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Invitation to Endchan's Fourth Christmas Special!

Discussion thread:
>>>/operate/10818

Thanks.

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Sluts and Cutoff Limits.

I've heard about women claiming to have slept with 30+ men in college alone and thought to myself that they are such sluts and no man would ever marry them. That got me thinking about what would me the be the acceptable limit of men that a woman has slept with that you would possibly consider marrying, and after thinking about it for a while I came to the conclusion that the cutoff limit would be 4+. The reason for that is to take into account that they might've had serious relationships in the past while still leaving all of the whores out of the acceptable limit range. Now I am wondering in your opinion what would be the acceptable limit or if their even is a acceptable limit.

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guys i just found out about this "Hitter" guy
i heard he killed like 20 million fucking people
holy shit that guy must have been buff as fuck to kill that many
i can't even do that

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4chan ban evgenia lichtner

hey so i am really fucking angry at this stupid website.

as an actress i always am having to be different people or super polite so i think maybe if i go to this international anonymous forum where some guy friends of mine say they go to release stress it can be a good thing. i did a few times but especially for Quarantane as it was fun to be honest and myself for once without being so politically correct as many of my friends are being.

then this stupid fucking asshole stalks my social media saying he will fuck me and i tell to him fuck off and put his social media saying he was ugly and they ban ME but not him!!! so really fuck them i will not do it again but i am bored and just came home from my best friends cottage and will like to socialize here. i post on rapport but i do not see anyone there so i will post here too.

i love compliments thank you :)

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ani info on frazzle drazzle 4chan incident?
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Anyone have any credit card details I can have? I can't seem to find any working from the leaks. I just need Skyrim Special Edition.
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hello world

hi

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What's with all these teenbro threads showing up all of the sudden that say "we need to invade a place guys" all next to each other?

We aren't your personal army guys

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We need to Infiltrate Tumblr with our fascist flags do get rid of their Jewish Degeneracy. Any plans on who to blame the raid on?

Use these:




Note: The one with the triforce is our flag





Other Note: Please use VPNs and Fake Email Adresses

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Important Links

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lol

how to hack a facebook?

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Choices thread

You are given two choices for the rest of your life. You can either be

1) Extremely attractive and capable of getting equally or more attractive partners, but you have very little or no money during your entire life. Not even your children or children's children can escape your fate

2) Extremely wealthy but meh-tier to ugly in looks. You look like you're in your 80s by the time you're barely 20. You only attract gold diggers that divorce you and take a significant portion of your wealth each time you meet one. You may die childless

Which would you choose? Explain your choice

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want her nudes so bad.

Anybody got any tips for a noobie? I want to hack into this girls snap and get her nudes. I know they are out there somewhere. Just cant find em.

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Chat With Commies

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WUT NOW

Wut now?

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It seems endchan is the last palce left.

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these riots combined with corona will kill off about half of Americas population by 2025 and will cut down around 1/4 of everyone else

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Do you believe in God?

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.

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Operation Pridefall

>What is Operation Pridefall?
It's quite simple. every June, hundreds of massive corporations band together to smother social media with posts in favor of "Pride Month", a code word for the degeneracy that is LGBT activism. Many of these accounts are rather small and get very little engagement, yet they continue to post without backlash.
Beginning on JUNE 1ST, The goal of Operation Pridefall is get on twitter, Instagram, etc. and drop a shitton of disturbing redpills on homosexuality on the comments of the lesser known pages.
The bigger pages are ok targets, but posts tend to get unnoticed in the sea of other comments. Commenting on smaller pages (~100 likes or so) means anyone who views it will see the posts, and companies will reconsider their posts afterwards

>How do I do this?
1. Get a phone number: There are a million apps that give out a phone number, pick one.
2. Get an email: Making a burner email with Gmail is simple and quick.
3. Sign up for twitter using steps 1 and 2 to verify.
4. Post away!


There many different companies to target each year, we will use these threads to coordinate and post salt afterwards.
See below for a .zip of all my images saved so far + the OP images and the pastebin

>Have you ever done this

[05:13:00] GridBreaker: A trial run last summer was run with decent success but we can do much better.

>Any specific guides?
Keep it normie palatable/friendly. This means no Nazi/Hitler shit, the goal is to make them question whether what they are supporting is really the right thing. Just like IOTBW, THERE IS NO PHASE 2!!!

>HURR YOU REDDIT SPACED REDDITOR DETECTED
Shut the fuck up you double nigger it's called clean formatting

>Resources
>Image and OP Image Archive
http://www.mediafire.com/file/teqv6w1pe04q862/OP-PrideFall.zip/file
>Pastebin
https://pastebin.com/FHVQKCmF

Good luck anons, and good hunting. pridefall

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FPS games thread

Does /b/ play any old school fps games? Things like Serious Sam, Blood, Painkiller, Duke Nukem, etc?

Have any favorite games? Any mods or multiplayer communities you would recommend?
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topic

the evil
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cebola?
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text me i sell drugs

(510) 955-7166

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are there still services that send bibles and tampons to people in bulk?
trying to fuck with some local assholes after things cool off and need some ideas.

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/ITT: hottest shit you got

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webm thread

webm thread
cause somebody INSISTED

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www.mapcrunch.com
THE GREAT COLOMBIAN TIT HUNT
>urban
>colombia
>tits
>profit???
you can also post cool shit you find

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Data Mining Bread

So, how old are you anons?

