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what would you wish for with a genie?
>a job that lets me choose my hours
>james madison marries me
>james madison is weaker than a woman


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 01:54 [Preview] No.76068 del
1. 100 tiny jews in a snowglobe
2. no jews on the planet except for the snowglobe


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.76078 del
Her to become my sex slave for life. 1 Billion dollars to buy whatever the hell I want the rest of my life. Removal of corrupt politicians from all positions of power.


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.76081 del
>>76078
how'd you gonna buy politicians from all yo mone then?


Anonymous 03/30/2026 (Mon) 13:45 [Preview] No.76100 del
>>76081
That is one of the biggest problems we have today in America. Everyone is up for sale. There is no integrity, no ethics, no moral, not even remorse anymore. When you can bribe whole governments to oppress their people for your own selfish benefit you no longer live in a free or prosperous country. You live in a third world failed state and that is what the US has become.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 00:04 [Preview] No.76385 del
1. The number of hours also determines your pay, needing to still be working 9 to 5 to afford rent.
2. Cool
3. He is weaker than a pro-wrestler woman, being able to whip your ass



Leveling up a new Dota 2 account from scratch because Gabe Newell won't return my 2013 account. Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 21:46 [Preview] No. 76381 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Be a Dota 1 veteran and LAN champion since 2011.
FuckingSpawn on Prodota, dominating tournaments while you were still trying to figure out how to last hit.
G-Fat refuses to give back my 2013 account, so I'm smurfing from rock bottom.
Streaming Dota 2 right now. Decode the link or stay a casual pleb.


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 21:47 [Preview] No.76382 del
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Between 8ch /b/ and here, are we all the same people just using two slow boards for whatever the fucking reason?
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Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.76351 del
When there becomes no where else worthy of going, and everything is run by glowing gatekeepers then we move onto other options. Including going offline completely. Thankfully even this site still exists, for the time being.


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.76356 del
fullchan is fullbotnet


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.76361 del
>>76356
Bots and their gatekeeper jannies.


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:32 [Preview] No.76371 del
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Yeah but what I'm asking is if we're the same people on both boards? I keep up on both boards and wonder if I'm really talking to anyone different or if we're all just the same people.


addendum Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 18:34 [Preview] No.76372 del
>>76371
>both boards
By which I mean: 8ch and endchan.



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hii Anonymous 03/01/2026 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No. 74956 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
tell me what to do
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Anonymous 03/19/2026 (Thu) 13:09 [Preview] No.75713 del
selfsuck


Anonymous 03/22/2026 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.75872 del
у меня попа больше


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.76367 del
Put a shirt on nigga



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Found him Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 02:26 [Preview] No. 76336 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
8103 Beaconcrest Dr


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 02:26 [Preview] No.76337 del
8103 Beaconcrest Dr, Austin, TX 78748



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Sharing students Anonymous 04/04/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No. 76307 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
M25 here, I’m a tutor and I have sexual relations with some of my students. Only DM if you’re interested, no moralfagging. Looking for someone interested in guiding, degrading, discussing and rating, and maybe even a meetup for a threesome.
Telegram:
@angel_eyesss



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drones choose to offer nothing but money, but then complain about women being gold diggers.
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Anonymous 04/01/2026 (Wed) 16:58 [Preview] No.76178 del
>>76171
Some woman can be nasty, see >>>/b/76136


Anonymous 04/01/2026 (Wed) 19:28 [Preview] No.76184 del
>>76171
>can't believe drones post this shit and then call women shallow

there is no end to what you can't. your inability is infinite. your lack of understanding is enough to fill most of the universe with the nasty stench of confident unconsciousness. the same way the fat sportsball fan believes he lost his hair because of genetics, the true reason of your uglyness remains a mystery to you.

bless you though, dummy. i am not interested in hurting your feelings, i do not wish suffering upon you.


