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How did the Russians take over and colonize this site? Anonymous 03/02/2026 (Mon) 03:25 [Preview] No. 74978 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Isn't Russia a third world civilization tier country? This is not a competent society or ideal society to live in.


Anonymous 03/02/2026 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.74997 del
MODER RUSHA STRONK


Anonymous 03/02/2026 (Mon) 17:55 [Preview] No.75019 del
exterminate russkies


Anonymous 03/04/2026 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.75080 del
3rd word country means low wages.
Low wages and oil money mean powerful government that can pay it's citizens to post on the internet.
There is not much else to do in a 3rd world country.


sage Anonymous 03/07/2026 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.75390 del
Why so many anti Slav/Eastern Europe threads on /b/ lately?



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Big Search Engines Anonymous 03/03/2026 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No. 75047 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Big search engines like Google and Bing are well known to track searchers activity and sell that data to advertisers — which is why many of us don’t feel comfortable searching freely anymore.

If you’re looking for more private alternatives, here are a few I’ve come across. I’d love to hear what others are using too!

DuckDuckGo – Great for simple, untracked searches
Startpage – Delivers Google results without the profiling
Brave Search – Strong privacy with its own independent index
MyAllSearch – Clean interface with a focus on user privacy
Qwant – GDPR-compliant, with servers based in Europe
Dogpile – A metasearch engine that pulls top results from Bing, Yandex, and more

Please share anymore Iv'e missed, I'm always curious to discover new ones.


Anonymous 03/03/2026 (Tue) 19:11 [Preview] No.75064 del
I can't believe you missed Startpage.
Are you trying to avoid it getting fedded or what?
Ixquick is one of the better ones -- they don't send your queries via a public POST nor list it in the URL when you search.
Normal search: blahblahblah.php?q=thing_i_searched
Startpage/ixquick: search.php

Easy. Update your list bro.



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Free Discord Bot Anonymous 03/03/2026 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No. 75057 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Giving away a Discord bot for free use for anyone that wants or needs an anonymous Discord bot not linked to their name or account that they use freely.

Bot token:
MTMzMTMyMDA(((THEM)))NTM0NzgzMTg1OQ.GX_zGD.Y-gBTF_bv8XHm6-jfyX-vi(((THEM)))WxoM(((THEM)))XPkaO0Xgk0

Hint for solving: (((THEM)))=2+2
Client secret:
Vc5T3CVW3rnEwK6V9vEBlXNm86sW6KaK
Application ID: 1331320085347831859

Comments:
Use this bot as you please, the owner is already banned so it doesn't matter what you use it for.

You can use an oauth2 link to add this bot to your servers or account manually.

The most important rule: DO NOT POST CP with this bot.
God bless you, glorious bastards. Enjoy.



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furaffinity Anonymous 03/02/2026 (Mon) 02:45 [Preview] No. 74975 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Looking for furaffinity leak.


Anonymous 03/02/2026 (Mon) 05:18 [Preview] No.74987 del
>>74975
there is no furaffinity leak


Anonymous 03/03/2026 (Tue) 00:31 [Preview] No.75033 del



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Его ВК: id793564813



i dont spread copypasta I create it Anonymous 10/13/2025 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No. 71648 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
You will never be a real Nazi. The real Nazi Germany was crushed like the pestilent pustilent pest swarm of abysmal failures at every single one of their documented missions before your parents and probably grandparents were born (zoomie lmao), Hugo Boss hasn't made those ugly shit-brown coats since the nukes dropped, you have no queer widdle beer trucker hat with wimpy pirate skull or Viking lightning bolts on it -- compensating for something..? -- and adrumf hither swallowed his own bullet as cowardly losers like you do.

You are transnazi, a nadsee larper, a terminally-online keyboard warrior who hasn't spoke to another human other than your parents or whoever's letting you couch-surfe "in between jobs" you've yet to apply to for months and haven't had even a wagie-cagie career in years or maybe you're on Social Security disability, collecting free autismbux for your self-diagnoses special-snowflakeism?

You've probably not even kissed a girl before, yet you think "your"* "political"* "opinions"* are the only sane path. You will never breed minimum of two each blond-haired, blue-eyed white children or even one brown-haired brownoid muttslime lookalike, which is only realistic means of saving the white race as per the typical zarathustrian ubermench cosplay idol Brendan Tarrant. You don't know who that is lol ignorant poser. You didn't even know the one true way to saving the white race before I just told you right now; if you weren't so busy super-spreading gamergate maymays ten hours a day bitching about reposting "ey, tone" maymays about the death camps you'd know a thing or two, ya fuckin' poser.

