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https://discord.gg/a88RWex9EJ


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 19:20 [Preview] No.76527 del
>discord

did you accidentally click the wrong browser bookmark and did not notice? this is an imageboard you probably wanted to post this on facebook.


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.77472 del
>>76524
>discord
kys



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https://miochan.cc/

nntpchan is back!


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.77451 del
>>77449
>Another botnet

We're not going OP


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.77469 del
>>77449
>no onion link
kys faggot



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https://digichan.top/index.html
DigiChan is an anonymous imageboard inspired by the anime Di Gi Charat — the classic 1998 series
about Dejiko, a cat-eared alien princess from the planet Di Gi Charat, and her friends Puchiko
and Usada, navigating life on Earth with charm, chaos, and plenty of "nyo"s.

Just like Dejiko's carefree spirit, this board is a place to post freely, share your interests,
and have fun — no need for a name or identity, nyu~. Whether you're into anime, gaming, or just
want to shitpost into the void, you're welcome here.


Anonymous 04/25/2026 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.77133 del
see


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.77468 del
>>77119
>no onion link
kys faggot



(63.00 B 512noodle)
Don't use imageboards! Use texboards! Like 512NOODLE! http://ewk7ehnkmdrgguvnc4zvppzpnlmp4g4n5yhz2snwbryne6lklojhiqyd.onion/
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Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 03:15 [Preview] No.77294 del
>>77277
It was a good idea but the sus links from users made it look like a honeypot. Uncensored anonymous imageboards/textboards are a relic of the past where most users on the internet could be trusted to behave somewhat normally.
Now, the internet includes most of humanity and all the bad things that come along with it. There's only two ways to deal with that:
1. identity-tied accounts or/and AI-powered heavy censorship
2. small self-hosted services with exclusive membership where users mostly know each other

The Internet is no longer a place you go to, it encompasses humanity. The new social structures on the Internet will closely match how humans normally organized before its invention.


Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 12:15 [Preview] No.77297 del
>>77294
You are bitching about honeypots yet you think turning the whole internet into a fucking honeypot is the solution? WTF. No thanks, I'd rather it just be chaotic and anonymous, not turn into something like subscribing to a Facebook account. Fuck that shit.


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 01:52 [Preview] No.77321 del
>>77294
look where you are posting you stupid nigger


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.77325 del
>>75915
I think what you call it is retarded. Endchan sounds a lot better than 512noodle gaytard. Keep going and waste money on hosting or whatever makes you happy ok?


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.77467 del
>>76004
Onion links are based and regular URLs are bullshit. Stay mad kike



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3chan.net Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No. 75523 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
3chan is a new image board I have created that is like 4chan but it has no ads the url is 3chan.net i hope to see people soon.
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Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 20:25 [Preview] No.75546 del
>>75523
I posted something there


Anonymous 03/14/2026 (Sat) 18:30 [Preview] No.75577 del
will this be as cool as soyjak party


Anonymous 03/14/2026 (Sat) 18:31 [Preview] No.75578 del
better not be full of troons and niggers


Anonymous 03/15/2026 (Sun) 00:44 [Preview] No.75588 del
BRING BACK DECEMBERCHAN YOU NIGGERS


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.77466 del
>>75523
>no onion service
kys



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I feel that someone wants to harm me, despite me giving no reasons for this.
I didn't post any evil or stupid things on the internet recently.
I don't know how to contact the person and find a solution.
Any advice?
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Anonymous 01/15/2026 (Thu) 17:36 [Preview] No.74047 del
sounds like psychosis to me


Anonymous 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:06 [Preview] No.74050 del
>>74014
mihgt as well be jew


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.76508 del
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>>74000
Based schizo trips observed


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 19:22 [Preview] No.76528 del
>I feel that someone wants to harm me, despite me giving no reasons for this.

there is no such thing as safety. if they wanna kill you, they kill you. don't do them the favor of being scared.


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 05:22 [Preview] No.77461 del
>>74000
>Any advice?
Slap that person's ass. Show him who's boss OP



groups are the worst and pokemon Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 17:48 [Preview] No. 77440 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
if there weren't all these groups, all these governments, all these armies, all these companies, all these religions, all these nations...

...things would be better. groups exist to make things worse. you are born as a pokemon in this world and all these groups roam the planet with their pokeballs looking for you because they think it is okay to waste your life on training you to fight for them. they could just not be pokemon trainers, there is no need to have pokemon battles.

now that i am older i think pokemon is bad for the children, it teaches them to exploit, to colonize, to roam the world looking to enslave and have the dream of having tons of slaves that sacrifice themselves so some trainer can get all the credit and win a badge or a trophy.

sacrifice yourself so that some asshole can have a trophy, pikachu.
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Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 18:49 [Preview] No.77443 del
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is a strange feeling young people probably wont be able to relate to. when you see someone who is young about to repeat your mistake, there is this urge to warn that person but in opposition to that also the knowledge that this person probably gets warned from all angles all day long and just wishes for a break from people warning them about stuff.


