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Anonymous 06/13/2021 (Sun) 12:47:49 [Preview] No. 35773 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

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Anonymous 06/13/2021 (Sun) 09:49:59 [Preview] No. 35772 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This is your time to shine, endchan. This is your chance to put endchan on the map. The Chinese rover doesn't have an animu chan, and the first artist to make one will go down in history!

American Gods Season 3 Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 19:35:15 [Preview] No. 35739 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
anyone know if there were anymore Sex scenes with Emily Browning in the 3rd Season of American Gods?

Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 21:25:51 [Preview] No.35740 del
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Dear OP,

I sincerely hope you find what you've asked for. I hope you get it good and hard. I hope you live the rest of your life with just enough self awareness to realise what a faggot plebe you really are.


Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 23:37:16 [Preview] No.35770 del
Reply to this post and I'll bareIP dump something embarrassing I wrote some weeks ago. Your post reminded me about that.

Anonymous 06/13/2021 (Sun) 04:28:11 [Preview] No.35771 del
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Anonymous 03/22/2021 (Mon) 21:55:02 [Preview] No. 33426 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
CIA FBI NSA Washington taliban bomb alqaeda ISIS If you work for the U.S. government you are a sick-fuck Jackass Asshole. I hope someone throws acid in your face you Stupid Bitch.
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Anonymous 06/06/2021 (Sun) 19:08:06 [Preview] No.35689 del
Good positive thread here.

Anonymous 06/08/2021 (Tue) 00:51:45 [Preview] No.35704 del
But if you play the 911 footage backwards the tower shoots a passenger airliner out of an explosion, does this mean the twin towers caused more planes to exist?

Anonymous 06/08/2021 (Tue) 00:53:42 [Preview] No.35705 del
Actually it is an implosion,not an explosion that projected a plane into existence.

It is the fool proof formula.

Anonymous 06/11/2021 (Fri) 18:40:39 [Preview] No.35752 del
You need to vote more, or so ive heard.

Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 18:46:55 [Preview] No.35769 del
If you're a glowie he's justified because you're part of a surveillance state that operates at the expense of and without the consent of the governed.

Cam girl IP banned me Anonymous 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:13:54 [Preview] No. 35653 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
My IP is banned and when I use a VPN it doesn't work either. Browsing by proxy same thing. Tried using a different computer same thing. What kind of evil spell is this?

Anonymous 06/04/2021 (Fri) 19:25:11 [Preview] No.35659 del
Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?
Another thing that often works for me is not being a feeble-minded paypig who is also a closeted homosexual.

Anonymous 06/04/2021 (Fri) 22:12:31 [Preview] No.35664 del
you cant climb to heaven with your hands full of penis

Anonymous 06/05/2021 (Sat) 06:07:44 [Preview] No.35671 del
buy good antivirus and try again, that or the isp is fucking with you

Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 22:10:37 [Preview] No.35744 del
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>get banned by cam girl
>buy knife
>buy canned string beans
>catch a bunch of grass carp with the string beans
>fillet them grass carp
>eat them without getting all worked up about the pin bones
>kinda forget what I came out here for
>enjoy the rest of my life

Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 18:44:54 [Preview] No.35768 del
Probably your VPN and proxy are banned from other posters You did clear your cache right?


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Simulation Anonymous 03/25/2021 (Thu) 01:18:39 [Preview] No. 33499 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
We exist in some kind of simulation.
Think real hard, search your feelings, you know it is true.

It is easy for us to live in denial of this fact, but it doesn't help our situation.
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Anonymous 06/04/2021 (Fri) 18:53:45 [Preview] No.35657 del
I've started to notice this more and more each day. Everything seems far away, and in an odd scale. Maybe I'm just going schizo though.

Anonymous 06/04/2021 (Fri) 19:22:20 [Preview] No.35658 del
I used to get that effect when I was running a fever. People's heads would be very tiny and far away.

Anonymous 06/07/2021 (Mon) 20:20:31 [Preview] No.35699 del
What in a simulation?

Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 22:09:41 [Preview] No.35743 del
This is always happening to me.

Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 18:43:39 [Preview] No.35767 del
The thing about feelings is they definitely reflect reality at all times.

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Anonymous 06/08/2021 (Tue) 17:30:14 [Preview] No. 35709 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Whenever you hear the word "Capitalism" replace it with "the private individual ownership of person and property", whenever you hear the word "Communism" replace it with "the public universal ownership of person and property".

In one case ("Capitalism"), you have exclusive ownership of your body and belongings, and other people have exclusive owner their bodies and belongings, "ownership" means "control", which means that any interaction with your person or property requires your permission, or it is illegal.

In the other ("Communism"), you have exclusive ownership of nothing, everything (and everyone) is instead owned communally by all people, everything is decided by the majority, and any interaction with anyone or anything must be based on what is most commonly agreed upon in order to be is legal.

Socialism is the stage in between, which most communist-aspirant countries never seem to get out of, und socialism, everything (and everyone) is owned by some central governing authority (they hate calling it "government), which represents the most common will of the people, but in actually just wields absolute authority with no interest in ever running out of excuses to give it up.

