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>join an rp chat room
>weirdos even find me weird
>they ignore me or talk over me
>sperg out and start shit posting
>everyone goes from ignoring to being angered by me
>say slurs
>get banned

I hate myself and I hate everyone
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Anonymous 04/21/2025 (Mon) 01:09 [Preview] No.63066 [X] del >>63083>>63143
>>63022
Never experienced D&D? Okay here's a quick rundown: You venture down a dark hallway after descending down the stairs, made out of cobblestone floor and stonewalls, properly cut, like men or dwarves made it, sophisticated-like, you can make out the details and runic inscriptions on the walls with your candlelight of the murals on the wall as you pass through the hallway, depicting various monsters fighting mythological heroes you might recognize from local tales you grew up with. As you creep down the hallway making sure that you don't trigger any traps, you start to hear a sound of goblins arguing loudly enough to being heard behind the door with someone speaking clearly the Imperial tongue, although poorly.

"But that's my pay!" The goblin says. "Hand it over you rat, I killed those men for that trinket!"

What do you do??? Do you enter the room and try to negotiate? Roll 2d6+Charisma Modifier, do you choose to wait for a better moment to ambush them when their argument is getting too uncomfortable to continue and you start to hear their steps away from the room? ROLL INITIATIVE! 1d20+Dex modifier for initiative each side.

basically D&D at least old school boils down to stuff like that, go look at Scarlet Heroes for a free solo RP rules. It might look complicated at first but its super simple grade school levels of math required and online dice can be used and it won't affect gameplay much mechanics wise.


Anonymous 04/21/2025 (Mon) 01:20 [Preview] No.63083 [X] del
>>63066
Alternatively you can always play Tunnels and Trolls, a great game for solo roleplay as long as you take it in Monty Python levels of seriousness due to the harshness of the rules and the comedic nature of the game itself, think of the Killer Bunny levels of stupid and fantasy mixed. Its a good game for the right type of a group or solo RP bunch of adventures released over for it too, just around $20 and all you need is basically a bunch of d6s and a notebook plus your computer for any math and pdf reading. Probably the most affordable way to play RPGs with a complete system with a world build into it even if its light and funny.


Anonymous 04/21/2025 (Mon) 01:46 [Preview] No.63143 [X] del >>63160
>>63066
thanks ill look into it do you have discord so we don't lose contact


Anonymous 04/21/2025 (Mon) 02:02 [Preview] No.63160 [X] del >>63304
>>63143
I don't use discord mainly due to getting too easily banned from there and the scummy staff that are bunch of furries that go after kids roblox servers, go figure, they banned any criticism of furries and protected their version of furry CP basically.


Anonymous 04/21/2025 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.63304 [X] del
>>63160
gotcha do you have a steam account



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Otk gossip / twitch streamers Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 20:43 [Preview] No. 62641 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 04/21/2025 (Mon) 16:38 [Preview] No.63730 [X] del
>>63728
If shes being passed around. Also remember streamers sleep with each other all the time, who even knows who's been passed around the most


Anonymous 04/21/2025 (Mon) 16:39 [Preview] No.63731 [X] del
>>63722
yeah and he stills had the panic attacks, saying that this would destroy his life...makes you think


Anonymous 04/21/2025 (Mon) 16:39 [Preview] No.63732 [X] del
>>63723
Shippers are so fucking retarded holy shit. Sometimes people just hook up for fun and it's not that big of a deal.


Anonymous 04/21/2025 (Mon) 16:41 [Preview] No.63734 [X] del
>>63729
dont know about all of that but fren said he cheated
xqc himself said he cheated
and thats it



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Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 20:29 [Preview] No.62636 [X] del
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ee <3


Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 20:31 [Preview] No.62637 [X] del
DO NOT USE THIS THREAD
CREATE NEW ONE
WITH PROPER TOPIC

THANK YOU


Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 20:43 [Preview] No.62642 [X] del
someone fucking bake with subject


Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 20:43 [Preview] No.62644 [X] del
i made a new thread

nothing personal OP you just forgot the subject


Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 20:45 [Preview] No.62646 [X] del
>>62556
PEDO THREAD



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Testing
Something out there REALLY hates you 4chan. I wonder why.

