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Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 10:08:04 [Preview] No. 39620
non-official alcohol / drinking thread
what are you drinkin /b/?
right now i'm drunk off of new amsterdam gin & generic (staterbros) tonic water + UV blue vodka
additionally, how are you doing currently? i'm bretty gud, eating food as i wright this image related; the yellow is generic mustard

Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 10:09:41 [Preview] No.39621 del
fuck, i always forget which order to select the images in, it always feels to backwards (i meant for the 2nd image to be first)

Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 23:41:34 [Preview] No.39623 del
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Tanqueray & tonic && a boatload of home-cooked chicc'n.

Anonymous 05/11/2022 (Wed) 02:47:58 [Preview] No.39632 del
Nothing for now. May get some cheap beer later

Anonymous 05/29/2022 (Sun) 14:34:25 [Preview] No.39800 del
OP here, still getting ahniakated

Anonymous 05/29/2022 (Sun) 14:37:46 [Preview] No.39801 del
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fyuck, didn't mean to send that
i'll repeat: OP here, still getting annihilated off gin & tonic
this time i got pizza rolls
in retrospect its only appropriate that i used the wrong image & negligently posted previous pos, this is a drinking thread

Anonymous 05/30/2022 (Mon) 13:29:54 [Preview] No.39807 del
water with amphetamine
Thinking to buy Campary and some cider

Anonymous 06/11/2022 (Sat) 22:58:09 [Preview] No.39875 del
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currently drunk off asian plum wine, and filled with shashimi sushi & salmon roe
very enjoyable

Anonymous 07/15/2022 (Fri) 01:37:48 [Preview] No.40289 del
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Guess how much gin I can put into my liver in one night.

Anonymous 08/02/2022 (Tue) 17:31:49 [Preview] No.40486 del
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OP here, again
currently drinking a gin & tonic, made with 1 & 1 shot of tanqueray & glendalough rose gin
i also put 10 small manzanilla olives in it too; the olives don't ruin the taste, to me at least, i like them
its quite good; pairs well with nicotine too

Anonymous 08/03/2022 (Wed) 11:23:28 [Preview] No.40498 del
Just a thought: what if you skipped the gin for a weekend and bought some cleaning supplies for the squalor that surrounds you. You may then drum up the energy to get a job and buy a desk and chair.

Anonymous 08/03/2022 (Wed) 11:50:39 [Preview] No.40499 del
being drunk is one of the few things that makes me happy anymore, allows my back to not be in pain, and stops me from PTSD having nightmares
cleaning is a fools errand in the shithole i live in, i'm used to it anyways, so no reason to change that
i also work domestic security, so i already got a job
i'm quite comfortable without a legit desk & chair too

Anonymous 08/04/2022 (Thu) 17:31:49 [Preview] No.40514 del

Anonymous 08/04/2022 (Thu) 18:22:54 [Preview] No.40515 del
oh wow that thing has nutrition facts

Anonymous 08/28/2022 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.40838 del
drinking hard cider, first time i've had it too
also eating some weird fig & olive crackers, they're good though

Anonymous 08/28/2022 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.40842 del
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Segura Viudas schparkling wine stuff from somewhere in Spain. Pretty good at 9am on the Lord's Day.

Anonymous 08/28/2022 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.40845 del
sparkling wine?
that's just wine gone bad

Anonymous 08/28/2022 (Sun) 18:32 [Preview] No.40847 del
Did y'all watch RoboCop?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IvDNfFVpvZI [Embed]

Anonymous 08/28/2022 (Sun) 18:34 [Preview] No.40848 del
Ya gotta watch RoboCop

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.40862 del
>Did y'all watch RoboCop?

yeah it's a pretty good movie. The sequels, not so much

Anonymous 08/31/2022 (Wed) 19:42 [Preview] No.40966 del
i like how robocop shoots guy's cocks off
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GQPcZ7QQBlE [Embed]

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 18:57 [Preview] No.40969 del
This is my Sheriff's department. Seriously I need to kill myself. I can't be around these people knowing I'm ruled by scum. Every last one of them is fat.

The pigly one to the left of the guy with "S.E.R.T." on his cap has to be the dumbest of them all. I've met him.

These people make me want to kill myself. I don't want to be ruled by scum.

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 19:00 [Preview] No.40970 del
Omfg. Are you serious? Anthony Vaughn is a reserve deputy? GTFO of here for real. I'm done, man. That's the guy that sends me disability checks against my will. I am done, dude. This is no joke. I clicked through the pictures and there he was. I had no idea he was a reserve sheriff's deputy.

I'm done playing the game, dude. You all deserve death.

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 19:00 [Preview] No.40971 del
On the far right

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 19:18 [Preview] No.40972 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pQKGKrVZ72U [Embed]

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 19:22 [Preview] No.40973 del
"You are under arrest, dirtbag"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kb1_38445vA [Embed]

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 19:26 [Preview] No.40974 del
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The Word became a human being and lived with us,
and we saw his Sh’khinah,
the Sh’khinah of the Father’s only Son,
full of grace and truth.

Now I'm going to kill you. It's a vendetta. RoboCop is fascism for Liberals. We want to murder you. I've seen what you've done. You think this is a joke. I hate gentiles. It's not a joke.

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 19:29 [Preview] No.40975 del
Murder every gentile making use of whatever means you can. White European gentiles. Kill them. I've had my fill of their strong-voiced "oh didn't get you there" platitudes. Just kill them.

“And I will lay my vengeance upon Edom by the hand of my people Israel: and they shall do in Edom according to mine anger and according to my fury; and they shall know my vengeance, saith the Lord GOD.”

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 19:30 [Preview] No.40976 del
"Oh this is out of my jurisdiction". Just kill them.

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 19:42 [Preview] No.40977 del
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Here's what I looked like at prime shut your fucking mouth mode. They want me to be shit. Kill them. Kill all gentiles and especially those around me.

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 19:45 [Preview] No.40978 del
Ron Wade. Your faith means nothing. Kill yourself.

My grandmother is a gentile and she loves when gentiles tell me what I'm doing wrong according to them. Kill all gentiles. You have the all-clear from God. Kill all gentiles no holds barred. They sit there and cause undue anger from those they are subject to. They say I am incompetent. Kill all gentile. White people. Kill them indiscriminately.


Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 19:50 [Preview] No.40979 del
John Keith Confer. If you do not do something you will be held accountable. You are going to have to do something now. If you want to be counted amongst the Lord's assembly, do it now. Get rid of them.

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 20:00 [Preview] No.40980 del
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As for my grandmother who is a gentile, make her suffer the most as she has made me suffer. Make her die a horrible death.

What an evil piece of non-Jewish garbage

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 20:03 [Preview] No.40981 del
She has terrible dementia and she makes me want to die every day. Kill her. What a joke of a person.

I'm tired of dealing with other humans because it always brings me trouble. Guess what? It's never going to get better, it's going to get more brazen and angry. Go the fuck away unless you want me to murder you. You are garbage if you're a gentile. I despise you more than life. Jews have made mistakes, but I understand why they do what they do. They hate gentiles, and yes, God hates gentiles way more than Jews. You are annoying scum. Esau. Disgusting individuals, liars, and trash especially.

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 20:07 [Preview] No.40983 del

I despise you fuckers so fucking much. I HATE cops who have no idea what is going on. Judges too. I DESPISE you for not having a fucking clue, being obsessed with your own little shitty world of trash heap. I want you to die.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=I7XHygPKbYI [Embed]

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 20:09 [Preview] No.40984 del
"Oh wow, he's replying to me angrily. I had better tone it down so I don't sound angry in reply."

That is Anthony Vaughn's reply. I want you to fucking croak. I am a Jew. You are a gentile. You are garbage and God says so too. Repent or die you fucking worthless scum, your son is a retard.

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 20:10 [Preview] No.40985 del
So I declared on oath in my anger, ‘They shall never enter my rest.’” For forty years I was angry with that generation; I said, ‘They are a people whose hearts go astray, and they have not known my ways.’

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 20:13 [Preview] No.40986 del
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Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 20:27 [Preview] No.40987 del
Your best chance of survival is to do absolutely doing because everyone else does absolutely everything. This is America, and in America we do everything to the extreme so as to get results. So when we kill you it's not personal, it's cultural. DO NOT become angry with me or I'm calling the cops.


Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 20:27 [Preview] No.40988 del
is to do absolutely nothing*

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 20:32 [Preview] No.40989 del
The way to get around being an ex-boyfriend is to never have been a boyfriend in the first place. In other words, never date a person, especially a female. You never really know what another person is going to bring to the table in incorrect fashion. I'm serious. Don't talk to people. Leech off them if you must, but never make contact with people, not even a hello. A hello invites them into your space to take advantage of you, which humans are prone to do. Go far away from them because they surely want something.

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 20:36 [Preview] No.40990 del
I'M SERIOUS. WHATEVER you DO, DO NOT court a young woman. You will get shot by her father and no one will bat an eye. This is how America likes it because whenever someone bleeds out it gives politicians an erection of their penis.

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 20:40 [Preview] No.40991 del
Look at how disgusting and ugly she is.

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 20:43 [Preview] No.40992 del
Look at how disgusting and ugly this gentile is

Funny how they don't take me seriously

I told that faggot Vaughn I was a Jew. He simply went, "ohmmm".

What a faggot gentile fuck

Kill yourself before God does it

They've already said, "we are against you". Die. Die now. You destroy families and lives. Die now.

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.40993 del
God hates cops. God loves Jews. Cops are gentiles who are using and abusing Jewish law for their own benefit and unfairness.

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 21:40 [Preview] No.40994 del
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look at this shit
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the spam in these threads is fucking terrible
its like Francis E. Dec came back to life
why is this allowed?

Anonymous 09/02/2022 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.40999 del
Hmm. Full text archive of as much of Dec's writing as we can find piped through dadadodo might be a good start.

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 04:27 [Preview] No.41008 del
Because I have nowhere else to post as I'm banned on all other sites. I chewed that cop out and told him I'm a Jew - he thought I was a Nazi - and I told him I don't speak to anyone (he wondered why I never called him for funds he gives me for disability, he's a payee service guy as well as a cop) and he just said, "oh". I told him I never speak to anyone because no matter what I say I get in trouble with someone or someone calls the cops. I'm paranoid to even go outside in my front yard because inevitably someone calls the cops. As I was talking to him, I shit you not, my grandmother said, "hang up the phone or I'll call the police".

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 04:28 [Preview] No.41009 del
I told him I told my mother I didn't want disability payments, but they signed me up for it anyway. I felt as though I was being railroaded, being a Jew and all. They persecute me and treat me unfairly all the time, even members of my own family.

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 04:29 [Preview] No.41010 del
Though mistreated, he was submissive —
he did not open his mouth.
Like a lamb led to be slaughtered,
like a sheep silent before its shearers,
he did not open his mouth.
8 After forcible arrest and sentencing,
he was taken away;
and none of his generation protested
his being cut off from the land of the living
for the crimes of my people,
who deserved the punishment themselves.
9 He was given a grave among the wicked;
in his death he was with a rich man.

Although he had done no violence
and had said nothing deceptive,
10 yet it pleased Adonai to crush him with illness,
to see if he would present himself as a guilt offering.
If he does, he will see his offspring;
and he will prolong his days;
and at his hand Adonai’s desire
will be accomplished.
11 After this ordeal, he will see satisfaction.
“By his knowing [pain and sacrifice],
my righteous servant makes many righteous;
it is for their sins that he suffers.
12 Therefore I will assign him a share with the great,
he will divide the spoil with the mighty,
for having exposed himself to death
and being counted among the sinners,
while actually bearing the sin of many
and interceding for the offenders.”

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 04:33 [Preview] No.41011 del
Donald Trump is the antichrist. That is why God had me present myself as a Nazi. You're all fucked. Synchronically the Biden speech was given that evening against MAGA

>The coming of the lawless one will be in accordance with how Satan works. He will use all sorts of displays of power through signs and wonders that serve the lie, and all the ways that wickedness deceives those who are perishing. They perish because they refused to love the truth and so be saved. For this reason God sends them a powerful delusion so that they will believe the lie and so that all will be condemned who have not believed the truth but have delighted in wickedness

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.41012 del
Oh, also, calling him and first saying, "I didn't know you were a Sheriff's deputy", had him respond throughout the call with, "that's out of my jurisdiction". As soon as I talked about not wanting the disability payments and asking him to cancel them he turned into a cop who looked down upon me, calling me "bud", which I told him not to call me.

He's prideful.

