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marriage proposal Anonymous 07/19/2026 (Sun) 16:34 [Preview] No. 79210 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Stupid chud foid friend is german 24 years old, too paranoid and trad to go to the internets and talk to people shes afraid shell die an "childless hag" requirements are low to be arround her age and be white of germanic descent this thread is dead serious hmu if intrested add me on pisscord:smolshibez


Anonymous 07/19/2026 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.79211 del
I don't join honeypots like Discord. Any platform that mandates an ID or prohibits VPN use to use I actively boycott.



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how report Anonymous 07/17/2026 (Fri) 22:42 [Preview] No. 79136 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
how the fuc do you report stuff


Anonymous 07/19/2026 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.79215 del
NYPA


Anonymous 07/19/2026 (Sun) 20:38 [Preview] No.79218 del
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If someone posts glowing CP or the schizo spammer pops up here now and then, here you go!


Anonymous 07/19/2026 (Sun) 21:22 [Preview] No.79223 del
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>>79218
Yeah and It'll take a few days.



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Anonymous 07/19/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No. 79207 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Imagine being stupid enough to engage in glowie platforms like Meta and frying your retinas with VM headsets. The retards who entertain this don't even deserve to reproduce.



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Please help, how to craft a gun at home Anonymous 06/12/2026 (Fri) 18:58 [Preview] No. 78337 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hey anons, how to made a simple but good gun at home?
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Anonymous 06/18/2026 (Thu) 02:48 [Preview] No.78418 del
>>78337
'ask' google (wink)


Anonymous 06/18/2026 (Thu) 05:28 [Preview] No.78419 del
Americans think living in a socialist police state is normal, but freedom is not some textbook theory.

There are still some Americans alive today who will tell you that freedom is better.


Anonymous 06/18/2026 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.78420 del
I would tell you to look up 'Professor Parabellum' and people's attempts at the designs but if I remember right it's mostly small submachineguns. It's a series of PDFs for relatively simple improvised guns. I think there's one for a pipe shotgun.


Anonymous 07/19/2026 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.79190 del
>>78337
You already have one, its called a cum gun


Anonymous 07/19/2026 (Sun) 09:12 [Preview] No.79191 del
Fug, there are tutorials all over for makeshift weaponry all over p2p networks you just got to know what it is you are looking for. Real internet sometime ;)



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Oldfags from 8chan Anonymous 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:01 [Preview] No. 47811 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
any of you guys still around? I wish we had all moved here instead of the dead, worthless webring. That was a total mistake. The Zoomer newfaggots that go on there are so cucked as a generation. The nigger programming is deeply embedded in their brain. It is frustrating to even speak to them or look at their posts.
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Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:00 [Preview] No.77054 del
>>48232
No I don't think you guys did anything remarkable


Anonymous 04/23/2026 (Thu) 18:01 [Preview] No.77055 del
>>75150
He did fuck a lot of people over tbh


Anonymous 04/25/2026 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.77121 del
>>47811
People keep talking about 4chan on that /b/ board. TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE


Anonymous 05/21/2026 (Thu) 02:48 [Preview] No.77715 del
I was on 4chan since 04.
Saw the golden era firsthand.
I didn't realize it then, but that decade from 03-13 was the best time of my life.


Anonymous 07/19/2026 (Sun) 03:38 [Preview] No.79185 del
Shouldn't die just yet!



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There is no resistance Anonymous 07/18/2026 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No. 79159 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
It's about logistics and resilience.
So, a practical question for those who actually want to build something beyond a digital echo chamber:
How do you structure a small, decentralized group that can coordinate effectively without getting infiltrated, doxxed, or platformed?
What are your actual, working OPSEC habits beyond the basic "use Tor" advice?
What action can be done without just yelling into the void and exception politician are listening
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Anonymous 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.79162 del
>>79159
>How do you structure a small, decentralized group that can coordinate effectively without getting infiltrated, doxxed, or platformed?

probably the most important question of this point in time for humanity because every attempt on the internet of human self-organization will be carefully monitored and in one of thousand ways thwarted by those who wish for humanity to remain enslaved.


Anonymous 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.79163 del
there can't be leaders because they can murder anyone on the planet that they want to except the most heavily guarded people maybe. also they have less disturbing ways to disable someone which usually suffice.


Anonymous 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.79164 del
it can't be open to anyone because that way it will be infiltrated and sabotaged.


Anonymous 07/18/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.79165 del
it can't be public. because then it will be destroyed from the outside by one of thousand ways.

it can't be private either because in the masssurveilance that they try to create privacy is literally impossible.

is there something that is neither public nor private?


