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Anonymous 06/29/2018 (Fri) 15:54:18 [Preview] No. 17349 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
iz think'n dey dun lied bout dis chikn cruise fam



Ninja aid Anonymous 06/26/2018 (Tue) 02:05:48 [Preview] No. 17330 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The NRA worries that if we ban guns, then modern day assasins like Lee Oswald would have to train their children with throwing knives for 15 years to fight tyrants from rooftops. So the ultimate underlying question that Democrats have yet to face will be, "What about the ninjas?" I confess, I haven't given nearly enough serious thought to the needs of ninjas in the future, but I expect that when the time comes Bruce Wayne will establish a school and train them.


Anonymous 06/27/2018 (Wed) 19:38:00 [Preview] No.17342 del
We are not willingly giving up our guns. If anyone wants to take our guns they'll have to fight a civil war. If you "anti-gunners" are really pro-peace then you need to stop trying to criminalize over half the American population and a cultural heritage because the outcome could be MUCH more unpleasant than a random school shooting.

I will not and will never voluntarily give up any of my guns and neither should anyone else.


Anonymous 06/28/2018 (Thu) 00:17:28 [Preview] No.17343 del
"The Second Amendment is a doomsday provision, one designed for those exceptionally rare circumstances where all other rights have failed — where the government refuses to stand for reelection and silences those who protest; where courts have lost the courage to oppose, or can find no one to enforce their decrees. However improbable these contingencies may seem today, facing them unprepared is a mistake a free people get to make only once."

I'll give you a hint, you are likely going to hear about the man who concluded this over and over again within the next few months to come.


Anonymous 06/28/2018 (Thu) 06:45:11 [Preview] No.17345 del
>>17330
The NRA is the oldest civil rights organization in America. It was founded years before the ACLU came along. In fact up until the 70s most Americans actually supported the 2nd Amendment until a heavy stream of media propaganda hit the airwaves and tv stations. And even all that put aside, almost one half of America owns firearms. There is nothing reasonable trying to make half the country into criminals. Think of it, its just as insane as the whole (completely failed) "war on drugs"... drug use is still skyrocketing regardless how illegal those substances are. Same thing would happen with a "war on guns", you'd still have Americans with guns but you would have a whole lot more prison cells being loaded up not to mention very angry citizens and potential standoffs every single day with law enforcement. The price to pay would be more tax dollars wasted, bigger police state, more violence, more anger and greater political divide and that is if civil war was avoided over the issue. It is any communist's wet dream to disarm America but I don't see it happening without an extraordinary backlash.



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Anonymous 06/07/2018 (Thu) 11:42:59 [Preview] No. 16874 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Christianity pushed back the future Anonymous 06/23/2018 (Sat) 23:35:28 [Preview] No. 17268 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Greeks/Romans believed we were made of atoms and tended to think all forms of creationism were ridiculous.
Lucretius believed in a kind of proto-darwinian natural selection around 100 BC. The pagans were relatively advanced empiricists. After that the Christian virus was worse than the black death since it triggered the Dark Ages. You don't get to hear much about it because the church propaganda has been so strong. Edward Gibson's book the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire is a classic and it ctiticized Christianity for turning the people away from Earthly affairs after Emperor Augustine, even as the barbarians were at the gate. Christianity fermented violence and strife from intolerance towards the rich and educated pagans and all literary work by pagans, plunging people into dogma and ignorance, and hastening the destruction of the Roman empire. Edward's defining book was censored when the Catholic church added it to the Index Librorum Prohibitorum.

If there had been no Christianity/monotheism by now we would have cures for cancer, genetically engineered cat girls, massive VR video games with centuries of programming, huge automated factories on the moon, other colonys throughout the solar system and sent a generational mother ship would be half way to Alpha Centauri. I'll never forgive Christianity for depriving me of Alfheim Online and Chobits in my bedroom.


Anonymous 06/24/2018 (Sun) 00:05:45 [Preview] No.17269 del
Oh here we go again.

>we would have cures for cancer

We could still find cures, but Big Pharma won't let it happen, they suppress all research into it and have even killed scientists who tried finding cures for cancer. Why? Cancer = Big $$$ to the medical industrial complex.

>genetically engineered cat girls

You have to be fucking kidding us, right? I'm sure if there were a way to do it companies would already been doing it (not that its necessarily humane but when has that ever stopped them?)

