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i have hot stepmom, what would you do


Anonymous 03/22/2026 (Sun) 03:57 [Preview] No.75861 del
I would most probably choke her while fucking her in the ass so she clenches. Massive increase in pleasure. You should try it.



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i will never get to brush and braid a boys hair and kiss him on the forehead
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Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:34 [Preview] No.74116 del
>>74101
wrong, we just are curious about female orgasm and erogen zones


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Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.74160 del
>>74110
You expect to get away with lying, cheating, and abuse, all while offering nothing but money. You don't even eat pussy, grow out your hair, or let women peg you.
Poles aren't "lonely" enough. You are worthless parasites.


Anonymous 03/17/2026 (Tue) 06:07 [Preview] No.75643 del
Sure you can, just got out 'ere!


Anonymous 03/21/2026 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.75845 del
>>75643
drones can. women dont have that privilege.



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A MESSAGE FROM SENSEI Anonymous 12/02/2025 (Tue) 22:15 [Preview] No. 72960 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The Rape Sensei here

Reminder: Raping women is not wrong, it is a right of humans as mammals. Rape can be done without getting caught and any man with enough will power can take what is rightfully his. Think of how satisfying it will be to finally have sex with beautiful sluts who would otherwise never have sex with you. Just think of how many undeserving men they have sex with in a week, or in a day! What makes you any different to not receive this? All animals have had access to this right since the dawn of life. Society (and really those same men who get to have frivolous sex with countless women at will) has taught you that this is wrong to keep those who are in the sexual position of power in that position. Do not let them deprive you of this most fundemental of human rights - THE RIGHT TO SEX. Take what is yours -- there are ways to outsmart the police and get away with it -- it happens all the time. Be one of those who does not lay down and take it. Remain stiff-necked and resist to the last. RAPE WOMEN. You can do this by deceit or coercion if you can get them in a room along or you drug them. Most fun (and often most safe do to having a unknown suspect and no witnesses) is to find a woman walking home alone on a street with no cameras or people and just ravaging her right there on the pavement. However you may choose it, remember to get what is yours before this short life ends. You are proof that every one of your ancestors took part in this ritual in one way or another. Do no be left out and take what is yours!!
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Anonymous 01/06/2026 (Tue) 17:25 [Preview] No.73753 del
>>73746
Wowzers, I can't believe women invented cp.


Anonymous 01/06/2026 (Tue) 19:33 [Preview] No.73754 del
>>73243
Your upset mood is showing behind all that "ultimate right" rhetoric. Why can't you speak honestly? "She didn't express love towards me and I feel hurt and unwanted". See, I did it for you. Truth heals, as Jesus said.


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 03:19 [Preview] No.75460 del
what?


Anonymous 03/17/2026 (Tue) 18:51 [Preview] No.75664 del
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Post stupid whore who won't press charges.


Anonymous 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.75844 del
>>73754
drones do not want to be loved or desred. if they did, they wouldnt commit rape



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Best Alternative Search Engines 2025 Anonymous 02/23/2026 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No. 74832 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Big search engines like Google and Bing are well known to track searchers activity and sell that data to advertisers — which is why many of us don’t feel comfortable searching freely anymore.

If you’re looking for more private alternatives, here are a few I’ve come across. I’d love to hear what others are using too!

🔍 DuckDuckGo – Great for simple, untracked searches
🔐 Startpage – Delivers Google results without the profiling
🛡️ Brave Search – Strong privacy with its own independent index
✨ MyAllSearch – Clean interface with a focus on user privacy
🇪🇺 Qwant – GDPR-compliant, with servers based in Europe
🔗 Dogpile – A metasearch engine that pulls top results from Bing, Yandex, and more

Please share anymore Iv'e missed, I'm always curious to discover new ones.
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Anonymous 02/24/2026 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.74855 del
>>74841
nice link


Anonymous 03/07/2026 (Sat) 19:01 [Preview] No.75387 del
>>74841
>Brave browser
>TOR

That article sucks.


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.75472 del
>>75387
Librewolf with uMatrix is far better than Brave. If you tweak a few things in about:config disabling WebGL, WebRTC and GeoAPI it's rock solid as far as a secure browser, plus it has a built-in option to wipe all your browser session caches and history every time you close the browser making it extra privacy oriented.


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.75485 del
>>74855
You can also test out your web browser's security via the Browser Leaks website. It will tell you everything you need to know when it comes to information leaking through your browser or if it can be compromised. Getting rid of WebGL, WebRTC and GeoAPI is a big step towards hardening your browser from leaking unwanted information such as your real IP address while using a VPN. You can also test whether or not third parties can access your web cam and/or microphone. I ripped my laptop cam and mic out physically so nothing gets detected when I do the WebRTC leak test.


