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Animals = humans Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No. 76866 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Animals are conscious beings just like humans.
To eat animal, it is equal to eating human.
Humans = organized nazi mafia that voted/decided to murder other beings (outside the mafia).
Humans have almost the same skeleton and internal organs like other species. So if you are eating animals you are practicing cannibalism.
If you eat animals or commit harm to other animals or humans, you are committing this suffering to yourself. Separate minds/brains are just a illusion.
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Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.76924 del
And those sheep were all white, and their wool was abundant and clean. And all that had been destroyed and dispersed, and all the beasts of the field, and all the birds of the heaven, assembled in that house, and the Lord of the sheep rejoiced with great joy because they were all good and had returned to His house. And I saw till they laid down that sword, which had been given to the sheep, and they brought it back into the house, and it was sealed before the presence of the Lord, and all the sheep were invited into that house, but it held them not. And the eyes of them all were opened, and they saw the good, and there was not one among them that did not see. And I saw that that house was large and broad and very full. And I saw that a white bull was born, with large horns and all the beasts of the field and all the birds of the air feared him and made petition to him all the time. And I saw till all their generations were transformed, and they all became white bulls; and the first among them became a lamb, and that lamb became a great animal and had great black horns on its head; and the Lord of the sheep rejoiced over it and over all the oxen. And I slept in their midst: and I awoke and saw everything.


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 13:28 [Preview] No.76992 del
>>76917
Plants do not have consciousness.


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 13:42 [Preview] No.76993 del
>>76924
I will forever live Americana even if my life ends with a bullet inside my head. The Lord wills it.


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.77032 del
>>76994
What is this?



e-ink reading Anonymous 03/30/2026 (Mon) 17:02 [Preview] No. 76109 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
anyone here who is reading?

i finally got around to get a 12 year old ebook reader (for the unbelievable low price of 35€) and it is amazing and life-affirming to me. i had no idea how nice this is and i feel like an idiot for not having found this sooner so i thought i might share the excitement.

the main reason i got this is because with this i can read in direct sunlight comfortably and i am happy to report that this plan has worked out as expected. i can't do that with a phone or laptop because i would have to crank up the brightness all the way which drains the battery quickly and overheat the device, which is already getting hot just from being in the sun.

great little device, i blown away how beautiful the letters look like in the sunlight. this is like a computer made for being used in the sun and i hope this technology keeps improving though seems like progress on it is slow.

i thought the small 6 inch size of the display would be too small but turns out it isn't because there is this wonderful file format called epub that can have the text automatically fit on any size with any desired font-type and font-size. a pleasant surprise among all the technological enshittification!
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this one


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 20:37 [Preview] No.76945 del
i dunno i am still excited about this little device because i can finally read with this. i have not been able to do it for years. i'm reading about an hour or two every day.

with reading i don't have this empty disappointing feeling that internet videos give me, i have been increasingly unhappy with just watching youtube videos, i don't like how videos grab too much attention. when i read something, i can keep some of the attention to myself, i don't hyperfocus on details and i like how i can read slower or faster or stop without having to push buttons. also i noticed that this is beneficial for my sense of fantasy, my imagination is turning these boring looking words into worlds that are interesting to be in. i don't think i ever reached this level into reading. reading has always been forced upon me by the evil german education system.

i keep looking for books, i had so many books saved and now i bother to rename them and put them in little folders based on filetype. when my father asks me what is new i keep talking about how exciting reading is to me 🤣


Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 17:10 [Preview] No.76958 del
>>76113
i actually bought this display and then i bought a total of 8 cables, adapters and usb-video hubs so i can connect it to everything i have. it works but it is better with an actual computer then with a phone.

either i am missing something or android (lineage os in my case) really isn't good at connecting displays. i can only mirror the display, which means i have an app that changes the phones resolution to the maximum resolution of the screen, otherwise it will only use like half the screen. also i can't turn off the phone screen all the way, otherwise the other screen will go off too. also it forces some stupid tablet mode that makes the home button tiny and stupidly unresponsive and most apps have a black bar at one side apparently because of the camera.

so lots of stupid little problems, but it works and i'm gonna use it but i am missing an actual linux. android is only good when you use it on one phone as minimally as possible. i probably end up getting a little singleboard computer with a powerbank running as close to actual linux as possible and use it with keyboard and mouse.

i have an adapter that connects hdmi+usb to the usb-c of the monitor that also transmit the touchscreen, this is probably my best option.


Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 00:27 [Preview] No.76963 del
Got me interested with the first 14 words... GIGGITY!


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 00:00 [Preview] No.77019 del
bought one for my father, spend the evening setting it up so it runs without account, did manual update of the firmware via zip file and learned some more about ebook formats. hoping he will go more in the sun with it.

i've said it before, don't mind me saying it again: this thing is very enjoyable to use in the sunlight. i never found a way to enjoy the sun before. this displaytechnology is huge, don't miss out on it yall charming developmentally disabled people of color with complicated pronouns, autism and a wheelchair!