And you think YOU'RE in any position to save Evropa? You've probably never even seen a gun outside of Minecraft zombie apocalypse modpacks, and you have no idea how to filter rain water or from a river in the woods 100 miles outside civilization so you don't die of parasites, let alone the first thing about raising chickens or sheep or gardening with no technology beyond that which was available to anyone to at most the 1970's. Again, you think you have what it takes to be a footsoldier against ZOG? When you don't even have a clue about how to be a part of decentralized counter-insurgencies?

Real Zarathustran Übermensch Aryans and True Israelites would disown degenerated pond scum such as yourself and shoot you in your ugly face and obese belly and microcock before your bulbous misshapen half-poojeet skull cracked onto the floor, you crying your shit-brown widdle eyes out lying in the fetal position -- just like you always did before big sis kicked in your bedroom at 11pm to rape you with her newest plus-sized dog dick vibrator, dragon rabbit dildo, or just a broken cheap beer bottle after locking you to your own bed post with fuzzy handcuffs to make it extra kinky for you.

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Autisic works of fiction Anonymous 10/29/2025 (Wed) 05:16 [Preview] No.71961 del
Massive Blue Archive Lore Project: “Legacy of Light and Shadow” (868 pages)
After months of work, I’ve finished Legacy of Light and Shadow, a full-scale lore expansion for Blue Archive:
– 34–35 new schools with full structures, clubs, and philosophies
– 70+ new students with stories, designs, and conflicts
– Dozens of events, side stories, and a hidden origin for Kivotos and the Halos
Please see in the “Description” of the video:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W4nSzqBJvoM [Embed]
This is a fan-written conceptual expansion, not official, but made to show what deep narrative design could look like in the BA world.
Index: KOR p.1 / JAP p.1082 / ENG p.2048 / SPA p.2902
Lore fans, writers, and worldbuilders—feedback is welcome.
Written with respect and admiration for the world of Blue Archive.


Anonymous 11/22/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.72659 del
Americans say freedom means free food stamps.


Anonymous 02/26/2026 (Thu) 18:53 [Preview] No.74896 del
>>71811
>>71811
Adolf closed freemason lodges. He was never a part of it. This image is stupid



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Why would pedophiles like spanking children? Anonymous 08/15/2025 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No. 70729 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Apparently some pedophiles like spanking children. I came across some that have an onion forum for it. I even found some Russian guy asking in a public vk post for images from them: https://archive.today/https://vk.com/wall501760301_2

A little later, I coincidentally came across this cracked article, and it mentioned the site as well.
https://archive.today/20200913221449/https://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1760-5-things-i-learned-infiltrating-deep-web-child-molesters.html

That's where pic related is from.
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Anonymous 10/17/2025 (Fri) 04:53 [Preview] No.71745 del
>>71707
Does russia not care about that stuff as much?


Anonymous 10/21/2025 (Tue) 22:51 [Preview] No.71823 del
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>>71642
>I had found some archives of the darkweb site that said they were taken down due to an order from the NCMEC.

If you need more evidence that this exists you could just ask the NCMEC for the report about the site.


Anonymous 12/19/2025 (Fri) 23:05 [Preview] No.73431 del
>>71709
> Yo, gooning to cp it's fine wydm?

what do you mean "fine"?


Anonymous 02/25/2026 (Wed) 22:49 [Preview] No.74880 del
>>71707
did they say they spanked children in real life?


Anonymous 02/26/2026 (Thu) 18:48 [Preview] No.74893 del
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>>70729
>This dead thread gets bumped just in time for the schizo thread to go up
>(((OP)))

nothing to see here people



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Why are all westoids such stupid goyim who are used to living in their own little world and are incapable of stepping outside of it?

Write where you're from. I'm from Russia and live in Germany. I'm so fed up with Germans. I was surprised at how good an opinion my culture had instilled in me about Germany and how crappy this country turned out to be in reality.

