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best zombie movie suggestions Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No. 52565 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Give me ur thoughts
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Anonymous 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:17 [Preview] No.53391 del
>>52567
define "zombie".

a mind controlled human is a zombie.
a human with a mind altering disease is a zombie.
a dead human who remains animate ia a zombie.
a human possessed by a demon is a zombie.

there seems to be no limit on what a zombie could be like.

a living corpse would include erik draven from "the crow", johnny dingle from "my boyfriends back", and emily from "the corpse bride".

a mindlessly hostile human being could be found in many movies where the humans in question are alive and under the influence of either an infection, mind control, possession, or drug.


Anonymous 09/05/2024 (Thu) 00:45 [Preview] No.53451 del
Too many to count, just start with the classics and when you have the time, watch more and more. Some will absolutely suck, then again some you will revel in and want to promote and perhaps share.


Anonymous 09/06/2024 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.53475 del
why is /b/ecoming so mentally retarded?

BUMPING A DECENT THREAD.


Anonymous 09/11/2024 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.53585 del
>>52567
Some classic movies in there, I still have a copy of The Crazies on released VHS tape. Don't know if it still works, some of those old magnetic tapes go bad over the years from humidity or too much cold or hot temperatures (summer/winter conditions). I had to throw out many VHS tapes over the years because they went bad.


Anonymous 09/15/2024 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.53647 del
god damn cancer spam
BUMP





Anonymous 08/22/2024 (Thu) 19:42 [Preview] No.53261 del
Bump because of gems


Anonymous 08/31/2024 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.53381 del
NEW!!!
r*r*.*lu*/*zmM*M3A


Anonymous 09/01/2024 (Sun) 22:07 [Preview] No.53390 del
>>49951
>Implying there's anything wrong with pedosex except that ZOGotUSA made it illegal.

If there is only one rule, then that's the rule you have to break.


Anonymous 09/06/2024 (Fri) 16:41 [Preview] No.53484 del
testing 1 2 3 4 ...


Anonymous 09/07/2024 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.53510 del
>>49967
you're literally a retard; kill yourself



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Shorty, there is one russian pank-girl Anonymous 09/03/2024 (Tue) 15:56 [Preview] No. 53418 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hi
Shorty, there is one russian pank-girl.
I have seen new girl at neighboring college department, she dress like pank (as i like), i feel comfortable with similar people. But... I have no idea how i should start to communicate (just as friends). She has been studied in art faculty recently. But what if she tells everyone that i am a freak, if she won't like me, then it will be over, i will alone for the rest of my live sitting near freshman toilet.
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Anonymous 09/03/2024 (Tue) 16:15 [Preview] No.53424 del
>if she won't like me, then it will be over

Just plain wrong. Some girls like playing hard to get but that does not mean they hate those men at all, they just want someone who does not give up so easily. It is a natural instinct for woman not to like cowards.


Anonymous 09/03/2024 (Tue) 19:27 [Preview] No.53427 del
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>>53423
>>53424
Thank you guys. After that all, i will more confidence and will wait a little bit.
I will write later about my tears and pain in my heart


Anonymous 09/03/2024 (Tue) 22:20 [Preview] No.53430 del
>>53427
Just engage her, talk to her, be persistent. You will know if she avoids you or not. If you are persistent about asking her out on a date and she is interested she will eventually say yes as long as you don't give up right away. If not she will start to avoid you and you will notice her rejection. If it doesn't work out do not sweat it, try to find someone else who may be interested in you. Plenty of other women out there. Some play harder to get than others.


Anonymous 09/03/2024 (Tue) 22:31 [Preview] No.53431 del
/.\


Anonymous 09/04/2024 (Wed) 20:03 [Preview] No.53449 del
>>53430
I want to be just friends first. In the future i would decide whether she will be my girlfriend or just a friend



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I want a bf from US what should I do?

Or Canada\EU
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Anonymous 05/28/2024 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.51776 del
Whether you are a boy or girl, don't be afraid to ask someone out or to hang around those you like. Be persistent, typically if people realize you admire them enough you'll eventually have the opportunity to get laid. It's simply human nature to seek love.


Anonymous 05/29/2024 (Wed) 00:14 [Preview] No.51781 del
>>51751
>I want a bf from US what should I do?

1) set up a box trap
2) put a hamburger as bait
3) wait. amerigans will come to you

ur welcome OP


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.52560 del
>>51751
If you are halfway decent looking just ask a guy you think is a stud if he wants his dick sucked. Don't let others hear you though, pull him aside and ask him sometime, perhaps at some party or public gathering. I'm pretty sure you would find your next lucky boyfriend that way. No guy in his right mind turns away a blowjob unless the woman is absolutely ape-shit ugly.


Anonymous 08/30/2024 (Fri) 22:05 [Preview] No.53379 del
step one: give up, the world is a shithole


Anonymous 09/02/2024 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No.53399 del
As long as you are not ugly, just tell a dude you like you want to get fucked and chances are you will hit it off.



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Taffer Anonymous 05/19/2024 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No. 51645 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Thief Game Series Thread
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Anonymous 06/01/2024 (Sat) 18:03 [Preview] No.51880 del
>>51879
Please help me... I really need $200 USD in btc because I have to Pay it and I don't Know how to do it 😭😭😭😭😭😭


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.52383 del
will benny ever make a comeback?


Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.52384 del
thief was innovative
i failed somewhere in the mirror mansion level so basically at the beginning or something
or perhaps down in the crypt


Anonymous 07/11/2024 (Thu) 18:14 [Preview] No.52486 del
Jewgame


Anonymous 08/31/2024 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.53382 del
>>52384
mirror mansion?



