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Ruins every bit of fun for everyone Anonymous 01/20/2021 (Wed) 03:43:04 [Preview] No. 31435 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
what did they mean by this?

Anonymous 01/20/2021 (Wed) 04:15:26 [Preview] No.31436 del
its a play on the (true) meme that these disgusting trannies think they are sexy hot women and such. shortly put, they aren't.

the newguestpost Anonymous 01/19/2021 (Tue) 08:10:13 [Preview] No. 31425 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
get along nicely with othersin our every day lifestyles, we need to come into contact with human beings in every walk of lifestyles.therefore, it's miles very vital for us to recognise a way to get in conjunction with other human beings. to get well in conjunction with others and win their friendships, we need to observe strictly the subsequent words.initially, we need to be honest with others and shouhcontinually say what we imply. lies will in reality make humans stay some distance far from us in the long run. after all,honesty is the satisfactory coverage. second, we ought to be humble sufficient. if we're proud in public, we will hardly win different.

Hows everyone holding up Anonymous 01/16/2021 (Sat) 16:45:27 [Preview] No. 31349 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
hope you have a cozy weekend
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Anonymous 01/16/2021 (Sat) 20:57:45 [Preview] No.31355 del
allergy meds don't work for shit on me sadly
i don't sell the seeds or anything, but i plan to do it one day when i can have a large garden of my own
all i did was get some store bought sundried peppers, mangle them in a bag, shake the seeds to the bottom, then just collect the seeds
heres some pics i just took

Anonymous 01/17/2021 (Sun) 18:27:08 [Preview] No.31380 del
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youve got a nice stock there. how large of a grow do you plan on having?

Anonymous 01/18/2021 (Mon) 21:56:19 [Preview] No.31421 del
wax & sealed the gourd, now its a perfectly viable canteen
it holds a nice 10 cups of water
gourd canteens are also a very desirable type, they're ultra light, & as durable as the average canteen, they tend to carry a large volume of water too
only a few plants, but since peppers have a shit germination rate, its best to have a lot
i got a lot of other plants in a brief case
i consider it one of the most valuable things i own, i'd literally kill someone if they tried stealing it

Anonymous 01/19/2021 (Tue) 02:26:26 [Preview] No.31422 del
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where did you get the gourd? i saw you can order some online but i wasnt sure if stores usually carry them. what did you use to drill the hole up top?

Anonymous 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:33:33 [Preview] No.31423 del
i got the gourd from a antique store, a museum didn't want them anymore apparently, so they just sold them
i got like 7 gourds, a few were free
even got an antique carved african gourd thats fucking gigantic, it has walls that are about an inch thick
aside from like 2 gourds, none of the intact ones seem to have been pollinated that much, as theres not that many seeds & a few had almost no seeds at all; normally gourds have over 50 seeds easily
theres websites where you can order a whole dried gourds amishgourds.com , a lot of sites have dogshit prices, but siterelated have great prices; never pay over $20 for a gourd unless its a huge one
to drill the hole i just used a drill, slowly carving it with a knife would work also
with the state my gourd is in right now, i could sell it for $100 on like etsy or some shit, people eat that stuff up; i don't know why, they're so low value you can literally grow them yourself
the gourd itself was about $2, the (pure) beeswax was $15, the cork came in a pack of 5 corks for $3, and to melt the wax i just microwaved it instead of doing the double boiler method
the hardest part is making a satchel for the gourd, on one i just used a beanie hat with some leather strung through around like a one of those little fake gold coin bags
for a sling i used an old purse's that was just lying around

Anonymous 01/09/2021 (Sat) 13:05:28 [Preview] No. 31214 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>Mozilla, developer of the Firefox internet browser, has argued that more must be done to keep Donald Trump and other “bad actors” out of cyberspace, prompting many to vow to never use the group’s services again.
>In a blog post titled ‘We need more than deplatforming’, the open-source software community said that Twitter’s decision to permanently ban Trump from its platform didn’t go far enough in weeding out “hate” on the internet. While blaming Trump for the “siege and take-over” of the US Capitol on January 6, the non-profit tech group argued that “white supremacy is about more than any one personality.”

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Anonymous 01/17/2021 (Sun) 22:51:59 [Preview] No.31391 del
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when will these retards learn that silencing the "wrongthinkers" wont make them go away. worst case you make some crazy fucker actually do something because you took away the only thing he had left in his life

Anonymous 01/18/2021 (Mon) 02:46:45 [Preview] No.31403 del
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yeah, look at alex jones. guy got way more cred after getting banned off various platforms, his viewership probably doubled

Anonymous 01/18/2021 (Mon) 17:24:03 [Preview] No.31416 del
Is this a sign of them getting desperate or simply them not letting an opportunity to virtue signal go wasted? Whatever happened in capitol hill wasn't even that bad. Yeah some guy farted in Pelosi's room so what? Shouldn't these politicians be happy what they feared worst didn't come to be? Nevermind. At this point in time going by Trumps actions there's nothing to extract, he's fucking literally doing nothing meanwhile a whole of bunch of companies are throwing slander at this guy, it's obnoxious and stupid. Or is it?
I would say the power of the internet is accepted at this point, especially by the MSM outlets since they've been completely disregarded by anyone with half an IQ point, so they're pushing for a censorship scam for the internet much worse than youtube purges. Media is a great tool, they know it and MSM has literally became useless to them.

Anonymous 01/18/2021 (Mon) 18:03:05 [Preview] No.31417 del
This is just what they always wanted, but were afraid that people wouldn't like, so kinda had to keep it quiet. They think they are too big to stop now. I hope they're not right.