What keeps you coming back to the Chans?

Are you happy with your life?

Are you white, or other miscellaneous race?

Thank you for contribooting to this bread.

Sincerely -- Just another random anon.
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Running from normalfags

Now, even Nanochan's post quality is declining. There are less and less places for people like me to settle.
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Hello

http://electroboard.ga/ibdb/

I have made this imageboard database as my first PHP project.
It would be really nice if you consider adding your board to the database.

Thank you very much and sorry for shilling. Have a nice day

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Ban

>be me
>use 4chan for there /k/, /out/ and /diy/ because end board equivalent is dead
>ask about burning down 5G towers on /k/, mostly as a joke
>30 mins go by, lurking on /k/ when I try to reply to a thread
>You are banned.
>fuck, whatever I could've foreseen that happening
>30 more mins go by, now on /out/ because /k/ is for pussies any ways
>some faggot is trying to bury a cache in a national park
>I try to post a link to really in depth video of how to bury a cache
>You are banned.
>wait what? what did I do?
>my mind races back to the 5G incident
>FUCK
>I didn't even know you could get banned for something you did on a different board
>start to type in /diy/ into the URL, when I ask myself "can I be banned on that too... No way"
>finish typing it into the URL
>try to reply to the first thread I see with "kill all jannies"
>You are Banned.
>sperg out and rage close 4chan
>sit in silence for a few minutes
>ctrl+shift+n, "porn hub"
>watch face fucking videos while a furiously beat my sore meat
>coom
>clean up and log onto endchan then bitch about getting banned

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What is the best or funniest threads/topic you've seen on Imageboards since you've been in them?

My personal favorite would be the old Cardstand threads on /b/. With calling Walmart or general stores for a copy of Battletoads being a close second.

There was also an old threads where people called restaurants to ask if they had any Grapes, which was also lulzy

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OC thread for End

Dumping some OC I made for Endchan. Don't try to stop me.

Also serving as Chemo to the recent cancer around here. Might dump some more later
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mass emaling

who can help me out with mass emailing ?

i got an html email but need to send it to a list i got.

who can help me out or learn it to me
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2020 shall be the most important year in human history.

Just wait and see.

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Where now?

so julay.world and fatchan are down. Sucks because julay.world had a very comfy old 8chan feel. What is the big altchan now?

I'll be glad when everyone finally migrates to endchan. I know it won't happen, but it could become the new altchan. I fucking miss the old days so much.

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why didn't they record video with wire?
they could record video with vinyl records, but they apparently never used wire
i get that its low fidelity, but it would have been better than nothing
would it have had to have been spun too fast for anything other than a mechanical television?

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Am I based?

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wow sex

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xMEUX-pagi8 [Embed]


warning is the best green day album

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Guys, Instead of Tumblr we need to raid kpop Mastodon instances. Still use Fascist Symbols and flags. Post Anti Kpop Memes
Use VPNs
Use Fake email adresses
Help Raid Kpop Mastodon Instances toGet Rid of KPOP Degeneracy

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Petition to Save Imageboards

Greetings White People, Imageboards are in Danger and need your Help. Please sign this Petition and then re-post the file in this thread.
- Dɪᴇ4Isʀᴀᴇʟ ¹⁴⁸⁸
Sent from my Iphone using Tapatalk

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Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/ewbYrU1N

The plan thus far is as follows:

Before the raid we will start putting horror stories of "How our children were exposed to hard-core animal porn and the like on tik tok"
After that we will start by review bombing and flooding the app with beastiality, Horse cock, Porn, Gore anything that we can get past the filters (If we can manage to get bots in there it would be perfect)
Next we will start taking screenshots of the shit that we put there and send them to the sponsors of tik toks users to pretty much force them to fuck off (We might not even need screenshots as just spamming has proven effective) and after that if all goes well we will leave a mark on internet history and maybe even lower the popularity of the app for a few months. The Indians did their part, now you do yours

To signup on Tik Tok during the raid using your PC just use temp-mail.org or receive-smss.com along with bluestacks and a vpn and you're all set. If you decide to use your phone just skip the part about bluestacks.

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looking for hurtcore lovers

I am looking for someone to interchange hurtcore material via gmail, I am not interested in soft shit like pthc or jailbait i have a good collection of that and i am willing to exchange with someone, let's talk privately for more details, the content comes from sites like H2TC, SB!, HM!
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Onion free porn links

Wondering if someone might link a pastebin/onion link to what I'm looking for. Can't seem to find any, so some help would be much appreciated.

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United Righty Chans

8chan, 10chan, 4chan 16chan, And Endchan shall all unite against Bunkerchan, GETchan, And Tumblr as we assert dominance over them by posting anti-communist Memes (for Tumblr do the same as what 4chan did in 2014.) and use the red and white flag to answer I they ask "Who are you guys?" United Righty Chans, This is a Perfect Time!

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Dik Dok op.

it will happen soon. Stay aware.

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Who tf is this egirl?

found this on discord

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4cuck banned mentioning coalfax, so I figured I'd post the new URL here. coalfax.co.ua

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Spacechan/Astrochan/Moonchan

Friends and family, I would like to make you aware of the fact that the Astrochan/Spacechan bunker is back.
No more shitty free hosting, I've paid for 3 months of server time.

