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test Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 01:53 [Preview] No.76725 del
>>71217
>>76720
>>76721
>>76712
>>76670
Why do "you people" spam porn on our imageboard then spam and slide C and the Pee at the same time? What are you trying to do here?

For real. Our board got spammed again just after this thread got bumped again. Same things happened as the last time.


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 02:26 [Preview] No.76733 del
>>76725
Same person posts these on 7chan and chanmx.


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juicefasting Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 19:28 [Preview] No. 76756 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
tldr regeneration

anyone wants to hear about juice fasting? for many years i have been banned for talking about it on various imageboards, only in recent years it has somewhat relaxed.

today has been the first day of what likely is going to be a 40 day juice fast for me. don't confuse this with what most religious people call fasting, those bitches consider it fasting when they only eat in the evening. that's very weak, the religious people are very pampered weak consumers, the kind of people who choose to use the elevator when stairs are available. there are only a few of the strictest religious fanatics who do really hard fasting respectably; stair users.

for me this means i don't eat, i don't drink, all i consume is the fresh juice of fruits. i buy the fruit, wash them, prepare them and then i throw them in the slow juicer. i make the juice fresh. fresh living juice, not this pasteurized dead bullshit from the store. pic related, it is the juicer that i use. it is exceptionally easy to clean, not like the juicers that i started with many years ago.

the reason i am doing this is because juice fasting is the sweet spot for when it comes to self-healing. it is almost as healing as regular fasting with almost none of the discomfort or feeling of low energy. when enough juice is drunk in a day, even weightloss can be prevented. the goal by which i measure the juice fast a success is if i succeed in completely shitting myself empty.

i am already living very healthy so i expect it will not take 40 days but according to legend (which i have reason to believe is valid after years of doing my own experimentation) when the average person does what i do, DESPITE NOT ADDING ANY SOLIDS, SOLIDS WILL CONTINUE TO COME OUT FOR 40 DAYS. the bowel of the average person is so "caked" with undigested matter that the intended function of absorption barely works. almost everyone eats wrong, almost everyone is glued up, i intend to be one of the few who is not glued.

i am willing to answer your questions if you have any.
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Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 17:29 [Preview] No.76787 del
>>76783
>snake juice fasting guy

snake juice? i never heard this term before. i doubt snakes can be juiced.

>I can't do half. RIP.
there are 80 year olds that still skate.


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 17:44 [Preview] No.76788 del
>>76787
My physical is better with better physique, cardio and strength otherwise just can't autism no-sleep max these days. That being said skating only requires good coordination and agility which is the easiest athletics to maintain long-term. Snake Diet/Juice is basically the weirdo that got banned off of youtube telling fatties to diet with it and it got extremely mad. Basically its just the liquids people get injected into their veins when in a hospital bed and they are told to not move about; but in a drink form. LMAO.


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 18:05 [Preview] No.76790 del
>>76788
>My physical is better with better physique, cardio and strength otherwise just can't autism no-sleep max these days.

i guess there is kind of an age-related language barrier and i am not quite sure what you tried to say there. my guess is you have trouble sleeping unless you exhaust yourself and then something about autism.

>That being said skating only requires good coordination and agility which is the easiest athletics to maintain long-term.
i'd even go as low as to say all it really needs is for you to wear protection long enough until you understand the physics of movement enough to always know what to do on how to minimize fall damage. one bad fall can ruin your health but once you know how to make the best of every fall and save yourself, the odds of injury get lower and lower and all skating does is give to you. it is the fountain of youth, i intend to keep skating into old age. it is excellent for lymphatic health, gets you out in the sun, it is also a way for men to dance in public without being gay. physical expression is something +90% of people could benefit enormously from. or how you would say AUTISM MAX AUTISM MAX!

>Snake Diet/Juice is basically the weirdo that got banned off of youtube telling fatties to diet with it and it got extremely mad. Basically its just the liquids people get injected into their veins when in a hospital bed and they are told to not move about; but in a drink form. LMAO.
sounds strange, i'll keep an eye out for this. i don't like when people go to extremes to solve very common and widely understood problems without even exhausting the harmless options.

the problem with fatties is they have been infected with irresponsibility and unconsciousness. it is like a psychological virus they get from wanting to remain children and remain in denial of reality. some kids questioned whether there was a santa clauss and others were so eager to get presents, they did not bother to think about it.


