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Hi, I'm asking for a loan or donation of 1699.16€ or $1930. I would pay you back around €100 per month and most times far more than that, especially if I get re-employed later (I'm a programmer) in which case I can pay the whole sum within two months.

dongdicks9000@hotmail.com is my contact email and Paypal.

I've tried most everything so far, asking relatives, Paypal Credit... I can't get a loan from banks either.

It's for pic related laptop ordered directly from Lenovo. Why? Well Amazon or eBay I won't try because I keep reading horror reviews of wrong specs etc, and they're used machines anyway. I do heavy multimedia projects most of the time, not just programming.
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Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.77092 del
>>77091
Instead of coming up with a shitty programmer story just post your face and timestamp, even partially covered to prove your identity, on websites like 4chan or here, say you're homeless and need some money because you're food deprived or whatever. Easiest 100 bucks of your life


Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 20:39 [Preview] No.77112 del
>>77092
What "programmer story", retard? I mentioned it in passing, in parentheses and it was the truth.


Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 20:53 [Preview] No.77113 del
>>69215
did it work? anyone donate yet? what do you mean by 'programmer' what do you do?


Anonymous 05/09/2026 (Sat) 17:41 [Preview] No.77415 del
>>77091
>I've sent about 800 applications

800 aplications the fuck? are there even 800 companies where you live? that's an awfully large number....

did you upload your resume as pdf file and then re-enter it in their shitty website 800 times? that seems like something that would take weeks to accomplish.

last time i did this i looked at hundreds of companies and then applied for 5, had 2 companies invite me, they hated me, i hated them, fuck this prison i was unfortunate to be born in. money was a mistake. now i have a part-time job where i work 1-2 days a week for like 5 hours and make so little money that all i can afford is food from the discount supermarket and rent for my 1room appartment-cell. my plan is to move to africa because i can do my job from there (for 2-3 more years) and the rent is cheaper and so is food.


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.77475 del
>>77415
No it's because most places want 5 years of experience, that's a stupid arbitrary cutoff. Someone with 4 or 3 years can't get a job. I've seen people post proof they've sent 2000 applications, I'm not gonna do that.

Anyway about the computer, I'm saving for a desktop pc. It'll take almost a year but that's my only option.



Just join, do you have anything else better to do?

Please share a picture you feel close to after you join too...

https://discord.gg/a88RWex9EJ


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 19:20 [Preview] No.76527 del
>discord

did you accidentally click the wrong browser bookmark and did not notice? this is an imageboard you probably wanted to post this on facebook.


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.77472 del
>>76524
>discord
kys



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chan Anonymous 07/28/2025 (Mon) 18:19 [Preview] No. 70543 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.74407 del
Damn that so crazy that this literally dead thread got bumped out of nowhere while at the same time illegal spam and regular simp spam keeps getting posted on /b/.

Damn almost like the same people that spam our board are behind the botnets that keep getting made. Because they make shitty threads and bump botnet threads and never report the spam that gets made.

btw we still have some spam left BOs and mods. It's been here for a while

Damn that's crazy. What a coincidence.


sage Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.74408 del
>>74407
Was referring to these 2 posts

>>74356
>>74370
because this thread was dead and 404ing before these 2 "genuine posters" showed up like 2 days ago


Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.74475 del
>>74408
Can you tell edgelord on r9k that i stupidly miss him


Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 20:26 [Preview] No.74482 del
How do I get to Balkan Chan


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.77471 del
>>70543
>no onion link
kys nigger



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Just over 15 years ago, when the Democrat-controlled House and the Democrat-controlled Senate were debating the healthcare proposals offered by the Democrat president, nearly everyone on the political right was unified in opposition. It may well have been the last time the right was united on anything, but it was indeed unified and resolute.

Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann (MN) warned that “This monstrosity of a bill will not only destroy the private healthcare market, it will lead to massive increases in premiums and rationed care.” Congressman (and eventual vice-presidential nominee and Speaker of the House) Paul Ryan (WI) complained that “This bill is a fiscal Frankenstein. It’s a government takeover that will explode costs and kill jobs.” Senator (and Republican Leader) Mitch McConnell (KY) insisted that Americans “want reforms that lower costs, not a trillion-dollar government experiment.”

Even the Heritage Foundation — in the news lately for purportedly exacerbating rifts in the conservative coalition — likewise agreed with everyone in the movement, insisting that Obamacare was a disaster waiting to happen and would keep none of the promises that it made, all while destroying what was good and valuable in the private insurance market.

More than a decade later, when it was clear that the system was in trouble and that only greater government intervention and spending could save it, the Heritage Foundation took something of a victory lap, detailing Obamacare’s manifest failures and arguing that it was long past time to scrap the whole experiment.

The ACA dramatically increased health insurance premiums and cost-sharing in the individual market…
The ACA collapsed insurer competition in the nation’s individual markets…
The ACA failed to meet official enrollment targets in the individual markets…
The ACA is pricing middle-class Americans out of individual market coverage…
The ACA expanded government coverage while wrecking the private individual health insurance market…
The ACA compromised access to care for persons — including those with pre-existing medical conditions — enrolled in the nation’s individual markets…
The ACA failed—and failed miserably to attract young people into the exchange insurance pools…
The ACA’s vaunted delivery reforms did not yield the anticipated savings.

