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/tdf/ - general Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 17:48 [Preview] No. 102455
c'est fini edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1
03.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro
16.08 La Polynormande 1.1
16.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
18.08 Egmont Cycling Race Women 1.1
18.08 - 21.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
19.08 - 23.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lloyds Tour of Britain Women 2.WWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.Pro WE

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
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>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
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>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
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>Previous Thread:
>>101453


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 18:00 [Preview] No.102458 del
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Is this the thread?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 19:12 [Preview] No.102470 del
How much ExoLactate will Pogi swallow tonight?


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 19:13 [Preview] No.102471 del
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>>102458


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 19:28 [Preview] No.102472 del
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I wonder what Horner is going to say about the Bora drama today.


Bert 07/09/2026 (Thu) 23:50 [Preview] No.102506 del
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God what a bunch of faggots


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 00:01 [Preview] No.102507 del
>>102506
>I like thing but only when they go exactly the way I want them to


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:44 [Preview] No.102586 del
>>102585
headset maintenance or is one of the easier things on the bike


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.102587 del
>>102506
jfc


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:48 [Preview] No.102588 del
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>>102506
Flitsers stopping to watch this Pharmacy sport en masse.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.102589 del
>>102588
die komt morgen terug


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:50 [Preview] No.102590 del
>>102506
that avatar goes hard haha


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:50 [Preview] No.102591 del
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Just got a sheep and half a cow delievered, this gonna be good.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.102592 del
jan christen retard attack


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.102593 del
>>102591
half a cow? you did get a calf or what?


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.102595 del
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powerful


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.102596 del
powerless? more like powerful haha
>>102593
it's more grim for the cow than that


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:55 [Preview] No.102597 del
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.102599 del
>>102587
saying NIGGER is passé but using the name of the Lord in vain is ok
>confusedpepe.jpeg


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.102600 del
Remember when Powless out sprinted Wout


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.102601 del
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HEIL


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.102602 del
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Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.102603 del
>>102600
with a really shit sprint too, good times


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.102604 del
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piotr pekala


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 12:59 [Preview] No.102605 del
fads going ham


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.102606 del
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Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.102607 del
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turn on tour de france and it's a long ass straight road.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.102608 del
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know your place uno-x


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 13:05 [Preview] No.102610 del
>>102600
Hehehe


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.102611 del
>>102605
He sure ate a lot of ham!!


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.102612 del
this landscape doesn't look european


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.102613 del
What is happening


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.102614 del
kanter sisters, how confident are we today?


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 13:20 [Preview] No.102615 del
>>102614
Going to be humbled by BBC (Biniam the Biblical Christian)


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.102616 del
>>102615
kek


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.102617 del
nice remking fooling around montage


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.102618 del
remco doing damage control, finding the cameras and putting on a playful facade


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 13:48 [Preview] No.102619 del
Remco = god


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 13:53 [Preview] No.102620 del
Remking the kind


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.102621 del
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KWAB recognizes KWAB


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.102622 del
>>102621
The whole pedalton should just quit in protest


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.102623 del
>>102621
Seems like a weird conclusion to me. Didn't really see any signs of that. If he had stopped riding, fallen back to the group behind and had Kuss pull, then it wouldn't be crazy, I think. It's not like he's in a position to win, but that was the case the past 2 editions as well.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.102624 del
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cote of being guay


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.102625 del
>>102623
Probably just Wiggins talking out of his ass. Still funny tho.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.102626 del
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sprint enorme for 1 mountain point


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.102627 del
OTRUBA humbled


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.102628 del
Thank you baptiste


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.102629 del
Look at all that vin.

(This is the shitty area of Bordeaux)


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.102630 del
>>102626
>>102627
>>102628
contract year "performance"?

>slightly related Jones pic.jpg


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.102631 del
I always had trust in VeistrofferGOD. Too bad Verstrynge sucks ass


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.102632 del
this better be the shortest race flashback in history


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.102633 del
>>102631
Trust the plan. Now that Pogi has yellow jersey on lockdown, he can go in mountain breaks


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:32 [Preview] No.102634 del
ok, that race flashback was unnecessarily long.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.102635 del
not going into that race


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.102636 del
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>>102632
>>102634
Peacock showing off some vinification


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.102637 del
I haven't watched a single second today. Warn me when to tune in


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.102638 del
>>102635
Albaniabert in the house? Hide your bicycles haha


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:34 [Preview] No.102639 del
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the messages today man


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.102640 del
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Race?


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.102641 del
>>102637
2030 fren, when Gianetti is behind bars and the Slovenian fled to Thailand


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.102642 del
Lol they took an elevator down into the cave and lost reception. End of segment.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.102643 del
>>102641
Still waiting for Brailsfraud to be locked up


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.102644 del
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If Dopagecar is busted till 2029, then there would be no reason for Grande Depart in slOVENia and we can have it in Praga


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.102645 del
>fake church bells


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.102646 del
Powless :)


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.102647 del
>>102644
Primož ROGLIC will still be competing for GC victories then


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.102648 del
let's go abrahamasen


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.102649 del
please fire the sound engineer of the ASO races already.
and uno-x doing the same shit again.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.102650 del
omg, they are going to cross a big bridge


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.102651 del
They made an effort for about a minute.
Wow.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.102652 del
tour de suisse tier speed bump at the 2km mark heh


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:48 [Preview] No.102653 del
my dad got his car stolen here in the 90s


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.102654 del
lease a car heh


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.102655 del
>lose a car


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.102656 del
if you are picnic just give up and send someone in the break if you want to be visible. it's just going to be another bittner failure.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.102657 del
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Why does Picnic have a radio, they aren't even at this race


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.102658 del
>>102657
Now this is how you do a proper screenshot. Take note swissbert.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.102659 del
lol otruba didn't even get comatif, fucking frenchies


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.102660 del
>>102658
yes, I coined the phrase boomerscreenshot yesterday and tried to bait finnbert into making one to no avail.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.102661 del
slow walking into the mass sprint


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.102662 del
>>102661
*mass chute
ftfy


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:55 [Preview] No.102663 del
>>102661
>4km wide road to the finish
I don't think more than 10 guys will sprint


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.102664 del
and once again uno-x not making any friends in the peloton


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.102665 del
>how to become hated by the entire peloton with a few neat tricks


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.102666 del
>>102664
>>102665
it's based, fuck sprinters and fuck sprint trains inshallah


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.102667 del
>>102666
try hard opinion


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.102668 del
>>102667
eyes on the road merlier


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.102669 del
A chute gigantique is in the air


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.102670 del
>>102664
>Nooo, you're not allowed to attack, because-- just don't, ok?


