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chan Anonymous 07/28/2025 (Mon) 18:19 [Preview] No. 70543 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 01/29/2026 (Thu) 13:58 [Preview] No.74370 del
>>72586
In the future the driverless cars will simply take your there or lock you inside the mobile to die and rot. Like communist Cuba we will need to be using outdated vehicles just to survive.


sage Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.74405 del
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>Suit yourself and this dead board lol

Fine with me. Unlike your crappy imageboard, people actually post here all the time. So I'll stay on Endchan instead of your shit board.

Also, stop spamming all your botnet boards here so often fag. it's always the same posting pattern so it's obvious it's the same person/people And you being a snarky bitch about it won't make us leave either.


sage Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.74406 del


Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.74407 del
Damn that so crazy that this literally dead thread got bumped out of nowhere while at the same time illegal spam and regular simp spam keeps getting posted on /b/.

Damn almost like the same people that spam our board are behind the botnets that keep getting made. Because they make shitty threads and bump botnet threads and never report the spam that gets made.

btw we still have some spam left BOs and mods. It's been here for a while

Damn that's crazy. What a coincidence.


sage Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.74408 del
>>74407
Was referring to these 2 posts

>>74356
>>74370
because this thread was dead and 404ing before these 2 "genuine posters" showed up like 2 days ago



I have no future just applying for jobs. Think I've sent about 780 IT applications and only one landed me a dev job years ago.

I'll learn any old or obscure language if it just means it gets me work. Worth still learning COBOL? The other part of me wants to become a hacker because I'm tired and angry.
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Anonymous 01/28/2026 (Wed) 20:08 [Preview] No.74353 del
>>74328
Europe won't have too much economic growth, their governments are far more concerned about going to war with Russia if anything. Wish you luck bro. Maybe try finding a job for building military hardware and machinery? That's about all the EU cares to spend money on today sadly and everyone else is going to face oppressive financial austerity measures and higher taxes. Only the MIC will profit in a war economy.


Anonymous 01/28/2026 (Wed) 20:19 [Preview] No.74354 del
>>74353
Oh no, another retard who thinks Russia invading a sovereign nation is fine and resisting it is "going to war". Welp.


Anonymous 01/30/2026 (Fri) 01:48 [Preview] No.74382 del
%$%7


Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.74403 del
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>>74328
>I am still interested in electricity and I wish I finished that vocational school 19 years ago. Texas would be cool (literally) but I'm a Europoor

Say ur a mexican and they'll let you in for FREE. Trust me bro.


Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.74404 del
>>74327
Most if not all ai code is really buggy though.

I actually knew someone who worked in a trade job. And he said that it's hard as hell to do. He eventually quit after a few months because he just couldn't handle how intense it was. You have to work no matter how bad the weather is outside or how shitty and poorly constructed the building/house/apartment is, how much trash it has, and so own.

Trade jobs aren't for everyone. It's like working construction. Rough as shit work that you sometimes have to do early at dawn (5:00 AM ish) and sometimes for 12 hours straight. But depends on the company you work for.



worked out well didn't it? Anonymous 01/28/2026 (Wed) 16:49 [Preview] No. 74343 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
First big tech companies spied on, censored and even banned many conservatives.

....The left-wing media embraced the censorship of their political foes under Biden.

Now big tech companies are spying on and censoring liberal progressives under Trump.

This is what happens when certain people endorse tyranny over other peers. It comes back to bite them in the ass.

Unfortunately I think this nation is too politically divided to fix this problem. The American empire will inevitably collapse.

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/tiktok-users-report-trouble-posting-about-epstein-ice-days-after-company-finalizes-sale


Anonymous 01/28/2026 (Wed) 19:51 [Preview] No.74350 del
Reality sucks.


Anonymous 01/30/2026 (Fri) 01:50 [Preview] No.74383 del
2wii three tee


Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.74402 del
>>74343
Sometimes things have to get worse before they get better OP.

People are definately watching what's going on though. Just at a long distance from everything.



