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virgin retard Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 16:54 [Preview] No. 76659 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Here I have my ringless hand! anyhow how can I make my boyfriend love only me. I'm so rat ugly, and hideous compared to the 10/10 onlyfans angels (not morally) he follows on X. When we saw each other I thought maybe he really was loyal, maybe he does think I'm pretty. But no no one does I'm garbage. He says said he'll marry me but then he's responding to these Twitter whores and he's says to then he marry them immediately when the lady's post is like "what would you do if I called you a good boy when you finished" and a picture of her flawless body. I didn't know he was into that women worshipping thing. But he made me feel so protected and cared for I've realized this last year that I really love him, and I recently saw his Twitter and I have this constant knot in my stomach. He's my hope in this world I'm afraid he'll never come back, I feel lied too also. But I just want to see him again but he probably doesn't love me, or even like me anymore. Even if he takes me in again I can't help but feel he'll be thinking about those beautiful girls who by far surpass me. Even the times we where together I think he thought I was ugly but didn't want to be mean, I wish he would tell the truth. I just want to be his, only his fully and truly. I don't deserve him or anyone maybe if he won't love me I can be raped and murdered cause then at least I'll be making someone happy. I only caused him trouble but I just want to see him again so bad. (we have not been able to see each other due to aoc laws ._.)
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Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 19:53 [Preview] No.76674 del
>>76673
it is the desire to be loved that ruined you. it is what traps you in childhood. you want to marry someone and that someone is supposed to be your parent and provide for you while you... sit on the couch, make oooooh and awwwwww while you stare at your phone and become fatter and uglier and cause problems for other people for fun.

what man would sign up for that.


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 01:13 [Preview] No.76681 del
>>76659
Post apic feget


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.76700 del
>>76681

nobody wants to adopt a grownup child? you don't say!


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.76711 del
>>76674
I'm not gonna be sitting on a couch being a fat whore, that's what normie relationships are like.i'll be obedient to my husband and he can use me whenever as his vessel.i dunno what your on about. also women are children


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>>76711
>I'm not gonna be sitting on a couch being a fat whore, that's what normie relationships are like.
but you are a normie, you mean you gonna stop being a normie once you succeeded in luring someone into the unromantic bureaucratic governemnt-approved relationship contract?

>i'll be obedient to my husband and he can use me whenever as his vessel.
>please i do anything, i'll be your slave!

the only men who'd want this are simpletons without morals: puppets, soldiers, law enforcers... everyone else agrees that slavery is the worst and that consent is the only acceptable basis for human interaction.



manifesting Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No. 76275 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
do you have a good system not to be overwhelmed by all the stuff you try to do? would love to have serious discussion on time management in case anyone is interested. maybe i am not the only one feeling strange for wasting the limited time of this short life. i actually found stuff that helped me but more on that later itt!

i tried to do without for a long time and did not get done all that much. wasted a lot of time on video games, though it was not a complete waste. i noticed the same complications over and over again when i try to make better use of my time. here is a list of them:

>mood
sometimes i make plans to do something the next day but then i get molested or stalked or attacked in some way or someone paints graffiti on my car and i am just depressed and i assumed i wasn't going to be but and then i feel like i can't continue

>various amount of energy
some days i feel strong, other days i feel weak

>unrealistic idea of time
sometimes i look at what i want to do and it is so much that i lose hope or get intimidated and believe it is impossible, then at other times i am in a flow state i have unlimited energy and can do anything

>forgetting
some times i realize that i had just forgotten to do something i wanted to do

>sheer volume of things

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Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 17:58 [Preview] No.76594 del
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this did happen to me during my first playthrough of re4. i hoarded and cursed that i had to leave weapons behind but then i always had tons of grenades i hardly used and ended the game with tons of pimped out guns i barely ever used. i could not even enjoy the jetski ride because i was busy regretting not being more wreckless.

i conserved all the fun out of the game with my famine thinking.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 17:05 [Preview] No.76660 del
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currently experimenting with tiny index cards. they are small and cute, a8 size. i was lucky and found an old plastic box (intended to hold a package of cigarettes) with the head of a tiger on it and it is also striped in tiger colours. it has a very satisfying opening mechanism. anyways beeshes the cards fit inside the little tiger case together with a tiny pen, well is not a pen exactly, it is the replacable ink-tip meant to refill an exhausted pen so i have pen and cards contained in the tiny cigarette-packages sized box.

the intention behind this little box is to maintain a small set of cards where i only keep a handful of important things i don't want to forget. the few things i am currently doing with the highest priority. the few most important things i would ideally not let anything get in between.

who knows, maybe this will help me not do everything but the most important things. currently tired of how i make these special to do lists (i have not yet explained ITT) and manage this long box of cards and it feels like an office job maintaining my lists and cards and trying to construct days based on them feels like an old-timey occupation. i have done it this organized long enough so i am pretty good at making the best of my day and it became trivial and feels like mindless busywork. i want it to feel more intuitive and effortless for a while.