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 18:14 [Preview] No.76791 del
>>76790
>For men to dance in public...
Just do capoeira, combat sports or just know actually go do Tango/Other trad dancing if your country has a scene. (If the goal is to get on with a chick or to show off go do that. Its never gay to dance legitimately but calling something like Skating dancing is gay as an excuse to skate. Just do what you want.) Most people my age and older were too cool for dancing however so we did martial arts and full contact sports instead if we wanted to look tough and cool for the chicks. (Unless we were built with genetics for bodybuilding we did that.)


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 21:02 [Preview] No.76805 del
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>>76791
>Just do capoeira,

i guess capoeira is one of the more interesting options that really does have physical expression elements to it.

>or just know actually go do Tango/Other trad dancing if your country has a scene.

dancing these strict styles probably has it's advantages too but what i mean in physical expression is broader.

>but calling something like Skating dancing is gay as an excuse to skate.

you don't get it, the unconscious parts of yourself yearn for artistic expression, for physical play, for you experimenting with your body and never stop refining your motion process. skating is the total imersion into piloting your human vehicle and you keep learning little stuff, like how much you can trust gravity within a motion or rotation. in the gym you might get stronger, in the combat sports dojo you might learn to improve your kick but those skills don't transfer over to every other aspect of your life. they don't necessarily have it in them to show you how to move with grace or elegance or physical humor. fighting is learned primarily to satisfy petty survival worries, it is usually learned for all the wrong reasons.

>Most people my age and older were too cool for dancing
yeah when i was young people were like that too, this is the culture fucking people up and leaving healthy people with no choice but to reject mainstream culture.

>if we wanted to look tough and cool for the chicks.

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just want to die
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Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 01:17 [Preview] No.76763 del
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>>76555
So fuckin so it or don't. Jesus fuck.


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.76764 del
>>76763
never said I was suicidal


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:22 [Preview] No.76765 del
>>76764
I didn't say you were. I said you SHOULD be.


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.76766 del
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>>76765
Where did you find this picture of me?


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 20:57 [Preview] No.76804 del
>>76765
cant be even if i tried
hard enough



virgin retard Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 16:54 [Preview] No. 76659 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Here I have my ringless hand! anyhow how can I make my boyfriend love only me. I'm so rat ugly, and hideous compared to the 10/10 onlyfans angels (not morally) he follows on X. When we saw each other I thought maybe he really was loyal, maybe he does think I'm pretty. But no no one does I'm garbage. He says said he'll marry me but then he's responding to these Twitter whores and he's says to then he marry them immediately when the lady's post is like "what would you do if I called you a good boy when you finished" and a picture of her flawless body. I didn't know he was into that women worshipping thing. But he made me feel so protected and cared for I've realized this last year that I really love him, and I recently saw his Twitter and I have this constant knot in my stomach. He's my hope in this world I'm afraid he'll never come back, I feel lied too also. But I just want to see him again but he probably doesn't love me, or even like me anymore. Even if he takes me in again I can't help but feel he'll be thinking about those beautiful girls who by far surpass me. Even the times we where together I think he thought I was ugly but didn't want to be mean, I wish he would tell the truth. I just want to be his, only his fully and truly. I don't deserve him or anyone maybe if he won't love me I can be raped and murdered cause then at least I'll be making someone happy. I only caused him trouble but I just want to see him again so bad. (we have not been able to see each other due to aoc laws ._.)
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Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 21:51 [Preview] No.76718 del
>>76716
brobably a theydolf


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 20:05 [Preview] No.76795 del
They really deleted the pic


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 20:13 [Preview] No.76796 del
show pussy


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 20:24 [Preview] No.76797 del
>>76796 she was fine tho


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.76803 del
>>76659
tits or gtfo



Hi i want to show art i just made, i dont know how to draw bodies
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Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.76564 del
>>76551
Forget what I said you are a nigger go suck your dads cock gay faggot


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 17:22 [Preview] No.76785 del
>>76564
Kill yourself you wrothless fucking faggot, my cutter girlfriend with BPD draws better then you even when shes crying about lifeslop.


