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Anonymous 02/26/2021 (Fri) 22:44:35 [Preview] No. 32703 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
4c had spam bots



WHY DO GUEDAS MAKE ME CUM SO HARD GODDAMN ITT Anonymous 02/20/2021 (Sat) 08:10:47 [Preview] No. 32468 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
BY JUPITER'S GOLDEN 14 INCH MED COCK
Why do Italian girls overflow with sexiness, mother fucker I feel like my dick is going to exploid everytime I see one. If I won the lotto I would drive my pasty ass to Italy to fuck me a bronzed whore. I just realized all of my favorite pron stars are italian. MOTHER FUCKER let me tell you what heaven is and looks like. MOTHER FUCKER it is coming home from your job and hearing that Italian accent. MOTHER FUCKER you coming home and she makes you that bombastic spaghetti, YOU EAT IT MOTHER FUCKER, YOU GET NICE AND FULL ON THAT GIRLS COOKING NIGGER. You give that Italian queen that double Italian kiss and you tell you thanks mi Amor. See responds then Italian then gives you head, since she is Italian and thus hot as fuck you nut instantly. If you thought you were done, you are wrong because nigger you have an Italian GF, you at least, AT LEAST have 32 more loads in your cock right now. You praise all there to be praised in Catholicism and you go to town on that tight ass in till the sol comes down. You bust at least 16 nuts in her, you are exhausted, you are happy you both get dressed and you both watch jersey shore. You busting loads in your Italian GF spawns a hole legion of Roman glory. They are all based, love god and hates niggers nearly as much as you. You have the best sex with you beautiful GF under the glory of god everyday in till you fuck her for the last time. you bust one last glorious nut into that amazing Italian pussy, it is so good you die and ascend to heaven. You kick it next to Jesus, he gives you Spaghetti and you just chill and hate niggers. feels good man. She dies and comes back to heaven then give you head in the clouds into the end of time.


Anonymous 02/20/2021 (Sat) 16:01:29 [Preview] No.32471 del
>>32468
>Why do Italian girls overflow with sexiness,

Italy is a very genetically diverse region. They've invaded, and have been invaded by lots of different tribes carrying distinct haplotype groups


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3Bear Anonymous 02/11/2021 (Thu) 02:19:34 [Preview] No. 32169 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
hey guys 3Bear here,
Image request thread - post your image requests here.

I have a request myself actually. Anybody got that picture of tumblrchan tied up with a /pol/ack Pepe about to shoot her with.. ai dunno looks like a mauser? Thanks in advance
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Anonymous 02/17/2021 (Wed) 21:38:08 [Preview] No.32425 del
post peanus


Anonymous 02/26/2021 (Fri) 14:09:17 [Preview] No.32673 del
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Oso III


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Tres


Anonymous 02/26/2021 (Fri) 18:41:23 [Preview] No.32688 del
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drei






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Anonymous 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:58:25 [Preview] No. 31512 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
you are now hungry for sandwich
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Anonymous 01/26/2021 (Tue) 15:49:53 [Preview] No.31537 del
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>>31531
>chicken tendies don't come from rabbits
Spotted the (((biologist)))


Anonymous 01/28/2021 (Thu) 21:58:09 [Preview] No.31562 del
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I like Porknite!
I like Porknite!


Anonymous 02/09/2021 (Tue) 20:26:07 [Preview] No.32112 del
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you are now hungry for potato brush soup


Anonymous 02/21/2021 (Sun) 17:59:21 [Preview] No.32503 del
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you are now hungry for банан


Anonymous 02/26/2021 (Fri) 12:35:02 [Preview] No.32670 del
make sandwich great again



New World Order Plan Anonymous 02/25/2021 (Thu) 00:38:32 [Preview] No. 32595 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
New World Order Plan


Anonymous 02/25/2021 (Thu) 18:24:42 [Preview] No.32624 del
>work
>travel
i think this belongs on facebook


Anonymous 02/26/2021 (Fri) 00:01:52 [Preview] No.32642 del
>>32595
Gonna need a source for this picture OP


Anonymous 02/26/2021 (Fri) 06:16:58 [Preview] No.32665 del
free eyerolls for qtards



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Anonymous 08/18/2020 (Tue) 17:33:59 [Preview] No. 29696 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
You have just been stranded on a deserted island and have 7 months to live. What 3 things would you bring to survive?

What would you do in 7 months to get rescued or leave the island? You can also decide to stay there forever if you can figure out how to stay there.

You have an option of bringing 1-2 people with a specific skill
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Anonymous 01/16/2021 (Sat) 21:14:27 [Preview] No.31356 del
>>29720
>he cant make tv and electricity out of sticks and stones


Anonymous 01/17/2021 (Sun) 02:04:22 [Preview] No.31364 del
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>>31356
I thought you had to catch crabs before you could TV.


