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Why are all westoids such stupid goyim who are used to living in their own little world and are incapable of stepping outside of it?

Write where you're from. I'm from Russia and live in Germany. I'm so fed up with Germans. I was surprised at how good an opinion my culture had instilled in me about Germany and how crappy this country turned out to be in reality.

I find it particularly funny that most Germans look down on us “Slavs,” even though in Russia, Slavs only live near Ukraine, Poland, and Belarus, and more than 50% of Germans are genetically Slavic.
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Anonymous 02/24/2026 (Tue) 17:04 [Preview] No.74862 del
>>74858
That's exactly what's funny. You are not an empire. I have been living in Germany for four years and I see that you have:
1. More democracy than Russia.
2. You hate those who are closer to you culturally, because you cannot hate barbarians.
3. You don't vote in municipal elections and think that something will change.
4. You don't participate in the social life of your cities and sit at home.
5. You burn bridges between generations, even though it's easier for you to find dialogue than in Russia.
6. All you can do is whine and write something on the internet.
7. You are unable to adapt.
8. You are uneducated, even though you have a good education.
9. You are stupid.
That is why we migrants will replace you. I am glad that there are many Ukrainians in Germany; they are really very intelligent people. However, you hate Ukrainians and other Slavs, even though they are better than the barbarians you deliberately brought in. And don't shift the blame onto your government; I'm not saying that I'm not to blame for the war or for my country becoming a dictatorial dump. You are simply pathetic.


Anonymous 02/25/2026 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.74872 del
>>74862
I am not disagreeing with you, in many ways I agree. What I was trying to say is the West is LOSING empire status. We were once an empire but now fallen. Much like the USSR. In fact I'm an American who openly calls modern America the "USSA". So yes, I know our institutions are corrupted and a joke. I know first hand about communists allowing third world barbarians into our country, I know our 'educational' system is completely broken, I know younger generations cannot afford to own a home or make a decent living anymore, I know our country is drowning in endless debt that is destroying the purchasing power of our currency AND as far as Europe they are in far worse conditions than we are because, unlike the USSA, Europe does not have a global reserve currency. Europe will fall first, and eventually if America does not correct our problems soon we will too.


Anonymous 02/25/2026 (Wed) 12:38 [Preview] No.74873 del
>>74862
>And don't shift the blame onto your government

It is a corruption problem, a deep seeded corruption problem with the West. Our politicians and governments are systemically corrupted, top down. They no longer have a vested interest protecting civilians or our lives or economic realities. To them it is all about maintaining power and control, nothing else. They would rather see civilians die en mass than relinquish a minute fraction of power. That is the real problem we face today.


Anonymous 02/25/2026 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.74874 del
Leftist Who Fled to Canada Over “Genocide Fears” Under Trump, Now Begs Canadians for Free Housing After Discovering Sky-High Rent, No Work Eligibility on Tourist Visa

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/02/leftist-who-fled-canada-genocide-fears-under-trump/

It turns out the grass isn’t greener in Canada; it’s just a lot more expensive.

A far-left activist and self-proclaimed “scholar of the far-right,” who goes by the social media handle “Nope Brigade,” is finding out the hard way that “liberal utopias” still require you to pay your bills.


Anonymous 02/26/2026 (Thu) 18:46 [Preview] No.74892 del
>>74856
>Why are all westoids such stupid goyim
>goyim

ok ((((((((((((OP)))))))))))))



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Died Happy Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No. 74059 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Source: Rechtsmedizin, Burkhard Madea Hrsg. (German Forensic Medicine Textbook by Burkhard Madea MD). Germany. Case from 2004.

Auto-translated. 24 year old man had intentionally caused the death of his 28 year old domineering gay partner. During the strangulation fetish session he was acting as a safe spotter. But was on purpose strongly encouraging the 28 year old to push it further and further, while hand “stimulating” his partner's penis so he would not want to stop. And when finally his partner went too far and had passed out, he just stood and watched him getting strangled to death. And immediately right after that calling police to report accidental death and that he had found him like that when he came to his home.