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.102671 del
>>102670
I just hate uno-x, OK.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.102672 del
Decathlon sent 2 jobbers for Kooij.

KWAB


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.102673 del
Remember when Visma would sit in front until sprint zone?
This stuff disappeared this year that team is so weak now


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.102674 del
Stealth Decathlon commercial


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.102675 del
Ineos runner throwing a biden straight into the pedalton


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.102676 del
everyone at the front now will not have a good results
godon
fretin
girmay


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.102677 del
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decathlon at the front


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.102678 del
>>102671
Did you pick Johannessen?


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.102679 del
vacek a nsn pushover


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:02 [Preview] No.102680 del
>>102676
Kooij


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.102681 del
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>>102673


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.102682 del
BRIDGE over brown water


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.102683 del
that’s a big river


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.102684 del
>>102676
Well no because they suck ass


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.102685 del
Cofidis present for assasinations ordered by Macron


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.102686 del
grug better do his job today


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.102687 del
is that heckin grug?


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:06 [Preview] No.102688 del
>>102685
*dissapears*


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.102689 del
what the fuck is that random fdj jobber doing


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.102690 del
CAM ON BINI


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:07 [Preview] No.102691 del
finally a proper sprint trein


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.102692 del
that sprint SUCKED


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.102693 del
Bump with like 50 m to go. Christ.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.102694 del
Philipsen is rotslecht Michel


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.102695 del
philipsen absurdly slow


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.102696 del
merlier mang
also fucking uno-shit 2nd


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.102697 del
Merleeeer wins


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.102698 del
Jasper has no form this tour lol he’s so slow


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.102699 del
>>102694
lmao


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.102700 del
Merlier relegated
Philipsen DSQ
Gaviria KWAB


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.102701 del
Lol how slow was Gaviria


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.102702 del
Ehh no chutes.
Maybe tomorrow.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.102703 del
>>102701
his big schlong slows him down


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.102704 del
1 merlier
2 warenschild
3 girmay
4 kanter
5 jappe
6 bauhaus
7 godon


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.102705 del
artz is a better sprinter than de lie


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.102706 del
>>102698
building form and saving matches for week tree trust the plan


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.102707 del
...anyone seen godon? 7th you say? I didn't see him anywhere


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.102708 del
Van Asbroeck 10th, thanks for riding your own "sprint" and doing absolutely nothing for Bini


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.102709 del
>>102707
Just heard commentator mentioning him
My french is a bit rusty but he finished in Gr. PEDERSEN-GODON


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.102710 del
>23 KOOIJ Oleg
hm?


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.102711 del
>>102710
didn't even sprint


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.102712 del
godon and kanter touched


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.102713 del
>>102712
Lewd


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.102714 del
>>102710
washed already plugge was right


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artz 7th


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.102716 del
non-kanter havers how are you doing? How are we coping? Who or what can we blame for missing this pick?


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.102717 del
>>102708
this ASSHOLE should be drawn and quartered 2bqh


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.102718 del
Mathieu weak, Jasper weak. Alpecin SUCKS


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.102719 del
>>102707
I saw him riding into my boy Kanter


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.102720 del
>>102716
I'm a binibrother


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.102721 del
>>102717
ya seethe?


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.102722 del
>>102716
Don't give a shit. If only I had ARTZ god damnit


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.102723 del
that's fun, he's got a EC sleeve and a Belgian champ sleeve


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.102724 del
Fretin 13th, great succes for Cofidis sacrificing their whole team


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.102725 del
>>102724
anyone than pulls with a full team 4km from the line is wrong, leadouts are overrated
you need 2 good men, to just drop you around 5th and go out the slipstream


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.102726 del
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all those aero contraptions and in the end s-works wins


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.102727 del
>>102658
>>102660
I'm at work and can't screenshot or post on EndChan. So I rely on camera and phoneposting


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.102728 del
Damn tear jerker moment Merlier’s childhood friend is dying of cancer


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Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.102730 del
>>102683
It's an estuary


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.102731 del
I thought Combatif also gave points but it doesn't. FUCK


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.102732 del
just saw campenaert's vlog
jorgenson's brother was laid off by Trump lmao


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.102733 del
>>102730
YOU are an estuary


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.102734 del
I'm glad I picked binni over washed jespe.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.102735 del
>>102732
DCbert??


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.102736 del
>>102732
was he a government leech


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.102737 del
>>102732
topkek based


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.102738 del
>>102727
>watching tdf at work

Mister Shekelstein won't be happy with you if he finds out.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.102739 del
>>102732
Based


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>>102736
living the dream


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.102741 del
>>102736
he was a librarian and has been unemployed for over a year
so yes


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.102742 del
>>102740
I wish I was a Beamter 2bh being a parasite is in my blood


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.102743 del
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fuck off Cav, you are blocking the view


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.102744 del
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That one Belgian who is retard posting on 4 chins. I can't quite tell if he is for real or it just another schizo with a wierd gimmick.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.102745 del
>>102732
? his brother lives in the netherlands


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.102746 del
>>102738
I have evening shifts next two weeks so I will have to do the same. Sadly I don't think I'm allowed to stream on the work computers so I'll have to watch on my phone I guess.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.102747 del
>>102746
listen on the radio


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:51 [Preview] No.102748 del
>>102744
It’s a gimmick has to be


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:56 [Preview] No.102749 del
>>102738
I'm the boss of this particular /cyc/ office


