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/tdf/ - general Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No. 103521
heat dome edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1
03.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro
16.08 La Polynormande 1.1
16.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
18.08 Egmont Cycling Race Women 1.1
18.08 - 21.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
19.08 - 23.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lloyds Tour of Britain Women 2.WWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.Pro WE

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

>Previous Thread:
>>102455


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.103587 del
first for CARAPAZ


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.103588 del
Mads whipping out his massive hog to intimidate the peloton


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.103589 del
>>103588
let's see him do it with gaviria around


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.103590 del
José going off on RBH again lol


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.103591 del
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>where's my ice?
>huh? (has ice for himself)


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.103592 del
Suddenly Ineos


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.103593 del
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Foss??


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.103594 del
FOSS for GANNA


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.103595 del
Ineos?


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.103596 del
>>103593
ineos?


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.103597 del
>>103596
Vauquelin gaat er straks een lap op geven Renaat


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.103598 del
Foss starts pulling. Gap keeps going up.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.103599 del
Ah sure Wellens again why not


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.103600 del
>We need to close GC
??


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.103601 del


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.103602 del
Still need that Tyrone-Trine video


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.103603 del
>>103600
Top 10 in gc is serious business


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.103604 del
VINGEGAARD lachee


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.103605 del
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Really it is for the 11th place of Bernal


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.103606 del
>>103605
it’s been a long day guys!


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.103607 del
>>103606
That doesn't even make any sense. Who is that fucking retard


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.103608 del
Listen GANNA is to win this etappe simple


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.103609 del
Cuties spotted


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.103610 del
>>103605
Why not just say it's for ganna, he's top 5 sprinters here


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.103611 del
>>103605
They probably promised Netcompany a top 10 in Tour de France.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.103612 del
>>103607
Impey Daryl prolly


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.103613 del
>>103610
Yeah I am sure he is beating Mads Pedersen. This is fucking stupid


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.103614 del
>>103613
makes 10 times more sense than saying you're riding for crocked bernie


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.103615 del
>>103614
Unless that guy is legitimately retarded. Which is very possible


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.103616 del
Yeah these fucks are getting caught.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.103617 del
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Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.103618 del
Alright Mathieu drop these retards


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.103619 del
grug hopeless smash


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.103620 del
Grug smash


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.103621 del
>>103618
>>103619
grug lol all for nothing here


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.103622 del
GRUG SMASH


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.103623 del
God damnit Van Shitvelt


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.103624 del
Simons gone.
Trek about to start pulling now.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.103625 del
>>103624
yep yep


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.103626 del
yeah this is over?


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.103627 del
grug furiously weak


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.103628 del
Fucking disgusting dopeur Baudin. I am seething about everything


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.103629 del
Heh shitcock sramed


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.103630 del
KWAB KWAB KWAB


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.103631 del
hahahaha shitcuck


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.103632 del
pidders getting sram'd I relate to it


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.103633 del
Baudin is there. Somewhere in Holland a man is screaming


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.103634 del
Where in the GOD DAMN FUCK is Van Eetvelt


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.103635 del
get FUCKED Lidl-Trek


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.103636 del
FUCKING SRAM


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.103637 del
>>103634
in a ditch somewhere probably


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.103638 del
why do fresh derailleurs randomly stop working so much in the peleton


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.103639 del
fucking sram


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.103640 del
>>103638
Czech mechanics


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.103641 del
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I have done this once and I kicked in my own spokes


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.103642 del
I have 3/4 here, they better fuckING make it


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.103643 del
>>103642
if they have 40 seconds on the top of the next climb and trek isn't working they make it


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.103644 del
>>103642
Baudin pickers get disqualified.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.103645 del
die motoren moeten daar WEG


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.103646 del
Nice MotoGP you have there


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.103647 del
>>103638
I said it on stage 2 with all the flats, it’s embarrassing for the whole bike industry how often high-end equipment just randomly breaks and nobody seems to care about it


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.103648 del
FUCK OFF INEOS


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.103649 del
>>103644
don't have my boy Baudin


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.103650 del
>>103647
flats at least have some RNG aspect to it, a derailleur that stops shifting mid descent (and starts working when you kick it) is so weird


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.103651 del
>>103638
excellent question 2bh


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.103652 del
Van Eetvelt chasing potatoes


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.103653 del
Simmons sitting up


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.103654 del
But WHY did UAE ride all day. I am LOSING it


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.103655 del
the fact that the good ol' KICK IT UNTIL IT WORKS AGAIN actually did work is ridiculous


