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Hire an experience hacker! Anonymous 04/20/2021 (Tue) 16:53:23 [Preview] No. 34331 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have you tried to buy hacking services before? Not happy with the results? Only empty promises but no one getting the job done? then you should try Blackhat_plug, the dark webs most trusted hacker for getting things done.

My expertise is programming, running exploits, setting up DDOS attacks and i like the challenge of doing things where most others give up.

Examples:
Spear Phishing Attacks to get accounts from selected targets.
I can "recover" passwords of most social networks easily, remote control smartphones.
Facebook, reddit, instagram, Twitter account hacking..

Full package deal, getting access to personal or company devices and accounts and searching for the data you need.
Hacking webservers, game servers or other internet infrastructure. Basically anything a hacker needs to be successful.

If you want me to destroy some business or a persons life, I'll do it!

Examples:
Simply hacking something technically.
Causing a lot of technical trouble on websites / networks to disrupt their service with DDOS and other methods.

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Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 00:19:41 [Preview] No.34351 del
>>34350
your name is incorrect. it's die4israel not die5israel. $5 has been taken out of your paycheck
-die4israel


Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 00:26:32 [Preview] No.34352 del
this site is so cringe its just a massive namefag/avatarfag circlejerk lol
-die4israel


Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 00:32:44 [Preview] No.34354 del
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gotta catch 'em all
-dieIVisrael


Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 00:33:18 [Preview] No.34355 del
>>34354
eh ill accept it cause i dont have many options anyways
welcome aboard
-die4israel


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>>34355
dubs when you have trisomy 21 actually counts as trips
-die4israel



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Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 00:27:48 [Preview] No.34353 del
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-die4israel
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Anonymous 04/18/2021 (Sun) 16:04:34 [Preview] No. 34271 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
which one would you buy?
second hand the blackberry is 50usd more expensive than the pixel
the blackberry seems to be the more interesting one but the pixel is way more practical
also, the battery life is better on the blackberry
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Anonymous 04/20/2021 (Tue) 00:19:15 [Preview] No.34324 del
>>34323
the laptop is running linux so taking a picture with the webcam takes 9 hours
-die4israel


Anonymous 04/20/2021 (Tue) 02:41:29 [Preview] No.34327 del
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So, is the board of bots, or only the thread of them?
-live4america


Anonymous 04/20/2021 (Tue) 03:42:41 [Preview] No.34328 del
>>34327
oh hey look we have matching names haha were so alike
-die4israel


Anonymous 04/20/2021 (Tue) 18:43:15 [Preview] No.34334 del
blog post #873: was shaving and nicked my cock. almost cut it clean off
-die4israel


Anonymous 04/20/2021 (Tue) 23:05:39 [Preview] No.34339 del
>>34334
underrated post tbh
-die4israel



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Anonymous 04/17/2021 (Sat) 21:02:18 [Preview] No. 34250 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
THIS IS NOT A TEST, I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A TEST.
Blowfish thread, we already came knocking, we now tearing the door down.
Not much to shill if it’s BASED on facts:
You can see plain and simple on the site that there’s still plenty on the road map but we’re already
brining up cool shit and good numbers.
Community-focused memecoin. No dev-wallets, no private-sales or other shady sketchy shit.
Devs straight outta the comunity and main-dev (it’s his passion project, we just helping out with menial shit) is FAANG, don’t act like he needs your pocket-money to make it to the end of the month lmao.
There’s a lot of kinds of memecoins. Blowfish it’s not JUST your hehefunycoin.

We already got up and running the Lottery that am not gonna explain because, yeah
put in blowfish -> smart contract & Bogtools’ RNG Oracle (cop BOG too, don’t be that daft) -> vrrrrr -> win 95% of the pool and other 5% gets burned.
Do take part to the lottery because it’s most likely the last time around we do it with blowfish instead of BNB to make liquidity more stable.
Might as well be the last time you wanna touch your Blowfish

Tomorrow we got cooking up the BIG, BIGE release that made us blitz imageboards all around the globe beside this one and general telegram crypto groups to find an intrested userbase and possibly new useful additions to the community and the project:
Cryptopuff, the Blowfish NFT that you get out of the lootcrates that you get by staking BNB-Blowfish for a 1-6 month lockup period - the more you cook em the better chances it’s gonna be more valueable.
Obv beside internet credibility and proving your mom wrong about the internet money nft are gonna be a big focus for the next part of the shit we putting out: marketplace to trade em and sell em, minigames, arena to fight and all the likes. please don’t rat us out to Nintendo

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Anonymous 04/17/2021 (Sat) 21:33:03 [Preview] No.34252 del
the game dApp is gonna be pretty interesting but yeah let's see the NFT tommorow and NFT marketplace real soon !


Anonymous 04/17/2021 (Sat) 21:36:27 [Preview] No.34253 del
>>34250
Based blowfchads rise up


Anonymous 04/17/2021 (Sat) 21:38:16 [Preview] No.34254 del
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>mfw bought in at 0.003


Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 23:47:02 [Preview] No.34321 del
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>>34250
this nigga came in yellin
n sheitt but hasnt said anything
since. what is this sheeit? Im tryna
make my bread you heard me baby?



