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Cutting is fun :3 Anonymous 02/27/2026 (Fri) 17:23 [Preview] No. 74914 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Excuse the baby cuts. I just started.

https://temp-image.com/jdZUvOJrHCivIIu

Attention please
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Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.76456 del
>>76441
>Safety razor
>doesn't use it safely
retard


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.76514 del
Haven’t been photographing my cuts. Baby bean


Tired Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 04:38 [Preview] No.76566 del
>>76432
Accepted. Hope to talk to you soon.


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 23:20 [Preview] No.76896 del
Sorry I haven’t been posting my cuts.


Anonymous 04/17/2026 (Fri) 00:15 [Preview] No.76898 del
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Can you do like a "ring" of a cut so there's an island of skin in the middle? That would be sick.



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I just took a really pretty shit, and I'd like to share it with you guys.


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 20:38 [Preview] No.76894 del
oh wow very textured and dry. mine is smooth and moist. you would benefit greatly from chewing your food more. you are but a bag of fluids and so does your stommach expect the food you swallow: a liquid. when you only chew enough to be able to swallow it down, you are swallowing inaccessible surface area that the liquids your stommach is adding can not touch. best case this is just roughage and it flows through you (though you might not have that good of a flow given how dry your sausage is). worst case this gets stuck in your gi tract.


Anonymous 04/17/2026 (Fri) 00:10 [Preview] No.76897 del
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>>76894

Bad advice. Enjoy your inevitable colon cancer tho.



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Celeb, Slime, TV & Slop AI Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 17:43 [Preview] No. 76841 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hon de laud hup hivel up nick
Hon de laud hup hivel up nick nick


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 14:02 [Preview] No.76879 del
Golden age of TV was 50s, 60s and 70s. Most the shows and sitcoms I watch are from those great eras. 80s had some good shows but that was the begging of the decline. There are only a very few shows after the year 2000 worth watching and absolutely nothing worth watching now days. I cut cable TV service way before the whole "cable cutting" movement, even before streaming existed. My VHS and DVD collections are massive LOL.


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 18:07 [Preview] No.76886 del
>>76879
I love watching retro TV from 20-40 years ago. My rolloff point is about 2013. They went to making teen fantasy romance for streaming then.


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 20:43 [Preview] No.76895 del
>>76886
Last great modern TV shows I watched were Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul which I bought on DVD box sets.



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Animals = humans Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No. 76866 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Animals are conscious beings just like humans.
To eat animal, it is equal to eating human.
Humans = organized nazi mafia that voted/decided to murder other beings (outside the mafia).
Humans have almost the same skeleton and internal organs like other species. So if you are eating animals you are practicing cannibalism.
If you eat animals or commit harm to other animals or humans, you are committing this suffering to yourself. Separate minds/brains are just a illusion.
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Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 12:58 [Preview] No.76874 del
Evolution created you. For evolution, human and a deer is same thing, equal, just another organism that eats food and poops.


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.76875 del
>>76874
You still have yet to explain how it is 'wrong' that many animals are carnivores who kill other animals for food.


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 18:12 [Preview] No.76887 del
>>76871
>>76875
Carnivores eating other animals is evil and we have to stop this. Nature is bad.

But they have not much choice unlike you, human, who can easily live on vegan or vegetarian diet. You have no excuses to eat meat.


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 20:31 [Preview] No.76892 del
It is a real lamb bred pure white and sinless with the smallest penis possible that does what it's told. That is the true nature of reality. It will be worshiped as the object of our salvation. For God is the bearer of all good things.

>For you know that you were not redeemed from your useless [spiritually unproductive] way of life inherited [by tradition] from your forefathers with perishable things like silver and gold, but [you were actually purchased] with precious blood, like that of a [sacrificial] lamb unblemished and spotless, the priceless blood of Christ. For He was foreordained (foreknown) before the foundation of the world, but has appeared [publicly] in these last times for your sake

You were bought at a price; do not become slaves of human beings. - 1 Corinthians 7:23


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 20:38 [Preview] No.76893 del
Humans are omnivores which is why most people eat both meat and vegetables. Both are healthy foods, as long as they are not highly processed or cured with chemicals. While I agree it is unfortunate animals are killed for food I still would not want to live in a world where we cannot eat meat. I like it too much and it is part of my keto diet (meat, fish, vegetables and dairy/ low sugar low carb diet).

