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Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 10:08:04 [Preview] No. 39620
non-official alcohol / drinking thread
what are you drinkin /b/?
right now i'm drunk off of new amsterdam gin & generic (staterbros) tonic water + UV blue vodka
additionally, how are you doing currently? i'm bretty gud, eating food as i wright this image related; the yellow is generic mustard

Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 10:09:41 [Preview] No.39621 del
fuck, i always forget which order to select the images in, it always feels to backwards (i meant for the 2nd image to be first)

Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 23:41:34 [Preview] No.39623 del
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Tanqueray & tonic && a boatload of home-cooked chicc'n.

Anonymous 05/11/2022 (Wed) 02:47:58 [Preview] No.39632 del
Nothing for now. May get some cheap beer later

Anonymous 05/29/2022 (Sun) 14:34:25 [Preview] No.39800 del
OP here, still getting ahniakated

Anonymous 05/29/2022 (Sun) 14:37:46 [Preview] No.39801 del
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fyuck, didn't mean to send that
i'll repeat: OP here, still getting annihilated off gin & tonic
this time i got pizza rolls
in retrospect its only appropriate that i used the wrong image & negligently posted previous pos, this is a drinking thread

Anonymous 05/30/2022 (Mon) 13:29:54 [Preview] No.39807 del
water with amphetamine
Thinking to buy Campary and some cider

Anonymous 06/11/2022 (Sat) 22:58:09 [Preview] No.39875 del
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currently drunk off asian plum wine, and filled with shashimi sushi & salmon roe
very enjoyable

Anonymous 07/15/2022 (Fri) 01:37:48 [Preview] No.40289 del
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Guess how much gin I can put into my liver in one night.

Anonymous 08/02/2022 (Tue) 17:31:49 [Preview] No.40486 del
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OP here, again
currently drinking a gin & tonic, made with 1 & 1 shot of tanqueray & glendalough rose gin
i also put 10 small manzanilla olives in it too; the olives don't ruin the taste, to me at least, i like them
its quite good; pairs well with nicotine too

Anonymous 08/03/2022 (Wed) 11:23:28 [Preview] No.40498 del
Just a thought: what if you skipped the gin for a weekend and bought some cleaning supplies for the squalor that surrounds you. You may then drum up the energy to get a job and buy a desk and chair.

Anonymous 08/03/2022 (Wed) 11:50:39 [Preview] No.40499 del
being drunk is one of the few things that makes me happy anymore, allows my back to not be in pain, and stops me from PTSD having nightmares
cleaning is a fools errand in the shithole i live in, i'm used to it anyways, so no reason to change that
i also work domestic security, so i already got a job
i'm quite comfortable without a legit desk & chair too

Anonymous 08/04/2022 (Thu) 17:31:49 [Preview] No.40514 del

Anonymous 08/04/2022 (Thu) 18:22:54 [Preview] No.40515 del
oh wow that thing has nutrition facts

Anonymous 08/28/2022 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.40838 del
drinking hard cider, first time i've had it too
also eating some weird fig & olive crackers, they're good though

Anonymous 08/28/2022 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.40842 del
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Segura Viudas schparkling wine stuff from somewhere in Spain. Pretty good at 9am on the Lord's Day.

Anonymous 08/28/2022 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.40845 del
sparkling wine?
that's just wine gone bad

Anonymous 08/28/2022 (Sun) 18:32 [Preview] No.40847 del
Did y'all watch RoboCop?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IvDNfFVpvZI [Embed]

Anonymous 08/28/2022 (Sun) 18:34 [Preview] No.40848 del
Ya gotta watch RoboCop

Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.40862 del
>Did y'all watch RoboCop?

yeah it's a pretty good movie. The sequels, not so much

Anonymous 08/31/2022 (Wed) 19:42 [Preview] No.40966 del
i like how robocop shoots guy's cocks off
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GQPcZ7QQBlE [Embed]

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 18:57 [Preview] No.40969 del
This is my Sheriff's department. Seriously I need to kill myself. I can't be around these people knowing I'm ruled by scum. Every last one of them is fat.

The pigly one to the left of the guy with "S.E.R.T." on his cap has to be the dumbest of them all. I've met him.

These people make me want to kill myself. I don't want to be ruled by scum.

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 19:00 [Preview] No.40970 del
Omfg. Are you serious? Anthony Vaughn is a reserve deputy? GTFO of here for real. I'm done, man. That's the guy that sends me disability checks against my will. I am done, dude. This is no joke. I clicked through the pictures and there he was. I had no idea he was a reserve sheriff's deputy.

I'm done playing the game, dude. You all deserve death.

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 19:00 [Preview] No.40971 del
On the far right

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 19:18 [Preview] No.40972 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pQKGKrVZ72U [Embed]

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 19:22 [Preview] No.40973 del
"You are under arrest, dirtbag"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kb1_38445vA [Embed]

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 19:26 [Preview] No.40974 del
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The Word became a human being and lived with us,
and we saw his Sh’khinah,
the Sh’khinah of the Father’s only Son,
full of grace and truth.

