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/cyc/ - general Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No. 995
Amstel Gold Race edition

>Current and upcoming races:
20.04 Grand Prix Feminin de Chambery 1.1 WE
20.04 Tour du Doubs 1.1
20.04 Amstel Gold Race Ladies Edition 1.WWT
20.04 Amstel Gold Race 1.UWT
21.04 Ronde de Mouscron 1.1 WE
21.04 - 25.04 Tour of the Alps 2.Pro
23.04 La Fleche Wallonne 1.UWT
23.04 La Fleche Wallonne Feminine 1.WWT
19.04 Tour du Jura Cycliste 1.1
20.04 Tour du Doubs 1.1
20.04 Grand Prix Feminin de Chambery 1.1 WE
20.04 Amstel Gold Race Ladies Edition 1.WWT
20.04 Amstel Gold Race 1.UWT
21.04 Ronde de Mouscron 1.1 WE
21.04 - 25.04 Tour of the Alps 2.Pro
23.04 La Fleche Wallonne 1.UWT
23.04 La Fleche Wallonne Feminine 1.WWT
24.04 - 27.04 Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo 2.1
25.04 Gran Premio Della Liberazione Donne 1.1 WE
27.04 Liege-Bastogne-Liege Femmes 1.WWT
27.04 Liege-Bastogne-Liege 1.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Vrhn7DWy

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

>last thread:
>>1


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.997 del
>>995
Appreciate the bake bert


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.998 del
>>994
I was checking in /fit/ at sharty hell, but somehow you guys were at mtv?? Anyway, I'm glad we're here and we're able to rescue some berts from the hack fallout


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.999 del
>>998
Speaking of which, how many boomerberts are still with us? It took me all my boomerism to find out whatever drama led to spee being down and then finding the shithole that was sharty and then this, that was a wild ride tbh. I have no idea how many boomers can make it


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.1000 del
>>999
attentionpayers would have found us through velogames by now. Of all people it's the Danish and Slovenians (Soudalbert) that didn't find us yet.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.1001 del
>>1000
I velogoomble socially only


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.1002 del
what easter treats do my fellow berts have today? for me? cola, creme eggs and mini eggs. strapped in to watch another MVDP TPD(total pogacar death)


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.1003 del
Watched quite a few pre race interview :
-Most are gay as fuck "i'm just going to try and follow"
-Only two people who showed some balls were Healy and Gregoire
-Most sounded hollow and scared to say anything, only jolly fellows were Nys, Skjelmose, Healy.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.1004 del
>>1003
>Most sounded hollow and scared to say anything
Are you telling me that professional cyclists have no charisma?


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.1005 del
>>1003
i will always respect healy for his attacking style, even if most of the time its utterly retarded.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.1006 del
>>1005
He’s completely back after last year’s dom fiasco


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.1007 del
vismoids relegated to breakaway fodder. sad!


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.1008 del
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>"riders come to me saying they can do over 1000w in a sprint"
>"that's all good and well but..."
I honestly did not realise how laughable woman racing was, 1000w in a sprint should be a given for professional athletes.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.1009 del
attaque Kasia


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.1010 del
>>1008
bet a sizeable amount of the mens pedalton cant do 1000/10s; at least in race conditions. derek gee for example posts all his power and is probably 1000/10 is near his peak after a hard race. plenty of <60kg climbers with kwab sprints


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.1011 del
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Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.1012 del
>>1002
Codfish cakes ofc, as a good Christian (I have no clue, just like my late grandmas portuguese recipe and she said it was kosher)


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.1013 del
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>"I'm sure Vollering would love to see Labous win"
s-sure


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.1014 del
>>1010
absolute bunch of fags, I wonder what remco did in brabanste pijl


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.1015 del
>sd worx betrayals
classic


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.1016 del
breakaway bitches are going to make it, hopefully some foreshadowing


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.1017 del
>G2
every fucking time


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.1018 del
>womens cycling


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:03 [Preview] No.1019 del
puck mvdpesque


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:03 [Preview] No.1020 del
B R E A D W O R L D


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.1021 del
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mom or granny gf, that is the question


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.1022 del
Back from my bike, looks like we're not going to see the decisive move, are we?


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.1023 del
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>>1021
Absolutely haram.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.1024 del
>>1022
kinda sad how much of Amstel we really miss the parcours is interesting all around


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.1025 del
Lovely road out of Vienna


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.1026 del
Did Ruskibert find this place?
I need his contineous stream of webm's of the key moments of the race, so I can catch up after doing chores


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.1027 del
>>1002
treating myself with spring cleaning just did the satbles now the house slight hangover from yesterday don’t double dip espresso martini’s berts


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.1028 del


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.1029 del
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>>1023
The highest concentration of sinful holebi women can be found in sports, especially footy and cycling. If you're straight you better keep your panties in the showers.

They're basically dudes that want to be threated like dudes but don't wanna ride with the real dudes


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.1030 del
>>1028
>>1025
And to answer about the treat, wife made some lasagna


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.1031 del
>>1024
Yeah it's a mix of women race before and the fact that greedy dutch make closing roads expensive.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.1032 del
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>>1002
Am already after white sosidge, greens salad/salad olivier/Russian salad which Rusbert would surely prop up if his dumb ass could be so clever for a minute and he found this place, rye soup and a bunch of Easter cakes.
Still going to go for round to of a Schlesier classic of kartoffel dumplings, rotkohl, roulade and pork tenderloin.
I will explode soonafter, but I already rode a torty km MTB ride through the dorfs so maybe I burned off some.
Probably will seal the day at 50km with all the back and forth chez me mom.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.1033 del
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>>1030
Too little sauce, too much fucking pasta


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.1034 del
pog wait at least 15 more minutes before you attack please thank you i want to watch the race


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.1035 del
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>>1011
You're going to open your food funnel that wide?
Plus half of piwo already gone, very based.


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Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.1037 del
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lol


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.1038 del
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Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.1042 del
attaque de quinnothy simmons


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.1043 del
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get on with it


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.1045 del
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Oh no no no


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.1046 del
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>>1039
Picks are IN.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.1047 del
Why can't Belgians stay on their bikes?


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.1048 del
>>1047
it’s W**t’s fault


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.1049 del
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Pogibros he looks tired


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.1050 del
>>1012
wtf is this flag


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.1051 del
>no 100km solo
is pig, as they put it, WASHED?


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.1052 del
>>1049
Fighting grug is hard, but thankfully he just has to beat some frauds now


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.1053 del
>>1050
You posted lekker frikadelles, embrace the inner Dutchman in you. The flags here are all fucked up and you get a new nationality assigned to you.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.1054 del
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Here is the real podium.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.1055 del
>>1051
85 km from the finish and they already riding like it's the final


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.1056 del
>>1053
I guess this is karma for making fun of the W*UTchud earlier


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.1057 del
>>1054
Puck doing the Ardennes triple and then I assume it's back onto the mtb. German Eurosport already hyped that grug will come to Swabia for mountain biking


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.1058 del
meanwhile t-rex again in the break at Doubs tour


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.1059 del
Kinda crazy that's it's the first time we can see Pogacar vs Evenepoel in an ardennes race


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.1060 del
<Narvaez


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.1061 del
NARVAEZ already in street shoes.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.1062 del
NARVAEZ already in street shoes.
<way better now


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.1063 del
hessman integrating well, already looks spanish


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.1064 del
Mountain Marijn no helmet.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.1065 del


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.1066 del
So what's the verdict about Hessmann? Was he actually doping or? He's riding for movistar like nothing happened


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.1067 del
You can take the man out of ineos, but you can't take ineos out of the man.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.1068 del
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>>1066
Well, german WADA slapped him kinda hard.
>Movistar
hehe, nothing happened!


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.1069 del
>>1066
the german criminal court seemed to accept that it was supplement contamination so did not prosecute him criminally. my understanding is that the UCI still punishes for contamination, which is generally sensible for PED's but kind of silly for a diuretic, of which the only use would be masking PED's. either he's doping to the gills to the point hes using diuretics or he took some bad painkillers. im usually cynical about doping cases but im inclined to believe he might actually be telling the truth


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:58 [Preview] No.1070 del
tangential, but remember andrea PICCOLO, the EF italian busted for smuggling HGH? kek


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.1071 del
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hessmann bros, he just needs more time


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.1072 del
>>1068
>>1069
right, it was the other way round


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.1073 del
Why do they keep saying "other sports available"? Been was saying it yesterday but I thought she was just being the autistic tryhard she is.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.1074 del
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pcs party van


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.1075 del
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forgot about Schmid, he looked good at Paris Roubaix


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.1076 del
>>1066
doping 100%


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.1077 del
>>1073
Maybe they have to shill for the entire network now


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.1078 del
MADOUAS spotted!


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.1079 del
seeing droplets


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.1081 del
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ynr alain philippe


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.1082 del
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I refrain from my usual naming of these cemeteries and just mention that it's worth visiting them for the most perfectly kept lawn you can find in Europe.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.1083 del
>>1077
There feels like a conspiracy against cycling, I thought it was the bestest thing a goy could do. Surprised it's not being pumped into the mainstream over everything else.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.1085 del
>the Pogacar/Van der Poel rivalry
>the Pogacar/Vingegaard rivalry
>the Pogacar/Evenepoel rivalry
Noticing a pattern here


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.1087 del
Just got home from my ride, what went wrong with the
>women
this time


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.1089 del
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wout


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.1090 del
>>1084
>>1086
>>1088
schizo burger?


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.1091 del
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>second best rider tears


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.1092 del
why isn’t Matteo riding this


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.1093 del
I think the czechbert was the faggot janny
i hope he dies of AIDS
this ain't 4chan. I do not forget, I do not forgive.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.1094 del
>>1090
Probably the brit again


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.1095 del
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brap alfonso going for FDJ at Doubs. don't know if squillaume can make it a triple today.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.1096 del
>>1092
He needs rest before the altitude stage for tdf team


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.1097 del
Healy solo LFG


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.1098 del
Benny Hill about to launch


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.1099 del
>>1090
Schizobrit has many flags and personas.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.1100 del
Pogi evil grin


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.1101 del
Let’s head the advice of hungarybert


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.1102 del
ARANBURU NO CONDITION


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.1103 del
aranberto dead


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.1104 del
>aranburu losing all his power after leaving the basque country
peculiar


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.1105 del
>>1090
no just one of the berts illegally banned by the faggot /sp/ janny that hangs out in /cyc/
Ive been banned by him so many times just because I've written something that makes him seethe because he is a faggot
never posted any bannable shit
I hope he dies


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.1106 del
Healy must feel amazing


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.1107 del
>>1099
You are the BO no? Then surely you can see.

>>1094
Slanderous


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.1108 del
Pogi completely washed


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.1109 del
>>1107
are you the janny?
I'm watching ciclismo right now. take a break.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.1110 del
tiz has been working so well this year


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.1111 del
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hungary bert spotted


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.1112 del
Bling is chilling for that G2 sprint for 8th


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.1113 del
>>1112
Bling chilling


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.1114 del
>>1110
I have been surprised. I was quite sad it became so expensive and I wouldn't pay. I thought the finish of races would be unwatchable. But it's been brilliant.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.1115 del
>Van Gills DNF


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.1116 del
allah is so fucking retarded


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.1117 del
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oh la la


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.1118 del
he's launching


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.1119 del
Allah strong


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alain philippe launching pogi


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.1121 del
Holy ficking julian KINO


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.1122 del
Allah has been slowly looking better. I hope he can at least be competitive for a top 5 in Fléche


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.1123 del
unironically allah/hirschi perfect combo style-wise for puncheur races. if we can get a few non-washed races from them i will be Happy


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.1124 del
Ala painface!


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.1125 del
I find watches such a weird thing to be interested in/buy
so weird


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.1126 del
The Quickstep demons were keeping Allah DOWN


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.1127 del
idk man


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.1128 del
Allah looking backwards more than forwards


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.1129 del
Allah acting? constantly drinking looking back


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.1130 del
waar scaroni


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.1131 del
He is so dumb but enjoyable


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.1132 del
Atleast we made it on tv Julian bro’s


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.1133 del
GGs, off for the dinner.


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big IQ attack by allah indeed. tiring pogi out in the wind so hirschi can win later.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.1135 del
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY VELOTEAM


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.1136 del
>>1134
unironically allah did an ackbar on pogacar


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.1137 del
I swear to god if he wins this with such ease I'll be done, no point watching races he's in.


