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Anonymous 01/27/2026 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No. 74325 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

I have no future just applying for jobs. Think I've sent about 780 IT applications and only one landed me a dev job years ago.

I'll learn any old or obscure language if it just means it gets me work. Worth still learning COBOL? The other part of me wants to become a hacker because I'm tired and angry.

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Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.74467 del

DO IT LEARN COBOL

Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.74469 del

>>74467
How should I start? Also more input from pros if cobol is really worth it... all appreciated!

Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 20:46 [Preview] No.74582 del

I think I wanna learn Rust or Golang

Anonymous 02/11/2026 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.74600 del

>>74404
Get into plumbing in a higher priced suburban community full of boomers. You'll thank me later.

Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.74783 del

>>74469
Read the Spec
Research and look for good COBOL books
and lastly...
PROGRAM IN COBOL

This is Your Sheriff. We have Automatic Qualified Immunity-! Anonymous 02/17/2026 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No. 74727 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Our Deputy has Pressed Charges on the Suspect. Believe it or not? We have a Lead in this Investigation, we Have a Lead on this Case. These are Our Deputies.

This is our Investigation, These are our Deputies.
And Believe it or Not? We have a key Motive on our Suspect. We are currently Investigating our Suspect.

This is your Sheriff, These Deputies are Serving YOUR Community.

Anonymous 02/17/2026 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.74728 del

This is Our Investigation.

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Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.74780 del

lulz ITT

for anyone who goes outside to touch grass, does the outside know of your 'chan' endeavors? Anonymous 04/16/2025 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No. 58447 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

How many of you are open about using any 'chan'. How do people react when you tell them you use 4chan/8chan/endchan? I genuinely think if my boss knew about me using these sites I'd probs get fired, disowned by my family (I already am so it's a matter of speech) and my friends would probs think I'm a nazi.

For reference I'm an immigrant from 4chan (hello fellow autists this image board is pretty cool dare i say i might stay here for a while) but I rarely even use the shit people are so afraid of. I mean don't get me wrong I still go on /pol because it's fucking hilarious but /literature and /photography are more my cuppa tea. People don't even have a fucking clue about what they're talking about.

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Anonymous 11/25/2025 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.72796 del

My younger brother knows I lurk on Chans for the lulz and I haven't told anyone else.

Mainly because I don't want the dicktok normies in here. Chans are the last bastions of human connectivity and we gotta gatekeep it.

Anonymous 11/25/2025 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.72797 del

>>62615
>imageboards are spaces for rejects, bigots, and losers

People would go on here, say some wild shit that was contrary to all information out there, and actually be right. They'd just spill the beans.

Most people would discredit these guys as memers / liars because what they were saying was so outrageous. But I had been browsing the site long enough to know that they weren't joking. That's the point of posting it. Watching people call you out for lying is funny when you're not

Anonymous 11/25/2025 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.72807 del

I don't bother telling anyone about my internet activity. Neither do they.

Anonymous 11/27/2025 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.72853 del

>>72807
the feds bother

Anonymous 02/20/2026 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.74777 del

Pretty much never tell anyone, though if they're clever and/or knowers they'll figure it out since I shit talk trannies and whatnot

Anonymous 02/18/2026 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No. 74739 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

You Fap You Lose

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Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No. 69215 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Hi, I'm asking for a loan or donation of 1699.16€ or $1930. I would pay you back around €100 per month and most times far more than that, especially if I get re-employed later (I'm a programmer) in which case I can pay the whole sum within two months.

dongdicks9000@hotmail.com is my contact email and Paypal.

I've tried most everything so far, asking relatives, Paypal Credit... I can't get a loan from banks either.

It's for pic related laptop ordered directly from Lenovo. Why? Well Amazon or eBay I won't try because I keep reading horror reviews of wrong specs etc, and they're used machines anyway. I do heavy multimedia projects most of the time, not just programming.

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Anonymous 11/14/2025 (Fri) 01:22 [Preview] No.72351 del

Nigga uses hotmail💔🥀

Anonymous 11/19/2025 (Wed) 22:59 [Preview] No.72577 del

>>72345
I don't care if it's a loan or a btc donation at this point

Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.74401 del

>>69215
See

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RayBtI71VLA [Embed]

Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 20:49 [Preview] No.74411 del

>>74401
Or maybe you should try killing yourself

Anonymous 02/12/2026 (Thu) 03:43 [Preview] No.74616 del

>>74411
>>74411
You talking to me, the OP or yourself?

Anonymous 10/21/2025 (Tue) 22:23 [Preview] No. 71821 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

Sabrina Carpenter revival thread.

Last year the original Sabrina Carpenter thread got nuked.

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Anonymous 01/21/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.74182 del

>>73661
another modern celebrity who sold her body for fame and money is all

Sabrina Carpenter Anonymous 01/26/2026 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.74292 del

Link: https://myallsearch.com/search?q=Sabrina+Carpenter

Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 19:24 [Preview] No.74581 del

>>74182
Shes a CIA operated atomaton built to make young boys horny, ofc shes gonna sell her body

Anonymous 02/12/2026 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.74605 del

>>74581
>implying that they arent horny to begin with
RETARD

Anonymous 02/12/2026 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.74610 del

>>74605
Why do "you people" spam porn on our imageboard then spam C and the Pee at the same time? What are you trying to do here?

