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#TRUMP2024 Fuck Joe Biden Anonymous 06/20/2024 (Thu) 01:21 [Preview] No. 52158 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The Election.

Our Election was scrapped by the BIDENOMICS have taken over. I was speeding 110MPH in Alabama and I was arrested by the Local Sheriff. However I was sentenced to 2 months to Parole because I began drinking in my couch and I decided to become a TRUMP-Supporter behind the wheel.

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Filthy Mexicans are ruining America, it's not fair that the Mexican was let go for doing 150MPH from the Local Sheriff and I was put 2 months in Parole because I am a Redneck-TRUMP Supporter.

I believe DONALD TRUMP Needs to evict these Filthy Mexicans from America. This is a disgrace on how I was prosecuted for a CRIME that a MEXICAN was GIFTED for COMMITING that CRIME at my AMERICAN TAXPAYER EXPENSE!!!

#TRUMP2024,
Now That's For my Proud Boy.

#AmericaFirst.
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Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 04:59 [Preview] No.52381 del
>>52158
Bump for:
July 4: Happy Independence Day for you all across the Pacific!
July 5: HAPPY ANTI-COMMUNIST DAY! DEATH TO COMMIES AND UPHOLD THE PRINCIPLES OF MONOTHEISM, HUMANITY, CIVILIZATION, EQUALITY, DEMOCRACY, UNITY, AND SOCIAL JUSTICE!


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 04:59 [Preview] No.52382 del
(continued) #fuckyouleftypol
Wanna raid?


Anonymous 07/28/2024 (Sun) 05:24 [Preview] No.52730 del
America.


Anonymous 10/30/2024 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.54300 del
Brandon. Let's go TRUMP.


America First - JD Vance / Donald Trump Anonymous 11/06/2024 (Wed) 23:48 [Preview] No.54423 del
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This Man, Is our PRESIDENT.



how do i overcome laziness / procrastination? please
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Anonymous 09/30/2024 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.53876 del
>>53871
You just have to set goals and start doing those tasks to complete those goals. Gotta start somewhere.


Anonymous 09/30/2024 (Mon) 19:28 [Preview] No.53889 del
>>53871
for example: do your chorse/work right now
no ifs or buts, no ughs
get up and do it, keep at it for an hour
JUST DEW IT!
im serious, stop sitting or laying or playing games right now, once you're up you might as well get your shit done


Anonymous 10/01/2024 (Tue) 16:30 [Preview] No.53907 del
>>53870
you just have to figure out what works for you.
I've been stuck on my phone before doom scrolling and I've actually thrown it away onto another piece of furniture just so I stop procrastinating.


Anonymous 11/03/2024 (Sun) 21:28 [Preview] No.54403 del
bhump


Anonymous 11/03/2024 (Sun) 23:16 [Preview] No.54405 del
Just ditch smartphones, you don't need an internet connection everywhere you go. That is what gets people hooked. Buy a flip phone, they are still available, it will force you to make calls or text but you won't be glued to it 24/7. Once you get used to being offline more than you are online everything gets easier.



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Invitation to Endchan's Fourth Christmas Special! Anonymous Global volunteer 12/15/2019 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No. 25158 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Discussion thread:
>>>/operate/10818

Thanks.
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Anonymous Admin 09/02/2024 (Mon) 20:25 [Preview] No.53406 del
Tenebrae
September 7th
At 9 and 20:00 UTC.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Anonymous 09/02/2024 (Mon) 21:55 [Preview] No.53407 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WiS5T9UbSEc [Embed]


Anonymous Admin 10/02/2024 (Wed) 16:56 [Preview] No.53945 del
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Death Proof
October 5th
At 9 and 20:00 UTC.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Anonymous Admin 11/01/2024 (Fri) 18:52 [Preview] No.54377 del
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The Instigators
November 2nd
At 8:00 and 21:00 UTC.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Anonymous 11/02/2024 (Sat) 19:32 [Preview] No.54392 del
Listening Captain Blackbeard Radio now https://cytu.be/r/endcorner



Lizzy youngy Anonymous 10/08/2024 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No. 54029 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I remember hearing people saying that there's a few videos of her getting friaght trained on by a couple of fat black dudes in their 40s both well over 6ft tall and really like to know if any of you might be able to help me out in finding them


Anonymous 10/08/2024 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.54030 del
no, faggot


Anonymous 10/30/2024 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.54296 del
Nigger boys


Anonymous 11/01/2024 (Fri) 20:00 [Preview] No.54378 del
>>54296
Aha what?



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BFG DIVISION Anonymous 09/08/2024 (Sun) 01:05 [Preview] No. 53522 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
RIP BFG DIVISION FEAT. HITLER
Would love to hear that it again
Hate niggers spread love
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Anonymous 10/02/2024 (Wed) 23:22 [Preview] No.53948 del
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>>53856
pic related
>>53859
stfu fag


Anonymous 10/26/2024 (Sat) 17:02 [Preview] No.54223 del
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Anonymous 10/27/2024 (Sun) 01:43 [Preview] No.54228 del
I don't fap to Emma. I fap to Emma having to get her bits out.


