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Why would pedophiles like spanking children? Anonymous 08/15/2025 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No. 70729 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Apparently some pedophiles like spanking children. I came across some that have an onion forum for it. I even found some Russian guy asking in a public vk post for images from them: https://archive.today/https://vk.com/wall501760301_2

A little later, I coincidentally came across this cracked article, and it mentioned the site as well.
https://archive.today/20200913221449/https://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1760-5-things-i-learned-infiltrating-deep-web-child-molesters.html

That's where pic related is from.
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Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 00:46 [Preview] No.77361 del
>>77360
>>77359
>>77357
>>73431

So wrapping back around, how does this relate to pizza enjoyers?

Well, if a big guy and a small girl gets together when she is as small as can be, and they start to do it together, she develops a pair bond with him, and her body becomes acclimated to his DNA, optimizing her chances of giving him offspring when she becomes capable of it.
For the guy, he's going to be able to make her fall for him even when he's a subthree, and once that's locked in, it will persist for life, plus he gets access to a lover whose never been used before, and so lacks the microchimerism that makes her a low quality incubator, and mist importantly he has full access to her entire reproductive window, since he was in before she had entered into it.
Does it cause her pain? No, it doesn't. You've been lied to by the powers that be, and you took it on faith because, why?
How would they know to tell you? Why would you believe them? And even if we accept on faith that it were true now, how would we know it would still be true if things were different (say post legalization)?
Its not true, in fact it would be the best smex of her life, even in the case where the subthree has a microdicklet to match his face.
This subfive has valuable genes, not in looks but in the places that would matter to the eventual creation of the ultimate lifeform, which as we covered is the entire point of existence.
He also might have those low eumelanic traits that are so important, as well (Hitler had blue eyes and fair skin).
And for him, the pid0pill is probably the best chance he has for procreation.
I should remind you that there is nothing in the bible that days it is wrong, anyone who tells you otherwise can easily be shown to be full of bullshit by actually reading the chapter of the bible they cite a quote from, or by looking at the meaning of the words in the quote that they are taking an English translation from in the original language.
Take a look at our history, as things became more jewed, the position we took towards age relations got tighter legally and morally, this is how even the furthest right of the third position national socialists of today are actually still socially cuckservatives, just of a looser variety.

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Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 00:52 [Preview] No.77362 del
Damn, I made some typos, hope you can still read what I intended to say. Well I guess I'll finish up on religion. Since I started my ethics journey with god.

god is the superking, back in the day kings made you follow orders with a might makes right (by deciding who is left) principle of the strong doing as they please and the weak suffering as they must, this remains the care today FYI.
Well the king and his men can't have their eyes everywhere to catch every subject who disobeys him, so they cleverly invested a suoerking who can see everything and who will punish you after you have died, conveniently the one time when your punishment cannot be verified, and the punishment will be the worst possible pain you could ever experience, delivered unto you forever, while obedience is rewarded with the greatest pleasure one could receive delivered to them forever, but once again only after you are dead.
It's a scam, a con, but we are invested in it because they were also smart enough to make us tie our entire identities to it, its in out art, culture, and government, throughout history. That's western religion in a nutshell.

I took one fork of the Eupythro dilemma, that of accepting divine command theory that anything can be good if god says it is, and went from there to ask why it is that what god says is good, is good.

But the other lath is to say that god is making reference to some third source of goodness, and the end of my reasoning led me to that conclusion, the ultimate lifeform.

And I could further speculate that the reason the ultimate lifeform is of such importance is probably because that's the only way at least some part of the universe can know itself, and perhaps peek out at what lies beyond its boundaries.


MODS Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.77365 del
Feds/LEA honeytrap

I hope mods blam this crap and report the feds posting this shit to the feds.

We are getting it on zzzchan as well.

All the altchans are being flooded with this type of stuff.

Antimaps are Jews, the same Jews who are enabling the elites operations to raep lolis IRL.

Honestly the far right of /pol/ needs to seriously consider their position on this topic because its probably the most important thing to consider.