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.102750 del
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commuted by bike today for the first time since I moved, also the first time I ever rode in that direction from my apartment. It's surprisingly flat after the first 10-15k and also way longer than driving in the cuckcage, like 5-8 km more one way. 10°C at 5:00 in the morning and over 30°C at around 15:00 what a difference


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.102751 del
post two innit


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.102752 del
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>>102750
there we go


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 15:59 [Preview] No.102753 del
>>102750
1h is the perfect commute if it's safe from cagies. I'm sad I'll ahve to give up on that soon


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 16:00 [Preview] No.102754 del
>>102732
just saw it can’t believe his shiling some fucking app


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 16:00 [Preview] No.102755 del
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I should do a BIG ride (via a car, somewhere) but I can't find a good route.
I also ran out of all the "cool" routes I planned during the winter.
Might end up repeating something I rode already.
weird


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 16:02 [Preview] No.102756 del
>>102755
Take the train 100km away and then come back


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 16:04 [Preview] No.102757 del
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>>102756
That would be mostly flat though, unfortunately
I plan on riding Dresden -> Praga (180km, 20m elevation) but me mates are making excuses why not accompany me


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 16:06 [Preview] No.102758 del
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>>102744
he called me a newfag.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.102759 del
>On 4chan since 2005
More than two decades of my life in that place.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.102760 del
>>102757
imagine the amount of boomers you would pass along the Elberadweg


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.102761 del
>>102759
I don't remember what year I joined but I am sure some people posting there this very moment were not even born yet


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 16:19 [Preview] No.102762 del
how about instead we talk about when we finally left


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.102763 del
>>102750
you are gainz will thank you for voluuuuuming


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.102764 del
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>>102762
I still post on non-sports boards


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.102765 del
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>>102764
Same.
And every general I post in has a few dedicated schizos that make schizobrit seem normal.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.102766 del
>>102764
grim but understandable for happenings


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 16:28 [Preview] No.102767 del
>>102762
I'm almost gone now. Sad for RusBert but it is what it is. Irishbert was making me laugh too


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 16:31 [Preview] No.102768 del
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>>102757
here's an interedasting route from liberec to usti (4u)


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 16:44 [Preview] No.102769 del
>>102765
I used to post in /grand strategy general/ but the level of autism and schizophrenia became too much to bear


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 16:45 [Preview] No.102770 del
>>102767
I'm surprised Padraig O'Bert never came over. I just think he doesn't give a shit


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 16:47 [Preview] No.102771 del
>>102769
What are your map painting games of choice Bert?


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 16:49 [Preview] No.102772 del
>>102771
Nowadays just HoI4. Played EU and Victoria in the past but latest iterations don't do it for me


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 16:54 [Preview] No.102773 del
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>>102771
Not exactly a /gsg/ but still


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 16:56 [Preview] No.102774 del
>>102770
I think he is elitist in the shitlib performative sense, I'm elitist by being counter-elitist, that just so happens to paint me as the coolest guy, haha don't mind it, I am not engaging in elitism at all, no no no.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 16:58 [Preview] No.102775 del
>>102773
For me? Most played pre-2005 gem. Just because there was no steam and no hours spent counter. Surely top 3 playing time ever.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 17:00 [Preview] No.102776 del
used to like the civ threads, but also posted on /ck/ and /vp/


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 17:04 [Preview] No.102777 del
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>>102772
For me it's ck2. Just for the sheer amount of silly stuff you can do.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 17:06 [Preview] No.102778 del
>>102777
Ck2 has best events/flavor text but the gameplay otherwise is boring for me. I don't like managing inheritance.

HoI4 I like meme runs and I like the gameplay. Even just stomping as Germany is fun.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 17:06 [Preview] No.102779 del
/d2g/ but it’s dead and I stopped playing, /twg/ but the total war games went to shit

can’t be arsed to look for the gem threads on /v/

/sp/ for gamer threads is still fun picking up a final here and there, it’s a shame the track and field general is just coom pictures general barely related to what’s happening on screen.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 17:06 [Preview] No.102780 del
>>102771
EU4 until it got too bloated and Imperator: Rome. But really I want buy some more RAM so my old shitbox can play EU5.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 17:07 [Preview] No.102781 del
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Any Balatroberts? Don't know if I can make it to the last two achievements


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 17:08 [Preview] No.102782 del
Knights of Honor ofc.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 17:08 [Preview] No.102783 del
>>102777
um, horse category?


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 17:09 [Preview] No.102784 del
Belgian "doctor" thinks Cian UIJTDEBROEKS will get van hooydonck'd in couple of years and Movistar will be to blame
https://www.nieuwsblad.be/sport/wielrennen/ik-viel-bijna-van-mijn-stoel-toen-ik-het-hoorde-sportarts-begrijpt-niet-waarom-cian-uijtdebroeks-met-koorts-nog-in-de-tour-zit/158377527.html


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 17:09 [Preview] No.102785 del
>>102781
which ones you got left


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 17:09 [Preview] No.102786 del
>>102781
I play it idly when I fly. That and Vampire Survivors. Both make the time fly but I don't play them otherwise


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 17:11 [Preview] No.102787 del
>>102782
That was a GREAT game but late game was plagued with NONSTOP riots and uprisings
Dude, I just want to holocaust the philistines in peace, I don't want 80% of my army doing police work all around evropa


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 17:12 [Preview] No.102788 del
>>102785
Well the two impossible ones of course, Completionist+ and ++


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 17:13 [Preview] No.102789 del
>>102784
Good


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 17:14 [Preview] No.102790 del
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>>102778
I feel you.
You sort of have to make your own fun in ck2 like setting yourself difficult goals like reuniting Christianity or reforming the slavic faith.

