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/cyc/ - cycling Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No. 1 [X] >>58>>369
end of the road edition

>Current and upcoming races:
15.04 - 18.04 Il Giro d'Abruzzo 2.1
16.04 Ronde van Limburg 1.1
18.04 Classic Grand Besançon Doubs 1.1
18.04 De Brabantse Pijl - La Fleche Brabançonne WE 1.Pro
18.04 De Brabantse Pijl - La Fleche Brabançonne ME 1.Pro
20.04 Grand Prix Feminin de Chambery 1.1 WE
20.04 Tour du Doubs 1.1
20.04 Amstel Gold Race Ladies Edition 1.WWT
20.04 Amstel Gold Race 1.UWT
21.04 Ronde de Mouscron 1.1 WE
21.04 - 25.04 Tour of the Alps 2.Pro
23.04 La Fleche Wallonne 1.UWT
23.04 La Fleche Wallonne Feminine 1.WWT
19.04 Tour du Jura Cycliste 1.1
20.04 Tour du Doubs 1.1
20.04 Grand Prix Feminin de Chambery 1.1 WE
20.04 Amstel Gold Race Ladies Edition 1.WWT
20.04 Amstel Gold Race 1.UWT
21.04 Ronde de Mouscron 1.1 WE
21.04 - 25.04 Tour of the Alps 2.Pro
23.04 La Fleche Wallonne 1.UWT
23.04 La Fleche Wallonne Feminine 1.WWT
24.04 - 27.04 Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo 2.1
25.04 Gran Premio Della Liberazione Donne 1.1 WE
27.04 Liege-Bastogne-Liege Femmes 1.WWT
27.04 Liege-Bastogne-Liege 1.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Vrhn7DWy

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 12:59 [Preview] No.2 [X] del
kek, the flags are all wrong here. I could enable manual flags and add the most common /cyc/ flags and just have a UCI flag for guest nations


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 13:08 [Preview] No.3 [X] del
>I should have named it /cyc/ instead
um, I guess I should have. nothing is stopping you from creating one yourself.


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.4 [X] del
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Testung.


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.5 [X] del
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Hmm


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.6 [X] del >>8
Hello fellow guest nations


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.7 [X] del
testing manual flag. but Malawi doesn't seem to be off too much.


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.8 [X] del
>>6
Ew a burger flag, not approved


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 13:16 [Preview] No.9 [X] del
This is nicer to in than the other thread tbh


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.10 [X] del
ok, the flags needs some resizing.


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.11 [X] del
remco remco remco


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.12 [X] del
banners would be possible. or team flags, which I could steal from velogames.


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 13:34 [Preview] No.13 [X] del
>wout


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.14 [X] del
berts will find this through velogames sooner or later


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.15 [X] del >>16>>19
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I think the main issue is stability of these sites (kinda ironical, i know), but from my experience these "alternative" sites come and in a week they are gone.


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 13:39 [Preview] No.16 [X] del >>20
>>15
It is supposed to be this way, we shall wait until 4chan comes back in whatever form but meanwhile a temporary solution is mandated.
Anything involving account making sucks, Element might be too much hassle, a surrogate 4chan will do just right.


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 13:42 [Preview] No.17 [X] del >>18>>19
Let me fucking reconnect, this Malawi shit sucks.


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 13:42 [Preview] No.18 [X] del
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>>17


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.19 [X] del >>20
>>15
>Endchan
>Born 12-20-15

>>17
Should have stuck with Malawi tbh.


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.20 [X] del
>>16
>>19
Fair enough, my experience is primary with hotwheels and that was a mess


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.21 [X] del
endchan has been around for a while. I'm sorry for not adding more manual flags, but that's all the time I have right now.


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.22 [X] del
UAE continues to be pas normal in Italy
We also live in Limburg with frauds and jobbers


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.23 [X] del >>41
If even Ivo OLIVEIRA of all places is going to win races now...


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 14:09 [Preview] No.24 [X] del
Test


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 14:13 [Preview] No.26 [X] del
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What do we think bert?


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.27 [X] del
are the alt-chans banned in the soviet union?


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 14:19 [Preview] No.28 [X] del >>29>>34
Was pretty funny thatvthe first thing I thought yesterday was to check the goomble and change my name. Saw that polebert was already in action.
Good to see berts come together


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.29 [X] del
>>28
yup, first thing that came into my mind is that berts would be found through velogames or the tiz chat


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.30 [X] del >>31
> Del Grosso Tibor (Alpecin - Deceuninck) is at the back of the peloton.
Adjusting


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.31 [X] del
>>30
didn't he just attack?
Just got home putting on the stream now


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.32 [X] del
Alpecin bullying this weak startlist lol


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.33 [X] del
last thread for race format post and bertolo profiles:
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/148152751/
soy thread:
https://soyjak.st/mtv/thread/88059.html


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.34 [X] del
>>28
Once I noticed it is not some maintenance and then Xed out this is major shit, I figured the only way to fucking smoke signal something is that stupid game.
I was sure this is not ending like this, but I am too much of a normie to come up with something like this endchan thing so I hoped other berts will recognize others are aware, reduced to name changing too and come up with a solution that is not some discord or reddit.


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.36 [X] del
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So we’re going to stay here forever?


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.37 [X] del >>38
sep vanmarcke is a surpsingly good commentator


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.38 [X] del >>40
>>37
He giga mogs Karl and José


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.39 [X] del
FRETIN pinchazo


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.40 [X] del >>43
>>38
José is alright but out of the contenders to replace him he giga mogs jan bakeloser and jobless sven vantourenhout


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.41 [X] del
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>>23
kek


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.42 [X] del
If anyone needed convincing if he would be the best 6 pick.


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.43 [X] del
>>40
He’s allright but just too old they both need to go away. Karl should stick to hosting those nightshow talk programs


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.45 [X] del
wtf is lotto doing, saving 6 men for the sprint


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.46 [X] del >>47
>“Ik ben zo dom geweest”
there's a whole apology from the
bidon thrower on hln.
https://www.hln.be/binnenland/exclusief-bidongooier-schrijft-brief-aan-mathieu-van-der-poel-ik-ben-zo-dom-geweest~a672cab8/


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.47 [X] del
>>46
this is written by a lawyer just to make sure they don't throw him in the bin


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.48 [X] del
>alpecin sees cobbles and WE GAAN
kek the chesterfield is hurting right now


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.49 [X] del
CAM ON KUBIS


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.50 [X] del
Mass sprint incoming


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.51 [X] del
Milan?


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.52 [X] del
FRETIN wins


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.53 [X] del
strong sprint, wtf was that chute in the grass


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.54 [X] del
TANK


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.55 [X] del
>girmay 17th
LOL


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.56 [X] del
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Stole De Lie's power


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.57 [X] del
Holy shit that guy got ragdolled


Vinobert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.58 [X] del >>59>>236
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>>1
this looks a lot better, thank you Bert


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.59 [X] del >>60
>>58
that's low even for her wtf


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.60 [X] del
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>>59
i can save her (career)


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 16:24 [Preview] No.61 [X] del
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>follow me I know a shortcut


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 16:25 [Preview] No.62 [X] del >>63
>fleche brabancone is now 160km
FUCK flanders classic.


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 16:28 [Preview] No.63 [X] del
>>62
made for ARANBURU


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 17:03 [Preview] No.64 [X] del >>65
I'm amazed how all the right people still find this place.

Also how to get a squeaker instead of flag?


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 17:12 [Preview] No.65 [X] del
>>64
just think about how some dopeur from Spain/Italy/Belgium/USA/UK/Ecuador stole a grand tour from a french rider who would have earned it and it will appear from alone


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 17:22 [Preview] No.66 [X] del
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And if you squeak really hard ...


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 18:10 [Preview] No.68 [X] del
>>67
lol see you next year Mathje


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 18:26 [Preview] No.69 [X] del
>>67
if he becomes WC I wonder if he'll do some late career TT arc to try and get that too
with the entirety of canyon at his fingertips they might come up with some monstrosity of a bike


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 18:37 [Preview] No.70 [X] del >>71
checked the goombling league to see if there were any signs of life from berts and wasn't disappointed

so i guess we're hanging here for now


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 18:45 [Preview] No.71 [X] del >>72>>74>>77
>>70
Very good, very nice.
There are a few missing, but all will come together with time.
Don't think 4chan itself will be down for that long, although the previous iteration is done for, and that's a good thing.

I see flags are starting to show up now, please no Malawi or Burgerland.


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 18:46 [Preview] No.72 [X] del
>>71
Kurwa.


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 18:47 [Preview] No.73 [X] del >>75
Turns out the danes aren't smart enough to figure this one out


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 18:48 [Preview] No.74 [X] del
>>71
I have Spain for some reason but it is okay. If only someone could explain what "cabeza de carrera" means in Spanish I am ready to go


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 18:49 [Preview] No.75 [X] del >>76
>>73
or americans


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 18:50 [Preview] No.76 [X] del
>>75
>no more schizos
We are SAVED


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 18:54 [Preview] No.77 [X] del >>78
>>71
4chan wasn't exactly a moneymaker, don't know if it'll be back that fast
and you have to deal with the feds and whatever because of the nature of some anons


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 18:59 [Preview] No.78 [X] del >>80>>82
>>77
Yes, the biggest risk is, because it wasn't a cashcow, slopification of 4chan will be attempted, perhaps after selling it off low at this point.
Imagine the horrors of a discordified 4chan chimera.


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 19:01 [Preview] No.79 [X] del
>>67
when will he learn? Back pain in 3,2,1...


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 19:06 [Preview] No.80 [X] del >>81
>>78
Elon Musk's 4chan incoming


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 19:10 [Preview] No.81 [X] del
>>80
Saar, no saar, please, I am tired saar.


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 19:10 [Preview] No.82 [X] del >>84
>>78
surely they had some money in coming in from three letters agencies


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 19:13 [Preview] No.83 [X] del
>bialetti sold to Chinese consortium
mamma mia, italy has fallen. thankfully these things are indestructible. All coffee machines I had broke down eventually, so I just use the Italian steel boxes to make coffee. Yeah french press or filter would be an alternative or I even made coffee turkish style for a while, but the bialetti gets me the coffee I need to empty my bowels before a ride.


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 19:17 [Preview] No.84 [X] del >>85
>>82
that and those god awful casino ads that bricked your phone


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 19:25 [Preview] No.85 [X] del >>86
>>84
How do you not have an adblocker. Are you 70?


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 19:29 [Preview] No.86 [X] del >>87
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>>85
Kinda knew it is you.


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 19:36 [Preview] No.87 [X] del
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>>86
Of course it is me. Bert. It says so in the name field


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 19:37 [Preview] No.88 [X] del >>89
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>expand thread
>click here
wtf is this, how do I even reply?
wait...


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 19:38 [Preview] No.89 [X] del >>90
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>>88
What, I am not a swede! I swear!
helvete


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 19:39 [Preview] No.90 [X] del >>91
>>89
you can pick a flag at the top


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 19:42 [Preview] No.91 [X] del >>92
>>90
my flag is missing...
this is even more stupid than the chud board


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 19:43 [Preview] No.92 [X] del >>93
>>91
But it's okay for now, for two weeks per year I am swedish anyway.


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 19:44 [Preview] No.93 [X] del >>104
>>92
I think whoever made the thread/board can add more


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 19:52 [Preview] No.94 [X] del
Ok, let's see now.


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 19:53 [Preview] No.95 [X] del
No flag it is. No minute response buffer is nice too.


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 19:57 [Preview] No.96 [X] del >>97
People are really squeaking about the UAE jobbers winning in abruzzo


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 19:59 [Preview] No.97 [X] del >>98
>>96
BRENNER and fraud BENNETT are still the favourites, also TORRES if he betrays COVI


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 20:02 [Preview] No.98 [X] del >>99>>101
>>97
surely covid doesn't survive tomorrow
torres will be the next UAE winner pushing an easy 7.5W/kg on the roccaraso


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 20:11 [Preview] No.99 [X] del >>100
>>98
well, that wouldn't be too surprising
didn't he do a better performance on Colle delle Finestre than froome in last year's Avenir?
i really wouldn't be surprised


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 20:22 [Preview] No.100 [X] del
>>99
Yeah but the dawg still had half a stage to go in his win
Not like most haven't surpassed those days in terms of watts


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 20:27 [Preview] No.101 [X] del >>102
>>98
GC goes as

>Bennett 2.5
>Brenner 4
>Covid 6
>Torres 7
>Howson 8
>Cruz 15
>Meintjes 23
>Fancellu 26
>Rondel 29

Some BIG names of the abruzzian pro peloton if you asked me


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 20:30 [Preview] No.102 [X] del >>103
>>101
Why the fuck are there no UCI point farmers here? Even just Tejada could win against fraud bennett


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 20:39 [Preview] No.103 [X] del
>>102
Good question, the great LUTSENKO won it in 2024 after all.
But apparently he's now with Israel


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 20:57 [Preview] No.104 [X] del
>>93
I was busy this evening. I will toy around with the settings and add more stuff like banners once I'm back home. Just don't make me having to do actual janitor stuff, although writing funny UCI rulebook reasons for the ban like hurting the image of the sport sounds enticing.


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 21:13 [Preview] No.105 [X] del
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swiss stage design is always something else


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 22:38 [Preview] No.106 [X] del >>107
this should cover the cycling nations flags if your own flag gets wrongly displayed by the default option. don't abuse, not everyone can be bertaczek.


Bert 04/16/2025 (Wed) 22:45 [Preview] No.107 [X] del
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>>106
Good job Bert, mine works even with a default flag


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 00:35 [Preview] No.108 [X] del
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I am keeping my Spanish flag so I can feel unique


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 04:28 [Preview] No.109 [X] del >>110
One more day till /cyc/'s favorite manlet comes back


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 04:44 [Preview] No.110 [X] del
>>109
He's in his muslim depression arc right now


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 04:52 [Preview] No.111 [X] del
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Since when is riding in the bike path and ending up behind the barriers an oversight and not just user error?
Riders should start taking some responsibility


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 05:12 [Preview] No.112 [X] del
Checking default flag again.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 05:13 [Preview] No.113 [X] del
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I am BACK. Nice.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.114 [X] del >>115
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test


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 05:28 [Preview] No.115 [X] del
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>>114
yup, good enough


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 05:54 [Preview] No.116 [X] del >>118
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Your move vino


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.117 [X] del >>120
Some jannie leaked rapeape’s internal mail relevant tidbit
>As for when the site will be back (and it will be back), "We get there when we get there". Obviously we have a lot of work ahead of us with respect to patching holes and updating software, so please bear with us. Maybe catch up on your backlog, watch some anime, play some vidya, and enjoy this extended break from reports and shitposting.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 06:26 [Preview] No.118 [X] del >>121
>>116
Who is this?