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.41013 del
Remember, these are the guys who arrested me and sent me to prison for making a Nazi joke about a Mulatto beauty pageant winner. The charge was Criminal Threat, which by its own title is a paradox. A threat of a crime cannot be a crime.

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.41014 del
All I have to say to that is: "get the fuck outta here, dude!"

>“Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels."

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.41015 del
We need more RoboCop.


If I could be RoboCop I'd do it. That's the selflessness and heroism it requires.

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.41016 del
When Adolf yelled he was close, but no cigar. King Saul reincarnated

Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law


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Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.41018 del
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This from /pol/

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.41019 del
Disgusting. I hid my own post. You gentile scum have a lot to learn. You are disgusting for even touching her.

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.41020 del
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post this shit in a different thread, not a thread about drinking & relaxing
im so fucking tired of seeing this scizo shit being spammed, and the admins doing nothing about it
it literally breaks rule 3 of this website

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.41021 del
What are you going to do about it you little faggot bitch?

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.41022 del
Wanna play Smash Brothers or summat? I'm British! Why are you attacking a humble English man tossing out terms like schizo! You should be ashamed of yourself

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.41023 del
i could whine directly to the admins, but i don't care enough to do that
this sounds like it was written by a bot

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.41024 del
You guys are no fun. I'm done playing with you

Anonymous 09/19/2022 (Mon) 21:57 [Preview] No.41536 del
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OP here, again
drinking my usual
currently watching "Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal"
its a good show, i like it so far, very much recommend
i've been sick for the last 3 weeks with an annoying cold
i'm tired of coughing, but its let up so far, by the end of the week it should be gone, only allergies left then
its also been getting colder where i live, but is is of course september; i do like fall though, its such a nice time of year

Anonymous 09/20/2022 (Tue) 03:44 [Preview] No.41540 del
I'm drinking some wine

Anonymous 09/28/2022 (Wed) 17:31 [Preview] No.41787 del
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this time i got some sweet red wine
the ending to "Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal" was also disappointing
the cold has let up, but allergies are of course ever present
in a bit, i'll pair my wine with a nice smoke
i hope you anons are doing well too

Anonymous 10/03/2022 (Mon) 14:54 [Preview] No.41983 del
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its an off-day, woohoo
got some liquor chocolates, they're really good, i like how they got the liquid in them, compared to other's that are just kinda solid
i'm drinking a pea flower gin, it an absolutely beautiful blue, but i put some black currant liquor in it too, so it has turned red, can't taste it though
i'd have assumed black currant would have been blue, if anything; why isn't it called dark red then?
my week has been sorta dull, drove 60 miles & back to go do a thing, did some stuff on the way there which was fine, then the entire reason i drove ended up not happening whatsoever, so, thats great i guess; i can just go do it again another time, but actually get to do it
i don't wanna just turn this thread into a glorified blog, but this board is damn near dead, and the only people posting are a guy pretending to be an anime girl & schizophrenic who thinks milk talks to satan, so i wouldn't too much assume it'll hurt to post my happenings within a thread of my own, at least

Anonymous 10/05/2022 (Wed) 19:45 [Preview] No.42158 del
gotta drink made of a shot of amsterdam gin, a shot of rose gin, and a shot of currant liqour
still just sorta here trying to have a nice time; though with the board so chaotic right now, its a bit stagnated, ironically enough
at least people can appreciate the semicolon here, which i am actually very happy about; back when i was in schooling, i fought hard for the semicolon, its a correct way of speech
i still haven't done much on my off days, i'm just sorta sitting around watching youtube, being bored as fuck
i think i'll have some chocolate liquors now too

Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 13:54 [Preview] No.42287 del
Every now and then I like to relax on the sofa, pop in an old sitcom from a DVD box set, whether it's an old random episode of Kojak or an Andy Griffith Show episode, and I'll pour myself a couple glasses of Frangelico liqueur on the rocks. Not to get drunk but just to relax, it's a delicious sweet hazelnut liqueur, better when watered down with ice and served cold.

When I want to get drunk? Average blended scotch for me on the rocks, and maybe a couple mix drinks as well. Typically I'll drink half a bottle of whiskey when I drink to get drunk. 3 to 4 nights a week average. Never drink hard liquor during the day.

Special occasions with friends and family? A good single malt scotch on the expensive side! I like Laphroaig, Talisker, Highland Park, Ardbeg or sometimes a Bowmore or Glenrothes if I desire it more smooth.

Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 14:03 [Preview] No.42288 del
If you guys ever want to try a really delicious mix sometime drink I'll give you one of mine here:

You'll need a shaker filled with ice for this one, I call this one the Amaretto Whiskey Sour:

0.5 oz of Amaretto liqueur
0.5 oz of Pallini Limoncello liqueur
(or any lemon liqueur to substitute)
2 splashes of lemon bitter
3 oz of blended scotch

Mix that all up with ice in a shaker and strain it into a whiskey glass. Then add a lemon peel. I have this one regularly and it's very good.

Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.42289 del
im drinking chocolate milk

Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 16:15 [Preview] No.42290 del
Similarly, the Italian drink called the Bocce Ball is pretty good:

a splash of Club Soda

Play around with the proportions a bit to find that happy point where it doesn't taste like amaretto or orange juice, but just warm, filtered sunlight. I usually add some vodka to stiffen it a bit, but beware of crappy vodka that makes it taste like it came out of a gas tank.

Anonymous 10/06/2022 (Thu) 23:34 [Preview] No.42304 del
Another good mix drink is some Drambuie with Dewar's blended scotch, add a cherry and some cherry juice to the glass and mix it with ice. The cherry flavor goes excellent with the Drambuie.

We all have our own poison to feel good, some habits worse than others. I'm glad God made me an alcoholic rather than a crack or heroin addict lol.

Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.42538 del
i made a simple gin & tonic, and decided to add a bread & butter pickle in it because i thought it was funny, but it sank, so i then thought it would be funnier as a garnish, and then i remembered that i still had the mini umbrellas, so i put that on it too
i think the red of the cup, green of the pickle, and blue of the parasol, complement each other
i also got some ramen this time, i like to add asian fish sauce to it, for some extra flavor, even a little goes a long way, especially when its the only thing you've eaten for the past 5 days

Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 17:16 [Preview] No.42548 del
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this guy lives in depressing poverty and eats shitty food and drinks all day long
i wonder when he'll turn the guns on himself

Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 17:54 [Preview] No.42565 del
not any time soon
i'm used to being much, much, much, sadder & more depressed than i am currently
things in my life have actually been getting a lot better, actually
i really need to trim my nails

Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 18:23 [Preview] No.42576 del
Drinking alcohol once in a while makes me stay happy too, I don't see alcoholism as a major problem unless you are drinking all the time, every single day. You can still be an alcoholic and have limits and be responsible. I choose to drink hard liquor only at night, every other night. I'll mix myself a drinky poo once in a while too if I desire to have a small nip and relax.

Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 18:34 [Preview] No.42577 del
I tried to quite drinking cold turkey many times throughout the years. I'm going to admit this: I was one unhappy fucking asshole when trying to quite. I could not enjoy my life. People would not enjoy being around me during those times. I had problems with my marriage because of it. The whole nine yards. Then it hit me: alcoholism really is not a curable disease like so many claim. Even after all the hellish withdrawals (mental and physical), once you get hooked, you never ever stop craving the booze. Never. Your mind is re-wired to consume it, forever, and the craving will last decades if not for the rest of your life. And that makes life fucking miserable to have constant craving that never goes away. So I decided "enough is enough" and accepted who I really am: I'm an alcoholic, I always will be. Now I have to accept responsibility for it. I have to set limits, I have to calendar my drinking to every other night, with rations. Sometimes only a quarter a bottle, sometimes I'll drink a half a bottle in one night. Never over half a bottle is my limit. It's hard, but I have to be a responsible alcoholic as long as I have family around.

Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 18:56 [Preview] No.42583 del
sounds a lot like my family
my family has a sort of history of substance abuse, my mother was a terrible drug addict & down right evil drunk; my father, just like me however, is a happy & relaxed, but capable drinker
strangely enough, i don't really have a "craving" for addictive substances, just when i'm bored / want the taste i'll go for them
i can easily go even a few days without a smoke / vape & weeks without a drink, but i don't have a reason to; my days are boring, long (even when short), and either uneventful or too eventful
even when i'd use opiates, i could drop them like a hat
drinking also helps with my PTSD, i have constant nightmares from the nigh 20 years of abuse i suffered from birth via my mother to a few years off now; when i get reasonably drunk, i tend not to dream that much, and while i miss my extremely pleasant dreams that i used to have, all i tend to have these days are nightmares that go on for what feels like days in a single moment, so by all means, not worth it
speaking of taste however, sugar is a substance too many ignore, i've been trying to ween myself off of soda & the like, mostly by at least drinking real sugar sodas, as that can be seen in my previous images
more & more, i cannot process artificial substances, be it drugs or mere sugars alone

Anonymous 10/11/2022 (Tue) 21:46 [Preview] No.42589 del
>weeks without a drink

You must be one of those people who do not easily get addicted, there are a lot of people that can drink a lot but never get addicted. If you can go a whole week without drinking you are not an alcoholic, and you are very lucky for that. Average alcoholics cannot stand more than three days sober. At times I can if I must but I'll start "climbing the walls" so-to-speak by the fourth and fifth day. Six days or more without any booze? Can't sleep. I start shaking. I get physically ill. I have panic attacks. Mood swings. Cannot concentrate on anything. Memory is shot. Deep depression. Fits of rage at times, totally unpredictable and can happen over the most minute inconveniences. By the time all that goes away and I can start to sleep again? I will have nightmares and wake up sweating, craving hard liquor. Horrible nightmares of bad things happening to me, or me doing awful things to others I know and care about. When I wake in fright I'd stay up for hours craving a drink. When that settles and passes, and it does in due time, I'd be able to sleep and dream normally. But I'd always have the temptation to start drinking again. During the day or at night, the craving and yearning persists on and on and on. It seems like a never-ending battle, at any point I could break so it's always living on the edge. That's why I had to learn to deal with it and accept the fact I'm an alcoholic. It is a disease and if you ever get it, you'll find out it has devastating consequences.

>drinking also helps with my PTSD

Everyone has an excuse for drinking, even when it's a very rational excuse for doing so. I guess the difference is some get hooked easily, others do not.

Anonymous 10/13/2022 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.42675 del
still got my usual, but this time i put a bread & butter pickle in it again
it actually tastes pretty good, its a nice treat at the end after eating the olives
this week i've been feeling like shit still, allergies are horrific from the rains, and the arthritis in my back is flaring up too
since its been getting cold, my room is a constant 70f, which might seem hot to you northern fucks, but its cold as fuck to me
its good for storage though, but this year i didn't grow anything in the garden
i'm also currently watching "Farzar" right now, its alright, it gets a lot better later in it's later season, and just as i say that i'm sure it'll turn to shit anyways
talking about paranoia, i'm a very paranoid person myself
even before i started drinking or smoking i was a very paranoid person, and just the same, i had severe depression & mania too
i've always sort of had nightmares about terrible things, in a way, i just got used to them
about a few times a month i'll have dreams where i'll kill someone / multiple people, its very common & has been going on for a couple decades now, and since i've been watching gore videos from a young age too, they tend to be as realistic as dreams can get
i try not to worry about it, not that i even can to begin with, not much fazes me anymore

Anonymous 10/13/2022 (Thu) 15:48 [Preview] No.42676 del
i was ep 9 of Farzar as i wrote this, just finished 10 (which is the current last-episode so far), it was actually very alright
if you can handle campy as fuck familyguy-likes, you'd probably like it then

Anonymous 10/13/2022 (Thu) 17:23 [Preview] No.42681 del
I was never into gore or desired to kill anyone. The nightmares of bad things happening to me and me doing bad things to others (not always violent acts, btw) is contributed to some form of mild PTSD as well severe alcohol withdrawals whenever I try to quite drinking the hard stuff. Otherwise I don't dream much at all when I normally drink.

Paranoid? I'd like to say I'm very skeptical and distrustful. Unlike so many of those walking in ignorant bliss these days, I am very much aware of the corruption and despotism in this world today. I am well aware there are just bad fucking people running our major media, our governments, most the institutions, the educational system (which has become a total racket), et al. I am aware of the fiscal insolvency we are being shackled to, and what kinds of horrific consequences we will witness from it (and many are now today). I know things will get a whole lot worse and there is nothing we can do to stop it, we have already passed the event horizon of systemic collapse. If being able to study trends and identify severe problems is "mania" then I stand proud of being able to because it has gotten me more prepared for some very ugly outcomes when all is said and done. None of it I wish for, but all of it I am hell-bent ready to address in worst case scenarios: for myself, family and private property, hell or high water.