Also cycling is bad for you.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 17:47 [Preview] No.102791 del
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seppe squeaking a little


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 18:14 [Preview] No.102792 del
>>102791
Don't know who that is


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 18:17 [Preview] No.102793 del
>>102791
I'm surprised Vismoid fans haven't turned on him yet. Him and Jorgenson have been less than useless so far.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 18:28 [Preview] No.102794 del
>>102793
I like to shit on Kuss like the next bert, but realistically there were nothing to do at the Tourmalet


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 18:28 [Preview] No.102795 del
>>102793
the disguised blessing is pogacar being so good team effort barely mattered for this first few stages don’t see how any of them can help.
Jorgenson has been especially bad this tour, crampy also worse compared to last year.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 18:31 [Preview] No.102796 del
>>102794
>>102795

My point was more the fact that every big team had 2 guys up there but Vingo was alone with no hope of help from anyone.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 18:33 [Preview] No.102797 del
>>102796
it's their fault for bringing a bunch of burnouts from the giro to be honest


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 18:36 [Preview] No.102798 del
>>102787
By endgame usually had 2 marshals for town capture, 1 spy, 1 priest for converting/adopting population (pacification) the rest marshals on policing duty with quick running cavalry.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 18:39 [Preview] No.102799 del
>>102798
Also spy is for keeping an eye on the court. However not necessary, for ideally, all the marshals and the priest has to be from the family, no outside hire (100% spy planted from 1 minute after game start).


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 18:45 [Preview] No.102800 del
>>102796
They also don’t ride this tour like they usually do like, not being on front during sprint stages all day not pressuring finals before sprinter km’s etc.
They don’t have the men and the men aren’t fresh


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 18:46 [Preview] No.102801 del
>>102795
WAAR IS W*UT

I WANT A TRINE INTERVIEW


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 18:52 [Preview] No.102802 del
>>102801
did you know per strand hagones is in this race, the supposed next wout


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>>102802
he really is there what I haven't seen him at all


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 18:55 [Preview] No.102804 del
alright time to watch the final footie
landismo vs belgismo


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 18:55 [Preview] No.102805 del
>>102802
More like Per Stront Hagenes


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 18:58 [Preview] No.102806 del
I haven't seen jorgenson pull at all really, kuss has done some work, piganzoli has also done nothing but atleast he's there for bidens


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:02 [Preview] No.102807 del
>>102806
not a good look for jorgenson regarding finding a new team next year, kuss will retire anyways and piganzoli rode a great giro
not sure that uno-x will allow him to follow jonas just because he has a scandi larping surname


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:02 [Preview] No.102808 del
honestly their plan to exhaust pog in the first week lost them like a minute on gc but kinda seemed plausible in the end when pog got depressed and had his knee injury flare up.
You would think with this information they would try that again but now their tactic is just rolling over and dying? With the entire team being near useless because there is nothing to do, UAE will pull until pog attacks either way


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:03 [Preview] No.102809 del
>>102805
hahaha


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.102810 del
>>102808
there was nothing to tire him out, the stages are lame


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:12 [Preview] No.102811 del
>>102791
must be tiresome to be one of the only clean runners at the front when the road tilts up and things get serious


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:15 [Preview] No.102812 del
>>102811
who are the other clean runners


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:17 [Preview] No.102813 del
>>102812
Bernal


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:22 [Preview] No.102814 del
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>Tim Merlier dedicates his sprint victory in Bordeaux to Bertrand, who drove him to races for years, but who passed away just before the finish.

fucking hell berts, this hit me, I'm getting old and soft


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:24 [Preview] No.102815 del
>>102814
Just before the finish? That is some strange timing


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:26 [Preview] No.102816 del
>>102813
>sudaca
>merda
>clean in 2026
yup thats our timeline now


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:29 [Preview] No.102817 del
Lelgium is just like their Moroccan brethren yesterday. xG of 0.00


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:29 [Preview] No.102818 del
>>102808
It was a good attempt. But vingo was as dead in the last week as as Pog so yeah....


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:30 [Preview] No.102819 del
And there we go


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:31 [Preview] No.102820 del
>>102817
I'm annoyed that moroccans rioted more in england and germany than france


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.102821 del
>>102820
Why is it always the Moroccans. What is it that from this part of the world the most violent retards come from


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.102822 del
Spanish Netherlands, know your place


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:33 [Preview] No.102823 del
>>102821
you'd see something if Albania had an actual team


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:34 [Preview] No.102824 del
>>102823
Isn't that just Switzerland


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:34 [Preview] No.102825 del
>>102824
yeah but that's not a hallpass to riot


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:35 [Preview] No.102826 del
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be glad Malawi isn't fielding a good 11
with 20 good men I'll burn down half of munich


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:36 [Preview] No.102827 del
Lol they need this referee in the next Argentina match too


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:36 [Preview] No.102828 del
only thing to do now is take down lamine jamal for our french brothers


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:41 [Preview] No.102829 del
>Pain


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:41 [Preview] No.102830 del
we are SO back


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:41 [Preview] No.102831 del
charles could win the tdf


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:43 [Preview] No.102832 del
in a different timeline remco would have scored that goal


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:43 [Preview] No.102833 del
Hehe these assholes were starting to do gallery play


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:43 [Preview] No.102834 del
panty puller!


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:48 [Preview] No.102835 del
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RB made them do a peace social media video heh


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:49 [Preview] No.102836 del
>>102835
remco looks like a toddler being told off


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:50 [Preview] No.102837 del
>>102835
>Remco are you happy also??
Is this at gunpoint?


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:52 [Preview] No.102838 del
>>102835
Nice and awkward. Gives old Movistar flashbacks.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.102839 del
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>>102838
many comments agree heh


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 20:01 [Preview] No.102840 del
>>102835
oh he BIG seethe


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 20:15 [Preview] No.102841 del
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>>102835
>They make them sit next to eachother

Diabolical.
Some sports shrink probably told them to do it.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 20:25 [Preview] No.102842 del
missed the generals conversation, but just wanted to add that I'm one of like two portuguese flags posting in /biathlon/ occasionally

and no, I'm not there for the winter cooming


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 20:29 [Preview] No.102843 del
im still mad thos caja rural nobodys got the wildcard instead of unibet. Those sprints are lame


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 20:37 [Preview] No.102844 del
Courtois chuting here is most unfortunate


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>>102842

>I'm not there for the winter cooming

Based ski jumping fan


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 20:45 [Preview] No.102846 del
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an entire eW/kg less?


