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Epic hero Anonymous 01/15/2026 (Thu) 04:33 [Preview] No. 74034
>be riding on muh motorcycle at night
>see two retards tryna rape some girl
>(me) "stand back, foul creatures!" I say this while holding my gun
>(girl) "it's zone fighter!"
>(me) "yeah, that's my name. Don't wear it out."
>I shoot retard number one
>I shoot retard number two
>(girl)"thank you, zone fighter! I love you!"
>(me) "nobody loves, darling. We just survive." Pushes off of her and rides off

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