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Anonymous 07/10/2026 (Fri) 13:53 [Preview] No. 78898 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
It's called free market capitalism, Reddit comrades. The free market allows everyone to participate and luckily we still have that in many parts of America. It is a good thing to see small local communities and family businesses thrive.
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Anonymous 11/02/2026 (Mon) 22:50 [Preview] No.81311 del
In many Gnostic systems, Barbelo and the Supreme Spirit together give birth to Christ (often called the Autogenes or self-generated light), forming a primordial divine family.


Anonymous 11/03/2026 (Tue) 00:03 [Preview] No.81312 del
Lots of Gnostic truth is gone because the Catholic Church destroyed lots of the texts after Jesus's resurrection. Basically, I am from above. I am from a higher realm of pure light, and I descended to teach people things as well as try to bring Jews to Christ in order to see through the illusion. I painted myself as a Nazi for a few years despite being Jewish in order to try to bring Jews from out of the material darkness. They were unwilling.

I came down in a human body in order to try to enjoy the creation as best I could, but instead I got hatred and distance from my own family. My own mother assisted my enemies because she worked for the Kansas state. She takes the side of government and police over her own children.

She gave me falsehood. My Earthly father was a better person, but he still loved Trump, and when Trump was doing his first debates with other Republicans, my dad thought he was funny, so he loved him. I started to hate my dad and I threw something across the wall, and he called the cops on me like everyone else did.

The people of this world are largely controlled by Yaldabaoth, even your own parents and teachers. They are led easily because they have no genuine real spirit. They are walking automatons. I got lost many times along the way. I knew this world wasn't Heaven, but I forgot my true origin during my efforts to try to fix this place. You cannot fix this place without lots of people getting the axe.


Anonymous 11/03/2026 (Tue) 00:11 [Preview] No.81313 del
https://soundcloud.com/zalkarmus/hallelujah-leonard-cohen-cover

Leonard Cohen was born into an Orthodox Jewish family in Westmount, Quebec, and maintained a deep, lifelong connection to his Jewish heritage through his music, personal practice, and communal roots.

When we say this, we base it on the Lord’s own word: we who remain alive when the Lord comes will certainly not take precedence over those who have died. - 1 Thessalonians 4:15


Anonymous 11/03/2026 (Tue) 01:04 [Preview] No.81315 del
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My attempt at making a song in the style of Geoff Tate, Bruce Dickinson, and Michael Kiske, with political commentary

https://soundcloud.com/zalkarmus/new-orig-song222

I can play Van Halen and Yngwie Malmsteen shit


Anonymous 11/03/2026 (Tue) 04:08 [Preview] No.81316 del
It is a pure and perfect lamb.



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Anonymous 07/19/2026 (Sun) 21:15 [Preview] No. 79222 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
There is no reason to watch modern TV, it is all complete crap, anti-Western marxist propaganda. Just stream the games or download your favorite tv shows online, don't give your enemies money or support. Modern TV is complete and utter garbage.
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Anonymous 09/11/2026 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.80045 del
>>80040
I do, but typically old sitcoms from the bygone era of real America. I have DVD box sets and offline backups with digital copies of all my favorite old shows. Same thing for my favorite movies, 90% of them all older movies too. No, I don't buy streaming services or TV service. I watch what I have and I have what I enjoy watching.


Anonymous 09/13/2026 (Sun) 04:29 [Preview] No.80061 del
>>79931
Nah, it's all brainwashing where you're forced to conform to mainstream normgroid thinking patterns and get hooked on money, there's no actual soul.


Anonymous 09/16/2026 (Wed) 02:25 [Preview] No.80097 del
>>80061
You're going to the wrong sites


Anonymous 11/02/2026 (Mon) 18:01 [Preview] No.81300 del
>>80097
This.
>>80061
Stop relying on sites like 4chan & Reddit as alternatives because they are corporate horseshit now. The corporate normie internet is cancer. There still are a lot of alternative sites, online communities and networks that exist today, you just need a normal PC or laptop and know where to look. Lurk around and explore the web a bit deeper. Explore open source software available today. Maybe check out some decentralized chat & peer-to-peer file sharing networks too.