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pidkek there for now


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.1139 del
cam on g2 score sam facking turns


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.1140 del
Hard to deny that this race would've been 10x more fun without Pogacar


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.1141 del
>>1130
At the barber car, tending his mustache.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.1142 del
>>1139
fully demoralized racing for top ten


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.1143 del
>>1140
Only because Memco isn't in good shape yet. Otherwise it would be more or less the same.


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G2


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horse category world wide


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.1148 del
Fléche is the only race where others have even a small chance, and that's if he doesn't decide to attack before the last Mur d'Huy. Even then it would take someone being in great shape and him being caught badly positioned.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.1149 del
>>1068
German WADA (NADA) was merciful and would've let him come back last year already, but evil international WADA disagreed, overturned the decision and extended the ban.

>>1069
The specific diuretic in question didn't seem like one you would want to use for masking purposes (low potency and long biological half-life). And there have been other cases of athletes testing positive for it and in all of them the concentration found was tiny, far below the pharmacologically active level and also far below the threshold of detection that WADA requires of labs for certification. You'd think if people actually used this for dopage there would at least be the occasional sample with a more significant concentration.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.1150 del
I wonder why I picked velasco last night


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.1151 del
>>1143
Remuslim is never going to reach pgommogi's level. Wishful thinking


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.1152 del
Van Wilder keeping it somewhat a race


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.1153 del
>>1148
which current rider could even outpunch him? did you just see how he dropped te entire peleton while nosebreathing


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.1154 del
>>1148
He is never in a bad position and never in bad shape. He wins the Huy sprint every day. He follows everyone's wheel every day. There is nothing they can do other than ride directly against pogacar, which they won't because it's 'unsportsmanlike'


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.1155 del
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the jumbo experience 2025


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.1156 del
>>1154
there is something that can be done...


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.1157 del
Imagine if EF didn't waste all their riders on that nothing statement


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.1158 del
Holy fucking lame if it ends just like that


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.1159 del
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the fight for second place


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.1160 del
ATTAQUE DU CATHOLICISM


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.1161 del
pogi not exactly getting away, thanks remking for trying


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.1162 del
Only 4 barré picks. Life of a secret pick is hard, dude gets forgotten quite fast.
>>1161
This skeljmose attack basically kills the chase


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.1163 del
>>1161
The other favorites seems to
not want to work and ride away


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.1164 del
>>1153
Well, I didn't say anyone had good chances. The only way I see is him randomly waiting until very late to attack and getting caught off-guard by someone coming from behind with speed. Something similar to what Bardet tried to do in 2023.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.1165 del
Blythe licking pooshit's arse, hope he dies


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.1166 del
i just thought to myself "why isnt benoot riding for a wout sprint" but then i remembered that he cant crack 800W now


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.1167 del
>>1160
Catholicism vs Islam


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.1168 del
>>1166
why isn't wout riding for a benoot sprint


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.1169 del
Matthews always impressive at amstel


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.1170 del
>>1169
One of those races where he is always good.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.1171 del
>>1169
I will never understand why he is so good here but then in something like dwarf door or gw he gets dropped like a brick
same with the canadian race


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.1172 del
Matias killed this chase for no fucking reason


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.1173 del
skjelmose keeping the gap stable solo against pogacar. g2 bros i believe


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.1174 del
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not on my watch skelly


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.1175 del
That motorpacing for skjelmose


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.1176 del
>>1172
and G2 suddenly starts working when remking is done with their shit


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.1177 del
>remlol goes
>pidders looks behind
>blackmore flicks the shoulder
g2 everyone


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.1178 del
>>1176
it’s another everyone rides against RemGOD episode


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.1179 del
Pogi probably staying at z2 the whole time


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.1180 del
pogsissies? not the most convincing gap


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.1181 del
>dutch timekeeping


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.1182 del
He's kinda slurping but if they ever catch him they're in for a rude awakening


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.1183 del
24’ in the turn


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.1184 del
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back in time just for dopage


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.1185 del
>powless suddenly regained his legs and does non stop pulling after wheelsucking for 30 minutes


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.1186 del
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die Falkenburg, the tourist trap of Limburg


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.1187 del
if remco wins i will convert


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.1188 del
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>>1184
bertczek, what is this?


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.1189 del
Leo Van Vliet please one last car pull before you retire


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.1190 del
Skelly riding
BASED


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.1191 del
>>1188
that's our kirby


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.1192 del
pogawashed fish wins the tour by 30 mins


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.1193 del
Visma is killing g3


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.1194 del
Please stop slurping


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.1195 del
RemGOD cadance


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.1196 del
>>1188
>bald
That's a Bert, I can tell it by the hairline.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.1197 del
>>1188
>JE SUPER KOMENTÁTOR!
not that hard to understand tbh


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.1198 del
KINO


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.1199 del
remco is so based, can't believe we missed him for half a season


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.1200 del
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Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.1201 del
thankgod dungeon master can’t do stuff this race


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.1202 del
pogi in charge of taking curves


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.1203 del
If Remco peaks at LBL maybe that one can be good for once


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.1204 del
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>Amstel Goa'uld
What have I missed so far?


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.1205 del
>Fraudriens couldn't beat Pogifraud
Ardennes > cobbles


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.1206 del
They’re closing in


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.1207 del
>>1206
they gain on the flat but from now on they will lose on the climbs


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.1208 del
He's going hard on this hill


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.1209 del
yeah he’s taking the hill better


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.1210 del
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lower the saddle time


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.1211 del
>saddle adjustment on the uphill
lol wtf


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.1212 del
>g3 slurping for benoot's seast adjustment
omfg


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.1213 del
G3 really did the worst possible chase


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.1214 del
>>1211
saddle adjustment


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.1215 del
Pogisisters the V5RS isn't good on the flat


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.1216 del
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the fuck is this in G3? letting brandon taunt wout


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.1217 del
>>1215
his skin isn't aero enough


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.1218 del
KAM ON MEMCO SKORE SOME FUCKING WATTS


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.1219 del
Is Astana out of stock of the good stuff? Or saving it for later?


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.1221 del
remco seething again


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.1222 del
KAM ON MEMCO SKORE SOME FUCKING WATTS


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.1223 del
>powless, blackmore keep coming back in G3


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.1224 del
YOOOO THATS SUPER CLOSE


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.1225 del
pogi bonking because of the allah bait


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.1226 del
Remco hopium at an all time high


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.1227 del
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pogi in trouble


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.1228 del
>>1225
Allah 5d chess dom work for Remco


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.1229 del
ACHT SECONDEN


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.1230 del
surely the infamous dopeur will show decency on the ultimate berg


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.1231 del
>>1230
If anyhting he's losing time between the bergs


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.1232 del
This Skjelly performance will justify his 24 pts price next year.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.1233 del
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benny hill had enough


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.1234 del
>>1225
Perfect move really


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.1235 del
imagine how hyped daneberts would be over this race feelsbadman


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.1236 del
He's getting caught before the cauberg


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.1237 del
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can squillaume sprint?


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.1238 del
>>1236
he should just get up and suck wheels until the cauberg


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.1239 del
>>1235
how did they get filtered so hard


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.1240 del
First time Pogacar gets reeled in during a solo


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.1241 del
Remking actually did it holy fuck


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.1242 del
>>1240
In 2025 you mean


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.1243 del
MEMCO MEMCO MEMCO MEMCO MEMCO MEMCO MEMCO MEMCO MEMCO MEMCO MEMCO MEMCO MEMCO MEMCO


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.1244 del
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pogi laché
the fuck


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.1245 del
REMGOD


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.1246 del
The Memco Express is something else


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.1247 del
delete later
Edited last time by bert on 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:27.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.1248 del
now fuck off


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.1249 del
Skelly gives up pulling


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.1250 del
They will start slurping, G2 will return and VAN AERT wins


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.1251 del
Grug should've been here


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.1252 del
THE POWER OF ALLAH


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.1253 del
Pogi allergic to wheelsucking


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.1254 del
>Muslim winning on good sunday


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.1255 del
Remco wins the sprint


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.1256 del
What is going through Skjelly's head?


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.1257 del
don't let him eat and drink remco cam oooon


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.1258 del
cant wait to see the daneposts on how skjelly can win le tour


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.1259 del
>>1256
>I should have doped more


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.1260 del
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allez Guillaume


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.1261 del
Those who do well in Roubaix are always worse in Amstel


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.1262 del
Wout coming for yet another 4th


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.1263 del
>>1260
First career win


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.1264 del
>>1261
>>1262
>>1256
>>1255
Use your real flag retard


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.1265 del
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Vercher wins the sprint at Doubs


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.1266 del
Okay I am here. Louis BARRÉ is NOT NORMAL


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.1267 del
Remco keeps the killer pace on no recovery allowed


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.1268 del
>>1264
? What are you on about schizo


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.1269 del
remking may god grant you the power to obliterate these dopeurs


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.1270 del
>>1264
That's my real flag, though. I can even give you velogoomble proof


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.1271 del
looks like we get sprint Skelly should go here


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.1272 del
They are merely pretending to be dead


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.1273 del
skjelmose blinked first


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.1274 del
>>1273
wants his podium


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.1275 del
tadej ratting it up. he will get van baarle'd inshallah


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.1276 del
Skjelmose?????


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.1277 del
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skelly won?


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.1278 del
Skelly win????


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.1279 del
MY KING


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.1280 del
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top 10 doubs and another moral victory for wout


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.1281 del
ffs nys dropped


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.1282 del
deserved win


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.1283 del
wow huge win for Skelly


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.1284 del
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skelly wins


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.1285 del
Did you know Skjelmose has been banned for doping when he was 18 years old


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.1286 del
CATHOLICISM WON
ISLAM LOST


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.1287 del
I WON THE POOPENSHARTEN GOLD CUP BETTER CRY ON LIVE TV


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.1288 del
Praise Allah (the real one)


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.1289 del
the third man won


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.1291 del
lmao, that sprint


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.1292 del
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tankman is allowed to work in the Netherlands?


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.1293 del
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>Le 26 mai 2018, Mattias Skjelmose Jensen est contrôlé positif lors du Tour du Pays de Vaud à la méthylhexanamine, une substance interdite. Pour se défendre, il explique ce résultat par la prise d'un complément alimentaire. Après avoir vu sa situation examinée par la Fondation antidopage du cyclisme (CADF), en janvier 2018, l'Union cycliste internationale (UCI) le suspend pour une durée de 10 mois, du 7 juillet 2018 jusqu'au 6 mai 2019[1]. Au moment du test antidopage, Mattias Skjelmose Jensen n'avait que 17 ans. Par conséquent, l'Union cycliste danoise (DCU) ne s'attendait pas à voir son nom ni son jugement publié dans les médias, d'autant plus que l'UCI leur avait assuré que le verdict ne serait pas publié[2].


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.1294 del
Dopeur already suspended in his career won over 2 clean riders


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.1295 del
WHAT A COWARDLY WAY TO WIN JUST AS IF HE WAS A DANE


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.1296 del
Does Pogacar still ride Fléche? No more triple to win.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.1297 del
best classic so far


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.1298 del
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Why did I believe in LAURANCE


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.1299 del
>>1297
definitely better than the solo everyone expected


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.1300 del
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really makes me think


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.1301 del
skjelly have my children


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.1302 del
>>1300
rlly makes u squeak


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.1303 del
Leo van Vliet would have prevented this


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.1304 del
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horse


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.1305 del
fastest Amstel ever btw


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.1306 del
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Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.1307 del
Actually massive fuck pogawog


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.1308 del
>>1303
he was still in the car, was the last time


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.1309 del
>>1306
KWAB


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.1310 del
Based result
based race


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.1311 del
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remco please I'm Danish


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.1312 del
what happened to barre? was super active and now behind hermans


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.1313 del
>I asked Remco all the time please pull the climbs I'm fucked
To be fair he did pull in the final to keep favorites away


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.1314 del
>>1312
results didnt update, he is SIXTH


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.1315 del
Ben Toilet 21st


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.1316 del
Very good classics season for Trek already.

>>1306
Surely he's a man (woman?) of his word.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.1317 del
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top 10


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.1318 del
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>>1284
>Nyspoints


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.1319 del
>>1305
no that was 1967


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.1320 del
easily astana's worst points haul. but dsm/cofishit did even worse so does it really matter


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.1321 del
>>1262
There it is


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.1322 del
Grandad bros....