Anonymous 02/26/2021 (Fri) 00:10:45 [Preview] No.32648 del
Bump for board chemo


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>>29723
i think it would be better to have a toughbook in those conditions


Anonymous 02/26/2021 (Fri) 00:32:51 [Preview] No.32658 del
>>32656
That's a really good laptop anon. Can probably survive a tornado or earthquake and still run well



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Anonymous 01/14/2021 (Thu) 16:05:12 [Preview] No. 31313 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
why is europe such a shithole?
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Anonymous 01/31/2021 (Sun) 05:40:27 [Preview] No.31594 del
>>31590
Finland wasn't part of the USSR?


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Anonymous 02/02/2021 (Tue) 13:13:20 [Preview] No.31611 del
>>31313
why is france in russia and russia in France?
is a joke that I didn't get?


Anonymous 02/02/2021 (Tue) 15:51:23 [Preview] No.31612 del
>>31611
back in 1723 the capitol of france was overtaken by russian forces, in return the french took the russian's capitol; its similar to what happened to japan & america
during the reclaimation period after war, they had to give the eiffel tower back, piece by piece of course, pic related is when it was transferred


Anonymous 02/26/2021 (Fri) 00:15:27 [Preview] No.32651 del
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>>31313
>why is europe such a shithole?

Complacency
Backstabbing allies
Countries that just cannot stop fighting each other over the dumbest things
Freemasons
Progressives
Society not progressive enough
Decadence
Low salaries
Inflated salaries
Not working enough
Working too hard with low salaries
American bases
Russia
China

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Anonymous 02/12/2021 (Fri) 21:41:47 [Preview] No. 32237 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
im thinking about getting a wii 3 (switch), is it worth it?
i was saving till it got real upgrades, and it worked for first big upgrade, but after that theres been nothing whatsoever about the "switch pro"
theres a lot of talk about the switch pro not coming out at least after currentyear
i know about the joycon issues & such, but i don't really care, i just don't want to buy the equivalent of an playstation 1, all to have them announce what basically the PS5 a month later
i just wanna play some nice vidya
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Anonymous 02/13/2021 (Sat) 07:49:18 [Preview] No.32245 del
>>32237
The switch is good, but is very weak performance wise compared to other consoles or PC.

The other thing is that nintendo has been a really shitty company since Iwata died. You would be funding their shitty practices if you bought it.

>i was saving till it got real upgrades, and it worked for first big upgrade, but after that theres been nothing whatsoever about the "switch pro"

You can just trade in your old switch for a new pro if it ever comes out anon


Anonymous 02/13/2021 (Sat) 20:13:49 [Preview] No.32263 del
>>32245
yeah, i've noticed that nintendo has been acting pretty shitty, i was kinda worried about that in a way, but also i don't see how it wold directly affect me that much
i don't mind the low performance, i'm already used to playing a 2012 craptop
>You can just trade in your old switch for a new pro if it ever comes out anon
i'll just probably give it as a gift to someone
ima buy it /b/ros


Anonymous 02/15/2021 (Mon) 00:52:52 [Preview] No.32280 del
>>32263
>i don't mind the low performance, i'm already used to playing a 2012 craptop

Same here

>ima buy it /b/ros
Cool. Let us know how it's like having it. I was thinking of getting one for the new Smash bros


Anonymous 02/15/2021 (Mon) 00:53:44 [Preview] No.32281 del
Although this may be a better idea

>i'll just probably give it as a gift to someone

Could be a lot better than buying it for yourself. People love getting gifts. Just be sure that it's for someone who actually likes playing games


Anonymous 02/26/2021 (Fri) 00:07:33 [Preview] No.32645 del
So did end up getting it OP? >>32237



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bbcslutwifemidwest Anonymous 02/24/2021 (Wed) 09:11:21 [Preview] No. 32540 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Anyone have anymore info?
Found this mega, anyone know?

https://mega (.) nz/folder/7pQDHK5T#ME3lCDUKEwLP3svLJnWVRQ


Anonymous 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:23:49 [Preview] No.32544 del
Yuck. How are some people so fucked up they mix races, especially with something as low tier as Afros? It's barely above bestiality.

OP, do you hate yourself? Do you eat shit and choke yourself to get off?


Anonymous 02/24/2021 (Wed) 14:28:48 [Preview] No.32547 del
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>>32544
Well, once you go down the road of degradation, you kinda have to stay on the ride, ya'know?


Anonymous 02/26/2021 (Fri) 00:06:33 [Preview] No.32644 del
>>32547
That sounds a little too nihilistic for my taste