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Isis. Anonymous 03/28/2025 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No. 57821 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Isis is the mark of the beast.
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Anonymous 06/29/2026 (Mon) 23:22 [Preview] No.78627 del
How could anyone in adulthood enjoy cheating? Fuck you, Isis. You are feces eating perverts.


Anonymous 07/05/2026 (Sun) 22:52 [Preview] No.78744 del
You're self aggrandizing perverts. Fuck you, Isis.


Anonymous 09/15/2026 (Tue) 20:57 [Preview] No.80093 del
I liked myself the way I was. Fuck you, Isis.


Anonymous 09/25/2026 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.80199 del
There was nothing organic about my life being unfair. You specifically targeted me and deprived me of everything while leaving the majority of people alone. Go fuck yourselves, sick perverts. Fuck you, Isis.


Anonymous 09/26/2026 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.80210 del
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>>80199
You get to live out the entirety of your life without having any of this done to you. Fuck you.



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Anonymous 09/23/2026 (Wed) 18:24 [Preview] No. 80188 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>get locked out of two gmail accounts
>finally get back in
>two numbers that aren't mine are on both of them
>called them, niggers answered both of the numbers

I know, nypa, so what IS a good place I can post these numbers to fuck them over a little


Fuck Niggers Anonymous 09/25/2026 (Fri) 23:42 [Preview] No.80207 del
>>80188
I reported their numbers on whitepages and robocaller.


Anonymous 09/26/2026 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.80209 del
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>>80207
Hey thanks, man!



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Microslop Botware Anonymous 01/26/2026 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No. 74294 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uiX1Wn-lsPc [Embed]

Proud Linux and Windows 7 user here. LMFAO. I knew all the modern Microsoft operating systems were complete utter shit full of unnecessary bloatware years ago. This Windows 11 is a whole kind of new shitification. Updates are breaking the systems, it's slower than the older operating systems, it's literally full of spyware that steals and copies your personal files to their cloud, won't allow users to use your own files offline, takes snapshots of everything you do including your keystrokes (once considered trojan horse malware back in the day!)

How the fuck are plebs coping with this shit?

Meanwhile I got ISOs of Linux and Windows 7, my operating systems work just fine and I can pretty much access and do anything. Including torrenting and P2P. I can rip Youtube videos and store them offline, access them anytime I want. I actually own and control all my files without needing AI or the cloud.

People need to smart up and dump Microslop. Are the "masses who are asses" smart enough to bail their digital slavery shackles?
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Anonymous 08/29/2026 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.79883 del
>>79863
I like Zorin OS too but the most recent one, version 18(+), I've had problems with and decided to stick to an older version of it which still works great.


Anonymous 09/19/2026 (Sat) 03:24 [Preview] No.80147 del
many countries are dumping microslop now


Anonymous 09/20/2026 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.80167 del
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Future "freedom" is owning older hardware and having copies of older operating systems that bypass identification requirements and can run localhost with software owned/pirated by the user locally too. This is the reason I have a dozen older PCs, laptops and monitors, spare parts and DVD binders & thumb drives filled with software and bootable OS isos. Media should be archived in similar fashion, safely stored offline.


Anonymous 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:52 [Preview] No.80197 del
>>80147
I still like Windows 10 anyways


Anonymous 09/25/2026 (Fri) 13:31 [Preview] No.80203 del
>>80197
Windows 10 has potential to be very good but it has tons of annoying bloatware that bogs down the OS. There are far better bootlegs of Windows 10 that strip out a lot of the bloat and garbage, plus being preactivated allows the user to remain private without having to hand over information to Microslop. I'll stick with bootlegs from now on.



Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 19:39 [Preview] No. 76555 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
just want to die
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Anonymous 07/25/2026 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.79392 del
>>78918
>I just want something this life doesnt seem to offer.
Like maybe try religion like maybe *Christianity or I dunno**

Or try doing what this anon does >>79192


Anonymous 09/21/2026 (Mon) 03:19 [Preview] No.80173 del
>>77511
Just do cold approach and eventually, one girl will say yes. Remember, love is about sharing feelings, it might have ups and downs, but its only love if your souls touched, and if she respects your characteristics.
Regarding depression and rotting, rot with good shit, web browse more, use ddg or brave. I can always give you more advice if you're reading this.


Anonymous 09/21/2026 (Mon) 22:59 [Preview] No.80177 del
>>79392
>Or try doing what this anon does

Be careful going that route, alcohol is extremely addictive and once you get hooked it is next to impossible to get off without severe physical and mental withdrawals (which are hell).

If you do, be responsible, only at night and not every night. What you need to understand about alcohol is the more you do it, the more it hooks you. The more you consume, the more often you consume, the worse the addiction grabs you, and then owns your bitch ass. Very addictive, much like heroin. You will get urges and temptations, and if you are not careful you lose control and once it controls you.... you're fucked.


