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secured phone please Anonymous 01/11/2026 (Sun) 17:51 [Preview] No. 73897 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm not looking for solutions like installing GrapheneOS on a Pixel phone. Google services will remain enabled. I’m looking for a solution that operates as a separate module and goes far beyond traditional antivirus software; one that can directly detect and block malicious code in RAM, continuously monitor kernel, system, and application files, and instantly detect attempts to infiltrate the system via zero-day and zero-click attacks.
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sage Anonymous 01/19/2026 (Mon) 02:45 [Preview] No.74118 del


Anonymous 01/21/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.74179 del
>>74118
USSA Today.


Anonymous 01/23/2026 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.74231 del
Rescue the USA from Mossad


Anonymous 01/25/2026 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.74277 del
true form islop ai succubus


Anonymous 01/28/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.74334 del
>>74118
Collapse of an empire.



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It is claimed that the skulls of people who say they see jinn contain a brain chip belonging to ✡♿✡♿✡♿✡♿. As examples, it is alleged that Koray Kamacı and İsmail Ernur Yılmaz, who broadcasts on YouTube, have a ✡♿✡♿✡♿✡♿ brain chip in their skulls.

It is claimed that four different tools are used to disable this brain chip: a Tesla coil, an EMP circuit, an electromagnet, and an adjustable frequency generator. It is alleged that when a very powerful electromagnet capable of carrying heavy loads is held against the skull, the chip will be damaged. Similarly, it is claimed that if an EMP circuit is obtained and brought close to the skull, the chip will be harmed.

For the adjustable modular frequency generator to be used, it is stated that a frequency measuring device is first obtained, and the probes of this device are touched to the skull to determine the number of hertz of the square-wave frequency produced by the chip. Then, it is claimed that the detected frequency is entered into the adjustable modular frequency generator, and by touching its frequency output to the skull, the chip is damaged.


Anonymous 01/24/2026 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.74258 del
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Easyfix.


Anonymous 01/24/2026 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.74259 del
✡♿✡♿✡♿✡♿=mossad


Anonymous 01/25/2026 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.74270 del
These can also affect neuron functioning and lead to a decraese in mental capacity, so surgical operation is the safest method.


Anonymous 01/26/2026 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.74293 del
>>74260
CIA's time to be independent from Mossad has come.



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why is it wrong to have sex with your sister?
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Anonymous 10/14/2025 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.71654 del
I don't have a stepsister but I wish I did. We'd be fucking like crazy in secret for years then when parents have split, we'd get married and get into new social circles that don't know we were stepsiblings. Then I'd fuck her pregnant.


Anonymous 10/15/2025 (Wed) 16:09 [Preview] No.71705 del
>>58543
Because people who ask such questions shouldn't breed.


Anonymous 10/15/2025 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.71706 del
>>71157
tl;dr


Anonymous 11/02/2025 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.72069 del
remingtoncorelokt22-250


Anonymous 01/24/2026 (Sat) 17:50 [Preview] No.74261 del
Bumpp



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my productivity thread 111 Anonymous 04/02/2025 (Wed) 00:25 [Preview] No. 57853 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
my productivity thread (ignore i guess)
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Anonymous 09/01/2025 (Mon) 18:04 [Preview] No.70967 del
>>57853
>(ignore i guess)
no


Anonymous 09/05/2025 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.71012 del


Anonymous 11/22/2025 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.72652 del
Americans said that they hated freedom 100 years ago because the environment was dirty, there were murders, and medicine was dangerous, but the US is now a police state and the environment is still dirty, there are still murders, and medicine is still dangerous.


Anonymous 01/24/2026 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.74238 del
>>57853
ok then OP



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Saying every slur i can remember Anonymous 10/12/2025 (Sun) 02:59 [Preview] No. 71621 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Nigga, nigger, chink, chingchong, cracker, no-purpose flour, mayomonkey, faggot, queer, wetback, niglet, common negroid, beaner, borderhopper, do not redeem, dyke, fag, chigger

Comment below which ones I missed
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Anonymous 10/20/2025 (Mon) 04:03 [Preview] No.71789 del
>>71684
Yeah why can't we have a calvin and hobbes comics dump thread instead of OP's meh tier thread? It's way better than seeing OP newfag here.


Anonymous 10/21/2025 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.71803 del
>>71789
If I had more than what I could scrounge up from one or other shitty search engine (and they are all shit) I would.


