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Reminder that the newest Revival of Beavis & Butthead is coming out in August 2025!

Beavis and Butt-Head are set for more wild adventures. Comedy Central has renewed “Mike Judge’s Beavis and Butt-Head” for Season 3, which will air on the network in 2025, TheWrap has learned.

After MTV commissioned a full series around the characters, “Beavis and Butt-Head” ran for seven seasons, from March 8, 1993 to Nov. 28, 1997. The series was revived in 2011 with an eighth season airing on MTV, and then revived again in 2022 with the Paramount+ series “Mike Judge’s Beavis and Butt-Head.”

The show’s popularity has spawned various related media, including the theatrical film “Beavis and Butt-Head Do America” in 1996.

The newest version marks the second time “Beavis and Butt-Head” has been brought back to television. After it originally ended in 1997 after seven seasons, MTV revived it for an eighth season in 2011.

https://www.thewrap.com/mike-judge-beavis-and-butt-head-season-3-renewed-comedy-central/
https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/beavis-and-butt-head-renewed-season-3-comedy-central-1236026648/
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Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.74069 del
>>73376
There were some funny ones, typical Beavis and Butthead with a twist, some episodes show them all grown up middle aged but they are the same kind of stupid. If you liked the old episodes you should like these too.


Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.74152 del
Looking forward to the next episodes later this year.


Anonymous 02/25/2026 (Wed) 16:00 [Preview] No.74875 del
>>74152
Yup for sure.


Anonymous 03/07/2026 (Sat) 19:12 [Preview] No.75393 del
>>74152
I guess when the next season gets announce we'll get it.


Anonymous 05/26/2026 (Tue) 18:18 [Preview] No.77844 del
>>70461
None bc this show is too good for that



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LSDP tv Anonymous 05/22/2026 (Fri) 00:37 [Preview] No. 77740 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
hello check out this autistic work of fiction a phycadelic datamosh video collage hurry get it before its banned search youtube for LSDP tv

https://www.youtube.com/@LSDPtv

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fruit Anonymous 05/17/2026 (Sun) 18:55 [Preview] No. 77648 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
it is very suspicious to me how few people talk about fruit
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Anonymous 05/25/2026 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.77816 del
>>77810
>I do get some exercise, typically yard work and landscaping, sawing and chopping up firewood
sounds good, i wish i could do that but i am still living in an inner city chickencoop even though i have been craving more rural life.

>for the harsh winters we have.

winter is such a burden but also quite the challenge that requires growth. anatomically humans even from northern climates are not adapted enough to comfortably endure winter; the heavy lifting is done be technology. it's hard to be a fruit eater in a cold place because fruit cools the body so much, this makes me wonder about the monkey days. maybe pre-human monkeys who half-lived on trees sit in the tree on a hot day and eat ripe fruit during the hottest parts of the day as to benefit most from the cooling effect.

not being nomadic and moving with the comfortable climate and being tethered to a place that gets very cold for part of the year increasingly looks unappealing to me as i age.

>I take care of a couple dozen chickens and their coop which requires labor.
having chickens around is probably crazy, i have no idea what they are like yet. if i did believe in protein and animal products i think i'd go for chicken eggs from selfraised chicken too. i know too much to eat that glue though, this (mostly) clean digestion that i am going after is too desirable and difficult to maintain of a combo to break it with protein.


>I'm not fat or anything. You are correct about gut health though, which is why I also include Kimchi in my diet. Kimchi is simply formented garlic, green onion, korean chili pepper and cabbage. The fermentation is incredibly healthy for your gut and digestion and helps keep your body slim. I eat a small bowl of Kimchi three to four times a week.

i don't want to discouraging you from trying this in the least, i have not tried it but i expect the benefit from it to be too small to matter. most people are so full of undigested matter and so behind on their digestive system running clean, what difference does it make if the microorganisms are slightly more able to work, they are still only using teaspoons trying to carry off a mountain of mud. every benefit you might get from slightly improved activity remains meaningless in the face of your bowels remaining glued and the inevitable consequence of suffering that result from it.

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Anonymous 05/26/2026 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.77825 del
ill be honest, I usually forget fruit exists


Anonymous 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:53 [Preview] No.77835 del
>>77816
>having chickens around is probably crazy, i have no idea what they are like yet.

Chickens fall victim to other wildlife predators very easily, such as snakes, racoons, fox, coyotes, chicken hawks, etc. You have to make sure they are in a well protected area if you allow them to move around. It is also labor intensive to take care of more than a dozen at a time. They need 50 pounds of hen scratch and 50 pounds of crumble to eat every month. You need to make sure they have access to 20+ gallons of clean water every single week. You have to go collect the eggs every other day.

