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what would you wish for with a genie?
>a job that lets me choose my hours
>james madison marries me
>james madison is weaker than a woman


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 01:54 [Preview] No.76068 del
1. 100 tiny jews in a snowglobe
2. no jews on the planet except for the snowglobe


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.76078 del
Her to become my sex slave for life. 1 Billion dollars to buy whatever the hell I want the rest of my life. Removal of corrupt politicians from all positions of power.


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.76081 del
>>76078
how'd you gonna buy politicians from all yo mone then?



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Why is cp so rampant on dw Anonymous 03/15/2026 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No. 75600 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Now im not claiming to be a saint, I came here for grape videos. But man on every porn site there is so much cp with so many views. Rlly makes u wonder how many pedophiles there are. And its really normalized on other forums also for some reason. I find that stuff disgusting cuz why would u want to do that to a child. It would be good if there would be a website only for adult porn of blackmail,grape etc
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Anonymous 03/23/2026 (Mon) 19:38 [Preview] No.75911 del
>>75703
yeah, if you've ever ran an imageboard yourself you'd deal with CP spam at one point in time and it's horrible
>>75685
sometimes they get off of getting away with it and knowing what they're doing is wrong... I used to be friends with someone who would talk about it all the time until it became too much, he'd frame it as a joke but I couldn't stand it anymore.


Anonymous 03/24/2026 (Tue) 00:18 [Preview] No.75921 del
>>75843 I'm a girl you retard


Anonymous 03/24/2026 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.75935 del
>>75921
>I'm a girl you retard
sure pal


Anonymous 03/24/2026 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.75937 del
>>75921
you will never be a woman


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.76079 del
>>75843
>he believes women are magically immune



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https://youtube.com/watch?v=bUobGK-baJE [Embed]

Glowing platforms like Discord and Spotify are actively trying to mandate users dox themselves in order to use their shitty services. Users are pissed but will they DO ANYTHING to resist it!? Will they finally walk away to alternatives or will they cave like cowards and submit to handing out their personal information everywhere they go on the internet?

Very concerning times, the attack on our privacy is in full swing today. I'm not typically one who uses these services anyway but I did use Spotify for a while some years ago, that is until they banned me because my constant VPN use. After that I uninstalled their software from my OS and told them in an email to go fuck themselves, I'm going right back to p2p clients and downloading what I want to listen to. That is where mainstream corporate platforms ended for me.

So.... anyone here use these platforms that are now trying to actively dox you? If so, what you going to do about it? Will you ditch these corporate platforms and wait for free decentralized alternatives to appear? Or do you even care about privacy at all anymore?
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Anonymous 02/25/2026 (Wed) 16:08 [Preview] No.74877 del
>>74838
Riding Easy Records has some radical kick ass bands and records, some very heavy bangers for sure.


Anonymous 03/16/2026 (Mon) 15:54 [Preview] No.75623 del
Don't let them get away with it. Boycott everything with age verification or mandatory digital ID. There are tons of decentralized alternative networks and we have the means to store and backup TONS of media and online content offline so they cannot control what we like to watch or listen to or read or study. There are even peer to peer chat & file sharing clients galore. Games and emulators, movies, music, tv shows, ebooks, audio books, DIY guides, porn, software, whatever. These greedy corporations wish to be the gatekeepers of all media and access to their hand-selected approved media. Fuck that.


Anonymous 03/18/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.75683 del
yea, depvana.com pretty much only viable alternative.

No data collection and no age verification. Browsing behind Tor or other proxies allowed (which is not the case on discord and reddit).


Anonymous 03/19/2026 (Thu) 03:09 [Preview] No.75697 del
You can use the internet without using these shitty sites.
THEY DON'T DESERVE YOUR ATTENTION. THEY DON'T DESERVE YOUR PRESENCE. THEY DON'T DESERVE YOUR CREATIVITY. THEY DON'T DESERVE YOUR CONTENT. THEY DON'T DESERVE YOUR INFORMATION TO DATAMINE.


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.76077 del
>>75697
I agree anon. Any updates on this? I heard somewhere they backed off, at least temporarily. I know Apple and Google is going full blown George Orwell now, luckily for me I don't rely on their shit and anything from Youtube I can easily rip and copy right to my harddrive.



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[Posted this to /tv/ but I think that place is dead so here is a /b/ mirror]

Time to list some must-see films I think anons should watch before SHTF.

What counts as a good film for me? Story must be intriguing and get you hooked. Acting must be good, believable and unique. Also, I prefer more realistic movies, but it doesn't have to be if the movie is a top notch classic with a great story and incredible acting.

