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Anonymous 05/25/2024 (Sat) 13:12 [Preview] No. 51751
I want a bf from US what should I do?

Or Canada\EU


Anonymous 05/25/2024 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.51752 del
YOU'RE USING TOO MUCH!!
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Anonymous 05/25/2024 (Sat) 17:12 [Preview] No.51753 del
Marry a fucking pineapple.


Anonymous 05/25/2024 (Sat) 19:10 [Preview] No.51756 del
>>51753
wdym?


Anonymous 05/28/2024 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.51775 del
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1. go to those places
2. find boyfriend


Anonymous 05/28/2024 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.51776 del
Whether you are a boy or girl, don't be afraid to ask someone out or to hang around those you like. Be persistent, typically if people realize you admire them enough you'll eventually have the opportunity to get laid. It's simply human nature to seek love.


Anonymous 05/29/2024 (Wed) 00:14 [Preview] No.51781 del
>>51751
>I want a bf from US what should I do?

1) set up a box trap
2) put a hamburger as bait
3) wait. amerigans will come to you

ur welcome OP


Anonymous 07/15/2024 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.52560 del
>>51751
If you are halfway decent looking just ask a guy you think is a stud if he wants his dick sucked. Don't let others hear you though, pull him aside and ask him sometime, perhaps at some party or public gathering. I'm pretty sure you would find your next lucky boyfriend that way. No guy in his right mind turns away a blowjob unless the woman is absolutely ape-shit ugly.


Anonymous 08/30/2024 (Fri) 22:05 [Preview] No.53379 del
step one: give up, the world is a shithole


Anonymous 09/02/2024 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No.53399 del
As long as you are not ugly, just tell a dude you like you want to get fucked and chances are you will hit it off.



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