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.1323 del
Louis Barré = dopage


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.1324 del
This was a different finale profile than the famous 2019 grug victory, right?


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.1325 del
Christbros win again


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.1326 del
>>1324
Yes cauberg back closer to the line


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.1327 del
>I CAN'T WIN


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.1328 del
I hope we have a webm of pidock refusing to follow remco because this was 200 IQ race move


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.1329 del
>>1327
The new W4ut?


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.1330 del
>>1327
The new W*ut


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.1331 del
>>1328
He would've ruined the chase, Matias and Remco did perfect work together


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.1332 del
>>1328
He also didn't have the legs. He just painfully closed a remco attack just before


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.1333 del
>>1328
remco wasn't in the big 5 of his teamboss, no need to cover


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.1334 del
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>>1327
imposter


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.1335 del
>Remco can't beat a bonking Pogacar and Skjelmose in a sprint


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.1336 del
the danish team's dynamics in the wc will be glorious


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.1337 del
>>1335
Did a valverde and started way too early


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.1338 del
>>1335
shouldn't have led it out. realistically skjelly would've to keep his podium. beating 4out got to his small midget head


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.1339 del
Surely Pog will skip Fleche Wallone, who cares about that shit


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.1340 del
>>1335
got baited hard by pogacar kek


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.1341 del
>>1338
this, if they were 50 meters closer he'd have won


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.1342 del
Nobody could follow Allah and Pogi there. Pogi still the favourite for Fleche


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.1343 del
This has been a very good classics season, only E3 and GW were shit tier (we don't talk about spr*nter classics).


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.1344 del
hurr durr i will lead out tadej pogacar on an uphill drag and go long


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.1345 del
WASHED?????


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.1346 del
Wout van Aert is the moral winner according to Jan Bakelants. He actually just said this live on tv. This is not a joke


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.1347 del
mou status?


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.1348 del
narvaez next in the long line of south american training camp dopers
what an absolute jobber


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.1349 del
On the one hand, I think he'll skip to assure LBL isn't a repeat of today. On the other hand, Fléche is such a slurper that I don't even know if it would have any effect on him.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.1350 del
still luv a bit of schnitzelpostung me


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.1351 del
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Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.1352 del
Dopacar lost today
Jonas won today
Adjusting


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.1353 del
>>1351
ACKACKACK


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.1354 del
>>1351
such a cringe faggot


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.1355 del
now for some Janitor related stuff. took me a while to find out how it works.
I start with Fignonbert. I just gave him a short ban, so I could watch the races and deal with it later. but yeah, I will just outright ban him for continuously posting Rosenbert pics back on 4chan. if you want to play devil's advocate, feel free to do so now.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.1356 del
>>1346
4th in a race so hard Grug is running away from it? I call this a morale victory sir


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.1357 del
>>1352
How do you make a city circuit too difficult?
Supposedly there was only a little rain too


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.1358 del
How come a full blooded italian looks more nordic than the average swede


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.1359 del
>>1357
I mean too dangerous


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.1360 del
Remco will be stoned for touching alcohol


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.1361 del
>simon DEFRANCE


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.1362 del
Eveneseething


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.1363 del
>>1358
Dennis Hopper has a good explanation for this in TRUE ROMANCE


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.1364 del
>VITTINGHUS STOKBRO Sylvester
>THESTRUP Benjamin Kofoed
>ÅHMAN Magnus Gimsing
danes innit


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.1365 del
>I was hoping Julian would've stayed longer with me
holy baited kek


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.1366 del
Skjelly and Memco not even taking a sip, meanwhile Pogi draining his cup like Sagan


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.1367 del
>>1366
It's haram


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.1368 del
>>1366
pretty sure this means they give the win to pogi. its in the rules somewhere check it if u dont believe


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.1369 del
>>1367
he's never drunk alcohol, looking back the signs were already there inshallah


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.1370 del
>>1366
That's it, now I'm a Pogiboy.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.1371 del
ynr remember ****oids being "the best classics team in the world"

do they even ranking in the top 5 these days?


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.1372 del
Pog looks pissed


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.1373 del
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cofidisbros!! a whole 10 points!! we are so back!


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.1374 del
>>1371
Their Ardennes team is always dogshit because their best climber and TT'er is a hiding coward


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.1375 del
>>1371
Did you miss all those impressive fourth places from W*ut? Is fourth in the top 5? Checkmate, chud


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.1376 del
>>1373
Astana only 20


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.1377 del
>>1376
DSM with BIG 40 points


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.1378 del
it would be very funny if wout doesnt win a race this year. probably unlikely with giro/tour but Imagine.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.1379 del
Hyped for Liege now Ardennes the real classics


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.1380 del
And what about these assholes


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.1381 del
>allah sacrifices himself so memco has a chance to win
so close but remco blundered the finale


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.1382 del
>>1379
I think the next two are still going to be Pogiwinslol like nothing happened. Amstel was the most difficult for him to win


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.1383 del
>>1382
fleche will be hard imho. lots of unipuerto puncheur merchants in the pedalton on their terrain


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.1384 del
>here is your new super team bro


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.1385 del
ynr SKJELMOSE finishing 2nd to pog in 2023 fleche


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.1386 del
>>1384
did van gils crash or is he just a fraud? usually very consistent in ardennes


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.1387 del
>team needs to give him strava goals because he's lazy and fat
Might be completely over for him


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.1388 del
>>1383
position so important half of them always get filtered


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.1389 del
>>1382
If he does race Fléche, I have a feeling the group will be thinner than usual at the last Mur d'Huy and many of those guys won't even be there.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.1390 del
>>1386
there was a bigger crash before they went live


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.1391 del
>>1386
Everybody is a fraud


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.1392 del
>>1380
>I tried to be smart and adjusted from HEALY to LAURANCE


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.1393 del
>>1392
LAURANCE is going on the neverpick list for me. been psyopped one too many times


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.1394 del
>>1392
I had gregoire and barre and then went with nys and fucking velasco


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.1395 del
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>>1387
berts do you ride more hours a week then de lie? i do


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.1396 del
considering schizobrit. yeah, it wasn't hard to guess that he likes to use the many flag choices here. I don't want to ban him outright, most posts are still about ciclismo.
but consider this as a warning, my patience here is running thin.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.1397 del
Remco really needs to start doing some cobbles. Races with the anti-G2 slurp manlet are much better.


So glad shitchan is dead 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.1398 del
cute little hideout place kek
I had Barre


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.1399 del
>>1394
I went remcoless and have gregoire healy and barré. Not terrible but somehow I also put 14pts in velasco as well


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.1400 del
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>>1384
This list includes 3 of my picks. Please pray for me.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.1401 del
>>1397
Yeah but he's shit at positioning and >W4ut almost dropped him on the cobbled climb at brabantse pijl


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.1402 del
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>>1398
>I had Barre
good 4 u


so glad shitchan is dead 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.1403 del
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>this convicted doper beat the dominant doper
>It's a freaking underdog win fairy tale story


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.1404 del
>Remco Evenepoel to NOS: "Mixed feelings. It's good that we were able to get back to Tadej for once. I lost a lot of energy with that crash. Without it, I would have won the race"


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.1405 del
>>1404
>posting bait translations
Comon


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.1407 del


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.1408 del
>>1401
I'm not expecting him to do too well at first, but he has to at least try some to start fixing those weaknesses. As a side effect it might even eventually fix his crashing tendencies.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.1409 del
>Tadej Pogacar to Sporza: "I was hoping Alaphilippe could go further. Maybe I was a little too enthusiastic. I couldn't dig any deeper in the final because of the strong headwind. I paid the price. I tried to wait them out and bet on the sprint."


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.1410 del
>>1404
It’s from the sporza interview he said he would’ve had more chances to win without the crash and hard chase that followed from it


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.1411 del
>>1395
Yes, I've done 9 a week for almost a year now


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.1412 del
>>1396
Please confirm if he's that so glad I stopped watching the sport poster


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.1413 del
even more impressive when you remember skjelly was had the bad crash in P-N a month ago. quick recovery


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 15:57 [Preview] No.1414 del
Romandie stages look weird even by Romandie standards.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.1415 del
>>1414
I was thinking the same but about tour of the alps


Dr So Glad MD 04/20/2025 (Sun) 16:02 [Preview] No.1416 del
>>1412
is the VPN in the room right now?
does watching cycling make you have these thoughts?
Maybe you should stop doing that


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 16:07 [Preview] No.1418 del
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>>1417
Results.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 16:09 [Preview] No.1419 del
>>1418
betrayed by vino's boys
sad stuff


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.1420 del
>>1419
Same, we had the same team besides Franke VDB/Leknessund.
Mapeidurecht had my team besides Nys/Velasco and look what it could have been.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.1421 del


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.1422 del
>>1371
how about this mighty classics superteam


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.1423 del
>>1420
superclasico can be so fickle. it really is a little silly that 12th is +200 points. thats more than a stage win in a stage race. i immediately regretted the leknessund pick so glad but somewhat suprised he brought home some points


2025 Superclasico Winner 04/20/2025 (Sun) 16:36 [Preview] No.1424 del
>>1423
I find it fairly easy and i haven't watched cycling in 5 years


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 16:47 [Preview] No.1425 del
>>1418
19 pickers of toilet makes no sense to me


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 16:49 [Preview] No.1426 del
>>1425
Anything good in 6 points stands out


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 16:51 [Preview] No.1427 del
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>>1426
he's at least 20 points, especially in this economy
don't be silly, bert


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 16:53 [Preview] No.1429 del
>>1427
I'll never understand his point system, every UAE jobber is super expensive because assist points and the toilet is 6, same with del grosso


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.1430 del
>>1396
[spoiler]>but consider this as a warning, my patience here is running thin
Maybe you can actually explain yourself? I have made pretty exclusively cycling posts. What are you supposedly warning me for? Of course I've used various flags because otherwise it's the same petty shit, seeing the hate last thread when I did nothing was pretty telling.

I then use flags and post like normal again, no issues and I'm not even recognized nor mentioned and now a "warning"? Seems like power tripping, I don't know why I'm being mentioned when I literally have done nothing untoward here whatsoever except post like the rest of the thread. I gather it's cool the 'hate' 'schizobrit' but there was no issue until you made it one. I'd get it if I spammed a load of shit. But in reality I'm being as anonymous as I can be and just enjoying cycling.[/spoiler]

>>1412
Been refuted many times


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.1431 del
That braz afonso guy is kinda good


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.1433 del
>>1431
>Weight: 50 kg Height: 1.63 m
his ceiling is remy rochas. who, hilariously, is 1cm taller and 1kg heavier according to PCS


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.1434 del
>>1433
Could pull a kenny ellisonde


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.1435 del
>>1434
i will take this as meaning he will win on the angliru, which means the vuelta will use the angliru at least once more in the near future which is ideal. i will never forgive visma for turning one of the best climbs in cycling in to a mickey mouse exhibition in 2023


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.1436 del
>>1355
Please ban the retarded dane.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 17:18 [Preview] No.1437 del
I am so pleased pogacar didn't win today, it would have been insufferable. He will win liege undoubtedly, but teams need to start specifically working against him. They won't, but they should.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 17:18 [Preview] No.1438 del
>>1435
Atleast it was the rogman that got the stage


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.1439 del
>>1437
Bait attacks are definitely his weakness, the WC was the same if more teams actually bothered to try and get him back


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 17:21 [Preview] No.1440 del
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>>1396
Mods=gods
Mods=gods
Mods=gods


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 17:21 [Preview] No.1441 del
>>1437
today was lucky circumstance really most riders still prefer racing for podium than an all in chase


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.1442 del
>>1439
Yeah it was really cool, I'm impressed with skjelly and Remco to be honest, when I saw G2 fingering each other I resigned to the inevitable. Riders like remco, skjelly and healy really made that a great race. Pidshart didn't have the legs, Wout seemed ded too. Matthews and the other G2 specialists almost totally fucked it up. I actually enjoyed that a lot and I really hope they keep riding like that.