>massive VR video games
They're already making them.
>with centuries of programming
I'm sure the cavemen could have figured that out before they invented the stone wheel.

>huge automated factories on the moon

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Anonymous 06/24/2018 (Sun) 00:12:04 [Preview] No.17270 del
>>17268
>church propaganda has been so strong

OK, this I got to know. When was the last time you were forced to go to church? Perhaps if you really young your parents are still making you go. Otherwise if your older than I suspect, I doubt you are being forced to go.


Anonymous 06/24/2018 (Sun) 00:33:06 [Preview] No.17271 del
>>17268
<If there had been no Christianity/monotheism by now we would have cures for cancer

I know someone who has a PhD in biochemistry. This guy has done more than most informing people how to keep fit, stay healthy, about proper nutrition and keeping a healthy diet and - your going to love this - he's an evangelist Christian. His name is Dr. Ted Broer and this guy has been saving lives since the early 1980s going on TV and radio interviews, talking to his patients and exposing the horrifically unhealthy processed junk foods consumers like to eat and he goes into detail of how many junk foods people eat inevitably lead to diabetes and higher risks of cancer. He's cured patients with his recommendations to. "You are what you eat." "If you mope around like a lazy vegetable you'll start feeling like a lazy vegetable." He now owns his own supplement store, selling vitamins and has passed a lot of his knowledge on to his kids who are now also doing radio interviews today.


Anonymous 06/24/2018 (Sun) 01:42:39 [Preview] No.17272 del
>>17269
Read the "Darkening Age."


Anonymous 06/25/2018 (Mon) 09:00:05 [Preview] No.17318 del
>>17268
>doesn't blame Judaism when it was the jew favoring emperors who led Rome down the path of destruction
You need to bone up on your Roman history and realize Gibbon (not Gibson) considered the jews as subhuman destroyers of the Roman Empire.



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samachan Anonymous 06/24/2018 (Sun) 05:08:45 [Preview] No. 17274 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What do you think about samaChan?

https://samachan.org
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Anonymous 06/24/2018 (Sun) 20:20:45 [Preview] No.17290 del
>>17279
We sometimes make OC. Samachan is just a shitty /a/ clone.


Anonymous 06/24/2018 (Sun) 20:22:50 [Preview] No.17291 del
Our revival is at hand


Anonymous 06/24/2018 (Sun) 20:32:52 [Preview] No.17293 del
>>17290
Needs it's original filename for context.
last_two_posters_on_some_obscure_site_called_8gag.webm
Knowing who ran 8/am/ helps too.


Anonymous 06/24/2018 (Sun) 21:03:08 [Preview] No.17294 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oca6XX8tgJM [Embed]



Anonymous 06/22/2018 (Fri) 08:20:27 [Preview] No. 17248 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm in Vegas, it's 1 AM at the deepest night and the thermometer still says 97 degrees Fahrenheit. What the fuck? It's like stepping into the Sahara.


Anonymous 06/22/2018 (Fri) 08:23:06 [Preview] No.17249 del
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whip your gock out
NOW


Anonymous 06/22/2018 (Fri) 10:15:35 [Preview] No.17250 del
>>17249
do not tell me what to do I'm waiting for marriage


Anonymous 06/22/2018 (Fri) 23:35:00 [Preview] No.17254 del
Funny how Pachinko never caught on outside of Japan, not even in Vegas, and yet the first casinos are about to be built in zones in Japan.


Anonymous 06/23/2018 (Sat) 09:14:44 [Preview] No.17257 del
>>17254
Japan's anti-gambling laws are practically the reason pachinko exists.





Anonymous 06/19/2018 (Tue) 17:48:43 [Preview] No.17194 del
You wanna hear some hip rag-ma-tazz junior? Now this is hip!


Anonymous 06/22/2018 (Fri) 21:40:51 [Preview] No.17252 del
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Fuck niggers


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Anonymous 05/24/2018 (Thu) 13:39:25 [Preview] No. 16575 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is there any hope for a grand unified imageboard like 4chan and later 8chan used to be?

Or are we atomised for good?
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Anonymous 06/20/2018 (Wed) 17:36:34 [Preview] No.17229 del
>>16575
I am a newfag here. Just came through tor.
I guess, grand unified imageboards will not happen again, also because every normie has enough time and internet access, to visit any board he wants.
I can never grow big without attracting normies and redditors and all the shit piling into 4chan etc.