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.119 [X] del
dopage!


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.120 [X] del
>>117
Sounds like a good gig. What's the salary?


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.121 [X] del >>122
>>118
Tobias


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.122 [X] del
>>121
Brother shenanigans afoot


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.123 [X] del >>124
testing out sulfurous portuguese jersey


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.124 [X] del >>125
>>123
Maravilhoso!


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.125 [X] del
>>124
Ohhhh shuuu, shing chong shue haihue zuuuu. Kurwa mać.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 07:22 [Preview] No.126 [X] del >>128
nope, won't add china glory or li ning star jerseys. maybe Terengganu if you ask nicely.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.127 [X] del >>129
>/cyc/ gets a board
>my sport doesn’t
Grim


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.128 [X] del
>>126
Ooh, a lot of new jerseys to choose from, very well done Bernd.
Guess I will define my flag, but I will be putting on moar jerseys for shure.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.129 [X] del >>130
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>>127
>/cric/


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 07:42 [Preview] No.130 [X] del >>131>>132
>>129
I don’t know why I have an India flag but I am not Indian


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.131 [X] del
>>130
its dan dna detector, budy


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.132 [X] del
>>130
> I am not Indian
Okay saar.
Are you from the... Saarland?


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.133 [X] del >>134>>136
Has rusbert made it yet?


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.134 [X] del >>135>>136
>>133
I though he was OP


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.135 [X] del
>>134
Thought that was the swiss, or a german I'm not sure
Don't think I saw rusbert in the soyjack thread


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.136 [X] del
>>133
I don’t think so he might been jannie afterall
>>134
One of the dutchfrens is Moderator here


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.138 [X] del
Don't think Rusbert made it yet, maybe we will have to send an owl with a message to Tomsk.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.139 [X] del
>Today, riders no longer use these, but they do still use the ‘bidons finals’. ‘It involves a mix of stimulants such as caffeine, painkillers, bronchodilators and heart medication that are mixed in a bottle’, says Tom Teulingkx, SKA chairman and member of the medical unit at the Belgian cycling federation.

Anyone tried this yet


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.141 [X] del >>171
glorious remking save my people from the slovenian menace


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.142 [X] del >>143>>271
>Astana: 120 scheduled and completed races in 2025
>DSM: 62
>Cofidis: 95
guess who's going down


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.143 [X] del >>144
>>142
Don't think they realized yet that bardet stops halfway through the season
Don't have farmers for the italian races either. Meanwhile guys like Onley the lonely have to do the full ardennes when he really only stands half a chance in fleche.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.144 [X] del >>146
>>143
>And alongside himself, the Dane sees two young Brit's that the team can rest their hopes upon for the future. "If we look at paper, Oscar Onley is one of the best in the world. And Max Poole has the potential to be that," he concludes. "If you have two of the biggest talents out there, they’re the ones you should build around."
if they think the collarbros are some of the best runners in the peloton maybe this explains it. put tobias in concussion protocol


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.145 [X] del
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CHRISTEN out
MORGADO in plus Gibbe STAES

Although if you're already here Bert you pay enough attention to notice and resolve this until tomorrow.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.146 [X] del >>149
>>144
Onley should be doing jura and doubs, easy 300 something UCI points for someone like him


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.147 [X] del
Also weird that Frank VDB said last year he was on point farm duty this year and the only realistic easy race he's done is Volta NXT and maybe alula


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.148 [X] del
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wout and remco in the same race. doesn't happen too often.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.149 [X] del
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>>146
looking at their remaining race schedule i can only conclude they've given up. come autumn vino will have his boys on the hirschi schedule and they are doing three non-WT races post-Dauphine. most charitable explanation is they are under serious financial pressure to fold and dont have any other choice. more likely explanation is their management is retarded


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.150 [X] del
I'm late to the party, where the fuck are we.
Anyways, schizoing about REMCO IN or OUT.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.151 [X] del
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>23 degrees
>sunny
>10 m/s wind, 20 m/s gusts
why is it always like this?


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.152 [X] del
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/cyc/ legend Kiaan WATTS in the Testa


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PCS is covering it, didn't see it
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-abruzzo/2025/stage-3/live
but the official RCS web page is very well done. I should look for photos there more often. and I think this chan allows the upload of multiple images in one post. let me test this.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.154 [X] del
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and webm with audio as well


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Some nice riding today. Extremely windy, but thankfully I've been bloatmaxxing


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.156 [X] del
Checking what Guest Nation does


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.157 [X] del
Tour de Malawi when


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.158 [X] del >>159>>160
I'm honestly a bit afraid for the XC frauds. Last time grug was racing his ftp was 30 watts lower


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.159 [X] del
>>158
the mtb "community" is still in shambles after their victory podium was reduced to the common top 3 spots instead of top 5 at the start of the season.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.160 [X] del
>>158
Those idiots are going to get demolished


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.161 [X] del >>162
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WE LIVE IN ITALY


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 11:41 [Preview] No.162 [X] del
>>161
Abruzzo, home


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 11:44 [Preview] No.163 [X] del
what is willem dafoe's form? i want to see some proper sulphur today


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.164 [X] del
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nice weather in Italy


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 12:13 [Preview] No.165 [X] del
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fake lake


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 12:15 [Preview] No.166 [X] del
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>https://www.threads.net/@petralutz6/post/DIiooPjou2i
This Berlin Bert is fast!


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 12:20 [Preview] No.167 [X] del
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real giro and its usual shenanigans and riders holding back for week 4 can't come soon enough


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 12:22 [Preview] No.168 [X] del
wish they still did giro di sicilia with the etna stage. sad!


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 12:28 [Preview] No.169 [X] del
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n word pasta


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pedalton running out of time to catch the break


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 12:34 [Preview] No.171 [X] del
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>>141
have you thanked your oumi and opi today???


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 12:37 [Preview] No.172 [X] del
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marcellusi sqeuaking in Italian


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 12:39 [Preview] No.173 [X] del
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the finish ain't no blockhaus


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 12:45 [Preview] No.174 [X] del
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koane watts ran out of watts


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 12:45 [Preview] No.175 [X] del
WATTS lachee


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nice sticky bottle


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.177 [X] del
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meintjes laché, that's odd


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.178 [X] del
MEINTJES going backwards


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brenner throwing away his 300€ jacket, that's a 500CHF UCI penalty


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 12:51 [Preview] No.180 [X] del
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look at this old guy with grey hair


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.181 [X] del
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herr gott on the latest colnago abomination


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.182 [X] del
remember when howson followed vlasov roglic and yates in burgos? bipolar rider


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 12:54 [Preview] No.183 [X] del
torres in z1. abruzzo will glow


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 12:55 [Preview] No.184 [X] del
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the hair color in the profile pic doesn't match with his actual hair


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 12:57 [Preview] No.185 [X] del
snow. someone call jonas, so he calls the UCI to stop this madness.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:03 [Preview] No.186 [X] del
>RAI


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:03 [Preview] No.187 [X] del
They let TORRES go just like that


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:05 [Preview] No.188 [X] del
impressive showing from all the conti shitters


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:06 [Preview] No.189 [X] del
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>petrolike
you heard of hidden electrical motors, but petrolike uses classic combustion engines for their hidden motors


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:07 [Preview] No.190 [X] del
TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES


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cameraman made everything worse


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.192 [X] del
I believe in Alejandro Edison


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.193 [X] del
Petrolike is a VERY suspicious team


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:15 [Preview] No.194 [X] del >>197
torres washed
cruz washed
zimmermann normale


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:16 [Preview] No.195 [X] del
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what is petrolike like?


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.196 [X] del
2.5 km to go but BIG Rampas ahead
G2 slurpage, however


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.197 [X] del >>198
>>194
whatta about this RONDEL fella


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:19 [Preview] No.198 [X] del
>>197
always a fraud


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:19 [Preview] No.199 [X] del
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nature can be fascinating when it rains


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:22 [Preview] No.200 [X] del
Torres a fraud confirmed. Like that other shitter PERICAS


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:22 [Preview] No.201 [X] del
<TORRES LACHEE


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.202 [X] del
TORRES THERMONUCLEAIRE


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:24 [Preview] No.203 [X] del
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Alejandro Edison CALLEJAS SANTOS wins!
A BIG day for Petrolike!


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:25 [Preview] No.204 [X] del
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big win for the Venezuelan lad
torres let down UAE


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:25 [Preview] No.205 [X] del >>209
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Back from the gym, it is 28C and I was walking back shirtless, showing off me hairy chest and belly.
The next ride is shirtless, with little doubt.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:26 [Preview] No.206 [X] del
kino yet odd stage. not sure if to squeak or to scratch my head.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:26 [Preview] No.207 [X] del
Absolute knucklehead tactics from TUDOR though, lost stage, lost GC. Shameful shameful display.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:26 [Preview] No.208 [X] del
Zimmermann destroying these guys as if they were Trayvon Martin


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:26 [Preview] No.209 [X] del >>216
>>205
>The next ride is shirtless, with little doubt
Reminder that now is the time to do some heattraining or you berts are going to complain again in the summer. The undershirt stays until it's 25 degree here


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:27 [Preview] No.210 [X] del
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oops, he's from colombia


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:31 [Preview] No.211 [X] del
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This guy had 0 PCS points. Maybe a good idea to remember his name for when certain UCI/WADA lists are being released next time


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:38 [Preview] No.212 [X] del >>213
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his instagram pfp is a ghibli AI edit of himself. sudacan behaviour


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:39 [Preview] No.213 [X] del >>214
>>212
God I hate AI slop so fucking much


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:41 [Preview] No.214 [X] del
>>213
kek, they really love anime in some parts of the world.


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zimmermann freezing his ass off or he shows some strange tramadol side effects


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.216 [X] del >>218>>219
>>209
No such thing, there is a white man temperature range, -30C to 30C, everything else is nigger and slant eye range.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:43 [Preview] No.217 [X] del >>223
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GC


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:43 [Preview] No.218 [X] del >>220
>>216
personally im more of a 50F-80F kinda guy


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:52 [Preview] No.219 [X] del
>>216
I have at least 2 months of commute in 30+ in Montpellier. Honestly, you get used to it


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 13:52 [Preview] No.220 [X] del
>>218
Nobody knows what the FUCK that is


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 14:00 [Preview] No.221 [X] del >>222>>226
>Na 2 jaar keert Shari Bossuyt terug in het peloton bij AG Insurance-Soudal, haar schorsing loopt af op 12 juni. "Ik ben ongelooflijk dankbaar voor deze kans", laat onze landgenote weten.
BOOOOOOO (it's that bitch that got caught with the same shit as Troon Aerts)


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 14:01 [Preview] No.222 [X] del
>>221
Is that Tankman's dottir?


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 14:05 [Preview] No.223 [X] del
>>217
He always gives good interviews.
Also hairline with potential.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.224 [X] del
did we crash this site?


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.225 [X] del
with no survivors!


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.226 [X] del >>227
>>221
2 years is too much if you dee xhat tennis players get away with


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.227 [X] del
>>226
Yes, but cycling is actually clean


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.228 [X] del >>233
Girmay DNS Flèche brabançonne


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Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:09 [Preview] No.230 [X] del
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guillaume martin riding for FDJ still feels strange


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.231 [X] del >>234
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Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.232 [X] del >>235
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check these doubs


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.233 [X] del
>>228
BOSS ANOTHER TRIP TO ERITREA PLEASE


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.234 [X] del
>>231
remco when oumi wants to have sex again


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.235 [X] del
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>>232
off by one


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.236 [X] del
>>58
>she didn't DNF some shitty gr*vel race last week
how? or simply they don't have a OTL time at those amateur races.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:30 [Preview] No.237 [X] del >>239>>240>>242
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lmao, muslim remco is real


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.238 [X] del
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I am picking Woutje.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.239 [X] del
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>>237
Mashallaj habibi


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.240 [X] del
>>237
Massallah Habbibi


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:33 [Preview] No.241 [X] del
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Fore days off due to Easter holidays, sounds like at least 3 days of BIG rides


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.242 [X] del >>243>>247>>657
>>237
>Evenepoel says his faith has helped him a lot during his rehabilitation. He shares certain values ​​and rituals from Islam with his partner Oumi Rayane.

>"I really got to know that in the past year - it's something I share with Oumi. For me, it's something to hold on to in life. It's something beautiful. Oumi and I prayed a lot and that was something to hold on to during a difficult period."

ride my brave mujahideen


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.243 [X] del
>>242
>first Muslim tdf winner will be a convert from bruxelles
How fitting


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:41 [Preview] No.244 [X] del
sorry for double post and repost image reaction


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:45 [Preview] No.245 [X] del
>Consefroy longterm Knee Injury
>Lapeira longterm Knee Injury
>Lafay longterm Knee Injury
bros what is decathlong doing


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:46 [Preview] No.246 [X] del >>275
Hey those banners are pretty cool


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:49 [Preview] No.247 [X] del >>248
>>242
This guy is fucking crazy


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:53 [Preview] No.248 [X] del
>>247
all chute and no race makes remco a dull boy


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:58 [Preview] No.249 [X] del
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Did Bert who set this up do some more work? Because everything works pretty well now and looks good. Anyway, thank you for your service! A BIG promotion at the /cyc/ office is very much deserved


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:01 [Preview] No.250 [X] del >>251>>256
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And when the real site comes back we can keep this as a secret (Velogames) discussion, only for attention payers who have found it


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:04 [Preview] No.251 [X] del >>252
>>250
hopefully the schizos will forget /cyc/ exists


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:06 [Preview] No.252 [X] del >>253
>>251
The schizos are apparently jannies too usually so let's hope they are gone!