Now I'm going to kill you. It's a vendetta. RoboCop is fascism for Liberals. We want to murder you. I've seen what you've done. You think this is a joke. I hate gentiles. It's not a joke.

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 19:29 [Preview] No.40975 del
Murder every gentile making use of whatever means you can. White European gentiles. Kill them. I've had my fill of their strong-voiced "oh didn't get you there" platitudes. Just kill them.

“And I will lay my vengeance upon Edom by the hand of my people Israel: and they shall do in Edom according to mine anger and according to my fury; and they shall know my vengeance, saith the Lord GOD.”

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 19:30 [Preview] No.40976 del
"Oh this is out of my jurisdiction". Just kill them.

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 19:42 [Preview] No.40977 del
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Here's what I looked like at prime shut your fucking mouth mode. They want me to be shit. Kill them. Kill all gentiles and especially those around me.

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 19:45 [Preview] No.40978 del
Ron Wade. Your faith means nothing. Kill yourself.

My grandmother is a gentile and she loves when gentiles tell me what I'm doing wrong according to them. Kill all gentiles. You have the all-clear from God. Kill all gentiles no holds barred. They sit there and cause undue anger from those they are subject to. They say I am incompetent. Kill all gentile. White people. Kill them indiscriminately.


Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 19:50 [Preview] No.40979 del
John Keith Confer. If you do not do something you will be held accountable. You are going to have to do something now. If you want to be counted amongst the Lord's assembly, do it now. Get rid of them.

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 20:00 [Preview] No.40980 del
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As for my grandmother who is a gentile, make her suffer the most as she has made me suffer. Make her die a horrible death.

What an evil piece of non-Jewish garbage

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 20:03 [Preview] No.40981 del
She has terrible dementia and she makes me want to die every day. Kill her. What a joke of a person.

I'm tired of dealing with other humans because it always brings me trouble. Guess what? It's never going to get better, it's going to get more brazen and angry. Go the fuck away unless you want me to murder you. You are garbage if you're a gentile. I despise you more than life. Jews have made mistakes, but I understand why they do what they do. They hate gentiles, and yes, God hates gentiles way more than Jews. You are annoying scum. Esau. Disgusting individuals, liars, and trash especially.

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 20:07 [Preview] No.40983 del

I despise you fuckers so fucking much. I HATE cops who have no idea what is going on. Judges too. I DESPISE you for not having a fucking clue, being obsessed with your own little shitty world of trash heap. I want you to die.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=I7XHygPKbYI [Embed]

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 20:09 [Preview] No.40984 del
"Oh wow, he's replying to me angrily. I had better tone it down so I don't sound angry in reply."

That is Anthony Vaughn's reply. I want you to fucking croak. I am a Jew. You are a gentile. You are garbage and God says so too. Repent or die you fucking worthless scum, your son is a retard.

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 20:10 [Preview] No.40985 del
So I declared on oath in my anger, ‘They shall never enter my rest.’” For forty years I was angry with that generation; I said, ‘They are a people whose hearts go astray, and they have not known my ways.’

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 20:13 [Preview] No.40986 del
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Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 20:27 [Preview] No.40987 del
Your best chance of survival is to do absolutely doing because everyone else does absolutely everything. This is America, and in America we do everything to the extreme so as to get results. So when we kill you it's not personal, it's cultural. DO NOT become angry with me or I'm calling the cops.


Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 20:27 [Preview] No.40988 del
is to do absolutely nothing*

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 20:32 [Preview] No.40989 del
The way to get around being an ex-boyfriend is to never have been a boyfriend in the first place. In other words, never date a person, especially a female. You never really know what another person is going to bring to the table in incorrect fashion. I'm serious. Don't talk to people. Leech off them if you must, but never make contact with people, not even a hello. A hello invites them into your space to take advantage of you, which humans are prone to do. Go far away from them because they surely want something.

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 20:36 [Preview] No.40990 del
I'M SERIOUS. WHATEVER you DO, DO NOT court a young woman. You will get shot by her father and no one will bat an eye. This is how America likes it because whenever someone bleeds out it gives politicians an erection of their penis.

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 20:40 [Preview] No.40991 del
Look at how disgusting and ugly she is.

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 20:43 [Preview] No.40992 del
Look at how disgusting and ugly this gentile is

Funny how they don't take me seriously

I told that faggot Vaughn I was a Jew. He simply went, "ohmmm".

What a faggot gentile fuck

Kill yourself before God does it

They've already said, "we are against you". Die. Die now. You destroy families and lives. Die now.

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.40993 del
God hates cops. God loves Jews. Cops are gentiles who are using and abusing Jewish law for their own benefit and unfairness.

