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virgin retard Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 16:54 [Preview] No. 76659 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Here I have my ringless hand! anyhow how can I make my boyfriend love only me. I'm so rat ugly, and hideous compared to the 10/10 onlyfans angels (not morally) he follows on X. When we saw each other I thought maybe he really was loyal, maybe he does think I'm pretty. But no no one does I'm garbage. He says said he'll marry me but then he's responding to these Twitter whores and he's says to then he marry them immediately when the lady's post is like "what would you do if I called you a good boy when you finished" and a picture of her flawless body. I didn't know he was into that women worshipping thing. But he made me feel so protected and cared for I've realized this last year that I really love him, and I recently saw his Twitter and I have this constant knot in my stomach. He's my hope in this world I'm afraid he'll never come back, I feel lied too also. But I just want to see him again but he probably doesn't love me, or even like me anymore. Even if he takes me in again I can't help but feel he'll be thinking about those beautiful girls who by far surpass me. Even the times we where together I think he thought I was ugly but didn't want to be mean, I wish he would tell the truth. I just want to be his, only his fully and truly. I don't deserve him or anyone maybe if he won't love me I can be raped and murdered cause then at least I'll be making someone happy. I only caused him trouble but I just want to see him again so bad. (we have not been able to see each other due to aoc laws ._.)
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Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 20:24 [Preview] No.76797 del
>>76796 she was fine tho


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.76803 del
>>76659
tits or gtfo


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 23:55 [Preview] No.76808 del
Is this yunners?


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.76935 del
how is he your "boyfriend" if you dont fuck him? but anyway, males only want whores.
>>76715
>how could becky lie to me?
males will do anything but settle for their looksmatch
all males are simpletons without morals


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 18:55 [Preview] No.76942 del
>>76935
>all males are simpletons without morals

yeah you say that but then when you see one that isn't, you lose your shit, literally melt, instantly turn cringe and have your spirit crushed when he doesn't even consider you worth looking at because of how disappointingly unremarkable you are.

you don't even believe someone could be excited for you, you are saying someone should 'settle' for you. i guess that does sound better then adopt you and be your male nurse, which is what you are really after.



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drones choose to offer nothing but money, but then complain about women being gold diggers.
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Anonymous 04/03/2026 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.76254 del
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>>76235

yeah you don't understand anything, you think some millionaire can cut the uglyness out of your face if you can just come up with enough money to pay for a face re-arrangement.

that's like saying "no it is no problem for me to be fat because i ride around on a fork lift and the fork lift carries my weight so it is ok"

troll physics but with female anatomy, that's you. females are dumb because their life is so easy.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.76652 del
>>76254
>you think some millionaire can cut the uglyness out of your face
no, that's my fucking point, i can't change the fact that i'm ugly
>takes mocking seriously
>calls females dumb
your worst problem is not being able to fuck syndey sweeney. drones do not have problems.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.76658 del
>>76652
>no, that's my fucking point, i can't change the fact that i'm ugly

the millionaire plastic surgeon can't change it, you can't change it BUT you could change it if you were smart and lived your life intelligently. while you believe you were unlucky and was dealt a bad hand in life and that there is nothing you can do about it, there may have been quite a lot you could have done about it and potentially still can. the problem is that you are dumb and most likely will not be able to tend to your garden so even though nobody and nothing is stopping you, you still can only count to potato and have not bothered to understand to live a good live which will naturally turn you more beautiful slowly. you failed to learn how to make yourself bloom and now you don't.

>your worst problem is not being able to fuck syndey sweeney. drones do not have problems.
no my worst problem is that i understood so late that i am not living in a democracy but in a complicated rape-theater-nightmare-prison and i have all these hopes and dreams that aren't really possible in a rape-prison. but don't make your corrupted little head hurt, you are busy being a butterfly who you don't even know you have wings and could leave the cocoon if you stopped eating cheese for a second and spread your wings.


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.76936 del
>>76658
>you could change it if you were smart and lived your life intelligently
how do you expect me to change the distance between my eyes? how am i supposed to get a pornstar pussy without losing my virginity? how am i supposed to heal my scars?


