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Anonymous 06/22/2026 (Mon) 16:17 [Preview] No. 78463 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
how do I get better at correcting people?
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Anonymous 06/23/2026 (Tue) 21:05 [Preview] No.78495 del
>>78463
you are a nigger


Anonymous 06/25/2026 (Thu) 17:01 [Preview] No.78551 del
>be a smartass... literally
this is just a common sense question


Anonymous 06/26/2026 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.78563 del
>>78551
I want to correct them without being offensive or disrespectful


Anonymous 07/03/2026 (Fri) 16:40 [Preview] No.78699 del
>>78463
i dunno


Anonymous 07/03/2026 (Fri) 17:24 [Preview] No.78702 del
>>78477
good*



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Microslop Botware Anonymous 01/26/2026 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No. 74294 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uiX1Wn-lsPc [Embed]

Proud Linux and Windows 7 user here. LMFAO. I knew all the modern Microsoft operating systems were complete utter shit full of unnecessary bloatware years ago. This Windows 11 is a whole kind of new shitification. Updates are breaking the systems, it's slower than the older operating systems, it's literally full of spyware that steals and copies your personal files to their cloud, won't allow users to use your own files offline, takes snapshots of everything you do including your keystrokes (once considered trojan horse malware back in the day!)

How the fuck are plebs coping with this shit?

Meanwhile I got ISOs of Linux and Windows 7, my operating systems work just fine and I can pretty much access and do anything. Including torrenting and P2P. I can rip Youtube videos and store them offline, access them anytime I want. I actually own and control all my files without needing AI or the cloud.

People need to smart up and dump Microslop. Are the "masses who are asses" smart enough to bail their digital slavery shackles?
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Anonymous 06/23/2026 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.78491 del
>>77853
So far I have had no issues. The few that I have tried worked great so far. Lightweight, no shady online crack tool needed (already activated), simple interface, old school, simple, works for pretty much any software I have for Winslop. I'm not going to say every bootleg is great, I'm sure some are not so great, maybe some even suck ass. However, my experience was good after trying XP, 7 and 10 bootlegs.


Anonymous 06/30/2026 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.78639 del
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MPB ChaOS is a bootleg Windows 11 22H2 version made for TC&AXE by PasMater. It released on March 19, 2023 and was added to the archive on July 21, 2023.

This OS is a modified Windows 11 22H2 "Moment 2" ISO. It removes a lot of components from the OS, adds some wallpapers, modifies the icon set and that's about it.

The setup skips straight to the disk selection screen and the OOBE skips straight to the offline account creation, and later skips all the privacy questions.

It's mostly unattended.

https://crustywindo.ws/MPB_ChaOS


Anonymous 06/30/2026 (Tue) 13:12 [Preview] No.78645 del
>>77976

Why use some bootleg when you can have win 10 IoT Enterprise LTSC?


Anonymous 06/30/2026 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.78646 del
>>78645
#1 bloatware that hogs CPU & RAM
#2 privacy concerns due to said bloatware
#3 most bootlegs are activated by default, no registration needed.
>you vill own noffin n like it
#4 you can physically make copies of the bootable ISOs, you 100% own it, fuck Bill Gates and Klauss Shwab.

Big tech oligarchs don't want us owning our own laptops and PCs with free debloated operating systems we own and they are lobbying heavily against it, trying to push all of us into the cloud. That's just not happening to me.


Anonymous 07/03/2026 (Fri) 16:39 [Preview] No.78698 del
>>78645
>Why use some bootleg when you can have win 10 IoT Enterprise LTSC?

Are you kidding me?



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Can anyone actually explain how to end the Ukraine and Gaza wars? Anonymous 07/03/2026 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No. 78689 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The endless bickering the news proves that the UN and current international law are completely useless. They have zero power to enforce peace on superpowers.

I found this project on Change.org that outlines a completely new legal framework to structurally bind nations against armed conflicts:

https://www.change.org/GlobalGovernmentNow

Instead of just pointing fingers at who's wrong, shouldn't we talk about replacing the broken global system itself? What do you guys think?



