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Eighty83three girls Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No. 76930 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
the girls in the Eighty83three I'd really really love to know which ones from the crew ended up doing actual porn especially Belle she was and still is the main one fawned over the most and hoped and preyed the most for doing something more than just underwear photoshoots in the distant future back when I first came across them all those years ago.

also found this little beauty:
https://bunkr.cr/a/xJjGHPfW


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.76932 del
imagine these hot asian babes taking turns sitting on your face and giving you footjobs all day long


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 18:36 [Preview] No.76941 del
>>76930
>the girls in the Eighty83three

wow those are generic and npc-esque!

that's what you spend your precious time with baby? watching some boring girls pretend to have a life in front of the camera?


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 22:53 [Preview] No.76947 del
>>76941
Who cares about their social profiles? Hopefully someone will just post their nudes here for us to look at hehehe.



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The bdsm / kink community is so draining. Just very lame normies. No one actually into things, it's literally like facebook braindead bs.



e-ink reading Anonymous 03/30/2026 (Mon) 17:02 [Preview] No. 76109 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
anyone here who is reading?

i finally got around to get a 12 year old ebook reader (for the unbelievable low price of 35€) and it is amazing and life-affirming to me. i had no idea how nice this is and i feel like an idiot for not having found this sooner so i thought i might share the excitement.

the main reason i got this is because with this i can read in direct sunlight comfortably and i am happy to report that this plan has worked out as expected. i can't do that with a phone or laptop because i would have to crank up the brightness all the way which drains the battery quickly and overheat the device, which is already getting hot just from being in the sun.

great little device, i blown away how beautiful the letters look like in the sunlight. this is like a computer made for being used in the sun and i hope this technology keeps improving though seems like progress on it is slow.

i thought the small 6 inch size of the display would be too small but turns out it isn't because there is this wonderful file format called epub that can have the text automatically fit on any size with any desired font-type and font-size. a pleasant surprise among all the technological enshittification!
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Anonymous 04/01/2026 (Wed) 19:06 [Preview] No.76181 del
>>76169
>I still use a flip phone, no internet service, just call and texting.

i'd never trust the centralized telephone technology. i guess you don't mind there being a folder with all the phonecalls you ever made as mp3 files and all the text you ever written as txt files in case the owners wanna take a closer look at what you did at a certain time.

so you have a phone where you can't use offline maps on and can't quickly search whether a store is still open but some asshole who has your number can call you and talk to you or write you advertisement messages.

like a phone that intentionally doesn't have the good parts and only the bad parts. seems stupid to me. i rather have a phone that can't be used to make phone calls and doesn't accept messages where i can easily display all the stores in a place i have never been while listening to music or audiobooks.

unless you carry a cassette player or a minidisc player that's pretty lame.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 02:35 [Preview] No.76408 del
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>>76109
I'm probably going to buy a cheap one soon to try it out OP.

My eyes are a lil sensitive so I'm going to see if they can work with me.


Anonymous 04/07/2026 (Tue) 20:30 [Preview] No.76495 del
>>76408
>I'm probably going to buy a cheap one soon to try it out OP.

30€ for a used one! it does remind me most of actual ink on paper. it is so nice to read in the sun.

i'm reading a book about how healing sunlight is currently. dudeman goes into detail about what kind of wavelengths sunlight has and i feel like a fool because i never ever considered this.

i love the combination of ereader + laptop. when i don't understand a concept, i can read about it in the browser and ask stupid questions and look at pictures of the spectrum of waves. the other day i was reading in another book about the protagonist using a certain kind of mountain railway in swizzerland and i just searched for the place in youtube and found a video of someone taking a trip on the mountain railway and that way i can turn interesting passages into pictures and videos if i feel like it 😎

>My eyes are a lil sensitive so I'm going to see if they can work with me.

you can turn up the font size and use whatever font you like. i like to make it a lil bit bigger and then use the open dyslexic font. maybe you can find a combination of size and font that looks particularly nice to you.