But police got suspicious. And upon further interrogation the 24 year old had finally admitted of planning death of his gay lover. As a self-defense against his partner sexually using him for months in very domineering degrading rough way, like a s-ex toy slave. With his hands being tied behind his back on many occasions. And blackmailing him by threatening to reveal certain legal issues from the 24 year old's past to his government job employer, if he dared to leave him.

On scene photos the deceased can be seen as he was found (right after the paramedics had taken away the life detecting heartbeat sensors from his chest). Sitting with his buttocks on a slightly extended part of the ottoman cube and with a belt holding him by the neck, zip tied to the leg of an overturned coffee table from above him. Thus keeping the corpse in the same position as when he got strangled. Mirror was placed in front of him, so he could to look at himself during the process and see his partner “stimulating” him. There were dripping traces of his dried sperm on the mirror. Indicating ejaculation before passing out. A metal kitchen tray was under him, so his sperm would not get on the carpet. Corpse’s penis also kept some of its erect status. A condition known as "rigor erectus"/death erection.
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He was 20 yrs old


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>She needs to be traditional
>She needs to be an atheist and not a gold-digger
>She needs to be a virgin who sees sex as a chore
>She needs to be freaky
>She needs to be low-maintenance
>She needs to have long hair and be natalist


Anonymous 02/21/2026 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.74808 del
>she needs to grow up and stop lecturing and chastising those she claims she 'loves'
>she needs to understand no man on Earth is perfect, we are all human
>she needs to hold her breath sometimes, men need breaks too


Anonymous 02/21/2026 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.74810 del
>>74808
>she has to be perfect, but i get to be dishonest, disloyal, violent, and good for nothing
>she has to love me, no matter how much i hate her


Anonymous 02/21/2026 (Sat) 20:19 [Preview] No.74812 del
в чём он неправ?


Anonymous 02/22/2026 (Sun) 17:18 [Preview] No.74818 del
poetry


Anonymous 02/22/2026 (Sun) 22:11 [Preview] No.74820 del
>She needs to be white or asian
That's all, i'm not picky.



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What do yall think of the death of 4chan
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Anonymous 01/09/2026 (Fri) 16:57 [Preview] No.73835 del
>>66752
Couldn't be happier for it


Anonymous 02/17/2026 (Tue) 17:14 [Preview] No.74734 del
>>66752
all the 4channers left and squatted on other image boards. Like ours. fr


Anonymous 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:26 [Preview] No.74745 del
They did it to themselves by becoming a leftist echo chamber, banning VPNs and removing authentic content and reasonable debate. Just like Discord and most other services are about to do by mandating age verification/ digital ID.

Welcome to the DEAD internet.

Better have whatever you want backed up offline on multiple storage drives.


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.74781 del
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Now apparently EPSTEIN had contact with Moot and might've had some part to play in /pol/ being created.


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 22:08 [Preview] No.74800 del
I think it died way before 2025



I have no future just applying for jobs. Think I've sent about 780 IT applications and only one landed me a dev job years ago.

I'll learn any old or obscure language if it just means it gets me work. Worth still learning COBOL? The other part of me wants to become a hacker because I'm tired and angry.
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Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.74467 del
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DO IT LEARN COBOL


Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.74469 del
>>74467
How should I start? Also more input from pros if cobol is really worth it... all appreciated!


Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 20:46 [Preview] No.74582 del
I think I wanna learn Rust or Golang


Anonymous 02/11/2026 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.74600 del
>>74404
Get into plumbing in a higher priced suburban community full of boomers. You'll thank me later.


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.74783 del
>>74469
Read the Spec
Research and look for good COBOL books
and lastly...
PROGRAM IN COBOL



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This is Your Sheriff. We have Automatic Qualified Immunity-! Anonymous 02/17/2026 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No. 74727 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Our Deputy has Pressed Charges on the Suspect. Believe it or not? We have a Lead in this Investigation, we Have a Lead on this Case. These are Our Deputies.

