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Volleyball Star Anonymous 04/22/2026 (Wed) 19:56 [Preview] No. 77017 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Some AI image work



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Anonymous 04/22/2026 (Wed) 19:18 [Preview] No.77016 del
At least post it onion if you wanna fish you stupid glownigger faggot



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groups in telegram or discord for preparing to attacks and tips for killers Anonymous 04/22/2026 (Wed) 18:10 [Preview] No. 77011 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
i want som groups in telegram or discoed dedicated to planning to attacks and tips and bomb making and more like that


Anonymous 04/22/2026 (Wed) 18:30 [Preview] No.77013 del
you are 8 years old
focus on picking the best crayon to eat


Anonymous 04/22/2026 (Wed) 19:17 [Preview] No.77015 del
Start by killing yourself



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U.S. "Doomsday" Plane, Sending Emergency Action Messages Past 24 Hours Anonymous 04/22/2026 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No. 77006 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
U.S. "Doomsday" Plane, Sending Emergency Action Messages Past 24 Hours

In the last 24 hours, the U.S. military blasted out nearly 100 Emergency Action Messages (EAM's) on its High-Frequency Global Communications System (HFGCS). These are the encrypted orders sent to nuclear submarines, strategic bombers, and missile launch crews. On a normal day, you get about 10. Let that sink in.
An E-6B Mercury "doomsday plane" is STILL flying over the Atlantic Ocean right now. It is dropping one Emergency Action Message every 30 minutes. Officials said it may continue ALL NIGHT. The E-6B is the exact plane built to command the nuclear triad AFTER the White House is destroyed. The Pentagon has issued ZERO public statement.
The HFGCS network is how Offutt Air Force Base talks to every nuclear-capable platform on Earth. EAMs relay National Command Authority directives — including LAUNCH ORDERS. Do you understand the scale of what's happening? A normal elevated day is 30-60 EAMs. They just ran NEARLY 100 in 24 HOURS. The last time EAM traffic spiked this hard was during active Iran-Israel reciprocal strikes in June 2025.
The E-6B has not been routinely deployed over the Atlantic — it is TYPICALLY a domestic strategic signal aircraft. They're showing you "routine exercises." They're NOT showing you or even telling you that the plane they launch for nuclear war is over the Atlantic RIGHT NOW dropping coded orders every 30 minutes.
Here's the logic — follow it carefully:
→ EAM traffic surges 10x above normal
→ Doomsday plane goes airborne over an ocean
→ Pentagon refuses to comment
→ Media stays completely silent
→ You find out from a post, not a press briefing
If this was routine, why are they running it at 100 messages per 24 hours?
If this was a drill, why is it still running as you read this? Complete silence. This is not a training exercise. This is nuclear posture signaling at a scale the public has never been briefed on.
https://halturnerradioshow.com/index.php/component/content/article/u-s-doomsday-plane-sending-emergency-action-messages-past-24-hours?catid=17&Itemid=101



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juicefasting Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 19:28 [Preview] No. 76756 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
tldr regeneration

anyone wants to hear about juice fasting? for many years i have been banned for talking about it on various imageboards, only in recent years it has somewhat relaxed.

today has been the first day of what likely is going to be a 40 day juice fast for me. don't confuse this with what most religious people call fasting, those bitches consider it fasting when they only eat in the evening. that's very weak, the religious people are very pampered weak consumers, the kind of people who choose to use the elevator when stairs are available. there are only a few of the strictest religious fanatics who do really hard fasting respectably; stair users.

for me this means i don't eat, i don't drink, all i consume is the fresh juice of fruits. i buy the fruit, wash them, prepare them and then i throw them in the slow juicer. i make the juice fresh. fresh living juice, not this pasteurized dead bullshit from the store. pic related, it is the juicer that i use. it is exceptionally easy to clean, not like the juicers that i started with many years ago.