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:07 [Preview] No.253 [X] del
>>252
explains why that fignon retard never got banned


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:15 [Preview] No.254 [X] del
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You will have to drag me of this site/board I want to stay here forever

<also can we have flag for Flanders and name it Flandrien?


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:22 [Preview] No.255 [X] del
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This new home is not bad.
But can I have my real flag?
Even the Basque got their Flag!


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:22 [Preview] No.256 [X] del >>259
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>>250
Yes, this is what I was thinking too, if this can just live on its own with no maintenance from the founding Bernd (I think, who else would have setup a Bayern flag) this will be a top sekrit bert lair, drilled in the mountain with all the amenities needed to survive all but biggest of crises.
For now it is still open but soon we're changing our team names Bert and it is invitational only, with very few invitations available.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:25 [Preview] No.257 [X] del
don't make me add the flag for Brussels


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:30 [Preview] No.258 [X] del >>261
vgh I'm finally my own country


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:30 [Preview] No.259 [X] del >>273
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>>256
Based


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:30 [Preview] No.260 [X] del >>262
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Very nice, thank you!


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:33 [Preview] No.261 [X] del
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>>258
we zijn allemaal belgen


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:34 [Preview] No.262 [X] del >>265
>>260
Upside down Polan with a squeaker paw print?


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:35 [Preview] No.263 [X] del >>268
>In an exclusive interview with VTM NIEUWS, Evenepoel went into more detail. “Praying is something very unique that we share together. It’s just a really nice moment together. It also ensures that you get a certain calmness about yourself, that you can accept things more easily. That has all ensured that I have become calmer inside. That I have started to deal with everything a bit more calmly, after a rather stormy period.”

>“I get extra strength and motivation from it. Asking for certain wishes, for example, and just making sure that everything remains stable. A nice support to have throughout the day.”

>Does Evenepoel also want to be converted? “That hasn’t been discussed yet. It’s just something nice that we do at home. A nice thing that we share together.”

Fucking hell he really will be a muslim by the end of the year, don't chute berts


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:35 [Preview] No.264 [X] del >>266
Good thing you can hover the flags and see who is using real national flag and who is faking it


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:37 [Preview] No.265 [X] del
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>>262
Yes yes, only real with the "Fränkischer Rechen"!


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:38 [Preview] No.266 [X] del
>>264
I am hovering above my phone but it doesn't work plz send help


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:39 [Preview] No.267 [X] del >>269
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La Fleche Brabanconne ""OFFICIAL"" /bet/

>Aert 4.5
>Pidcvck 4.75
>Evenepoel 6.5
>Berg 13
>Aranburu 13
>Grosso 17
>Hermans 17
>Narvaez 19
>Morgado 19
>Powless 26
>Benoot 26
>Girmay 26
>Blackmore 34
>Teuns 34
>Strong 34
>Fredheim 41
>Trentin 41
>Lutsenko 51
> 51
...
>Kopecky 151
>Delgado 201
>Voisard 251
>


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:42 [Preview] No.268 [X] del >>270
>>263
Is this the first PPATTT of this thread?


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:42 [Preview] No.269 [X] del
>>267
>Aert 4.5
what kind of bet is this supposed to be? one done by HLN and sporza?


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:45 [Preview] No.270 [X] del
>>268
no it's an extra interview beyond my original post


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:48 [Preview] No.271 [X] del
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>>142
In Vino Veritas


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:49 [Preview] No.272 [X] del
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I think he is going bald... That may explain a few things


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:54 [Preview] No.273 [X] del
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>>259
FUCK, forgot I have got this frog fort too, I was looking for a more fitting image.
I will add anudda.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:56 [Preview] No.274 [X] del >>276>>294
>FPM (Free Palestine Maastricht) will protest at the start of the Amstel Gold Race on Sunday. The pro-Palestinian organisation opposes the participation of the Israeli team Israel-Premier Tech in the Dutch classic.

>“Among the cyclists is a so-called ‘Israeli’ team, supported by the Zionist billionaire Ron Baron and set up as part of ‘Start-Up Nation’, a propaganda machine of the regime”, FPM writes on Instagram. “It is not just cycling, it is sportswashing: a deliberate attempt to whitewash the crimes of apartheid and occupation through international sports. (…) Boycott the race. Break the silence.”


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 16:59 [Preview] No.275 [X] del >>277>>278
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>>246
nice thing that this site doesn't have the 300x100 banner size restrictions, so I could just create something quick and dirty.
don't know if I could do something with the /cyc/ house in Hoogerheide and the original Puck Moonen complaining about Bert and the first squeaker posts as well. post them if you have them or I have to look for them in my image folder.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 17:05 [Preview] No.276 [X] del
>>274
I'm so fucking tired berts


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 17:16 [Preview] No.277 [X] del
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>>275


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 17:20 [Preview] No.278 [X] del
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>>275


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 17:21 [Preview] No.279 [X] del >>280>>281>>284
Wonder how other /sp/ threads are doing. /tennis/, /heem/ or /f1/ were already too bloated and a nuke was a blessing but /biathlon/ was doing pretty fine.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 17:22 [Preview] No.280 [X] del >>283
>>279
OH fuck of with the spRangled banner.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 17:26 [Preview] No.281 [X] del >>282
>>279
/biathlon/ was cooming general masked as sport


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 17:30 [Preview] No.282 [X] del
>>281
Yeah, you're right. I mentally checked out of Stina, Doro, Oebergs or that tankgirl from Norgay posts.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 17:33 [Preview] No.283 [X] del
>>280
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little fixie bitch? I’ll have you know I have a top of the range carbon Cervelo, and I’ve raced numerous crits, and I have over 300 confirmed KOMs on strava. I am trained in bicycle maintenance and I’m the top mechanic in the country. You are nothing to me but just another commuter. I will wipe you the fuck out on any climb, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, faggot. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Feather dealerships across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I could drop you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with one foot clipped in. Not only am I a cat 1 winner, but I have access to the entire arsenal of aero bars, stems, forks, you name it, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this forum, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn moron. I will fart a wet one as I am dropping you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 17:36 [Preview] No.284 [X] del
>>279
They’re doing fine on sharty footy gamer threads are pretty fun without the cooldown and rules


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 18:27 [Preview] No.285 [X] del
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Grim weather right now. But Saturday will be a big ride!


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 18:44 [Preview] No.286 [X] del >>287
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testing


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 18:51 [Preview] No.287 [X] del
>>286
the moment I shrink it to a banner size, it doesn't work anymore. I need to copy the text, but it works well with transparent background.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 18:53 [Preview] No.288 [X] del
is pablo torres a fraud?


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 18:55 [Preview] No.289 [X] del >>290
Johnny HOOGERLAND got humbled today in Vietnam


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 18:57 [Preview] No.290 [X] del
>>289
I knew this dude was gravelling but wtf is he doing in that long ass vietnam race


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 19:29 [Preview] No.291 [X] del >>292
it's actually a travesty that they reduced the arrow to 160km


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 19:38 [Preview] No.292 [X] del >>293
>>291
rigged for distancelets like wout and pidc*ck


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 19:51 [Preview] No.293 [X] del
>>292
Jorgenson should ride this


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 19:56 [Preview] No.294 [X] del
>>274
im surprised no subhuman has thought of driving into a bike race with his car yet like that retarded e-biker who hit our danish bro


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 22:20 [Preview] No.295 [X] del
remco's got a zeal of the convert thing going on. expect him to be full on wahhabi by vuelta time.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 22:27 [Preview] No.296 [X] del >>298
>remco refuses to ride on sundays


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 22:27 [Preview] No.297 [X] del
>As a child I dreamed of climbing the mountains of the world and everyone who knows me knows how much I dreamed and fought for it, I always had in mind to have a great victory but not like this... This only makes me understand that God is great and knows when the right moment is in our lives, today is my first victory as a professional and with my team @teampetrolike and I thank my family, my girlfriend and my second family at busbanza, every person who has been in this process everyone has helped me be here, I can say that I fulfilled my dream and I will continue fighting for those who remain
say what you want about conti shitters but only they will wax poetic about winning 2.1 stages designed for points farming. dare is say sovl


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 22:37 [Preview] No.298 [X] del
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>>296
he's already adopted the muslim taboo on shaving facial hair. what a devout individual


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 22:54 [Preview] No.299 [X] del
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Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 22:56 [Preview] No.300 [X] del >>301>>302>>314
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Hmm on my pc the flag is correct. Anyway, back to Spain. KINGDOM COME: DELIVERANCE is indeed very autistic. This may cost a LOT of time.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 23:03 [Preview] No.301 [X] del >>302>>304>>314
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>>300
I never finished the first game


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 23:09 [Preview] No.302 [X] del
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>>300
It's not that bad.
Imagine starting PoE2. Again.
>>301
>tf
>tp


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 23:21 [Preview] No.303 [X] del >>304>>305
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Jokes aside, do we actually pick EVENEPOEL for our Brabantsky sip veloteam?


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 23:25 [Preview] No.304 [X] del
>>301
Yes well, I understand that because for you life in the desolate Bohemian wildlands must basically be the same as in the game
>>303
No


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 23:27 [Preview] No.305 [X] del >>306
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>>303
I do not trust the bookies le "no races yet", but I trust the solid butt lover.
Remco it is, I even think about W*ut.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 23:41 [Preview] No.306 [X] del >>307>>310
>>305
He has been absolutely terrible on cobbles in the past Bert. And now with zero confidence: it's over before it has begun


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 23:54 [Preview] No.307 [X] del >>308
>>306
I am not even psyopping.
Hehe.
Okay, I just need to adjust my team but I am so tired. Yet another round of picking a top row and some jobbers.


Bert 04/17/2025 (Thu) 23:55 [Preview] No.308 [X] del
>>307
come on, why is my flag so loose? Hmm...


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 00:08 [Preview] No.309 [X] del
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only 160 km, 40 km shorter than last year, 2nd shortest edition ever
distancelets rejoicing


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 00:08 [Preview] No.310 [X] del >>311
>>306
its memco 2out or shitcock. pick your poison bert


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 00:11 [Preview] No.311 [X] del >>312
>>310
wdym or, you can pick all of them


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 00:12 [Preview] No.312 [X] del
>>311
yes but


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.313 [X] del
>Good thinking by Remco. When he dies, 72 virgins are waiting for him to replace Oumi.
kek


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.314 [X] del >>315
>>300
>>301
Yes, my last post I tried to get captcha for, in futility was how I never played the Cyberpunk, how I tried playing Fallout Vegas and GTA V and it was 3 minutes before I turned them off and how it was going to be the same for the Czech and my game, probably.
And I dropped a humblebrag how I knew people from CDProjekt Red and this was not endearing me to the game.

BUT there is a great arcade game for acoustics, Art of Rally, non stop repeating time trials for hours.
One of the Polish flags in the top 100 are me.
And the old Re-Volt game is still very fun but you have to be a Discord community-bro and rely on outside sites to get top results and resources.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 05:08 [Preview] No.315 [X] del
>>314
Yes, that's me.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.316 [X] del >>318>>319
have to take the old cager out for a spin today, haven't driven longer than 20 minutes in 3 years
pray for me


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.317 [X] del >>320>>321
Il Giro d'Abruzzo (2.1)
Stage 4
Corropoli - Isola del Gran Sasso (Santuario di San Gabriele)
167km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-abruzzo/2025/startlist

Live Stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-abruzzo/2025/stage-4/live
https://www.ilgirodabruzzo.it/en/live/tappa/4/

Race Guide:
https://www.ilgirodabruzzo.it/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/AmwlpZ9E28nIXoASBhSg_080425-103342.pdf

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / Rai Sport
13:40 CET

Current Jersey Wearers:
GC
Georg ZIMMERMANN
Points
Filippo FIORELLI
KOM
Federico GUZZO
Youth
Pablo TORRES


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.318 [X] del
>>316
I will pray for the cyclist in your town instead


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.319 [X] del >>322
>>316
whats the occasion


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.320 [X] del
>>317
oooooo shiny


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.321 [X] del
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>>317
forgot the profile. the color options here are pretty nice.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 07:19 [Preview] No.322 [X] del
>>319
easter weekend away from home


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 07:22 [Preview] No.323 [X] del >>324
also check this out
Tom PIDCOCK
T*o GAMERSHART


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.324 [X] del >>326
>>323
how to rainbow


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.325 [X] del
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Classic Grand Besançon Doubs (1.1)
Besançon - Montfaucon
168.65km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/classic-grand-besancon-doubs/2025/startlist

Live Stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/classic-grand-besancon-doubs/2025/result/live

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport MAX / TNT Sport / France 3 Burgogne-Franche-Comté / L'Équipe
14:30 CET


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.326 [X] del
>>324
see help in the top bar for the colors. it's meme and autism in brackets. let's see if I can write it here with the code function
[meme]memco[/meme]
[autism]wout[/autism]


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.327 [X] del >>328>>331>>353
admin there’s a /cyc/ on sharty do I tell them I think it’s the german coomer british shizo and one of the americans (not the shizo)


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.328 [X] del >>332
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>>327
please not the Brit...


