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Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.76821 del
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Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:48 [Preview] No.76825 del
>>76821
Anyone know how to rip age restricted Youtube vidoes? There used to be a couple of obscure online video downloaders that could but all seem to have shut down their services recently. Asking because I'd like to backup some more videos for my collection!


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:34 [Preview] No.76838 del
why are you bumping this shitty thread by OP who got rejected by Nicole


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.76850 del
dont care, faggot.


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Celeb, Slime, TV & Slop AI Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 17:43 [Preview] No. 76841 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hon de laud hup hivel up nick
Hon de laud hup hivel up nick nick


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 23:47 [Preview] No.76849 del
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Actress from the recent movie Shelter with Jason Statham



Hazel AI
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sage Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:04 [Preview] No.76829 del
>>76733
>Same person posts these on 7chan and chanmx.

So this samefagging idiot >>76816 spams illegal content in those chans too?


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Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 22:22 [Preview] No.76848 del
>>76829
He is definitely obsessed with this Hazel and another girl. Just keeps threads about them alive for months or starts new ones if they get pruned.



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Otk twitch & kick gossip Anonymous 03/07/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No. 75321 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Shalom and gm and Emiru is guilty
Previous: >>72879
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sage Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.76831 del
>>76830
>It's a slow as board and you literally are from 4chan.

And that type of spam showed in 4shit all the time. There's not a lot of people else who would do this bad shit.

>>76750
>you say that as if this thread is worse than

Yes.
Yes it is Mr Newfag.
Please go back to 4chan. Please stay there.


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:31 [Preview] No.76837 del
>>76746
To tourists: 4chan seems to be rigged. Fuck off and leave us alone.


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 18:11 [Preview] No.76842 del
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>>76830
>>76831
I thought you were just retarded, but it turns out you are also a liar...

As long as people respect the rules of the site and the board, they are free to post what they want (it's called random for a reason). If you don't like it, then I can suggest a very nice site for you: reddit.

now go bait someone else with your scat, faggot


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 19:06 [Preview] No.76844 del
still looking for anyone who might have content on streamers they are holding.

I'm looking to collect, no leaks, no drama. buy, trade, whatever it is you want.

Session likely to die in the next couple months so make the most of it.


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Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 20:47 [Preview] No.76846 del
>>76842
youre retarded, you get banned for anything here.



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juicefasting Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 19:28 [Preview] No. 76756 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
tldr regeneration

anyone wants to hear about juice fasting? for many years i have been banned for talking about it on various imageboards, only in recent years it has somewhat relaxed.

today has been the first day of what likely is going to be a 40 day juice fast for me. don't confuse this with what most religious people call fasting, those bitches consider it fasting when they only eat in the evening. that's very weak, the religious people are very pampered weak consumers, the kind of people who choose to use the elevator when stairs are available. there are only a few of the strictest religious fanatics who do really hard fasting respectably; stair users.

for me this means i don't eat, i don't drink, all i consume is the fresh juice of fruits. i buy the fruit, wash them, prepare them and then i throw them in the slow juicer. i make the juice fresh. fresh living juice, not this pasteurized dead bullshit from the store. pic related, it is the juicer that i use. it is exceptionally easy to clean, not like the juicers that i started with many years ago.

the reason i am doing this is because juice fasting is the sweet spot for when it comes to self-healing. it is almost as healing as regular fasting with almost none of the discomfort or feeling of low energy. when enough juice is drunk in a day, even weightloss can be prevented. the goal by which i measure the juice fast a success is if i succeed in completely shitting myself empty.

i am already living very healthy so i expect it will not take 40 days but according to legend (which i have reason to believe is valid after years of doing my own experimentation) when the average person does what i do, DESPITE NOT ADDING ANY SOLIDS, SOLIDS WILL CONTINUE TO COME OUT FOR 40 DAYS. the bowel of the average person is so "caked" with undigested matter that the intended function of absorption barely works. almost everyone eats wrong, almost everyone is glued up, i intend to be one of the few who is not glued.

i am willing to answer your questions if you have any.
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Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 18:14 [Preview] No.76791 del
>>76790
>For men to dance in public...
Just do capoeira, combat sports or just know actually go do Tango/Other trad dancing if your country has a scene. (If the goal is to get on with a chick or to show off go do that. Its never gay to dance legitimately but calling something like Skating dancing is gay as an excuse to skate. Just do what you want.) Most people my age and older were too cool for dancing however so we did martial arts and full contact sports instead if we wanted to look tough and cool for the chicks. (Unless we were built with genetics for bodybuilding we did that.)


