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Oldfags from 8chan Anonymous 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:01 [Preview] No. 47811 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
any of you guys still around? I wish we had all moved here instead of the dead, worthless webring. That was a total mistake. The Zoomer newfaggots that go on there are so cucked as a generation. The nigger programming is deeply embedded in their brain. It is frustrating to even speak to them or look at their posts.
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Anonymous 03/03/2026 (Tue) 01:55 [Preview] No.75038 del
>>74966
loli is banned there you dumb faggot. 8kun is filled to the brim with bots, feds, and schizos as well. I haven't posted in that shithole in 8 years at least


Anonymous 03/06/2026 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.75150 del
Kikewheels is dead now so that's good. Fucking little faggot sold out everyone who ever trusted him.


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:00 [Preview] No.77054 del
>>48232
No I don't think you guys did anything remarkable


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:01 [Preview] No.77055 del
>>75150
He did fuck a lot of people over tbh


Anonymous 04/25/2026 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.77121 del
>>47811
People keep talking about 4chan on that /b/ board. TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE



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i can't take it any longer, i need to post frogs somewhere.
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Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:12 [Preview] No.77064 del
Something like this OP?


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:15 [Preview] No.77066 del
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Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 23:41 [Preview] No.77080 del
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I was looking for this thread for so long


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Anyone like to or know people who take pictures of their juicy shits and then later post them on imageboards? Yeah me neither



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How did 2025 go for you /b/?

Any plans for new years eve and 2026 in general?
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Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 03:10 [Preview] No.76419 del
>>75652
First 2 are doable on their own

3rd one depends entirely on luck and your location.

Use this information to your advantge anon


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 04:21 [Preview] No.76431 del
>>75660
I honestly feel bad for Iran because of trumps retardism.


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.76730 del
>>76431
>>76431
Dude I literally have a Iranian friend who's parents left when the Iran-Iraq war was happening. His Dad fought as a soldier and everything. And now all of this is happening to him all at the same time.

This shit sux man.


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 02:19 [Preview] No.76731 del
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>>75660
>Too old to be drafted but regardless, hell no I won't fight for neo-con zionist war pigs. Fuck the USSA Today.

You mean you don't want to die in a pointless Middle Eastern war for people like pic related anon?

Really? C'mon. Maybe fight a few times and then they'll let you go home scot free. Promise!


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:10 [Preview] No.77062 del
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Prices are going up due to current wars.

What do /b/?



webm thread #2 Anonymous 04/19/2023 (Wed) 17:41 [Preview] No. 46361 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
webm thread #2?
webm thread #2!

1st one hit the bump limit. >>22440
Save any video you find interesting in that thread before it 404s srs
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Animals = humans Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No. 76866 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Animals are conscious beings just like humans.
To eat animal, it is equal to eating human.
Humans = organized nazi mafia that voted/decided to murder other beings (outside the mafia).
Humans have almost the same skeleton and internal organs like other species. So if you are eating animals you are practicing cannibalism.
If you eat animals or commit harm to other animals or humans, you are committing this suffering to yourself. Separate minds/brains are just a illusion.
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Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.76924 del
And those sheep were all white, and their wool was abundant and clean. And all that had been destroyed and dispersed, and all the beasts of the field, and all the birds of the heaven, assembled in that house, and the Lord of the sheep rejoiced with great joy because they were all good and had returned to His house. And I saw till they laid down that sword, which had been given to the sheep, and they brought it back into the house, and it was sealed before the presence of the Lord, and all the sheep were invited into that house, but it held them not. And the eyes of them all were opened, and they saw the good, and there was not one among them that did not see. And I saw that that house was large and broad and very full. And I saw that a white bull was born, with large horns and all the beasts of the field and all the birds of the air feared him and made petition to him all the time. And I saw till all their generations were transformed, and they all became white bulls; and the first among them became a lamb, and that lamb became a great animal and had great black horns on its head; and the Lord of the sheep rejoiced over it and over all the oxen. And I slept in their midst: and I awoke and saw everything.


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 13:28 [Preview] No.76992 del
>>76917
Plants do not have consciousness.


