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You want some? Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No. 76611 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Mmm…Qué Rico…



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hmu Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 00:57 [Preview] No. 76063 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
dale.crook@proton.me

sub bear with no limits


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 01:07 [Preview] No.76064 del
faggot


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Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.76610 del
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Aye Qué Rico…



Яблочная мандавошка Anonymous 03/17/2026 (Tue) 00:44 [Preview] No. 75636 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
иногда мне нужно место, где мои мысли читаются как шитпост, а не лингво-экспертизой.

апдейтов не будет, планов - тоже.

и помни, моль - только смерть заткнёт моё поганое хлебало!
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Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.76073 del
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этой весной стало заметно чаще переворачиваться настроение чуть ли не циклотимичным ритмом. для его стабилизации мне точно потребуются наркотики


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.76216 del
Is it okay for vampires to drink alcohol?


Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.76226 del
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>>76216
of course. we are particularly fond of dry red wine — not fortified with grape alcohol, but with blood.


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 20:10 [Preview] No.76596 del
мечты мечтами, но былое не вернёшь.3ау


Prostitution and Cryptocurrency Scam Group Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.76603 del
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Natalie rupnow is genuinely so gorgeous. I could have changed her. She’s so beautiful. I could have changed her. :c
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Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.76588 del
i dont need to, im perfect as is. she is gorgeous though and should have been mine >_<


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.76591 del
>>76588
You're fantasizing about a mass murderer who killed herself too, yeah you do need to change.


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 18:29 [Preview] No.76595 del
>>76559
i want to eat her cunt with a gun to my head.


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 23:41 [Preview] No.76600 del
>>76591
I’m fantasising about saving a gorgeous girl and multiple people by imagining myself fixing her


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 23:42 [Preview] No.76601 del
>>76595
That’s horrible, gooner vs yearner I suppose :c



first post Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 21:18 [Preview] No. 76597 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Idk what to post about



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Microslop Botware Anonymous 01/26/2026 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No. 74294 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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Proud Linux and Windows 7 user here. LMFAO. I knew all the modern Microsoft operating systems were complete utter shit full of unnecessary bloatware years ago. This Windows 11 is a whole kind of new shitification. Updates are breaking the systems, it's slower than the older operating systems, it's literally full of spyware that steals and copies your personal files to their cloud, won't allow users to use your own files offline, takes snapshots of everything you do including your keystrokes (once considered trojan horse malware back in the day!)

How the fuck are plebs coping with this shit?

Meanwhile I got ISOs of Linux and Windows 7, my operating systems work just fine and I can pretty much access and do anything. Including torrenting and P2P. I can rip Youtube videos and store them offline, access them anytime I want. I actually own and control all my files without needing AI or the cloud.

People need to smart up and dump Microslop. Are the "masses who are asses" smart enough to bail their digital slavery shackles?
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Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 02:18 [Preview] No.76402 del
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>>75470
Is Zorin some sort of Linux distro?


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 06:30 [Preview] No.76438 del
>>76402
Word on the street is this was Christopher Walken's final project.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 18:02 [Preview] No.76459 del
>>76402
Yes it is based on Ubuntu but advertised as a Windows 10 & 11 alternative without the bloatware/spyware and has publicly come out opposed to and refuses to adopt age verification. Easy to use, normie friendly, almost all linux repo software works with it just fine. No forced auto-updates, you choose to disable that or manually update what you wish. It's great, completely free and you can run just about anything on Zorin OS including online media rippers, media players, audio/video converters, LibreOffice, Wine, Torrent and p2p clients, etc.


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Penis rating accountant Chona Kilat Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No. 76586 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Chona Kilat carefully observes the cock before giving the final rating, but she is usually disappointed with the performance of the cock.
Chona will probably punish him by giving a poor rating to the cock.

A collection of screenshots from several video call sessions where Chona Kilat humiliates cock most of the times. She really likes doing that! For cock humiliation lovers!

Torrent:
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Ritori Mitori Anonymous 03/06/2026 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No. 75165 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Eastern European Model turned Pornstar.

she's got a bunch of Hardcore content out there
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Anonymous 04/02/2026 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.76212 del
isn't often where you see someone who has pretty much everything great


Anonymous 04/08/2026 (Wed) 19:19 [Preview] No.76526 del
model is a nasty job. being paid to wear expensive clothes is complete corruption. amount she is contributing to humanity is: nothing. i can't get a boner for someone like that, my penis is the most moral.


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.76536 del
>>75165
A woman like that is good for 2-3 years tops before she lets herself completely fall apart, althewhile refusing to give up her sense of entitlement. I refuse to spend another moment on her.


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.76582 del
Third video... is (s)he even fucking her with a dick or they're both cis women



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Rune Collection Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No. 76574 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]



Junk destruction Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 15:57 [Preview] No. 76553 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
this tube is finally dead and completely useless. i want to liquidate it in the most thoroughly degrading way possible. give me ideas to make this thing suffer before it ceases to exist.


Anonymous 04/09/2026 (Thu) 23:44 [Preview] No.76560 del
>>76553
Same guy on 8kun Kek?


Anonymous 04/10/2026 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.76573 del
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Poor little clarinet you give it the dignity it deserves