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juicefasting Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 19:28 [Preview] No. 76756 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
tldr regeneration

anyone wants to hear about juice fasting? for many years i have been banned for talking about it on various imageboards, only in recent years it has somewhat relaxed.

today has been the first day of what likely is going to be a 40 day juice fast for me. don't confuse this with what most religious people call fasting, those bitches consider it fasting when they only eat in the evening. that's very weak, the religious people are very pampered weak consumers, the kind of people who choose to use the elevator when stairs are available. there are only a few of the strictest religious fanatics who do really hard fasting respectably; stair users.

for me this means i don't eat, i don't drink, all i consume is the fresh juice of fruits. i buy the fruit, wash them, prepare them and then i throw them in the slow juicer. i make the juice fresh. fresh living juice, not this pasteurized dead bullshit from the store. pic related, it is the juicer that i use. it is exceptionally easy to clean, not like the juicers that i started with many years ago.

the reason i am doing this is because juice fasting is the sweet spot for when it comes to self-healing. it is almost as healing as regular fasting with almost none of the discomfort or feeling of low energy. when enough juice is drunk in a day, even weightloss can be prevented. the goal by which i measure the juice fast a success is if i succeed in completely shitting myself empty.

i am already living very healthy so i expect it will not take 40 days but according to legend (which i have reason to believe is valid after years of doing my own experimentation) when the average person does what i do, DESPITE NOT ADDING ANY SOLIDS, SOLIDS WILL CONTINUE TO COME OUT FOR 40 DAYS. the bowel of the average person is so "caked" with undigested matter that the intended function of absorption barely works. almost everyone eats wrong, almost everyone is glued up, i intend to be one of the few who is not glued.

i am willing to answer your questions if you have any.
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Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 16:21 [Preview] No.77045 del
>>76786
Holy shit you really are a retarded jeet, what does chemotherapy have to do with any of this? Can you just fucking die with your malnutrional diet already?


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:04 [Preview] No.77046 del
>Holy shit you really are a retarded jeet, what does chemotherapy have to do with any of this? Can you just fucking die with your malnutrional diet already?

how about instead of being hostile and succumb to your feminine emotional outburst you instead keep your dignity and answer the question and you will see where i am going with this.

the question was: what is the deathrate of chemo?


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 20:40 [Preview] No.77077 del
day 11 fast ended today

it is still too cold here. sustaining myself in the most cooling way feels out of place so i cut it short. was a good fast though, i didn't bother weighing myself before and after, this was vibe fasting. i succeeded in including water first thing in the morning, the sunbathing and more exercise and i am still in the midst of the clarity of mind that i get from fasting. in general i am not sweating enough. normal eating feels very cloudy in the head compared, i heard it described as mindfog. i may have said so before but i worked my stupid job way faster and better.

i ate strawberries today and i made a dip (from mostly herbs, spices onion and nuts/seeds) which i ate with raw cucumber and bell pepper. damn the cucumber is a tasty treat! organic cucumbers were on sale so i bought 5. some people consider cucumber something like a entré or a salad but for me it is the most important part of the meal 🤣


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 21:32 [Preview] No.77079 del
i noticed this when i did an all grape juice fast a few months ago. after a fast when the digestive system is empty, pooping just feels good. it is hard to describe, it is like a joyous occasion that you are not used to enjoy. while most people literally have a stick in the ass (potentially even hardened undigested matter being stuck in the digestive system, biofilm, glue, however you want to call it) a clean gi-tract was meant to feel like a sensory organ.

lol i hate a skating accident yesterday, i toppled over like a tree but i fell good and dissipated into somewhat of a roll with just the tiniest scuff on one hand. continued skating as if nothing happened and went running today. a few days ago i just slipped in the street and had another topple on a very busy plaza. some women came and thought i was seriously injured but i quickly got back up and continue to run to the library 😂. i got good at not injuring myself when i fall over and i guess i am already at that age were people think when i fall in the street it might be over for me but i am far from over. running as a mode of transportation around the neighborhood is very underrated. i have never seen anyone else do it. they all walk slow like they are in pain here.


Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.77108 del
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a lot of people are like that too



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THE BOYCOTT LIST. Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No. 76257 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello anons! I am making and updating a comprehensive list of Products, Brands, Services, Companies
and Operating Systems to BOYCOTT. This idea came about after many corporations started mandating subscriptions just to use the products that you buy and should rightfully have full ownership of. This is also a response to the growing attack on our civil liberties and online privacy with the push for digital identifications and age verification to track and trace everyone all the time. If you value consumer choice, protection of your private data, user freedom and private ownership of the products you buy CHECK IT OUT!

THE BOYCOTT LIST:

https://archive.ph/84Sv9
https://paste.artixlinux.org/view/c59070f9

If anyone else has any tips to offer feel free to add any to this thread. Let us all know if there is a corporate brand screwing over or interfering with you after purchasing something from them. If we want a true free market we need to protect consumer choice, privacy and the freedom of user ownership.
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Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:39 [Preview] No.77048 del
>>77033
>>77033
>>76996
>>77038
>>77039
Just make a new thread fags. Stop derailing this one


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 19:55 [Preview] No.77075 del
>>77038
>And more than half the population would flee that tyrannical shithole country.
Fleeing shouldn't be allowed. Close the borders.
>Government should never ever have the power to dictate what we put on a dinner plate, that is insanely fascistic.
You should never ever have the power to murder animal and consume the dead body of it. This is real fascism, murdering other being just because you want to taste dead body.

>>77039
>Yep, you have the right to boycott whatever you like. You DO NOT have the right to dictate what I wish to eat though.
You DO NOT have the right to dictate that other beings should be murdered for meat.

>>77048
First you stop eating meat. You have no right to call to boycott before you boycott meat.


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 20:08 [Preview] No.77076 del
i still have not taken the time to read this thread even though it is relevant to my interest and i wanted to leave op a bizeps 💪💪


Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.77106 del
>>77075
Obviously you are not smart enough to realize criminalizing more than half of the nation's local farmers would instantly cause a starvation crisis and prices of all other foods to skyrocket too. Not to mention the public unrest and armed confrontation you would obviously see in countries like America. The level of your ideological extremism would create massive blowback in a country where hunting, fishing and farming has long been a cultural tradition.

Moreover, this is NOT a thread about disputing politics or your choice of food consumption. Please start debating that in the other thread you created.


Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.77107 del
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>>77048
I may have to, hopefully not but only time will tell.

Reminder: >>76759
https://archive.ph/AzDAh
https://paste.t1ip.com/view/347888ef

Updated 4-13-2026:

-Samsung and LG brands now added to the Boycott List after diligent review.
(See alongside Vizio critique and other smart appliances to avoid).
-Twitch was added to the Boycott List due to censorship and doxxing of many gamers. Glowing honeypot.



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fuck paedos Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No. 76364 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
bump this thread whenever cp is the first post here.
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Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:17 [Preview] No.76836 del
>>76364
Spam got posted again.

Report it so mods can nuke it to hell pls


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:46 [Preview] No.76839 del
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>>76836
I want to say that the person (OP) doing this is a 4chan user.

Some friends have DDoSed 4chan in the last two days.

He spends all day reporting 4chan users on 4chan.

Especially if their political opinions don't align with his beliefs.

He reports them from CP because it's easier and automatic. The 4chan admins are useless; it takes them a week to reinstate those accounts.

Multiple bans mean your account won't recover.

This person is known as a chronically online Karen. Pay attention. If this message disappears, or my account disappears...

Sincerely, a retarded autistic person


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:11 [Preview] No.77063 del
>>76747
4shit is never going to die anon. Realistically speaking


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Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.77105 del
>>77063
No it's already dead anon, there is literally nothing of value there today, stop wasting your life away pretending and coping. It's the same reason I abandoned 8chan too.



Hello Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No. 77095 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello everyone on this forum. I live in Russia, so feel free to ask me anything. My wife is here with me. I’m currently in the capital, and I’ll be happy to answer any questions you may have.
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Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 14:00 [Preview] No.77100 del
As a person who is new and tired of 4chan. I worry that people are going to call you slurs for simply existing.


Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.77101 del
>>77098
bamp 4/10
>>77100
It doesn’t matter to me.


Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.77102 del
What the hell.
My suggestion: don't share your face, location or other details about yourself that can lead you to your identification on imageboards.


Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.77104 del
>>77102
You really should not be doing that anywhere online honestly, unless you are doing it on a "burner laptop" only used for work or personal finances void of any social media use. I keep my personal email laptop completely isolated from my other online habits. For example, anything I post on sites like these is on a "burner laptop" w/o any personal information connected to that system and my browser session data routinely wiped clean to avoid leaving cached traces of activity.



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i can't take it any longer, i need to post frogs somewhere.
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Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:12 [Preview] No.77064 del
Something like this OP?


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I was looking for this thread for so long


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I need answers. Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:44 [Preview] No. 77094 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello. I am a little new here. And I have a few questions. What are the Soyjacks and what is their relation to popular image board sites? I come here to find something new just to find the name that took down 4chan about a year ago. So, I am confused. What are these soyjacks?



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Otk twitch & kick gossip Anonymous 03/07/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No. 75321 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Shalom and gm and Emiru is guilty
Previous: >>72879
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Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 17:28 [Preview] No.77000 del
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https://lnk.ua/WHPJNvPhU Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.77035 del
>>76446
Found it


sage Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:53 [Preview] No.77051 del
>>76842
>I thought you were just retarded, but it turns out you are also a liar...

Every single time spam shows up, you guys are posting p0rn with these braindead ugly chicks here. Without fail.

>i can keep spamming these uggo bitches non stop for another decade even though nobody wants this 4channer shit here
>I can suggest a very nice site for you: reddit

A literal cancerous 4channer telling us to leave so he can shit post on this board non stop. Nice

>now go bait someone else with your scat, faggot
I'm not the poo poster Mr. Newfag. Unlike this cancerous samefag thread, different people make different boards here. 4channer, Go back to 4chan and kys while you're there please


sage Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:54 [Preview] No.77052 del
>>77035
>Again with this low effort datamining link

Really high quality thread you got here 4chfags


Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.77093 del
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>>77051
>>77052
thanks for the (You) and the entertainment



Hi, I'm asking for a loan or donation of 1699.16€ or $1930. I would pay you back around €100 per month and most times far more than that, especially if I get re-employed later (I'm a programmer) in which case I can pay the whole sum within two months.

dongdicks9000@hotmail.com is my contact email and Paypal.

I've tried most everything so far, asking relatives, Paypal Credit... I can't get a loan from banks either.

It's for pic related laptop ordered directly from Lenovo. Why? Well Amazon or eBay I won't try because I keep reading horror reviews of wrong specs etc, and they're used machines anyway. I do heavy multimedia projects most of the time, not just programming.
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Anonymous 02/12/2026 (Thu) 03:43 [Preview] No.74616 del
>>74411
>>74411
You talking to me, the OP or yourself?


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Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:12 [Preview] No.77065 del
>>74401
i consider your telling him to get a job worse then op begging. jobs are awful. if you weren't rotten, you'd tell people not to get jobs because you wouldn't want people to suffer like that.


Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.77091 del
>>77065
I don't take "get a job" seriously because I've sent about 800 applications and my resume doesn't even suck. Right now it just sucks to look for jobs, things started getting crazy in like 2023. I have degrees and experience from two fields. Obviously if I got a job after relentless looking, I wouldn't have created the thread


Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.77092 del
>>77091
Instead of coming up with a shitty programmer story just post your face and timestamp, even partially covered to prove your identity, on websites like 4chan or here, say you're homeless and need some money because you're food deprived or whatever. Easiest 100 bucks of your life



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Crazy Times = Crazy Deaths Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No. 77089 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
24 year old Italian gay online model kills himself during the COVID pandemic hysteria in Italy. Decided to make his death to stand out, by trying to masturbate as he was suffocating to death. But obviously did not know that for a male body to get a full erection while suffocating and thinking about death, is impossible. As the result, instead of "rock hard" died with only slightly erected. But still an impressive way to die.



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Anyone like to or know people who take pictures of their juicy shits and then later post them on imageboards? Yeah me neither