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Suicide Anonymous 06/01/2024 (Sat) 04:50 [Preview] No. 51869 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What are some simple ways to kill yourself at home with as little pain as possible? I'm going through a horrible situation and it's always been this way so I don't want anyone to give me answers so I don't do it, I decided what I want a long time ago and there's no going back
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Anonymous 06/02/2024 (Sun) 16:07 [Preview] No.51898 del
i know from experience its useless to try to talk you out of it so just check out sanctioned-suicide.net might take a day or two to get approved but all necessary info is on there


Anonymous 06/02/2024 (Sun) 20:14 [Preview] No.51900 del
>>51897
>>51898
Suicide should be the last option only reserved if nothing in your life can be corrected due to extreme circumstances. In no way do I condone doing so, but sadly there are some people who have fucked up their lives and can see no other option. Therefore, if anyone had to do it, do it quickly and swiftly without pain. The only "pain" you would feel from a 10mm through to the back of your skull would be a split micro-second, not enough time for your nerves to even register that "pain" before you were dead. I say 10mm rounds rather than 9mm because some people have survived 9mm & .38 rounds to the head in some rare cases.


Anonymous 06/02/2024 (Sun) 20:53 [Preview] No.51903 del
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>>51900
i have known exactly 3 dudes who committed suicide, two teenagers and the last a married adult with children.
two of them hanged themselves and the last one took rat poison. I didn't approve of it before either, but now I think it's a good thing. People are not worth it, it doesn't matter


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Anonymous 06/05/2024 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.51925 del
>>51869
helium tank plus cpap mask tbh lookitup
don't do it though unless you're sure



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Taffer Anonymous 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No. 51645 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Thief Game Series Thread


Anonymous 05/20/2024 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.51660 del
What game is this anon and what console is it for?


Anonymous 06/01/2024 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.51879 del
looking glass crafted such an amazing story, i wouldn't be able to create something comparable even if i had a million years to think about it


Anonymous 06/01/2024 (Sat) 18:03 [Preview] No.51880 del
>>51879
Please help me... I really need $200 USD in btc because I have to Pay it and I don't Know how to do it 😭😭😭😭😭😭



Do you have a bf? How did you find him?
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Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 16:57 [Preview] No.50930 del
>>50928
Send link plz


Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 19:18 [Preview] No.50933 del
>>50925
so you came here to date some atifags?


Anonymous 04/17/2024 (Wed) 02:37 [Preview] No.50939 del
>>50933
just to try..


Anonymous 04/17/2024 (Wed) 02:43 [Preview] No.50941 del
no too many hemorroids


Anonymous 05/31/2024 (Fri) 19:17 [Preview] No.51863 del
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>>50864
I haven't had a girlfriend since high school. I got it just by approaching, talking. If someone already likes you you don't have to do nothing more. Now a genuine question: How do I fall in love with a 2D girl? 3D women are killing me



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Invitation to Endchan's Fourth Christmas Special! Anonymous Global volunteer 12/15/2019 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No. 25158 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Discussion thread:
>>>/operate/10818

Thanks.
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Anonymous 04/11/2024 (Thu) 00:46 [Preview] No.50760 del
>>50685
Fuck me is that a good movie to watch. Did anons like watching it?


Anonymous Admin 05/02/2024 (Thu) 20:34 [Preview] No.51323 del
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Bringin up Baby
May 4th
At 9 and 20:00 UTC
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Anonymous Admin 05/02/2024 (Thu) 20:35 [Preview] No.51324 del
>>50760
They did.


Anonymous Admin 05/31/2024 (Fri) 19:03 [Preview] No.51860 del
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Clerks
June 1st
At 9 and 20:00 UTC.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Anonymous 05/31/2024 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.51862 del
>>51860
That was a great film, remember watching it back in the 90s. Very funny. Although the re-released version was not as good (sure more footage but not as good or at all necessary).



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two jurors who convicted trump Anonymous 05/30/2024 (Thu) 22:42 [Preview] No. 51835 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
10459 212th Pl
Queens Village, NY
11429

637 Wilson Ave
Apt 1R
Brooklyn, NY
11207


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My President.


