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x Anonymous 07/19/2026 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No. 79200 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 07/17/2026 (Fri) 04:05 [Preview] No. 79106 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Some good news. The UK's draconian surveillance digital ID laws are failing miserably.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=A8seLprk9K8 [Embed]
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Anonymous 07/17/2026 (Fri) 20:34 [Preview] No.79127 del
>>79108
Too much, news media is saturated every single day about death, war, natural disasters, destruction, crime, societal collapse, uprisings and violent anarchy, censorship, government tyranny, terrorism, you can't get away from the bad news unless you are deliberately burying your head into your own ass and refusing to acknowledge it. Sadly so many choose to do so because it has gotten so bad they can't mentally cope with it.


Anonymous 07/17/2026 (Fri) 23:58 [Preview] No.79143 del
It won't work, it will just break up the internet further, making people quite platforms or turning to other tricks to access stuff or evade the surveillance like using burner phones/accounts or using AI to fake facial recognition scanning. The more they push this shit the less people will even bother to socialize online so it will push more people to do shit IRL anyway.


Anonymous 07/19/2026 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.79179 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=GXTlIellMnU [Embed]

Meanwhile android/google


Anonymous 07/19/2026 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.79198 del
They already lost, not even half a year of this digital ID bullshit that no one will put up with, and they already lost. They know it leads to a dead end. Stay stubborn anons.


Anonymous 07/19/2026 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.79199 del
>>79179
I don't use smartphones, never had one never will. Flips rule the say. That, or landline.



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Anonymous 07/19/2026 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No. 79197 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This is completely justifiable, tit for tat proxy war. The US and Europe is helping Ukraine fight Russia, so obviously Russia and China will help Iran fight the US.

You wanted war well you got it.

Duh. Seethe. Cope. No fucks given.



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platforms for creating a collective Anonymous 07/19/2026 (Sun) 09:44 [Preview] No. 79194 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Which websites or platforms are best for finding people who would join or create a collective or movement?


Anonymous 07/19/2026 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.79195 del
4chan, and it is so FAKE and GAY.


Anonymous 07/19/2026 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.79196 del
>>79195
4-chan is a psy op. You cannot even enter it with tor.



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Anonymous 09/10/2022 (Sat) 00:10 [Preview] No. 41119 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
[Posted this to /tv/ but I think that place is dead so here is a /b/ mirror]

Time to list some must-see films I think anons should watch before SHTF.

What counts as a good film for me? Story must be intriguing and get you hooked. Acting must be good, believable and unique. Also, I prefer more realistic movies, but it doesn't have to be if the movie is a top notch classic with a great story and incredible acting.

Go ahead and make your own recommended lists if you like, and if you do, please post the titles and release dates!

Badlands (1973)
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
STONE (1974)
The Day After (1983)
River's Edge (1986)
Absence of Malice (1981)
A Fistful of Dollars (1964)
For A Few Dollars More (1965)
The Boys Next Door (1985)

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Anonymous 06/10/2026 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.78278 del
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I just watched the TV movie mini-series Wake In Fright (2017) based off the old movie from 1971. It was surprisingly very good, very well done.

There are a few differences with this 2017 version, it is much more drug-fueled than solely based on binge drinking unlike the original movie. Not that I wish to spoil anything, but there was an additional story line not covered in the original 1971 movie where one actor gets killed, so the script changes a lot in the second half of this new 2017 version.

Although it was a deviation from the original classic Wake In Fright movie from 1971, the 2017 version was very good, suspenseful, had good acting, no "woke" shit you often see today which was a huge relief, the Australian blokes did a superb job with this modern rendition too.


Anonymous 06/21/2026 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.78453 del
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New York Confidential (1955). A classic film noir. A crime syndicate in New York is run by a gangster who hires a notorious mobster from Chicago to work for him as a body guard and temporary hitman when needed. When the crime syndicate and their corrupt political and corporate associates fail to land a billion dollar contract with the federal government they seek to corner the market by murdering their competition. When things take a wrong turn and fail there are too many who know too much that can bring down the entire crime syndicate. The resulting struggle is a paranoia fueled cover-up that could catch up to them and bring them all down.


