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Clumsy Americans Anonymous 03/25/2023 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No. 46109 [X] >>50419>>51537
You Americans is really clumsy.


Anonymous 04/01/2023 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.46164 [X] del
Just another day at the park anon.


Anonymous 04/01/2023 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.46165 [X] del
Industrial sabotage is a real terrorist threat believe it or not.


Anonymous 04/06/2023 (Thu) 22:29 [Preview] No.46204 [X] del >>46211>>48958>>49230
This happens because American government is the Devil.


Anonymous 04/08/2023 (Sat) 19:06 [Preview] No.46211 [X] del
>>46204

Corrupted by the devil, that's for certain. Inevitably all empires rise and fall in the same fashion though.


Anonymous 04/15/2023 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.46296 [X] del >>46298
Eat ze bugs, breath ze smoke.
You will own nothing


Anonymous 04/15/2023 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.46298 [X] del
>>46296
I sometimes wonder if the Davos/WEF crowd really desire this agenda just for Western nations, or if they want their Great Reset on a planetary level as well? I doubt they'll be able to enforce it outside of Europe though. Too many Americans would refuse to go along with it and there are too many guns to peacefully enforce it, and some States too rebellious against such craziness. Then you have the BRICS nations and their allies dumping the Euro and Dollar and telling the Western world to stick their agendas up their asses, so I don't see it being very successful outside of some already disarmed European countries.


Anonymous 04/26/2023 (Wed) 13:59 [Preview] No.46431 [X] del
I am certain that they are clumsy, but what did they do this time?


Anonymous 05/20/2023 (Sat) 19:06 [Preview] No.46611 [X] del >>46730
They're not clumsy, but instead evil and corrupt.


Anonymous 06/04/2023 (Sun) 17:16 [Preview] No.46729 [X] del >>46730
The country is falling into decay. You might say this is because there are too many degenerate people there.


Anonymous 06/04/2023 (Sun) 18:06 [Preview] No.46730 [X] del
>>46611
Our government, institutions and politicians are evil and corrupt, correct.

>>46729
This, because of the above. You cannot have stability when criminals run the system, just ain't gonna happen.


Anonymous 06/21/2023 (Wed) 22:52 [Preview] No.46934 [X] del
The plan seems to be that there is no plan.
The chaos that we see cannot be called a plan, instead it is a disaster.


Anonymous 07/05/2023 (Wed) 22:21 [Preview] No.47072 [X] del >>47073
The Devil is so strong he made a big black cloud to attack ud.
But only the unbelievers are at risk, the rest of us are headed somewhere better when we pass on.


Anonymous 07/05/2023 (Wed) 22:34 [Preview] No.47073 [X] del
>>47072
God works in mysterious ways. He allows us to have our own free will, and by doing so allowing something called Karma which is nothing more or less than natural justice. If corruption and evil is allowed in society uncontested and unrestricted then very bad things will end up happening to that society. We are seeing those consequences unfold right now.


Anonymous 08/21/2023 (Mon) 22:48 [Preview] No.48185 [X] del
That is only a small part of the problem is it not? You have economic problems, environmental problems, biological problems, and anything else you can think of. It is all transpiring at the same time. Try concentrate to fix at least one of the problems.


Anonymous 09/29/2023 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.48408 [X] del >>48415
This is a good thing. Now someone has a job fixing trains, and cleaning up messes. More jobs equals happier people. Who wants to walk around with no money since they can't find a job.
You're welcome.


Anonymous 09/30/2023 (Sat) 19:10 [Preview] No.48415 [X] del
>>48408
If Americans have to destroy their country just to create jobs I think this highlights the end of a very corrupted and subverted empire.


Anonymous 10/23/2023 (Mon) 23:45 [Preview] No.48531 [X] del
Clouds are a white color normally, unless there is a rain cloud for storms. Those big black clouds means there is a booboo. It can be rainy nasty stuff in the rain from one of them burnings.


