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WHat if Elon Musk, Trump, and the deep state are all connected with aliens? Anonymous 09/29/2024 (Sun) 17:21 [Preview] No. 53862 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Alright, /b/, buckle up. What if Elon Musk has been working with Trump to fight the deep state and expose an alien conspiracy? Sounds wild, but let’s connect the dots.

Elon’s obsession with space and Mars isn’t just a billionaire’s dream. It started ramping up when Trump became president, right? Trump wasn’t part of the deep state’s plan, and here’s the kicker: the deep state has been working with aliens—not the little green ones, but interdimensional beings controlling humanity for centuries.

Trump’s “drain the swamp” slogan? People thought it was about corrupt politicians, but it was bigger. The deep state has been hiding the truth about these aliens. Trump found out, and they tried to stop him. Space Force wasn’t a meme; it was a front to prepare for a real battle in space, where these aliens have been operating behind the scenes.

And Musk? SpaceX, AI, Neuralink—all part of a plan to break free from alien control. The Mars mission isn’t just about colonizing another planet; it’s Plan B if things go sideways with these beings. AI and Neuralink are Musk’s way of communicating with them directly. These aliens don’t speak in languages; they use energy, frequencies, and vibrations.

Why do you think Trump faced so much opposition? The deep state didn’t want him getting too close to the truth. Impeachments, scandals—they threw everything at him.

Now, the UFO disclosures last year? That’s the deep state’s way of slowly prepping us for the truth, so it doesn’t all come out at once. They don’t want Trump or Elon to blow it wide open.

Bottom line: Trump and Musk are trying to save humanity from an alien-deep state alliance. SpaceX, AI, and Mars are all pieces of the puzzle. We’re just along for the ride.

TL;DR: Elon and Trump are secretly fighting a deep state-alien alliance, and Mars is our backup plan if things go wrong.

Thoughts, /b/? Too crazy, or does it actually make sense?


Anonymous 09/30/2024 (Mon) 16:17 [Preview] No.53879 del
>>53862
No, big wigs like Elon Musk and Donald Trump come from the old guard of traditional capitalist Americana, the days America thrived and prospered enormously. The problem is, like most other hard working Americans, they see the writing on the wall and notice the internal threats we have in this nation who have extremely radical self-serving and destructive policies: both failed foreign and domestic policy. They understand this nation is in danger of being usurped and destroyed from within by hostile actors and extremely selfish, if not treacherous, special interests on a global scale. These same corrupt special interests would be more than willing to kill others who wish to curb their influence and power over the country. So there is very much a traditional capitalist old guard fighting off a totalitarian neo-feudalist self-serving war-mongering class. Both sides in this political conflict are wealthy, one side knows they would have never had the chance to become rich had the same level of despotism and self-serving destruction existed back 50+ years ago. So one side is fighting for the old America. The other wants America destroyed and transitioned into peasantry and totalitarian serfdom.


Anonymous 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.54063 del
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>>53862
Elon is pure cringe OP

>t. knower



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I've been working on getting a p2p imageboard functioning for a while and I decided to start fresh more recently with a new project. It's still not fully featured per se, but I feel like releasing it in it's current form since it's still functional and I want to see if it works in the wild. Hopefully you'll be able to see the existing boards and start posting.

https://gitgud.io/threshold862543/gladden
To install:
>install node and yarn (or npm instead of yarn)
>run "yarn build" to get the dependencies
>run "yarn start" to start the server

And you can add whatever boards you like.
This basically works like a torrent. Moderation is local, so you can delete files and posts that you don't like, but it won't be deleted for others necessarily (unless everyone else blocks them and there are no more seeders). "Subscribing" to others as moderators so you can trust them to delete for you is also possible I just haven't hooked it all up yet.
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Anonymous 09/15/2024 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.53658 del
How is it going?


Anonymous 09/17/2024 (Tue) 13:11 [Preview] No.53680 del
>>50243
Could you give a more technically detailed description of how your p2p tech works? Like where are content hosted and when do you create socket connections to peers etc...