Oh, and happy Easter!


Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 19:09 [Preview] No.62494 [X] del
>>62467
Its the Jews who want to hurt goyim children that do hate 4chan as it was our last bastion of freedom of speech to yell at the fuckers ruining our economies and calling them out as what they were, pedophiles who rape, cannibalize and torture kids (Epstein, zionists etc), we had a nice /pol/ chat on the topic and the origin of no smoke without a fire origin as well in the same thread. The proverb is french is: Nul feu est sens fumee ne fumee sens feu; no flame exists without smoke, no smoke without a flame! In english.

Dirty cannibal piece of shit pedophiles try to silence freedom of speech because good men do nothing about it.


Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 19:12 [Preview] No.62495 [X] del >>62505
really shows how centralized everything is


Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.62505 [X] del >>62516
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>>62495
Its way worse than you think once you realize this and the reach of Black Rock (jew owned investment company) and Tencent (Chinese multimedia company that owns A LOT of things including mobile gaming), they play ball between each other.


Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.62516 [X] del >>62525
>>62505
Worse is Epstein controlled Reddit, his family literally owned Reddit (jews), Ghislaine Maxwell the sex offender who worked for Jeffrey Epstein was moderating Reddit, the reddit mods were basically circle jerking to these people. They yell about other websites being echo chambers but you say one thing out of line on their platform and boom, snap! You are out of the system. You have to have to worship the beast by accepting the mark of the beast or you aren't allowed to trade and sell. Biblical prophecy, they always fulfill revelation conspiracies in order to mock god and Christians because they hate Christians and the white people because they don't have the blessings they claim they do, but are of synagogue of Satan instead, Christians and Whites clearly have it and the actual Semites original palestinians and such jews are more akin to the Hebrews of the bible and have similar status, hence the targeted genocides on our kinds.


Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.62525 [X] del
>>62516
My bet as far as religious conspiracies go modern kikes (Khazarians really) are the children of Cain as well as carrying the blood of the Nephilim (Fallen angel-mixed breed.), making them unable to produce things for themselves and living in cities while ripping off the people of the lands they were on ever since they were banished without the inheritance.

Its kind of schizo-shit but... It just makes sense, there's no other reason for the Jewish psychopathic behavior and deceptive nature otherwise. How they always rely on a host to survive like a parasite without ever giving anything back.



AI colorization sites are dogshit at least the ones I've found, can someone colorize this
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Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.60939 [X] del >>60941
>>60920
why u no use coloring books???


Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.60941 [X] del
>>60939
Too difficult


Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 19:18 [Preview] No.61370 [X] del
>>61073
Perfect


Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 19:22 [Preview] No.62515 [X] del
>bump



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The Florida State University shooter has been identified:

- Not a drag queen
- Not a trans person
- Not an immigrant
- Not woke
- Not DEI

Just a white trump supporter.
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Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.61067 [X] del
>>60889
He could've shot Mike Chitwood instead, Volusia county sheriff, he already said go ahead if you want to pop him off. He had been messing with 4chan and white nationalists anyway and is a corrupt cop who protects illegals in Florida and is a Jew also promotes police brutality as a good thing, part of the freemason lodges. A complete psychopath and a villain. He cried so hard when the tax money was redirected to correct people after they found him to be a scumbag and he called others a scumbag on news.

If you don't think that guy deserves what's coming to him, there's nothing that can be done to help your stupid brain. Criminal jews and their puppets need to be deported to Israel from all around the world.


Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 23:29 [Preview] No.61786 [X] del >>61938>>61941
Being a trumpie is like the faggiest thing you can


Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.61938 [X] del
>>61786
Though nowhere as faggy as being a 4chan refugee, obvi.


Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 01:35 [Preview] No.61941 [X] del
>>61786
Salty chink is the gayest thing though you could be and you smell like one. Hmm, the salty tears, is that MSG in your tears?


Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.62181 [X] del
>>61005
Man, when I hear about scores that ducking horrible I almost want to cry. How can anyone be THAT terrible at shooting? I don't intend to ever shoot up a place, but if I did, even with a mediocre gun, ten bodies easily. What are these bitch niggas doing, aiming for the arms specifically? How hard is it to remember, "aim for the neck"?

We have way too many people, we need heroes willing to throw their lives away and reduce the literal plague that is normalfags, but they can NOT continue to get these fucking pathetic scores because it is TOO LITTLE and it won't make enough of a difference that way! Even Saint Elliot only got a rather mid score. Like come on, guys, the par is six. You can kill six.



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We do not live in a democracy Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 03:07 [Preview] No. 62078 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts] >>62083
Why do people pretend that any country in the world is a democracy? When's the last time that the people were able to make a decision about your country when it comes to the modes of production? We do not have any control over big tech, they have control over us. I can't vote to stop elon musk or mark zuccerberg to allow (or deny) certain kinds of speech on their platforms... What gives? Why don't people realize we aren't living in a democracy?


Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.62083 [X] del >>62085
>>62078
The west was ruled by Technocratic Oligarch of the Jewish origin. They were all the big names in the big businesses that were controlling what you could say and what you couldn't from intelligence agencies founded by the Freemasons (FBI, CIA...), CIA controlled everything on the internet and in foreign countries funding color revolutions and replacing people's voted in leaders. The American intelligence agencies are the break-away civilization that has been seeking to claim full control over earth for Jews, Israel owns Germany ever since second world war and treats Germany like a cattle state serving Israel much like USA.

Israel is the devil that needs to be destroyed and their people need to be locked up and cast down to hell, they bled us dry in the west, are replacing us with migrants to work for them. They are not God's Chosen people they are not Semitic, they are less semitic than a typical Palestinian arab who they are trying to genocide at the moment. Ukrainians are a puppet proxy created by Israel to fight a proxy war against Russia with USA backing for mineral deals and replacing Ukrainians with Jews after its done in Ukraine, they have multiple Ukrainian cities where only Jews are allowed to live at or go to.

Jews who say they are jews but are not are of the syangogue of satan and the enemy of white man and civilization itself.

Jews deserve each death they bring unto themselves, those greedy cockroaches.


Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 03:22 [Preview] No.62085 [X] del >>62091
>>62083
but the jews aren't the only ones who own cloud capital. Far from it. Should we see the same heinousness in the Chinese as we do the Jews?


Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 03:29 [Preview] No.62091 [X] del >>62097
>>62085
Chinese are only currently being allowed to rise up because Jews saw the big money involved in their slave labor compared to their western puppets and that's why they moved their companies there, it was never about the price really but forcing the collapse of pro-western ideals countries since Jews have a hatred for us since WWII.

They are accomplices to Jewish trickery and sustaining their attacks on our peoples and nations. The Chinese may be saying some pro-white sounding shit but they are communists and worship a Jewish ideology (Communism) and they are also one of the worst people in the east to call an ally, they will scam you if you don't make sure by force they won't fuck you over by every letter of the law. They do not have a concept of morality even if they claim they do. They are the niggers of asia and basically the Asian Gypsies who somehow have a slightly higher IQ than the average Gypsie but equally disturbing lack of morals ever since communists took them over and killed off anyone with intellect or morals to say no to their ways, the only good Chinese is a person who fled china when they took over and started fresh, like the Taiwanese who still say no to China, those people have backbone. The mainland Chinese and pro-communist chinese are deplorable jewish golems.


Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 03:37 [Preview] No.62097 [X] del >>62110
>>62091
If the Jews are in control of the United States, why would the Jews also be making the Chinese digital yuan which is not dependent on the U.S. dollar as a reserve currency. Wouldn't it make more sense for the Jews to restrict China from making a new currency from potentially rising up and taking back the control the U.S. dollar has? It would be a lot easier to control the U.S. dollar alone, and by proxy control all currencies due to the U.S. dollar being the reserve currency everywhere in the world.


Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 03:57 [Preview] No.62110 [X] del
>>62097
They are in control of the Chinese economy, the ones that absolutely hate USA welcome it since a lot of chink companies are just puppets for Israel's businesses as well, you see Israel has its tentacles in many parts of the world like a Kraken and abusing them like its thralls. Ever heard of the Whore of Babylon riding on the beast in the book of revelations with multiple heads and crowns drunk on the blood of the saints (martyrs who died for their faith)? Representing world's nations under the beast's command? Hint, its Israel and the fake jews who are the Synagogue of Satan running the world as it is today. They also have the method of operations known as Order Ab Chaos, order out of chaos, they seek to deliberately cause problems in a way that the only solution is them in the end. Russia is not part of their game because they kicked out all of the Anglo-Jews looking to take over of the economy in Russia, that is why they are using Russia as the enemy #1.



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Otk gossip / twitch streamers Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 20:20 [Preview] No. 61502 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 20:24 [Preview] No.62630 [X] del
>>62628
holy fuck i didnt think about that
cinna is going to bring her W friends to the house and one of them is going to borderline sexually assault emi i can already see it


Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 20:25 [Preview] No.62631 [X] del
i just want to see emis tits once before i die please dear god


Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 20:27 [Preview] No.62632 [X] del
did bonnie just insinuate they broke up with their "beaters" ???
"we got rid of them"


Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 20:27 [Preview] No.62634 [X] del
lol cinnas nigger community cant contain their gooner insticts. at least emis know how to hide it


Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 20:33 [Preview] No.62638 [X] del
miz watching again



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Otk gossip / twitch streamers Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 20:13 [Preview] No. 60406 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 20:17 [Preview] No.61497 [X] del
>>61485
>>61491
I don't get it, why do you even follow this kind of stuff? What's the point?


Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 20:18 [Preview] No.61498 [X] del
why does miz keep fluffing up Exem at every turn? her content is trash nowadays repeating the same shit and jokes. "link me extraemily clips" why man


Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 20:18 [Preview] No.61499 [X] del
>>61491
damn so she was up late late huh


Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 20:19 [Preview] No.61500 [X] del
>>61494
i wish. he is missed captcha 99ff74


Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 20:19 [Preview] No.61501 [X] del
>>61496
dont say that just make it better and ignore what u dont like



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What the fuck Anonymous 06/02/2024 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No. 51888 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
>Work in hospital
>Go to work for night shift
>all stuff members are laughing
>ask what happened
>Man was in emergency with 2 litre bottle in his ass
>laugh my ass off
>2 week passes
>Casual night shift doing nothing
>emergency vehicle comes to emergency room
>Again this man with light bulb in his ass
>Doctors broke that bulb into his ass and gets operation
>3 weeks passes
>You guessed it THIS MAN
>Women calls to doctor "Its asshole u have to get here"
>laugh my ass off
>what did he put in his ass?
>Tbh i was amazed how he put 1 meter wood dildo that he mad

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Anonymous 09/08/2024 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.53528 [X] del
Ok have to slide the stupid gay spam again.


Anonymous 09/27/2024 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.53829 [X] del
lack so do well for toast go to


Anonymous 10/03/2024 (Thu) 19:17 [Preview] No.53971 [X] del >>54060
>>53473
The real redpill is that god doesn't exist, Jesus was a fake prophet who could not have been the messiah according to the Jewish scripture from which he derived his legitimacy.


sage Anonymous 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:08 [Preview] No.54060 [X] del
>>53971
#edgy


Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 20:40 [Preview] No.60454 [X] del
bump for making me kek