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Cutting is fun :3 Anonymous 02/27/2026 (Fri) 17:23 [Preview] No. 74914 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Excuse the baby cuts. I just started.

https://temp-image.com/jdZUvOJrHCivIIu

Attention please
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Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.76432 del
>>76430
Sent


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.76439 del
Thank goodness for hemostatic bandages. The blood was spilling out so fast.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.76440 del
>>76439
What are you using


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.76441 del
>>76440
Safety razor blade mainly and for that bean.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.76456 del
>>76441
>Safety razor
>doesn't use it safely
retard



Hi anons Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 12:26 [Preview] No. 76452 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I am making a random fun Signal group for cute and funny lovers!

https://signal.group/#CjQKIA1oWuoucmNAsSVMFVis78kG7o2s9GmWfJae_c4z9eorEhAMWU0Kfi5ReMwyVbSaAt1D

RULES:
Pretty much anything is allowed but no spamming, no crypto stuff, no doxxing.

Have fun.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.76455 del
nice try mossad



SimpCity Account? Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 11:25 [Preview] No. 76451 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Anyone wanna share their simpcity.cr account username + password since the site no longer accepts new users 🥺


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 12:32 [Preview] No.76453 del
good for you not paying for this evil, they used the money to fund the genocide.

there are just websites that let you browse []/\/LY F4/\/5 where you can just download what you like. was surprised who ugly almost everyone there was...

have a nice day you sweety 😘



pee pee poo poo Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 13:23 [Preview] No. 76136 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 02:28 [Preview] No.76338 del
Angela Lynn Moffatt

AKA: Angela (Angie-Amy-Em) Lynn Moffatt

Reason for this paste: MORE PIX from a 4chan archive c. 2019. she sells n00ds and her cashapp/facebook is below. She's a mental midget who doesn't know or care what osint is and just escalates; send in the sharty (https://soyjak.st/raid/index.html), reason why I gave a canary warrent.

https://app.radicle.xyz/nodes/iris.radicle.xyz/rad%3Az36NA5sC5kn7rFVqVAH7hhZMf7dWt

https://paste.ononoki.org/?8793f2e711519f18#6gNwZgPCzFqecFyUG81BYWQ95ZC2dy7kj96WhKCDm4RF

https://paste.ononoki.org/?8d9150b9238800c3#6TQuhsYXWcZRSW62RL9eJ9CMcaVDe5JjeaCR4KdizSkg

https://paste.ononoki.org/?0290f20048ac54ff#71VVtNSvXLdtT4kfBdjbPA6yubeFqsrzfsTuD1zSuN9C

https://paste.ononoki.org/?38bd3bfab18de910#F8xxNDMDSGx5oYH3Hs7x4nGFmRLCK7ZiCtrYRkc5WqH8

Born: Jan. 26, 1995. 30

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Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.76449 del
>>76448
She smiked while preg it looked like, poor kid.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.76450 del
>>76449
Sorry, smoked.





Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 02:59 [Preview] No.76417 del
>>76282
What is this OP?


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 03:54 [Preview] No.76426 del
>>76417
A tool list, knowledge is power fool.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.76447 del
>Scientia potentia est



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Otk twitch & kick gossip Anonymous 03/07/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No. 75321 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Shalom and gm and Emiru is guilty
Previous: >>72879
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Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 03:55 [Preview] No.76340 del
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>>76317
hahahaha


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.76344 del
Any news about everyone's favorite clamper? still clamped for only 8 seconds?


