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Hi, my name is Yakuza. Anonymous 05/10/2024 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No. 51532 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I swallowed Black Penis like Nastassia and I enjoyed it. I took that black dick all the way past my vocal cords and I felt violated but I came 5 times in a row. It felt like I had my organs shifted when my asshole and pussy were penetrated by all those Black Penises. By the way, the Bible allows this because I'm American.
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Anonymous 06/19/2024 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.52143 del
Reece is a 45 yr virgin

YAKUZA is Victorious~!


Anonymous 06/20/2024 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.52175 del
>>52143
I'M NOT 45! SHUT UP!


Anonymous 07/28/2024 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.52753 del
I'm American. Just fuck my cheese asshole like britney spears


Anonymous 10/30/2024 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.54328 del
Are you a Faggot, Possibly Virgin GayHoole?



webm thread #2 Anonymous 04/19/2023 (Wed) 17:41 [Preview] No. 46361 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
webm thread #2?
webm thread #2!

1st one hit the bump limit. >>22440
Save any video you find interesting in that thread before it 404s srs
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Anonymous 01/22/2025 (Wed) 18:05 [Preview] No.55109 del
>>70833
here we go again sick spam mitigated


Anonymous 01/22/2025 (Wed) 18:06 [Preview] No.55147 del
>>63027
Is this something we are cooking for someone?
Sounds tasty.



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[Posted this to /tv/ but I think that place is dead so here is a /b/ mirror]

Time to list some must-see films I think anons should watch before SHTF.

What counts as a good film for me? Story must be intriguing and get you hooked. Acting must be good, believable and unique. Also, I prefer more realistic movies, but it doesn't have to be if the movie is a top notch classic with a great story and incredible acting.

Go ahead and make your own recommended lists if you like, and if you do, please post the titles and release dates!

Badlands (1973)
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
STONE (1974)
The Day After (1983)
River's Edge (1986)
Absence of Malice (1981)
A Fistful of Dollars (1964)
For A Few Dollars More (1965)
The Boys Next Door (1985)

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Anonymous 10/31/2024 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.54352 del
>>54262
As long as you are not a complete imbecile when it comes to the online world you know there are peer-to-peer and bit torrent clients and you can get almost any kind of media today online.


Anonymous 11/12/2024 (Tue) 01:11 [Preview] No.54481 del
>This Is Spinal Tap (also known as This Is Spın̈al Tap: A Rockumentary by Martin Di Bergi) is a 1984 American mockumentary comedy film co-written and directed by Rob Reiner (in his feature directorial debut). The film stars Christopher Guest, Michael McKean and Harry Shearer as members of the heavy metal band Spinal Tap, who are characterized as "one of England's loudest bands". Reiner plays Martin "Marty" Di Bergi, a documentary filmmaker who follows them on their American tour.

>The film satirizes the behavior and musical pretensions of rock bands and the perceived hagiographic tendencies of rock documentaries such as The Song Remains the Same (1976) and The Last Waltz (1978), and follows the similar All You Need Is Cash (1978) by the Rutles. Most of its dialogue was improvised and dozens of hours were filmed.


Anonymous 11/12/2024 (Tue) 01:13 [Preview] No.54482 del
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>>54481
Also

Nigel's amplifier dials that have "eleven" as the highest volume setting.

<This scene is the origin of the phrase "up to eleven."


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Anonymous 12/02/2024 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.54669 del
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Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987). Two days before Thanksgiving, an advertising executive faces delayed travel and, while his travel plans are being stalled and diverted, he meets a shady salesman. The two both struggle to meet their destinations, and hesitantly, become obnoxious angry bickering travel buddies. Among the rather chaotic journey, they become pals, getting drunk, getting stranded, getting lost, getting ripped off and having to deal with one hard blow after another trying to get back home.