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Im sad Anonymous 08/29/2024 (Thu) 04:12 [Preview] No. 53355 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm depressed, my best friend of multiple years got with my ex. But that's not even the part I'm sad over, I'm sad because he's no longer spending time with me, in the last 3 days I maybe got to talk to him for like 4 hours. I really really miss him and don't know what to do. I've already tried talking to him but he doesn't seem to understand how much it is effecting me. I'm honestly to the point where I either want to throw my life away or kms.


it ok Anonymous 08/29/2024 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.53357 del
im sorry this is happening. im sure things will get better soon, maybe try spending time with your other friends? or indulge in other stuff you like?


Anonymous 08/29/2024 (Thu) 11:19 [Preview] No.53359 del
>>53357
You should not rely on others so much, it is unhealthy. Indulge in something else to preoccupy you.


Anonymous 08/29/2024 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.53361 del
>>53355
"I'm so lonely"
"I'm going to endchan to tell everyone I'm lonely"
Just end it all, normie faggot
I can't imagine it
Being lonely
You are a failed normie
Imagine needing people in your life
If you were one of us, you would hate being around people
But no you WANT to be around people
That must hurt doesn't it?
That must sting
Being a normie, wanting to be around people, and realizing people don't want to be around you....
Absolute normie suicide


Anonymous 08/29/2024 (Thu) 18:16 [Preview] No.53363 del
>>53355
it could be because it's his first days in a new relationship, i hope everything will get better in the future.


Anonymous 08/29/2024 (Thu) 19:31 [Preview] No.53364 del
>>53361
>>53363
Not him, but having friends has its perks and chilling with them once in a while can be fun, but no one should rely on one another for support. That's kinda gay.



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My girlfriend broke up with me Anonymous 08/16/2024 (Fri) 17:51 [Preview] No. 53141 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello fellas,
as in the title.
I found out she was gold digger and she though everything was about her. She will now tell everybody how I am bad. All it takes to everybody think I am bad is just her fake crying.

I want to take revenge. So I ask the mighty endchan, some funny ways(legal)?
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Anonymous 08/24/2024 (Sat) 01:55 [Preview] No.53278 del
>>53173
Swallow a Big Black Cock like Nastassia.


Anonymous 08/24/2024 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.53280 del
>>>>53277
I paid attention when she was at work and made sense when it was her dumb ass kids birthday xD


Anonymous 08/24/2024 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.53289 del
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>>53141
Just forget about her and move on with your life OP. You're better off without her.


Anonymous 08/25/2024 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.53310 del
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u need a retarded sperg gf


Anonymous 08/25/2024 (Sun) 18:23 [Preview] No.53312 del
>>53289

Agreed. Let her crawl back to OP.





Anonymous 08/16/2024 (Fri) 21:10 [Preview] No.53145 del
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Albania today


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Anonymous 08/16/2024 (Fri) 23:33 [Preview] No.53153 del
banans


Anonymous 08/24/2024 (Sat) 18:23 [Preview] No.53293 del
Witch Doctor Moment.



Why are Americans such a TikTok? Anonymous 04/25/2024 (Thu) 15:36 [Preview] No. 51122 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Basically Americans are an Social Media Addiction Honey and a Cheese Brain. They are a suicidal Cheese until they receive the Money and a Reputation-Babe and a Honey-Brain. They join the ILLUMINATI and start Dancing on a TikTok. It's American.
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Anonymous 04/27/2024 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.51200 del
>>51199
bore down upon*

Anyway fuck it


Anonymous 04/27/2024 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.51201 del
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>>51199
>One last
We wish. We all know you have a quota to reach.


Anonymous 04/27/2024 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.51202 del
>>51201
Even if you were circumcised, you still wouldn't be a Jew, no less the Messiah

LOL

o-oh d-daddy trump. daddy trumples *shlick* oh daddy trump. save me daddy trumpelstiltskin. save me!

See ya friendo


Anonymous 04/27/2024 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.51203 del
>>51202
After this ordeal, he will see satisfaction.
“By his knowing [pain and sacrifice],
my righteous servant makes many righteous;
it is for their sins that he suffers.
Therefore I will assign him a share with the great,
he will divide the spoil with the mighty,
for having exposed himself to death
and being counted among the sinners,
while actually bearing the sin of many
and interceding for the offenders.”


Anonymous 08/23/2024 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.53266 del
Go back to your containment board you lefty trash



What do I do? Anonymous 08/05/2024 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No. 52955 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What do I do with my life I am trapped in my mind and don't know what to do anymore, I have no social life no job nothing and feel like shit all of the time even my family are disappointed in me should I just kill myself?
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Anonymous 08/05/2024 (Mon) 17:30 [Preview] No.52973 del
Gotta find something


Anonymous 08/06/2024 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.52997 del
Boredom sucks. Maybe just go to the local library and read some books. Or go out to a public event, have a couple small drinks and try to socialize with other people. You won't get anywhere sitting around these mostly dead, spam-ridden websites that's for sure. You should also definitely try to patch up relations with your relatives and family. If you are all alone consider there must be a reason for it.


Anonymous 08/06/2024 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.53004 del
lets talk about cocks op, how big are you?


primagen666 Anonymous 08/22/2024 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.53252 del
My dad died recently and I have been doing some fucked up stuff to people around me as a way to cope with the stress and anger. I will spare the details but let’s just say a couple people must hate each other due to my actions but in regards to you…I suggest you don’t let yourself become like me


Anonymous 08/22/2024 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.53253 del
Message me on kik primagen666 and we can talk if you want im bored most of the time these days