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Anonymous 01/01/2021 (Fri) 03:11:14 [Preview] No. 31084 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
happy new year, niggers


Anonymous 01/01/2021 (Fri) 16:19:30 [Preview] No.31093 del
>>31084
happy new year faggot.


Anonymous 01/02/2021 (Sat) 00:36:49 [Preview] No.31103 del
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Anonymous 01/02/2021 (Sat) 12:31:02 [Preview] No.31105 del
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chad bulski


Anonymous 01/03/2021 (Sun) 01:01:29 [Preview] No.31115 del
happy new year lads



call and send nudes me Anonymous 01/01/2021 (Fri) 01:14:53 [Preview] No. 31078 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Okay love :33 Anonymous 01/01/2021 (Fri) 01:16:18 [Preview] No.31079 del
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snp Anonymous 01/01/2021 (Fri) 01:18:11 [Preview] No.31080 del
add snapchat veetiii1


Anonymous 01/01/2021 (Fri) 01:20:22 [Preview] No.31081 del
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add dc Tryyme
#2858


Anonymous 01/01/2021 (Fri) 01:21:25 [Preview] No.31082 del
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niklas talvitie on homo


i called Anonymous 01/01/2021 (Fri) 01:22:04 [Preview] No.31083 del
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Anonymous 12/31/2020 (Thu) 12:27:11 [Preview] No. 31069 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Why don't any of the speculating articles say what's obvious to everyone? Anthony Warner was fed up with AT&T and their endless cheating charges and fees and did what anybody who has had to deal with their "customer service" (or that of any other big U.S. company) dreams of doing.


Anonymous 12/31/2020 (Thu) 15:49:09 [Preview] No.31072 del
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Pretty flawless reasoning there. I would have done the smae years ago, but I'm too chickenshit.
RIP Anthony, you were a better man than I.



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Anonymous 12/30/2020 (Wed) 22:29:11 [Preview] No. 31064 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
teaching monkeys how to farm
a baboon could be taught to manage trains
orangutans can be taught to make fire and cook
chimps throw rocks at one tree in a religious fashion
gorillas can speak basic sign language
it is time for us to teach them how to farm
we use a plant that can grow easily, tastes good, is non toxic, and perhaps naturalize
winged bean would be a good start, its completely edible, grows easily, and produces a easily harvested fruit
we teach the monkeys by showing them videos of monkeys farming, 3d generated or whatever would be easiest
we then plant some seed ourselves too, to designate an area for farming, that way they don't plant the seeds in a shitty place
once they acclimate to farming, we can then use them for war
but war is for later, we need to do the farming first


Anonymous 12/31/2020 (Thu) 12:32:16 [Preview] No.31070 del
We passed farming. We have proven that we can start electing them to be our leaders.



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Belle Delphine Christmas porn video Anonymous 12/30/2020 (Wed) 20:48:20 [Preview] No. 31059 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The moment you coomers have all been waiting for. 13:20 minutes long, full HD resolution. 361 MB so obviously I can only link to it.


Mirrors

Plays directly in your browser:
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Needs to be downloaded first:
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https://1fichier.com/?tkucqfxukpp2g23ki4rh
http://dl.free.fr/getfile.pl?file=/2mX7vY6T


Anonymous 12/30/2020 (Wed) 21:27:08 [Preview] No.31063 del
Anti slide bump.



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Real Alien Pictures Anonymous 12/29/2020 (Tue) 15:48:13 [Preview] No. 31044 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
These are some real alien pictures, which I downloaded yesterday.

https://imgur.com/a/zBHoARO


Anonymous 12/29/2020 (Tue) 21:59:59 [Preview] No.31045 del
wow anon, thats pretty cool
i always liked aliens


Anonymous 12/30/2020 (Wed) 01:15:27 [Preview] No.31049 del
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>>31044
was it getting a coom job when it died?


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Anonymous 12/30/2020 (Wed) 19:13:04 [Preview] No.31058 del
>>31054
fuck niggers



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Anonymous 12/29/2020 (Tue) 01:23:12 [Preview] No. 31038 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
/v/ thread?
just got the bluebox, its not that good to be honest, kinda more like blueballs


Anonymous 12/30/2020 (Wed) 16:05:08 [Preview] No.31056 del
The portal 2 expansion was good though, it was cool seeing the tribals



Anonymous 12/29/2020 (Tue) 09:22:41 [Preview] No. 31042 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
4chan sounds like "fortune".



Fucked up fanfiction thread? Anonymous 12/28/2020 (Mon) 22:31:54 [Preview] No. 31035 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Someone's been posting this all over. Dunno why the fuck, but may as well include Endchan for shits an' giggles. Njoy!

Excerpt from: "The Legend of Twilight: Zelda Princess, part I."

>He launched a beam of pure fabulosity at Hitler, knocking the joint out of his hands.
>This angered Hitler.

https://www.deviantart.com/uthp/journal/The-Legend-of-Twilight-Zelda-Princess-part-I-348420007



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Cozy Anonymous 12/26/2020 (Sat) 19:31:07 [Preview] No. 30989 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Ok fags whats the best way to consume this cozy substance
I like it striaght or with a splash of eggnog during this time of year
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Anonymous 12/27/2020 (Sun) 15:49:47 [Preview] No.31000 del
Шшшш


Anonymous 12/27/2020 (Sun) 17:13:10 [Preview] No.31001 del
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>>30997
I feel like I should have someone spotting me , plus I just feel like sippin. Not downing a whole bottle.


Anonymous 12/27/2020 (Sun) 22:07:30 [Preview] No.31002 del
>>30997
alcohol consumed like that gets you drunk a lot quicker afaik


Anonymous 12/28/2020 (Mon) 00:10:26 [Preview] No.31004 del
>>31001
Well, if you're gonna sip. Straight. No ice. But in a chilled glass.
That's the optimal way of drinking whiskey imho.


Anonymous 12/28/2020 (Mon) 11:58:29 [Preview] No.31028 del
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>>31004

sounds like the way to go