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All moids are incapable of pairbonding.
All moids lie.
All moids cheat.
All moids are abusive.
All moids are worthless.
All moids should be put to death.


Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 16:03 [Preview] No.74163 del
You'll never get your pussy and clit licked by a man with that kind of ridiculous attitude.


Anonymous 01/21/2026 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.74168 del
>>74163
Moids refuse to eat pussy. You are only good for killing each other.


Anonymous 01/30/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.74397 del
>>74162
ur foids are way more evil i hope you kill yourself disgusting ugly whore



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Died Happy Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No. 74059 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Source: Rechtsmedizin, Burkhard Madea Hrsg. (German Forensic Medicine Textbook by Burkhard Madea MD). Germany. Case from 2004.

Auto-translated. 24 year old man had intentionally caused the death of his 28 year old domineering gay partner. During the strangulation fetish session he was acting as a safe spotter. But was on purpose strongly encouraging the 28 year old to push it further and further, while hand “stimulating” his partner's penis so he would not want to stop. And when finally his partner went too far and had passed out, he just stood and watched him getting strangled to death. And immediately right after that calling police to report accidental death and that he had found him like that when he came to his home.

But police got suspicious. And upon further interrogation the 24 year old had finally admitted of planning death of his gay lover. As a self-defense against his partner sexually using him for months in very domineering degrading rough way, like a s-ex toy slave. With his hands being tied behind his back on many occasions. And blackmailing him by threatening to reveal certain legal issues from the 24 year old's past to his government job employer, if he dared to leave him.

On scene photos the deceased can be seen as he was found (right after the paramedics had taken away the life detecting heartbeat sensors from his chest). Sitting with his buttocks on a slightly extended part of the ottoman cube and with a belt holding him by the neck, zip tied to the leg of an overturned coffee table from above him. Thus keeping the corpse in the same position as when he got strangled. Mirror was placed in front of him, so he could to look at himself during the process and see his partner “stimulating” him. There were dripping traces of his dried sperm on the mirror. Indicating ejaculation before passing out. A metal kitchen tray was under him, so his sperm would not get on the carpet. Corpse’s penis also kept some of its erect status. A condition known as "rigor erectus"/death erection.
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Anonymous 01/27/2026 (Tue) 12:15 [Preview] No.74319 del
>>74313
you just mad that dead body of faggot still has a bigger dick in its partial erect state, then you will ever have when fully erect.


Anonymous 01/28/2026 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.74333 del
>>74313
He was a faggot but i bet he had a much bigger dick than you do.


Anonymous 01/29/2026 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.74365 del
Cool death. Died shooting his bliss jizz


Anonymous 01/30/2026 (Fri) 01:01 [Preview] No.74380 del
He had nice dick


Anonymous 01/30/2026 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.74396 del
Stud died happy



I need some advice and answers on why my face is fat since age 23 (I'm a dude). That's when I noticed my face becoming rounder and now people just think I'm ugly. Is it really as simple as metabolism slowing down or is it the hard mental stress making fat loss harder, or the fact I had a few courses of Accutane that somehow fucked my system? Feels like I'd need to be a top athlete to just look normal again. Idk I'm really envious of people with better fat distribution or high metabolism rate; they can be alcoholics and sit on the sofa 24/7 and still not look hideous.



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Microslop Botware Anonymous 01/26/2026 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No. 74294 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uiX1Wn-lsPc [Embed]

Proud Linux and Windows 7 user here. LMFAO. I knew all the modern Microsoft operating systems were complete utter shit full of unnecessary bloatware years ago. This Windows 11 is a whole kind of new shitification. Updates are breaking the systems, it's slower than the older operating systems, it's literally full of spyware that steals and copies your personal files to their cloud, won't allow users to use your own files offline, takes snapshots of everything you do including your keystrokes (once considered trojan horse malware back in the day!)

How the fuck are plebs coping with this shit?

Meanwhile I got ISOs of Linux and Windows 7, my operating systems work just fine and I can pretty much access and do anything. Including torrenting and P2P. I can rip Youtube videos and store them offline, access them anytime I want. I actually own and control all my files without needing AI or the cloud.

People need to smart up and dump Microslop. Are the "masses who are asses" smart enough to bail their digital slavery shackles?
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Anonymous 01/28/2026 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.74338 del
As bad as Facebook and Twitter X are, at least there are still some people who give a damn about the demise and destruction of our society, economy and culture. Can't really say the same is true on these alt platforms anymore.