Anonymous 06/20/2018 (Wed) 17:54:45 [Preview] No.17230 del
>>17229
This was the way it was meant to be. Who wants one big centralized controlled platform? If you like that, go to Facebook or reddedit as a perfect example to see what happens. The authority is compromised or sells out to the establishment, or creates a for-profit platform turning into a de-facto honeypot.

The only real alternative is to decentralize as much as possible, creating various boards for various reasons moderated by various kinds of people. Those who the most open-minded will check out as much as possible and decide what best suits them. Those that are closed minded will stick to only one or two platforms and never leave their safe spaces.


Anonymous 06/21/2018 (Thu) 15:36:56 [Preview] No.17237 del
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>>16575
y'all motherfuckers forgot about 7chan


Anonymous 06/22/2018 (Fri) 03:58:46 [Preview] No.17246 del
No, because chans were grand when they were unified; they were small just like the shattered-chans are now.


Anonymous 06/22/2018 (Fri) 04:13:45 [Preview] No.17247 del
>>17237
that place is pretty amazing. All the bs has gone on since then and it's still standing but no users.



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Anonymous 06/22/2018 (Fri) 00:27:11 [Preview] No. 17245 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
"It isn't easy being faster than the speed of sound"

It was a cold and dreary night on that fateful day, strong winds blowing from the east from the mouth of an angry god, droplets of rain crashing down from the clouds above my head, blocking the moons light and bringing darkness,large waves rocking the ship back and forth, and a single objective which I had to fulfill. Hundreds of miles away from any landmasses, in the middle of the Atlantic ocean near the Mid-Atlantic ridge, there I was on a cargo-ship, hiding on the upper deck away from prying eyes, with my sight on the captains quarters. For many decades I have specialized in special operations under the authority of the CIA, disbanding terrorist groups, assassinating major figures, gaining intelligence on foreign governmental entities, and traversing the world. Tonight, my objective was to kill the captains guest, a young man from a Norway who was a very influential figure in the Norwegian government who felt like taking a small vacation into the ocean. I knew not why I was to kill this person, or how to do it, but was only told that it needed to be done, and without question. I had worked my way through the maze of shipping containers, avoiding the bright floodlights illuminating the entirety of the ship, and the employees waltzing around, trying to brighten up their day here in the wet hell. Being seen wasn't a problem, it isn't easy to see that which travels faster than the speed of sound, but one must remember that such high speed results in the displacement of large amounts of air in a short interval of time, and does generate the loudest of sounds, which causes suspicion to arise. What would normally take a human perhaps hours to complete took me only a few seconds, and in the blink of an eye I had made it to the captains quarters from the front deck, producing a knife from within my coat, ready to fulfill my duty. I opened the door, completely bypassing the lock through mere brute force (Fists moving faster than the speed of sound from a stopped position in mere milliseconds generates forces you couldn't even begin to fathom), and navigated my way to the captains bedroom. I had once again punched their door open and made my way to the left side of the bed, raising my knife high into the air, grasped within both my fists, and without hesitation, driven into the heart of my victim, them completely oblivious to what had just occurred, and the sound of the door finally reaching us. They had awoken from their deep slumber, shrieking in terror at the blade lodged deep within their torso stained with their blood, and a small bipedal creature unlike any other seen before standing at their side. I had taken a few steps back, the victim still screaming in fear and the captain barging into the room, grasping a shotgun and scanning the room, catching me in his sight, and pointing his gun at me, shouting the words, "What are you?!?!?!", his body trembling in fear like a cornered dog being approached by the controller of animals. I had responded, "They call me B", and with the conclusion of my statement, I squeezed my eyes shut, concentrating the energy within me to prepare for my departure. I had begun to levitate into the air, a glowing white aura forming around me, illuminating the room, and protecting me from the bullets of the captain's gun. I had slammed my hands together, and a black sphere had grown from my solar plexus, consuming the entirety of my body, and then shrunk into an infinitesimally small point, sending me through the fabric of reality faster than the speed of light and leaving me in the main control room of the pentagon, completely powerless and weakened what I had just performed.





Anonymous 06/21/2018 (Thu) 19:33:18 [Preview] No.17244 del
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>>17243
You're a faggot OP.