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.329 [X] del >>330
I WATCH THIS SPORT FOR THE TWINKS


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.330 [X] del
>>329
BASED


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.331 [X] del >>332
>>327
I've seen it too, please don't tell them


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.332 [X] del >>334
>>328
>>331
I won’t don’t worry.. our OG thread from where we migrated is still on /mtv/ smarts will find us anyway


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.333 [X] del
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De Brabantse Pijl - La Flèche Brabançonne ME (1.Pro)
Beersel - Overijse
162.6km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/brabantse-pijl/2025/startlist

Live Stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/brabantse-pijl/2025/result/live

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / TNT Sports / Sporza / RTL / L'Équipe TV / TV2
15:00 CET


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.334 [X] del >>335
>>332
Can we delete it? Honestly might as well remove the links from the velodrama


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.335 [X] del >>336
>>334
rusbert is still MIA. I'm not missing the Danes, but we need at least one to root for Mads.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.336 [X] del >>338>>343
>>335
4chan will be back so we can just use this as a small vacation from the shitposters


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.337 [X] del >>339>>340
>Cyclisme : l’UCI va tester la limitation des braquets en fin de saison
how is this supposed to even work. gives the small lightweight riders all the advantage as the watt monsters would just run out of gears.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.338 [X] del >>341
>>336
What are the chances that all the schizo , the danes and the coomers miss it out? Honestly it feels like a lot of them are the same posters


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.339 [X] del
>>337
this is so fucking retarded


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.340 [X] del
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>>337


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.341 [X] del
>>338
I've suspected the brit is atleast samefagging under 2 flags for a long time now
They always show up together in a shitposting rampage too


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.342 [X] del >>344>>348
>Have you monitored other chains like 8kun? I've seen cyc nowhere else. It'll take a few weeks I think.
I'm sorry Bert, try to find /cyc/ harder.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.343 [X] del >>346
>>336
idk bert the entire admin is doxxed lots of people with an axe to grind if too many of them bail they wont be able to get a new group going as vetting will be impossible


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.344 [X] del >>347>>354>>355
>>342
can you ban people here? maybe we should remove the links in goomble
I really don't want one of the schizos to bombard a slow thread like this


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.345 [X] del
If you don't pay licence fees, you shouldn't be on the road.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.346 [X] del
>>343
it will be back Eventually


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.347 [X] del
>>344
I'm not going to power trip and banning people because I don't like them. yeah, when they become a pain in the ass or post rosenbert pics, then it's a ban. but there are some janitor tools like banning image hashes, that could come in handy if fignon-anon should ever find this place.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.348 [X] del
>>342
the fact he complains about moderation irks me, I think it’s brittshizo he’s not ESL


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.349 [X] del >>350>>352>>353>>363
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did i miss anything? why does everyone think remco is washed. yes he's coming back to racing but cmon.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.350 [X] del >>351
>>349
first race after a chute I don’t believe either he said he’s targeting LBL


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.351 [X] del
>>350
some of it might just be the sporza stars being so reductionist. i see him next to powless and del grosso and balk


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.352 [X] del
>>349
it's too easy for him


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.353 [X] del
>>327
Alpha Centauri situeish, capsules scattered all around the interwebz waiting for outside contact.
Don't tell them, this wasn't exactly an IQ test - to get along on endchan - but it was a general fitness, maybe a "g" test.
Schizobrit is definitely there, I don't mind him most of the time but he is still a schizo. Bet all the trannies will be there too.
>>349
9 stars, me like most of us, it will be bold if someone has more.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.354 [X] del
>>344
Yeah, I think I will remove my link now. We can send out a batsignal to Rusbert via his folder.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.355 [X] del
>>344
Good point, already reverted my goombling name.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.356 [X] del
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Removed my link too


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.357 [X] del >>360
>have to do one of the quizzes in the OP to find out about the link to this website.
>have to watch a race and see the link painted on the street at 69km and some bert holding up a small cardboard 700 meters from the finish line
yup, that should be good enough to find this place


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.358 [X] del >>361
NORDHAGEN has a serious chance to get his first (of many) professional wins at GP Doubs. should just be a w/k test which should suit him. personally I am rooting for KULSET and DINA


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.359 [X] del >>378
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The great /cyc/ schizma


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.360 [X] del
>>357
Yes. If you don't pay enough attention for that, you don't pay attention at ALL


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.361 [X] del >>362
>>358
he's the next jumbo fraud, his results are very disappointing


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.362 [X] del
>>361
nah. he will be very good.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.363 [X] del
>>349
can't give jihadists 3 stars now can we


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.364 [X] del
wasn't aware that pogi's gf rides for patje's angels now. I guess van der Breggen tries to win the arrow femmes avec zwift


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.365 [X] del >>366
So pog actually doing amstel? Interesting


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.366 [X] del
>>365
I wonder if he'll skip fleche, there's no glory in winning that twice
although maybe he wants the sweep


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.367 [X] del >>368>>370>>657
>islamic remco
Unironically i like wout more than before now.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.368 [X] del
>>367
remco goes through even a sliver of the suffering wout goes through daily and he cowardly flees to a higher power. wout simply wallows in his kwab, basks in it.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.369 [X] del
>>1
can someone with a pastebin account make a comment on webm folder that we are here. The more the merrier


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.370 [X] del >>371
>>367
Don't know what wout got to do with this but clearly I don't care about remco anymore. Will gladly enjoy ben hilly drop him in liege


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.371 [X] del
>>370
im becoming a remco truther solely because it would be the only thing that will stop ardennes being a pogstomp. if the prophet isnt in form and pog isnt assassinated we will just be witnessing alot of greatness this week.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.372 [X] del >>373
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future muslims


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.374 [X] del
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> he believes in what?


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.375 [X] del
>>373
there are memco cycling caps? I'm enticed.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.376 [X] del
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I mean where are you supposed to go if you’re religious in the west?


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.377 [X] del >>382>>388
>"My mobile phone exploded after my victory. Not only with congratulations, but also with messages from people who wanted to reserve a piece of camembert. People had been joking about it within the group for days, but it turns out to be a fable," says Loockx.

>“That is also a mystery to us,” chairman Laurent Aubry tells Sporza. “In the past, the winner would get a big box of camembert on the podium. But it wasn’t filled with kilos of that cheese. It was filled with cider and two cubes of camembert.”

>Aubry can laugh about the fact that the entire cycling world has believed in the myth for decades. “To be honest, it seems quite complex to me to pay the winner his weight in camembert. You really need a lot of cheese for that, and that wouldn’t be good for the figure either,” the Frenchman laughs.

never been more disappointed


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.378 [X] del
>>359
The great G2 slurpage.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.379 [X] del >>380
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ok, if adding the horse category flag of rusbert doesn't summon him, I'm out of idea.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.380 [X] del >>381
>>379
he's still active in the female velogoomble but the fignon retard is also in there so I won't risk it


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.381 [X] del >>383
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>>380
people actually play that? huh


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.382 [X] del >>388
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>>377
I posted about this myth YEARS ago, PPATTT. Surely it still is in the archives somewhere


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.383 [X] del >>385
>>381
ofcourse, it's part of the extended velogame championship after all


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.384 [X] del
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kwab


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.385 [X] del
>>383
/cyc/ GC is allthat matters


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.386 [X] del >>389>>397
I looked on sharty fit and it's indeed schizos and coomposters. Let them stay here, a containment board, if you will.

Miss me some rusbert though


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.387 [X] del
fraud bennett in the abruzzo break


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.389 [X] del >>391
>>386
who else are we missing


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.390 [X] del >>396
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So this is the famous dutch cuisine I keep hearing about?


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.391 [X] del >>392
>>389
finnbert, bertolo, the canadian wout hater, probably some more Belgians


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.392 [X] del >>393>>394>>403
>>391
irlandaise. and all of my beloved compatriots


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.393 [X] del
>>392
for a guy that constantly posts about his goombling and axelgaard it's weird that the irishman didn't make the jump


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.394 [X] del >>395
>>392
Baukebert and other Dutchberts too. It's just me I think :(. Bertão. Norbert


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.395 [X] del >>401
>>394
Bertao and norbert are here


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.396 [X] del
>>390
Looks like a kidney stone sharted out on a poo poo platter.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.397 [X] del >>399
>>386
That thread is just schizobrit talking to himself. PLEASE let him stay there


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.398 [X] del >>409
>Might venture to tiz chat and see if I can get a small announcement, that's asking a lot I know but just maybe. Berts must be reunited. This will not do.
kek, (habs?)bert finally getting the right idea. considering 8kun, some alt-chan backstory. they used to have an active /sp/orts board on old 8chan, but they moved away after the whole migration to a new board engine failed. /sp/ was the guineapig for that operation. they moved first to this site, but then to 76chan that adopted the url one of the regular posters and is still active as sportschan.org. but they are more geared to baseball and american football and spend most of their time discussing news and politics. they don't have flags, which I think is essential for /cyc/.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.399 [X] del
>>397
>Unfortnuately cyc seemed to reject any form of outer thread community and we've got to scan the web to bring everyone back until 4chan maybe comes back in a few months.
filtered hard


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.400 [X] del >>408
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Really, hmm, curious who made it and who didn't to G1 and who formed other echelons.
It is coming together eventually as we have discussed extensively but I don't know if /cyc/ office will not make these bits of information actionable in some form.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.401 [X] del >>402>>404
>>395
There's more than one bertão, though


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.402 [X] del
>>401
huh, my flag was correct automatically last time


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.403 [X] del
>>392
yeah, that's still quite a number of Berts we're missing. some sort of reach out is in order to get some more berts here.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.404 [X] del >>405
>>401
Madouasbertao was at most lurking for weeks now, it was all feastbertao posting with the Portugese flag.

Oh it's you. I also keep forgetting to change my flag manually and end up with the land of the free.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.405 [X] del
>>404
there is at least a 3rd bertão that comes and goes
he also doesn't goomble


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.406 [X] del >>411
why is the brit so obsessed anyway, dude hasn't cycled in years


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nothing happening at the femmes


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.408 [X] del
>>400
our scandinavian friends with a shocking performance in the crosswinds. it will never be the same without the danes


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.409 [X] del
>>398
it’s obviously him also 8kun is a p*do shithole I rather be forced to endure soyteens than spent a minute there


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.410 [X] del
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>I'll spend next few weeks searching daily.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.411 [X] del
>>406
Probably the most human interaction he has had the last 10 years was on cyc when the eventual Bert takes pity and answer him normally


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.412 [X] del >>413
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Currently mounting gr*v*l tires on me old Mavic wheels, it goes surprisingly easier than the contis
Old habits die hard


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.413 [X] del >>415>>416>>418>>419
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>>412
i mounted them the other way around, fuck


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.415 [X] del >>429
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>>413


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.416 [X] del >>429
>>413


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.417 [X] del >>429
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Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.418 [X] del >>429
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>>413


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.419 [X] del >>429
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>>413


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.424 [X] del
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we live in Abruzzo


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.425 [X] del >>427
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Took the liberties of a whole board just for ourselves and made an dedicated/archive fred for stats and shits.

>>414


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.427 [X] del >>431
>>425
looks like almost all berts still made a team. promising. or they just made it before the site died


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Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.429 [X] del
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>>415
>>416
>>417
>>418
>>419

Only one of them, i didnt see the "rotation" symbol so I guessed. And I guessed wrong.
But man I can put on SO easily you wouldn't believe


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:52 [Preview] No.430 [X] del
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with all the snow you would think they are somewhere up north in Italy. looks like a nice region for being somewhere in the middle of the boot shaped country.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:54 [Preview] No.431 [X] del
>>427
Berts would make teams even without any website.

Its the silent bound that links us all. Berts would psyop each other just buy team names.


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shamefur dispray


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.433 [X] del
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break of the day at Pfeil von Brabant


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.434 [X] del
femmes look interesting. still wont watch tho


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.435 [X] del >>436
we have the same team polebro except the 4 pointer is different


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.436 [X] del >>437
>>435
Heh, thought about Azparren but he usually needs a more ondulato ride.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:07 [Preview] No.437 [X] del >>445
>>436
I only took him for the possible assist points tbh


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.438 [X] del >>439>>441>>445>>486
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Thr front wheel is anything but true though
Should I call it good to go?


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.439 [X] del >>444
>>438
Pump it up to normal pressure and wait, it ll fix itself


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:12 [Preview] No.440 [X] del >>442
abruzzo break is being kept in check by IMAMURA, COLLEONI, and D'AMATO. grupo bennett should be ashamed of themselves


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:13 [Preview] No.441 [X] del >>444
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>>438
your tire isn't seated properly yet. try to overinflate it to some higher pressure first.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.442 [X] del >>443
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>>440
actually, according to pcs MASUDA is at the front. which is puzzling, because MASUDA DNF'd yesterday. somethings fishy


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:15 [Preview] No.443 [X] del
>>442
thanks, I just deleted the message so people don't know what's up


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:17 [Preview] No.444 [X] del
>>439
>>441
alright thanks


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:21 [Preview] No.445 [X] del
>>437
My Strade tactix, I am not so sure about Pidcock's podium so I went with a mixed-use jobber who can still slip into top 30.
>>438
It will be annoying, but you can ride to a bike shop with a compressor and ask them to overinflate it so it pops in.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.446 [X] del
lamborghini goes


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:28 [Preview] No.447 [X] del
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How am I the only Vito BRAET believer


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:28 [Preview] No.448 [X] del
all those Danish flags on the moskesstraat
pas normal


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.449 [X] del >>450
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memco just keeps on giving


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.450 [X] del
>>449
Saving that, easy future use.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.451 [X] del >>452
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So I went to a new hairdresser since my usual one is gone, dead. How do these Turks do it so cheap. And they are like "yes sir, okay sir" and actually take their time. They even gave me a free bottle of wax.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.452 [X] del >>472
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>>451
..hairdresser?


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.453 [X] del
Lamborghini might get humbled after all


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.454 [X] del
nice last ditch effort from the females, not retarded for once
too weak though


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.455 [X] del
GRANDE


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:43 [Preview] No.456 [X] del
>Evenepoel will therefore have to ride with stabilizing tape in the upcoming races. "That will allow me to do it. As long as I grip the handlebars firmly, I don't feel any pain. I just hope I don't ride through a pothole too often, because then I get a big stab of pain.

>on Lelgian roads
LOL. I hope you didn't pick this guy Bert


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.457 [X] del
zimmerman working his doms to death. both hard pulled off and hes trying to wave them back in. kino


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.458 [X] del
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tankman


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:48 [Preview] No.459 [X] del
>On Sunday, Van Aert finished 4th in Paris-Roubaix. He fell and that crash left its mark.

>"It did bother me a bit. Maybe more than I thought," Van Aert said.

excuse already set for another moral victory


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:50 [Preview] No.460 [X] del
>longo borghini speaking Dutch
not bad


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:52 [Preview] No.461 [X] del >>463>>465>>470
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MAMA MIA


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.462 [X] del
>DANCE Tour


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:55 [Preview] No.463 [X] del
>>461
it's maybe for the better that coomerbert doesn't see this pic


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.464 [X] del
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vache categorie


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.465 [X] del
>>461
Yeah, she has that unfortunate ass shape that weighs down a lot and takes 1 out of the total max score of 10.
Had a girl like that, dark enough to maybe come off as a beurette, especially when tanned, but her ass was maxed out for her carrying capabilities because she was a dancer but it wasn't perfect and it had this saggy quality to it.

