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Anonymous 03/28/2026 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No. 76057
what would you wish for with a genie?
>a job that lets me choose my hours
>james madison marries me
>james madison is weaker than a woman


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 01:54 [Preview] No.76068 del
1. 100 tiny jews in a snowglobe
2. no jews on the planet except for the snowglobe


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.76078 del
Her to become my sex slave for life. 1 Billion dollars to buy whatever the hell I want the rest of my life. Removal of corrupt politicians from all positions of power.


Anonymous 03/29/2026 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.76081 del
>>76078
how'd you gonna buy politicians from all yo mone then?


Anonymous 03/30/2026 (Mon) 13:45 [Preview] No.76100 del
>>76081
That is one of the biggest problems we have today in America. Everyone is up for sale. There is no integrity, no ethics, no moral, not even remorse anymore. When you can bribe whole governments to oppress their people for your own selfish benefit you no longer live in a free or prosperous country. You live in a third world failed state and that is what the US has become.


Anonymous 04/06/2026 (Mon) 00:04 [Preview] No.76385 del
1. The number of hours also determines your pay, needing to still be working 9 to 5 to afford rent.
2. Cool
3. He is weaker than a pro-wrestler woman, being able to whip your ass


Anonymous 04/11/2026 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.76651 del
>>76385
1: i live with my mom, most ppl my age do
3: girl, you know that's not what "a woman" means.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.77367 del
>>76057
Easily, I'd ask for as much power as they could give me without infringing upon my liberty in the process.

Why get a genie to grant me wishes when he could make me capable of granting my own wishes for myself?

A lot of the rules of a genie usually make no sense, fitting that the Disney Aladdin pulled them out of Bob igers asshole to serve the plot.

In the original Aladdin story, there were two genies, a lesser one of the ring, and a greater one of the lamp, and the greater one was unable to do one thing which was to give to Aladdin the egg of a roc bird.

The roc was a giant bird that was also a god who had power over the genie of the lamp. So the wish could not be made to retrieve one of its eggs to give to the sultan.

Oh, and another thing, there was this story about an old man and his wife.

The old man loves to fish, and catches a magical talking fish that promises him anything he can imagine in exchange for letting him go. Old dude let's the fish go without asking for anything.

He goes home and tells his wife, who then makes him ask for more and more stuff.

To be rich, to be young again, to be beautiful, to be the queen, to have a great empire, to be the pope, and then to be the replacement for god.

The fish grants all but the last, upon which he reverts all the wishes granted and sends the old man home to his wife, having lost all they had gained by always asking for more.

That's why I want to know what the upper limit on what's on offer would be.

Additionally, ever watched the first wishmaster movie? That was a good one.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.77370 del
a friend


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.77380 del
>>77370
I feel you.


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.77439 del
>>76057
im a simple man
>being able to change how I want to look
>change my personality
>and maybe 3000 dollars in my bank account for a gaming set up



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