Borderline mom? Anonymous 04/15/2021 (Thu) 20:45:39 [Preview] No. 34188 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is my mom a borderline, or are most moms just this dramatic?
>tells me she loves me one moment
>other moments when she’s angry she’s called me evil, her enemy, a liability, a weight on her shoulders, useless, a loser, and the devil
>one day i merely suggested that she should take it easy on the diet coke and try drinking only water, considering that i’ve been drinking only water for half a year and its helped me tremendously
>she chimped out and screamed, “you know what anon? Fuck you, i can do whatever the hell i want, i don’t want to see your face ever again”
She usually apologizes and feels bad with what she tells me but she just does it again after. She thinks that most moms are like this. Is this true?
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Anonymous 04/16/2021 (Fri) 18:25:40 [Preview] No.34214 del
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I want to marry your mom, OP, so I can get roaring drunk and beat the ever living shit out of you when you get done with school.


Anonymous 04/16/2021 (Fri) 19:41:27 [Preview] No.34217 del
>>34188
Your mother is borderline. Please move away as soon as possible as she will only get worse. Her mental illness is a terrible disease but you need to protect yourself. I'm sorry if that hurts but you need to leave, anon.


Anonymous 04/16/2021 (Fri) 20:57:19 [Preview] No.34220 del
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Call the BBS!


Anonymous 04/17/2021 (Sat) 22:22:28 [Preview] No.34259 del
She's a little bit fucked up, OP, sorry man. Maybe you're sometimes getting some anger and frustration that she really feels about something else directed at you because you're there. People do that a lot. We can't choose our families. What we can do is try to improve day-to-day interactive dysfunctions, but that's about all I know. The details of how and what to do are highly dependent on individual interactions and could use the help of a trained family counselor kind of person (which you could talk to first without your mom ever even knowing just to see if you thought there might be anything worthwhile down that road)


Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 23:44:36 [Preview] No.34320 del
tell your mom to sniff my butt



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Anonymous 04/10/2021 (Sat) 21:40:32 [Preview] No. 34024 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
where should I invest my money?
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Anonymous 04/13/2021 (Tue) 09:43:44 [Preview] No.34126 del
>>34072
dont fuck with SPY


Anonymous 04/13/2021 (Tue) 18:30:02 [Preview] No.34131 del
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>>34117
i think you just explained why the modern internet exists. those people just develop shit without understanding how harmful the thing they create will be to the society


Anonymous 04/14/2021 (Wed) 11:06:59 [Preview] No.34142 del
I've been misreporting my income to the IRS for 4 years and made a lot of extra money.


Anonymous 04/18/2021 (Sun) 06:10:19 [Preview] No.34268 del
Made $9,000 on dogecoin, and everyone IRL I told called me an idiot/gambler.. they just jelly?


Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 15:40:05 [Preview] No.34299 del
>>34268
nah u are an idiot gambler the only problem is if you replaced dogecoin with the stock market people would think differently
they shouldnt
-die4israel





Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 09:35:05 [Preview] No.34294 del
trannies urwhere in this bitch


Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 15:37:48 [Preview] No.34297 del
lol why do women get men free spaces but i have to put up with women on my internet?
get real
-die4israel



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Anonymous 04/17/2021 (Sat) 21:40:49 [Preview] No. 34255 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://worldtruthvideos.org/watch/being-white-is-not-a-crime-pastor-steven-l-anderson-quot-mirror-quot_T8VVHOJia41j4qt.html

Race doesn't matter, all are equal before God.

Godless liberals are racists, Godly conservatives are not.

Contempt for the West is actually contempt for Christianity.

The noble savage is a myth because we are inherently sinful without God.

The world seems wonderful because you live in America, America is wonderful to live in because it is Godly.

Quit blaming other people for your hardships, all hardships come from your sinful nature.


Anonymous 04/17/2021 (Sat) 22:00:12 [Preview] No.34256 del
Go fuck yourself ya pathetic piece of shit racist.


Anonymous 04/17/2021 (Sat) 22:20:08 [Preview] No.34258 del
Racism is a jewish invention to control the nigger cattle.



Premature Ejaculation Anonymous 04/17/2021 (Sat) 22:13:27 [Preview] No. 34257 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 10/08/2020 (Thu) 01:13:11 [Preview] No. 30134 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Tell me a joke
Or u gonna die
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Anonymous 04/10/2021 (Sat) 15:04:03 [Preview] No.34015 del
What's the difference between Vice-president Kamala Harris and a mallard with a cold?
one of them is a sick duck


Anonymous 04/11/2021 (Sun) 05:22:30 [Preview] No.34036 del
>>34015
they both are you dumb jew


Anonymous 04/13/2021 (Tue) 01:14:34 [Preview] No.34103 del


Anonymous 04/17/2021 (Sat) 01:57:35 [Preview] No.34228 del
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A chinese fellow walks into a bar, sits down, and says to the black bartender, "Nigger Nigger, pour me a jigger!"
The bartender is obvoiusly a bit put out at this and replies, "Hey, how would you feel if someone said that to you?"
The chinese fellow thinks about it a minute, and says, "How about we switch places? I'll get behind the bar, and you come in and make some racist remark to me."
The black guy thinks this is a good idea, so the chinese guy gets behind the bar, and the black guy walks outside. A few seconds later he walks back in, sits down at the bar and says, "Chinky Chinky, make me a drinky!"
The chinese guys says, "We don't serve niggers here, get out!"


Anonymous 04/17/2021 (Sat) 16:21:53 [Preview] No.34244 del
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The Jewish dilemma: Free ham!