Anonymous 10/13/2022 (Thu) 17:43 [Preview] No.42682 del
family comes first, before all & other
even with my rampant sociopathy & psychopathy, i can easily recognize the fact that family is what matters most
PTSD is a natural phenomena, its there to fill in the blanks of that which were broken during traumatic moments
i wouldn't be surprised if i have paranoid schizophrenia myself, runs in the family & all, i'm quite adept at talking to myself, but i've also lived most of my life in isolation anyways; i don't really know, all i've been told via the mind-docs is that i'm a intelligent & articulate man who has "great things destined", whatever the fuck that bullshit means
i just wanna go live out in the country & have a good happy life, crazy fucking quacks are as insane as me

on an off-note, i currently just tried baking a sweetpotato in the microwave & it proceeded to explode, filling my house with smoke, so i'm right now i'm smoking in an attempt to make the smell not as bad, lol

Anonymous 10/13/2022 (Thu) 20:47 [Preview] No.42684 del
welp, i'ma end this week off some rose
it was great talking with you all, but a bang is bang, and i want a bang
thank you all for having me
i'll see you next week i guess

Anonymous 10/13/2022 (Thu) 21:14 [Preview] No.42685 del
I love the nature of infinity chimp comparison. Nothing you or I ever do ever matters because nothing you do is ever creative, by default.


I have Kentucky Deluxe, i.e. Kentucky rotgut puke juice

Anonymous 10/13/2022 (Thu) 21:16 [Preview] No.42686 del
Karl sees the logistics of it where others don't. Getting a bunch of chimps to sit and type it all is the impossible part.

Anonymous 10/13/2022 (Thu) 21:19 [Preview] No.42687 del
I would not eat those slimy Yakisoba noodles

Anonymous 10/13/2022 (Thu) 21:26 [Preview] No.42688 del
There really is nothing good to eat in this world is there?


Like, nothing is ever satisfying. You can taste the food and feel your body crying out for nutrients

Anonymous 10/13/2022 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.42689 del
The reason many Jews hate Jesus is because Jews think of themselves as the chosen people, and Jesus said to them many things which were thought to condemn them. Not so much. Jesus said of Abraham's children, who were Esau then, that they sought to kill him. The Jews, seeking to alleviate matters and viewing prophecy, let Jesus be killed. The Jews are prideful about who they are and any "nobody" king who believes they rule over them is hated by them. They want all the attention for themselves. They will not associate with someone who deviates from Jewry, even though I agree with a lot of what they do. Jews are as unrighteous and selfish as gentiles, so when a Jew is righteous and unselfish, they hate the Jew.

Anonymous 10/13/2022 (Thu) 21:38 [Preview] No.42690 del
still here, ironically enough, watching the nu-anime currently; actually, painful enough
cyberpunk edgerunners), it seems alright
right now i'm so drunk i feel normal again; its like cramming my hand on a red hot stove
i can't even feel my chest as i breath
i getchu man; its all a hell in it of itself
my body does certainly cry out for nutrients
thats why i've been going for sweet potato, its got a good complex sugar that lasts long before its fully absorbed
go for quality, for as much as it is worth; eat what makes you able to do what you please
right now i'm a golem of mine own volition, i do what i can & please
nutrient pills go a long way, i'll go days without caring too much about my own body
this mortal coil is just an access to others

Anonymous 10/13/2022 (Thu) 21:50 [Preview] No.42693 del
GMO was actually a mistake. The nutrients were lost for sure.

Anonymous 10/13/2022 (Thu) 21:51 [Preview] No.42694 del
Probably will go for sweet potatoes next trip to the store

Anonymous 10/13/2022 (Thu) 22:05 [Preview] No.42695 del
absolutely; complex sugars, research them, its worth it, a minute at least
even a snack becomes better than a meal with them, seriously
its everything ZOG hates; a man of your own, by, again, your own volition
i'd have more if i could; i grew my one potato years ago because i just couldn't stomach their pain; they needed to grow, just like man themself
i have cuttings growing in the back, though they may not be exact clones, i'm glad, the more genetic variance, the better with these
soon i'll gather seeds from their flowers, and then i'll create the perfectly suited plants to my area
its all gonna fit in the end
additionally research field corn & "nixtamalization", none of that faggot sweet shit; it'll keep you alive when none other can

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Anonymous 10/13/2022 (Thu) 23:16 [Preview] No.42700 del
I'm tired of video games and loafing around. But I have no energy either

Anonymous 10/13/2022 (Thu) 23:20 [Preview] No.42701 del
I'm not drinking because I like my skin not being dried out and my liver not screaming for help


Anonymous 10/13/2022 (Thu) 23:46 [Preview] No.42702 del
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I love my dad

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Anonymous 10/14/2022 (Fri) 00:11 [Preview] No.42705 del
Can't find anything that tastes good tonight so probably gonna eat Taco Bell Chicken Quesadilla later. Can't find games to play, so probably gonna play Dark Souls 3 for fashion and challenge. Dark Souls kinda ruined games for me.

Anonymous 10/14/2022 (Fri) 00:42 [Preview] No.42706 del
Rumor has it Little Mac is based off the Big Mac

https://youtube.com/watch?v=i_LsDOOhvL8 [Embed]

Anonymous 10/14/2022 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.42707 del
drinking is gay, benadryl is better

regards, nathan

Anonymous 10/14/2022 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.42716 del
Keep it that way if you can live without it, it's a very bad addiction and has ruined a lot of lives and broken lots of families apart.

I disagree, do what is in your own interest and do what you can to empower yourself and family. Life is not worth living just moping around in depression and hopelessness. It doesn't matter if you have a drinking problem, if you have an addiction admit it and face it, and learn to live with it and limit it's influence as best you can, and get on living your life the best you can as free as you can, while you still can. The generations being groomed today will never get the same independence we experience today, likely ever. Every single decade things get worse and worse and worse, so make the best of life while you still can.

Anonymous 10/14/2022 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.42717 del
As you get older your body will break down and you'll have more and more pain and more and more health problems. Look into Keto dieting and maybe try limiting the drinking to every other day (or every other night). That's what I have to do because I'm old and if I ate crap food and drank hard liquor the way I used to I'd be long dead by now. Take care of your body ASAP because what you experience now is just a fraction of what you'll experience later if you don't take care of yourself. Btw, getting some sunlight and exercise helps a lot. Eat lots of protein likes eggs. Boost your Vitamin C & D3 intake, it does wonders keeping you fit and healthy.

Anonymous 10/18/2022 (Tue) 22:34 [Preview] No.42791 del
well, back again
not much this week, the usual, essentially
i'm doing alright, hope you guys are too; i don't do much, but luckily recently my life has been lively in a not-too-bad sorta way
just been refining my catalogues of the things i'm interested in, slowly going, gathering information & such, being a one-man-thingtank & all
also got an air fryer & a rice cooker, i'm hoping to start eating a lot better via them, vegetables, low oil foods, higher nutrient foods, et cetera
watched all of the cyberpunkedgerunners anime, it was good, nothing i can really complain about, if any thing it was "too short" i guess, which isn't a real complaint
i've been watching a DnD podcast from the youtuber GeneralSam, its fucking hilarious, i'm about a 4th over episode 3 now, its long, but its good; if you like DnD or podcasts, i seriously recommend it; its great to watch when you're working security, at least

Anonymous 10/20/2022 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.42834 del
i don't really have much to say on this post
i'd give a review of the liquor chocolates, but they all taste like chocolate liquor
uh, i just finished a manga called "Pluto", its a Astroboy manga; really good, quick read, action packed, etc
still waiting for the manga ATOM to be fully translated though, that ones great too
just been a little frazzled lately, nightmares & such; trying to find good distractions right now

Anonymous 10/20/2022 (Thu) 14:51 [Preview] No.42835 del
i either forgot the image, or it somehow got ate; i've had that happen before

Anonymous 10/23/2022 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.42961 del
bumping a decent thread #3

Anonymous 10/23/2022 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.42964 del
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Found the perfect roof to drink on and watch the sun rise

Anonymous 10/23/2022 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.42965 del
Good ol Antartica.

Anonymous 10/24/2022 (Mon) 22:12 [Preview] No.42989 del
the dual ricecooker & steamer is legit pretty fuckin nice, it was only like $40 too
i'm finally able to use the rice i've had in my pantry for the last 7 years, tastes fine to me
i gotta basic as fuck recipe that i know you guys might like
- 1 cup rice, 2 cups water, a handful of baby carrots, a handful of horizontally chopped celery
- for sauce, use 50/50 mix of sesame oil & soy sauce; sauce to taste
its usually done in 15 minutes; and will give you some extra rice, which is good for a nice canned soup
i'm gonna try experimenting with sauces, i'm gonna use asian fish next, instead of soy; i did one with some honey added, and it was basically just teriyaki sauce

Anonymous 10/25/2022 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.43003 del
I'd skip the carrots and instead add some garlic, ginger and chopped up chicken tenderloins to the rice. Perhaps adding some chopped red pepper and a heaping tablespoon of honey might make a good sweet & spicy dish from it. I've made many similar dishes with rice and chicken and they all turned out pretty well.

Anonymous 10/26/2022 (Wed) 21:34 [Preview] No.43100 del
just sorta relaxing right now, taking it as easy as i can
got some shit done on my cataloging & design, pretty proud of it, by all means not perfect, yet none truly is
i made the fish sauce based sauce, it was okay, very funky-tasting, but its alright if you're used to asian cooking
i finally got some food outta the airfryer, it was chicken breast; problem, it was dry on the outside, and very moist, to the point of being wet on the inside
its fully cooked, but to me, at least, disgusting; i believe i'll have to butterfly the breasts to make them cook to my preference of texture & taste
i'm not exactly one for capsicum spice, however, i'll try that
i'm someone who likes dill, so i'm going to make a dill-heavy sauce next
i've yet to try schezwan, i hope to attain a fair amount of it to add to a sauce, to see what i can do with it

Anonymous 10/27/2022 (Thu) 12:41 [Preview] No.43174 del
>i've yet to try schezwan

Be careful! Schezwan is not spicy at all, rather it's very much like citrus acid and will numb your mouth much like taste testing cocaine would. It's very unique, sour yet bitter flavor and using too much of it will absolutely ruin good food. You will have to lightly sprinkle the dish with it, no more than just a very light sprinkle will do. Trust me I've learned this the hard way with schezwan and you won't enjoy finding out the hard way.

Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.44261 del
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Hey, guys, been a bit; hope you're still doing well
On a sorta mini vacation, that of course gone to shit, saw some damn nice mountains though
In a hotel, bout to sleep, the shower was amazing, best I had in years

Anonymous 11/08/2022 (Tue) 13:20 [Preview] No.44265 del
Welcome back, this site could use more sane people like you.