This is our Investigation, These are our Deputies.
And Believe it or Not? We have a key Motive on our Suspect. We are currently Investigating our Suspect.

This is your Sheriff, These Deputies are Serving YOUR Community.


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This is Our Investigation.


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Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.74780 del
lulz ITT



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for anyone who goes outside to touch grass, does the outside know of your 'chan' endeavors? Anonymous 04/16/2025 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No. 58447 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How many of you are open about using any 'chan'. How do people react when you tell them you use 4chan/8chan/endchan? I genuinely think if my boss knew about me using these sites I'd probs get fired, disowned by my family (I already am so it's a matter of speech) and my friends would probs think I'm a nazi.

For reference I'm an immigrant from 4chan (hello fellow autists this image board is pretty cool dare i say i might stay here for a while) but I rarely even use the shit people are so afraid of. I mean don't get me wrong I still go on /pol because it's fucking hilarious but /literature and /photography are more my cuppa tea. People don't even have a fucking clue about what they're talking about.
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Anonymous 11/25/2025 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.72796 del
My younger brother knows I lurk on Chans for the lulz and I haven't told anyone else.

Mainly because I don't want the dicktok normies in here. Chans are the last bastions of human connectivity and we gotta gatekeep it.


Anonymous 11/25/2025 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.72797 del
>>62615
>imageboards are spaces for rejects, bigots, and losers

People would go on here, say some wild shit that was contrary to all information out there, and actually be right. They'd just spill the beans.

Most people would discredit these guys as memers / liars because what they were saying was so outrageous. But I had been browsing the site long enough to know that they weren't joking. That's the point of posting it. Watching people call you out for lying is funny when you're not


Anonymous 11/25/2025 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.72807 del
I don't bother telling anyone about my internet activity. Neither do they.


Anonymous 11/27/2025 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.72853 del
>>72807
the feds bother


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.74777 del
Pretty much never tell anyone, though if they're clever and/or knowers they'll figure it out since I shit talk trannies and whatnot



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You Fap You Lose


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Hi, I'm asking for a loan or donation of 1699.16€ or $1930. I would pay you back around €100 per month and most times far more than that, especially if I get re-employed later (I'm a programmer) in which case I can pay the whole sum within two months.

dongdicks9000@hotmail.com is my contact email and Paypal.

I've tried most everything so far, asking relatives, Paypal Credit... I can't get a loan from banks either.

It's for pic related laptop ordered directly from Lenovo. Why? Well Amazon or eBay I won't try because I keep reading horror reviews of wrong specs etc, and they're used machines anyway. I do heavy multimedia projects most of the time, not just programming.
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Anonymous 11/14/2025 (Fri) 01:22 [Preview] No.72351 del
Nigga uses hotmail💔🥀


Anonymous 11/19/2025 (Wed) 22:59 [Preview] No.72577 del
>>72345
I don't care if it's a loan or a btc donation at this point


Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.74401 del
>>69215
See

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RayBtI71VLA [Embed]


Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 20:49 [Preview] No.74411 del
>>74401
Or maybe you should try killing yourself


Anonymous 02/12/2026 (Thu) 03:43 [Preview] No.74616 del
>>74411
>>74411
You talking to me, the OP or yourself?



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Sabrina Carpenter revival thread.

Last year the original Sabrina Carpenter thread got nuked.
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Anonymous 01/21/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.74182 del
>>73661
another modern celebrity who sold her body for fame and money is all


Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 19:24 [Preview] No.74581 del
>>74182
Shes a CIA operated atomaton built to make young boys horny, ofc shes gonna sell her body


Anonymous 02/12/2026 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.74605 del
>>74581
>implying that they arent horny to begin with
RETARD


Anonymous 02/12/2026 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.74610 del
>>74605
Why do "you people" spam porn on our imageboard then spam C and the Pee at the same time? What are you trying to do here?