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Random ass thought Anonymous 10/15/2025 (Wed) 21:19 [Preview] No. 71713 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Does beast boy stop being vegetarian when he turns into a carnivorous creature


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Anonymous 10/16/2025 (Thu) 14:45 [Preview] No.71732 del
A cartoon doesn't eat in real life. It doesn't exist. It's not really anything but animation kid.

But to answer a basic question. Yes, a vegetarian can change into an omnivore (eating both meat and veggies) or carnivore (just eats meat). Most people are omnivores, they like both meat and vegetables.


Anonymous 10/18/2025 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.71756 del
>>71732
Most real-life so-called herbivores and carnivores... aren't. There are cows who eat chicks and even some Australian cows who will stampede snaked and chew on them like beef jerky. Most deer and other ruminants will also eat baby birds every chance they get, usually when low on calcium. Most cats will eat grass for bellyaches including leopards and jaguars, and they all love catnip. Jaguars regularly eat a type of grass that makes them trip balls.

Pretty much every man-made classification of nature, nature doesn't care at all and just does what it do as it has for billions of years before we arrived and will continue on for trillions after everything humanity has or will ever do becomes space dust and forgotten.


Anonymous 10/18/2025 (Sat) 12:54 [Preview] No.71757 del
>>71756
There's a species of moth that has for hundreds of millions of years eaten nectar, but as soon as humans encroached on their home turf they decided to all become vampires and now suck human and other animal blood. Painfully, as they have no anticoagulants nor painkillers like mosquitoes and vampire bats do, they have to rock back and forth to dig their mouth-tube under your skin until they hit a vein, which they've apparently never done until they met humans. (No evidence they snacked on other animal's blood until after humanity's first contact.)


Anonymous 10/19/2025 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.71766 del
>>71756
>>71757
Yah dude, I raise chickens in my backyard and have a chicken coop I clean out twice a year, once during spring and once during fall. I notice there are a ton of rodents. I've actually seen my chickens swallow baby mice whole. Once time I had my gloves on, pouring more hen scratch for them to eat and found a "nest" full of mice. I watched them scramble as I grabbed a bunch of them, and threw some of the mice at my chickens. Those chickens gobbled them up as if I were feeding them grain. I've also seen a chicken swallow a small lizard it caught whole too. A lot of people think chickens only eat grain but no, they'll eat just about anything, even leftover fruit and the peel too.



Maybe this is better Anonymous 10/02/2025 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No. 71453 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I fucking hate being attracted to animals.

Alright so I am a zoophile, I'm genuinely sexually and romantically attracted to animals, I'm not attracted to my fellow human being. This leads to a lot of people hating you.

I'm finally sick of it. But I'm not gonna kms. That's lame.

I'm just going to quit any type of porn that isn't on the hub; no rule34, no illegal bestiality sites, just pornhub. Maybe I can convince myself I'm aro-bi instead.

Who knows? Maybe I'll get a python constrictor and try to get him to suck me some day. Maybe I actually will kms. Maybe my self-conversion will work.
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Anonymous 10/05/2025 (Sun) 01:55 [Preview] No.71496 del
To all pedos and zoophiles or whatever the fuck you are:Please kill yourself the world is better without you.Nobody will remember you or care about you.Even your family will forget about you in a year or less.Click the trigger.


I'M THE VILLIAN. Anonymous 10/05/2025 (Sun) 23:43 [Preview] No.71510 del
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So be it.

Let me preface this by saying I will ALWAYS hate pedophiles; and I don't care if thats hypocritical because they're extremely easy to mock and make fun of and I like mocking them.

But I am so fucking sick of being a zoophile. No I don't want "furry porn", no I don't want some bullshit excuse, because you know who else makes bullshit excuses? Lolicons! And they're one of the things I HATE in a person. When I was a kid, I used to wish dinosaurs were still alive because I thought they were COOL, not HOT. But NOW, they're COOL and HOT. I would KILL for a velociraptor blowjob or footjob. HOT and COLD. SILVER and GOLD. Two sides of the same coin.

Do you hear what other rappers said about KING VON when he was alive? "He was a serial killer, who bragged about killing people. He professed and confessed to be a demon." Or something like that idk. Anyways, I like to rap. I like listening to rap, unless it's Drake or Diddy.

Me and Von? WE BOTH RAP. Now I'm not going to kill anyone, but I'll KILL these BARS, and these BARS will sound like a man who KILLS, you feel me?

The "Saurians" album, dropping--I actually don't know when because I like to procrastinate but before 2040 atleast.


Anonymous 10/06/2025 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.71516 del
>>71510
You weird fucks should just keep your sicko fetishes to yourselves and do the world a big favor as did all the other sick old timers back in the day. Stay in the closet and shut up already please.


