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Anonymous 11/14/2025 (Fri) 23:00 [Preview] No. 72392 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Last night i realized that if i lost my virginity, i would have to apologize for every time i interacted with a moid in person. Apologize to a lying, violent sadist who brings nothing to the table

Anyway, am i the only one who wants to fuck james madison??? Pls
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Anonymous 11/15/2025 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.72403 del
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>>72398
I AM a virgin. Women have self-control, it is our defining characteristic.
I realized that a moid would want me to apologize for every time I talked to a moid.
Moids think that not responding is consent, and that saying "no" is also consent. It's literally impossible for a woman or girl to avoid being approached unless she NEVER goes outside
I tried looking it up, and I only saw people simping for James Madison from the hamilton musical. He's black, so he obviously looks nothing like the James Madison i wanna fuck.

>>72402
... Moids brag about the fact that they are simple creatures who never grow up.


Anonymous 11/15/2025 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.72405 del
>>72403
>I realized that a moid would want me to apologize for every time I talked to a moid.

oh ok that would be a shitty man then.

>>72403
>Moids think that not responding is consent, and that saying "no" is also consent.

indeed a huge problem in our society.
i agree


Anonymous 11/15/2025 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.72409 del
>>72405
All moids are shitty.
They are literally all the same. They are solely motivated by hunger, hatred, and horniness.


Anonymous 11/15/2025 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.72411 del
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>>72409
I would hope you do not rant like this in public, it would be the sole reason you have no friends and no fun.


Anonymous 11/15/2025 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.72427 del
>>72411
indeed.
al tho its interesting to see the "male-hate" ideas. as the internet is full of incel "women-hate" ideas.
its the reason I go to sites like these, freedom of speech, new ideas


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Anonymous 06/05/2024 (Wed) 02:23 [Preview] No. 51918 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
WEBM porn thread.

Rules: No gay porn. No tranny porn. No CP, no scat, no gore, no other extreme fetishes or anything illegal. Ages 18+ only. Straight softcore and hardcore porn welcome. Lesbians welcome if the women are hot.

If you post some good ones, I'll post more of the good ones I have saved. If not, this thread will be left to die.

Go for it.
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Anonymous 04/24/2025 (Thu) 20:22 [Preview] No.68299 del
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I miss 4chan man...


Anonymous 04/24/2025 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.68357 del
>>51918

sauce on the first?


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Anonymous 10/24/2025 (Fri) 22:13 [Preview] No. 71868 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
how to cope with unlimited loneliness?

It's my birthday edition
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Anonymous 10/28/2025 (Tue) 16:36 [Preview] No.71952 del
A late Happy Birthday anon. Do you live near anyone? I could understand you are lonely if you have no one nearby and you live isolated in the country on a farm house, otherwise if you live in a community you should go out to some events and meet people. There are always those like you who want to socialize with others. Your next best pal could theoretically live right next door to you and you never knew it because you never had to courage to try talking to them. Never know until you try.


Anonymous 10/28/2025 (Tue) 21:43 [Preview] No.71956 del
>>71952

I live in a big city so my neighbors change often and stuff, they're also all much older than me, my only way to relate to others is through college


Anonymous 10/30/2025 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.71972 del
>>71956
College town huh? You need to meet someone, maybe at a bar some weekend night. If you meet the right person and they enjoy your company, you might get invited to a party. Don't get too drunk though it's easy to screw up and ruin your reputation that way. If people find you funny and cool to hang around with you might even get laid. Think of it similar to high school years, pretty much same principle but you're older now.


