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How to make a request to the devil ? Anonymous 09/25/2022 (Sun) 18:32 [Preview] No. 41716 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How to make a request to the devil ?

Find natural cow's milk, blood or saliva. (This must be from the saliva in your mouth before you wake up.)

Buy a jack cable.

Soak the other end of the jack cable that you connected to your MP3 player in natural cow's milk.

Bacteria in natural cow's milk pick up the sound signal and send that signal to the devil.

You can download the desired sentence to an mp3 player. By the way, the devils don't know English. The demons only know Arabic, Persian and old-Hebrew.
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Anonymous 09/29/2022 (Thu) 18:21 [Preview] No.41848 del
Almost being thrown into fits of rage*

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.41870 del
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Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 16:30 [Preview] No.41908 del
You're a /pol/ schizo

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Bring 9chan back. Now.

Anonymous 10/02/2022 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.41942 del
We've got 9chan at home

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There is knowledge of the future in space. Anonymous 09/04/2022 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No. 41036 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Of course, the real reason why states spend billions of dollars on space studies is not a childlike space curiosity.

There is knowledge of the future in space.
That's why states spend billions of dollars on space. That's why trillions of dollars have been spent on James Webb and other advanced space telescopes.

Electromagnetic Waves in Space carry the information of the future. Humans do not have the ability to find and interpret future information in EM signals in Space. This ability exists in demons. This is the main reason why the USA sent bacteria into space. These bacteria are gut bacteria.

Bacteria sent into space by the USA have communication with demons through neural entanglement. These bacteria are in a special capsule that will protect them from space radiation. Space signals are given to these bacteria by low amplitude electronic signals through an insulated cable inside the capsule.
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Anonymous 10/02/2022 (Sun) 09:12 [Preview] No.41935 del
By the end they have their tails between their legs

Anonymous 10/02/2022 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.41936 del

The Russian space agency and the Chinese space agency can evaluate this issue and make the necessary judgment.

Russia and China have a mind to do this.

Anonymous 10/02/2022 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.41937 del
Yeah, it's already in there, but it's all a part of what I do. The Russian invasion began immediately after I got out of jail and posted from Ezekiel 38-39 on Twitter

Anonymous 10/02/2022 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.41938 del
I said my dad comes from the same line Hitler and Napoleon did and I don't think that's delusion, although some have attempted to lead me astray by changing my grandfather's obituary on the internet, like making up a fake one and then attempting to convince me it was the fake one. It's weird stuff, dude. They just persecute Jews like nothing and get away with it over and over. In my experience it's worse than even black people get

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Anonymous 10/02/2022 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.41940 del
I need to say one last thing for tonight. There's a guy named Confer which means convert. He's a Jewish convert. He looks like my dad, but heavier. When my dad was heavy recently, he looked very much like him, which disturbed me only slightly. I believe this Confer is a Rosicrucian but not only that a Merovingian as well, considering he and my dad look alike, being the Tribe of Benjamin. This is in some writings somewhere. I had a dream once where I was atop a tank or a motor convoy leading troops, and this Confer was sat beside me grinning as if to say, "we're doing it".

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Serpents Anonymous 11/13/2021 (Sat) 16:50 [Preview] No. 37512 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The U.S. government is actually the Serpent from the bible.
They worship the Devil constantly.
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Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 19:20 [Preview] No.41912 del
From the other thread I posted in:

"Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!" (Isa. 5:20.)

Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 19:21 [Preview] No.41913 del

WOH unto them

Woah is what you say to a horse

Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 19:48 [Preview] No.41914 del
Looks like another Smash Brothers and Japanese night

Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 20:46 [Preview] No.41916 del
I put Vicks Vaporizing Gel on my forehead. It helps a lot with pain. I wish Steven Anderson would call me again and offer me a car

Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 20:46 [Preview] No.41917 del
Might have been a prank, but . . . whatever

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Agharta Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 20:17 [Preview] No. 41915 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Music that your causal top of the pop listener and Radio's Top 40 crowd not only wouldn't appreciate but get, cos they've been conditioned by popular conformist mainstream culture all their life and would in many cases be threatened by it

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Feels bad man Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 00:38 [Preview] No. 41855 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I need a girl to cuddle with me asap, i feel lonely and low af right now :^(