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.103656 del
>>103654
mcnulty will attack and reach the front group in 10 seconds


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.103657 del
>>103654
Make sure Jorgenson couldn't bridge lol


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.103658 del
Simmons Foss and East did all get dropped by them so with just these assholes it is over


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.103659 del
>>103656
Then I am never watching again


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.103660 del
>>103654
what did G say, plebs like us just don't get ciclismo and its tactics


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.103661 del
Skjelmose slaving.
Ayuso chilling.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.103662 del
imagine how pointless it must feel to slave for bernal in 2026


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.103663 del
johannesen, thinking, salivating about the 2nd or 3rd place


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.103664 del
Norge zuxking wheels


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.103665 del
i feel like Grug and Pidders should be much closer being so similar riders


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.103666 del
>>103663
>>103664
If this fucking asshole ruins it...


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.103667 del
Roodhooft brothers will seethe so hard if pidkek wins today


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.103668 del
Funniest result:
1 Norge
2 Baudin
3 Pidkek


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.103669 del
There should have been a bigger cote before the meta
This whole stage was a nothingburger for a bunch of hasbeens and jobbers


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.103670 del
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Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.103671 del
>>103663
>>103664
Normally I would say it makes sense for the weakest guy to slurp some wheels. But Gay Norge has such a terrible finish he can't win no matter what so he might as well try to ride for 1 minute GC he gains.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.103672 del
>>103669
you watching the same stage?


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.103673 del
>>103672
I am barely watching


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.103674 del
>>103668
gay pride would make massive strides


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.103675 del
If Baudin wins I am also never watching again


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.103676 del
>>103673
Do you just want GC stages and sprint stages like some sort of Visma chud


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.103677 del
lidl trek furiously weak tbh, it's over


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.103678 del
>>103676
bertacek only cares about cotes so he can post about his granny gears again


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.103679 del
>>103677
Well yeah Carlos Verona is not going to close that gap


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.103680 del
was UAE racing to push Grug to drop the shitters


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.103681 del
finale has pidswine written all over it, I fear for grug


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.103682 del
>>103676
I only care about rampa inhumanas, forest fires and portuguese singing


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.103683 del
grug salty


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.103684 del
>>103681
Yeah he's probably got best sprint here


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.103685 del
SIMMONS exploded


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.103686 del
>>103681
don't worry, SRAM has Grug's back


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.103687 del
>>103684
What of course not. Matje should win this 100%


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.103688 del
>>103687
We'll see. But don't say I didn't warn you


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.103689 del
>>103684
come on it's a small rise, if grug loses he is actually washed


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.103690 del
>>103687
I s2g of Grug wins and then DNSes


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.103691 del
>>103688
Whatever, Baudin will probably win the sprint easily while showing two middle fingers and pulling a blood bag from his pocket


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.103692 del
Lel nicely timed Cofidis


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.103693 del
Fucking Cofidis.
Now they ride.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.103694 del
>>103691
a little tramadol as a youth is no biggie


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.103695 del
>>103687
grug hasn't seriously trained since April


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.103696 del
lol that norge is slurping so hard and he will still get 3rd at best probably


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.103697 del
glowing del dopo attack incoming


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.103698 del
oh my god don't fuck this up


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.103699 del


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.103700 del
okay damn I didn't say nothing pidswine had 0 chances
probably the derailleurs fault


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.103701 del
Shitcock super weak. And Mads loses to Ganna lol


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.103702 del
Shitcock furiously weak


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.103703 del
>>103688
nice try


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.103704 del
Based Ganna humiliating Mads, nice


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.103705 del
Grug I kneel


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.103706 del
>the state of shitted cock
>the state of mads


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.103707 del
GRUG


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.103708 del
>fads


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.103709 del
Nice assist points for Verstrynge, everything going as expected


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.103710 del
>>103702
he should have gone from the bottom


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.103711 del
Pidders weak. Gay Norge contained the majority of his seethe.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.103712 del
broadcast here keeps mentioning how pidcock got kwabbed by zimmermann kek
gotta be the 3rd time by now


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.103713 del
Jesus she looks bogged


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:27 [Preview] No.103714 del
fucking hell his woman is grim


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.103715 del
>1, 2, 3
heh


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.103716 del
>>103713
Like kissing a pool float


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.103717 del


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.103718 del
>>103714
I’m in awe that she’s pregnant, she looks extremely infertile


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.103719 del
>>103715
No noomberposting


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.103720 del
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I don't know why I thought it was ABRAHAMSEN


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.103721 del
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Aranburu 14th


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.103722 del
>>103720
is everything alright bertacek, are you struggling in the heat storm?