Anonymous 04/18/2026 (Sat) 18:34 [Preview] No.76940 del
>>76936

how do you expect me to change the distance between my eyes?

despite what the labcoats repeat, symmetry isn't beauty. i've met plenty of symmetrical faces that were boring and ugly. your face doesn't need to meet certain shape requirements for beauty to occur, beauty is an attitude that ends up manifesting physically. the attitude is difficult to hold for people who just life life unconsciously by imitating the people around without thinking or just defaulting to what is normal.

>how am i supposed to get a pornstar pussy without losing my virginity?

there is herbal stuff you can do to your pussy. like douche with herbal tea which has a variety of benefits that i already forgot about. it is a herbal formula invented by some relative of the person who came up with the papsmear and an herbalist. look up "heal all tea", i drink this stuff, doesn't taste that good, but it was invented to keep the pussy healthy.

there is other plants that herbalists says make the pussy tight, i have not looked into it too much but i am sure amazing things are possible once you realize plants are your friends.

>how am i supposed to heal my scars?
without knowing anything about it i would buy aloe vera leaves and they last a long time, cut off a small piece and rub the gel that is inside the leaf on the scar. what does it do, does it hurt? does it ooze garbage juice? is it burning? or is it simply not looking nice because you still consider yourself an object mostly?

the most important thing you can do to improve every aspect of your life is diet and exercise. you handle your health. don't be like a christmas tree decoration and wait for a man to save your life to make you all better, nobody is coming. you do your own saving.



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it took so long to get diddy in prison as a disatified american i dont understand why diddy gets so much pardons and we dont now whos with me to give a toast to the anarchists lol
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Anonymous 02/01/2026 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.74420 del
>>70984
hello heello test test


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 02:04 [Preview] No.76729 del
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>>71576
His lawyer is currently trying to appeal the sentence. So he may be out soon and diddling some more people again.

Maybe even diddling >YOU


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.76748 del
As the great George Carlin used to warn us about corporations, media, government and politics "it's all one big fucking club and you and me ain't in it!" George Carlin was the last true liberal who actually made sense in my opinion.


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 20:14 [Preview] No.76758 del
>>70984
how the hell is my shitpost thread still up


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 16:14 [Preview] No.76834 del
>>76758
>how the hell is my shitpost thread still up

It's a good thread budy



Hi i want to show art i just made, i dont know how to draw bodies
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Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 17:22 [Preview] No.76785 del
>>76564
Kill yourself you wrothless fucking faggot, my cutter girlfriend with BPD draws better then you even when shes crying about lifeslop.


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 17:48 [Preview] No.76789 del
>>76550
Bunch of 'tists on this board anyway if you want to actually learn to draw just learn dividing by 3s, 3D and trapezoids as well as basic shapes like circles and basically that's all there is to art like anime in general. Practice by sketching some characters you like their poses of for character/style study practice to improve.


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 20:47 [Preview] No.76801 del
Looks cool, anon! Do you have any other pieces you are willing to show off?


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 20:49 [Preview] No.76802 del
>>76550
looks cool anon


Anonymous 04/15/2026 (Wed) 03:30 [Preview] No.76811 del
>>76785
> my cutter girlfriend with BPD draws better then you even when shes crying about lifeslop.
pix or it isnt real



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ANY RICHFAG LURKING IM FUCKED I NEED 500 OR IM GONNA BE FUCKED PLEASEEEEE

BTC

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Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 23:48 [Preview] No.76676 del
Bump..


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 22:59 [Preview] No.76719 del
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>>76662
Just pull the trigger already


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.76752 del
>>76719
Im trying not to


Anonymous 04/13/2026 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No.76753 del
>>76752
It's the only way out, brah. You're never getting that money from a bunch of 14yo, 3rd generation edgelords on a comatose image board


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.76768 del
>pls halp I needs monies
>no story
What a shame, to see this is what the world has come to.



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https://ok.ru/video

ok.ru is pretty OK!

I can find a lot of older classic American shows & movies there.
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Anonymous 02/15/2026 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.74676 del
>>74617
>Where do you people keep coming from?

From far easier, saner and safer days anon. Unless you at the very least middle aged you have no clue.


Anonymous 03/07/2026 (Sat) 18:44 [Preview] No.75379 del
>>74676
Ok ok. Just use the Russian website and reminisce about the old times I guess.

