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US OPS - I'm slightly worried Anonymous 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No. 49772 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
I went to a cafe next to a mosque in Las Vegas. There were two guys sitting at a corner table, discussing a sinister operation during a large upcoming event. They were laughing, saying that nobody could do anything in the US for such an operation because everyone is so overweight. An interesting detail that I managed to overhear was that they mentioned using a gel-like substance in a fat suit, without any metallic or obvious parts that would trigger security. They also mentioned making it partially sensitive, so it could be triggered by a hard slap on a specific part of the suit.

I posted this here because I don't know where I could share this information.
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Anonymous 02/13/2024 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.49965 [X] del
>>49783
I'm just telling you an unwanted truth. Most Americans will shrug off the attacks because of their extremely low attention spans. Just like all those mass school shootings, one week later most don't even remember any of the details. The same would happen in any Islam attack (just like in Britain!) People shrug it off and move on with their lives. As for the US government, they really don't give a rats ass either, they exist to keep leaching off public wealth and continue their power trip and lust for global hegemony (which will never happen but logic does not matter to hubris control freaks).


Anonymous 05/18/2024 (Sat) 23:12 [Preview] No.51628 [X] del
>>49849
yeah they kinda chubby and thicker because of the food they eat. They all kinda look like that


Anonymous 06/23/2024 (Sun) 18:50 [Preview] No.52250 [X] del
NIGGER OPS


Anonymous 07/28/2024 (Sun) 05:34 [Preview] No.52744 [X] del
Fuck America


Anonymous 10/30/2024 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.54327 [X] del
Haram Babes are Inbound.

Pray to Harambe the Gorilla.



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I want a bf from US what should I do?

Or Canada\EU
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Anonymous 05/28/2024 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.51775 [X] del
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1. go to those places
2. find boyfriend


Anonymous 05/28/2024 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.51776 [X] del
Whether you are a boy or girl, don't be afraid to ask someone out or to hang around those you like. Be persistent, typically if people realize you admire them enough you'll eventually have the opportunity to get laid. It's simply human nature to seek love.


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.52560 [X] del
>>51751
If you are halfway decent looking just ask a guy you think is a stud if he wants his dick sucked. Don't let others hear you though, pull him aside and ask him sometime, perhaps at some party or public gathering. I'm pretty sure you would find your next lucky boyfriend that way. No guy in his right mind turns away a blowjob unless the woman is absolutely ape-shit ugly.


Anonymous 08/30/2024 (Fri) 22:05 [Preview] No.53379 [X] del
step one: give up, the world is a shithole


Anonymous 09/02/2024 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No.53399 [X] del
As long as you are not ugly, just tell a dude you like you want to get fucked and chances are you will hit it off.



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What the fuck Anonymous 06/02/2024 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No. 51888 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
>Work in hospital
>Go to work for night shift
>all stuff members are laughing
>ask what happened
>Man was in emergency with 2 litre bottle in his ass
>laugh my ass off
>2 week passes
>Casual night shift doing nothing
>emergency vehicle comes to emergency room
>Again this man with light bulb in his ass
>Doctors broke that bulb into his ass and gets operation
>3 weeks passes
>You guessed it THIS MAN
>Women calls to doctor "Its asshole u have to get here"
>laugh my ass off
>what did he put in his ass?
>Tbh i was amazed how he put 1 meter wood dildo that he mad

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Anonymous 09/06/2024 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.53473 [X] del >>53971
>>51895
>There are fetishes of that nature although they are rather uncommon.
vile affections

these people were given up by god and given over to vile affections

romans 1:26
26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

redpill:
https://allthepreaching.com/pages/video.php?path=06docs%2Fdocs%2FAIDS_The_Judgement_Of_God.vtt&time=0


Anonymous 09/08/2024 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.53528 [X] del
Ok have to slide the stupid gay spam again.


Anonymous 09/27/2024 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.53829 [X] del
lack so do well for toast go to


Anonymous 10/03/2024 (Thu) 19:17 [Preview] No.53971 [X] del >>54060
>>53473
The real redpill is that god doesn't exist, Jesus was a fake prophet who could not have been the messiah according to the Jewish scripture from which he derived his legitimacy.


sage Anonymous 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:08 [Preview] No.54060 [X] del
>>53971
#edgy



