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Anonymous 02/21/2021 (Sun) 00:36:45 [Preview] No. 32491 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hi there
I am the broke beggar oracle asshole, Ask me any question. It can be about your life, about others, about celebs, about secrets, the universe it self.

Ask ANY question, and I will answer. The catch is, if you like my answer you wire me some money on paypal
paypal (9dot9) me/nolubhay

I mean why the fuck not?
I'm broke, and I'm utilizing the internet in the hopes of making things better for my self, and making you laugh.

Mods, if this is illegal just ban me

Anonymous 02/21/2021 (Sun) 04:34:23 [Preview] No.32494 del
>oracle asshole
MariaDB or GTFO!

Anonymous 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:51:51 [Preview] No.32586 del
Mayb ur broke because you make bad life decisions. Like beg people for money on the interwebs

Anonymous 02/25/2021 (Thu) 08:37:51 [Preview] No.32606 del
why not use him instead...

Anonymous 02/25/2021 (Thu) 19:42:01 [Preview] No.32625 del
mind if i bump your thread to slide that fucking dominican spammer's shit?

Anonymous 02/25/2021 (Thu) 23:58:08 [Preview] No.32641 del
Not OP, but feel free to do it. That guy is annoying as shit

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Anonymous 01/03/2021 (Sun) 22:40:33 [Preview] No. 31124 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hypothetically, if I was to suck my own dick, what set of flexibility exercises would I have to perform over a given period of time in order to be able to do that? Asking for a friend of course

sage Anonymous 01/03/2021 (Sun) 23:49:57 [Preview] No.31125 del
>reddit moment thread

Anonymous 01/04/2021 (Mon) 06:40:02 [Preview] No.31138 del
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Anonymous 02/25/2021 (Thu) 20:45:26 [Preview] No.32631 del
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just do it. if you cant then the reason is most likely that you are obese and the solution is to lose weight

Anonymous 02/25/2021 (Thu) 23:56:50 [Preview] No.32640 del
I think your back would break before that happened OP

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Anonymous 02/24/2021 (Wed) 10:02:12 [Preview] No. 32542 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Eat. The. Bugs. (And you'll be happy doing it too!)

Anonymous 02/24/2021 (Wed) 12:05:46 [Preview] No.32545 del
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> have chickens
> feed bugs to chickens
> chickens lay eggs
> you eat the eggs
> sometimes eat chickens too

Anonymous 02/24/2021 (Wed) 20:45:04 [Preview] No.32565 del
not sure why but anything with a carapace isn't the slightest bit appetizing to me

Anonymous 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:20:27 [Preview] No.32574 del
OP do you live in Canada

Anonymous 02/25/2021 (Thu) 20:29:51 [Preview] No.32627 del
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not sure if i want to live in a time where i would have to do so

cannot post on 4chan so here i am Anonymous 02/24/2021 (Wed) 14:02:51 [Preview] No. 32546 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
hi, i guess.
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Anonymous 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:24:46 [Preview] No.32577 del
I'm banned too

Anonymous 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:44:36 [Preview] No.32583 del
why can't u post on 4ch?

Anonymous 02/25/2021 (Thu) 00:06:40 [Preview] No.32591 del
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Maybe his bowser can't into JS captcha.

Anonymous 02/25/2021 (Thu) 02:47:16 [Preview] No.32602 del
Idk about him but I'm banned for breaking rules from my IP

Anonymous 02/25/2021 (Thu) 16:29:13 [Preview] No.32623 del
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I'm banned for having normal human genetalia.

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Thats him Anonymous 12/19/2020 (Sat) 05:33:35 [Preview] No. 30917 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Thats the faggot! Officer , Get him.

Anonymous 12/19/2020 (Sat) 08:00:58 [Preview] No.30918 del
For five oh five an hour? You go gettum!

Anonymous 12/19/2020 (Sat) 15:41:17 [Preview] No.30919 del
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I'm not really into bondage roleplay.