Anonymous 05/31/2024 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.51842 del
I absolutely will never fight any war for this government, ever. Not even if there is a draft. This government has ruined our democracy and once long-standing unbias justice system. Fuck them all.



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That's not Dog, It's Imitation.... Anonymous 06/07/2023 (Wed) 13:20 [Preview] No. 46782 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
John Carpenter's The Thing (1982) Discussion & Theories Thread
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Anonymous 02/14/2024 (Wed) 05:21 [Preview] No.49989 del
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Anonymous 02/14/2024 (Wed) 05:22 [Preview] No.49990 del
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Anonymous 03/06/2024 (Wed) 21:01 [Preview] No.50312 del
>>49048
>But what theories do u wanna discuss?
thanks, and any and all of them


Anonymous 05/31/2024 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.51852 del
>>50313
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Anonymous 05/31/2024 (Fri) 04:32 [Preview] No.51846 del
War today.



The Qortal Network Anonymous 07/26/2023 (Wed) 19:28 [Preview] No. 47241 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
There is finally a completely decentralized p2p video platform where anyone can share videos node to node, searchable and uncensorable. Anyone can join and load videos into the p2p network and anyone can view those videos too. You can install it on almost any Linux, Windows or Macintosh operating system. Completely free. It also comes with it's own crypto wallet to exchange cryptocurrencies too. The desired goal of the Qortal Network is to keep users in full control over the content they see and the content they wish to share, also minimizing the ability to surveillance other users as the network is heavily encrypted. It gets better: any normie can use this program! You do not need to be a tech geek to use it anymore, all it takes is a few clicks.

https://qortal.org/
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Anonymous 08/04/2023 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.47370 del
>>47363
No thanks.


Anonymous 08/31/2023 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.48247 del
Anyone trying this out, or is it dead too?


Anonymous 02/14/2024 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.50009 del
anti-sperg bump 10


Anonymous 03/09/2024 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.50370 del
anti-sperg bump 11


Anonymous 05/29/2024 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.51805 del
>>51803
fuck off spam nigger



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Encyclopedia Dramatica thread Anonymous 09/27/2023 (Wed) 21:26 [Preview] No. 48401 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Step 1: Go to ED

https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Main_Page

https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Special:Random

Step 2: Bring back the best, smartest and/or lulziest article you can find. Post it in this thread

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit!
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Anonymous 12/15/2023 (Fri) 22:45 [Preview] No.49122 del
Wanna know? Go to encyclopediadramatica.online for more information


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>>50356
Ack, ED is down right now


Anonymous 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.51787 del
>>51785
I know, Rest in peace, you will be missed.



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Random Cat facts Anonymous 11/16/2022 (Wed) 18:05 [Preview] No. 44523 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Random Cat facts

Cats have an extra organ that allows them to taste scents on the air, which is why your cat stares at you with her mouth open from time to time.

Cats are nearsighted, but their peripheral vision and night vision are much better than that of humans.

A group of cats is called a “clowder”.

Cats have whiskers on the backs of their front legs.

Male cats are more likely to be left-pawed, while female cats are more likely to be right-pawed.
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Anonymous 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:18 [Preview] No.48802 del
↨ßuʍP↕


Anonymous 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:08 [Preview] No.48809 del
test
*test*
*test*
[b]test[/b]


Anonymous 02/14/2024 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.49976 del
>>48809
Test board is here anon
>>>/test/


Anonymous 05/29/2024 (Wed) 00:31 [Preview] No.51783 del
>>48477
Cats make very little noise when they walk around. The thick, soft pads on their paws allow them to sneak up on their prey — or you!

Cats can spend up to a third of their waking hours grooming.

A cat with a question-mark-shaped tail is asking, “Want to play?”

Cats find it threatening when you make direct eye contact with them.


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>>51783
When cats hit you with retracted claws, they’re playing, not attacking.

When your cat sticks his butt in your face, he is doing so as a gesture of friendship.

Cats groom other cats — and sometimes people — in a ritual called allogrooming.

Thieving behavior is not uncommon among cats. They will often grab objects like stuffed animals, feather dusters, and other things that remind them of prey.

President Bill Clinton’s cat, Socks, was a media darling during the Clinton administration and was said to receive more letters than the President himself.