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>juicefasting thread got deleted

2026, juicefasting still illegal on imageboards. still illegal to talk to peasants how they could break from disease.
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Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.77296 del
>>77258
>i deleted your thread
i don't think you did

>because you have cancer and you deserve nothing but to shut up and die slowly :)

oh yeah why's that, because you are suffering and everyone should feel as bad as you feel? this never made sense to me. this is just mindless conflict-theater soldier gibberish. you're just a stupid bully who wishes people death because you don't have the balls to end your own life.

>>77275
this sounds like quite drastic. i have not tried this so i can only speculate about it but this sounds like something for people who are severely toxic. i'm pretty clean already. one drastic thing i did once was drink hot herbal tea that is said to make people sweat while sitting in a way too hot bath tub that had agitated herbs and spices in it. then i wrapped myself in a frozen towel. this artificial fever into ice cold sheet is supposed to draw toxins out of the skin but i guess it did not work for me. the legend says that the frozen towel i was wrapping myself in was supposed to be colorful the next morning but it did not seem to work, no colorful toxins were drawn out. i did feel amazing afterwards though.


Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.77307 del
Libertarians think that they should give up defending freedom because Americans hate liberty, but Libertarians should keep resisting tyranny for selfish reasons.

While the elites control the money, government, and media, the 99% have the numbers.

One Libertarian may not be able to resist being sent to the concentration camps, but one million people might.


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.77337 del
>>77307
i don't want the government to have access to technology anymore. they have proven themselves to be irresponsible with it.

government having universities and constantly developing new technologies that they use against the people and a military they can use for selfish anti-human reasons is awful. there should be a goverment of for and by the people and not this disgusting pedofiles who have everyone corrupted, brainwashed, paid-off or blackmailed into compliance. compliance is the problem.

government off the internet and back into the library.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.77388 del
>>77296
If your doing this schizo juicefasting shit it is you who is suffering. Your nothing but a stupid fucking jeet pushing harmful health advice to cope with your prostrate cancer LMAO


Anonymous 05/09/2026 (Sat) 19:32 [Preview] No.77416 del
>>77388
>If your doing this schizo juicefasting shit it is you who is suffering.

what am i suffering, wise one? you are obviously very intelligent and experienced so you wont have any trouble explaining.



We have to go back..... Anonymous 10/24/2025 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No. 71864 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
who else wishes we could just go back to a time where things made sense, where we didn't have to worry about being broken into by some lowlife nigger scum trash crackhead trying to steal your Hi-fi System to buy his next fix or having to be made to put up with Tranny degeneracy and being tried to be shamed because you don't want a grown ass fucking man in a dress trying to use the girl's bathroom or get into women's spaces and sports.

don't you just wish we could go back to a time where everyone knew their place and didn't step out of their line.
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Anonymous 05/05/2026 (Tue) 19:52 [Preview] No.77285 del
>>77215
There were some good times in America. The 1980s was fucking awesome compared to today. Mass consumerism, everything was affordable, appliances were still built to last and easier to fix too, people actually liked having fun in person, hot young chicks loved to fuck/ no social media dating bullshit just hookups from friends and blind dates, everyone loved to drink and party, etc. Sure the internet is cool and all but it came with a huge social price. Now days people are glued to their phones, addicted to the internet and have the memories of goldfish.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.77363 del
>>77285
Worst of all, the evolution of humanity in western countries has become pure sexual selection.

The only dudes getting to lay pipe in fertile unbroken ground are chads. Its all about being physically appealing to girls, if you aren't good looking in the top tenth percentile you are only going to get used and damaged goods.

If you are in the bottom thirty percent you will die without leaving any genetic successors.

The future belongs to men like clavicular, chads who realize that the incels are right and start doing all they can to dominate looks.

Peacocks (chads) preening their feathers to appeal to peahens (sluts).

That's the truth of it.

Those muscles aren't functional in the world of today, you know.

The time when being strong or big made you a good hunter or warrior are over, modern technology can allow you to kill from far away with a push of a button.

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Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.77381 del
>>77285

The 90s too, back then the thing they were all complaining about was being an office drone in a cubicle. That was their idea of the most hellish fate they could be stuck in within their lives. Now I look back at that and think about how they had no idea how bad it would get.


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Anonymous 05/09/2026 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.77410 del
>>77381
Not that those years were perfect but there is some truth to this, the 1990s were the last dying vestige years of real America. Since the year 2001 the US has rapidly become a third world shithole country. Sure there are still some very nice places in the US to live but face it, you have to be older and have generational wealth to be cushioned from the rest of the impoverished society today. There is no way you can get out of college with huge student loan debt and make a decent living anymore, those days are long gone. Opportunities have vanished and the social safety net we once had is deteriorating.