Anonymous 11/11/2022 (Fri) 17:04 [Preview] No.44427 del
Where did you go to? No need to give exact location

Anonymous 11/12/2022 (Sat) 17:16 [Preview] No.44455 del
it all started off great, again, say some great, mountains (i'll post pics later) on the way to the main attraction
legit cool-ass lookin mountains & valleys, you could see all the striations of the mineral layers from each epoch, i can only begin to imagine the magnitude of fossils sandwiched between each layer
on the way to bakers field, gone through even more canyons, very beautiful ones too, didn't even know they were there either, it was an amazing drive through them
the clouds were absolutely amazing, it was like a dream in real life to see them between the mountains, the haze making the mountains seem endless was ecstasy
then entire situation ended up a shit show
tried goin to the sequoia nation park, to see the trees of course
shit was stormed out, winter storm
couldn't even get 5 miles past the gate, didn't see any red woods or sequoias
so, we gone to the coast (we planned to anyways)
over the course of seemingly never ending rolling hills & mountains (seriously it never fucking stopped), we got to the coast
moral bay, what a fucking shithole, the only good food was sushi, and there were no good beds
seriously, even more, again, again, FUCKING AGAIN, the food sucked total fucking ass, the sushi was good, but the other food on the marina? FUCKING INEDIBLE literally, i was unable to eat it, it was worse than mcdicks, if you ever go there, only eat at the sushi place
i slept about 30 min in the hotel, goin insane by myself, jacking off in the shower, and borderline screaming in my room, i was a hair close to suffocating myself to death via the complementary ice bag
shower was still great though, legit, one of the best showers i've ever had
worst bed i've ever been in my life, my neck is still hurting from it
in the morning, i was going to the big ass rock on the coast, because, you know, big rock
saw two wild sea otters; got completely fucking drenched by the rain, on only one side on my body, didn't even get half way through the marina before i gave up & wanted to go home
i gone to the the madonna cafe on the way home, it was great, ate some good food, after that, on the drive, saw some california deer, which i've never seen before, so that was cool too
gone to see more rolling hills, that never stopped, all while a hurricane worthy storm was above, along the winding roads with cliff faces
the place looked bizarre as fuck, couldn't even see past 1 mile, all while we were in mountain ranges
sprawling hills all in view, hawks, and random vineyards outta nowhere; the rain was pouring like an ocean was being dropped on us, thought we'd have been washed off the mountain from how bad it got, we were literally in the middle of the storm
shit would just appear outta nowhere too, schools, cattle ranches, solar farms, and entire highways, its not something i can describe with words, especially with the storm, all an extremely unique experience
after that, gone to tehachapi from bakers field, saw the loop, gone to the borax mine (image related)
the little museum is very cool, i liked it a lot, very much recommend
then i gone home, and the storm hit at home too, shit was ridiculous
the next day i done to the hoover dam, which was cool, gone through "full" tour (fuckers stole my knife), saw them fixing one of the magneto generators turbines, which they don't normally do
ate at the hover dam casino, in the bighorner cafe, very nice place, great prices, great food, nice lil' tiny museum, even cheap gas
then gone through some other towns on the way home, that i always wanted to go to, so that was cool
and after all that, after resting a bit, i'm here right now
it'll be a moment i'll remember for the rest of my whole life, mostly for the bad reasons though, but good ones too
after all that we drove over 1,000+ miles, fuck my back

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Anonymous 11/16/2022 (Wed) 17:51 [Preview] No.44521 del
noice. Saved some of these pictures as wallpapers

Anonymous 11/16/2022 (Wed) 19:25 [Preview] No.44529 del
thanks man, i legit appreciate it
i got even more pics, i'd love to post them all, but i was mostly just trying to get a varied yet simple scope detailing my exploits
i only wish i had more time & a better camera to have taken them; the best sights i saw, i didn't capture, i didn't even take a single image of the actual sequoia park either (i thought i'd had more time there, but had to leave because the storm was too bad)
other pics have me in them too, so i'm not keen on posting those; heres a vid of the storm though, when it was calm, believe it or not

Anonymous 11/16/2022 (Wed) 21:09 [Preview] No.44531 del

Huh, magic water on your windshield. It flows upwards.

Anonymous 11/20/2022 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.44580 del
takin it easy today with some bepis & salmon roe

Anonymous 11/20/2022 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.44583 del
nobody cares, fuck off with your gay blog

Anonymous 11/20/2022 (Sun) 11:15 [Preview] No.44584 del
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i do what i please

Anonymous 11/21/2022 (Mon) 18:47 [Preview] No.44599 del
drinkin screwdrivers & again, still trying to take it easy
i think i'm on my 8th drink so far, been takin shots & such, should be counting better, yet i rarely do anyways
i'm bingewatching the show "arcane", i'm on episode 3, it seems alright, never played a leagofledgens game either, just heard it was a good show; the show reminds me of dishonored, which i love
like the one anon said, this is sorta just a blog; i don't really care, its something, it is my thread, i do what i please, and i'm not spamming it constantly on other's threads either
partly, this acts as a way to keep myself sane, i try not to remember a lot anymore, not much worth remembering, that habit has become a fault now, however
i really wish i could do better though, yet i'm not exactly able to; my life revolves around me either doing private security or getting drunk, looking at shit on the internet or playing bideogayms; entertaining you guys better would be nice, yet i'm truly not an entertaining person
aside from that, i'm also busy having constant ptsd attacks, shit keeps ringin in my head like a bell that won't stop, luckily i haven't been getting nightmares that are that bad so far, its been manageable

Anonymous 11/22/2022 (Tue) 00:37 [Preview] No.44605 del
I'll raise a glass to ya, bub! Currently enjoying one moosehead lager after another until I can't sit upright, and then going to bed. Hopefully.

Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 18:06 [Preview] No.44617 del
shaddup faget

Anonymous 11/24/2022 (Thu) 18:11 [Preview] No.44618 del
>i think i'm on my 8th drink so far
Mayb go easy on the drinks OP

>i'm bingewatching the show "arcane", i
What's that?

Anonymous 11/29/2022 (Tue) 16:43 [Preview] No.44673 del
more screwdrivers (ate more salmon roe too), and not much else in change
had some good dreams though, not nightmares; they were of mostly unrememberable worlds, moments, and such, they were repeats of what i've dreamt before; i liked them a lot
anyone ever get reruns of dreams? not just the "same situation", but straight up same exact dream, moment to moment, happening? not even anything "special" either, just a moment in, uh, "time" i guess
i also believe i've finally finished a project that i've been doing for around a bit over half a year now and technically since around 2014 to now in spurts & different forms
though every time i think i'm done, i have to revise it; this time however, based off past experiences, i can say with more conviction than i ever have before, that i am "done", i'd love to share it with you guys, but to me its a extremely personal & private passion project; one day i may give a glimpse of it, however
the show arcane is based off the videogame "league of legends", its a shit game, but last where i left off (ep 7), the show was good

Anonymous 11/30/2022 (Wed) 01:35 [Preview] No.44679 del
All depends on the amount of alcohol consumed in each of those "drinks" as well how tolerant he is to drinking (alcoholics are typically way more tolerant than average drinkers and can outdrink most who are not).

Anonymous 12/05/2022 (Mon) 21:17 [Preview] No.44731 del
on my like 7th drink or some shit
been a day off a week since i was here
ain't made much of a difference since i was here though
gone back on my word of thinking my project was finished lmao
guess you could say i think its finished now though; its all been small refinements, little things here & there; still quite proud of it & just as secretive
in other news, i now know how to completely dissemble a FN FNC & put it back together again, multiple times back
currently watching a podcast i've been watching for a while, i like to try to space shit out, make things last; the podcast, if it can be called one, is "Die Of Laughter", its a DnD podcast, as i'm typing this, i think i already talked about this, but i've gone further anyways, and its still fucking hilarious; i am "dying of laughter"

Anonymous 12/18/2022 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.44831 del
i'm just about fresh out of tonic water, so i've just been doing shots, i hate doing shots, they're miserable
just gotta new shotgun for my job (its mine, but its approved, so i can have it whenever since its private security; the guy i'm working for is literally the best boss ever lmao)
its cold as fuck in my house 24/7, so i just have a pot of boiling water on when i'm here, i fucking hate winter, shit sucks ass
i've been sleeping so much better though, i sleep better than a baby when its cold out, so theres that at the least

Anonymous 01/30/2023 (Mon) 22:39 [Preview] No.45198 del
its been a while, not much has changed though, still cold
had to stop doing the pot of water because i think my stove's flue isn't working well
if i leave it on for too long the house smells like gas, and i start getting headaches & not thinking clearly, lol
caught another cold, but now i'm on the very last end of it, just got a glorified allergies again now; i hate having to take sick days, just means i got a day off i can't use for an actual emergency

Dutch bernd Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.45206 del
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>its cold as fuck in my house 24/7
It's cold in most places OP. Except in South America

>just gotta new shotgun for my job (its mine, but its approved, so i can have it whenever since its private security; the guy i'm working for is literally the best boss ever lmao)

u a PMC OP?

>been a day off a week since i was here
Keep on posting cuz we're still here waiting OP

Anonymous 02/02/2023 (Thu) 02:27 [Preview] No.45223 del
what's the best south american country to live in?
I'm thinkin Costa Rica

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I've never been down there, but I've heard tell that Chile (giant hotdogs with guacamole and mayo) and Ecuador (grilled guinea pigs) are alright.

Anonymous 02/03/2023 (Fri) 19:42 [Preview] No.45229 del
I've heard of some horror stories about Americans expatriating, you really have to be careful where you go and what you plan to do, as well research the laws and culture of those places you expat to. In South America, for example, there is a lot less regulation when it comes to service providers. Now of-course most would think this de-regulation is good, less government right? However there is notorious abuse of fraudulent services. For example, if you are not careful who you are doing business with there are lots of scams and con-artists. Let's say you want new roofing done and you sign a contract for it, and you pay for that service, later finding out all they did was sloppily patch up some of the more vulnerable areas to reduce leaks.... but the roofing as a whole was not properly fixed, yet because you signed a contract you get stuck with the bill and your roofing remains in pretty a shitty condition. Apply this to just about any kind of service and you'll get to see the big problem. And there are plenty of con-artists who will happily take advantage of wealthier gringo schmucks..... I'll give you another perfect example, New Zealand was once considered the safest most freedom-minded place to move for American expats. It's not anymore, at all. New Zealand today has a massive nanny police state, far worse than most other countries. Vax mandates, lockdowns, involuntary quarantines, gun grabs, mass censorship & 'hate speech' laws, etc. Little did American expats think 10 years ago anything like this would happen over there, but it did, and is far worse than anything seen in American cities or Europe in general.

Anonymous 02/04/2023 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.45234 del
Americans don't care if the USA is a police state, but Americans lose their minds if North Korea has tyranny.


Anonymous 02/04/2023 (Sat) 12:26 [Preview] No.45236 del
Spammers don't care about their bullshit gaslighting, but spammers lose their minds when nobody else cares.

Anonymous 02/04/2023 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.45238 del
just got done drinkin more gin & tonic, but thats old news
recently, however, i just got a can of tea!
it smells absolutely amazing, best i can describe it as, is a tobacco smell, it smells exactly like a nice, fresh thick cut cherry pipe tobacco, it tastes like a generic loose leaf green tea (which is just fine); still one of the best teas i've ever smelled though
not a PMC, just private residential security, its both fun & boring
sure i got the goahead to gun down any dumb fuck who walks into the place i guard, but few (i.e. none) have ever decided to get themselves killed yet
boss says i can have whatever gun i want though lol, i could bring a luger, an AKM, or a keltec SU16, he doesn't care, just as long as i hit my mark
he also doesn't care if i get a little drunk either, let alone the both of us
i don't exactly know much about south america other than watching videos of brazilian cartels torture people, but i'd guess chile to be a pretty good place to be in, no idea what part of it though

Anonymous 02/04/2023 (Sat) 19:10 [Preview] No.45239 del
I've just cracked open a Bierly "Blackbird stoud"
gluten-free beer, but it was amongst the only stouts the shop had that day.

Is there a way to appreciate a gf-beer? Is there a way to prepare to avoid un-appreciating a gf-beer?

Anonymous 02/04/2023 (Sat) 19:13 [Preview] No.45240 del
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Not my first stout today. I also had using physical paraphernalia to type. Why can't the computer bee psychic? I'm feeling sychic about four beers in...
But beer and seer don't actually rhyme, do they?
What of it, then?

Anonymous 02/04/2023 (Sat) 19:14 [Preview] No.45241 del
> also had using

Anonymous 02/14/2023 (Tue) 04:07 [Preview] No.45349 del
did another liquor run, got some new gin i've never had before, its pretty good; has a bunch of spices that really pop in a tonic, its a litle sweet stating
in other news i got some reloading supplies off an estate from a friend, so now i can reload some shit i normally never could, so thats nice
i don't drink beer, so i've never had a stout, how are they?
i feel like i'd prefer them more than some piss-tasting pale ale

Anonymous 02/23/2023 (Thu) 03:59 [Preview] No.45456 del
eatin some squeeze cheese & crackers, with my usual
last night was basically fucking hell, weather wise
100 mile an hour winds, and a total fucking sandstorm
my house has literal piles of sand in front of it, some also got inside too, from the gaps in the doors & windows, everything is super dusty too
surprisingly, its been very calm tonight; the forecast said it was gonna be bad, still cold though
any of you guys trying to get out the weather tonight?

Anonymous 02/23/2023 (Thu) 16:34 [Preview] No.45466 del
Welcome back anon, I'll be doing another liqueur and liquor run within the next week or so. Love my whiskey mixed drinks, I've been making a ton of Rusty Compass recently (only I make mine with extra blended scotch, 3oz per drink instead of the usual 1.5oz) ;) 4 or 5 of those and I'm feeling pretty good.