Oumi has a great ass still. Don't know why I am writing this, maybe nostalgia to the olden days of no worry in life despite being rather poor and limited in possibilities.


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suffering in giro lands


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.467 [X] del >>471
is there a reason why so many of the best riders in the peloton are wifeguys? feels disproportionate to other sports, i suppose there are no cyclista groupies.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.469 [X] del
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attaque fdj
the little squeaker that could


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.470 [X] del >>657
>>461
>is islam good for you


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.471 [X] del
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>>467
they are dog guys, so they need someone paying attention to them while they ride.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.472 [X] del >>473
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>>452


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.473 [X] del
>>472
This is LITERALLY me now


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.474 [X] del
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place, japan


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.475 [X] del
>Lund is shitting on DSM because the staff is too lax with the points race
it's officially over


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.476 [X] del
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>Chemin dit le Bois


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:18 [Preview] No.477 [X] del >>478>>479
hearing jose been's voice fills me with an indescribable rage. i do not understand how they dont can her. surely they can find some jobber to talk shit while commentating cyclismo and not actively hinder the experience.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.478 [X] del >>480
>>477
They could always replace her with the sbiffing troon


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.479 [X] del
>>477
Now I hear her in my head, thanks.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.480 [X] del
>>478
i mentally block out that they did commentary. i have a soft spot for the two scottish bipolar queers [obree/millar] i really like the old peugeout documentary, very good classic cyclismo.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tyt4VwgZoYY


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:26 [Preview] No.481 [X] del
My favorite jose been of this year has been that she went on a minute long rant about how bad belgians were in the Congo


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that's some hard slurpage here, looking good for bax and oliveira


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.483 [X] del
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squeak


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:29 [Preview] No.484 [X] del
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UAEwinslol


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Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.486 [X] del
>>438
You can be lazy with disc wheels, would be more problematic with rim brakes.
But... how is the spoke tension? Anything loose?


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.487 [X] del
BIG victory for Zimzam


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.488 [X] del
SON of a BITCH, Ivo Oliveira again. With DISGUSTING ease. I am SQUEAKING


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:31 [Preview] No.489 [X] del >>490
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top 10


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:32 [Preview] No.490 [X] del
>>489
why do his arms look like that


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:32 [Preview] No.491 [X] del
Tudor really dropped the ball this race, should have been an easy GC win for Brenner pass
UAE dopage not even worth mentioning


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remember when I didn't pay attention to this fredheim guy and he's actually half decent against a bunch of squeakers


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:34 [Preview] No.493 [X] del
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Zimmermann wins Abruzzo Giro. Germany doing what France couldn't.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:35 [Preview] No.494 [X] del >>560
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Uh oh Pogiboys... The GOAT is BACK


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:42 [Preview] No.495 [X] del >>503
HAYTER Ethan (Soudal Quick-Step) is dropped from peloton


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fdj blocking the road


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.497 [X] del
Surely UIJTDEBROEKS will go thermonuclear at the Montfaucon (Souvenir Victor Lafay)


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German anthem starts playing


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:49 [Preview] No.499 [X] del
stupid RAI actually said Deutschland über alles hahahahahaha


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:53 [Preview] No.500 [X] del
NORDHAGEN CHUTE


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Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:54 [Preview] No.502 [X] del
who even is the EF leader here?


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No.503 [X] del
>>495
Can't we set it so this is automatically filtered to **


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.504 [X] del
allez squillaume


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.505 [X] del >>506
Hey there is some filter already, what the FUCK


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.506 [X] del
>>505
it's not a filter, but you triggered the spoiler function


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.507 [X] del
GUYONNET goes solo


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.508 [X] del
philosopher king rapid


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.509 [X] del
memco's position not the greatest


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guillaume rapid


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 13:59 [Preview] No.511 [X] del
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bert heh


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:00 [Preview] No.512 [X] del
we are so BACK panachebros


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inhumanas


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:02 [Preview] No.514 [X] del
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Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.515 [X] del
close


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.516 [X] del >>519
>Berthe losing to some caja rural shitter
Lmao


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the philosopher wins


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:04 [Preview] No.518 [X] del >>528
>cian can't even top 10 a coupe de france race


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.519 [X] del
>>516
ahem. he rides for BURGOS. big difference.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.520 [X] del
>Maybe name your goombler team on velogames "We're on soyjak.st/fit" or something like this.
nice trolling


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top 10


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:06 [Preview] No.523 [X] del
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top 20


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.524 [X] del
Fucken Shitcock.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.525 [X] del
REMCO REMCO REMCO


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.526 [X] del >>530
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I visited this 2 years ago. it's some funny zoo and historical museum mixture. also very nice historic HRE city before France gobbled it up.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.527 [X] del
they're never catching memco and wout


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.528 [X] del >>658
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>>518
he literally assassinated nordhagen who was on his wheel. unbelievable level of fraudulence


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oh wow


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.530 [X] del
>>526
Very comfy.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.531 [X] del >>534
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Oh yeah, and Arambaru baiting everyone after that sulphurous performance.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.532 [X] del
I welcome the berts that finally found us. please pay attention to the velogame next time.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.533 [X] del
damn i missed the attaque


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.534 [X] del >>540
>>531
i wasnt sure they wouldnt be going for TEUNS of all people and aranbaru goes on sunday


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:15 [Preview] No.535 [X] del
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haven't seen the attack of Roglic stealing the victory of some other rider at paris - nice in a while on eurosport


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.536 [X] del
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also wasn't this the ITT stage that remco won with the coof and dropped out the next day.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.537 [X] del
desastrous velodrama this one again


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.538 [X] del >>541
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look at those frauds


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.539 [X] del
too more rondes


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.540 [X] del
>>534
He may be still there, it was hectic(tm) up the first Moskesstraat, but anyway once he was on the startlist my TEUNS doubts vaporized for the Incinerator of Itzulia.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.541 [X] del
>>538
you just know shitcock wont contest the bunch sprint and ruin multiple veloteams


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.542 [X] del >>544
>almost complete peloton
surely they won't slurp


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is this some muslim thing that memco helps wout so much?


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.544 [X] del
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>>542


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.545 [X] del >>547
where’s pidkek?


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.546 [X] del
remco I kneel. I should never have doubted him.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.547 [X] del
>>545
5 teams beside you have all tree of them.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.548 [X] del
I usually don't root for IPT or Br*ts, but I want a Blackmore win for media reactions


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.549 [X] del
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Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.550 [X] del >>552
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>remco on cobbles
rare


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.551 [X] del
W*ut looks strongest he looked in a while


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.552 [X] del
>>550
The tether almost broke too


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what is it with all the Danes? are there that many of them working in Bruxelles at some EU institution.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.554 [X] del
FUCK of course I removed Richie Blackmore from my FUCKING team


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.555 [X] del >>556
it's going to be such a massacre on sunday


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.556 [X] del >>560>>561
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>>555
the question is how to fill the rest of the velogoomblin team after spending most of the points for remco and pogi


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.557 [X] del >>559>>570
I should have known Remco would be good on Mosquestraat, damnit


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.558 [X] del
Tibor del Keuninck chase


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.559 [X] del >>563
>>557
last time he lost there he spent the entire day reriding it


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.560 [X] del
>>556
PPATTT >>494


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.561 [X] del
>>556
Hilly + assists points


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uni bet that bunda


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.563 [X] del
>>559
Why didn't you tell me this before I made my team. But anyway, it was a joke. Remco. Mosque. Get it hehe


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.564 [X] del
yo this alpecin chase is dangerous


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.565 [X] del
A rare case of G2 not actually slurping


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.566 [X] del
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remco remco remco


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black no more


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.568 [X] del
Wout looks dead but somehow hanging on


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.569 [X] del >>571
Blackmore more like black less


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.570 [X] del
>>557
if someone helps alpecin they could pull this back. if


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.571 [X] del
>>569
My joke was funnier. If Germanbert was here he would laugh


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.572 [X] del >>574
>wout grimacing behind remco on the flat
oh no no no no


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.573 [X] del
Isn't this the first time Memco vs. W*ut, just the too of them?


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.574 [X] del
>>572
He loses the sprint


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:51 [Preview] No.575 [X] del
remco the undefeated king in dropping riders in two man groups. ive seen this race before with madouas/lutsenko/etc


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.576 [X] del
Watch wout lose the sprint


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.577 [X] del >>583>>592
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/cyc/ G2 starting to seriously go for the whole velodrama team naming.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.578 [X] del
the result of this race will feed stupid debates when the WC comes


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.579 [X] del
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this is what spending the whole winter with Oumi at home does to a man


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.580 [X] del
Attaque de Baudin (dopage)


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wait this isn't powerless


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.582 [X] del
W*ut doing his best grug impression


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.583 [X] del
>>577
they have been very slow at figuring things out. you might say they are slurping.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.584 [X] del
Oh yeah I have Morgado. Where is Morgado


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wout suffering


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.586 [X] del >>588
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I feel bad now that I have cursed him.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.587 [X] del >>589>>590>>592>>593
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>hopefully at least the polish dude will be able to see it and maybe he can edit league name


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.588 [X] del
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>>586


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.589 [X] del
>>587
Isn't the czech the league owner anyway


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>>587
Seen that.
Kinda comedy, kinda cruel.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.591 [X] del >>657
Free us from islam wout


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.592 [X] del >>644
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>>577
>>587
Goddammit, it is not that hard navigating the internets.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.593 [X] del
>>587
That's not even possible. You can't do SHIT after creating the league


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Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.595 [X] del
wout didn't show a pain face this bad in ronde or roubaix, must be bluff


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.596 [X] del
W*ut slurping as usual


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.597 [X] del
time for pidders to rehearse his 2019 mvdp amstel recreation on sunday


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.598 [X] del
Only Vito Braet can save me now


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.599 [X] del
S E E T H E


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.600 [X] del
need this remco interview if he loses


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.601 [X] del
lol


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.602 [X] del
>Wout
LOLOLOLOLOLOL


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.603 [X] del
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wtf was this


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.604 [X] del
hahahahahha


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.605 [X] del
RETURN OF THE KING
REMGOD
MASSALLAH


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.606 [X] del
MorgadoGOD


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.607 [X] del
remember when this guy won bunch sprints. guess they dont do sprint training on teide


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how buck broken is wout?
morgado 3rd


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.609 [X] del
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classic


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MEMCO
E
M
C
O


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.611 [X] del >>615
man, wtf was wout's training this year

his sprint has never been so bad


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.612 [X] del >>617
And what the fuck was that G2 """sprint"""


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.613 [X] del
It's sad that it's not even surprising anymore. Could he even beat Kelderman in the sprint anymore?


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gigachads together
remco making tankman running


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.615 [X] del
>>611
Up and down the mountain


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.616 [X] del
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It never ends


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.617 [X] del
>>612
I think Morgado opened a gap and then misjudged the finish line


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.618 [X] del
not convinced he can stick it to the slovenian. lets see if he can do it in the 1.UWT


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moral victory for wout. building up remco, so he stays in cycling.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.620 [X] del
Fucking hell where is Vito Braet. It's over for me


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.621 [X] del
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top 10
aranburu pickers rejoicing


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.622 [X] del
I just had to go for Baudin instead of Christen...

Also,
>pidcvck


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.623 [X] del >>627
I get that Urgay meister but
>PRADES Eduard
Excuse me?


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.624 [X] del >>625
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Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.625 [X] del
>>624
>tankman looking on quizzically


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.626 [X] del >>631>>637
I really hope rusbert made a webm of tankman running.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.627 [X] del
>>623
If PRADES can do this, you wait for what my boy BABOR will do at the Grandisima


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.628 [X] del
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>2 lost sprints for win
>2 lost sprints for podium


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.629 [X] del >>632
Slovenian Bert is taking this, easily.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.630 [X] del >>640
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>I made a /cyc/ lifeboat discord server btw I've put it on the goombler team name. I have to wait until the entry opens for spring races because only the woman race was up but hopefully at least the polish dude will be able to see it and maybe he can edit league name, idk. The link is as the DS's name so I don't doubt every goombler over the next week will see, especially as I'm very likely to win Amstel.

>The future of cyc relies on me winning amstel goomble so if you have any secret pick you MUST disclose it now.

>I can’t post discord link but look on goomble league then look at the womans league, I am on the bottom with link.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.632 [X] del
>>629
Non attention payers who are not here do not count


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>>631
t. hanks


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.634 [X] del >>635
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>


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.635 [X] del
>>634
kwab


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.636 [X] del
alright. this is it. im never picking shitcock again. this time i really mean it. this time is different then the last time i said this. nope. not picking him. never again. last time.


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>>626
>>631
ahh, I'm too slow. anyway


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.638 [X] del
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Again, an adjustment from Remco to Wout needed those two extra points that may have been spent on Morgado or the Urgay champ.
Again, an adjustment that is detrimental to the performance of me team.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.639 [X] del >>641
What number of big are we at with pidders? Big 50?


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.641 [X] del
>>639
He is elebenth in this BIG koers.


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>>640
KEK, they found us! Seal the doors! Flood the cellar!


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.643 [X] del
>11: PIDCOCK Thomas
pleasantly suprised. also my super secret pick GEENS finishes one spot outside of the points. sad!


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>>592
it's really funny, but they can't make new teams for superclasico sixes until Amstel openes for picks. so they made teams for the girls velogoomblin. one of them is indeed habsbert. yeah, it's cruel how we actually know about it.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.645 [X] del
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>operation saving private habsbert


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>>640


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.647 [X] del >>651
Morgado looking happy


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full kwabbening with Oumi reward


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.649 [X] del >>654
> How is he ‘washed’ or is his form that bad that he shouldn’t go to the Giro? If anything, he is getting better and it proves he should be going to the Giro to keep improving.