Anonymous 09/21/2026 (Mon) 23:07 [Preview] No.80178 del
>>80177
By the way, as a warning to any future potential victims of alcoholism: DO NOT tell doctors you are addicted to alcohol. That is an insta-blacklist and they will refuse to prescribe just about any medication to you no matter what. It is a way to be instantly blacklisted as a "substance abuser" and then no matter what your future conditions may be, you cannot get the medicine you need. Total discrimination exists against alcoholics, yes they literally want us all dead. I cannot stress this enough. The system is a cruel sick joke.


Anonymous 09/24/2026 (Thu) 21:23 [Preview] No.80198 del
>>76555
Try carbon monoxide



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Hackers hacked FBI Anonymous 09/22/2026 (Tue) 22:22 [Preview] No. 80182 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
A hacking group named ShinyHunters claims to have breached multiple FBI-related services, stealing sensitive data on all FBI employees and applicants, including names, addresses, and personal information.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/hacked-fbi-group-claims-data-183419254.html

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/sMDpR


Anonymous 09/22/2026 (Tue) 22:22 [Preview] No.80183 del
>>80182

This breach poses serious national security risks and could be exploited by criminals and foreign intelligence agencies, threatening the safety of FBI agents and their families. A representative of ShinyHunters provided a sample containing personal data of 5,000 employees, potentially amplifying the risks associated with the breach.


Anonymous 09/23/2026 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.80185 del
>>80182
And as always, the US government is stupid enough to contract Big Tech firms like Amazon to store all their shit in the "cloud" aka online servers. Well not shit it is vulnerable! You want security? Do what the Russians and Chinese do, use old air-gapped (offline) computer systems with de-bloated reverse engineered operating systems and/or typewriters for the most sensitive information. Anything online, anything involving "the cloud" or Big Tech is open game to all kinds of bad actors around the world.

But no..... they care more about greasing the tech oligarchy with lots of govt contracts so this shit keeps happening time and time again. Oh well!


Anonymous 09/23/2026 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.80186 del
>>80183
How about they stop relying on third party companies like Amazon that store their sensitive data in the cloud and start using air-gapped local servers that require local physical access to use and manage? Entirely possible, many governments are doing it today.



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Anonymous 05/19/2026 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No. 77687 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Why don't more 4chan users switch to endchan, which literally works in tor browser on strict mode? do they not care about posting anonymously? it's really annoying how the only board on endchan worth checking is /b/ (/pol/ unfortunately bans non-nazis) so you are literally drip fed 2 posts an hour at best. we need to start a campaign to get clearnet imageboard users to take the endchanpill. also despite the fact that you can literally create your own boards on endchan, it seems like nobody actually uses that feature. encouraging the special endchan feature use such as custom board creation should be part of the campaign.
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Anonymous 09/18/2026 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.80135 del
>>80134
Literally all I know what to do is serving others. That's why it makes no sense that evil people ban me everywhere for retarded reasons, or no reason. It is SOOOOOOOOO fucking annoying.

The world needs more selfless humble servants


Anonymous 09/18/2026 (Fri) 13:34 [Preview] No.80136 del
>>80135
You do NOTHING for others, you fucking nut case. All you do is spam gay porn because you are an admitted faggot.

That said, why don't you try bettering yourself and behaving decently? Do you not understand what you have been doing is not working? Do you not understand you are only turning people against you by posting that obscene crap?

You should be better than that if you really do believe in God.


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>>80136
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PQAddcSrSHA [Embed]

Life is about serving others


Anonymous 09/21/2026 (Mon) 03:08 [Preview] No.80170 del
All chans need to shut the fuck up about politics, keep it in /pol/, the garbage bins there.


Anonymous 09/22/2026 (Tue) 20:33 [Preview] No.80181 del
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>>77687
I would, but sometimes there's CP so I keep my distance because I'm not getting involved in that shit. Also PPH is too low here to properly troll.

8chan in the meantime.



Anonymous 07/21/2026 (Tue) 13:55 [Preview] No. 79266 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Oy vey how dare China man lower the cost of food!!!!!!!


Anonymous 07/21/2026 (Tue) 23:36 [Preview] No.79280 del
There are buildings for corn, soy bean, rubber tree etc. They simply grow better with airconditioning.


Anonymous 07/22/2026 (Wed) 20:51 [Preview] No.79299 del
>>79266
make unhealthy food more affordable is next level genocide. western eugenicists are probably jealous.


Anonymous 07/23/2026 (Thu) 19:33 [Preview] No.79319 del
>>79299
Which would you prefer... depopulation by mass produced crap food for the dumb down "masses who are asses" or depopulation by starvation and war? It's not the best set of options but that is the options we are given today. If the "masses who are asses" want to eat toxic shit let them. Not everyone has to. I buy organic non-GMO as much as possible and stick to a healthy keto diet (fresh meat, fish, eggs, fruit, vegetables, dairy) limited carbs and avoid sugar. I also support the local farmers market so I know where I'm getting my meat from.


Anonymous 09/21/2026 (Mon) 03:10 [Preview] No.80171 del
Can you halt it with the politics?