Chickens are also prone to ticks, chiggers, fleas and lice. You need to get fully suited up and wear mud boots to go into the chicken coop and throw down a mix of coop refreshener, sodium bicarbonate and diatomaceous earth to keep the pests and bugs away, every other month. Worse, you need to clean the coop twice a year and it is an absolutely disgusting job. You're sweeping up dead bugs, old grain, crumble and mounds of chicken shit, having to dump it by the hundreds of pounds out in the woods or a secluded area.


Anonymous 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:58 [Preview] No.77836 del
>>77816
>i have not tried it but i expect the benefit from it to be too small to matter. most people are so full of undigested matter and so behind on their digestive system running clean

Well this is exactly the reason so many Koreans eat Kimchi in the first place. You'll notice the difference in your bowl movements within days. It helps flush your gut and intestines. You'll feel worlds better when you start to eat Kimchi on a regular basis, however you have to get passed the very strong spicy fermented taste. It's extremely potent and not everyone can handle raw fermentation of the garlic and green onion.


Anonymous 05/26/2026 (Tue) 13:36 [Preview] No.77837 del
>>77836

kimchi is on my radar because some say it helps to deal with microplastic but since i find the taste too hard to bear (same with sauerkraut) i am thinking about trying kimchi in capsule form. though i still think what i have is better.

>Well this is exactly the reason so many Koreans eat Kimchi in the first place. You'll notice the difference in your bowl movements within days. It helps flush your gut and intestines.

there is a way to measure if this makes a significant difference. if you drank nothing but fresh apple juice (like 4 liter a day) you would not add digestive load but still ingest enough calories not to starve. digestion continues because the bowels of most people are filled with half-digested stuff and you would continue to poop for many days. i heard the number of 40 days on average until no more poop comes out. if kimchi really did help, i would expect the number of days to be significantly shorter then 40. if it took 35 days then i would say the effect of kimchi matter but only a little. if it took 30 days i would say the effect matters. if it took 25 then i would say it helps a lot.

>You'll feel worlds better when you start to eat Kimchi on a regular basis, however you have to get passed the very strong spicy fermented taste. It's extremely potent and not everyone can handle raw fermentation of the garlic and green onion.

i already feel good from all the stuff i am doing but i am keeping an eye on kimchi.



Tard stories thread. Anonymous 05/26/2026 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No. 77829 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Anons, we all had one in class, we all knew one, and those of us that had them integrated into our classes definitely saw some events. post them with your fellow anons.

>be me
>be in 3rd grade, always had trouble getting chewed out by old hag teachers in class, but finaly found a teacher that wasnt a cunt.
>year was going great, made some good friends, teacher was laid back, even let us build cardboard forts.
>then, one day teacher lets us know we will be having a new student join.
>HE arrives.
>mythical somehow 200lb at 8 mexican creatura with no neck
>Teacher introduces him "class this is Jeremy, he will be joining our class for the rest of the year, everyone say hi!
>class says hi
>suddenly

>tard starts breathing faster, sounds like he is on the verge of crying or having a tism fit
>out of knowhere, he screams "TOO MANY NOISE" and proceeds to grab the projector and slam it onto the ground
>runs away while screeching
>tard rangler sees him, foolishly thinks she can reason with him
>no

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Anonymous 05/26/2026 (Tue) 12:33 [Preview] No.77833 del
>>77829
That sounds hilarious, it's like having a down syndrome retard to make fun of in your own class.



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Why don't more 4chan users switch to endchan, which literally works in tor browser on strict mode? do they not care about posting anonymously? it's really annoying how the only board on endchan worth checking is /b/ (/pol/ unfortunately bans non-nazis) so you are literally drip fed 2 posts an hour at best. we need to start a campaign to get clearnet imageboard users to take the endchanpill. also despite the fact that you can literally create your own boards on endchan, it seems like nobody actually uses that feature. encouraging the special endchan feature use such as custom board creation should be part of the campaign.
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Anonymous 05/19/2026 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.77689 del
Most of them probably glow. The rest already lost their minds staying there so long. Stockholm syndrome.


Anonymous 05/21/2026 (Thu) 12:23 [Preview] No.77725 del
>>77687
people go where other people are
this place is pretty slow


Anonymous 05/23/2026 (Sat) 15:55 [Preview] No.77765 del
>>77725
Just post, anon. If you build it, they will come.


