/b/ - Random

Anything posted here are autistic works of fiction, only a fool would take them seriously.

Boards | Magrathea | Catalog | Bottom

Check to confirm you're not a robot
Email
Subject
Comment
Password
Drawing x size canvas
File(s)

Remember to follow the rules

Max file size: 350.00 MB

Max files: 5

Max message length: 4096


(341.01 KB 1231x602 juicer.png)
juicefasting Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 19:28 [Preview] No. 76756 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
tldr regeneration

anyone wants to hear about juice fasting? for many years i have been banned for talking about it on various imageboards, only in recent years it has somewhat relaxed.

today has been the first day of what likely is going to be a 40 day juice fast for me. don't confuse this with what most religious people call fasting, those bitches consider it fasting when they only eat in the evening. that's very weak, the religious people are very pampered weak consumers, the kind of people who choose to use the elevator when stairs are available. there are only a few of the strictest religious fanatics who do really hard fasting respectably; stair users.

for me this means i don't eat, i don't drink, all i consume is the fresh juice of fruits. i buy the fruit, wash them, prepare them and then i throw them in the slow juicer. i make the juice fresh. fresh living juice, not this pasteurized dead bullshit from the store. pic related, it is the juicer that i use. it is exceptionally easy to clean, not like the juicers that i started with many years ago.

the reason i am doing this is because juice fasting is the sweet spot for when it comes to self-healing. it is almost as healing as regular fasting with almost none of the discomfort or feeling of low energy. when enough juice is drunk in a day, even weightloss can be prevented. the goal by which i measure the juice fast a success is if i succeed in completely shitting myself empty.

i am already living very healthy so i expect it will not take 40 days but according to legend (which i have reason to believe is valid after years of doing my own experimentation) when the average person does what i do, DESPITE NOT ADDING ANY SOLIDS, SOLIDS WILL CONTINUE TO COME OUT FOR 40 DAYS. the bowel of the average person is so "caked" with undigested matter that the intended function of absorption barely works. almost everyone eats wrong, almost everyone is glued up, i intend to be one of the few who is not glued.

i am willing to answer your questions if you have any.
38 posts and 9 images omitted.


Anonymous 04/22/2026 (Wed) 23:47 [Preview] No.77018 del
thinking about quitting and waiting for summer to retry. i'm constantly cold because fruit cools the body so much. summer clearly is the best time to do this.

when i first did longer fasting, i was bingewatching cooking videos and researched recipes. had cravings for bread.

have not farted in a long time.

no such cravings this time, more tiredness and lack of exercise i guess. i'm missing the delightful crunch of a cucumber and the sweet fruity and spicey taste of a lemon ginger onion nutbutter🤤.


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 16:21 [Preview] No.77045 del
>>76786
Holy shit you really are a retarded jeet, what does chemotherapy have to do with any of this? Can you just fucking die with your malnutrional diet already?


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:04 [Preview] No.77046 del
>Holy shit you really are a retarded jeet, what does chemotherapy have to do with any of this? Can you just fucking die with your malnutrional diet already?

how about instead of being hostile and succumb to your feminine emotional outburst you instead keep your dignity and answer the question and you will see where i am going with this.

the question was: what is the deathrate of chemo?


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 20:40 [Preview] No.77077 del
day 11 fast ended today

it is still too cold here. sustaining myself in the most cooling way feels out of place so i cut it short. was a good fast though, i didn't bother weighing myself before and after, this was vibe fasting. i succeeded in including water first thing in the morning, the sunbathing and more exercise and i am still in the midst of the clarity of mind that i get from fasting. in general i am not sweating enough. normal eating feels very cloudy in the head compared, i heard it described as mindfog. i may have said so before but i worked my stupid job way faster and better.

i ate strawberries today and i made a dip (from mostly herbs, spices onion and nuts/seeds) which i ate with raw cucumber and bell pepper. damn the cucumber is a tasty treat! organic cucumbers were on sale so i bought 5. some people consider cucumber something like a entré or a salad but for me it is the most important part of the meal 🤣


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 21:32 [Preview] No.77079 del
i noticed this when i did an all grape juice fast a few months ago. after a fast when the digestive system is empty, pooping just feels good. it is hard to describe, it is like a joyous occasion that you are not used to enjoy. while most people literally have a stick in the ass (potentially even hardened undigested matter being stuck in the digestive system, biofilm, glue, however you want to call it) a clean gi-tract was meant to feel like a sensory organ.

lol i hate a skating accident yesterday, i toppled over like a tree but i fell good and dissipated into somewhat of a roll with just the tiniest scuff on one hand. continued skating as if nothing happened and went running today. a few days ago i just slipped in the street and had another topple on a very busy plaza. some women came and thought i was seriously injured but i quickly got back up and continue to run to the library 😂. i got good at not injuring myself when i fall over and i guess i am already at that age were people think when i fall in the street it might be over for me but i am far from over. running as a mode of transportation around the neighborhood is very underrated. i have never seen anyone else do it. they all walk slow like they are in pain here.