>Stop spreading this bullshit men, he’s a really hardworking cyclist who deserves respect. He is probably one of the best and most complete cyclists from the last ten years.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.651 [X] del
>>647
why of course. no more cobbles. at least, Until Next Year


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.652 [X] del
>>650
In the end Bertc didn't have that huge of a lead.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.653 [X] del
Allah was pushing his legs


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.654 [X] del >>660
>>649
My friend is saying he will go for GC in the Giro goddamn Woutists smoke something else


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.655 [X] del >>658
>nordhagen 59th
Told you he was a fraud


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that hairline


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>>242
>>367
>>470
>>591
It's over, he fully converted.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.658 [X] del
>>655
>>528
ahem. please pay attention. if it wasnt for a certain belgian he would've won. this is simply a minor setback for the nordic dopeur


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Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:43 [Preview] No.660 [X] del
>>654
He's getting better every race. Trust the plan


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:50 [Preview] No.661 [X] del >>663
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Didn't kill any cyclist with the old cagemobile
Now we relax and ride


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:55 [Preview] No.663 [X] del >>664
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>>661
comfy, reminds me a bit of picrel


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.664 [X] del
>>663
Got a ride planned alongside these but tomorrow I do all the hills first


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.665 [X] del
Wout can't sprint with the shorter cranks
Just like vingegaard didn't look like he was on the right bike in PN


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 16:21 [Preview] No.667 [X] del
from my estimates all of the /cyc/ GC top10 made it here, except the danes and the ever-elusive Quinde. Most of the top20 is filled out too, seems like almost all of the attentionpayers made it.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 16:27 [Preview] No.669 [X] del
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vuelta al u r gay stage 8 just finished, I expected some coverage from bertaczek.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vXMSbKGgyiU [Embed]


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even un perro ran towards the finish line


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 16:37 [Preview] No.671 [X] del >>672>>674>>675
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What do we think of the Sallanches route? Looks like an absolute nightmare to control, but it feels we're going to have pogi in rainbow for a while


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 16:41 [Preview] No.672 [X] del >>673
>>671
what did i miss, have they stripped the negers of the WC already???


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 16:42 [Preview] No.673 [X] del >>676
>>672
2027 mega WC in france. Who care about the other disciplines really but at least we know the route. More or less the same as the one hinaut won


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 16:44 [Preview] No.674 [X] del >>676>>679>>684
>>671
hard route, couldn't even tell you who will do well here outside of pogacar
valverde should unretire for it


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 16:44 [Preview] No.675 [X] del >>677>>678
>>671
how many times are they supposed to ride this up? 810m of elevations over and over again, I wonder who wants to even participate in this besides the pure climbers.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 16:45 [Preview] No.676 [X] del
>>673
>>674
they even made shure to have it at normal levels to keep the south americans at bay


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 16:46 [Preview] No.677 [X] del >>681
>>675
it's 285 meters of elevation 20 times


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 16:46 [Preview] No.678 [X] del >>681
>>675
i think its supposed to say 285 meters of elevation game and the climb tops out at 810m height


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 16:46 [Preview] No.679 [X] del >>680
>>674
Here me out: Jonas. He even has a house on the other site of the valley


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 16:48 [Preview] No.680 [X] del
>>679
never heard of him


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 16:49 [Preview] No.681 [X] del
>>677
>>678
in that case, some diesels who can recover in the descends have a chance. basically joao in rainbow


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 16:49 [Preview] No.683 [X] del >>685
hello is this /cyc/


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 16:50 [Preview] No.684 [X] del
>>674
>2027
hopefully by then one of the megatalent zoomers will be in spitting distance of pog and give him a run for his rainbows


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 16:52 [Preview] No.685 [X] del >>686
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>>683
no, this is /bert/


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 16:54 [Preview] No.686 [X] del >>687>>689
>>685
good, glad to be back, being rangebanned for months is shit
any fellow berts riding AGR as well tomorrow (and watching the race on the road on Sunday)? see you all there


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 16:55 [Preview] No.687 [X] del >>688
>>686
What did you do?


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 16:58 [Preview] No.688 [X] del >>689
>>687
internet provider changed and couldn't post anymore due to 'abuse'
granted certain people ruined the thread quality so i did not miss that


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 17:01 [Preview] No.689 [X] del
>>688
>>686
happend to me at least twice on 4chinz because i have a really small local provider but i could just appeal to the tranny jannies via the support ticket and was unbanned


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 17:16 [Preview] No.690 [X] del >>694
God FUCKING damnit someone is sending schizo brit here. Of course "suddenly" that Fignon retard will show up too and we are gone, dead


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.691 [X] del >>692>>693>>698
Who is doing this


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 17:19 [Preview] No.692 [X] del >>695>>696>>720
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>>691


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 17:19 [Preview] No.693 [X] del >>697
>>691
We have a traitor in our midst


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 17:20 [Preview] No.694 [X] del >>698
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>>690
great


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 17:21 [Preview] No.695 [X] del
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>>692
ffs, this is NOT okay


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 17:22 [Preview] No.696 [X] del
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>>692


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 17:25 [Preview] No.697 [X] del >>702
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>>693
i wonder who would be able to do such a thing..


Bert Admin 04/18/2025 (Fri) 17:26 [Preview] No.698 [X] del >>702>>709
>>691
There are always more lurkers than posters, and the chans are full of funny guys who like to pull "pranks" and fuck with communities. Endchan has its own handful of bored tards, can't do much about it.

>>694
Those numbers might not be correct. Give it a bit of time and will change. Plus it shows only those who have realtime enabled.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 17:26 [Preview] No.699 [X] del
I'm sure team leaders at the /cyc/ office will take responsibility for their juniors. Upper management better not let this go unpunished.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 17:42 [Preview] No.700 [X] del
I actually knew this would happen which is why I didn't want to mention the fit thread with the schizo. Oh well


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 17:43 [Preview] No.701 [X] del
Was fun while it lasted


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>>697
>>698


Bert Admin 04/18/2025 (Fri) 17:47 [Preview] No.703 [X] del >>704>>705
My best suggestion: ignore the things which nag you. If trolls see they can provoke reaction they continues. Do not feed the trolls.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 17:48 [Preview] No.704 [X] del
>>703
>Do not feed the trolls.
/thread


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 17:49 [Preview] No.705 [X] del >>706>>708
>>703
This doesn't work, for some reason people always interact with the schizo. It's been years and years now


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 17:52 [Preview] No.706 [X] del >>708
>>705
Yeah, some just can help themselves.
And samefaggin of course.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 17:53 [Preview] No.707 [X] del
Can't even filter him here


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 17:53 [Preview] No.708 [X] del
>>705
>>706
That's the point. You can't change circumstances, but you can decide how to react.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 17:55 [Preview] No.709 [X] del >>710>>711>>747
>>698
I haven't followed the developments of endchan lately. I just glanced over /operate/ and saw some ddos attack happened a while ago and the other active boards here being populated the by allah A*stralians and some dvach refugees. this might be a problem if this site is somewhat banned in Russia, as one of our regular poster is from there, but we haven't managed to get in contact with him yet.
any possible problems or possible downtimes we need to be aware off? like yesterday it was shortly down, but o'dilly dilly aka odilitime fixed it quickly. the other imageboards with /sp/orts boards or good old sportschan for that matter either don't have flags and/or throw too many errors when trying to post many images and webms.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:00 [Preview] No.710 [X] del >>712
>>709
given the existence of /polru/ here i doubt this site is banned in russia


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:01 [Preview] No.711 [X] del
>>709
It was flood, and the attacker tried dos too. Happened similar before 2-3 years ago.
Yes, it is banned in Russia, not sure if both our domains. But by now Russians lurking on chans should know by now how to avoid government censorship. Also tor.
Short outages can happen, nothing in the plans in the near future. We added more disk space couple/some days ago, had to switch off the server.
If one domain isn't working try the other.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:02 [Preview] No.712 [X] del >>713>>716>>717>>738
>>710
Partially it was banned for some of the posts on polru.


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>>712
haha ok


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:04 [Preview] No.714 [X] del
To be more precise Roskomnadzor added us to their filter, and with some Russian ISPs the site doesn't load.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:07 [Preview] No.715 [X] del
4chan was banned in Russia or not? In the end his flag showed up.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.716 [X] del >>718>>729
>>712
Since when do we have berts in hungaria?


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.717 [X] del
>>712
kek


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:13 [Preview] No.718 [X] del
>>716
Atilla Valter and Kata Blanka Vas might be frauds, but at least they try to be the French riders.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:14 [Preview] No.719 [X] del
*beat
or maybe they want be French who knows


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:15 [Preview] No.720 [X] del >>722>>723
>>692
thx for the hint, habsbert checking in


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:20 [Preview] No.721 [X] del
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Et voila


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:21 [Preview] No.722 [X] del >>732
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>>720
QUICK DELETE THAT THREAD BEFORE THE SCHIZOS COME HERE


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:21 [Preview] No.723 [X] del
>>720
it wasn’t me but I’m glad you’re here


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:24 [Preview] No.724 [X] del >>726
Good evening, berts.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:24 [Preview] No.725 [X] del >>728>>731
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Belgian press never ceases to amaze me


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:25 [Preview] No.726 [X] del
>>724
FUCK


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Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:28 [Preview] No.728 [X] del >>730
>>725
Chief cycling hasn't pay attention for the last 4 years


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:28 [Preview] No.729 [X] del
>>716
That's the bossman around here, we can have our lair thanks to his graciousness.
Also in memoriam Team Thighs and Tummies.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:30 [Preview] No.730 [X] del
>>728
one of us?


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:30 [Preview] No.731 [X] del >>733
>>725
This guy eats shit in comments on everything he writes kek


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:33 [Preview] No.732 [X] del
>>722
I'm not on the computer with which I created the thread. but if the bert who posted the reference to endchan can delete his post I think we are safe for now. lets pray burgerschizo won't find this board

speaking of - how does this work here, you just create your own boards and moderate shit yourself? fuck 4chan then, thats way better


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:34 [Preview] No.733 [X] del >>735
>>731
I think these articles are engagement bait


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:34 [Preview] No.734 [X] del
Watching Wout lose was probably one of the greatest things I've seen this year. Should have been an absolute sitter.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:35 [Preview] No.735 [X] del >>737>>741
>>733
Sadly it's the same with the danish dude. He's not really predicting mads winning roubaix, just writing what the danes want to read


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:43 [Preview] No.737 [X] del >>740
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>>735
I saw this the other day on a Swiss newspaper. I don't know what they expect, some Zaugg winning Lombardia victory type again. maybe Hirschi wins LBL if the big tree are injured or having other season priorities one day if he's lucky.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:45 [Preview] No.738 [X] del
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>>712


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:46 [Preview] No.739 [X] del
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I wonder if that ameribert who was the moderator is here, I bet he's devastated to have lost his powers. Now, finally we as adults can discuss whatever we want in our containment thread. No one to police the threads. No ridiculous "to make this cycling related....". We are finally free of janiotorial subjugation.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tJ6kqBOZWBw [Embed]

Also did Irishbert find his way?


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:50 [Preview] No.740 [X] del
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>>737
>2020 Hirschi
Now that was a wheelrunner. Too bad alaph decided to ruin his chances


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:53 [Preview] No.741 [X] del
>>735
I don't know that guy is heavily autistic and always sucks off the same riders, like that time he couldn't stop going on about van gils.
Sporza articles are the same, pure delusion same with Wuyts. Those nieuwsblad columns are sterile


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:56 [Preview] No.742 [X] del >>743>>744>>746
Curiously few danebros


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 19:00 [Preview] No.743 [X] del
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>>742
RARE!


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 19:00 [Preview] No.744 [X] del
>>742
do we have wheelchair danbert with us??


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 19:01 [Preview] No.745 [X] del >>748
What are some good cycling animes?


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 19:01 [Preview] No.746 [X] del
>>742
or Slovenes for that matter. flags show up automatically, but if they are wrong you can choose one manually.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 19:03 [Preview] No.747 [X] del
>>709
i hope he manages to find us, i feel like he is one of the people who was the most invested in /cyc/. Who knows what happens to his mental health otherwise


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 19:03 [Preview] No.748 [X] del
>>745
Yoshimura Pedal


Pickle 04/18/2025 (Fri) 19:05 [Preview] No.749 [X] del
So missing in action are:

>danes
>slovenians
>irish bert
>rusbert
>finns

And maybe some extra dutch and frenchies. A few brits also, first brit post was made it seems. I remember a lot more burgers too.


Pickle 04/18/2025 (Fri) 19:08 [Preview] No.750 [X] del
We must find other brit, irish, finns and rusbro as a priority. They won't survive on the outside in the likes of r/peloton or tiz chats. Also green text format is absolutely diabolical. Automatically double spaces?


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 19:33 [Preview] No.752 [X] del
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Points are in.
>>751


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 19:34 [Preview] No.753 [X] del
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>reading the thread
some things never change. glad to be back, lads. unsurprised by the bitchy comments, but I'll leave it there. like 15 year old girls.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.755 [X] del >>756>>759>>762
time to go through some fraudulence
>32 UIJTDEBROEKS Cian Team Visma | Lease a Bike +1:27
>59 NORDHAGEN Jørgen Team Visma | Lease a Bike +5:17


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 20:16 [Preview] No.756 [X] del >>757
>>755
Just let him go already.
Wout suffering is funny, this guy is just sad.


