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3chan.net Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No. 75523 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
3chan is a new image board I have created that is like 4chan but it has no ads the url is 3chan.net i hope to see people soon.
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Anonymous 03/12/2026 (Thu) 20:25 [Preview] No.75546 del
>>75523
I posted something there


Anonymous 03/14/2026 (Sat) 18:30 [Preview] No.75577 del
will this be as cool as soyjak party


Anonymous 03/14/2026 (Sat) 18:31 [Preview] No.75578 del
better not be full of troons and niggers


Anonymous 03/15/2026 (Sun) 00:44 [Preview] No.75588 del
BRING BACK DECEMBERCHAN YOU NIGGERS


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.77466 del
>>75523
>no onion service
kys



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I feel that someone wants to harm me, despite me giving no reasons for this.
I didn't post any evil or stupid things on the internet recently.
I don't know how to contact the person and find a solution.
Any advice?
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Anonymous 01/15/2026 (Thu) 17:36 [Preview] No.74047 del
sounds like psychosis to me


Anonymous 01/15/2026 (Thu) 23:06 [Preview] No.74050 del
>>74014
mihgt as well be jew


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>>74000
Based schizo trips observed


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 19:22 [Preview] No.76528 del
>I feel that someone wants to harm me, despite me giving no reasons for this.

there is no such thing as safety. if they wanna kill you, they kill you. don't do them the favor of being scared.


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 05:22 [Preview] No.77461 del
>>74000
>Any advice?
Slap that person's ass. Show him who's boss OP



groups are the worst and pokemon Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 17:48 [Preview] No. 77440 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
if there weren't all these groups, all these governments, all these armies, all these companies, all these religions, all these nations...

...things would be better. groups exist to make things worse. you are born as a pokemon in this world and all these groups roam the planet with their pokeballs looking for you because they think it is okay to waste your life on training you to fight for them. they could just not be pokemon trainers, there is no need to have pokemon battles.

now that i am older i think pokemon is bad for the children, it teaches them to exploit, to colonize, to roam the world looking to enslave and have the dream of having tons of slaves that sacrifice themselves so some trainer can get all the credit and win a badge or a trophy.

sacrifice yourself so that some asshole can have a trophy, pikachu.
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Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 18:49 [Preview] No.77443 del
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is a strange feeling young people probably wont be able to relate to. when you see someone who is young about to repeat your mistake, there is this urge to warn that person but in opposition to that also the knowledge that this person probably gets warned from all angles all day long and just wishes for a break from people warning them about stuff.


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 18:55 [Preview] No.77444 del
this thread is too deep and too dark for you charming unfortunates.

here have some fun meme pictures from my younger days


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 19:33 [Preview] No.77446 del
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this picture would have been called a life-hack 15 years ago.

good god some of these diy builders on youtube are amazing today.

there is this youtube channel called workshop insider and the dude is amazing. i watch these videos and i feel like an idiot for never having thought of the stuff he does being possible.

https://www.youtube.com/@workshopinsider/videos


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 20:37 [Preview] No.77448 del
>>77446
this channel could not possibly exist as a book. video is such an appropriate format for this information.



what would you wish for with a genie?
>a job that lets me choose my hours
>james madison marries me
>james madison is weaker than a woman
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Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.76651 del
>>76385
1: i live with my mom, most ppl my age do
3: girl, you know that's not what "a woman" means.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.77367 del
>>76057
Easily, I'd ask for as much power as they could give me without infringing upon my liberty in the process.

Why get a genie to grant me wishes when he could make me capable of granting my own wishes for myself?

A lot of the rules of a genie usually make no sense, fitting that the Disney Aladdin pulled them out of Bob igers asshole to serve the plot.

In the original Aladdin story, there were two genies, a lesser one of the ring, and a greater one of the lamp, and the greater one was unable to do one thing which was to give to Aladdin the egg of a roc bird.

The roc was a giant bird that was also a god who had power over the genie of the lamp. So the wish could not be made to retrieve one of its eggs to give to the sultan.

Oh, and another thing, there was this story about an old man and his wife.

The old man loves to fish, and catches a magical talking fish that promises him anything he can imagine in exchange for letting him go. Old dude let's the fish go without asking for anything.