the reason i am doing this is because juice fasting is the sweet spot for when it comes to self-healing. it is almost as healing as regular fasting with almost none of the discomfort or feeling of low energy. when enough juice is drunk in a day, even weightloss can be prevented. the goal by which i measure the juice fast a success is if i succeed in completely shitting myself empty.

i am already living very healthy so i expect it will not take 40 days but according to legend (which i have reason to believe is valid after years of doing my own experimentation) when the average person does what i do, DESPITE NOT ADDING ANY SOLIDS, SOLIDS WILL CONTINUE TO COME OUT FOR 40 DAYS. the bowel of the average person is so "caked" with undigested matter that the intended function of absorption barely works. almost everyone eats wrong, almost everyone is glued up, i intend to be one of the few who is not glued.

i am willing to answer your questions if you have any.
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Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 17:42 [Preview] No.76938 del
i'm actually cheating now. it is still the evening of day 6 and i have made a soup from
>instant vegetable stock
>herbs and spices
>onion (which i poured the boiling water over so it is not even raw anymore)
>fresh pressed garlic
>an entire bunch of cilantro

originally i wanted to juice the cilantro but today i had this moment when i was walking in the park where just these wild herbs smelled so delicious to me. i felt drawn to them, they called me, i almost bit into them. just a random meadow in the park with wild grasses and they smelled so garlicy and delicious to me.

i purposefully wanted to take it more easy this time after doing all the hardcore juice fasting and leave space for little hunches and cravings like that this time.

what does consitute cheating is that i am eating cooked food (well semi-cooked): the onion. but even though it is a mild onion, currently i am so sensitive that the onion and garlic raw would have been too much. this will also be the first time since completely swearing of cooked food (which i did about a month before i started the fast) that i have eaten something cooked. yes this will slow down my progress but already feel like i am 90% empty. my last two poops were only like 15% and today only 5% or a full sized poop.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 18:16 [Preview] No.76939 del
>>76938
ate a few spoons of the cilantro and onion but it was too strong and spicy. drank most of the liquid but i just threw away like 80% of the "soup". wasn't good 🤣

if i would have been further along in the fast and not in the first few days in warmup phase, eating something on a stommach this empty is considered dangerous but the danger depends heavily on what is eaten. soup is not that dangerous. apparently some dude died after eating cooked potato to break a fast. well potato is starch, starch is glue. as far as i know the best way to break a fast is with fruit. banana smoothie, this is how i usually do it.


Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 16:52 [Preview] No.76978 del
yesterday was day 7
i carried on and i drank a few coups of hot vegetable instant broth. i thought i enjoy some salt.

the thought came to me that me always doing these long fasts once or twice a year might not be the best way to approach the matter. i mean i have to feel out how the pure raw veganism will affect me but in general for a normal eater i'd think half the time should be spent fasting like that. like one week of eating, one week of fasting, one week of eating, one week of fasting, and so on. other then with an absurd amount of fasting i don't see how a normal eater who eats pasta, bread, potato, cake, candy, meat, eggs, milk and cheese will ever get even near the intended healthy human baseline. the only onews who can somewhat get away with it are those who do like an hour or two of intense exercise a day and they seem to be losing their hair, arthritis and other nonsense.

today it's day 8

earlier today it was cold and rained a bit and i guess i am somewhat irritable so i have been in a bad mood, i couldn't get anything done today. i was very cold and even underneath my heated blanket it took like an hour to get my body warm. it's unbelievable how cold my body can get, if you don't know the fruit juice additionally cools the body. if you can't handle a particularly hot day where you live, only eat fruit and see what happens. i think i should be moving to some very hot region of the world, i have no business being so much up north and also the people here are truly awful and corrupted. it feels like my bones are sponges for coldness and they keep the coldness for a long time.

now the sun has come out in the evening and i feel better.


