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What the fuck Anonymous 06/02/2024 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No. 51888
>Work in hospital
>Go to work for night shift
>all stuff members are laughing
>ask what happened
>Man was in emergency with 2 litre bottle in his ass
>laugh my ass off
>2 week passes
>Casual night shift doing nothing
>emergency vehicle comes to emergency room
>Again this man with light bulb in his ass
>Doctors broke that bulb into his ass and gets operation
>3 weeks passes
>You guessed it THIS MAN
>Women calls to doctor "Its asshole u have to get here"
>laugh my ass off
>what did he put in his ass?
>Tbh i was amazed how he put 1 meter wood dildo that he mad
>I don't fucking know when he comes again but i am sure i will be amazed again


Anonymous 06/02/2024 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.51895 del
He must be one of those psychos who gets off from pain, extreme bondage. There are fetishes of that nature although they are rather uncommon.


Anonymous 06/03/2024 (Mon) 23:16 [Preview] No.51912 del
>>51888
>Man was in emergency with 2 litre bottle in his ass
>Again this man with light bulb in his ass
>You guessed it THIS MAN

It's gay pride parade OP. So best get used to seeing those types of patients this month.


Anonymous 06/05/2024 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.51926 del
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>>51888
trips
if America I hope he has good insurance
ambulamps rides ain't cheap


Anonymous 06/05/2024 (Wed) 21:30 [Preview] No.51931 del
kek, please report back when he comes back, now im curious too


Anonymous 06/07/2024 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.51961 del
Sadly lots of gays like to show off their degeneracy and annoy other people who don't care either way about it.

The ironic part is they often do stupid shit and get themselves STDs, or hurt or killed by their faggotry later in life. It's kinda like bad karma.



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