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Isis. Anonymous 03/28/2025 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No. 57821 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Isis is the mark of the beast.
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Anonymous 12/25/2025 (Thu) 00:18 [Preview] No.73537 del
What is "normal" about engaging in coprophilia and considering it to be an act of "love"? Fuck you, Isis.


Anonymous 12/26/2025 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.73567 del
>>73537
It's normal because it's cool and based. Fuck you stupid goy we will shit in the mouths of your family and friends. How does it feel to know you can't do anything but bitch about us?


Anonymous 03/24/2026 (Tue) 12:20 [Preview] No.75932 del
You do not prevent the rapes and murders committed by niggers. Fuck you, Isis.

You literally defecate into each other's mouths in exchange for opportunities.

Everything about you is hateful and disgusting.

You literally eat each other's shit. Fuck you.


Anonymous 03/30/2026 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No.76108 del
I haven't killed anyone. I'm not killing myself. I'm not gay. You aren't successful. You cheat your way through life. Fuck you, Isis.


Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 21:31 [Preview] No.76983 del
Stop with the deadlines and threats. Apply your standards to niggers. Fuck you, Isis.



Hazel AI
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Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 16:58 [Preview] No.76979 del
>>76974
What did you think?


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manifesting Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No. 76275 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
do you have a good system not to be overwhelmed by all the stuff you try to do? would love to have serious discussion on time management in case anyone is interested. maybe i am not the only one feeling strange for wasting the limited time of this short life. i actually found stuff that helped me but more on that later itt!

i tried to do without for a long time and did not get done all that much. wasted a lot of time on video games, though it was not a complete waste. i noticed the same complications over and over again when i try to make better use of my time. here is a list of them:

>mood
sometimes i make plans to do something the next day but then i get molested or stalked or attacked in some way or someone paints graffiti on my car and i am just depressed and i assumed i wasn't going to be but and then i feel like i can't continue

>various amount of energy
some days i feel strong, other days i feel weak

>unrealistic idea of time
sometimes i look at what i want to do and it is so much that i lose hope or get intimidated and believe it is impossible, then at other times i am in a flow state i have unlimited energy and can do anything

>forgetting
some times i realize that i had just forgotten to do something i wanted to do

>sheer volume of things

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Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:51 [Preview] No.76744 del
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one thing i notice i am still very bad at is to leave room recreation. i don't even know how to do this anymore. i guess i am a special case because i can just make myself feel good whenever i want with meditation and to a degree i realize that me having played so many hours of video games is more of an addiction then a recreation. often i don't find a video game i really want to play and just playing something without being excited about it is boring. still sometimes i just like to play an evening of video games but at this age i can tell this is me fleeing into a happy place that isn't real. taking a break from reality.

i can't point my finger at it but it have this background feeling of overlooking something obvious or forgetting something. hopefully i can find it. usually when i felt this, this was my body reminding me to shift back into a higher mode of meditation where i am just effortlessly happy and at peace. when i meditate regularly enough i can switch on this other mode of being, a different nervous system configuration or maybe think of it as using different brainwaves, if you felt it for the first time, life would feel like a bright anime to you where (whether you want to or not) you become the main character wherever you go (usually you don't want to, trust me it is awful being popular and "getting attention", truly a curse).

i guess trying to be informed, watching all these news channels and keep being reminded how everything is getting worse and the governments despite all their prior posturing still mostly believe war and genocide is ok is just depressing. i had no idea how dumb, irresponsible and undecmorcratic the modern governments are. they are just puppets of the evil rich warmongers. this is depressing i guess. i can't change it though. i have never been asked whether i agree with my taxmoney being used to help create war and genocide. they don't ask me for shit, i am an adult but they treat me like a dumb child and shut me up and intimidate until i am so demoralized that they can just murder whoever they want without my complaining is the idea behind it i guess.

anyways i have to go for a run before it turns too late because when i run when it gets laid, i get so hyped that i can't sleep and then i oversleep and can't do shit on the next day.


