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Why don't drones just have sex with each other? Are drones misandrist?


Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 23:12 [Preview] No.74489 del
>>74307
drones?



Has Anyone Encountered the 'CypherWrks' Site? Now Dead, But Some Files Remain on cypherwrks.org Anonymous 11/16/2025 (Sun) 03:59 [Preview] No. 72450 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Not sure where else to post this, but I found something odd while browsing an old onion link
hhtps://kcmykvkkt3umiyx4xouu3sjo6odz3rolqphy2i2bbdan33g3zrjfjgqd.onion/ it used to load a minimal page with the name CypherWrks but now it’s completely dead.
I tried digging around on DuckDuckGo, both in the clearnet and through Tor, but got basically nothing. Then I started testing domains cypherwrks.com, .io, .net, .ia, .moe all dead or parked. The only one that actually loads is cypherwrks.org.
There’s a folder named Proteus with a few text files dated October 2025, talking about something called “filtrations” and a “Genesis X ledger event.” Weirdly, in the current clearnet version that line about Genesis X is gone, like it was edited out or replaced.
No explanation, no ads, no tokens, just static pages. Google shows almost zero results. The phrasing sounds AI-generated but also too coherent to be random. Maybe a hoax, maybe some old underground testnet?
Posting here in case someone knows the story behind it or remembers it from older chans (I’ve dug at 4chan archive without luck).
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Anonymous 11/22/2025 (Sat) 12:45 [Preview] No.72656 del
Commies say Libertarians want everyone to live in the Stone Age, but Libertarians aren't the ones who want to make everything illegal.

https://dis.tinychan.net/lounge/


Anonymous 11/24/2025 (Mon) 16:47 [Preview] No.72759 del
> Anon says "liberal arts bullshit"
>> Automatically reveals his some frustrated fuck fag engineer
>>> Anyone with real science knowledge appreciate speculation just for the fun of it. Maybe it's not super accurate but at least say something to probe them wrong


Anonymous 11/25/2025 (Tue) 01:55 [Preview] No.72771 del
The elites encourage the 99% to be immoral, but anyone who dares to criticize the ruling class is attacked for being immoral.


Anonymous 12/21/2025 (Sun) 01:08 [Preview] No.73456 del
>>72515
can you repost this image? it seems like you messed up when uploading it.


sage Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 23:01 [Preview] No.74485 del
>>72450
The creators of this ARG story are https://www.erratumpress.com/consortium



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chan Anonymous 07/28/2025 (Mon) 18:19 [Preview] No. 70543 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
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sage Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.74406 del


Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.74407 del
Damn that so crazy that this literally dead thread got bumped out of nowhere while at the same time illegal spam and regular simp spam keeps getting posted on /b/.

Damn almost like the same people that spam our board are behind the botnets that keep getting made. Because they make shitty threads and bump botnet threads and never report the spam that gets made.

btw we still have some spam left BOs and mods. It's been here for a while

Damn that's crazy. What a coincidence.


sage Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.74408 del
>>74407
Was referring to these 2 posts

>>74356
>>74370
because this thread was dead and 404ing before these 2 "genuine posters" showed up like 2 days ago


Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.74475 del
>>74408
Can you tell edgelord on r9k that i stupidly miss him


Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 20:26 [Preview] No.74482 del
How do I get to Balkan Chan



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She had a daughter? Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 19:15 [Preview] No. 74480 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Did she have a daughter? Do we hav a new queen?



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All moids are incapable of pairbonding.
All moids lie.
All moids cheat.
All moids are abusive.
All moids are worthless.
All moids should be put to death.
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Anonymous 01/30/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.74397 del
>>74162
ur foids are way more evil i hope you kill yourself disgusting ugly whore


sage Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.74398 del
>>74162

Noone here cares about your shitty forced "moid" meme OP. And making/samefagging 50000+ threads about the same shit won't change that.


sage Anonymous 01/31/2026 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.74399 del
>>74397
>ur foids are way more evil i hope you kill yourself disgusting ugly whore

OP is just a site infiltrator. Making a million crap threads so nobody can enjoy being on /b/. Not a legit poster since most people would have stopped making the same shit thread after a week of nobody responding.