Anonymous 11/10/2023 (Fri) 13:59 [Preview] No.48754 [X] del >>48755>>48756
Our leaders are worthless. Everything can fall apart and we should let it. A collape could do this place some good. Then restart and get it right this time.


Anonymous 11/10/2023 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.48755 [X] del >>48756>>49231
>>48754 (THIS)

On what seems likely to be the eve of WWIII, a war the United States will undoubtedly lose, it’s important to know that patriots will never get a better chance to restore the republic than from the ashes of the United States of America.

https://tldavis.substack.com/p/when-it-gets-bad-enough


Anonymous 11/10/2023 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.48756 [X] del
>>48754
>>48755
All we have to do is survive the collapse, but no one is going to be guaranteed survival. It's like playing Russian roulette when all is said and done. And it will be up to those who survive to rebuild and fortify their Constitutional freedoms once again. Those that do take back the country must fortify our Constitution with even stricter protection against unwarranted government. Much stricter limitation.


Anonymous 11/28/2023 (Tue) 19:37 [Preview] No.48958 [X] del
>>46204
Yes, well they worship the Devil and he is there leader. Take a good look around you and tell me that all the evil happening is not coming directly from the Devil and his underlings, the American government.


Anonymous 12/14/2023 (Thu) 17:08 [Preview] No.49092 [X] del >>49220
Not necessarily they are clumsy, but certainly greedy and corrupt.


Anonymous 12/14/2023 (Thu) 17:11 [Preview] No.49093 [X] del >>49393
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Anonymous 12/26/2023 (Tue) 22:21 [Preview] No.49220 [X] del
>>49092
Massive greed


Anonymous 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:06 [Preview] No.49230 [X] del >>49233
>>46204
So is Russia's. Stop sucking Moscow's dick anon, otherwise you belong to that one board where the mods have spread child porn


Anonymous 12/29/2023 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.49231 [X] del
>>48755
How likely does it seem now?


Anonymous 12/29/2023 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.49233 [X] del
>>49230
>otherwise you belong to that one board where the mods have spread child porn

Mods.... or total fucking glow niggers? Only someone who seriously glows does such a thing.


Anonymous 01/06/2024 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.49393 [X] del >>49402
>>49093
It isn't enough. The whole infrastructure of the country needs to be dismantled and torn apart. The psychopathic regime running the U.S. has too many resources at their disposal still.
All the massive acts of evil they are doing that we know of is only the tip of the iceberg, and is only what they aren't able to cover up.


Anonymous 01/07/2024 (Sun) 22:51 [Preview] No.49402 [X] del
>>49393
You are an idiot if you think destroying public infrastructure is going to stop tyranny. It only make it harder for everyone else, especially hard workers, to live their lives and commute to get necessary resources for themselves and families to survive. The government has done enough damage as it is, stop encouraging more of it.


Anonymous 01/26/2024 (Fri) 21:18 [Preview] No.49654 [X] del
This is truly a country full of scammers and con artists.


Anonymous 02/01/2024 (Thu) 03:32 [Preview] No.49732 [X] del >>50181
A little smoke never hurt anyone.


Anonymous 02/08/2024 (Thu) 23:40 [Preview] No.49891 [X] del >>50181
That is a big cloud.


Anonymous 02/19/2024 (Mon) 18:29 [Preview] No.50090 [X] del >>50181>>50314
More fat than clumsy, it's from all the food they eat.


Anonymous 02/25/2024 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.50178 [X] del >>50181
You may be right.


Anonymous 02/25/2024 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.50181 [X] del >>50315
>>49732
No one cares.
>>49891
No one cares.
>>50090
No one cares.
>>50178
Please just shut up already!


Anonymous 03/06/2024 (Wed) 21:28 [Preview] No.50314 [X] del
>>50090
Fat and clumsy, what a combination.
Haha.


