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Died Happy Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No. 74059 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Source: Rechtsmedizin, Burkhard Madea Hrsg. (German Forensic Medicine Textbook by Burkhard Madea MD). Germany. Case from 2004.

Auto-translated. 24 year old man had intentionally caused the death of his 28 year old domineering gay partner. During the strangulation fetish session he was acting as a safe spotter. But was on purpose strongly encouraging the 28 year old to push it further and further, while hand “stimulating” his partner's penis so he would not want to stop. And when finally his partner went too far and had passed out, he just stood and watched him getting strangled to death. And immediately right after that calling police to report accidental death and that he had found him like that when he came to his home.

But police got suspicious. And upon further interrogation the 24 year old had finally admitted of planning death of his gay lover. As a self-defense against his partner sexually using him for months in very domineering degrading rough way, like a s-ex toy slave. With his hands being tied behind his back on many occasions. And blackmailing him by threatening to reveal certain legal issues from the 24 year old's past to his government job employer, if he dared to leave him.

On scene photos the deceased can be seen as he was found (right after the paramedics had taken away the life detecting heartbeat sensors from his chest). Sitting with his buttocks on a slightly extended part of the ottoman cube and with a belt holding him by the neck, zip tied to the leg of an overturned coffee table from above him. Thus keeping the corpse in the same position as when he got strangled. Mirror was placed in front of him, so he could to look at himself during the process and see his partner “stimulating” him. There were dripping traces of his dried sperm on the mirror. Indicating ejaculation before passing out. A metal kitchen tray was under him, so his sperm would not get on the carpet. Corpse’s penis also kept some of its erect status. A condition known as "rigor erectus"/death erection.
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Anonymous 01/26/2026 (Mon) 16:55 [Preview] No.74298 del
>>74297
Because he's just another sick perverted asshole wanting to push his deranged perversions onto others.


Anonymous 01/27/2026 (Tue) 01:51 [Preview] No.74308 del
>>74297
>>74298
May be because the case and manner of death, plus the way the corpse was found, is very unique and truly stands out. Plus the dead stud had nice fit body and super sexy meaty dick, that even remained partially erect. You mean that's not enough reasons to highlight this kind of death??


Anonymous 01/27/2026 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.74313 del
fuck I love to see faggots diieeee


Anonymous 01/27/2026 (Tue) 12:15 [Preview] No.74319 del
>>74313
you just mad that dead body of faggot still has a bigger dick in its partial erect state, then you will ever have when fully erect.


Anonymous 01/28/2026 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.74333 del
>>74313
He was a faggot but i bet he had a much bigger dick than you do.



Otk and friends twitch streamer drama gossip Anonymous 11/28/2025 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No. 72879 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
For those who are interested, everyone knows his friend.

https://www.instagram.com/kole404_/
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Anonymous 01/27/2026 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.74309 del
Andrea does look good with her legs open but what about Alex?


Anonymous 01/27/2026 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.74318 del
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Can someone leak Sakura's set? The other 3 already leaked


Anonymous 01/27/2026 (Tue) 14:00 [Preview] No.74321 del
>>74318
tina vid never got leaked


Anonymous 01/28/2026 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.74330 del
I know. I REALLY wanted that Tina vid. Kinda thinking it wasn't real.



Opinions on nazi transfems


Anonymous 01/28/2026 (Wed) 03:37 [Preview] No.74329 del
I agree



I have no future just applying for jobs. Think I've sent about 780 IT applications and only one landed me a dev job years ago.

I'll learn any old or obscure language if it just means it gets me work. Worth still learning COBOL? The other part of me wants to become a hacker because I'm tired and angry.


Anonymous 01/27/2026 (Tue) 22:53 [Preview] No.74327 del
Nope. AI is going to take away all the tech jobs soon and it's already just beginning to happen. Why learn to code when AI will eventually do it for free and much better than any human?

You want real job security? The trade. Data centers are paying big bucks to electricians, construction crews and even plumbers because those data centers need lots of flowing cold water to cool the centers down. Many data centers are paying up to six figures. Texas is home to them so you might have to move to Texas. Otherwise, the trade is still in high demand. I need a new chimney cap because my old one rusted for example... I'll be paying for the new chimney cap plus another $300 for the service of installing it. That's one trade job, takes about an hour maybe two hours tops, $300 for that one job. Learn the trade, older people need help all the time with stuff like that.


