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OnionShare Anonymous 02/23/2024 (Fri) 18:43 [Preview] No. 50151 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post your OnionShare and see what files people send you, or alternatively send files to my OnionShare here:

http://7an45iufzpyqfgi2os6ki74vycswbrqlr3soggtlnmb5sg6bspowfuyd.onion
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Dafne Keen Anonymous 10/22/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.54187 del
Does anyone know if there's any onion links to the recent dafne keen leaks?


Anonymous 11/03/2024 (Sun) 23:53 [Preview] No.54406 del
is there an uncensored hidden wiki link



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lmlm Anonymous 11/15/2024 (Fri) 00:15 [Preview] No. 54565 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
14cm


Anonymous 11/15/2024 (Fri) 00:24 [Preview] No.54566 del
Don't desecrate that white man's shower, you gross NIGGER!!



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Encyclopedia Dramatica thread Anonymous 09/27/2023 (Wed) 21:26 [Preview] No. 48401 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Step 1: Go to ED

https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Main_Page

https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Special:Random

Step 2: Bring back the best, smartest and/or lulziest article you can find. Post it in this thread

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit!
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Anonymous 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.51787 del
>>51785
I know, Rest in peace, you will be missed.


Anonymous 09/03/2024 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.53411 del
at this rate have to host federated instances


Anonymous 11/12/2024 (Tue) 01:18 [Preview] No.54484 del
>>53411
What do u mean?


Anonymous 11/14/2024 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.54552 del
where is ED?



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[Posted this to /tv/ but I think that place is dead so here is a /b/ mirror]

Time to list some must-see films I think anons should watch before SHTF.

What counts as a good film for me? Story must be intriguing and get you hooked. Acting must be good, believable and unique. Also, I prefer more realistic movies, but it doesn't have to be if the movie is a top notch classic with a great story and incredible acting.

Go ahead and make your own recommended lists if you like, and if you do, please post the titles and release dates!

Badlands (1973)
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
STONE (1974)
The Day After (1983)
River's Edge (1986)
Absence of Malice (1981)
A Fistful of Dollars (1964)
For A Few Dollars More (1965)
The Boys Next Door (1985)

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Anonymous 10/29/2024 (Tue) 02:46 [Preview] No.54262 del
>>54122
>>54122
yeah it's probably an easy to get movie nowadays. I don't have much free time lately to do it, but I'll look into it. Thanks for the help anon.


Anonymous 10/31/2024 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.54352 del
>>54262
As long as you are not a complete imbecile when it comes to the online world you know there are peer-to-peer and bit torrent clients and you can get almost any kind of media today online.


Anonymous 11/12/2024 (Tue) 01:11 [Preview] No.54481 del
>This Is Spinal Tap (also known as This Is Spın̈al Tap: A Rockumentary by Martin Di Bergi) is a 1984 American mockumentary comedy film co-written and directed by Rob Reiner (in his feature directorial debut). The film stars Christopher Guest, Michael McKean and Harry Shearer as members of the heavy metal band Spinal Tap, who are characterized as "one of England's loudest bands". Reiner plays Martin "Marty" Di Bergi, a documentary filmmaker who follows them on their American tour.

>The film satirizes the behavior and musical pretensions of rock bands and the perceived hagiographic tendencies of rock documentaries such as The Song Remains the Same (1976) and The Last Waltz (1978), and follows the similar All You Need Is Cash (1978) by the Rutles. Most of its dialogue was improvised and dozens of hours were filmed.


Anonymous 11/12/2024 (Tue) 01:13 [Preview] No.54482 del
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>>54481
Also

Nigel's amplifier dials that have "eleven" as the highest volume setting.

<This scene is the origin of the phrase "up to eleven."


Anonymous 11/13/2024 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.54539 del



The Internet Archive site is currently under DDoS attacks by hackers Anonymous 10/14/2024 (Mon) 03:01 [Preview] No. 54112 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Reposting this from /news/, Maybe some people use Internet Archive on /b/ and they might be wondering why the site is currently down.

>The Internet Archive will come back within “days” following a cyberattack that brought down the organization’s vast digital library and the Wayback Machine, according to an update from founder Brewster Kahle. It’s been struggling due to a data breach and DDoS attack earlier this week that revealed the email addresses, screen names, password change timestamps, and other information associated with more than 31 million unique email addresses.

Currently, if you try to access the Internet Archive’s website, you’ll see a notice that says it’s “temporarily” offline. Links to the Wayback Machine also won’t load.
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News update on Internet Archive Anonymous 10/29/2024 (Tue) 02:43 [Preview] No.54261 del
Internet Archive's back up now. Looks like they solved the issue. Maybe they should prepare better for this type of thing in the future though. Just in case

https://archive.org/


Anonymous 10/30/2024 (Wed) 07:54 [Preview] No.54277 del
Glad it is still up and running. I wonder how they fix the stolen user password problem?


Anonymous 11/12/2024 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.54504 del
archive.ph for now until the web archiver gets fixed


Anonymous 11/12/2024 (Tue) 13:03 [Preview] No.54506 del
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anyone who thought this shit would ever work is and was always a clown

enjoy the circus retards


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Random Cat facts Anonymous 11/16/2022 (Wed) 18:05 [Preview] No. 44523 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Random Cat facts

Cats have an extra organ that allows them to taste scents on the air, which is why your cat stares at you with her mouth open from time to time.

Cats are nearsighted, but their peripheral vision and night vision are much better than that of humans.

A group of cats is called a “clowder”.

Cats have whiskers on the backs of their front legs.