Anonymous 11/02/2026 (Mon) 22:07 [Preview] No.81307 del
>>79290
exactly



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Watch the video I uploaded until the end. Anonymous 08/30/2026 (Sun) 18:49 [Preview] No. 79933 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Isn’t there anyone who could blow up the cochlear implant used by Netanyahu’s body double ?
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Anonymous 10/24/2026 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.81077 del
Get treatment at the nearest hospital.


Anonymous 10/24/2026 (Sat) 22:33 [Preview] No.81081 del
>>80342
>France just a week ago

This aged all too accurately.


Anonymous 10/30/2026 (Fri) 15:52 [Preview] No.81204 del
It’s truly become tiresome.


Anonymous 11/02/2026 (Mon) 19:12 [Preview] No.81302 del
>>81204
Nothing left to do but watch it all collapse and burn. Prepare yourself for the end times, now inevitable.


Anonymous 11/02/2026 (Mon) 19:16 [Preview] No.81303 del
Dare I say it. Evil won. They are going to enslave humanity, possibly even destroy the planet trying to do so anyway. We were warned over and over and over, year after year, decade after decade, it got worse and we all did nothing, so we gave up and lost. Evil won. Things are going to get so much worse.



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Anonymous 11/02/2026 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No. 81291 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
"I am looking for a webm/reel/video, or whatever format it may be, containing the message about who controls the adult film industry, with a Hava Nagila techno remix in the background.

I haven't been able to find it on Yandex, Google, or DuckDuckGo. No artificial intelligence agreed to give me a result, not even DeepSeek. I am turning to those I know will tell me the truth.


Anonymous 11/02/2026 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.81292 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_jI6iAa-cC0 [Embed]

The clip included Ron Jeremy, Blacked, Evil Angel, and, as a final or intermediate image, Alex from A Clockwork Orange tied up and screaming.

I can literally find CSAM with two words on Google, but nothing that targets the dignity of that nice community."


Anonymous 11/02/2026 (Mon) 12:40 [Preview] No.81293 del
>>81292
OP can probably download that using the yt-dlp command line tool and convert it to a webm, at least that is what I'd do if I wanted it saved in that format.


Anonymous 11/02/2026 (Mon) 16:48 [Preview] No.81297 del
>>81293
Im op, i posted that cause that is the song, but I want the webm/video that I describer before, not only the song.


Anonymous 11/02/2026 (Mon) 19:08 [Preview] No.81301 del
This world is just a simulation controlled by a Computer God tasked with creating horror movies.

People don't make rational choices, they choose what leads to the narrative the Computer God wants to happen.



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Anonymous 07/18/2025 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No. 70460 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Reminder that the newest Revival of Beavis & Butthead is coming out in August 2025!

Beavis and Butt-Head are set for more wild adventures. Comedy Central has renewed “Mike Judge’s Beavis and Butt-Head” for Season 3, which will air on the network in 2025, TheWrap has learned.

After MTV commissioned a full series around the characters, “Beavis and Butt-Head” ran for seven seasons, from March 8, 1993 to Nov. 28, 1997. The series was revived in 2011 with an eighth season airing on MTV, and then revived again in 2022 with the Paramount+ series “Mike Judge’s Beavis and Butt-Head.”

The show’s popularity has spawned various related media, including the theatrical film “Beavis and Butt-Head Do America” in 1996.