Go ahead and make your own recommended lists if you like, and if you do, please post the titles and release dates!

Badlands (1973)
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
STONE (1974)
The Day After (1983)
River's Edge (1986)
Absence of Malice (1981)
A Fistful of Dollars (1964)
For A Few Dollars More (1965)
The Boys Next Door (1985)

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Anonymous 02/23/2026 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.74840 del
>>74161
They do not make such gritty down to earth classics like this anymore.


Anonymous 02/26/2026 (Thu) 19:04 [Preview] No.74898 del
>>74652
>I don't know what George Romero thought about it but I am a big fan of his original "living dead" series and I loved this film to death!

Yeah it's a pretty good movie. I really like it. It's low budget but has a lot of soul in it. I think that was Romero's first film release too.


Anonymous 03/16/2026 (Mon) 16:06 [Preview] No.75626 del
>>74898
Night of the Living Dead (1968) was Romero's first zombie movie, followed by the sequels Dawn of the Dead (1978) and Day of the Dead (1985). He remade a few of these over the years but the remakes got nothing on the originals, all the originals top notch classics. I would also have to say Zombie (1979) was very good too and although it was not a Romero film it still had the same vibe and genre of Romero's original series and if no one knew any better could have easily passed as a sequel too.

The most ironic thing is low budgets do not make a movie bad. I have seen million dollar productions that flopped and end up being horrible. What makes a good movie is the dedication of the actors and a really good intriguing story line that keeps the viewers in suspense. Some of my favorite movies are ones without a popular celebrity and tend to be older independent low budget films.


Anonymous 03/19/2026 (Thu) 03:23 [Preview] No.75699 del
Baraka (1992)
Interstellar (2014)
Avatar (2009)
The Thing (1982)


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.76076 del
>>50177
Some obscure channel on Youtube uploaded this old classic TV movie in High-res 720p which is really cool because in the past we had to rely on the old shitty 480p VHS rips. Although cheesy it was an entertaining movie to watch.



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Collection of games Anonymous 03/20/2026 (Fri) 00:35 [Preview] No. 75806 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I made a new collection of games from my dad and also my games, its pretty small for new, but contains new and "old" games. Rate it out of 10 if you'd like, and I wonder if you guys have any comments on how to organize the cds and/or how to make the game cds not fall over when opening the place they're in. Thanks!


Anonymous 03/21/2026 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.75853 del
Nice start. I have a decent collection (not huge only my favorites) of PS2, PS3 and PS4 games. I also collect a ton of DVDs. CDs and records too. I no longer collect tape cassettes or VHS due to the amount of tapes I've had to throw away over the years. Magnetic tapes do not last forever, they often go bad after 10 or so years.

One thing to keep in mind is having offline digital backups of media is important too. 8TB to 22TB external drives are expensive but they can store a TON of digital media long term and as long as you have two other separate copied drives your media collection should last you a lifetime as long as you keep making contingency backups if one drive happens to fail or stop working. I make it a habit to buy one large external harddrive every single year and I stock them away for future use when need be. If one or two of my current offline drives fail or get corrupted I can take an emergency backup copy and throw all the media onto another external storage drive. Movies, documentaries, tv shows, music, music videos, youtube videos, DIY tutorials, survival guides, you name it I store it. Plus, if you buy a kickass Zidoo media player you can plug and play an offline external harddrive right to your TV, they are compatible up to 16TB drives.


Anonymous 03/22/2026 (Sun) 16:36 [Preview] No.75876 del
Physical media and piracy is making a big comeback. Streaming is a rip off today.


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.76075 del
Vinyl records, 8 tracks, audio cassettes and CDs. VHS, Betamax, CEDs and DVDs. Would be cool to find more all-in-one media players. Best options for audio are Crosley multi-media players but I don't think any take the 8 track tapes. There are also VCR DVD combo players and I have a Sony VHS/DVD combo player but there are no such thing as Betamax multi-media players. Some company should come out with a universal all-in-one player for every single popular audio and video media format of the past 60 years, that would be dope!



Cutting is fun :3 Anonymous 02/27/2026 (Fri) 17:23 [Preview] No. 74914 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Excuse the baby cuts. I just started.

https://temp-image.com/jdZUvOJrHCivIIu

Attention please
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Anonymous 03/28/2026 (Sat) 18:54 [Preview] No.76054 del
Message didn’t send


Anonymous 03/28/2026 (Sat) 20:39 [Preview] No.76058 del
See ya tomorrow morning op


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 02:30 [Preview] No.76069 del
>>76058
Hello anon :(


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 03:44 [Preview] No.76072 del
>>76069
How's your day been? I love your blood, very attractive. You have the cutest cuts <33


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.76074 del
>>76072
Not great. Really worn out emotionally from yesterday but recovering.



