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This is Your Sheriff. We have Automatic Qualified Immunity-! Anonymous 02/17/2026 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No. 74727 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Our Deputy has Pressed Charges on the Suspect. Believe it or not? We have a Lead in this Investigation, we Have a Lead on this Case. These are Our Deputies.

This is our Investigation, These are our Deputies.
And Believe it or Not? We have a key Motive on our Suspect. We are currently Investigating our Suspect.

This is your Sheriff, These Deputies are Serving YOUR Community.


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This is Our Investigation.


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Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.74780 del
lulz ITT



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for anyone who goes outside to touch grass, does the outside know of your 'chan' endeavors? Anonymous 04/16/2025 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No. 58447 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How many of you are open about using any 'chan'. How do people react when you tell them you use 4chan/8chan/endchan? I genuinely think if my boss knew about me using these sites I'd probs get fired, disowned by my family (I already am so it's a matter of speech) and my friends would probs think I'm a nazi.

For reference I'm an immigrant from 4chan (hello fellow autists this image board is pretty cool dare i say i might stay here for a while) but I rarely even use the shit people are so afraid of. I mean don't get me wrong I still go on /pol because it's fucking hilarious but /literature and /photography are more my cuppa tea. People don't even have a fucking clue about what they're talking about.
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Anonymous 11/25/2025 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.72796 del
My younger brother knows I lurk on Chans for the lulz and I haven't told anyone else.

Mainly because I don't want the dicktok normies in here. Chans are the last bastions of human connectivity and we gotta gatekeep it.


Anonymous 11/25/2025 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.72797 del
>>62615
>imageboards are spaces for rejects, bigots, and losers

People would go on here, say some wild shit that was contrary to all information out there, and actually be right. They'd just spill the beans.

Most people would discredit these guys as memers / liars because what they were saying was so outrageous. But I had been browsing the site long enough to know that they weren't joking. That's the point of posting it. Watching people call you out for lying is funny when you're not


Anonymous 11/25/2025 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.72807 del
I don't bother telling anyone about my internet activity. Neither do they.


Anonymous 11/27/2025 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.72853 del
>>72807
the feds bother


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.74777 del
Pretty much never tell anyone, though if they're clever and/or knowers they'll figure it out since I shit talk trannies and whatnot



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College and University Anonymous 11/14/2025 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No. 72371 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Did you ever go? If not, why? Seems like nowadays you can learn way more on your own than in school, though getting certifications/degrees on your own is a different story.
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Anonymous 11/17/2025 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.72490 del
>>72484
I agree, only thing I would argue is that we don't really have capitalism today it's more like a monopolized plutocracy and everything is highly regulated, power and wealth centralized under control of an oligarchy who benefit from the Fed's central banking endless debt ponzi scheme. Supported by BOTH Republicans and Democrats. It's not at all a free market anymore. There is next to no real consumer choice today. It's all hyper-controlled monopolized fiat faggotry most people just 40 years ago literally called communism.


Anonymous 11/18/2025 (Tue) 16:03 [Preview] No.72525 del
It's the mass debt insolvency that is the real problem. It's economics 101. You cannot create endless amount of fiat currency (effectively counterfeiting) without destroying the purchasing power, the value, of that currency. This is why counterfeiting is illegal for people to do, it should be also be illegal for governments and central banks to do it too as it is a national security threat to our future economic well being. Everything is going up in price because the dollar is constantly losing it's value, it's purchasing power. Assets and property don't gain or lose value, fiat currency does. If the dollar only purchases half of the lumber it could 20 years ago then construction costs double and homes become more unaffordable. Economics 101.


Anonymous 11/20/2025 (Thu) 13:49 [Preview] No.72592 del
Major companies like Palantir are starting to hire high school students because college graduates are a waste bothering with as the "educated" have turned out to be far less reliable, stupid and greedy. At least high school students are willing to get their hands dirty and learn new skills. If this is the future, so be it.

https://www.wsj.com/business/palantir-thinks-college-might-be-a-waste-so-its-hiring-high-school-grads-aed267d5


Anonymous 11/20/2025 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.72595 del
>>72592

What I would suggest our government do is hold the trade over the heads of the over-abundance of college graduates, that is to say make a deal with them. Learn a trade skill, get a job for 1 year, start paying taxes and we'll forgive their student loan debts after the first year working. No bailouts to the universities, no bailouts to colleges! Get rid of Obama's federal student loan program too. If these kids don't have enough money to go to college then they should be directed to vocational schools and learn a trade. This is what I would suggest conservatives push hard for, if they desire their country to be an industrial superpower again. Otherwise we are going full blown communist with a hard collapse and balkanization.


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.74776 del
Great way to waste tens of thousands of dollars.
Granted, it will open certain doors that are exceedingly difficult to open otherwise, and you can meet some qt3.14s too.



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You Fap You Lose


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Welding Anonymous 08/26/2025 (Tue) 17:08 [Preview] No. 70889 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
......Why is America SOOO Obsessed with welding?, don't get me wrong welding is a fantastic skilled trade and career path but they seem to be overly obsessed with it.
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Anonymous 09/16/2025 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.71242 del
We need more lucrative trade jobs, college today is a total racket especially with the days of AI replacing paper pushing office & accounting jobs.


Anonymous 09/17/2025 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.71251 del
blah blah bump


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Anonymous 02/16/2026 (Mon) 14:06 [Preview] No.74698 del
Student loans were a massive scam and now everyone with a degree is crying that they are broke without any jobs available to them. I warned you fuckers it was a massive federal-created scam!