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 01:01 [Preview] No.41857 del
Then start being responsible and go find someone, the longer you wait the more likely it won't happen. Girls are not going to wait around for you. You must take the first initiative and show interest, and be aggressive and persistent. Even if they first don't understand or like you, that doesn't mean they won't change their opinion and become attracted to you. In all honesty most girls tend to find crazy wild-eyed guys even more attractive. And for the love of God don't tell them you want to cuddle, that will make you look like a weak little wimp and girls won't be attracted to that, they may exploit that weakness and use you for your money instead. Give them what they really want, what they always really want, a good fucking, a man who will treat them as their fuck toy. Maybe then you'll get to snuggle in bed afterwords.

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 01:27 [Preview] No.41859 del
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just commit rape

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.41880 del
Oh sure, and then risk being raped in prison after getting caught? No, it's much easier and safer to find a girl who is kinky and likes getting smacked around and used as a fuck toy. There are plenty of dirty sluts out there more than willing. Even if your ugly as fuck but persistent and confident enough you'll find some.

Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 15:53 [Preview] No.41907 del
I think he's just joking around

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Movie Idea That I'd Very Very Much Like to See being Made Anonymous 02/17/2022 (Thu) 20:44 [Preview] No. 38586 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I've got this movie Idea about a very high end Escort Service that specifically cater to old millionaire businessmen where the girls who work there are aged from 18 to 23 years old.

the main actresses in it are Sabrina Carpenter & Talitha Bateman who play Escorts named Tiffany (Talitha) and Brook (Sabrina) of course aren't their real names

where both of them meet one night not knowing they've come to service the same client, an 80yo man in the hotel they start to have sex with him both sucking his cock at the same time before Sabrina's Character starts riding him for awhile before Talitha's Character jumps on top of him where she starts getting really into it while he's eating out Sabrina when he starts to ask her to slow down but neither of them hear him from moaning so loud that he begins having a heart attack and dies only moments after he cums they realise he's dead long story short they are they in his room completely naked and later find out his the head of crime family and they then have to spend the rest of the movie doing what they can to stay alive and clear their names from his death my any means

Don't know how Much Room there is on here to write everything here but there's a orgy scene midway through the film where you see them in the actual building the Escort business is ran out from trying to find somewhere to hide from the goons who've been sent out to hunt them down, where they burst into a room where they are hearing some muffled noises coming out from to see s massive orgy taking place with a bunch of the girls (Francesca Capaldi character included) to see Daisy (played by Ciara Bravo) fucking two old men where she looks up at both of them and say "hey!, shut the door or if your coming in!!!, come in you're a little late to the party but I guess there are a few guys in the back waiting for their turn" so they both come into the room where the floor is completely socked from all of the sweat and semen that didn't find it's indented target walk past all of the old men fucking towards the back of the room.

this is a long shot here but if anyone happens to know and actual movie Director or know of someone who's one please see if you can get them to see this.
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Anonymous 07/13/2022 (Wed) 19:17:22 [Preview] No.40274 del
Unrelated to your shitty movie idea, the camera you linked is the Panasonic DVX-200, which is the exact camera I've been trying to get my hands on

Anonymous 07/17/2022 (Sun) 02:41:57 [Preview] No.40302 del
The elites don't need you.

All the infrastructure has been built and the globalists will soon have robots.

Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.41904 del
OP here
just to let everyone know I've near enough finished writing the script now and I'm just going over a few parts I wasn't so happy about

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Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.41906 del
>>40302 (off topic but....)
This is a copypasta from /news/, a good response to your comment.