You look like one of the few non spammers in this board that flood this board with cringe every day, so imma take what I said back about u. U cool.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.76647 del
>>75379
Youtube has been posting some oldies recently too now, so I think they are willing to start competing which is cool.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 17:07 [Preview] No.76661 del
Yes and VK. But VK recently hid everything but if you search on Yandex add site:vk.com to the search you can usually find shows and movie easily


Anonymous 04/12/2026 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.76704 del
>>76661
Torrents and p2p are the way to go if you wish to find and download just about anything. Linux has some nice open-source rippers for Youtube and other content sites. I was using a media ripper for OK.ru too.



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my life isn’t even half there Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 03:12 [Preview] No. 76420 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
haven’t felt the touch of another person in 3 years, goes outside once a month or two, bad social skills, everyone hates me, bad habits etc, my teen years are almost over I’ve wasted all of my youth on this horrible life style,, I can’t get better
asked for help everywhere
will things ever get better ? will things get worse ?
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Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 02:39 [Preview] No.76563 del
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Evil feels the same


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.76653 del
>>76505
thanks again. although I understand, I pray my laziness doesn’t ruin this for me. I’ll have to get something in life to motive me, maybe my motivation will
Be Popular and Liked.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.76654 del
>>76505
Don’t be so Harsh I Might cry :’((
I’m uposet :’(


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.76655 del
>>76562
Ah curse this website curse this internet ! I meant to reply to this rude anon not the nice one ! This is embarrassing curse you !!!


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.76656 del
>>76563
ah where can I watch her ? She’s cute she relates to me?
Shes so adorable.



[yellow]anon[/yellow]
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Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.76637 del
_ty_


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.76638 del
[i]ax[/i]


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.76639 del
*asd *


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.76640 del
*TYU*+


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.76643 del
Fuck off.



Яблочная мандавошка Anonymous 03/17/2026 (Tue) 00:44 [Preview] No. 75636 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
иногда мне нужно место, где мои мысли читаются как шитпост, а не лингво-экспертизой.

апдейтов не будет, планов - тоже.

и помни, моль - только смерть заткнёт моё поганое хлебало!
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Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.76073 del
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этой весной стало заметно чаще переворачиваться настроение чуть ли не циклотимичным ритмом. для его стабилизации мне точно потребуются наркотики


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.76216 del
Is it okay for vampires to drink alcohol?


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.76226 del
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>>76216
of course. we are particularly fond of dry red wine — not fortified with grape alcohol, but with blood.


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 20:10 [Preview] No.76596 del
мечты мечтами, но былое не вернёшь.3ау


Prostitution and Cryptocurrency Scam Group Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.76603 del
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pee pee poo poo Anonymous 03/31/2026 (Tue) 13:23 [Preview] No. 76136 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 02:28 [Preview] No.76338 del
Angela Lynn Moffatt

AKA: Angela (Angie-Amy-Em) Lynn Moffatt

Reason for this paste: MORE PIX from a 4chan archive c. 2019. she sells n00ds and her cashapp/facebook is below. She's a mental midget who doesn't know or care what osint is and just escalates; send in the sharty (https://soyjak.st/raid/index.html), reason why I gave a canary warrent.

https://app.radicle.xyz/nodes/iris.radicle.xyz/rad%3Az36NA5sC5kn7rFVqVAH7hhZMf7dWt

https://paste.ononoki.org/?8793f2e711519f18#6gNwZgPCzFqecFyUG81BYWQ95ZC2dy7kj96WhKCDm4RF

https://paste.ononoki.org/?8d9150b9238800c3#6TQuhsYXWcZRSW62RL9eJ9CMcaVDe5JjeaCR4KdizSkg

https://paste.ononoki.org/?0290f20048ac54ff#71VVtNSvXLdtT4kfBdjbPA6yubeFqsrzfsTuD1zSuN9C

https://paste.ononoki.org/?38bd3bfab18de910#F8xxNDMDSGx5oYH3Hs7x4nGFmRLCK7ZiCtrYRkc5WqH8

Born: Jan. 26, 1995. 30

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Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.76449 del
>>76448
She smiked while preg it looked like, poor kid.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.76450 del
>>76449
Sorry, smoked.




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