Hi, I'm asking for a loan or donation of 1699.16€ or $1930. I would pay you back around €100 per month and most times far more than that, especially if I get re-employed later (I'm a programmer) in which case I can pay the whole sum within two months.

dongdicks9000@hotmail.com is my contact email and Paypal.

I've tried most everything so far, asking relatives, Paypal Credit... I can't get a loan from banks either.

It's for pic related laptop ordered directly from Lenovo. Why? Well Amazon or eBay I won't try because I keep reading horror reviews of wrong specs etc, and they're used machines anyway. I do heavy multimedia projects most of the time, not just programming.
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Anonymous 11/13/2025 (Thu) 19:13 [Preview] No.72344 del
>>69215
I still want the laptop btw lol, any help I appreciate.


Anonymous 11/13/2025 (Thu) 21:56 [Preview] No.72345 del
>loan
babies first scam


Anonymous 11/14/2025 (Fri) 01:22 [Preview] No.72351 del
Nigga uses hotmail💔🥀


Anonymous 11/19/2025 (Wed) 22:59 [Preview] No.72577 del
>>72345
I don't care if it's a loan or a btc donation at this point


Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.74401 del
>>69215
See

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RayBtI71VLA [Embed]



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All moids are incapable of pairbonding.
All moids lie.
All moids cheat.
All moids are abusive.
All moids are worthless.
All moids should be put to death.


Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 16:03 [Preview] No.74163 del
You'll never get your pussy and clit licked by a man with that kind of ridiculous attitude.


Anonymous 01/21/2026 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.74168 del
>>74163
Moids refuse to eat pussy. You are only good for killing each other.


Anonymous 01/30/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.74397 del
>>74162
ur foids are way more evil i hope you kill yourself disgusting ugly whore


sage Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.74398 del
>>74162

Noone here cares about your shitty forced "moid" meme OP. And making/samefagging 50000+ threads about the same shit won't change that.


sage Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.74399 del
>>74397
>ur foids are way more evil i hope you kill yourself disgusting ugly whore

OP is just a site infiltrator. Making a million crap threads so nobody can enjoy being on /b/. Not a legit poster since most people would have stopped making the same shit thread after a week of nobody responding.

Sage and hide her/his/its/xers thread and forget it.



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Died Happy Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No. 74059 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Source: Rechtsmedizin, Burkhard Madea Hrsg. (German Forensic Medicine Textbook by Burkhard Madea MD). Germany. Case from 2004.

Auto-translated. 24 year old man had intentionally caused the death of his 28 year old domineering gay partner. During the strangulation fetish session he was acting as a safe spotter. But was on purpose strongly encouraging the 28 year old to push it further and further, while hand “stimulating” his partner's penis so he would not want to stop. And when finally his partner went too far and had passed out, he just stood and watched him getting strangled to death. And immediately right after that calling police to report accidental death and that he had found him like that when he came to his home.

But police got suspicious. And upon further interrogation the 24 year old had finally admitted of planning death of his gay lover. As a self-defense against his partner sexually using him for months in very domineering degrading rough way, like a s-ex toy slave. With his hands being tied behind his back on many occasions. And blackmailing him by threatening to reveal certain legal issues from the 24 year old's past to his government job employer, if he dared to leave him.

On scene photos the deceased can be seen as he was found (right after the paramedics had taken away the life detecting heartbeat sensors from his chest). Sitting with his buttocks on a slightly extended part of the ottoman cube and with a belt holding him by the neck, zip tied to the leg of an overturned coffee table from above him. Thus keeping the corpse in the same position as when he got strangled. Mirror was placed in front of him, so he could to look at himself during the process and see his partner “stimulating” him. There were dripping traces of his dried sperm on the mirror. Indicating ejaculation before passing out. A metal kitchen tray was under him, so his sperm would not get on the carpet. Corpse’s penis also kept some of its erect status. A condition known as "rigor erectus"/death erection.
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Anonymous 01/27/2026 (Tue) 12:15 [Preview] No.74319 del
>>74313
you just mad that dead body of faggot still has a bigger dick in its partial erect state, then you will ever have when fully erect.