As of yet they are helping the kikes out by policing the maps at the bottom who are getting their loli loving down without the approval of the chosen people representatives.

By partyvanning the poor lolicons, the overlords who monopolize the provision of cracking miners are protected in their hegemony on the market, and all the utility this position gives them (a lot, because every third man loves little girls, and every second man would be lying when they say they didn't, the popularity of loli drawings is evidence to this).

Its like a drug Lord whose cartel seizes some Latin american country and makes the government pass laws that make their drugs more illegal and the drug laws more strongly enforced with harsher penalties for using.

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Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.77382 del
>>70776
Speak for yourself I'm very interested in learning something new about something I know I'm both unfamiliar with and likely being lied to about by mainstream soyciety.


Anonymous 05/13/2026 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.77516 del
>>71081
We accept that spanking and circumcision don't mess up kids, so they don't.

We accept that having sex with adults or watching videos of kids doing such harms kids, so it does.

The map argument that the thing which harms kids is more how society reacts to their experiences than the experience itself holds weight.

They've done experiments on manufactured trauma, having a kid play with a toy car, then having the kids mother act like the toy car is hurting this child, and seeing that now the kid is scared of the toy car. That's how traumatic experiences form, they can be anything and we can condition people to be traumatized by the experience through administration of protection and recovery.

Taboo is the origin point of trauma, they learn what was done to them was bad, they learn that they should feel bad about it, they know its something that now distinguishes them from others in a significant and negative way that they should conceal, they feel like the other, my idea is to take a bunch of kids and make them all feel victimized by something completely innocuous.

Suffering is relative, when everyone is totally blind, a one eyed man feels like a king.

The pain of being disabled is living among able-bodied people as the normal state of things, it would be far more bearable if everyone lacked the same functions, because then they are just as capable as everyone else.

It's comparison and societal environments that creates traumatic experiences.



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Fellow Anons - Need your thoughts a new website concept (V2) Anonymous 04/16/2025 (Wed) 23:17 [Preview] No. 58743 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Concept: Structured topic rooms with infinite branching. Each topic can have subtopics which again can have subtopics etc...

Thank you for your valuable feedback earlier, much of which has been incorporated into the current iteration:

- Post truly anonymous, no login is required. Posting behind proxies such as tor and even without js is allowed.
- Post text, images, short video and even voice chat.
- No tracking, No data collection and No routing through cloudflare tracking.

Try it out, and let me know what you think. Post away or make a topic of interest. Any feedback is highly appreciated and will likely be implemented.

site: https://depvana.com/
feedback: https://depvana.com/topic/4
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Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.76540 del
>>76413
Agree, far better than the discord spam and endless AI porn threads.


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:06 [Preview] No.77060 del
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Long term plans or current plans for the site OP?


Anonymous 04/26/2026 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.77157 del
>>76413
>>77060
Thanks guys, yeah I'm still here from time to time.

There has been lots of improvements with more to come. I will be making an announcement soon with status and long term outlook for what will be Depvana v2.0.

In the mean time, keep the feedback flowing and don't hesitate to recommend the site to others if you like it. Cheers,


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 05:12 [Preview] No.77460 del
>>77157
>>77157
>In the mean time, keep the feedback flowing and don't hesitate to recommend the site to others if you like it. Cheers,


Hmmm k sounds good OP.


Anonymous 05/13/2026 (Wed) 03:20 [Preview] No.77513 del
Kind of like Obsidian but a website?



gb sex scandal Rocks Greta Thunberg's Boat Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 12:30 [Preview] No. 77331 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
looks like our little Greta has been involving herself in sex romps on her boat and there's also leaked videos of it now floating around online and apparently some of which are actually also of Greta having group sex with a bunch of older men with a couple other girls round her age and the dudes are all like in their late 40's
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Anonymous 05/12/2026 (Tue) 01:42 [Preview] No.77495 del
good for her


Anonymous 05/12/2026 (Tue) 05:39 [Preview] No.77496 del
down syndrome pron look on that guys face.