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U.S. "Doomsday" Plane, Sending Emergency Action Messages Past 24 Hours Anonymous 04/22/2026 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No. 77006 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
U.S. "Doomsday" Plane, Sending Emergency Action Messages Past 24 Hours

In the last 24 hours, the U.S. military blasted out nearly 100 Emergency Action Messages (EAM's) on its High-Frequency Global Communications System (HFGCS). These are the encrypted orders sent to nuclear submarines, strategic bombers, and missile launch crews. On a normal day, you get about 10. Let that sink in.
An E-6B Mercury "doomsday plane" is STILL flying over the Atlantic Ocean right now. It is dropping one Emergency Action Message every 30 minutes. Officials said it may continue ALL NIGHT. The E-6B is the exact plane built to command the nuclear triad AFTER the White House is destroyed. The Pentagon has issued ZERO public statement.
The HFGCS network is how Offutt Air Force Base talks to every nuclear-capable platform on Earth. EAMs relay National Command Authority directives — including LAUNCH ORDERS. Do you understand the scale of what's happening? A normal elevated day is 30-60 EAMs. They just ran NEARLY 100 in 24 HOURS. The last time EAM traffic spiked this hard was during active Iran-Israel reciprocal strikes in June 2025.
The E-6B has not been routinely deployed over the Atlantic — it is TYPICALLY a domestic strategic signal aircraft. They're showing you "routine exercises." They're NOT showing you or even telling you that the plane they launch for nuclear war is over the Atlantic RIGHT NOW dropping coded orders every 30 minutes.
Here's the logic — follow it carefully:
→ EAM traffic surges 10x above normal
→ Doomsday plane goes airborne over an ocean
→ Pentagon refuses to comment
→ Media stays completely silent
→ You find out from a post, not a press briefing
If this was routine, why are they running it at 100 messages per 24 hours?
If this was a drill, why is it still running as you read this? Complete silence. This is not a training exercise. This is nuclear posture signaling at a scale the public has never been briefed on.
https://halturnerradioshow.com/index.php/component/content/article/u-s-doomsday-plane-sending-emergency-action-messages-past-24-hours?catid=17&Itemid=101



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Isis. Anonymous 03/28/2025 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No. 57821 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Isis is the mark of the beast.
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Anonymous 12/26/2025 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.73567 del
>>73537
It's normal because it's cool and based. Fuck you stupid goy we will shit in the mouths of your family and friends. How does it feel to know you can't do anything but bitch about us?


Anonymous 03/24/2026 (Tue) 12:20 [Preview] No.75932 del
You do not prevent the rapes and murders committed by niggers. Fuck you, Isis.

You literally defecate into each other's mouths in exchange for opportunities.

Everything about you is hateful and disgusting.

You literally eat each other's shit. Fuck you.


Anonymous 03/30/2026 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No.76108 del
I haven't killed anyone. I'm not killing myself. I'm not gay. You aren't successful. You cheat your way through life. Fuck you, Isis.


Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 21:31 [Preview] No.76983 del
Stop with the deadlines and threats. Apply your standards to niggers. Fuck you, Isis.


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 15:57 [Preview] No.76997 del
>>73537
AbdurRahman ibn Abu Layla, quoting Usayd ibn Hudayr, a man of the Ansar, said that while he was given to jesting and was talking to the people and making them laugh, the Prophet (ﷺ) poked him under the ribs with a stick. He said: Let me take retaliation. He said: Take retaliation. He said: You are wearing a shirt but I am not. The Prophet (ﷺ) then raised his shirt and the man embraced him and began to kiss his side. Then he said: This is what I wanted, Messenger of Allah!
Sunan Abi Dawud 5224

You kuffar have no idea what the religion of Allah entails.



Has Anyone Encountered the 'CypherWrks' Site? Now Dead, But Some Files Remain on cypherwrks.org Anonymous 11/16/2025 (Sun) 03:59 [Preview] No. 72450 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Not sure where else to post this, but I found something odd while browsing an old onion link
hhtps://kcmykvkkt3umiyx4xouu3sjo6odz3rolqphy2i2bbdan33g3zrjfjgqd.onion/ it used to load a minimal page with the name CypherWrks but now it’s completely dead.
I tried digging around on DuckDuckGo, both in the clearnet and through Tor, but got basically nothing. Then I started testing domains cypherwrks.com, .io, .net, .ia, .moe all dead or parked. The only one that actually loads is cypherwrks.org.
There’s a folder named Proteus with a few text files dated October 2025, talking about something called “filtrations” and a “Genesis X ledger event.” Weirdly, in the current clearnet version that line about Genesis X is gone, like it was edited out or replaced.
No explanation, no ads, no tokens, just static pages. Google shows almost zero results. The phrasing sounds AI-generated but also too coherent to be random. Maybe a hoax, maybe some old underground testnet?
Posting here in case someone knows the story behind it or remembers it from older chans (I’ve dug at 4chan archive without luck).
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Anonymous 12/21/2025 (Sun) 01:08 [Preview] No.73456 del
>>72515
can you repost this image? it seems like you messed up when uploading it.