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 20:56 [Preview] No.76235 del
>>76184
>just get a labiaplasty and eye narrowing surgery, foid


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 22:42 [Preview] No.76240 del
It's OK really, even rich funny middle aged celebs like Chris Farley had to pay prostitutes to fuck hot women. When a woman finds out she is hot stuff that typically comes with a high price to pay.


Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.76254 del
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>>76235

yeah you don't understand anything, you think some millionaire can cut the uglyness out of your face if you can just come up with enough money to pay for a face re-arrangement.

that's like saying "no it is no problem for me to be fat because i ride around on a fork lift and the fork lift carries my weight so it is ok"

troll physics but with female anatomy, that's you. females are dumb because their life is so easy.



Welding Anonymous 08/26/2025 (Tue) 17:08 [Preview] No. 70889 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
......Why is America SOOO Obsessed with welding?, don't get me wrong welding is a fantastic skilled trade and career path but they seem to be overly obsessed with it.
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Anonymous 02/16/2026 (Mon) 14:16 [Preview] No.74699 del
>>70889
Trade jobs are not as easily automated or taken over by AI systems. As a functional society we will always need hands-on human labor whether it be for plumbing, electrical work, construction, infrastructure repair and maintenance, farming and ranching, mining and resource refining.... you cannot have a functional economy without these trade jobs. In fact, society plunges into the third world without this essential human labor.

If you push papers and file documentation at some desk at a corporate HQ AI is going to replace you. If you know how to code, well AI will be able to code much better and faster at minimum cost.

Why are people obsessed about trade jobs? It's about to become the only job security you will have.


Anonymous 03/17/2026 (Tue) 06:13 [Preview] No.75648 del
This is a world of metal, for one.
And its really cool to do.


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Яблочная мандавошка Anonymous 03/17/2026 (Tue) 00:44 [Preview] No. 75636 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
иногда мне нужно место, где мои мысли читаются как шитпост, а не лингво-экспертизой.

апдейтов не будет, планов - тоже.

и помни, моль - только смерть заткнёт моё поганое хлебало!
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Violent Cryptocurrency Scammer Fuckboy Anonymous 03/18/2026 (Wed) 00:42 [Preview] No.75667 del
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Anonymous 03/22/2026 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.75868 del
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чем больше пота и крови, тем ближе успех.


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.76073 del
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этой весной стало заметно чаще переворачиваться настроение чуть ли не циклотимичным ритмом. для его стабилизации мне точно потребуются наркотики


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.76216 del
Is it okay for vampires to drink alcohol?


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.76226 del
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>>76216
of course. we are particularly fond of dry red wine — not fortified with grape alcohol, but with blood.



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Random Cat facts Anonymous 11/16/2022 (Wed) 18:05 [Preview] No. 44523 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Random Cat facts

Cats have an extra organ that allows them to taste scents on the air, which is why your cat stares at you with her mouth open from time to time.

Cats are nearsighted, but their peripheral vision and night vision are much better than that of humans.

A group of cats is called a “clowder”.

Cats have whiskers on the backs of their front legs.

Male cats are more likely to be left-pawed, while female cats are more likely to be right-pawed.
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Anonymous 01/24/2026 (Sat) 03:42 [Preview] No.74246 del
>>74245

A caterwaul is a loud, long whine made by unspayed females to attract prospective mates while in heat. When directed toward human family members, it is used to express pain, discomfort, fear, or a desire for attention. Like yowling, it can also be a sign of cognitive decline in older cats.


Anonymous 01/24/2026 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.74247 del
>>74246
So if you ever hear a cat meowing raly raly loud late at night, now you know that it's probably looking to fool around with male cats in your neighborhood.

It's weird that female cats do this, since it's normally the males animals that make noise to do some fugging. Like crickets, frogs, birds, and other animils do that but cats don't.


I am OP Anonymous 03/07/2026 (Sat) 19:10 [Preview] No.75391 del
Need to post some more content here fr fr


Anonymous 03/19/2026 (Thu) 03:30 [Preview] No.75701 del
Bumping instead of porn dump thread #4545214


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.76221 del
Purrrring