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.76774 del
i keep thinking about a program (free and open source running locally without using the internet for anything) that probably is rather easy to code, that i could feed with all my projects and then based on parameters i set would just calculate what the best use of my time would be.

i'd just HIT ME WITH ONE! and it would give me the most important thing to do and i would not have to waste half my time on trying to keep track on what to do next.

because basically that is all i am doing with all my time management efforts so clumsily, what thing from the 200 things i foolishly put on my plate should i do next and since my plate is so full, i am locked in indecision on what to do first.

🥴 that is another thing i noticed may have been affected by me playing video games for so long. in a video game it is so easy to instantly do 50 things one after another but irl i struggle even though it should be possible.


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 12:38 [Preview] No.76776 del
>>76739
One day at a time, one small step for mankind. Everything cannot be done all at once. Progress and success takes a lot of patience and time.


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 20:26 [Preview] No.76798 del
>>76776
>One day at a time, one small step for mankind. Everything cannot be done all at once. Progress and success takes a lot of patience and time.

this visualizes the feeling rather accurately


Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 17:07 [Preview] No.76980 del
one thing i have never seen anyone talk about is how do you keep the manifestation going when you are having a depressed day and get nothing done.

i remember when i would use a paper calendar and made plans for wednesday and then wednesday comes and the depression hits, i would sit there the next day and see at this page that i planned and did nothing and that would make me depressed again, so my planning has the potential to prolong the depression even. make it worse!

that is way i tend not to plan too far ahead and not keep records of days. new day, new page, rip appart the old. if my life wasn't this complicated maze i had to navigate where i can only do certain things at certain times, i would not use a timetable at all. i have to be home before 4pm or otherwise i will not be able to find a parking space. before i understood this i sometimes roamed around for an hour before finding a parking space and it is miserable.

with everything i am doing, i still believe i am overlooking something obvious that will just let me unlock my full potential because this isn't it. it must be something small and stupid that i am just not seeing. some colossal mistake i am doing that i am oblivious to.

this is depressing, i apologize, i hope this dank video can make up for it.



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juicefasting Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 19:28 [Preview] No. 76756 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
tldr regeneration

anyone wants to hear about juice fasting? for many years i have been banned for talking about it on various imageboards, only in recent years it has somewhat relaxed.

today has been the first day of what likely is going to be a 40 day juice fast for me. don't confuse this with what most religious people call fasting, those bitches consider it fasting when they only eat in the evening. that's very weak, the religious people are very pampered weak consumers, the kind of people who choose to use the elevator when stairs are available. there are only a few of the strictest religious fanatics who do really hard fasting respectably; stair users.

for me this means i don't eat, i don't drink, all i consume is the fresh juice of fruits. i buy the fruit, wash them, prepare them and then i throw them in the slow juicer. i make the juice fresh. fresh living juice, not this pasteurized dead bullshit from the store. pic related, it is the juicer that i use. it is exceptionally easy to clean, not like the juicers that i started with many years ago.

the reason i am doing this is because juice fasting is the sweet spot for when it comes to self-healing. it is almost as healing as regular fasting with almost none of the discomfort or feeling of low energy. when enough juice is drunk in a day, even weightloss can be prevented. the goal by which i measure the juice fast a success is if i succeed in completely shitting myself empty.

i am already living very healthy so i expect it will not take 40 days but according to legend (which i have reason to believe is valid after years of doing my own experimentation) when the average person does what i do, DESPITE NOT ADDING ANY SOLIDS, SOLIDS WILL CONTINUE TO COME OUT FOR 40 DAYS. the bowel of the average person is so "caked" with undigested matter that the intended function of absorption barely works. almost everyone eats wrong, almost everyone is glued up, i intend to be one of the few who is not glued.