"Incredibly hubris and arrogant lack of critical thinking on their part if they believe that to be so. I'll tell you a few reasons why. Both machines and infrastructure need routine maintenance. Nature, time and weather patterns all have their own ways that render such civilization and progress ineffective and vulnerable to lots of wear and tear. You need skilled experienced humans to maintain both machines and infrastructure. Machines including robotics as well computer systems. All these systems mankind creates are susceptible to break down, glitches, unforeseeable accidents and natural disasters. Stagnation can cause dust to compromise electronics too, I've experienced this myself with old burnt up motherboards. Now let's get to the energy issue. Without human labor today, 99% of the energy around the globe would not even be produced, nor would solar panels because it takes energy and resources to produce and maintain those too. Do you know average solar panels break down within 10 years? I guess you were never told that but truth be told that is a fact for average mass manufactured panels. I know because I've invested in solar myself for heavily-rationed grid-down emergency purposes (and even the 12V 110Ah deep cycle batteries last an average 15 years max before needing to be replaced and they're expensive AF!). What is my point here? If these "elites" are up to some hard labor producing their own goods, building their own machines and maintaining them too, as well making sure the infrastructure is maintained, while they hunt and grow food for themselves, then maybe they'll survive with a lot of blood, sweat and tears. Otherwise they'll be taking down civilization only to take themselves down alongside us. They better have a lot more than just solar energy for those bunkers too, lol. Only so much you can utilize at one time with solar energy, most the inverters out on the market are meant for emergencies and heavy rationing, or intermittent use alongside the traditional power grid. ;)"

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Tinder Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No. 41902 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
has there ever been any videos of 60 something year old married men with a family hooking up with and fucking 18 to 20yo Tinder Thots on camera?

Guy cumming in Girls shoes, on girls and on their feet Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No. 41873 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
there was a bunch of videos of this guy who would blow an impressive load into girls shoes everything from sneakers to running trainers whatever girls wore on their feet he came in and film it sometimes showing what size shoe it was and giving a thumbs up if they were a size 4 and 5 or smaller, and then would film whatever reaction he could get from them while they were wearing them around.

there was this one I remember really well of this girl who had size 4 feet, he came in her shoes and after a short while of walking around in them realised something wasn't right so she went to bend down to see what was going on but not knowing what it was at first to find a load of cum all over her tiny soles that was sticking to them from the insoles of her shoes

if anyone here at all remembers these vids plz let me know and if they are still around somewhere, they were the hottest vids and also feet I've seen in a long time
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Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 18:56 [Preview] No.41887 del
when you're just fucking stupid

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 19:23 [Preview] No.41889 del
then you're just fucking stupid

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 19:47 [Preview] No.41892 del
jacking off to feet is disgusting & abnormal
you're a living joke to normal people

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 20:32 [Preview] No.41893 del
Legs and feet is a rather common fetish, why do you think girls shave their legs, paint their toenails and many wear stockings to lure men? It doesn't always turn all men on, but many do get turned onto it. However watching a dude jack off to it? Or watching a dude ejaculate in their shoes and high heels? That is a very gross and disturbing fetish.

Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.41901 del
no it's not watching the guy jerk off into her shoes that is the turn on it's seeing them walking around in them full of his cum and them reacting to it is what's the hot part here not him just jerking off into them

but yes this part I do agree with you
>Legs and feet is a rather common fetish, why do you think girls shave their legs, paint their toenails and many wear stockings to lure men? It doesn't always turn all men on, but many do get turned onto it.

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A Growing evil Anonymous 01/22/2022 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No. 38236 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How do we stop the ever increasing growth of evil in places like the U.S. and similar countries, or is it inevitable?
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Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 18:57 [Preview] No.41888 del
It turns me into a stone. I want to yell at somebody, but they'll the cops for that too. There is no correct decision to make, so you turn into a stone.

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 19:34 [Preview] No.41890 del
Women control police departments and mental health facilities, and they see men as worthless meat. They take the side of women in any situation and jail whomever the cops were called on. They see men as disposable. So as such, no decision you can make with women involved will turn out nicely. By the same token, any man involved in the situation will be a simp for the woman involved and will refuse to see the situation righteously. They will persecute the Jews openly but never declare it.

Anonymous 09/30/2022 (Fri) 19:36 [Preview] No.41891 del
The Right View is one of the Noble Eightfold paths. It simply means to see and to understand things as they really are.

Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.41898 del
Dude, I gotta get outta here. Like die. Death is a more pleasurable thought than surviving. There's not really anything to do here anyway

Anonymous 10/01/2022 (Sat) 03:33 [Preview] No.41899 del
When I was young this world seemed promising. It's beyond redemption. If you were to tell someone death is more preferable than clinging to life they would 5150 you. Literal torture chamber; nothing more.