Anonymous 01/28/2026 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.74333 del
>>74313
He was a faggot but i bet he had a much bigger dick than you do.


Anonymous 01/29/2026 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.74365 del
Cool death. Died shooting his bliss jizz


Anonymous 01/30/2026 (Fri) 01:01 [Preview] No.74380 del
He had nice dick


Anonymous 01/30/2026 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.74396 del
Stud died happy



I need some advice and answers on why my face is fat since age 23 (I'm a dude). That's when I noticed my face becoming rounder and now people just think I'm ugly. Is it really as simple as metabolism slowing down or is it the hard mental stress making fat loss harder, or the fact I had a few courses of Accutane that somehow fucked my system? Feels like I'd need to be a top athlete to just look normal again. Idk I'm really envious of people with better fat distribution or high metabolism rate; they can be alcoholics and sit on the sofa 24/7 and still not look hideous.



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Microslop Botware Anonymous 01/26/2026 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No. 74294 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uiX1Wn-lsPc [Embed]

Proud Linux and Windows 7 user here. LMFAO. I knew all the modern Microsoft operating systems were complete utter shit full of unnecessary bloatware years ago. This Windows 11 is a whole kind of new shitification. Updates are breaking the systems, it's slower than the older operating systems, it's literally full of spyware that steals and copies your personal files to their cloud, won't allow users to use your own files offline, takes snapshots of everything you do including your keystrokes (once considered trojan horse malware back in the day!)

How the fuck are plebs coping with this shit?

Meanwhile I got ISOs of Linux and Windows 7, my operating systems work just fine and I can pretty much access and do anything. Including torrenting and P2P. I can rip Youtube videos and store them offline, access them anytime I want. I actually own and control all my files without needing AI or the cloud.

People need to smart up and dump Microslop. Are the "masses who are asses" smart enough to bail their digital slavery shackles?
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Anonymous 01/28/2026 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.74338 del
As bad as Facebook and Twitter X are, at least there are still some people who give a damn about the demise and destruction of our society, economy and culture. Can't really say the same is true on these alt platforms anymore.


Anonymous 01/28/2026 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.74340 del
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Anonymous 01/29/2026 (Thu) 14:05 [Preview] No.74372 del
Windows 11 is a mirror of our broken modern society. Greedy. Stupid. Arrogant. Worthless. Pathetic.


Anonymous 01/30/2026 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.74388 del
34 tour flour wipe


Anonymous 01/30/2026 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.74394 del
>>74326
I haven't owned a TV for 13 years mostly because nothing interesting is on. I wouldn't buy one now seeing most all TVs are "smart" TVs and dumb TVs are rare.

>>74337
It's either ignored or they're contrarians and argue AI is good, especially on 4chan. They just say that because they fap their dicks off to shitty AI porn.



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Summer Fun


Anonymous 01/30/2026 (Fri) 01:54 [Preview] No.74389 del
qtard fab bot 506 what


Anonymous 01/30/2026 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.74392 del
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fileshare.zya.me/?e2gPz5/Julia-Rose-Full.rar


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Otk and friends twitch streamer drama gossip Anonymous 11/28/2025 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No. 72879 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
For those who are interested, everyone knows his friend.

https://www.instagram.com/kole404_/
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Anonymous 01/28/2026 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.74330 del
I know. I REALLY wanted that Tina vid. Kinda thinking it wasn't real.


Anonymous 01/29/2026 (Thu) 06:20 [Preview] No.74363 del


Anonymous 01/30/2026 (Fri) 00:50 [Preview] No.74378 del
Anyone made a full mega of the Emi leaks?


sage Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:21 [Preview] No.74400 del
>>74390
That's not a fucking leak. You just posted a fucking search engine that needs javascript to work properly. Hard pass on this shit.