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 13:42 [Preview] No.76993 del
>>76924
I will forever live Americana even if my life ends with a bullet inside my head. The Lord wills it.


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.77032 del
>>76994
What is this?



e-ink reading Anonymous 03/30/2026 (Mon) 17:02 [Preview] No. 76109 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
anyone here who is reading?

i finally got around to get a 12 year old ebook reader (for the unbelievable low price of 35€) and it is amazing and life-affirming to me. i had no idea how nice this is and i feel like an idiot for not having found this sooner so i thought i might share the excitement.

the main reason i got this is because with this i can read in direct sunlight comfortably and i am happy to report that this plan has worked out as expected. i can't do that with a phone or laptop because i would have to crank up the brightness all the way which drains the battery quickly and overheat the device, which is already getting hot just from being in the sun.

great little device, i blown away how beautiful the letters look like in the sunlight. this is like a computer made for being used in the sun and i hope this technology keeps improving though seems like progress on it is slow.

i thought the small 6 inch size of the display would be too small but turns out it isn't because there is this wonderful file format called epub that can have the text automatically fit on any size with any desired font-type and font-size. a pleasant surprise among all the technological enshittification!
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this one


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 20:37 [Preview] No.76945 del
i dunno i am still excited about this little device because i can finally read with this. i have not been able to do it for years. i'm reading about an hour or two every day.

with reading i don't have this empty disappointing feeling that internet videos give me, i have been increasingly unhappy with just watching youtube videos, i don't like how videos grab too much attention. when i read something, i can keep some of the attention to myself, i don't hyperfocus on details and i like how i can read slower or faster or stop without having to push buttons. also i noticed that this is beneficial for my sense of fantasy, my imagination is turning these boring looking words into worlds that are interesting to be in. i don't think i ever reached this level into reading. reading has always been forced upon me by the evil german education system.

i keep looking for books, i had so many books saved and now i bother to rename them and put them in little folders based on filetype. when my father asks me what is new i keep talking about how exciting reading is to me 🤣


Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:10 [Preview] No.76958 del
>>76113
i actually bought this display and then i bought a total of 8 cables, adapters and usb-video hubs so i can connect it to everything i have. it works but it is better with an actual computer then with a phone.

either i am missing something or android (lineage os in my case) really isn't good at connecting displays. i can only mirror the display, which means i have an app that changes the phones resolution to the maximum resolution of the screen, otherwise it will only use like half the screen. also i can't turn off the phone screen all the way, otherwise the other screen will go off too. also it forces some stupid tablet mode that makes the home button tiny and stupidly unresponsive and most apps have a black bar at one side apparently because of the camera.

so lots of stupid little problems, but it works and i'm gonna use it but i am missing an actual linux. android is only good when you use it on one phone as minimally as possible. i probably end up getting a little singleboard computer with a powerbank running as close to actual linux as possible and use it with keyboard and mouse.

i have an adapter that connects hdmi+usb to the usb-c of the monitor that also transmit the touchscreen, this is probably my best option.


Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 00:27 [Preview] No.76963 del
Got me interested with the first 14 words... GIGGITY!


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 00:00 [Preview] No.77019 del
bought one for my father, spend the evening setting it up so it runs without account, did manual update of the firmware via zip file and learned some more about ebook formats. hoping he will go more in the sun with it.

i've said it before, don't mind me saying it again: this thing is very enjoyable to use in the sunlight. i never found a way to enjoy the sun before. this displaytechnology is huge, don't miss out on it yall charming developmentally disabled people of color with complicated pronouns, autism and a wheelchair!