i am willing to answer your questions if you have any.
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Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.76929 del
>>76920
If you want to detox dissolve a teaspoon of sodium bicarbonate into a 16oz glass of water, make sure it is fully diluted into the water and chug it down. This will reduce organ inflammation of the liver and kidneys and reduce acidity inside your body. Just a heads up, if you are doing this for the first time ever you might want to be near a bathroom, as this can often flush out crap from your body too.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 17:34 [Preview] No.76937 del
>>76929
>a teaspoon of sodium bicarbonate into a 16oz glass of water

i've used bicarbonate before to neutralize my mouth after very acidic juices like lemon juice and i have heard about your approach (i think it was somebody doing a shortvideo, possibly tiktok, about the topic) but i have never given it a try or looked into it deeper. what i remember is the claims of some people it helped them with cancer but i can't remember more details.

i'm more drawn to the herbal detoxes, i've only eaten fruit for ~80 days and then continuation of raw vegan salads with nuts for like 40 more days while taking herbal extracts (drops and capsules) the whole time.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 17:42 [Preview] No.76938 del
i'm actually cheating now. it is still the evening of day 6 and i have made a soup from
>instant vegetable stock
>herbs and spices
>onion (which i poured the boiling water over so it is not even raw anymore)
>fresh pressed garlic
>an entire bunch of cilantro

originally i wanted to juice the cilantro but today i had this moment when i was walking in the park where just these wild herbs smelled so delicious to me. i felt drawn to them, they called me, i almost bit into them. just a random meadow in the park with wild grasses and they smelled so garlicy and delicious to me.

i purposefully wanted to take it more easy this time after doing all the hardcore juice fasting and leave space for little hunches and cravings like that this time.

what does consitute cheating is that i am eating cooked food (well semi-cooked): the onion. but even though it is a mild onion, currently i am so sensitive that the onion and garlic raw would have been too much. this will also be the first time since completely swearing of cooked food (which i did about a month before i started the fast) that i have eaten something cooked. yes this will slow down my progress but already feel like i am 90% empty. my last two poops were only like 15% and today only 5% or a full sized poop.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 18:16 [Preview] No.76939 del
>>76938
ate a few spoons of the cilantro and onion but it was too strong and spicy. drank most of the liquid but i just threw away like 80% of the "soup". wasn't good 🤣

if i would have been further along in the fast and not in the first few days in warmup phase, eating something on a stommach this empty is considered dangerous but the danger depends heavily on what is eaten. soup is not that dangerous. apparently some dude died after eating cooked potato to break a fast. well potato is starch, starch is glue. as far as i know the best way to break a fast is with fruit. banana smoothie, this is how i usually do it.


Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 16:52 [Preview] No.76978 del
yesterday was day 7
i carried on and i drank a few coups of hot vegetable instant broth. i thought i enjoy some salt.

the thought came to me that me always doing these long fasts once or twice a year might not be the best way to approach the matter. i mean i have to feel out how the pure raw veganism will affect me but in general for a normal eater i'd think half the time should be spent fasting like that. like one week of eating, one week of fasting, one week of eating, one week of fasting, and so on. other then with an absurd amount of fasting i don't see how a normal eater who eats pasta, bread, potato, cake, candy, meat, eggs, milk and cheese will ever get even near the intended healthy human baseline. the only onews who can somewhat get away with it are those who do like an hour or two of intense exercise a day and they seem to be losing their hair, arthritis and other nonsense.

today it's day 8

earlier today it was cold and rained a bit and i guess i am somewhat irritable so i have been in a bad mood, i couldn't get anything done today. i was very cold and even underneath my heated blanket it took like an hour to get my body warm. it's unbelievable how cold my body can get, if you don't know the fruit juice additionally cools the body. if you can't handle a particularly hot day where you live, only eat fruit and see what happens. i think i should be moving to some very hot region of the world, i have no business being so much up north and also the people here are truly awful and corrupted. it feels like my bones are sponges for coldness and they keep the coldness for a long time.

now the sun has come out in the evening and i feel better.