sage Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 23:01 [Preview] No.74485 del
>>72450
The creators of this ARG story are https://www.erratumpress.com/consortium


Anonymous 03/06/2026 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.75155 del
Bump for reading later


update Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 19:37 [Preview] No.76794 del
cypherwerks updated. /Leaks exists now. Minimal files but juicy.>>75155


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.76990 del
>>76794
Has anybody noticed that the margin link on page 6 of the leaks emails jumps to a domain called “RAV index” Anyone check it out yet? (https://ra-vindex.github.io/index/index.html) Basically a GitHub repo dumping the scattered writings, manifestos and article’s of a Dr. Rodrigo Arellano-Voronov. That PDF breaks down his take on the Proteus thing pretty clean. Repo’s worth a dig on its own. Start with the 2017 drop The Archon Hypothesis. A full 180 on conspiracy theories. Fair warning tho: Voronov writes in his own weird strain of academese — takes a minute to parse, but there’s a glossary in there so you won’t get completleylost.



Eighty83three girls Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No. 76930 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
the girls in the Eighty83three I'd really really love to know which ones from the crew ended up doing actual porn especially Belle she was and still is the main one fawned over the most and hoped and preyed the most for doing something more than just underwear photoshoots in the distant future back when I first came across them all those years ago.

also found this little beauty:
https://bunkr.cr/a/xJjGHPfW
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Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 18:36 [Preview] No.76941 del
>>76930
>the girls in the Eighty83three

wow those are generic and npc-esque!

that's what you spend your precious time with baby? watching some boring girls pretend to have a life in front of the camera?


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 22:53 [Preview] No.76947 del
>>76941
Who cares about their social profiles? Hopefully someone will just post their nudes here for us to look at hehehe.


Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.76951 del
>>76947
>Hopefully someone will just post their nudes here for us to look at hehehe.
this


Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:12 [Preview] No.76954 del
>>76947
>Who cares about their social profiles? Hopefully someone will just post their nudes here for us to look at hehehe.

in no way meant to poop on your parade but i can't get a boner for these generic cattle girls.

when they are on onlyfans, there are websites that just mirror onlyfans and you can look at/download their images and videofiles on them for free; which is the only moral way to use only fans because they literally use the money that they don't give the girls to make genocide with.

again i don't mean to poop on your parade but i can't get a boner for evil. i can only fap to old porn like seymore butts because evil wasn't invented back then.


Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 13:55 [Preview] No.76976 del
>>76954
Honestly I don't really get a boner just seeking some random nude chick either. It's typically only a type of girl that has a rocking hot hair style, I like the chicks with curly hair, no tattoos or body piercings, not petite but not fat either, smaller perky tits no fake implants and I hate whores with too much makeup, if she looks like some China doll it turns me off.



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hiiiii
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Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:34 [Preview] No.76838 del
why are you bumping this shitty thread by OP who got rejected by Nicole


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.76850 del
dont care, faggot.


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 00:40 [Preview] No.76851 del
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Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.76881 del
>>76821
You really have to dig for the existing obscure online rippers but there are still some out there, here you go.


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The bdsm / kink community is so draining. Just very lame normies. No one actually into things, it's literally like facebook braindead bs.


Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:54 [Preview] No.76957 del
>>76946
>The bdsm / kink community is so draining

bdsm is how order-followers have sex. authority is such an essential part of their psyche that it grew into their sexuality; nothing outside of superior/inferior relationship makes any sense to them, they have left voluntary human interaction behind and have grown dependent on laws/rules/orders. they can no longer see people as equals, there always needs to be a leader otherwise nothing makes sense to them.

just normal sex with someone you are attracted to and like and have a physical/emotional connection with is not boring, it is effortlessly pleasant and fulfilling but because they can not have a real connection with other people, they have to act like they are all tough and normal sex is boring. that's not the case, they say that to divert from the fact that they are borken people unable to have genuine human connections...



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I just took a really pretty shit, and I'd like to share it with you guys.


Anonymous 04/16/2026 (Thu) 20:38 [Preview] No.76894 del
oh wow very textured and dry. mine is smooth and moist. you would benefit greatly from chewing your food more. you are but a bag of fluids and so does your stommach expect the food you swallow: a liquid. when you only chew enough to be able to swallow it down, you are swallowing inaccessible surface area that the liquids your stommach is adding can not touch. best case this is just roughage and it flows through you (though you might not have that good of a flow given how dry your sausage is). worst case this gets stuck in your gi tract.


Anonymous 04/17/2026 (Fri) 00:10 [Preview] No.76897 del
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>>76894

Bad advice. Enjoy your inevitable colon cancer tho.


Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.76950 del
>>76897

>Bad advice

get a real computer with a keyboard and then you can actually write what is bad about it instead of just presenting your empty minimal effort touchscreen judgement as if it meant anything🙄


Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.76955 del
>>76883
what's the green stuff?