Got too excited when Allah attacked but it's a shame tudor didn't benefit from it, reminded me of the Allah glory days.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.1443 del
>>1441
I feel his weakness today will strengthen the rest of the favourites knowing he isn't imperious. I know roubaix was always going to be a bit of an ask for him but anyone would be solely on him today, especially given the race situation. Saying that I am concerned with the seeming alliance he's got with MVDP, they seem too friendly. Almost like grug was blocking in Flanders after he was caught.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 17:29 [Preview] No.1444 del
>>1442
ideally hirschi wouldn't be frauding it up and be capable of being the second option while allah goes full panache in front. in ideal form this could be a really fun and effective tudor duo, too bad they seem washed as of current.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 17:30 [Preview] No.1445 del
>>1441
funny that the guy who seemed most worried about his podium ended up winning. remco really bottled the last km


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.1446 del
tom poomoulin looks happy


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 17:33 [Preview] No.1447 del
>>1352
>a dane won the GC as a result
oh i understand now


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.1448 del
>supposedly 16 years old
>looks 30
>named DEFRANCE
>is french
>wins an ITT
what a bizarro world


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.1449 del
>>1444
Hirschi was a big scam for cancellara
So was Allah but he gave the tour invite so you can't complain


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.1450 del
>>1445
very nice story today indeed shame there’s no images of the big chute that happened early in the race


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.1451 del
Happy Easter berts, hope you all are having a good time no matter where or with whom.(Except for the psycho that took rosenbert out.)


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.1452 del
>>1444
For them to not even get a top 10 is actually a catastrophe. Team should really be doing a lot better, they're a bit disappointing.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.1453 del
>>1452
im withholding judgement till the giro, which they will hopefully send their hitters to; hirschi/allah/brenner/storer/de kleijn should win multiple stages. if they dont then kwab.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No.1454 del
>>1453
Isn't de kleijn like perma crocked?


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 17:58 [Preview] No.1455 del
>>1452
Allah really shouldn't be allowed to do these retards attack


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.1456 del
>>1455
Might’ve been anticipation and pogacar turned it into THE move, pogacar was also alone aside from mcnulty who looked useless


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.1457 del
>>1455
Sometimes I wonder what he's thinking
>yes I"ll go 45km with the greatest rider of all time


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 18:06 [Preview] No.1458 del
>>1454
>The 30-year-old rider of Tudor, who crashed on 23 February, has now operated in Switzerland. But it's gonna be a long time before we see him back in action. “Rehabilitation takes longer than a normal fracture. I can't get out after six weeks. After twelve weeks, there will probably be another operation to take it out.”

>“It has to get out first because I can only move my shoulder up to 80 degrees. Then we can go see if I can go race again. For now it is completely rest. I hope to be able to do something on the roller this week.”
only saw he got collected didnt realize he was this fucked. thanks for paying more attention


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 18:08 [Preview] No.1459 del
>>1458
premium collected


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 18:09 [Preview] No.1460 del
>>1457
unironically probably what he thinks. every american stereotype about arrogant frenchman is embodied by allah, for better or worse. the goatee really completes the look.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 18:11 [Preview] No.1461 del
>>1451
And W*ut


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 18:12 [Preview] No.1462 del
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Tour of Alps startlist is stacked by with frauds and hasbeens, as it is every year

>T*o
>TIBERI
>BARDET
>HINLEL
>ARENSMAN
>BOWMAN
>CARTHY
>FROOME
>GALL
>STÜSSI
>ZOIDL
>CEPEDA
>PIGANZOLI


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.1463 del
>>1462
the profiles suck


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 18:15 [Preview] No.1464 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gFvI8s4OV04 [Embed]
>j'ai pas de regret et euh voilà j'ai couru un peu avec les sensations et voilà je voulais anticiper Tadej mais il s'est il s'est aussi anticipé lui-même donc c'était un peu dur pour moi
seems he was trying to anticipate then pog followed and he decided to go for it. respectable enough.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 18:23 [Preview] No.1465 del
>>1462
>14.4k 6.2% climb halfway thru stage one
froomedawg will OTL the only climb he did this year was jais where he finished behind grupo WALSCHIED and grupo HAOYU SU. surely the paychecks arent worth the nonstop humiliation


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 18:28 [Preview] No.1466 del
>>1465
>surely the paychecks arent worth the nonstop humiliation
definitively yes


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 18:30 [Preview] No.1467 del
>>1466
palestine's greatest soldier


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 18:39 [Preview] No.1468 del
How many moral victors can there be?


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 18:41 [Preview] No.1469 del
>>1468
Oh wait lmao


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 18:42 [Preview] No.1470 del
>>1468
not really a great translation
also
>opinion piece by some dutch visma cocksucker


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 18:49 [Preview] No.1471 del
>>1469
Why are belgoids like this


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.1472 del
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Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 18:55 [Preview] No.1473 del
>>1471
Article by
>Joeri De Knop in the Netherlands 20-04-25, 20:30


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.1474 del
>>1472
sometimes I need to remind myself why I don't like him


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.1475 del
I really liked watching the neutral car pass Pogacar never happened before in my memory maybe in a tour certainly not in a dayrace


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.1476 del
not sure if directly discussed already by Schelling, Champoussin, Scaroni, Velasco and Van Bekkum all crashed for astana. yikes
>Scaroni sustained abrasions and bruises on the right side of his body, including his hip and elbow and wrist. Fortunately, there were no fractures.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 19:04 [Preview] No.1477 del
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the big man piling it on


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Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 19:05 [Preview] No.1479 del
>>1476
I wonder who was the assassin


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 19:06 [Preview] No.1480 del
>>1476
there was a big chute it’s weird there was no more info given I think lots of Bora’s are implicated to
>>1477
kek based Johan


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 19:19 [Preview] No.1481 del
>>1480
>there was a big chute
and no video I suppose?

on a tangent - is the swedish flag rusbert?


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 19:22 [Preview] No.1482 del
>>1481
no it happened before they went live no articles about it lots of DNF’s frustrating stuff


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.1483 del
>>1477
Reminder that Bruyneel thought he had super secret information when mou just messaged him his usual schizo ramblings


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.1484 del
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for the crash, only details i can find is this post on twitter and remco saying he had to chase for 30k after the crash. considering this list is only the ones who posted on strava, and in a downhill was probably 60+ runners implicated. doubt we will see any footage, maybe some teams will have some that they use to make their mini-documentaries.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 19:57 [Preview] No.1485 del
>>1484
>50 man pile up
>Not a single piece of roadside footage
>Remco did a frontflip and has a 3 minute gap to make up
Insane, shrodingers chute


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 21:13 [Preview] No.1486 del
>>1485
For most races we should have footage from the gun, a lot is missed otherwise. Women races prior to the main event can have 2 moto and a drone.


Bert 04/20/2025 (Sun) 21:44 [Preview] No.1487 del
I'm having an epiphany, maybe everyone hates my gf because she is a bitch


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 02:20 [Preview] No.1489 del
boomerberts, please don't click on the link in the other thread.


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.1490 del
>So we certainly didn't accelerate, but just let Domen Novak ride in front like he had been doing for 150 kilometers. However, there were some attacks from the front, so I don't think that was our fault. Those were riders from Israel, Lotto, Visma and Trek: guys you can't just let ride.

>It's a shame for Remco that he returned from his fall at that moment, but we certainly didn't accelerate.'


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.1491 del
>>1490
>It was also someone from UAE Emirates-XRG who caused the crash, in the person of Jhonatan Narváez. I was right behind him and I thought I could just make it, but his bike catapulted back into the peloton. These things are part of the sport.'


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 06:06 [Preview] No.1492 del
>>1491
>>1490
Remco is picking a beef with UAE and pogi. Honestly not very smart by him


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 06:30 [Preview] No.1493 del
>>1492
Ok Mou


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.1494 del


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while it's nice not having to convert images to .jpg every time, looks like .avif doesn't show thumbnails.


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.1497 del
hm


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.1498 del
Tempted to not pick Pogicaca for Freccia di Vallonia but he will still get you at least 2x breakaway points and a top 10.
If he doesn't skip it that is.


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.1499 del
>>1497
poor Lukas Warren had to czechify his name


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.1500 del
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>>1498
the bigger question: nys skjelly or neither?


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.1501 del
>>1500
NYS is mandatory, distance got into him which I predicted, I just thought he will implode way more.
Don't think you should keep out Julien either.


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.1503 del
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Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.1504 del
Remember to pick Dylan TEUNS for 26 or whatever velopoints for the La Fleche


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.1505 del
papiesz DNF


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.1506 del


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.1507 del
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>>1505
Great, delet option would be nice for some acoustic missclicks of mine.

Hope for a not gay and not DEI new papiesz.


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.1508 del
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need more injury reports from amstel before proper teams can be made - 4 of these guys DNF'd so they might be shit for fleche. We Will See


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.1509 del
>>1504
Nys is winning fleche btw

Had a quick look at Tour of the Alps lineup. Literally nobody has any punch, its like slurpers's paradise. If Ciccone doesn't win today he's finished.


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.1510 del
So apparently lapeira, lafay and cosnefroy all had knee issue. Wonder what type of stupid training program/fit philosophy is responsible for that


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.1511 del
>>1507
If I am not mistaken the most likely candidate is from Ghana. Pope Babatunde Ngumbo.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14439109/Pope-black-Asian-cardinal-contenders-replace-Francis.html


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.1512 del
>God sacrificed the Pope to give Skjelly a win against Pogi and Memco
Damn


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.1513 del
>>1511
At least it is not the previous /bet/ favorite, the speedy Gbegbagbe Niang.


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.1514 del
>>1510
ag2r bike fit man on the run


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.1515 del
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back to work tomorrow, wish I vacations would last forever


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.1516 del
>>1515
Lots of long weekends coming up atleast if your work does all the bridges


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.1517 del
>>1512
If god really cared about us he'd sacrifice pogacar


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.1518 del
wonder how much the bais bros get paid, and suicide breakaway specialists in general


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.1519 del
>>1518
Probably alright, they're good for sponsors


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.1520 del
>Andrew AUGUST is now a breakaway merchant


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.1521 del
>>1520
career over at 19. sad!


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.1522 del
>>1521
same could be said of the great Finlel PICKERING, who famously humiliated superstar VAN EETVELT at the La Super Planche des Belles Filles and been shadow banned ever since


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.1523 del
>>1520
Atleast he does something this way


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.1524 del
>>1522
bahrain has a shit youngster pipeline, stockwell, skerl, miholjevic, van der meulen
all such completely invisible riders


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.1525 del
>>1522
very interesting bahrain team. first major sighting of BORREMANS and chance for EULALIO to suprise in the passos. and of course the pedalton's favourite catkiller


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.1526 del
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Hey a French victory today!
>Simon SCHWARTZ


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 11:25 [Preview] No.1527 del
>>1526
after Defrance won yesterday too, UCI isn't even trying anymore


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 11:40 [Preview] No.1528 del
vingegaard's mountain support for the tdf will be terrible beyond jorgenson. kuss/keldermeme/yates are all washed. maybe the plan is for van aert to become a long mountain domestique, would explain his sprinting form.


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.1530 del
>>1529
Why are belgoids like this


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 11:47 [Preview] No.1531 del
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AB GELDERMANS has passed away. LBL 1960 winner as you all know. Sticky WHEN


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 11:48 [Preview] No.1532 del
>>1529
>if you lose you win
are b*lgians the c*nadians of the european pro peloton?


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 11:49 [Preview] No.1533 del
>>1531
>Ab
Albertus just sounds much cooler


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 11:50 [Preview] No.1534 del
>>1529
why does he need a sprint in the giro, he's the leadout


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 11:51 [Preview] No.1535 del
>>1534
Isn't Kooij dead or something


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 11:54 [Preview] No.1536 del
>>1534
>leadout in giro
>mountain domestique in the TDF
confirmed GOAT domestique


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.1537 del
>>1535
he's on the same recovery program as Jonas last year


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.1538 del
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you know it is just kinda a cool race


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 11:57 [Preview] No.1539 del
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>>1538
anyone know where you can find an accurate GC standing?
the website only has the individual stages as far as I can find


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:00 [Preview] No.1540 del
>>1539
Wait why is there a horse in a yellow jersey


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.1541 del
>>1540
why not?


