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Otk twitch & kick gossip Anonymous 03/07/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No. 75321 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Shalom and gm and Emiru is guilty
Previous: >>72879
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Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 18:11 [Preview] No.76842 del
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>>76830
>>76831
I thought you were just retarded, but it turns out you are also a liar...

As long as people respect the rules of the site and the board, they are free to post what they want (it's called random for a reason). If you don't like it, then I can suggest a very nice site for you: reddit.

now go bait someone else with your scat, faggot


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 20:47 [Preview] No.76846 del
>>76842
youre retarded, you get banned for anything here.


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Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.76995 del
Hello.

Please consider posting the rest of Alex leaks.

Thank you for your co-operation.


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 17:28 [Preview] No.77000 del
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Hazel AI
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Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 16:58 [Preview] No.76979 del
>>76974
What did you think?


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Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 03:24 [Preview] No.76988 del
>>76982
Hazel


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juicefasting Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 19:28 [Preview] No. 76756 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
tldr regeneration

anyone wants to hear about juice fasting? for many years i have been banned for talking about it on various imageboards, only in recent years it has somewhat relaxed.

today has been the first day of what likely is going to be a 40 day juice fast for me. don't confuse this with what most religious people call fasting, those bitches consider it fasting when they only eat in the evening. that's very weak, the religious people are very pampered weak consumers, the kind of people who choose to use the elevator when stairs are available. there are only a few of the strictest religious fanatics who do really hard fasting respectably; stair users.

for me this means i don't eat, i don't drink, all i consume is the fresh juice of fruits. i buy the fruit, wash them, prepare them and then i throw them in the slow juicer. i make the juice fresh. fresh living juice, not this pasteurized dead bullshit from the store. pic related, it is the juicer that i use. it is exceptionally easy to clean, not like the juicers that i started with many years ago.

the reason i am doing this is because juice fasting is the sweet spot for when it comes to self-healing. it is almost as healing as regular fasting with almost none of the discomfort or feeling of low energy. when enough juice is drunk in a day, even weightloss can be prevented. the goal by which i measure the juice fast a success is if i succeed in completely shitting myself empty.

i am already living very healthy so i expect it will not take 40 days but according to legend (which i have reason to believe is valid after years of doing my own experimentation) when the average person does what i do, DESPITE NOT ADDING ANY SOLIDS, SOLIDS WILL CONTINUE TO COME OUT FOR 40 DAYS. the bowel of the average person is so "caked" with undigested matter that the intended function of absorption barely works. almost everyone eats wrong, almost everyone is glued up, i intend to be one of the few who is not glued.

i am willing to answer your questions if you have any.
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Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 17:34 [Preview] No.76937 del
>>76929
>a teaspoon of sodium bicarbonate into a 16oz glass of water

i've used bicarbonate before to neutralize my mouth after very acidic juices like lemon juice and i have heard about your approach (i think it was somebody doing a shortvideo, possibly tiktok, about the topic) but i have never given it a try or looked into it deeper. what i remember is the claims of some people it helped them with cancer but i can't remember more details.

i'm more drawn to the herbal detoxes, i've only eaten fruit for ~80 days and then continuation of raw vegan salads with nuts for like 40 more days while taking herbal extracts (drops and capsules) the whole time.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 17:42 [Preview] No.76938 del
i'm actually cheating now. it is still the evening of day 6 and i have made a soup from
>instant vegetable stock
>herbs and spices
>onion (which i poured the boiling water over so it is not even raw anymore)
>fresh pressed garlic
>an entire bunch of cilantro

originally i wanted to juice the cilantro but today i had this moment when i was walking in the park where just these wild herbs smelled so delicious to me. i felt drawn to them, they called me, i almost bit into them. just a random meadow in the park with wild grasses and they smelled so garlicy and delicious to me.

i purposefully wanted to take it more easy this time after doing all the hardcore juice fasting and leave space for little hunches and cravings like that this time.