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 20:46 [Preview] No.102847 del
>>102845
Me in the back (stop posting my house pl0x)


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>>102835
heh


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>>102846
yes well cycling was fun while it lasted


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 20:49 [Preview] No.102850 del
>>102846
>more than 2km/h slower for the G3's


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 20:50 [Preview] No.102851 del
the black man marches on


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 20:50 [Preview] No.102852 del
it's ogre


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>>102835
if only you knew how things really are


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 20:53 [Preview] No.102854 del
Belgian keepers can't keep the ball


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 20:55 [Preview] No.102855 del
le dribble negro is so bad


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 20:55 [Preview] No.102856 del
laporte, now that was a runner. he didn't race since Amstel and has no races on the program.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.102857 del
>>102856
chuted in training and tore some muscle


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 20:57 [Preview] No.102858 del
>>102846
Watt autists are giving numbers from 6.4 to 7.2


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 20:57 [Preview] No.102859 del
>>102857
lafay, laporte, french riders starting with la are always injured.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 20:58 [Preview] No.102860 del
>>102859
visma has 3 guys with a broken collarbone from crashing in training


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 20:58 [Preview] No.102861 del
>>102858
some give you the full climb and some only the last bit post attack


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 20:59 [Preview] No.102862 del
>>102858
yeah but if a guy using the same model for all riders is coming up with a 15% difference, that's insane


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Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 21:08 [Preview] No.102864 del
At least Remco EVENEPOEL can now fully focus on task at hand


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 21:08 [Preview] No.102865 del
>>102864
fetching bottles for lipobeast?


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 21:11 [Preview] No.102866 del
>>102865
uhh lipochud will fetch the bottles till he's ahead, that's what papa denk says


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>>102864
Praising Allah?


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 21:13 [Preview] No.102868 del
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those late race starts and sprinter slurper stages allow brother remco to watch brother lukaku in action.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 21:13 [Preview] No.102869 del
>>102835
this is deeply embarrassing


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 21:14 [Preview] No.102870 del
>>102868
I still can't believe he got his fat nephew a job at multiple world tour teams


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 21:29 [Preview] No.102871 del
>>102764
same, the /pol/ curse is real


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 21:33 [Preview] No.102872 del
>>102835

actually cursed


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 22:04 [Preview] No.102873 del
>>102853
man, Lipo has some bigass feet


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 22:08 [Preview] No.102874 del
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>>102839
Many laughs were had


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 23:02 [Preview] No.102875 del
>>102874
Greatest GT I ever watched.
Does anyone still have the collage from it? Every stage was just comedy gold.


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 23:04 [Preview] No.102876 del
squeaking of Bordeaux, some french vinos got kwabbed recently by new world appellations
https://wineclassroom.substack.com/p/performance-in-paris-blind-tasting


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Okay, BIG ride planned, 30 minute MAX effort included, better load up on protein bars


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 23:11 [Preview] No.102878 del
>>102877
is it the one from liberesky to labem with 4km of punching ?


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 23:14 [Preview] No.102879 del
>>102878
Erzgebirge


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 23:19 [Preview] No.102880 del
>>102879
this is a certified Bertaček classic


Bert 07/10/2026 (Fri) 23:25 [Preview] No.102881 del
>>102876
cheers, gonna visit some of these when we move back to NC


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.102882 del
eating müsli


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.102883 del
>>102882
Pizza


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.102884 del
man I used to swap tires like nothing and now I want to put on a pair of GP's and I have to have the fingers strength of 5 men
what happened


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.102885 del
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volta legend leitao humbled by the bald Dane in China


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.102886 del
>>102885
>Export Version Dane
>still strong enough


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.102887 del
>>102884
the regular ones or the TR ones?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.102888 del
>>102884
tubeless


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.102889 del
>>102887
TR, it's because it's tubeless isn't it
didn't really think about it since they've been working fine for me


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.102890 del
>>102884
Big Tire scheming with Big Workshop.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.102891 del
>>102889
Yep, the TR ones have thicker flanks and are slightly harder to put on.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.102892 del
and the second tire popped on in 2 minutes

>>102890
is correct, just throw in some hard ones so you give up


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.102893 del
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Completely blew up on a climb during the morning ride with my sleeping son in the child trailer. I really need a XC bike with granny gears.
>>102884
With this bad boy even mounting the challenge strada bianca wasn't that bad, w/o it's hell.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.102894 del
>>102887
even the regular ones are aids


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.102895 del
>>102884
what I think is that tubeless ready rims make it a lot harder to mount any tire
not long ago a mate double flatted and I fixed one of the tubes and getting the gp5000 on and off an old 17mm internal non tlr rim was so much easier than mounting my own tires. That's gotta be it


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.102896 del
Big news in the Mold Wars.

My neighborhood has a Legionnaires disease outbreak. And my building is one of those contaminated.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.102897 del
>>102896
just don't shower bert


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.102898 del
>>102896
sounds horrifying


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.102899 del
I'm going to post actionable threats against whoever came up with "zwift-ready trainers"


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.102900 del
>>102899
its certainly justified but whats the gripe with those


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.102901 del
>>102896
do you live in Rome


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.102902 del
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>paying 10k per month to get lung cancer


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.102903 del
>>102814
>it's not a translation thing
literally 20 minutes before the end of the stage wtf


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.102904 del
>>102814
brutal


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.102905 del
>>102902
>>102896
Should have scraped yourself with olive oil more thoroughly.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.102906 del
>>102896
how can we blame blacks for this


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 11:25 [Preview] No.102907 del
>>102902
We are closing in on another Bert's location. Someone is noting this all down


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.102908 del
>>102907
pretty sure the stalkerberts knew this man's location from the moment he posted a photo of the nyc marathon from his balcony or something


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 11:30 [Preview] No.102909 del
> being this scared of asgreen in 2026


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.102910 del
I have personalky standed on his block while slurping boba tea
can you say the same, imperials?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.102911 del
What Lotto doin today


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.102912 del
Is that Slock?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.102914 del
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>>102910
>boba tea
Whoa, please do export.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.102915 del
I hate this blocking the road shit.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.102916 del
>>102915
sprinterfrauds need all the help they can get


