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sage Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:42 [Preview] No.77049 del
>>76848

He's literally just talking with himself in this thread. OP is a crazy


sage Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:43 [Preview] No.77050 del
>>76979
>What did you think?
She's the most butt fucking ugly woman I've seen in my life. No amount of samefagging and spamming her on /b/ will ever change that.

The AI filters aren't working either. She still looks fucking hideous.


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Anonymous 04/30/2026 (Thu) 20:01 [Preview] No.77209 del
Seek help



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Invitation to Endchan's Fourth Christmas Special! Anonymous Global volunteer 12/15/2019 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No. 25158 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Discussion thread:
>>>/operate/10818

Thanks.
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Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 02:42 [Preview] No.76412 del
>>76232
Just missed this stream. Maybe I'll watch the next one though.


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:03 [Preview] No.77058 del
When's the next movie stream and what's being streamed?


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:44 [Preview] No.77067 del
>>77058
May 2


Anonymous Admin 04/27/2026 (Mon) 19:23 [Preview] No.77172 del
Gonna do a db upgrade, pls read: >>>/operate/30159


Anonymous 04/30/2026 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.77203 del
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L.A. Confidential
May 2nd
At 9:00 and 19:00 UTC
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner



Beta Piss Slut Dildo Jump + Face Piss Vid - No Limits Exposure Anonymous 04/29/2026 (Wed) 21:13 [Preview] No. 77200 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hi, my name is Bar and I'm a stupid dick slut. I'd love for you to share my embarrassing videos, please?



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Otk twitch & kick gossip Anonymous 03/07/2026 (Sat) 15:41 [Preview] No. 75321 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Shalom and gm and Emiru is guilty
Previous: >>72879
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sage Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:53 [Preview] No.77051 del
>>76842
>I thought you were just retarded, but it turns out you are also a liar...

Every single time spam shows up, you guys are posting p0rn with these braindead ugly chicks here. Without fail.

>i can keep spamming these uggo bitches non stop for another decade even though nobody wants this 4channer shit here
>I can suggest a very nice site for you: reddit

A literal cancerous 4channer telling us to leave so he can shit post on this board non stop. Nice

>now go bait someone else with your scat, faggot
I'm not the poo poster Mr. Newfag. Unlike this cancerous samefag thread, different people make different boards here. 4channer, Go back to 4chan and kys while you're there please


sage Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 17:54 [Preview] No.77052 del
>>77035
>Again with this low effort datamining link

Really high quality thread you got here 4chfags


Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.77093 del
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>>77051
>>77052
thanks for the (You) and the entertainment


Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 17:59 [Preview] No.77110 del
>>77000
like you have them


Anonymous 04/29/2026 (Wed) 19:30 [Preview] No.77198 del



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Collection of games Anonymous 03/20/2026 (Fri) 00:35 [Preview] No. 75806 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I made a new collection of games from my dad and also my games, its pretty small for new, but contains new and "old" games. Rate it out of 10 if you'd like, and I wonder if you guys have any comments on how to organize the cds and/or how to make the game cds not fall over when opening the place they're in. Thanks!
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Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 18:47 [Preview] No.76272 del
>>75806
>how to make the game cds not fall over when opening the place they're in

i played 2000 hours of factorio, i was born to answer this.

i just found out how this is called what you are looking for: lever style bookend.

in it's most basic form it is just a small piece of thin metal with one right angle bend into. you could easily bend one yourself if you are lucky and find a piece of metal that has an acceptable dimensions.

you place one side underneath the cds, gravity is pulling them down thus applying force to hold the metal piece in place. then the other side keeps the discs from tipping over, using their own weight against them.

similar principle to the belt loops holding up the belt in place while the belt is holding the pants in place.

the one in the picture is fancy, i have simple ones from thin metal that was painted white.


Anonymous 04/04/2026 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.76296 del
Ugh man I think I might be older than your dad


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 12:00 [Preview] No.76544 del
Fuck streaming shit. Owning physical media and digital piracy is the future.


Anonymous 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:18 [Preview] No.77168 del
>>76296
If so you should show some 8-track cassettes, if you still have an 8-track of Ted Nugent's Gonzo Live! you might be a grandpa by now.


Anonymous 04/29/2026 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.77193 del
BOYCOTT LIST UPDATED [4-29-2026]:

https://archive.ph/wygdC
https://paste.netbadgers.com/view/raw/b72acbd5

Updates:
- Sony Playstation Live Play Streaming & Digital Downloads
(adding future age verification for live play and DRM for digital downloads)



manifesting Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No. 76275 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
do you have a good system not to be overwhelmed by all the stuff you try to do? would love to have serious discussion on time management in case anyone is interested. maybe i am not the only one feeling strange for wasting the limited time of this short life. i actually found stuff that helped me but more on that later itt!

i tried to do without for a long time and did not get done all that much. wasted a lot of time on video games, though it was not a complete waste. i noticed the same complications over and over again when i try to make better use of my time. here is a list of them:

>mood
sometimes i make plans to do something the next day but then i get molested or stalked or attacked in some way or someone paints graffiti on my car and i am just depressed and i assumed i wasn't going to be but and then i feel like i can't continue

>various amount of energy
some days i feel strong, other days i feel weak

>unrealistic idea of time
sometimes i look at what i want to do and it is so much that i lose hope or get intimidated and believe it is impossible, then at other times i am in a flow state i have unlimited energy and can do anything

>forgetting
some times i realize that i had just forgotten to do something i wanted to do

>sheer volume of things

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Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 19:40 [Preview] No.77073 del
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all the stuff i would use a calendar for, i only write on the left side. i just make a plan of the things i am trying to do that day. i roughly try to write it next to the hour were i intend to do it. especially the left side does not have to be time-accurate. it might be, but on some days i have no idea so i just write it at the top, left of the 0.


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 19:53 [Preview] No.77074 del
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now the final step is that when i do something, i don't write it on the right side, that is too cumbersome. instead i make a quick circle around it and then i draw a line to when i did it on the right.

i noticed something in my efforts that was always missing from my planning: on some days i would not do the things i had plans, because i thought of way better things to do. i would make the executive decision to make even better use of my time and change plans mid-day. i wanted my calendar to reflect this in a celebratory way.

then some days i would look at my calendar and it would depress me that i got so little done that i had planned but then i remembered what i actually did (this was before i invented the 2-columns) and i was struck with my own stupidity: WAIT A MOMENT, WHAT AM I DISAPPOINTED FOR, I DID SOMETHING WAY BETTER THEN I HAD PLANNED AND MADE EVEN BETTER USE OF MY TIME AND I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT IT AND FELT BAD FOR NO REASON! WTF?!

with this harmony of the left and the right side i thought it was easier to leave room for being spontaneous because too much planning makes everyone a dull boy i'd assume.


Anonymous 04/26/2026 (Sun) 19:44 [Preview] No.77161 del
>>77041
>which needs to be repartitioned and everything re-installed and reconfigured which will take a while

i remember the days where i installed windows and installed all the programs and set up the browser and changed all the settings in all the places and in all the programs and just hating the process.

now using linux whenever i set up a new computer, i just copy over the entire homefolder and down to the gadgets on the desktop everything is how i want it.

i hated windows so much (and it is so much worse now). i curse them for having no respect for the user whatsoever.


Anonymous 04/28/2026 (Tue) 19:55 [Preview] No.77184 del
decisionhelper

i've finally managed to do something i have been wishing for for a long time. i wrote a program (well 3 seperate simple linux bash scripts that i call program but of course this is as ghetto as it gets) that decides for me on what to do next.

until i started playing with this i had no idea what a crazy overcomplicated maze my decisionmaking process is.

see i noticed that i like to spend way too much brainpower on finding completely meaningless afterthoughts, which kind of keeps me using my brain and deepens my understanding and broadens the range of my analysis but then i focus so much on tiny differences that i lose sight of what i was actually about to do, which is trying to decide what to do next; searching for more little advantages and tiny synergies that just waste my energy and make me feel exhausted for accomplishing nothing.

first script helps me automatically create a textfile in a specific folder. i give the thing a name, i assign it a priority value between 1 and 9 and a rough estimate how many minutes it will take. the txt gets created, opens automatically and i can write notes underneath the few variables i assigned at the top.

second script is where the magic happens. when i execute it, the script asks me how many minutes i have time. lets say i have 18 minutes until i have to go somewhere. it then searches through all the text files what i wrote into the MINUTES variable that takes 18 minutes or less (without including those that take longer). so now i have a list of txt-files that are within the time i have. the files appear on the list as many times as i have set in PRIORITY; this means something with priority 2 will appear twice on the list. now from this list one txt files gets randomly selected and this txt files opens for me in my default txt editor called kwrite. this way the more important things have a higher chance of being picked.

the reason this is genius: i circumvent my awful decisionmaking process. i can just say GIMME ONE! and POOF instantly one file opens and i can work on it.

third script is when i am done with a txt file and i want to remove it from the pool, the script just asks me it's number (i just have a counter that goes up so that each txt i create has a unique number i can search for), i write the number, the script finds the textfile which has the number and moves it into the completed folder itself without me having to juggle files.

this is exceptionally convenient to use because i found a way to execute these scripts from my desktop-gadget. see the three buttons on the bottom left? (plus sign, playbutton and red x). i might change the playbutton into a dice symbol but this is wonderful convenient.


Anonymous 04/28/2026 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.77185 del
>>77184
forgot the screenshot.

i kind of like having the moment of creation separated from the moment of execution like that because that way, i give my subconscious a chance to have insights and daydreams about it. because...

...one way to come up with good ideas is to think hard and another way to come up with good ideas is to not think at all.



