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All moids are incapable of pairbonding.
All moids lie.
All moids cheat.
All moids are abusive.
All moids are worthless.
All moids should be put to death.


Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 16:03 [Preview] No.74163 del
You'll never get your pussy and clit licked by a man with that kind of ridiculous attitude.


Anonymous 01/21/2026 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.74168 del
>>74163
Moids refuse to eat pussy. You are only good for killing each other.



Scraelis want you to drink the cockaid
>Only lowest 1% ugliest males are gentle
>Admitting that moids only pretend to care about women to get what they want
>Implying that jeets don't exist (if only!)



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Best method to rope myself? any tips would be helpful


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.74105 del
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>>74046
Take 10 xanax tablets and get drunk


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:16 [Preview] No.74108 del
>>74105
That would probably just knock him out after two hours once the benzos kick in. I used to abuse benzos and get drunk myself when I was addicted many years ago. Glad I got off of them and won't touch them ever again.


Anonymous 01/19/2026 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.74119 del
best method is to not do it at all. go find an artistic outlet, go outside, and find a reason to live.


Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 03:52 [Preview] No.74139 del
>>74046
I'm in the same boat as you...

make sure the drop is 2 meters, (better to be safe than strangle yourself) then you're death will be instant. I'd recommend finding a tree and jumping off, If the drop is too long your head will pop off (still minimal pain though), too short and you'll strangle (a lot of pain).

I would continue to live but I have nowhere to stay with good people.


Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.74166 del
Well, shit man, look a few posts up. That dude looked happy going out.



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i will never get to brush and braid a boys hair and kiss him on the forehead
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Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.74101 del
>>74067
Moids just want pornstars.


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:20 [Preview] No.74110 del
>>74101
Men expect sex in a relationship, it's only natural and in fact it's rude to deny your male companion a sexual relationship. Most of the time that leads to breakups.


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:34 [Preview] No.74116 del
>>74101
wrong, we just are curious about female orgasm and erogen zones


Anonymous 01/19/2026 (Mon) 02:09 [Preview] No.74117 del
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Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.74160 del
>>74110
You expect to get away with lying, cheating, and abuse, all while offering nothing but money. You don't even eat pussy, grow out your hair, or let women peg you.
Poles aren't "lonely" enough. You are worthless parasites.



>women are pornbrained for not being masochists
>pegging is too violent uwu
I hate wakkus so much it's unreal



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Papa Anonymous 10/21/2025 (Tue) 22:22 [Preview] No. 71820 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hip cool papa
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Anonymous 11/19/2025 (Wed) 12:13 [Preview] No.72566 del
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Anonymous 11/19/2025 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.72568 del
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Even school was better back in the day.


Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 15:32 [Preview] No.74154 del
Based boomers got to experience the real America before it all went to complete utter fucking shit.



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Wizard Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 23:53 [Preview] No. 74081 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
If you send me your gf, ex gf or crush. I can nudify her with AI and no restrictions AT ALL. I can even make her do things you ask. If she's hot I can put her first on the queue

Telegram: dalusthem


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.74112 del
Make a nude of Taylor Swift please, and her showing legs, feet, ass and pussy too, posing.


Anonymous 01/19/2026 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.74130 del
>>74129
very nice..she's got an amazing body


Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.74153 del
More of this would be appreciated.



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Reminder that the newest Revival of Beavis & Butthead is coming out in August 2025!

Beavis and Butt-Head are set for more wild adventures. Comedy Central has renewed “Mike Judge’s Beavis and Butt-Head” for Season 3, which will air on the network in 2025, TheWrap has learned.

After MTV commissioned a full series around the characters, “Beavis and Butt-Head” ran for seven seasons, from March 8, 1993 to Nov. 28, 1997. The series was revived in 2011 with an eighth season airing on MTV, and then revived again in 2022 with the Paramount+ series “Mike Judge’s Beavis and Butt-Head.”

The show’s popularity has spawned various related media, including the theatrical film “Beavis and Butt-Head Do America” in 1996.

The newest version marks the second time “Beavis and Butt-Head” has been brought back to television. After it originally ended in 1997 after seven seasons, MTV revived it for an eighth season in 2011.

https://www.thewrap.com/mike-judge-beavis-and-butt-head-season-3-renewed-comedy-central/
https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/beavis-and-butt-head-renewed-season-3-comedy-central-1236026648/
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Anonymous 12/14/2025 (Sun) 22:40 [Preview] No.73309 del
ut


Anonymous 12/17/2025 (Wed) 23:17 [Preview] No.73376 del
Did anyone watch it and how was it?


Anonymous 01/14/2026 (Wed) 16:46 [Preview] No.74021 del
>>73376
Some where very funny, other shorts just OK, very typical humor for this 90s cartoon, it does stick to it's roots, no care for 'political correctness' or woketards which is always cool.


Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.74069 del
>>73376
There were some funny ones, typical Beavis and Butthead with a twist, some episodes show them all grown up middle aged but they are the same kind of stupid. If you liked the old episodes you should like these too.


Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.74152 del
Looking forward to the next episodes later this year.



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Taffer Anonymous 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No. 51645 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Thief Game Series Thread
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Anonymous 11/11/2025 (Tue) 18:13 [Preview] No.72286 del
>>51645
Why play a thief game when you can steal in real life?
I love stealing little things from friends and family, including their virginity


Anonymous 11/12/2025 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.72302 del
Any cheap ass PC games that mimic the old Resident Evil on PS2?


Anonymous 11/12/2025 (Wed) 13:02 [Preview] No.72304 del
>>72302
idk I can think of these old games
but idk if its what your looking for:

Drowned God 1996
Myst
Postal


Anonymous 12/29/2025 (Mon) 19:40 [Preview] No.73638 del
>>72302
>>72302
Crow Country is good


Anonymous 01/19/2026 (Mon) 15:14 [Preview] No.74131 del
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How about The Dark Mod?
https://www.thedarkmod.com/
It's cross platform, free, it's on github, has online installer on the website, bunch of missions to download, level editor.



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How to contact glowniggers and get a reply? Because it seems there is a misunderstanding between us.
If it's not possible to get a reply, can I send message one way?
Should I just write it on computer screen? Or should I post it somewhere?
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Anonymous 01/17/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.74094 del
>>74090
Don't even bother, they're just fucking evil and relish being evil committing treason against us citizens. Best thing you can do is cut ties, cut ties to their corrupt institutions, media, corporate slop, etc.


Anonymous 01/17/2026 (Sat) 16:32 [Preview] No.74096 del
>>74094
I want to cut ties with glowniggers.
But they do stuff to me like
>putting radioactive items in my room
>poisoning my food and water
>following me
>attacking my brain with radio waves
I am not joking or schizo posting, this is real.

I wanted to contact them to talk about this and make them stop. How do I stop them instead?


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.74100 del
Why they keep harming me when I signed a peace deal? I didn't break it. But they didn't specify what are the exact terms of the deal. But in my eyes I didn't break it at all.

I am surprised they don't see the value of my life by looking at my projects, books, thoughts.


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:22 [Preview] No.74111 del
>>74096
You are more than likely being bombarded by 5G wifi, many people who live near 5G towers share the same or similar experiences.


Anonymous 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.74122 del
>>74111
5G turned my food water into brown?
Also, my issues increased when
1. I unhacked my PC.
2. I wrote a book (but didn't publish it yet).