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USSA Today Anonymous 06/27/2026 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No. 78586 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Yes, your rent is frozen in NYC. You know what else will be? Utility maintenance. Plumbing. Electrical work. Refurbishing projects. When the government condemns the building? They'll seize it. When they seize it no one else that has a lick of brain would ever invest in that city again. No more apartments get built or invested in. Tenants end up getting evicted. Socialism? You got it suckers! Empty dilapidated and falling apart buildings not worth a cent investing in and definitely more expensive to safely bulldoze. Better stay away from that crumbling infrastructure as the decades pass away. Enjoy.

LMFAO.
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Anonymous 06/29/2026 (Mon) 20:10 [Preview] No.78626 del
landlord jews throwing a hissy fit
>muh buildings will collapse
yeah sure I'll believe it when I see it


Anonymous 06/30/2026 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.78636 del
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>>78626
It has happened before.


Anonymous 07/01/2026 (Wed) 11:42 [Preview] No.78663 del
I can sympathize that rent is too high, absolutely, but why does New York City make it nearly impossible and extremely expensive to build new apartment buildings? Why are the property taxes so high? Why so much expensive burdensome zoning codes and regulation just to own and rent out an apartment building? Perhaps these high taxes and restrictive regulations are making supply scarce and costing everyone too much money?

Why is it that in less restrictive communities and States, where there is lower taxation and less regulation, apartments end up being far cheaper?

It really comes down to logic. Common sense. Either you have it, or don't.


Anonymous 07/01/2026 (Wed) 18:35 [Preview] No.78669 del
>>78586
KEK! Have you ever actually rented in your fucking life? They don't fucking fix anything anyway and it's worse in the city. I once had literal piss and shit raining down from the ceiling of my apartment, landlord told me go tell the tenant upstairs to get their waste pipe fixed and it wasn't his problem so don't bother him anymore. I left and he just painted over the piss and shit and upped the rent.


Anonymous 07/02/2026 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.78676 del
>>78669
That sounds very modern American.



Tard stories thread. Anonymous 05/26/2026 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No. 77829 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Anons, we all had one in class, we all knew one, and those of us that had them integrated into our classes definitely saw some events. post them with your fellow anons.

>be me
>be in 3rd grade, always had trouble getting chewed out by old hag teachers in class, but finaly found a teacher that wasnt a cunt.
>year was going great, made some good friends, teacher was laid back, even let us build cardboard forts.
>then, one day teacher lets us know we will be having a new student join.
>HE arrives.
>mythical somehow 200lb at 8 mexican creatura with no neck
>Teacher introduces him "class this is Jeremy, he will be joining our class for the rest of the year, everyone say hi!
>class says hi
>suddenly

>tard starts breathing faster, sounds like he is on the verge of crying or having a tism fit
>out of knowhere, he screams "TOO MANY NOISE" and proceeds to grab the projector and slam it onto the ground
>runs away while screeching
>tard rangler sees him, foolishly thinks she can reason with him
>no

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Anonymous 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:33 [Preview] No.77833 del
>>77829
That sounds hilarious, it's like having a down syndrome retard to make fun of in your own class.


Anonymous 07/01/2026 (Wed) 16:17 [Preview] No.78667 del
True story. When I was in high school decades ago I liked to fool around and goof off a lot. Some of my peers found it annoying while others thought I was entertaining and funny, some just never gave a shit. Well there was one hot girl (Jordan) who enjoyed my stupid juvenile antics for whatever reason, maybe she liked me, who knows why? Anyway one day she decided to pull her own prank on me outside the school with one of her friends. They hid around the corner of the school as I was walking out. As I was walking Jordan ran up behind me half barefoot and stuck her right shoe in my face. At the time I was like "wtf! this is gross!" and almost gagged, it smelled fucking terrible. They both laughed, even I had a small chuckle. It wasn't until many years later I noticed so many anons have foot fetishes these days. I still wonder if she had any sexual intention or if she was just acting like a childish goof with no real intention whatsoever.



Privacy Search Engines Anonymous 09/08/2025 (Mon) 19:45 [Preview] No. 71079 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Big search engines like Google track your activity and sell your data for ads — which is why a lot of us don’t search freely anymore. I’ll share a few alternatives I’ve found, and would love to hear what others are using too!

