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youre new BO Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 04:31:47 [Preview] No. 34376 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
through a fair, democratic election i have been appointed as the new Board Owner of /b/
there will be not many changes except for:
>name enabled
>no pedos
you know me already but since i am new Board Owner i will introduce myself i Am DIE4ISRAEL my favourite song is hurt by nine inch nails and i like video games
break any rules and im perma bannign you no appeals
-die4israel
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sage Anonymous 05/09/2021 (Sun) 23:32:41 [Preview] No.34990 del
>>34981
ok, so you're admitting that you're spamming the website then?


Anonymous 05/10/2021 (Mon) 00:43:41 [Preview] No.34993 del
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>>34990
Me calling out Pedos = Spam? What world u From?
Sus
-die4israel


Anonymous 05/10/2021 (Mon) 01:50:27 [Preview] No.34995 del
>>34993
amimay pic gud


Anonymous 05/10/2021 (Mon) 04:02:59 [Preview] No.34997 del
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>>34995
Poggers
-die4isreal


Anonymous 05/10/2021 (Mon) 06:34:09 [Preview] No.34999 del



Beautiful Anonymous 05/10/2021 (Mon) 03:43:48 [Preview] No. 34996 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Beautiful



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Anonymous 05/05/2021 (Wed) 22:26:51 [Preview] No. 34876 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
So, what's happened to the /b/ on here? I remember it back in 2018 and especially towards the end of 2019 being nice with high-quality threads, but now it feels like 4cucks has invaded and now we've got mentally ill namefags and people spamming ugly fucks.

Is anyone even left? What's the solution to this shit?
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Anonymous 05/09/2021 (Sun) 10:23:39 [Preview] No.34971 del
>>34969
Dayum girl
-die4israel


Anonymous 05/09/2021 (Sun) 19:06:59 [Preview] No.34985 del
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Anonymous 05/09/2021 (Sun) 23:30:25 [Preview] No.34989 del
>>34985
Nah, he's too fat for that. The mask won't even cover his neckbeard


Anonymous 05/09/2021 (Sun) 23:38:38 [Preview] No.34991 del
>>34969
The worst thing you can do to an attention whore is ignore them anon. It's something that stings their ego


Anyway, I already figured out who that faggot is around here. It's the same guy who spams the entire site. And I already know his name and face too from all the posts he makes. It was pretty easy to piece everything together after seeing old archived threads and posts around other imageboards

>>34966
And yeah, the majority of posts here (around 90%) were just the spacetrannies trying to get people's attention to siphon users eventually.


Anonymous 05/10/2021 (Mon) 00:48:56 [Preview] No.34994 del
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How to annoy Fragile Endchan Liberals:
>Make post (any content)
>Add single Word to end
>Watch them cry and call for u head
Lol srsly go outside incels
-die4israel



Anonymous 04/23/2020 (Thu) 21:12:10 [Preview] No. 27327 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>Step 1:
<dump a bunch of CP on a site while reporting it to its host/registrar as a "Pedo site", getting its hosting/domain yanked
>Step 2:
<when/if it comes back, dump a bunch of mild normie tier child shit and comments clearly "sexualizing" it, of fucking course being obvious about it being a sub-phase of Step 1, thus making the owners/mods go into "war mode" to keep the site alive
>Step 3:
<go around to every other existing IB samefag smearing the fuck out of it & its staff for being a "rulecucked shithole", gradually killing trust in it & thus its traffic
>Step 4:
<repeat with site after site (except kc & 4chan of course cause lel, can't kill those) until eventually all alt sites are dead or nonexistent
>Step 5:
<????????????????????????
>Step 6:
<Profit (((rubs hands)))

How many times do we have to see it repeat before non-staff start to catch on?
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Anonymous 05/01/2021 (Sat) 00:32:37 [Preview] No.34757 del
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>>34756
post more wonder woman you stupid nigger or i will run you the fuck over on my damned bike


Anonymous 05/01/2021 (Sat) 00:34:57 [Preview] No.34758 del
>>34757
Aye.
-die4israel


Anonymous 05/01/2021 (Sat) 12:12:22 [Preview] No.34790 del
>>34690
*salutes*
Many thanks fellow anon, I will continue my crusade. Nice to have my efforts appreciated.


sage Anonymous 05/03/2021 (Mon) 05:18:52 [Preview] No.34819 del
>>34756
You neck yourself for being such an obnoxious spamming cunt, spaceshit


Anonymous 05/09/2021 (Sun) 23:50:31 [Preview] No.34992 del
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Just bumping the thread up to say thanks for the mods here for keeping the trash out from this board and the site in general. Most users don't really say how important you are to the site here.