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.1542 del
>>1541
I am not sure an horse is even a athlete


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.1544 del
>>1529
>he posted the exact same article on HLN
are we sure he doesn't post here, he's basically a (you) farmer but gets paid for it
it's so easy too


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.1546 del
>>1544
I mean Jan does just straight up double dip national and commercial media


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:22 [Preview] No.1547 del
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think of all the danish posts we’re missing out on


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:26 [Preview] No.1548 del
lovely day in italy

I wonder what our kid Bertollo is doing. I am worried for him


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:32 [Preview] No.1549 del
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Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:38 [Preview] No.1550 del
>>1549
kek I was about to post the same before refreshing


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:38 [Preview] No.1551 del
Testa caught


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.1552 del
dumbar goes


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:41 [Preview] No.1553 del
Damn that cadence


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:41 [Preview] No.1554 del
this has to be some of the weakest looking attacks ever


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:43 [Preview] No.1555 del
>this guy won on picon blanco from the GC group


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:45 [Preview] No.1556 del
Cepeda and the yearly Tour of the Alps psyop


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:45 [Preview] No.1557 del
furiously strong double


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:46 [Preview] No.1558 del
>young br*t*sh rider
>28


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:47 [Preview] No.1559 del
>>1558
right after he said he's a late bloomer too lmao


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:48 [Preview] No.1560 del
is sexass the next lenny or the next anquetil. no in between btw


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:49 [Preview] No.1561 del
>>1560
the new bardet


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:51 [Preview] No.1562 del
honestly race like this would be much more fun as a velodrama
no clear favourite, many many different options


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:51 [Preview] No.1563 del
>>1555
Hugh Carthy won on the angliru once too...


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:52 [Preview] No.1564 del
>>1562
And the parcours is good for unexpected winners


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.1565 del
I wish remco was doing the giro


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.1566 del
>>1562
nothing worse then when my secret picks break out in non-velodrama races


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.1567 del
stop breathing into the FUCKING microphone please


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.1568 del
>STÜSSI
somewhere rusbert got a cold chill


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.1569 del
gall the final boss of descendlets


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.1570 del
STÜSSI being disrespected


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:55 [Preview] No.1571 del
hmmmmm i wonder if this 55kg sudakan will be caught on the pedaling descent


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:56 [Preview] No.1572 del
took me a while to find you berts because I wasnt playing velogames this year


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 12:57 [Preview] No.1573 del
why the fuck is the commentator breathing so heavy, is he cranking one out


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:01 [Preview] No.1574 del
How do squeakpersons pronounce Seixas


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:02 [Preview] No.1575 del
>>1538
the infamous Johnny HOOGERLAND is chasing stage victories here


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:02 [Preview] No.1576 del
>>1572
Welcome. How did you find us?


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:03 [Preview] No.1577 del
RAI already in mid-giro form


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:05 [Preview] No.1578 del
This is like something out of the 1920s but then both riders and spectators would have guns/knives


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:07 [Preview] No.1579 del
Italians can't even have images in a clear day now


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:10 [Preview] No.1580 del
>>1574
Sex ass


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:11 [Preview] No.1581 del
Really great coverage


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:11 [Preview] No.1582 del
Italian RAI with a GREAT performance again. Exciting images


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:11 [Preview] No.1583 del
>>1576
from the thread on soyjak /fit/
but why am I japanese here


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:13 [Preview] No.1584 del
>>1583
Just accept your inner kawaii, Nihonbert. It has been decided who you are


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.1585 del
>>1583
you can pick whatever flag you want


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.1586 del
Oh great finally images and it's ***


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.1587 del
GRANDE


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:17 [Preview] No.1588 del
Ciccone before Dopathlon 2 and 3. Gall (pas normal) and Seixas I presume


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:18 [Preview] No.1589 del
Wow after like 5 seconds already a top 25. Why does it take 5 hours in Belgium


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:20 [Preview] No.1590 del
Kek the glass throw


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:20 [Preview] No.1591 del
Stüssi 20th, 18 seconds ahead of GEE!


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.1592 del
wonder if someone will throw famous infamous STÜSSI a pro conti contract next year. maybe hes smart enough to realize then they'd doping test him more


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.1593 del
>>1591
51 seconds ahead of ***


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:23 [Preview] No.1594 del
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>>1585
how?!


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.1595 del
>>1589
they explained this once that you can't give "official" results from the UCI until everyone is in or some shit like that


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Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:27 [Preview] No.1597 del
>>1538
to this day Americans still know the name of the cities by heart


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:28 [Preview] No.1598 del
>arensmeme
>tiberi
giro will be fraudulent as usual


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:29 [Preview] No.1599 del
>>1595
What kind of bullshit is that. In France you get almost live updates when runners cross the finish


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:30 [Preview] No.1600 del
>>1596
I was using the quick reply so I didnt see that


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:31 [Preview] No.1601 del
>DNS ZOIDL


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:32 [Preview] No.1602 del
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So anyway, I HAVE to give Wout van Aert some praise now. I am not the biggest fan, but I admit he is definitely the best at the moment when it comes to moral victories. Very impressive


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:34 [Preview] No.1603 del
>>1600
Please hold a sign in Tour of the Alps so the missing Berts can find us. Schizos don't actually watch cycling so this is the perfect way to attract the real Berts!


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:34 [Preview] No.1604 del
>>1602
Only Landa does it better than him


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:36 [Preview] No.1605 del
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>81 KÄMNA Lennard +14:30


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:37 [Preview] No.1606 del
>>1599
yes that's transponders crossing the line but not the official result with bike changes and shit, which is mostly given in the same timeframe is the belgian results
why they don't give partial updates I don't know


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 13:40 [Preview] No.1607 del
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>>1603
>tfw not living near the alps


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 14:09 [Preview] No.1608 del
>Luis Herrera, one of the most successful Colombian cyclists in history, is being investigated for alleged involvement in a disappearance case. Three paramilitaries describe in a statement that the former cyclist employed a paramilitary organization to make four people disappear in October 2002, according to Noticias Uno.

meanwhile in sudamerica


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 14:18 [Preview] No.1609 del
>>1608
sole


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 14:25 [Preview] No.1610 del
>>1608
>Óscar Andrés Huertas, alias “Menudencias” indicated that these people were buried in Lucho's farm and narrated the facts. “We put two in the back and two in the front, we inhumane them on the road from Novilleros to Aguadita in a farm on the edge of the road, we slit their throats and then we dismembered them with machetes,” said the ex-member of the self-defense groups.

>Martin Lanos' organization later discovered that they had been deceived by the Colombian cyclist, when they realized that they were not militiamen, but common people. According to the testimonies, the cyclist's interest was to take the land from them.
wild


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 14:28 [Preview] No.1611 del
>CT scan for backpain tomorrow
Wonder if i can find a PT who i can talk to about ciclismo, if we have to see each others for a while


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.1612 del


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.1613 del
went for a nice long gr*vel ride today


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 14:36 [Preview] No.1614 del
>>1613
its no south of france but it will do


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 14:37 [Preview] No.1615 del
>went for a quick ride, mostly on bike lanes around town
>didn't even put on cleats or helmet
>did fiddy kms anyway

>>1613
>>1614
Nys.


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 14:40 [Preview] No.1616 del
>>1608
Usual suspects


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.1617 del
>this site is free to everyone everywhere, BUT it costs money to run: power, internet, website charges, & equipment. Cloud storage for archiving recordings costs a lot, & has increased dramatically with many more races broadcast. The site relies on support by voluntary donations and clicking ads. So please do your bit! Thank you

You do donate to tiz, don't you?


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.1618 del
>GHEBREIGZABHIER Amanuel last place
Another win for racism


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 14:47 [Preview] No.1619 del
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>>1613
>>1614
i will be trying my new gravel tires tomorrow for the first time
pray for me soul lest i not return

kinda strange planning the route too, i know all the roads around me like my underwear, but the field and gravel routes are a mystery


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 14:50 [Preview] No.1620 del
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> Cian Uijtdebroeks
Grim


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 14:53 [Preview] No.1621 del
>>1620
who?


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 15:16 [Preview] No.1622 del
>>1620
I can't help but gloat after the whole transfers saga, arrogant team
also
>dude has backpain
>take 8 months to try and lower his saddle
Finns were right, proteams are a joke


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 15:17 [Preview] No.1623 del
>>1619
>planning the route
used to do that too for gravel rides but nowadays I just freestyle it because you never know which paths are currently ridable anyways


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 15:18 [Preview] No.1624 del
>>1619
don't blindly take some shit from komoot I warn you I've ended up on some dodgy shit I wouldn't even do with 50mm MTB tires


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 15:20 [Preview] No.1625 del
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>>1619
> i know all the roads around me like my underwear

ALL the holes?


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.1626 del
Part of the fun of gravel is to plan a route and hope you didn't need full sus on that path.


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.1627 del
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>>1617
sorry but the Backup 480p option becomes literally unusable without adblock


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 15:41 [Preview] No.1628 del
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>>1617
Not gonna allow shitty ads and risk malware for whatever reason. Fuck you.

Back in my day, sites were hosted and funded by hobbyists and enthousiasts. Sometimes on bigger sites they ran on donations. Worst case there's an ad banner ran through the site itself.
When I see external ads, I see someone that doesn't care about their users.


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.1629 del
Do you guys just torrent the big races ? Honestly it feels like I should start saving monuments, they're a bit hard to fin sometimes


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 15:45 [Preview] No.1630 del
>>1629
Big races live in my head rent free


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 15:48 [Preview] No.1631 del
>>1627
What the fuck is that, I've never not used adblocker on tiz. It would be unbearable on mobile.

>>1628
I have an extreme hatred of ads, very predatory and intrusive. If at least it was targetted ads and donation spam it'd be acceptable. I wish the alternative didn't cost 4x more than previous years.


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 15:54 [Preview] No.1632 del
>>1629
bertabase


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 15:57 [Preview] No.1633 del
>>1629
a lot of stuff has disappeared from youtube too
there's monuments I watched last year with a million views that are just not there anymore


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Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 16:01 [Preview] No.1635 del
I can't wait until Widar is in the pro peloton, it's going to be mayhem.


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>>1623
>>1624
i dont really have gravel routes here, what i have here are those field routes used by farm machinery that are either usable or not really and i am just checking ahead
i wont be using those gravel wheels afterwards here anyway, i plan on couple of rides in our mountains where there is actual gravel


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 16:03 [Preview] No.1637 del
>>1636
looks good, I once followed a road the went straight into a creek
supposedly there was a bridge there once upon a time but the local youths destroyed it


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No.1638 del
>>1636
Looks good to me. I don't think you can find gravel highways like in US in many places in Europe


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 16:13 [Preview] No.1639 del
>>1637
>the local youths
can we say nigger on this board?


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 16:14 [Preview] No.1640 del
>>1638
Occitaniebert mogging the rest, as usual


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 16:18 [Preview] No.1641 del
>>1639
nogs, nafris, plenty of white trash here too
it's all the same


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 16:18 [Preview] No.1642 del
>>1638
Is this something you ride on your gravel without worrying you will get pinchazo'd?


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 16:19 [Preview] No.1643 del
>>1639
I believe it is the same janny as on /cyc/ btw so I'd tread carefully. I don't think he's very impartial and I don't know his political views but considering how moderation went on cyc, I'm keeping gamer words in the locker.


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No.1644 del
>>1636
only the 1st and the last image are not gravel I'd say
>>1638
this is so unpleasant to ride on without a MTB


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 16:29 [Preview] No.1645 del
>>1640
Honestly I find riding around Vienna quite nice for such a big city. But yeah amazing roads around Montpellier
>>1642
Yeah, just don't ride 1 bar like gcn told you to.
>>1644
It's a tradeoff, but if it's just a few sections it's ok. Most of my gravel looks like last Pic


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 16:37 [Preview] No.1646 del
Susanne Andersen won today


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 16:55 [Preview] No.1647 del
peculiar


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 16:55 [Preview] No.1648 del
will remking do well in fleche? on one hand those steep rampas were never his strong suite but on the other hand, lots of frauds on the startlist


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 16:56 [Preview] No.1649 del
>>1648
He'll attack on the cipressa


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 16:58 [Preview] No.1650 del
>>1645
for those sceneries it's all worth it


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 17:03 [Preview] No.1651 del
>>1648
>lots of frauds
almost every top puncheur in the peloton is here, except roglic and mvdp. who else should be here which could.