Yo Anonymous 10/06/2025 (Mon) 23:03 [Preview] No.71528 del
>>71516 it's not a fetish it's like being gay or straight


Anonymous 10/15/2025 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.71699 del
>>71455
/thread



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I'll never date a blondie Anonymous 09/04/2025 (Thu) 01:59 [Preview] No. 70994 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I was born screwed. I have Mediterranean traits instead of Nordic ones. I got black hair, black eyes, and an olive skin. I wish I could breed with a Swede blondie woman to make blondie children. I'm afraid of my children getting my traits. How can I make my children white just as my wife?
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Anonymous 09/16/2025 (Tue) 20:35 [Preview] No.71246 del
>>70994
That's not how genetics work. You mentioned being "mediterranean". I suppose you're from Greece, Italy, maybe Spain or other southern european country, both Mediterranean and Nordics are Caucasians and have recessive genes... but the most recessive traits are the ones that are most likely to show up (unless of course, you're not fully mediterranean and are a brownoid latinx). A baby born to mediterranean and nordic parents is more likely to have blond hair and pale skin.


Anonymous 09/17/2025 (Wed) 17:31 [Preview] No.71270 del
>>71238
>>71238
>Are you really sure you want to date females of the West today rather than a cute Japanese girl?

Japanese women are even bigger whores from what I've read online.


Anonymous 09/18/2025 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.71280 del
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>>71246
>have to shave every day
>brown eyes
>25 y.o virgin
>dark (even in january)
>cousins named tony and vinnie
my cousin looks Swedish and dated Al Pacino's friend for a few weeks (no I won't elaborate or prove it)


Ok Anonymous 09/19/2025 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.71285 del
What’s w people being ashamed so much like you didn’t do it lmao


Anonymous 10/15/2025 (Wed) 15:58 [Preview] No.71695 del
>>70994
You'll never date anyone who isn't obese and/or severely mentally ill and socially dysfunctional and hard-up.



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poop and fries
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Anonymous 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:11 [Preview] No.68230 del
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Man I cant stop pooping


Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 16:57 [Preview] No.69386 del
Suck my ballsach


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Anonymous 10/15/2025 (Wed) 15:55 [Preview] No.71693 del
>>69480
Oh thank Christ for the giant colorful circle around the text, I would have never found it all the way at the bottom of that image.



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it took so long to get diddy in prison as a disatified american i dont understand why diddy gets so much pardons and we dont now whos with me to give a toast to the anarchists lol
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Anonymous 09/17/2025 (Wed) 17:38 [Preview] No.71273 del
>>71088
>>71088
ok but this thread is about the diddy guy though


Anonymous 09/24/2025 (Wed) 00:16 [Preview] No.71320 del
>>71273

trump and diddy are both pedos though..


Anonymous 09/24/2025 (Wed) 02:34 [Preview] No.71322 del
>>71320
>>71320
mmmkay but let's just focus on diddy in this thread instead of the other guy.


Anonymous 10/09/2025 (Thu) 23:20 [Preview] No.71576 del
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>>70984
>it took so long to get diddy in prison as a disatified american i dont understand why diddy gets so much pardons and we dont now whos with me to give a toast to the anarchists lol

He just got 4 years in prison OP. He gone

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2025/oct/03/sean-diddy-combs-trial-sentence
https://www.nbcnews.com/nightly-news/video/judge-sentences-sean-diddy-combs-to-four-years-in-prison-249060933613

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czx0gx227z4o


Anonymous 10/10/2025 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.71591 del
Lurk two years before posting.



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Michigan Republican lawmakers have introduced a bill that would ban adults and minors from viewing pornography statewide.

House Bill 4938, known as the “Anticorruption of Public Morals Act,” would prohibit the distribution of material deemed to “corrupt public morals.” This bill defines these acts as any real, animated, digitally generated, written or auditory depictions of sexual acts. It also targets circumvention tools such as VPNs and proxies.

Penalties for distributing adult content would include felony charges with up to 20 years in prison or a $100,000 fine. If more than 100 units are involved, penalties increase to 25 years and a $125,000 fine.

Rep. Josh Schriver, R-Oxford, who introduced the bill, argues it is designed to protect children.

https://legislature.mi.gov/documents/2025-2026/billintroduced/House/pdf/2025-HIB-4938.pdf
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Anonymous 10/06/2025 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.71520 del
I honestly see a future where the only real free "internet" we have left is what is stored on our own private offline external hard drives or local NAS. I would encourage everyone to have multiple offline backups of all their favorite media be it movies, documentaries, tv shows, music, music videos, favorite youtube channels, DIY tutorials, ebooks, etc, because it is very likely our politicians will ruin the free internet as we once knew it. They are already trial running this Digital ID in the UK today.


Anonymous 10/06/2025 (Mon) 11:48 [Preview] No.71521 del
This is orchestrated to step toward digital ID and palantir. Similar to Europe. These are globalists. These are the guys importing 3rd world workers. The same guys promoting right wing government in Europe. Right wing are the easiest for them to lie to. They are globalists/chinese style/commies/tech whatever you want to call them. Schizo, billionaire, gayz. We saw them use DOGE AI against us. They will overthrow the government by private ownership of a digital ID system.

Please reject AI, digital ID and these people.