Anonymous 03/06/2024 (Wed) 21:30 [Preview] No.50315 [X] del
>>50181
"I don't like what people are writing
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
"
Can that anon have some cheese with his wine.
Lol


Anonymous 03/12/2024 (Tue) 23:04 [Preview] No.50419 [X] del
>>46109
That can't be good.


Anonymous 03/22/2024 (Fri) 19:52 [Preview] No.50550 [X] del
They're more ugly than clumsy


Anonymous 04/02/2024 (Tue) 23:23 [Preview] No.50687 [X] del >>50810>>51064
They're more greedy than clumsy.


Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 01:18 [Preview] No.50810 [X] del
>>50687
Exactly


Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 01:19 [Preview] No.50811 [X] del
Daily reminder this was an excuse to pretend the tap water is fine


Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 03:41 [Preview] No.50812 [X] del
shut the fuck up already no one cares about your stupid fucking thread


Anonymous 04/21/2024 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.51064 [X] del >>51311
>>50687
I agree.
I rank it as follows from most to least:
1. Greedy
2.(tied) Selfish
2. Ugly
3. Clumsy


Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 16:13 [Preview] No.51072 [X] del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iFDe5kUUyT0 [Embed]

Why don't you ever take a look at the root problem?


Anonymous 05/02/2024 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.51311 [X] del
>>51064
They smelly


Anonymous 05/10/2024 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.51522 [X] del
Breathing in shitty cloud.


Anonymous 05/10/2024 (Fri) 23:41 [Preview] No.51537 [X] del
>>46109
Get raped twice and kill yourself, you retarded fucking tranny faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome.


Anonymous 05/22/2024 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.51685 [X] del
Americans are terrorizers yes.


Anonymous 05/22/2024 (Wed) 19:15 [Preview] No.51689 [X] del
I am a selfish asshole who cannot stop obnoxiously bumping the same dumb lame threads. Everyone must love me.


Anonymous 06/12/2024 (Wed) 20:38 [Preview] No.52048 [X] del
It's the younger generation's fault, I swear it.


Anonymous 07/02/2024 (Tue) 17:22 [Preview] No.52372 [X] del
It spreads.


Anonymous 03/16/2025 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.57756 [X] del
Out in the Karoo, where the veld stretches endless and the stars burn too bright, there’s a farm no one talks about. Not because it’s cursed or haunted—no, it’s worse than that. It’s *wrong*.

The locals call it "Die Fluit Plaas"—the Whistling Farm. They say if you drive past it at night, you’ll hear it. A low, tuneless whistle, like the wind through a crack in the world. But it’s not the wind. It’s something else. Something that doesn’t belong here.

A Kiwi bloke, name of Tom, told me about it. He was working on a nearby station, mustering sheep. One night, his ute broke down near the farm. He walked up to the gate, thinking he’d ask for help. The house was dark, but the whistle was there, soft and steady, like it was calling him.

He said the air felt thick, like wading through syrup. The stars above seemed to flicker, like they were watching. And then he saw it—a figure standing in the doorway of the farmhouse. Tall, too tall, with limbs that bent wrong. It didn’t move, just stood there, whistling that same empty tune.

Tom bolted. Didn’t look back. When he got to town, the locals just shook their heads. “You don’t go there,” they said. “Not at night. Not ever.”

But here’s the thing: Tom swears he still hears the whistle sometimes, late at night, when the world is too quiet. And he’s not the only one. Others have heard it too, even miles away. They say it’s getting louder.

I went out there once, just to see. The farm’s still there, rotting under the sun. The gate’s rusted shut, and the fields are dead. But at night, when the wind shifts just right, you can hear it.

That damn whistle.

And if you listen too long, you start to feel it—a pull, like something’s trying to drag you toward the house. Toward the thing in the doorway.

Don’t go looking for the Whistling Farm. It’s not for the likes of us. But if you ever hear that tune, soft and low, in the dead of night—run.

Run and don’t stop.

Because it’s not the farm that’s wrong.

It’s what’s inside.



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