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fruit Anonymous 05/17/2026 (Sun) 18:55 [Preview] No. 77648 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
it is very suspicious to me how few people talk about fruit
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Anonymous 06/15/2026 (Mon) 20:46 [Preview] No.78380 del
society is collapsing


Anonymous 06/16/2026 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.78384 del
Americans scream toothpicks will never be outlawed because the price of building more prisons is too expensive, but did the costs of jails stop lawmakers from banning straws?


Anonymous 06/16/2026 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.78385 del
Fruit is jewish fakery, something may have existed once but we will never know what that actually was. Ever notice how your whole life you have eaten things 'fruit flavored' but where the heck is all this fruit? There are fake fields dedicated to 'fruit farms' but it's all just chemicals from a lab to add flavor to the corn syrup. My granpa swore he ate a blue raspberry one time, apparently it looked just like on the food packaging but I don't think fruit existed even back then.


Anonymous 06/17/2026 (Wed) 01:14 [Preview] No.78397 del
Does anyone get the feeling that the Uniparty has been bought off by the elites?


Anonymous 06/17/2026 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.78401 del
>>78385
Everything mass produced is fake and gay. You can still buy real fruit at a farmers market or in a small organic section of a local grocery store.

>>78397
Absolutely. Welcome to the real world and no one is going to save you.



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Where do we find how to donate to ISIS, Hamas, or Hezbollah using Monero?


Anonymous 06/14/2026 (Sun) 02:10 [Preview] No.78367 del
>>78348
why would you want to


Anonymous 06/14/2026 (Sun) 04:21 [Preview] No.78368 del
Is Rand Paul the only American who still cares about freedom?



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e-ink display is easy on the attention Anonymous 05/16/2026 (Sat) 15:37 [Preview] No. 77595 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
a good day to all you autists!! this might be of interest to you.

this is the Dasung 103 e-ink external touchscreen. that i early-adopted. was way too expensive and i just started using it.

i bought it because i wanted a way to use the computer and phone in bright daylight. what i now notice after using it a little is that it does not draw my attention. i think it is easier on the eyes but more importantly, it is easy on the attention. a normal beautiful screen is too visually stimulating. this remains more distant and unimportant.
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Anonymous 05/18/2026 (Mon) 20:34 [Preview] No.77678 del
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>steam

topkek


Anonymous 05/20/2026 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.77708 del
Looks pretty cool.
Tho the post sounds like an ad. Are there alternatives?


Anonymous 05/21/2026 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.77723 del
>>77708
>Tho the post sounds like an ad.

i thought the e-ink technology was interesting back when the first kindle came out but i knew what amazon was gonna behave like so i avoided it until recently which was a big mistake. since i started using a very old (i think 14 years old) used kobo device, i am loving this and i wish i would have found this sooner. it's an ad for the usefulness of the technology, not for any particular product or manufacturer.

if you try to use a regular computer in the sunlight you will have to crank up the brightness so much that the device gets hot and drains the battery quickly and probably get hot just from being in the sun. i never knew how much this mattered because that means computers and devices generally draw people into the darkness but as i have read (on the little e-ink recently) the sun is very healthy and now i regularly lay in the sun in underwear with a little e-ink and i read. sunlight is needed for the human body and i have found books help me with reducing doom scrolling. so this little technology has made my life better.

>Are there alternatives?

there are all the dedicated little devices, most of which are too enshittified for me to bear. on aliexpress you can find one other dedicated e-ink screen that can also do 60 fps, i think it is cheaper but i don't know how good it is, i was only able to find one short video about someone using it.


Anonymous 05/21/2026 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.77724 del
another regretti i have is not looking into formats in which ebooks are available.

there is the .pdf file format. it has a layout that stays true to the way the person who saved the file made it, which can be nice to preserve the exact autism of the author or publisher but means the text can not re-flow, so when you try to read it on a little kobo, you can display it but it tries to display an entire page on a tiny screen, which is generally not usable.

there is the .epub file format which i think is free but it can include drm; not sure. the epub can re-flow, meaning it will look good even on a device with a small screen because the size of the letters can be chosen by the user. of course this means the intended autism-layout from the author or publisher is only respected in so far as to suggest a default font-style. i've seen little e-ink readers that are smaller then a smartphone even and with epub, a small device like that can be useful. it is easier to edit epub with a program like calibre but it is just a type of zip so you could just open it with a program that understands .zip and .rar files and remove/edit/add the textfiles, image-files and folders that make it up. I DIDN'T KNOW SOMETHING SO NICE EXISTED!

then there are other proprietary file formats like .mobi (that was bought by amazon) or .AZW, .AZW3, .KF8, .KFX (which were made by amazon. i stay away from those.


