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Died Happy Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No. 74059 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Source: Rechtsmedizin, Burkhard Madea Hrsg. (German Forensic Medicine Textbook by Burkhard Madea MD). Germany. Case from 2004.

Auto-translated. 24 year old man had intentionally caused the death of his 28 year old domineering gay partner. During the strangulation fetish session he was acting as a safe spotter. But was on purpose strongly encouraging the 28 year old to push it further and further, while hand “stimulating” his partner's penis so he would not want to stop. And when finally his partner went too far and had passed out, he just stood and watched him getting strangled to death. And immediately right after that calling police to report accidental death and that he had found him like that when he came to his home.

But police got suspicious. And upon further interrogation the 24 year old had finally admitted of planning death of his gay lover. As a self-defense against his partner sexually using him for months in very domineering degrading rough way, like a s-ex toy slave. With his hands being tied behind his back on many occasions. And blackmailing him by threatening to reveal certain legal issues from the 24 year old's past to his government job employer, if he dared to leave him.

On scene photos the deceased can be seen as he was found (right after the paramedics had taken away the life detecting heartbeat sensors from his chest). Sitting with his buttocks on a slightly extended part of the ottoman cube and with a belt holding him by the neck, zip tied to the leg of an overturned coffee table from above him. Thus keeping the corpse in the same position as when he got strangled. Mirror was placed in front of him, so he could to look at himself during the process and see his partner “stimulating” him. There were dripping traces of his dried sperm on the mirror. Indicating ejaculation before passing out. A metal kitchen tray was under him, so his sperm would not get on the carpet. Corpse’s penis also kept some of its erect status. A condition known as "rigor erectus"/death erection.
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He was 20 yrs old


Anonymous 02/23/2026 (Mon) 11:29 [Preview] No.74834 del
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>She needs to be traditional
>She needs to be an atheist and not a gold-digger
>She needs to be a virgin who sees sex as a chore
>She needs to be freaky
>She needs to be low-maintenance
>She needs to have long hair and be natalist


Anonymous 02/21/2026 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.74808 del
>she needs to grow up and stop lecturing and chastising those she claims she 'loves'
>she needs to understand no man on Earth is perfect, we are all human
>she needs to hold her breath sometimes, men need breaks too


Anonymous 02/21/2026 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.74810 del
>>74808
>she has to be perfect, but i get to be dishonest, disloyal, violent, and good for nothing
>she has to love me, no matter how much i hate her


Anonymous 02/21/2026 (Sat) 20:19 [Preview] No.74812 del
в чём он неправ?


Anonymous 02/22/2026 (Sun) 17:18 [Preview] No.74818 del
poetry


Anonymous 02/22/2026 (Sun) 22:11 [Preview] No.74820 del
>She needs to be white or asian
That's all, i'm not picky.



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What do yall think of the death of 4chan
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Anonymous 01/09/2026 (Fri) 16:57 [Preview] No.73835 del
>>66752
Couldn't be happier for it


Anonymous 02/17/2026 (Tue) 17:14 [Preview] No.74734 del
>>66752
all the 4channers left and squatted on other image boards. Like ours. fr


Anonymous 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:26 [Preview] No.74745 del
They did it to themselves by becoming a leftist echo chamber, banning VPNs and removing authentic content and reasonable debate. Just like Discord and most other services are about to do by mandating age verification/ digital ID.

Welcome to the DEAD internet.

Better have whatever you want backed up offline on multiple storage drives.


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.74781 del
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Now apparently EPSTEIN had contact with Moot and might've had some part to play in /pol/ being created.


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 22:08 [Preview] No.74800 del
I think it died way before 2025



I have no future just applying for jobs. Think I've sent about 780 IT applications and only one landed me a dev job years ago.

I'll learn any old or obscure language if it just means it gets me work. Worth still learning COBOL? The other part of me wants to become a hacker because I'm tired and angry.
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Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.74467 del
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DO IT LEARN COBOL


Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.74469 del
>>74467
How should I start? Also more input from pros if cobol is really worth it... all appreciated!


Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 20:46 [Preview] No.74582 del
I think I wanna learn Rust or Golang


Anonymous 02/11/2026 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.74600 del
>>74404
Get into plumbing in a higher priced suburban community full of boomers. You'll thank me later.


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.74783 del
>>74469
Read the Spec
Research and look for good COBOL books
and lastly...
PROGRAM IN COBOL



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This is Your Sheriff. We have Automatic Qualified Immunity-! Anonymous 02/17/2026 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No. 74727 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Our Deputy has Pressed Charges on the Suspect. Believe it or not? We have a Lead in this Investigation, we Have a Lead on this Case. These are Our Deputies.

This is our Investigation, These are our Deputies.
And Believe it or Not? We have a key Motive on our Suspect. We are currently Investigating our Suspect.

