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gift ideas Anonymous 09/24/2024 (Tue) 22:05 [Preview] No. 53769 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
sending my boyfriend (LDR) a Christmas present at some point. What kind of stuff should I pack? He likes WOW,Pepsi,musicals, fantasy,pirate shit, and poems.

(already sent him my underwear so give something related to that)
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Anonymous 09/25/2024 (Wed) 21:38 [Preview] No.53799 [X] del >>53807
>>53793
I'm 17 so it's fine, the FBI just isn't a fan


Anonymous 09/26/2024 (Thu) 00:06 [Preview] No.53807 [X] del >>53813
>>53799
The FBI can't arrest you or him if your State says you are of legal age. They don't get involved with stuff like that unless you are selling porn of yourself underage anyway. Local police would, but that depends where you live and what the State laws are for consenting age. In many states you can be 17 and as long as you have parental consent to date someone older you legally can. I dated a 17 y/o girl when I was 21 years old and her parents were fine about it and that was many decades ago.


Anonymous 09/26/2024 (Thu) 00:50 [Preview] No.53809 [X] del >>53812
If you're a guy, you're a faggot. If you're a girl, gtfo nigress


Anonymous 09/27/2024 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.53812 [X] del
>>53809
fuck off you loveless sad little kike fucking idiot Jew, a girl can love all she wants you stupid faggot end yourself and your lonely existence


Anonymous 09/27/2024 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.53813 [X] del
>>53807
a lot happened and I was sent to a mental hospital so they had to investigate further and found out he's 27 and that I sent him nudes, so uh oh



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Travelling Without Moving Anonymous 02/07/2024 (Wed) 02:00 [Preview] No. 49843 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
hands down my Favourite Album from the 90's
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Anonymous 09/03/2024 (Tue) 21:40 [Preview] No.53429 [X] del >>53432
The government welds your door shut and then outlaws starting a business and living in McMansions, cars, skyscrapers, and tiny homes.

The governments bans body odor and then closes stores and bans delivery services.

The state closes bathrooms and then outlaws public urination.

The government closes the border and then arrests tourists for overstaying their visas.


Anonymous 09/04/2024 (Wed) 01:20 [Preview] No.53432 [X] del
>>53429
No, the government opens the border to everyone in the third world and then arrests crime victims for complaining about it over social media. The government says you should fight their wars when they import thousands of third worlders to replace you in your own country. At least that is what European governments are doing today.


Anonymous 09/10/2024 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.53560 [X] del
>>51231
Great album.


Anonymous 09/24/2024 (Tue) 12:24 [Preview] No.53757 [X] del
decent thread have a bump


Anonymous 10/11/2024 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.54083 [X] del
Bumping



Anti-zionist here(under duress) Anonymous 01/15/2022 (Sat) 00:45 [Preview] No. 38138 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
I am in the U.S. being oppressed by the zionists.
Is there anyone out there?
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Anonymous 05/24/2024 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.51720 [X] del
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I have brown hair. And flew planes into the twin towers.


Anonymous 06/05/2024 (Wed) 16:29 [Preview] No.51928 [X] del
There is probably no help coming.


Anonymous 06/08/2024 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.51985 [X] del
Wow.

Americans think that the USA was a free country in 2014.


Anonymous 06/19/2024 (Wed) 18:06 [Preview] No.52152 [X] del
Bad to know.


Anonymous 08/07/2024 (Wed) 02:36 [Preview] No.53010 [X] del
Americans scream tyranny is wonderful, but Americans are unable to explain why Cubans try to escape even though Cuba has gun control and free medical care.



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Name your top favorite 10 TV shows along with the aired dates. Only must watch, must have for digital collections. Feel free to mention if any later seasons get shitty. I'll be the first to post a reply to this thread.
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Anonymous 10/25/2024 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.54216 [X] del
The golden years of television were back in the 50s, 60s and 70s. There were some really good shows during the 80s & 90s too, just less of them. By the early 2000s TV shows started to get really stupid with a few rare exceptions. Shows like Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul and Ozarks were definitely some of the rare exceptions in modern times. So is Svengoolie (an old time horror movie host on Me-TV who still airs new shows). I did also enjoy watching Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives too from time to time but watching that show also made me hungry. Antique Road Show was also an interesting watch, they started airing it back in the mid-90s but I think they continue airing new episodes to this day.