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how do people find friends?
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Anonymous 06/30/2024 (Sun) 22:09 [Preview] No.52327 del
>>52325
The trouble you have in later years as you get older is you won't see your friends as often. I'll be seeing some over the 4th of July again, but most of them I only see once or twice if lucky per year. The reason that is is because everyone is busy with their own lives, has their own family, their own work and mortgages and such. When you get older time passes faster and you won't be finding time together to hang out or party as much. So even if you have friends IRL, you still socialize much more often over the internet.


Anonymous 07/22/2024 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.52649 del
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at the end of the day the problem is incredibly simple. Males bond by targeting/accomplishing something together while any actual accomplishments that there are in a modern system let's say, are inherently meaningless and depressing to anyone with the slightest emotional sensitivity. pic related and is not a joke. dw not selling shit or whatever the xmr thing is just a failsafe


Anonymous 07/22/2024 (Mon) 17:20 [Preview] No.52650 del
I have cousins are Muslims, in laws are Muslims, neighbours are Muslims, everyday is watched by Muslims. I dont have any friend.


Anonymous 07/22/2024 (Mon) 21:12 [Preview] No.52651 del
Stop wasting your time indoors doing nothing and posting shit on dead sites and go outside and meet new people


Anonymous 08/03/2024 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.52931 del
Be a normalfag for friend magnetism



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Young lovers voluntary murder suicide Anonymous 09/05/2024 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No. 53457 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
NEW DELHI, INDIA – SEPTEMBER 18, 2020 18 year old young man and a 19 year old young woman had decided to end their lives, because their families refused to allow their marriage. The young man belonging to the higher and noticeably whiter skin caste (hence because of his high social status, his identity was censored to protect his dignity). Right before ending their lives the girl send a video message to her family, saying besides the reason for their deaths, is that she wanted for her young man to strangle her to death. Since she was afraid that her hanging might be very slow and the resulting suffering and corpse aftereffects (pushed out tongue). After her young man had very quickly strangled her from behind, he then used the same cloth to make a noose and then hanged himself right over her dead body.

Looks like the girl was right after all to risk a hanging. Since very slow hanging death, with all pushed out and very thick saliva covered tongue, is exactly what her young man got in the end.
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Anonymous 09/25/2024 (Wed) 00:03 [Preview] No.53772 del
>>53771
Some girls are weird. Strangle me since I want to look pretty. But then hang right over my body with a foam covered all pushed out tongue, swinging like that over my body like a pinata. She found that romantic? Weird girl


Anonymous 09/25/2024 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.53779 del
>>53772
I'd like to die pretty, poor guy cant just strangle himself to death
Unless someone murders him but it's less romantic.
men should sacrifice a lil for his girl


Anonymous 09/25/2024 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.53780 del
Oh here we go again, more perverted gay RETARDED spam.


Anonymous 09/25/2024 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.53791 del
>>53780
nothing wrong with some romance


Anonymous 10/30/2024 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.54299 del
They killed themself because they were not black.



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Oldfags from 8chan Anonymous 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:01 [Preview] No. 47811 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
any of you guys still around? I wish we had all moved here instead of the dead, worthless webring. That was a total mistake. The Zoomer newfaggots that go on there are so cucked as a generation. The nigger programming is deeply embedded in their brain. It is frustrating to even speak to them or look at their posts.
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Anonymous 05/05/2024 (Sun) 16:33 [Preview] No.51395 del
>>51384
>>51393
He's still around on 8kun, ranting and fuming about everything and anything. Most people just ignore the psycho.


Anonymous 05/09/2024 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.51472 del
>>48761
Update: the webring is no more.


Anonymous 05/09/2024 (Thu) 12:39 [Preview] No.51480 del
>>51476
Shut up spammer.