Anonymous 09/01/2022 (Thu) 21:40 [Preview] No.40994 del
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look at this shit
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the spam in these threads is fucking terrible
its like Francis E. Dec came back to life
why is this allowed?

Anonymous 09/02/2022 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.40999 del
Hmm. Full text archive of as much of Dec's writing as we can find piped through dadadodo might be a good start.

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 04:27 [Preview] No.41008 del
Because I have nowhere else to post as I'm banned on all other sites. I chewed that cop out and told him I'm a Jew - he thought I was a Nazi - and I told him I don't speak to anyone (he wondered why I never called him for funds he gives me for disability, he's a payee service guy as well as a cop) and he just said, "oh". I told him I never speak to anyone because no matter what I say I get in trouble with someone or someone calls the cops. I'm paranoid to even go outside in my front yard because inevitably someone calls the cops. As I was talking to him, I shit you not, my grandmother said, "hang up the phone or I'll call the police".

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 04:28 [Preview] No.41009 del
I told him I told my mother I didn't want disability payments, but they signed me up for it anyway. I felt as though I was being railroaded, being a Jew and all. They persecute me and treat me unfairly all the time, even members of my own family.

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 04:29 [Preview] No.41010 del
Though mistreated, he was submissive —
he did not open his mouth.
Like a lamb led to be slaughtered,
like a sheep silent before its shearers,
he did not open his mouth.
8 After forcible arrest and sentencing,
he was taken away;
and none of his generation protested
his being cut off from the land of the living
for the crimes of my people,
who deserved the punishment themselves.
9 He was given a grave among the wicked;
in his death he was with a rich man.

Although he had done no violence
and had said nothing deceptive,
10 yet it pleased Adonai to crush him with illness,
to see if he would present himself as a guilt offering.
If he does, he will see his offspring;
and he will prolong his days;
and at his hand Adonai’s desire
will be accomplished.
11 After this ordeal, he will see satisfaction.
“By his knowing [pain and sacrifice],
my righteous servant makes many righteous;
it is for their sins that he suffers.
12 Therefore I will assign him a share with the great,
he will divide the spoil with the mighty,
for having exposed himself to death
and being counted among the sinners,
while actually bearing the sin of many
and interceding for the offenders.”

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 04:33 [Preview] No.41011 del
Donald Trump is the antichrist. That is why God had me present myself as a Nazi. You're all fucked. Synchronically the Biden speech was given that evening against MAGA

>The coming of the lawless one will be in accordance with how Satan works. He will use all sorts of displays of power through signs and wonders that serve the lie, and all the ways that wickedness deceives those who are perishing. They perish because they refused to love the truth and so be saved. For this reason God sends them a powerful delusion so that they will believe the lie and so that all will be condemned who have not believed the truth but have delighted in wickedness

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.41012 del
Oh, also, calling him and first saying, "I didn't know you were a Sheriff's deputy", had him respond throughout the call with, "that's out of my jurisdiction". As soon as I talked about not wanting the disability payments and asking him to cancel them he turned into a cop who looked down upon me, calling me "bud", which I told him not to call me.

He's prideful.

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.41013 del
Remember, these are the guys who arrested me and sent me to prison for making a Nazi joke about a Mulatto beauty pageant winner. The charge was Criminal Threat, which by its own title is a paradox. A threat of a crime cannot be a crime.

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.41014 del
All I have to say to that is: "get the fuck outta here, dude!"

>“Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels."

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.41015 del
We need more RoboCop.


If I could be RoboCop I'd do it. That's the selflessness and heroism it requires.

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.41016 del
When Adolf yelled he was close, but no cigar. King Saul reincarnated

Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law


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Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.41018 del
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This from /pol/

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.41019 del
Disgusting. I hid my own post. You gentile scum have a lot to learn. You are disgusting for even touching her.

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post this shit in a different thread, not a thread about drinking & relaxing
im so fucking tired of seeing this scizo shit being spammed, and the admins doing nothing about it
it literally breaks rule 3 of this website

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.41021 del
What are you going to do about it you little faggot bitch?

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.41022 del
Wanna play Smash Brothers or summat? I'm British! Why are you attacking a humble English man tossing out terms like schizo! You should be ashamed of yourself

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.41023 del
i could whine directly to the admins, but i don't care enough to do that
this sounds like it was written by a bot

Anonymous 09/03/2022 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.41024 del
You guys are no fun. I'm done playing with you

Anonymous 09/19/2022 (Mon) 21:57 [Preview] No.41536 del
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OP here, again
drinking my usual
currently watching "Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal"
its a good show, i like it so far, very much recommend
i've been sick for the last 3 weeks with an annoying cold
i'm tired of coughing, but its let up so far, by the end of the week it should be gone, only allergies left then
its also been getting colder where i live, but is is of course september; i do like fall though, its such a nice time of year

Anonymous 09/20/2022 (Tue) 03:44 [Preview] No.41540 del
I'm drinking some wine

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