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Anonymous 04/19/2019 (Fri) 09:53:41 [Preview] No. 20437 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
happy new year endchan



Anonymous 04/16/2019 (Tue) 20:47:14 [Preview] No. 20422 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Conservative tranny discovers most conservative talk shows are just actors and she's the tranny equivalent of an uncle Tom.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=S7Ft2E_ibxQ [Embed]


Anonymous 04/17/2019 (Wed) 17:27:01 [Preview] No.20430 del
That thing gets uglier and manlier ever time I see it.
Here's hoping it livestreams it's suicide soon.


Anonymous 04/19/2019 (Fri) 09:17:35 [Preview] No.20436 del
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pretty much everyone's an uncle tom if they want to monetize shit on the internet at this point.



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Notre dame burns Anonymous 04/15/2019 (Mon) 22:28:58 [Preview] No. 20416 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I don't know why they couldn't have added sprinklers to this old cathedral before this. I hate religion but the loss of this art sucks.
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Anonymous 04/17/2019 (Wed) 01:44:39 [Preview] No.20424 del
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>>20423
Thor would, but Yahweh doesn't mind and in fact perversely enjoys watching boys getting fucked from every possible angle as the omnipresent deity he is.


Anonymous 04/17/2019 (Wed) 12:48:00 [Preview] No.20426 del
>>20423
>God probably would have sabotaged the sprinklers anyway. I'm not sure if He is finally getting annoyed with all the buttfucking of little boys by His priests
When you say it rabbi shlomo shekelstein it must be true, they did write it in the papers too and never would lie to us!


Anonymous 04/18/2019 (Thu) 03:51:25 [Preview] No.20433 del
>>20426
Sorry if I tore off a scab there, dude! It wasn't your fault and you have nothing to be ashamed of.


Anonymous 04/18/2019 (Thu) 04:18:34 [Preview] No.20434 del
>>20416
Will this accuse me of flooding too?


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Researchers find evidence of independent evolution of female penis in cave insects Anonymous 04/15/2019 (Mon) 19:49:25 [Preview] No. 20413 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://phys.org/news/2018-11-evidence-independent-evolution-female-penis.html

"After comparing the environments in which the two species evolved and continue to live, they suggest it likely came down to competition for food. Both live in caves where food is scarce. Because of that, males appear to be more interested in finding food than in mating. This has led the females to assume the role of pursuer and initiator. And to prevent the male from escaping before his sperm has been collected, the female has evolved a hook that latches onto the male, keeping him in place for two or three days."

I know women like these bugs.


Anonymous 04/17/2019 (Wed) 18:56:11 [Preview] No.20431 del
hot


Anonymous 04/18/2019 (Thu) 03:17:03 [Preview] No.20432 del
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reminds me of how new yorkers react to nothing



Chinese smash rooms Anonymous 01/13/2019 (Sun) 19:13:00 [Preview] No. 19645 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Chunks pay good money to smash things instead of treating their anger constructively or smashing their corrupt government. They're a barbaric people.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-angerroom/all-the-rage-beijingers-vent-their-stress-in-anger-room-idUSKCN1P70IV


Anonymous 01/14/2019 (Mon) 02:26:18 [Preview] No.19647 del
https://breakroomirwin.com/

>impying
foh nugguh


Anonymous 01/14/2019 (Mon) 04:13:41 [Preview] No.19648 del
>>19645
Seems like a way to take advantage of people's anger for their money. Would this actually help people in some way or form? I'd say not really, it'd prolly just extend the time until they "explode" from their built up frustration and anger, but that would be pretty much it. It could turn into a cycle where people will go to "release" and lash out and afterwards wait until they feel like doing it all over again because they've never really solved their underlying problems. theoritically an endless cycle of spending money to make themselves feel better.

Not only do I see it as an endless waste of time, energy, and money, I also see it as a bad habit. it enables and encourages people to turn to aggression when things don't go their way, when their problems overwhelm them. Instead of seeking out solutions to their problems which causes them stress, pain, etc. they will escape to sensual pleasures.


Anonymous 04/17/2019 (Wed) 08:59:16 [Preview] No.20425 del
Chinese women also just throw trash in an elevator.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YdxGoFopimE [Embed]


Anonymous 04/17/2019 (Wed) 15:39:54 [Preview] No.20429 del
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China mechanical onahole



Industry Consolidation Anonymous 04/17/2019 (Wed) 13:59:08 [Preview] No. 20428 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fM6Nx0qNEW0 [Embed]
I love this line, "Capitalism without communism is not capitalism."



Anonymous 04/14/2019 (Sun) 03:05:30 [Preview] No. 20398 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
You might think I am just paranoid but I have taken to wearing a reflective vest like I saw regular Japanese doing at night. I was nearly run over by a black woman of all people a few months ago, who screamed at me, "Sorry, I didn't see you." I had a friend who was run over for wearing black too, and no, we aren't black and it doesn't even make a difference.

So I'd rather look like a dork and live. I will never wear a black coat at night while on the road again. Buy one for yourself and live longer.
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Anonymous 04/14/2019 (Sun) 04:58:40 [Preview] No.20401 del
>>20400
Good point: I need to pin some flashing led reflectors to my vest like some bikers wear, to save myself from people without headlights. That might have saved the life of that woman in Temple Arizona who stepped off a dark curb into the street and was killed by a self-driving car. Those cars see with infrared cameras, so you need infrared LEDs too.


Anonymous 04/14/2019 (Sun) 05:06:21 [Preview] No.20403 del
>>20401
lol yeah that bitch was dumb to begin with. just jaywalking in the middle of the night


Anonymous 04/14/2019 (Sun) 12:25:53 [Preview] No.20404 del
One of the best things you can do is to remove the possibility of being run over. This means not being on the edge of the road in the first place or not crossing the road when a vehicle is moving in your direction.
If you act like every car can't see you, it put's you in a better mindset.


Anonymous 04/16/2019 (Tue) 06:22:44 [Preview] No.20417 del
lolling at you stupid fuckers that leave the house.


Anonymous 04/17/2019 (Wed) 12:54:50 [Preview] No.20427 del
Glowniggers don't seem to have this problem.



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Anonymous 03/27/2019 (Wed) 15:05:40 [Preview] No. 20219 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Come join the shitposting fun at https://spacechan.xyz/b/ fren
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Anonymous 09/11/2018 (Tue) 18:55:23 [Preview] No. 18773 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post a random pic from your collection
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Anonymous 03/07/2019 (Thu) 14:08:33 [Preview] No.19994 del
>having a collection


Anonymous 03/07/2019 (Thu) 22:23:02 [Preview] No.20003 del
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>>19994
>not having a collection


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Anonymous 04/16/2019 (Tue) 06:28:52 [Preview] No.20418 del
Yes. Eye am posting to encourage your art.



New planet to get a name Anonymous 04/15/2019 (Mon) 10:13:04 [Preview] No. 20410 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Nasa wants our help to name this new planet, check the link below to vote for a name or submit a name:

www.2007or10.name

(bonus for someome messing around with the SQL syntax in the poll)


Anonymous 04/15/2019 (Mon) 19:50:20 [Preview] No.20414 del
I'm still mad they didn't name the last planet Xena. They changed the name to Eris.


Anonymous 04/15/2019 (Mon) 19:56:44 [Preview] No.20415 del
I'm sure Gonggong is going to win once the nationalist Chinese get out to vote, there's a billion of them and it's time for a planet to be named after an asian god already.

But I'm not voting for Gonggong because he sounds like a dick in mythology, and I'd rather have a female goddess who can be anthropomorphized on Pixiv. So Holle it is.