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Anonymous 01/22/2021 (Fri) 13:21:53 [Preview] No. 31462 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
pɐǝɥʎɯ oʇ uısnɹ sı poo❘q ǝɥʇ d❘ǝɥ
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Anonymous 01/25/2021 (Mon) 23:17:29 [Preview] No.31514 del
>>31492
>how does one become a schizo

Watching trash like cuckime is a good start


Anonymous 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:46:22 [Preview] No.31535 del
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>>31514
its not working...


Anonymous 01/26/2021 (Tue) 08:17:03 [Preview] No.31536 del
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>>31492
Try to write uncucked ring-0 OS for niggerlicious modern x86 hardware. You'll go mad, for sure!


Anonymous 01/29/2021 (Fri) 00:09:18 [Preview] No.31567 del
>>31536
Terry Davis is above criticism though. He a good boi



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Anonymous 01/27/2021 (Wed) 21:14:57 [Preview] No. 31552 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Can you dislike this video? This girl bullied me and my friends for years

https://youtube.com/watch?v=A7o5oI09Q_w [Embed]
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Anonymous 01/28/2021 (Thu) 08:16:40 [Preview] No.31559 del
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is the world so fucked that even people who post here would have a google account


Anonymous 01/28/2021 (Thu) 19:14:50 [Preview] No.31561 del
>>31559
I've got like 9 tbh


Anonymous 01/28/2021 (Thu) 23:44:25 [Preview] No.31563 del
>>31558
Where is this picture from? What movie?


Anonymous 01/28/2021 (Thu) 23:51:40 [Preview] No.31564 del
>>31563
Seriously, nigger? Do you just watch Teletubbies all day?

The Seventh Seal, by Bergman
It's only one of the best movies ever made in all of history.


Anonymous 01/29/2021 (Fri) 00:06:24 [Preview] No.31566 del
>>31564
Sheesh I've seen the image for that movie for years, but I never got around to seeing the movie's name





Anonymous 01/27/2021 (Wed) 17:13:20 [Preview] No.31550 del
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Pic rel is an Iranian fighter pilot who was sent to engage a ufo over Tehran and even fired upon it.

Do you think the Oumuamua was a meteor or "them?"


Anonymous 01/27/2021 (Wed) 22:03:49 [Preview] No.31557 del
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It was shaitan, leading true believers astray.
Repent!



Anonymous 01/27/2021 (Wed) 17:04:46 [Preview] No. 31549 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Can someone ban this spammer?


Anonymous 01/27/2021 (Wed) 18:22:46 [Preview] No.31551 del
As requested, done.



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Friends, Girls, Hobbies, Activities Anonymous 12/25/2020 (Fri) 15:29:56 [Preview] No. 30975 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How to find friends and girls? Where?
How to initiate conversation with people or girls in different situations? How to talk to a stranger?
What places can you go outside home? What can you do there?
How to seex people?
What activities can be performed by humans? In what places? How to go there and do them?
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Anonymous 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:55:25 [Preview] No.31472 del
>>31439
trannys are gay but cute anime girls would never be..


Anonymous 01/23/2021 (Sat) 18:48:10 [Preview] No.31478 del
things to say in passing? no pick up artist shit just how not to be an autist?


Anonymous 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:39:50 [Preview] No.31526 del
>meet up with chicks from >>>/yuri/
>i thought they ignored me
>trolls made me think they where leading me on
>banned me for talking crap to myself aloud in my bedroom
>literally was a mistake
what do?


Anonymous 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:41:43 [Preview] No.31527 del
>>31526
>trolls made me think they where leading me on
because i had met up with or was supposed to about 8 other women from Q (I am unoficially Q+++) and men literally where waiting for me to fuck up and they did hook up with those other chicks. im so fucking autistic i blow it almost every time. but they didn't do that and i don't know how to express that to them


Anonymous 01/26/2021 (Tue) 06:43:25 [Preview] No.31534 del
>>31526
why do you think that girls would be on a dead imageboard?



blocks your path Anonymous 01/21/2021 (Thu) 03:40:24 [Preview] No. 31441 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>ahem, where do you think your going?
>and where is your mask goy?


Anonymous 01/21/2021 (Thu) 05:09:07 [Preview] No.31443 del
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>where do you think your going?
Past the point of no return.


