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it is my bday in 7 minutes Anonymous 03/16/2023 (Thu) 22:54 [Preview] No. 45959 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

say something nice

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Anonymous 03/17/2023 (Fri) 19:18 [Preview] No.45988 del

>>45987

An oldie for sure, but a goodie. Hope you like it.

Anonymous 03/18/2023 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.46012 del

>>45972
>>45988
>>45987
thank
you
very nice of you
my gf will be coming over in 2 hours
bring cake she baked for me for bday
i downloaded little fighter 2 and jazz jackrabbit 2 to play
i do not have any idea for film to play that woman might like

Anonymous 03/19/2023 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.46026 del

>>46012
Watch The Shining and get drunk, that's always fun. I always mock Jack Nicholson when drunk off my ass screaming along with him as the film plays: "Daaaannnnnnny! I'm coming to get ya, boy! Dannnnnyyyyyyy! I'm coming!!"

Anonymous 03/22/2023 (Wed) 03:24 [Preview] No.46063 del

>>46026
>>46026
wut? XD

Anonymous 03/22/2023 (Wed) 03:28 [Preview] No.46064 del

>>45959
>it is my bday in 7 minutes
>say something nice

You are 7 minutes closer to your eventual and inevitable death OP.

You're welcome

Serpents 2 Anonymous 11/15/2022 (Tue) 13:09 [Preview] No. 44506 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

The U.S. Government is actually the Serpent from the Bible.
They worship the Devil constantly.
(Prior thread maxxed)

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Anonymous 03/09/2023 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.45720 del

Oh my god, another crazy christian. Serpent is my dick.

Anonymous 03/10/2023 (Fri) 21:48 [Preview] No.45780 del

>>45720
thats a bloke innit

Anonymous 03/16/2023 (Thu) 16:36 [Preview] No.45957 del

Point that thing somewhere else I feel like he wants to bite me.

Anonymous 03/16/2023 (Thu) 23:53 [Preview] No.45961 del

Go away snakey, I don't like you.

Anonymous 03/22/2023 (Wed) 01:57 [Preview] No.46061 del

It's demons I think.

Anonymous 09/10/2022 (Sat) 00:10 [Preview] No. 41119 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

[Posted this to /tv/ but I think that place is dead so here is a /b/ mirror]

Time to list some must-see films I think anons should watch before SHTF.

What counts as a good film for me? Story must be intriguing and get you hooked. Acting must be good, believable and unique. Also, I prefer more realistic movies, but it doesn't have to be if the movie is a top notch classic with a great story and incredible acting.

Go ahead and make your own recommended lists if you like, and if you do, please post the titles and release dates!

Badlands (1973)
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
STONE (1974)
The Day After (1983)
River's Edge (1986)
Absence of Malice (1981)
A Fistful of Dollars (1964)
For A Few Dollars More (1965)
The Boys Next Door (1985)

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Anonymous 03/01/2023 (Wed) 20:21 [Preview] No.45603 del

I watched another movie for the first time called "Hell Bent", the 1995 film to be clear. Very good acting for amateur kids recruited off the street for making this low budget film. The story line was pretty insane and intense. It's about a group of bored juvenile delinquent preteens living in an average suburb who become increasingly violent and sociopathic as they find amusement in committing crimes and ruining the lives of other people around them.

Anonymous 03/16/2023 (Thu) 01:13 [Preview] No.45933 del

Alexandra's Project (2003). A normal man has a normal family with a normal job. It's his birthday. He also got a promotion at work. Everything is going very well for him.... Until he comes home from work.... He tries to turn on the lights, none work. He calls out to his family thinking there would be a surprise waiting for him. His family is gone. He tries to make a phone call. The phone lines are cut off. One appliance works. A television set with a VCR. On top of the old TV is a video cassette tape. What was recorded on that cassette tape makes his worst nightmares come true and turns his whole life upside down.

Anonymous 03/16/2023 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.45942 del

Twin Peaks - a very entertaining but campy crime show. A cult classic

Eraserhead - nice movie but pretty bizarre

Anonymous 03/16/2023 (Thu) 03:05 [Preview] No.45945 del

>>45942
I have seen the movie Eraserhead before, well worth the watch if you like oddball B-flicks. I have not seen Twin Peaks, at least yet, but will look into that show.

>>41552
If you enjoy films that are fringe and suspenseful I would recommend Bad Boy Bubby, and another film by the same director recently mentioned above, Alexandra's Project. I would not recommend watching those two films with family, both containing some violence and sexually questionable content.

Anonymous 03/21/2023 (Tue) 23:51 [Preview] No.46059 del

The Bad Seed (1956). When a young boy dies and an investigation is leading the authority nowhere, a mother who's daughter was in the same class as the murdered boy starts finding evidence that her own daughter may have had something to do with the murder of her peer.

There is also a new movie that came out in 2018, although I have not seen the newer version (yet).

Joe Biden is a Pussy Anonymous 02/24/2023 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No. 45481 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Look at this politician Joe Biden is a Pussy

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Anonymous 03/16/2023 (Thu) 02:57 [Preview] No.45944 del

Nothing too see here, the country is falling just like he is, that's what we should be watching.

Anonymous 03/16/2023 (Thu) 03:10 [Preview] No.45947 del

>>45944
In the words of an old notorious troll, "EGG ZACK LEE"

Anonymous 03/18/2023 (Sat) 16:42 [Preview] No.46013 del

With all the advantages this country had, how do the governors keep failing us so bad?

Anonymous 03/19/2023 (Sun) 16:06 [Preview] No.46031 del

>>46013

Because this.

Anonymous 03/21/2023 (Tue) 18:18 [Preview] No.46056 del

>>45481
Funny, but true.