what does consitute cheating is that i am eating cooked food (well semi-cooked): the onion. but even though it is a mild onion, currently i am so sensitive that the onion and garlic raw would have been too much. this will also be the first time since completely swearing of cooked food (which i did about a month before i started the fast) that i have eaten something cooked. yes this will slow down my progress but already feel like i am 90% empty. my last two poops were only like 15% and today only 5% or a full sized poop.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 18:16 [Preview] No.76939 del
>>76938
ate a few spoons of the cilantro and onion but it was too strong and spicy. drank most of the liquid but i just threw away like 80% of the "soup". wasn't good 🤣

if i would have been further along in the fast and not in the first few days in warmup phase, eating something on a stommach this empty is considered dangerous but the danger depends heavily on what is eaten. soup is not that dangerous. apparently some dude died after eating cooked potato to break a fast. well potato is starch, starch is glue. as far as i know the best way to break a fast is with fruit. banana smoothie, this is how i usually do it.


Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 16:52 [Preview] No.76978 del
yesterday was day 7
i carried on and i drank a few coups of hot vegetable instant broth. i thought i enjoy some salt.

the thought came to me that me always doing these long fasts once or twice a year might not be the best way to approach the matter. i mean i have to feel out how the pure raw veganism will affect me but in general for a normal eater i'd think half the time should be spent fasting like that. like one week of eating, one week of fasting, one week of eating, one week of fasting, and so on. other then with an absurd amount of fasting i don't see how a normal eater who eats pasta, bread, potato, cake, candy, meat, eggs, milk and cheese will ever get even near the intended healthy human baseline. the only onews who can somewhat get away with it are those who do like an hour or two of intense exercise a day and they seem to be losing their hair, arthritis and other nonsense.

today it's day 8

earlier today it was cold and rained a bit and i guess i am somewhat irritable so i have been in a bad mood, i couldn't get anything done today. i was very cold and even underneath my heated blanket it took like an hour to get my body warm. it's unbelievable how cold my body can get, if you don't know the fruit juice additionally cools the body. if you can't handle a particularly hot day where you live, only eat fruit and see what happens. i think i should be moving to some very hot region of the world, i have no business being so much up north and also the people here are truly awful and corrupted. it feels like my bones are sponges for coldness and they keep the coldness for a long time.

now the sun has come out in the evening and i feel better.


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 16:04 [Preview] No.76998 del
day9

i think my last poop was on day 6 and it was just a bit of thick mud that came out, about 1/3rd of the mass of a regular poop. that's already quite few days without any poop šŸ¤” and on day 4 was my last real regular poop and then on the same day 4 there was one smaller thirdsized poop a few hours after, which already had me suspicious.

this can't be it. you know i am sitting here lurking for my digestive tube to be shat completely empty. the few weeks before i was fasting, all i ate was grape, banana, orange, grapefruits, cucumber, bell pepper, herbs and nuts basically. maybe this already cleaned me out quite good? could be.

over the course of the fast so far i did blend a like 10 bananas into the juice though so these banana solids have to be still inside mostly so this can't be complete emptyness yet. curious though how abruptly the poop frequencey has already declines.



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Isis. Anonymous 03/28/2025 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No. 57821 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Isis is the mark of the beast.
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Anonymous 12/26/2025 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.73567 del
>>73537
It's normal because it's cool and based. Fuck you stupid goy we will shit in the mouths of your family and friends. How does it feel to know you can't do anything but bitch about us?


Anonymous 03/24/2026 (Tue) 12:20 [Preview] No.75932 del
You do not prevent the rapes and murders committed by niggers. Fuck you, Isis.

You literally defecate into each other's mouths in exchange for opportunities.

Everything about you is hateful and disgusting.

You literally eat each other's shit. Fuck you.


Anonymous 03/30/2026 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No.76108 del
I haven't killed anyone. I'm not killing myself. I'm not gay. You aren't successful. You cheat your way through life. Fuck you, Isis.


Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 21:31 [Preview] No.76983 del
Stop with the deadlines and threats. Apply your standards to niggers. Fuck you, Isis.