(38.00 KB 474x266 OIP-C-2585785897.jpg)
(354.37 KB 1081x1207 Screenshot BOYCOTT.png)
THE BOYCOTT LIST. Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No. 76257 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello anons! I am making and updating a comprehensive list of Products, Brands, Services, Companies
and Operating Systems to BOYCOTT. This idea came about after many corporations started mandating subscriptions just to use the products that you buy and should rightfully have full ownership of. This is also a response to the growing attack on our civil liberties and online privacy with the push for digital identifications and age verification to track and trace everyone all the time. If you value consumer choice, protection of your private data, user freedom and private ownership of the products you buy CHECK IT OUT!

THE BOYCOTT LIST:

https://archive.ph/84Sv9
https://paste.artixlinux.org/view/c59070f9

If anyone else has any tips to offer feel free to add any to this thread. Let us all know if there is a corporate brand screwing over or interfering with you after purchasing something from them. If we want a true free market we need to protect consumer choice, privacy and the freedom of user ownership.
41 posts and 7 images omitted.


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.77038 del
>>76996
And more than half the population would flee that tyrannical shithole country. Government should never ever have the power to dictate what we put on a dinner plate, that is insanely fascistic.


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 13:20 [Preview] No.77039 del
>>77033
Yep, you have the right to boycott whatever you like. You DO NOT have the right to dictate what I wish to eat though.


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:39 [Preview] No.77048 del
>>77033
>>77033
>>76996
>>77038
>>77039
Just make a new thread fags. Stop derailing this one


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 19:55 [Preview] No.77075 del
>>77038
>And more than half the population would flee that tyrannical shithole country.
Fleeing shouldn't be allowed. Close the borders.
>Government should never ever have the power to dictate what we put on a dinner plate, that is insanely fascistic.
You should never ever have the power to murder animal and consume the dead body of it. This is real fascism, murdering other being just because you want to taste dead body.

>>77039
>Yep, you have the right to boycott whatever you like. You DO NOT have the right to dictate what I wish to eat though.
You DO NOT have the right to dictate that other beings should be murdered for meat.

>>77048
First you stop eating meat. You have no right to call to boycott before you boycott meat.


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 20:08 [Preview] No.77076 del
i still have not taken the time to read this thread even though it is relevant to my interest and i wanted to leave op a bizeps 💪💪



manifesting Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No. 76275 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
do you have a good system not to be overwhelmed by all the stuff you try to do? would love to have serious discussion on time management in case anyone is interested. maybe i am not the only one feeling strange for wasting the limited time of this short life. i actually found stuff that helped me but more on that later itt!

i tried to do without for a long time and did not get done all that much. wasted a lot of time on video games, though it was not a complete waste. i noticed the same complications over and over again when i try to make better use of my time. here is a list of them:

>mood
sometimes i make plans to do something the next day but then i get molested or stalked or attacked in some way or someone paints graffiti on my car and i am just depressed and i assumed i wasn't going to be but and then i feel like i can't continue

>various amount of energy
some days i feel strong, other days i feel weak

>unrealistic idea of time
sometimes i look at what i want to do and it is so much that i lose hope or get intimidated and believe it is impossible, then at other times i am in a flow state i have unlimited energy and can do anything

>forgetting
some times i realize that i had just forgotten to do something i wanted to do

>sheer volume of things

Message too long. Click here to view full text.

39 posts and 28 images omitted.


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:48 [Preview] No.77069 del
>>77041
that's a respectable approach.

now imagine you have 45 things going instead of 2.


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 19:21 [Preview] No.77071 del
(13.97 KB 946x1309 plan and reality.webp)
this distinction represented a real breakthrough for me.

when all i had was one column in a standard paper-calendar i can buy in a stationary store, i would make a plan at a certain time and then things would get in the way and i had to delay and i noticed i was busy trying to make my calendar look like a diary and make sure that it accurately represents what i actually did that day. i would cross stuff out and write it in at a later time. or use whiteout and i noticed i was constantly busy re writing my day because stuff got in between.

the reason i believed this was a valuable approach worth reifining is that it gives me a birds eye view of the day. i recently found out that this deep belief i have held, is actually so common that they named it some kind of law. the law of 'something': seeing a problem absolutely clear is half the solution. and i believe this to be true.

usually when i am overwhelmed by something, i find some way (usually involving big a4 or even bigger a5 sized paper) to visualize the situation in a mindmap/flowchart style and when i have sufficiently visualized something, the solution becomes so obvious, that it jumps at me.

even planning nothing, just using the day as a diary i found to be a powerful motivator and reminder to use my time wisely. this is what the right side is for. it is a diary but not like a teenager's diary all about heartbreak and depression but about baseline stuff. when i woke up, when i went to bed, when i fell asleep, when i ate what, when i drank what, when i pooped. this thing helps me keep healthy.


