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Anonymous 04/25/2021 (Sun) 18:19:04 [Preview] No. 34562 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Cut my dick on my zipper.

Still jerked off though.


Anonymous 04/25/2021 (Sun) 19:15:39 [Preview] No.34564 del
DELETE THIS!



Futaba font Anonymous 04/25/2021 (Sun) 16:47:07 [Preview] No. 34559 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Will a futaba font ever be added to the layout for us oldfags? Sans serif fonts are vomit-inducing



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Anonymous 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:34:34 [Preview] No. 31365 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
does anyone just like to eat a whole lemon?
they're so fucking delicious that they're addictive
fuck yeah, i'm eating a lemon right now
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Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 05:11:01 [Preview] No.34515 del
YOUR A LITEREAL ANIMALLL


Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 16:00:37 [Preview] No.34522 del
>>31365
Lemons will not be tolerated on my board.
-die4israel


Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 18:20:15 [Preview] No.34526 del
I do the same honestly. Weirdest things is sometimes when I eat whole lemons I feel lightly drunk, as if it has psychoactive qualities to it. I also eat raw onions too haha, weird considering that I hate most fruits and vegetables, yet my biggest exceptions are these foods that no one usually likes to eat by themselves.


Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 19:12:26 [Preview] No.34527 del
>>34526
maybe its a endorphin rush, like a runners high?


Anonymous 04/25/2021 (Sun) 16:26:10 [Preview] No.34558 del
>>34527
That's very likely the reason for it! Thinking about it, these lemon-induced highs do meet all the criteria of an endorphin rush perfectly.



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Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 22:09:22 [Preview] No. 34533 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
> extremely hot blonde white South African ex might be coming back to see me for 2 weeks

> can't make "Niggers tongue my anus" jokes anymore


Anonymous 04/25/2021 (Sun) 01:24:36 [Preview] No.34545 del
>>34533
lmao
lol
follow me on twitter for more witty banter
-die4israel



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BRITS ARE JEWS Anonymous 04/22/2021 (Thu) 01:27:28 [Preview] No. 34457 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I found evidence that the Brits are of Jewish origin. Look up British Israelism
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Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 06:22:44 [Preview] No.34516 del
>>34457
Or maybe. JUST MAYBE, the Jews stole their identity as well.


Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 16:00:37 [Preview] No.34521 del
Antisemitism will not be tolerated on my board.
-die4irsael


Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 20:23:01 [Preview] No.34528 del
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>infographic
>evidence
yeah go back >>>/pol/


Anonymous 04/25/2021 (Sun) 00:57:29 [Preview] No.34543 del
>>34521
Do something about it, bitch.


Anonymous 04/25/2021 (Sun) 01:22:33 [Preview] No.34544 del
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>>34543
>Do (((something))) about it, bitch.
>-die4israel
I know! I'll concoct a bunch of samefag drama!
-die4israel





Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 10:04:38 [Preview] No.34519 del
>>34485
Your entire mom's fake but it didn't stop me last night.


Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 11:16:08 [Preview] No.34520 del
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>>34519
HAH GOT EEEEEEEEEEM


Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 17:32:26 [Preview] No.34525 del
>>34520
nice nacl


Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 23:24:15 [Preview] No.34536 del
>>34519
How can you do somebody who's not even real you fucking idiot? Holy shit, you recent newfags are so dumb


Currently sexxing your mom right now. Please explain yourself before I tuck you in to bed tonight, underage faggot


Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 23:26:10 [Preview] No.34537 del
Speaking of mothers


(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((tarrant))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

and his (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((mother))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))



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Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 21:11:48 [Preview] No. 34530 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Plasma (from Ancient Greek πλάσμα​ 'moldable substance') is one of the four fundamental states of matter, first systematically studied by Irving Langmuir in the 1920s. It consists of a gas of ions – atoms or molecules which have one or more orbital electrons stripped (or, rarely, an extra electron attached), and free electrons.

Plasma can be artificially generated by heating a neutral gas or subjecting it to a strong electromagnetic field. The presence of free charged particles makes plasma electrically conductive, with the dynamics of individual particles and macroscopic plasma motion governed by collective electromagnetic fields and very sensitive to externally applied fields. The response of plasma to electromagnetic fields is used in many modern technological devices, such as plasma televisions or plasma etching.

Depending on temperature and density, a certain amount of neutral particles may also be present, in which case plasma is called partially ionized. Neon signs and lightning are examples of partially ionized plasmas. Unlike the phase transitions between the other three states of matter, the transition to plasma is not well defined and is a matter of interpretation and context: Whether a given degree of ionization suffices to call the substance "plasma" depends on a specific phenomenon being considered. In other words, plasma is a matter which cannot be correctly described without the presence of charged particles taken into account.



Whale fren Anonymous 01/17/2020 (Fri) 00:02:03 [Preview] No. 25481 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Draw your best whale fren
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Anonymous 02/28/2021 (Sun) 23:08:59 [Preview] No.32761 del
>>32600
>>32601
I really like this picture spacenigger. It looks just as good as your shitty IP scrappers.

Which is to say not good at all.


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Anonymous 04/07/2021 (Wed) 15:53:00 [Preview] No.33949 del
Requesting the Kappa chick squirting hard while masturbating with a cucumber, similar to how Megumin on the right does it.


Anonymous 04/17/2021 (Sat) 02:03:32 [Preview] No.34230 del
biden did 9/11


Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 02:07:14 [Preview] No.34513 del
Eat my whale ass



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Get an official IELTS|TOEFL certificate. Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 19:30:15 [Preview] No. 34309 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 04/22/2021 (Thu) 00:10:08 [Preview] No.34456 del
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>>34451
stop it megan
-die4israel


Anonymous 04/22/2021 (Thu) 02:36:15 [Preview] No.34462 del
>>34446
>I was being facetious. OP is scamshilling fake meaningless certs and has nothing of value to offer anyone.

That's discouraging. I just got to the thread and thought he was genuine


Anonymous 04/22/2021 (Thu) 03:10:23 [Preview] No.34463 del
>>34456
I'm nobody you know. Your opsec is shit.


Anonymous 04/22/2021 (Thu) 04:21:42 [Preview] No.34465 del
>>34463
Muh opsec is shit? Little do you know that wasn't even me. We're like Anonymous motherfucker. We Are Legion. Muahahahahah.
-die4israel


Anonymous 04/22/2021 (Thu) 23:51:11 [Preview] No.34489 del
Bump :)
-die4israel



Anonymous 04/22/2021 (Thu) 13:44:02 [Preview] No. 34467 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
*block your path*


Anonymous 04/22/2021 (Thu) 14:50:37 [Preview] No.34469 del
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-die4israel


Anonymous 04/22/2021 (Thu) 17:19:21 [Preview] No.34470 del
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michelle obama is disappointed in you
-die4israel


Anonymous 04/22/2021 (Thu) 22:58:33 [Preview] No.34477 del
*cums*