What can you expect:
-5 posts per day max
-Reconnecting with old, lost friends
-Google Recaptcha per post
-HTTPS connection and Tor posting

What can't you expect:
-A lot of posts
-An enjoyable experience

So please do visit once and then never again!
https://spacestro.xyz/
Old address also still works: Astrochan.net

Yours truly,
Spacechan /B/ BO aka Astrochan/Moonchan owner

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Piss

Anything good to drink with it? (Mixed or not)

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Join the /robowaifu/ Revolution

Let's face it anon, modern women just aren't worth it. Feminism and modernity have made relationships into nightmare for men, but we have a solution. Our multidisciplinary team of robowaifu technicians is working tirelessly to make robot wives into a reality. Join us in our charge to build and design the women of the future.
Join us at julay.world/robowaifu

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I hate watermelons. They're the worst thing to eat IMHO. It's so uncomfortable to snack on. You have to spit all the seeds out every time you grab a bite. You're basically become a miniature camel, with none of the usefulness.

You can't even carry it around like an apple or orange. And the shape is weird. Am I carrying a snack or a small infant? wtf is this?

Find me a worst thing to eat. Pro-tip: you cant!

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Can you guys believe the next decade is around the corner /b/?

What do you think is going to happen in the next 10 years Do you have any plans or wishes /b How did this last decade pan out for you? Anything cool or crazy happen to you or anyone you know during this last decade?

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/tech/

/tech/ is under new ownership. Come visit and post about tech stuff if you'd like.

>>>/tech/
>>>/tech/
>>>/tech/
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What are the political policies that are defined as "national socialism"?

list them out for me and then I can say whether or not I subscribe to them.

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split hemisphere

>homeless loser

>early morning pondering of what our existing constituents are composed of

>existential crisis? no, just curious

>sad, lonely, and confused

>wtf is pi, wtf is is any of this, are we just in a simulation

>confused, sad, lonely, loser :(

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Elder scrolls stories?
>be me
>playing oblivion
>in imperial city market district
>talk to this group they want me to investigate the copious coin purse
>decide to do it
>at night follow the owner to a meeting place
>he talks to this other dude
>eventually they get down talking and the owner walks away
>investigate the other guys house
>find shovel and a bunch of random items
>find out he’s digging up dead body’s
>tell the coin purse owner and he says he had no idea
>tells me to follow the weird dude
>I follow him to the Berial site
>there’s another guy there
>they set me up
>almost die but with the help of a zombie I kill them both
>take shovel and go back to the owner
>owner apologizes and tells me he’ll use a diffrent supplier
>say he’ll also join group
>go back tell group they give me my gold
>owner also game me a necklace
Over all pretty good quest

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I don't believe the Moon landing ever happened. And that it was all faked to boost American morale during the Space Race/Cold War

Sorry, just had to say it
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die

die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die

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can Till Lindemann just fuck me?
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Angieslist Config File

I have sentry MBA config file for Angieslist. Anyone interested to try the config file, contact me. I will provide the dictionary file also with verified credentials.

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Fetuses for sale

Hi I'm doctor at the Tel-Aviv Clinic and we got new arrived fresh fetuses directly harvested from the belly of disgusting Arabs whores.
Feel free to contact me to know the terms and conditions of sales.

Our fetuses are top quality and are delivered alive in special casing and come with enough nutriments to keep em alive as long as you need.

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>Step 1:
<dump a bunch of CP on a site while reporting it to its host/registrar as a "Pedo site", getting its hosting/domain yanked
>Step 2:
<when/if it comes back, dump a bunch of mild normie tier child shit and comments clearly "sexualizing" it, of fucking course being obvious about it being a sub-phase of Step 1, thus making the owners/mods go into "war mode" to keep the site alive
>Step 3:
<go around to every other existing IB samefag smearing the fuck out of it & its staff for being a "rulecucked shithole", gradually killing trust in it & thus its traffic
>Step 4:
<repeat with site after site (except kc & 4chan of course cause lel, can't kill those) until eventually all alt sites are dead or nonexistent
>Step 5:
<????????????????????????
>Step 6:
<Profit (((rubs hands)))

How many times do we have to see it repeat before non-staff start to catch on?

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Owen Hart Death 1999 Original Death Video

no fakes pleeez

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You never know. Maybe when we’re dreaming…we’re more lucid than when we are awake.
https(://)project-estelle.life/

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Dad, mom asked me why the door was locked last night...

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Is CG down for everyone else?
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looking for dicks

+15168065861
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What exactly is this place?

Where am I? Is this the end?
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Economics of CC dealers

Can someone explain to me the economics of CC sellers. If you charge me $100 for a CC with a balance of $1000 isn't it better to just find a way to wash that $1000 and keep it yourself?

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Give us a home?

Greetings Endchan, mlpchan would like to offer a one-of-a-kind ridable rainbow dash as a gift of good faith. Do you accept?

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Critical Fren

Sorry to beg like a faggot here, but someone I share a mutual friend with is in critical condition and I feel guilty that I don't have any money, so I want to spread the word.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/raising-money-for-nicki

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limpe bizkete

limp bizkete
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Give someone a lesson

I don't know how someone get my email's password, but I just can recovered my account, and the only thing that I know about him is your PSnetwork username: "Last_black_night"
Can someone give me ideas to teach him a lesson?