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 19:28 [Preview] No.77072 del
(24.47 KB 946x1309 plan and reality2.webp)
one example is when i have off days where i can't do anything and instead revert into the videogame addiction of my youth. all it takes for me to break the spell is to be completely unhinged about it and write it into the right side.

it is one thing to waste a day and then forget about it and get away with it.

it is an entirely different beast when you are present while you are doing it and keep track of it on paper so that at the end of the day you can see what you did.

IMAGINE SEEING THIS WAS YOUR DAY. isn't that motivation enough to question it and try to make better use of your time? the only way unconscious bad habits can survive is when they go under your radar. well? THIS IS YOUR RADAR!

just seeing a day like that is enough to give me the feeling of "oh shit, i can't keep living like that, life is precious i need to make good use of my time in this short life"!

if you understood how sneaky the unconscious works, you would agree that this is an incredible tool to keep you informed about yourself.


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 19:40 [Preview] No.77073 del
(29.02 KB 946x1309 plan and reality 3.webp)
all the stuff i would use a calendar for, i only write on the left side. i just make a plan of the things i am trying to do that day. i roughly try to write it next to the hour were i intend to do it. especially the left side does not have to be time-accurate. it might be, but on some days i have no idea so i just write it at the top, left of the 0.


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 19:53 [Preview] No.77074 del
(48.86 KB 946x1309 plan and reality 4.webp)
now the final step is that when i do something, i don't write it on the right side, that is too cumbersome. instead i make a quick circle around it and then i draw a line to when i did it on the right.

i noticed something in my efforts that was always missing from my planning: on some days i would not do the things i had plans, because i thought of way better things to do. i would make the executive decision to make even better use of my time and change plans mid-day. i wanted my calendar to reflect this in a celebratory way.

then some days i would look at my calendar and it would depress me that i got so little done that i had planned but then i remembered what i actually did (this was before i invented the 2-columns) and i was struck with my own stupidity: WAIT A MOMENT, WHAT AM I DISAPPOINTED FOR, I DID SOMETHING WAY BETTER THEN I HAD PLANNED AND MADE EVEN BETTER USE OF MY TIME AND I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT IT AND FELT BAD FOR NO REASON! WTF?!

with this harmony of the left and the right side i thought it was easier to leave room for being spontaneous because too much planning makes everyone a dull boy i'd assume.



(167.37 KB 1068x1440 0.jpg)
desiree Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 15:47 [Preview] No. 77043 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Looks like desiree to me. crazy she has tats and its been years. dudes still want her nudes


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 15:48 [Preview] No.77044 del
Is there any new content??


sage Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:38 [Preview] No.77047 del
>>77043
the fuck you talking about OP?


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:58 [Preview] No.77070 del
>>77043
theres no way thats her



(466.17 KB 1280x720 end-xmas-spec.jpg)
Invitation to Endchan's Fourth Christmas Special! Anonymous Global volunteer 12/15/2019 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No. 25158 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Discussion thread:
>>>/operate/10818

Thanks.
125 posts and 86 images omitted.


Anonymous 03/16/2026 (Mon) 18:56 [Preview] No.75629 del
Hope the April movie stream is good


Anonymous Admin 04/02/2026 (Thu) 17:19 [Preview] No.76232 del
(218.02 KB 1000x1414 mad-cats-a.jpg)
Mad Cats
April 4th
At 8:00 and 19:00 UTC
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 02:42 [Preview] No.76412 del
>>76232
Just missed this stream. Maybe I'll watch the next one though.


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:03 [Preview] No.77058 del
When's the next movie stream and what's being streamed?


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:44 [Preview] No.77067 del
>>77058
May 2



(265.37 KB 646x595 1743842302319720.png)
i can't take it any longer, i need to post frogs somewhere.
20 posts and 43 images omitted.


Anonymous 03/17/2026 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.75650 del
Bump
u
m
p


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 02:21 [Preview] No.76403 del
(96.20 KB 911x911 1243678449.jpg)
(85.47 KB 500x744 literally-me.jpg)
(107.21 KB 1267x785 rug.png)
>>58156
Got a little of them


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:12 [Preview] No.77064 del
Something like this OP?