The newest version marks the second time “Beavis and Butt-Head” has been brought back to television. After it originally ended in 1997 after seven seasons, MTV revived it for an eighth season in 2011.

https://www.thewrap.com/mike-judge-beavis-and-butt-head-season-3-renewed-comedy-central/
https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/beavis-and-butt-head-renewed-season-3-comedy-central-1236026648/
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Anonymous 11/02/2026 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.81287 del
I hate this ib


Anonymous 11/02/2026 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.81288 del
Cant fucking post cant fucking post cant fucking post


Anonymous 11/02/2026 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.81289 del
Fucking captcha


Anonymous 11/02/2026 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.81290 del
Fucking considering this flood when can i post picturs? Fuck


Anonymous 11/02/2026 (Mon) 12:44 [Preview] No.81294 del
>>81288
>>81289
This captcha is far easier than the gatekeeping deliberate unreadable slop 4chan uses in attempts to try making people dox themselves just to post on that honeypot. See, you posted even though you thought you failed the captcha here. It's just fine as is.



We have to go back..... Anonymous 10/24/2025 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No. 71864 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
who else wishes we could just go back to a time where things made sense, where we didn't have to worry about being broken into by some lowlife nigger scum trash crackhead trying to steal your Hi-fi System to buy his next fix or having to be made to put up with Tranny degeneracy and being tried to be shamed because you don't want a grown ass fucking man in a dress trying to use the girl's bathroom or get into women's spaces and sports.

don't you just wish we could go back to a time where everyone knew their place and didn't step out of their line.
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Anonymous 07/20/2026 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.79243 del
>>79240
Just for a bit of reflection to be on the level here, I'm not saying people didn't have to work hard, absolutely everyone worked hard and had to pay their bills, there were no free handouts back then.... BUT it was still easier to make a living, it was a little less stressful, you didn't have generations of people strapped to massive insolvent student loan debts, you could purchase way more with our currency. It wasn't perfect. There were still problems back then just to be clear.... BUT overall, for the average working stiff, lifestyles were better, things were more affordable, so what workers made a little less of a wage or salary when everything was 200% cheaper overall? That's like me saying I'll hire you for $10 per hour and your monthly expenses are $1,200 versus I'll hire you for $18 per hour and your monthly expenses are $5,800. Do the math and figure out what is more affordable.


Anonymous 10/29/2026 (Thu) 13:11 [Preview] No.81163 del
Food, energy, housing and insurance was cheaper (minus the govt-created energy crisis of the 1970s for a little while) while entertainment, tools, clothing and electronics were far more expensive. It was a bread and butter economy back then. Unlike today which is heavily consolidated, micromanaged, subsidized and dependent on endless debt. The basics to live a decent life are far more expensive today while entertainment and electronics (minus RAM from the govt-subsidized AI boom) are dirt cheap.

In the near future all of it will overpriced until global depopulation occurs and governments made it that way, it is in the plans. Fiat currency was never meant to last forever. It always has been and always will be a giant ponzi scheme for wealth redistribution ie theft from the masses to the 1% tyrannical asses.


Anonymous 10/30/2026 (Fri) 21:46 [Preview] No.81210 del
>>71864
OP you can do this now but you have to look like that dude.

Do you look like that dude? I don't think you do.


Anonymous 11/01/2026 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.81258 del
>>81210
gottem


Anonymous 11/01/2026 (Sun) 20:50 [Preview] No.81269 del
>>81210
There is more to it than just looks. The middle class has been hollowed out. Very few young males today are born into a family of wealth or financial stability. Women are nowhere near as feminine as they used to be. Most good looking women turn into pampered sluts who yearn for the most attractive men who have the most to offer them these days. That equates to 90% of young attractive females looking for 10% of modern men who are tall, handsome and wealthy. You cannot possibly have population growth that way, in fact Western population is in decline today. I find it interesting how most people who are having kids today are not good looking people, rather ugly rednecks with obese 30-something year old wives. This shows us how ass-backwards society is today compared to post-WWII society.



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Anonymous 10/31/2026 (Sat) 17:40 [Preview] No.81252 del
fed honeypot holy shit


Anonymous 10/31/2026 (Sat) 20:54 [Preview] No.81253 del
HONEYPOT KINDA SHIT.



