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Anonymous 12/09/2018 (Sun) 11:59:38 [Preview] No. 19291 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What if it snowed sugar every time it snowed?


Anonymous 12/09/2018 (Sun) 21:09:42 [Preview] No.19293 del
beetus


Anonymous 12/10/2018 (Mon) 03:19:26 [Preview] No.19295 del
>>19291
>>19291
how can it snow sugar if sugar isn't realz?



Anonymous 12/10/2018 (Mon) 01:20:54 [Preview] No. 19294 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Father finger father finger where are you? Here I am! Here I am! How do you do?
Mommy finger mommy finger where are you? Here I am! Here I am! How do you do?
Brother finger brother finger where are you? Here I am! Here I am! How do you do?
Sister finger sister finger where are you? Here I am! Here I am! How do you do?
Baby finger baby finger where are you? Here I am! Here I am! How do you do?



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His dark materials Anonymous 12/09/2018 (Sun) 05:09:43 [Preview] No. 19287 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Has anyone read his dark materials? I'm not a little teenager I swear, but I just got around to reading the series and liked it almost as much as Harry Potter. The movie didn't do the first book justice. And the third book had a touching ending that I can't get out of my head.

Turns out that after 20 years, he wrote a sequel 2 months ago tho I en't read it yet.


Anonymous 12/09/2018 (Sun) 10:40:24 [Preview] No.19289 del
I've heard of the movie, and the series title, but never realized they were the same thing.
Whoa, it's supposed to be critical of religion? and it got a movie!?


Anonymous 12/09/2018 (Sun) 20:33:13 [Preview] No.19292 del
>>19289
The movie totally erases the criticism of religion, and the first book didn't have much to begin with. It's the third book that attacks religion. But most of the criticism in the series is subtle and might fly over the head of a kid, especially if they don't realize that "The Authority" is the Catholic church in a parallel dimension. A kid might not recognize the criticism of circumcision, of Catholic hypocrisy, of how when the church breaks the taboo and touche's someone's daemon, its doubles as a metaphor that the church are molesters. They want to dehumanize people and make people unhappy. And all the literary references to Hades, Milton, or the glorious bastard of Satan would fly over their head.

And when they meet Yahweh, the kids don't even realize it because he's just a pitiful frail old man who was trapped in a ark and when they let him out he dies instantly. (A child reading the book probably wouldn't realize that was the same God as supposedly resides in the holy ark in the bible.)

Perhaps what also surprised me most is how at the end of the last book two adolescents are about to have sex, while a Catholic priest assasins (who has been given forgiveness in advance),
tries to shoot them because they're evil sinners. (He also plans to convert the indigenous people.)

The Catholics of the internet are butthurt as usual and call the book too aggressive or preachy simply because the antagonists are their church, but I think most criticisms were too subtle for children and might have been aimed more at adults who might read the book. It didn't go far enough in attacking religion or promoting skepticism. But I do appreciate how the book was anti-establishment, anti-authority, pro-sex, skeptical of the best intentions of parents, and for letting kids love each other naturally. Left to their own devices most of the characters of the book would be good people, and its the church that divides people and makes them hate each other.



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Anonymous 12/02/2018 (Sun) 19:29:31 [Preview] No. 19271 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
thots?
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Anonymous 12/09/2018 (Sun) 05:21:29 [Preview] No.19288 del
Thots are the natural end result of hateful MRA incels secluding themselves in a hate bubble. How dare they take away the livelihood of sluts who do it for cheap/free, just because they're jealous they can't get a free peep show. Perhaps the only people who should be doxed are the people who dox sluts. It's like killing a mockingbird. All they want to do is make beautiful music Jem.

If incels keep reducing the porn on the internet you'll have to go back to paying a woman IRL to see her goods.


Anonymous 12/09/2018 (Sun) 10:46:58 [Preview] No.19290 del
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>>19288
They want them to pay taxes. In fact they're normalizing their behavior by doing so. Bringing them indoors a la the Dutch.



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Anonymous 12/08/2018 (Sat) 09:10:29 [Preview] No. 19285 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
new meme


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Anonymous 07/10/2018 (Tue) 19:54:41 [Preview] No. 17476 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>>15250
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Anonymous 11/11/2018 (Sun) 11:08:46 [Preview] No.19231 del
>>18896
This exact video sauce?


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Anonymous 10/22/2018 (Mon) 05:01:38 [Preview] No. 19132 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v2tkz92eG_E [Embed]

Well that ruined Naruto for me. Yeah I noticed the hypocrisy, but I forgot how bad the early fights were where he won with a single punch.
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Anonymous 12/03/2018 (Mon) 05:58:58 [Preview] No.19273 del
Imo naruto was never someone with "no potential". Very early on we knew he had the nine-tails power and very large chakra reserves (not including the nine-tails chakra). It was more about him being accepted and acknowledge by other people instead of treated like a worthless outcast. Anybody can be the hokage had more to do with being ostracized than his abilities, similar to gaara.
Also, hypocrisy seems to be a theme in naruto, at least according to this guy: https://youtube.com/watch?v=gH3Sh3hRV-c [Embed]
He expands more on the neji-naruto in his own video, and addresses criticism/makes corrections in the 3rd video of the series.

