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launder money Anonymous 08/05/2026 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No. 79666 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>Hello, this is my first time here.

I met someone who sells counterfeit money (10,000 dollars for 1,000 real dollars)

and then I met a friend who is willing to exchange the counterfeit money I receive for real money (at 5% interest).

the problem is how can I launder it?

I'm unemployed and have no legitimate source of income,

my bank account has been practically dry for years.

If I try to deposit money into the account or suddenly start a business, I'll be discovered immediately.

So I've been thinking a lot about taking this step in the first place, and if I do,

how will I spend the money afterward?

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Anonymous 08/05/2026 (Wed) 17:28 [Preview] No.79668 del
>>79666
Delete system32 OP


Anonymous 08/10/2026 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.79712 del
Ask any politician, they'll know!


Anonymous 08/12/2026 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.79728 del
>>79666
use some of it to buy a fake foriegn identity, have the fake identity will you the rest

pretend there's an image checking numbers here


Anonymous 09/16/2026 (Wed) 03:01 [Preview] No.80109 del
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>>79666
get a job nigger



I'm fed up with living under constant stress Anonymous 03/11/2026 (Wed) 20:47 [Preview] No. 75520 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I hate my bloody life, it's so boring and stressful. Every day it's the same thing: get up in the morning, eat, go to school, deal with the bitches at school, deal with the stupid bullies, deal with the lessons, then go home from school, study and sleep, then the same cycle all over again.
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Anonymous 09/11/2026 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.80046 del
>>80032
The establishment hates it when you drop out and tell them to shove those student loans right up their asses and decline to get "educated". That was always the best solution in this shitty fake and gay rigged so-called 'economy' anyway.

>>80036
"Rise up" lol. Today that means getting your ass beat, thrown in jail or outright murdered by pigs. Don't FAFO the moronic pansy antifa way. You want to buck the system? Stop contributing to it entirely. Become a leech or a nuisance.


Anonymous 09/11/2026 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.80048 del
>>80046
I know this is an unpopular opinion, but unironically, they should vote. kek


Anonymous 09/12/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.80053 del
>>80048
Problem we have is there are next to no good honest politicians to vote for anymore. They are all corrupt and in on the grift, the debasement of our currency, endless wars, fucking over the citizens, etc.


Anonymous 09/12/2026 (Sat) 23:51 [Preview] No.80054 del
no worries, adult life in shitty job or unemployed
eventually suicide


Anonymous 09/16/2026 (Wed) 02:54 [Preview] No.80105 del
>>80053
you don't have to vote for the two party people. there are names on the ballot that are uncorrupted, the normies just don't vote for them. back in 2024 my ballot had like 15 different people available to vote for president.

you won't get them in by voting, but you can send a message



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Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 17:51 [Preview] No. 76662 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
ANY RICHFAG LURKING IM FUCKED I NEED 500 OR IM GONNA BE FUCKED PLEASEEEEE

BTC

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Anonymous 06/24/2026 (Wed) 03:16 [Preview] No.78512 del
>>76662
I need about tree fitty


Anonymous 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.79971 del
what


Anonymous 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.79972 del
the noise


Anonymous 09/02/2026 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.79973 del
>>79971
You know what cunt


Anonymous 09/13/2026 (Sun) 00:07 [Preview] No.80057 del
nice try beggar big nose sand nigger



venting thread Anonymous 06/26/2026 (Fri) 22:02 [Preview] No. 78574 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Fuck my stupid femcel tranny live
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Anonymous 07/11/2026 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.78935 del
>>78925
"everybody" and it's one spiteful person that likes to see people die, even if they are trans. don't hit the door on the way out, ok?
>>78764
more like
>can trans keep appropriating femcel culture? you are a worthful GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and also based


Anonymous 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:58 [Preview] No.78942 del
>>78925
I would rather see those victims kill those predators who groomed & abused them in the first place you fucking turd. Grooming kids should be considered an act of terrorism, the death penalty by public hanging or lynching.