Anonymous 02/25/2023 (Sat) 02:38 [Preview] No.45490 del
got my usual, this time with angostura bitters
going another day bored as always, mostly
i lie to myself for as much as i am bored, i have plenty of media to sustain myself, nothing too engaging however
the cocktail sounds pretty alright, for what its worth
i've never cared for whiskey, personally, always tasted like liquor that gone bad to me
any good shit you can can recommend to those who hate it? i don't care for jack daniels & i hate maker's mark (i used that shit as toilet cleaner after tasting it)

Anonymous 02/25/2023 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.45491 del
I prefer Cutty Sark or Dewars blended scotch, it's not the dirt cheap crap but it's not too fancy or expensive either. Average price range today for both brands is around $30 for an average 750ml bottle. When I go to re-stock almost every other month I buy a dozen bottles of either one or sometimes both brands. Then I go to a local liquor store and buy a couple liqueurs that would go good for making some more mix drinks. Keep in mind I'm an admitted alcoholic so this much drinking may seem a bit unusual to most folks ;)

As a tip: if you think it's too much money being spent on the whiskey brands I mentioned above you could always buy a big 1.8 Liter bottle of blended 12YO Kirkland scotch from Costco for $30, more than double the amount of those other two brands.

Anonymous 02/25/2023 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.45506 del
>the cocktail sounds pretty alright, for what its worth

All you need is a bottle of decent blended scotch, shouldn't cost much more than $30 for decent blended scotch, and then some Heering cherry liqueur and Drambuie.

I make it using 1/4 oz of Heering cherry liqueur, 1/2 oz of Drambuie and up to 3 oz of blended scotch. Be careful with how much Heering cherry liqueur you use, you won't need much as it is very strong flavoring and pretty pricey for a full bottle. I won't bother with other cherry liqueurs, Heering is by far the best and you really only need a splash for taste.

Another thing to try is a glass of 1 oz Drambuie and 3 oz blended scotch and that's called a "Rusty Nail", also delicious and you'll end up getting drunk in no time knocking a few down.

Anonymous 02/25/2023 (Sat) 22:06 [Preview] No.45507 del
Double Sainsburys G&T (with lime). Around 5 to go now, anyone got any good drunk movies?

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Double Sainsburys G&T (with lime). Around 5 to go now, anyone got any good drunk movies?

Anonymous 04/03/2023 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.46177 del
>>45507 / >>45508
a good drunk movie is idiocracy, its a childhood movie for me eat it old fags lmao
currently drunk off a mix of a lot of shit, i'm about to move to a much better place, so i'm clearing out the liquor cabinet, so no specific shit worth talking about
only news i can really think of is that i got a mosin now; other than that, nothing much
i've been trying not to spam, but i guess that shit truly doesn't matter anymore, shits kinda fucked right now on this board
the dollar is to cover a password, btw
i wish i could say something to the guys who drink whiskey adjacent drinks, but i hate whiskey, sadly enough ):

Anonymous 04/03/2023 (Mon) 12:47 [Preview] No.46182 del
>i wish i could say something to the guys who drink whiskey adjacent drinks, but i hate whiskey, sadly enough ):

No offense taken, the taste of whiskey is not for everyone. Some say it's an acquired taste, it takes time adjusting to and all depends on the brand for certain individuals. It was the same for me when I was younger, I once hated whiskey. I later got turned on to single malt scotch and the rest was history.

Anonymous 04/03/2023 (Mon) 15:23 [Preview] No.46184 del
I may be an oldfag but I loved to watch movies like The Shining when getting drunk. I would often mock Jack Nicholson's character and cheer him on as he ran after his family with the axe. Kinda crude behavior, sure, but it was just for fun. Not too many movies have enough dramatic psychological suspense to rile fun drunken reactions. Maybe something like the original Night of the Living Dead or Dawn of the Dead might be fun watching drunk too.

Anonymous 04/05/2023 (Wed) 00:14 [Preview] No.46196 del
i'm now off my job now, just waiting to get the fuck outta here at this point, only some days left on my end
i forgot to mention that i've gotten some good quality pipes & pipe tobacco, quite nice, smokes very well
i got these little "pink whitney" bottles, they're actually pretty good
every time i hear people talk about good whiskey, they always talk about scotch
i guess its the mainstay of those with taste for a reason; i need to try it some time
>I would often mock Jack Nicholson's character and cheer him on as he ran after his family with the axe.
when drunk i like to watch some certain streamer's VODS, reacting almost as if its live & they could hear me
when they play horror games its straight up like watching a movie, with how many obvious bad decisions they make lol

Anonymous 04/11/2023 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.46253 del
even your cat laughs at your impotent masturbation... you live in a litter box, and have no money

by the way, your cat got tired of the cheap, predictable $8 "PetStages Tower of Rings" within 24 hours of you bringing it into the deplorable prison of filth and Microwaved Michelina's Monotony...

HINT: cats are fastidious, while obviously you don't have enough of an IQ to bury your own feces.

lol @ how uneducated you are !!


it's a MALT LIQUOR BEVERAGE, with cheap nasty perfume SISSY FLAVORING

like a nigger's COLT 45 MALT LIQUOR FOR WOMEN

Anonymous 04/11/2023 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.46255 del

There are very clear defined aspects that single malt scotch the choice for connoisseurs, especially a good speyside as opposed to a North Highland

Which would look rather absurd in your filthy stinky little shit hole, surrounded by literal garbage and microwaved michelina boxes.

After all, you're drinking pink malt liquor convinced it contains whiskey

I don't think you'd be able to perceive the luxuriant nature of single malt scotch, and even if you could, you probably wouldn't want to do it while sitting inside a toilet

Anonymous 04/11/2023 (Tue) 18:34 [Preview] No.46256 del

here's a good example of what you don't know :

ALL liquor begins as vodka

100% true :
they're ALL vodka

Anonymous 04/11/2023 (Tue) 18:37 [Preview] No.46257 del
The initial first distillation results in plain ethanol... vodka

It doesn't matter if it's distilled from potatoes or anything else, because the first initial distillation results in pure ethanol, also known as vodka...

Then with further distillation, the vodka is finally mixed with various other products like juniper, which is called gin

Or put into wooden casks, and allowed to absorb the color and Smoky flavor of the wood, which you call bourbon or whiskey

Or perhaps the vodka is further distilled with sugar and spices, which you call rum

But all liquors are nothing more than vodka that have been adulterated

Anonymous 04/11/2023 (Tue) 18:37 [Preview] No.46258 del
But then again, if you're the type of guy who eats all of his meals out of a microwave, and drinks pink perfumed Malt Liquor beverages disguised as whiskey, then how would you know the difference anyway?

Anonymous 04/11/2023 (Tue) 18:38 [Preview] No.46259 del
I feel so sorry for your cat. He's a prisoner in your disgusting decisions you call a life

Anonymous 04/11/2023 (Tue) 18:38 [Preview] No.46260 del
Also I love the way you pretend like never seeing a vagina in real life was your choice somehow

Anonymous 04/11/2023 (Tue) 18:38 [Preview] No.46261 del
It wasn't your choice. Just look at your existence and you will see it through women's eyes, and you'll finally accept the fact that they didn't care about your opinions. It was never your choice

Anonymous 04/11/2023 (Tue) 18:39 [Preview] No.46262 del
ALCOHOL : the drug of choice for broke white trash & niggers

Anonymous 04/12/2023 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.46264 del

oh.... I had expected you to be a man

not a bearded lady

Anonymous 04/12/2023 (Wed) 19:13 [Preview] No.46267 del
Does wine count for that too?

Anonymous 04/17/2023 (Mon) 18:08 [Preview] No.46321 del
What the hell is going on in this thread

Anonymous 04/18/2023 (Tue) 03:13 [Preview] No.46323 del
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just got back from a huge move across the country
i can now live a place that doesn't consist of me never going outside ever aside from back & both car trips
i'm also now gonna live in a quality house that isn't falling apart around me, surrounded by trap houses, has no heating or cooling & is owned by a total scumlord of a landlord, so i'll actually keep it clean for once, instead of letting depression & apathy take over (i know you guys didn't like the mess, i didn't either)
i'm gonna go into welding, instead of security, security was fun & all, but holy shit do you end up not having a life (not that i even had one when i was in that pisshole i used to call a "home")
its pretty nice living in a place thats green now, the desert can be beautiful, yet the people who reside in it are pure fucking evil, theres also not much to do once you done what you can
since i'm at a hotel right now & still waiting for the house to get the paperwork overwith, i've been biding my time by wandering the little creeks near by, its fucking amazing, theres just plants & animals here, its fucking crazy; today i saw little minnows, a mushroom, a honey locust tree, frogspawn, and plenty of other things; it might not sound like much to you guys, but i've never had this before, i don't feel like killing myself anymore either, which is pretty cool
on the drinking side of things, i got this bottle of smirnoff, its alright, i got it while i was going through texas

if you're referring to the tissues as cumrags, its shockingly just snot; i have bad allergies, living in a desert isn't good for you
the pet tower was from amazon & they made it look a lot bigger, fucking scamming chinamen ruined that site
the "pink whiskey" is just pink lemonade vodka, i never said it was whiskey to begin with, its straight up just new amsterdam pink whitney vodka
do you have any good brands to name for scotch? i don't feel like spending $70 on a bottle that i won't drink
also, i'm still not convinced that pink lemonade flavored vodka is whiskey, never was anyways
i already knew that
you are however wrong on that, applejack exists; i at least wouldn't purely call it vodka though, since its not distilled via the typical fashion
its still not whiskey man, its literally vodka
i'm out of the shithole now, actually lol
i still don't get what you're talking about
if you think thats me, you would be incorrect, thats the one spammer that pretends to be some guy that owned some other altchan or whatever
its really weird, he posts pics of the guy's asshole a lot too, i don't know why he does this, i just hide his posts when i see them, i don't wanna see a man's asshole, i already don't care for women's assholes anyways

Anonymous 04/18/2023 (Tue) 03:24 [Preview] No.46324 del
That looks like some nice country there, it is good being able to enjoy the outdoors.
That guy you're replying to is a lolcow called johnny, he usually haunts 8chan but he's been fagging this place up recently.
He posts a lot in dead threads, the guy has serious mental problems.

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i'm doing some /nightwalking/ right now; feels great when you're drunk
heres a few pics before i go out again
signs somewhat censored for reasons
thanks man, didn't know that, at least on the spot
he definitely seems troubled, with his' lack of reading comprehension & rampant aggressiveness
i can only hope he settles down easy, it would be nice, for what its worth i guess

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i gone over to the place where i saw the honey locust, but there were still deer there, and they did a call since they were spooked (which spooked me), so i bullshitted my own human-call in hopes it would make them steer clear, then i quickly got outta there i'm not fucking with deer, they can kill you, man
i gone to a bridge i saw during the day too, to see if there was a troll there, but the /x/ fags were wrong, i didn't see a troll
i even gave it a bit, 10 overly long seconds, counted out loud like a dumbass, still no troll
after that gone off to the area where i saw the mushroom

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i didn't find the mushroom, but i did find out i'm still pretty good at walking in sheer darkness without making much sound
heard a few things here & there, bugs or whatever, but i didn't get killed by a wendigo or some stupid shit, so i guess i made it out fine in the end
i'm gonna go eat some food, them take a shower to wash off the morning dew from my legs; it was an amazing night, i'll try to do more things like this more often, its really fun, thanks guys

Anonymous 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.46330 del
That looks like an awesome place to explore.
There's a river that runs through the bush near my place I like to wander along and I swear it cheers me up just being there.

Anonymous 04/18/2023 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.46331 del
Back on the goon

Anonymous 04/18/2023 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.46333 del
Out of goon

Anonymous 04/18/2023 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.46334 del

Anonymous 04/18/2023 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.46340 del
Thankfully have 2/3 of a six-pack in the fridge, enough to get me through the night. FUCKmyALCOHOLIClife...

Anonymous 04/18/2023 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.46346 del
Yep, Johnny shit up /pnd/ pretty badly, lol. Total goon. If he wants a place ruined he'll spend all day and night to ruin it. Psychopath mentality.

Hope you had fun anon. Honestly the last thing I like to do when I get drunk (these days) is go out. It's almost looking for trouble if your drunk out in public at night.

>i'm not fucking with deer, they can kill you, man

I live near a ton of deer around a wooded area. They are scared shitless of humans out where I live. If they spot you from a couple acres away they dash off real fast. Probably due to the fact lots of people hunt them in my State.