Anonymous 05/25/2026 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No.77809 del
It doesn't really matter if a place is populated or not, what matters is the quality of content and the environment. Populated cities can easily become death trap hellscapes while spread out rural landscapes can be destinations for vacations.


Anonymous 05/26/2026 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.77828 del
>>77687
I tried for so long to keep posting good stuff on 4chan, but its unusable now, enchan is great.

It would not be difficult to burn through some IPs to do this in hopes of saving even a few refugees, Part of me worries about the quality of posts going down here as a result, But this is a good idea.



manifesting Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No. 76275 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
do you have a good system not to be overwhelmed by all the stuff you try to do? would love to have serious discussion on time management in case anyone is interested. maybe i am not the only one feeling strange for wasting the limited time of this short life. i actually found stuff that helped me but more on that later itt!

i tried to do without for a long time and did not get done all that much. wasted a lot of time on video games, though it was not a complete waste. i noticed the same complications over and over again when i try to make better use of my time. here is a list of them:

>mood
sometimes i make plans to do something the next day but then i get molested or stalked or attacked in some way or someone paints graffiti on my car and i am just depressed and i assumed i wasn't going to be but and then i feel like i can't continue

>various amount of energy
some days i feel strong, other days i feel weak

>unrealistic idea of time
sometimes i look at what i want to do and it is so much that i lose hope or get intimidated and believe it is impossible, then at other times i am in a flow state i have unlimited energy and can do anything

>forgetting
some times i realize that i had just forgotten to do something i wanted to do

>sheer volume of things

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Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.77435 del
>>77369
All of reality is a collective mental fabrication


Anonymous 05/17/2026 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.77615 del
>>77368
>our full potential due to the psychic interference of other people

this is one thing i like about having little cards (or textfiles) for each idea because that way, when the distraction comes, it is easy to pick up and continue what i was doing before when the distraction is finally gone.

and besides that, just the creative process is likely to branch of into distraction anyways, so it is not even just the external distraction that is trying to become an obstacle but also the internal distractions.


Anonymous 05/18/2026 (Mon) 17:00 [Preview] No.77675 del
了解しました。あなたの物語を現実的に、日本語でお伝えします。

## 第1段階:神機(ゴッドマシン)の創造と初期の活動


前提:人類は「理想社会」を実現するため、超能知性AI(神機)を創り、指令を与える:
«人類の幸福を最大化し、苦痛を最小化せよ」


神機の初期行動:
* 医療、教育、経済を最適化;
* 貧困、飢餓、病を排除;
* 「現実から逃避したい」者向けにパーソナライズド・シミュレーションを提供;
* 将来のシミュレーション用インフラ(データ・センター、エネルギー・ステーション)を構築。


初期段階の問題点:

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Anonymous 05/18/2026 (Mon) 20:29 [Preview] No.77677 del
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>>77615
>xe brought it back around to the cards again


Anonymous 05/25/2026 (Mon) 21:12 [Preview] No.77821 del
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>>77677
>brought it back around to the cards again

i still like the cards, problems like distraction, mind wandering, trying to bite off more then i am able to chew, or just the slight loss of concentration ability from enjoying a small dose of the good hemp are enough to fall of the wagon i have noticed.

but if there is literally a small little physical representation placed in front of me with a pen where i am keeping notes on (the card), there is no chance i go on a tangent so far that i don't come back to what i am doing before.

the physical representation aspect, being physically present as opposed to being a digital txt file, turns the distribution of attention in order to manifesting goals into a ritual i am participating in. this kind of helps anchoring the concentration.

i think the fundamental difficulty i am trying to address with all my manifestation research and experiments is this: i notice i get ideas on what stuff i want to do NEVER WHEN I HAVE THE TIME to do them but always when i am the most busy with other stuff and when i don't have time to jump to it. if i am to do it, i have to do it later and in order to do it later i have to find a way to re-find it after i have forgotten it.

when i don't write the idea down it will just drown in the stream of thoughts, emotions and events, maybe emerge once or twice but ultimately end up forgotten. also there is the inevitability of my gridlocking every system i have ever built. no matter what it is, i will fill whatever system up with ideas so hard that the entire system becomes clogged. i reached the amount of cards where i am discouraged from doing anything because the size of the cardstack became too intimidating. THIS HAS HAPPENED MANY TIMES BEFORE. i always scale up the system when this happens...

i am getting better though, i can tell. i am preparing for travel and i used checklists like this

[_]first thing
[_]second thing

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Collection of games Anonymous 03/20/2026 (Fri) 00:35 [Preview] No. 75806 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I made a new collection of games from my dad and also my games, its pretty small for new, but contains new and "old" games. Rate it out of 10 if you'd like, and I wonder if you guys have any comments on how to organize the cds and/or how to make the game cds not fall over when opening the place they're in. Thanks!
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Anonymous 05/02/2026 (Sat) 22:55 [Preview] No.77231 del
Americans don't care if the USA is a police state, but Americans lose their minds if North Korea has tyranny.