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.76354 del
>>76315
>>76317
doesn't mean you should only post OTK shit, or else just name it OTK and that's it


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.76359 del
>>76344

I haven't heard about anything new besides that


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.76446 del
how bout anything for full tina vid pleaseeee



manifesting Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No. 76275 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
do you have a good system not to be overwhelmed by all the stuff you try to do? would love to have serious discussion on time management in case anyone is interested. maybe i am not the only one feeling strange for wasting the limited time of this short life. i actually found stuff that helped me but more on that later itt!

i tried to do without for a long time and did not get done all that much. wasted a lot of time on video games, though it was not a complete waste. i noticed the same complications over and over again when i try to make better use of my time. here is a list of them:

>mood
sometimes i make plans to do something the next day but then i get molested or stalked or attacked in some way or someone paints graffiti on my car and i am just depressed and i assumed i wasn't going to be but and then i feel like i can't continue

>various amount of energy
some days i feel strong, other days i feel weak

>unrealistic idea of time
sometimes i look at what i want to do and it is so much that i lose hope or get intimidated and believe it is impossible, then at other times i am in a flow state i have unlimited energy and can do anything

>forgetting
some times i realize that i had just forgotten to do something i wanted to do

>sheer volume of things

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Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 21:17 [Preview] No.76378 del
>>76374
>Being a time travel game, they explain that you store all these in a massless null time pocket but we all know that's bullshit

makes me think of 'the end of time' in chrono trigger where they just created this hub where all the different times are conveniently available.

>just step into the light bro and then when you exit the tunnel you are at another time


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 23:53 [Preview] No.76384 del
>>76377
>what is trello


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 02:06 [Preview] No.76397 del
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>>76275
>do you have a good system not to be overwhelmed by all the stuff you try to do?

Pomodoro method. Simple as


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.76444 del
>>76384
>what is trello

that's digital though.

>Trello was acquired by Atlassian in January 2017 for $425 million

fuck all the way off with your proprietary for-profit garbage, surveiled consumer cattle. go back to facebook, this is an imageboard you are in the wrong place.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.76445 del
>>76397
>Pomodoro method

how do you keep track of all the things you want to wind the eggtimer up for?

what is the method to decide which goes next?

what do you do when while you work on one thing and you get a really good idea about another project that you have in the pipeline and you don't want to forget it?

how do you keep track of the progress of one project when it turns out it needs a few more egg timer sessions?

what is your method to include the current weather in your planning?

brave ai:
>The Pomodoro Technique is a time management method developed by Francesco Cirillo in the late 1980s that breaks work into 25-minute intervals called pomodoros, separated by 5-minute breaks. After completing four pomodoros, the user takes a longer break of 15 to 30 minutes. This structured approach aims to improve focus, reduce procrastination, and prevent burnout by limiting distractions and ensuring regular rest.

>Simple as

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my life isn’t even half there Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 03:12 [Preview] No. 76420 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
haven’t felt the touch of another person in 3 years, goes outside once a month or two, bad social skills, everyone hates me, bad habits etc, my teen years are almost over I’ve wasted all of my youth on this horrible life style,, I can’t get better
asked for help everywhere
will things ever get better ? will things get worse ?


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.76437 del
they will if you make them


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.76443 del
>haven’t felt the touch of another person in 3 years

well you could become the kind of person who others want to touch so bad that you can't even go grocery shopping anymore before someone losing it and grope you hoping you can be their missing puzzle piece and make all the horror in their life go away. i accidentally found out how to turn my inner light on and have that happen to me. people are but moths and nothing more. you could make that happen, that is one of your options. you may not know how yet but the possibility exists. you don't learn about it being normal though. normality can't add anything to your life but misery.

>will things ever get better ? will things get worse ?

if you find your inner wealth, your inner completeness, your inner connection you will at least feel good but the problematic nature of outside reality will only change, it will not get better necessarily, though a little at first before you lose respect for people. until you understand people are moths and you lose the willingness to let moths touch you.



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Microslop Botware Anonymous 01/26/2026 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No. 74294 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uiX1Wn-lsPc [Embed]

Proud Linux and Windows 7 user here. LMFAO. I knew all the modern Microsoft operating systems were complete utter shit full of unnecessary bloatware years ago. This Windows 11 is a whole kind of new shitification. Updates are breaking the systems, it's slower than the older operating systems, it's literally full of spyware that steals and copies your personal files to their cloud, won't allow users to use your own files offline, takes snapshots of everything you do including your keystrokes (once considered trojan horse malware back in the day!)

How the fuck are plebs coping with this shit?