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.103723 del
STOP SHOWING SLO MOS OF THIS WOMAN'S FACE, IT'S REVOLTING


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.103724 del
>>103722
I wasn't really watching earlier and I wouldn't expect Tobias Holland of all places to be in a breakaway


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.103725 del
A one day festival. So yeah he is doing nothing anymore


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.103726 del
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>mfw when i watch tnt sports or polska eurosport
>mfw no jose or vanderpulova shown


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.103727 del
>>103725
surely he will try for stage 21


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.103728 del
>>103727
that one is for MADS


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.103729 del
Vatschek completely gone


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.103730 del
what's up with that sean quinn guy by the way
why is he suddenly riding results


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.103731 del
>>103724
Holland has been in the break all the time this year.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.103732 del
>>103730
Because he confuses himself with Quinn SIMMONS


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.103733 del
First Dutch victory according to Renaat. Who is Kooij again


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.103734 del
>>103730
who even is that, what has he done
>stage Settimana Internazionale Coppi e Bartali ('23)
>stage Classica da Arrabida - Cyclin'Portugal ('21)
and
>National Championships United States ME - Road Race ('24)
WHAT? NC?


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.103735 del
>>103282
so close!


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.103736 del
Pidcock got sramd in the final too kek


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.103737 del
Fucking Van Eetvelt was there with Baudin and suddenly disappeared. Kwab of the day


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.103738 del
>>103737
he can't descend bert, he has barely finished a race in 2 years because he can't steer a bike


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.103739 del
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>>103735
>Dein PR
>1488


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.103740 del
The great Willie SMIT of China Anta Mentech was DSQ from the Volta of Magnificent Qunghai because he had smart glasses with camera in them


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.103741 del
Le Lioran is gonna be a massacre, the last time pogi actually got humiliated by the fish


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.103742 del
jumped 10000 places overall


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:59 [Preview] No.103743 del
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Sangweech


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 15:59 [Preview] No.103744 del
>>103743
That bread is burnt Bert


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:00 [Preview] No.103745 del
>>103743
bred 👍🏿


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:00 [Preview] No.103746 del
>>103743
big hog


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.103747 del
Pogless /cyc/ team is currently 3rd overall, very cool (if only he had Baudin instead of Ganna he'd be first)


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:06 [Preview] No.103748 del
>Bertacek picked Le Berre
WHO???


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.103749 del
>>103747
Pogiless teams currently dominating the overall, would be pretty cool if they manage to hold on; I was too scared to try


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:09 [Preview] No.103750 del
>>103749
because we haven't hit the mountains yet


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:17 [Preview] No.103751 del
>>103750
it won't be much different, the top-10 is already settled, Pog has already won two stages


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.103752 del
>>103748
people laughed at me last time random picks made their way into my team


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.103753 del
>>103751
yes and he's gaining like 50 points on vingegaard a stage purely on all the classification points he's getting even without stage results


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.103754 del
>We thought we could go for the stage with Pogačar, but then we saw that it wasn't the best option


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.103755 del
>>103754
He gave up the stage win? He is finally paying for that 80km solo in Strade Bianche.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:31 [Preview] No.103756 del
>>103754
did people start getting angry


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.103757 del
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watching the race live was absolute kino, great atmosphere!


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:33 [Preview] No.103759 del
>>103756
He was just check-in if grug would win, and not the doper baudin


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:36 [Preview] No.103760 del
also scored some good eggs on the way there and back


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:36 [Preview] No.103761 del
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found it


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.103762 del
>>103757
i really need to visit during the czech tour
remember to bully me if i start to make excuses (again)


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.103763 del
>>103762
preemptive KWAB


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.103764 del
Oh dang.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.103765 del
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Forgot to shill this.
We are watching Nagoyer Basher, Bert!
Each day at 18:30 CEST in the next 15 days!
It's on right now!


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.103766 del
>>103758
What a FUCKING annoying song


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.103767 del
>>103765
How many fights had to be cancelled because of the heatwave?