If I like your solution I will try it out.


Anonymous 10/02/2024 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.53932 del
retarded gay spam gets slid again


Anonymous 10/08/2024 (Tue) 23:14 [Preview] No.54038 del
cool cool


Anonymous 10/08/2024 (Tue) 23:39 [Preview] No.54041 del
>>54038
You know what's more cool?
https://domesticmonerochan.org
P2P XMR exchange chan is here



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Why people at the internet (nu 4chan included) act like douchebags for no reason? And yet they have the nerve to blame normies and smartphones "for ruining the internet"?
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Anonymous 08/30/2024 (Fri) 22:01 [Preview] No.53377 del
they fucking hate themselves. they hate themselves so much that instead of getting help and getting better they pull people down to their levels. bellends


Anonymous 09/16/2024 (Mon) 22:02 [Preview] No.53678 del
Western society has been dumb down A LOT over the decades anon. When society overall gets more and more greedy, lazy and stupid the conditions get worse and worse: be it financial, civil, social, academic, political, across the board and many will notice it but be helpless to stop the cancerous rot. That is what has happened. I think smartphones only made it all the worse is all. They were not the cause but they did quicken the die off of functioning brain cell matter. Much like an alcoholic over the years.... their memory and cognition gets worse and worse over time, a few decades later onset dementia facing inevitable drooling death.


Anonymous 10/03/2024 (Thu) 19:01 [Preview] No.53969 del
>>53678
white people are dying out.
blonde and red hair
blue and green eyes
these genetic traits are failing to propagate themselves
soon they will be all buy eradicated, and then the jew will begin the process of telling the world a lie that they had never existed amongst humanity as a natural feature, it was only ever acheived via artificial means.


Anonymous 10/03/2024 (Thu) 19:15 [Preview] No.53970 del
selfishness and cruelty makes the world a better place, not a worse one.

the problems of the world today come from the opposites: altruism and kindness.

thats the source of the twin scourges that made the world a sucky and boring place to be in:

dysgenics and egalitarianism (equality, equity, fairness inclusivity, diversity, tolerance, etc.)

dysgenics is by far the worst offender: the quality of human existence comes down to the quality of humans.

whenever you do anything that impacts society, such as passing any public policy, you influence population demographics through introducing or removing or altering the factors which select for any given set of traits.

eugenics is simply keeping this in mind and considering it as being important, and it should be considered the most important factor in deciding what policies shouod be in place.

civilization has made it so that the traditional factors of natural selection no longer provide a significant impact on human evolution, instead its sexual selection and public policy. politics and econonics are now what drive the success or failure of humans to reproduce, and of human genes to propagate themselves by having copies of themselves be used in the creation of new organisms.


Anonymous 10/03/2024 (Thu) 19:59 [Preview] No.53972 del
>>53970
I would argue criminals have hijacked our governments in the West and they simply virtue signal as if they are for equality, equity, fairness and are tolerant yet in reality they are thieving lying cheating scumbag con-artists who are inhumane, nasty and intolerant to the majority of the citizen population, who refuse to do what is in the interests of the nation and it's own population.

How about we finally end that sometime? How about the silent majority get a voice and demand change and accountability and vote for better leadership? Until then the world will suck. Until then our nations will further fall into tyranny, poverty, oppression and societal collapse/ balkanization.

>>53969
White people are being replaced because of open border policy, our governments paying third world illegals to invade our States and local communities, while they have wrecked havoc on our economy for decades of overspending, outsourcing industry, wasting taxpayer money, creating endless wars overseas, neglecting and outright ignoring real national security concerns, one bad policy after another after another.

Want to change that? Throw out the retarded insane criminal incompetent assholes in Congress and the White House come election time.



