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Anonymous 07/13/2019 (Sat) 15:14:17 [Preview] No. 21257 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I submitted my manuscript to this publishing company and they didn't find it enjoyable. And like all who I submitted it to they referred me to a therapist. It was about how I hate the smelly fucks called the homeless. I found the antidotes hilarious and insightful like how I want to albo a sleeping homeless in the back of the neck in MacDonald's or how I want to stomp one to death sleeping in the park. There are also some serious stuff in there like how I fear dying in a drive by and my son growing up without a father becoming a drug addict himself. How Muslims are taking over this country and how my wife deals with at risk youth. But i laugh to myself when I think about sticking my father's shotgun into the belly of my drug dealing neighbor. Watching that bald fucker swet as he pours his drugs and beer down the toilet and hands over his dirty money to me. Go to Penguin Publishing or Scholastic or any other publisher and demand them to publish the truth here have a read of my work!
Here is a free copy https://pastebin.com/rKK33ei3
My manuscript might have crashed Paste Bin so I submitted it here
My email is justfedup@secmail.com if you want to talk to me about how the elitists and Muslims are damaging the white race! If you would like to donate to me to get my book in print I can go down to the copy store and get this masterpiece in the hands of every man, woman, and child. It will be funded by the readers so I will give out the book for free.
My bit coin wallet 1PVXPXtehWXB5EfqzC1uaKdf2wCK5E2xVY
I must get the truth out there it is important that it must get published in print! They can't get to the printed truth!
God bless America! MAGA!
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Anonymous 07/14/2019 (Sun) 03:07:14 [Preview] No.21265 del
Do you mean anecdotes, you actual retard? You're dumber than half the homeless people I've personally talked to. Kill yourself.

Anonymous 07/15/2019 (Mon) 19:21:53 [Preview] No.21273 del
fuck you you pathetic sack of garbage

Anonymous 07/15/2019 (Mon) 19:41:11 [Preview] No.21274 del
Homeless people aren't mostly losers, they're mostly unlucky people who Boomers have screwed over. "When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich".

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Anonymous 07/16/2019 (Tue) 04:14:35 [Preview] No.21277 del
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Make an apology video this moment for ever being a Republicunt.

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Right wing YouTube echo chambers and clickbait Anonymous 06/11/2019 (Tue) 02:20:37 [Preview] No. 20880 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
As a leftist I notice YouTube recommends rightwing videos to me all the time, even though I prefer to watch left-leaning videos. What the fuck is going on? All the videos they link me are moronic, and I get ads to donate to Dobakd Trump's campaign, or to watcher Prager University videos.

I think Youtibe realizes that making you watch right wing videos increases your engagement, your anger, and makes you spend more time on YouTube which makes them money. They're complicit in capitalizing on a growing hate machine. I found this article about right wing radicalization on YouTube illuminating:
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Anonymous 07/14/2019 (Sun) 21:02:33 [Preview] No.21269 del
As a leftist you probably have quite peculiar notion of "right wing" is. To you folks anything that is not their particular brand of proper socialism is "right wing". Thus I believe that what you perceive as right wing bias youtube bias can be caused by the fact that your socialism is just not as popular. That and confirmation bias of course.

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White identity politics are rightwing to me. Not because I am leftist, but because I am mixed race and the neo-Confederates want to create an unequal discriminatory society I and millions of other citizens who were born here could not be part of. We will vote against the racist "white power" Republicans.

Anonymous 07/15/2019 (Mon) 03:24:39 [Preview] No.21271 del
what leftist youtubers do you watch? the only one I can think of is three arrows who had a pretty dumb thing happen with his channel that showed massive problems with google/youtube's system.
I'm really beginning to think you're larping as some mega liberal because you don't really post any content relevant to any issues even if they're dumb meme shit or youtube videos. Like you've gone a whole thread about youtube without posting liberal youtuber?

Anonymous 07/15/2019 (Mon) 10:12:03 [Preview] No.21272 del
I like secular talk.

Anonymous 07/16/2019 (Tue) 02:48:26 [Preview] No.21276 del
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Don't be racist against colored folk.

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Anonymous 07/06/2019 (Sat) 09:08:43 [Preview] No. 21206 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I am looking for young female volunteers to participate in a study and campaigns. If you are interested contact me at gyncenters@secmail.pro

Anonymous 07/06/2019 (Sat) 11:01:07 [Preview] No.21207 del
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I.....agggree with you, you're on the same team as a classical liberal. But I have too much on my mind. I have to say that my brain is still in recovery mode from taking in so many high level, important ideas.

Anonymous 07/06/2019 (Sat) 22:26:50 [Preview] No.21208 del
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Owned him with facts and logic!

Anonymous 07/06/2019 (Sat) 22:48:44 [Preview] No.21209 del
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Take the antidote to the MRA's red pill before it's too late.

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Anonymous 09/11/2018 (Tue) 18:55:23 [Preview] No. 18773 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post a random pic from your collection
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Anonymous 04/16/2019 (Tue) 06:28:52 [Preview] No.20418 del
Yes. Eye am posting to encourage your art.

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Noriko/Hikichan Thread Anonymous 02/06/2019 (Wed) 04:00:25 [Preview] No. 19774 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What are your thoughts on Noriko aka Hikikchan Endchan?
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Anonymous 06/15/2019 (Sat) 02:29:48 [Preview] No.20968 del
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Leaked school photo.

Anonymous 06/15/2019 (Sat) 02:32:12 [Preview] No.20969 del
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Leaked videos.