Anonymous 01/28/2026 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.74340 del
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Anonymous 01/29/2026 (Thu) 14:05 [Preview] No.74372 del
Windows 11 is a mirror of our broken modern society. Greedy. Stupid. Arrogant. Worthless. Pathetic.


Anonymous 01/30/2026 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.74388 del
34 tour flour wipe


Anonymous 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.74394 del
>>74326
I haven't owned a TV for 13 years mostly because nothing interesting is on. I wouldn't buy one now seeing most all TVs are "smart" TVs and dumb TVs are rare.

>>74337
It's either ignored or they're contrarians and argue AI is good, especially on 4chan. They just say that because they fap their dicks off to shitty AI porn.



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Summer Fun


Anonymous 01/30/2026 (Fri) 01:54 [Preview] No.74389 del
qtard fab bot 506 what


Anonymous 01/30/2026 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.74392 del
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fileshare.zya.me/?e2gPz5/Julia-Rose-Full.rar


Anonymous 01/30/2026 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.74393 del
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Otk and friends twitch streamer drama gossip Anonymous 11/28/2025 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No. 72879 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
For those who are interested, everyone knows his friend.

https://www.instagram.com/kole404_/
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Anonymous 01/27/2026 (Tue) 14:00 [Preview] No.74321 del
>>74318
tina vid never got leaked


Anonymous 01/28/2026 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.74330 del
I know. I REALLY wanted that Tina vid. Kinda thinking it wasn't real.


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Anonymous 01/30/2026 (Fri) 00:50 [Preview] No.74378 del
Anyone made a full mega of the Emi leaks?



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So for at least 20 years "tin foil" preppers and "gold bugs" alike were telling everyone to invest in physical gold & silver coins. Back in 2005 an ounce of silver was worth around $18 and an ounce of gold around $1,400. Fast forward 20 years later today, December 2025. Do any of you realize how absolutely correct and accurate those preppers and gold bugs really were? Today an ounce of silver is now worth over $60 and an ounce of gold over $4,000!

And yet here we are. Has anyone apologized to those who were absolutely correct and accurate, who were telling you the honest truth, the very ones who were mocked, ridiculed and scorned?

I am seriously starting to believe one of two things are true: image boards have become plagued by idiots or glow in the dark disinfo agents of the government and shills of the central banks, literal infiltration to discredit reality and truth. I do not know which... maybe a combination of both(?), but I do know it is not only possible but now highly probable, far more probable than not.

Anyone care to chime in?
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Anonymous 01/26/2026 (Mon) 18:00 [Preview] No.74302 del
>>73475
God damn we are getting close to this actually happening, but for real this time. Anyone think this is controlled demolition, this is part of a deliberate financial reset before they pull the rug from under us? Feels like it.


Anonymous 01/28/2026 (Wed) 20:01 [Preview] No.74352 del
Military convoys are being seen traveling the roads toward Beijing. All military movements were previously ordered STOPPED when China began arresting Generals and other high-ranking officers three days ago.

According to reports coming out of China at this hour 1:05 PM Eastern US Time on January 28, the Army has "taken control of the Forbidden City" and other army units are continuing to head elsewhere in Beijing.

It is not known at this time if President Xi Jin Ping is even still in Beijing. There are now serious concerns that a Coup may be taking place inside China; but NO CONFIRMATION.

If a Coup takes place, it would be a serious "Hard-Liner" that takes over. A person with very different ideas than Xi Jin Ping. That would not bode well for Taiwan, or for the USA.


Anonymous 01/29/2026 (Thu) 14:02 [Preview] No.74371 del
Silver hit $120 today !!!!
Gold near $5,600 per oz !!!!

Faith in fiat currency is crashing.
Endless debt never works out well.


Anonymous 01/29/2026 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No.74373 del
LMFAO. CME desperately trying to rig the markets yet again by raising margins but it does not dupe anyone anymore! Wealth is officially fleeing to gold and silver because the whole world knows the USSA and Western World is BANKRUPT. Problem for countries like China is they relied on our consumer bases, so they face collapse as well!


Anonymous 01/30/2026 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.74387 del
full dour tire flop 99



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[Posted this to /tv/ but I think that place is dead so here is a /b/ mirror]

Time to list some must-see films I think anons should watch before SHTF.