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 18:55 [Preview] No.77444 del
this thread is too deep and too dark for you charming unfortunates.

here have some fun meme pictures from my younger days


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 19:33 [Preview] No.77446 del
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this picture would have been called a life-hack 15 years ago.

good god some of these diy builders on youtube are amazing today.

there is this youtube channel called workshop insider and the dude is amazing. i watch these videos and i feel like an idiot for never having thought of the stuff he does being possible.

https://www.youtube.com/@workshopinsider/videos


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 20:37 [Preview] No.77448 del
>>77446
this channel could not possibly exist as a book. video is such an appropriate format for this information.



what would you wish for with a genie?
>a job that lets me choose my hours
>james madison marries me
>james madison is weaker than a woman
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Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.76651 del
>>76385
1: i live with my mom, most ppl my age do
3: girl, you know that's not what "a woman" means.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.77367 del
>>76057
Easily, I'd ask for as much power as they could give me without infringing upon my liberty in the process.

Why get a genie to grant me wishes when he could make me capable of granting my own wishes for myself?

A lot of the rules of a genie usually make no sense, fitting that the Disney Aladdin pulled them out of Bob igers asshole to serve the plot.

In the original Aladdin story, there were two genies, a lesser one of the ring, and a greater one of the lamp, and the greater one was unable to do one thing which was to give to Aladdin the egg of a roc bird.

The roc was a giant bird that was also a god who had power over the genie of the lamp. So the wish could not be made to retrieve one of its eggs to give to the sultan.

Oh, and another thing, there was this story about an old man and his wife.

The old man loves to fish, and catches a magical talking fish that promises him anything he can imagine in exchange for letting him go. Old dude let's the fish go without asking for anything.

He goes home and tells his wife, who then makes him ask for more and more stuff.

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Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.77370 del
a friend


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.77380 del
>>77370
I feel you.


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.77439 del
>>76057
im a simple man
>being able to change how I want to look
>change my personality
>and maybe 3000 dollars in my bank account for a gaming set up



Military-grade secure and theft-proof portable hard drive! 16TB, transfer speed Anonymous 05/03/2026 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No. 77234 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
has anyone used/bought this SSD External Hard Drive yet, what's it's like?
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Anonymous 05/05/2026 (Tue) 19:44 [Preview] No.77284 del
>>77252
Thanks for the input but I'm getting a professional to look into it now. I've tried basically everything suggested and nothing is working. The computer repair dude said he gets a lot of complaints about modern SSDs and I'm starting to think I should just go back to magnetic drives instead. It's possible if he can't fix it that is exactly what I'll do, switch to a magnetic harddrive.


Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.77299 del
>>77245
i thought you weren't supposed to use dban on SSDs? did they add an ssd wipe feature?


Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.77308 del
>>77299
You are not necessarily supposed to, true, but some online research I have done there were many sources stating this will not ruin the SSD, it simply does not fully delete all the data during a wipe. Honestly I have no clue if that may BE the problem with my SSD but within the next week it will be diagnosed and either fixed or I'll be told I need to have it replaced. If I must replace it I'm going back to magnetic drives from now on as they are cheaper and less prone to these kinds of problems.


Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 20:06 [Preview] No.77319 del
>>77308
>will not ruin
depends on how many passes.
ssds are shit these days. if you're not interested in speed, wd green has worked well for me in the past in a raid. it was simply used for casual access.


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.77426 del
>>77319
Turns out it was not an SSD problem, it was an issue with a capacitor inside the motherboard. I'll just salvage the RAM and 2TB SSD and swap it with another laptop is all.



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>juicefasting thread got deleted

2026, juicefasting still illegal on imageboards. still illegal to talk to peasants how they could break from disease.
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Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.77296 del
>>77258
>i deleted your thread
i don't think you did

>because you have cancer and you deserve nothing but to shut up and die slowly :)

oh yeah why's that, because you are suffering and everyone should feel as bad as you feel? this never made sense to me. this is just mindless conflict-theater soldier gibberish. you're just a stupid bully who wishes people death because you don't have the balls to end your own life.

>>77275
this sounds like quite drastic. i have not tried this so i can only speculate about it but this sounds like something for people who are severely toxic. i'm pretty clean already. one drastic thing i did once was drink hot herbal tea that is said to make people sweat while sitting in a way too hot bath tub that had agitated herbs and spices in it. then i wrapped myself in a frozen towel. this artificial fever into ice cold sheet is supposed to draw toxins out of the skin but i guess it did not work for me. the legend says that the frozen towel i was wrapping myself in was supposed to be colorful the next morning but it did not seem to work, no colorful toxins were drawn out. i did feel amazing afterwards though.


Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.77307 del
Libertarians think that they should give up defending freedom because Americans hate liberty, but Libertarians should keep resisting tyranny for selfish reasons.

While the elites control the money, government, and media, the 99% have the numbers.

One Libertarian may not be able to resist being sent to the concentration camps, but one million people might.


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.77337 del
>>77307
i don't want the government to have access to technology anymore. they have proven themselves to be irresponsible with it.

government having universities and constantly developing new technologies that they use against the people and a military they can use for selfish anti-human reasons is awful. there should be a goverment of for and by the people and not this disgusting pedofiles who have everyone corrupted, brainwashed, paid-off or blackmailed into compliance. compliance is the problem.

government off the internet and back into the library.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.77388 del
>>77296
If your doing this schizo juicefasting shit it is you who is suffering. Your nothing but a stupid fucking jeet pushing harmful health advice to cope with your prostrate cancer LMAO


Anonymous 05/09/2026 (Sat) 19:32 [Preview] No.77416 del
>>77388
>If your doing this schizo juicefasting shit it is you who is suffering.

what am i suffering, wise one? you are obviously very intelligent and experienced so you wont have any trouble explaining.




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