Anonymous 01/28/2026 (Wed) 02:47 [Preview] No.74328 del
>>74327
I am still interested in electricity and I wish I finished that vocational school 19 years ago. Texas would be cool (literally) but I'm a Europoor



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Microslop Botware Anonymous 01/26/2026 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No. 74294 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uiX1Wn-lsPc [Embed]

Proud Linux and Windows 7 user here. LMFAO. I knew all the modern Microsoft operating systems were complete utter shit full of unnecessary bloatware years ago. This Windows 11 is a whole kind of new shitification. Updates are breaking the systems, it's slower than the older operating systems, it's literally full of spyware that steals and copies your personal files to their cloud, won't allow users to use your own files offline, takes snapshots of everything you do including your keystrokes (once considered trojan horse malware back in the day!)

How the fuck are plebs coping with this shit?

Meanwhile I got ISOs of Linux and Windows 7, my operating systems work just fine and I can pretty much access and do anything. Including torrenting and P2P. I can rip Youtube videos and store them offline, access them anytime I want. I actually own and control all my files without needing AI or the cloud.

People need to smart up and dump Microslop. Are the "masses who are asses" smart enough to bail their digital slavery shackles?


Anonymous 01/26/2026 (Mon) 14:09 [Preview] No.74295 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q2a3unxyQMM [Embed]


Anonymous 01/26/2026 (Mon) 16:55 [Preview] No.74299 del
Yah bump.


Anonymous 01/27/2026 (Tue) 22:46 [Preview] No.74326 del
They're coming for your TVs too sadly. Forced ads, won't work if offline, no more usb ports for portable drives, etc. Really pisses me off but I'm buying extra older dumb TVs, have three spare so far. Get everything digital you can, extra portable 2TB - 16TB drives, flashdrives, DVDs, CDs, records (I no longer collect cassettes or tapes because they are very unreliable and go bad after two decades). Backup everything while we still have this technology available and take advantage of p2p networks.



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Penis rating accountant Chona Kilat Anonymous 01/27/2026 (Tue) 17:26 [Preview] No. 74322 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Chona Kilat while rating the cock during a call. She is strict but fair in her assessments. When she is not satisfied with the performance she gives a bad rating to the cock.



Chloe Phillips Anonymous 01/24/2026 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No. 74253 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Girl I've known for years only a couple years ago found out that she some photoshoots with this Photographer who made videos having sex with her that found their way online and have been trying to find them

if any of you are able in helping me find them I'll forever be indebted to you.


Anonymous 01/24/2026 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.74254 del
this is the guy who have sex with her a bunch of time and filmed it


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Anonymous 01/27/2026 (Tue) 12:23 [Preview] No.74320 del
>>74284
.......what's funny?



Why don't drones just have sex with each other? Are drones misandrist?



>lie for sex
>"no one wuves me for who i am!1!1!"
>if you don't like it, then leave
>i wish i lived in afghanistan

Anyways, let's discuss how baffling it is that moids want to live in Afghanistan:
>Because, in fact, the emir of the Taliban is more extreme than many of his followers. So, for instance, that ban on studying or women working, some officials were trying to find ways around it.
>Women are stupid and lazy
>I believe this is a continuation of the Taliban's intimidation and oppression of women - from the way we're dressed to how we appear in public, how we talk, how we even laugh. It says that women shouldn't laugh very loud, and the laugh of women should not be heard by a man, which is extremely horrifying to actually see that this is actually codified.
>Women are triggered too easily
>Right. Well, this was announced by the ministry for the prevention of vice and promotion of virtue. The law demands women must cover their faces in public so they don't cause temptation. They can't travel without a male guardian. They can't speak loudly, even laugh, in public.
>males are still the oppressed ones because.. uh, because uh...
>A decree issued in 2022 punishes the mahram, the male guardian, of women who are found violating the Taliban’s laws.
>Women lack accountability