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 17:08 [Preview] No.1652 del
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>>1651
wout


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 17:10 [Preview] No.1653 del
>>1648
I think he can be good on rampas the problem is the positioning


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 17:16 [Preview] No.1654 del
>>1648
ITT away and just make sure no Dane is on his wheel this time


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 17:23 [Preview] No.1655 del
>>1654
sorry sir this is fleche your not allowed to attack until the final climb


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 17:33 [Preview] No.1656 del
>ynr last year


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.1657 del
>>1656
whoops


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 17:35 [Preview] No.1658 del
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Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 17:54 [Preview] No.1659 del
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very brit looking lad


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 18:10 [Preview] No.1660 del
Hmm


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 18:16 [Preview] No.1661 del
>>1660
my team doesn't even need to be adjusted for this, it's perfect


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 18:34 [Preview] No.1662 del
What was that surprise race vingo was going to show up in his team teased?


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 18:55 [Preview] No.1663 del
No sign of the finns nor irishbert yet, a search party is in order I think


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 18:57 [Preview] No.1664 del
>>1663
maybe they just don't want to come


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 18:58 [Preview] No.1665 del
I also think there should still be a pizza competition but we can save that for another day


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 19:01 [Preview] No.1666 del
>>1664
We have berts missing in action and you want to just give up on them? This will not do.


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 19:09 [Preview] No.1667 del
is this true berts?


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 19:15 [Preview] No.1668 del
>>1667
I dont't know.
But if jannies are living (rent free) in ones head, this guy is probably not posting ciclismo.


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 19:18 [Preview] No.1669 del
>>1668
aren't you the jannie? shouldn't you know?


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 19:22 [Preview] No.1670 del
>>1667
>most pinned threads on /sp/ were by a swedish flag
>rarely saw swedish flags in cyc
>now he's created the board in quicktime discussing moderation in depth
I also believe the burger that was banned wasn't actually fignon, considering he messaged me asking if cyc exists anyway and still doesn't know. So whoever that other burger was that got banned for criticising him and is clearly seething... lmao.

I think being transparent about this would be helpful. Maybe I'm mistaken after all.


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 19:22 [Preview] No.1671 del
wtf is with double spacing on greentexts btw?


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 19:23 [Preview] No.1672 del
>>1663
>>1664
Yeah, I think Irishbert is the most likely to not give a shit, he will come back after a while once 4chan returns.
For the Finns I think the Turku one would be more likely to do some snooping especially since he goombles.
The Oulu one is more likely to not give shit.
Slovenes should have at least one to make it, can't believe they wouldn't give a shit with Satan in his prime.
Rusbert, that dumdum, should have easily been here and I refuse to believe he stopped being a shit giver.


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 19:26 [Preview] No.1673 del
>>1670
Isn't it Suissebert in disguise? Our "Swede" here?


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 19:26 [Preview] No.1674 del
>>1670
How did he messaged you?


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 19:27 [Preview] No.1675 del
>>1669
As I said, no.
>>1670
Flags here make no sense, I should have a german flag.
Too lazy to pick a "fake" flag every time.


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 19:28 [Preview] No.1676 del
>>1675
Ok so my initial instict about a Bernd was arright.


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 19:31 [Preview] No.1677 del
>>1670
>Schizos messaging eachother
Might be done with this


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 19:33 [Preview] No.1678 del
>>1668
>this guy is probably not posting ciclismo
Cyc janny seemed extremely anal about 'off topic', if it's terribly disruptive I understand. But when people go off on unrelated tangents, it's healthy for the community building and it's natural for grown adults to be discussing various things when they're brought together with the same niche interests.

Where are you drawing the line? What about language as another bert asked? Is this yours or a community decision? I think it's not hard to tell where people here draw the line on moderation but it'd be helpful to know how strict this is moderated by you. For example polish bert discussing videogames the other day was a fun tangent many berts got behind, I'm assuming that's rightfully fine. Especially considering I've been warned already for something.


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 19:36 [Preview] No.1679 del
>>1678
>>1677
>>1676
What are "you" talking about about?
I dont care, and I cant care.
Open a fucking support ticket or something.


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 19:37 [Preview] No.1680 del
>>1674
>>1677
He added me on discord when another bert wanted to play farming sim, I dropped my discord in that thread so he added me too because he wanted to play. Had him on discord since, occasionally messages me. He's fucking bonkers. For example I was met with a bunch of gore today and he was complaining none of his friends like gore. He is by far the most legit schizo I've interacted with online I think, rest are fake schizo.
(time for a break for schizobrit)


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 19:39 [Preview] No.1681 del
And some wonder why some are tired of engaging in "/cyc/"... meh.


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Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 19:46 [Preview] No.1683 del
>>1682
>all those flags
Oh, a real... Cosmopolitan!


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 19:47 [Preview] No.1684 del
Do we know why the flags were broken in the first place? Mine just werks


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 19:47 [Preview] No.1685 del
>>1681
>>1682
>>1679
why the fuck are you so salty?


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 19:49 [Preview] No.1686 del
>>1684
Mine goes from france to USA to vietnam


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 19:50 [Preview] No.1687 del
>>1685
What do you think, because schizoposting is really tiresome.
Also, again:
The flags are kinda random, picrel.


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 19:53 [Preview] No.1688 del
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>>1580
hear me out


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 19:58 [Preview] No.1689 del
>>1682
who is the most schizo cyclist?


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 20:29 [Preview] No.1690 del
>>1667
yes, I banned fignonbert >>1093
this dates back to him posting repeatedly pics of Rosenbert back on 4chan. that's just really low. this was my only ban until just now.

>>1685
only >>1682 is me, I was out riding my bike today. I really dislike having to deal with any drama here, the less time I have to waste being a janitor cleaning stuff up for free, the better. I just want to watch ciclismo with the Berts.
I gave schizobrit his fair chance, other Berts wanted to have him banned outright and reported him once he arrived here and we even tried to hide this board, so the worst offenders wouldn't find us. I didn't like that he basically impersonated other regular Berts by using their flags. I gave him a warning yesterday, which he acknowledged. see >>1396 and >>1430 and yet he continued today business as usual. he literally asked for it.
if you think I'm powertripping or too soft because of those 2 bans (Fignonbert - 69 year ban; Schizobrit 36 hours), feel free to criticize me.


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 20:59 [Preview] No.1691 del
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Schizobrit at least has occasionally ciclismo insights, just keep taking the goddamned meds.
The burger retard is genuinely 60 IQ, victim of lead poisoning.


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 21:09 [Preview] No.1692 del
>>1690
Rosenbert posting is why I outright despised him and instabanned him from my shits when he tried making a team.
Schizobrit is tolerable in small doses but if we were bunch of guys who hang out IRL I would not give him info where we are at.

You're the guy who made this happen, your calls are final.
Heavy is the head that wears the crown, long live the king.


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 21:21 [Preview] No.1693 del
That Fignon retard can indeed leave forever, fuck him.


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 21:55 [Preview] No.1694 del
pidcvck won one of those mickey mouse laureus awards

pogi btfo'd by the swede (american)


Bert 04/21/2025 (Mon) 23:38 [Preview] No.1695 del


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.1696 del
>>1695
Based the time of kwabacar is over


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.1697 del
>One Cycling seemed to be the Loch Ness Monster of cycling, but after three years in the closet it seems time for a coming out. According to our info the project will be officialized before the start of the Tour.

Here we go again


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 05:32 [Preview] No.1698 del
>>1682
lmao


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 06:01 [Preview] No.1699 del
>>1682
ew I (you)’d him alot


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 07:00 [Preview] No.1700 del
>>1687
>the flags are kind of random
>picrel

>austrianflag
>habsbert
whats random about that jannie?


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.1702 del
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welp, didn't update the length of the race. it's 178km today.


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.1703 del
>>1701
>Current Leaders:
>CICCONE Giulio
>CICCONE Giulio
>PICKERING Finlay
>SEIXAS Paul

I like the color coding here. /cyc/ office should think about asaping it into production once we get back to the old building.


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 07:10 [Preview] No.1704 del
>>1703
next step is not to strip the audio when Berts are making webms, unless it's a certain person commentating.


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.1705 del
Tim Tom Pidcock - Action Sportsperson oscar winner


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.1706 del


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.1707 del
>>1705
Let me try that again


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.1708 del
>>1705
I have never heard of that award and frankly could have survived without


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.1709 del
LUIK
BASTENAKEN
LUIK


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.1710 del
Kevin Bowman, now that was a runner


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.1711 del
>>1709
It's ok, you don't to use this ugly language anymore


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.1713 del
LAFAY skipping fleche, extremely fraudulent


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.1714 del
>>1713
Ppatt the entire ag2r team has knee problem


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.1715 del
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here i go


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.1716 del
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on the road again


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.1717 del
I can't see any reason why cycling fans should be happy about this OneCycling shit


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.1718 del
>>1694
Damn he jumped 1cm higher than last time? Better give him the award over the guy who won Giro Tour WC LBL Lombardia and 12 grand tour stages


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 12:03 [Preview] No.1719 del
>>1694
moral W


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.1720 del
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when you have the likes of Juan P., Lennergy and T*o slaving for you, makes shopping at Lidl feel like you're in real supermarket and not in a discounter.


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 12:14 [Preview] No.1721 del
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shots they wouldn't dare doing anymore for the femmes


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 12:15 [Preview] No.1722 del
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cat killer DNF


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.1723 del
>>1722
chute?


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 12:18 [Preview] No.1724 del
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Quick. SKJELMOSE and GRÉGOIRE or EVENEPOEL and VAUQUELIN


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 12:20 [Preview] No.1725 del
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>>1723
I assume he was involved in the chute with Puccio, but it's just a guess.


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 12:21 [Preview] No.1726 del
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>uphill tunnel chute
absolutely comicale


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 12:35 [Preview] No.1727 del
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lennergy is a simple waterboy now.


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 12:41 [Preview] No.1728 del
>>1727
What went wrong lennybros


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 12:43 [Preview] No.1729 del
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>>1724
Sure.


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 12:47 [Preview] No.1730 del
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home of real Knödel


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 12:50 [Preview] No.1731 del
>>1728
he claims he was sick after Catalunya


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 12:56 [Preview] No.1732 del
>>1717
The only thing that makes me happy about it is that it's going to fail


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:00 [Preview] No.1733 del
Nice finish line


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:00 [Preview] No.1734 del
Seixas not working for Gall, that little bitch


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:00 [Preview] No.1735 del
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Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:01 [Preview] No.1736 del
>>1732
Oh that's a wild flag


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:04 [Preview] No.1737 del
GALL is so bad at descending


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:13 [Preview] No.1738 del
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watching ciclismo while doing ciclismo


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:16 [Preview] No.1739 del
STÜSSI off the back


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:17 [Preview] No.1740 del
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is that guy struggling at the back Stüssi?


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:20 [Preview] No.1741 del
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>136
yes, it's Stüssi. it's moments like this where I miss rusbert the most.


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:21 [Preview] No.1742 del
SEIXAS you bitch, work for GALL


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:22 [Preview] No.1743 del
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not many left
sex
gall
ciccone
storrer


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:23 [Preview] No.1744 del
Storer stronk


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:26 [Preview] No.1745 del
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slurpage G2


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.1746 del
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Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:31 [Preview] No.1747 del
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barely legal hand position


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:33 [Preview] No.1748 del
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13 Caruso
24 Poole
111 Pignazoli
managing to close the gap to G2


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:33 [Preview] No.1749 del
storer ez


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:35 [Preview] No.1750 del
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impressive victory for Storer


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:36 [Preview] No.1751 del
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2 Seixas
3 Bardet


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:36 [Preview] No.1752 del
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Stüssi not in G3, arriving in G4


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:36 [Preview] No.1753 del
seixas absolutely MOGGED gall. he should do less OF sessions with his gf and do more descend training


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:37 [Preview] No.1754 del
g2 insane fraudulence. storer comfortable lead in GC because they didnt pull


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:37 [Preview] No.1755 del
Seixas is objectivally the best 18 year old rider ever


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.1756 del
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top 10


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:39 [Preview] No.1757 del
Storer has been doing well lately. I might be tempted to pick him in the Giro if he is a fairly priced climber and not a GC scam.


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:39 [Preview] No.1758 del
>>1757
>fairly priced
thatll be 20 velocoins mister


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:39 [Preview] No.1759 del
>>1757
Just don't pick the Tour of the Alps winner for the Giro no matter what


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:41 [Preview] No.1760 del
gall is such an infuriating rider. he cant descend cant TT cant sprint cant work in groups cant do anything but climb.