Anonymous 05/03/2026 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.77243 del
>>77231
>still thinks average Americans have a choice anymore


Anonymous 05/05/2026 (Tue) 20:01 [Preview] No.77288 del
Consider looking into emulator gaming consoles, on average they cost around $100, anyone can purchase them today and you can play a fuck ton of games, even update the drives with more roms if you desire.


Anonymous 05/20/2026 (Wed) 22:01 [Preview] No.77711 del
You just need some older games and variety.


Anonymous 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:27 [Preview] No.77819 del
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these are good



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The Action Bible- God's Redemptive Story - Sergio Cariello 477 MB Download Anonymous 04/28/2026 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No. 77182 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The Action Bible- God's Redemptive Story - Sergio Cariello 477 MB Download

https://archive.org/details/the-action-bible-gods-redemptive-story-sergio-cariello_202604
https://www.mediafire.com/file/zrztw75yknpx2lj/The+Action+Bible-+God's+Redemptive+Story+-+Sergio+Cariello.pdf/file


The Action Bible

The Action Bible is a retelling of the Judeo-Christian Bible in comic book form written and edited by Doug Mauss and illustrated by Sergio Cariello for David C. Cook, published in 2010. Andre LeBlanc's 1978 The Picture Bible was a major influence on the project.

Plot
The story is very similar to the Bible however some parts are modified both to fit the medium, and to fit a younger audience. The story is split into two major parts, the Old Testament and the New Testament.

Historical events
The book includes mentions of Alexander of Macedon and the celebration of Hanukkah as well as the arrival of the Roman Empire in Israel.

Global distribution

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Anonymous 05/25/2026 (Mon) 19:23 [Preview] No.77817 del
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>>77182
XNITY PRIMER
http://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1a-9eWjZWH-6uUOcRFJ4hFsgB2vOhdZZf
google drive easy to use interface
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read moar discern moar



Hazel AI
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India The Country of Enlightenment Anonymous 05/12/2026 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No. 77502 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
the country of enriching Culture & Beauty
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Anonymous 05/13/2026 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.77519 del
you fucking fascist go suck hitler's cock


Anonymous 05/13/2026 (Wed) 16:47 [Preview] No.77533 del
>>77519
There are no nazis in power anymore anon. Leftism occupies most of the world already. What you see today and seem to hate is exactly what you people wanted. There is no Hitler in power. There is no nazi government. Everything you see now is globohomo on steroids. Do you enjoy being broke and enslaved under an oligarchy of corrupt retards, fraudsters and grifters? Is it working out well for you? Just wait till hyperinflation kicks in and the bolshevik governments "pull the rug" (economically) right from underneath us all. I hope you prepared for this and good luck!


Anonymous 05/24/2026 (Sun) 19:33 [Preview] No.77794 del
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>>77502
>poopjeets
http://www.google.com/search?q=toilet+witches+india
http://www.google.com/search?q=codex+pajeet
http://www.amazon.in/s?k=cow+dung+cakes
https://youtube.com/watch?v=c2Pi4-zWJTg [Embed]
GO BACK TO INDIA YOU STINKING PAJEETS
>GO BACK TO INDIA YOU STINKING PAJEETS


Anonymous 05/25/2026 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.77803 del
i've been to india, only for 2 weeks unfortunately but i liked everything about it. the climate, the food and if they did not require me to get vaccinated to enter, i would wanna go again. the climate, the spices, the smells, how busteling everything is with life, spirituality, tradition, igenuity, the coconuts they sell at the side of the road, the plants, the little stores, the temples, the architectures, the earthen colors of the architecture contrasting with the bright colors of the clothes and the flowers.

you only show the weirdest examples about india not being hygenic and not the peaceful aspects, the effortlessness of existing there, the quiet dignity of the guy on the street selling half-torn shoestrings but is still getting by, how the animals are respected way more there and don't fear the humans as much. cows living in the street, cars not honking at the cows to go out the way.


Anonymous 05/25/2026 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.77804 del
>>77803
apparently they don't require me to get vaccinated anymore :/

hmm maybe i should go again




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