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 20:19 [Preview] No.757 [X] del >>758
>>756
Where would he even go now? feels like a one way ticket to cofidis/IPT.. PCS say’s until 2027 wow Visma conned themselves hard


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 20:39 [Preview] No.758 [X] del
>>757
Huansheng - Vonoa - Taishan Sport Team or FNIX - SCOM - Hengxiang Cycling Team


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 22:08 [Preview] No.759 [X] del
>>755
>1 minute behind bookman
beyond fraudulence


Bert 04/18/2025 (Fri) 22:33 [Preview] No.761 [X] del
Uhhhh, maybe a janny is needed


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 00:28 [Preview] No.762 [X] del
>>755
nordhagen will WIN on mont poupet today. expect it. cian is washed tho should geniunely consider retirement poor guy


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.763 [X] del >>765>>812
Norwegians always get exposed after the junior races


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.765 [X] del >>766
>>763
Kristoff is the undisputed goat of Norwegian cycling. Too bad about that sprint in Bergen


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 06:04 [Preview] No.766 [X] del >>767
>>765
Hey now Blummenfelt is almost ready to win that TDF


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.767 [X] del >>769>>770
>>766
Sadly no one was offering him the money he deserves


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.768 [X] del >>771
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Tour du Jura Cycliste (1.1)
#Fraisans - Mont Poupet (Salin-les-Bains)/#
177.3km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-du-jura-cycliste/2025/startlist

Live Stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-du-jura-cycliste/2025/result/live

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport MAX / TNT Sport / France 3 Burgogne-Franche-Comté / L'Équipe
14:30 CET


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.769 [X] del
>>767
His last cope was that it's too much of a team sport


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.770 [X] del >>772
>>767
reminder that eternal jobber cameron WURF is/was considered one of the best cyclists in triathlon.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.771 [X] del
>>768
Rooting for my boy T-rex


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.772 [X] del
>>770
When Vino did his Ironman Hawaii 10 years after his career ended he only was 6 or 7 minutes slower on 180km than Wurf. He barely missed out on a overall top ten cycling split


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.773 [X] del >>774
Honestly if you ask me I rate yesterday show as impressive as grug vs pogi in rvv. A shame wout was hindered by his knee this winter or he would have surely been up there with these two. I say trust the plan and do the exact same schedule next year, he just got unlucky


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.774 [X] del
>>773
Based koersprofessor


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.775 [X] del >>776>>777
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Is this the eternal /cyc/ sticky then or do we switch up OP after a certain amount of time like in May new OP new thread etc


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.776 [X] del
>>775
Maybe at some point we can change just to avoid charging 10k messages


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.777 [X] del
>>775
I think 1000 posts per thread are the limit


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.778 [X] del >>779
ASO sisters...


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.779 [X] del >>781>>783
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>>778
Did a bertollo. Speaking of did we lose him too?


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.780 [X] del >>782
Hello is this the thread?


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.781 [X] del
>>779
so fucking narrow lol. its over. no way they do it now right?


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.782 [X] del >>784
>>780
Why am I a filthy burger


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.783 [X] del
>>779
Hidalgo strikes again


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.784 [X] del
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>>782
every country in the world belongs to America. if you're not from a guest country you can pick your flag manually. but don't abuse it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xUp62AGE9JU [Embed]


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.785 [X] del >>786
Scaroni is back for Amstel. Adjust


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.786 [X] del
>>785
PPATTT


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 10:04 [Preview] No.787 [X] del
>“What’s wrong with Wout!?” I was caught off guard today by how much negative chatter followed Wout Van Aert’s excellent performance in Brabantse Pijl. Are many seeing what I’m seeing? Apparently not. So I took a few minutes this afternoon to share my thoughts on his comeback performances—and how they might be pointing to bigger-picture goals that most people are missing. 1. “Wout is washed. His sprint is pathetic compared to his 2021 Champs-Élysées-winning sprint.”
Let’s kick this off with some facts that hit differently. Ironically, “2021 Champs-Élysées-winning Wout” lost Brabantse Pijl in a sprint to 128-pound Tom Pidcock. Yes, that’s right—the same guy who, in the same year, won the field sprint on the Champs-Élysées got beaten by a rookie pro climber in a sprint. This year? Wout lost the sprint to Olympic champion Remco… after both of them dropped Pidcock on a climb earlier. That sounds like an improvement over 2021 to me. Was he exceptional in the Tour de France in 2021? Absolutely. I would expect something similar in 2025.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.788 [X] del >>790
Abel BALDERSTONE is a fraud


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.789 [X] del
>Jan: "Er moeten keuzes gemaakt zijn in de training tijdens de stage op Tenerife. Volgens mij wilden ze de VLamax, het vermogen van je lichaam om heel snel melkzuur op te bouwen, zo laag mogelijk trainen voor langere inspanningen. Zo kan het lijken dat Van Aert minder goed is dan een paar jaar geleden. Maar dan vergeten we dat hij onderweg nu meer vermogen aan het duwen is dan toen. Het niveau is gewoon gestegen en eigenlijk is Van Aert ook heel goed."


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.790 [X] del >>791>>792
>>788
LITERALLY who


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.791 [X] del
>>790


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>>790
please pay attention to the sport


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.793 [X] del >>794>>795
all the fraudulent displays in the basque country are making this amstel goomble way harder than it should be


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.794 [X] del >>797
>>793
Everybody will have the same 4 riders and two random fore pointers


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.795 [X] del
>>793
The first 96 points have already been posted in Thai thread though


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.796 [X] del >>811
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...


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.797 [X] del >>798
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>>794


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.798 [X] del >>799
>>797
the four names have already been mentioned in this very ITT


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.799 [X] del >>801
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>>798
We only have a fraction of the posts and people STILL do not pay attention


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.800 [X] del >>803>>809
Nys is gonna be the bait, like brennan for roubaix


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.801 [X] del
>>799
you berts will call anything nonattentionpaying.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.802 [X] del >>804
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squillaumeyonet looking to break the curse


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.803 [X] del >>807>>809
>>800
No no, great pick, everyone remembers his Kurwatour exploits.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.804 [X] del >>806
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>>802
Well that's a strange result. Fake Thomas De Gendt demolishing everyone


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.805 [X] del
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I picked Ben Toilet again


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.806 [X] del
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>>804
Yeah those were some weird results in 2017


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.807 [X] del >>808
>>803
slaying onley and kelderman is indeed as astonishing feat


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.808 [X] del >>810>>816
>>807
why the fuck am i defaulting as a Canadian flag.
God spare me.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.809 [X] del
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>>800
>>803


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.810 [X] del
>>808
There is no shame in being Canadian, we do not judge.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.811 [X] del
>>796
waar Haller


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.812 [X] del >>833
>>763
I wonder if it's genetics like how africans develop way faster than europeans. Same with a lot of the third world. Not saying norway is third world, but then again


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.813 [X] del
What are the odds Pidcvck actually does well? He's got history at amstel gold. But against Remcuck and Pog odds are heavily stacked against him. I think top 5.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.814 [X] del >>815>>819
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Can you guess who's commentating?


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.815 [X] del
>>814
I'll buy letter E, boss.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.816 [X] del
>>808
kek I seem to float between sweden and france even if I select flag as belgium


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.817 [X] del
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T-Rex strong


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.818 [X] del >>822
>Pourquoi ce sont toujours les Français qui mettent le doute? C'est bizarre, non? Ce ne sont jamais les équipes espagnoles, italiennes ou belges. On est des râleurs je pense et parce qu'on ne gagne pas, ce sont les autres qui trichent", a jugé Bernard Hinault. "C'est quand même terrible, il faut qu'ils arrêtent. Ils tuent leur propre sport. Ils pourraient fermer leur gueule de temps en temps, ça fait du bien
>Quelles sont les preuves? Il est contrôlé comme ses coureurs (de Bernaudeau, NDLR), peut-être plus que les autres avec ses performances", a encore répondu Hinault, pas vraiment sur la même ligne que son ancien coéquipier. "Il faut arrêter les conneries. Je trouve ça ridicule qu'on soit toujours en train de mettre la suspicion sur les coureurs étrangers. Qu'est-ce qu'on dirait s'il était Français? Quand Alaphilippe a gagné des classiques et les Mondiaux, est-ce qu'on a dit qu'il y avait un doute? Non. Ça me fait mal au cœur d'entendre ça tout le temps."
>Vainqueur de Paris-Roubaix en tenue de champion du monde en 1981, Bernard Hinault s'est une nouvelle fois régalé dimanche dernier, où Pogacar a terminé deuxième de "l'Enfer du Nord" derrière Mathieu van der Poel. "Depuis que Pogacar est arrivé, ça me fait rêver", a lancé le Breton. "Avant, je me mettais devant la télévision pour les dix dernières minutes ou les dix derniers kilomètres car je savais qu'il n'allait rien se passer. Il y a une telle bagarre entre ces champions que ça te passionne, tu te dis 'ils vont se mettre une branlée ou quoi ces cons?' Et ils le font!"

Based Hinault is a believer


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.820 [X] del
oh la la, lab rats saved their strength for today


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.821 [X] del
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Cian and Bookman
name a more iconic duo


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.822 [X] del >>825
>>818
>Quand Alaphilippe a gagné des classiques et les Mondiaux, est-ce qu'on a dit qu'il y avait un doute?
Many people were saying allah was doped though


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 12:50 [Preview] No.823 [X] del
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Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 12:54 [Preview] No.824 [X] del >>826
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not sure how known this is, but our favourite female commentator is the DoC for q361/2. so just know when ever you see a social media post or press release from them, a certain someone is behind it


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.825 [X] del >>829
>>822
Bergeudeau is a sport director though. His remark was completely retarded even, what will happen if the dude puts his data? Yeah his watts are big, so what? Only a retard like vayer thinks that 7w/kg is a proof of doping


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.826 [X] del >>828
>>824
Why? Because she is a commentator and writer? She seems quite universally disliked for many reasons. Over opinionated and irriting. I must admit she does splurge out a lot of information during races, which is nice. But sometimes it's too much and you want a commentator to 'chill' with.

I bet she is autistic.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 12:58 [Preview] No.827 [X] del
always get a kick out of seeing how everyone in the pedalton wears white shoes. one brave total shitter seems to be in bright blue god bless


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.828 [X] del >>831
>>826
for how nepotism-ridden cycling is you'd think the ones without prior connections would be the cream of the crop. id rather listen to some geriatric has-beens then the woman. scrolling r*ddit seems to show some people out there geniunely enjoy her commentary.
>I really like listening to [REDACTED]'s commentary. It's a shame we don't get more races with her here in the US.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.829 [X] del
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>>825
No his watts are small, it's proof of motodoping


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.830 [X] del
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that road is brutal


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 13:14 [Preview] No.831 [X] del
>>828
> I really like listening to [REDACTED]'s commentary. It's a shame we don't get more races with her here in the US.
No need to guess the motives for these posts, imagine the upgoats and social credits they received. I don't mind her when she's on topic but her voice is coarse and boring.

Also she's a massive advertisement board, she goes through the teams in the peloton basically reeling out and saying "x sponsor does xyz, they sell this that the other" etc. That's fucking annoying.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.832 [X] del
t. rex is indeed the brother of l. rex


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.833 [X] del
>>812
What do you mean you wonder, it's youth doping. Is there anyone on the planet that still doesn't believe this?


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 13:27 [Preview] No.834 [X] del
Ok schizo


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.835 [X] del >>837
Lidl doing Tirol Rundfahrt with T*o, Lennergy and Ciccone. who is supposed to be the leader in this team? they face stiff competition in Colin STÜSSI.
>tfw no Rusbert seething at Stüssi


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.836 [X] del
ok nordhagen ive hyped you up too much to kwab dont fail me now


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.837 [X] del >>839>>841
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>>835
>Stüssi


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.838 [X] del
tietema's team does a good job this season being visible in breaks.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.839 [X] del >>844
>>837
real rusbert would post an annoyed pepe. please pay attention to his posting patterns.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.840 [X] del
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Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.841 [X] del
>>837
And ALL CAPS.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.842 [X] del
timothy rexosaurus lachee


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.843 [X] del >>852
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oh no t-rex laché by a conti shitter


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.844 [X] del
>>839
I find that they are doing well in general with the level of riders they have


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.845 [X] del
lab rats in shambles again


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.846 [X] del
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T-Rex caught by pedalton


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.847 [X] del
Truce in Russia/Ukraine apparently, now we know where rusbert has been. Brokering peace, just in time for Amstel tomorrow.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.848 [X] del
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getting close


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.849 [X] del
Jura looks comfy


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.850 [X] del
>ALLEZ THIBAUT PINOT


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.851 [X] del
bert heh


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.852 [X] del
>>843
Please show some respect to my boy eikingz


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.853 [X] del
cian exploding


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:19 [Preview] No.854 [X] del >>936
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haha lol c'est quoi ça


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.855 [X] del
The new Pogacar?


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.856 [X] del
Nordkwab


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.857 [X] del >>860
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the BIG comeback of French cyclisme.
squillaume wins


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.858 [X] del
Squillame s'imposant.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.859 [X] del >>861
this has to be some kind of humiliation ritual for the vismoids


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.860 [X] del
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>>857
Reminder that Cofidis let him go and signed Emu instead


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.861 [X] del
>>859
It's the post CO rebreather world


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.862 [X] del >>864
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top 10


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.863 [X] del
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comfy


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.864 [X] del >>870>>873
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>>862
That's not the top 10, it's the standings of COUPE DE FRANCE. If Rusbert was here he would be relentless


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.865 [X] del >>867
Insanely weak by Nordhagen


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.867 [X] del >>869>>872
>>865
What about uijtdebroeks


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.868 [X] del
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Damn, I missed GUYONNET being sulphurous two days in a rode.

But it was an absolutely lovely ride


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.869 [X] del
>>867
Gone, dead
Can't lower his saddle anymore


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.870 [X] del
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>>864
It's Classement Coude France FDJ, only FDJ riders should be eligible


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.871 [X] del
Widar wins the u23 LBL because he's too afraid to go to real races


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.872 [X] del
>>867
+14:47


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.873 [X] del
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>>864
it's the top 10 of the standings of coupe the france


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.874 [X] del
le philosophe


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.875 [X] del
the yearly question why the real ronde van limburg is named after a beer imitate from Amsterdam?