Anonymous 02/16/2026 (Mon) 14:16 [Preview] No.74699 del
>>70889
Trade jobs are not as easily automated or taken over by AI systems. As a functional society we will always need hands-on human labor whether it be for plumbing, electrical work, construction, infrastructure repair and maintenance, farming and ranching, mining and resource refining.... you cannot have a functional economy without these trade jobs. In fact, society plunges into the third world without this essential human labor.

If you push papers and file documentation at some desk at a corporate HQ AI is going to replace you. If you know how to code, well AI will be able to code much better and faster at minimum cost.

Why are people obsessed about trade jobs? It's about to become the only job security you will have.



Hi, I'm asking for a loan or donation of 1699.16€ or $1930. I would pay you back around €100 per month and most times far more than that, especially if I get re-employed later (I'm a programmer) in which case I can pay the whole sum within two months.

dongdicks9000@hotmail.com is my contact email and Paypal.

I've tried most everything so far, asking relatives, Paypal Credit... I can't get a loan from banks either.

It's for pic related laptop ordered directly from Lenovo. Why? Well Amazon or eBay I won't try because I keep reading horror reviews of wrong specs etc, and they're used machines anyway. I do heavy multimedia projects most of the time, not just programming.
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Anonymous 11/14/2025 (Fri) 01:22 [Preview] No.72351 del
Nigga uses hotmail💔🥀


Anonymous 11/19/2025 (Wed) 22:59 [Preview] No.72577 del
>>72345
I don't care if it's a loan or a btc donation at this point


Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.74401 del
>>69215
See

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Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 20:49 [Preview] No.74411 del
>>74401
Or maybe you should try killing yourself


Anonymous 02/12/2026 (Thu) 03:43 [Preview] No.74616 del
>>74411
>>74411
You talking to me, the OP or yourself?



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Sabrina Carpenter revival thread.

Last year the original Sabrina Carpenter thread got nuked.
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Anonymous 01/21/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.74182 del
>>73661
another modern celebrity who sold her body for fame and money is all


Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 19:24 [Preview] No.74581 del
>>74182
Shes a CIA operated atomaton built to make young boys horny, ofc shes gonna sell her body


Anonymous 02/12/2026 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.74605 del
>>74581
>implying that they arent horny to begin with
RETARD


Anonymous 02/12/2026 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.74610 del
>>74605
Why do "you people" spam porn on our imageboard then spam C and the Pee at the same time? What are you trying to do here?



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i lowkey want a moid to yell at me for thinking he wants to hurt me
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Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 21:47 [Preview] No.74484 del
>>74483
I'd also ask the question what is porn and how does it work. Porn is informational copies of human phenotypes or sufficient mimics copied to another surface. Works by resembling the very features and behaviors we evolved to sexually engage in to serve baby production and family formation. So in terms of what people sexually like about porn, in terms of representation, porn can only represent the actual reality of sex between humans. I think you have the causality backwards. Very cute that you want genuine signals of care and compassion from a man, it's attractive.


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how about this?


Anonymous 02/11/2026 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.74587 del
>>74483
If that were true, you would fucking do it.

>>74484
>Porn can only represent the actual reality of sex between humans
This is why I will never date. It's completely over for women who want non-whore moids. It's so fucking sad, moids don't want love, you just want to rape and batter children.


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Anonymous 02/11/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.74599 del
hello!



Mah hekkin media Anonymous 02/09/2026 (Mon) 03:45 [Preview] No. 74551 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>goes to reddit cuz normiedia is boring
>reddit is full of midiq atheist manlets
>goes to 4cuck
>immediate kslop brainrape on /mu/
Do I rope?


Anonymous 02/09/2026 (Mon) 14:00 [Preview] No.74554 del
No, just stop relying on image boards and social media, use it sparingly. I typically visit a few sites like this every morning with a cup of coffee and then go offline for a while and do other things to preoccupy my time. Some days I don't check up at all, other days I'll spend a little more time if I see something interesting or worthy posting (as I did in that movie thread last night). If you rely on social media as a main go-to for entertainment you'll get brain rot and trust me, you are just wasting your time on dead sites in a hyper-corporate internet full of literal retards.


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>>74554
exactly


Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 05:56 [Preview] No.74567 del
NO brainslop allowed!!!


Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 13:00 [Preview] No.74576 del
>>74551
There's no "kslop" at all outside the general. You're retarded.


Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 16:17 [Preview] No.74580 del
>>74576
yezz anon chan!!! Korea is truly living in 2040!!! Im just a hekkin aspie!!



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chan Anonymous 07/28/2025 (Mon) 18:19 [Preview] No. 70543 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.74407 del
Damn that so crazy that this literally dead thread got bumped out of nowhere while at the same time illegal spam and regular simp spam keeps getting posted on /b/.

Damn almost like the same people that spam our board are behind the botnets that keep getting made. Because they make shitty threads and bump botnet threads and never report the spam that gets made.

btw we still have some spam left BOs and mods. It's been here for a while

Damn that's crazy. What a coincidence.


sage Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.74408 del
>>74407
Was referring to these 2 posts

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because this thread was dead and 404ing before these 2 "genuine posters" showed up like 2 days ago


Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.74475 del
>>74408
Can you tell edgelord on r9k that i stupidly miss him


Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 20:26 [Preview] No.74482 del
How do I get to Balkan Chan