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can someone help me find out what kind of plant this is? its growing in my yard
the flowers are about the diameter of a quarter; the plant doesn't smell of anything either
i live in southern california
i've never seen it before
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Bitcoin Test

test01

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m0XDcTOxQM0

Enjoy based Korwin BANG BANG

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Porn addiction

Looking for new fetishes to up my porn addiction. Not addicted enough, I can go for 5+ hours without a fap.

Anyone is welcome to share fetishes with me and post porn they'd like me to get into. it would be really helpful!

Current fetishes (1-3 3, is most prevalent, 1 is barely into)

Furry 3
Vanilla 1
Hentai 3
Squirting 2
BBC 2
Cumflation 3
Piss 1
Sissy 3
Hypno 2
Traps 2
Horse cock / large cock etc 3
Slime 1
Loli 2
Scat 1
Vore 1
Hairy 1
Feet 1
Futa 3
Shota 1
CBT 1
Hyper 3

Probably a couple more, but my mind is blank. I would love suggestions!

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Nigger

Nigger

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tor discussion

I got banned on 4chan, i was looking for a forum like /b/

Anyway fairly new to using the deep web, it's pretty useless for the most part
links that load into infinity, dead links, i use the hidden wiki etc but i doesn't really help

Do you have any tips to get going

also why do you mainly use it and also what sketchy shit have you come across

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64chan.cc is run by a pedoshill. Patch spams other imageboards with 64ch and then waits a bit to spam them with CP in order to make the userbase leave the host imageboard.
https://julay.world/cow/res/40288.html#49283
https://8kun.top/cow/res/969521.html#969529
If by any chance you tell him what he's doing is retarded he will either bumplock your thread or he'll delete it.

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manji

make sure to spam this on the Tumblr to offend them.

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Hey /b/ I need your assistance

Join this zoom using a plausible name

Link: https://zoom.us/meeting/register/uZEqcu6tqTIvNRHABV-kuZKBidUGwOXQCw

Password: inIImathci
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jajaja

prueba

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Classic webm/mp4 thread

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Business account receive bitcoin on your website

With Bitcoin, a person can exchange small amounts of transactions between traders or peer-to-peer transactions. There is a clear list of facilities that accept Bitcoin payments on Bitcoin. fast2earn.com fast2earn.com is an excellent choice for companies that want to retain some of their interest in Bitcoin.

http://fast2earn.com/merchant_button

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Zoom raid ig

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>the absolute unadulterated unfiltered state of team fortress 2 as of right now

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Has anyone else been shadow banned from gab.com or voat.co?

Has anyone else been shadow banned from gab.com or downvoated into oblivion (essentially banned) on voat.co?
I can't even log in anymore. This page is all I get. I tried everything to get back into my account, but I can't even get to the main ordinary gab.com page to even try to log in.
I only get this screen. I do not get any indication I have been banned, I am only simply locked out now without any reason to why or how.

Someone is going to be a bitch and call this a blogpost so here have your blogpost warning okay bitch? Warning: Blogpost warning.

Imporant things to note:
I tried voat.co because it's supposed to be a reddit altrernative, but it has the same communist social credit system as reddit. If you tell the truth, bad people downvote you and this takes your communist social credit points away, thus essentially censoring you by having your points in the negatives, which only allows you to post once per day, last time I ever used the site before I just left it behind forever.
Eventually I started using gab.com
These are some things about me, and things I would talk about on both gab and voat:
Telling the truth, even if it's politically correct. I never went into """"""racist"""""" territory, but I was very politically incorrect. However, I never went as far as other people who use those sites, who seem to share very extreme things that I never even got close to saying or doing, which makes me question why I'm being shut down or locked out or shadow banned considering I never went as far as I saw other people going. One thing I always did was TELL THE TRUTH, NO MATTER WHAT.
I don't even know if you can see my profile anymore, it might have been disappeared away, but my user name on gab.com was @BroDoYouEvenDrift
I am fairly conservative, I love GOD, I like Q, Trump, and talking about conspiracy theories, and there is very much discussion about those things on gab.com and voat.co
I would often ask suspicious people honest questions like "If you don't like Q, why are you spending all your time on a Q board and telling people Q is fake? If it's fake then why do you want to try so hard to convince people that it isn't real? Isn't that a bit silly?" I had lots of great conversations with lots of people who also loved freedom of speech and the truth and most importantly GOD, but I have lost all faith in gab.com and voat.co because I think they are just as bad as twitter and reddit. They are not alternatives to me at all, just more of the same crap. Why shadow ban me? If I'm banned, then tell me I'm banned! If I'm banned, tell me WHY I'm banned. I know for a fact that I did NOT break a single rule anywhere. I never spammed, I never threatened anyone, I never said anything really that rude at all, and I watched huge amounts of users say much worse things than I ever said. I never broke a single rule, and yet here I am, suddenly presented with this suspicious and ominous screen, basically a big fuck you to my face. It's just like the website abovetopsecret. You go there to talk about conspiracy theories, but if you actually TELL THE TRUTH, suddenly you're banned. You got too close.

