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Anonymous 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:23:27 [Preview] No. 31310 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
If a bugman eats bugs, does that make him a cannibal?
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Anonymous 01/15/2021 (Fri) 03:28:04 [Preview] No.31325 del
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do they fuck? i will kill all the off spring in the mothers face. the master class will have to find something else to feed us with. no more bugs. ever.

Anonymous 01/15/2021 (Fri) 04:43:43 [Preview] No.31328 del
>in a year
This year has only lasted two weeks, so far.

Anonymous 01/16/2021 (Sat) 01:50:59 [Preview] No.31337 del
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So, you're saying you don't really grasp how quickly those fuckers can reproduce.

Anonymous 01/16/2021 (Sat) 16:40:01 [Preview] No.31347 del
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im op , youre replying to someone else faggot.

Anonymous 01/16/2021 (Sat) 16:42:55 [Preview] No.31348 del
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im high af, im not op but the original person who declared war on bugs. yes i understand they reproduce really fast. yes i understand that even a meteor shower couldnt wipe them out. but you dont understand my people. plus i have some bugs infiltrating for us as we speak. please have faith annon.

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Anonymous 01/14/2021 (Thu) 03:11:45 [Preview] No. 31307 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>im on shrooms
>just watchted hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
>at the end most def character says he knows of a great restaurant at the end of the universe..

are we at some restaurant this whole fucking time?

Anonymous 01/14/2021 (Thu) 03:41:15 [Preview] No.31309 del
Nigger, if you have to ask . . .

Anonymous 01/14/2021 (Thu) 15:55:58 [Preview] No.31312 del
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I'm actually pretty sad they never did any of the sequels.

Anonymous 01/14/2021 (Thu) 18:58:33 [Preview] No.31321 del
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a part of me believes one will be made still.

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Anonymous 01/13/2021 (Wed) 11:39:24 [Preview] No. 31290 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
its happy hour, anon, pick your poison
keep in mind, we're out of coke, but we have pepsi
anyways, what brings you here?
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Anonymous 01/13/2021 (Wed) 14:47:38 [Preview] No.31299 del
is pepsi okay?

Anonymous 01/13/2021 (Wed) 16:00:28 [Preview] No.31301 del
>we're out of coke
It don't last. It go fast. I understand.

Anonymous 01/13/2021 (Wed) 16:01:49 [Preview] No.31302 del
So ... uh ... yeah. I got summa this?

Anonymous 01/13/2021 (Wed) 19:34:35 [Preview] No.31304 del
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ive only got a couple hours left to my day. but ill take a whiskey when i get off. thanks annon.

Anonymous 01/13/2021 (Wed) 19:39:07 [Preview] No.31305 del
>>31299 COCA > PEPSI :))

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OFans.Party Anonymous 01/12/2021 (Tue) 21:35:36 [Preview] No. 31286 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Inviting everyone to stop by any dump their OnlyFans subscriptions or check out whats already been dumped.


Anonymous 01/12/2021 (Tue) 23:33:04 [Preview] No.31287 del
Hmm, backwards that reads: ytrap.snafo

Anonymous 01/13/2021 (Wed) 00:47:56 [Preview] No.31288 del
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It's science, bitch.

Anonymous 01/13/2021 (Wed) 14:18:33 [Preview] No.31297 del
is there any good content over there? you know you could post some here if you wanted to entice anons to go there
just sayin cuz iactsn

Anonymous 01/16/2021 (Sat) 04:55:01 [Preview] No.31342 del
>You need to enable JavaScript to run this app.

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Anonymous 01/09/2021 (Sat) 14:10:23 [Preview] No. 31217 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
<The realization that everyone has a life as complex as one's own, which they are constantly living despite one's personal lack of awareness of it.
>protagonist syndrome
<The delusion that one is the protagonist of reality, and they are the main character of the story which the world revolves around

has anyone else realized that the concept of "sonder" is total bullshit?
from a young age i always thought that everyone else had their own life, just as i did
i was wrong, there are people everywhere that have nothing, they're the living equivalent of an oblivion npc who spend the whole entire day munching on an apple or perhaps a loaf of bread
they're the very essence of an npc, but really, thats an insult to npcs now, after all these years of technological advancement
these "people" constitute as nothing, their life equals nothing, their death equals nothing, when you talk to them they have nothing to say, no matter how much they ever say nothing ever has happened; a moth with a 3 month lifespan has a more interesting tales to tell
this is of course not to say that there are no people other than i, you of course are reading this or at least skimming through
these thoughts have given me the epiphany that where i am in my life, the place i am physically, mentally, within time, space, etc, etc; i am essentially, but not literally, in a game world with npcs; this conclusion many others have made, but mine is not just that
theres others who are not npcs, but they're not protagonists either, not anything like that, we're just as if a character from an entirely different game have just been plopped into this world
we are not suppose to be here, we never were meant to exist in this world, this world is missing it's protagonist, and theres nothing that can ever be done, we don't work off the same principals of this world, for better or worse
ever more i wonder if when i close my eyes there is truly something behind my eyelids
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Anonymous 01/11/2021 (Mon) 02:54:17 [Preview] No.31261 del
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here you go jew.

Anonymous 01/11/2021 (Mon) 02:55:19 [Preview] No.31262 del
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Irene Byrd? Nice Pseudonym.

Anonymous 01/11/2021 (Mon) 03:19:51 [Preview] No.31263 del
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Anonymous 01/11/2021 (Mon) 03:38:19 [Preview] No.31264 del
Consciousness isn't vertical. There are no lower or higher levels. Consciousness is an idea. Like systemic racism.

