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3chan anonymous image board Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No. 76921 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
3chan.net is a newer anonymous image board that is easy to use and has zero ads on it and it currently has 7 boards.



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juicefasting Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 19:28 [Preview] No. 76756 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
tldr regeneration

anyone wants to hear about juice fasting? for many years i have been banned for talking about it on various imageboards, only in recent years it has somewhat relaxed.

today has been the first day of what likely is going to be a 40 day juice fast for me. don't confuse this with what most religious people call fasting, those bitches consider it fasting when they only eat in the evening. that's very weak, the religious people are very pampered weak consumers, the kind of people who choose to use the elevator when stairs are available. there are only a few of the strictest religious fanatics who do really hard fasting respectably; stair users.

for me this means i don't eat, i don't drink, all i consume is the fresh juice of fruits. i buy the fruit, wash them, prepare them and then i throw them in the slow juicer. i make the juice fresh. fresh living juice, not this pasteurized dead bullshit from the store. pic related, it is the juicer that i use. it is exceptionally easy to clean, not like the juicers that i started with many years ago.

the reason i am doing this is because juice fasting is the sweet spot for when it comes to self-healing. it is almost as healing as regular fasting with almost none of the discomfort or feeling of low energy. when enough juice is drunk in a day, even weightloss can be prevented. the goal by which i measure the juice fast a success is if i succeed in completely shitting myself empty.

i am already living very healthy so i expect it will not take 40 days but according to legend (which i have reason to believe is valid after years of doing my own experimentation) when the average person does what i do, DESPITE NOT ADDING ANY SOLIDS, SOLIDS WILL CONTINUE TO COME OUT FOR 40 DAYS. the bowel of the average person is so "caked" with undigested matter that the intended function of absorption barely works. almost everyone eats wrong, almost everyone is glued up, i intend to be one of the few who is not glued.

i am willing to answer your questions if you have any.
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Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.76864 del
>>76853
No way anon. You glow.


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.76865 del
From what I know about juicing is you do this in regiments, you don't completely substitute eating. You simply eat less food, juicing helps you diet yet still sustain the vitamins and minerals your body needs.


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 20:03 [Preview] No.76890 del
>>76865
>From what I know about juicing is you do this in regiments, you don't completely substitute eating.

i guess you don't know the idea behind juice fasting and why it is done. if i was you and i wanted to learn about it, this dude has done a good job in creating a simple approach. i attached the first two parts taken from his 2023 video:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=k6bL2zKghfI [Embed]

i've listened to almost all his stuff and the dude tries to get you to pay to be part of his fasting group and plays cringe music but other then that i think his information is spot on. as far as i am aware nobody has condensed this knowledge in such an approachable way, i would have loved to see this video 8 years ago and start with this.

the plan was to do the strict juicefast he is recommending but i guess i am doing it in my own way after all, easing into it the way i see fit which might not be as straight-forward and to the point as his method.

today is day 4 and i feel great and i did not drink enough juice today and everything smelled delicious where i was today but i remained tough guy and drank tea and coffee until i got home where i drank a big juice made from pineapple, grapes, ginger, cucumber and oranges.

since i still have bananas left over i make juice and blend 2 bananas into it. technically not a juice but i am easing into it. i did a very strict one not too long ago, it will be interesting to see if easing into it with banana will delay any effects i am feeling, which i don't mind. i am not aiming for perfection this time. i did that last time. last time was perfection.


Anonymous 04/17/2026 (Fri) 19:22 [Preview] No.76915 del
day 5 of no food (other then the ~2 bananas i put into the a smoothie in the evening which i guess do count as a food)

weather was nice, sunny and warm. did drink juice from celery, grapes, oranges, beets and grapefruit and then half of that juice i blended with aloe vera and banana. i still have 3,5 bananas left and when i have eaten them tomorrow, this warm up phase concludes it will just be juice, no more smoothe, other then aloe maybe because this stuff might be incredible and i wanna keep experimenting with it a bit more. i like the combination of citrus + aloe. tomorrow i buy more fruit, enough for 2-3 days so obviously im gonna buy 3 pineapples and juice them, one each day.

