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Anonymous Global volunteer 03/25/2016 (Fri) 22:08:56 [Preview] No. 3255 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
We Need You
Okay people listen up we are looking for global janitors.

We need:
>Your username on the site.
>The times you're available (please include time zone).
>What will make you a good janitor.

Email your application at triangles@openmailbox.org

EDIT: to update email
Edited last time by odilitime on 09/02/2016 (Fri) 06:48:15.
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Anonymous 11/02/2017 (Thu) 00:03:59 [Preview] No. 13655 del
Seattle's police department tells businesses to put little stickers on the Windows that show they're LGBT safe spaces. I have no qualms with the LGBT people, but I don't understand what safe spaces are or why we need them. It just sounds like identity politics bullshit and an excuse not to have your views ever questioned, or to question the views of others, by a generation that has lost its grit and which fears any form of confrontation. Enlighten me as to why we need them.

Anonymous 11/02/2017 (Thu) 01:18:44 [Preview] No. 13666 del
wheres >>>13333

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Anonymous 11/28/2017 (Tue) 19:54:52 [Preview] No. 13883 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Анимублядский WebM-тред
для приличных анимублядей и прочих аутистов.
Безграмотное быдло с дубляжом, войсовером, порнографией и котиками, советы мерзких мокрописечников, вниманиебляди всех видов и прочее непотребство отправляется в порнотред https://2ch.hk/b/.
Для поиска сoуса видео сохраняем кадр (правый клик по видео) и ищем его на http://images.google.com.
Для воспроизведения WebM с 10-битным цветом нужно установить плагин vlc (http://nightlies.videolan.org/ ) и отключить встроенный в браузер плеер (media.webm.enabled=false в firefox).
О кодировании WebM
Доступные кодеки — VP8 и VP9 для видео, Vorbis и Opus для звука, максимальный размер файла — 20480КБ всех файлов в посте — 20480КБ (40960КБ с пасскодом).
Делать WebM можно научиться в вики треда: https://github.com/pituz/webm-thread/wiki/
Там находится подробная информация о выборе и настройке кодеков на примерах использования консольных утилит ffmpeg, vpxenc и mkvmerge.
Неочевидные моменты
— libvorbis при указании битрейта (-b:a) работает в режиме CBR (постоянный битрейт), и это портит качество звука; для режима VBR вместо битрейта надо указывать качество (-q:a); параметр -vbr on работает только для Opus'а;
— в webm'ки не нужно включать софтсаб в формате webvtt (FFmpeg это делает по умолчанию при наличии сабов в контейнере, отключается параметром -sn): во-первых, это бесполезно (для его отображения на странице должен быть специальный код), а во-вторых, от этого ролики не воспроизводятся в firefox.
Программы и их документация
http://webmproject.org http://ffmpeg.org http://mpv.io http://www.bunkus.org/videotools/mkvtoolnix/
Фронтенды к ffmpeg для кодирования вебмок
CLI, бидон: https://pypi.python.org/pypi/webm
CLI, zsh: https://github.com/pituz/webm-thread/tree/master/tools

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Anonymous 12/13/2017 (Wed) 11:24:46 [Preview] No.14246 del
Аниме в хату, пацаны. Этот тред - то, что осталось после того, как анимублядский забанили в бэ, правильно? Я могу расчехлять свой пак?

Anonymous 12/13/2017 (Wed) 11:58:59 [Preview] No.14247 del
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Да делай, что хочешь, аники.

Anonymous 12/13/2017 (Wed) 18:01:58 [Preview] No.14248 del
Можешь даже так сделать.

Anonymous 02/13/2017 (Mon) 15:08:58 [Preview] No. 11226 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
new webm thread?

old thread
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Anonymous 11/22/2017 (Wed) 17:43:25 [Preview] No.13841 del
>drain the swamp
now we see the man behind the man behind the man behind the throne

Anonymous 12/09/2017 (Sat) 07:22:54 [Preview] No.14201 del
Ron Paul and Michael Moore on the Larry King Program

Anonymous 12/12/2017 (Tue) 06:01:19 [Preview] No.14234 del
did him die?

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Nihilists are idiots Anonymous 12/12/2017 (Tue) 15:19:21 [Preview] No. 14236 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Defining nihilism as "A belief that your existence has no meaning, purpose, or value", nihilists are very quick to make assumptions, and similar to other religious fools, they don't accept that reality that we know very little about our reality and have no idea how we got here or why we are here. Science is an effort to understand reality and it's facets, and the most logical explanation is that we evolved from simple organisms over the span of millions (potentially billions) of years based on evidence we have complied and observations/experiments, and anti-science individuals are essentially anti-factualism (I couldn't find a suitable word for this, so define factualism as objective truths) who fall victim to delusion and lies.