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.102917 del
>>102912
What the FUCK where the FUCK is Veistroffer


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.102918 del
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>>102908
>>102910

Even if you tracked me to within a block, there's still thousands of people to sift through. You'll never find me.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.102919 del
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>Renshaw

Someone push this fucking cunt under a bus.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 11:50 [Preview] No.102920 del
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Over the last few days i have unironically become convinced both Pog and Torro are doping.
They way they talked after the stage, the history of how they became part of UAE. The rest of UAE team probably doesnt even know about it.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.102921 del
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>>102920


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.102922 del
>>102918
Swissbert can find my exact location, credit card information and social security number from a picture of a random lamppost


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.102923 del
Gianetti obviously knows. The way he answered Thijs Zonneveld insinuating question after the Tourmalet was like interrogation of a liar 101. Shaking his head no when he said yes, his eye contact and eyebrows moving in his answers.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.102924 del
>>102923
No way, this completely innocent looking man who was a clean rider knows about dopage?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.102925 del
FUCKING idiot, I forgot me pump in my car and I just found out 40 km away.
Im gonna spend the rest of the ride nervously wondering when I will pinchazo
Doesnt help i just saw a group replacing a tire too. Fortunately plenty of cyclists around for now.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.102926 del
MOOOODS, schizoposting has found it's way!


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.102927 del
>>102923
> “We do not have a doping problem”: Tadej Pogačar’s agent opposes “stupid” plans to monitor riders’ power data, insisting cycling “now has credibility”


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.102928 del
>>102925
I've canceled rides for this very reason


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.102929 del
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>>102925
my last couple gravel rides were zonder any gear too because I removed the saddlebag to mess with the saddle a while ago and never put it back on. Didn't even notice until today, could've been BAD


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.102930 del
>>102929
but the grams saved Bert, how can you ride without minmaxxing


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.102931 del
Schizo or not, it has become so clear to me in the past few days. They have found something minimally invasive. A pill or some substance thats not picked up in urine doping control. They also plan to take it to the grave.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.102932 del
I was browsing /pol/ for something and I spotted that american freak poster making his usual posts there
what a weird guy


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.102933 del
>>102920
I'm amazed that UAE/Toro actually managed to scrape the whole internet of Del Dopo asking about doping on plebbit (of all places) as a teenager


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.102934 del
>>102925
I did a 80km ride this week without realizing I didn't even have my phone with me


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.102935 del
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>>102930
saddlebag and pump probably add up to at least half a kilo that's kinda a lot


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.102936 del
>>102932
Dude is legit deranged


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.102937 del
>>102925
not a problem, just put the hand poomp
you DO carry a hand poomp in you are jersey pocket don't you brteky ?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.102938 del
>>102933
This as well. Its clear that Giannetti scouted already talented young riders who at a very young age were already willing to cheat. UAE was build around that, not despite of that.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.102939 del
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Do you think they do sleepdoping too? I'm so jealous


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.102940 del
>>102939
good sleep is very good for rides
I'm tim wellens tier


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.102941 del
>>102939
wellens with the 9 hour sleep pwoah I only got in 3 hours this night


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.102942 del
>>102835
Who the fuck is this for? Who do they think buy this?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.102943 del
>>102939
>28.3° bed temperature
what the fuck is wrong with politt


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.102944 del
>>102940
>>102941
Average night for me is like 6h MAX. Somedays I sleep 7 and it feels like I'm in heaven


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.102945 del
>>102942
Just an humiliation so that they think next time they want to talk about teammates


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.102946 del
>>102944
you need to suffer more at your job so you can get the tomb sleep


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.102947 del
>>102931
Ok, I'll do bite, yes, everyone is doped beyond measure, pogikanker is just a hyperresponder to the dope everyone has. First clean renner in current GC may be the philosopher.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.102948 del
>>102947
jegoat is the clean king


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.102949 del
>>102944
Same, rarely do I see a number higher than 5 on the clock hour at the first wake up, I do go on the roll in the bed and force another hour or two of intermittent nap.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.102950 del
>>102939
>Tim "Der Snoozer" Wellens


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.102951 del
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>>102948
Surely clean as a baby's bum.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.102952 del
>>102951
totalenergies couldn't even afford a TT bike a couple of seasons ago
if they're on the super dope then the sport is dead


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.102953 del
>>102946
The more I work the worst I sleep. Best night are after 5h ride in the morning and afternoon at the beach


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>>102939
I'm so inconsistent it's embarrassing


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.102955 del
>>102952
wasn't there something about sagan riding with a completely banged up crankset because they have to buy parts themselves and had 0 budget left to replace it for 2 seasons


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.102956 del
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I now remember Sagan was riding around with fucked up 3 year old cranks in the tdf because totalenergies didn't want to buy fresh ones


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:18 [Preview] No.102957 del
>>102955
great minds think alike


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:18 [Preview] No.102958 del
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>>102939

I wish I could sleep as long as Wellens.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:19 [Preview] No.102959 del
>>102954
11h sleep?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:19 [Preview] No.102960 del
>>102952
And he is on par with sudacas, shitcock, lesser uae and pissma drones.
This means the dope has to have nr1 priority for a team, the equipment may follow as a distant second.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:19 [Preview] No.102961 del
>>102957
that crank has inspected the pavement in multiple countries


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.102962 del
After my ride today im thinking i should do a Berufsunfähigkeitsversicherung and buy myself some brown tone bibs next


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.102963 del
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>>102959
just need to completely crash out and it's possible


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.102964 del
>>102962
Slovakian food so bad?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.102965 del
>>102963
Not since I was a teenager. Or sick.

Otherwise I'm 6.5-7 hrs nightly and seem fine


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.102966 del
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>


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:26 [Preview] No.102967 del
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>that mocking smile
Listen, chuds, he's not doping, he's just keeping cooler.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.102968 del
>>102967
that's just taunting the scientific vismoids
vingegaard is gonna be kept in a freezer till one minute before the start


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:28 [Preview] No.102969 del
>>102943
welcome to the heat training while asleep meta
(but seriously, does only Pog get a bedroom with AC?)