>>19135
Hinata's overrated and Sakura's underrated. fight me.
Really though, she's only a good character relative to everyone else. Every other girl their age is too similar to each-other, besides maybe Temari. And the only competition to Hinata is the team 7 love triangle shitshow.

>>19156
Do it.

Also, has anyone ever thoguht that Konan might be the strongest kunoichi in series?


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>>19273
I got Konan and Kurenai mixed up for a little bit. Strongest might be a little far but as far as strategy and actual ninja shit I'd say so as she managed to fuck Tobi up pretty good and damn near kill him.
The Mizukage and Tsunade would be "stronger" in the typical sense I'd say. Sakura and Hinata would be stronger cause plot armor.
I say the Mizukage is pretty strong just cause she's got all those elements and can actually use and combine some of them.

If you kinda liked Naruto I gotta suggest Black Clover. I started reading it and the first few chapters it seemed like a total Naruto clone or rip-off. As it went on though it really seemed to do a lot of stuff better than Naruto did and without pretending that it had a super deep plot either.
Also, for better or worse it seems like the manga is wrapping up soon so hopefully it doesn't drag itself out.


Anonymous 12/06/2018 (Thu) 08:05:13 [Preview] No.19281 del
>>19132
naruto singlehandedly ruined anime


Anonymous 12/06/2018 (Thu) 08:34:41 [Preview] No.19282 del
>>19281
you're over exaggerating.


Anonymous 12/06/2018 (Thu) 16:55:12 [Preview] No.19283 del
>>19282
manga is superior



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patterns every second Anonymous 12/03/2018 (Mon) 10:25:14 [Preview] No. 19274 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
beautiful patterns every second
- http://khomalev.ho.ua/kaleidoscope2017.html
#kaleidoscope #second #beautiful #patterns



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Anonymous 11/22/2018 (Thu) 02:34:41 [Preview] No. 19239 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Fake news conspiracy cucks.
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Anonymous 11/29/2018 (Thu) 04:25:17 [Preview] No.19264 del
>>19254
can't prove it


Anonymous 11/29/2018 (Thu) 15:24:24 [Preview] No.19265 del
>>19264
/pol/ could, I've seen pictures they post where the top CEOs and managers of many corporate news networks actually happen to be Jewish. They do have massive influence on our foreign policy too, the wars in the Middle East are all about an agenda set back in the 1980s called "The Greater Israel" which is the reason for so many regime changes instigated by the CIA and Mossad. Also why they are funding and arming so-called "rebel" groups in attempt to overthrow Assad in Syria (Assad refused to hand over Syrian land to Israel for this agenda, that's why they hate him).


Anonymous 11/29/2018 (Thu) 15:28:08 [Preview] No.19266 del
>>19265
What confuses me - and if /pol/ were here maybe they'd explain this to me - is that Putin (who is a Zionist) sides with Assad on this issue (and Assad is against Zionism)... so this is the big question I'm still to this day trying to wrap my brain around.


Anonymous 11/29/2018 (Thu) 16:13:40 [Preview] No.19268 del
>>19266
Putin is subject to jewish influence but it gets tricky because he wants to thwart american influence in his region whenever and wherever possible so they don't get any ideas.
So in this case massive western propaganda campaign against Assad with an Israeli expansion in influence, if not territory as well means he's going to take Syria's side just to thwart that and gain an ally.

>>19265
throwing stars of david over a bunch of literal who's is a whole mess of proof man.


Anonymous 11/29/2018 (Thu) 22:50:18 [Preview] No.19269 del
>>19264
Just did.



Anonymous 11/23/2018 (Fri) 04:13:28 [Preview] No. 19243 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>haven't been to endchan in 6 months
>/sp/'s finally made their own website
>place looks like utter ghost town save a few boards that have arisen including 3 that seem new


WTF?


Anonymous 11/23/2018 (Fri) 04:15:16 [Preview] No.19244 del
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>>19243
>forgot pic


Anonymous 11/23/2018 (Fri) 04:27:16 [Preview] No.19245 del
>>19244
to be fair I don't think that pph and users count has ever worked properly


Anonymous 11/24/2018 (Sat) 02:32:36 [Preview] No.19248 del
>>19243
I'd say that for the user count. Hey look /sp/ has 60pph and 20 IPs, huh /librejp/ has 2pph and 15, huh /b/ hasn't a post in 3 days and has 10 for some reason I awlays thought pph at least worked. I remember making 2 or 3 post on mostly slow boards and that same number being shown here.


Anonymous 11/24/2018 (Sat) 04:06:50 [Preview] No.19249 del
well endchan is like the gas station in the middle of nowhere
so I guess it lives up to it's name


Anonymous 11/29/2018 (Thu) 15:36:07 [Preview] No.19267 del
I really don't have a problem with this at all. /sp/ were assholes (for the most part) and didn't care to contribute much to endchan anyway. I think /kc/, /news/ and /pol/ contribute far more informative content than most others do here (even though they may not be the main boards). I do like /b/ too, sometimes there is a good thread here that can stir a rational conversation.