>i didn't find the mushroom

Were you looking for morel mushrooms by any chance? They're very delicious to eat if cooked properly. Problem is they are very hard to find and will only come out a few days per year, when it gets hot enough in spring time. They grow fast and die fast. I hunt for them every year but it is really hit or miss.

Anonymous 04/18/2023 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.46347 del
Enjoy the booze, don't abuse it just because you feel like shit, use it to have a good time and it's alright to drink a lot. Booze should never be consumed during the day or consumed because you feel miserable. Have fun when drinking, alcohol should be treated as a loving companion. At least that's the way I see it.

Anonymous 04/19/2023 (Wed) 16:30 [Preview] No.46356 del
Was nice knowing you anon


>i can now live a place that doesn't consist of me never going outside ever aside from back & both car trips
>i'm also now gonna live in a quality house that isn't falling apart around me, surrounded by trap houses, has no heating or cooling & is owned by a total scumlord of a landlord,

Glad things worked out for you anon. The place you moved too looks nice too

Anonymous 04/19/2023 (Wed) 19:30 [Preview] No.46363 del
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yesterday i walked all around the rivers looking for fossils & any other such things, shit was great, absolutely beautiful
i've had amazing luck in finding fossils so far, in the first day looking, i found 9 stones with fossils in/of them, my phone's camera isn't that good, so sadly the pics aren't very quality
the fossils are all sea life, corals or whatever, no idea what time frame
on a side note, i lost one of my hotel keycards when pulling my phone out of my pocket (i think it was when i took the panorama pic), i saw a crayfish which was funny, then stopped there since water was too deep
i gone off to another branch of the river, in the direction i found the muchroom at, i gone pretty far for what its worth
i turned back when i saw a wasp on the ground, looking like it came from a hole, i don't feel like getting stung 500+ times via an angry nest
today i woke up just a bit ago, gone out to the area i didn't go far enough into, but still had to stop a bit after since the water was too deep in the river for me to just walk with ease; i did however find the lost keycard, amazingly, it was just waiting there for me on the gravel
while i was there i found a crayfish & 2 more fossils, was 3 feet away from a snake that easily could have bit my dumb ass, and when lifting a rock i saw a tiny slug; i've also been taking pics of the fossils i didn't collect too
i tried going past the troll bridge deeper down the river, but after going a while i was going into property that might have cows &/or people, neither of which i'm gonna fuck with
i walked for a bit more, but decided to come back, have a drink & relax
the drink is some gin & a bottle of imagerelated
i'm gonna post the pics now
the other crayfish i found was dead
not looking for mushrooms, just found it by chance; i have literally no experience with them outside of a walmart, so i'm not gonna fuck with them

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the snake is in the middle of one of these images, hes under a branch, have fun finding him

Anonymous 04/19/2023 (Wed) 21:03 [Preview] No.46366 del
Quite cool. But why you took the crayfish?

Anonymous 04/19/2023 (Wed) 21:13 [Preview] No.46367 del
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i thought it was cool
right now I'm having a smoke on the water, posting this via my phone
still got some drink in me, life is good

Anonymous 04/19/2023 (Wed) 21:38 [Preview] No.46369 del
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found another mushroom

Anonymous 04/20/2023 (Thu) 04:18 [Preview] No.46371 del
Really nice pics, thanks for posting and enjoy your beverage!

Anonymous 04/21/2023 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.46379 del
I think crayfishbro felt just fine in his home. Better take care of him.

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i keep him in a little sauce cup with a lid so he doesn't break, hes pretty fragile; i wonder how he died, maybe he got stuck on the rock & dried up in the cold of night or something?
also, fossil update: i have attained more fossils

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huge fossil update: i just went out & found a imperial fuckload more fossils, even a god damn starfish!
got a lot of crinoid stems, more coral, and a snail shell; i'd liked to have continued, but it started to rain pretty hard
also saw little outcrop of mushrooms
i'm now celebrating with some wine

Anonymous 04/21/2023 (Fri) 16:57 [Preview] No.46382 del
i've been drinkng even more, its still raing, yet the bones call for me
i'm off to the shale, i hope i don't get stuck by lightning, i will see you anons later

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the hunt turned out pretty great, for what its worth; i'm admittedly quite proud of myself
heres some vids of how i usually hunt for fossils, the rain made it harder to find them, but it was still fun; i hope you guys'll go out & find fossils for yourselves too
i've been up a while, so i'm gonna call it a day, dry off, and reward myself with a cocktail made from 2 shots of vodka, a cup of pickle juice, 4 cups of water, 1 pickled egg, and 5 olives i have no idea if it'll taste good, wish me luck
sorry if theres any copyposts, my internet is shit right now

Anonymous 04/21/2023 (Fri) 19:37 [Preview] No.46385 del
my internet is too shit to upload mp4's, sorry guys, anyone know a good mirror site to use for an embed on here?

Anonymous 04/22/2023 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.46392 del
>and reward myself with a cocktail made from 2 shots of vodka, a cup of pickle juice, 4 cups of water, 1 pickled egg, and 5 olives
<i have no idea if it'll taste good, wish me luck

LOL, tell us how that tasted, I don't think I'd have the stomach to try it. When I drink vodka I typically mix a few shots with a glass of fruit juice.

Anonymous 04/22/2023 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.46396 del
it was actually pretty good, just had to add more juice to it
this time i made one that was just 2 shots, only pickle juice, 10 olives, and 1 egg, its pretty strong though
a 50/50 of pickle juice & water would probably be best

Anonymous 04/24/2023 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.46404 del
Nice finds. Are the mushies magic?

Anonymous 04/24/2023 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.46405 del
naw, i ain't lookin for magics, thats all cow shit anyways (easy to find where i'm at now though)
i'm just taking pics of the mushrooms i see since i think they're cool
i'm gonna go out in the forest again today, on the end that i can't get to so far at
right now i'm drunk as shit, but i'll try to hydrate up by morning on my end, hopefully i'll find more stuff given time

Anonymous 04/24/2023 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.46406 del
okay, so i gone out there on a quick before morning scouting mission; shit is colder than fucking hell froze over
holy fuck does it suck, i'm not going into the river today, hell, i'm just fucking going to bed soon
i can't handle -40f temps, that shit is fucked
my feet are frozen & i'm tired, fuck that shit

Anonymous 04/25/2023 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.46415 del
youre so hot

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Anonymous 04/25/2023 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.46417 del
>my feet are frozen & i'm tired, fuck that shit

Back on teh goon, making pizza sauce. Life could always be worse.

Anonymous 04/25/2023 (Tue) 22:35 [Preview] No.46425 del
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Got into the thread. Tired at work and decided to have a drink too.

Anonymous 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:07 [Preview] No.46428 del
Cappuccino with shot of caramel syrup. I ASKED FOR A FLAT WHITE YOU STUPID BITCH. She had a nice arse though.

Anonymous 04/26/2023 (Wed) 05:11 [Preview] No.46429 del
>"The quite glutinous finish gives way to a strong throaty aftertaste, which is not at all unpleasant, and, whilst you secretly wonder how it received a World Beer Award in the 'Silver' category, as the medallion on the front of the bottle signifies, there is no doubt in your mind, and also in your mouth, that the brew is persuasively moorish."

Anonymous 04/27/2023 (Thu) 04:36 [Preview] No.46436 del
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i got this dill pickle vodka
it tastes exactly like pickle juice, with just an aftertaste of alcohol
its pretty good, so i paired it with pickle juice on top, because its fucking pickle time
yes :(

Anonymous 04/27/2023 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.46437 del
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I like pickles. I like vodka. Moonshine is basically a vodka right, an alcohol distilled from grain?

You Americans make some interesting drinks.

Anonymous 05/03/2023 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.46470 del
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Been a while; just moved into the new house, did another drunk walk tonight in the place I literally just moved into
Had a hell of a time finding my way back, these maps are legit fucking garbage, jesus christ they are terrible
The walk through the woods was fine, though I could hear deer through the whole way through, which was spooky
On my way back, while getting semi-lost as fuck, I saw a 300lb pig 2 fucking times in a row
That shit scared me in half, I had my 10mm out the 2 fucking times i saw it
Hogs ain't shit to fuck with, they're sapient, they love to kill

Anonymous 05/03/2023 (Wed) 09:13 [Preview] No.46471 del
Just imagine that pig roasting over an open fire...

Would a 10mm even pierce the hide though?

Anonymous 05/03/2023 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.46472 del
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It'll go through a grizzly bear's hide, so I can only guess so
At the most 10rd of 10mm should put a bitch down; hopefully

Anonymous 05/03/2023 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.46474 del
Ever seen a grizzly in teh wild? I'd love to see a fully grown adult on its rear legs growling. Would be an incredible sight to behold. Unlike the bears we got in Australia, stoned off their tits up in a bloody gumtree not even knowing what day of teh week it is.

trim your fucking fingernails

Anonymous 05/04/2023 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.46477 del
Never seen any bears in the wild myself
I will, lol

Anonymous 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:46 [Preview] No.46493 del
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Currently in the forest right now, just relaxing
Drunk off gin & tonics, and now got a cup of pickle vodka + tonic now
How are you guys doing?
I'm still waiting for my internet to be set up, I'm bored as fuck
As much as it's terrible to say, ama? (Whithin reason) for as long as I'm in the forest & whoever's in on right now
Let's shoot some shit

Anonymous 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:01 [Preview] No.46495 del
I just heard a super fuckedck up sound like a hog being gored to death
It lasted for a while and I have no God damn idea what the fuck it was
It was loud as fuxk, and it gone on for a while, it was really close too
I think I'm not gonna go out in the forest without my ak47m now
This shit is fucked

Anonymous 05/06/2023 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.46496 del
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Fuck the spookies
I don't care anymore
I'm full of wine
If the Roman's found do it I can too

Anonymous 05/06/2023 (Sat) 09:23 [Preview] No.46497 del
I, uh, guess my idea of an AMA gone to shit
Not that it was worth anything, sorry about that guys
I'm used to a lot of shidd & a half
Not so little, I'll try to account to it next time
See a in a thick bit, bye, I guess

Anonymous 05/06/2023 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.46498 del
Sippin' on some bottom-shelf goon, the elixir of a NEET's sad and lonely life. Watched the full moon rise at a beach, surrounded by loved-up couples taking it all in, sitting shoulder to shoulder. A chilly Autumn night. Arms wrapped around one another. Warmth in their hearts, and loins. Kill me please.

Anonymous 05/06/2023 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.46499 del
Sounds comfy. Nothing but the same old same old for me. I couldn't last a day without the net, so hope you get it goin' soon. Shootin' some inanimate objects sounds like a great way to destress, so shoot away fren.

>no God damn idea what the fuck it was
See pic-related

Don't do anything the good Lord wouldn't do. fucking. finger. nails.

Take it easy soldier.

Anonymous 05/08/2023 (Mon) 17:44 [Preview] No.46509 del
Back at the area from before; I've really taken a liking to it
I think what I heard was a bobcat killing something, that's exactly what it sounded like, by what I saw
Didnt expect to hear that the night ago, but that's nature I guess
Beaches can really be a bitch
I still haven't cut them, I've been using them to cut the tape off of boxes, moving houses is annoying as fuck, sorry about that

Anonymous 05/08/2023 (Mon) 18:07 [Preview] No.46510 del
You know what they say anon, the longer you don't socialize or work, the harder it will become to fit in with society. If you want to die lonely the booze will do it, first gradually then suddenly.

Some say humans are evil for killing off wildlife which I find rather ironic due to the fact wildlife has also killed one another as well humans before too. Raccoons will kill chickens, coyotes will kill deer, cats will kill rodents, snakes will kill baby birds, etc.

Anonymous 05/08/2023 (Mon) 18:17 [Preview] No.46511 del
Imho, coons are a killonsight raccoons too(:
They thrive so well in civilization anywhere they go, they ain't worth caring about

Anonymous 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.46521 del
>raccoons too

Anonymous 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.46522 del
>harder it will become
I know. Sucks having an IQ just high enough to be self-aware of such things, yet nowhere near enough to truly succeed in life. A beautiful woman served me at the liqour store, and I could barely make eye contact.

Anonymous 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.46523 del
Moving house ay? Yeah that is a pain in the arse alright.

Anonymous 05/12/2023 (Fri) 18:12 [Preview] No.46546 del
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POV: you're having a smoke & a drink in the woods
if you haven't, you should, its ultracomfy
The drank is just some vodka & v8 fruitgreens
Also, I hear frogs near me, i love frogs
Main problem is buying shit worth a damn, now
I'm used to living in glorified barracks, so now that I'm free, I'm a bit lost
It's going great though, just slowly

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Anonymous 05/12/2023 (Fri) 18:29 [Preview] No.46548 del
We have lots of friends in the garden. They do not have shells however.