DuckDuckGo: Best for untracked searching
Startpage: Best for unprofiled browsing
MyAllSearch: Clean interface and an emphasis on user privacy.
Qwant: GDPR-protected searching
Startpage: Combines the top results of multiple engines, primarily Gigablast and Yandex.
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Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.76705 del
>>74185
The youth are screwed sadly, depopulation is coming soon, ready or not. If you are not at least 40 years of age today you are completely fucked, will never be able to retire, raise a family, own your own home and you will live the rest of your entire life in a completely dystopiac third world shithole.


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.76706 del
Food prices go up ~30% next year. Get ready.


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 21:22 [Preview] No.76717 del
Mojeek for simple search. It isn't like Google but it's something.


Anonymous 05/17/2026 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.77644 del
Savin'


Anonymous 06/30/2026 (Tue) 05:33 [Preview] No.78631 del
who's using what now?



MAGA Anonymous 05/13/2026 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No. 77520 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Trump Voters are the dumbest most inbred shit kicking knuckle dragging Pig ignorant easily led dumb assholes on the planet, it must be amazing to be this fucking stupid and to be proud of it.....
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Anonymous 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.77529 del
>>77520
Trump turned out to be another war mongering neo-con. Nearly all he promised and campaigned for was all a big giant lie. It keeps on happening whether you vote Democrat or Republican you cannot escape the constant lying, backstabbing and betrayal. Inflation was rising under Obama, Biden and continues under Trump. Nothing you can do will stop this. No matter who gets voted in Congress will always keep spending Trillions on endless wars and the surveillance state and the president will sign it right through. The former real America is DEAD. You are living in the USSA Today forever more.


Anonymous 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.77531 del
xi there looks like jackie chan


Anonymous 05/14/2026 (Thu) 02:42 [Preview] No.77537 del
Even moist critical or penguinz0 fell for the trump phone order deposit.


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>>77520
YELLOW PERIL FUCK CHYNA FUCK CHINKS


Anonymous 06/29/2026 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.78617 del
>>77531
>xi there looks like jackie chan



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Why do people still call China a communist country?

In all reality, China now has a bigger middle class than America does today and unlike in America the majority of young people live in single family homes today.

This wouldn't be true if it really were a communist shithole. So.... is our government lying to us about China?


Anonymous 06/28/2026 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.78601 del
>>78596
Our government and media lies to us about everything to keep us in the dark, dumb and afraid of the world. Truth is we are no longer an exceptional nations. Truth is there are other superpowers. Truth is not every other country is run down and poor as dirt. Truth is, some governments actually do serve their people better than our own do for us. Truth is, some "democracies" are actually very totalitarian, while others called totalitarian because they are simply on our government's shit list.

It is the same dealing control freaks in your life. We all know some. They'll lie to you, create a scapegoat, blame you (or somebody else) for everything wrong in the world. They'll tell you how much they love you one minute and be quick to stab you right in the back the next, typically over something very petty and insignificant. Same with control freak irrational governments. Once you know, you better not forget.


Anonymous 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.78606 del
>>78601
I absolutely cannot stand those types of people. I know one in particular all too well. Total bitch. Thinks she knows everything, yet she can be very deceiving. Always burns bridges too. Always has a scapegoat to blame all her problems on. You can't do anything right for yourself. She ALWAYS knows what is best for you so you better shut up and listen! A total authority complex. If you do something right and it works, but it was not done how she wanted you to go about it? Tear that shit down and be ashamed, poor white trash! I'm done with these kinds of people and I will never have them in my life ever EVER again. Ever.



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This is interesting indeed if true.

I'll make the first comment. I too have thought about what was taught for dentistry as a scam. The reason why is I used to get cavities when I ate a lot of junk food including candies when I was younger. But, later into adulthood I stopped consuming sugar and carbs, and stopped eating out. I got on a Keto diet and then, magically without changing any habit, no more cavities. Have not had one cavity since! Not one. Yet, I still only brush my teeth a couple times a week with hot water, nothing else. Just like I always did back in the day when I ate crap food. Same cleaning habit. It was the food that caused my cavities, or I should say the lack of sugar. Why won't they teach this in dentistry??? Maybe it's because sugar is a massive industry and racket for the medical and dental industry too?