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faggot hate thread Anonymous 07/08/2019 (Mon) 18:32:43 [Preview] No. 21213 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
LGBTP individuals aren't people.
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Anonymous 07/10/2019 (Wed) 06:51:29 [Preview] No.21224 del
Why do you assume the other gut is LGBT?

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nigga like download that shit hahaha

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Yeah, always been daddy's little angel
I bought your dad a bunch of shit for Christmas
He ain't even say thank you
I had no money left from actin', I was focused on the music
I used to always try and burn you CDs of my new shit
You be like "who's this?" I be like "me, girl"
You be like "oh, word, true shit?"
Then ask if we could listen to Ludacris
Them car rides made me feel like I was losin' it
Yeah, made me feel I ain't have it like that
Or I was average like that
Started drinkin' way more than I used to
People form habits like that, girl
Yeah, man enough to tell you I was hurt that year
I'm not even Christian, I still went to church that year
Guess I just had to pretend that year

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Anonymous 07/13/2019 (Sat) 21:47:54 [Preview] No.21264 del
Progressives believe in the utopia of the future and conservatives believe in the utopia of the past. Only one of them is objectively wrong.

Anonymous 05/22/2019 (Wed) 20:27:00 [Preview] No. 20710 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This is why I don't play much vidya anymore tbh. If my cat is as bored by watching me play vidya as I am at watching him chase a laser, that should be a warning to me. We're all animals.
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Anonymous 07/05/2019 (Fri) 18:37:59 [Preview] No.21201 del
We should buy those fireworks that don't make as much noise. Every year record numbers of cats possums and dear run into cars and kill themselves because the fire and loud noises frighten them.

Yesterday I found a siamese kitten cowering in my yard, obviously it was separated from its mother because of the explosions and crowds. I gave it food and water and its still here because it has nowhere to go. I'm trying to decide whether to try and catch it and bring it to the pound, or give it shots and keep it. It has a clear runny discharge around its eyes which isn't a good sign.

Anonymous 07/06/2019 (Sat) 03:00:48 [Preview] No.21205 del
OMG, look at how WAPO tried to smear Sanders as a liar when he said 3 billionaires owned more than 50% of the USA, and that 6 billionaires owned more than 50% of the world.
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I crucified a man today...just to watch him die...to see if I still feel? Anonymous 08/08/2018 (Wed) 19:27:52 [Preview] No. 18059 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Saudi Arabia crucified a man in Mecca while aggressively calling out Canada over human rights

Imagine no religion, it's easy if you try.
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Anonymous 07/02/2019 (Tue) 05:05:51 [Preview] No.21149 del
>muslims do muslim things

Anonymous 07/09/2019 (Tue) 23:20:40 [Preview] No.21223 del
You cucks will hate me for telling you but those Saudi Barbarians are Alpha and therefore the entire planet belongs to them.

Anonymous 07/11/2019 (Thu) 19:47:42 [Preview] No.21240 del
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We need a "niggachan," where white supremacists/nationalists aren't allowed, to counteract all the chans that have fallen for right wing memes. The /pol/ board will be entirely BLM or antifa, and the pron boards will only have ebony and coffee colored women.

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das wut i wuz finna say git boardz lik /peach/ 4 ass n /fg/ 4 fightin games n /a/ w/ da ill ass shonen animes

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Leftists turn back on Israel Anonymous 07/08/2019 (Mon) 07:35:40 [Preview] No. 21211 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KpTRqzlgX_I [Embed] It has been interesting seeing leftists turn their back on AIPAC and Israel/the MIC.

Anonymous 07/11/2019 (Thu) 19:48:58 [Preview] No.21241 del
Even George Soros is shitting on Israel these days. The idea that all Jews work together is a stupid meme.

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Anonymous 06/18/2019 (Tue) 18:07:17 [Preview] No. 21020 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>be me
>38 years old
>not a wizard because I had sex a couple of times in my late 20s
>normiebook tell me today is my old love intrest birthday
>I was so fucking in love with her
>she always rejected me during high school
>contact her, she barely remember me
>I'll gain her trust sending her an old polaroid from high school
>we start chatting
>now she's a single mother of two "beautiful child"
>of course she's intrested in a relationship but she wont have more childs
>basically she wants a cuck husbando
>now I'm in a great shape compared HS days
>at least good for a 38y.o man
>ask her for a date
>fastest "yes" ever spoken
>my goal: make her ragequit the date

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Anonymous 06/29/2019 (Sat) 21:45:55 [Preview] No.21147 del
Funny shit OP. Fairly cruel, but funny. Did you not think about keeping her on the hook for booty calls or would that have been a bridge too far?

Anonymous 07/02/2019 (Tue) 08:22:04 [Preview] No.21150 del
All sex work should be legal.
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Anonymous 07/09/2019 (Tue) 23:15:13 [Preview] No.21220 del
>the alpha fucks beta bucks meme is real
>beta cucks are smelling the shit
>nobody wants those used up cunts anymore
>nobody to give them their princess lifestyles anymore
I love where this is going ...

Anonymous 07/09/2019 (Tue) 23:16:25 [Preview] No.21221 del
>she nods and smiles
what a fucking cunt
no spine and no own devotions
would suck dick of anyone who funds her lifestyle

everything that is wrong with this world

Anonymous 07/09/2019 (Tue) 23:18:30 [Preview] No.21222 del
>keep fighting for it anon one day you could have yours!
you answered your own question:
>to think she was my pure love interest back in the days, how much I struggled for her

We want those girls when they are pure and innocent
not when they already fucked half the city