Anonymous 08/31/2026 (Mon) 01:33 [Preview] No.79934 del
>>78574
Kill yourself tranny faggot


Anonymous 09/04/2026 (Fri) 21:56 [Preview] No.79992 del
>>79934
Are you the anon that showed your cuts everyday a few months ago?


Anonymous 09/10/2026 (Thu) 17:38 [Preview] No.80041 del
>>78927
in your dreams SAAR



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Anonymous 06/28/2026 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No. 78596 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Why do people still call China a communist country?

In all reality, China now has a bigger middle class than America does today and unlike in America the majority of young people live in single family homes today.

This wouldn't be true if it really were a communist shithole. So.... is our government lying to us about China?
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Anonymous 08/01/2026 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.79603 del
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>>78596
>Communism, political and economic doctrine that aims to replace private property and a profit-based economy with public ownership and communal control of at least the major means of production (e.g., mines, mills, and factories) and the natural resources of a society. Communism is thus a form of socialism—a higher and more advanced form, according to its advocates. Exactly how communism differs from socialism has long been a matter of debate, but the distinction rests largely on the communists’ adherence to the revolutionary socialism of Karl Marx.

britannica.com/topic/communism

Know what we don't see in the above definition? Anything to do with middle class or single family homes.


Anonymous 08/01/2026 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.79611 del
>>78596
I visit China on occasion. Huge country of course, so it's hard to generalize, just like we have beautiful well-off areas in the US but also total drugged out shitholes. China doesn't have a drug problem but there are definite areas of poverty. That's what the media usually shows. But in general, China has been based for the past 25 years or so. It's actually free in ways we are not, which is both good and bad.

However, look into what home "ownership" means in China. It is not for life.


Anonymous 09/05/2026 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.79997 del
China has grown enormously when they adopted free market policy although China is very unique, just because they allow free market capitalism does not mean they allow corporations to hijack control over their politicians, government policy or dictate their way of life. If they see corruption or a risk to national security, or a risk to the welfare of their population, they are not hesitant to shut it down and break it up with force and intolerance. This is what America should have been doing all along, allowing the free market but at the same time stomping out corruption, exploitation and subversion thereof and making sure the welfare of your population is protected. China did this. America failed to do this.


Anonymous 09/05/2026 (Sat) 16:28 [Preview] No.79998 del
>>79603
In China they'll allow you to buy a home. What they will not allow you to do is buy up whole neighborhoods all over the place, in order to price gouge people via cornering the housing market for hundreds of thousands of rental properties. In China they crack down on financial predators. They won't allow carte blanche monopolization and corruption of the market place, rightly so.


Anonymous 09/07/2026 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.80016 del
You're right that China is more capitalism now from an economic point but Libertarian/anarchist communism is still strong like freedom of speech forced lifestyles and state media etc. The west is falling in similar waters and the funny part is it's the fucking left wing white male hating commies that are doing it.



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Anonymous 08/19/2026 (Wed) 01:51 [Preview] No. 79786 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hi How do I deal With loosing friend s
Well I dunno but this is how I do it
llalalalalalaok on snap
Maybe Be my friend But who Knows I’m writing In a Panic
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Anonymous 09/06/2026 (Sun) 02:58 [Preview] No.80002 del
nice frens will come your way, i just lost two friends who i was very close with on and off. i try my best to be nice and accepting since i was always lonely and shy growing up, but a lot of people will take advantage of that.
life is about the journey though dont give up


Anonymous 09/06/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.80003 del
>>79786

i've lost all my friends over the years but i just didn't return their phone calls because proprietary communication made me uncomfortable. i was worried of people kept using this shit then this would be the beginning of a surveilance state. i knew they were gonna become compliant normie cattle before i had words to express this worry.


Anonymous 09/06/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.80004 del
man was i right...

don't be worried about not having friends. you are evolutionary inclined towards having them but in this day and age, they are just a source of unfairness in your life and it is not true that you can't live without any. you can. but if you don't want to, time to get creative.