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 21:02 [Preview] No.76805 del
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>>76791
>Just do capoeira,

i guess capoeira is one of the more interesting options that really does have physical expression elements to it.

>or just know actually go do Tango/Other trad dancing if your country has a scene.

dancing these strict styles probably has it's advantages too but what i mean in physical expression is broader.

>but calling something like Skating dancing is gay as an excuse to skate.

you don't get it, the unconscious parts of yourself yearn for artistic expression, for physical play, for you experimenting with your body and never stop refining your motion process. skating is the total imersion into piloting your human vehicle and you keep learning little stuff, like how much you can trust gravity within a motion or rotation. in the gym you might get stronger, in the combat sports dojo you might learn to improve your kick but those skills don't transfer over to every other aspect of your life. they don't necessarily have it in them to show you how to move with grace or elegance or physical humor. fighting is learned primarily to satisfy petty survival worries, it is usually learned for all the wrong reasons.

>Most people my age and older were too cool for dancing
yeah when i was young people were like that too, this is the culture fucking people up and leaving healthy people with no choice but to reject mainstream culture.

>if we wanted to look tough and cool for the chicks.

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Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 03:28 [Preview] No.76810 del
>>76775
I suppose you’re right to some extent. Especially considering that Epstein basically had m00t create /pol/. Stranger things have happened, amirite? Anyways, thanks for the info op, dunno if I’ll ever do anything with it because I don’t have the means.


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 18:53 [Preview] No.76843 del
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day 3

had a bit of headache yesterday but then when i did exercise some jaw muscles (thus draining the entire head from lymphatic waste through muscle acticity). that helped and did some meditation, in fact i found out then when i am reading, i can do the most important meditative exercise that i know which is to shift the attention into what is called the inner body. so i am reading but i feel this electric glow in my entire body. it feels like a weak version of a strong orgasm but in the entire body and for as long as you want. nerves do not only transmit pain, since they are electric they also have a biological electrical field that you can literally turn on by moving attention from your thoughts into your body. attention controls your personal electric field yes. i literally feel pleasant electricity in my arms and feet and in the rest of my body until my entire body feels like it pleasantly glows.

this reduces the burden of unnecessary thoughts (thinking is a metabolic activity and creates metabolic waste) and worries and thus contribute to a clear head.

today i played tabletennis went running and went skating. no headache today, i guess because i read for like 3 hours in the sun and did my meditation while reading.


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 19:48 [Preview] No.76845 del
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day 3

had a bit of headache yesterday but then when i did exercise some jaw muscles (thus draining the entire head from lymphatic waste through muscle acticity). that helped and did some meditation, in fact i found out then when i am reading, i can do the most important meditative exercise that i know which is to shift the attention into what is called the inner body. so i am reading but i feel this electric glow in my entire body. it feels like a weak version of a strong orgasm but in the entire body and for as long as you want. nerves do not only transmit pain, since they are electric they also have a biological electrical field that you can literally turn on by moving attention from your thoughts into your body. attention controls your personal electric field yes. i literally feel pleasant electricity in my arms and feet and in the rest of my body until my entire body feels like it pleasantly glows.

this reduces the burden of unnecessary thoughts (thinking is a metabolic activity and creates metabolic waste) and worries and thus contribute to a clear head.

today i played tabletennis went running and went skating. no headache today, i guess because i read for like 3 hours in the sun and did my meditation while reading.

one more thing i noticed was that my eyes and nose felt particularly moist and good today. sometimes my eyes feel a bit dry, in the winter or when i smoked weed² but not today. i just feel good when i do this. i know this, my body knows this and i felt stupid every time i broke the combo and ate a piece of bread of a portion of rice. only a few weeks ago i completely stopped eating cooked food for good after taking way to long to realize it was better. i should have completely stopped like 4 years ago. but i learned one thing from being this slow: i learned that just one portion of what people would consider harmless cooked food every other day is enough to fall out of detox, to fall out of pleasant moistness. my current guess is that even one cooked meal per weak is likely enough for someone to break the combo and never to experience regular baseline healthy. so i would expect a reasonable balance of cooked food is once or twice a month. i'm done playing this stupid game though. i'm outie with cooked food!

²which i don't do anymore, smoking is awful, this winter i learned how to make coconut infused weed oil and i am looking forward to next winter, where i will make it again; smoking even the smalles possible dose



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Trannnies seriously be like, "No no! My amorphous, malleable, self-described "neuro-atypical" abstract mental model couldn't be confused. It is the hard physical evidence that is wrong!"

"Now bring me my stimmies!"



