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Asmongold Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 04:24 [Preview] No. 76506 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
He's a very sad, and deranged man looking for manly company. And he likes non consensual relationships.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.76607 del
bump nigger


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:59 [Preview] No.76771 del
Ok, and?



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ANY RICHFAG LURKING IM FUCKED I NEED 500 OR IM GONNA BE FUCKED PLEASEEEEE

BTC

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Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 23:48 [Preview] No.76676 del
Bump..


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 22:59 [Preview] No.76719 del
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>>76662
Just pull the trigger already


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.76752 del
>>76719
Im trying not to


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No.76753 del
>>76752
It's the only way out, brah. You're never getting that money from a bunch of 14yo, 3rd generation edgelords on a comatose image board


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.76768 del
>pls halp I needs monies
>no story
What a shame, to see this is what the world has come to.



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obsessing over porn and women is an indian trait


Anonymous 03/11/2026 (Wed) 01:11 [Preview] No.75499 del
madarchod bitch india is superpower


Anonymous 03/28/2026 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.76043 del
true...


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 02:31 [Preview] No.76407 del
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>>75462
>obsessing over porn and women is an indian trait

Bu..bu..but my hecking bagina pictures OP. I need at least 5000++ billion bagina pictures or else I'll drop dead from the thirst I have.


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 02:34 [Preview] No.76735 del
>>75462
Seriously how hard is it to find literally 1 girlfriend instead of simping over egirls online?

There's more women than men on planet earth (A lot of them. Like a billion more than men). I don't get it



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How did 2025 go for you /b/?

Any plans for new years eve and 2026 in general?
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Anonymous 03/17/2026 (Tue) 16:31 [Preview] No.75660 del
>>75631
Too old to be drafted but regardless, hell no I won't fight for neo-con zionist war pigs. Fuck the USSA Today.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 03:10 [Preview] No.76419 del
>>75652
First 2 are doable on their own

3rd one depends entirely on luck and your location.

Use this information to your advantge anon


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 04:21 [Preview] No.76431 del
>>75660
I honestly feel bad for Iran because of trumps retardism.


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.76730 del
>>76431
>>76431
Dude I literally have a Iranian friend who's parents left when the Iran-Iraq war was happening. His Dad fought as a soldier and everything. And now all of this is happening to him all at the same time.

This shit sux man.


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 02:19 [Preview] No.76731 del
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>>75660
>Too old to be drafted but regardless, hell no I won't fight for neo-con zionist war pigs. Fuck the USSA Today.

You mean you don't want to die in a pointless Middle Eastern war for people like pic related anon?

Really? C'mon. Maybe fight a few times and then they'll let you go home scot free. Promise!



Privacy Search Engines Anonymous 09/08/2025 (Mon) 19:45 [Preview] No. 71079 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Big search engines like Google track your activity and sell your data for ads — which is why a lot of us don’t search freely anymore. I’ll share a few alternatives I’ve found, and would love to hear what others are using too!

DuckDuckGo: Best for untracked searching
Startpage: Best for unprofiled browsing
MyAllSearch: Clean interface and an emphasis on user privacy.
Qwant: GDPR-protected searching
Startpage: Combines the top results of multiple engines, primarily Gigablast and Yandex.
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Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.74156 del
test123


Anonymous 01/21/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.74185 del
The youth aren't even using search engines anymore because they are too lazy to do their own research, they rely more and more on whatever AI tells them without having to think for themselves. The world is doomed.


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.76705 del
>>74185
The youth are screwed sadly, depopulation is coming soon, ready or not. If you are not at least 40 years of age today you are completely fucked, will never be able to retire, raise a family, own your own home and you will live the rest of your entire life in a completely dystopiac third world shithole.


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.76706 del
Food prices go up ~30% next year. Get ready.


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 21:22 [Preview] No.76717 del
Mojeek for simple search. It isn't like Google but it's something.



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https://ok.ru/video

ok.ru is pretty OK!

I can find a lot of older classic American shows & movies there.
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Anonymous 02/15/2026 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.74676 del
>>74617
>Where do you people keep coming from?

