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3Bear Anonymous 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:19:34 [Preview] No. 32169 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
hey guys 3Bear here,
Image request thread - post your image requests here.

I have a request myself actually. Anybody got that picture of tumblrchan tied up with a /pol/ack Pepe about to shoot her with.. ai dunno looks like a mauser? Thanks in advance
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Anonymous 02/26/2021 (Fri) 14:09:17 [Preview] No.32673 del
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Oso III


Anonymous 02/26/2021 (Fri) 14:18:33 [Preview] No.32674 del
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Tres


Anonymous 02/26/2021 (Fri) 18:41:23 [Preview] No.32688 del
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drei


Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 05:17:15 [Preview] No.34393 del
I am bear..



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Anonymous 12/20/2020 (Sun) 22:38:15 [Preview] No. 30931 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Belle Delphine blowjob video
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Anonymous 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:30:56 [Preview] No.32580 del
She doesn't give good head. Doesn't look like she's even trying, Bella should stick to heavily edited photos.


Anonymous 02/25/2021 (Thu) 00:11:42 [Preview] No.32594 del
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This grill sux, so have a cute fox instead.


Anonymous 02/25/2021 (Thu) 01:05:12 [Preview] No.32596 del
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You kids and your HD porn!
*cough* *wheeze*
Back in my day we wanked to black & white low res drawings some other horny 13 year old made pixel by pixel, probably while fiddling his joystick.
*cough* *cough*
Damn kids, can't even tell what sex they are these days! I bet they don't even know themselves!
*cough* *wheeze*
Ack! I need to pop some more cough drops, must have caught that COW ID flu that's been going around. Well that ain't gonna stop me from drinkin' milk straight from the cow, if you know what I mean!
HA HA HA *cough* *cough* *wheeze*


Anonymous 04/16/2021 (Fri) 23:10:04 [Preview] No.34225 del
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OP is allowed but not farming questions?
Pardon me, no intrusion intended.


Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 05:16:52 [Preview] No.34392 del
BUMPPP!



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Anonymous 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:02:12 [Preview] No. 32542 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Eat. The. Bugs. (And you'll be happy doing it too!)


Anonymous 02/24/2021 (Wed) 12:05:46 [Preview] No.32545 del
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> have chickens
> feed bugs to chickens
> chickens lay eggs
> you eat the eggs
> sometimes eat chickens too


Anonymous 02/24/2021 (Wed) 20:45:04 [Preview] No.32565 del
not sure why but anything with a carapace isn't the slightest bit appetizing to me


Anonymous 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:20:27 [Preview] No.32574 del
OP do you live in Canada


Anonymous 02/25/2021 (Thu) 20:29:51 [Preview] No.32627 del
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not sure if i want to live in a time where i would have to do so


Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 05:16:33 [Preview] No.34391 del
buuMoop



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Anonymous 01/03/2021 (Sun) 22:40:33 [Preview] No. 31124 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hypothetically, if I was to suck my own dick, what set of flexibility exercises would I have to perform over a given period of time in order to be able to do that? Asking for a friend of course


sage Anonymous 01/03/2021 (Sun) 23:49:57 [Preview] No.31125 del
>reddit moment thread


Anonymous 01/04/2021 (Mon) 06:40:02 [Preview] No.31138 del
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FAGGOT


Anonymous 02/25/2021 (Thu) 20:45:26 [Preview] No.32631 del
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just do it. if you cant then the reason is most likely that you are obese and the solution is to lose weight


Anonymous 02/25/2021 (Thu) 23:56:50 [Preview] No.32640 del
>>31124
I think your back would break before that happened OP


Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 05:16:04 [Preview] No.34390 del
bumpoop



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Anonymous 02/12/2021 (Fri) 21:41:47 [Preview] No. 32237 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
im thinking about getting a wii 3 (switch), is it worth it?
i was saving till it got real upgrades, and it worked for first big upgrade, but after that theres been nothing whatsoever about the "switch pro"
theres a lot of talk about the switch pro not coming out at least after currentyear
i know about the joycon issues & such, but i don't really care, i just don't want to buy the equivalent of an playstation 1, all to have them announce what basically the PS5 a month later
i just wanna play some nice vidya
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Anonymous 02/13/2021 (Sat) 20:13:49 [Preview] No.32263 del
>>32245
yeah, i've noticed that nintendo has been acting pretty shitty, i was kinda worried about that in a way, but also i don't see how it wold directly affect me that much
i don't mind the low performance, i'm already used to playing a 2012 craptop
>You can just trade in your old switch for a new pro if it ever comes out anon
i'll just probably give it as a gift to someone
ima buy it /b/ros