"Session" Messenger App Anonymous 10/31/2026 (Sat) 16:46 [Preview] No. 81250 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 07/12/2026 (Sun) 21:03 [Preview] No. 78980 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The Lunduke Computer Operating System (LCOS) adheres to a core set of ideas:

No Age or ID Verification.
No Online Accounts Needed.
No AI.
No Weird Politics.
No Systemd.
No Forced Rust Clones.
Modern Tech. 90s UI.

LCOS is built on top of Devuan (a high quality fork of Debian, which removes Systemd), and includes carefully selected software to adhere to those core ideals (including the stripped-down Brave Origin as the default web browser).

https://github.com/BryanLunduke/LCOS
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Anonymous 09/16/2026 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.80112 del
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>>80101
>You can't get on an airplane without being frisked down and getting your body scanned in a giant microwave oven.

Just imagine a plane full of these crashing and skidding along the ground, tearing itself apart, resulting in everyone strapped into one of these losing most of their limbs. Imagine the survivors who paid for the actual seats moving through the isles of chunks of the fuselage to a background of small fires and smoke, pieces of debris, burning material, and human flesh everywhere. Imagine them crossing their arms, crying, shaking from the pain and adrenaline. Imagine the survivors walking by rows of these budget seats then realizing they were looking at limbless human torsos. They cry, scream, and vomit at the sight. Human torsos, still strapped into the seats - all dead from the shock and blood loss.

The demise of this third world country is now on full throttle.


Anonymous 09/17/2026 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.80127 del
Right when people start telling the truth the glowing schizo spammer pops on here, like clockwork. Like a 9 to 5 job at the US State Department.


Anonymous 10/10/2026 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.80493 del
Newest version is out now, bump!


Anonymous 10/29/2026 (Thu) 12:33 [Preview] No.81160 del
Open source is now "politically incorrect" because "muh Nazis" use it freely. Can't make this kind of retardation up.


Fuck Niggers Anonymous 10/31/2026 (Sat) 16:39 [Preview] No.81249 del
I FUCKING HAAAAAATE FUCKING NIGGERS, Fuck them, They can go to hell



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Anonymous 10/09/2026 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No. 80459 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The Great Scam is going to be revealed in the next two years. Now just imagine for the last 30 years you were told to go to college, take out a huge student loan and get a higher educational degree, and in turn you would get a lucrative job, pay that debt off over the years and afford a decent living and even start a family. What if that were to be the biggest hoax of the 21st century so far? What if the oligarchy, and by extension the governmental and political classes, now have the technology to REPLACE those promised jobs? What if after 30+ years of a big fat lie, they are ready to fire tons of educated workers and replace them with AI? As it turns out today, higher education was a scam. You are safer in the trade where you have skills to do manual labor, to keep up the infrastructure and keep the data centers running.


Anonymous 10/09/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.80461 del
And the Greatest Scam of them all is these student loan programs are Federal Student Loan Programs which means you cannot file bankruptcy, which means the government will simply garnish your wages like a debt slave the rest of your life. You'd literally be better off either never going to college or if you did, possibly moving to another country as an expat. I feel sorry for the millions who were duped.


Anonymous 10/10/2026 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.80489 del
anyway...


Anonymous 10/30/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.81196 del
It still boggles my mind why anyone is stupid and naive enough to take out predatory student loans today especially with the kind of economic despair that currently exists. It is far more likely you will end up flipping burgers or stocking warehouse inventory in the modern economy than have a cushy desk job with good pay. Those years are long over. Plus once you get into that debt the predatory lenders don't allow students to default or file bankruptcy protections, you are on the hook for that debt plus interest for life. Completely not worth it. When will the youth of this country start thinking for themselves?


Anonymous 10/30/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.81197 del
Another massive problem is they got rid of home ed in high school decades ago. If you learned home ed you would learn how to manage finances and be financially solvent. When they stopped teaching high schoolers home ed they also stopped promoting skilled trade classes, and started pushing all students to go college. Huge propaganda con. Now we have students graduating with no skills, no financial literacy, corrupted common core math, the illiterate never left behind, oh and don't forget to take that massive predatory loan while we systematically destroy your future economy with endless debt and wars goyim!




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