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The Action Bible- God's Redemptive Story - Sergio Cariello 477 MB Download Anonymous 04/28/2026 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No. 77182 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The Action Bible- God's Redemptive Story - Sergio Cariello 477 MB Download

https://archive.org/details/the-action-bible-gods-redemptive-story-sergio-cariello_202604
https://www.mediafire.com/file/zrztw75yknpx2lj/The+Action+Bible-+God's+Redemptive+Story+-+Sergio+Cariello.pdf/file


The Action Bible

The Action Bible is a retelling of the Judeo-Christian Bible in comic book form written and edited by Doug Mauss and illustrated by Sergio Cariello for David C. Cook, published in 2010. Andre LeBlanc's 1978 The Picture Bible was a major influence on the project.

Plot
The story is very similar to the Bible however some parts are modified both to fit the medium, and to fit a younger audience. The story is split into two major parts, the Old Testament and the New Testament.

Historical events
The book includes mentions of Alexander of Macedon and the celebration of Hanukkah as well as the arrival of the Roman Empire in Israel.

Global distribution

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A MESSAGE FROM SENSEI Anonymous 12/02/2025 (Tue) 22:15 [Preview] No. 72960 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The Rape Sensei here

Reminder: Raping women is not wrong, it is a right of humans as mammals. Rape can be done without getting caught and any man with enough will power can take what is rightfully his. Think of how satisfying it will be to finally have sex with beautiful sluts who would otherwise never have sex with you. Just think of how many undeserving men they have sex with in a week, or in a day! What makes you any different to not receive this? All animals have had access to this right since the dawn of life. Society (and really those same men who get to have frivolous sex with countless women at will) has taught you that this is wrong to keep those who are in the sexual position of power in that position. Do not let them deprive you of this most fundemental of human rights - THE RIGHT TO SEX. Take what is yours -- there are ways to outsmart the police and get away with it -- it happens all the time. Be one of those who does not lay down and take it. Remain stiff-necked and resist to the last. RAPE WOMEN. You can do this by deceit or coercion if you can get them in a room along or you drug them. Most fun (and often most safe do to having a unknown suspect and no witnesses) is to find a woman walking home alone on a street with no cameras or people and just ravaging her right there on the pavement. However you may choose it, remember to get what is yours before this short life ends. You are proof that every one of your ancestors took part in this ritual in one way or another. Do no be left out and take what is yours!!
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Anonymous 01/06/2026 (Tue) 19:33 [Preview] No.73754 del
>>73243
Your upset mood is showing behind all that "ultimate right" rhetoric. Why can't you speak honestly? "She didn't express love towards me and I feel hurt and unwanted". See, I did it for you. Truth heals, as Jesus said.


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 03:19 [Preview] No.75460 del
what?


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Post stupid whore who won't press charges.


Anonymous 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.75844 del
>>73754
drones do not want to be loved or desred. if they did, they wouldnt commit rape


Anonymous 04/28/2026 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.77181 del
>>73497
What if the dumb slut has to go on literal schizo meds? Is that basically the same thing?



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[Posted this to /tv/ but I think that place is dead so here is a /b/ mirror]

Time to list some must-see films I think anons should watch before SHTF.

What counts as a good film for me? Story must be intriguing and get you hooked. Acting must be good, believable and unique. Also, I prefer more realistic movies, but it doesn't have to be if the movie is a top notch classic with a great story and incredible acting.

Go ahead and make your own recommended lists if you like, and if you do, please post the titles and release dates!

Badlands (1973)
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
STONE (1974)
The Day After (1983)
River's Edge (1986)
Absence of Malice (1981)
A Fistful of Dollars (1964)
For A Few Dollars More (1965)
The Boys Next Door (1985)

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Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.76076 del
>>50177
Some obscure channel on Youtube uploaded this old classic TV movie in High-res 720p which is really cool because in the past we had to rely on the old shitty 480p VHS rips. Although cheesy it was an entertaining movie to watch.


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.76215 del
Bumpin


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 02:41 [Preview] No.76411 del
>>76076
>Some obscure channel on Youtube uploaded this old classic
Actually yt posts old movies sometimes if you search for them.

Some have ads, but some don't. Try your luck anons.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:15 [Preview] No.76461 del
>>76411
I use an online media ripper to grab anything I desire uploaded to Youtube, one way you can simply bypass the forced site Ads. Plenty of options when it comes to open-source online media downloading software. Just make sure you have the videos encoded correctly (I choose the most common standard x264 AAC mp4 formats because those will play on almost anything today including modern and older television sets).


Anonymous 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:22 [Preview] No.77169 del
Lots of classic movies here, bump to keep this thread alive.



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Asmongold Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 04:24 [Preview] No. 76506 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
He's a very sad, and deranged man looking for manly company. And he likes non consensual relationships.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.76607 del
bump nigger


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:59 [Preview] No.76771 del
Ok, and?


Anonymous 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.77167 del
I've actually watched some of his videos before. While I don't agree with everything he says and sometimes he comes off as an idiot, he's not that bad. Honestly he can be amusing at times.