crazy high energy. finally went skating twice today first time was pleasant, second time was intense and sweaty to fast music. also i did strategically read from 11:15 to 11:45 and then again from 12:20 to 12:40 to get some strong sunlight.

funny feeling to have no food left in the house. i wonder if i should just purposefully let my food run out and be without for one day before buying more; not now though while i am fasting because i don't want to get too thin. i'm surprised of how moist and healthy my feet look. they have an like a good looking shine to them that i don't remember ever seeing.

my sense of smell is very hightened, the food everyone eats around me smells intense and i can see how this might tempt someone but i have done this so often that i just detach from the seductive aroma of bread and without succumbing to it's evil slow poisoning effect of the human digestive system. i go to a university library and they have a canteen and the smells that come out of there while not having eaten for a long time are quite the challenge. just the smell of rice or fried french fries or all the baked goods they offer in the morning.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.76920 del
day6

i just peed into an old peanutbutter glass. the reason i do this is to see how good my kidneys function in filtering out toxins because those can be seen in the pee. ideally pea is not a clear liquid but more like a snowglobe, you can see particles in in it floating, if your kidneys function that is. in most people they don't function and one of the big reasons i am doing the fast is strengthen my kidneys.

so i am peeing in a glass, hoping to see particles floating in it. today i am seeing particles, which tells me that what i am doing is working. don't ask a medical doctor to weigh in on this though, the medical doctor doesn't understand detoxification, calls you a quack and insists that this is a sign of "infection" for the same reason the doctor insisted that the covid vaccine is safe and effective. not because he knows but because his superiors threatened him to repeat it or else.

attached is a picture of very impressive kidney filtration. mine wasn't that impressive but since i have been doing this for so many years, i argue that there might not be enough toxins in me to even reach such high levels. i'm already pretty clean so maybe there isn't that much to cleanup inside me. could be, who knows.



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Animals = humans Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No. 76866 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Animals are conscious beings just like humans.
To eat animal, it is equal to eating human.
Humans = organized nazi mafia that voted/decided to murder other beings (outside the mafia).
Humans have almost the same skeleton and internal organs like other species. So if you are eating animals you are practicing cannibalism.
If you eat animals or commit harm to other animals or humans, you are committing this suffering to yourself. Separate minds/brains are just a illusion.
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Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 18:12 [Preview] No.76887 del
>>76871
>>76875
Carnivores eating other animals is evil and we have to stop this. Nature is bad.

But they have not much choice unlike you, human, who can easily live on vegan or vegetarian diet. You have no excuses to eat meat.


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 20:31 [Preview] No.76892 del
It is a real lamb bred pure white and sinless with the smallest penis possible that does what it's told. That is the true nature of reality. It will be worshiped as the object of our salvation. For God is the bearer of all good things.

>For you know that you were not redeemed from your useless [spiritually unproductive] way of life inherited [by tradition] from your forefathers with perishable things like silver and gold, but [you were actually purchased] with precious blood, like that of a [sacrificial] lamb unblemished and spotless, the priceless blood of Christ. For He was foreordained (foreknown) before the foundation of the world, but has appeared [publicly] in these last times for your sake

You were bought at a price; do not become slaves of human beings. - 1 Corinthians 7:23


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 20:38 [Preview] No.76893 del
Humans are omnivores which is why most people eat both meat and vegetables. Both are healthy foods, as long as they are not highly processed or cured with chemicals. While I agree it is unfortunate animals are killed for food I still would not want to live in a world where we cannot eat meat. I like it too much and it is part of my keto diet (meat, fish, vegetables and dairy/ low sugar low carb diet).

Foods humans should actually avoid is too much sugar and carbs because that causes obesity, diabetes and cancer. Most mass processed foods are filled with sugars, carbs and toxic chemicals.


Anonymous 04/17/2026 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.76905 del
>>76893
>Humans are omnivores which is why most people eat both meat and vegetables.
Genetically, yes. But when you have mind and intelligence, you should see that murdering animals is evil and stop it.

>While I agree it is unfortunate animals are killed for food I still would not want to live in a world where we cannot eat meat. I like it too much and it is part of my keto diet
So you are monster and will make suffering just so you can feel a little better?