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Anonymous 11/18/2025 (Tue) 17:45 [Preview] No.72537 del
Republicans generally have been reluctant to extend the enhanced subsidies without also addressing abuse of the Obamacare system, which they say rose dramatically after those subsidies were introduced.

The expiration date indicates that the subsidies were not considered a long-term solution, Dr. Mehmet Oz, administrator of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, said in a Fox News interview on Nov. 16.

“It creates incentives for fraud,” he said.

“Instead of paying insurance companies to manage our money, let’s trust Americans to manage their own care — with a pre-funded Federal Flexible Spending Account,” he said.

A Flexible Spending Account is similar to a Health Savings Account but is not owned by the individual and does not roll over from year to year.

Commercial health insurance premiums have risen every year since 2008, according to Health System Tracker, a data collection site run by the nonprofits The Peterson Center on Healthcare and KFF.


Anonymous 11/25/2025 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.72784 del
juboeur9


Anonymous 03/10/2026 (Tue) 03:18 [Preview] No.75459 del
wow


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 11:10 [Preview] No.77470 del
>>72464
>electoral politics slop
when will people learn that voting doesn't mean anything and actually legitimizes the ruling class



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https://miochan.cc/

nntpchan is back!


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.77451 del
>>77449
>Another botnet

We're not going OP


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.77469 del
>>77449
>no onion link
kys faggot



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https://digichan.top/index.html
DigiChan is an anonymous imageboard inspired by the anime Di Gi Charat — the classic 1998 series
about Dejiko, a cat-eared alien princess from the planet Di Gi Charat, and her friends Puchiko
and Usada, navigating life on Earth with charm, chaos, and plenty of "nyo"s.

Just like Dejiko's carefree spirit, this board is a place to post freely, share your interests,
and have fun — no need for a name or identity, nyu~. Whether you're into anime, gaming, or just
want to shitpost into the void, you're welcome here.


Anonymous 04/25/2026 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.77133 del
see


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.77468 del
>>77119
>no onion link
kys faggot



(63.00 B 512noodle)
Don't use imageboards! Use texboards! Like 512NOODLE! http://ewk7ehnkmdrgguvnc4zvppzpnlmp4g4n5yhz2snwbryne6lklojhiqyd.onion/
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Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 03:15 [Preview] No.77294 del
>>77277
It was a good idea but the sus links from users made it look like a honeypot. Uncensored anonymous imageboards/textboards are a relic of the past where most users on the internet could be trusted to behave somewhat normally.
Now, the internet includes most of humanity and all the bad things that come along with it. There's only two ways to deal with that:
1. identity-tied accounts or/and AI-powered heavy censorship
2. small self-hosted services with exclusive membership where users mostly know each other

The Internet is no longer a place you go to, it encompasses humanity. The new social structures on the Internet will closely match how humans normally organized before its invention.


Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 12:15 [Preview] No.77297 del
>>77294
You are bitching about honeypots yet you think turning the whole internet into a fucking honeypot is the solution? WTF. No thanks, I'd rather it just be chaotic and anonymous, not turn into something like subscribing to a Facebook account. Fuck that shit.


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 01:52 [Preview] No.77321 del
>>77294
look where you are posting you stupid nigger


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.77325 del
>>75915
I think what you call it is retarded. Endchan sounds a lot better than 512noodle gaytard. Keep going and waste money on hosting or whatever makes you happy ok?


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.77467 del
>>76004
Onion links are based and regular URLs are bullshit. Stay mad kike



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3chan.net Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No. 75523 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
3chan is a new image board I have created that is like 4chan but it has no ads the url is 3chan.net i hope to see people soon.
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Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 20:25 [Preview] No.75546 del
>>75523
I posted something there


Anonymous 03/14/2026 (Sat) 18:30 [Preview] No.75577 del
will this be as cool as soyjak party


Anonymous 03/14/2026 (Sat) 18:31 [Preview] No.75578 del
better not be full of troons and niggers


Anonymous 03/15/2026 (Sun) 00:44 [Preview] No.75588 del
BRING BACK DECEMBERCHAN YOU NIGGERS


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.77466 del
>>75523
>no onion service
kys





Anonymous 04/26/2026 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.77156 del
this shit sucks, why even bother paying for hosting if noone uses it


Anonymous 05/02/2026 (Sat) 20:30 [Preview] No.77229 del
>>77156
Was just wondering why everyone wants to make their own chanboard domain. It's not gonna work unless 8chan goes to shit.


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.77465 del
>>77151
>no onion service
kys



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3chan anonymous image board Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No. 76921 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
3chan.net is a newer anonymous image board that is easy to use and has zero ads on it and it currently has 7 boards.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.76926 del
cool will check it out


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.77464 del
>>76921
>no onion service
kys