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Invitation to Endchan's Fourth Christmas Special! Anonymous Global volunteer 12/15/2019 (Sun) 10:12:14 [Preview] No. 25158 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Discussion thread:


Anonymous Global volunteer 12/22/2019 (Sun) 18:04:51 [Preview] No.25270 del
List of the videos is added to the thread.

Endchan Movie Corner Anonymous Global volunteer 01/27/2020 (Mon) 20:41:35 [Preview] No.25579 del
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I ask your attention again, as we are planning a "movie night" in two weeks, on February 8-9, but unlike the Christmas Special, it would be only one movie.
Please visit this thread:
The show won't be on the same cytube channel, the exact link will be given later in that same thread.
Read, comment, subscribe.

Thank you.

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Omnichan Anonymous 02/19/2020 (Wed) 14:50:50 [Preview] No. 25687 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 02/20/2020 (Thu) 03:26:16 [Preview] No.25694 del
how else will glownigs secure the existence of their entrapment bucks, and a future for bureaucratic troughs?

Anonymous 02/21/2020 (Fri) 06:33:59 [Preview] No.25706 del
No. No. No.

Enough with the spam and the lies.

You claim she pretty bro?

You claim dat girl above age?

Bro, pheo, yeah you. Don't even try it. ONLY RETARDS care about the spam.

YOU shoooo!

Anonymous 02/22/2020 (Sat) 20:06:25 [Preview] No.25721 del
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How can they keep getting away with this? How can the justify such actions? What sort of society are we living in where people can do this shit and keep going without any repercussions?

And when is it going to end?

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Who tf is this egirl? Anonymous 02/19/2020 (Wed) 04:51:11 [Preview] No. 25682 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
found this on discord
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Anonymous 02/21/2020 (Fri) 09:10:11 [Preview] No.25708 del
We should make our own /intl/ on here.

Anonymous 02/22/2020 (Sat) 09:40:58 [Preview] No.25714 del
Shes the new fashwave leader

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Anonymous 02/22/2020 (Sat) 09:52:03 [Preview] No.25716 del
okay leftist

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Pr0n Site Meta Thread Anonymous 11/09/2019 (Sat) 23:39:44 [Preview] No. 24706 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Meta discussion of porn sites thread.

OP Starter Prompt: Name a fetish or porn style and the best places to find it + why you think so. Vanilla and /d/eviant both encouraged. Hard mode: 3DPD tube sites

Cartoon Dolls - doll-stuffing.booru.org: slow but maintained, pretty decent for such a niche topic.
Furry (general) - e621.net: a masterpiece of autistic tagging, I have yet to find a better example of a booru. has tag synonyms and everything

<inb4 nofap/noporn troll
I respect it (four month nofap get on my level) but moderation is a valid alternative
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Anonymous 12/09/2019 (Mon) 06:54:28 [Preview] No.25071 del
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>"degenerate losers, go out and do something productive"
>t. endchan user

Anonymous 12/09/2019 (Mon) 07:21:50 [Preview] No.25072 del
>you are a bunch of fucking loser coomer cuckholds
if your salary is below $80k (after tax) then you can eat your fucking words. do you even earn a salary?

>porn is cuckholdry
watching a guy fuck a chick? certainly. watching a girl on her own. about as cuck as watching the fox news anchorwoman. except one actually gives you something valuable, and it aint the anchorwoman.

porn is not inherently a bad thing, its sexual release. thats the same reason we put clothes on women while its not snowing. thinking with your dick is what happens when you pent it all up, and some of us dont have a girlfriend/wife who at all times wants sex whenever we do. imagination is a better option but porn in moderation works too.
my fiance told me personally that she would prefer me fapping a few times a week instead of getting super horny and feeling her up constantly. being a horny fuck is bad for your logical mind.

>also, no one likes cartoon porn,
literally false, proof five posts above
>no one makes cartoon porn
literally false, proof five posts above
>cartoon porn sucks worse than any other form of the shit.
literally false:
<no victimization of participants

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Anonymous 02/22/2020 (Sat) 11:15:22 [Preview] No.25717 del
cartoon porn is superior to any other type of porn

lesbian porn is superior to any other type of porn

cartoon lesbianism is the apex of porn, made better by involving things like lesbian sex involving more than two partners, lesbian incest (sister/sister, or selfcest being the best of this), lesbian pedophilia (aka lolis), zoophilia/chlorophilia (aka lezzing with female non-humanoids, real of fictional), tarantophilia (lesbian activity involving humanoid non-human females, such as monsters, robots, etc. and female humans with very unusual traits, such as conjoined twins, albinos, etc.) and also scenarios involving other elements that do not or cannot exist in reality, or that are highly unlikely to occur in reality/rarely occur in reality (science fiction, fantasy, horror, adventure, etc.).

one can improve it by making it in cgi rather than 2d, having high quality and long run, and an interesting concept/setting/story behind the erotica.

Anonymous 02/22/2020 (Sat) 16:51:56 [Preview] No.25718 del
I have an Empornium account.
I also use Pornhub when I can't wait for downloads to finish.
Sankakucomplex used to be good, but these days it's almost impossible to rip the images/videos from there.
I use the porn threads on Kohlchan's /int/ to make me hard when I'm afraid that impotency is imminent.
Using a VPN with different exit servers can give interesting results in major tubesites.
I used to visit myfreecams but I don't have patience for that anymore.
nhentai (banned by the governments of the French Republic and the Federal Republic of Germany, lol) for manga.