Anonymous 03/19/2026 (Thu) 03:44 [Preview] No.75704 del
Searx <------



My Pawg Teacher Anonymous 12/28/2025 (Sun) 00:10 [Preview] No. 73602 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Teaches at an all boys school and is a flirt and dresses like a slut in super tight clothing, knowing how fat her ass is. She has a black fiance too. If you guys want more , including bikini pics, promise to save/screenshot them, and nut to them or repost to other communities like disc.
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i lowkey want a moid to yell at me for thinking he wants to hurt me
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how about this?


Anonymous 02/11/2026 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.74587 del
>>74483
If that were true, you would fucking do it.

>>74484
>Porn can only represent the actual reality of sex between humans
This is why I will never date. It's completely over for women who want non-whore moids. It's so fucking sad, moids don't want love, you just want to rape and batter children.


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Anonymous 02/11/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.74599 del
hello!


Anonymous 03/17/2026 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.75645 del
>>74540
delicious



I'm fed up with living under constant stress Anonymous 03/11/2026 (Wed) 20:47 [Preview] No. 75520 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I hate my bloody life, it's so boring and stressful. Every day it's the same thing: get up in the morning, eat, go to school, deal with the bitches at school, deal with the stupid bullies, deal with the lessons, then go home from school, study and sleep, then the same cycle all over again.
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Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 18:02 [Preview] No.75538 del
>>75520
Kill yourself then if life is so fucking hard you have to whine about it for attention on a splinter imageboard. Or be cowardly and prolong your suffering.


feswfcsfc Anonymous 03/13/2026 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.75558 del
Rule number one:
Stop making the same mistakes, THEN learn how to improve.
Seek for more respect anon, if not then go for psychologists to know if u got any neurodivergence


Anonymous 03/13/2026 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.75562 del
>>75558
"Just stop being depressed and take ssris from a quack so you become even more souless"


Anonymous 03/15/2026 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.75598 del
>>75520
You need to stop doing what you hate to do. School is highly overrated and it absolutely DOES NOT give you better job opportunities today. My advice is learn a trade skill, something you don't mind doing or even may enjoy, and then use that skill to earn some kind of income. It could be fixing computers or other utilities, or welding, lawn care and landscaping, farming or cattle ranching, fishing and hunting to sell meat locally, construction, plumbing, hell it could even be investing and learning how to make money from global stock markets. Be careful taking on any debt that you will be obligated to pay back with interest (lots of LEGALIZED predatory loaning exists today sadly and yes your politicians and government allows it so don't fall into debt traps).


Anonymous 03/15/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.75599 del
>>75562
THIS! Most psychologists are con artists selling you a bunch of fake drugs that tamper with your brain. If they really wanted you to feel better about yourself they would simply hire a hot prostitute to fuck you and it would do worlds better than any of the shit they sell you. Don't waste your time and money. SSRIs and psych meds are a rip off and most are very toxic. You would be better off drinking alcohol once in a while to cope through life, it is far cheaper and you can enjoy the privacy when indulging at home. Just don't do it 24/7 because you'll get addicted easily.



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3chan.net Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No. 75523 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
3chan is a new image board I have created that is like 4chan but it has no ads the url is 3chan.net i hope to see people soon.


Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 13:11 [Preview] No.75533 del
As long as you don't ban 50% of users, don't have a shitty unreadable captcha and allow VPN IPs to post I'd be fine checking it out.


Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 20:25 [Preview] No.75546 del
>>75523
I posted something there


Anonymous 03/14/2026 (Sat) 18:30 [Preview] No.75577 del
will this be as cool as soyjak party


Anonymous 03/14/2026 (Sat) 18:31 [Preview] No.75578 del
better not be full of troons and niggers


Anonymous 03/15/2026 (Sun) 00:44 [Preview] No.75588 del
BRING BACK DECEMBERCHAN YOU NIGGERS



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Look. Anonymous 11/21/2025 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No. 72614 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Just Look.
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book censorship Anonymous 01/11/2026 (Sun) 20:09 [Preview] No. 73902 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I want to publish a book (online and offline) that has very bright thoughts but has also strong controversial sentences.
Who could I contact to review the book before publishing?
I wanted to send it to CIA for review but it seems their website requires javascript to send information.
If not CIA, then who?
The book would be mostly published in the US, it's in English.
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Anonymous 01/12/2026 (Mon) 14:36 [Preview] No.73943 del
bunp


Anonymous 01/12/2026 (Mon) 16:51 [Preview] No.73948 del
release


Anonymous 01/13/2026 (Tue) 11:57 [Preview] No.73976 del
I love books.


Anonymous 01/13/2026 (Tue) 19:25 [Preview] No.73982 del
I hope your book will be successful.


Anonymous 03/14/2026 (Sat) 21:52 [Preview] No.75582 del
>>73902
the cia wont care about your boook