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.876 [X] del >>877>>878
Suissebert made me reinstall EUIV after commenting on HRE past of some lands de Bourgogne.
Currently playing as BRABANT.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.877 [X] del >>879
>>876
Yes, the Freigrafschaft/Franches-Comté even belonged to Barbarossa at a time of history. It was an independent unit but most of the time in some form or another part of the middle empire of Burgundy-Flanders until they lost to the Suisse confederacy.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.878 [X] del >>879
>>876
I have probably sunk at least 14hr a day into HOI4 the past week, never played EU4 but it's on the list. Victoria 3 or 4 whatever it is looks pretty fun too. I concluded CK3 is just a big pile of shite.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.879 [X] del >>881>>950
>>877
Your Syndic was a 6-6-6 for a while and his name was Honegger.
>>878
Luckily never got into HOI4 for good, I will buy it on some humblebundle though. Wonder when they will make EUV offishel.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.880 [X] del >>882
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Amstel Gold Race OFFICIAL /bet/

>Pogacar 1.44
>Evenepoel 6.5
>Nys 15
>Pidcvck 17
>Aert 21
>Gils 23
>Healy 23
>Matthews 29
>Laurance 34
>Aranburu 51
>Skjelmose 81
>Powless 81
>Berg 101
>Hirschi 101
>Benoot 101
>Vansevenant 101
>Gregoire 126
...
>Madouas 151
>Blackmore 151
>Scaroni 151
>Sheffield 151
>Allah 251
>Braet 301
>Toilet 401
>Kubis 501
>Voisard 1001


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.881 [X] del
>>879
Download it for free, I get my games from skidrow reloaded mostly. Most up to date version. New DLC's are brilliant. I spent enough with paradox. They are greedy and predatory. What they did with CK3 by introducing game mechanics to base game, of which you can only manage consequences through DLC, put me off giving any money to them for life.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.882 [X] del
>>880
Most of those guys wish they had chances that good


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 16:00 [Preview] No.883 [X] del >>884
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Some weird looking sheep on my ride today, also double pinchazo at the same time so only got to do 2/3rds of what I wanted


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.884 [X] del
>>883
Alpacas are based. Totally useless animal for a farm but based.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 16:18 [Preview] No.885 [X] del >>886
( YouTube Embed )
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cE7-jDEKtE4 [Embed]

Post exotic choons. Japanese can really do kino.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.886 [X] del
>>885
Use your real flag


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 16:26 [Preview] No.887 [X] del >>888
Will Pogi just wait till the chewberg tomorrow. I mean who's gonna outpunch him on that


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 16:39 [Preview] No.888 [X] del
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>>887
I think he'll do another outlandish 120km attack, win by 2 minutes and we'll all go "woah omg pogi is so amazing and quirky he's the goat" and then everyone will clap.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.889 [X] del >>890
So many fake flags the dude is having a full conversation with himself


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 16:43 [Preview] No.890 [X] del
>>889
I don't think he knows we can see


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 16:59 [Preview] No.891 [X] del >>897
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I liked Sagan being quirky because it was his honest approach to life but pooshit's attempt at 'quirk' is so forced that it creates a sensation of physical cringe. I cannot watch his interviews. He even races cringe. I have never seen anything like it. The worst one is when he gave the italian young rider his glasses, how demeaning. Shoot past him in the final km with treacle piss then the poor lad comes second, and you go to offer glasses like he's a fanboy?

Hate him and his harlot wife.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 17:00 [Preview] No.892 [X] del
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>VANDEN WIJNGAERT Matteo
>DE KEERSMAEKER Mathias


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 17:03 [Preview] No.893 [X] del >>895>>901
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I have Nys but I think this may very well be 0 points


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 17:05 [Preview] No.894 [X] del >>896
>Jan Bakelants expects that Remco Evenepoel can also follow Tadej Pogacar
Okay thank you Jan Bakelants


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 17:08 [Preview] No.895 [X] del
>>893
I am meta-psyoping meself into him too.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 17:08 [Preview] No.896 [X] del
>>894
Just an attempt to shift focus from his pal Wout


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.897 [X] del
>>891
We can see your blond tufts of hair sticking out mister.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 17:14 [Preview] No.898 [X] del >>899
What’s the point of food if there’s no garlic in it


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 17:21 [Preview] No.899 [X] del
>>898
Do you never get sick off garlic burps?


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 17:32 [Preview] No.900 [X] del
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I have not made a team yet, but I encountered these on my way home from the big ride.
Surely no one will miss them...


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 17:43 [Preview] No.901 [X] del
>>893
I don’t see it


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 18:19 [Preview] No.902 [X] del >>903
I would like to apply for the role of janitor


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 18:20 [Preview] No.903 [X] del >>905
>>902
Your .gov account please


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 18:24 [Preview] No.904 [X] del >>906
Never thought I'd say this but I'm kinda missing irishbert


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 18:25 [Preview] No.905 [X] del
>>903
I don't have a .gov account but I am trans if that matters?


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 18:29 [Preview] No.906 [X] del
>>904
ok schizo


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 18:35 [Preview] No.907 [X] del >>908>>912
meanwhile Jarno WIDAR, the new next Remco won baby LBL.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 18:36 [Preview] No.908 [X] del >>909
>>907
PPATTT


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 18:40 [Preview] No.909 [X] del >>910
>>908
I inserted new information by calling him the next next big cope hope for Belgium after another disappointing performance of the former next Remco
>59 UIJTEBROEKS Cian +14:47


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 18:42 [Preview] No.910 [X] del
>>909
also PPATTT


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 18:43 [Preview] No.911 [X] del >>913>>916
The only way to Suisse post is on my phone, which is easier right now thanks to not having to wait 15 minutes. I will just use the fake Suisse flag at home when I post screenshots from now on.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 18:46 [Preview] No.912 [X] del
>>907
The second is another first year U23 that also finished third last week in Roubaix. Another CX baby for the roodhof brothers, they seem to have found the formula


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 18:46 [Preview] No.913 [X] del >>917>>937
>>911
wait, with "no flag", it is not always sweden?


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 18:46 [Preview] No.914 [X] del
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911 heh I did it the thing


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 18:46 [Preview] No.915 [X] del >>919
I know picking Remco is the obvious thing to do, but this being his 2nd race of the season two days after his 1st, 90 km shorter with half the climbing race makes me a bit hesitant.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 18:47 [Preview] No.916 [X] del >>920
>>911
Just use normal flag for screens. Fake flags are contaminated now


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 18:47 [Preview] No.917 [X] del >>918
>>913
test


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 18:47 [Preview] No.918 [X] del
>>917
lmao
Time to learn moew swedish.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 18:48 [Preview] No.919 [X] del >>923
>>915
If you believe in Allah you pick remking


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 18:50 [Preview] No.920 [X] del
>>916
Ok, time to embrace it. Heja sverige, birthplace of Roubaix winner Bäckstedt, dad of a lesbian.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 18:50 [Preview] No.921 [X] del >>926
do we really have a suisse bert now or is it a flag malfunction? also waar rusbert, and the canadian food collage bert


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 18:50 [Preview] No.922 [X] del >>925>>933
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What the fuck are they doing. Their team is basically full puncher and this is what they're sending to amstel?


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 18:50 [Preview] No.923 [X] del
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>>919


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 18:50 [Preview] No.924 [X] del
I would appreciate the addition of an israeli, palastinian and ukranian flag however


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 18:52 [Preview] No.925 [X] del >>929
>>922
Tronchon will top 10


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 18:55 [Preview] No.926 [X] del
>>921
Yes, it's time to take over the jobs that those we lost left behind. Take one or two tasks:
burger hour DJ
wine tester
rider food collages maker
Z2 7 hours indoor rapist


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 18:55 [Preview] No.927 [X] del >>928>>930
I just turned on the tv and there was a new abhorrent remco pizza hut ad


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 18:58 [Preview] No.928 [X] del
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>>927
He never took a bite, we know, he never took a single bite. Rehydrate soy sludge with added soy protein powder. He must have gotten a nice pay day for this.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 18:58 [Preview] No.929 [X] del
>>925
I'm not so sure Bert


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 19:01 [Preview] No.930 [X] del >>931
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>>927
can't escape remco


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 19:05 [Preview] No.931 [X] del
>>930
had the gold bands and everything


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 19:08 [Preview] No.932 [X] del
double astana it is


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 19:16 [Preview] No.933 [X] del >>934
>>922
sander DE PESTEL


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 19:31 [Preview] No.934 [X] del
>>933
Sander D. Pestel


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 19:33 [Preview] No.935 [X] del >>949
I even forgot the name of the Swedish NC guy that rides for Tudor. I can't imagine being a Swedish cycling fan.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 19:35 [Preview] No.936 [X] del
>>854
i squint my eyes and pretend its precious points for Astana


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 19:37 [Preview] No.937 [X] del
>>913
i always get my german flag when my vpn is off except for this morning when i was a burger for some reason


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 19:41 [Preview] No.938 [X] del >>942
( YouTube Embed )
remco eating pizza, choose the language of your liking
squeak:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=t9r5m94eOKs [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b8jEDgF_T8s [Embed]

squeaking about the squeakers:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hyxLDlPSY0w [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rhVq7cHassE [Embed]


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 19:42 [Preview] No.939 [X] del
>pizza burger
mon dieu
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xbO85f0zt1A [Embed]


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 19:51 [Preview] No.940 [X] del >>941
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=jVM0_eaVWeI [Embed]
Horner the Corner calling out the G2 slurpers


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 19:53 [Preview] No.941 [X] del
>>940
>calling Amstel the 6th monument
stradebros...


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 20:54 [Preview] No.942 [X] del
>>938
He isnt allowed to eat pizza anymore, its haram


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 21:05 [Preview] No.943 [X] del >>946
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Oh come the fuck on


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 21:20 [Preview] No.944 [X] del
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>marc hirschi 28 velopoints


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 21:26 [Preview] No.945 [X] del >>946
reminder that the future of /cyc/ relies on tomorrows outcome


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.946 [X] del >>947
>>945
I am watching like a hawk.
>>943
That's why I am NOT picking him. It is either top 5 or zero. And the top 5 if is he doesn't follow and stays in G2.


Bert 04/19/2025 (Sat) 22:13 [Preview] No.947 [X] del
>>946
Please pay attention to my IP, endchan.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 02:27 [Preview] No.948 [X] del
FUCK W*UT


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 04:00 [Preview] No.949 [X] del
>>935
sodaquick will remedy this


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 04:04 [Preview] No.950 [X] del
>>879
I have a deeply embarrassing amount of hours in the mainline paradox games, HOI4 especially.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.951 [X] del >>952
No way gregoire is 20 fucking poits


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 06:10 [Preview] No.952 [X] del
>>951
Yes well he could win one of those italian races where your team cost is 80 mhmmmm


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.953 [X] del
amstel is a terrible bier


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.954 [X] del
Off to chez mom's.
Picks are coming late, I should be home for the finale.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.955 [X] del
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Cyclismo


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.956 [X] del >>957
Would have liked to see grug in this one. Dude really did 4 one day races this year before fucking off to MTB


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.957 [X] del
>>956
imagine how much better this sport would be if ving/mvdp competed more. a man can dream.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.958 [X] del >>960
I'm giving up on the cyc championship but I can't do the boring teams anymore


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.959 [X] del
>official Amstel Gold Race website is hosted on the website of the beer
you even have to insert a fake date to proof that you are not underage.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.960 [X] del >>961>>962>>969
>>958
The true battle is to persevere in picking the favorites
MVDF knew this


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.961 [X] del
>>960
My autism doesn't cover velogoombling sadly


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.962 [X] del >>964
>>960
Also the worst part is playing for assist points with the shitters


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.964 [X] del >>965
>>962
That's velomans fault with making every 4 pointer a completely useless shitter


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.965 [X] del >>968
>>964
the way forward is some sort of rider ban system imho.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.966 [X] del
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looking through last years Amstel thread. good to know that rusbert had trouble finding some half decent profile of the race as well. the official one is a really terrible screenshot. how to order one from bertolo rosso? he should make a folder like rusbert and it should be a link in OP.
also kek at my post from last year where I literally mentioned Swedish NC in a post, because I didn't know his name.

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/140058767/#140058767


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.968 [X] del >>972>>987
>>965
He just needs to stop being autistic and acvept that guys like valter and formolo are not 16 point riders anymore


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.969 [X] del
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>>960
You will not trigger me everyone knows I always have good secret picks


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.970 [X] del >>971
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/senna-remijn

Jesus who is doing the photoshopping at Alpecin. This is the worst one I have EVER seen


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.971 [X] del >>986
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>>970
this is an imageboard sir


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.972 [X] del >>973
>>968
true. if it was more calibrated it would make sense but i dont blame him for only having one pricing for superclasico. my problem is when a rider becomes a mandatory pick, either by being ludicrously underpriced or pog/mvdp level. having underpriced riders reduces the ability to make unique/novel picks, having overpriced automatic winners makes it so you dont have enough points to pick other riders who could get a result. ideally tulett/pog would be banned for amstel


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.973 [X] del >>974>>975
>>972
But Ben Toilet will score 0 points. Maybe you should just get better


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.974 [X] del >>976
>>973
yes but neither will the other six pointers. you cant make enough picks in the 10-14 range because your picking two big names, and tulett is better than the other sixshitters.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.975 [X] del
>>973
Almost, he will score exactly 40 points.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.976 [X] del >>977
>>974
Labrosse and Tronchon will DOMINATE this race


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.977 [X] del
>>976
"dominate" (p35, p50).


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.978 [X] del >>979>>980
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>PCSbert discovers AI slop


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 09:12 [Preview] No.979 [X] del
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>>978


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.980 [X] del >>981
>>978
We have fishboy, yes. But who is the bunny of the peloton?


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.981 [X] del
>>980
W*ut did wear that squeaker suit before


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.982 [X] del
pogibros... our matches...


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.983 [X] del
ffs I always forget to set the flag


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.984 [X] del >>985
cant tell if squillaume renaissance or just dunking on shitters


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No.985 [X] del
>>984
jumbo didn't send their best


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 09:29 [Preview] No.986 [X] del
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>>971


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.987 [X] del
>>968
he kept greg 16 until retirement lol


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.988 [X] del >>991
I’m belgian reee


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 09:51 [Preview] No.989 [X] del
WADAbros hessman and stannard in the break


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.990 [X] del
oh shid, Hessmann in the break of the day.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.991 [X] del >>994
>>988
how does it feel to be a W*UTchud?


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.992 [X] del
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Amstel sfeerbeelden


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.993 [X] del
how do you guess which tietama riders will be in the break? their riders all have random UCI generated names.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.994 [X] del
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>>991
Happy you found us Alberta


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.996 [X] del
let me create a new thread, as I'm out for lunch. I think the limit is at 1000 posts here

NEW THREAD:
>>995
>>995
>>995


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.1290 [X] del
What a cowardly (DANISH) way to win


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