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Corona-chan general /b/read

>SHTFing globally
>No general thread on Endchan

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Anon's 34th Birthday

>Be me
>Mommy's 600lb baby boy
>Wake up to the sound of flies buzzing in my room
>Those little fuckers must be attracted to my 2 week old shit-pile
>Gaze at it, feeling proud of my creation
>I violently throw off my cum-stained sheets and stumble across my room, tripping on my piss bottles
>Crawl to my door and REEEEEEEEEEEE at the top of my lungs
>The fucking whore isn't responding
>Screech in pure rage after calling out for another 5 minutes
>Give up and crawl back to my bed, grabbing my biggest piss bottl hiding it under my flabs
>That fucking bitch will get what's coming to her
>Wake up 5 hours later
>Hear a loud "Surprise!!!" as I open my eyes
>See an entire birthday party, with a giant plate of tendies, cake, mountain dew, and nuggies on the table
>Streamers, balloons, and a mountain of wrapped gifts in the corner
>Mommy is standing by the table, looking happy and proud of her good boy
>I immediately lung at her and pin her to the ground, suffocating her under my fat
>Tears of happiness run down her face as I feel the vibrations of her mumbling under my flabs
>She keeps saying "I can't breathe" or some stupid shit like that
>I pull out my piss jug and bite the cap off, then cram the bottle in her whore mouth
>She struggles under my weight
>After a few seconds she eventually drowns in my musky piss as her throat convulses and her body jerks one last time before she goes limp
>I throw the empty bottle and get up, then proceed to eat my fill of tendies, cake and nuggies
>mightyburp.mp3
>Her corpse is beginning to reek of piss
>Nasty slut
>After finishing I grab her arm and drag her as I painfully crawl back upstairs
>Finally reaching my room, I jerk off and cum on her forehead one last time before throwing her corpse out my window and down our neighbor's chimney
>I crawl over to my shit-pile and lay in it, letting out a sigh of relief and accomplishment

Bitch shouldn't have been late with my party.

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wucha drinikin /b/?

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Just showing off my fat body I let random men use as a cum dump

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>LETS GARDEN
hows your garden doing today, anons?
mine didn't turn out how i wanted it to be originally; its fine though, just trying to work with what i got
i'm growing a bunch of devil's claw right now, really excited for it, been waiting to plant it for some months; its growing pretty quickly so far, the desert heat is no problem, but thats expected for it
i got a type of buffalo gourd growing, i spread a bunch of seeds throughout my yard too, no seedlings from that though, even after rains; its pretty slow growing, might be how much i'm watering it, i'm not gonna water it anymore, i'm sure the root is probably a ft long by now
i'm growing dahlias, i separated the roots i got & picked the best ones; i got two sprouts, one has been growing for a while & another sprouted a week or two ago; probably not gonna have enough roots to eat, but thats fine
i found a variety of "sow thistle" growing in my yard, i've collected a fair bit of seeds from it, i'm gonna grow it myself; its a really nice variety too, no thorns that can hurt, very tender leaves & stems, the flowers are nice too, it looks a lot like a pea plant
i also got two sage plants growing, one is a broad leaf thats not doing well with the heat & the other is a native that looks a bit like white sage, it hasn't flowered yet, but the buds are up
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private accounts

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are there worthwhile mobile games? the closest things i could find were hoplite, but i did everything in it, and mindustry which it turns out you can play on pc and it's a lot comfier.

it's just kinda sad that the only really entertaining thing i can do on my phone is read some books or emulate 20+ year old games.

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Meus irmãos de batalha!!

Venho aqui pedir uma ajudar!
Sei que para conseguir nosso objetivo é preciso da força de todos. Peço que nessa jornada que não será nada fácil, me ajudem a conseguir alcançar o mais alto degrau neste conforto contra o mundo moderno!
Lutar sempre… Vencer Talvez… Desistir Jamais…

Vamos de fora Rafa!
Por favor, votem sem parar!


https://gshow.globo.com/realities/bbb/bbb20/votacao/paredao-bbb20-quem-voce-quer-eliminar-ivy-rafa-ou-thelma-cd652729-2b9a-4b3e-8eed-2d5234fe6172.ghtml

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BB Compendium archive

Is there anything left of it?

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Today's pretty depressing, anyone else feel like that?

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Hand over your hat licenses!

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Whale fren

Draw your best whale fren

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why are some anons still on 8kun? If a literal FBI honeypot won't cause a site wide exodus, what will? Why?

btw i miss 8chan. You do not know what you have until it is gone. Shame what happend to it during those last three years. Kicking imkampfy was a disastrous mistake in hindsight.