Anonymous 02/15/2021 (Mon) 00:52:52 [Preview] No.32280 del
>>32263
>i don't mind the low performance, i'm already used to playing a 2012 craptop

Same here

>ima buy it /b/ros
Cool. Let us know how it's like having it. I was thinking of getting one for the new Smash bros


Anonymous 02/15/2021 (Mon) 00:53:44 [Preview] No.32281 del
Although this may be a better idea

>i'll just probably give it as a gift to someone

Could be a lot better than buying it for yourself. People love getting gifts. Just be sure that it's for someone who actually likes playing games


Anonymous 02/26/2021 (Fri) 00:07:33 [Preview] No.32645 del
So did end up getting it OP? >>32237


Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 05:14:55 [Preview] No.34389 del
Any update on the thread?



2020 shall be the most important year in human history. Anonymous 01/01/2020 (Wed) 20:38:46 [Preview] No. 25370 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Just wait and see.
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Anonymous 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:10:15 [Preview] No.32533 del
>>32519
That sounds fucked up. Maybe he knew something and they wanted to get rid of him


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>>32522
>he thinks biden will do anything


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verry impor tant


Anonymous 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:15:18 [Preview] No.32573 del
>>32527
DOTA is still pretty good to play though


Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 05:13:35 [Preview] No.34387 del
pushing this thread up



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Post 10/10s works of art Anonymous 03/20/2021 (Sat) 23:14:37 [Preview] No. 33224 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
ITT: Post things you believe are literal 10/10s. Anything you want

>Music/music album
>Film
>Art
>Videogame
>Book
>TV show
etc
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Anonymous 04/13/2021 (Tue) 06:18:54 [Preview] No.34122 del
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>>33823
And Fallout New Vegas, along with Deus Ex


Anonymous 04/13/2021 (Tue) 06:33:02 [Preview] No.34123 del
>album
surrenderdorothy - itstheleastwecando
>film
leon the professional
>art
Yashimoto
>vidya
Cruelty Squad, Hitman Blood Money, Persona 5, MGS3
>TV Show
The Wire


Anonymous 04/15/2021 (Thu) 17:03:37 [Preview] No.34181 del
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This is a perfect pop album. Nothing can ever top this


Anonymous 04/15/2021 (Thu) 17:29:08 [Preview] No.34183 del
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>albums
Spirit Phone and Cosmicandy


Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 03:54:11 [Preview] No.34375 del
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>>33224
>ITT: Post things you believe are literal 10/10s. Anything you want

Endchan.net
Endchan.gg

You're welcome



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Greatest movie ever? Anonymous 04/15/2021 (Thu) 02:33:55 [Preview] No. 34177 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What is the greatest movie ever made? And why is it Killer Bean Forever 4K - Official movie?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qyYHWkVWQ4o [Embed]

**The director for this movie, Jeff Lew, also worked on Underworld: Awakening,
Transformers: Dark of the Moon, TRON: Legacy, Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Looney Tunes: Back in Action, The Matrix Reloaded, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, X-Men and The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man. Among other things The movie is also unironically good. It starts slow, but really picks up along the way**


Anonymous 04/15/2021 (Thu) 23:03:07 [Preview] No.34194 del
well I know what we're watching next movie night


Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 23:50:50 [Preview] No.34322 del
what kind of a bean
is he?


Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 03:41:59 [Preview] No.34368 del
>>34194
Unironically give it a shot. You get the impression it's a silly movie at the start, but it gets good from the middle onwards

It was also made single handedly by one guy in the span of 3 years, which is very impressive IMHO


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>>34322
>what kind of a bean is he?

A coffee bean. A bit of a silly choice, but mercenaries and hired guns I.E Killer bean probably need to be awake for long periods of times to carry out their jobs properly. The producer probably decided to run with it

The main bad guy is called cappuccino and has a South American/Colombian accent. What happens to him is...