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Found a jumping spider friend just now, he's hunting ants

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I just found an amazing place, I done care about the rain anymore

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Anonymous 05/12/2023 (Fri) 19:14 [Preview] No.46553 del

Nice little creek, the woods are filled with those nearby where I live.

Sage Anonymous 05/12/2023 (Fri) 20:37 [Preview] No.46554 del
I, uh, lost my pipe...
Oh well, it wasn't one meant forever, fell outta my pocket on the trail probably
Cargo pants cant hold shit, man
Luckily it was just one I was using to train with
I'll start using the "good" one now, just gotta dig it up from my stuffs

Anonymous 05/13/2023 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.46556 del
Kek, was going to say that corn-cob pipe looked pretty cool.

A nice healthy drink. Frogs are based. Much nicer to look at than the nasty cane toads we got.

Anonymous 05/13/2023 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.46557 del
"Pipe smoking is the oldest form of smoking tobacco, developed during an era in which men would make time to sit at the end of a hard day’s toil, to rock back and forth in their favorite chair and observe the rotation of life. They had an understanding that prolonged satisfaction is greater than the immediate and fleeting gratification we have a tendency to seek today. A pipe is a man’s companion, his smoky warmth on a crisp winter day and the friend with which he watches the passing of time. A pipe requires patience. It instills calmness, observation, and contemplation."

Anonymous 05/13/2023 (Sat) 20:54 [Preview] No.46560 del

I prefer smoking from a pipe too, but I only do it at night time. Just a few puffs at night with a glass of whiskey satisfies me.

Anonymous 05/15/2023 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.46565 del
Warm beer at 3:30am. Kinda nice, actually.

Anonymous 05/16/2023 (Tue) 03:14 [Preview] No.46572 del
Perhaps on a cold Winter's morning, but warm beer on a hot day would be nausea-inducing imo.

Ngl the author's description of Nadine had my blood inflaming a little.

Anonymous 05/16/2023 (Tue) 05:32 [Preview] No.46573 del
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drinkin some wine right now; nothing special, just some classic sweet boxed goon
finally got internet on my PC, took the company long enough to set up the router, about 3 fucking weeks long enough at that
heard more strange soundsb in the middle of the night, i think they might be rabbits fighting???
it legit sounds terrible, loud as fuck, sounds like an indiscernible animal being murdered, yet rabbits would fit the bill on it
i don't think bobcats are here, and nothing else its really in this patch either, i can only imagine rabbits
in other news, i think the house is haunted, persons here, they've seen & felt spooky shit; i, haven't, this is typical to my norm
imho, i've come to the conclusion that everything is demons fuck you "ghosts", you are evil, eat my ass & suck this dick
i got a better pipe waiting, and an even grander pipe to be made, i just gotta pull by shit outta the boxes first
i don't think we got canetoads in my area, just typical toads
i did however find a toad the other day ago! i caught it & appreciated it in my hands for a bit, they truly are cute
wine pairs well with the pipe, it's sweetness sets a good balance
i agree with >>46572 specifically the author part

Anonymous 05/17/2023 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.46589 del
Cheers, just opened yet another cask of wine. I prefer dry though, the sweet stuff gives me bad hangovers. Got some stout beer too. Do rabbits fight? I thought they just fucked a lot. What makes you think the place is haunted? Hearing or seeing anything unusual? Perhaps a previous resident was violently murdered. Real estate agents would never mention such things.

>the other day ago
lol, the only cute toad is teh one from the Super Mario games.

Anonymous 05/17/2023 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.46590 del
>when young females walk past you laughing

Anonymous 05/17/2023 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.46591 del
>the sweet stuff gives me bad hangovers

One of the open but not well know secrets behind a hangover is that alcohol depletes Vitamins out of your system when being filtered by the liver. Especially from Vitamin B deficiency. I'd recommend taking some good quality Vitamins the morning after, including Vitamin B complex and some curcumin supplement. That helps me with hangovers all the time.


If they don't know who you are they are most likely not laughing at you, they are just laughing about some latest gossip they recently heard.

Anonymous 05/18/2023 (Thu) 03:06 [Preview] No.46597 del
I try to take b-vitamins everday. It's been proven that the depletion of them from alcoholism can cause irreversible cognitive decline, dementia and even schizophrenia.

Anonymous 05/19/2023 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.46602 del
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A late afternoon alone by the river. An hour of fading sunlight. Fish sporadically leaping from the water. I think they were mullet. Almost threw a line in this time. But the degenerate in me had other ideas. Drink up son, make your father proud.

Anonymous 05/19/2023 (Fri) 11:28 [Preview] No.46603 del
What's wrong with fishing and drinking at the same time? Both are fun, but even funner together.

Anonymous 05/20/2023 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.46609 del
RBT's are what's wrong.

Anonymous 05/26/2023 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.46640 del
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been busy doin shit; today, however, i got some weird appletini in a testtube & a espresso martini in a can
the appletini is a bit bland, buts its alright, for a 30%, it tastes like 0, lol; good to get fucked up off of
the espresso is a bit rough (i had it before), but it'll absolutely wake your ass up, i normally don't care for coffee, but they actually did a good job on it; it reminds me of past years ago, getting annihilated off coffee vodka & pissing around on tf2 deathrun maps, getting 10 people at once to do the peter griffin laugh in voicechat
the sweet stuff'll sneak up on you hard
to prevent hangovers i use picklejuice & poweraid, it just works
rabbits fight, but it still feels weird though, those sounds were so strange, i wonder if someone dumped a exotic animal near by
on the topic of spooky ghosts, right now i got a bunch of stuff in a cupboard that magically throws itself all over; theres literally no fucking way it should be happening, shit just falls over, clumsy ass ghosts, man; the house is also from the 50's, so its had time to get some spookies, doesn't help that i brought shit that might be haunted anyways
drinking my the river is the best, though i prefer to do it at mornings while watching all the flora & fauna wake up

Anonymous 05/27/2023 (Sat) 02:14 [Preview] No.46648 del
Is it possible you moved all that shit in the cupboard but didn't remember teh next day cause of the booze?

Anonymous 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.46653 del
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Spoke to two people this weekend, the liquor store attendant and a guy who almost tripped over a rat as he was leaving the store. Exciting.

Anonymous 05/30/2023 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.46656 del
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just now i was making a gin & tonic with the last of a small bottle of rye gin i've had for a a few years now, and i saw a deer in my backyard; after that a second one came over, but then a neighbor doing yardwork spooked them
yesterday i saw 5 back there too, a buck & his harem
such funny creatures, i think at this point i've now seen 15 deer in my whole life, discounting the many dead i've also now seen spattered across roads within the last few months
naw, it was happening even when i wasn't drunk
aside from that, i have strangely very good memory while drunk & don't really knock shit over while drunk
>almost tripped over a rat
fucking lol'd

Anonymous 05/31/2023 (Wed) 02:42 [Preview] No.46662 del
>spattered across roads
Are deer the kangaroos of America?
>a buck & his harem
>tfw no gf
Nasty stuff, but then again I'm a connoisseur of bottom-shelf vino.

Anonymous 05/31/2023 (Wed) 03:13 [Preview] No.46663 del
The colder weather is tempting me to get back on the morning shots of whisky train.

Anonymous 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.46666 del
>Are deer the kangaroos of America?

No, plenty more deer in America than kangaroos in Australia and deer are very scared of humans, unlike kangaroos.

Anonymous 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.46667 del
So fuck me. I have been recovering for about a day now from a rather excessive binge drinking fest with some close family and friends, we drank five days straight (excluding early mornings) and I got absolutely trashed 3 out of the 5 days lol. Some blackouts occurred during the shit show. Lots of more cleaning up to do this morning. I'm going on a detox (absolutely no alcohol) for about three to four days. Yesterday I was sick as a dog and could barely think straight. Some of the drinks I had were random blended scotches, single malt scotch, bourbon, various different mixed drinks and liqueurs, pineapple rum, gin and galliano. I do not understand why I drink as much as I do but I had some money to burn and sure did just that over the memorial day weekend. Felt good to be offline the whole time too.

Anonymous 06/01/2023 (Thu) 02:18 [Preview] No.46674 del
>and liqueurs
That's where you went wrong, Anon.

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Kinda off-topic but I've always loved the Buck Hunter arcade games. Made me feel like a right proper redneck.

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Since buying one of these earlier this year I haven't gone back to instant freeze-dried cobbee.

Anonymous 06/01/2023 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.46677 del
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It's in my blood to be a drunkard. Literally.

Anonymous 06/02/2023 (Fri) 20:43 [Preview] No.46708 del
Actually some of the liqueurs were pretty good and rather strong. Goldschläger, a cinnamon liqueur, had more alcohol content than average whiskey or bourbon did. By the time you drink a half a bottle of that stuff alone you will be one drunk SOB. Galliano very similar, just a strong Italian herbal liqueur, nothing to underestimate considering the high alcohol content. Mix that with some strawberry liqueur and it tastes great enough to chug down and can get you wasted before you know what hit you. By the way, my detox is about up today. I plan to have another couple drinks tonight ;)

Anonymous 06/02/2023 (Fri) 20:46 [Preview] No.46709 del
I know how it goes. It is all in the blood they say, depends your ancestry and genes. Some people have genes that cannot tolerate much alcohol at all, others come from a long background of ancestors who used to binge drink and can naturally endure being trashed. Myself included. My grandfather died when I was very young, a hard working alcoholic who had to have his share of whiskey every night.

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Anonymous 06/14/2023 (Wed) 04:42 [Preview] No.46876 del
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havin a gin & tonic again, still my usual, usual is good though
i wanted to watch the fireflies all night, but it got cold pretty quickly; did see some really bright ones & one that kept flashing every 4 seconds for about 30 min straight, thing was a juggernaut
recently got an old style treadmill, manual; i've made it a sort of vow to do at least 1 hour 30 min on it every day now; its pretty damn good for something that was $25 off a thrift store, easily worth 200 imho, super compact & easy to use, plus i get to use my natural 3-4 mph gait by default
finally got my id for this state, so i'm gonna start getting guns again, which is fun; i did get a gun from a gunstore back where i lived via mail though, they literally called to tell me about the guns the got recently while i was away, so i could take my pick, because they know i'm damn well gonna get them; so now i got a gun coming my way again lol
>Are deer the kangaroos of America?
eh, sorta, they're everywhere, but unlike the other anon said, they're not THAT afraid of people
the deer watch me through the window as i watch them eat, so it ain't that bad
>Nasty stuff, but then again I'm a connoisseur of bottom-shelf vino
i'd say gin is an "aquired taste", but it ain't; its like any other liquor, you like it or you don't, it is what it is
i hate whiskey, beer, white wine (+ most dry wines), and rum (i ruined myself on rum though, still); they're undrinkable to me, just can't do it (since i ruined myself on rum, i'll straight up vomit at the smell of it however, unlike the others, which i just really, really, really, don't like)
its summer in the US, but it sure don't feel like it where i'm at, albeit, i come from a desert originally
congrats on the fun, but don't kill yourself with alcoholism; remember, you can't drink alcohol if you're dead
i always wished i could have played those, they looked so fun
from what i've heard, those make some of the worse coffee though?
look up "technology connections coffee percolator youtube" for a seriously great explanation
when i do drink coffee (which i very rarely do), i drink an instant coffee from singapore, shits great stuff, legit; other people i know who are huge coffee lovers have tried it & even they said it was seriously good; i originally got it off a japanese ramen shop, never gone back from it
thanks for the bump, i truly appreciate it

Anonymous 06/14/2023 (Wed) 07:32 [Preview] No.46879 del
>eh, sorta, they're everywhere, but unlike the other anon said, they're not THAT afraid of people
>the deer watch me through the window as i watch them eat, so it ain't that bad

Sure, but go outside and start to walk towards them from a distance, they'll typically run away. At least that has always been the case when I am outdoors and see some.

Anonymous 06/14/2023 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.46880 del
>congrats on the fun, but don't kill yourself with alcoholism; remember, you can't drink alcohol if you're dead

True. Shitty part is when you are an alcoholic your brain is adapted to drinking much harder than normal people and it is very addictive. I normally try to pace myself and limit my drinking to 3 to 4 times a week, only drinking at night. Except when a bunch of guests visit including friends who love to party, lol. Lucky it's not too often because I'd be dead by now.