I have a friend who doesn't like modern TV either, only sports, but my friend says I should watch Pawn Stars sometime. He says that's the only show besides sport networks he'll watch today. I wouldn't be able to watch it though, I do not pay for TV service anymore. I would have to download anything new I wanted to watch and/or find a DVD box set of the show to buy if I liked it. I got all those older TV shows I liked to watch all on DVD box sets. Well worth the investment.


Anonymous 10/31/2024 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.54354 [X] del
I should add Trailer Park Boys to my collection. Funny show.


Anonymous 11/03/2024 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.54399 [X] del >>54534
Three Stooges are classic, at least the older Curly and Shemp ones are.


Anonymous 11/12/2024 (Tue) 01:06 [Preview] No.54480 [X] del
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>>54124
Father Ted. It's a pretty good Irish show OP. Lot of wacky moments.


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Garbage In. Garbage Out. Anonymous 12/30/2023 (Sat) 22:55 [Preview] No. 49273 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/new-blue-screen-death-youre-vehicle-cannot-be-driven

We have 34 trillion dollars of national debt and we cannot even have standard modern reliable vehicles? The state of this country is absolute garbage today. Better keep and be able to maintain your older vehicles, they'll be the only ones able to commute without headaches and huge financial setbacks.

No way in hell I'd ever take a loan to purchase one of these newer vehicles.
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Anonymous 11/04/2024 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.54409 [X] del
Free Market DEAD: Modern Vehicles Spy On Drivers, Send Data To Insurance Companies & Police

In the brief video below, you will see that newer cars are equipped with sophisticated data collection systems that track your driving, speed, facial expressions, aggressiveness, even "sexual activity" in the car. It's all forwarded to data brokers!

In one case, a guy was driving his 1 year old Toyota when it went on fire. Toyota refused Warranty work, telling him that "at some point in your ownership, you drove over 85 MPH." That had nothing at all to do with the car fire, but they refused to honor the warranty nonetheless.

A guy who owns a Corvette, took it to a closed race track to see what the car could do, and do so legally on a closed track. The computer logged all the speed and sharp turns, and his Insurance skyrocketed.

The video is self explanatory: https://htrs-special.s3.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/New-Cars-Collect-Data-Send-to-Ins-co-and-police.mp4

The "rub" is that YOU CONSENT to this when you install their "App" on your phone. Continuous spying, and relaying of data to third parties, which includes Insurance companies and even Law Enforcement.

Car companies are doing this because they make millions selling driver data to data brokers and government regulations MANDATE this spyware shit in all modern vehicles.

HT REMARK: I declined to activate the GMC App in my Diesel pick-up truck in 2021 when I got it, because I read the "Terms of Service" and didn't want this being done to me. I also declined to install the KIA App for my new K-5 when I got it a few months ago in August. Both GM and KIA are among the most notorious for data collection.

MY COMMENT: I refuse to buy anything past the year 2016!!! I am most definitely holding on to my older trucks too! Looks like this country is headed towards disaster! New Unstable vehicles now becoming a FISCAL LIABILITY for users to drive! New vehicles illegally spying on drives, total violation of the US Constitution! The free market and consumer choice is clearly DEAD in the USSA. This is exactly what a failed totalitarian state looks like!!!

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Anonymous 11/04/2024 (Mon) 13:03 [Preview] No.54410 [X] del
This makes me so pissed I thought of another solution to Hal's opt-out! I would recommend you put any "smartphone" in a Faraday bag when using these modern shitware spymobiles as well! Don't even allow the WiFi chips to detect any smartphone network in the first place!! You can legally buy Faraday cage bags for laptops and numerous other devices online, there are companies that even sell them for credit cards and wallets! Looks like this is a MUST INVESTMENT as we devolve into an unfriendly anti-consumer nanny police state!!


Anonymous 11/09/2024 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.54452 [X] del
MAKE Mechanical Vehicles With Combustible Engines GREAT AGAIN!


Anonymous 11/19/2024 (Tue) 17:16 [Preview] No.54584 [X] del
still garbage, bring back free market reliability


Anonymous 11/20/2024 (Wed) 00:35 [Preview] No.54595 [X] del
Buy a 1969 Chevy Nova with points, a condenser, a 350-V8 engine, a 4-barrel carb, no black box of any kind, easy to work on, hella fun to drive, chick magnet, looks way fucking better than anything else on the road, and don't worry about all this stupid planned-obselence surveillance monitoring bullshit. Buy it from a grandma in Kansas for cheap and drive it home and it'll cost a fraction of the ankle monitor garbage on the market too. Or go total badass and become a year-round motorcycle rider.