Keep up the good work. Everyone here loves ya for it



Back in the good ol' days Anonymous 05/09/2021 (Sun) 21:45:56 [Preview] No. 34987 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>I remember back in 20XX when the board was good
>What happened?
>Did you all leave?

What happened what that you left.
If you post on a board, you are never to leave.
You fucking caused this.



Brutal porn Anonymous 05/06/2021 (Thu) 13:08:45 [Preview] No. 34900 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What's your most favourite degenerate brutal porn?

Bonus points if:
- Amateur/mobile/homemade
- Gangbang/forced
- Crossdressing
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Anonymous 05/06/2021 (Thu) 17:52:10 [Preview] No.34908 del
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>>34907
meta-umm-cringe bro
-die4israel


Anonymous 05/06/2021 (Thu) 18:08:34 [Preview] No.34909 del
>>34906
edgelord


Anonymous 05/07/2021 (Fri) 03:47:09 [Preview] No.34930 del
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favourite degenerate brutal porn but no edginess plz


Anonymous 05/07/2021 (Fri) 11:54:19 [Preview] No.34938 del
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Porn involving car crashes.


Anonymous 05/09/2021 (Sun) 19:06:59 [Preview] No.34984 del
>>34938
Ouch! 5-point racing harness seatbelt and a very sudden stop.

I had to switch Tor paths a dozen times. I kept getting either a U.S. or German node at hop 3. On every fucking one of them the download would fail after only 1 or 2 megs, and resuming would fail as well with the download starting over again from byte 0. Finally I got a node in Lithuania. The file download still failed, but only three times total (probably because the glowspooks are nonstop blasting TCP FIN packets at random ports at whatever IPs they can) and they weren't doing whatever blocking of the HTTP file resume that they were doing before. SO NSA FIVEEYE ASSHOLES I GOT THE ENTIRE FILE ANYWAY STOP FUCKING WITH DOWNLOADS WE CAN SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING.



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Dumb things that were really popular Anonymous 03/20/2021 (Sat) 23:21:02 [Preview] No. 33225 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What does /b/ think was a dumb trend that happened in their lives?

Pic related. I never really liked or understood why people liked these things
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Anonymous 04/01/2021 (Thu) 06:16:12 [Preview] No.33735 del
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Hentai. It used to be a thing only autistic retards were into and now normies joke about "HHAHAHAHAH 177013 SAD SCARRING ANIME BECAUSE GIRL DIE AT END!!!!1111". Seriously, I don't get how normies could like hentai because of all of the fetishes like brainfucking and guro


Anonymous 04/01/2021 (Thu) 12:42:21 [Preview] No.33740 del
>>33735
im never going to understand why people are so addicted to porn. but maybe that is just something that comes with being isolated from the society for almost 30 years.


Anonymous 04/01/2021 (Thu) 13:30:27 [Preview] No.33741 del
>>33740
well some of these faggots have only been on earth for about 15 years.. so that's like 8 years of isolation before mama gave up on them.


Anonymous 05/09/2021 (Sun) 14:41:52 [Preview] No.34978 del
Skinny jeans and pants with tears in them


Anonymous 05/09/2021 (Sun) 15:45:03 [Preview] No.34982 del
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heterosexuality and employment
-die4israel



8CHAN.SE - GOLD EDITION CSS Anonymous 05/07/2021 (Fri) 14:20:06 [Preview] No. 34941 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
steemit thread:https://steemit.com/webdesign/@hitussanton/8chan-se-gold-edition-css
(please up vote and reply for more)

:root {
--background-color: goldenrod;
--background-gradient: #000000;
--text-color: gold;
--contrast-color: #000000;
--menu-color: #000000;
--background-highlight-color: #000;
--horizon-sep-color: #5a6e8a;
--border-color: darkgoldenrod;
--marked-color: #000000;
--marked-border-color: #ba9dbf;
--marked-text-color: var(--text-color);
--board-title-color: gold;
--index-text-color: gold;

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Anonymous 05/07/2021 (Fri) 14:45:30 [Preview] No.34944 del
>>34942
free and profitable


Anonymous 05/07/2021 (Fri) 14:53:56 [Preview] No.34945 del
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>>34944
yeah you can get crypto from it, sort of like BAT?


Anonymous 05/07/2021 (Fri) 16:44:35 [Preview] No.34947 del
>>34945
oh yeah i can give you my bat all right :)))
-die4israel


Anonymous 05/07/2021 (Fri) 22:40:08 [Preview] No.34949 del
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>>34947
yu lik criket budy?


Anonymous 05/08/2021 (Sat) 09:04:32 [Preview] No.34950 del
>>34941
Never seen css being spammed before.