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Strange Activity

>8chan sunshine leak of 2017
>Lainchan DB wipe of 2017/18
>Mewch died for some reason...
>This "Alt-chan federation" thing popping up
>Increasing political presence(Most notably nazi)
>Popular memes now have negative connotations
>They got 8chan
>They got Meguca.org
>They (almost) got Kohlchan
>They (Tried to) get Endchan

I believe there is a possibility of a coordinated attack against imageboards as a whole. All of these shooters coming out with their "manifestos" along with their livestreams and vocal acknowledgement of imageboards is troubling.
I cannot deny that imageboards as a genre of websites have become more politically charged over time, but for these events to occur over such a short period of time, and featuring the names of the websites as well, is in my eyes, suspicious. I'm not denying that the shootings occurred, or that people died, but it is a possibility that the shooters may be manipulated... somehow. If we are dealing with a government/coalition level thread, we can be certain the tools they are using to target us are of great power and influence. Social engineering, large website coordinations and algorithmic weights, Etc.
4chan still exists because it is a website with government oversight. /b/ is not moderated by janitors but instead by bots and law enforcement that look for keywords and images. TOR and 95% of VPNs are blocked site-wide which means any terrorist threats and CP posting has to be done either in public or from a private source, making prosecution incredibly easy. I don't condone any of those actions, but that is why 4chan still exists, and it serves A)To keep people from finding websites like this that are protecting of (most) free speech, and B)To make prosecution easier and discourage imageboard use. Google javascript is present on 4chan, and WILL track you to other websites since I have observed google scripts on about 75-80% of websites.

What are your thoughts on the matter? Should lynxchan/Endchan implement an autonomous keyword-based threat detection system?

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LSD : Dream emulator & fun internet trixx

If you are bored and have an hour or two to kill, check this 'game' out. Feel free to ignore the extra 0bits1 in the next post.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LSD:_Dream_Emulator
https://dreamemulator.fandom.com/wiki/Download

'Game'play (more of an interactive exploration of early procedural generation than a game) is as follows: walk around in bizarre surreal planes randomly generated through as of yet undefined
logic
. Levels/dreams end or 'transition' when the player walks into objects or for no reason at all. There are common landmarks and you start in a house, but no two playthroughs are alike.

Dreams are interspersed with clips of surreal warped footage seemingly shot in China during the game's development in the late '90s. Dreams are charted on the four-way diagram attached to this post, but there seems to be no real connection between the content of the dream and where it ends up on the chart. Some enthusiasts aim to reach certain areas of the cart or view all the strange content the game has to offer (a lot). There is no clear objective.

Pure chaos for the sake of chaos? A cryptic eastern philosophic message disguised as a video game? A warning disguised as a cryptic eastern video game? Pure schizophrenic rambling expressed in code? A way of linking the dream plane to the internet to the physical plane? A tribute to the unpredictability and beauty of lysergic acid? Nothing at all? All of the above ɪ n ˈ t ɛr ə b æ ŋ ‽

1. Download game and emulator/bios (two links), unzip and place in same folder
2. Move SCPH1001.BIN into bios folder
3. Run psxfin.exe
4. File -> Load CD image
5. Select LSD - Dream Emulator Special Edition 632MB .cue file
999. Enjoy. Arrow keys to move,
s
selects menu options,
a
tilts view upwards.

"The American fanbase has largely been unable to decipher the game's mechanics or how it functions."… despite a cult following including programmers.. still defies logic & definition 22 years after release. also, dicks

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Good recent JRPGs? (Turn based)

I just finished Tales of Berseria. The story was fine, but I grew up on turn based battles, and the ARPG ruined it. I finally changed the settings to auto attack and then just coasted through the game without tedious button mashing.

What's another fairly good and recent JRPG with mature themes? The shota-neesan relationship was interesting.

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Hey guys you know this scam numbers wich pop up if you have no internet security? Wouldn't it be funny when for example people would start calling them and act as if they where some kind of cult of coronachan?

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Let's Go.

It is March 24th, 2020. It has been 207 days since the thread which I had created within this place to outline my plan for change. Unfortunately, my progress has been severely inadequate. As I type this message it has been months since I have exercised in any real capacity, over a year since I have sat down and studied from a book, my room and computer suffers from a lack of organization and care, and my life is one of general unhappiness. Although my intelligence has yielded many amazing ideas, they are nothing without the drive to transform them into a realistic existence. I have completely failed, I will not hide it behind any flowery statements or lies, and I have no one to blame except myself, for I am the arbiter of my own life.
However, true failure is acceptance when success has yet to be achieved. I wouldn't have created this thread if I didn't believe that I could achieve a state of existence far greater than this one. I don't expect change to be swift or enjoyable, but necessity triumphs any ill feelings and thoughts that I will have, and overcoming fear and apathy is imperative for this plan to work. I do not regret my actions of the past, for they have contributed to what I am in this moment, but they are not compatible with the future which I envision, and therefore no longer have a place in my life.
I understand that many on imageboards and the internet share the same sentiment. I've created this thread not only for me but also for all of you who yearn for change. Today's society has been extremely isolating, and sometimes all people need is another person to relate to and work alongside. I hope that this can be useful to some.

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Ideas for RPG stat and magic system

