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Died Happy Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No. 74059 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Source: Rechtsmedizin, Burkhard Madea Hrsg. (German Forensic Medicine Textbook by Burkhard Madea MD). Germany. Case from 2004.

Auto-translated. 24 year old man had intentionally caused the death of his 28 year old domineering gay partner. During the strangulation fetish session he was acting as a safe spotter. But was on purpose strongly encouraging the 28 year old to push it further and further, while hand “stimulating” his partner's penis so he would not want to stop. And when finally his partner went too far and had passed out, he just stood and watched him getting strangled to death. And immediately right after that calling police to report accidental death and that he had found him like that when he came to his home.

But police got suspicious. And upon further interrogation the 24 year old had finally admitted of planning death of his gay lover. As a self-defense against his partner sexually using him for months in very domineering degrading rough way, like a s-ex toy slave. With his hands being tied behind his back on many occasions. And blackmailing him by threatening to reveal certain legal issues from the 24 year old's past to his government job employer, if he dared to leave him.

On scene photos the deceased can be seen as he was found (right after the paramedics had taken away the life detecting heartbeat sensors from his chest). Sitting with his buttocks on a slightly extended part of the ottoman cube and with a belt holding him by the neck, zip tied to the leg of an overturned coffee table from above him. Thus keeping the corpse in the same position as when he got strangled. Mirror was placed in front of him, so he could to look at himself during the process and see his partner “stimulating” him. There were dripping traces of his dried sperm on the mirror. Indicating ejaculation before passing out. A metal kitchen tray was under him, so his sperm would not get on the carpet. Corpse’s penis also kept some of its erect status. A condition known as "rigor erectus"/death erection.
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Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.74066 del
No one cares about your deranged death fetish sicko.


Anonymous 01/17/2026 (Sat) 10:04 [Preview] No.74089 del
>>74066
Speak for yourself. I like this post. Great case and delicious stud corpse. May be I should strangle my bf too so he can finally get erection this strong and hard LOL


Anonymous 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.74121 del
I want his corpse


Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.74147 del
His last moments alive must have felt like a surreal bliss in paradise. No wonder he did not want to stop.


Anonymous 01/21/2026 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.74176 del
Must have felt super good



Otk and friends twitch streamer drama gossip Anonymous 11/28/2025 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No. 72879 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
For those who are interested, everyone knows his friend.

https://www.instagram.com/kole404_/
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Anonymous 01/21/2026 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.74171 del
>>74169
That's a new clip isn't it? Where did you find it?


Anonymous 01/21/2026 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.74174 del
>>74169
why is it censored


Anonymous 01/21/2026 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.74175 del
>>74169
did someone try to sell them to you?



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Selling blackmail teen girls pack 10+ long videos Anonymous 01/19/2026 (Mon) 17:14 [Preview] No. 74133 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
05c8b5b3c1a59ffaa022a339bbb9510348da74049bab2ac3d082279fb42875da18

add me in session


Anonymous 01/21/2026 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.74173 del
Windows 7 :D
Are you serious? Blackmail videos from the 2000s are for free if you have videos from 2026 and NL content only than you can ask for money. If you want free content text me on my email accessible only in the tor network
revenuepunctuategrid@torbox3uiot6wchz.onion

session is not safe, java script is not save, mobile is not save and paying for services is NOT Safe.

Stay safe anons
Love is free



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shorturl.asia/2BJ3C Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No. 74143 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Nami


Nami Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.74144 del
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Anymore?


Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.74148 del
better thread


Anonymous 01/21/2026 (Wed) 06:37 [Preview] No.74170 del
Anymore from her?



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All moids are incapable of pairbonding.
All moids lie.
All moids cheat.
All moids are abusive.
All moids are worthless.
All moids should be put to death.


Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 16:03 [Preview] No.74163 del
You'll never get your pussy and clit licked by a man with that kind of ridiculous attitude.


Anonymous 01/21/2026 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.74168 del
>>74163
Moids refuse to eat pussy. You are only good for killing each other.



Scraelis want you to drink the cockaid
>Only lowest 1% ugliest males are gentle
>Admitting that moids only pretend to care about women to get what they want
>Implying that jeets don't exist (if only!)



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Best method to rope myself? any tips would be helpful


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.74105 del
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>>74046
Take 10 xanax tablets and get drunk


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:16 [Preview] No.74108 del
>>74105
That would probably just knock him out after two hours once the benzos kick in. I used to abuse benzos and get drunk myself when I was addicted many years ago. Glad I got off of them and won't touch them ever again.


Anonymous 01/19/2026 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.74119 del
best method is to not do it at all. go find an artistic outlet, go outside, and find a reason to live.


Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 03:52 [Preview] No.74139 del
>>74046
I'm in the same boat as you...

make sure the drop is 2 meters, (better to be safe than strangle yourself) then you're death will be instant. I'd recommend finding a tree and jumping off, If the drop is too long your head will pop off (still minimal pain though), too short and you'll strangle (a lot of pain).

I would continue to live but I have nowhere to stay with good people.


Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.74166 del
Well, shit man, look a few posts up. That dude looked happy going out.



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[Posted this to /tv/ but I think that place is dead so here is a /b/ mirror]

Time to list some must-see films I think anons should watch before SHTF.

What counts as a good film for me? Story must be intriguing and get you hooked. Acting must be good, believable and unique. Also, I prefer more realistic movies, but it doesn't have to be if the movie is a top notch classic with a great story and incredible acting.

Go ahead and make your own recommended lists if you like, and if you do, please post the titles and release dates!

Badlands (1973)
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
STONE (1974)
The Day After (1983)
River's Edge (1986)
Absence of Malice (1981)
A Fistful of Dollars (1964)
For A Few Dollars More (1965)
The Boys Next Door (1985)

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Well it's that time of year again, and Christmas movies are being watched by many families. I was blessed to find a modern Christmas movie that wasn't complete retarded shit and to the contrary, very witty and entertaining!

The Holdovers (2023). Taking place in the year 1970, it is Christmas season at an all-boy private school where wealthier parents send their teenage sons to get the best education. While most kids get to go away to visit their families during Christmas, a few are forced to remain at school under strict guidance due to unfortunate circumstances such as marital affairs. This year, a highly unpopular strict history teacher is recruited to supervise the unfortunate holdovers, except this year only one poor teenage boy cannot leave due to his mother breaking up with his father and finding another man. One arrogant troubled boy and a strict teacher with a penchant for discipline and rigorous study make one dangerous match. But with a school cook who lost her son in Vietnam, a friend of the teacher, she does her best trying to de-escalate the tension between the two. While they initially all feel alone and upset for the holidays, they form a strong bond that gets everyone into trouble.


Anonymous 12/18/2025 (Thu) 16:22 [Preview] No.73400 del
>>50887
There are a few modern gems out there but it's like digging through a mine full of dirty shit just to find the next gem. The movie above was one of those rare modern gems. Definitely adding it to my classics collection!


Anonymous 01/14/2026 (Wed) 17:10 [Preview] No.74024 del
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A Christmas Story Christmas (2022). A sequel based on the 1983 movie "A Christmas Story" this movie takes place two decades later when the main character of the original movie, a 12 year old kid, is all grown up with his own family. Now a father and a wannabe career story writer is faced with growing financial problems, family accidents, his father who recently passed away and some promises made to his increasingly worried kids he may not be able keep due to unfortunate unintended circumstances. Meanwhile he struggles to make a writing career for himself, even to write an obituary for his deceased father. Will his family pull through? Will he make it to see a wonderful Christmas and overcome depression and failure?


Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.74070 del
bumping this classic thread


Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.74161 del
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>>41135
>Wake In Fright
>A man gets stranded in an old rural town full of binge drinking drunks, and he must work hard labor to pay his way out of the mess they all get him into, 1971

There is a brand new Wake In Fright Bluray collectors edition box set in 4K out there now for all the gritty cult classic movie lovers.

https://shop.umbrellaent.com.au/products/wake-in-fright-1971-4k-blu-ray-collectors-edition

The story revolves around a school teacher who takes a vacation to the outback of Australia where he meets up with local hard laborers who love to gamble and binge drink off work hours. The teacher gets drunk and is convinced to gamble with his new-founded "friends" and loses everything he had in one night. Now he is broke, stranded in a rural secluded town with a bunch of rowdy, obnoxious drunks who urge him into a life of alcoholism, sex, violence and hard partying.



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i will never get to brush and braid a boys hair and kiss him on the forehead
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Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.74101 del
>>74067
Moids just want pornstars.


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:20 [Preview] No.74110 del
>>74101
Men expect sex in a relationship, it's only natural and in fact it's rude to deny your male companion a sexual relationship. Most of the time that leads to breakups.


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:34 [Preview] No.74116 del
>>74101
wrong, we just are curious about female orgasm and erogen zones


Anonymous 01/19/2026 (Mon) 02:09 [Preview] No.74117 del
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Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.74160 del
>>74110
You expect to get away with lying, cheating, and abuse, all while offering nothing but money. You don't even eat pussy, grow out your hair, or let women peg you.
Poles aren't "lonely" enough. You are worthless parasites.



it's not over. it never began.
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Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.74053 del
ugly filter horseface dumb dumb words dumb


Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.74054 del
>>73969
Source of images?


Anonymous 01/19/2026 (Mon) 05:58 [Preview] No.74120 del
as a moid am i allowed to also want the top ones or is that bad


Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 15:44 [Preview] No.74159 del