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Asmongold Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 04:24 [Preview] No. 76506 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
He's a very sad, and deranged man looking for manly company. And he likes non consensual relationships.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.76607 del
bump nigger


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:59 [Preview] No.76771 del
Ok, and?


Anonymous 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.77167 del
I've actually watched some of his videos before. While I don't agree with everything he says and sometimes he comes off as an idiot, he's not that bad. Honestly he can be amusing at times.


Anonymous 05/09/2026 (Sat) 12:30 [Preview] No.77408 del
>>76506
I find him rather entertaining and he has a huge following just by ruthlessly being himself. Is there really a reason you hate this dude other than sheer jealousy of his success in life???


Anonymous 05/09/2026 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.77409 del
I honestly think the true reason why some people hate this guy is because Asmongold proved and exposed the fraud that you need to go to college and take out huge student loans to be successful and rich, that you must conform to the boomer mindset of working your ass off being a debt slave to society. Here we have a very successful millennial man who refused to get "educated" (indoctrinated) and take massive predatory govt-enforced student loans (debt slavery) and he gets rich with an attitude using a very left-leaning platform while hosting a very right-leaning political world view without any political correctness or care about people's feelings. That is what I truly assume until someone can change my mind.



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good grief


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.77391 del
So much we don't know and at the same time nothing much we can do about it either. I really don't care about aliens, I'm not naive enough to trust our corrupt governments to come to the rescue or save us all from some hypothetical outcome.



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Crazy Things Some People Do Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 12:37 [Preview] No. 77333 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Italy. He was a 24 year old Onlyfans erotic gay streamer. Happened during the high hysteria of COVID19 pandemic in Italy. He was livestreaming with a radio news station playing in his room, talking about latest news. Because he used high quality pirated VPN for all his streams, including this last one, then it took almost 12 hours before his location and corpse could be discovered.


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 21:23 [Preview] No.77349 del
hot asf. poor guy


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 13:37 [Preview] No.77389 del
interesting



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looking for methods Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 12:44 [Preview] No. 77387 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
hi guys im looking for ways to kms, painless or least painful. recommend drugs or ways that wont end up with my corpse being mutilated



Splitika Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No. 76956 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
did anyone here find any of those videos of her with her friends fucking all of those dudes?

because this is literally all of what this chick does is fucking random older dudes
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Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 13:47 [Preview] No.76975 del
It's her new founded career, how she gets older folks to "gift" her rent and food. Happening all the time now days.


Anonymous 04/25/2026 (Sat) 03:17 [Preview] No.77122 del
bump, the only things online seem to be censored . shes nasty too .


Anonymous 04/25/2026 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.77123 del
>>77122
post the censored version? this will help the research


Anonymous 04/25/2026 (Sat) 23:06 [Preview] No.77148 del
>>76956
this looks like a child nigga


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.77329 del
anything yet?



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American Dad - A 2000s Movie Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No. 77328 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
who else here would also love to see someone anyone turn American Dad into an actual real life Porn parody AI Film with all of the actors and actresses featured in it.

Where most of all, Hailee Steinfeld's character Hayley is seen always giving the guys she has sex with footjobs all of the time to finish them off?



Ritori Mitori Anonymous 03/06/2026 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No. 75165 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Eastern European Model turned Pornstar.

she's got a bunch of Hardcore content out there
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Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.76212 del
isn't often where you see someone who has pretty much everything great


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 19:19 [Preview] No.76526 del
model is a nasty job. being paid to wear expensive clothes is complete corruption. amount she is contributing to humanity is: nothing. i can't get a boner for someone like that, my penis is the most moral.


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.76536 del
>>75165
A woman like that is good for 2-3 years tops before she lets herself completely fall apart, althewhile refusing to give up her sense of entitlement. I refuse to spend another moment on her.


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.76582 del
Third video... is (s)he even fucking her with a dick or they're both cis women


D6196490 Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.77327 del
>>76582
Maybe it's a strap on dildo? This is why I would not date anyone because they might be lying about being a girl when it's someone who got their dick cut off.

I hate this world!



fucking lol Anonymous 05/05/2026 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No. 77270 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
one of the funniest things I've seen thus far this year


Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 17:32 [Preview] No.77316 del
>>77270
I could see a transgender person making that joke themselves so it's not even transphobic


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 01:59 [Preview] No.77322 del
very trans crossing out the image but you can see right through it