Magic:
- is a natural property of the setting, it is omnipresent throughout the setting (such as being able to play a role in natural disasters), can be studied scientifically, and harnessed technologically.
- mana is a naturally occurring element found in most things to varying degrees, it is also naturally produced by living beings via their metabolism, due to this living beings in the setting do not produce bodily waste (defecation, urination) or related functions (such as flatulence and "queefing"), as their digestion is 100% nevertheless, they still possess an excretory system (either an atavism from a magic-less evolutionary origin, or a sign that they come from another world where magic does not exist).
- magic is potentially capable of doing absolutely anything except violating the laws of transmutation (in our world, the laws of thermodynamics, you cannot truly create or destroy, only alter from one form to another, no creation ex nihilo, no nihilo ex materia -equivalent to our 2nd law, conservation- any change you do cause will always cost more than you get out, due to energy being lost in the changing process -equivalent to our first law, entropy-), practically, however, it is severely limited by the amount of mana used in it's casting, mana cost is determined as listed below.
Force = the more force exerted, the higher the cost.
Range = the further the affect from the energy source, the higher the cost.
Duration = the longer the affect lasts, the higher the cost.
Scale = the smaller or larger the size of the target is in proportion to the power source, the higher the cost. (for example, an effect requiring the manipulating of subatomic particles or gigantic asteroids).
Complexity = the more things affected simultaneously, the higher the cost. (this applies to one spell with multiple effects, or multiple spells in effect at once).
Resistance = the more resistant the target is to the effect, the higher the cost will be. (see, countermagic - the use of opposing magic to negate the effects of a spell, and antimagic, dispel magic and an inherent property of certain entities that dispels magic in it's effective vicinity, for example, anyone equipped with working "wonder-breakers", and anti-mages, who possess an genetic trait that causes them to uncontrollably nullify all magic within their active sensory range on a constant basis)
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Dad, mom asked me why you didnt answer the phone last night...
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here's the plan

>wait every day for the next 17 months to turn 21
>buy bottle of whiskey
>go to priest
>confess mountain of questionable and grave sins
>eat jesus cracker
>go home
>use whiskey to numb pain and anxiety
>tie paracord to stick and twist around neck (almost died testing this method, worked but can't complete while sober)
>die
>burn in purgatory for 500 years
>get out
>go to heaven
>mission accomplished

Oh and btw catholics on forums are full of annoying faggots who try to sound smart and wise and lutherists are dumb as fuck you piece of shit retard nigger die or let me shoot your mom in the face before i sniff super glue gay boy penis licking moron

But maybe i cant wait that long....maybe get another lyrica perscription and take too many and and feel brain numb like ive done before but that might not be as good as drunk and got no oxyc. left wish i had someone older than me i could pay to buy a bottle for me but have no frens

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niggers and jews

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Reminder that Patton Oswalt murdered his wife and got away with it.
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World Bank Email Addresses and Passwords

https://pastebin.com/vR9ivmhc

This is from a collection of publicly available information known as the "AntiPublic" releases that are shared via torrent.

https://torrentz2.eu/search?f=antipublic

https://torrentz2.eu/ad7adcdf06b91e7c5cf54e43441ff27d8b8759ed

This information was phished using fake forms and was conglomerated for the purposes of cyber security research.

Giant leaks like this allow the public and investigators learn how to make safer passwords and reveal lax cyber security at important institutions.

A lot can be gleaned from a simple list like this, where passwords like "stratfor" are suspicious, as it is a private intelligence firm. How many other private intelligence firms are inserted into the World Bank?

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Corona Virus - The Truth

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wvO7ApKxXag [Embed]

PLEASE WATCH AND SHARE THIS!! THE WORLD NEED TO KNOW
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i like snek.
but its bad quality
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retard rick doesnt know how to upload
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I got permabanned on 4chan. how do I evade it/get it revoked?

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He should win again just for the lulz
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Nora

any interest?

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Hope your day is going well, end/b/

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Biology And Evolution

Whales were once four-legged land mammals, that over time lost their legs and transitioned to being entirely water-based. They still have a "pelvis" leftover from the time when they once roamed the lands as we do. Insane to think that humans and all living creatures are such complex machines with genetic code to dictate our development and many many mechanisms and different chemicals to keep our bodies in operation. Human body consists of over 30 TRILLION cells, and the brain alone has 86 billion neurons (For comparison, a modern 64 core CPU has about 40 billion transistors), and over 100 Trillion synapses (connections) between them.

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my ex's nudes got leaked lol

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Have not showered in 2 weeks

I smell like cat piss and rotten cheese

The cat piss is because my piss jug overflowed when i was pissing in my bed

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Survey

Do you think it's important an imageboard has open user board creation?
Personally I notice usually a lot of user boards have a maximum of like 10 users and most people use the 'global' boards anyway, like /b/.

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Subject

What do you think is the most painless and reliable way to commit suicide? Except firearms (i live in russia and, moreover, have mental disorders, so there's no way i can obtain it).

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LOOK WHAT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED TO MY PHONE

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KILL ALL NIGGERS!

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HAIL SATAN

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>ywn have a cute, short, shy, autistic, virgin, mentally ill qt art hoe gf
What is the point of living?

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They defame people, they are behind suzano and realengo massacre. they tried to doxx me and other poeple. They literally put a banner blaming Pascarelli of the content of Dogola board, the police already called Pascarelli family on the phone because of this shit. They already crossed a lot of global rules. You gringos don't have to stand in defense of these guys who will bring problems for you. Dogolachan is a well know terrorist group in Brazil, i am right wing ideologically too but in this case is not fake news. They fuck with the lives of anyone, they work with brazilian politicians of both Left and Right wing spectrum. Please search Dogolachan in google to know more about those bastards.

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LYNXCHAN.NET ADMIN HAVING A MELTDOWN

He's been desperately range/ASN banning me all day to keep evidence of him bandeleting criticism of him from spreading.
http://archive.fo/sXpmO
http://archive.fo/Mrt2x
Yesterday he disabled his own block bypass system temporarily to mass dump a thread criticising him to bumplimit, so it'd go away faster without him having to bandelete while everyone was watching.
Today he's just given up on that.
I came to Endchan to spread the word, because they don't censor here.
Perhaps I should've just been coming here to begin with.
I will dump all the screenshots I'd been gathering during this shit.