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:30 [Preview] No.102970 del
Personally I'm swearing off a/c. This legionella outbreak is from the a/c cooling towers. This is punishment for us mocking the euros


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.102971 del
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>>102970
yes


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:33 [Preview] No.102972 del
>>102969
Don't they bring their own mattress with the. I assume Pog has one of those with ac attached to it.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.102974 del
>>102902
merica moment


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.102975 del
>>102966
I wish I could sleep well and snooze


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.102976 del
gods that’s a nice chateaux


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.102977 del
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I don't like Jens Voight.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:43 [Preview] No.102978 del
>>102977
he's terrible


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:43 [Preview] No.102979 del
>>102973
That annoying "expert" from Lance's podcast keeps shilling it and says you should buy it if you want to be like T*dej.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.102980 del
>>102977
I don’t have to suffer him


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.102981 del
>>102939
Based Brandon comfortmaxing


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:45 [Preview] No.102982 del
>>102979
>3k and 300 euro/month
Top level piggerie


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.102983 del
>>102977
We get Christian Vande Velde is a doper and based


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.102984 del
just saw that they send emu to slave away in qinghai kwab


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.102985 del
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>>102954
it's increasingly over for me


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:52 [Preview] No.102986 del
Thankfully Slav TV broadcast should start soon.
The co commentator there is some ex dopeur who got the Belgian media in uproar for saying Remco faked a puncture in that one Vuelta.
He's also got a nice soothing voice so that helps .


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:54 [Preview] No.102987 del
>>102986
oh so he's like, an idiot?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.102988 del
>>102987
Well yes he's a former cyclist. That goes without saying.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.102989 del
>>102982
Imagine paying a €300 monthly subscription for your bed sheets. Maybe they can make a free version with ads too.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.102990 del
> Ugrumov coached Mexican National team from 2021, including Isaac del Toro.
lmao


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 12:58 [Preview] No.102991 del
>>102990
Please stop noticing things


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.102992 del
>>102989
>using linens
slab chads win again


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.102993 del
>>102990
Yeah Del Torro absolutely is a government program


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.102994 del
Remco and Van Gils probably talking shit about Lipowitz


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.102995 del
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>dude is literally called del dopo
>dopes


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.102996 del
>>102986
He was right then


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.102997 del
here they are showing KITTEL in green 2017, that was a sprinter pwoah


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:17 [Preview] No.102998 del
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Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.102999 del
Is this the worst first week we've seen?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.103000 del
>>102998
These guys are bored as fuck.
This is how you get chute brutales.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.103001 del
>>102999
2024 was also really boring for like 2 weeks


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:21 [Preview] No.103002 del
>>102998
Truly unglaublich.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:21 [Preview] No.103003 del
Jappe looks morbidly obese.


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Last corner suddenly goes from two lanes to one and you can't see shit according to Thijs Sungod


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.103006 del
>>103005
oh boy that's lethal that's nasty. What happened to SafeR stage design?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.103007 del
>jappe actually thinks that there's a rivalry between him and merlier in the big 26
how do we tell him?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.103008 del
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>Mohoric spends hours every night doing his own stage analysis

Peak autism.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.103009 del
>>103001
2024 had
>exciting streak of squeaker victories at the beginning
>Pog unexpectedly humiliating Vinge on Galibier
>Cav breaking the record
>chaotic gravel stage with lots of attacks and Remco seething
>Vinge chasing down Pog after getting dropped, and winning the sprint for the stage victory
>3 (THREE) Girmay victories
in the first 2 weeks, it was great


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.103010 del
>>103008
to what end? He does not do anything


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.103011 del
>>103010
Autism


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.103012 del
>>103010
We do the same thing and we're not even in the race


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:41 [Preview] No.103013 del
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>>103012
Shut up!


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.103014 del
>>103012
Neither is he


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.103015 del
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>>103012
so you're saying he's a spectator like us?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.103016 del
>>103014
Zing!


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>>103015
Hey at least he doesn't do it for free.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.103018 del
>>103008
in English or Slovenian?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.103019 del
>>102896
sue "them" and get rich!


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.103020 del
>>103018
I don't think he shares them with anyone outside the team


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.103021 del
>>103009
gravel stage was good and of course brother girmay victories were great but lets not kid ourselves most of it was SLURP brutale


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.103022 del
>>103005
theres also a 180 degree turn right before the final straight lol


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:48 [Preview] No.103023 del
>>102933
does anyone still have an existing screenshot of that?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.103024 del
>>103023
Someone posted it on 4chinz last night.


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>>103023


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.103026 del
>>103023
Yes I have it in my archives but I'm out and about


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.103027 del
>>102933
Sometimes you have stuff that disapear it's crazy impressing. Good luck finding the interview of Adrie explaining grug had a very bad reaction to covid vaccine and thought he would never come back to his level


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.103028 del
when a runner bleaches or buzzes their head then you know they been on that high octane gas
remind me, has anyone done such a thing lately?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.103029 del
Comfy old town.
But I imagine summers there must be nightmarish.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:53 [Preview] No.103030 del
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>>103023


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:54 [Preview] No.103031 del
>>103028
reminder that NYS did that and sucked ever since so it does not mean anything


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.103032 del
>>103031
it is possible to over dope


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.103033 del
>>103032
No such things


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>>103033
Yes well....