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Shorty, there is one russian pank-girl Anonymous 09/03/2024 (Tue) 15:56 [Preview] No. 53418 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
Hi
Shorty, there is one russian pank-girl.
I have seen new girl at neighboring college department, she dress like pank (as i like), i feel comfortable with similar people. But... I have no idea how i should start to communicate (just as friends). She has been studied in art faculty recently. But what if she tells everyone that i am a freak, if she won't like me, then it will be over, i will alone for the rest of my live sitting near freshman toilet.
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Anonymous 09/03/2024 (Tue) 19:27 [Preview] No.53427 [X] del >>53430
[code]
>>53423
>>53424
Thank you guys. After that all, i will more confidence and will wait a little bit.
I will write later about my tears and pain in my heart


Anonymous 09/03/2024 (Tue) 22:20 [Preview] No.53430 [X] del >>53449
>>53427
Just engage her, talk to her, be persistent. You will know if she avoids you or not. If you are persistent about asking her out on a date and she is interested she will eventually say yes as long as you don't give up right away. If not she will start to avoid you and you will notice her rejection. If it doesn't work out do not sweat it, try to find someone else who may be interested in you. Plenty of other women out there. Some play harder to get than others.


Anonymous 09/03/2024 (Tue) 22:31 [Preview] No.53431 [X] del
/.\


Anonymous 09/04/2024 (Wed) 20:03 [Preview] No.53449 [X] del
>>53430
I want to be just friends first. In the future i would decide whether she will be my girlfriend or just a friend


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Haha Funny videos Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 17:29 [Preview] No. 52578 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
Be relax terrorists
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Anonymous 07/19/2024 (Fri) 00:50 [Preview] No.52612 [X] del
Brownies exploding as they should


Anonymous 07/22/2024 (Mon) 23:15 [Preview] No.52653 [X] del
fucking brownies funny post :D


Anonymous 07/23/2024 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.52658 [X] del >>52677
i wanna fuck all muslims :)


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BFG DIVISION Anonymous 09/08/2024 (Sun) 01:05 [Preview] No. 53522 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts] >>53859
RIP BFG DIVISION FEAT. HITLER
Would love to hear that it again
Hate niggers spread love
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Anonymous 10/02/2024 (Wed) 23:22 [Preview] No.53948 [X] del >>54223
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>>53856
pic related
>>53859
stfu fag


Anonymous 10/26/2024 (Sat) 17:02 [Preview] No.54223 [X] del


Anonymous 10/27/2024 (Sun) 01:43 [Preview] No.54228 [X] del
I don't fap to Emma. I fap to Emma having to get her bits out.


Anonymous 10/30/2024 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.54338 [X] del
Heil HITLER!

Mein Kampf, Kanye West Balls.



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ITT post cures for pedophilia
>inb4 kys 8chud
im a coward
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Anonymous 07/16/2024 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.52576 [X] del
>>52504
Shut up troll.


Anonymous 07/21/2024 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.52641 [X] del
>>51076
You can't "cure yourself" of you you are but if it was caused by pornography just stop viewing and using pornography

It's not your fault. Pornography is made to arouse the audience. If you feel guilty just feel it to help quit.


Anonymous 07/22/2024 (Mon) 21:13 [Preview] No.52652 [X] del
Fresh tender meat for the slaughter


Anonymous 07/31/2024 (Wed) 14:14 [Preview] No.52824 [X] del
>>51076
Look up Mahalo Marcy and extreme ageplay videos.

They will give you an outlet for your love of the young stuff.


Anonymous 01/22/2025 (Wed) 18:05 [Preview] No.55103 [X] del
>>54900
You cannot.



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Random Cat facts Anonymous 11/16/2022 (Wed) 18:05 [Preview] No. 44523 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
Random Cat facts

Cats have an extra organ that allows them to taste scents on the air, which is why your cat stares at you with her mouth open from time to time.

Cats are nearsighted, but their peripheral vision and night vision are much better than that of humans.

A group of cats is called a “clowder”.

Cats have whiskers on the backs of their front legs.

Male cats are more likely to be left-pawed, while female cats are more likely to be right-pawed.
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Anonymous 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:41 [Preview] No.54066 [X] del >>54067
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>>54065
The Hungarian word for "quotation marks," macskaköröm, literally translates to "cat claws."

Polydactyl cats refer to cats with 6 toes on their front paws.

Approximately 200 feral cats roam the grounds of Disneyland, where they help control the amusement park’s rodent population. They’re all spayed or neutered, and park staffers provide them with medical care and extra food.

Cats can drink seawater! Their kidneys are able to filter salt out of water, something humans can't do.


Anonymous 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:44 [Preview] No.54067 [X] del
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>>54066
Cats can make more than 100 different sounds.

There are 473 taste buds on a cat's tongue!