If Communism is direct democracy, then socialism is the representative variant of it, tyranny with the very transparently false image of "governance by the governed", much like our own government, to be frank.

Night-Watchman State Minarchism is the absolute extreme of capitalist government, you can't go further beyond this without going into anarchist territory, people who support it feel like the name should just be "Capitalism" since everything else falls short of their ideology, and NWS Minarchism is simply a label adopted for ease of communication, speaking of which...

Anarcho Capitalism is to capitalism what communism is to socialism, there is where ownership , instead of a representative body being charged to guarantee and enforce the principles of ownership and consent, these principles completely replace government, and instead everyone just agrees to only interact with the person or property of the others, or the interaction is illegal. AnCaps tend to think that this is a hard reset on civilization back to the first way people governed their interactions, like the Minarchists, these guys have a word they prefer, "Voluntaryism", but use the name they are known by here for communication-clarity purposes. They also tend to respond to the idea of feudal states eventually emerging from the implementation of their ideology as something they have little problem with.

Which leads to the concept of Neo-Monarchism, the idea that a return to monarchy is a good idea because when the government and it's people are someone's personal property, inherited from their ancestors and to be passed onto their descendants, then the leader would have more interest in maintaining it in good condition, many AnCaps who think about their ideology and where it might lead can just make the leap to this concept, and many did, even creating their own board for it, they also tend to cross-pollinate with the other ideologies mentioned here.

Egoism (or AWA - "anarchism without adjectives") is anarcho capitalism and communism without regard for consent (communal or individual), allowing all interactions based solely on their physical capability, and equates ownership solely to possession, basically, everything is a free for all, associations can be voluntary (as in the most nationalist/isolationist forms of capitalism) or coerced (as in the more globalist/expansionist forms of communism), it's just straight up "no rules but the rules of nature/reality". These guys disagree with the AnCaps and think they TRULY represent the primal order, as an irony, they tend to be simultaneously the most anti-government (even looking down on moral restrictions in addition to laws) and the most pro-government (since they tend to believe that their ideology is always in play, it is what TRULY governs everything already, and what we see is the end result.
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Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 13:45:26 [Preview] No.35762 del
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>truckers made $43000 last year
>also how did you guess ive never had a real job outside of working at starbucks in highschool

Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 18:35:14 [Preview] No.35766 del
>implying that number is wrong
>calling other people ignorant


I'm guessing you believe the lies truck companies put out. hint: a typical trucker is not the average trucker

jews happen Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 07:28:08 [Preview] No. 35760 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
jews happen
to laborcamp with them
off you go you dickless souless goblins

Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 13:58:04 [Preview] No.35763 del
most original post in endchan

Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 15:22:07 [Preview] No.35764 del
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2nd most

Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 15:30:43 [Preview] No.35765 del
3rd most

Freedom Anonymous 03/16/2021 (Tue) 06:46:56 [Preview] No. 33040 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is this site one of the last bastions of free idea exchange?
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Anonymous 06/02/2021 (Wed) 01:18:51 [Preview] No.35626 del
Use a vpn for security op

Anonymous 06/04/2021 (Fri) 20:18:45 [Preview] No.35661 del
You can send email anonymously somehow.

Anonymous 06/08/2021 (Tue) 22:16:06 [Preview] No.35720 del
Whats the saying again, liberty or death?

Anonymous 06/08/2021 (Tue) 23:14:18 [Preview] No.35721 del
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give me liberty or give me meth.

Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 13:40:36 [Preview] No.35761 del
Only a few left, everything else censored.

Aletheo General Anonymous 04/11/2021 (Sun) 06:29:07 [Preview] No. 34038 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
So it's the first thread, hopefully comfy and hopefully the only test thread.
Latest schizopaper: https://github.com/SamPorter1984/Aletheo/blob/main/papers/Aletheo%20Whitepaper%200.4.pdf
Telegram group: https://t.me/AletheoProtocol
Discord: https://discord.gg/hSryMjUk
>Aletheo can be translated from Greek as the Bringer Of Truth From God, or as the God Of Truth.
Main token utility is a sovereign currency for exchange between Employers and Posters.
Employers run marketing campaigns with selected keywords, they can use the platform to pump their bags for example.
Posters commit to these campaigns and by default they are not obliged to shill, they can FUD, they can express genuine opinion, they can lie, they can talk about weather in the thread, discuss other tokens and coins easily, anything, they will still get paid for bumping thread.
Also, using the image of WIP, it's not complete yet, so there is no risk of our artist creative work being stolen.
If the oracle works correctly, this post will be paid.
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Anonymous 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:55:58 [Preview] No.35650 del
strange. it's good now, maybe i am a schizo

Anonymous 06/04/2021 (Fri) 09:57:29 [Preview] No.35651 del
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and the last test: trying to post a picture with quick reply

Anonymous 06/04/2021 (Fri) 10:01:51 [Preview] No.35652 del
Also, apparently all links are invalid now lol
permanent discord invite: https://discord.gg/rDd5sAHQ4S
website: https://aletheo.net

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Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 01:27:31 [Preview] No.35756 del
4 DAYS LEFT to make the stupidest decision of your life and lose all your money in this scam.
If you hate money - it is your duty.