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Anonymous 04/27/2021 (Tue) 15:26:24 [Preview] No. 34613 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
me when i have a stroke which kind of sounds like sproke when you think about it
-die4israel
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Anonymous 04/28/2021 (Wed) 02:33:06 [Preview] No.34646 del
i am inane
-die4israel


Anonymous 04/28/2021 (Wed) 10:01:13 [Preview] No.34654 del
pretty sure this one wasnt me? thanks for helping to spread the word
-die4israel


Anonymous 04/28/2021 (Wed) 18:58:50 [Preview] No.34665 del
>>34613
Do you frequently have strokes?


Anonymous 04/29/2021 (Thu) 18:41:44 [Preview] No.34710 del
>>34665
im stroking one out if u know what i mean ehhhh ahahahahah
-die4israel


Anonymous 04/29/2021 (Thu) 18:56:59 [Preview] No.34711 del
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sproke is a joke to the woke, bloke



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Anonymous 04/29/2021 (Thu) 15:11:26 [Preview] No. 34695 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I have two moods


Anonymous 04/29/2021 (Thu) 15:16:46 [Preview] No.34696 del
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>>34695
i have one mood
-die4israel


Anonymous 04/29/2021 (Thu) 16:20:06 [Preview] No.34699 del
>>34696
>fried chicken
>watermelon
>fried chicken
>watermelon
>fried chicken
>watermelon
>fried chicken
>watermelon>
fried chicken
>watermelon
>fried chicken
>watermelon


Anonymous 04/29/2021 (Thu) 16:57:08 [Preview] No.34705 del
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>>34699
this is SO me z0mg haha
-die4israel



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Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 07:10:50 [Preview] No. 34517 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
i want an emo gf


Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 08:39:32 [Preview] No.34518 del
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I want Internet where web never exist.


Anonymous 04/25/2021 (Sun) 15:43:45 [Preview] No.34556 del
>>34518
ftp.funet.fi still resolves, and still has the archives!


Anonymous 04/25/2021 (Sun) 16:51:19 [Preview] No.34560 del
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>>34518
agree


Anonymous 04/26/2021 (Mon) 00:08:40 [Preview] No.34568 del
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that's not emo that's a faggot zoomer
you're about 11 years too late retard.


Anonymous 04/29/2021 (Thu) 16:23:12 [Preview] No.34700 del
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I want the streets to run red wtih the blood of phonefags.



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Anonymous 03/28/2021 (Sun) 17:21:37 [Preview] No. 33639 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Okay geniuses , how do we get her out?
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Anonymous 04/28/2021 (Wed) 18:59:52 [Preview] No.34666 del
>>34663
Yo mama.


Anonymous 04/28/2021 (Wed) 20:24:41 [Preview] No.34679 del
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>>34666
Big if true, satan.


Anonymous 04/28/2021 (Wed) 20:46:49 [Preview] No.34681 del
>>34679
Pretty sure it be the true true.
Also, love the classy gifs, so refined.


Anonymous 04/28/2021 (Wed) 22:36:15 [Preview] No.34683 del
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>>34679
i love all the hot alcoholic old school bitches. post wonder woman. that bitch is racked.


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Anonymous 04/27/2021 (Tue) 15:03:43 [Preview] No. 34608 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
mfw i find where mom hid the paint thinner
-die4israel


Anonymous 04/27/2021 (Tue) 15:11:17 [Preview] No.34609 del
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GENIUS ONLY: how to the thread new?
-die4israel


Anonymous 04/28/2021 (Wed) 19:21:50 [Preview] No.34675 del
>>34608
Are ya gonna jerk off with it?


Anonymous 04/29/2021 (Thu) 07:14:35 [Preview] No.34693 del
>>34675
-die4israel


Anonymous 04/29/2021 (Thu) 10:42:30 [Preview] No.34694 del
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god i am so lonely
-die4israel



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Anonymous 01/25/2021 (Mon) 21:58:25 [Preview] No. 31512 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
you are now hungry for sandwich
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Anonymous 04/17/2021 (Sat) 01:59:33 [Preview] No.34229 del
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I grabbed 4 carrots. Ate 3, kept one for later!