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this one


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 20:37 [Preview] No.76945 del
i dunno i am still excited about this little device because i can finally read with this. i have not been able to do it for years. i'm reading about an hour or two every day.

with reading i don't have this empty disappointing feeling that internet videos give me, i have been increasingly unhappy with just watching youtube videos, i don't like how videos grab too much attention. when i read something, i can keep some of the attention to myself, i don't hyperfocus on details and i like how i can read slower or faster or stop without having to push buttons. also i noticed that this is beneficial for my sense of fantasy, my imagination is turning these boring looking words into worlds that are interesting to be in. i don't think i ever reached this level into reading. reading has always been forced upon me by the evil german education system.

i keep looking for books, i had so many books saved and now i bother to rename them and put them in little folders based on filetype. when my father asks me what is new i keep talking about how exciting reading is to me 🤣



Hazel AI
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sage Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:04 [Preview] No.76829 del
>>76733
>Same person posts these on 7chan and chanmx.

So this samefagging idiot >>76816 spams illegal content in those chans too?


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Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 22:22 [Preview] No.76848 del
>>76829
He is definitely obsessed with this Hazel and another girl. Just keeps threads about them alive for months or starts new ones if they get pruned.



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Trannnies seriously be like, "No no! My amorphous, malleable, self-described "neuro-atypical" abstract mental model couldn't be confused. It is the hard physical evidence that is wrong!"

"Now bring me my stimmies!"


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 16:20 [Preview] No.76882 del
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>>76840

based 40 get


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 19:11 [Preview] No.76943 del
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>>76840

i don't know what to tell you buddy but trans people are the only real people. enjoy your jew organs tho.



virgin retard Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 16:54 [Preview] No. 76659 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Here I have my ringless hand! anyhow how can I make my boyfriend love only me. I'm so rat ugly, and hideous compared to the 10/10 onlyfans angels (not morally) he follows on X. When we saw each other I thought maybe he really was loyal, maybe he does think I'm pretty. But no no one does I'm garbage. He says said he'll marry me but then he's responding to these Twitter whores and he's says to then he marry them immediately when the lady's post is like "what would you do if I called you a good boy when you finished" and a picture of her flawless body. I didn't know he was into that women worshipping thing. But he made me feel so protected and cared for I've realized this last year that I really love him, and I recently saw his Twitter and I have this constant knot in my stomach. He's my hope in this world I'm afraid he'll never come back, I feel lied too also. But I just want to see him again but he probably doesn't love me, or even like me anymore. Even if he takes me in again I can't help but feel he'll be thinking about those beautiful girls who by far surpass me. Even the times we where together I think he thought I was ugly but didn't want to be mean, I wish he would tell the truth. I just want to be his, only his fully and truly. I don't deserve him or anyone maybe if he won't love me I can be raped and murdered cause then at least I'll be making someone happy. I only caused him trouble but I just want to see him again so bad. (we have not been able to see each other due to aoc laws ._.)
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Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 20:24 [Preview] No.76797 del
>>76796 she was fine tho


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.76803 del
>>76659
tits or gtfo


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 23:55 [Preview] No.76808 del
Is this yunners?


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.76935 del
how is he your "boyfriend" if you dont fuck him? but anyway, males only want whores.
>>76715
>how could becky lie to me?
males will do anything but settle for their looksmatch
all males are simpletons without morals


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 18:55 [Preview] No.76942 del
>>76935
>all males are simpletons without morals

yeah you say that but then when you see one that isn't, you lose your shit, literally melt, instantly turn cringe and have your spirit crushed when he doesn't even consider you worth looking at because of how disappointingly unremarkable you are.

you don't even believe someone could be excited for you, you are saying someone should 'settle' for you. i guess that does sound better then adopt you and be your male nurse, which is what you are really after.



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drones choose to offer nothing but money, but then complain about women being gold diggers.
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Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.76254 del
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>>76235

yeah you don't understand anything, you think some millionaire can cut the uglyness out of your face if you can just come up with enough money to pay for a face re-arrangement.

that's like saying "no it is no problem for me to be fat because i ride around on a fork lift and the fork lift carries my weight so it is ok"

troll physics but with female anatomy, that's you. females are dumb because their life is so easy.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.76652 del
>>76254
>you think some millionaire can cut the uglyness out of your face
no, that's my fucking point, i can't change the fact that i'm ugly
>takes mocking seriously
>calls females dumb
your worst problem is not being able to fuck syndey sweeney. drones do not have problems.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.76658 del
>>76652
>no, that's my fucking point, i can't change the fact that i'm ugly

the millionaire plastic surgeon can't change it, you can't change it BUT you could change it if you were smart and lived your life intelligently. while you believe you were unlucky and was dealt a bad hand in life and that there is nothing you can do about it, there may have been quite a lot you could have done about it and potentially still can. the problem is that you are dumb and most likely will not be able to tend to your garden so even though nobody and nothing is stopping you, you still can only count to potato and have not bothered to understand to live a good live which will naturally turn you more beautiful slowly. you failed to learn how to make yourself bloom and now you don't.