Anonymous 09/22/2026 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.80180 del
>>79299
>>80171
If I were forced to, I would take cheap mass produced pork over a starvation cult any fucking day of the week. I'm not saying this is healthy, what I am saying is starving people to death as a "solution" is evil and should not be allowed to happen if we can remedy it any other way. It would be great if everyone could afford fresh organic foods and the economy was stable but thanks to our governments and politicians that won't ever happen.



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Anonymous 06/06/2026 (Sat) 20:42 [Preview] No. 78119 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Check out these cool smartphone wallpaper you can get for free. Thanks to me!
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Anonymous 06/08/2026 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.78207 del
Nice subaru


Anonymous 07/15/2026 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.79056 del
Holy shirt! K-Manga official art rewards. What a weeb Japanese-cock-sucker.


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Anonymous 07/26/2026 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.79420 del
>>78167
Originally intended for just calls, of-course. Lucky for me everyone I know still calls each other most of the time. It is more common now days for people to text. Sometimes I get text but I rarely pay any attention to it. If someone wants to get my attention they got to ring me up.


Anonymous 09/21/2026 (Mon) 03:11 [Preview] No.80172 del
Slayer



manifesting Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No. 76275 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
do you have a good system not to be overwhelmed by all the stuff you try to do? would love to have serious discussion on time management in case anyone is interested. maybe i am not the only one feeling strange for wasting the limited time of this short life. i actually found stuff that helped me but more on that later itt!

i tried to do without for a long time and did not get done all that much. wasted a lot of time on video games, though it was not a complete waste. i noticed the same complications over and over again when i try to make better use of my time. here is a list of them:

>mood
sometimes i make plans to do something the next day but then i get molested or stalked or attacked in some way or someone paints graffiti on my car and i am just depressed and i assumed i wasn't going to be but and then i feel like i can't continue

>various amount of energy
some days i feel strong, other days i feel weak

>unrealistic idea of time
sometimes i look at what i want to do and it is so much that i lose hope or get intimidated and believe it is impossible, then at other times i am in a flow state i have unlimited energy and can do anything

>forgetting
some times i realize that i had just forgotten to do something i wanted to do

>sheer volume of things

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Anonymous 07/27/2026 (Mon) 00:48 [Preview] No.79476 del
And all these, with the race, that came down, flee from him who had fled from the throne to the Sophia of hope, since she had earlier given the sign concerning us and all the ones with me - those of the race of Adonaios.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3I1_VnOvbAc [Embed]


Anonymous 07/27/2026 (Mon) 01:10 [Preview] No.79477 del
And all these, with the race, that came down, flee from him who had fled from the throne to the Sophia of hope, since she had earlier given the sign concerning us and all the ones with me - those of the race of Adonaios. --------

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Anonymous 09/16/2026 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.80104 del
>>79477
stupid schizo


Anonymous 09/16/2026 (Wed) 18:27 [Preview] No.80115 del
>>80104
It is a beautiful, immaculate, innocent Lamb. It was trained perfectly. It will be worshipped as God because it is God


Anonymous 09/18/2026 (Fri) 19:07 [Preview] No.80139 del
>>77185
Holy shit I love your setup. Are you still around? I'm interested in a copy of your scripts. Also, what DE is that? It's fucking beautiful.



Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No. 69215 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hi, I'm asking for a loan or donation of 1699.16€ or $1930. I would pay you back around €100 per month and most times far more than that, especially if I get re-employed later (I'm a programmer) in which case I can pay the whole sum within two months.

dongdicks9000@hotmail.com is my contact email and Paypal.

I've tried most everything so far, asking relatives, Paypal Credit... I can't get a loan from banks either.

It's for pic related laptop ordered directly from Lenovo. Why? Well Amazon or eBay I won't try because I keep reading horror reviews of wrong specs etc, and they're used machines anyway. I do heavy multimedia projects most of the time, not just programming.
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Anonymous 07/12/2026 (Sun) 18:19 [Preview] No.78977 del
>>78973
this is how you do it OP. take note.

your approach is awful, begging for factory new hardware and pretend like you are some professional who needs this exact hardware when you don't.

literally just build the computer you need from parts.


Anonymous 07/12/2026 (Sun) 21:48 [Preview] No.78984 del
>>78977
>do not care if the parts are shit and blow up in a couple years as long as I own them
If op is saving now like he said he's already 1/4 of the way of buying futureproof parts or pc


Anonymous 07/13/2026 (Mon) 16:32 [Preview] No.79011 del
>>78984
>op

op says she wants a thinkpad but she is behaving like an apple user


Anonymous 09/13/2026 (Sun) 18:16 [Preview] No.80084 del
so what happened op, have you begged your way into having your vanity computer?


Anonymous 09/16/2026 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.80114 del
>>80084
i would be butthurt too if I was called an idiot for recommending a 100 dollar laptop for someone who actually does something with computers.
not for many months though lmao




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