Atheists, Christians, Nihilists, and other depressed fools all fall into the same group. It is also wise to be skeptical of any "supernatural" or "divine" activities or sights that may very well be advanced technology, don't allow your eyes to deceive you, although it would be quite difficult to differentiate an individual with the power to manipulate matter and effortlessly kill others from a biblical god.
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Anonymous 12/12/2017 (Tue) 17:36:09 [Preview] No.14240 del
You make the common mistake of attributing "-ism" to a nominational participation. Academic "-ism" suffix refers to a school of thought regardless of what conclusions you draw from it, but idiots of any school take it as a premade answer to everything as if it was a conclusion. You're just blind to the idiots in your own camp, so you don't know the difference when it comes to the nihilist camp.

An -ism is born in one of two ways, when an academic has a such a specific and insumaountable body of work that you have to streamline the general modes of thought most of it takes particular interest in, for purely pragmatic reasons, or when some idiots make it all up to begin with for no other reason than to start by saying "only us idiots are allowed here, commence the purity testing". The latter is very rare and nihilism is not one of those, much more often idiots will just co-opt an existing philosophy, like you're helping them do now.

Anonymous 12/12/2017 (Tue) 17:41:52 [Preview] No.14241 del
I might even say that idiocy isn't even insidental, i bet this actually holds up as the definition of what an idiot is.

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Anonymous 12/12/2017 (Tue) 18:22:35 [Preview] No.14243 del
>taking a stance on a question that we don't have the answers to
That's what every school of thought does, because it's more important to start thinking than wait for a 100% accurate starting point, even risking that your whole house of cards falls down once its premise is disproven. That's what objectivity is, though you show clear signs of misunderstanding this. It just means not being hypocritical of your own premises, not the absolute faith that your premise is true. Scientists understand that facts being objective just means that they're the most reliable assumptions but nothing more. You have to learn that facts are not categorically true. The key difference is that, let's say scientists observe the sun revolves around earth: this a fact in history. It's a revision of history to say that "it was never fact that sun revolves the earth". The reality is that it was fact, stopped being fact, and was replaced by the fact that earth revolves around the sun once we invented more accurately objective metrics. This is not an oxymoron, it's the fundamental principle of objectivity so that you won't start treating "facts" as just another divine idol.

But the secular stance is to study all the idiots saying "there's no such thing as objective fact", redefine objectivity by this new majority understanding of the word, and let the population reintroduce magical thinking based on the idolatry of facts regardless of what junk science study was able to gatekeep on any given "fact". Don't tell me this isn't happening, by the way. Even if you can keep up some good science fact-checking the claims, it's a foregone loop of diminishing returns that can ultimately only be regulated by elevating a priesthood of "real science".

And the better solution is to educate people so they understand to compartmentalize faith and knowledge by being honest about their own arguments of faith. This is something nominational "skeptics" are particularly shit at, because they shame people for even attempting it. They're just too embarrassed to even start actually thinking because they fear they might fail.

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I hate postmodernism and all magical tho let's who say all truth is subjective, it's the new religion. Read this book on why you're making America a retarded Fantasyland:

News alternative Anonymous 12/05/2017 (Tue) 06:42:10 [Preview] No. 14123 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm going to start posting news articles in this thread sometimes for as long to avoid posting under a BO that has censored my threads before. For starters New York wants to remove a piece of art from a museum because you can barely see a girl's underwear. Americans are stupid puritans that don't mind glorifying violence but freak out if you ever show boob on TV.

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Anonymous 12/05/2017 (Tue) 08:00:49 [Preview] No.14125 del
>How can I know that Adolf Cuckler isn't running it too?
>Down the toilet the new board goes

Anonymous 12/05/2017 (Tue) 08:21:15 [Preview] No.14126 del
well tbh I'm the bo of /n/ and the vol of /b/, got /n/ a few days ago to give people an alternative if they don't like how Hitler's running it after the initial transition.
It was rough at first for /news/ but idk people seem alright with it at the moment.

Anonymous 12/06/2017 (Wed) 05:21:43 [Preview] No.14142 del
I hope this format the future of news or op-eds. i can barely scroll and read the page, and wonder if all the fancy CSS is designed to distract me from weighing the claims.

Anonymous 12/12/2017 (Tue) 03:59:00 [Preview] No.14233 del
Trump spends at least 4 hours a day watching the news,(sometime 8 hours) and honing his message to fire up his base. He also sounds paranoid as Nixon and basically has an enemies list.