This is your Sheriff, These Deputies are Serving YOUR Community.


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This is Our Investigation.


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Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.74780 del
lulz ITT



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for anyone who goes outside to touch grass, does the outside know of your 'chan' endeavors? Anonymous 04/16/2025 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No. 58447 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How many of you are open about using any 'chan'. How do people react when you tell them you use 4chan/8chan/endchan? I genuinely think if my boss knew about me using these sites I'd probs get fired, disowned by my family (I already am so it's a matter of speech) and my friends would probs think I'm a nazi.

For reference I'm an immigrant from 4chan (hello fellow autists this image board is pretty cool dare i say i might stay here for a while) but I rarely even use the shit people are so afraid of. I mean don't get me wrong I still go on /pol because it's fucking hilarious but /literature and /photography are more my cuppa tea. People don't even have a fucking clue about what they're talking about.
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Anonymous 11/25/2025 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.72796 del
My younger brother knows I lurk on Chans for the lulz and I haven't told anyone else.

Mainly because I don't want the dicktok normies in here. Chans are the last bastions of human connectivity and we gotta gatekeep it.


Anonymous 11/25/2025 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.72797 del
>>62615
>imageboards are spaces for rejects, bigots, and losers

People would go on here, say some wild shit that was contrary to all information out there, and actually be right. They'd just spill the beans.

Most people would discredit these guys as memers / liars because what they were saying was so outrageous. But I had been browsing the site long enough to know that they weren't joking. That's the point of posting it. Watching people call you out for lying is funny when you're not


Anonymous 11/25/2025 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.72807 del
I don't bother telling anyone about my internet activity. Neither do they.


Anonymous 11/27/2025 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.72853 del
>>72807
the feds bother


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.74777 del
Pretty much never tell anyone, though if they're clever and/or knowers they'll figure it out since I shit talk trannies and whatnot



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You Fap You Lose


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Hi, I'm asking for a loan or donation of 1699.16€ or $1930. I would pay you back around €100 per month and most times far more than that, especially if I get re-employed later (I'm a programmer) in which case I can pay the whole sum within two months.

dongdicks9000@hotmail.com is my contact email and Paypal.

I've tried most everything so far, asking relatives, Paypal Credit... I can't get a loan from banks either.

It's for pic related laptop ordered directly from Lenovo. Why? Well Amazon or eBay I won't try because I keep reading horror reviews of wrong specs etc, and they're used machines anyway. I do heavy multimedia projects most of the time, not just programming.
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Anonymous 11/14/2025 (Fri) 01:22 [Preview] No.72351 del
Nigga uses hotmail💔🥀


Anonymous 11/19/2025 (Wed) 22:59 [Preview] No.72577 del
>>72345
I don't care if it's a loan or a btc donation at this point


Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.74401 del
>>69215
See

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Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 20:49 [Preview] No.74411 del
>>74401
Or maybe you should try killing yourself


Anonymous 02/12/2026 (Thu) 03:43 [Preview] No.74616 del
>>74411
>>74411
You talking to me, the OP or yourself?



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Sabrina Carpenter revival thread.

Last year the original Sabrina Carpenter thread got nuked.
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Anonymous 01/21/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.74182 del
>>73661
another modern celebrity who sold her body for fame and money is all


Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 19:24 [Preview] No.74581 del
>>74182
Shes a CIA operated atomaton built to make young boys horny, ofc shes gonna sell her body


Anonymous 02/12/2026 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.74605 del
>>74581
>implying that they arent horny to begin with
RETARD


Anonymous 02/12/2026 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.74610 del
>>74605
Why do "you people" spam porn on our imageboard then spam C and the Pee at the same time? What are you trying to do here?



Mah hekkin media Anonymous 02/09/2026 (Mon) 03:45 [Preview] No. 74551 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>goes to reddit cuz normiedia is boring
>reddit is full of midiq atheist manlets
>goes to 4cuck
>immediate kslop brainrape on /mu/
Do I rope?


Anonymous 02/09/2026 (Mon) 14:00 [Preview] No.74554 del
No, just stop relying on image boards and social media, use it sparingly. I typically visit a few sites like this every morning with a cup of coffee and then go offline for a while and do other things to preoccupy my time. Some days I don't check up at all, other days I'll spend a little more time if I see something interesting or worthy posting (as I did in that movie thread last night). If you rely on social media as a main go-to for entertainment you'll get brain rot and trust me, you are just wasting your time on dead sites in a hyper-corporate internet full of literal retards.


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>>74554
exactly


Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 05:56 [Preview] No.74567 del
NO brainslop allowed!!!


Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 13:00 [Preview] No.74576 del
>>74551
There's no "kslop" at all outside the general. You're retarded.


Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 16:17 [Preview] No.74580 del
>>74576
yezz anon chan!!! Korea is truly living in 2040!!! Im just a hekkin aspie!!