He goes home and tells his wife, who then makes him ask for more and more stuff.

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Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.77370 del
a friend


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.77380 del
>>77370
I feel you.


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.77439 del
>>76057
im a simple man
>being able to change how I want to look
>change my personality
>and maybe 3000 dollars in my bank account for a gaming set up



Military-grade secure and theft-proof portable hard drive! 16TB, transfer speed Anonymous 05/03/2026 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No. 77234 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
has anyone used/bought this SSD External Hard Drive yet, what's it's like?
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Anonymous 05/05/2026 (Tue) 19:44 [Preview] No.77284 del
>>77252
Thanks for the input but I'm getting a professional to look into it now. I've tried basically everything suggested and nothing is working. The computer repair dude said he gets a lot of complaints about modern SSDs and I'm starting to think I should just go back to magnetic drives instead. It's possible if he can't fix it that is exactly what I'll do, switch to a magnetic harddrive.


Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.77299 del
>>77245
i thought you weren't supposed to use dban on SSDs? did they add an ssd wipe feature?


Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.77308 del
>>77299
You are not necessarily supposed to, true, but some online research I have done there were many sources stating this will not ruin the SSD, it simply does not fully delete all the data during a wipe. Honestly I have no clue if that may BE the problem with my SSD but within the next week it will be diagnosed and either fixed or I'll be told I need to have it replaced. If I must replace it I'm going back to magnetic drives from now on as they are cheaper and less prone to these kinds of problems.


Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 20:06 [Preview] No.77319 del
>>77308
>will not ruin
depends on how many passes.
ssds are shit these days. if you're not interested in speed, wd green has worked well for me in the past in a raid. it was simply used for casual access.


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.77426 del
>>77319
Turns out it was not an SSD problem, it was an issue with a capacitor inside the motherboard. I'll just salvage the RAM and 2TB SSD and swap it with another laptop is all.



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>juicefasting thread got deleted

2026, juicefasting still illegal on imageboards. still illegal to talk to peasants how they could break from disease.
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Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.77296 del
>>77258
>i deleted your thread
i don't think you did

>because you have cancer and you deserve nothing but to shut up and die slowly :)

oh yeah why's that, because you are suffering and everyone should feel as bad as you feel? this never made sense to me. this is just mindless conflict-theater soldier gibberish. you're just a stupid bully who wishes people death because you don't have the balls to end your own life.

>>77275
this sounds like quite drastic. i have not tried this so i can only speculate about it but this sounds like something for people who are severely toxic. i'm pretty clean already. one drastic thing i did once was drink hot herbal tea that is said to make people sweat while sitting in a way too hot bath tub that had agitated herbs and spices in it. then i wrapped myself in a frozen towel. this artificial fever into ice cold sheet is supposed to draw toxins out of the skin but i guess it did not work for me. the legend says that the frozen towel i was wrapping myself in was supposed to be colorful the next morning but it did not seem to work, no colorful toxins were drawn out. i did feel amazing afterwards though.


Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.77307 del
Libertarians think that they should give up defending freedom because Americans hate liberty, but Libertarians should keep resisting tyranny for selfish reasons.

While the elites control the money, government, and media, the 99% have the numbers.

One Libertarian may not be able to resist being sent to the concentration camps, but one million people might.


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.77337 del
>>77307
i don't want the government to have access to technology anymore. they have proven themselves to be irresponsible with it.

government having universities and constantly developing new technologies that they use against the people and a military they can use for selfish anti-human reasons is awful. there should be a goverment of for and by the people and not this disgusting pedofiles who have everyone corrupted, brainwashed, paid-off or blackmailed into compliance. compliance is the problem.

government off the internet and back into the library.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.77388 del
>>77296
If your doing this schizo juicefasting shit it is you who is suffering. Your nothing but a stupid fucking jeet pushing harmful health advice to cope with your prostrate cancer LMAO


Anonymous 05/09/2026 (Sat) 19:32 [Preview] No.77416 del
>>77388
>If your doing this schizo juicefasting shit it is you who is suffering.

what am i suffering, wise one? you are obviously very intelligent and experienced so you wont have any trouble explaining.