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:41 [Preview] No.1761 del
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GC


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:41 [Preview] No.1762 del
>>1760
>I climb


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:45 [Preview] No.1763 del
I am back
What the FUCK happened


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:45 [Preview] No.1764 del
Storer had like 10 seconds at the summit. He gained 30s in 10k of descent and flat and stopped pedaling in the last metres. Holy G2 frauds


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.1765 del
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I think it's time to turn off RAI


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:49 [Preview] No.1766 del
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anyway...


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No.1767 del
>>1766
but how does it ride? just because Grug does it once a year for the gr*vel world championship, doesn't mean you should copy him. I use my cheapo triban for such experiments off road.


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Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.1769 del
>>1767
Copying the pros is basically the point of amateur hobbies. We are all grugs for a few hours a week.


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.1770 del
>>1760
Not going to lie the dude robbed me of few velocoins


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:57 [Preview] No.1771 del
>>1769
ok, I will do that thing grug does with his lower lip on my next ride


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 13:59 [Preview] No.1772 del
>>1771
I think I'll do a cheeky moscon on my next ride, so many reckless *** driving around my area these days.


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.1773 del
>>1767
Of course it's fine it's an endurance road bike with gravel tyres. What do you think couldn't be fine?


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 14:09 [Preview] No.1774 del
>>1773
it's fun, but it's no mountainbike for sure


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 14:10 [Preview] No.1775 del
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>>1767
The tires feel great, stable and everything, despite being "only" 35. Also ridiculously slow on asphalt. I also think there's clearance for maybe even 40 tires
The gravel routes here are boring, so that wasn't particularly interesting, also chose wrong way and had to push me bike on 30% rocky slope.
The wheels are however completely fucked up. It came back to me WHY I had them in my storage for 4 years, both wheels are elipsoid and it was like riding a carneval ride. I remember back then even buying a tension meter trying to fix them, but it ended as always.


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 14:24 [Preview] No.1776 del
>>1774
I'm a hardtail apologist myself but for some reason the average Bert fears the flat bar bike


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.1777 del
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>Nate PRINGLE


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.1778 del
>Remco vows to make koers before the Mur


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.1779 del
Froome and Kämna in Gruppo Ishibashi at +14:12


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.1780 del
>>1778
Did he swear it on the prophet?


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.1781 del
>>1778
lenny's not making the giro at this point poor guy


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.1782 del
I keep forgetting it is already that far in the year, the sun is that high far beyond 2 pm and I am wondering why do I have me stomach boiling if it is just after noon.
It is not, it is well over me 4 pm dinner time, it is just still that bright.


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.1783 del
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>>1782
The days will start getting shorter in just two months time


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.1784 del
>>1783
Good, it is supposed to be dark and cool at 9 pm not kinda maybe winding down from torty-tree degrees in full sun which is barely touching the horizon yet.


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.1785 del
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is there a specific reason why west australia has produced so many high quality runners in the current pedalton for such a sparsely populated region


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.1786 del
>>1783
and finns are still not off the vine machine


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>>1785
Sports-heavy nation with a pedigree, with a lot of space and great weather to practice summer sports and a lot of indoor facilities to practice away from the farking heat.
Track cycling, swimming, tennis, athletics and the open stuff like motorsport, athletics and cycling again, maybe add the *nglo sports like golf, rugby, cricket and the whole Aussie rules which sucks in many specimens who would do great in other sports otherwise.


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.1788 del
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>>1784
I got a stroke reading that


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.1789 del
>>1788
Oh cam on, maybe a coma is missing.
I'm not producing those half-grugspeak streams of consciousness that I was spurting out two years ago (it's been already too years!) when I was still half-feral and not in control of me acoustism at all.


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.1790 del
Is pas normal GALL the only one in the alps that's not doing the giro?


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.1791 del
>>1790
sexass is farming the baby giro


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 15:38 [Preview] No.1792 del
>>1791
Gotta keep him contained for another year, not burn him up too fast I guess
on the other hand WIDAR should probably stop hiding in the baby giro


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No.1793 del
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Wish Alafpolak was in really good shape so I could pick him instead of Pogikaka and be sure of a top 5 finish while using the rest of the points to upgrade Barre.


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.1794 del
>>1793
allah is the kind of guy that will follow the retard remco attack on the first huy


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 15:44 [Preview] No.1795 del
>>1794
That's what is going to happen and he clearly has only one smash in him now.


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.1796 del
>>1795
following pogi is equivalent to at least 3 smashes. his washed status is still pending, at least for now


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 15:57 [Preview] No.1797 del
>>1796
but pogi was following him first


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 16:00 [Preview] No.1798 del
>>1792
widar seems to be doing another full u23 season for some reason. lotto's third best climber on their main team is old man sepulveda, not like they cant give him opportunities at WT


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 16:01 [Preview] No.1799 del
>>1796
Pogikaker is probably not winning this even if he is in a group of 3-5 attackers but he is still Satan incarnated.
Must resist will to zag and just pick the favorite, even if Chuj is not for him, especially not this year.


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 16:02 [Preview] No.1800 del
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curious career progression


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 16:02 [Preview] No.1801 del
>>1798
the excuse last year was that he's not completely comfortable riding in a peleton but they could atleast slot him in for some races like Romandie, alps or Suisse that are low pressure


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.1802 del
speaking about suisse, has anyone seen these profiles?


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 16:08 [Preview] No.1803 del
>>1802
the no sprinters allowed sprint stage


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 16:09 [Preview] No.1804 del
>>1802
Based profile


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 16:09 [Preview] No.1805 del
>>1802
>last 500m downhill after 5k 3% climb
disgusting stuff


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 16:13 [Preview] No.1806 del
>>1803
Looks perfect for Hayter, don't forget to pick him


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 16:16 [Preview] No.1807 del
>>1801
he cant do Romandie/Suisse because he's on their conti team. not sure why he's not on their man team, they have open spots and its not like he's being paid less then WT minimum lol


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 16:20 [Preview] No.1808 del
>>1793
If the race is decided on last Huy like usual he should be good


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 16:20 [Preview] No.1809 del
>>1807
the fuck you're right I thought he moved up this year
I'm pretty sure he's their 3rd best paid rider behind De Lie and Doperjaw


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 16:35 [Preview] No.1810 del
>>1808
These are ancient times monsieur.
I'm not saying he can't repeat any of these single digits, I'm saying he is more likely to be in double digits.
Not enough to offset single digit Pog + Pog breakaway points, even if the other guy you pick with Pog points does well. That's a lot of hopes and prayers placed in inflated expected value out of goombling outcomes.


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 16:39 [Preview] No.1811 del
>>1810
>1st place is same points as 7th and 8th.
fleche is one of the few racers where none of your picks should be shitters, its relatively predictable and there's enough 10-16 velocoin punchmerchants to fill a team. still picking pogi tho


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 16:46 [Preview] No.1812 del
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>>1811
man I remember doing so well in 2023, if only pidcuck didn't stank it up


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 16:48 [Preview] No.1813 del
>>1812
this was 66 velocoins by the way, how inflation has hit us


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 16:56 [Preview] No.1814 del
>one cycling final race should be a stage race in Saudi arabia
Topest kek I really want to see this and journos trying to hype this shit up


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 17:06 [Preview] No.1815 del
>>1814
how is this supposed to work with flat/mountain stages, not just this hypothetical race itself but the entire format. do they realize jonas isnt winning a flat desert race


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 17:17 [Preview] No.1816 del
>>1811
Tismbert is picking Barre and Kamp so there is that.


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 17:25 [Preview] No.1817 del
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>>1812
Last year I had Stephen WILLIAMS


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 17:30 [Preview] No.1818 del
BREAKING NEWS: After accepting an extra team, Giro d'Italia has now also introduced a new jersey. The Moral Victory ranking will have Wout VAN AERT as the BIG favorite.


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 17:31 [Preview] No.1819 del
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>belgiansmaak.com/flemish-stew
>flesh wallone
getting hungry


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 17:31 [Preview] No.1820 del
>>1818
He’s gonna bottle it


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 17:32 [Preview] No.1821 del
>>1819
this is my team btw


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 17:35 [Preview] No.1822 del
>>1821
Your team is slop? Yeah we know, we can see your ranking


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 17:37 [Preview] No.1823 del
>>1817
we already had the discussion once about stephy williams, that he's really good at 3 races per year. but how to know which ones?


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 17:38 [Preview] No.1824 del
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Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 17:58 [Preview] No.1825 del
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>>1763
Il papa e morto


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 18:58 [Preview] No.1826 del
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>>1817
last year was good too, also only 84 velocoins


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 19:04 [Preview] No.1827 del
Test


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 19:05 [Preview] No.1828 del
>>1827
Kek, I guess I'm polish now


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 19:16 [Preview] No.1829 del
>>1828
could be worse


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 19:19 [Preview] No.1830 del
>>1829
not by much


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 19:26 [Preview] No.1831 del
I wonder who will sign Vauquelin, surprises me he's only 23 still since I feel like he's been decent for a few years now


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 19:40 [Preview] No.1832 del


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 19:48 [Preview] No.1833 del
>>1831
his tdf stage win might have been the most lucrative single win for a rider last year in terms of future contract earnings. his palmares without it is so much worse and he can milk it for a decade plus, easily made him multiple millions.


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 19:49 [Preview] No.1834 del
>>1833
You now remember Brice Feillu


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 19:51 [Preview] No.1835 del
>>1833
his magnum opus will always be beating the mighty vingo on la loge


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.1836 del
>>1833
Champoussin was earning 1 million per year


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 20:02 [Preview] No.1837 del
Imagine wout doing leadouts for maclay in the giro


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 20:09 [Preview] No.1838 del
>>1833
I don't know how much Kenny Elissonde earned but he made his career out of 1 win


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.1839 del
>>1837
almost every sprint stage in this giro has mountains that fatty mcclay will not make it over. wout will fetch his bottles in the gruppetto


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 20:21 [Preview] No.1840 del
>>1836
WHAT?


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 20:22 [Preview] No.1841 del
>>1840
they thought he was going to be a big GC rider so they threw him the bag. there's a reason arkea is at risk of folding


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 20:22 [Preview] No.1842 del
Would be a farce if they can't get Kooij ready in time. They revived Vingegaard from the dead in amount the same timeframe


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 20:45 [Preview] No.1843 del
>In another team bus, there was some grumbling afterwards about Novak's hard work. Soudal-Quick Step judged that Novak stepped on the gas pedal after Evenepoel's fall.

>I had already heard that from several riders. But actually we slowed down first, because we wanted to wait for Jhonatan Narvaez (who was the first to fall, ed.)."

>"Suddenly, riders from Visma-Lease a Bike and Israel-Premier Tech started to attack. As a result, we maintained a good pace to call those riders to order. But we didn't accelerate," Novak emphasizes again

Second time pissmoids gas it after a chute in a few weeks


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 20:51 [Preview] No.1844 del
>>1843
>plugge in car
expected


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 21:06 [Preview] No.1845 del
>>1833
i forgot about willem dafoe's win on finestre; could be a competitor depending on how much that 6 year UAE contract is.


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 21:13 [Preview] No.1846 del
i dont like my team very much, pogacar should stop riding one day classics, makes it boring


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 22:47 [Preview] No.1849 del
>Hugo Hofstetter has scored 600 UCI points already this year
the king of invisible classics sprinters


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 23:04 [Preview] No.1850 del
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>runners Borislav, Borislav, Borislav, and Ventsislav
>directeur ivan ivanov
not even trying anymore


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 23:07 [Preview] No.1851 del
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>>1849
>Classic Kings hate him!
>See how he made 600 UCI points this year with one simple trick


Bert 04/22/2025 (Tue) 23:36 [Preview] No.1852 del
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>>1850
>mfw no Bulgarian Bert who we can call Bertislav


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 04:23 [Preview] No.1853 del
>>1847
>Bertacek with his own contribution torwards Wiggo's redemption
Beautiful


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 05:16 [Preview] No.1854 del
>>1847
most normal looking wiggins


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.1855 del
>>1854
The eyes betray the suffering


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 05:44 [Preview] No.1856 del
It's nice that I don't have to wait 3 hours for the captcha to load anymore


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 05:53 [Preview] No.1857 del
Yeah, I am not picking satan, if there is one race this year in which you can make a case to goomble heavily against him it is this one.
Will make me feel very warm and fuzzy inside if he craaks and smaaks, also you just know the peloton smells blood after AGR and will unload on him.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 05:53 [Preview] No.1858 del


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 05:54 [Preview] No.1859 del
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>I could kwak every Slovenian in this thread.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.1860 del
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we will see the return of the remKING today


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 06:18 [Preview] No.1861 del
>>1860
>Powless, conseFRAUD, hermanns, teuns
What a fraudulent year


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.1862 del
Soudal Quick Step boss shilling for One Cycling on the radio right now. It's probably gonna happen. Was like listening to a Saudi spokesperson to be honest, hate what is happening to the team


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.1863 del
>>1862
Did he give more details about it. My question is what happens to team that don't want to go into this saudi sportwashing operation?