Anonymous 07/17/2026 (Fri) 23:51 [Preview] No.79139 del
this aged well, bump


Anonymous 07/19/2026 (Sun) 03:35 [Preview] No.79184 del
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
Obsession (2025)


Anonymous 07/19/2026 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.79193 del
>>79184
>Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
classic movie
>Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
sounds gay



Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 19:39 [Preview] No. 76555 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
just want to die
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Anonymous 06/09/2026 (Tue) 16:31 [Preview] No.78241 del
>>76755
>trying to find one but too ugly for one

Just go to any SEA country Like Thailand and find a hot, thin woman there. There's loads of single women there and they like foreigners for the most part. Doesn't matter how bad you look OP


Anonymous 07/10/2026 (Fri) 22:46 [Preview] No.78918 del
>>78241
I dont want to cuck their men plus im not looking for a hot girl I just want something this life doesnt seem to offer.


Anonymous 07/18/2026 (Sat) 12:43 [Preview] No.79155 del
Just kys


Anonymous 07/19/2026 (Sun) 03:12 [Preview] No.79180 del
same, it gets worse at night


Anonymous 07/19/2026 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.79192 del
>>79180
Really? During the day I keep productive. When it hits 6:00 PM I start drinking and have the best deepest sleep by midnight. The nights I don't drink I don't get a wink of sleep. I'm what's known as a "night time alcoholic", need it to sleep. The nights I do not drink are absolute shit. Maybe try hitting the bottle if you can't sleep.



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Please help, how to craft a gun at home Anonymous 06/12/2026 (Fri) 18:58 [Preview] No. 78337 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hey anons, how to made a simple but good gun at home?
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Anonymous 06/18/2026 (Thu) 02:48 [Preview] No.78418 del
>>78337
'ask' google (wink)


Anonymous 06/18/2026 (Thu) 05:28 [Preview] No.78419 del
Americans think living in a socialist police state is normal, but freedom is not some textbook theory.

There are still some Americans alive today who will tell you that freedom is better.


Anonymous 06/18/2026 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.78420 del
I would tell you to look up 'Professor Parabellum' and people's attempts at the designs but if I remember right it's mostly small submachineguns. It's a series of PDFs for relatively simple improvised guns. I think there's one for a pipe shotgun.


Anonymous 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.79190 del
>>78337
You already have one, its called a cum gun


Anonymous 07/19/2026 (Sun) 09:12 [Preview] No.79191 del
Fug, there are tutorials all over for makeshift weaponry all over p2p networks you just got to know what it is you are looking for. Real internet sometime ;)



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Anonymous 07/17/2026 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No. 79121 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
"He did not know me, and none of those before him, from Adam to Moses and John the Baptizer, knew me or my siblings. They had instruction from [Yaldabaoth's] angels to observe food laws and submit to bitter slavery. They never knew truth…

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KoApny_rmnI [Embed]

[Chorus]
See my lonely life unfold
I see it every day
See my lonely mind explode
When I've gone insane

[Bridge]
I want to get out of here
I want to get out of here
I, I've gotta, I've gotta get out of here
I, I gotta get out of here
I, I gotta get out of here
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Anonymous 07/18/2026 (Sat) 17:52 [Preview] No.79172 del
There is no longer Jew or Greek, there is no longer slave or free man, there is no longer male or female. For all of you are one in Christ Jesus.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EN-Zyf1MGUs [Embed]

Hey, I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery (huh)
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me


Anonymous 07/19/2026 (Sun) 04:35 [Preview] No.79186 del
It was not possible for them to know who the Father of Truth, the Man of the Greatness, is. But they who received the name because of contact with ignorance - which (is) a burning and a vessel - having created it to destroy Adam, whom they had made, in order to cover up those who are theirs in the same way. But they, the archons, those of the place of Yaldabaoth, reveal the realm of the angels, which humanity was seeking in order that they may not know the Man of Truth. For Adam, whom they had formed, appeared to them. And a fearful motion came about throughout their entire dwelling, lest the angels surrounding them rebel. For without those who were offering praise - I did not really die lest their archangel become empty.