Яблочная мандавошка Anonymous 03/17/2026 (Tue) 00:44 [Preview] No. 75636 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
иногда мне нужно место, где мои мысли читаются как шитпост, а не лингво-экспертизой.

апдейтов не будет, планов - тоже.

и помни, моль - только смерть заткнёт моё поганое хлебало!
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Anonymous 03/17/2026 (Tue) 08:00 [Preview] No.75655 del
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чуете как воздух становится спёртым? сегодня мы снова решили, дышать ли вам интернетом или нет.

>>75639
все конфликты, о которых он говорил, что произойдут рано или поздно, заварились.

ну вот зачем остаток совка лишать ядерки, когда можно одним махом избавиться от всего ядерного арсенала в европе? на месте злобного гения я бы держался именно такой стратегии.


Anonymous 03/17/2026 (Tue) 19:48 [Preview] No.75665 del
когда-нибудь я сорву все подснежники на районе и пойду их ставить на кухни своим девочкам, но не сегодня.
жду не дождусь тёплого лета.


Violent Cryptocurrency Scammer Fuckboy Anonymous 03/18/2026 (Wed) 00:42 [Preview] No.75667 del
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Anonymous 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.75868 del
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чем больше пота и крови, тем ближе успех.


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.76073 del
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этой весной стало заметно чаще переворачиваться настроение чуть ли не циклотимичным ритмом. для его стабилизации мне точно потребуются наркотики



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Otk twitch & kick gossip Anonymous 03/07/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No. 75321 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Shalom and gm and Emiru is guilty
Previous: >>72879
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Anonymous 03/28/2026 (Sat) 19:43 [Preview] No.76056 del
need more onion links


Anonymous 03/28/2026 (Sat) 21:39 [Preview] No.76059 del
i posted the oni link, it was just the alex vid. wanted to try smn new to see if it would actually stay up if i posted it there. but ig the mods here had a different idea fucking hitlers


Anonymous 03/28/2026 (Sat) 23:54 [Preview] No.76060 del
>>76059

just please post again man, i need to see that.


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 03:22 [Preview] No.76070 del
month later and people still ask for those leaks...
move on


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.76071 del
nah, the andrea leaks were taken down religiously for a couple of months then suddenly the dam broke and you could find them everywhere

gotta keep hoping the same happens with alexs leaks



Pizza is real Anonymous 03/28/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No. 76046 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Pizza is real


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 01:39 [Preview] No.76067 del
Americans who stay quiet while the USA collapses are no better than the globalists who are destroying the US.

Is anyone responsible for anything?





Anonymous 02/01/2026 (Sun) 00:57 [Preview] No.74414 del
anything about this in epstein file releases?


Anonymous 02/01/2026 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.74415 del
>>70558
The only issue with exposing their hideouts is that anyone monitoring or even tracking this site momentarily to capture any footage of their website without proper setup and/or opsec will link their traces back to endchan for them to infiltrate here, as they have already proven with consistent honeypot links and image spam.

These creatures are not entirely stupid, and since they are networked with each other via these accessible hubs, it leaves zero doubt of contacting a network admin to routinely sweep for exposure by unsuspecting investigators.

Stay wary if ever trying to rattle a snake den, anon.


Anonymous 02/01/2026 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.74416 del
>>71173
>>71934

My local news of all sources mentioned very early in the morning during getting ready for work that there are some users and coders working together to create AI that will go so far as to unclothe someone in a photo uploaded to the program. This allows such wielders to "innocently" pull out their phone and snap a pic at a family, targeting children in particular.

A revealing truth in the grand scheme. There is something twisted about its early developments if there are already those attempting to bring something like this into the world. Notice also how Grok is being downplayed for asking nudes from a minor in a Tesla. Link related

https://www.cbc.ca/news/investigates/tesla-grok-mom-9.6956930


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 01:15 [Preview] No.76065 del
>>74415
>as they have already proven with consistent honeypot links and image spam.
the people who are spamming cp downloads on these sites, are probably a different group from the ones who run those boards. this post talks about it: https://trashchan.xyz/meta/thread/374.html#374


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 01:16 [Preview] No.76066 del
>>76065
The link talks about the spammers. Not the darknet site that leaked.