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.76701 del
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tried to find a picture that shows how small these a8 cards are.

a3 is gigantic already. i've seen a big printer once that can print it. i have one big a3 clipboard and a bit of a3 white paper that i use to make gigantic overviews/flowcharts when i am dealing with something complicated or overwhelming. also i draw maps of countries i want to visit on a3 paper.

a4 is the default document size. that's what my old black and white laser printer was built for. i used to use this for all my time management but i noticed a lot of the page remains empty and i don't end up doing that much. after having used smaller sizes it just feels too unwieldy and currently i don't really use the size for anything.

a5 is about the size of a small regular book you put in your backpack. i buy a5 paper and use a5 for writing to do lists because i noticed i live in poverty and wherever i sit, the tables are small and the tables at my home are either tiny or full with stuff so a5 makes everything easier.

a6 i might use this when i build a piece of furniture and need a small canvas to make sketches and hold measurements.

a7 this is the regular small index card i have been using a lot lately. this feels like a good size to develop an idea over time and have a bit of space for updates

a8 this is the tiny index card size i only bought a few days ago for the first time and put them in the tiger cigarette case. that's just big enough to fit a headline and a sentence of text or two.


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.76707 del
>>76594
That's because human instinct was adapted to survive, not thrive. Before the days of the industrial revolution and free market capitalism humans were forced to ration everything and live within their means to survive long-term, stocking up on basic essentials was how you survived long winters or periodic famines. The Great Depression reinforced that way of thinking over the years again. Our brains are literally wired to salvage, stock up on goods, ration basic essentials, prepare for harsh winters, etc. Think of this as a good thing honestly, you still have the ability to survive in the real world. People who no longer have that instinct will die in real world crisis.


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 18:41 [Preview] No.76713 del
>>76707

while i don't disagree with anything you say there are disadvantages to living in survival mode. like considering yourself a survival machine when the human conciousness allows for humans to be much more. there are vast treasures hidden within the human organism and when someone takes the survival aspect of human life so serious as to never even look inside because all the time is taken up by gathering and storing potentially valuable and being worried, those treasures are never found.

when shit doesn't hit the fan or only slightly hits the fan, then it would have been better not to prepare so hard and instead live a litte.



Hazel AI
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Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.76519 del
>>76464
Yah, so about that reliance on Big Tech AI. That is not such a great idea being so reliant on a ponzi business model that is losing tons of revenue because of the amount of energy consumption LLMs use up, all which costs A LOT of money and is which is dependent on dirt cheap abundant energy. Especially today with the Israel vs Iran Middle East wars & crisis making fuel prices skyrocket. These Big Tech AI firms are not making any money using up so much costly energy allowing anyone to use it at their own expense anymore. It is a massive market bubble that is currently going BANKRUPT.

Here is some good news for you. The future for AI is NOT Big Tech or big data centers (half of which have been stalled for years or canceled outright!) The future is local open-source AI that individuals run on their own power PCs. There are already open-source alternative LLMs, like Deep Seek, Qwen, Brighteon, Kimi, Jan, Ollama et al. Although power PCs are very expensive, you need at least 64GB of RAM and a high powered CPU to run local LLMs which can cost up to $5,000 per computer. Plus the energy bill costs of running these locally.


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.76542 del
>>76464
>>76519
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VcyeiXtPF34 [Embed]


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Otk twitch & kick gossip Anonymous 03/07/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No. 75321 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Shalom and gm and Emiru is guilty
Previous: >>72879
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Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.76702 del
>>76663
Oh I know & seen...
(but) Many YouTubers haven't, especially the double standards simps.
Many simp comments and simp YT channel vids on the current situation about the 16 year old she fucked....


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.76703 del
why the fuck would people care about this attention whore, do they not have their own life?


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.76708 del
>>76703
why the fuck are you in this thread, do you not have your own life?


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.76709 del
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she would call people faggots and had a miscarriage with the fat 60 year old dude lmao

mods wiped the post and banned the poster


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.76710 del
can we get back to actual leaks



Privacy Search Engines Anonymous 09/08/2025 (Mon) 19:45 [Preview] No. 71079 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Big search engines like Google track your activity and sell your data for ads — which is why a lot of us don’t search freely anymore. I’ll share a few alternatives I’ve found, and would love to hear what others are using too!

DuckDuckGo: Best for untracked searching
Startpage: Best for unprofiled browsing
MyAllSearch: Clean interface and an emphasis on user privacy.
Qwant: GDPR-protected searching
Startpage: Combines the top results of multiple engines, primarily Gigablast and Yandex.
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Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.74155 del
>>72794
Americans no longer have a say, the government does whatever it wants and so do the crooked politicians, there is a two-tier 'justice' system now.


Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.74156 del
test123


Anonymous 01/21/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.74185 del
The youth aren't even using search engines anymore because they are too lazy to do their own research, they rely more and more on whatever AI tells them without having to think for themselves. The world is doomed.


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.76705 del
>>74185
The youth are screwed sadly, depopulation is coming soon, ready or not. If you are not at least 40 years of age today you are completely fucked, will never be able to retire, raise a family, own your own home and you will live the rest of your entire life in a completely dystopiac third world shithole.


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.76706 del
Food prices go up ~30% next year. Get ready.



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https://ok.ru/video

ok.ru is pretty OK!

I can find a lot of older classic American shows & movies there.
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Anonymous 02/15/2026 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.74676 del
>>74617
>Where do you people keep coming from?

From far easier, saner and safer days anon. Unless you at the very least middle aged you have no clue.


Anonymous 03/07/2026 (Sat) 18:44 [Preview] No.75379 del
>>74676
Ok ok. Just use the Russian website and reminisce about the old times I guess.

You look like one of the few non spammers in this board that flood this board with cringe every day, so imma take what I said back about u. U cool.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.76647 del
>>75379
Youtube has been posting some oldies recently too now, so I think they are willing to start competing which is cool.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 17:07 [Preview] No.76661 del
Yes and VK. But VK recently hid everything but if you search on Yandex add site:vk.com to the search you can usually find shows and movie easily


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.76704 del
>>76661
Torrents and p2p are the way to go if you wish to find and download just about anything. Linux has some nice open-source rippers for Youtube and other content sites. I was using a media ripper for OK.ru too.



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fuck paedos Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No. 76364 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
bump this thread whenever cp is the first post here.
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Anonymous 04/07/2026 (Tue) 17:56 [Preview] No.76492 del
time to bump


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.76516 del
bump, another government employee has made a thead...


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.76693 del
bumpy bump


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 02:53 [Preview] No.76695 del
Yeah shits worse than ever
I’ve seen posts almost up for 24h


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.76696 del
yeah it suck



Emily the Pawg Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 00:26 [Preview] No. 76677 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Save and share her around! Make this goonbaiting slut famous please!


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Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 00:33 [Preview] No.76679 del
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ANY RICHFAG LURKING IM FUCKED I NEED 500 OR IM GONNA BE FUCKED PLEASEEEEE

BTC

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Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 18:30 [Preview] No.76668 del
>>76666
NOT A NIGGER


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 18:43 [Preview] No.76669 del
PLEASE BUMP


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 19:14 [Preview] No.76671 del
BUMP. PLEASE


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 21:25 [Preview] No.76675 del
bumperinno


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 23:48 [Preview] No.76676 del
Bump..



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drones choose to offer nothing but money, but then complain about women being gold diggers.
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Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 20:56 [Preview] No.76235 del
>>76184
>just get a labiaplasty and eye narrowing surgery, foid


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 22:42 [Preview] No.76240 del
It's OK really, even rich funny middle aged celebs like Chris Farley had to pay prostitutes to fuck hot women. When a woman finds out she is hot stuff that typically comes with a high price to pay.


Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.76254 del
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>>76235

yeah you don't understand anything, you think some millionaire can cut the uglyness out of your face if you can just come up with enough money to pay for a face re-arrangement.

that's like saying "no it is no problem for me to be fat because i ride around on a fork lift and the fork lift carries my weight so it is ok"

troll physics but with female anatomy, that's you. females are dumb because their life is so easy.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.76652 del
>>76254
>you think some millionaire can cut the uglyness out of your face
no, that's my fucking point, i can't change the fact that i'm ugly
>takes mocking seriously
>calls females dumb
your worst problem is not being able to fuck syndey sweeney. drones do not have problems.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.76658 del
>>76652
>no, that's my fucking point, i can't change the fact that i'm ugly

the millionaire plastic surgeon can't change it, you can't change it BUT you could change it if you were smart and lived your life intelligently. while you believe you were unlucky and was dealt a bad hand in life and that there is nothing you can do about it, there may have been quite a lot you could have done about it and potentially still can. the problem is that you are dumb and most likely will not be able to tend to your garden so even though nobody and nothing is stopping you, you still can only count to potato and have not bothered to understand to live a good live which will naturally turn you more beautiful slowly. you failed to learn how to make yourself bloom and now you don't.

>your worst problem is not being able to fuck syndey sweeney. drones do not have problems.
no my worst problem is that i understood so late that i am not living in a democracy but in a complicated rape-theater-nightmare-prison and i have all these hopes and dreams that aren't really possible in a rape-prison. but don't make your corrupted little head hurt, you are busy being a butterfly who you don't even know you have wings and could leave the cocoon if you stopped eating cheese for a second and spread your wings.