All who live on earth will worship the beast. These are all the people since the beginning of the world whose names are not written in the Lamb’s book of life. The Lamb is the One who was killed. - Revelation 13:8


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Anonymous 07/19/2026 (Sun) 04:48 [Preview] No.79189 del
There is no longer Jew or Greek, there is no longer slave or free man, there is no longer male or female. For all of you are one in Christ Jesus. - Galatians 3:28



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Oldfags from 8chan Anonymous 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:01 [Preview] No. 47811 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
any of you guys still around? I wish we had all moved here instead of the dead, worthless webring. That was a total mistake. The Zoomer newfaggots that go on there are so cucked as a generation. The nigger programming is deeply embedded in their brain. It is frustrating to even speak to them or look at their posts.
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Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:00 [Preview] No.77054 del
>>48232
No I don't think you guys did anything remarkable


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:01 [Preview] No.77055 del
>>75150
He did fuck a lot of people over tbh


Anonymous 04/25/2026 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.77121 del
>>47811
People keep talking about 4chan on that /b/ board. TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE


Anonymous 05/21/2026 (Thu) 02:48 [Preview] No.77715 del
I was on 4chan since 04.
Saw the golden era firsthand.
I didn't realize it then, but that decade from 03-13 was the best time of my life.


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Shouldn't die just yet!



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Anonymous 07/01/2026 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No. 78664 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Anyone else going to boycott Grand Theft Auto VI because of the no physical disc issue?

I am a fan of GTA, I have (almost) every single GTA game ever made. All physical copies. However I will not be supporting any game without being provided a physical copy and many are saying the same today. Some people say there will wait for the game to be leaked for emulation on PC. I think in today's age that could very possibly happen in the future.


Anonymous 07/01/2026 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.78665 del
>>78664
Yes but for different reasons. Locking gameplay features (missions, shops and customisation) behind a higher price tag is a scummy way of making the price higher than what people would be willing to pay for an individual game.


Anonymous 07/01/2026 (Wed) 18:50 [Preview] No.78670 del
>Sony deletes movies bought from their consumer base
>Same time announcing everything will become digital and more expensive

Face it, 2014 hit peak consumer-friendly technology and everything being made after that year has pretty much turned into surveillance rip-off garbage with very few exceptions. The whole "cloud" concept was an awful idea and should have never been adopted or accepted by consumers. If we buy something, we deserve to own it. If we own it, we should have full control over it. ALL third party services should be boycotted and same with anything that is forced to connect to the "cloud" to function. This is why I own physical media and physical storage of digital media. What the corporations have done is literally justify piracy for millions of consumers. Why would we buy access to our favorite movies and music when it will simply be taken away sometime in the future!? Fuck that.


Anonymous 07/02/2026 (Thu) 13:38 [Preview] No.78679 del
I'm done with buying new games unless they are physical. I'm going back to emulators and roms. I'm keeping all my physical copies and simply play those games from now on. If corporations want to do this then they get $0 from me anymore. If you want to be retarded and ask me for a digital ID or subscription I'll pass. Nah. Fuck you. I'll keep buying and keeping the old stuff. Thrift shops, antique malls, book stores, farmer markets, yard and garage sales will be getting my business. Goodbye corporate glow niggers. You all glow. You glow oh so very bright, brighter than staring into the sun.


Anonymous 07/19/2026 (Sun) 03:27 [Preview] No.79181 del
>>78664
GTA 6 isn't going to be worth $80 anyways


Anonymous 07/19/2026 (Sun) 03:33 [Preview] No.79183 del
I really don't give a shit about physical disks. I do however think that Rockstar is a shit company and the talent behind the older games isn't around anymore, so I won't be buying it due to that.
And knowing Rockstar, the game will probably be free on the Epic store or whatever that platform is called that kids use to play Fortnite/Etc. after a year just like GTA V, because most of the income will be from GTA VI online. Guarantee it.




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