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blackpill me
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how to view private insta accounts without following?

is there any way to view private insta accounts posts without following?
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Random Crypto Beggar

Hello...

I am a 21 guy from Venezuela struggling financially and living with my mother. As you may know, things in Venezuela are really bad, and now with the COVID, much much worse. All of the developers in my job got laid off and i am pretty much living on savings... I have not been able to land a good job except cleaning for supermarket. I am desperate and was looking for any help. My dream is to move to Brasil, Chile or even Canada.

This is my first time into the dark webs but wanted to know if you can give me a hand with crypto donation or suggestion to make some money :).

I will appreciate any kind of help. Thanks!

BTC: 12b86XMJ75K16aiues6iWe34cQ2vUkiXfR

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subject

I want too kill myself, but i dont want to die. How can I get courage and kill myself? I want but i dont want. I want to want

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Yep

Trannies so mad they're making shit fart jokes.

>>26171
>>26168
>>26175
>>26174
>>26172
>>26169

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Pr0n Site Meta Thread

Meta discussion of porn sites thread.

OP Starter Prompt: Name a fetish or porn style and the best places to find it + why you think so. Vanilla and /d/eviant both encouraged. Hard mode: 3DPD tube sites

e.g.
Cartoon Dolls - doll-stuffing.booru.org: slow but maintained, pretty decent for such a niche topic.
Furry (general) - e621.net: a masterpiece of autistic tagging, I have yet to find a better example of a booru. has tag synonyms and everything

<inb4 nofap/noporn troll
I respect it (four month nofap get on my level) but moderation is a valid alternative

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The truth

Alright so I have been exposing julay.world a couple of days now. The first two have been completely deleted.

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End Of Endchan

I think its finally that time to put imageboards to rest and see what real life has in store for me. Do I know what is coming? No. Do I know where I'm going? Not a clue. Wherever the winds decide to take me I guess. Gone but not forgotten. Once you've discovered imageboards you never forget.

I remember I was on here a few years ago and there was a pretty prolific thread https://web.archive.org/web/20170603052305/http://endchan.xyz/b/res/8574.html that really opened my eyes completely. I started using 4chan long after the "oldfag" days, but still made the effort to understand just why they were glorified so much.

It is really a collection of multiple actions that has made the internet more "stagnant" if that makes sense. The "corporatization" of the internet with massive for-profit websites mostly taking over the web and people believing that these companies stealing your information is normal and has always been present, the introduction of the smartphone allowing idiots to have access to the internet 24/7 instead of having to sit at a desk and put 100% of your attention to the internet, people who think everything has to be super-serious instead of seeing the internet as its own medium for culture and ideas.

It isn't even about "oldfags" or original 4chan. Its about finding savvy people worth talking to. 4chan was just some random website based off of SA that moot originally created as an e-mail address (Unless you want to believe the CIA-Imageboard theories that it was a set-up from the very beginning) that people joined to post about anime. Nerds. Outcasts. The internet as place for fun conversations has been stifled, and as such I doubt staying here would change anything or bring me happiness.

Sayonara fags.

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CAN'T STOP THE ROCK
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pURJDToKA0k [Embed]

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tired of
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Opinions on ideals?

Tell me your opinions on ideals such as
Communism
Socialism
Nazism
Nationalism
Capitalism
+More (if you want i guess)

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making Frens

Since there isnt anything on this website similar to /soc/ it posting here would be a nice way to make some ferns to play Minecraft with
https://discord.gg/4TCQd7Z
join the discord so we can talk and stuff while playing on a server thx frens!

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this shaman abuse my farther and mother.

i demand nothing

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Today was a good day

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New Faggotry

New fag here, how do you do the big red letters at the bottom of thread/reply?

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genuine paranormal experience

i do 10-12km runs , one evening ran by this park when my mother called me on my phone asking me to pick her up from station it was dark and rain was starting , normally she would walk on her own , nevertheless i strolled into the park and seen something in the corner of my eye which i ignored and thought it was just some random illusion from dark and all the trees and grass and wind and rain, so i kept on walking and then it got more real more material, it had no shape it had no feel, but it started to take control off my body, put me in a trace like state where i kept on walking towards it, it looked like a block hole that was sucking up all the material objects around it , but not actually sucking it up more like taking light and replacing its place with a dark dark deep immaterial unshaped thing, i knew this was real cause it looked nothing like the movies or stories, it was definitely intermdimensional and it had no material shape in our dimension only overlaying emptyness without touching anything in 3d space with a darkness and deep light absorbing thing , anyway as i was slowly moving towards it the world around me lit up , i could see the grass trees etc as if it was light outside but i could still see it was dark really dark , almost like i was seeing the day and night in one but in my mind, i couls focus on each grass folic and see it in precise detail with full light on it, my phone rang just before i got close to it and interrupted everything i snapped out of my situation fear took over and fleeing was the next thing , i was so scared wondering if that just happened or if somehow i fell asleep or what the hell was it, but as soon as i was out of that park i felt normal again and also safe like i knew it couldnt follow me outside

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