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Keir Stalin Anonymous 02/17/2026 (Tue) 19:13 [Preview] No. 74735 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=i9FjDUelFS4 [Embed]


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 15:56 [Preview] No.74790 del
Everyone hates this POS and these corrupt puppets running our nations into the ground.

I will actively boycott any service that requires an ID or facial recognition. Decentralized P2P and bit torrenting is the future. So is open-source Linux. So is open-source alternatives of communication, which will increasingly become decentralized. All the major corporations that impose the AI surveillance state will lose massive profits and potential customers. The era of piracy and open-source is back and there is no stopping it.


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 18:55 [Preview] No.74796 del
>>74790
I really hope this will happen.
I'm trying locally to get people to use Linux.


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 22:13 [Preview] No.74801 del
I switched to Linux when Windows 10 support expired when a friend of mine bricked his entire system and lost all his files upgrading to 11. I'd say that I wish I switched to Linux sooner, but honestly the things I wanted weren't available until more recently, so all in all everything lined up nicely. Linux is absolutely a functional OS for a main system at this point without issue.



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What do yall think of the death of 4chan
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Anonymous 01/09/2026 (Fri) 16:57 [Preview] No.73835 del
>>66752
Couldn't be happier for it


Anonymous 02/17/2026 (Tue) 17:14 [Preview] No.74734 del
>>66752
all the 4channers left and squatted on other image boards. Like ours. fr


Anonymous 02/18/2026 (Wed) 16:26 [Preview] No.74745 del
They did it to themselves by becoming a leftist echo chamber, banning VPNs and removing authentic content and reasonable debate. Just like Discord and most other services are about to do by mandating age verification/ digital ID.

Welcome to the DEAD internet.

Better have whatever you want backed up offline on multiple storage drives.


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.74781 del
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Now apparently EPSTEIN had contact with Moot and might've had some part to play in /pol/ being created.


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 22:08 [Preview] No.74800 del
I think it died way before 2025



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Here's a game I made. If you like it send bitcoin to:

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thanks niggers.



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Penis rating accountant Chona Kilat Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 18:50 [Preview] No. 74795 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Chona Kilat mocking the cock and giving it a poor rating during a video call session. Chona can be mean to the cock when she is not satisfied.
Looking for torrents.



Boyfriend requirements:
>honest
>gentle
>doesn't have a long head
>doesn't have a retarded haircut
>has to either like getting me off or spending time with me
>not from russia, britain, france, spain, italy, cuba, any muslim country, china, india, south africa, or japan
>listens to what i say instead of body language bullshit
>reasonably hygenic (if u think wiping ur ass is gay kys)

and that's why i'm a permavirgin


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.74789 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ozbnkFZ6xYA [Embed]



Funeral industry (death care) Anonymous 02/19/2026 (Thu) 19:05 [Preview] No. 74765 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
There are so many ways a confused and lost consumer can be manipulated into spending more to "honor" or "dignify" their loved one.

Below I put a bunch of random things that highlight the dynamics, from not wanting you to brain a cheaper out-of-house casket because the body may fall out, to insisting you need something you technically don't need, to figuring out who your family is and what they do to figure out how much money have, to life insurance inflating costs, to advertising prices that do not include other standard fees

Not all funeral homes are like this, but a lot are. Read the rentry to see the whole thing.

https://rentry.co/nkwircpr

I condone any posts of offensiveness above and below this post lololol


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.74775 del
Its a scam that's effective because it pulls on heartstrings. When I die I'll be completely fine with a cheap wooden casket.


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.74787 del
>>74775
At some point I plan to build my own casket and use some nice dark walnut varnish on the lumber to make it look vintage yet clean and shiny. It would probably cost me around $1,500 when it is all finished instead of me or my family having to dish out $5,000 on a cheap casket. My family does not like me talking about it though, it would take some time to get them to come to terms regarding emotions vs common sense practicality.



I have no future just applying for jobs. Think I've sent about 780 IT applications and only one landed me a dev job years ago.

I'll learn any old or obscure language if it just means it gets me work. Worth still learning COBOL? The other part of me wants to become a hacker because I'm tired and angry.
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Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.74467 del
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DO IT LEARN COBOL


Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.74469 del
>>74467
How should I start? Also more input from pros if cobol is really worth it... all appreciated!


Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 20:46 [Preview] No.74582 del
I think I wanna learn Rust or Golang


Anonymous 02/11/2026 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.74600 del
>>74404
Get into plumbing in a higher priced suburban community full of boomers. You'll thank me later.


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.74783 del
>>74469
Read the Spec
Research and look for good COBOL books
and lastly...
PROGRAM IN COBOL



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This is Your Sheriff. We have Automatic Qualified Immunity-! Anonymous 02/17/2026 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No. 74727 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Our Deputy has Pressed Charges on the Suspect. Believe it or not? We have a Lead in this Investigation, we Have a Lead on this Case. These are Our Deputies.

This is our Investigation, These are our Deputies.
And Believe it or Not? We have a key Motive on our Suspect. We are currently Investigating our Suspect.

This is your Sheriff, These Deputies are Serving YOUR Community.


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This is Our Investigation.


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Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.74780 del
lulz ITT



Terry A. Davis Anonymous 05/05/2024 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No. 51385 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Terry Davis Thread
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Anonymous 11/30/2025 (Sun) 00:59 [Preview] No.72918 del
is Htpps://foojx.com usefull for use haaaaaannnnnnnnnnn


Anonymous 11/30/2025 (Sun) 01:01 [Preview] No.72919 del
is https://foojx.com/ save for use ????


Anonymous 01/24/2026 (Sat) 03:17 [Preview] No.74240 del
Bumping. Don't let this thread die out


Anonymous 01/29/2026 (Thu) 12:21 [Preview] No.74367 del
>>74240
this guy knows what's up...


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:12 [Preview] No.74779 del
Booomp



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How did 2025 go for you /b/?

Any plans for new years eve and 2026 in general?
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Anonymous 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.73788 del
>>73707
What drugs or liquor did you use?


Anonymous 01/08/2026 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.73796 del
probably alcohol


Anonymous 01/08/2026 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.73797 del
>>73787
Become a fundamentalist King James Bible-believing New Testament Christian, and piss of the world's Jews, commies and satanists by living. Nothing's sweeter and more awesome than to be truly hated by the world's most evil people.


Anonymous 01/09/2026 (Fri) 17:07 [Preview] No.73840 del
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>>73756
>Surviving
Good luck with that anon. Hope things get better this year and you thrive instead of just surviving fr fr


Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.74778 del
made friends had a girlfriend bought cool stuff and did cool stuff 6/10 would do again