Anonymous 09/06/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.80005 del
the way you deal with it is to find ways to meet people who could be friends to you. people bend themselves in all kind of undignified ways like pretending to believe in an allpowerful invisible skydaddy just to have something in common with other people but i encourage you to not repeat the mistakes of the idiot older generation.


Anonymous 09/06/2026 (Sun) 20:35 [Preview] No.80006 del
>>80005
At least the "idiot" older generations learned to read and write, knew how to fix utilities and have some life skills. Entertainment was way better quality too.

I'm not blaming younger generations though. I blame the government and Congress because they bankrupted the country with endless wars and debt insolvency, almost all the problems we have now, including economic, is the result of very stupid arrogant political policies the last 3 decades. Smartphones did nothing to help with current social problems either.

If anything I think we need a hard reset back to 1949.



Awesome Anonymous 07/06/2026 (Mon) 16:38 [Preview] No. 78756 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Imagine being such a fucking moron you think this is bad for average working Chinese citizens lol. All this is going to do is lower their cost of living and make housing more affordable for everyone. Many young Americans and Europeans today could only dream of such a wonderful thing happening. So what if the value of property goes down? You don't have to sell your house. All that means is more people can afford what you own. How is that not fair? How is that not good? That's free market capitalism in the works. Bubbles pop, prices go back down and it's a good thing.
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Anonymous 08/30/2026 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.79908 del
>>79903
It's so much worse, they want us to be whores. The agenda is to automate ALL productive labor that actually produces useful goods and the only jobs left will be "service" industry jobs, that is, you will be a whore.


Time Capsule - Polling Anonymous 08/31/2026 (Mon) 03:07 [Preview] No.79935 del
Nice little site that captures peoples polling and chat's pretty much like a time capsule


Anonymous 08/31/2026 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.79937 del
>>79935
Sounds fake and gay like every other poll. I kinda doubt most people want to live under any kind or form of religious extremism btw.

Maybe the poll should include another option: "would your rather neither be in control of society?" and mainstream it to normies on TikTok and Twitter X. I bet you would come up with totally different results.


Anonymous 08/31/2026 (Mon) 14:01 [Preview] No.79940 del
>>79908
That's an agenda that is not working out as well as they have planned. Sure SOME jobs have been replaced but mostly paper pushing office jobs, coding, computer dependent filing jobs for the most part. If you are in the trade and have established connections, there are still a huge demand for plumbers, electricians, carpenters, mechanical & HVAC repair, welders, etc. I'll give you an example; I recently had a very bad leaking old copper water pipe where I had to shut off a valve leading to the kitchen sink. I also had to install another water pressure tank because the old one had been plugged up many times before and had outworn it's usefulness, being over 30 years old and filled with crud and sediment. These water pressure tanks are very heavy and hard to install so I decided I'm not going to bother a DIY job I'm getting it done right and paying for it. After all was done by the plumber and his helper, it cost $750. Now I'm sure there were plenty expenses on their part, but I assure you each made a profit of $150 easy for the job.


Anonymous 09/01/2026 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.79952 del
Everything is illegal and Americans scream that anyone who is accused of a crime should be executed.



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DarkMX Anonymous 05/19/2026 (Tue) 17:53 [Preview] No. 77692 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://darkmx.app/

This sounds cool.
Share files and/or chat anonymously.
Decentralized platform.
Peer to peer.
No censorship.
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Anonymous 07/30/2026 (Thu) 15:57 [Preview] No.79576 del
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Anonymous 08/30/2026 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.79916 del
>>77692
>share files anonymously
i ain't clicking that shit nigga


Anonymous 08/30/2026 (Sun) 16:44 [Preview] No.79925 del
>>79916
If you don't trust p2p networks fine, but it is at your own loss because you can find pretty much all kinds of media being shared. Just recommend using a "burner laptop" is all, never know if some of that media could contain a virus, it's always a possible risk. Just keep up to date with anti-malware software, don't be putting personal info in that burner laptop, always use a VPN, always keep safe offline backups of all your media collections and you should be fine.