Anonymous 08/07/2024 (Wed) 17:37 [Preview] No.53030 del
>>48765
jarty is jakparty.soy



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Anonymous 07/28/2024 (Sun) 23:57 [Preview] No. 52771 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
why’s there so much porn on this thread >: was hoping for some interesting topics, disappointed uugh
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Anonymous 08/05/2024 (Mon) 23:44 [Preview] No.52976 del
because it's better than 90% of the shit threads here


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Anonymous 08/23/2024 (Fri) 18:57 [Preview] No.53272 del
Because anon, there are only a half dozen decent threads here and most of them are about music, movies and hobbies. Most of the other threads are retard-tier crap or sometimes CP spammers. So how does it hurt the board to see some naked hot babes getting reamed once in a while?


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Anonymous 09/27/2024 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.53840 del
I'd prefer porn over dead body pics honestly.



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I enjoyed playing the original Resident Evil games, Resident Evil Zero, 1 and 2. Are there any other survivalist horror games with similar gameplay? Preferably games for the playstation 3 and or 4.
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Anonymous 10/13/2024 (Sun) 18:00 [Preview] No.54095 del
RE Code: Veronica? Outbreak?


Anonymous 10/15/2024 (Tue) 13:27 [Preview] No.54134 del
>>54056
I enjoy the survival horror games like old school Resident Evil series. If Silent Hill is one of those I'll check it out and probably buy it sometime.


Anonymous 12/02/2024 (Mon) 14:27 [Preview] No.54664 del
Dead Rising for PS4 or PS5


Anonymous 12/04/2024 (Wed) 03:41 [Preview] No.54680 del
>>54664
Ehh I heard it wasn't as good as the original. And the second DR games where better too. Both the base game and the DLC for it


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>>54134
If you liked those type of games, you'll definitely like this one, Crow Country.

>Crow Country is a 2024 survival horror game developed and published by SFB Games for PlayStation 5, Windows, Xbox Series X/S, PlayStation 4 and Nintendo Switch.

>Set in a visual style and design similar to PlayStation 1 horror titles including Resident Evil and Silent Hill, the player is an investigator exploring an abandoned theme park.

>Upon release, Crow Country received generally positive reviews from critics, with praise directed to the game's design evocation of earlier horror games, writing and narrative, and mixed views on the implementation of combat and puzzles.



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My girlfriend broke up with me Anonymous 08/16/2024 (Fri) 17:51 [Preview] No. 53141 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello fellas,
as in the title.
I found out she was gold digger and she though everything was about her. She will now tell everybody how I am bad. All it takes to everybody think I am bad is just her fake crying.

I want to take revenge. So I ask the mighty endchan, some funny ways(legal)?
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Anonymous 08/24/2024 (Sat) 01:55 [Preview] No.53278 del
>>53173
Swallow a Big Black Cock like Nastassia.


Anonymous 08/24/2024 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.53280 del
>>>>53277
I paid attention when she was at work and made sense when it was her dumb ass kids birthday xD


Anonymous 08/24/2024 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.53289 del
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>>53141
Just forget about her and move on with your life OP. You're better off without her.


Anonymous 08/25/2024 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.53310 del
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u need a retarded sperg gf


Anonymous 08/25/2024 (Sun) 18:23 [Preview] No.53312 del
>>53289

Agreed. Let her crawl back to OP.



bet y'all can't crack this morse text Anonymous 08/08/2024 (Thu) 18:48 [Preview] No. 53055 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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sage Anonymous 08/14/2024 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.53112 del
>>53070
>>53070
Get raped twice and kill yourself, you retarded fucking tranny faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome.


Anonymous 08/14/2024 (Wed) 11:42 [Preview] No.53117 del
>>53112
And here we go again, anon had a good point. Morons rather lash out in feeble anger than defend their own freedom. Such a pathetic generation of weak minded people.


Anonymous 12/25/2024 (Wed) 14:13 [Preview] No.54869 del
Wow.

Americans say the collapse of the USA is perfectly acceptable.


Anonymous 12/25/2024 (Wed) 17:37 [Preview] No.54870 del
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>retarded sharty gibberish in morse code
take this.


Anonymous 12/27/2024 (Fri) 01:29 [Preview] No.54874 del
>>53117
>>53068
This guy
>>53064
is just a site spammer though. He's trolling