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 15:57 [Preview] No.76997 del
>>73537
AbdurRahman ibn Abu Layla, quoting Usayd ibn Hudayr, a man of the Ansar, said that while he was given to jesting and was talking to the people and making them laugh, the Prophet (ļ·ŗ) poked him under the ribs with a stick. He said: Let me take retaliation. He said: Take retaliation. He said: You are wearing a shirt but I am not. The Prophet (ļ·ŗ) then raised his shirt and the man embraced him and began to kiss his side. Then he said: This is what I wanted, Messenger of Allah!
Sunan Abi Dawud 5224

You kuffar have no idea what the religion of Allah entails.



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THE BOYCOTT LIST. Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No. 76257 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello anons! I am making and updating a comprehensive list of Products, Brands, Services, Companies
and Operating Systems to BOYCOTT. This idea came about after many corporations started mandating subscriptions just to use the products that you buy and should rightfully have full ownership of. This is also a response to the growing attack on our civil liberties and online privacy with the push for digital identifications and age verification to track and trace everyone all the time. If you value consumer choice, protection of your private data, user freedom and private ownership of the products you buy CHECK IT OUT!

THE BOYCOTT LIST:

https://archive.ph/84Sv9
https://paste.artixlinux.org/view/c59070f9

If anyone else has any tips to offer feel free to add any to this thread. Let us all know if there is a corporate brand screwing over or interfering with you after purchasing something from them. If we want a true free market we need to protect consumer choice, privacy and the freedom of user ownership.
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Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.76928 del
I feel as if some of these kinds of threads are being purposely derailed. Bump for this significant info.
>>76759


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.76933 del
>>76928
I am not derailing thread.
I am just surprised why this guy says that oligarchs want to do harm to us, while he and the society are doing holocaust to the animals.

If you don't like being harmed and holocausted, why do you do holocaust to other beings?


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 00:03 [Preview] No.76985 del
>how do you know if someone is a vegan?
They will let you know.


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 12:23 [Preview] No.76991 del
>>76933
The great thing about a free market is everyone gets to boycott what they don't want. If you do not want to eat meat you do not have to purchase and consume meat. Just like if I do not want third parties forcing me to subscribe to use basic utilities I buy, I don't have to but those invasive products. The worst thing anyone could possibly do is get the government to force compliance though. Imagine if the government one day told you eating vegetables was no longer an option, or using open source software was now illegal and if you did not comply you face a prison sentence. That is not a world I would wish to live in at all. You have all the power right now with the right to boycott, consumer choice.


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.76996 del
>>76991
government should ban meat eating and if you murder animal you should get 21 years prison for murder



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Animals = humans Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No. 76866 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Animals are conscious beings just like humans.
To eat animal, it is equal to eating human.
Humans = organized nazi mafia that voted/decided to murder other beings (outside the mafia).
Humans have almost the same skeleton and internal organs like other species. So if you are eating animals you are practicing cannibalism.
If you eat animals or commit harm to other animals or humans, you are committing this suffering to yourself. Separate minds/brains are just a illusion.
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Anonymous 04/17/2026 (Fri) 19:31 [Preview] No.76917 del
>>76866
What about the poor plants? You just can hear them screaming when you rip them out of the ground, or off a branch, and chop them up alive. They are still screaming as you chew them up and swallow. Go be a moralfag somewhere people care.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.76924 del
And those sheep were all white, and their wool was abundant and clean. And all that had been destroyed and dispersed, and all the beasts of the field, and all the birds of the heaven, assembled in that house, and the Lord of the sheep rejoiced with great joy because they were all good and had returned to His house. And I saw till they laid down that sword, which had been given to the sheep, and they brought it back into the house, and it was sealed before the presence of the Lord, and all the sheep were invited into that house, but it held them not. And the eyes of them all were opened, and they saw the good, and there was not one among them that did not see. And I saw that that house was large and broad and very full. And I saw that a white bull was born, with large horns and all the beasts of the field and all the birds of the air feared him and made petition to him all the time. And I saw till all their generations were transformed, and they all became white bulls; and the first among them became a lamb, and that lamb became a great animal and had great black horns on its head; and the Lord of the sheep rejoiced over it and over all the oxen. And I slept in their midst: and I awoke and saw everything.