Ella Katherine Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 16:27 [Preview] No. 74791 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
there's been mentions of her having sex with some of her father's friends and colleagues since the time of her turning 18 years old that were secretly filmed and have since then been either leaked or purposely posted online and that is the main reason as to why I've created this thread in hopes someone may find them at some point
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Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 16:24 [Preview] No.76977 del
fuck bump, been watching her for a few years and been hoping for there being wins from her for awhile



Eighty83three girls Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No. 76930 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
the girls in the Eighty83three I'd really really love to know which ones from the crew ended up doing actual porn especially Belle she was and still is the main one fawned over the most and hoped and preyed the most for doing something more than just underwear photoshoots in the distant future back when I first came across them all those years ago.

also found this little beauty:
https://bunkr.cr/a/xJjGHPfW
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Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 18:36 [Preview] No.76941 del
>>76930
>the girls in the Eighty83three

wow those are generic and npc-esque!

that's what you spend your precious time with baby? watching some boring girls pretend to have a life in front of the camera?


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 22:53 [Preview] No.76947 del
>>76941
Who cares about their social profiles? Hopefully someone will just post their nudes here for us to look at hehehe.


Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.76951 del
>>76947
>Hopefully someone will just post their nudes here for us to look at hehehe.
this


Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:12 [Preview] No.76954 del
>>76947
>Who cares about their social profiles? Hopefully someone will just post their nudes here for us to look at hehehe.

in no way meant to poop on your parade but i can't get a boner for these generic cattle girls.

when they are on onlyfans, there are websites that just mirror onlyfans and you can look at/download their images and videofiles on them for free; which is the only moral way to use only fans because they literally use the money that they don't give the girls to make genocide with.

again i don't mean to poop on your parade but i can't get a boner for evil. i can only fap to old porn like seymore butts because evil wasn't invented back then.


Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 13:55 [Preview] No.76976 del
>>76954
Honestly I don't really get a boner just seeking some random nude chick either. It's typically only a type of girl that has a rocking hot hair style, I like the chicks with curly hair, no tattoos or body piercings, not petite but not fat either, smaller perky tits no fake implants and I hate whores with too much makeup, if she looks like some China doll it turns me off.



Splitika Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No. 76956 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
did anyone here find any of those videos of her with her friends fucking all of those dudes?

because this is literally all of what this chick does is fucking random older dudes


Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.76959 del
I ain't russian so why care


Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.76971 del
>>76959
ethnic background ain't really got anything to do with finding those videos of her and her friends having sex with those old dudes


Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 13:47 [Preview] No.76975 del
It's her new founded career, how she gets older folks to "gift" her rent and food. Happening all the time now days.



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hiiiii
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Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:34 [Preview] No.76838 del
why are you bumping this shitty thread by OP who got rejected by Nicole


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.76850 del
dont care, faggot.


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Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.76881 del
>>76821
You really have to dig for the existing obscure online rippers but there are still some out there, here you go.


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e-ink reading Anonymous 03/30/2026 (Mon) 17:02 [Preview] No. 76109 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
anyone here who is reading?

i finally got around to get a 12 year old ebook reader (for the unbelievable low price of 35€) and it is amazing and life-affirming to me. i had no idea how nice this is and i feel like an idiot for not having found this sooner so i thought i might share the excitement.

the main reason i got this is because with this i can read in direct sunlight comfortably and i am happy to report that this plan has worked out as expected. i can't do that with a phone or laptop because i would have to crank up the brightness all the way which drains the battery quickly and overheat the device, which is already getting hot just from being in the sun.

great little device, i blown away how beautiful the letters look like in the sunlight. this is like a computer made for being used in the sun and i hope this technology keeps improving though seems like progress on it is slow.

i thought the small 6 inch size of the display would be too small but turns out it isn't because there is this wonderful file format called epub that can have the text automatically fit on any size with any desired font-type and font-size. a pleasant surprise among all the technological enshittification!
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Anonymous 04/07/2026 (Tue) 20:30 [Preview] No.76495 del
>>76408
>I'm probably going to buy a cheap one soon to try it out OP.