It was illegal to kill cats in Ancient Egypt. Not only were cats seen as an icon for Bast, the Goddess of Protection, but they were also very effective in keeping rats at bay. It was seen as a civil dis-service to kill them and often resulted in the death penalty.


Anonymous 10/22/2024 (Tue) 19:54 [Preview] No.54189 [X] del >>54490
>>54010
what i mean is does my cat understand that, say, petting and hugging are signs of friendship? or does he think it's me being his slave or something


Anonymous 11/12/2024 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.54490 [X] del
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>>54189
>what i mean is does my cat understand that, say, petting and hugging are signs of friendship?
Yes, those are normally seen as a sign for bonding and socializing with other cats. So that's what the kitty feels when you do it.

That's how cats normally communicate with each other. Like scratching and biting each other.

U can just tell the kitty to not do it a few times and they'll get it eventually. Same thing I did with my cat and she stopped eventually.


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I've been working on getting a p2p imageboard functioning for a while and I decided to start fresh more recently with a new project. It's still not fully featured per se, but I feel like releasing it in it's current form since it's still functional and I want to see if it works in the wild. Hopefully you'll be able to see the existing boards and start posting.

https://gitgud.io/threshold862543/gladden
To install:
>install node and yarn (or npm instead of yarn)
>run "yarn build" to get the dependencies
>run "yarn start" to start the server

And you can add whatever boards you like.
This basically works like a torrent. Moderation is local, so you can delete files and posts that you don't like, but it won't be deleted for others necessarily (unless everyone else blocks them and there are no more seeders). "Subscribing" to others as moderators so you can trust them to delete for you is also possible I just haven't hooked it all up yet.
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Anonymous 09/17/2024 (Tue) 13:11 [Preview] No.53680 [X] del
>>50243
Could you give a more technically detailed description of how your p2p tech works? Like where are content hosted and when do you create socket connections to peers etc...

If I like your solution I will try it out.


Anonymous 10/02/2024 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.53932 [X] del
retarded gay spam gets slid again


Anonymous 10/08/2024 (Tue) 23:14 [Preview] No.54038 [X] del >>54041
cool cool


Anonymous 10/08/2024 (Tue) 23:39 [Preview] No.54041 [X] del
>>54038
You know what's more cool?
https://domesticmonerochan.org
P2P XMR exchange chan is here


Anonymous 01/22/2025 (Wed) 18:14 [Preview] No.55350 [X] del
>>54764
>I used to throw my chair around my room and thrash whatever I felt like and I'd yell, cry, and beat myself up until I calmed down.
>I felt that it would just be a waste of damn time as I was about to blow my brains out with my shotgun, so I stopped.

I don't scream, kick or cry. I just usually get too drunk to handle my guns let alone do anything with them. That's how I cope, I just get fucking drunk, then I either go smoke a cigar outside or I lay on the sofa and watch a movie/older sitcom shuffling through my vast DVD collection. I figure time is running out for me anyway, health wise, diabetes and all and I don't even take drugs for it lol, I've been told to my face before "it's only a matter of time". So what? Why should I give a damn? What is the point? Look around us, that is all we have and don't get me wrong I am thankful and glad for what I do have in life. In fact I have been blessed, it's not like I'm poor. I just get bored, terribly bored and lonely at times. Not a total recluse mind you, I still have friends and family. I just tend to get so bored most of the time, everyone else is busy, I have nothing to do most of the time (except for spring which I'm full bore outside landscaping, gardening, chopping wood etc), so I binge drink and eat and watch TV and smoke and puke and sleep and wake up and redo everything over again until a friend has some spare time and calls me up and says to me "let's hang out, we'll knock back some bottles and smoke some cigars!" Problem for me is summer sucks out here! Mosquitos, humidity, it's hot and miserable as fuck! I hate the outdoors out here in summer so I have to drink myself to death to cure the fucking boredom of the indoors! My friends all still work even though they should retire by now, they can't or just choose not to. So I get bored this time of the year and the way I cope is binge drinking. At some point my brain gets too liquidated to notice I even care in the first place and that seems to help me mentally despite the damage to my physical health.



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OnionShare Anonymous 02/23/2024 (Fri) 18:43 [Preview] No. 50151 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
Post your OnionShare and see what files people send you, or alternatively send files to my OnionShare here:

http://7an45iufzpyqfgi2os6ki74vycswbrqlr3soggtlnmb5sg6bspowfuyd.onion
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Dafne Keen Anonymous 10/22/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.54187 [X] del
Does anyone know if there's any onion links to the recent dafne keen leaks?


Anonymous 11/03/2024 (Sun) 23:53 [Preview] No.54406 [X] del
is there an uncensored hidden wiki link