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 17:48 [Preview] No.76789 del
>>76550
Bunch of 'tists on this board anyway if you want to actually learn to draw just learn dividing by 3s, 3D and trapezoids as well as basic shapes like circles and basically that's all there is to art like anime in general. Practice by sketching some characters you like their poses of for character/style study practice to improve.


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 20:47 [Preview] No.76801 del
Looks cool, anon! Do you have any other pieces you are willing to show off?


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 20:49 [Preview] No.76802 del
>>76550
looks cool anon



ohfuckohfuckohfuck Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 20:31 [Preview] No. 76799 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
worried that i might have been doxed, discord randomly logged me out. Potential account breach. My smooth brain forgot the email to my account so I cant recover it.


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Yeah that's how it happens. Next comes the van.



manifesting Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No. 76275 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
do you have a good system not to be overwhelmed by all the stuff you try to do? would love to have serious discussion on time management in case anyone is interested. maybe i am not the only one feeling strange for wasting the limited time of this short life. i actually found stuff that helped me but more on that later itt!

i tried to do without for a long time and did not get done all that much. wasted a lot of time on video games, though it was not a complete waste. i noticed the same complications over and over again when i try to make better use of my time. here is a list of them:

>mood
sometimes i make plans to do something the next day but then i get molested or stalked or attacked in some way or someone paints graffiti on my car and i am just depressed and i assumed i wasn't going to be but and then i feel like i can't continue

>various amount of energy
some days i feel strong, other days i feel weak

>unrealistic idea of time
sometimes i look at what i want to do and it is so much that i lose hope or get intimidated and believe it is impossible, then at other times i am in a flow state i have unlimited energy and can do anything

>forgetting
some times i realize that i had just forgotten to do something i wanted to do

>sheer volume of things

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Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.76739 del
despite having all these manifesting technologies at my disposal i still feel the overwhelm. i look at my little box of about 200 things i would like to accomplish, i look at the new little subset tiger box, i look at my monthly a5 list, i look at my daily a5 lists and it feels like it is too much.

i guess part of the process that i am still not good at is to just ignore this dreadful sense of overwhelm, hold my eyes shut and just look as far as i have planned because if i don't, the overwhelm will stun me into inaction.


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:51 [Preview] No.76744 del
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one thing i notice i am still very bad at is to leave room recreation. i don't even know how to do this anymore. i guess i am a special case because i can just make myself feel good whenever i want with meditation and to a degree i realize that me having played so many hours of video games is more of an addiction then a recreation. often i don't find a video game i really want to play and just playing something without being excited about it is boring. still sometimes i just like to play an evening of video games but at this age i can tell this is me fleeing into a happy place that isn't real. taking a break from reality.

i can't point my finger at it but it have this background feeling of overlooking something obvious or forgetting something. hopefully i can find it. usually when i felt this, this was my body reminding me to shift back into a higher mode of meditation where i am just effortlessly happy and at peace. when i meditate regularly enough i can switch on this other mode of being, a different nervous system configuration or maybe think of it as using different brainwaves, if you felt it for the first time, life would feel like a bright anime to you where (whether you want to or not) you become the main character wherever you go (usually you don't want to, trust me it is awful being popular and "getting attention", truly a curse).

i guess trying to be informed, watching all these news channels and keep being reminded how everything is getting worse and the governments despite all their prior posturing still mostly believe war and genocide is ok is just depressing. i had no idea how dumb, irresponsible and undecmorcratic the modern governments are. they are just puppets of the evil rich warmongers. this is depressing i guess. i can't change it though. i have never been asked whether i agree with my taxmoney being used to help create war and genocide. they don't ask me for shit, i am an adult but they treat me like a dumb child and shut me up and intimidate until i am so demoralized that they can just murder whoever they want without my complaining is the idea behind it i guess.

anyways i have to go for a run before it turns too late because when i run when it gets laid, i get so hyped that i can't sleep and then i oversleep and can't do shit on the next day.


