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>Tell women to abstain
>Tell women who DO abstain "have fun not ruining your life, lyuuusher!!1!1!"
>Refuse to elaborate


Anonymous 11/15/2025 (Sat) 02:39 [Preview] No.72397 del
>>72396
Normies have always been weird about sex and its retarded.
> It's weird to be virgin / not to have sex
> Seeking sex is "weird"
> When you have to much sex your a perv, player, ect

its retarded and people should live their lives and mind their own business


Anonymous 11/15/2025 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.72400 del
>be female
>have two poopholes between your legs as if one wasn't enough


Anonymous 11/15/2025 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.72406 del
>>72400
you also poop from your vagina???



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WEBM porn thread.

Rules: No gay porn. No tranny porn. No CP, no scat, no gore, no other extreme fetishes or anything illegal. Ages 18+ only. Straight softcore and hardcore porn welcome. Lesbians welcome if the women are hot.

If you post some good ones, I'll post more of the good ones I have saved. If not, this thread will be left to die.

Go for it.
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Anonymous 04/24/2025 (Thu) 20:22 [Preview] No.68299 del
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I miss 4chan man...


Anonymous 04/24/2025 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.68357 del
>>51918

sauce on the first?


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i can't take it any longer, i need to post frogs somewhere.
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Sorry, not sorry :}


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Anonymous 11/14/2025 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.72363 del
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FROGS



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how to cope with unlimited loneliness?

It's my birthday edition
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Anonymous 10/28/2025 (Tue) 16:36 [Preview] No.71952 del
A late Happy Birthday anon. Do you live near anyone? I could understand you are lonely if you have no one nearby and you live isolated in the country on a farm house, otherwise if you live in a community you should go out to some events and meet people. There are always those like you who want to socialize with others. Your next best pal could theoretically live right next door to you and you never knew it because you never had to courage to try talking to them. Never know until you try.


Anonymous 10/28/2025 (Tue) 21:43 [Preview] No.71956 del
>>71952

I live in a big city so my neighbors change often and stuff, they're also all much older than me, my only way to relate to others is through college


Anonymous 10/30/2025 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.71972 del
>>71956
College town huh? You need to meet someone, maybe at a bar some weekend night. If you meet the right person and they enjoy your company, you might get invited to a party. Don't get too drunk though it's easy to screw up and ruin your reputation that way. If people find you funny and cool to hang around with you might even get laid. Think of it similar to high school years, pretty much same principle but you're older now.


Anonymous 11/04/2025 (Tue) 19:40 [Preview] No.72109 del
need to punish this gender for being nothing but lying violent sadists by pegging this retard until he bleeds and threatening to shoot his wife and beating him with a chair and throwing him down the basement stairs and making him eat me out and wear a pink maid dress and shoving a hanger up his ass and drinking his milk and he's gonna forget that he wanted anything else


Anonymous 11/14/2025 (Fri) 02:47 [Preview] No.72358 del
if you stop thinking about it maybe it will go away



so i'm sure at least some people know kiwifarms, who is the faggor spamming cp on every website from here to china and back?
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Anonymous 11/13/2025 (Thu) 03:03 [Preview] No.72316 del
>>72308
>Why would someone risk going to jail over some retarded board drama?

1. because they are retarded
and
2. because it works, ive seen two if not more boards being shut down (temporarily or permanent) because of this shit


Anonymous 11/13/2025 (Thu) 13:55 [Preview] No.72332 del
>>72308
>Why
here's mine
1. user has enough knowledge and ai support to feel safe
2. he be crazy and cant let things go
3. already did small time shit and got away with and since he be crazy he learnt he's god


Anonymous 11/14/2025 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.72353 del
>>72272
>>72279
>>72303
>>72308
The CP spam on endchan (and on most websites) is normally from people trying to make money. The CP spam posts have urls listed in the image and/or the post because they are advertisements.

Read this thread from a staff member of many imageboards who had to deal with it: https://trashchan.xyz/meta/thread/374.html


Anonymous 11/14/2025 (Fri) 01:46 [Preview] No.72354 del
>>72299
>Although both websites are related in some way or another, it's not the same spammer.
>Trannyfarms' spammer is doing for the lolz and it's working, good stuff.
They are indeed different spammers. The KF/4chan spammer seems to have a personal grudge against those sites.
>The spam here is automated but not targeted.
Nope, it's not always automated. A lot of the CP spam is usually a person solving the CAPTCHA and getting around wordfilters in order to spam their CP advertisement.


Anonymous 11/14/2025 (Fri) 02:01 [Preview] No.72355 del
>>72303
>yeah there lots of c'p spammers like that sadly. Its also a technique used by normies and haters to take down sites. they post illegal shit and then report the site. I've seen imageboards go down like this, its sad.
>>72316
>2. because it works, ive seen two if not more boards being shut down (temporarily or permanent) because of this shit
I doubt that it works as a tactic. Maybe the admins of the imageboard just get frustrated and give up, but it won't get them seized.

I've reported actual CP sites on the openweb and sometimes their providers won't do anything. Even if they do go down they just hop to another provider. This has also happened with those kiwifarms parody sites that groom kids and distribute CP.



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Can anyone help me finding someone online? I’ve tried all finding people’s websites. Or maybe just point out which is the best way to find them.