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:15 [Preview] No.77066 del
(29.47 KB 554x554 taco apu.jpg)



Hi, I'm asking for a loan or donation of 1699.16€ or $1930. I would pay you back around €100 per month and most times far more than that, especially if I get re-employed later (I'm a programmer) in which case I can pay the whole sum within two months.

dongdicks9000@hotmail.com is my contact email and Paypal.

I've tried most everything so far, asking relatives, Paypal Credit... I can't get a loan from banks either.

It's for pic related laptop ordered directly from Lenovo. Why? Well Amazon or eBay I won't try because I keep reading horror reviews of wrong specs etc, and they're used machines anyway. I do heavy multimedia projects most of the time, not just programming.
11 posts omitted.


Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.74401 del
>>69215
See

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RayBtI71VLA [Embed]


Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 20:49 [Preview] No.74411 del
>>74401
Or maybe you should try killing yourself


Anonymous 02/12/2026 (Thu) 03:43 [Preview] No.74616 del
>>74411
>>74411
You talking to me, the OP or yourself?


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:01 [Preview] No.77056 del


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:12 [Preview] No.77065 del
>>74401
i consider your telling him to get a job worse then op begging. jobs are awful. if you weren't rotten, you'd tell people not to get jobs because you wouldn't want people to suffer like that.



(20.00 KB 281x498 images.jpeg)
fuck paedos Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No. 76364 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
bump this thread whenever cp is the first post here.
18 posts omitted.


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:09 [Preview] No.76747 del
>>76727
>They just have to go back man
nah, it's good that endchan get more popular as a 4chan replacement


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:16 [Preview] No.76835 del
>>76747
>nah, it's good that endchan get more popular as a 4chan replacement

Hell no man.
That's what happened with 8chn and redditors coming in too and they went and ruined that site completely.

Besides, all the good 4chn posters left ages ago. Now it's just normieniggers posting there.


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:17 [Preview] No.76836 del
>>76364
Spam got posted again.

Report it so mods can nuke it to hell pls


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:46 [Preview] No.76839 del
(209.13 KB 888x460 asmon tards.mp4)
>>76836
I want to say that the person (OP) doing this is a 4chan user.

Some friends have DDoSed 4chan in the last two days.

He spends all day reporting 4chan users on 4chan.

Especially if their political opinions don't align with his beliefs.

He reports them from CP because it's easier and automatic. The 4chan admins are useless; it takes them a week to reinstate those accounts.

Multiple bans mean your account won't recover.

This person is known as a chronically online Karen. Pay attention. If this message disappears, or my account disappears...

Sincerely, a retarded autistic person


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:11 [Preview] No.77063 del
>>76747
4shit is never going to die anon. Realistically speaking



(69.32 KB 353x332 questions cat.png)
How did 2025 go for you /b/?

Any plans for new years eve and 2026 in general?
13 posts and 2 images omitted.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 03:10 [Preview] No.76419 del
>>75652
First 2 are doable on their own

3rd one depends entirely on luck and your location.

Use this information to your advantge anon


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 04:21 [Preview] No.76431 del
>>75660
I honestly feel bad for Iran because of trumps retardism.


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.76730 del
>>76431
>>76431
Dude I literally have a Iranian friend who's parents left when the Iran-Iraq war was happening. His Dad fought as a soldier and everything. And now all of this is happening to him all at the same time.

This shit sux man.


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 02:19 [Preview] No.76731 del
(264.10 KB 960x1280 ep2.jpeg)
>>75660
>Too old to be drafted but regardless, hell no I won't fight for neo-con zionist war pigs. Fuck the USSA Today.

You mean you don't want to die in a pointless Middle Eastern war for people like pic related anon?

Really? C'mon. Maybe fight a few times and then they'll let you go home scot free. Promise!


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:10 [Preview] No.77062 del
(121.58 KB 488x425 frog pic.jpeg)
Prices are going up due to current wars.

What do /b/?



(20.72 KB 512x512 tv channel.png)
YT channel mega thread Anonymous 06/28/2025 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No. 70278 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Last thread 404'd. Making a new one

Post cool and interesting YT channels here. Doesn't have to be yt. Vimeo, rumble, odysee, a full website, etc. Post whatever you got.
52 posts and 8 images omitted.


Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.76248 del
(5.19 MB 360x640 CMAF_360.mp4)
Techmoan is daddy


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.76352 del
plump


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 02:39 [Preview] No.76410 del
Gianni Matragrano

He makes a lot YTP/Duke nukem content. He's also good at voice acting and available for voice acting gigs. Highly recommend


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:06 [Preview] No.77061 del
>>76541
Video Esssay's he gives are a little long sometimes, but still good content.