>your worst problem is not being able to fuck syndey sweeney. drones do not have problems.
no my worst problem is that i understood so late that i am not living in a democracy but in a complicated rape-theater-nightmare-prison and i have all these hopes and dreams that aren't really possible in a rape-prison. but don't make your corrupted little head hurt, you are busy being a butterfly who you don't even know you have wings and could leave the cocoon if you stopped eating cheese for a second and spread your wings.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.76936 del
>>76658
>you could change it if you were smart and lived your life intelligently
how do you expect me to change the distance between my eyes? how am i supposed to get a pornstar pussy without losing my virginity? how am i supposed to heal my scars?


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 18:34 [Preview] No.76940 del
>>76936

how do you expect me to change the distance between my eyes?

despite what the labcoats repeat, symmetry isn't beauty. i've met plenty of symmetrical faces that were boring and ugly. your face doesn't need to meet certain shape requirements for beauty to occur, beauty is an attitude that ends up manifesting physically. the attitude is difficult to hold for people who just life life unconsciously by imitating the people around without thinking or just defaulting to what is normal.

>how am i supposed to get a pornstar pussy without losing my virginity?

there is herbal stuff you can do to your pussy. like douche with herbal tea which has a variety of benefits that i already forgot about. it is a herbal formula invented by some relative of the person who came up with the papsmear and an herbalist. look up "heal all tea", i drink this stuff, doesn't taste that good, but it was invented to keep the pussy healthy.

there is other plants that herbalists says make the pussy tight, i have not looked into it too much but i am sure amazing things are possible once you realize plants are your friends.

>how am i supposed to heal my scars?
without knowing anything about it i would buy aloe vera leaves and they last a long time, cut off a small piece and rub the gel that is inside the leaf on the scar. what does it do, does it hurt? does it ooze garbage juice? is it burning? or is it simply not looking nice because you still consider yourself an object mostly?

the most important thing you can do to improve every aspect of your life is diet and exercise. you handle your health. don't be like a christmas tree decoration and wait for a man to save your life to make you all better, nobody is coming. you do your own saving.



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juicefasting Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 19:28 [Preview] No. 76756 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
tldr regeneration

anyone wants to hear about juice fasting? for many years i have been banned for talking about it on various imageboards, only in recent years it has somewhat relaxed.

today has been the first day of what likely is going to be a 40 day juice fast for me. don't confuse this with what most religious people call fasting, those bitches consider it fasting when they only eat in the evening. that's very weak, the religious people are very pampered weak consumers, the kind of people who choose to use the elevator when stairs are available. there are only a few of the strictest religious fanatics who do really hard fasting respectably; stair users.

for me this means i don't eat, i don't drink, all i consume is the fresh juice of fruits. i buy the fruit, wash them, prepare them and then i throw them in the slow juicer. i make the juice fresh. fresh living juice, not this pasteurized dead bullshit from the store. pic related, it is the juicer that i use. it is exceptionally easy to clean, not like the juicers that i started with many years ago.

the reason i am doing this is because juice fasting is the sweet spot for when it comes to self-healing. it is almost as healing as regular fasting with almost none of the discomfort or feeling of low energy. when enough juice is drunk in a day, even weightloss can be prevented. the goal by which i measure the juice fast a success is if i succeed in completely shitting myself empty.

i am already living very healthy so i expect it will not take 40 days but according to legend (which i have reason to believe is valid after years of doing my own experimentation) when the average person does what i do, DESPITE NOT ADDING ANY SOLIDS, SOLIDS WILL CONTINUE TO COME OUT FOR 40 DAYS. the bowel of the average person is so "caked" with undigested matter that the intended function of absorption barely works. almost everyone eats wrong, almost everyone is glued up, i intend to be one of the few who is not glued.

i am willing to answer your questions if you have any.
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Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.76920 del
day6

i just peed into an old peanutbutter glass. the reason i do this is to see how good my kidneys function in filtering out toxins because those can be seen in the pee. ideally pea is not a clear liquid but more like a snowglobe, you can see particles in in it floating, if your kidneys function that is. in most people they don't function and one of the big reasons i am doing the fast is strengthen my kidneys.

