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Natalie rupnow is genuinely so gorgeous. I could have changed her. She’s so beautiful. I could have changed her. :c
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Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.76588 del
i dont need to, im perfect as is. she is gorgeous though and should have been mine >_<


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.76591 del
>>76588
You're fantasizing about a mass murderer who killed herself too, yeah you do need to change.


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 18:29 [Preview] No.76595 del
>>76559
i want to eat her cunt with a gun to my head.


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 23:41 [Preview] No.76600 del
>>76591
I’m fantasising about saving a gorgeous girl and multiple people by imagining myself fixing her


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 23:42 [Preview] No.76601 del
>>76595
That’s horrible, gooner vs yearner I suppose :c



just want to die


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 20:41 [Preview] No.76556 del
Why?


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 22:36 [Preview] No.76557 del
>>76555
Find a better hobby or make yourself an offline media collection like I've been doing.


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 22:18 [Preview] No.76598 del
>>76556
idk just bored and uninspired, feel like i have no reason or place to be here

>>76557
I get bored of my hobbies easy. used to hedonism



first post Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 21:18 [Preview] No. 76597 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Idk what to post about



Яблочная мандавошка Anonymous 03/17/2026 (Tue) 00:44 [Preview] No. 75636 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
иногда мне нужно место, где мои мысли читаются как шитпост, а не лингво-экспертизой.

апдейтов не будет, планов - тоже.

и помни, моль - только смерть заткнёт моё поганое хлебало!
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Anonymous 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.75868 del
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чем больше пота и крови, тем ближе успех.


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.76073 del
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этой весной стало заметно чаще переворачиваться настроение чуть ли не циклотимичным ритмом. для его стабилизации мне точно потребуются наркотики


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.76216 del
Is it okay for vampires to drink alcohol?


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.76226 del
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>>76216
of course. we are particularly fond of dry red wine — not fortified with grape alcohol, but with blood.


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 20:10 [Preview] No.76596 del
мечты мечтами, но былое не вернёшь.3ау



manifesting Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No. 76275 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
do you have a good system not to be overwhelmed by all the stuff you try to do? would love to have serious discussion on time management in case anyone is interested. maybe i am not the only one feeling strange for wasting the limited time of this short life. i actually found stuff that helped me but more on that later itt!

i tried to do without for a long time and did not get done all that much. wasted a lot of time on video games, though it was not a complete waste. i noticed the same complications over and over again when i try to make better use of my time. here is a list of them:

>mood
sometimes i make plans to do something the next day but then i get molested or stalked or attacked in some way or someone paints graffiti on my car and i am just depressed and i assumed i wasn't going to be but and then i feel like i can't continue

>various amount of energy
some days i feel strong, other days i feel weak

>unrealistic idea of time
sometimes i look at what i want to do and it is so much that i lose hope or get intimidated and believe it is impossible, then at other times i am in a flow state i have unlimited energy and can do anything

>forgetting
some times i realize that i had just forgotten to do something i wanted to do

>sheer volume of things

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Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:55 [Preview] No.76463 del
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>>76384
>what is trello

lets take this unfortunate corrupted soul and use the disgraceful suggestion of proprietary technology meant to enslave humanity into cattle and turn it into something positive, an example for liberation and growth using the method i am sharing.

lets say i am this npc corporate automaton HR-pet of a person and i notice i am using something negative like trello. how would the card look like and that could be used to change the negative unconscious behavior?

like this. i write the thing i want to have happen in easy plain language in the big bottom line and add that card to the stack. even if this is all i am doing now and not come up with any more details, i am seeing this every time i scroll through my stack. this is already more then nothing, this already sets some little gears in motion. it communicates an intention to the subconscious (potentially more intelligent, more long-term-oriented parts) of your brain.

THE INTENTION IS SET, THE GAME OF IMPROVING YOUR LIFE HAS BEGUN


Anonymous 04/07/2026 (Tue) 01:12 [Preview] No.76469 del
>>76463
>proprietary technology meant to enslave humanity

Hey uhhhh what phone are you posting this from g


Anonymous 04/07/2026 (Tue) 20:16 [Preview] No.76494 del
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>>76469
>Hey uhhhh what phone are you posting this from g

not a phone but a 15 year old used thinkpad that is running linux.

if you are looking for a non-enslaving phone i would reccomend to you fine gentleman either
>a pixel phone where you put graphene os on
(since the installation for this is so very easy)

or

>some other phone with a custom rom (like a fairphone with lineage os)
(that's not as easy, you need to use a real computer with command line to copy files to your phone via usb-cable and execute them yourself in developer mode, though the guides on how to do it are good and not that difficult, especially when you can ask all your stupid quetions to brave ai who will patiently explain every single step to you that you don't understand, resulting in you actually getting smarter in the process)


Anonymous 04/07/2026 (Tue) 21:25 [Preview] No.76498 del
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dwelling on the example a bit more, first time i would deal myself that card, this is what i would write on it.

the little boxes are so i can make a checkmark into this later or half-fill it to indicate i have looked half as much into this question as i plan to.


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 17:58 [Preview] No.76594 del
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this did happen to me during my first playthrough of re4. i hoarded and cursed that i had to leave weapons behind but then i always had tons of grenades i hardly used and ended the game with tons of pimped out guns i barely ever used. i could not even enjoy the jetski ride because i was busy regretting not being more wreckless.

i conserved all the fun out of the game with my famine thinking.



