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i will never get to brush and braid a boys hair and kiss him on the forehead
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Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.74067 del
>>73558
Treat a boy right and you will.


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.74101 del
>>74067
Moids just want pornstars.


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:20 [Preview] No.74110 del
>>74101
Men expect sex in a relationship, it's only natural and in fact it's rude to deny your male companion a sexual relationship. Most of the time that leads to breakups.


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:34 [Preview] No.74116 del
>>74101
wrong, we just are curious about female orgasm and erogen zones


Anonymous 01/19/2026 (Mon) 02:09 [Preview] No.74117 del
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SCARY Videos! DON'T watch ALONE! Anonymous 01/05/2026 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No. 73718 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4fRE2kw5huY [Embed]


Scary videos Anonymous 01/06/2026 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.73743 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4fRE2kw5huY [Embed]


Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.74071 del
>>73718
There are a TON of these kinds of Youtube videos anon. Have you seen all the modern creepy doorbell camera footage videos? There are also plenty of creepy exploration videos exposing some paranormal activities. I've seen some crazy scary stuff recorded before, Youtube is loaded with these videos and commentaries.


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:26 [Preview] No.74113 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kR1KgtyGWwA [Embed]


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:26 [Preview] No.74114 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=j792z8Opvfg [Embed]


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:28 [Preview] No.74115 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IWV2PlojU0Q [Embed]



Reminder that moids are whores who are inherently incapable of pairbonding.


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:16 [Preview] No.74109 del
ok whatever you say



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Very Graphic Protest Suicide Anonymous 11/28/2025 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No. 72882 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Italy. A 24-year-old young man committed suicide in protest during the hysteria surrounding the COVID lockdown. He demonstratively told the world to "fuck you all" for his life being ruined by the COVID lockdown. Italy adopted the strictest lockdown measures in all of Europe, and the first.
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Anonymous 12/24/2025 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.73528 del
So hot. I want to fuck his corpse. Already fapped a few times.


Anonymous 01/05/2026 (Mon) 14:36 [Preview] No.73724 del
Is this what people mean when they say "Twink death"?


Anonymous 01/08/2026 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.73791 del
I wonder who uploaded the video after his death?


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.74106 del
>>72884
Why are you looking for meaning where there is none


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.74107 del
>>74106
He decided to kill himself and livestreamed it. So there HAD to be a meaning. People who livestream their suicides want attention. He wanted attention of very graphic and standing out death.



We have to go back..... Anonymous 10/24/2025 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No. 71864 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
who else wishes we could just go back to a time where things made sense, where we didn't have to worry about being broken into by some lowlife nigger scum trash crackhead trying to steal your Hi-fi System to buy his next fix or having to be made to put up with Tranny degeneracy and being tried to be shamed because you don't want a grown ass fucking man in a dress trying to use the girl's bathroom or get into women's spaces and sports.

don't you just wish we could go back to a time where everyone knew their place and didn't step out of their line.
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Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.74073 del
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Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 16:27 [Preview] No.74076 del
The past is the future


Anonymous 01/17/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.74095 del
>>74076
Probably not in our lifetime or in the immediate future. A massive collapse and die-off will have to happen and society will be forced to rebuild again, and only if future generations learned harsh economic and political lessons of what does work, and the destabilizing life-ending consequences for adopting what has not worked in the past. Which brings us to the ultimate question do humans ever really learn from their past or are we doomed to repeat the same mistakes over and over and over again?



Do they make sex dolls of moids?
Also, does anyone want to rp with me? Either loving relationship or female-on-moid rape. I could be the woman or moid.
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Anonymous 01/06/2026 (Tue) 17:17 [Preview] No.73750 del
>>73749
I knew you loved me, my discord is sufemacist


Anonymous 01/06/2026 (Tue) 22:15 [Preview] No.73757 del
>>73750
Add me back stupid foid 😡


Anonymous 01/10/2026 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.73863 del
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A web search for the cringe term “sufemacist” shows that this troon pretending to be a scorned woman regularly spams several imageboards in an inherently feminine need for attention and validation. Sad!


Anonymous 01/11/2026 (Sun) 16:05 [Preview] No.73889 del
>>73863
>most self-aware moid


Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 16:09 [Preview] No.74075 del
>>73889
<most self-aware w*man
sounds about right



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https://ok.ru/video

ok.ru is pretty OK!

I can find a lot of older classic American shows & movies there.
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Anonymous 10/21/2025 (Tue) 18:57 [Preview] No.71818 del
Too bad, cry more, bump.


Anonymous 12/12/2025 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.73256 del
.410


Anonymous 12/16/2025 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.73342 del
the world found out quickly that modern 'America' sucks ass


You just found out it sucks ass? Anonymous 12/17/2025 (Wed) 23:14 [Preview] No.73373 del
>>73342
As someone who lives in USA currently... You're better off learning a different language and living in a Nordic country that gives a fuck about it's citizens.


Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.74072 del
>>73373
Some people who moved to obscure islands and native third world populations swear life is far more simple and peaceful, and the people for the most part are too. I truly believe the Western world is in steep rapid decline and this has been getting worse for decades because of systemic corruption, greed and decades of bad policies. Thing is it's not economically feasible for most Americans to just pack up everything and move, that's a huge life-changing decision and you need to know exactly what you are doing and where it is you will live and with what kind of new income.



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[Posted this to /tv/ but I think that place is dead so here is a /b/ mirror]

Time to list some must-see films I think anons should watch before SHTF.