Foods humans should actually avoid is too much sugar and carbs because that causes obesity, diabetes and cancer. Most mass processed foods are filled with sugars, carbs and toxic chemicals.



live Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 17:42 [Preview] No. 76885 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have been knowing 4chan for over a year. Wish could've known it during its glory. A piece of trash now. This and me both.
Just living, can't even accuse the guilty.
I know who, what, why, when...still seems nothing.I see me in 4c (my region isnt even allowed to post on 4c)


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 19:31 [Preview] No.76889 del
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I'm an oldfag from first gen 4chan. Anything you wanted to know?


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 20:26 [Preview] No.76891 del
4chan sucks donkey balls.



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juicefasting Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 19:28 [Preview] No. 76756 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
tldr regeneration

anyone wants to hear about juice fasting? for many years i have been banned for talking about it on various imageboards, only in recent years it has somewhat relaxed.

today has been the first day of what likely is going to be a 40 day juice fast for me. don't confuse this with what most religious people call fasting, those bitches consider it fasting when they only eat in the evening. that's very weak, the religious people are very pampered weak consumers, the kind of people who choose to use the elevator when stairs are available. there are only a few of the strictest religious fanatics who do really hard fasting respectably; stair users.

for me this means i don't eat, i don't drink, all i consume is the fresh juice of fruits. i buy the fruit, wash them, prepare them and then i throw them in the slow juicer. i make the juice fresh. fresh living juice, not this pasteurized dead bullshit from the store. pic related, it is the juicer that i use. it is exceptionally easy to clean, not like the juicers that i started with many years ago.

the reason i am doing this is because juice fasting is the sweet spot for when it comes to self-healing. it is almost as healing as regular fasting with almost none of the discomfort or feeling of low energy. when enough juice is drunk in a day, even weightloss can be prevented. the goal by which i measure the juice fast a success is if i succeed in completely shitting myself empty.

i am already living very healthy so i expect it will not take 40 days but according to legend (which i have reason to believe is valid after years of doing my own experimentation) when the average person does what i do, DESPITE NOT ADDING ANY SOLIDS, SOLIDS WILL CONTINUE TO COME OUT FOR 40 DAYS. the bowel of the average person is so "caked" with undigested matter that the intended function of absorption barely works. almost everyone eats wrong, almost everyone is glued up, i intend to be one of the few who is not glued.

i am willing to answer your questions if you have any.
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n/a Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.76853 del
retarded faggot literally risking his life doing this shit btw


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.76861 del
>>76853
> retarded faggot literally risking his life doing this shit btw

what's the risk and why are you hostile


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.76864 del
>>76853
No way anon. You glow.


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.76865 del
From what I know about juicing is you do this in regiments, you don't completely substitute eating. You simply eat less food, juicing helps you diet yet still sustain the vitamins and minerals your body needs.


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 20:03 [Preview] No.76890 del
>>76865
>From what I know about juicing is you do this in regiments, you don't completely substitute eating.

i guess you don't know the idea behind juice fasting and why it is done. if i was you and i wanted to learn about it, this dude has done a good job in creating a simple approach. i attached the first two parts taken from his 2023 video:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=k6bL2zKghfI [Embed]

i've listened to almost all his stuff and the dude tries to get you to pay to be part of his fasting group and plays cringe music but other then that i think his information is spot on. as far as i am aware nobody has condensed this knowledge in such an approachable way, i would have loved to see this video 8 years ago and start with this.

the plan was to do the strict juicefast he is recommending but i guess i am doing it in my own way after all, easing into it the way i see fit which might not be as straight-forward and to the point as his method.

today is day 4 and i feel great and i did not drink enough juice today and everything smelled delicious where i was today but i remained tough guy and drank tea and coffee until i got home where i drank a big juice made from pineapple, grapes, ginger, cucumber and oranges.

since i still have bananas left over i make juice and blend 2 bananas into it. technically not a juice but i am easing into it. i did a very strict one not too long ago, it will be interesting to see if easing into it with banana will delay any effects i am feeling, which i don't mind. i am not aiming for perfection this time. i did that last time. last time was perfection.



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THE BOYCOTT LIST. Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No. 76257 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello anons! I am making and updating a comprehensive list of Products, Brands, Services, Companies
and Operating Systems to BOYCOTT. This idea came about after many corporations started mandating subscriptions just to use the products that you buy and should rightfully have full ownership of. This is also a response to the growing attack on our civil liberties and online privacy with the push for digital identifications and age verification to track and trace everyone all the time. If you value consumer choice, protection of your private data, user freedom and private ownership of the products you buy CHECK IT OUT!