Burnt ASS Anonymous 02/02/2023 (Thu) 23:24 [Preview] No. 45226 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Never forget all the burnt American Asses that day.
Nothing but burnt ASS.

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Anonymous 03/18/2023 (Sat) 02:24 [Preview] No.45996 del

Where there's smoke there's fire.

Anonymous 03/20/2023 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.46038 del

That shit building was outdated anyway. No biggie.

Anonymous 03/21/2023 (Tue) 18:01 [Preview] No.46053 del

>>45226

That day is forever marked in my head. It was the day America forever changed, and for the worst. Ever since then corruption and fiscal insolvency skyrocketed, police were militarized, radioactive microwave body scanners and pat-downs at airports, 'Patriot' Act rammed through to undermine our 4th Amendment rights (like our right to privacy), mass surveillance and weaponization of social media, later on legalized govt-propaganda takeover of major corporate media firms and social media, bailouts to insolvent corrupt bankers, insolvent unsustainable spending by an ever-growing police state government, lost wars and lost lives and lost money for failed policy after failed policy after failed policy, etc. No terrorist attack could have ever done as much damage as our own government has.

Anonymous 03/21/2023 (Tue) 18:02 [Preview] No.46054 del

>>46038
You were too young or maybe not even born yet, but that was the day America went to hell in a hand basket and has been getting worse ever since.

Anonymous 03/21/2023 (Tue) 18:05 [Preview] No.46055 del

>>45726
If they take away the guns, correct, everything else would be up for grabs including the outlawing of any and all dissent.

Anonymous 03/14/2023 (Tue) 15:38 [Preview] No. 45877 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

>Anime image board
>Having a manga loli as its mascot
>moot himself having a loli catgirl as his persona
>Now treating lolis as something you can't post outside /b/ while they allow many other /b/ stuff outside /b/ like gore, scat etc and pretty much allowing other boards like /r9k/ and /bant/ turning into /b/ dump

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Anonymous 03/19/2023 (Sun) 20:36 [Preview] No.46033 del

>>45883 reposting my encode without a sound
did you also dl pics of my cock?

Anonymous 03/20/2023 (Mon) 18:29 [Preview] No.46044 del

better be fully woke leftie and never criticize the USA or You WILL get banned on 4shit

Anonymous 03/20/2023 (Mon) 19:18 [Preview] No.46045 del

>>46044
Exactly why alternatives exist. It boggles my mind why some still decide to stay there.

Anonymous 03/20/2023 (Mon) 20:07 [Preview] No.46046 del

>>46045 personally i enjoy spamming illegal content there

Anonymous 03/21/2023 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.46052 del

>>46046
More than half of cuckchan is spam at this point, but go for it, nothing there worth saving today anyway.

Fire is Good! Anonymous 02/20/2023 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No. 45422 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Don't let anyone tell you that fire is bad. Boohoo, the environment, my lungs. No.
Fire has been used for thousands of years to keep us warm and cook food.
Fire is very good.

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Anonymous 03/06/2023 (Mon) 17:43 [Preview] No.45669 del

Idiots don't care about deadly dioxins in the air, water and agricultural farmland where they get most their food but they sure do have a hard-on to ban residential gas stoves that have safely been used for over a hundred years. Idiocracy has been completed. When people start dropping dead around the country that's because the average IQ dropped alongside with them. God help us.

Anonymous 03/10/2023 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.45754 del

Park you train somewhere else next time, eh.

Anonymous 03/15/2023 (Wed) 00:25 [Preview] No.45910 del

Unless you gotta smell the smoke.
Stinky.

Anonymous 03/18/2023 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.46008 del

I do agree. Fire is just great. The only thing better than fire is multiple fires.

Anonymous 03/21/2023 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.46051 del

Pyromaniacs the thread.

Chloe Jade-Phillips Anonymous 03/21/2023 (Tue) 13:25 [Preview] No. 46050 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

I have a friend called Chloe Jade-Phillips petite 5'2" amazing ass from horse riding small size 5 feet UK who got gangbanged by a bunch of black guys back when she was married to her first Husband and none of them were anywhere close to being this big most of them were like 6/7 inches max and like two of them were around 9/10 inches who of course were the ones she wanted to fuck and be fucked by the most.

and says after doing it that she was divided about her decision to do it while she loved having sex with them they weren't particularly the cleanest nor most hygienic especially when they sweat during sex and that their cocks didn't particularly taste nice nor did their cum the bits that come out while sucking their cocks said that they smell really really bad.

but she did love it when they found out how tight she was from keeping herself fit and active and liked it when told her how soft her feet are, which I've heard being said before, that getting a footjob from her is insanely nice and you'd be surprised if you were to last more than a minute and half.

cosplay bulma (dragon ball) 4 Anonymous 03/21/2023 (Tue) 01:18 [Preview] No. 46048 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

video link http://lyksoomu.com/rU5e

Anonymous 03/22/2021 (Mon) 21:55 [Preview] No. 33426 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

CIA FBI NSA Washington taliban bomb alqaeda ISIS If you work for the U.S. government you are a sick-fuck Jackass Asshole. I hope someone throws acid in your face you Stupid Bitch.

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Anonymous 03/08/2023 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.45699 del

>>45642
>>45642
Change is the only constant thing in life anon. For better or worse

Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.45809 del

>>33939
Is that a Nintendo?

Anonymous 03/15/2023 (Wed) 16:50 [Preview] No.45929 del

They are very bad and evil people. They have sold their souls to the Devil me thinks.

Anonymous 03/18/2023 (Sat) 19:25 [Preview] No.46014 del

Thar's true fren. Don't forget what Satan worshippers live amongst us. They must be dealt with.

Anonymous 03/20/2023 (Mon) 20:50 [Preview] No.46047 del

>>45534
Nope