>Foods humans should actually avoid is too much sugar and carbs because that causes obesity, diabetes and cancer. Most mass processed foods are filled with sugars, carbs and toxic chemicals.
Meat should be avoided, for moral and philosophical reasons.


Anonymous 04/17/2026 (Fri) 19:31 [Preview] No.76917 del
>>76866
What about the poor plants? You just can hear them screaming when you rip them out of the ground, or off a branch, and chop them up alive. They are still screaming as you chew them up and swallow. Go be a moralfag somewhere people care.



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THE BOYCOTT LIST. Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No. 76257 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello anons! I am making and updating a comprehensive list of Products, Brands, Services, Companies
and Operating Systems to BOYCOTT. This idea came about after many corporations started mandating subscriptions just to use the products that you buy and should rightfully have full ownership of. This is also a response to the growing attack on our civil liberties and online privacy with the push for digital identifications and age verification to track and trace everyone all the time. If you value consumer choice, protection of your private data, user freedom and private ownership of the products you buy CHECK IT OUT!

THE BOYCOTT LIST:

https://archive.ph/84Sv9
https://paste.artixlinux.org/view/c59070f9

If anyone else has any tips to offer feel free to add any to this thread. Let us all know if there is a corporate brand screwing over or interfering with you after purchasing something from them. If we want a true free market we need to protect consumer choice, privacy and the freedom of user ownership.
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Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 17:24 [Preview] No.76884 del
>>76878
It's hypocritical to spread a boycott list on platforms that I swore to boycott. I do see people complain about these issues though so maybe this will catch on someday, hopefully someone influential finds this list and advertises it one day, that's what I hope.

As far as killing animals we should only do that in a humane way, and we should always allow the cows to roam farmland and eat grass. Fresh meat is a healthy source of vitamins and minerals after all, it's the mass processed corporate label meats that are garbage and inhumanely raised. Want meat that was humanely raised and killed then support your local farmer markets, buy it from family farmers and support the local processors.


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 18:18 [Preview] No.76888 del
>>76884
>It's hypocritical to spread a boycott list on platforms that I swore to boycott.
It's not hypocritical and even if it was, there is nothing bad about hypocrisy.
You published your boycott list on a place (endchan) that most people probably already think like you and it's semi-dead place with few people. You need to spread your message to more people.

>As far as killing animals we should only do that in a humane way, and we should always allow the cows to roam farmland and eat grass. Fresh meat is a healthy source of vitamins and minerals after all, it's the mass processed corporate label meats that are garbage and inhumanely raised.
There is no humane way to murder. Killing animals is evil, if you kill animal you should be killed as well. Factory meat is more evil than what you propose but both are evil.

If you do such evil to animals you deserve oligarchs to destroy your life and make you poor.


Anonymous 04/17/2026 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.76906 del
>>76873
This. Meat eaters deserve hell on earth.


Anonymous 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.76907 del
>>76906
You'll go down with everyone else, punk. You wish hell on earth yet seem confused YOU live here too.


Anonymous 04/17/2026 (Fri) 19:28 [Preview] No.76916 del
>>76873
>you humans
you an ayyy lmao budy?



Hazel AI
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sage Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:04 [Preview] No.76829 del
>>76733
>Same person posts these on 7chan and chanmx.

So this samefagging idiot >>76816 spams illegal content in those chans too?


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Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 22:22 [Preview] No.76848 del
>>76829
He is definitely obsessed with this Hazel and another girl. Just keeps threads about them alive for months or starts new ones if they get pruned.



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https://youtube.com/watch?v=L9mONM4KOZ8 [Embed] this is legit the worst thing I've ever seen and heard, Indians are so fucking lame



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Microslop Botware Anonymous 01/26/2026 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No. 74294 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uiX1Wn-lsPc [Embed]

Proud Linux and Windows 7 user here. LMFAO. I knew all the modern Microsoft operating systems were complete utter shit full of unnecessary bloatware years ago. This Windows 11 is a whole kind of new shitification. Updates are breaking the systems, it's slower than the older operating systems, it's literally full of spyware that steals and copies your personal files to their cloud, won't allow users to use your own files offline, takes snapshots of everything you do including your keystrokes (once considered trojan horse malware back in the day!)

How the fuck are plebs coping with this shit?