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.1864 del
>>1863
No not really, it was the usual muh safety, muh money, muh best riders against eachother.
If they convince ASO I assume it'll just be the defacto competition and everyone not in will be riding national level kermis koersen.
If they don't convince ASO it's probably getting scrapped but the way he was talking was basically like the point if no return has been passed.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.1865 del
might be a rainy day today


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.1866 del
>>1864
Wonder how they'll convince UAE to do that


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 07:06 [Preview] No.1867 del
did we post about’s Herrera’s long letter denying the allegations?


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.1868 del
Sexo


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 07:14 [Preview] No.1869 del
getting the EDS Wheeltop groupset delivered today, let's see if it's any good


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.1871 del
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La Flèche Wallonne (1.UWT)
Ciney - Huy
205.1km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/la-fleche-wallone/2025/startlist

Live Stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/la-fleche-wallone/2025/result/live

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / VRT Eén / rtbf la une / RAI Sport / NPO 1 / France 3 / TV2 / SRG (SRF zwei/RTS 2/RSI LA 2) / rtve play
13:40 CET


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.1872 del
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>>1868
imagine that with some 60mm enve wheels


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 07:54 [Preview] No.1873 del
betting odds:
Pogi 1.57
Nys 5
Remco 6.5
Skelly 15
Van Gils 29
Allah 34
Lenny Martinez 34
Pidkek 34
Healy 41
Van Eetvelt 41
Grégoire 41
Stephen Williams 51
Onley 67
Buitrago 67
Axel Laurance 81
Dylan Teuns 81
Enric Mas 81
Blackmore 151
Scaroni 151
Hirschi 151
Ben Toilet 201
Guillaume Martin 201
Mauro Schmid 201
Powless 251
Godon 301
Barguil 301
Matthews 401
Bilbao 401
Nordhagen 601
Hessmann 10001


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.1874 del
>>1873
I know that HIrschi hasn't been at quite the same level as last year, but that difference between him and Allah is quite astonishing.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.1875 del
>>1874
One retard attack makes gamblers go wild


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.1876 del
Now that the dust has settled, who was the most obvious case of covid doping? Hirschi, Wout or Colbrelli?


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.1877 del
>>1875
makes me wonder if jumbo can apply the bait attack strategy again, but that only worked as long as they had Primoz around.
>kuss
please, only serious suggetions.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.1878 del
>>1876
That sunweb team reeked of doping during that period
>Hirschi
>SKA
>Storer


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.1879 del
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>>1878
Speaking of blatant dopage, 2021 Bahrain.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.1880 del
MUST. NOT. ADJOOST.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.1881 del
Skjelly hyping up Nys for today. Adjust accordingly.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.1882 del
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KWW


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.1883 del
>>1881
>Team changes are currently unavailable, because a race deadline has passed and the startlist for the next race is not yet compiled.
too late to adjuuust


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.1884 del
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>decisive move has been made before the mur only three times
fraud race


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.1885 del
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if you don't believe in lenny, you don't believe in anything


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.1886 del
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>>1885
fuck


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.1887 del
>>1881
His dad was hypong him to ill omen


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.1888 del
Damn just looked at the schizo dane's team he has been doing pretty well. Dude has been impressively consistent in picking the absolute boring team.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.1889 del
>>1886
>post team
>instantly gets kwabbed


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.1890 del
>>1888
Kek, did the same, though this was his Amstel team.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.1891 del
>>1889
probably karma for telling berts to adjoost while not adjoosting my own team


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.1892 del
EVENEPOEL will take it easy today


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.1893 del
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Welcome BACK Bertolo.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.1897 del
PICKS >>1894


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.1898 del
Remco has a """""""""""COLD SORE"""""""""""""""


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.1900 del
>Nys: I think I have it in me to win this course, but not this year. There is still a lot more likely that I will not win than I do.
age 22 and already has the mentality of a seasoned belgian disappointment


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.1901 del
Camera’s aren’t on Q boys take it easy


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.1902 del
Allez mes amis


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.1903 del
>>1900
honest belgian modesty if he talks like he wins right away you’re considered a dutch asshole round here


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.1904 del
>>1893
Huh? Where?


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.1905 del
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>>1856
Who are you. One Bert per flag


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No.1906 del
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>>1904
You talked to him yourself Bert. Is this schizophrenia kicking in.
Now Kasia's Jersey the team also appeared on me shit.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 10:12 [Preview] No.1907 del
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>>1906
That is not the original Bertollo. He doesn't play Velogames and doesn't have a bike. This is Bertolini. PPATTT


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.1908 del
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>>1907
He's a Italian I'm a call him Bertolo.
The map Bertolo is still navigating his way here through all the profiles.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.1909 del
OK GIVE ME BACK MY FLAG.
Norbert can use it, fine, don't think there's a limited amount of use cases THOUGH.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.1910 del
2018 Quickstep now that was a team


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.1911 del
the weather is going to be super shit


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.1912 del
>>1911
So good for Pog? As opposed to any other weather, which would also be good for Pog


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.1913 del
>>1912
Skely pickers in full doubt


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.1914 del
lovely weather in belgium


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.1915 del
JOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.1916 del
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Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.1917 del
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some anglo talents riding together


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.1918 del
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>grupo Fosh


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Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 11:28 [Preview] No.1921 del
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hmm


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.1922 del
>>1854
I'd have hoped every picture of his from 2022 onwards would have either been with a cigarette, bulgarian powerlifter physique or with lance. It looks like he's trying to get normal again.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.1923 del


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 11:42 [Preview] No.1924 del
I trust Julian gets top 5 if he comes to the finish in one piece. His punch at amstel was pretty good sign he's not just an old retired boomers. He still has a little punch.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.1925 del
soulful walloon weather


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.1926 del
>>1924
Yes. I also believe Romain Bardet can still win the Tour de France


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.1927 del
riccitello (forma paret-peintre)


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.1928 del
>>1926
And Gregoire can win LBL


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.1929 del
>>1926
Against Froome? No way.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.1930 del
frigo should break and wait for richie tello


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.1931 del
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israel sulfurous


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:02 [Preview] No.1932 del
Riccitello the turbo twink


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:03 [Preview] No.1933 del
okay but now frigo should really wait


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:04 [Preview] No.1934 del
>>1931
the team looked so much better last year


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:04 [Preview] No.1935 del
>frigo waits for sticky ricky
>tows him to the line
>takes stage for himself
>sticky ricky gets huge overall time boost


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.1936 del
>>1934
Gee is a CO super responder


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:11 [Preview] No.1937 del
richie tello kwak


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.1938 del
friGODs first pro win


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:15 [Preview] No.1939 del
Vero frigorifero.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.1940 del
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fridge wins


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.1941 del
lmao that finish chicane


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.1942 del
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2 hindley
3 riccitello
4 Ciccone


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:19 [Preview] No.1943 del
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top 10

>red cleats
no wonder the riders get knee problems


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.1944 del
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3rd was Gee and not riccitello


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.1945 del
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GC


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:22 [Preview] No.1946 del
What a goofy voice


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:22 [Preview] No.1947 del
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nice weather


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.1948 del
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another shot of the Fagot garage


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:25 [Preview] No.1949 del
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kek that vest, dude looks like an amateur rider


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:28 [Preview] No.1950 del
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wet cobbles


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.1951 del
this is asking for another chute catastrophique


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rampa


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No.1953 del
>>1951
Inb4 goodbye Remco


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No.1954 del
Stevie W giving all the good signs this year.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:35 [Preview] No.1955 del
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Berts mansion


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.1956 del
>>1955
>ywn have a house with turrets
despair


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:37 [Preview] No.1957 del
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go to huy


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:37 [Preview] No.1958 del
Has anyone watched the new Black Mirror where the woman builds a quantum computer and basically invents and manipulates reality as she goes? That is what Gianetti has in the team car. Pogacar very rarely ever crashes or has bad shit happening despite the sport being chaotic and random. They're not just blood doping the little cunt, they're literally manipulating reality to ensure he never crashes and instead Visma just keep dying.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:37 [Preview] No.1959 del
but can pogi do it on a rainy day in wallonia?


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:39 [Preview] No.1960 del
>>1958
dont tell anyone but ive actually invented a time machine, i just use it to do slightly better at goombling


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Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:39 [Preview] No.1962 del
>>1957
Belgian towns are probably the most depressing places in europe.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.1963 del
valverde would still top20 this btw


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.1964 del
HUY
U
Y


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.1965 del
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squillaume will win


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:42 [Preview] No.1966 del
>everyone has black umbrellas
>runners all in black rainjackets
obviously this is a funeral, only question is whose


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:42 [Preview] No.1967 del
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polakar and remko


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.1968 del
>>1967
You know it's a hard day when remco got that hitler stache


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.1969 del
Allah bros...


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:49 [Preview] No.1970 del
>>1969
Weatherlet, always has been


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:49 [Preview] No.1971 del
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Sheffield and his Czech mechanic, taking their time


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:49 [Preview] No.1972 del
>>1969
>Alaphilippe in the rain


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.1973 del
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Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:52 [Preview] No.1974 del
>>1962
could’ve posted Charleroi, Liege is a pittoresque village in comparison. Third industrial revolution sucked


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.1975 del
boring race


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.1976 del
>>1975
They could literally scrub everything but the last 5km, have 2 man teams instead too.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.1977 del
>>1975
First fleche?


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:01 [Preview] No.1978 del
>>1975
filtered


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:02 [Preview] No.1979 del
>>1977
I had hope the rain would change things


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:08 [Preview] No.1980 del
Break looking good, they might make it.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.1981 del
>Dylan Teuns: 166 UCI points
pathetic


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:16 [Preview] No.1983 del
>>1982
Thank god we have ASO


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.1984 del
>>1983
UAE too lmao


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:20 [Preview] No.1985 del
For a guy that usually does well on steep gradients, Mas has some shit Flèche results.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.1986 del
>>1985
positionlet


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.1987 del
>>1876
>>1879
obvious pick


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.1988 del
>>1985
valverde's waterboy except for 2023 and he cant position


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:24 [Preview] No.1989 del
memco if you go before the final huy ill never disrepect oumi again


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:24 [Preview] No.1990 del
Lenny is another weatherlet, noted


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:24 [Preview] No.1991 del
Novak putting the gas on


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:24 [Preview] No.1992 del
>>1988
oh yeah, I forgot that first part


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:24 [Preview] No.1993 del
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Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:25 [Preview] No.1994 del
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pull harder domen


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.1995 del
I sense the nearing end of the thread, and the inevitable creation of another. Now, I think it could be time to consider whether an lan Standard edition is in order?


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.1996 del
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chute


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.1997 del
carnage


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.1998 del
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chute jan christen, van wilder and skelly


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.1999 del
it's over for trek


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.2000 del
skjelly :(


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.2001 del
skelly in cold weather is like a cartoon figure


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.2002 del
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Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:30 [Preview] No.2003 del
Favorite final incoming


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.2004 del
>>2002
>>1996
i’m five minutes behind wtf spoilers


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.2005 del
I think Skjelly should maybe skip this race next year, he's gonna develop a mental block at this rate.


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.2006 del
>>2004
Francetv stream is always late. Thankfully I have free


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.2007 del
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>>2004
don't use tiz, but some official stream on france.tv or rtbf, they shouldn't be that much behind


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.2008 del
DNF looking good


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:34 [Preview] No.2009 del
>>2006
>>2007
on national telly just my connection doing weird stuff


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:34 [Preview] No.2010 del
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norwegian dopeurs


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:34 [Preview] No.2011 del
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ynr formolo


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.2012 del
nordhagen que pasa


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.2013 del
>>2011
if there's pain to feel, he'll be there


Bert 04/23/2025 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.2014 del
Pogi all alone



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