Anonymous 12/12/2017 (Tue) 15:29:22 [Preview] No.14237 del
>How can I know that Adolf Cuckler isn't running it too?
Adolf Cuckler could very well be a Jewish individual or even an African, we only see the name and typing style.

It is the actions of the BO that matter the most, the rules they implement, the bans and deletions they commit, and any official statements/announcements.

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Anime music sharing thread Anonymous 12/10/2017 (Sun) 18:30:01 [Preview] No. 14224 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Will share anime vocals from my new playlist. Starting with gen urobutcher's Aldnoah Zero.
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Anonymous 12/10/2017 (Sun) 18:42:16 [Preview] No.14226 del
Tokyo Ghoul OP, NGNL OP, SAO OP,

Anonymous 12/10/2017 (Sun) 19:41:31 [Preview] No.14227 del
Kill la Kill, Kino no Tabi OP,

Anonymous 12/10/2017 (Sun) 20:54:32 [Preview] No.14229 del
More SAO; (How many liters would you rate this?)


Anonymous 12/10/2017 (Sun) 21:41:50 [Preview] No.14230 del
Bleach 5; Nozomikun; Mamikawada; Koihime

Anonymous 12/09/2017 (Sat) 04:35:31 [Preview] No. 14191 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>a nuclear bomb is headed toward your city
do you even know where your closest fallout shelter is?
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Anonymous 12/10/2017 (Sun) 08:46:37 [Preview] No.14222 del
Yea. When this would have presumably been built sometime between the 60s and 70s I'd imagine and the population of the area has well over tripled in that time period. I also don't imagine the shelter part has been updated or maintained in any meaningful way. I don't imagine it serving very well in all honesty

The American Museum of Natural History Anonymous 12/09/2017 (Sat) 18:00:56 [Preview] No. 14203 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>Slavery was introduced to africa by Europeans and implicitly NON-AFRICAN ARABS
>Before that there was only humane serfdom (unlike European inhumane serfdom?)
>after that benign African plantation owners were good masters to their jolly houseniggers
>up until European money invented greed

Holy shit. Just fuck my life. Are you aware of this? This is among the top museums in the world. This is what is actively being taught to children as fact.

>inb4 "yes goy, of course they are insane, this is just like believing in the holocaust and please tell everybody that you're denying holocaust and african progressivism, good goy, such as myself"
just please don't

Anonymous 12/09/2017 (Sat) 20:50:59 [Preview] No.14204 del
They say it's the victors who write history. Does that mean the niggers have won?

Seriously though, that's fucking crazy. I wonder how great they would feel being a slave of the bantu? Pretty fucking great apparently to see your wife raped, your children sold, your livestock stolen and forced into slave labour as an honourable "serf."

Anonymous 12/09/2017 (Sat) 20:56:22 [Preview] No.14205 del
You don't still believe in the holocaust do you? How old are you?

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Encyclopedia Dramatica gets sued by angry millionaire Anonymous 12/09/2017 (Sat) 03:03:45 [Preview] No. 14188 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hes mad they photoshopped him in a pedobear costume. If you got the money support their legal defense!
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I don't really care to be truthful
Those that are on the cutting edge of free speech will always suffer adversity
Any judge with half a brain will throw this shit out though right? It's obvious creative commons/fair use/ and parody right?

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Anonymous 12/09/2017 (Sat) 05:00:03 [Preview] No.14197 del
I'm come to appreciate vic more over the years.

Anonymous 12/09/2017 (Sat) 05:14:52 [Preview] No.14198 del
i just think its better for websites to die than stay up well past the period where they had any dignity left. its like how 7chan is still sitting there and its a literal grave that hasn't been good for like 8 or 9 years.

Anonymous 12/09/2017 (Sat) 05:22:56 [Preview] No.14199 del
me to budy, vic = best gocken grill

What do? Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 06:36:55 [Preview] No. 12875 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hey /b/.

If you suddenly grew huge breasts (details such as lactation, size and stuff like this is up to you), what would you do?
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Maybe, but if it pop out...

*not that it's a bad thing, mind you.**

Anonymous 11/12/2017 (Sun) 21:05:41 [Preview] No. 13769 del
Probably motorboat myself and do jumping jacks.

I wonder if using your own bosom as a pillow is comfortable?

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Turn into a flirt and show guys paradise.
And make billions on chatterbate.

Anonymous 12/07/2017 (Thu) 22:48:48 [Preview] No.14160 del
Sign me the fuck up

Anonymous 12/09/2017 (Sat) 02:11:35 [Preview] No.14187 del
become a tranny bottom