He’s a pedo.
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Anonymous 11/13/2025 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.72339 del
or join roblox and pretend to by a minor lol


Anonymous 11/13/2025 (Thu) 15:57 [Preview] No.72340 del
I’m actually trying to find a guy who was talking to a 13 year old boy and got exposed online. I’m actually angry at him cause I tried to help him but he took a giant shit on my head, metaphorically and his idiot boyfriend doesn’t know about the vid.


Anonymous 11/13/2025 (Thu) 16:03 [Preview] No.72341 del
I’m trying to find an specific individual and he wasn’t arrested. He’s not the usual pedo pedo, like some dudes who go after children, but he was talking to a 13 year old kid on Grindr and planned to meet him.


Anonymous 11/13/2025 (Thu) 16:27 [Preview] No.72342 del
>>72341
you should gather any evidence you can find and go to the police.
finding a pedo and beating them up does nothing except giving them a free-out-of-jail-victim-card and makes people hate vigilantes


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Taffer Anonymous 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No. 51645 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Thief Game Series Thread
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Anonymous 07/12/2025 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.70403 del
>>51879
Don't think we're ever going to get a game series like that anymore anon. AAA Game industry sucks hueg balls nowadays.


Anonymous 11/11/2025 (Tue) 18:06 [Preview] No.72285 del
>>70403
i wouldn't trust a AAA game company with anything
I've had the idea of making my own thief-like game but I lack the skills


Anonymous 11/11/2025 (Tue) 18:13 [Preview] No.72286 del
>>51645
Why play a thief game when you can steal in real life?
I love stealing little things from friends and family, including their virginity


Anonymous 11/12/2025 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.72302 del
Any cheap ass PC games that mimic the old Resident Evil on PS2?


Anonymous 11/12/2025 (Wed) 13:02 [Preview] No.72304 del
>>72302
idk I can think of these old games
but idk if its what your looking for:

Drowned God 1996
Myst
Postal



youre getting sleepy
youre forgetting about dolley
youd never lay a hand on me
you just want to eat my pussy
you are my loyal servant
you do not fear death
you fear the outdoors


Anonymous 11/05/2025 (Wed) 12:08 [Preview] No.72116 del
Bitch, I shoot guns at various targets for fun. Why would I fear the outdoors when I live rural near the woods and rugged hill side? Show me your pussy.


Anonymous 11/06/2025 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.72136 del
>>72116
you want to shut up
you want to let me peg you


Anonymous 11/06/2025 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.72138 del
>>72116
youre gonna let me bite ur dick off


Anonymous 11/06/2025 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.72141 del
>>72138
Why bite it off when you'll end up swallowing it whole anyway?


Anonymous 11/08/2025 (Sat) 18:07 [Preview] No.72186 del
>>72141
I wish i could make james madison give birth to a boy and kill the baby lol



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Random Cat facts Anonymous 11/16/2022 (Wed) 18:05 [Preview] No. 44523 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Random Cat facts

Cats have an extra organ that allows them to taste scents on the air, which is why your cat stares at you with her mouth open from time to time.

Cats are nearsighted, but their peripheral vision and night vision are much better than that of humans.

A group of cats is called a “clowder”.

Cats have whiskers on the backs of their front legs.

Male cats are more likely to be left-pawed, while female cats are more likely to be right-pawed.
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Anonymous 05/01/2025 (Thu) 20:50 [Preview] No.69858 del
>Logic, I felt, was my only safe anchor reality; but if, as Walter Nigg points out, "angels
are powers which transcend the logic of our existence," did it follow that one is constrained to abandon logic in order to entertain angels? For the sake of angels I was ready to subscribe to Coleridge's "willing suspension of disbelief." I was even ready to drlnk his "milk of Paradise." But I was troubled. Never a respecter ofauthority, per se, particularly when it was backed by the "salvific light of revelation," I nevertheless kept repeating to myself that I was pitting my per-
sonal and necessarily circumscribed experience, logic, and belief (or nonbelief) against the experience, logic, and belief of some of the boldest and ~rofoundest minds of all times-minds that had reshaped the world's thinking and emancipated it (to a degree, at any rate) from the
bondage ofsuperstition and error. Still, I was averse to associatiilg myselfwith opinions and creeds,
no matter how hallowed by time or tradition, or by whomsoever held, that were plainly repugnant to colnnlon sense. A professed belief in angels would, inevitably, involve me in a belief in the supernatural, and that was the golden snare I did not wish to be caught in. Without committing myself religiously I could conceive of the possibility of there being, in dimensions and worlds other than our own, powers and intelligeilces outside our present apprehension, and in this
seilse angels are not to be ruled out as a part of reality-always remembering that we create what
we believe. Indeed, I am prepared to say that if enough of us believe in angels, then angels exist.


Anonymous 10/09/2025 (Thu) 23:13 [Preview] No.71572 del
>>69858
>>69858
What does this post have to do with cats though?


Anonymous 10/15/2025 (Wed) 16:07 [Preview] No.71702 del
>>44523
Cats are physiologically closer to water than a solid. So if you don't hermetically seal all your home's openings you'll be so filled with cats you'll reek of boxed wine and litterboxen.


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>>71702
>>71702
>Cats are physiologically closer to water than a solid.

That explains why their closely related tiger ancestors can swim underwater so well then.



webm thread #2 Anonymous 04/19/2023 (Wed) 17:41 [Preview] No. 46361 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
webm thread #2?
webm thread #2!

1st one hit the bump limit. >>22440
Save any video you find interesting in that thread before it 404s srs
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Anonymous 11/07/2025 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.72150 del
Posting stuffs