Anonymous 10/30/2024 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.54338 del
Heil HITLER!

Mein Kampf, Kanye West Balls.



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Where do people buy sensitive data on the dark web? A flight passengers info for example.
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Anonymous 05/09/2024 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.51468 del
>>50890
lolberts are j'wish from the get go


Anonymous 05/21/2024 (Tue) 14:00 [Preview] No.51670 del
Illegal plane there


Anonymous 06/03/2024 (Mon) 23:40 [Preview] No.51913 del
Check the newspaper.


Anonymous 06/19/2024 (Wed) 18:08 [Preview] No.52155 del
Is it really?


Anonymous 10/30/2024 (Wed) 09:05 [Preview] No.54337 del
Niggers did a 9/11



Americans are Basically a Hollywood Cheese Movie. Anonymous 04/18/2024 (Thu) 16:50 [Preview] No. 50970 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I can't stand it. All they do is complain with their fancy Mercedes-Benz and cry emotional Cheeses while their Boyfriend has broken up with them. The Boys became a Gay Cheese because they are just American. They later committed suicide because of Cheese Bullying.

Let me tell you something America, Suicide is an American Teenager thing. This is how you die, strap yourself with a Car-Battery and go to Allah. Stop being a Cheese USA.

AMERICA is just a Cheese Breath.
YaAllah Halal Ensure Redeem you.
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Anonymous 05/15/2024 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.51589 del
America = greedy bastards.
This is known.


Anonymous 05/28/2024 (Tue) 23:10 [Preview] No.51780 del
What's the more part?


Anonymous 06/23/2024 (Sun) 18:48 [Preview] No.52248 del
FUCK MY ASS SILLY LOOSER!


Anonymous 07/28/2024 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.52746 del
I hate American Booty


Anonymous 10/30/2024 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.54331 del
Osama loved the Hentai Babes.



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Shit Bitch. Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 17:40 [Preview] No. 50931 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Shit Bitch.
That's a big ass building in fire.
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Anonymous 05/29/2024 (Wed) 22:26 [Preview] No.51818 del
America needs Jihad


Anonymous 06/19/2024 (Wed) 18:07 [Preview] No.52154 del
In montana?


Anonymous 06/23/2024 (Sun) 18:54 [Preview] No.52255 del
Shit fucking bitch.


Anonymous 07/28/2024 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.52745 del
Fuck your feelings nigger.


Anonymous 10/30/2024 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.54329 del
Nugget Niggers are problematic for understanding the Experience of the world.



Hi, my name is Yakuza. Anonymous 05/10/2024 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No. 51532 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I swallowed Black Penis like Nastassia and I enjoyed it. I took that black dick all the way past my vocal cords and I felt violated but I came 5 times in a row. It felt like I had my organs shifted when my asshole and pussy were penetrated by all those Black Penises. By the way, the Bible allows this because I'm American.
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Anonymous 06/19/2024 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.52143 del
Reece is a 45 yr virgin

YAKUZA is Victorious~!


Anonymous 06/20/2024 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.52175 del
>>52143
I'M NOT 45! SHUT UP!


Anonymous 07/28/2024 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.52753 del
I'm American. Just fuck my cheese asshole like britney spears


Anonymous 10/30/2024 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.54328 del
Are you a Faggot, Possibly Virgin GayHoole?



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US OPS - I'm slightly worried Anonymous 02/03/2024 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No. 49772 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I went to a cafe next to a mosque in Las Vegas. There were two guys sitting at a corner table, discussing a sinister operation during a large upcoming event. They were laughing, saying that nobody could do anything in the US for such an operation because everyone is so overweight. An interesting detail that I managed to overhear was that they mentioned using a gel-like substance in a fat suit, without any metallic or obvious parts that would trigger security. They also mentioned making it partially sensitive, so it could be triggered by a hard slap on a specific part of the suit.

I posted this here because I don't know where I could share this information.
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Anonymous 02/13/2024 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.49965 del
>>49783
I'm just telling you an unwanted truth. Most Americans will shrug off the attacks because of their extremely low attention spans. Just like all those mass school shootings, one week later most don't even remember any of the details. The same would happen in any Islam attack (just like in Britain!) People shrug it off and move on with their lives. As for the US government, they really don't give a rats ass either, they exist to keep leaching off public wealth and continue their power trip and lust for global hegemony (which will never happen but logic does not matter to hubris control freaks).


Anonymous 05/18/2024 (Sat) 23:12 [Preview] No.51628 del
>>49849
yeah they kinda chubby and thicker because of the food they eat. They all kinda look like that


Anonymous 06/23/2024 (Sun) 18:50 [Preview] No.52250 del
NIGGER OPS


Anonymous 07/28/2024 (Sun) 05:34 [Preview] No.52744 del
Fuck America


Anonymous 10/30/2024 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.54327 del
Haram Babes are Inbound.

Pray to Harambe the Gorilla.