Anonymous 06/28/2026 (Sun) 01:50 [Preview] No.78598 del
>>78597
>Same cleaning habit. It was the food that caused my cavities, or I should say the lack of sugar.
Oh boy sorry I fucked that one up. I should have said it WAS the sugar that indeed caused my cavities. Oh well, we all make typo mistakes!



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>OP is an idiot who does not know how to invest properly

There is a very simple solution preppers have been doing for many decades. Liquidate some fiat currency (USD) and invest in some private property in a safe rural town ~30 miles away from any big city, stack silver coins, fill up your pantry with long-term storable foods, you should slowly stock up basic essentials over time that you use routinely and focus on building up a surplus of hard assets to rotate over time (sanitation supplies/medical aid/tools/hardware/safe reliable fuel storage/etc), consider how you would cook food off-grid (portable propane stoves can help with that), have guns and plenty of extra ammo to defend yourself, family and private property. This fake and gay ponzi scheme joke of an 'economy' we have today is 100% rigged, it is designed to keep you a debt slave. The purchasing power of our currency (USD) is in constant decline meaning price inflation will always go up. If you are younger understand this and do your best to adapt. Do NOT trust predatory loan schemes like federal student loans for worthless degrees. You are better off finding labor jobs where you can get paid $22 per hour and not have to take huge loans. If you get a girlfriend you can pool resources together if need be but do not fall into the marriage trap. Also, you can save money on groceries by learning to cook your own meals using real produce from a garden, a local farmers market and/or Aldis discounted grocery stores.

Simply understand you live in a dog eat dog world. No one is coming to save you. No politician will fix a God damned thing or make your life any easier. Government only exists today to keep us down and enslaved by crushing debt (on the national level and institutional level). The corporate media LIES and DECIEVES. Wars are a racket to cull undesirable goyim cattle. If you can navigate this satanic pedophile Epstien class-ruled beast system, do whatever it takes. Also lay low and be very careful who you trust. Family and close friends tend to be the only people I personally trust today. Dangerous world, navigate it, sharks are everywhere!
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Anonymous 06/26/2026 (Fri) 12:52 [Preview] No.78572 del
>>78568
Some people who live more affordable, lower taxed rural areas tend to drive to the suburbs for better job opportunities. There are always older wealthy middle class boomers who need services like lawn care, plumbing, utility maintenance and repair, hell many even hospice care in their last stages of life. The only downside is longer commuting time which costs you more for gas.


Anonymous 06/27/2026 (Sat) 05:24 [Preview] No.78579 del
>>78570
By neoliberalism I'm referring to an economic system in which possessing capital generates wealth, whereas productive labor does not. We've basically gone full circle back to feudalism. Except it's a kind of neo-feudalism where technology and finance are the dominant forces instead of land ownership. And honestly, that isn't necessarily a bad thing. Feudalism is how humanity functioned for most of history.


Anonymous 06/27/2026 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.78580 del
It's always possible to get ahead if you're young and ambitious. Most of them however get stuck in place because they think it's still the 90's. They're chasing degrees instead of building stock portfolios or hosting their own AI or babysitting boomers and stealing their silverware or any of a hundred other things they could be doing instead. Nowadays all you get out of having a job is a little bit of extra spending money. It's basically a hobby.


Anonymous 06/27/2026 (Sat) 12:54 [Preview] No.78585 del
>>78579
Feudalism is tyranny, the whole 'economy' is fake and gay. I guess I'll just die drunk and wait for the nukes to hit if they ever do (hopefully!)


Anonymous 06/27/2026 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.78593 del
One of my buddies is working at a facility where they help distribute massive metal pipes, you know, the kind of pipes that are used for oil & gas pipeline projects. He is making around $900 per week. With a $500 per month mortgage payment on a small home in a rural town he's doing OK for himself. It's not impossible to make it without a college degree today, the fact is the younger generations are always being told to go to college and take out massive student loans doing so, so there is a huge overabundance of educated people with degrees all strapped to the chains of federal loaned debt and not enough specialized jobs. Meanwhile, labor-intensive companies need more hard working grunts all the time. Educated yuppies don't like getting their hands dirty so people like my friend are glad to take those trade jobs.




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