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What the fuck Anonymous 06/02/2024 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No. 51888 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>Work in hospital
>Go to work for night shift
>all stuff members are laughing
>ask what happened
>Man was in emergency with 2 litre bottle in his ass
>laugh my ass off
>2 week passes
>Casual night shift doing nothing
>emergency vehicle comes to emergency room
>Again this man with light bulb in his ass
>Doctors broke that bulb into his ass and gets operation
>3 weeks passes
>You guessed it THIS MAN
>Women calls to doctor "Its asshole u have to get here"
>laugh my ass off
>what did he put in his ass?
>Tbh i was amazed how he put 1 meter wood dildo that he mad

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Anonymous 06/02/2024 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.51895 del
He must be one of those psychos who gets off from pain, extreme bondage. There are fetishes of that nature although they are rather uncommon.


Anonymous 06/03/2024 (Mon) 23:16 [Preview] No.51912 del
>>51888
>Man was in emergency with 2 litre bottle in his ass
>Again this man with light bulb in his ass
>You guessed it THIS MAN

It's gay pride parade OP. So best get used to seeing those types of patients this month.


Anonymous 06/05/2024 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.51926 del
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>>51888
trips
if America I hope he has good insurance
ambulamps rides ain't cheap


Anonymous 06/05/2024 (Wed) 21:30 [Preview] No.51931 del
kek, please report back when he comes back, now im curious too


Anonymous 06/07/2024 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.51961 del
Sadly lots of gays like to show off their degeneracy and annoy other people who don't care either way about it.

The ironic part is they often do stupid shit and get themselves STDs, or hurt or killed by their faggotry later in life. It's kinda like bad karma.



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Suicide Anonymous 06/01/2024 (Sat) 04:50 [Preview] No. 51869 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What are some simple ways to kill yourself at home with as little pain as possible? I'm going through a horrible situation and it's always been this way so I don't want anyone to give me answers so I don't do it, I decided what I want a long time ago and there's no going back
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Anonymous 06/02/2024 (Sun) 16:07 [Preview] No.51898 del
i know from experience its useless to try to talk you out of it so just check out sanctioned-suicide.net might take a day or two to get approved but all necessary info is on there


Anonymous 06/02/2024 (Sun) 20:14 [Preview] No.51900 del
>>51897
>>51898
Suicide should be the last option only reserved if nothing in your life can be corrected due to extreme circumstances. In no way do I condone doing so, but sadly there are some people who have fucked up their lives and can see no other option. Therefore, if anyone had to do it, do it quickly and swiftly without pain. The only "pain" you would feel from a 10mm through to the back of your skull would be a split micro-second, not enough time for your nerves to even register that "pain" before you were dead. I say 10mm rounds rather than 9mm because some people have survived 9mm & .38 rounds to the head in some rare cases.


Anonymous 06/02/2024 (Sun) 20:53 [Preview] No.51903 del
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>>51900
i have known exactly 3 dudes who committed suicide, two teenagers and the last a married adult with children.
two of them hanged themselves and the last one took rat poison. I didn't approve of it before either, but now I think it's a good thing. People are not worth it, it doesn't matter


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Anonymous 06/05/2024 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.51925 del
>>51869
helium tank plus cpap mask tbh lookitup
don't do it though unless you're sure



Do you have a bf? How did you find him?
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Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 16:57 [Preview] No.50930 del
>>50928
Send link plz


Anonymous 04/16/2024 (Tue) 19:18 [Preview] No.50933 del
>>50925
so you came here to date some atifags?


Anonymous 04/17/2024 (Wed) 02:37 [Preview] No.50939 del
>>50933
just to try..


Anonymous 04/17/2024 (Wed) 02:43 [Preview] No.50941 del
no too many hemorroids


Anonymous 05/31/2024 (Fri) 19:17 [Preview] No.51863 del
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>>50864
I haven't had a girlfriend since high school. I got it just by approaching, talking. If someone already likes you you don't have to do nothing more. Now a genuine question: How do I fall in love with a 2D girl? 3D women are killing me



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That's not Dog, It's Imitation.... Anonymous 06/07/2023 (Wed) 13:20 [Preview] No. 46782 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
John Carpenter's The Thing (1982) Discussion & Theories Thread
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Anonymous 02/14/2024 (Wed) 05:21 [Preview] No.49989 del
asdhi awf8osf db8iasf dibsag8d asgnif sit6tdber8 6dt


Anonymous 02/14/2024 (Wed) 05:22 [Preview] No.49990 del
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Anonymous 03/06/2024 (Wed) 21:01 [Preview] No.50312 del
>>49048
>But what theories do u wanna discuss?
thanks, and any and all of them


Anonymous 05/31/2024 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.51852 del
>>50313
de8udujcfudc8udcu8cduu8cdsuxsuyu



The Qortal Network Anonymous 07/26/2023 (Wed) 19:28 [Preview] No. 47241 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
There is finally a completely decentralized p2p video platform where anyone can share videos node to node, searchable and uncensorable. Anyone can join and load videos into the p2p network and anyone can view those videos too. You can install it on almost any Linux, Windows or Macintosh operating system. Completely free. It also comes with it's own crypto wallet to exchange cryptocurrencies too. The desired goal of the Qortal Network is to keep users in full control over the content they see and the content they wish to share, also minimizing the ability to surveillance other users as the network is heavily encrypted. It gets better: any normie can use this program! You do not need to be a tech geek to use it anymore, all it takes is a few clicks.

https://qortal.org/
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Anonymous 08/04/2023 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.47370 del
>>47363
No thanks.