Sage and hide her/his/its/xers thread and forget it.


Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.74476 del
>>74399
Girl, there are people on 28chan


sage Anonymous 02/12/2026 (Thu) 03:42 [Preview] No.74614 del
>>74476
Who the fuck are you even talking to faggot?



advice AUS SW Anonymous 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No. 74424 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
in a really tough spot financially and looking to go into the oldest form of work - sex work. white blonde girl in australia and certainly not ugly/fat but not a 10/10 either. need 10k inn a month and a bit; might start using again if i need it to get thru this
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Anonymous 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.74430 del
let me sound fucking awful and out of it i wish i'd been a teen in the early 2000s. for all the attention and education i wanted Epstein i would have done anything for you


Anonymous 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:31 [Preview] No.74431 del
>>74429

I have many sisters, any none of them has ever had to go into prostitution for money. There’s really no excuse for it.

You have to pay 10k for what? Why do you study full time? Maybe give up on studying so you can work more. That’s better than becoming a whore.

I am a homosexual man, many of us are pressured into sex work and becoming sex addicts. Yet i resisted that. You can do it too, my mother did it, my sisters did it - you can do it.


Anonymous 02/01/2026 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.74432 del
>>74429

Take advantage of having the choice NOT to do prostitution, unlike women who are in sex trafficking and they have no choice. Women who go into prostitution usually end up in sex trafficking, just letting you know. Don’t think you’re exceptional - all women who go down that road think they’re exceptional until they realise they’re not. It’s a dark reality you do not want to go into.


Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.74473 del
>>74431
You think all women are in the same circumstance as your sisters? God, drones are so fucking braindead.


Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 15:42 [Preview] No.74474 del
>>74431
All drones are sex addicts. You never turn down sex.



If I'm a woman and not a masochist, would it be a good idea to date a woman and one of us pretends to be a moid?



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RAGE OF RUNETHUNDER67 Anonymous 02/03/2026 (Tue) 19:47 [Preview] No. 74454 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hello guys, can you help me ? What type of weapon i need to get, for destroy everyone on this fucking world ? I HATE EVERY PEOPLE. AND HUMAN KIND WILL BE DESTROYED


Anonymous 02/03/2026 (Tue) 19:54 [Preview] No.74455 del
>>74454

There is no weapon that can kill everyone on Earth. Ricin can kill millions of people with just a little amount.

I think you should focus on inner peace rather than revenge on people that do not do what you want them to do. You’ll feel better. Focus on self-love and moving to a pacific Island if you need to to understand inner peace. It just may be that you need to isolate yourself from stupid people, many humans are stupid unfortunately but you do not have to let that affect your inner peace.


Anonymous 02/03/2026 (Tue) 19:58 [Preview] No.74456 del
time
time kills everyone
you only have to be patient


Anonymous 02/03/2026 (Tue) 20:04 [Preview] No.74457 del
>>74456

Humanity will exist way longer than your lifespan though. Perhaps thousands of years more or longer. I think the person was asking a way to kill humanity NOW.


Anonymous 02/04/2026 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.74471 del
>>74454
Use orbital cunt squirter.



[DECLASSIFIED] Incident RFS-11: The System That Remembered Itself Anonymous 02/03/2026 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No. 74449 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Signal_Anomaly_1111

Found this buried in old logs while cleaning up a cluster.
Thought it was docker junk. It wasn’t.

https://hastebin.ianhon.com/1bb4

What follows is a fictional declassified incident report that keeps resurfacing across unrelated systems. Read before it disappears again.

DOCUMENT ID: RFS-11-Σ
CLEARANCE: ██████
STATUS: Declassified for “research purposes”

SUMMARY:
On ██/██/20██ at 11:11 local time, multiple civilian GPU clusters reported synchronized anomalies involving repeated numeric sequences: 11 / 111 / 11,111.

Initial cause was labeled a power fluctuation. That conclusion was withdrawn.

Message too long. Click here to view full text.




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Rachel Anonymous 02/02/2026 (Mon) 22:08 [Preview] No. 74444 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Testing out AI skillz


Anonymous 02/02/2026 (Mon) 22:14 [Preview] No.74445 del
hot. what AI model?