Anonymous 06/15/2023 (Thu) 03:45 [Preview] No.46888 del
>appreciate it
Been a while since you posted, I was legit worried you'd offed yourself. So it's great to know you're ALIVE and doing well (I hope) at your new place. Funny you mention the treadmill as I was thinking to get some sort of indoor exercise equipment just last night. Like a bicycle or rower, more cardio-focused stuff than weights. Sweat out the toxins from the previous night's bender, and give the old liver and kidneys a break.

>guns in the mail
Try doing that in Oz and the police will personally deliver ;)

Anonymous 06/15/2023 (Thu) 03:47 [Preview] No.46889 del
Are the bucks as timid?

Anonymous 06/15/2023 (Thu) 04:04 [Preview] No.46890 del
Wine bottle status: OPENED

Anonymous 06/15/2023 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.46892 del
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drunk off a fair bit right now, wine, gin & tonic, and st.germains; i ate an ice cream in the shower because i felt like it, it was really fun, i recommend it
on a side note, i've actually been trying to stave off the drinking recently, i like it & all, but my PTSD makes me a shitty person when i've gotten 15+ shots in me, and i start to sleepwalk, so the roommate is really concerned
when i'm really drunk i just turn in to such a particular person, its one thing when i drink a normal amount, i'm a chill & fun guy; but its another when i'm running away from it all, i just become an angry, terrified, paranoid monster
i wanna quit on that, i don't need to be evil now, i don't need to kill people anymore, no man is putting a gun in my hand & telling me to kill all in sight
i'm in a different place now, and every day more, it becomes a different time, its just not required
anyways, i skimped out on the treadmill today, feel bad about it, my excuse is that i was tired when i woke up; i'll do in in the morning / my afternoon
my sleep schedule is so fucked up, private security really shits you out on that front, great money though, really, i got more than enough to spare after the shit i done every day & night
yeah, unless they're tamed, they're scared of people
i've interacted with tamed deer though, they act just like farm animals
i'm doing great where i live right now, nightmares are at an alltime low, i recently had an "interesting" dream too, i'll talk about it later
if i were to kill myself, you'd see it on the news; don't worry about it, man, seriously
if i ever do die, it'll be by something inane, like swallowing a wasp & dying by it stinging my lungs or getting annihilated in a carcrash via a semitruck
i just like to give the threads a bit of time to build up, i don't wanna spam it with me being some insane drunk idiot
i plan to do another outing in the forest trail, but farther than i gone before, it'll be in a bit though, so don't hold your breath
depends on the season
on one season they're absolutely terrified of you, you're their waking nightmare
on the next, you're just some dumb hopeless pissant in the way between deer pussy & immortality
deer are stupid animals, they're just like people
what did wine you open?

Anonymous 06/15/2023 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.46893 del
>when i'm really drunk i just turn in to such a particular person, its one thing when i drink a normal amount, i'm a chill & fun guy; but its another when i'm running away from it all, i just become an angry, terrified, paranoid monster

That's actually more common then you think. Excessive alcohol consumption can be as bad of an experience and as damaging to your cognitive state as using hard drugs. If you are drinking large amounts of alcohol you should dose it by time periods. For example 4oz or booze every hour but no more than that. Otherwise you are binge drinking and that can entirely fuck up your mental state (I've learned this by experience myself).

>i've interacted with tamed deer though, they act just like farm animals

Cool, I've never had the pleasure of seeing a domesticated deer before. Where I live (Missouri) they are often hunted so they are instinctively terrified of human beings.

Anonymous 06/16/2023 (Fri) 03:34 [Preview] No.46899 del
>what wine?

Nothing special, it was only 10 bucks and gone now. It's been that cold lately I can't even be fucked having a shower let alone eat ice cream in there. And speaking of showers I was at a shopping complex today and was surprised the toilet block had an actual shower stall with running hot water. I've been to plenty shopping centres in my life never seen that before. Absolutely DESTROYED the shitter.

Anonymous 06/17/2023 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.46906 del
KYS degenerate drunktards

Anonymous 06/17/2023 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.46907 del
We are. Slowly.

Now fuck off back to /rapport/ ya pathetic beta SIMP.

Anonymous 06/17/2023 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.46908 del
Why do you care what other people like to do to relax and have a good time? It's no worse than the vast majority of drugs out there anyway.

Anonymous 07/17/2023 (Mon) 20:18 [Preview] No.47149 del
i've been getting busy & having a life of my own
with all the pedo spam, i don't wanna risk anything, i'm gonna leave this place
call me a pussy, but i like having a job, not being in prison, and not seeing sexualized children
i had shit planned, but the fags kept coming here; every time i was about to post, there would be some pedo shit, and it would literally stay here for almost 2 days straight
it was one thing when i didn't have a life worth living, but now i don't wanna kill my self anymore since i live in a place that isn't an absolute shithole
i blame the feds, they're the real ones posting that at the end of the day
i'm gonna go get some milk & cigarettes, sorry, guys, i really am
it was fun while it lasted, i'll never forget you guys
you really were some of the few reasons i didn't kill myself
thank you; this thread almost lasted 2 years straight with me on it, i can only imagine how long it'll last with you guys on your own, assuming you'll keep it up

try to keep the place clean while i'm gone, its all up to you now


Anonymous 07/18/2023 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.47154 del

#1 That's EXACTLY what the glowing pedo spammers want to happen, for people to leave and abandon this place.

#2 You can always use a VPN or even Tor to post here.

#3 You can always global report illegal activity here and the mods will take it down. That way there is no way any association between you or that illegal (likely federal honeypot) crap.

Hope you read this in time. Kudos, it was nice having you post here.

Anonymous 07/20/2023 (Thu) 20:34 [Preview] No.47172 del
Dude you don't need to leave. Just hide and report the spam threads and you'll be ok. It's not like you're doing anything, or posting it.

said, there's ways to deal with that shit Also imageboards have always had to deal with that spam. For decades even. This isn't the first time it's happened

Anonymous 07/25/2023 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.47223 del
Drinking black tea.

Anonymous 07/27/2023 (Thu) 22:35 [Preview] No.47250 del
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Gonna hammer back cheap gin until I can't feel my cock tonight.

Anonymous 07/28/2023 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.47256 del
>post with tor
How though? end blocks tor posting and even if you choose bypass it doesn't work why have an onion if you can't post from it?

Anonymous 08/15/2023 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.47705 del
I am consulting moderation to have the abusers/spammers - once and for all - be removed from posting spam here. It's going to be an uphill battle. I do miss decent posters like you. Hope in due time you anons come back to find a better place here.

Anonymous 08/15/2023 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.47708 del
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I hate you. I hate your existence. I hate your opinions and I hate that you speak

Anonymous 08/15/2023 (Tue) 15:53 [Preview] No.47709 del
Read the verses

>And he said: “Truly I tell you, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven. Therefore, whoever takes the lowly position of this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven.

>You know that in the past you were living in a worthless way, a way passed down from the people who lived before you. But you were saved from that useless life. You were bought, not with something that ruins like gold or silver, but with the precious blood of Christ, who was like a pure and perfect lamb.

>21 But now apart from the law the righteousness of God has been made known, to which the Law and the Prophets testify. 22 This righteousness is given through faith in Jesus Christ to all who believe. There is no difference between Jew and Gentile, 23 for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, 24 and all are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus. 25 God presented Christ as a sacrifice of atonement, through the shedding of his blood—to be received by faith. He did this to demonstrate his righteousness, because in his forbearance he had left the sins committed beforehand unpunished— 26 he did it to demonstrate his righteousness at the present time, so as to be just and the one who justifies those who have faith in Jesus.

>present time

Anonymous 08/15/2023 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.47710 del
“Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.”

Anonymous 08/16/2023 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.47790 del
someone here is extremely mentally ill

Anonymous 08/16/2023 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.47791 del
ignore the mentally ill retard

Anonymous 08/16/2023 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.47793 del
what is 1+2?

Anonymous 08/16/2023 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.47794 del
It's three of-course!

Anonymous 08/16/2023 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.47795 del
Have a nice life. Bye bye.

Anonymous 08/16/2023 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.47796 del

I done it again, huh?

Anonymous 08/18/2023 (Fri) 03:03 [Preview] No.47941 del
You still around OP?

Anonymous 11/13/2023 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.48799 del
miss these good old threads

Anonymous 11/14/2023 (Tue) 05:17 [Preview] No.48810 del
Still here. Still drinking.

Anonymous 11/14/2023 (Tue) 18:45 [Preview] No.48822 del
I don't drink during the day, but I will admit I'm a hardcore alcoholic at night time. Sadly it's the only thing that seems to keep me looking forward to living anymore. I feel good, a sense of relief when I drink hard booze. Honestly I do not have it that bad fortunately, I am middle class. It's just that I'm way past my prime, I'm getting old, many friends I once had in the past died, a couple ended up in prison and some just broke ways and are living their own lives now. The couple friends I still have live far away, I do not get to hang out with them as often as I would like to. I have a family but they are keeping to themselves more often. Image boards seem dead as shit today, nothing much to talk about anyway, everyone knows the world has taken a turn for the worst. I guess I'm just learning to let go of it, I'll keep drinking till I die from some health issue, so be it. I'm learning not to care anymore.

Anonymous 01/04/2024 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.49372 del
Are you really the OP?

Anonymous 02/14/2024 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.49975 del
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>still no anser

Oghey still bumping this thread because it's a End/b/ classic

Anonymous 02/14/2024 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.50013 del
Same here.

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Anonymous 02/22/2024 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.50126 del
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It's 1am, and I've been drinking white-wine spritzers since 4pm. Life is good.

Anonymous 02/22/2024 (Thu) 16:48 [Preview] No.50134 del
I drank about a half bottle of whiskey last night, made some mix drinks as well (old fashions, rob roys and rusty nails). Got pretty drunk but not stupid drunk. If I go over 375ml of whiskey I start getting too drunk so I cut it around half bottle.

Anonymous 02/26/2024 (Mon) 16:11 [Preview] No.50200 del
oh look see I can do this too

Anonymous 02/28/2024 (Wed) 17:16 [Preview] No.50233 del
Going to have me a glass of 3oz dry gin mixed with 2oz coconut liqueur tonight. Maybe followed by a couple glasses of bourbon on the rocks before I settle down and watch something before going to bed. I have the choice to keep watching the old Sea Hunt show on DVD, or watching a movie (if I can manage to stay awake).

Anonymous 03/09/2024 (Sat) 12:49 [Preview] No.50371 del
I drank a lot last night, now going to pound some vitamins & nutrients for the brain this morning to reduce the hangover.

Anonymous 03/09/2024 (Sat) 18:00 [Preview] No.50384 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FTFtinWyiu0 [Embed]

Anonymous 03/14/2024 (Thu) 01:06 [Preview] No.50440 del
Unfortunately I can no longer drink beer, it bloats my stomach up and I feel cramped like I overate. Same thing even with light beer. However booze does not bother me so I stick with the booze and mixed drinks today. Is it a gluten issue? Don't know but at least I can still drink.

Anonymous 03/14/2024 (Thu) 21:05 [Preview] No.50464 del
Either you need some work done on your stomach or intestine. Or your liver's about to give out anon.

Maybe go to a doctor

Anonymous 03/15/2024 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.50475 del
I probably should have my liver checked out. I'm an alcoholic who has been drinking booze every other night for well over 30 years now. I never drink during day time hours, only about every other night, with seldom two to three night breaks. I currently have no idea the condition my liver is in right now. I assume it is at the very least fatty. However, I do not seem to have any problems with sickness or bad health. I still take vitamins and nutrients every day. I get proper hydration (including electrolytes via water-infused nutrient supplements). I take curcumin every day (a natural anti-inflammatory which is also known to slow down cancer cell growth). I eat mostly organic food and buy fresh meat locally from farmer markets. I do get sunlight and exercise too. Granted my alcoholism, all of that other stuff is probably the sole reason I am still alive today.

Anonymous 03/15/2024 (Fri) 16:28 [Preview] No.50477 del
Some vodochka in Friday night.

Anonymous 03/19/2024 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.50516 del
Tonight will be my fourth night not having any booze, refraining for a little while, hopefully a week without any will help my liver recover even just a little bit would be good.

Anonymous 03/20/2024 (Wed) 04:37 [Preview] No.50526 del
YOU got this.
More Healthiness is what feels the best.

Anonymous 03/22/2024 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.50541 del
Well I did bad last night lol. Got absolutely smashed off some bourbon and drambuie mixed drinks.

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