so i am peeing in a glass, hoping to see particles floating in it. today i am seeing particles, which tells me that what i am doing is working. don't ask a medical doctor to weigh in on this though, the medical doctor doesn't understand detoxification, calls you a quack and insists that this is a sign of "infection" for the same reason the doctor insisted that the covid vaccine is safe and effective. not because he knows but because his superiors threatened him to repeat it or else.

attached is a picture of very impressive kidney filtration. mine wasn't that impressive but since i have been doing this for so many years, i argue that there might not be enough toxins in me to even reach such high levels. i'm already pretty clean so maybe there isn't that much to cleanup inside me. could be, who knows.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.76929 del
>>76920
If you want to detox dissolve a teaspoon of sodium bicarbonate into a 16oz glass of water, make sure it is fully diluted into the water and chug it down. This will reduce organ inflammation of the liver and kidneys and reduce acidity inside your body. Just a heads up, if you are doing this for the first time ever you might want to be near a bathroom, as this can often flush out crap from your body too.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 17:34 [Preview] No.76937 del
>>76929
>a teaspoon of sodium bicarbonate into a 16oz glass of water

i've used bicarbonate before to neutralize my mouth after very acidic juices like lemon juice and i have heard about your approach (i think it was somebody doing a shortvideo, possibly tiktok, about the topic) but i have never given it a try or looked into it deeper. what i remember is the claims of some people it helped them with cancer but i can't remember more details.

i'm more drawn to the herbal detoxes, i've only eaten fruit for ~80 days and then continuation of raw vegan salads with nuts for like 40 more days while taking herbal extracts (drops and capsules) the whole time.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 17:42 [Preview] No.76938 del
i'm actually cheating now. it is still the evening of day 6 and i have made a soup from
>instant vegetable stock
>herbs and spices
>onion (which i poured the boiling water over so it is not even raw anymore)
>fresh pressed garlic
>an entire bunch of cilantro

originally i wanted to juice the cilantro but today i had this moment when i was walking in the park where just these wild herbs smelled so delicious to me. i felt drawn to them, they called me, i almost bit into them. just a random meadow in the park with wild grasses and they smelled so garlicy and delicious to me.

i purposefully wanted to take it more easy this time after doing all the hardcore juice fasting and leave space for little hunches and cravings like that this time.

what does consitute cheating is that i am eating cooked food (well semi-cooked): the onion. but even though it is a mild onion, currently i am so sensitive that the onion and garlic raw would have been too much. this will also be the first time since completely swearing of cooked food (which i did about a month before i started the fast) that i have eaten something cooked. yes this will slow down my progress but already feel like i am 90% empty. my last two poops were only like 15% and today only 5% or a full sized poop.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 18:16 [Preview] No.76939 del
>>76938
ate a few spoons of the cilantro and onion but it was too strong and spicy. drank most of the liquid but i just threw away like 80% of the "soup". wasn't good 🤣

if i would have been further along in the fast and not in the first few days in warmup phase, eating something on a stommach this empty is considered dangerous but the danger depends heavily on what is eaten. soup is not that dangerous. apparently some dude died after eating cooked potato to break a fast. well potato is starch, starch is glue. as far as i know the best way to break a fast is with fruit. banana smoothie, this is how i usually do it.



Ruby McLaughlin Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No. 76922 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
knew of this chick years back when she was around 15 she was dating and having regular sex with one of her mum's hippy friends who was in his late 50's at the time and when she turned 18 the dude started secretly filming it and posting it all on xhamster till the great porn purge of 2020 there was a huge collection of them on there.

and would love it more than anything if someone here could help me find all of them again


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.76925 del
This is why you really should be archiving whatever the hell it is you enjoy and like onto offline storage and having MULTIPLE offline backups of everything you need and want. The internet WILL NOT be around forever. Gems get taken offline all the time. Someday places like archive.org will be too. Do not take the internet for granted, grab shit up and back shit up, anything you enjoy, old tv shows, movies, music, music videos, ebooks, youtube videos, porn, memes, roms and emulators, whatever. 16TB drives cost around $350 but are well worth it and can store pretty much anything you need, have at least two physical copied drives at all times.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.76927 del
>>76925
erm you can't download videos off of xhamster back then it was only recently that you could, though only if you are paying for a subscription


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No.76931 del
>>76927
I don't know about that honestly, are there not online rippers for almost anything if you take the time to seek them out?


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 13:21 [Preview] No.76934 del
>>76931
>are there not online rippers for almost anything if you take the time to seek them out?
I'm not entirely sure on that one