Anonymous 01/21/2021 (Thu) 16:21:13 [Preview] No.31451 del
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>past the peanut of no return


Anonymous 01/23/2021 (Sat) 06:26:30 [Preview] No.31470 del
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>>31443
>thats him officer. get him. make sure to get his pronoun , and we will adjust his social credit score.


Anonymous 01/25/2021 (Mon) 18:32:19 [Preview] No.31510 del
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who is the ugly grandma??


Anonymous 01/26/2021 (Tue) 02:10:15 [Preview] No.31525 del
>>31510
thats a man you dumb nigger.



House Party Teen Threesome Anonymous 01/23/2021 (Sat) 21:39:26 [Preview] No. 31480 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
this ugly fuck right here filmed fucking these two 14yo models he met at a party he was invited to come along with by a friend who's friend was having a house party.

the models were friends with guy's (who house it was) sister, he got talking to them while grabbing a drink on one of the drink tables moments into it could see one of them rubbing up on him before going up stairs to the sister's bedroom.

where they processed to start sucking his cock, when they saw how big it was ask him to film them on this phone where he then went on have sex with both of them on the sister's bed and filed the entire event.

was said that he sent the clip to both of them.

would like to post pictures that show the closest to what they looked like, but it seems like you can't


Anonymous 01/24/2021 (Sun) 20:05:40 [Preview] No.31498 del
if there is video of them coming up to him and him grabbing drink then it's all fake because where was phone before he took out his phone lol


Anonymous 01/24/2021 (Sun) 20:37:27 [Preview] No.31499 del
>>31498
in his pocket where a person's phone usually kept?, and no the video is of him and the 14yo's in the sister's room, not of him grabbing a drink.


Anonymous 01/25/2021 (Mon) 14:23:03 [Preview] No.31506 del
> be you.
> go to Utah data center
> hit buzzer on sliding glass doors
> may we help you?
> yeah I need the video where this guy (hold pic to their door cam) participated in illegal activity with two minors.
> Sir, it is legal to sleep with miners they are hard-working like everyone else.
> Nnn...no...not miners I mean minors.
> Yes, miners, we get it.
> No, minors as in
> yeah, as in coal miners or lead miners.
> No,
> you hear something behind you.
> YOU, ON THE GROUND NOW!!
> Question mark, question mark, question mark.
> Profit!



join the corona mindwars! Anonymous 01/24/2021 (Sun) 19:11:39 [Preview] No. 31497 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
join the corona mindwars!



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28chan.org Anonymous 01/01/2021 (Fri) 20:55:57 [Preview] No. 31097 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]


Anonymous 01/24/2021 (Sun) 13:51:51 [Preview] No.31494 del
already there, nice board


Anonymous 01/24/2021 (Sun) 14:13:21 [Preview] No.31496 del
man I want to hug pic related very hard, like ahhh.



Fake Passport Anonymous 01/22/2021 (Fri) 14:52:49 [Preview] No. 31463 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Sup b. i have a question. Can i travel with fake passport if ill buy here one? will i have problems? For now i have Uzbek passport and livining in Turkey but want to move to Europe in future. Asked some places here they can sell and put stamps to my new passport so i will have no problem its what they saying. Can u help me with things what i should know before do this and its rly can work or not?
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Anonymous 01/22/2021 (Fri) 17:43:33 [Preview] No.31466 del
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Generally, travelling with a fake passport will get your ass thrown in jail, but you're a sandnigger, so they'll probably give you NEETbux and a white girlfriend.


Anonymous 01/22/2021 (Fri) 17:49:12 [Preview] No.31468 del
nigga i work for the TSA so if u git 2 america i kno u b str8 fam i ain't kno bout dem otha countries tho b triflin sumtimes u kno


Anonymous 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:20:36 [Preview] No.31469 del
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>>31463
youre crusin for a brusin boy.


Anonymous 01/23/2021 (Sat) 08:52:42 [Preview] No.31471 del
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>>31463
you dont need it. just say asylum on the border and you are in


Anonymous 01/23/2021 (Sat) 23:35:18 [Preview] No.31482 del
>>31463
Why are you asking us? There's barely anyone here anyway