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.103768 del
So Lindsay Graham potentially got smoked in a Russian strike and had to be retroactively natural-caused?
Interesting.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.103769 del
>>103768
thanks rusbert


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.103770 del
>>103768
if they do closed casket and no U.S. official enters ukraine in the next 12 months we know what happened


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.103771 del
>can't even play twitter videos anymore without account
thanks elon


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.103772 del
>>103771
use xcancel


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:27 [Preview] No.103773 del


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.103774 del
>>103757
Nice, looks very fun.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:42 [Preview] No.103775 del
>Lennert Van Eetvelt is really bummed: “Disappointed in myself, had mentally given up on the race”

haha what a fucking retard
bro you're paid to ride, ride to the finish


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.103776 del
>>103775
Seixas will be one of the very few not woman-brained broccoli hairs.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:48 [Preview] No.103777 del
>>103703
He would've won


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.103778 del
>>103777
called it, well it was the shifter not the derailleur but still


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:55 [Preview] No.103779 del
Are there people riding sram in this thread?


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:55 [Preview] No.103780 del
Toralf Martinsen will score some BIG wins next season and all the non-attention-paying Berts of /cyc/ will cry about how they never heard of him before.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.103781 del
>>103779
finbert I think


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No.103782 del
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paying attention


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:59 [Preview] No.103783 del
>>103779
me since 2021, had no problems so far tbqh


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 17:59 [Preview] No.103784 del
>>103779
I rode sram today
I would not ride sram otherwise


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.103785 del
>>103782
Whoa, ANTUNSH.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 18:03 [Preview] No.103786 del
>>103785
he's the man to beat this seasonµ
nych is in hiding but we all know that's just theatrics before the main game


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.103787 del
>>103782
Nevesh is a dopeur


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 18:23 [Preview] No.103788 del
>>103787
One of the only remnants from W-52/FC Porto young enough to get suspended and afterwards return to racing. Shall be interesting to see what he can do at the Volta. Efapel is also looking strong this season with new signings Lucas Lopes and Jesus David Peña


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 18:37 [Preview] No.103789 del
>>103787
>>103788
his PCS page mysteriously omits this peculiar information


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 18:42 [Preview] No.103790 del
you now remember João Rodrigues


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:01 [Preview] No.103791 del
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eggs have been scored, hefty rampas today


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.103792 del
I hope you enjoyed your 1 (one) day of van der poel caring.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:10 [Preview] No.103793 del


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.103794 del
>>103791
VERY cool (and flat)


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:12 [Preview] No.103795 del
>>103791
phwoar nice eggs


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.103796 del
as if dropped seat stays weren't bad enough


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.103797 del
>>103796
make a freak retard bike but still gotta put on those gp5k's


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.103798 del
Just an easy ride today, chilling. A mere 16 eggs. Dropped nearly 2 kg - wasn't drinking nearly enough since I didn't feel I was working, but it was still warm, oops.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.103799 del
trying to find a picture of a fixie that had seatstays like that, a reverse sloped top tube and forks that bowed in the wrong direction


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:30 [Preview] No.103800 del
Stage 10

>Pogacar 1.61
>Toro 11
>Carapaz Montenegro 12
>Vingegaard 19
>Holland 19
>Evenepoel 26
>Pidcvck 29
>Martinez 34
>Healy 34
>Paret 34
>Seixas 41
>Baudis 51
>Connor 51


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:33 [Preview] No.103801 del
>>103794
i shall be at decent altitude for 8 days from friday onwards (1700m), interesting to see what effects it will have


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.103802 del
>>103800
putting my life savings on CARAPAZ


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.103803 del
some bert got a mp4 of mads winning celebratin at stage 4 for me?


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:38 [Preview] No.103804 del
Boichis won again


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:39 [Preview] No.103805 del
>>103803
*celebration


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:41 [Preview] No.103806 del
Day 2/3 of my diving course done. Ngl I'm enjoying this more than expected. Got to see a few crabs and octopuses today. Pretty cool.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.103807 del
>>103804
nobody cares but the french are killing it on XCO this year


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:57 [Preview] No.103808 del
>>103807
what happened to koretzky though


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:58 [Preview] No.103809 del
>>103790
I know the field sucked and the competition was only Asgreen and Hayter, but him winning Algarve in 2021 was pretty crazy


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 19:59 [Preview] No.103810 del
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>>103802
>>103800
It's time
https://youtube.com/watch?v=G10zbxDZQSs [Embed]


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 20:09 [Preview] No.103811 del
>>103800
Waar Lipobitch


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.103812 del
Zi Ze bros... What happened today


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 20:26 [Preview] No.103813 del
>>103808
Broke his arm in training


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 20:28 [Preview] No.103814 del
So I guess that canyon is finally ordered


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 20:38 [Preview] No.103815 del
'member carbon monoxide rebreathing? What a hit



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