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Anonymous 02/09/2026 (Mon) 22:28 [Preview] No. 74562 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Humans are 2 legged creatures from earth, a planet that is 75% water.
Humans are know for their wide variety of penis shapes and sizes, and for their disturbing and puke inducing sexual deviances.
Human government type is democracy, where the slaves vote between 2 random humans while somehow believing those humans dont work for the same group.
Humans smell bad, have awful tastes in media and fashion, are long lived and sweat piss.


Anonymous 02/12/2026 (Thu) 00:23 [Preview] No.74606 del
>>74562
sweat piss????? is OP a hoosier?


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Anonymous 01/27/2026 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No. 74325 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I have no future just applying for jobs. Think I've sent about 780 IT applications and only one landed me a dev job years ago.

I'll learn any old or obscure language if it just means it gets me work. Worth still learning COBOL? The other part of me wants to become a hacker because I'm tired and angry.
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Anonymous 02/03/2026 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.74452 del
Alright how do I really start hacking or attacking? Let's say I wanna take down and wipe a website. What do I need to know?


Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.74467 del
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DO IT LEARN COBOL


Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.74469 del
>>74467
How should I start? Also more input from pros if cobol is really worth it... all appreciated!


Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 20:46 [Preview] No.74582 del
I think I wanna learn Rust or Golang


Anonymous 02/11/2026 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.74600 del
>>74404
Get into plumbing in a higher priced suburban community full of boomers. You'll thank me later.


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Anonymous 01/09/2026 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No. 73814 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
i lowkey want a moid to yell at me for thinking he wants to hurt me
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Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 21:47 [Preview] No.74484 del
>>74483
I'd also ask the question what is porn and how does it work. Porn is informational copies of human phenotypes or sufficient mimics copied to another surface. Works by resembling the very features and behaviors we evolved to sexually engage in to serve baby production and family formation. So in terms of what people sexually like about porn, in terms of representation, porn can only represent the actual reality of sex between humans. I think you have the causality backwards. Very cute that you want genuine signals of care and compassion from a man, it's attractive.


Anonymous 02/08/2026 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.74540 del
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how about this?


Anonymous 02/11/2026 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.74587 del
>>74483
If that were true, you would fucking do it.

>>74484
>Porn can only represent the actual reality of sex between humans
This is why I will never date. It's completely over for women who want non-whore moids. It's so fucking sad, moids don't want love, you just want to rape and batter children.


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Anonymous 02/11/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.74599 del
hello!


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Anonymous 09/16/2025 (Tue) 02:37 [Preview] No. 71217 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hazel AI
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Anonymous 02/07/2026 (Sat) 17:30 [Preview] No.74525 del
>>74493
>>74374
yum yum tities!


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Just have Sex, Incel. Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 21:54 [Preview] No. 74583 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
You’re a Virgin Looser…


Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 21:56 [Preview] No.74584 del
You did Disgusting and Gay things inside of her-! Just admit it you Weaboo, Virgin, Incel-!


sage Anonymous 02/12/2026 (Thu) 03:37 [Preview] No.74612 del
>>74583
why do "you people" always spam our imageboard with porn and then slide in Cee and P between all the spam? What are you trying to do here?


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Mah hekkin media Anonymous 02/09/2026 (Mon) 03:45 [Preview] No. 74551 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>goes to reddit cuz normiedia is boring
>reddit is full of midiq atheist manlets
>goes to 4cuck
>immediate kslop brainrape on /mu/
Do I rope?


Anonymous 02/09/2026 (Mon) 14:00 [Preview] No.74554 del
No, just stop relying on image boards and social media, use it sparingly. I typically visit a few sites like this every morning with a cup of coffee and then go offline for a while and do other things to preoccupy my time. Some days I don't check up at all, other days I'll spend a little more time if I see something interesting or worthy posting (as I did in that movie thread last night). If you rely on social media as a main go-to for entertainment you'll get brain rot and trust me, you are just wasting your time on dead sites in a hyper-corporate internet full of literal retards.


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>>74554
exactly


Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 05:56 [Preview] No.74567 del
NO brainslop allowed!!!


Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 13:00 [Preview] No.74576 del
>>74551
There's no "kslop" at all outside the general. You're retarded.


Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 16:17 [Preview] No.74580 del
>>74576
yezz anon chan!!! Korea is truly living in 2040!!! Im just a hekkin aspie!!


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I had Sex with Nastassia. Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No. 74573 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have you?

It felt so good, and I Cried loudly.

You, Fed viewers? Limp-Dick… pfft…Virgins.
Your wives went for another Black Man tonight…!


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Natalija Bleikur/thenataliya/Thenatalijaa Anonymous 02/09/2026 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No. 74553 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
yo I'm trying to find all of her socials and vids again she did some videos having sex with some middle aged guy and some of his friends there were some previews of them then nothing and it now seems like she's just vanished off of the face of the earth her main onlyfans accounts are now all 404'ed and it seems like she just disappeared


Anonymous 02/09/2026 (Mon) 15:53 [Preview] No.74556 del
That's just the reality of the internet, not everything stays online permanently. I would highly recommend getting an open source web scraper and some 4TB to 8TB external drives, just start collecting all your favorite online media and throwing it onto external drives and when finished store them for offline use and future reference. Make multiple copies of this media on other backup drives so if one drive were to crash or get corrupted you would have a spare backup and not lose those files forever. For every drive you should have at minimum one spare backup drive. This costs money but it's the only way to keep your files safe long-term.


Anonymous 02/09/2026 (Mon) 19:14 [Preview] No.74557 del
>>74556
Use shit like radicle and buzzheavier, also learn2torrent torrent and multi archive.

https://app.radicle.xyz/nodes/rad.spacetime.technology/rad%3Az31H2pZbCACNdpc9sR8iYt9hCSBy6


Thenatalijaa Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 06:30 [Preview] No.74571 del
>>74557
Uploaded here

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SoyBlog Anonymous 02/09/2026 (Mon) 04:42 [Preview] No. 74552 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
custom emoticons - great moderation - actual blogging
no degeneracy - better UI - free speech - gemmy posts

https://soyblog.forumotion.com

get in there nigga


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