Meanwhile I got ISOs of Linux and Windows 7, my operating systems work just fine and I can pretty much access and do anything. Including torrenting and P2P. I can rip Youtube videos and store them offline, access them anytime I want. I actually own and control all my files without needing AI or the cloud.

People need to smart up and dump Microslop. Are the "masses who are asses" smart enough to bail their digital slavery shackles?
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Anonymous 02/23/2026 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.74839 del
The Davos/WEF new "great reset" has been decoded and exposed. They want EVERYTHING subscription based, they wish to destroy consumer choice, the free market, open source innovation and most importantly destroy PRIVATE OWNERSHIP and USER PRIVACY. Prepare accordingly. If you haven't been doing so already you should be mass backing up desirable media and making multiple offline backups of everything you have collected. You should absolutely own a couple of your favorite laptops and/or PCs. Have backup bootable ISO copies of all your favorite operating systems. Same thing with older "dumb" TVs, VCR/DVD & DVD/Blu-ray combo players, collect physical media, learn how to store it properly and take care of it long-term. Collect box sets of physical media, have extra hardware (late 90s and early to mid 2000s hardware by far the best). Buy CDs for cheap at thrift shops, buy records too, get combo players for cassettes/CDs/vinyl like Crosley brands (I have two myself and working on fixing an older one I have, all having 3 speeds for vinyl). Old school games as well, have a collection of consoles and physical games you can play anytime even when offline.

Basically my plan is to boycott anything that mandates a subscription or internet connection to function. Boycott any online services that require an ID to use them.


Anonymous 03/07/2026 (Sat) 19:00 [Preview] No.75386 del
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>>74294
>Are the "masses who are asses" smart enough to bail their digital slavery shackles?

no because microshit legacy software is still used by a lot of companies and .gov groups. It's probably not going to go away in our lifetimes.


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.75470 del
I've switched my main laptop to Zorin OS and won't ever go back.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 02:18 [Preview] No.76402 del
>>75470
>>75470
Is Zorin some sort of Linux distro?


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 06:30 [Preview] No.76438 del
>>76402
Word on the street is this was Christopher Walken's final project.



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fuck paedos Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No. 76364 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
bump this thread whenever cp is the first post here.
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Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 02:16 [Preview] No.76400 del
>>76396
Me neither.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 02:50 [Preview] No.76414 del
>>76398
>would be great if some solution could be find though,
Wordfilter on any of the spam links can help out. Sort of like a blocklist. Just add any site that pops up

>sometimes, even after reporting, it stays there for hours
I think we should probably do another Vol search and get some more volunteers to help out. They can cover different time zones so all the spam gets deleted real quick.

That's some of my ideas at least.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 02:57 [Preview] No.76416 del
Also, pls keep an eye out on these people, anons

>>71217
>>75321

We just got spammed out of nowhere today, and the first thread I linked got mysteriously bumped up right after the spam showed up for some reason. And the same things happen with the 2nd thread and other Gorillion and 1 Bagina :DDD worship threads on /b/.

Like, why is it that these random ded threads go up just in time for the spam to show up? Why?

Being srs right now since it just happened an hour or 2 ago.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.76423 del
>>76414
I'm less worried about the spam than the CP actually (though sometimes we get both)
I think the idea would be first to prevent a post to be displayed on the global front page of the site when it have already 1 or 2 report.
Secondly, I realized that some boards seems faster to react to report than others, so it would be great if the deletion could be global (if someone post the same exact thread/post on different boards, one deletion delete them all).

This would reduce the visibility and reach of those CP/spam.

>Wordfilter on any of the spam links can help out
the problem is that they sometimes use normal shortener url (like tinylink etc...), so that would be complicated

>>76416
I don't know about >>71217 so I won't talk about it, but regarding >>75321 this is a normal behavior.

The "Otk twitch & kick gossip" thread is an alternative thread that exist on 4chan /b/, so depending of what is happening over there, people can sometimes flock here and start talking in that specific thread for many reasons, I know that I check this thread regularly everyday, even though I don't always post something.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 04:55 [Preview] No.76433 del
>>76423
>CP
I prefer cod points.