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U.S. "Doomsday" Plane, Sending Emergency Action Messages Past 24 Hours Anonymous 04/22/2026 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No. 77006 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
U.S. "Doomsday" Plane, Sending Emergency Action Messages Past 24 Hours

In the last 24 hours, the U.S. military blasted out nearly 100 Emergency Action Messages (EAM's) on its High-Frequency Global Communications System (HFGCS). These are the encrypted orders sent to nuclear submarines, strategic bombers, and missile launch crews. On a normal day, you get about 10. Let that sink in.
An E-6B Mercury "doomsday plane" is STILL flying over the Atlantic Ocean right now. It is dropping one Emergency Action Message every 30 minutes. Officials said it may continue ALL NIGHT. The E-6B is the exact plane built to command the nuclear triad AFTER the White House is destroyed. The Pentagon has issued ZERO public statement.
The HFGCS network is how Offutt Air Force Base talks to every nuclear-capable platform on Earth. EAMs relay National Command Authority directives — including LAUNCH ORDERS. Do you understand the scale of what's happening? A normal elevated day is 30-60 EAMs. They just ran NEARLY 100 in 24 HOURS. The last time EAM traffic spiked this hard was during active Iran-Israel reciprocal strikes in June 2025.
The E-6B has not been routinely deployed over the Atlantic — it is TYPICALLY a domestic strategic signal aircraft. They're showing you "routine exercises." They're NOT showing you or even telling you that the plane they launch for nuclear war is over the Atlantic RIGHT NOW dropping coded orders every 30 minutes.
Here's the logic — follow it carefully:
→ EAM traffic surges 10x above normal
→ Doomsday plane goes airborne over an ocean
→ Pentagon refuses to comment
→ Media stays completely silent
→ You find out from a post, not a press briefing
If this was routine, why are they running it at 100 messages per 24 hours?
If this was a drill, why is it still running as you read this? Complete silence. This is not a training exercise. This is nuclear posture signaling at a scale the public has never been briefed on.
https://halturnerradioshow.com/index.php/component/content/article/u-s-doomsday-plane-sending-emergency-action-messages-past-24-hours?catid=17&Itemid=101



Has Anyone Encountered the 'CypherWrks' Site? Now Dead, But Some Files Remain on cypherwrks.org Anonymous 11/16/2025 (Sun) 03:59 [Preview] No. 72450 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Not sure where else to post this, but I found something odd while browsing an old onion link
hhtps://kcmykvkkt3umiyx4xouu3sjo6odz3rolqphy2i2bbdan33g3zrjfjgqd.onion/ it used to load a minimal page with the name CypherWrks but now it’s completely dead.
I tried digging around on DuckDuckGo, both in the clearnet and through Tor, but got basically nothing. Then I started testing domains cypherwrks.com, .io, .net, .ia, .moe all dead or parked. The only one that actually loads is cypherwrks.org.
There’s a folder named Proteus with a few text files dated October 2025, talking about something called “filtrations” and a “Genesis X ledger event.” Weirdly, in the current clearnet version that line about Genesis X is gone, like it was edited out or replaced.
No explanation, no ads, no tokens, just static pages. Google shows almost zero results. The phrasing sounds AI-generated but also too coherent to be random. Maybe a hoax, maybe some old underground testnet?
Posting here in case someone knows the story behind it or remembers it from older chans (I’ve dug at 4chan archive without luck).
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Anonymous 12/21/2025 (Sun) 01:08 [Preview] No.73456 del
>>72515
can you repost this image? it seems like you messed up when uploading it.


sage Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 23:01 [Preview] No.74485 del
>>72450
The creators of this ARG story are https://www.erratumpress.com/consortium


Anonymous 03/06/2026 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.75155 del
Bump for reading later


update Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 19:37 [Preview] No.76794 del
cypherwerks updated. /Leaks exists now. Minimal files but juicy.>>75155


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.76990 del
>>76794
Has anybody noticed that the margin link on page 6 of the leaks emails jumps to a domain called “RAV index” Anyone check it out yet? (https://ra-vindex.github.io/index/index.html) Basically a GitHub repo dumping the scattered writings, manifestos and article’s of a Dr. Rodrigo Arellano-Voronov. That PDF breaks down his take on the Proteus thing pretty clean. Repo’s worth a dig on its own. Start with the 2017 drop The Archon Hypothesis. A full 180 on conspiracy theories. Fair warning tho: Voronov writes in his own weird strain of academese — takes a minute to parse, but there’s a glossary in there so you won’t get completleylost.