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Asmongold Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 04:24 [Preview] No. 76506 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
He's a very sad, and deranged man looking for manly company. And he likes non consensual relationships.


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.76607 del
bump nigger


Anonymous 04/14/2026 (Tue) 06:59 [Preview] No.76771 del
Ok, and?


Anonymous 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.77167 del
I've actually watched some of his videos before. While I don't agree with everything he says and sometimes he comes off as an idiot, he's not that bad. Honestly he can be amusing at times.


Anonymous 05/09/2026 (Sat) 12:30 [Preview] No.77408 del
>>76506
I find him rather entertaining and he has a huge following just by ruthlessly being himself. Is there really a reason you hate this dude other than sheer jealousy of his success in life???


Anonymous 05/09/2026 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.77409 del
I honestly think the true reason why some people hate this guy is because Asmongold proved and exposed the fraud that you need to go to college and take out huge student loans to be successful and rich, that you must conform to the boomer mindset of working your ass off being a debt slave to society. Here we have a very successful millennial man who refused to get "educated" (indoctrinated) and take massive predatory govt-enforced student loans (debt slavery) and he gets rich with an attitude using a very left-leaning platform while hosting a very right-leaning political world view without any political correctness or care about people's feelings. That is what I truly assume until someone can change my mind.



Dawn is winning. Anonymous 04/24/2026 (Fri) 22:49 [Preview] No. 77118 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I love America. America is #1 Baby.


Anonymous 04/25/2026 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.77130 del
winning what? is there a competition happening in your head that you assume other people can also see?
what is dawn? i don't think you talking about dish soap.
why you posting advertisement?

there is this real cool website made for entities such as yourself called facebook, maybe go there instead.


Anonymous 04/25/2026 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.77132 del
America absolutely sucks today, it has been going to complete shit since 2001.


Anonymous 04/25/2026 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.77134 del
$40 TRILLION in national debt, housing and healthcare unaffordable for most people now, next to no domestic productive industry left, layoffs everywhere, cancer and diabetes killing at record rates, educational system is completely broken, the government only cares about expanding war and hijacking more power, tent cities, homelessness everywhere, millions have to live the van life, fraud everywhere, crime everywhere, filth everywhere, high taxation, endless regulation.

No, I would not call this a first world country or "great" at all. Sad thing is not many countries are much better, we just fell pretty hard is all.


Anonymous 05/06/2026 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.77313 del
>>77118
>winning

America is not winning. Everything is becoming super expensive and unaffordable. Even consumer electronics are skyrocketing in price which is unprecedented in recent history. Well more than half the youth cannot afford to mortgage on a home or raise a family. Basic healthcare now bankrupts a family. So does getting a predatory student loan. AI slop is everywhere drowning out half of the internet today. Surveillance is being integrated everywhere due to the Internet of Shit (aka IoT). Government kill switch mandates in all new subscription-based vehicles that break down within a year of use. Cities have become lawless war zones of niggers and commie criminal thieves. Gas prices are going up and the endless wars for ZOG never stops.

There really is no real "America" outside rural small town life and even then most towns are already depressed and poor. I now call this country USSA Today. It will fail just like the USSR failed and broke up.



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Anonymous 05/04/2026 (Mon) 17:02 [Preview] No.77259 del
>>74739
>>74743
These are the only two I like



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Sabrina Carpenter revival thread.

Last year the original Sabrina Carpenter thread got nuked.
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Anonymous 02/10/2026 (Tue) 19:24 [Preview] No.74581 del
>>74182
Shes a CIA operated atomaton built to make young boys horny, ofc shes gonna sell her body


Anonymous 02/12/2026 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.74605 del
>>74581
>implying that they arent horny to begin with
RETARD


Anonymous 02/12/2026 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.74610 del
>>74605
Why do "you people" spam porn on our imageboard then spam C and the Pee at the same time? What are you trying to do here?


Anonymous 05/02/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.77226 del
>>71821
bumping this shit


Sydney getting eaten out by Sabrina Anonymous 05/02/2026 (Sat) 17:44 [Preview] No.77227 del
the New Sabrina Carpenter Film Clip Just Dropped




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