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what would you wish for with a genie?
>a job that lets me choose my hours
>james madison marries me
>james madison is weaker than a woman
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Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.76078 del
Her to become my sex slave for life. 1 Billion dollars to buy whatever the hell I want the rest of my life. Removal of corrupt politicians from all positions of power.


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.76081 del
>>76078
how'd you gonna buy politicians from all yo mone then?


Anonymous 03/30/2026 (Mon) 13:45 [Preview] No.76100 del
>>76081
That is one of the biggest problems we have today in America. Everyone is up for sale. There is no integrity, no ethics, no moral, not even remorse anymore. When you can bribe whole governments to oppress their people for your own selfish benefit you no longer live in a free or prosperous country. You live in a third world failed state and that is what the US has become.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 00:04 [Preview] No.76385 del
1. The number of hours also determines your pay, needing to still be working 9 to 5 to afford rent.
2. Cool
3. He is weaker than a pro-wrestler woman, being able to whip your ass


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.76651 del
>>76385
1: i live with my mom, most ppl my age do
3: girl, you know that's not what "a woman" means.



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Attention all schizos!!!! Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No. 76649 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This group NEED your help, they want u to post max of gore, poop, nasty images u have. Post anything, they begging non stop for it, what are u waiting? LETS SPAMMM https://t.me/curitiba20



Any chance someone had saved the Futaba Sakura edit (removing speech bubbles but not from picrel) I made some months ago? lol


Anonymous 03/27/2026 (Fri) 18:43 [Preview] No.76030 del
cute


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.76646 del
What are speech bubbles and who drew this pic? Is there more?


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.76648 del
>>76646
>What are speech bubbles
There you go zoomer



[yellow]anon[/yellow]
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Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.76637 del
_ty_


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.76638 del
[i]ax[/i]


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.76639 del
*asd *


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.76640 del
*TYU*+


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.76643 del
Fuck off.



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You want some? Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No. 76611 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Mmm…Qué Rico…



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hmu Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 00:57 [Preview] No. 76063 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
dale.crook@proton.me

sub bear with no limits


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 01:07 [Preview] No.76064 del
faggot


bump Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 03:19 [Preview] No.76124 del


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.76610 del
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Aye Qué Rico…



Яблочная мандавошка Anonymous 03/17/2026 (Tue) 00:44 [Preview] No. 75636 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
иногда мне нужно место, где мои мысли читаются как шитпост, а не лингво-экспертизой.

апдейтов не будет, планов - тоже.

и помни, моль - только смерть заткнёт моё поганое хлебало!
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Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.76073 del
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этой весной стало заметно чаще переворачиваться настроение чуть ли не циклотимичным ритмом. для его стабилизации мне точно потребуются наркотики


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.76216 del
Is it okay for vampires to drink alcohol?


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.76226 del
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>>76216
of course. we are particularly fond of dry red wine — not fortified with grape alcohol, but with blood.


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 20:10 [Preview] No.76596 del
мечты мечтами, но былое не вернёшь.3ау


Prostitution and Cryptocurrency Scam Group Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.76603 del
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Natalie rupnow is genuinely so gorgeous. I could have changed her. She’s so beautiful. I could have changed her. :c
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Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.76588 del
i dont need to, im perfect as is. she is gorgeous though and should have been mine >_<


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.76591 del
>>76588
You're fantasizing about a mass murderer who killed herself too, yeah you do need to change.


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 18:29 [Preview] No.76595 del
>>76559
i want to eat her cunt with a gun to my head.


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 23:41 [Preview] No.76600 del
>>76591
I’m fantasising about saving a gorgeous girl and multiple people by imagining myself fixing her


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 23:42 [Preview] No.76601 del
>>76595
That’s horrible, gooner vs yearner I suppose :c



first post Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 21:18 [Preview] No. 76597 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Idk what to post about



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