THE BOYCOTT LIST:

https://archive.ph/84Sv9
https://paste.artixlinux.org/view/c59070f9

If anyone else has any tips to offer feel free to add any to this thread. Let us all know if there is a corporate brand screwing over or interfering with you after purchasing something from them. If we want a true free market we need to protect consumer choice, privacy and the freedom of user ownership.
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Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 13:27 [Preview] No.76876 del
>>76867
If normies want to keep getting ripped off and just complain about it all over social media then so be it. I on the other hand will take action and actively boycott these companies. There are still generic brands and utilities being sold if you look for them. All it takes is a little diligence and effort to find alternatives, that is what makes a free market great, or at least what is left of it.


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 13:32 [Preview] No.76877 del
>>76873
Grieving over basic human civilization does not exempt corrupt governments from committing acts of genocide asshole.


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.76878 del
>>76876
You need to visit normie social media and spread your boycott theory there, otherwise nobody will hear about it.

>>76877
>Grieving over basic human civilization does not exempt corrupt governments from committing acts of genocide asshole.
Raising animals in cages and murdering them is not "basic civilization" but it's exactly "genocide". You are angry at one genocide while committing another genocide.


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 17:24 [Preview] No.76884 del
>>76878
It's hypocritical to spread a boycott list on platforms that I swore to boycott. I do see people complain about these issues though so maybe this will catch on someday, hopefully someone influential finds this list and advertises it one day, that's what I hope.

As far as killing animals we should only do that in a humane way, and we should always allow the cows to roam farmland and eat grass. Fresh meat is a healthy source of vitamins and minerals after all, it's the mass processed corporate label meats that are garbage and inhumanely raised. Want meat that was humanely raised and killed then support your local farmer markets, buy it from family farmers and support the local processors.


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 18:18 [Preview] No.76888 del
>>76884
>It's hypocritical to spread a boycott list on platforms that I swore to boycott.
It's not hypocritical and even if it was, there is nothing bad about hypocrisy.
You published your boycott list on a place (endchan) that most people probably already think like you and it's semi-dead place with few people. You need to spread your message to more people.

>As far as killing animals we should only do that in a humane way, and we should always allow the cows to roam farmland and eat grass. Fresh meat is a healthy source of vitamins and minerals after all, it's the mass processed corporate label meats that are garbage and inhumanely raised.
There is no humane way to murder. Killing animals is evil, if you kill animal you should be killed as well. Factory meat is more evil than what you propose but both are evil.

If you do such evil to animals you deserve oligarchs to destroy your life and make you poor.



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Trannnies seriously be like, "No no! My amorphous, malleable, self-described "neuro-atypical" abstract mental model couldn't be confused. It is the hard physical evidence that is wrong!"

"Now bring me my stimmies!"


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>>76840

based 40 get



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hiiiii
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Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 11:48 [Preview] No.76825 del
>>76821
Anyone know how to rip age restricted Youtube vidoes? There used to be a couple of obscure online video downloaders that could but all seem to have shut down their services recently. Asking because I'd like to backup some more videos for my collection!


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:34 [Preview] No.76838 del
why are you bumping this shitty thread by OP who got rejected by Nicole


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.76850 del
dont care, faggot.


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Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.76881 del
>>76821
You really have to dig for the existing obscure online rippers but there are still some out there, here you go.



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Otk twitch & kick gossip Anonymous 03/07/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No. 75321 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Shalom and gm and Emiru is guilty
Previous: >>72879
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sage Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:08 [Preview] No.76830 del
>>76745
>nta but why do you persist to think that whoever is
Literally everytime porn gets spammed, that spam shows up. It's a slow as board and you literally are from 4chan.

>>76769
>What’s /b/ think of my girl?
Still better to look at than these onlywnobodyhores.

And this thread is totally not just them trying to get more subscribers


sage Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.76831 del
>>76830
>It's a slow as board and you literally are from 4chan.

And that type of spam showed in 4shit all the time. There's not a lot of people else who would do this bad shit.

>>76750
>you say that as if this thread is worse than

Yes.
Yes it is Mr Newfag.
Please go back to 4chan. Please stay there.


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 18:11 [Preview] No.76842 del
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>>76830
>>76831
I thought you were just retarded, but it turns out you are also a liar...

As long as people respect the rules of the site and the board, they are free to post what they want (it's called random for a reason). If you don't like it, then I can suggest a very nice site for you: reddit.

now go bait someone else with your scat, faggot


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 20:47 [Preview] No.76846 del
>>76842
youre retarded, you get banned for anything here.


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.76880 del