Anonymous 11/04/2025 (Tue) 19:40 [Preview] No.72109 del
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need to punish this gender for being nothing but lying violent sadists by pegging this retard until he bleeds and threatening to shoot his wife and beating him with a chair and throwing him down the basement stairs and making him eat me out and wear a pink maid dress and shoving a hanger up his ass and drinking his milk and he's gonna forget that he wanted anything else


Anonymous 11/14/2025 (Fri) 02:47 [Preview] No.72358 del
if you stop thinking about it maybe it will go away


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Anonymous 11/11/2025 (Tue) 04:17 [Preview] No. 72272 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
so i'm sure at least some people know kiwifarms, who is the faggor spamming cp on every website from here to china and back?
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Anonymous 11/13/2025 (Thu) 03:03 [Preview] No.72316 del
>>72308
>Why would someone risk going to jail over some retarded board drama?

1. because they are retarded
and
2. because it works, ive seen two if not more boards being shut down (temporarily or permanent) because of this shit


Anonymous 11/13/2025 (Thu) 13:55 [Preview] No.72332 del
>>72308
>Why
here's mine
1. user has enough knowledge and ai support to feel safe
2. he be crazy and cant let things go
3. already did small time shit and got away with and since he be crazy he learnt he's god


Anonymous 11/14/2025 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.72353 del
>>72272
>>72279
>>72303
>>72308
The CP spam on endchan (and on most websites) is normally from people trying to make money. The CP spam posts have urls listed in the image and/or the post because they are advertisements.

Read this thread from a staff member of many imageboards who had to deal with it: https://trashchan.xyz/meta/thread/374.html


Anonymous 11/14/2025 (Fri) 01:46 [Preview] No.72354 del
>>72299
>Although both websites are related in some way or another, it's not the same spammer.
>Trannyfarms' spammer is doing for the lolz and it's working, good stuff.
They are indeed different spammers. The KF/4chan spammer seems to have a personal grudge against those sites.
>The spam here is automated but not targeted.
Nope, it's not always automated. A lot of the CP spam is usually a person solving the CAPTCHA and getting around wordfilters in order to spam their CP advertisement.


Anonymous 11/14/2025 (Fri) 02:01 [Preview] No.72355 del
>>72303
>yeah there lots of c'p spammers like that sadly. Its also a technique used by normies and haters to take down sites. they post illegal shit and then report the site. I've seen imageboards go down like this, its sad.
>>72316
>2. because it works, ive seen two if not more boards being shut down (temporarily or permanent) because of this shit
I doubt that it works as a tactic. Maybe the admins of the imageboard just get frustrated and give up, but it won't get them seized.

I've reported actual CP sites on the openweb and sometimes their providers won't do anything. Even if they do go down they just hop to another provider. This has also happened with those kiwifarms parody sites that groom kids and distribute CP.


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Anonymous 11/13/2025 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No. 72329 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Can anyone help me finding someone online? I’ve tried all finding people’s websites. Or maybe just point out which is the best way to find them.

He’s a pedo.
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Anonymous 11/13/2025 (Thu) 15:39 [Preview] No.72339 del
or join roblox and pretend to by a minor lol


Anonymous 11/13/2025 (Thu) 15:57 [Preview] No.72340 del
I’m actually trying to find a guy who was talking to a 13 year old boy and got exposed online. I’m actually angry at him cause I tried to help him but he took a giant shit on my head, metaphorically and his idiot boyfriend doesn’t know about the vid.


Anonymous 11/13/2025 (Thu) 16:03 [Preview] No.72341 del
I’m trying to find an specific individual and he wasn’t arrested. He’s not the usual pedo pedo, like some dudes who go after children, but he was talking to a 13 year old kid on Grindr and planned to meet him.


Anonymous 11/13/2025 (Thu) 16:27 [Preview] No.72342 del
>>72341
you should gather any evidence you can find and go to the police.
finding a pedo and beating them up does nothing except giving them a free-out-of-jail-victim-card and makes people hate vigilantes


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Anonymous 11/04/2025 (Tue) 19:44 [Preview] No. 72110 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
youre getting sleepy
youre forgetting about dolley
youd never lay a hand on me
you just want to eat my pussy
you are my loyal servant
you do not fear death
you fear the outdoors


Anonymous 11/05/2025 (Wed) 12:08 [Preview] No.72116 del
Bitch, I shoot guns at various targets for fun. Why would I fear the outdoors when I live rural near the woods and rugged hill side? Show me your pussy.