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 13:28 [Preview] No.76992 del
>>76917
Plants do not have consciousness.


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 13:42 [Preview] No.76993 del
>>76924
I will forever live Americana even if my life ends with a bullet inside my head. The Lord wills it.



Has Anyone Encountered the 'CypherWrks' Site? Now Dead, But Some Files Remain on cypherwrks.org Anonymous 11/16/2025 (Sun) 03:59 [Preview] No. 72450 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Not sure where else to post this, but I found something odd while browsing an old onion link
hhtps://kcmykvkkt3umiyx4xouu3sjo6odz3rolqphy2i2bbdan33g3zrjfjgqd.onion/ it used to load a minimal page with the name CypherWrks but now it’s completely dead.
I tried digging around on DuckDuckGo, both in the clearnet and through Tor, but got basically nothing. Then I started testing domains cypherwrks.com, .io, .net, .ia, .moe all dead or parked. The only one that actually loads is cypherwrks.org.
There’s a folder named Proteus with a few text files dated October 2025, talking about something called ā€œfiltrationsā€ and a ā€œGenesis X ledger event.ā€ Weirdly, in the current clearnet version that line about Genesis X is gone, like it was edited out or replaced.
No explanation, no ads, no tokens, just static pages. Google shows almost zero results. The phrasing sounds AI-generated but also too coherent to be random. Maybe a hoax, maybe some old underground testnet?
Posting here in case someone knows the story behind it or remembers it from older chans (I’ve dug at 4chan archive without luck).
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Anonymous 12/21/2025 (Sun) 01:08 [Preview] No.73456 del
>>72515
can you repost this image? it seems like you messed up when uploading it.


sage Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 23:01 [Preview] No.74485 del
>>72450
The creators of this ARG story are https://www.erratumpress.com/consortium


Anonymous 03/06/2026 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.75155 del
Bump for reading later


update Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 19:37 [Preview] No.76794 del
cypherwerks updated. /Leaks exists now. Minimal files but juicy.>>75155


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.76990 del
>>76794
Has anybody noticed that the margin link on page 6 of the leaks emails jumps to a domain called ā€œRAV indexā€ Anyone check it out yet? (https://ra-vindex.github.io/index/index.html) Basically a GitHub repo dumping the scattered writings, manifestos and article’s of a Dr. Rodrigo Arellano-Voronov. That PDF breaks down his take on the Proteus thing pretty clean. Repo’s worth a dig on its own. Start with the 2017 drop The Archon Hypothesis. A full 180 on conspiracy theories. Fair warning tho: Voronov writes in his own weird strain of academese — takes a minute to parse, but there’s a glossary in there so you won’t get completleylost.



manifesting Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No. 76275 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
do you have a good system not to be overwhelmed by all the stuff you try to do? would love to have serious discussion on time management in case anyone is interested. maybe i am not the only one feeling strange for wasting the limited time of this short life. i actually found stuff that helped me but more on that later itt!

i tried to do without for a long time and did not get done all that much. wasted a lot of time on video games, though it was not a complete waste. i noticed the same complications over and over again when i try to make better use of my time. here is a list of them:

>mood
sometimes i make plans to do something the next day but then i get molested or stalked or attacked in some way or someone paints graffiti on my car and i am just depressed and i assumed i wasn't going to be but and then i feel like i can't continue

>various amount of energy
some days i feel strong, other days i feel weak

>unrealistic idea of time
sometimes i look at what i want to do and it is so much that i lose hope or get intimidated and believe it is impossible, then at other times i am in a flow state i have unlimited energy and can do anything

>forgetting
some times i realize that i had just forgotten to do something i wanted to do