Anonymous 06/13/2026 (Sat) 23:56 [Preview] No.78366 del
The Soviet Union was dangerous, but the Communists have defeated the USA without military force.





Anonymous 06/13/2026 (Sat) 16:50 [Preview] No.78362 del
server not found



Working as an Auto Tech and wondering what laptop is best reccomended for processing pdf diagrams, everytime I use them outside of a browser things like zomming or fast scrolling causes a stutter, I need one that can react and process pdfs swiftly.


Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 11:22 [Preview] No.78310 del
Get a refurbished Dell or Acer laptop. Something that should only cost you around $200. Wipe the OS partition and install Linux or a preactivated bootleg of Windows 7. Install Libre Office, it's free and you can read and create pdf files. Libre Office has pretty much everything that Microsoft Office has but without needing registration or having to pay for it.

Oh, and don't ever bother telling ZOGbot management what you use today, they'll gripe and complain and squeal like pigs when you don't suck Microsoft's cock.


Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.78312 del
>>78285
>>78310
For an decent operating system search here:

Linux: https://distrowatch.com/

Free Windows Bootlegs: https://crustywindo.ws/

Most Linux operating systems already comes with Libre Office btw.


Anonymous 06/13/2026 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.78355 del
Even France and Germany are dumping Microslop today. Linux and open source software is definitely the future. If you still need Microslop just go with the free debloated bootlegs. I would recommend having a small DVD binder full of various bootable ISOs of Linux distros and other preactivated bootlegs, perhaps some data discs full of your favorite software too. Buy a couple refurbished PCs and laptops, set some aside as future backups/salvage. That way you are always good. You cut out the control freak government demons and greedy corporate parasites.



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Best Alternative Search Engines 2025 Anonymous 02/23/2026 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No. 74832 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Big search engines like Google and Bing are well known to track searchers activity and sell that data to advertisers — which is why many of us don’t feel comfortable searching freely anymore.

If you’re looking for more private alternatives, here are a few I’ve come across. I’d love to hear what others are using too!

🔍 DuckDuckGo – Great for simple, untracked searches
🔐 Startpage – Delivers Google results without the profiling
🛡️ Brave Search – Strong privacy with its own independent index
✨ MyAllSearch – Clean interface with a focus on user privacy
🇪🇺 Qwant – GDPR-compliant, with servers based in Europe
🔗 Dogpile – A metasearch engine that pulls top results from Bing, Yandex, and more

Please share anymore Iv'e missed, I'm always curious to discover new ones.
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Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 16:29 [Preview] No.78316 del
>>74832
duckduckgo and brave search are bad options. Don't use them


Anonymous 06/12/2026 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.78328 del
MyAllSearch + Brave for me


Anonymous 06/12/2026 (Fri) 16:46 [Preview] No.78336 del
>>78328
just localhost searxng via docker its simple as that


Anonymous 06/12/2026 (Fri) 19:22 [Preview] No.78338 del
W11+edge+bing for me


Anonymous 06/13/2026 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.78347 del
If the government can force you to buy insurance, what's to stop them from forcing you to buy snowblowers and boats, too?



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Nigger faggot Anonymous 05/13/2026 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No. 77518 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Ii hope he gets covid + hanta virus and every other deadly virus in his gay retarded state.
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Anonymous 05/14/2026 (Thu) 05:59 [Preview] No.77540 del
>>77536
called op brown and retarded


Anonymous 05/14/2026 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.77543 del
>>77534
I'm not into the operation trust "Q" soviet-style psyop bullshit, you must think I'm fucking stupid. No seriously, the virus is fear porn to scare you enough into willingly conceding your individual liberties so stop falling for that govt-psyop horseshit.