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What the fuck Anonymous 06/02/2024 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No. 51888 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>Work in hospital
>Go to work for night shift
>all stuff members are laughing
>ask what happened
>Man was in emergency with 2 litre bottle in his ass
>laugh my ass off
>2 week passes
>Casual night shift doing nothing
>emergency vehicle comes to emergency room
>Again this man with light bulb in his ass
>Doctors broke that bulb into his ass and gets operation
>3 weeks passes
>You guessed it THIS MAN
>Women calls to doctor "Its asshole u have to get here"
>laugh my ass off
>what did he put in his ass?
>Tbh i was amazed how he put 1 meter wood dildo that he mad

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Anonymous 09/06/2024 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.53473 del
>>51895
>There are fetishes of that nature although they are rather uncommon.
vile affections

these people were given up by god and given over to vile affections

romans 1:26
26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

redpill:
https://allthepreaching.com/pages/video.php?path=06docs%2Fdocs%2FAIDS_The_Judgement_Of_God.vtt&time=0


Anonymous 09/08/2024 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.53528 del
Ok have to slide the stupid gay spam again.


Anonymous 09/27/2024 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.53829 del
lack so do well for toast go to


Anonymous 10/03/2024 (Thu) 19:17 [Preview] No.53971 del
>>53473
The real redpill is that god doesn't exist, Jesus was a fake prophet who could not have been the messiah according to the Jewish scripture from which he derived his legitimacy.


sage Anonymous 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:08 [Preview] No.54060 del
>>53971
#edgy



So many pedophiles... Anonymous 10/03/2024 (Thu) 12:47 [Preview] No. 53961 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Should we just burn them alive on a camera?



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How’s all
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Anonymous 09/08/2024 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.53533 del
>>53474
AGREE! So another bump is WORTH IT. Fuck that gay retarded gore spammer.


Anonymous 09/20/2024 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.53708 del
>>53533
again mitigated


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Anonymous 09/27/2024 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.53822 del
such is yes


Anonymous 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.53953 del
I don't like spam so bump



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"fanta is worse than sukit-ACK!"



Do you have a bf? How did you find him?
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Anonymous 04/17/2024 (Wed) 02:43 [Preview] No.50941 del
no too many hemorroids


Anonymous 05/31/2024 (Fri) 19:17 [Preview] No.51863 del
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>>50864
I haven't had a girlfriend since high school. I got it just by approaching, talking. If someone already likes you you don't have to do nothing more. Now a genuine question: How do I fall in love with a 2D girl? 3D women are killing me


Anonymous 09/21/2024 (Sat) 16:00 [Preview] No.53728 del
I met him on /soc/


Anonymous 09/24/2024 (Tue) 22:10 [Preview] No.53770 del
he blackmailed me when I was 14 (him 24) and then he threw me away but then I stalked him for 5 years and now we love each other very much
(would die for that man)


Anonymous 10/02/2024 (Wed) 14:01 [Preview] No.53934 del
bumping another sane thread



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Anyone want to fuck with autistic crackheads Anonymous 09/30/2024 (Mon) 01:37 [Preview] No. 53872 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
twitter.com/stitchmyheart94. One's a pedo the others a squaw teacher at a college
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sage Anonymous 10/01/2024 (Tue) 02:03 [Preview] No.53902 del
who gives a flying fuck about this flaming faggot


Anonymous 10/01/2024 (Tue) 02:04 [Preview] No.53903 del
>>53902
brain damage


Anonymous 10/01/2024 (Tue) 02:49 [Preview] No.53904 del
Relapsing faggots and muds is fun


Anonymous 10/01/2024 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.53906 del
Alcoholic women who love to party and not remember half of it? Certainly can be fun times if you can manage to regulate yourself.

Skanky nagging crack head whores who will fuck every guy on the block begging for their next fix? Hell no.


Anonymous 10/02/2024 (Wed) 03:55 [Preview] No.53920 del
Exactly why theyre so fun to fuck with lol society clean up really



Kill Fed Muddy Waters niggers. Anonymous 10/01/2024 (Tue) 22:58 [Preview] No. 53914 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
FBI and Police loved to upload child porns.


Anonymous 10/02/2024 (Wed) 00:36 [Preview] No.53919 del
The Grand Rout