Anonymous 12/19/2020 (Sat) 16:56:07 [Preview] No.30920 del
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you need to shape up

Anonymous 02/19/2021 (Fri) 17:25:37 [Preview] No.32453 del
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Okay, where's he hding?

Anonymous 02/25/2021 (Thu) 01:46:41 [Preview] No.32598 del
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it's okay
2 b gay

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Anonymous 12/20/2020 (Sun) 22:38:15 [Preview] No. 30931 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Belle Delphine blowjob video
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Anonymous 12/23/2020 (Wed) 03:33:34 [Preview] No.30955 del
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Anonymous 12/23/2020 (Wed) 03:59:08 [Preview] No.30956 del
Speaking of thing that are filled with bugs . . .

Anonymous 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:30:56 [Preview] No.32580 del
She doesn't give good head. Doesn't look like she's even trying, Bella should stick to heavily edited photos.

Anonymous 02/25/2021 (Thu) 00:11:42 [Preview] No.32594 del
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This grill sux, so have a cute fox instead.

Anonymous 02/25/2021 (Thu) 01:05:12 [Preview] No.32596 del
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You kids and your HD porn!
*cough* *wheeze*
Back in my day we wanked to black & white low res drawings some other horny 13 year old made pixel by pixel, probably while fiddling his joystick.
*cough* *cough*
Damn kids, can't even tell what sex they are these days! I bet they don't even know themselves!
*cough* *wheeze*
Ack! I need to pop some more cough drops, must have caught that COW ID flu that's been going around. Well that ain't gonna stop me from drinkin' milk straight from the cow, if you know what I mean!
HA HA HA *cough* *cough* *wheeze*

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Anonymous 12/11/2019 (Wed) 05:26:23 [Preview] No. 25098 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Can you guys believe the next decade is around the corner /b/?

What do you think is going to happen in the next 10 years Do you have any plans or wishes /b How did this last decade pan out for you? Anything cool or crazy happen to you or anyone you know during this last decade?
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Anonymous 02/17/2021 (Wed) 16:59:08 [Preview] No.32415 del
But that happens to everyone anon. Regardless of who it is

Anonymous 02/17/2021 (Wed) 18:09:13 [Preview] No.32421 del
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Anonymous 02/18/2021 (Thu) 04:04:10 [Preview] No.32432 del
So is it a good thing or bad then?

Anonymous 02/18/2021 (Thu) 04:08:53 [Preview] No.32435 del
Yes milk and cookies for all!

Anonymous 02/25/2021 (Thu) 00:02:08 [Preview] No.32590 del
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Someone should give that guy a glass of water. He looks severely dehydrated

Anonymous 01/29/2021 (Fri) 22:08:03 [Preview] No. 31574 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Does anyone have the claudia conway leaked pics?
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Anonymous 01/29/2021 (Fri) 23:23:56 [Preview] No.31578 del
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trapple bamp?

Anonymous 01/29/2021 (Fri) 23:34:02 [Preview] No.31579 del
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Anonymous 02/23/2021 (Tue) 18:28:20 [Preview] No.32526 del
No nudes is good nudes.

Anonymous 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:25:54 [Preview] No.32579 del
She's 15

2020 shall be the most important year in human history. Anonymous 01/01/2020 (Wed) 20:38:46 [Preview] No. 25370 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Just wait and see.
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Anonymous 02/23/2021 (Tue) 19:40:30 [Preview] No.32527 del
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I miss dota....sometimes

Anonymous 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:10:15 [Preview] No.32533 del
That sounds fucked up. Maybe he knew something and they wanted to get rid of him

Anonymous 02/23/2021 (Tue) 23:13:03 [Preview] No.32534 del
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>he thinks biden will do anything

Anonymous 02/24/2021 (Wed) 04:50:04 [Preview] No.32535 del
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verry impor tant

Anonymous 02/24/2021 (Wed) 23:15:18 [Preview] No.32573 del
DOTA is still pretty good to play though

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Anonymous 02/10/2021 (Wed) 22:03:24 [Preview] No. 32141 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

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Anonymous 02/11/2021 (Thu) 19:39:01 [Preview] No.32196 del
never going to

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