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THE BOYCOTT LIST. Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No. 76257 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello anons! I am making and updating a comprehensive list of Products, Brands, Services, Companies
and Operating Systems to BOYCOTT. This idea came about after many corporations started mandating subscriptions just to use the products that you buy and should rightfully have full ownership of. This is also a response to the growing attack on our civil liberties and online privacy with the push for digital identifications and age verification to track and trace everyone all the time. If you value consumer choice, protection of your private data, user freedom and private ownership of the products you buy CHECK IT OUT!

THE BOYCOTT LIST:

https://archive.ph/84Sv9
https://paste.artixlinux.org/view/c59070f9

If anyone else has any tips to offer feel free to add any to this thread. Let us all know if there is a corporate brand screwing over or interfering with you after purchasing something from them. If we want a true free market we need to protect consumer choice, privacy and the freedom of user ownership.
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Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 21:30 [Preview] No.76380 del
>>76357
Fuck 4chan! Endchan and 8chan is what i'd rather use.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 01:26 [Preview] No.76391 del
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>>76257
Bumping this thread up bc it's actually rally good.

Don't limit yourself to just here OP. Post this in any imageboard you can find.


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 11:59 [Preview] No.76543 del
>>76394
Thanks, I'll check that site out.


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.76590 del
BOYCOTT LIST [updated 4-10-2026]

https://archive.ph/HTt1L
https://pb.dynavirt.com/view/d42d7960

Updates include:
- Kindle products from Amazon with reasons listed.
- Smart utilities that rely on internet for functionality with detailed reasons listed.
- Linux age verification list updated.



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Microslop Botware Anonymous 01/26/2026 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No. 74294 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uiX1Wn-lsPc [Embed]

Proud Linux and Windows 7 user here. LMFAO. I knew all the modern Microsoft operating systems were complete utter shit full of unnecessary bloatware years ago. This Windows 11 is a whole kind of new shitification. Updates are breaking the systems, it's slower than the older operating systems, it's literally full of spyware that steals and copies your personal files to their cloud, won't allow users to use your own files offline, takes snapshots of everything you do including your keystrokes (once considered trojan horse malware back in the day!)

How the fuck are plebs coping with this shit?

Meanwhile I got ISOs of Linux and Windows 7, my operating systems work just fine and I can pretty much access and do anything. Including torrenting and P2P. I can rip Youtube videos and store them offline, access them anytime I want. I actually own and control all my files without needing AI or the cloud.

People need to smart up and dump Microslop. Are the "masses who are asses" smart enough to bail their digital slavery shackles?
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Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 02:18 [Preview] No.76402 del
>>75470
>>75470
Is Zorin some sort of Linux distro?


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 06:30 [Preview] No.76438 del
>>76402
Word on the street is this was Christopher Walken's final project.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:02 [Preview] No.76459 del
>>76402
Yes it is based on Ubuntu but advertised as a Windows 10 & 11 alternative without the bloatware/spyware and has publicly come out opposed to and refuses to adopt age verification. Easy to use, normie friendly, almost all linux repo software works with it just fine. No forced auto-updates, you choose to disable that or manually update what you wish. It's great, completely free and you can run just about anything on Zorin OS including online media rippers, media players, audio/video converters, LibreOffice, Wine, Torrent and p2p clients, etc.


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Penis rating accountant Chona Kilat Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No. 76586 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Chona Kilat carefully observes the cock before giving the final rating, but she is usually disappointed with the performance of the cock.
Chona will probably punish him by giving a poor rating to the cock.

A collection of screenshots from several video call sessions where Chona Kilat humiliates cock most of the times. She really likes doing that! For cock humiliation lovers!

Torrent:
CHONA KILAT COLLECTION.torrent
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magnet:?xt=urn:btih:09bdadaf4f8b4ec12b21474ebb7b791723ee8059&dn=CHONA%20KILAT%20COLLECTION&xl=3449460&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftr.nyacat.pw%2Fannounce



Ritori Mitori Anonymous 03/06/2026 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No. 75165 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Eastern European Model turned Pornstar.

she's got a bunch of Hardcore content out there
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Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.76212 del
isn't often where you see someone who has pretty much everything great


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 19:19 [Preview] No.76526 del
model is a nasty job. being paid to wear expensive clothes is complete corruption. amount she is contributing to humanity is: nothing. i can't get a boner for someone like that, my penis is the most moral.


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.76536 del
>>75165
A woman like that is good for 2-3 years tops before she lets herself completely fall apart, althewhile refusing to give up her sense of entitlement. I refuse to spend another moment on her.


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.76582 del
Third video... is (s)he even fucking her with a dick or they're both cis women



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Otk twitch & kick gossip Anonymous 03/07/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No. 75321 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Shalom and gm and Emiru is guilty
Previous: >>72879
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Anonymous 04/07/2026 (Tue) 05:20 [Preview] No.76481 del
Any news about everyone's favorite clamper?


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.76518 del
>>76511
faggot


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 03:54 [Preview] No.76565 del
Newanonib disappeared, so now I guess this is the only place to check for leak updates.


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.76576 del
Hyoon leaks please


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.76578 del
>>76565
no it didn't its still up