Anonymous 04/27/2021 (Tue) 14:28:19 [Preview] No.34604 del
im eating one right now
-die4israel


Anonymous 04/28/2021 (Wed) 19:22:33 [Preview] No.34676 del
>>31512
I need SAMMMICH


Anonymous 04/28/2021 (Wed) 20:47:29 [Preview] No.34682 del
>>31512
I demand SAMMICHES


Anonymous 04/29/2021 (Thu) 06:28:16 [Preview] No.34692 del
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>>34676
>>34682
Here you go, kids! Eat it all up! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!



webm thread Anonymous 09/02/2019 (Mon) 16:35:48 [Preview] No. 22440 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
webm thread
cause somebody INSISTED
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Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 17:47:23 [Preview] No.34438 del
>>34432
Maybe both characters are products of the same autism.


Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 18:20:42 [Preview] No.34439 del
like a folder of images how do i hide them
-die4isreal


Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 18:23:34 [Preview] No.34441 del
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-die4israel


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Did you ever put your penis inside a woman? Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 00:27:57 [Preview] No. 34507 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Did anything bad happened?
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Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 02:04:53 [Preview] No.34512 del
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>>34511
>I have a finely tuned sense of humour and irony
>in fact, I just watched Troll 2
>twice
>-die4israel


Anonymous 04/24/2021 (Sat) 04:52:50 [Preview] No.34514 del
>>34512
i cant eunderstand a word you just fucking said you ractehcyer hoe bitchj ymothrfucker cumskin. get al ife. fuck you. bitch. signed
-die4israel


Anonymous 04/26/2021 (Mon) 00:24:34 [Preview] No.34571 del
>>34507
it kept making a weird fart
sounds when I was plugging it
so i just stopped and want to sleep.


Anonymous 04/27/2021 (Tue) 16:00:50 [Preview] No.34615 del
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I did a couple of times
back when I would drunk
Im a lot more charming when I was drunk


Anonymous 04/28/2021 (Wed) 19:20:55 [Preview] No.34674 del
>>34507
No. The only bad thing that has happened because of it is nothing. I'm not worried about poon it is simply a poon.



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If you do not like religion then dont click Anonymous 04/25/2021 (Sun) 06:41:25 [Preview] No. 34548 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How do you fulfill a contract ,or law ,you do them .
Heaven and earth hasn't pass away.Why do you think the law as been done
away? Matthew 5:17-20 King James Version (KJV)

17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven
: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
20 For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.

Malachi 3
6 “For I the Lord do not change; therefore you, O children of Jacob, are not consumed. 7 From the days of your fathers you have turned aside from my statutes and have not kept them.

Exodus 23:13
13 “Now concerning everything which I have said to you, be on your guard; and do not mention the name of other gods, nor let them be heard from your mouth.

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Anonymous 04/27/2021 (Tue) 13:47:08 [Preview] No.34597 del
>>34596
where is your identity maggot?
-die4israel


Anonymous 04/27/2021 (Tue) 16:45:43 [Preview] No.34618 del
>>34596
izzat w3m?


Anonymous 04/28/2021 (Wed) 00:28:50 [Preview] No.34631 del
Blueberries!!!


Anonymous 04/28/2021 (Wed) 00:49:02 [Preview] No.34634 del
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>>34618
Close. It's Links running on /dev/fb0


Anonymous 04/28/2021 (Wed) 19:18:03 [Preview] No.34672 del
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>>34631
BOOBEWWIES



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Serbanon here Anonymous 04/27/2021 (Tue) 17:02:37 [Preview] No. 34619 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are there Any Serbian fembot who act and look like Celestia Ludenberg?


Anonymous 04/27/2021 (Tue) 17:06:25 [Preview] No.34620 del
>>34619
No now go off my board
-die4israel


Anonymous 04/27/2021 (Tue) 18:05:07 [Preview] No.34621 del
>>34619
Hello OP, yes it is me the fembot of ur dream


Anonymous 04/28/2021 (Wed) 19:15:10 [Preview] No.34671 del
>>34619
>fembot
Back to /r9k/, faguette.