Anonymous 07/18/2026 (Sat) 19:54 [Preview] No.79175 del
Unfortunately there is no voting your way out of this. The rich and powerful hijacked our governments and monopolized control over the entire economy. There is nothing left to do but to stand back, not engage with it anymore, let it all collapse and watch the system burn. They'll ignite failed wars and try making life living hell during the collapse, no doubt about it, we all just better be prepared for the end of empire, the aches and pains of a dying parasitic system. People wonder when guns will finally be used. The reality is not all at once. It will be specific scenarios of desperation and resentment, hatred unleashed after being fucked over for so long, self defense of lives and people willing to die and fight to cling to their stubborn lifestyles, fits of rage when facing the loss of everything they knew, etc. The aches and pains of a dying empire. I don't really care myself if I survive if everything goes to complete shit anyway. I'm living it all up for the now, as an alcoholic and consumerist of the past.



Anonymous 07/10/2026 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No. 78903 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
They're angry at us again!

You should fight and die for their Israeli interests and be thankful they let you live so long you lazy useless eating goy cattle!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Anonymous 07/10/2026 (Fri) 16:30 [Preview] No.78904 del
It is actually hilarious pissing these neocon war pigs off, literally all you need to do is nothing and not even care about their fake and gay bullshit. The more that turn away the angrier and psychotic they become which I find fucking hilarious. Let's keep up God's work anons, do nothing.


Anonymous 07/12/2026 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.78966 del
Time to sip on another morning coffee and watch a military summary in comfy mode.


Anonymous 07/17/2026 (Fri) 23:49 [Preview] No.79137 del
get fucked psycho neocon scum



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cute image Anonymous 07/17/2026 (Fri) 17:13 [Preview] No. 79111 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
wzuupu



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Anonymous 07/17/2026 (Fri) 04:56 [Preview] No. 79109 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
If the war with Iran does not end up collapsing the whole global economy, causing a massive energy crisis and hyperinflation, and this war does not drag on aimlessly for the next 5+ years..... then my answer is "YES", I'll apologize and admit Trump was right.

My initial theory is Trump will probably be out of office before the war ever ends with this stupid war causing all of us a lot of financial pain and supply chain instability. If the Democrats ever wanted to restore order (which is unlikely) they'd have to be sucking up and kissing Iran's asses, but that would instantly infuriate their biggest donor class (thus unlikely).



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What to do with my life ? Anonymous 06/01/2026 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No. 77971 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hi anon im 22 and completly lost in life, cant stick to the same subject for more than 1 week,completly asocial scyzophrenic and sociopath i have the blessing to be high qi but not the autism type the more manipulative and social type but i cant take advantage of my skills and my naturals abiltys because im too kind hearted and sensitive to be egoistic
Also i have no job no study no diploma no money so rn im thinking to just go outside and live from small robbery and burglary
or kill my entire family because of self hatred and then kill as much cops i can
or do medical studies
What do you think ?

PS: dont fkin dare comment if you are indian *spit on you*
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Anonymous 06/02/2026 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.77986 del
>>77973
Yeah sure go outside do some sports eat good food i kind of already do that my pb is more deep im afraid of being alive : my life is purely virtual and i can't engage in something meaningful because im stuck in my head

Also i live at my parents basement and ive been stuck here forever even not stepping outside for multiples months, my parents are part of the problem too because they give me food and a house without asking me anything, feels like i could stay like that for the rest of my shit life

I want to live, feels faggot to phrase it like that but the fkin blackpill is that normies are far more happier than me,i want to achieve something i can be proud of and have loved ones to cherish

Still crying in my bedroom the fists closed angered against the sun to rise again and again without looking for me


Anonymous 06/02/2026 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.77987 del
>>77986
don't do sports, don't even bother with lifting, just walk. walk outside, but make it a schedule. once a week, maybe on a low traffic day if you're uncomfortable being around a lot of people.

>my life is purely virtual and i can't engage in something meaningful because im stuck in my head
>the fkin blackpill is that normies are far more happier than me
the deeper blackpill is that there's less and less of these "normies" any more. everyone is inside, doomscrolling, feeling hopeless.
ngl i feel very similar to you, and i have a job and my own apartment. i have no irl friends due to life circumstances. the last time i spoke to someone face to face in a non-work scenario was last year.
honestly the advice I'm giving you is the advice i should be taking too. I'm also completely stuck in my head, with almost all of my life being virtual. all I know is that when I was doing those things, I felt a hell of a lot better.


Anonymous 06/02/2026 (Tue) 20:26 [Preview] No.78001 del
>>77986
Hate to say this but your parents are setting you up to be a failure in life. They should be encouraging you to go outside, make some friends, get a job, etc. By the time I was 12 years old I started getting kicked out of the house and my parents told me to be back by dinner time. They did not let me just sit inside a room to jerk off all day, nor did most parents. I even knew some kids who had alcoholic parents and those kids WANTED to leave their homes as much as possible.


Anonymous 06/03/2026 (Wed) 01:50 [Preview] No.78005 del
join the army, they need people with your skill set


Anonymous 07/15/2026 (Wed) 15:54 [Preview] No.79081 del
>>77971
Get a trade job? Or get a ok ish job and study to get a GED or college diploma in something that's quick to get a job in?




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