Nigger Anonymous 10/06/2025 (Mon) 21:37 [Preview] No.71527 del
It's always fucking trumpfags nigga. The sun ain't finna rise lil nigga


Anonymous 10/07/2025 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.71539 del
>>71521
Communists to the left, communists to the right, nothing changes I guess. Well I'm done with all of the bullshit. Hope it ends in nuclear winter.


Anonymous 10/09/2025 (Thu) 22:25 [Preview] No.71569 del
>>71521
>>71521
What is the end goal to all this shittiness doe? THey all need that Jesus or sumthing.

>Please reject AI, digital ID and these people.

Weird because I remember when AI stuff came out a few years, some imageboards got bombed with AI slop pretty much every day. It felt so odd seeing that almost every thread I saw was AI based at one point.

Even now on Endchan, there's liek one autist who keeps same fagging his AI p0rn threads non stop here. And he makes 1000+ posts per thread over all the AI threads he's made on /b/ throughout the years.



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What do yall think of the death of 4chan
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>>70017
Gtfo and stop stalking our community, Israeli.
You legit fear anyone else. How long are you going to doge being told to walk on a minefield, unironic lowest-life drafted to be an official internet-pest .

>>70073
These creeps are significantly at fault for the suffering in Ukraine and Russia. It’s mind boggling. What a crud timeline.

Basically pests that invaded the website and since Hiro isn’t interested in western existence, it’s better to just make other chan websites that are identical.

Dare we admit that these forums are important.
Dare we admit something seriously wrong has happened.
Dare we admit that starving children, is not ok.

Such creepy weak nonsense.
What is bizarre is how long it has taken for some good cures.


Anonymous 06/03/2025 (Tue) 12:56 [Preview] No.70149 del
Highly recommended and welcomed. It's a glowing leftist honeypot.


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Anonymous 10/07/2025 (Tue) 05:59 [Preview] No.71535 del
>>66752
Just stop talking for 4chan for god's sake


Anonymous 10/07/2025 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.71537 del
Still fake, gay, stupid honeypot.



Chaturbate smashinsex Anonymous 09/29/2025 (Mon) 11:30 [Preview] No. 71401 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Anyone here know where to find the old Chaturbate Cam girl Georgina - smashinsex vidoes or clips
They suddenly went off like 7 years ago
I loved their streams please reply if you know anything about them
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Anonymous 10/03/2025 (Fri) 18:35 [Preview] No.71478 del
do you guys know how i can last longer i last like 45 seconds bruh


Anonymous 10/03/2025 (Fri) 19:20 [Preview] No.71479 del
>>71467
fluffypuss95
She shilled her room on 4chan /b/ originally


Anonymous 10/04/2025 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.71484 del
Everyone post your favorite cam girls and let us rate them



I2P Thread, lole. Anonymous 04/26/2025 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No. 69666 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How to use this shit on android? I set up the browser for it, it works, but then it issues various errors and stops working.
Any tips, anons?
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Anonymous 08/31/2025 (Sun) 18:25 [Preview] No.70951 del
>>7273
put wireguard on phone
peer it with pc with i2p


Anonymous 09/16/2025 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.71237 del
Laptops will always be far better than smartphones.


Anonymous 10/03/2025 (Fri) 12:28 [Preview] No.71470 del
>>71237
>Laptops will always be far better than smartphones.
In other news, water is wet.


Anonymous 10/04/2025 (Sat) 06:12 [Preview] No.71485 del
Install the latest I2P Android APK from the official I2P website & Privacy Browser by stoutner from F-Droid. This browser is works best with I2P as far as I tested it.

Open I2P and start it by long pressing the button. After the tunnel turns green, open Privacy Browser, go to settings and search for proxy options and just select I2P. (Make sure to disable JavaScript)


Anonymous 10/04/2025 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.71486 del
>>69678
>I have some UDP and TCP port errors
You did not change local port 4444?



Depression Anonymous 09/27/2025 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No. 71361 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Ok guys u was depressed this morning but I realized a pattern that in 2023-2024 new year era i was also extremely depressed BUT I think i know why!!!

Both of these depressive states had me engaging in or looking at:

Furries
Fnaf
Batman
Porn
Reddit

With a significant and uncharacteristic (of me) lack of dinosaurs.

The difference?

The first time I had no PC.

Now...

Message too long. Click here to view full text.

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Anonymous 09/27/2025 (Sat) 23:12 [Preview] No.71371 del
>>71370
begone glowie


Anonymous 09/28/2025 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.71375 del
>>71371
I bought some Aguila 12G mini-shells (1¾") buckshots, Rio 2¾" 00 buckshots and 3" Fiocchi 1 shot shells recently, going to test shoot each of them against some cinderblocks today with my 870 Remington 12G shotgun, should be fun.


Anonymous 09/28/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.71377 del
>>71375
i hope your pals at glowie station joined in no fun doing that alone


Anonymous 09/29/2025 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.71404 del
>>71377
Well shit you're kinda right, it is a lot more fun shooting guns with friends over but all my friends were busy except for late last night and I can't shoot guns by a bon fire lol.


Anonymous 09/29/2025 (Mon) 11:46 [Preview] No.71405 del
>>71404
*or when drinking