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 16:04 [Preview] No.76998 del
day9

i think my last poop was on day 6 and it was just a bit of thick mud that came out, about 1/3rd of the mass of a regular poop. that's already quite few days without any poop 🤔 and on day 4 was my last real regular poop and then on the same day 4 there was one smaller thirdsized poop a few hours after, which already had me suspicious.

this can't be it. you know i am sitting here lurking for my digestive tube to be shat completely empty. the few weeks before i was fasting, all i ate was grape, banana, orange, grapefruits, cucumber, bell pepper, herbs and nuts basically. maybe this already cleaned me out quite good? could be.

over the course of the fast so far i did blend a like 10 bananas into the juice though so these banana solids have to be still inside mostly so this can't be complete emptyness yet. curious though how abruptly the poop frequencey has already declines.


Anonymous 04/22/2026 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.77005 del
is day 10.

i've been feeling good but cold. the juice cools the body. i've seeked out every excuse to lie underneath the heated blanked, well could be that i miscalculated and dressed not warm enough a coupe of times while riding on an electric scooter, which i had forgotten cools out the body because of the wind that comes from riding, even though it is slow, it is enough to cool me out!

had one ordinary poop just now. i've had bright red poops when all i ate was watermelon. i've had yellowish poop when i ate a lot of kurkumin but this one was ordinary brown and about a third of a full-sized poop.

i guess nobody finds this interesting here, or maybe i have been shadowbanned or just shunned by the bread-eaters. i'll keep it short. i'm 10 days into what i would expect to be around 30. normal people need 40 days but i was already very healthy going in. maybe just 20? who knows. i have to focus on drinking enough juice though though water is still important. i try to drink one glass of water in the morning. my eyes have been very dry, probably because i drank a lot of salty instant vegetable broth.



manifesting Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No. 76275 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
do you have a good system not to be overwhelmed by all the stuff you try to do? would love to have serious discussion on time management in case anyone is interested. maybe i am not the only one feeling strange for wasting the limited time of this short life. i actually found stuff that helped me but more on that later itt!

i tried to do without for a long time and did not get done all that much. wasted a lot of time on video games, though it was not a complete waste. i noticed the same complications over and over again when i try to make better use of my time. here is a list of them:

>mood
sometimes i make plans to do something the next day but then i get molested or stalked or attacked in some way or someone paints graffiti on my car and i am just depressed and i assumed i wasn't going to be but and then i feel like i can't continue

>various amount of energy
some days i feel strong, other days i feel weak

>unrealistic idea of time
sometimes i look at what i want to do and it is so much that i lose hope or get intimidated and believe it is impossible, then at other times i am in a flow state i have unlimited energy and can do anything

>forgetting
some times i realize that i had just forgotten to do something i wanted to do

>sheer volume of things

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Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.76774 del
i keep thinking about a program (free and open source running locally without using the internet for anything) that probably is rather easy to code, that i could feed with all my projects and then based on parameters i set would just calculate what the best use of my time would be.

i'd just HIT ME WITH ONE! and it would give me the most important thing to do and i would not have to waste half my time on trying to keep track on what to do next.

because basically that is all i am doing with all my time management efforts so clumsily, what thing from the 200 things i foolishly put on my plate should i do next and since my plate is so full, i am locked in indecision on what to do first.

🥴 that is another thing i noticed may have been affected by me playing video games for so long. in a video game it is so easy to instantly do 50 things one after another but irl i struggle even though it should be possible.


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 12:38 [Preview] No.76776 del
>>76739
One day at a time, one small step for mankind. Everything cannot be done all at once. Progress and success takes a lot of patience and time.


