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Confession Anonymous 02/01/2021 (Mon) 07:48:44 [Preview] No. 31604 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Ok look I've been searching all over the internet and I think this is a safe spot to just confess this and get it off my chest

I live in a small desert town in the border. You see regardless of my achievements, the only legacy my uncles side of the family will know is of the time I got caught having sex with a random girl I met from tinder on the couch and then them being okay with it and my aunt suggesting we do that tickle fetish thing and the girl drunk and fucked up agrees to them and then they tie me and that girl up inside the shed on a fence on the ground completely naked and fully drunk and tied our legs really wide open exposing everything and then they both start tickling us watching our ticklish body's flail like crazy, I'm struggling to move and can hardly catch a breath because I'm insanely ticklish and I'm laughing my head off giggling and squirming and my aunt and uncle say how cute we both are when we squirm like that and my aunt said it reminded her of me when I was kid and my uncle starts licking the girls armpits and she goes into literal hysterics and then to intensify it they put body oil on us and tickle our nipples and we both start moaning uncontrollably (yes we literally couldn't control ourselves) because of how stimulating it is for some reason and they crouch in front of us and start mercilessly tickling our inner thighs which makes me squirm and out of breath we're screaming in laughter and that girl literally squirted on my uncles face while I'm begging my aunt to stop because it was too much but then they both say they won't stop until we agree to have sex with them and continue for another 10 minutes until I began turning red and sweating like crazy and so we both desperately agreed and that night my aunt had sex with me while i was tied to the floor right next to that girl all fully naked like a bunch of nudists and they untied the girl and she had sex with me too while my uncle kept slapping her ass and tickling my thighs and after the girl was done MY UNCLE decided he wanted a turn and flipped me over and had sex with me up the bum and made me moan loudly and he said I sounded just like my aunt and then the second round he face fucks me and covers my whole face in cum and before i could open my eyes they all drag me back to the fucking fence and start tickling me again to the point where I really had to pee badly and they all told me they won't stop until I pee and cum at the same time and then my uncle is tickling my armpits, my aunt is tickling my inner thighs and the girl is tickling my feet while i desperately and pathetically (literally like i mean begging) scream through my laughter to make them stop and they finally make me pee and cum all over myself and my chest, after the whole thing the girl said how hot that was and wants to do it every weekend after we all get back from work holy shit what the fuck did I get myself into.

ik you guys might think I'm trolling but take it or leave it I just used this bored to confess what happened on New year's night lol

Anonymous 02/01/2021 (Mon) 17:07:45 [Preview] No.31607 del
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>what the fuck did I get myself into.
It's called life.

If you're cool with all that, I suggest tracking down a copy of the autobiography of George Albert "Scotty" Bowers and read it cover to cover. After that, consider a change of career over to the entertainment industry, or similar.

Anonymous 02/05/2021 (Fri) 17:35:01 [Preview] No.31713 del
You sound like you come from a lovely family.

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V2K weapons Anonymous 02/04/2021 (Thu) 23:00:18 [Preview] No. 31650 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Any help for someone this is getting used on?
Who's is doing this shit on me?

Anonymous 02/05/2021 (Fri) 00:00:56 [Preview] No.31651 del
remove yourself from society &become a mountain man, theres no reason for them mindfuck you when you're out of their element
you also might be insane, but so is the govt. anyways

Website Archives Folder Downloads Anonymous 02/04/2021 (Thu) 02:38:36 [Preview] No. 31632 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Here is a collection of entire websites that have been archived and are listed here with download links. Already the Smoloko.com has been taken down off of the net, and I'm glad I found a downloadable copy of it on Google Drive last night. Someday all conservative websites will be taken down, so be sure to make archives of them now while they are still available.

Website Archives folder

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Anonymous 02/04/2021 (Thu) 02:49:51 [Preview] No.31634 del
fact: all leftist "societies" become plutocracies with the lower class becoming nothing more than slaves to the ruling uppers
the USSR & china are great examples of this

Anonymous 02/04/2021 (Thu) 12:01:45 [Preview] No.31643 del
Fact: ALL societies turn out that way. If you think the problem is "leftist 'societies'" then you are a retard. Also, the fact that you think the USSR and China are "leftist" is laughable. Putin's an autocrat that'll poison your dumb ass if you cross him.

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Anonymous 02/04/2021 (Thu) 14:33:27 [Preview] No.31645 del
"Leftist" loses its meaning when you dodge the context in which it is being used. All societies reach this point. However, we can study history, identify what brings societies there and see that, in the context of today, "leftism" is the driving force.

Anonymous 02/04/2021 (Thu) 18:03:53 [Preview] No.31646 del
Watch this

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TDMwjT4e3XM [Embed]

Anonymous 01/17/2021 (Sun) 19:14:55 [Preview] No.31383 del
Thanks, bro!

Anonymous 01/17/2021 (Sun) 20:27:37 [Preview] No.31384 del
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can OP just upload that m1 garand book iactsn

Anonymous 02/03/2021 (Wed) 04:22:59 [Preview] No.31623 del
Sharing is caring. Nice fren.

