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Anonymous 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No. 77241
looking for friends
lonely… asf
@hikkabuse
;3


Anonymous 05/03/2026 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.77242 del
I’m retarded I mean
@hikikabuse


Anonymous 05/03/2026 (Sun) 20:23 [Preview] No.77251 del
good luck on your friend search. i wouldn't even know what place has usernames with an @ in front but it's probably not a place i care for.


Anonymous 05/04/2026 (Mon) 13:39 [Preview] No.77256 del
>>77251
Jesus is it not obvious it’s disc ??? Whatever thanks


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 17:56 [Preview] No.77346 del
>>77256
>Jesus is it not obvious it’s disc ???

how is it obvious? there is tons of places it could be that i don't use and don't understand. that's why i am on an imageboard you know...

there is discord which is complete shit because they want some verification with ID and if you use that you are cattle.

then there is instagram, which was bought by facebook, so that's dirt.

there is tiktok which recently was bought by some evil genociding lizardperson.

there is twitter which is also billionaire-owned for-profit technocracy.

there are more places like snapchat that could also use @ in the username, you are probably way better informed about this then i am. i just like to type. i have a real keyboard and typing on it is fun for me. is way better then holding a little shit device in your hand and tapping on the touchscreen, trying to write as short as possible.

how is the friend search going, tell me because when i was young i was very popular, in theory there is nobody better to talk to on how to find friends then me.


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 22:30 [Preview] No.77351 del
>>77346
Well Sorry,, I’m pretty bad at texting,,, it’s Going Okay. There’s some Bad people here and there, blah blah, would you like to be friends?


Anonymous 05/07/2026 (Thu) 22:54 [Preview] No.77352 del
>>77346
Not the anon you responded to but I feel the exact same way, cannot stand most social media. The only thing I do like is watching Youtube and Rumble videos from time to time. Most of the internet sucks today and for the most part I just stick to imageboards, obscure sites and p2p/torrent networks.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.77366 del
Are you guis SRS?
The @ here is not a parr of her username, the username is likely just hikkabuse.

I don't like it, theres the word "abuse" in there, and the "a" in it is also a part of the word that comes before which is "hikka", which to me is likely slang for "hikkikomori".

Highly sus. IMO.

What kind of desperately lonely loser falls for this bait? Its likely to lead to jail.

BTW, girl is azn or ha/pa, not into that. Even if she were of age I'd not hit it. (We know what "friend" is likely implying here, right?)

But we know its actually an obese old man with a neckbeard laying out the catfish.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.77371 del
>>77351
>would you like to be friends

people wanted to be friends with me all my life and i have learned that what most people consider friendship and what i consider friendship is so incompatibly different that using the word friendship to describe both these completely different concepts is a bad idea, a shortcut to disappointment so to speak.

you could say that there is this romantic idea of pure archetypical friendship with the pleasant feeling of mutual company and shared experiences. i agree this exists and it is even baked into the human emotions but this feeling quickly fades and turns into unfairness since most people don't care about the freindship and instead intend to abuse the romantic idea of friendship to turn it into a platform on which to install beneficial agreements. when people first meet you and like you, they are all warm, nice, pleasant and respectful of your boundaries, preferences and decisions. but as the facade of friendship begins to erode to expose the alterior motives, this respect will fade, disgraceful, urgency and emergencies increase and the generosity with which you accepted someone as a friend will soon be treated as a weakness to be capitalized and parasited upon.

then there is also the trajectory of the person who wants to be your friend. let's say i am on a positive improvement trajectory and the person who wants to be my friend is on a negative (self-)destruction trajectory, i already know now that i will literally driven apart from this person because the conveyorbelts i stand on and the other person stands on are driving in opposite directions. when i was younger i didn't know this. i just thought friendship is friendship. if you like someone and vibe with someone, i should be this person's friend. well it's not that easy i have learned.

i found out how to make lots of friends, that's easy to me and i am sure you will figure it out eventually. the thing i have to say that might surprise you is that having friends is not all that desirable and usually works against you. this state of being alone, not having friends, it really isn't all that bad i have found. when you become the person everyone wants to be friends with you expect it to be heaven but it is quite the disappointing place. i better not write too long because this might already reach tldr territory for you.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.77372 del
>>77352
>and for the most part I just stick to imageboards, obscure sites and p2p/torrent networks.

you could go to the physical library irl or even better you could go to makerspaces/hackerspaces or repair-cafe near you. there are websites where you can look if any meetings are being held where you live like this one.

https://wiki.hackerspaces.org/List_of_Hacker_Spaces

i found out about this so late. i remember an old fart telling me about it 10 years ago and i regret not going sooner.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.77373 del
>>77366
>But we know its actually an obese old man with a neckbeard laying out the catfish.

yeah there is a lot of that going on unfortunately. people who nobody wants to meet trying to trick others into meeting. problem with these people is they genuinely believe other people are the key to make their life better. that's not true. the exact opposite is true. living a better life is the key to people. they have life backwards.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.77379 del
>>77371
Are you autistic? Probably a mental normie. You sound like one.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.77384 del
>>77379
>Are you autistic? Probably a mental normie. You sound like one.


just by you accepting the validity of the word autism i am convinced you'd not be able to tell who is autistic and who is not. there is no need to think in terms of these modern narrtaive buzzwords. humans have been existing for hundreds of thousands of years, yet you place such disproportionate importance on this word that some uniformed henchmen came up a few seconds ago as if it was the answer to understanding humans.

you know humans were doing fine without the word autism and before you step to me wanting to talk about autism, you better come prepared and defend the validity of the concept because if you can not defend your principles in front of me, you lose the privilege to talk to me.

when the concept of autism is the answer, what was the question and why could it only have been autism and not something else? i am afraid if you can't answer that, you are too stupid to talk to me because i wouldn't talk to anyone unable to defend his principles.


Anonymous 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.77386 del
>>77371
sure, balance is better than too many. but i'm on 0 now. actually, it's feels negative. no friends and enemies all around. i live in a very hostile and toxic social environment (russia) so every person around is a snitch or conman. they believe in nothing, play roles and lie all the time. if you try to find a friend too actively, these snakes are always first in line. they want to get close to make you do something, or steal money. i'd like that kind of feeling of mutual company and shared experience with any person who does not have an ulterior motive, does not hide anything or plays a role of good citizen. and there is none. it's like the end of the world has happened years ago, i missed the final station where i can step off the earth, and all the people around are evil robots awaiting command to execute order 66.


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 02:38 [Preview] No.77423 del
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>>77366
dude… my disc user is hikikabuse yeah, who cares it’s a cool name
also I’m not like some old man
plus I’m mex lol


Anonymous 05/10/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.77434 del
>>77423
Underageb&?
I don't want to be chatting up some jailbait discord kitty


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 04:56 [Preview] No.77453 del
>>77423
>also I’m not like some old man

There are no girls on the internet OP


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 21:29 [Preview] No.77489 del
>>77434
yea, sorry


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 21:35 [Preview] No.77490 del
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>>77453
my tt is yanderecel lol


Anonymous 05/11/2026 (Mon) 21:45 [Preview] No.77491 del
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