I find it particularly funny that most Germans look down on us “Slavs,” even though in Russia, Slavs only live near Ukraine, Poland, and Belarus, and more than 50% of Germans are genetically Slavic.
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Anonymous 02/24/2026 (Tue) 17:04 [Preview] No.74862 del
>>74858
That's exactly what's funny. You are not an empire. I have been living in Germany for four years and I see that you have:
1. More democracy than Russia.
2. You hate those who are closer to you culturally, because you cannot hate barbarians.
3. You don't vote in municipal elections and think that something will change.
4. You don't participate in the social life of your cities and sit at home.
5. You burn bridges between generations, even though it's easier for you to find dialogue than in Russia.
6. All you can do is whine and write something on the internet.
7. You are unable to adapt.
8. You are uneducated, even though you have a good education.
9. You are stupid.
That is why we migrants will replace you. I am glad that there are many Ukrainians in Germany; they are really very intelligent people. However, you hate Ukrainians and other Slavs, even though they are better than the barbarians you deliberately brought in. And don't shift the blame onto your government; I'm not saying that I'm not to blame for the war or for my country becoming a dictatorial dump. You are simply pathetic.


Anonymous 02/25/2026 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.74872 del
>>74862
I am not disagreeing with you, in many ways I agree. What I was trying to say is the West is LOSING empire status. We were once an empire but now fallen. Much like the USSR. In fact I'm an American who openly calls modern America the "USSA". So yes, I know our institutions are corrupted and a joke. I know first hand about communists allowing third world barbarians into our country, I know our 'educational' system is completely broken, I know younger generations cannot afford to own a home or make a decent living anymore, I know our country is drowning in endless debt that is destroying the purchasing power of our currency AND as far as Europe they are in far worse conditions than we are because, unlike the USSA, Europe does not have a global reserve currency. Europe will fall first, and eventually if America does not correct our problems soon we will too.


Anonymous 02/25/2026 (Wed) 12:38 [Preview] No.74873 del
>>74862
>And don't shift the blame onto your government

It is a corruption problem, a deep seeded corruption problem with the West. Our politicians and governments are systemically corrupted, top down. They no longer have a vested interest protecting civilians or our lives or economic realities. To them it is all about maintaining power and control, nothing else. They would rather see civilians die en mass than relinquish a minute fraction of power. That is the real problem we face today.


Anonymous 02/25/2026 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.74874 del
Leftist Who Fled to Canada Over “Genocide Fears” Under Trump, Now Begs Canadians for Free Housing After Discovering Sky-High Rent, No Work Eligibility on Tourist Visa

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/02/leftist-who-fled-canada-genocide-fears-under-trump/

It turns out the grass isn’t greener in Canada; it’s just a lot more expensive.

A far-left activist and self-proclaimed “scholar of the far-right,” who goes by the social media handle “Nope Brigade,” is finding out the hard way that “liberal utopias” still require you to pay your bills.


Anonymous 02/26/2026 (Thu) 18:46 [Preview] No.74892 del
>>74856
>Why are all westoids such stupid goyim
>goyim

ok ((((((((((((OP)))))))))))))



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Died Happy Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No. 74059 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Source: Rechtsmedizin, Burkhard Madea Hrsg. (German Forensic Medicine Textbook by Burkhard Madea MD). Germany. Case from 2004.

Auto-translated. 24 year old man had intentionally caused the death of his 28 year old domineering gay partner. During the strangulation fetish session he was acting as a safe spotter. But was on purpose strongly encouraging the 28 year old to push it further and further, while hand “stimulating” his partner's penis so he would not want to stop. And when finally his partner went too far and had passed out, he just stood and watched him getting strangled to death. And immediately right after that calling police to report accidental death and that he had found him like that when he came to his home.

But police got suspicious. And upon further interrogation the 24 year old had finally admitted of planning death of his gay lover. As a self-defense against his partner sexually using him for months in very domineering degrading rough way, like a s-ex toy slave. With his hands being tied behind his back on many occasions. And blackmailing him by threatening to reveal certain legal issues from the 24 year old's past to his government job employer, if he dared to leave him.

On scene photos the deceased can be seen as he was found (right after the paramedics had taken away the life detecting heartbeat sensors from his chest). Sitting with his buttocks on a slightly extended part of the ottoman cube and with a belt holding him by the neck, zip tied to the leg of an overturned coffee table from above him. Thus keeping the corpse in the same position as when he got strangled. Mirror was placed in front of him, so he could to look at himself during the process and see his partner “stimulating” him. There were dripping traces of his dried sperm on the mirror. Indicating ejaculation before passing out. A metal kitchen tray was under him, so his sperm would not get on the carpet. Corpse’s penis also kept some of its erect status. A condition known as "rigor erectus"/death erection.
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He was 20 yrs old


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