Anonymous 08/30/2026 (Sun) 18:44 [Preview] No.79930 del
It doesn't matter if there's spyware on the computers.


Anonymous 08/31/2026 (Mon) 13:37 [Preview] No.79938 del
>>79930
If you pirate any kind of media, be it anything from music to software, you better be doing it on an isolated "burner" PC or laptop, something you do not use for anything personally identifiable, and do not use any of those external HHDs or USB thumb drives that you store media with any other operating system because if you did have a virus on your burner PC/laptop it could easily be transferred to another system if you are not careful. If you follow basic opsec you can have great things and remain relatively safe and low key.



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Anonymous 07/10/2026 (Fri) 13:36 [Preview] No. 78897 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What do you anons think about this thorny topic?

On one hand, yes these public cameras do violate privacy as once upon a time was protected by the 4th Amendment of the US Constitution.

On the other hand, yes Democrat soft-on-crime policies in major cities have lead to disastrous violent crime rates, including armed robberies and "smash and grabs". Because of this, now many Republicans support a police state whereas decades ago almost no one did.

My controversial take: the cities that cannot control their crime rates should absolutely have FLOCK cameras installed (at least temporarily until crime rates fall and more criminals get locked up). The areas where there is little to no crime rates should not and be able to enjoy a little more freedom because they already know how to run their communities properly.


Anonymous 07/16/2026 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.79101 del
I hate the surveillance state but I hate out of control anarchy too. The ideal civilization was to have neither, something we once took for granted.


Anonymous 08/30/2026 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.79920 del
>>78897
rising crime rates are a myth. crime has consistently decreased year after year for the last three or so decades. this data is reported by police departments, by the way, so the dumbocrats or whatever can't fuck with it.


Anonymous 08/30/2026 (Sun) 16:18 [Preview] No.79922 del
>>79101
Yep, there needs to be a common sense balance. Just because you have some freedom does not mean you have the freedom to do any damn thing you want at others' expense and threat of well being. Even in the most free countries there are still laws to keep bad & stupid people from ruining society.

>>79920
That is not a nationwide statistic, it has far more to do with where it is you actually live, what town or what city in what state. There are places that are absolutely third world ghetto slums and there are other areas where people don't worry as much about property theft/burglaries, gang violence, muggings, trespassing, grand theft auto, etc. The country is massive, not every place is the exact same, in reality it is extremely diverse in so many ways.


Anonymous 08/30/2026 (Sun) 18:47 [Preview] No.79932 del
US intelligence services don't need laws to track you.



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Fire purifier Anonymous 08/28/2026 (Fri) 19:37 [Preview] No. 79867 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
We need place fires in the forests, we need burn everything down, without planet theres no violence, hate, hunger, rich, lies, there is nothing bad more, everyone will be pure and kind.
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Anonymous 08/29/2026 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.79878 del
>>79867
People like yourself deserve to be charged for MASS MURDER, ANIMAL CRUELTY and WAR CRIMES because in reality that is exactly what you are doing.


Anonymous 08/30/2026 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.79910 del
>>79867
>kill mother nature
you some kind of satanist or something? disrespecting nature is not cool, man.


Anonymous 08/30/2026 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.79911 del
>>79876
Where wimmin fart and men chunder


Anonymous 08/30/2026 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.79927 del
You won't ever get peace and prosperity ignoring your shitty corrupt politicians that are at the core of all our problems from one bad policy to the next bad policy.

The only thing you are achieving is the destruction of nature and people who wish to live with nature instead of being under the thumb of those corrupt politicians that caused all the problems in the first place. Meaning, people like YOU are part of the problem, you are scapegoating innocent people and nature for the sins of your own crooked politicians.


Anonymous 08/30/2026 (Sun) 18:40 [Preview] No.79928 del
Your thoughts are not correct.




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