>sheer volume of things

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Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 12:51 [Preview] No.76744 del
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one thing i notice i am still very bad at is to leave room recreation. i don't even know how to do this anymore. i guess i am a special case because i can just make myself feel good whenever i want with meditation and to a degree i realize that me having played so many hours of video games is more of an addiction then a recreation. often i don't find a video game i really want to play and just playing something without being excited about it is boring. still sometimes i just like to play an evening of video games but at this age i can tell this is me fleeing into a happy place that isn't real. taking a break from reality.

i can't point my finger at it but it have this background feeling of overlooking something obvious or forgetting something. hopefully i can find it. usually when i felt this, this was my body reminding me to shift back into a higher mode of meditation where i am just effortlessly happy and at peace. when i meditate regularly enough i can switch on this other mode of being, a different nervous system configuration or maybe think of it as using different brainwaves, if you felt it for the first time, life would feel like a bright anime to you where (whether you want to or not) you become the main character wherever you go (usually you don't want to, trust me it is awful being popular and "getting attention", truly a curse).

i guess trying to be informed, watching all these news channels and keep being reminded how everything is getting worse and the governments despite all their prior posturing still mostly believe war and genocide is ok is just depressing. i had no idea how dumb, irresponsible and undecmorcratic the modern governments are. they are just puppets of the evil rich warmongers. this is depressing i guess. i can't change it though. i have never been asked whether i agree with my taxmoney being used to help create war and genocide. they don't ask me for shit, i am an adult but they treat me like a dumb child and shut me up and intimidate until i am so demoralized that they can just murder whoever they want without my complaining is the idea behind it i guess.

anyways i have to go for a run before it turns too late because when i run when it gets laid, i get so hyped that i can't sleep and then i oversleep and can't do shit on the next day.


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.76774 del
i keep thinking about a program (free and open source running locally without using the internet for anything) that probably is rather easy to code, that i could feed with all my projects and then based on parameters i set would just calculate what the best use of my time would be.

i'd just HIT ME WITH ONE! and it would give me the most important thing to do and i would not have to waste half my time on trying to keep track on what to do next.

because basically that is all i am doing with all my time management efforts so clumsily, what thing from the 200 things i foolishly put on my plate should i do next and since my plate is so full, i am locked in indecision on what to do first.

🄓 that is another thing i noticed may have been affected by me playing video games for so long. in a video game it is so easy to instantly do 50 things one after another but irl i struggle even though it should be possible.


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 12:38 [Preview] No.76776 del
>>76739
One day at a time, one small step for mankind. Everything cannot be done all at once. Progress and success takes a lot of patience and time.


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 20:26 [Preview] No.76798 del
>>76776
>One day at a time, one small step for mankind. Everything cannot be done all at once. Progress and success takes a lot of patience and time.

this visualizes the feeling rather accurately


Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 17:07 [Preview] No.76980 del
one thing i have never seen anyone talk about is how do you keep the manifestation going when you are having a depressed day and get nothing done.

i remember when i would use a paper calendar and made plans for wednesday and then wednesday comes and the depression hits, i would sit there the next day and see at this page that i planned and did nothing and that would make me depressed again, so my planning has the potential to prolong the depression even. make it worse!

that is way i tend not to plan too far ahead and not keep records of days. new day, new page, rip appart the old. if my life wasn't this complicated maze i had to navigate where i can only do certain things at certain times, i would not use a timetable at all. i have to be home before 4pm or otherwise i will not be able to find a parking space. before i understood this i sometimes roamed around for an hour before finding a parking space and it is miserable.

with everything i am doing, i still believe i am overlooking something obvious that will just let me unlock my full potential because this isn't it. it must be something small and stupid that i am just not seeing. some colossal mistake i am doing that i am oblivious to.

this is depressing, i apologize, i hope this dank video can make up for it.



Ella Katherine Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 16:27 [Preview] No. 74791 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
there's been mentions of her having sex with some of her father's friends and colleagues since the time of her turning 18 years old that were secretly filmed and have since then been either leaked or purposely posted online and that is the main reason as to why I've created this thread in hopes someone may find them at some point
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Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 16:24 [Preview] No.76977 del
fuck bump, been watching her for a few years and been hoping for there being wins from her for awhile