From far easier, saner and safer days anon. Unless you at the very least middle aged you have no clue.


Anonymous 03/07/2026 (Sat) 18:44 [Preview] No.75379 del
>>74676
Ok ok. Just use the Russian website and reminisce about the old times I guess.

You look like one of the few non spammers in this board that flood this board with cringe every day, so imma take what I said back about u. U cool.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.76647 del
>>75379
Youtube has been posting some oldies recently too now, so I think they are willing to start competing which is cool.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 17:07 [Preview] No.76661 del
Yes and VK. But VK recently hid everything but if you search on Yandex add site:vk.com to the search you can usually find shows and movie easily


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.76704 del
>>76661
Torrents and p2p are the way to go if you wish to find and download just about anything. Linux has some nice open-source rippers for Youtube and other content sites. I was using a media ripper for OK.ru too.



Emily the Pawg Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 00:26 [Preview] No. 76677 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Save and share her around! Make this goonbaiting slut famous please!


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Book search engine Anonymous 12/24/2025 (Wed) 04:42 [Preview] No. 73526 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 03/16/2026 (Mon) 00:11 [Preview] No.75607 del
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>>75585
Create one onion service and submit the link on the about page.

>>75587
Searching "term", "word" or "book" indeed gives bad results. Try more distinguished searches like "poker strategy" or "c programming language".
Do you want search on port 70 via Gopher? It can be arranged.


Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 20:41 [Preview] No.76274 del
I'm getting 404 on some files


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 00:36 [Preview] No.76387 del
>>76274
Fixed.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 01:22 [Preview] No.76390 del
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>>75607
>>74658
It still needs a tor browser. And some people liek me don't have it or want to use it. Too slow.

Here's are some normal net open source library projects anons can look into if they want some free books online.

https://libgen.im/

https://www.gutenberg.org/


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.76657 del
>>75607
i dont think anyone is gonna use gopher on your site



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my life isn’t even half there Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 03:12 [Preview] No. 76420 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
haven’t felt the touch of another person in 3 years, goes outside once a month or two, bad social skills, everyone hates me, bad habits etc, my teen years are almost over I’ve wasted all of my youth on this horrible life style,, I can’t get better
asked for help everywhere
will things ever get better ? will things get worse ?
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Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 02:39 [Preview] No.76563 del
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Evil feels the same


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.76653 del
>>76505
thanks again. although I understand, I pray my laziness doesn’t ruin this for me. I’ll have to get something in life to motive me, maybe my motivation will
Be Popular and Liked.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.76654 del
>>76505
Don’t be so Harsh I Might cry :’((
I’m uposet :’(


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.76655 del
>>76562
Ah curse this website curse this internet ! I meant to reply to this rude anon not the nice one ! This is embarrassing curse you !!!


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.76656 del
>>76563
ah where can I watch her ? She’s cute she relates to me?
Shes so adorable.



what would you wish for with a genie?
>a job that lets me choose my hours
>james madison marries me
>james madison is weaker than a woman
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Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.76078 del
Her to become my sex slave for life. 1 Billion dollars to buy whatever the hell I want the rest of my life. Removal of corrupt politicians from all positions of power.


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.76081 del
>>76078
how'd you gonna buy politicians from all yo mone then?


Anonymous 03/30/2026 (Mon) 13:45 [Preview] No.76100 del
>>76081
That is one of the biggest problems we have today in America. Everyone is up for sale. There is no integrity, no ethics, no moral, not even remorse anymore. When you can bribe whole governments to oppress their people for your own selfish benefit you no longer live in a free or prosperous country. You live in a third world failed state and that is what the US has become.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 00:04 [Preview] No.76385 del
1. The number of hours also determines your pay, needing to still be working 9 to 5 to afford rent.
2. Cool
3. He is weaker than a pro-wrestler woman, being able to whip your ass


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.76651 del
>>76385
1: i live with my mom, most ppl my age do
3: girl, you know that's not what "a woman" means.