually reads them and reads a lot. >go make friends They do >find a hobby Most normies don't have any hobby unless we count reading/watching dumb shit on the internet/TV a hobby.
>it isn't doing anything to address or resolve the problem. Depends. If the problem is of psychological nature then this might help. Although I guess the normies who brag about reading books &shits don't generally need emotional support.
>>19163 What you call "age 15" is in RPG terms the class normies actually choose and gain some levels on. You don't mature, because you multiclass to an another one every time you get bored and have only low levels in each of them.
>>19154 Anon, there are still millions of people who like to get out and have a good time. I do now and then, not as much as I used to though. I don't like chatting with friends on social media, if I talk to them its when we hang out face to face. Its still pretty normal these days. I was at a family reunion recently and we decided to go out to a paid social event for Halloween. Tons of young kids partying, drinking (likely doing drugs too) having a grand 'ol time (with lots of swingers looking to hook up too). If you sit in front of a computer all day everyday your not going to see this kind of stuff going on. But people are still partying and goofing off like it was the mid 80s.