Anonymous 02/22/2020 (Sat) 16:59:39 [Preview] No.25719 del
Oh and porn recommendation sites are really missing. Betterfap used to be greatish but it had to close down.

look here Anonymous 02/21/2020 (Fri) 23:21:08 [Preview] No. 25711 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
all i have is my wii browser

i piss in jugs

Anonymous 02/22/2020 (Sat) 02:31:21 [Preview] No.25713 del
i herd wii browser opsec dummy thicc

Real #QAnon Fake Anonymous 02/20/2020 (Thu) 12:18:44 [Preview] No. 25696 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This is another #QAnon Fake...
Look.at this detailed evidence which is damaging for this guys rep as someone with supposedly, inside Intel.
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Anonymous 02/20/2020 (Thu) 17:24:07 [Preview] No.25701 del
can you niggers explain this shit a bit please, i have little knowledge in Q shit and i ain't clickin that shit senpai
some dude on twitter is bad that's all i'm gettin here

Anonymous 02/20/2020 (Thu) 21:37:20 [Preview] No.25703 del
"QAnon" is an individual who allegedly is within a high-level position within the United States government, or perhaps an intergovernmental coalition/joint task-force.

Has made some interesting claims and I believe has succeeded in fostering a greater amount of criticality of the government and current events. Have a suspicion and some evidence to suggest that Qanon is not actually a person but rather an advanced text-generating artificial intelligence fed data that it morphs to defeat stylometric identification and deeper-level identification (But it doesn't actually "think", it just conveys data fed into it).

Anonymous 02/20/2020 (Thu) 22:29:07 [Preview] No.25704 del
q is a red herring made by jim of 8ch to make people believe there's an "insider" leaking info on the orange cheeto king. Shit's fake

Anonymous 02/21/2020 (Fri) 10:27:24 [Preview] No.25709 del
Q was a troll who made natsocs eternally butthurt.

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webm thread Anonymous 09/02/2019 (Mon) 16:35:48 [Preview] No. 22440 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
webm thread
cause somebody INSISTED
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Anonymous 01/28/2020 (Tue) 13:30:07 [Preview] No.25587 del
mix stolen bitcoin

*Change University grades
*Facebook, twitter, IG access
*Email access
*icloud and phone access
* grades change
*Wipe criminal records
*Wipe credit card debt
*MasterCard's/visa cards
*Bank account
*Data base penetration
contact: sabicracker@gmail.com

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Anonymous 01/24/2020 (Fri) 11:54:48 [Preview] No. 25544 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I... Don't know what I want.
I could be anything.
But in the pursuit of ideas, I found that I have yet to become anything.
I do not doubt my ability to succeed, for the adversity which I have faced in the past is evidence of my resilience, but it is not a question of "if", but rather one of "why", for I have often found myself fantasizing over success and change rather than making it so.
A billionaire I once thought was something worth achieving. However, such a life is not one of joy nor contentedness, but rather one of constant fear and chaos, for one who has begun their journey will find that ending it is often quite difficult, if not impossible. Achieving such a state would not be difficult, with the formation of my own corporation based within the United States, started with a generous grant from a likely governmental source, and the sale of my advanced software ideas to various sectors to maximize profits, would likely bring me to such a state in 5-7 years. It isn't what I want. It isn't what anyone wants.
I never did any of this for money. It was never about money in the beginning. It was for fun, to push the boundaries of my mind and experience. To go beyond and do that which none have done before. An abundance of money is that which eliminates adversity, which, in my eyes, is the very exact thing which brings me happiness. Consider me a masochist, if you will.
In the past I did not look to the future, but resided in the present, giving attention to all that existed in that moment. My motivations were not ones of grandeur, but rather ones of groundedness, simplistic and relevant to my situation.

I promise this will be fixed.
For all of you.
For Everyone.
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Anonymous 01/25/2020 (Sat) 23:33:59 [Preview] No.25557 del
did you actually take the time to write all that out?
wow, that's pretty autistic

Anonymous 01/26/2020 (Sun) 02:41:36 [Preview] No.25558 del
>Implying anyone on imageboards as esoteric as this one aren't as autistic as the OP

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>An abundance of money is that which eliminates adversity, which, in my eyes, is the very exact thing which brings me happiness.
deep shit

Anonymous 02/20/2020 (Thu) 15:33:27 [Preview] No.25699 del
This is literally how I feel and think. I have, around two people, I trust as I do myself. Want to be friends? I doubt the rampant insecurity that plagues me with others would be a problem after reading this. It is like you know exactly how I feel. I never thought there could be another, but 8 billion apparently means there was another. I would guess at maybe under five more. I wonder what your upbringing was like to be this similar mentally...

Anonymous 02/18/2020 (Tue) 03:32:49 [Preview] No. 25666 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 02/18/2020 (Tue) 14:10:18 [Preview] No.25671 del
no scawwy thread p-plz ;_;

Anonymous 02/18/2020 (Tue) 19:26:42 [Preview] No.25673 del
satan's a fag

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nooooo satan's the fag. Not me. He's the one into that sort of thing. Why would he be upset?

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