What counts as a good film for me? Story must be intriguing and get you hooked. Acting must be good, believable and unique. Also, I prefer more realistic movies, but it doesn't have to be if the movie is a top notch classic with a great story and incredible acting.

Go ahead and make your own recommended lists if you like, and if you do, please post the titles and release dates!

Badlands (1973)
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
STONE (1974)
The Day After (1983)
River's Edge (1986)
Absence of Malice (1981)
A Fistful of Dollars (1964)
For A Few Dollars More (1965)
The Boys Next Door (1985)

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Anonymous 12/12/2025 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.73255 del
--lo8


Anonymous 12/17/2025 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.73363 del
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Well it's that time of year again, and Christmas movies are being watched by many families. I was blessed to find a modern Christmas movie that wasn't complete retarded shit and to the contrary, very witty and entertaining!

The Holdovers (2023). Taking place in the year 1970, it is Christmas season at an all-boy private school where wealthier parents send their teenage sons to get the best education. While most kids get to go away to visit their families during Christmas, a few are forced to remain at school under strict guidance due to unfortunate circumstances such as marital affairs. This year, a highly unpopular strict history teacher is recruited to supervise the unfortunate holdovers, except this year only one poor teenage boy cannot leave due to his mother breaking up with his father and finding another man. One arrogant troubled boy and a strict teacher with a penchant for discipline and rigorous study make one dangerous match. But with a school cook who lost her son in Vietnam, a friend of the teacher, she does her best trying to de-escalate the tension between the two. While they initially all feel alone and upset for the holidays, they form a strong bond that gets everyone into trouble.


Anonymous 12/18/2025 (Thu) 16:22 [Preview] No.73400 del
>>50887
There are a few modern gems out there but it's like digging through a mine full of dirty shit just to find the next gem. The movie above was one of those rare modern gems. Definitely adding it to my classics collection!


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A Christmas Story Christmas (2022). A sequel based on the 1983 movie "A Christmas Story" this movie takes place two decades later when the main character of the original movie, a 12 year old kid, is all grown up with his own family. Now a father and a wannabe career story writer is faced with growing financial problems, family accidents, his father who recently passed away and some promises made to his increasingly worried kids he may not be able keep due to unfortunate unintended circumstances. Meanwhile he struggles to make a writing career for himself, even to write an obituary for his deceased father. Will his family pull through? Will he make it to see a wonderful Christmas and overcome depression and failure?


Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.74070 del
bumping this classic thread



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Reminder that the newest Revival of Beavis & Butthead is coming out in August 2025!

Beavis and Butt-Head are set for more wild adventures. Comedy Central has renewed “Mike Judge’s Beavis and Butt-Head” for Season 3, which will air on the network in 2025, TheWrap has learned.

After MTV commissioned a full series around the characters, “Beavis and Butt-Head” ran for seven seasons, from March 8, 1993 to Nov. 28, 1997. The series was revived in 2011 with an eighth season airing on MTV, and then revived again in 2022 with the Paramount+ series “Mike Judge’s Beavis and Butt-Head.”

The show’s popularity has spawned various related media, including the theatrical film “Beavis and Butt-Head Do America” in 1996.

The newest version marks the second time “Beavis and Butt-Head” has been brought back to television. After it originally ended in 1997 after seven seasons, MTV revived it for an eighth season in 2011.

https://www.thewrap.com/mike-judge-beavis-and-butt-head-season-3-renewed-comedy-central/
https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/beavis-and-butt-head-renewed-season-3-comedy-central-1236026648/
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Anonymous 12/07/2025 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.73047 del
I hate having to wait a week for the newest torrent to come out, most shows get ripped and leaked within days after being aired and those shows are complete shit. This show is funny AF and yet we have to wait a week after it being aired to leak out on the internet???


Anonymous 12/14/2025 (Sun) 22:40 [Preview] No.73309 del
ut


Anonymous 12/17/2025 (Wed) 23:17 [Preview] No.73376 del
Did anyone watch it and how was it?


Anonymous 01/14/2026 (Wed) 16:46 [Preview] No.74021 del
>>73376
Some where very funny, other shorts just OK, very typical humor for this 90s cartoon, it does stick to it's roots, no care for 'political correctness' or woketards which is always cool.


Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.74069 del
>>73376
There were some funny ones, typical Beavis and Butthead with a twist, some episodes show them all grown up middle aged but they are the same kind of stupid. If you liked the old episodes you should like these too.



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Random Cat facts Anonymous 11/16/2022 (Wed) 18:05 [Preview] No. 44523 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Random Cat facts

Cats have an extra organ that allows them to taste scents on the air, which is why your cat stares at you with her mouth open from time to time.

Cats are nearsighted, but their peripheral vision and night vision are much better than that of humans.

A group of cats is called a “clowder”.

Cats have whiskers on the backs of their front legs.

Male cats are more likely to be left-pawed, while female cats are more likely to be right-pawed.
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Anonymous 10/15/2025 (Wed) 16:07 [Preview] No.71702 del
>>44523
Cats are physiologically closer to water than a solid. So if you don't hermetically seal all your home's openings you'll be so filled with cats you'll reek of boxed wine and litterboxen.


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Anonymous 11/07/2025 (Fri) 04:30 [Preview] No.72151 del
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>>71702
>>71702
>Cats are physiologically closer to water than a solid.

That explains why their closely related tiger ancestors can swim underwater so well then.


I am the OP Anonymous 01/09/2026 (Fri) 17:02 [Preview] No.73839 del
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I need to update this thread again. Talk about Cauterwalking and all the shiiz that that involves. Maybe later.


Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.74068 del
just bumping, sick of all the disgusting nonsense threads