Mah hekkin media Anonymous 02/09/2026 (Mon) 03:45 [Preview] No. 74551 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

>goes to reddit cuz normiedia is boring
>reddit is full of midiq atheist manlets
>goes to 4cuck
>immediate kslop brainrape on /mu/
Do I rope?

Anonymous 02/09/2026 (Mon) 14:00 [Preview] No.74554 del

No, just stop relying on image boards and social media, use it sparingly. I typically visit a few sites like this every morning with a cup of coffee and then go offline for a while and do other things to preoccupy my time. Some days I don't check up at all, other days I'll spend a little more time if I see something interesting or worthy posting (as I did in that movie thread last night). If you rely on social media as a main go-to for entertainment you'll get brain rot and trust me, you are just wasting your time on dead sites in a hyper-corporate internet full of literal retards.

Anonymous 02/09/2026 (Mon) 23:40 [Preview] No.74563 del

>>74554
exactly

Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 05:56 [Preview] No.74567 del

NO brainslop allowed!!!

Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 13:00 [Preview] No.74576 del

>>74551
There's no "kslop" at all outside the general. You're retarded.

Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 16:17 [Preview] No.74580 del

>>74576
yezz anon chan!!! Korea is truly living in 2040!!! Im just a hekkin aspie!!

chan Anonymous 07/28/2025 (Mon) 18:19 [Preview] No. 70543 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

https://chanii.ddns.net

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sage Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.74406 del

>>74405

Meant for
>>70888

Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.74407 del

Damn that so crazy that this literally dead thread got bumped out of nowhere while at the same time illegal spam and regular simp spam keeps getting posted on /b/.

Damn almost like the same people that spam our board are behind the botnets that keep getting made. Because they make shitty threads and bump botnet threads and never report the spam that gets made.

btw we still have some spam left BOs and mods. It's been here for a while

Damn that's crazy. What a coincidence.

sage Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.74408 del

>>74407
Was referring to these 2 posts

>>74356
>>74370
because this thread was dead and 404ing before these 2 "genuine posters" showed up like 2 days ago

Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.74475 del

>>74408
Can you tell edgelord on r9k that i stupidly miss him

Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 20:26 [Preview] No.74482 del

How do I get to Balkan Chan

Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 15:50 [Preview] No. 74162 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

All moids are incapable of pairbonding.
All moids lie.
All moids cheat.
All moids are abusive.
All moids are worthless.
All moids should be put to death.

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Anonymous 01/30/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.74397 del

>>74162
ur foids are way more evil i hope you kill yourself disgusting ugly whore

sage Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.74398 del

>>74162

Noone here cares about your shitty forced "moid" meme OP. And making/samefagging 50000+ threads about the same shit won't change that.

sage Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.74399 del

>>74397
>ur foids are way more evil i hope you kill yourself disgusting ugly whore

OP is just a site infiltrator. Making a million crap threads so nobody can enjoy being on /b/. Not a legit poster since most people would have stopped making the same shit thread after a week of nobody responding.

Sage and hide her/his/its/xers thread and forget it.

Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.74476 del

>>74399
Girl, there are people on 28chan

sage Anonymous 02/12/2026 (Thu) 03:42 [Preview] No.74614 del

>>74476
Who the fuck are you even talking to faggot?

advice AUS SW Anonymous 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No. 74424 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

in a really tough spot financially and looking to go into the oldest form of work - sex work. white blonde girl in australia and certainly not ugly/fat but not a 10/10 either. need 10k inn a month and a bit; might start using again if i need it to get thru this

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Anonymous 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.74430 del

let me sound fucking awful and out of it i wish i'd been a teen in the early 2000s. for all the attention and education i wanted Epstein i would have done anything for you

Anonymous 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:31 [Preview] No.74431 del

>>74429

I have many sisters, any none of them has ever had to go into prostitution for money. There’s really no excuse for it.

You have to pay 10k for what? Why do you study full time? Maybe give up on studying so you can work more. That’s better than becoming a whore.

I am a homosexual man, many of us are pressured into sex work and becoming sex addicts. Yet i resisted that. You can do it too, my mother did it, my sisters did it - you can do it.

Anonymous 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.74432 del

>>74429

Take advantage of having the choice NOT to do prostitution, unlike women who are in sex trafficking and they have no choice. Women who go into prostitution usually end up in sex trafficking, just letting you know. Don’t think you’re exceptional - all women who go down that road think they’re exceptional until they realise they’re not. It’s a dark reality you do not want to go into.

Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.74473 del

>>74431
You think all women are in the same circumstance as your sisters? God, drones are so fucking braindead.

Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:42 [Preview] No.74474 del

>>74431
All drones are sex addicts. You never turn down sex.