Anonymous 11/16/2025 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.72454 del
You missed the Jews.


Anonymous 11/16/2025 (Sun) 21:50 [Preview] No.72476 del
Isn't a chigger a mite???


Anonymous 01/24/2026 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.74237 del
>>72476
>>72476
>Isn't a chigger a mite???
Yes it is



it's not over. it never began.
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Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.74054 del
>>73969
Source of images?


Anonymous 01/19/2026 (Mon) 05:58 [Preview] No.74120 del
as a moid am i allowed to also want the top ones or is that bad


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Anonymous 01/21/2026 (Wed) 23:16 [Preview] No.74202 del
>>74159
there are men who like being pegged



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Best method to rope myself? any tips would be helpful


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.74105 del
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>>74046
Take 10 xanax tablets and get drunk


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:16 [Preview] No.74108 del
>>74105
That would probably just knock him out after two hours once the benzos kick in. I used to abuse benzos and get drunk myself when I was addicted many years ago. Glad I got off of them and won't touch them ever again.


Anonymous 01/19/2026 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.74119 del
best method is to not do it at all. go find an artistic outlet, go outside, and find a reason to live.


Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 03:52 [Preview] No.74139 del
>>74046
I'm in the same boat as you...

make sure the drop is 2 meters, (better to be safe than strangle yourself) then you're death will be instant. I'd recommend finding a tree and jumping off, If the drop is too long your head will pop off (still minimal pain though), too short and you'll strangle (a lot of pain).

I would continue to live but I have nowhere to stay with good people.


Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.74166 del
Well, shit man, look a few posts up. That dude looked happy going out.



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Papa Anonymous 10/21/2025 (Tue) 22:22 [Preview] No. 71820 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hip cool papa
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Anonymous 11/19/2025 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.72568 del
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Even school was better back in the day.


Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 15:32 [Preview] No.74154 del
Based boomers got to experience the real America before it all went to complete utter fucking shit.



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How to contact glowniggers and get a reply? Because it seems there is a misunderstanding between us.
If it's not possible to get a reply, can I send message one way?
Should I just write it on computer screen? Or should I post it somewhere?
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Anonymous 01/17/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.74094 del
>>74090
Don't even bother, they're just fucking evil and relish being evil committing treason against us citizens. Best thing you can do is cut ties, cut ties to their corrupt institutions, media, corporate slop, etc.


Anonymous 01/17/2026 (Sat) 16:32 [Preview] No.74096 del
>>74094
I want to cut ties with glowniggers.
But they do stuff to me like
>putting radioactive items in my room
>poisoning my food and water
>following me
>attacking my brain with radio waves
I am not joking or schizo posting, this is real.

I wanted to contact them to talk about this and make them stop. How do I stop them instead?


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.74100 del
Why they keep harming me when I signed a peace deal? I didn't break it. But they didn't specify what are the exact terms of the deal. But in my eyes I didn't break it at all.

I am surprised they don't see the value of my life by looking at my projects, books, thoughts.


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:22 [Preview] No.74111 del
>>74096
You are more than likely being bombarded by 5G wifi, many people who live near 5G towers share the same or similar experiences.


Anonymous 01/19/2026 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.74122 del
>>74111
5G turned my food water into brown?
Also, my issues increased when
1. I unhacked my PC.
2. I wrote a book (but didn't publish it yet).



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Very Graphic Protest Suicide Anonymous 11/28/2025 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No. 72882 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Italy. A 24-year-old young man committed suicide in protest during the hysteria surrounding the COVID lockdown. He demonstratively told the world to "fuck you all" for his life being ruined by the COVID lockdown. Italy adopted the strictest lockdown measures in all of Europe, and the first.
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Anonymous 12/24/2025 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.73528 del
So hot. I want to fuck his corpse. Already fapped a few times.


Anonymous 01/05/2026 (Mon) 14:36 [Preview] No.73724 del
Is this what people mean when they say "Twink death"?


Anonymous 01/08/2026 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.73791 del
I wonder who uploaded the video after his death?


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.74106 del
>>72884
Why are you looking for meaning where there is none


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.74107 del
>>74106
He decided to kill himself and livestreamed it. So there HAD to be a meaning. People who livestream their suicides want attention. He wanted attention of very graphic and standing out death.