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 20:26 [Preview] No.76798 del
>>76776
>One day at a time, one small step for mankind. Everything cannot be done all at once. Progress and success takes a lot of patience and time.

this visualizes the feeling rather accurately


Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 17:07 [Preview] No.76980 del
one thing i have never seen anyone talk about is how do you keep the manifestation going when you are having a depressed day and get nothing done.

i remember when i would use a paper calendar and made plans for wednesday and then wednesday comes and the depression hits, i would sit there the next day and see at this page that i planned and did nothing and that would make me depressed again, so my planning has the potential to prolong the depression even. make it worse!

that is way i tend not to plan too far ahead and not keep records of days. new day, new page, rip appart the old. if my life wasn't this complicated maze i had to navigate where i can only do certain things at certain times, i would not use a timetable at all. i have to be home before 4pm or otherwise i will not be able to find a parking space. before i understood this i sometimes roamed around for an hour before finding a parking space and it is miserable.

with everything i am doing, i still believe i am overlooking something obvious that will just let me unlock my full potential because this isn't it. it must be something small and stupid that i am just not seeing. some colossal mistake i am doing that i am oblivious to.

this is depressing, i apologize, i hope this dank video can make up for it.


Anonymous 04/22/2026 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.77004 del
this is by fat the best tool to make good use of the limited time i have found. i made it in libreoffice. is just an empty page with reduced margins that i placed a 3x24 cell table on

the time flows from top to bottom. the upper most line is 00:00; the beginning of the new day. the bottom most line represents 23:59 (11:59 pm); the end of the day. the minutes are left out because they only bloat the thing.

this is a tool to plan and track a day. i print these out (two on one regular sized a4) page and then i cut them in half to have the smaller a5 size since my printer prints a4 only.

there is space on top to write the name of the day. the weather can go there to. that's the first thing i would reccomend when planing or tracking a day because to me what the weather is like changes everything.

the mystery why the numbers are in the middle and there is space on the left and the right shall soon be revealed, though i would appreciate any guesses. this is supposed to improve a life? yes!



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Otk twitch & kick gossip Anonymous 03/07/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No. 75321 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Shalom and gm and Emiru is guilty
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Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 18:11 [Preview] No.76842 del
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>>76830
>>76831
I thought you were just retarded, but it turns out you are also a liar...

As long as people respect the rules of the site and the board, they are free to post what they want (it's called random for a reason). If you don't like it, then I can suggest a very nice site for you: reddit.

now go bait someone else with your scat, faggot


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 20:47 [Preview] No.76846 del
>>76842
youre retarded, you get banned for anything here.


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Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.76995 del
Hello.

Please consider posting the rest of Alex leaks.

Thank you for your co-operation.


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 17:28 [Preview] No.77000 del
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Hazel AI
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Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 16:58 [Preview] No.76979 del
>>76974
What did you think?


Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 18:29 [Preview] No.76982 del
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Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 03:24 [Preview] No.76988 del
>>76982
Hazel


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Isis. Anonymous 03/28/2025 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No. 57821 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Isis is the mark of the beast.
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Anonymous 12/26/2025 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.73567 del
>>73537
It's normal because it's cool and based. Fuck you stupid goy we will shit in the mouths of your family and friends. How does it feel to know you can't do anything but bitch about us?


Anonymous 03/24/2026 (Tue) 12:20 [Preview] No.75932 del
You do not prevent the rapes and murders committed by niggers. Fuck you, Isis.

You literally defecate into each other's mouths in exchange for opportunities.

Everything about you is hateful and disgusting.

You literally eat each other's shit. Fuck you.


Anonymous 03/30/2026 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No.76108 del
I haven't killed anyone. I'm not killing myself. I'm not gay. You aren't successful. You cheat your way through life. Fuck you, Isis.


Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 21:31 [Preview] No.76983 del
Stop with the deadlines and threats. Apply your standards to niggers. Fuck you, Isis.


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 15:57 [Preview] No.76997 del
>>73537
AbdurRahman ibn Abu Layla, quoting Usayd ibn Hudayr, a man of the Ansar, said that while he was given to jesting and was talking to the people and making them laugh, the Prophet (ï·º) poked him under the ribs with a stick. He said: Let me take retaliation. He said: Take retaliation. He said: You are wearing a shirt but I am not. The Prophet (ï·º) then raised his shirt and the man embraced him and began to kiss his side. Then he said: This is what I wanted, Messenger of Allah!
Sunan Abi Dawud 5224

You kuffar have no idea what the religion of Allah entails.