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Anonymous 03/25/2026 (Wed) 20:13 [Preview] No.75970 del
>>75929

You must be my jewish CIA agent. Nice to finally meet you


Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 17:48 [Preview] No.76004 del
>>75970
>>75970
But why do we need to use a onion link to go anywhere though? Why not a regular URL?


Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 19:46 [Preview] No.76007 del
>>76004
So nobody has any way of knowing who I am. Or who you are, for that matter, when you use the site! Plus I believe Tor is the future of the Internet. Domain names are a scam, anyway, and the clearnet is dead.


Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.76011 del
>>75970
Says the faggot with a shitty onion honeypot link


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 01:32 [Preview] No.76014 del
>>76011

Ok, continue to use *this* bullshit site as if *this* isn't the honeypot. Doesn't bother me none, you belligerent retard.



Cutting is fun :3 Anonymous 02/27/2026 (Fri) 17:23 [Preview] No. 74914 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Excuse the baby cuts. I just started.

https://temp-image.com/jdZUvOJrHCivIIu

Attention please
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Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 17:17 [Preview] No.76001 del
anyone else have cravings to hit themself instead of cutting? I don't cut but I hit myself like a retard


Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 17:40 [Preview] No.76002 del
Left note inside my room outside my bathroom door saying not to come in and to call the cops. Abiut to slash when I heard the photos taken and the paper had moved. Oh god oh god

I’m going to wait for the police and go to the psych ward. I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry


Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 19:52 [Preview] No.76008 del
The only person home has no idea what I was talking about. I must have had an auditory hallucination. The police aren’t coming. I thought I left the paper pointing to the door but idk

A hallucination saved my life.
Thankfully I washed my hands and put on my scarf and hoodie before talking to him so he has no idea

The hallucination:
I heard the door open, then heavy footsteps and 4/6 loud photos being taken, then footsteps and the door being closed iirc


Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 21:08 [Preview] No.76009 del
OP that's very hot but you need help. I'm glad you're safe. It'll be okay<3


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 00:43 [Preview] No.76013 del
I’m killing myself now after all. Goodbye.

Her’s the failed femoral artery severing:



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Otk twitch & kick gossip Anonymous 03/07/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No. 75321 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Shalom and gm and Emiru is guilty
Previous: >>72879
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Anonymous 03/21/2026 (Sat) 22:18 [Preview] No.75858 del
>>75854
tummy not toned enough, ass too fat, nails not the same, wrong plushies


Anonymous 03/23/2026 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.75892 del
>>75891
>another scam link
jesus christ fuck off


Anonymous 03/23/2026 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.75902 del
>>75895
down already


my-fileshare.com/dl/3410847/ Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 13:18 [Preview] No.75999 del
>>75902
no pass


Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 21:29 [Preview] No.76010 del
>>75999
stop spamming your dogshit website



Atari VCS UK PAL (European Version) Anonymous 03/25/2026 (Wed) 11:36 [Preview] No. 75962 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
does anyone know where to find a PAL Version of the Atari VCS (specifically the version in the photos) somewhere online where it's not going to cost upwards of £1,000 and also being in used condition?

thank you kindly


Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 17:51 [Preview] No.76006 del
>>75962
Try ebay or reseller market OP

>thank you kindly
???????



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The Iran War War Plans Endgame Anonymous 03/23/2026 (Mon) 20:46 [Preview] No. 75914 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The Iran War War Plans Endgame


Anonymous 03/24/2026 (Tue) 14:26 [Preview] No.75936 del
Doubt it will get that ugly and if it comes down to nuclear weapons being used mark my words: NO ONE WINS. Oligarchs will lose their wealth and power overnight, governments will have to deal with deadly chaos that would overload their resources and strain their labor force (which would be working without pay), armed local tribal communities would form all across America in the aftermath including ex-military ex-police etc. Actually enforcing camps!? Civil war and bloodshed for all. A huge drain on the government which would collapse within a year or two.

The more likely scenario is Trump cops out due to stress and fear of the mid-term results. He'll lie and claim victory and high-tail the fuck out of the middle east and ignore it ever happened. Israel and the US will point fingers at one another. Europe's lack of participation the PERFECT mutual scapegoat lol. Europe will be blamed for not helping the US & Israel out. Political revolution will hit Europe due to their economic pain from all of this, and it will all be swept under the rug. Israel will probably see a change in government leadership too after all is said and done.

This is my prediction, let me know if anyone else has their own.


Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.75997 del
>>75914
the truth is nobody wants to fight, and the Jews, Muslims, and the cults like freemasons still believe in God and they believe in eschatology. Just expect that they will accept the jewish messiah, and they will build the 3rd temple. The freemasons support it since they are universalists


Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 17:50 [Preview] No.76005 del
>>75914
I mean it probably won't be that bad OP.



lizzy porter leaks Anonymous 03/23/2026 (Mon) 12:45 [Preview] No. 75901 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
someone pls leak the sgl stuff of her
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lead Anonymous 03/24/2026 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.75934 del
any idea where to find it?


Anonymous 03/24/2026 (Tue) 19:13 [Preview] No.75943 del
its all on shegotleaks, but i cant find anyone helping us out with this


Anonymous 03/25/2026 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.75963 del
shut yo bitch ass up with ur scam website u gay fucktard


myallsearch.com/search?q=lizzy+porter+leaks Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.75993 del


Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 17:47 [Preview] No.76003 del
>>75993
>>75993
>Still spamming our board with a (((gstatic))) link.

Your link still doesn't work btw



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Died During Erotic Livestream Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No. 75994 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
27 year old young man. Streaming from his profile on LiveJasmin. Was doing it while wearing a CONDOM. But had passed out while doing it and got strangled to death. Original stream of his dead body continued for another 23 minutes, before the viewers were finally able to contact the admins reporting his death and the stream was immediately cut off.


Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.75995 del
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18 year old young man died while trying to earn extra money on erotic platform. Viewer had requested that he masturbate while hanging himself, for a good donation. He typed that he does not have a rope. Viewer suggested that he can use a bed sheet. Since it is long and is very soft on the neck. He went behind the curtain, came back with a bed sheet, twisted it into a rope and started doing it. He also took off his belt and used it as a hold leverage to better support his body.

Died by broken neck, as oppose to hanging, right after he let go of the belt and had a sudden drop. At around 1:53 you can hear the push up bar above him creaking again from the continued pull of his dead body weight.


Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.75996 del
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Italy. 24 year old young gay man suffocates himself with a news station playing in the background. Happened during the COVID. He used to do online modeling, posting modeling videos and pics of himself. With many followers, including many girls being his followers, despite him being openly gay.


Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.75998 del
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23 year old woman. Doing it with her male partner as a spotter. But he had waited too long, leaving her hanging for an entire minute while he was masturbating from getting highly aroused by seeing her convulsing in the noose. By the time he finally realized that he had waited way too long and started to take her down from the noose, she had a heart attack.

But instead of calling medics right away he had only wasted very little time she had by trying to resuscitate her. Until finally grabbing his phone and calling for help. But it was too late. By the time the medics had arrived all they could do was to pronounce her dead.



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quest Anonymous 03/25/2026 (Wed) 19:56 [Preview] No. 75969 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
why am i even here


Anonymous 03/26/2026 (Thu) 01:24 [Preview] No.75973 del
>>75969
What are we supposed to tell you?



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please fight back we are almost out of time... Anonymous 03/11/2026 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No. 75513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
SomeOrdinaryGamers


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Anonymous 03/21/2026 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.75855 del
I've been warning this for some time and people always thought I was a kook. Yes governments and their corporate interests are coming after online freedom, digital ownership and user anonymity. They want you to own nothing, forced to rent access for everything, age verification/digital ID rollout and AI surveillance of all users. Some states want to ban VPNs and California already passed laws to ban Linux and open source software. Yes it is that bad now! Of-course these politicians will eventually destroy the internet and force lots of us offline but they won't care. It's all about GREED and CONTROL. Corporations want money, governments want power. Use this opportunity while you still have it to backup whatever you desire or need while you can still access it. Have multiple offline copies of everything you want and need. Have bootable ISOs of your favorite operating systems. Have software. Media and entertainment. Buy external drives for storage. Buy physical media and necessary hardware to play that media too. Companies like Amazon are already coming up with schemes to replace physical storage and want to push people into using their cloud shit (which will be spied on, censored, under their full control). Don't let them do this to you. You have been warned.


Anonymous 03/25/2026 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.75965 del
Someday soon all the plebs who ignored this or who denied this threat even existed will wake up and be required to scan their state IDs or drivers licenses just to use a new computer they bought and to access social media. I feel as if most people are not taking this seriously at all. It's as if everyone is in a deep slumber walking off a cliff in total denial and ignorance. What was once rebellious common sense forums are now saturated with self-censorship and outright glowies attacking anyone who speaks out against digital IDs and the dangers posed to online privacy. Very few are righting this. I'll resist this to my dying days and have ISO backups of all my favorite operating systems including backup software. Media collections too. Maybe p2p/torrents will make a big comeback where we can all share our media and chat without being ID'd or relying on Big Tech firms. Who knows though. Maybe soon the internet might not even be usable for people like myself and we take all our shit offline and keep it for ourselves. Don't know anons, the future is up to you and how much bullshit you all put up with.