What counts as a good film for me? Story must be intriguing and get you hooked. Acting must be good, believable and unique. Also, I prefer more realistic movies, but it doesn't have to be if the movie is a top notch classic with a great story and incredible acting.

Go ahead and make your own recommended lists if you like, and if you do, please post the titles and release dates!

Badlands (1973)
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
STONE (1974)
The Day After (1983)
River's Edge (1986)
Absence of Malice (1981)
A Fistful of Dollars (1964)
For A Few Dollars More (1965)
The Boys Next Door (1985)

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Anonymous 01/14/2026 (Wed) 17:10 [Preview] No.74024 del
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A Christmas Story Christmas (2022). A sequel based on the 1983 movie "A Christmas Story" this movie takes place two decades later when the main character of the original movie, a 12 year old kid, is all grown up with his own family. Now a father and a wannabe career story writer is faced with growing financial problems, family accidents, his father who recently passed away and some promises made to his increasingly worried kids he may not be able keep due to unfortunate unintended circumstances. Meanwhile he struggles to make a writing career for himself, even to write an obituary for his deceased father. Will his family pull through? Will he make it to see a wonderful Christmas and overcome depression and failure?


Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.74070 del
bumping this classic thread


Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.74161 del
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>>41135
>Wake In Fright
>A man gets stranded in an old rural town full of binge drinking drunks, and he must work hard labor to pay his way out of the mess they all get him into, 1971

There is a brand new Wake In Fright Bluray collectors edition box set in 4K out there now for all the gritty cult classic movie lovers.

https://shop.umbrellaent.com.au/products/wake-in-fright-1971-4k-blu-ray-collectors-edition

The story revolves around a school teacher who takes a vacation to the outback of Australia where he meets up with local hard laborers who love to gamble and binge drink off work hours. The teacher gets drunk and is convinced to gamble with his new-founded "friends" and loses everything he had in one night. Now he is broke, stranded in a rural secluded town with a bunch of rowdy, obnoxious drunks who urge him into a life of alcoholism, sex, violence and hard partying.


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Anonymous 01/30/2026 (Fri) 01:51 [Preview] No.74386 del
toli hoe



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YT channel mega thread Anonymous 06/28/2025 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No. 70278 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Last thread 404'd. Making a new one

Post cool and interesting YT channels here. Doesn't have to be yt. Vimeo, rumble, odysee, a full website, etc. Post whatever you got.
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Anonymous 11/23/2025 (Sun) 00:44 [Preview] No.72681 del
Maybe no one trust cops anymore because the Stasi have decided to work for the elites now instead of respecting the Bill of Rights.


Anonymous 01/24/2026 (Sat) 03:16 [Preview] No.74239 del
NFKRZ: mainly focused on Russian Geopolitics and way of life. But sometimes posts stuff about the EU and USA. Really good yt channel.

https://yewtu.be/channel/UC19xLluI7dG093Gmw57BhHw


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Anonymous 01/28/2026 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.74336 del
>>72203
The normal days.


Anonymous 01/30/2026 (Fri) 01:51 [Preview] No.74385 del
ai crop rocker mic



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Fellow Anons - Need your thoughts a new website concept (V2) Anonymous 04/16/2025 (Wed) 23:17 [Preview] No. 58743 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Concept: Structured topic rooms with infinite branching. Each topic can have subtopics which again can have subtopics etc...

Thank you for your valuable feedback earlier, much of which has been incorporated into the current iteration:

- Post truly anonymous, no login is required. Posting behind proxies such as tor and even without js is allowed.
- Post text, images, short video and even voice chat.
- No tracking, No data collection and No routing through cloudflare tracking.

Try it out, and let me know what you think. Post away or make a topic of interest. Any feedback is highly appreciated and will likely be implemented.

site: https://depvana.com/
feedback: https://depvana.com/topic/4
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Anonymous 01/14/2026 (Wed) 16:51 [Preview] No.74023 del
>>72795
>You know that you live in the Twilight Zone when Americans say white people are exempt from the police state.

LMFAO you have absolutely no clue what you are talking about. White psycho bitch just got shot in the head by a cop a week ago trying to run the dude over and there are nigger riots over it now.


Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.74151 del
more threads like this are needed


Anonymous 01/25/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.74274 del
>>71563
rump bump


Anonymous 01/28/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.74335 del
>>74151
Absolutely.


Anonymous 01/30/2026 (Fri) 01:50 [Preview] No.74384 del
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