Anonymous 01/18/2021 (Mon) 20:14:15 [Preview] No.31420 del
So, did you read this >>31280 ?

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whats his source of income? Anonymous 01/18/2021 (Mon) 04:59:51 [Preview] No. 31406 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
i love my man, but theres no way he pays all of his bills by running around with Newman all day. plz dont bust my bubble. i still believe he is our guy.

Anonymous 01/18/2021 (Mon) 16:58:23 [Preview] No.31413 del
He's on welfare because his single mom was addicted to meth and his apartment is rent-controlled because he's been living there since the 70's.

Anonymous 01/18/2021 (Mon) 17:06:20 [Preview] No.31414 del
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sounds like comfy life to me.. can just be and do whatever with no worries about anything

Anonymous 01/18/2021 (Mon) 17:12:48 [Preview] No.31415 del
Did you even watch the show? He was on strike from the bagel shop! He got money from the union dues.

Anonymous 01/18/2021 (Mon) 19:15:23 [Preview] No.31418 del
Fucking priceless
Thanks, id rather be toast than bagel,
But Christ is the bread of life.

Anonymous 01/18/2021 (Mon) 19:34:10 [Preview] No.31419 del
ive never watched from all the way in the beginning. lol ill check this episode out tonight

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oh no no no no Anonymous 01/17/2021 (Sun) 18:25:04 [Preview] No. 31379 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
i just blew chunks trying to down kratom without capsules. and i could taste my protein shake on its way out. do you think i wasted my workout from this morning?

Anonymous 01/17/2021 (Sun) 18:50:58 [Preview] No.31382 del
If you learned a lesson, it wasn't a waste.

Anonymous 01/17/2021 (Sun) 20:32:40 [Preview] No.31385 del
why are you doin kratom dog just smoke weed

Anonymous 01/17/2021 (Sun) 20:53:51 [Preview] No.31386 del
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ive had somewhat of a stressful month annon. i guess i needed something a little stronger this weekend. but i settled with weed and beer. i feel extremely cozy rn.

Anonymous 01/17/2021 (Sun) 22:41:33 [Preview] No.31389 del
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Kratom works magic on my pain (have a degenerative bone condition) but it tastes like lawnmower clippings and has the hydrophobia of the cinnamon challenge. Took me some time to get used to it without gagging. Still a concentrated effort.

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Anonymous 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:34:34 [Preview] No. 31365 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
does anyone just like to eat a whole lemon?
they're so fucking delicious that they're addictive
fuck yeah, i'm eating a lemon right now
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Anonymous 01/17/2021 (Sun) 03:13:07 [Preview] No.31368 del
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You never know.

Anonymous 01/17/2021 (Sun) 04:07:44 [Preview] No.31369 del
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Hai Anon, you want to drink sum of my special LEMONADE?

Anonymous 01/17/2021 (Sun) 14:40:26 [Preview] No.31372 del
A bit tart for my taste.

Anonymous 01/17/2021 (Sun) 16:00:07 [Preview] No.31377 del
I need this question answered once and for all.


Anonymous 01/17/2021 (Sun) 18:47:01 [Preview] No.31381 del
The rind is sour. The fruit is tart and sour.

free ebooks Anonymous 01/15/2021 (Fri) 04:00:07 [Preview] No. 31326 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
drop a link faggot. i forgot the good ones.

Anonymous 01/15/2021 (Fri) 04:00:40 [Preview] No.31327 del
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Anonymous 01/15/2021 (Fri) 16:21:14 [Preview] No.31329 del
Script to download every book from Standard Ebooks:


Anonymous 01/17/2021 (Sun) 01:40:35 [Preview] No.31362 del
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You can always try using dadadodo (qv https://www.jwz.org/dadadodo/ ) on the corpus of http://gutenberg.net.au/
That should give you a few decades of reading material.

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Anonymous 01/14/2021 (Thu) 09:23:27 [Preview] No. 31310 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
If a bugman eats bugs, does that make him a cannibal?
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Anonymous 01/15/2021 (Fri) 03:28:04 [Preview] No.31325 del
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do they fuck? i will kill all the off spring in the mothers face. the master class will have to find something else to feed us with. no more bugs. ever.

Anonymous 01/15/2021 (Fri) 04:43:43 [Preview] No.31328 del
>in a year
This year has only lasted two weeks, so far.

Anonymous 01/16/2021 (Sat) 01:50:59 [Preview] No.31337 del
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So, you're saying you don't really grasp how quickly those fuckers can reproduce.

Anonymous 01/16/2021 (Sat) 16:40:01 [Preview] No.31347 del
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im op , youre replying to someone else faggot.

Anonymous 01/16/2021 (Sat) 16:42:55 [Preview] No.31348 del
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im high af, im not op but the original person who declared war on bugs. yes i understand they reproduce really fast. yes i understand that even a meteor shower couldnt wipe them out. but you dont understand my people. plus i have some bugs infiltrating for us as we speak. please have faith annon.

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Anonymous 01/14/2021 (Thu) 03:11:45 [Preview] No. 31307 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>im on shrooms
>just watchted hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
>at the end most def character says he knows of a great restaurant at the end of the universe..

are we at some restaurant this whole fucking time?

Anonymous 01/14/2021 (Thu) 03:41:15 [Preview] No.31309 del
Nigger, if you have to ask . . .

Anonymous 01/14/2021 (Thu) 15:55:58 [Preview] No.31312 del
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I'm actually pretty sad they never did any of the sequels.

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a part of me believes one will be made still.