Male cats are more likely to be left-pawed, while female cats are more likely to be right-pawed.
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Anonymous 10/10/2024 (Thu) 03:41 [Preview] No.54066 del
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>>54065
The Hungarian word for "quotation marks," macskaköröm, literally translates to "cat claws."

Polydactyl cats refer to cats with 6 toes on their front paws.

Approximately 200 feral cats roam the grounds of Disneyland, where they help control the amusement park’s rodent population. They’re all spayed or neutered, and park staffers provide them with medical care and extra food.

Cats can drink seawater! Their kidneys are able to filter salt out of water, something humans can't do.


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>>54066
Cats can make more than 100 different sounds.

There are 473 taste buds on a cat's tongue!

It was illegal to kill cats in Ancient Egypt. Not only were cats seen as an icon for Bast, the Goddess of Protection, but they were also very effective in keeping rats at bay. It was seen as a civil dis-service to kill them and often resulted in the death penalty.


Anonymous 10/22/2024 (Tue) 19:54 [Preview] No.54189 del
>>54010
what i mean is does my cat understand that, say, petting and hugging are signs of friendship? or does he think it's me being his slave or something


Anonymous 11/12/2024 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.54490 del
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>>54189
>what i mean is does my cat understand that, say, petting and hugging are signs of friendship?
Yes, those are normally seen as a sign for bonding and socializing with other cats. So that's what the kitty feels when you do it.

That's how cats normally communicate with each other. Like scratching and biting each other.

U can just tell the kitty to not do it a few times and they'll get it eventually. Same thing I did with my cat and she stopped eventually.


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Name your top favorite 10 TV shows along with the aired dates. Only must watch, must have for digital collections. Feel free to mention if any later seasons get shitty. I'll be the first to post a reply to this thread.
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Anonymous 10/25/2024 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.54216 del
The golden years of television were back in the 50s, 60s and 70s. There were some really good shows during the 80s & 90s too, just less of them. By the early 2000s TV shows started to get really stupid with a few rare exceptions. Shows like Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul and Ozarks were definitely some of the rare exceptions in modern times. So is Svengoolie (an old time horror movie host on Me-TV who still airs new shows). I did also enjoy watching Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives too from time to time but watching that show also made me hungry. Antique Road Show was also an interesting watch, they started airing it back in the mid-90s but I think they continue airing new episodes to this day.

I have a friend who doesn't like modern TV either, only sports, but my friend says I should watch Pawn Stars sometime. He says that's the only show besides sport networks he'll watch today. I wouldn't be able to watch it though, I do not pay for TV service anymore. I would have to download anything new I wanted to watch and/or find a DVD box set of the show to buy if I liked it. I got all those older TV shows I liked to watch all on DVD box sets. Well worth the investment.


Anonymous 10/31/2024 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.54354 del
I should add Trailer Park Boys to my collection. Funny show.


Anonymous 11/03/2024 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.54399 del
Three Stooges are classic, at least the older Curly and Shemp ones are.


Anonymous 11/12/2024 (Tue) 01:06 [Preview] No.54480 del
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>>54124
Father Ted. It's a pretty good Irish show OP. Lot of wacky moments.


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Welding Machine Anonymous 10/11/2024 (Fri) 23:44 [Preview] No. 54084 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm looking at getting this welding machine to practice on before I start the welding course end of next year and it's stated that you can use a Tig gun on this and want to know which one would be the right Tig gun to get
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Anonymous 11/09/2024 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.54453 del
Make America Weld Again!


Anonymous 11/11/2024 (Mon) 01:49 [Preview] No.54465 del
>>54453
Haha lol I can get behind that


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Anonymous 11/11/2024 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.54472 del
>>54470
What???


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Can you guys believe the next decade is around the corner /b/?

What do you think is going to happen in the next 10 years Do you have any plans or wishes /b How did this last decade pan out for you? Anything cool or crazy happen to you or anyone you know during this last decade?
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Anonymous 08/03/2024 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.52920 del
I don't hold much hope for the world anymore. Things will probably continue to get worse, societies will become more balkanized as individuals give up and/or live in their own little bubbles. As the global economy continues to face greater risk of crisis and supply chain disturbances due to wars, governments will likely become more totalitarian and oppressive towards those who feel the pain and speak out the most. It's cruel but totally and utterly predictable.


Anonymous 08/04/2024 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.52949 del
done have to once again


Anonymous 08/11/2024 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.53077 del
>>52920
i am here hoping everything gets better once more, it probably wont during my lifetime but hope is all i have


Oghey Anonymous 11/12/2024 (Tue) 01:17 [Preview] No.54483 del
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>>25098
Da trump guy got elected for president of ameriga again.

Ehh


Anonymous 11/13/2024 (Wed) 06:55 [Preview] No.54517 del
it's already great

things will go well



DONALD 2024
VANCE 2028
VANCE 2032

May the trilogy not bomb
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Anonymous 11/11/2024 (Mon) 01:28 [Preview] No.54464 del
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I LOVE YOU TRUMP!! EEEEE!!! owo


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We'll finally have some level of sanity once again, bravo America, keep on 'Mericannnn!


Anonymous 11/11/2024 (Mon) 14:43 [Preview] No.54475 del
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'Merica fuck yah!


Anonymous 11/11/2024 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.54476 del
MUSK/TRUMP 2028 !!!!

Meme it into reality!


Anonymous 11/13/2024 (Wed) 05:54 [Preview] No.54510 del
TRUMP Deport those FILTHY MEXICANS