As for Asmongold I think he gamed the system pretty well for himself. Never took out massive predatory student loan debt. Never caved to political correctness. Made lots of money just speaking his mind. Never gave a flying backwards turd what others thought about him while doing it. Parties with cockroaches. What the hell, cool gig.


Anonymous 05/14/2026 (Thu) 20:37 [Preview] No.77548 del
>>77540
Imagine defending someone just because he's white and retarded, and admitted online to being mentally ill.


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>>77543
Poor Asmongold. Now that everyone knows he's a cuck, nobody respects him anymore.
Can you believe he stood up to a defamation lawsuit and the girl still left him for another guy? All he did, he fixed up his house. He hired a crime scene cleanup company to clean his house. All for a vagina that another guy is filling... Zack "the cuck" Hoyt



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How do people get citizenship and money in Russia if they can provide valuable info? I'm genuinely curious. Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 20:51 [Preview] No. 78321 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I would assume the problem is too, that once you're their soil, any demands can be dismissed.


Anonymous 06/12/2026 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.78325 del
>>78321
From what I've heard Russia is pretty strict. They will grant you citizenship but they will be keeping watch of you, overtly or covertly. You also have to learn and follow their domestic laws, you have to take classes to learn and speak the Russian language, from what I recall it is mandatory. If you say you are a political dissident from the West you might be accepted but there are rules to follow and you will have to go through their whole bureaucracy.



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http://lovcat362rm7lhthiptfm2xz22zi36sw4hxwrfwmitzbhw2deszlbbad.onion/

To the police and hackers please help

please destroy this sick page, it is unimaginably sick

please do not watch at your own risk.
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Anonymous 06/05/2026 (Fri) 20:14 [Preview] No.78068 del
>>78066
bc government tyranny is dangerous and isnt the goal of a collective effort, its the goal of very few forcing their beliefs on the majority, and throwing them in prison/ killing them if they dont oblige. its completely different


Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 03:56 [Preview] No.78293 del
OK since nobody looked I did. It's people doing vile acts to animals (mostly cats). And I believe the servers are in China since little to no animal laws exist there.


Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 03:58 [Preview] No.78294 del
>>77945
>"You just believe this because you want to jack off to kids without anyone doing anything about it."

It's not Child Porn. It's a video platform where people torture/kill animals for everyone that has the server link can see.


Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.78296 del
>>78294
yeah i was using that as an example, they are both deplorable. child fuckers and people who torture animals should both be killed


Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 17:23 [Preview] No.78319 del
>>78296
I vote woodchipper.



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Random Cat facts Anonymous 11/16/2022 (Wed) 18:05 [Preview] No. 44523 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Random Cat facts

Cats have an extra organ that allows them to taste scents on the air, which is why your cat stares at you with her mouth open from time to time.

Cats are nearsighted, but their peripheral vision and night vision are much better than that of humans.

A group of cats is called a “clowder”.

Cats have whiskers on the backs of their front legs.

Male cats are more likely to be left-pawed, while female cats are more likely to be right-pawed.
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I am OP Anonymous 03/07/2026 (Sat) 19:10 [Preview] No.75391 del
Need to post some more content here fr fr


Anonymous 03/19/2026 (Thu) 03:30 [Preview] No.75701 del
Bumping instead of porn dump thread #4545214


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.76221 del
Purrrring


Anonymous 06/11/2026 (Thu) 16:32 [Preview] No.78317 del
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A cat’s cerebral cortex contains 250 million cells — just one million fewer than a bear’s! This is in spite of a bear’s brain being 10 times larger than a cat’s.

Not only do cats have emotions (as anyone with a cat knows), the part of their brain controlling emotion is almost identical to a human’s.

Cats can get a form of motion sickness from watching fast-moving objects on a screen. The intensity a cat experiences this type of distress can vary between felines.


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A typical house cat shares 95.6% of its genome with tigers

Cats often dream while they’re sleeping.

Owning a cat can reduce the risk of stroke and heart attack by a third.

Cats can jump up to seven times the length of their tails.

Cats have approximately 285 degrees of sight.




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