Anonymous 05/12/2026 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.77499 del
test....1,2.


Anonymous 05/12/2026 (Tue) 22:21 [Preview] No.77506 del
>>77331
wont believe it until I see a vid of her getting mating pressed


Anonymous 05/12/2026 (Tue) 22:23 [Preview] No.77507 del
>leaked videos of it
>floating around online
and yet you choose to not post them nigger faggot, literally kys



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Hello, dear endchan... I am once again visting to invite you to my server..

It is chill. No pressure. I'm having a panic attack.

https://discord.gg/a88RWex9EJ


Anonymous 05/12/2026 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.77501 del
fuck discord, they are evil how can youuse their service. go look into free open source alternatives.


Anonymous 05/12/2026 (Tue) 18:20 [Preview] No.77503 del
>be on darknet
>shill discord
kys glowie faggot



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Isis. Anonymous 03/28/2025 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No. 57821 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Isis is the mark of the beast.
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Anonymous 04/20/2026 (Mon) 21:31 [Preview] No.76983 del
Stop with the deadlines and threats. Apply your standards to niggers. Fuck you, Isis.


Anonymous 04/21/2026 (Tue) 15:57 [Preview] No.76997 del
>>73537
AbdurRahman ibn Abu Layla, quoting Usayd ibn Hudayr, a man of the Ansar, said that while he was given to jesting and was talking to the people and making them laugh, the Prophet (ﷺ) poked him under the ribs with a stick. He said: Let me take retaliation. He said: Take retaliation. He said: You are wearing a shirt but I am not. The Prophet (ﷺ) then raised his shirt and the man embraced him and began to kiss his side. Then he said: This is what I wanted, Messenger of Allah!
Sunan Abi Dawud 5224

You kuffar have no idea what the religion of Allah entails.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.77394 del
You spammed me with suggestions of suicide throughout my entire life. Fuck you, Isis.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 17:43 [Preview] No.77395 del
>>77394
This is Isis. Kill yourself right now.


Anonymous 05/12/2026 (Tue) 00:00 [Preview] No.77493 del
Auditory hallucinations are not self inflicted. Fuck you, Isis.



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looking for friends
lonely… asf
@hikkabuse
;3
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Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.77434 del
>>77423
Underageb&?
I don't want to be chatting up some jailbait discord kitty


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 04:56 [Preview] No.77453 del
>>77423
>also I’m not like some old man

There are no girls on the internet OP


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 21:29 [Preview] No.77489 del
>>77434
yea, sorry


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>>77453
my tt is yanderecel lol


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i dont spread copypasta I create it Anonymous 10/13/2025 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No. 71648 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
You will never be a real Nazi. The real Nazi Germany was crushed like the pestilent pustilent pest swarm of abysmal failures at every single one of their documented missions before your parents and probably grandparents were born (zoomie lmao), Hugo Boss hasn't made those ugly shit-brown coats since the nukes dropped, you have no queer widdle beer trucker hat with wimpy pirate skull or Viking lightning bolts on it -- compensating for something..? -- and adrumf hither swallowed his own bullet as cowardly losers like you do.

You are transnazi, a nadsee larper, a terminally-online keyboard warrior who hasn't spoke to another human other than your parents or whoever's letting you couch-surfe "in between jobs" you've yet to apply to for months and haven't had even a wagie-cagie career in years or maybe you're on Social Security disability, collecting free autismbux for your self-diagnoses special-snowflakeism?

You've probably not even kissed a girl before, yet you think "your"* "political"* "opinions"* are the only sane path. You will never breed minimum of two each blond-haired, blue-eyed white children or even one brown-haired brownoid muttslime lookalike, which is only realistic means of saving the white race as per the typical zarathustrian ubermench cosplay idol Brendan Tarrant. You don't know who that is lol ignorant poser. You didn't even know the one true way to saving the white race before I just told you right now; if you weren't so busy super-spreading gamergate maymays ten hours a day bitching about reposting "ey, tone" maymays about the death camps you'd know a thing or two, ya fuckin' poser.