Meanwhile I got ISOs of Linux and Windows 7, my operating systems work just fine and I can pretty much access and do anything. Including torrenting and P2P. I can rip Youtube videos and store them offline, access them anytime I want. I actually own and control all my files without needing AI or the cloud.

People need to smart up and dump Microslop. Are the "masses who are asses" smart enough to bail their digital slavery shackles?
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Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 06:30 [Preview] No.76438 del
>>76402
Word on the street is this was Christopher Walken's final project.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:02 [Preview] No.76459 del
>>76402
Yes it is based on Ubuntu but advertised as a Windows 10 & 11 alternative without the bloatware/spyware and has publicly come out opposed to and refuses to adopt age verification. Easy to use, normie friendly, almost all linux repo software works with it just fine. No forced auto-updates, you choose to disable that or manually update what you wish. It's great, completely free and you can run just about anything on Zorin OS including online media rippers, media players, audio/video converters, LibreOffice, Wine, Torrent and p2p clients, etc.


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Anonymous 04/17/2026 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No.76911 del
Soon going to be replacing an older Windows OS on a laptop with Artix OS because some files got corrupted after a memory dump. The operating system was getting slow too which made me speculate it was compromised at one point. Artix OS does not utilize systemd and they advertise as a lightweight operating system and are openly opposed to age verification laws, privacy-friendly. Already have a bootable ISO disc ready to go.



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Celeb, Slime, TV & Slop AI Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 17:43 [Preview] No. 76841 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hon de laud hup hivel up nick
Hon de laud hup hivel up nick nick


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 14:02 [Preview] No.76879 del
Golden age of TV was 50s, 60s and 70s. Most the shows and sitcoms I watch are from those great eras. 80s had some good shows but that was the begging of the decline. There are only a very few shows after the year 2000 worth watching and absolutely nothing worth watching now days. I cut cable TV service way before the whole "cable cutting" movement, even before streaming existed. My VHS and DVD collections are massive LOL.


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 18:07 [Preview] No.76886 del
>>76879
I love watching retro TV from 20-40 years ago. My rolloff point is about 2013. They went to making teen fantasy romance for streaming then.


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 20:43 [Preview] No.76895 del
>>76886
Last great modern TV shows I watched were Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul which I bought on DVD box sets.


Anonymous 04/17/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.76910 del
Fucking everything about modern 'America' sucks. The best quality utilities all made decades ago. The most entertaining shows and movies to watch, same thing, all mostly old shows and movies with very few modern exceptions. The educational system was far better decades ago, it's completely broken today. Decades ago crime was far lower across much of the country, today nearly all cities are third world and it has even spread to the suburbs where you need security cameras outside and deadbolt locks on every door. You could work two jobs today and barely afford rent or a mortgage anymore. Back in the day every family could afford food on the table, now many families have to ration what they eat. The internet was an exception... for a while, endless access to information and media. With new laws and regulations politicians are now trying to kill even that (with age verification laws, outlawing consumer rights to repair, online censorship, etc). EVERY FUCKING ASPECT OF SOCIETY IS BROKEN IN THE USSA TODAY.



Here is your rationed goy slop, comrades.

Now go fight our wars and die for us as we destroy the global economy, destabilize the whole world and bring about technocratic feudalism and our "Great Reset" and the Greater Israel Project!


Anonymous 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.76909 del
If I ever get a draft notice I'm going to BURN IT.



GAME TIME! Anonymous 04/17/2026 (Fri) 04:52 [Preview] No. 76901 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
G-G-G-GAME TIME!

WHAT WILL YOU CHOOSE?

A Just fucking tell THE DOCTOOOR (you see I did it like the pigeon sex meme)
B Try to get some E off the streets y'know that E that blue shit it's a blue pill but it's like taking the red pill
C fucking KILL YOURSELF
D slowly decay and rot as you become a depressed old man who could've been one of the best authors since Crichton and cherry on top one of the best female authors since Mary Shelley but was so much of a pussy you decided to just conceal your feelings

PROS and CONS

A:
PROS - you will no longer have cock and ball torture, no fenty fade

CONS - your family must know (they finna be PISSED), Big Yahu could send Groyper Killgoy to hate crime you

B:

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