Anonymous 02/03/2021 (Wed) 06:42:21 [Preview] No.31625 del
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heres some examples of easily made zipguns

Anonymous 02/03/2021 (Wed) 15:40:24 [Preview] No.31628 del
i fought the law and the law won

Anonymous 02/02/2021 (Tue) 19:58:31 [Preview] No. 31613 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Anonymous 02/02/2021 (Tue) 20:35:35 [Preview] No.31616 del
China bad.

Anonymous 02/03/2021 (Wed) 05:37:06 [Preview] No.31624 del
i accept the cute anime girls and will instead tell the trannies that they are mentally ill retards

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U.S.A. political circus Anonymous 01/30/2021 (Sat) 23:19:16 [Preview] No. 31586 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Does anyone follow the news about U.S. and their ass-clown politicians?
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Anonymous 01/31/2021 (Sun) 06:08:39 [Preview] No.31596 del
you could just shorten your post to "hi, i'm a racist"

Anonymous 01/31/2021 (Sun) 17:35:14 [Preview] No.31598 del
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>you could just shorten your post to "hi, i'm a racist"

Anonymous 01/31/2021 (Sun) 20:21:47 [Preview] No.31599 del
dual citizenship

Anonymous 01/31/2021 (Sun) 23:16:10 [Preview] No.31602 del
Shouldn't be allowed for politicians. There are too many conflicts of interest. Either you're american 100%, or you stay the fuck out of politics.

Anonymous 02/01/2021 (Mon) 06:57:29 [Preview] No.31603 del
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worth a capp

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Invitation to Endchan's Fourth Christmas Special! Anonymous Global volunteer 12/15/2019 (Sun) 10:12:14 [Preview] No. 25158 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Discussion thread:

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Anonymous 12/21/2020 (Mon) 04:34:05 [Preview] No.30935 del

This is the same butthurt faggot from the last time. What's wrong there little guy? Did you make a shitty thread nobody replied to and ignored?

Maybe one of the hundreds of IB botnet threads we see so often here

Anonymous 12/21/2020 (Mon) 04:34:54 [Preview] No.30936 del
Thanks for the invite Admin. Actual users will be sure to check it out

Anonymous 12/28/2020 (Mon) 22:29:34 [Preview] No.31033 del
Stream was pretty good. Here's to seeing it next year tbh

Anonymous Admin 01/04/2021 (Mon) 19:14:30 [Preview] No.31143 del
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Mad Dog Morgan

January 9
At 8:00 and 21:00 UTC
That is 3am and 4pm EST


They did.

It was.

Anonymous Admin 01/31/2021 (Sun) 21:28:26 [Preview] No.31600 del
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Four Lions

February 6
8:00 and 21:00 UTC.
3am and 4pm EST


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Anonymous 01/30/2021 (Sat) 15:22:56 [Preview] No. 31581 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Pi network is a cryptocurrency that you can earn with your phone, just install the "Pi network" app on your phone, enter the code "Berssange" and enter the app once a day to prove that you are not a bot and that's it, you’ll earn an amount of currency per hour, the app is lightweight and doesn’t waste resources, the currency is new and priceless, it’s a good time to enter, then just sell the currency when it enters the market.
It's free and effortless money.

Anonymous 01/30/2021 (Sat) 20:07:40 [Preview] No.31584 del
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>Pi network is a cryptocurrency that you can earn with your phone, just install the "Pi network" app on your phone, enter the code "Berssange" and enter the app once a day to prove that you are not a bot and that's it, you’ll earn an amount of currency per hour, the app is lightweight and doesn’t waste resources, the currency is new and priceless, it’s a good time to enter, then just sell the currency when it enters the market.
It's free and effortless money.

Anonymous 01/31/2021 (Sun) 05:33:03 [Preview] No.31591 del
Xhe has a really bad hairline tbh

Anonymous 01/31/2021 (Sun) 05:34:11 [Preview] No.31592 del
How does even work? Is it a scam? How much is the crypto worth?

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Anonymous 01/30/2021 (Sat) 19:08:39 [Preview] No. 31582 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
fuck niggers

Anonymous 01/30/2021 (Sat) 20:04:21 [Preview] No.31583 del
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in the butt or what?

Anonymous 01/30/2021 (Sat) 22:17:22 [Preview] No.31585 del
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you want more of them that desperately?

Anonymous 01/29/2021 (Fri) 14:49:54 [Preview] No. 31570 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
As I get older I increasingly have familiar visions of a "dimension/realm/life/universe" I've never lived in. Is it possible that I'm prematurely preparing for reincarnation? And is this what conditions like dementia could be? The person is getting wiped of this life to make a clean slate for the next one?

Anonymous 01/29/2021 (Fri) 15:00:37 [Preview] No.31571 del
no, you have asthma

Anonymous 01/29/2021 (Fri) 17:27:00 [Preview] No.31572 del
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>Hey guys! I've been promoted to a flag officer! I am now known as: "General Paresis of the Insane."

Do me a favor. See your doctor. Go get some blood tests done. After that we'll have a nice long talk about epiphanies and shit.