Anonymous 08/31/2023 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.48247 del
Anyone trying this out, or is it dead too?


Anonymous 02/14/2024 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.50009 del
anti-sperg bump 10


Anonymous 03/09/2024 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.50370 del
anti-sperg bump 11


Anonymous 05/29/2024 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.51805 del
>>51803
fuck off spam nigger



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Encyclopedia Dramatica thread Anonymous 09/27/2023 (Wed) 21:26 [Preview] No. 48401 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Step 1: Go to ED

https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Main_Page

https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Special:Random

Step 2: Bring back the best, smartest and/or lulziest article you can find. Post it in this thread

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit!
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Anonymous 12/15/2023 (Fri) 22:45 [Preview] No.49122 del
Wanna know? Go to encyclopediadramatica.online for more information


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>>50356
Ack, ED is down right now


Anonymous 05/29/2024 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.51787 del
>>51785
I know, Rest in peace, you will be missed.



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Random Cat facts Anonymous 11/16/2022 (Wed) 18:05 [Preview] No. 44523 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Random Cat facts

Cats have an extra organ that allows them to taste scents on the air, which is why your cat stares at you with her mouth open from time to time.

Cats are nearsighted, but their peripheral vision and night vision are much better than that of humans.

A group of cats is called a “clowder”.

Cats have whiskers on the backs of their front legs.

Male cats are more likely to be left-pawed, while female cats are more likely to be right-pawed.
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Anonymous 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:18 [Preview] No.48802 del
↨ßuʍP↕


Anonymous 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:08 [Preview] No.48809 del
test
*test*
*test*
[b]test[/b]


Anonymous 02/14/2024 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.49976 del
>>48809
Test board is here anon
>>>/test/


Anonymous 05/29/2024 (Wed) 00:31 [Preview] No.51783 del
>>48477
Cats make very little noise when they walk around. The thick, soft pads on their paws allow them to sneak up on their prey — or you!

Cats can spend up to a third of their waking hours grooming.

A cat with a question-mark-shaped tail is asking, “Want to play?”

Cats find it threatening when you make direct eye contact with them.


Anonymous 05/29/2024 (Wed) 00:34 [Preview] No.51784 del
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>>51783
When cats hit you with retracted claws, they’re playing, not attacking.

When your cat sticks his butt in your face, he is doing so as a gesture of friendship.

Cats groom other cats — and sometimes people — in a ritual called allogrooming.

Thieving behavior is not uncommon among cats. They will often grab objects like stuffed animals, feather dusters, and other things that remind them of prey.

President Bill Clinton’s cat, Socks, was a media darling during the Clinton administration and was said to receive more letters than the President himself.



Terry A. Davis Anonymous 05/05/2024 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No. 51385 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Terry Davis Thread
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Anonymous 05/06/2024 (Mon) 14:13 [Preview] No.51420 del
>>51405
I'm not saying you are the spammer... or are you? Are you the one that keeps bumping the same damn annoying threads every single day? If not I wasn't talking to you. I was bumping back other threads like this one while calling out the one-lined NPC spammer, simple as. I'll continue to do so if needed.

>>51414
Hilarious, classic Terry RIP.


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Anonymous 05/22/2024 (Wed) 04:42 [Preview] No.51681 del
have another bump in spite of the spam fag


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ASUS H110M-R Motherboard Anonymous 05/18/2024 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No. 51606 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Does this specific Motherboard have a Slot on it for the M.2 SSD Drive?
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Anonymous 05/19/2024 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.51638 del
>>51608
You can always download the manual of ASUS H110M-R from the manufacturer's site (Asus) and check.


Anonymous 05/19/2024 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.51644 del
Bro just stick with a Samsung 850 EVO it'll save ya a headache.


Anonymous 05/20/2024 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.51652 del
One of my older SSDs just crashed, it was a Samsung 870 EVO. I don't exactly know how or why yet, maybe I left the laptop running a little too long too often?


Anonymous 05/20/2024 (Mon) 12:51 [Preview] No.51658 del
>>51654
we already noticed your threads, you don't have to bump your own threads 24/7!


Anonymous 05/23/2024 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.51708 del
>>51700
Shut up again.



Random thread to post about random crap
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Anonymous 05/18/2024 (Sat) 23:07 [Preview] No.51624 del
>>45531
>Do threads 404 here

They either reach the bump limit and get bumped past page 15. Or get ignored and suffer the same circumstances as the former.


Anonymous 05/19/2024 (Sun) 11:15 [Preview] No.51641 del
>>50029
Suck my cock


Anonymous 05/20/2024 (Mon) 12:49 [Preview] No.51657 del
>>51655
shut up spammer


Anonymous 05/22/2024 (Wed) 04:39 [Preview] No.51679 del
anti-spam bump 123