Anonymous 01/11/2021 (Mon) 18:55:30 [Preview] No.31266 del
I am the protagonist of the universe. Everything before me is backstory and everything that follows me will be shitty sequels.

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Fag begs people to raid zoom call Anonymous 01/10/2021 (Sun) 23:38:29 [Preview] No. 31255 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Passcode: 4YbNn5
Zoom meeting from the college i used to go to. Place is filled with normgroids and gay acceptence posters. Would be fun to watch some of the boomers have panic attacks trying to kick raiders.

sage Anonymous 01/12/2021 (Tue) 03:22:39 [Preview] No.31277 del
>another zoom botnet thread

Fuck off

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Anonymous 01/09/2021 (Sat) 19:10:34 [Preview] No. 31221 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Habbening Again!!! :DDDDDDDDD
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Anonymous 01/09/2021 (Sat) 19:23:59 [Preview] No.31224 del
so is we being deus ex an sheit?

Anonymous 01/10/2021 (Sun) 17:31:46 [Preview] No.31247 del
>Vectors of spread are being either locked down or heavily censored.

No they're not! Were you fucking born with a tin foil hat glued to your skull? The number of "vectors of spread" FOR ANYTHING THAT IS ACTUALLY TRUE AND FOR WHICH A SHRED OF EVIDENCE EXISTS are too many to list. If someone has a hard drive or an SD card with tasty incriminating emails on them, it doesn't take a hacker - attach them to your computer, mount the drive, and the files will be right there. Then, send them to Wikileaks, the ACLU, fire up Tor and send them to fucking fbitipsu2i6rqii5.onion, send them to the Guardian, to Fox News, post them on reddit, post them on some "dark deep web tor image boards" that we've all heard about and ask if anybody's got any throaway twitter, facebook, and instagram accounts to post it on, make copies of it, drop it into manilla envelopes, and address them to anyone you want. If it's real and of any interest to anyone, there are plenty of avenues of dissemination.

If on the other hand it's BLATENTLY FALSE BULLSHIT, (like some Qanon conspiracy theory crap about satanic pedo cabals or Trump actually having won the election) then yes, it should be squashed flat for the bullshit that it is, and not be allowed to incite gullible morons to set anything on fire. Preventing the spread of garbage is a good thing. We need to do a lot more of it.

Anonymous 01/10/2021 (Sun) 18:12:09 [Preview] No.31248 del
>TOR V3 is taken down, probably to give them time to work on the situation (They aren't stupid of course :), they have indexed 100% of onion sites already)
Got any news links about this? None of my v3 onion links are working. Everything's down.

Anonymous 01/10/2021 (Sun) 18:37:35 [Preview] No.31250 del
You aren't ever going to get news links.

Ignore >>31247. The picture in the OP disproves every one of their arguments.

Anonymous 01/17/2021 (Sun) 23:01:09 [Preview] No.31392 del
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wouldnt this kind of disk or computer have encryption and other security things on them?

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Footage of maki leaving court Anonymous 01/05/2021 (Tue) 20:59:00 [Preview] No. 31161 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Never before seen footage of 64chan owner maki (real name Xavier Cisneros) leaving court in his jumpsuit.
maki was arrested in 2019 after he posted on 8chan, threatening to shoot up his high school in Bethel Park, Pennsylvania. He is currently a free man -his case is still ongoing- and owns 64ch.me.

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sage Anonymous 01/06/2021 (Wed) 02:34:17 [Preview] No.31166 del
>Never before seen footage of 64chan owner maki


Anonymous 01/06/2021 (Wed) 15:43:04 [Preview] No.31172 del
One less spic to wake me up at 8 with a leaf blower on my day off.

Anonymous 01/10/2021 (Sun) 01:53:31 [Preview] No.31236 del
he forgot to add "in minecraft"

Anonymous 01/10/2021 (Sun) 02:15:53 [Preview] No.31238 del
Should have clarified that in court in minecraft

Anonymous 01/10/2021 (Sun) 18:26:46 [Preview] No.31249 del
Dude looks like LeafyIsHere

sage Anonymous 01/09/2021 (Sat) 23:26:45 [Preview] No.31226 del
Who cares about tor though? It's too slow anyway

Anonymous 01/10/2021 (Sun) 11:29:49 [Preview] No.31241 del
are they still down?

Anonymous 01/10/2021 (Sun) 13:01:43 [Preview] No.31243 del
Looks like it. I can't connect to nanochan or here on v3 onion. The v2 one works.
I haven't tried i2p yet, maybe I'll install it just in case.

Beauty Anonymous 01/07/2021 (Thu) 04:16:48 [Preview] No. 31177 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
It is your holy duty to protect your land against the eternal Jew!

Anonymous 01/07/2021 (Thu) 11:03:39 [Preview] No.31178 del
until my last breath

Anonymous 01/08/2021 (Fri) 01:04:00 [Preview] No.31192 del
i usually take a pig fuckers face and will blow the most rancid fowl smelling fart right in that faggots mouth. am i doing it right?

Anonymous 01/08/2021 (Fri) 01:30:45 [Preview] No.31193 del
If you're a girl, yes. A woman who dutch ovens while receiving cunnilingus is wife material.

Anonymous 01/09/2021 (Sat) 03:07:35 [Preview] No.31212 del
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you want a whiff?

Anonymous 01/09/2021 (Sat) 03:21:23 [Preview] No.31213 del
Yesssssssss. Also, nice heart. It's clearly an expression of love.