Anonymous 11/06/2025 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.72136 del
>>72116
you want to shut up
you want to let me peg you


Anonymous 11/06/2025 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.72138 del
>>72116
youre gonna let me bite ur dick off


Anonymous 11/06/2025 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.72141 del
>>72138
Why bite it off when you'll end up swallowing it whole anyway?


Anonymous 11/08/2025 (Sat) 18:07 [Preview] No.72186 del
>>72141
I wish i could make james madison give birth to a boy and kill the baby lol


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Deutschland Anonymous 10/25/2025 (Sat) 18:27 [Preview] No. 71891 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
the evolution of Germany
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Anonymous 10/26/2025 (Sun) 19:37 [Preview] No.71924 del
>>71907
We need a modern french revolution


Anonymous 10/27/2025 (Mon) 05:24 [Preview] No.71937 del
>>71924
Before worldwide Obsidian social credit score and central bank digital currency drops by the end of 2025.


Anonymous 11/02/2025 (Sun) 15:42 [Preview] No.72068 del
jamanda er45k6yu


Anonymous 11/03/2025 (Mon) 03:57 [Preview] No.72083 del
>>71923
The guardian sucks though. It's just slop journalism

>>71891
>the evolution of Germany
The dude on the left is still well off in his country and drives his Audi car to work in his company OP.

Meanwhile the people on the far right scrub floors and toilets for Germans in Germany. Like Poles do


Anonymous 11/03/2025 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.72089 del
>>71924
>We need a modern french revolution

the "french" revolution was the worst thing that happened ever dude.


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Missing friend from Session — please help (no doxxing or bullying) Anonymous 07/19/2025 (Sat) 13:14 [Preview] No. 70476 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>>70373

Hey anons, I have an important request.

I knew a girl I met on Session through EndChan (she posted her ID there — 05bd1253df925ff909aaab68a81372841d406f630d13f8717a580902e6b0f7554a — and also a photo that I’m attaching to this post). But one day she suddenly stopped replying and that was it.

Can anyone find out what happened to her? Please, no doxxing, bullying, or anything like that! She’s genuinely a good person and doesn’t deserve any of that. If things look really bad, please repost this on other boards and on 4chan, 8kun, and any other imageboards you can.
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Anonymous 10/12/2025 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.71631 del
If anyone here wants to dox or expose a 20yo virgin nl lover, write me lol
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This is honestly the most amazing thing i have ever seen on the internet. I appreciate everyone for posting a thread about me. Although some of the statements made in it seem exceedingly autistic.

But i have made a couple of good friends, and if you want to say hi, please do so

mmwah!


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>>71568
wise words anon


Anonymous 11/03/2025 (Mon) 03:57 [Preview] No.72082 del
>>71625
You shouldn't trust everything or everyone you meet and see online OP. Just like in the real world.


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Would you approve chemical castration for pedophile abusers? Anonymous 07/03/2025 (Thu) 05:38 [Preview] No. 70308 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Would you approve chemical castration for pedophile abusers?
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Anonymous 07/11/2025 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.70379 del
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>>70346
>hitler was a safe edgy moralcuck redditor
yiiikeesss...


Anonymous 10/28/2025 (Tue) 23:53 [Preview] No.71959 del
>>70308
No, i would only approve the death penalty.
And i know that all moids wanna fuck kids


Anonymous 10/29/2025 (Wed) 00:17 [Preview] No.71960 del
>>71959
well, femoids aren't any better. maybe if they were, we wouldn't want to fuck kids, yk?


Anonymous 10/30/2025 (Thu) 01:50 [Preview] No.71968 del
>>71960
"Surely women want to fuck kids too. Surely I'm not just plain inferior"


Anonymous 10/31/2025 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.71979 del
>>70309
being a fag is more aryan


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