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fuck paedos Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No. 76364 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
bump this thread whenever cp is the first post here.
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Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 01:58 [Preview] No.76727 del
>>76423
>I know that I check this thread regularly everyday, even though I don't always post something.
Hmmmkay glad to have you here anon. Keep posting and lurking on /b/ since there's always some good shit going on here.

>The "Otk twitch & kick gossip" thread is an alternative thread that exist on 4chan /b/

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 4channers are here.

They just have to go back man.


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:09 [Preview] No.76747 del
>>76727
>They just have to go back man
nah, it's good that endchan get more popular as a 4chan replacement


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:16 [Preview] No.76835 del
>>76747
>nah, it's good that endchan get more popular as a 4chan replacement

Hell no man.
That's what happened with 8chn and redditors coming in too and they went and ruined that site completely.

Besides, all the good 4chn posters left ages ago. Now it's just normieniggers posting there.


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:17 [Preview] No.76836 del
>>76364
Spam got posted again.

Report it so mods can nuke it to hell pls


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:46 [Preview] No.76839 del
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>>76836
I want to say that the person (OP) doing this is a 4chan user.

Some friends have DDoSed 4chan in the last two days.

He spends all day reporting 4chan users on 4chan.

Especially if their political opinions don't align with his beliefs.

He reports them from CP because it's easier and automatic. The 4chan admins are useless; it takes them a week to reinstate those accounts.

Multiple bans mean your account won't recover.

This person is known as a chronically online Karen. Pay attention. If this message disappears, or my account disappears...

Sincerely, a retarded autistic person



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it took so long to get diddy in prison as a disatified american i dont understand why diddy gets so much pardons and we dont now whos with me to give a toast to the anarchists lol
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Anonymous 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.74420 del
>>70984
hello heello test test


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 02:04 [Preview] No.76729 del
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>>71576
His lawyer is currently trying to appeal the sentence. So he may be out soon and diddling some more people again.

Maybe even diddling >YOU


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.76748 del
As the great George Carlin used to warn us about corporations, media, government and politics "it's all one big fucking club and you and me ain't in it!" George Carlin was the last true liberal who actually made sense in my opinion.


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 20:14 [Preview] No.76758 del
>>70984
how the hell is my shitpost thread still up


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:14 [Preview] No.76834 del
>>76758
>how the hell is my shitpost thread still up

It's a good thread budy



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THE BOYCOTT LIST. Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No. 76257 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello anons! I am making and updating a comprehensive list of Products, Brands, Services, Companies
and Operating Systems to BOYCOTT. This idea came about after many corporations started mandating subscriptions just to use the products that you buy and should rightfully have full ownership of. This is also a response to the growing attack on our civil liberties and online privacy with the push for digital identifications and age verification to track and trace everyone all the time. If you value consumer choice, protection of your private data, user freedom and private ownership of the products you buy CHECK IT OUT!

THE BOYCOTT LIST:

https://archive.ph/84Sv9
https://paste.artixlinux.org/view/c59070f9

If anyone else has any tips to offer feel free to add any to this thread. Let us all know if there is a corporate brand screwing over or interfering with you after purchasing something from them. If we want a true free market we need to protect consumer choice, privacy and the freedom of user ownership.
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Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 02:22 [Preview] No.76732 del
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>>76394
>>76590
>Smart utilities that rely on internet for functionality with detailed reasons listed.

LOL those "smart devices" spy on practically everything you do. It's like having a living botnet in your living room. That you pay to have installed in your home


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:19 [Preview] No.76749 del
>>76732
Yup, which is why this was added to the boycott list, although I really need to start detailing actual brand names and if anons could help me out with that I'd be very thankful for tips and suggestions. I'm also investigating a tip from another source which claims Sony headphones now come with subscription mandates in order to function, so I am constantly hunting down these corporate fraudsters to the best of my ability.


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 21:03 [Preview] No.76759 del
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https://archive.ph/AzDAh
https://paste.t1ip.com/view/347888ef

Updated 4-13-2026:

-Samsung and LG brands now added to the Boycott List after diligent review.
(See alongside Vizio critique and other smart appliances to avoid).

-Twitch was added to the Boycott List due to censorship and doxxing of many gamers. Glowing honeypot.


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:11 [Preview] No.76832 del
>>76749
>>76749
It's ok. Take your time and do things one step at a time anon. Little by little


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>>76759
>-Twitch was added to the Boycott List due to censorship and doxxing of many gamers. Glowing honeypot.

Man, Twitch was great before the ewhores swarmed it and took over. Used to have lots of good game streamers, but now it's just dumb brainless whores scamming simps out of their money. It fucking sucks man.