Well, I'm not going to spoil the movie, so best just to watch it on your own time



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Anonymous 04/20/2021 (Tue) 23:21:53 [Preview] No. 34343 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
happy birthday, Hitler!


Anonymous 04/20/2021 (Tue) 23:28:45 [Preview] No.34346 del
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He's be 132 if he'd've managed to survive his first dance party.


Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 00:46:37 [Preview] No.34358 del
>>34346
Did he died?



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Starting a race war the scientific way Anonymous 04/18/2021 (Sun) 02:12:55 [Preview] No. 34265 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you want to know how to really start a race war? I know how. Science. It's easy.

> Oxytocin (Oxt) is a peptide hormone and neuropeptide. It plays a role in social bonding...

> Biological function: Bonding, Human ingroup bonding

> Oxytocin can increase positive attitudes, such as bonding, toward individuals with similar characteristics, who then become classified as "in-group" members, whereas individuals who are dissimilar become classified as "out-group" members. Race can be used as an example of in-group and out-group tendencies because society often categorizes individuals into groups based on race (Caucasian, African American, Latino, etc.). One study that examined race and empathy found that participants receiving nasally administered oxytocin had stronger reactions to pictures of in-group members making pained faces than to pictures of out-group members with the same expression. Moreover, individuals of one race may be more inclined to help individuals of the same race than individuals of another race when they are experiencing pain. Oxytocin has also been implicated in lying when lying would prove beneficial to other in-group members. In a study where such a relationship was examined, it was found that when individuals were administered oxytocin, rates of dishonesty in the participants' responses increased for their in-group members when a beneficial outcome for their group was expected. Both of these examples show the tendency of individuals to act in ways that benefit those considered to be members of their social group, or in-group.

> Oxytocin is not only correlated with the preferences of individuals to associate with members of their own group, but it is also evident during conflicts between members of different groups. During conflict, individuals receiving nasally administered oxytocin demonstrate more frequent defense-motivated responses toward in-group members than out-group members. Further, oxytocin was correlated with participant desire to protect vulnerable in-group members, despite that individual's attachment to the conflict. Similarly, it has been demonstrated that when oxytocin is administered, individuals alter their subjective preferences in order to align with in-group ideals over out-group ideals. These studies demonstrate that oxytocin is associated with intergroup dynamics. Further, oxytocin influences the responses of individuals in a particular group to those of another group. The in-group bias is evident in smaller groups; however, it can also be extended to groups as large as one's entire country leading toward a tendency of strong national zeal. A study done in the Netherlands showed that oxytocin increased the in-group favoritism of their nation while decreasing acceptance of members of other ethnicities and foreigners. People also show more affection for their country's flag while remaining indifferent to other cultural objects when exposed to oxytocin. It has thus been hypothesized that this hormone may be a factor in xenophobic tendencies secondary to this effect. Thus, oxytocin appears to affect individuals at an international level where the in-group becomes a specific "home" country and the out-group grows to include all other countries.

So basically oxytocin is a hormone of nationalism.

The only thing I have to do now is to promote oxytocin supplements among people of my own race (Slavs) and at the same time promote oxytocin blockers (oxytocin antagonists) among the enemey race (Germans). That will cause my people to become more nationalistic and our enemies to become huge cucks.

We are going to win after all!
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Anonymous 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:21:38 [Preview] No.34325 del
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>>34318
It's true. Everyone needs Jesus: even the fucking retards.


Anonymous 04/20/2021 (Tue) 16:33:15 [Preview] No.34330 del
its old news OP. Cambridge Analytica and Russia already did this. they scienced and put orange supremacist loser trump into white supreme house and


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white cops killing black people three times a day is one way to keep a race war going


Anonymous 04/20/2021 (Tue) 23:26:33 [Preview] No.34345 del
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>>34335
Cops all told only kill something like 500 niggers a year. That's less than 2 per day. Black cops are _more_ likely (almost twice, actually) to kill a black suspect than white cops are on a per-incident basis. Which, ignoring all the beaner cops and the rare asian cop (outside of SeaTac and Clownifornia) means that white cops only kill around 350 niggers per year. Or about one a day. Which is not a very good start, if you ask me.


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>>34330
Great impression of a retarded person.