And you think YOU'RE in any position to save Evropa? You've probably never even seen a gun outside of Minecraft zombie apocalypse modpacks, and you have no idea how to filter rain water or from a river in the woods 100 miles outside civilization so you don't die of parasites, let alone the first thing about raising chickens or sheep or gardening with no technology beyond that which was available to anyone to at most the 1970's. Again, you think you have what it takes to be a footsoldier against ZOG? When you don't even have a clue about how to be a part of decentralized counter-insurgencies?

Real Zarathustran Übermensch Aryans and True Israelites would disown degenerated pond scum such as yourself and shoot you in your ugly face and obese belly and microcock before your bulbous misshapen half-poojeet skull cracked onto the floor, you crying your shit-brown widdle eyes out lying in the fetal position -- just like you always did before big sis kicked in your bedroom at 11pm to rape you with her newest plus-sized dog dick vibrator, dragon rabbit dildo, or just a broken cheap beer bottle after locking you to your own bed post with fuzzy handcuffs to make it extra kinky for you.

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Anonymous 11/22/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.72659 del
Americans say freedom means free food stamps.


Anonymous 02/26/2026 (Thu) 18:53 [Preview] No.74896 del
>>71811
>>71811
Adolf closed freemason lodges. He was never a part of it. This image is stupid


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.77474 del
>>71648
>You've probably not even kissed a girl before
can we stop shaming virgins? it's embarassing, there's nothing wrong with not having sex


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 13:42 [Preview] No.77476 del
>>77474
It's becoming a new norm among a lot of younger men today. Women can be absolutely bat shit crazy and so self centered it is not even worth the effort to get some pussy.


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 21:01 [Preview] No.77488 del
>You will never be a <doesn't even matter>

i don't understand why there are so many people like you who think in terms like that. that's a weird narrative you are repeating there buddy (or botty). must be some female conflict type bullshit i don't subscribe to.

i read "you will never" and i nope the fuck autta here.



not only am I ugly im too awkward to have a personality. it sucks to see someone you like get swooped in by someone else with a personality. other people clicking together as you are left in the dust because you dont know how to insert yourself without sticking out like a sore thumb. Im tired of my identity.


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 20:51 [Preview] No.77487 del
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>not only am I ugly

now i know that when i say to you "why did you choose to be ugly then?" you will reply that you didn't.

... but you did. you may not be aware of it but given that you are tired of your identity yourself even, you might come closer to understanding that there are parts of you that you are not conscious of. those unconscious parts influence your life and make decisions for you, because they are you.

maybe not directly but indirectly, by not integrating these parts and pretend they are not you and become absent minded once they pilot you around, you let them make you ugly and that's choice. you could have chosen to prevent it and you can still live the life of beauty that eventually your body starts to visualize.



Diddyblox Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No. 77482 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
DiddyBlox.com goes to Roblox i’m not making this up try it!!


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.77483 del
Looks like this was made by a 10 year old.


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 20:04 [Preview] No.77486 del
>>77483
how does a 10 year old get onto endchan out of all places???



Here is your rationed goy slop, comrades.

Now go fight our wars and die for us as we destroy the global economy, destabilize the whole world and bring about technocratic feudalism and our "Great Reset" and the Greater Israel Project!


Anonymous 04/17/2026 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.76909 del
If I ever get a draft notice I'm going to BURN IT.


Anonymous 05/05/2026 (Tue) 19:38 [Preview] No.77282 del
another neo-con foreign adventure to waste away tax dollars and get white and muslim goyim killed


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 05:07 [Preview] No.77457 del
>>76908
That looks expired and contaminated


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 13:48 [Preview] No.77477 del
>>77457
The Army used to feed troops steak and lobster before another war broke out, to boost moral, but apparently the goyim are not even worth their fake appreciation anymore.