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.76774 del
i keep thinking about a program (free and open source running locally without using the internet for anything) that probably is rather easy to code, that i could feed with all my projects and then based on parameters i set would just calculate what the best use of my time would be.

i'd just HIT ME WITH ONE! and it would give me the most important thing to do and i would not have to waste half my time on trying to keep track on what to do next.

because basically that is all i am doing with all my time management efforts so clumsily, what thing from the 200 things i foolishly put on my plate should i do next and since my plate is so full, i am locked in indecision on what to do first.

🥴 that is another thing i noticed may have been affected by me playing video games for so long. in a video game it is so easy to instantly do 50 things one after another but irl i struggle even though it should be possible.


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 12:38 [Preview] No.76776 del
>>76739
One day at a time, one small step for mankind. Everything cannot be done all at once. Progress and success takes a lot of patience and time.


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 20:26 [Preview] No.76798 del
>>76776
>One day at a time, one small step for mankind. Everything cannot be done all at once. Progress and success takes a lot of patience and time.

this visualizes the feeling rather accurately



Has Anyone Encountered the 'CypherWrks' Site? Now Dead, But Some Files Remain on cypherwrks.org Anonymous 11/16/2025 (Sun) 03:59 [Preview] No. 72450 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Not sure where else to post this, but I found something odd while browsing an old onion link
hhtps://kcmykvkkt3umiyx4xouu3sjo6odz3rolqphy2i2bbdan33g3zrjfjgqd.onion/ it used to load a minimal page with the name CypherWrks but now it’s completely dead.
I tried digging around on DuckDuckGo, both in the clearnet and through Tor, but got basically nothing. Then I started testing domains cypherwrks.com, .io, .net, .ia, .moe all dead or parked. The only one that actually loads is cypherwrks.org.
There’s a folder named Proteus with a few text files dated October 2025, talking about something called “filtrations” and a “Genesis X ledger event.” Weirdly, in the current clearnet version that line about Genesis X is gone, like it was edited out or replaced.
No explanation, no ads, no tokens, just static pages. Google shows almost zero results. The phrasing sounds AI-generated but also too coherent to be random. Maybe a hoax, maybe some old underground testnet?
Posting here in case someone knows the story behind it or remembers it from older chans (I’ve dug at 4chan archive without luck).
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Anonymous 11/25/2025 (Tue) 01:55 [Preview] No.72771 del
The elites encourage the 99% to be immoral, but anyone who dares to criticize the ruling class is attacked for being immoral.


Anonymous 12/21/2025 (Sun) 01:08 [Preview] No.73456 del
>>72515
can you repost this image? it seems like you messed up when uploading it.


sage Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 23:01 [Preview] No.74485 del
>>72450
The creators of this ARG story are https://www.erratumpress.com/consortium


Anonymous 03/06/2026 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.75155 del
Bump for reading later


update Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 19:37 [Preview] No.76794 del
cypherwerks updated. /Leaks exists now. Minimal files but juicy.>>75155



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Otk twitch & kick gossip Anonymous 03/07/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No. 75321 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Shalom and gm and Emiru is guilty
Previous: >>72879
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Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.76745 del
>>76710
fuck off with the leaks
>>76723
nta but why do you persist to think that whoever is spamming CP in this board have anything to do with this thread?
if you keep an eye on the homepage you would realize that whoever is spamming CP is actually doing it on different boards at the same time (the exact same post and content), this is also why I said that some boards are faster to respond to reports (because yes, I report them all) than others.


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:09 [Preview] No.76746 del
>>76723
>so why do you keep spamming these literal nobody whores + spamming and sliding C and the P on our board when we're not looking?

This.

>>76708
I'm forced to question why these stupid threads about nobody attention whores keep being bumped all the time. How about posting SOMETHING of actual value???

>>75332
Please go back to 4chan. We are here to escape that nightmare glowing faggotry.


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.76750 del
>>76746
>SOMETHING of actual value?
you say that as if this thread is worse than the dude cutting himself everyday or the schizo posting political takes with BBC pics or the 1256554th thread about "I'm going to kill myself"...


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What’s /b/ think of my girl?
>pic related


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.76772 del
>>76769
wtf pepo



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Asmongold Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 04:24 [Preview] No. 76506 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
He's a very sad, and deranged man looking for manly company. And he likes non consensual relationships.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.76607 del
bump nigger


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:59 [Preview] No.76771 del
Ok, and?