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How’s all
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Anonymous 09/08/2024 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.53533 [X] del >>53708>>53782
>>53474
AGREE! So another bump is WORTH IT. Fuck that gay retarded gore spammer.


Anonymous 09/20/2024 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.53708 [X] del
>>53533
again mitigated


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Anonymous 09/27/2024 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.53822 [X] del
such is yes


Anonymous 10/03/2024 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.53953 [X] del
I don't like spam so bump



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Cicada 3301 Anonymous 04/11/2024 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No. 50778 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
What opinion do you have about cicada 3301?
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Anonymous 07/19/2024 (Fri) 00:55 [Preview] No.52616 [X] del
Normie schizo glow puzzle


Anonymous 07/21/2024 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.52643 [X] del
>>50999
Meh glow niggers are probably discovered and chosen in their childhood


Anonymous 07/30/2024 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No.52805 [X] del
toy spin renegade mush mouth?


Anonymous 08/11/2024 (Sun) 06:46 [Preview] No.53078 [X] del
i saw it being mentioned online when i was a little kid, didn't have much interest in that at the time


Anonymous 08/14/2024 (Wed) 14:21 [Preview] No.53120 [X] del
Patriots say that Americans will never pick up a gun to resist tyranny because Americans are too lazy to even send an email to Congress, but you should never give up defending freedom.

Don't go to the concentration camps quietly.



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I'd settle for a girl like this, /b/ros. I mean, she's cute even though i haven't seen her face, she has pale skin, cute brunette with bob haircut (most girls in my shithole country are 3/10 brown skinned goblinas with dyed blonde hair and they all have a haughty attitude), just a little overweight, but all the better more to grab from ;)

I don't get why ya'll look down on chubby girls, they're wife material. This girl could even cosplay my waifu Chara Dreemurr <3
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Anonymous 06/09/2024 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.52002 [X] del
>>51986
how about killing yourself already you miserable spam nigger?


Anonymous 07/21/2024 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.52642 [X] del
>>51831
Real men like chubby chicks and no makeup but it makes for shitty porn porn should be the best meat in the deli


Anonymous 07/25/2024 (Thu) 02:31 [Preview] No.52685 [X] del
Bitch nigger fuck bitch


Anonymous 07/28/2024 (Sun) 05:21 [Preview] No.52726 [X] del
Just start dancing.


Anonymous 10/30/2024 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.54283 [X] del
BITCH NIGGER SHIT FUCK BASTARD



Your all virgins. Get laid Incel. Anonymous 09/06/2024 (Fri) 17:49 [Preview] No. 53488 [Reply] [X] [Last 50 Posts]
I had sex with 13 anime Waifus In Heaven.

Cry Harder.
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Anonymous 09/07/2024 (Sat) 19:19 [Preview] No.53518 [X] del >>53539
>>53515
Listen to me, you will die a VIRGIN, Incel.


Sage Anonymous 09/08/2024 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.53539 [X] del >>53546
>>53518
Fuck off.


Anonymous 09/08/2024 (Sun) 21:40 [Preview] No.53546 [X] del >>53552
>>53539
Fuck on, Virgin. Stop using your hand keyboard warrior.


Sage Anonymous 09/09/2024 (Mon) 17:16 [Preview] No.53552 [X] del
>>53546
Normally we're only ok with retards posting here if they prove to be particularly entertaining. So far you're a bore. Make haste to make a case for you.


Anonymous 10/30/2024 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.54316 [X] del
Basically, Fuck my Asshole.



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I want to have sex with this woman in her butt hole
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Anonymous 08/25/2024 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.53300 [X] del >>53303
>>53299
Because I like women's butts
I've never had a great blowjob, and I just assume women hate doing it


Anonymous 08/25/2024 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.53303 [X] del >>53313
>>53300
Women love sucking dick.
Just make sure you take a shower first.


Anonymous 08/25/2024 (Sun) 19:37 [Preview] No.53313 [X] del
>>53303
Most do but not all do. I've met girls before who rather just be fucked in the ass or pussy. Sometimes blowing doesn't turn them on for whatever reason.


Anonymous 08/26/2024 (Mon) 22:18 [Preview] No.53335 [X] del
>>53298
Imagine the smell.


Anonymous 10/30/2024 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.54320 [X] del
Embarrassment Babe.