30€ for a used one! it does remind me most of actual ink on paper. it is so nice to read in the sun.

i'm reading a book about how healing sunlight is currently. dudeman goes into detail about what kind of wavelengths sunlight has and i feel like a fool because i never ever considered this.

i love the combination of ereader + laptop. when i don't understand a concept, i can read about it in the browser and ask stupid questions and look at pictures of the spectrum of waves. the other day i was reading in another book about the protagonist using a certain kind of mountain railway in swizzerland and i just searched for the place in youtube and found a video of someone taking a trip on the mountain railway and that way i can turn interesting passages into pictures and videos if i feel like it 😎

>My eyes are a lil sensitive so I'm going to see if they can work with me.

you can turn up the font size and use whatever font you like. i like to make it a lil bit bigger and then use the open dyslexic font. maybe you can find a combination of size and font that looks particularly nice to you.


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this one


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 20:37 [Preview] No.76945 del
i dunno i am still excited about this little device because i can finally read with this. i have not been able to do it for years. i'm reading about an hour or two every day.

with reading i don't have this empty disappointing feeling that internet videos give me, i have been increasingly unhappy with just watching youtube videos, i don't like how videos grab too much attention. when i read something, i can keep some of the attention to myself, i don't hyperfocus on details and i like how i can read slower or faster or stop without having to push buttons. also i noticed that this is beneficial for my sense of fantasy, my imagination is turning these boring looking words into worlds that are interesting to be in. i don't think i ever reached this level into reading. reading has always been forced upon me by the evil german education system.

i keep looking for books, i had so many books saved and now i bother to rename them and put them in little folders based on filetype. when my father asks me what is new i keep talking about how exciting reading is to me 🤣


Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:10 [Preview] No.76958 del
>>76113
i actually bought this display and then i bought a total of 8 cables, adapters and usb-video hubs so i can connect it to everything i have. it works but it is better with an actual computer then with a phone.

either i am missing something or android (lineage os in my case) really isn't good at connecting displays. i can only mirror the display, which means i have an app that changes the phones resolution to the maximum resolution of the screen, otherwise it will only use like half the screen. also i can't turn off the phone screen all the way, otherwise the other screen will go off too. also it forces some stupid tablet mode that makes the home button tiny and stupidly unresponsive and most apps have a black bar at one side apparently because of the camera.

so lots of stupid little problems, but it works and i'm gonna use it but i am missing an actual linux. android is only good when you use it on one phone as minimally as possible. i probably end up getting a little singleboard computer with a powerbank running as close to actual linux as possible and use it with keyboard and mouse.

i have an adapter that connects hdmi+usb to the usb-c of the monitor that also transmit the touchscreen, this is probably my best option.


Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 00:27 [Preview] No.76963 del
Got me interested with the first 14 words... GIGGITY!



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The bdsm / kink community is so draining. Just very lame normies. No one actually into things, it's literally like facebook braindead bs.


Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:54 [Preview] No.76957 del
>>76946
>The bdsm / kink community is so draining

bdsm is how order-followers have sex. authority is such an essential part of their psyche that it grew into their sexuality; nothing outside of superior/inferior relationship makes any sense to them, they have left voluntary human interaction behind and have grown dependent on laws/rules/orders. they can no longer see people as equals, there always needs to be a leader otherwise nothing makes sense to them.

just normal sex with someone you are attracted to and like and have a physical/emotional connection with is not boring, it is effortlessly pleasant and fulfilling but because they can not have a real connection with other people, they have to act like they are all tough and normal sex is boring. that's not the case, they say that to divert from the fact that they are borken people unable to have genuine human connections...