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.103035 del
Another argument against Pog, albeit a weak argument, is his body composition imo. His body just not reflect his extreme performances. He competes against peak atletes in the classics, on the flats against power gnome memco, against skinny twink fish in the mountains, all who have body types that specifically reflect their ability.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.103036 del
>>103035
This sport is 90% lungs and how good your cells are at clearing lactate.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.103037 del
man look at this big ass chateau


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:02 [Preview] No.103038 del
>sprint stage
>/Bert/ goes full Clinic schizo
I unironically think Pogi is clean. He has to be the most scrutinized athlete in the world for PED use.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.103039 del
>>103008
I think about the stage and fall asleep within 5 minutes.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.103040 del
>>103030
thanks, I found all the other posts here:
https://arctic-shift.photon-reddit.com/search?fun=posts_search&author=bernardodog&limit=10&sort=desc


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.103041 del
>>103036
Probably true. So this may tell us something about what type of drugs need to be looked at. The EPO/steroid era produced very muscular broad shoulder types, which was an indication into what type of PEDs may have been used even without positive tests.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.103042 del
living like God in France


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.103043 del
Anyway i dont mean to go all schizo and i enjoy it all either way. Just that Gianetti interview after the Tourmalet really opened this door for me. I cannot unsee him lying.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.103044 del
>>103005
love how dutch sentences start out totally comprehensible before getting silly


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.103045 del
slocked


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.103046 del
schlock humbled by otrubaczek


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.103047 del
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Got some eggs and bacon from the Mennonites this morning. These people are just as good at animal husbandry as they are at doping and cycling.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.103048 del
>>103045
More like czeched


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.103049 del
>>103048
humbled


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.103050 del
Mads mad


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.103051 del
Going to an italian wedding tonight. That should be at least 2 kg


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.103052 del
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>>103051
Eat my portion as well.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.103053 del
>>103050
what happen


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.103054 del
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>>103051
>>103051
Watch out for those Italian women


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.103055 del
>>103005
this guy is such a whiny baby


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.103056 del
>>103053
tussle with Kanter in the intermediate sprint


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.103057 del
>>103054
Too late for that I'm afraid


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.103058 del
>>103053
kanter got a little close to him during the sprint but they immediately spoke and shook hands


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.103059 del
halve coureur mislukte journalist


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.103060 del
Peacock interviewing Scaleb. Dude is a giga fraud


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.103061 del
I missed the times when breakaways got 10 minutes advantage. At least you had the illusion of the break making it.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.103062 del
>>103061
did you forget about stage 4 already


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.103063 del
>>103062
Yeah but that was giving it away.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.103064 del
soppy green river


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.103065 del
>>103063
yeah, that's fair


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.103066 del
>>103062
Watching French Giro through a feed through half of the world, heh.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.103067 del
>>103066
quality is 100% better than tiz and no spammy ads


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.103068 del
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Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.103069 del
dude assgreeen lmao


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.103070 del
Suddenly Ef doing things


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.103071 del
EF tries something
Ortruba thouroughly kwabbed again


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.103072 del
grugged.com


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.103073 del
>Bernal making the jump
lol


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.103074 del
but how is this helping jappe finishing 5th again?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.103075 del
Abrahamsen about to enter his 3rd puberty


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.103076 del
there's a gap


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.103077 del
why are they burning matches when tomorrow is perfect


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.103078 del
>Respect Ladies Race Slovakia
What in the fuck is that


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.103079 del
>>103077
They know pogi wants the win tomorrow


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.103080 del
decathlon getting schizo about French timekeeping


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.103081 del
If Slock has another doped performance here I am LOSING it


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.103082 del
>>103079
no way, he'll save for lioran
otherwise they will revolt


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.103083 del
>>103082
would be fun though


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.103084 del
RIP, no fun allowed


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.103085 del
Poor Otruba.
No combatitif award for him.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.103086 del
Lolto is still supporting Berckmoes even though Artz is much better. Sure why not


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.103087 del
>>103085
he doesn’t seem to get along with breakaway riders


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.103088 del
Porscheberg action in Austria


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.103089 del
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Like how in most Germanic pronunciations GC will be a chee-see.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.103090 del
>>103089
Gee(-West) see


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.103091 del
How doped up is Slock?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.103092 del
GRANDE


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.103093 del
Fagioli?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.103094 del
Some African who played at the WC died. Safe and effective


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.103095 del
>>103091
Yes


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.103096 del
slock will win?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.103097 del
>>103094
people die all the time


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.103098 del
So I now I have to remember about some ZEMKE while I goomble as well.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.103099 del
>>103096
Yeah it's over. This guy was so doped last time he couldn't even stay upright


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.103100 del
nico please


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.103101 del
grug's little stunt now means they won't even catch the break


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.103102 del
slock vs segaert - who would win?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.103103 del
Ok I am out. This is a farce. A disgrace


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.103104 del
>>103086
they're not working bert they're slowing the chase


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.103105 del
you can see them in the back
it's over


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.103106 del
Different strategies of GC teams lately. They are chilling at the back instead of trying to keep their leader safe.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.103107 del
he's gonna be caught, already looks dead


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.103108 del
>>103106
they're more protected since small gaps don't count anymore + 5km rule


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.103109 del
terrible block job by lotto


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.103110 del
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lol


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.103111 del
>>103094
>>103097
sadly did it himself


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.103112 del
schlock motodopage


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.103113 del
>>103108
It's good, no need to add to the madness


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.103114 del
>>103108
It's good, no need to add to the madness


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.103115 del
Bini super far. Thanks again NSN


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:17 [Preview] No.103116 del
>>103106
the only reason it stopped is because visma stopped doing it the rest was more than happy to sit back but if one does it everyone gotta do it


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.103117 del
fuck.off.cofidis


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.103118 del
>>103115
nigger say nigger


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.103119 del
It's ogre


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.103120 del
>>103119
You never know, G2 syndrome can strike at any time


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.103121 del
Can't wait for the Gaviria "sprint" again


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.103122 del
slock wurde geschlockt


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.103123 del
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Chute brutale incoming


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.103124 del
Where are the sprinters? this is a mess


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.103125 del
no leadouts, man vs man


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.103126 del
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>>103123
It is.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.103127 del
fucking joke what a SHIT sprint


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.103128 del
jappe sucks ass


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.103129 del
Are other sprinters even trying


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.103130 del
I SAID NOTHING BINI GOT 2nd I THINK
Where is godon? We don't know


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.103131 del
Jappe you fraud.
Grug delivered it on a plate there


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.103132 del
Bini had to ride 4 sprints on his own before the real sprint. Why is Van Asbroeck here if he does absolutely nothing


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.103133 del
holy shit merlier came from so far
strongest sprint I've seen in ages


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.103134 del
wild that jappe couldn't finish


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.103135 del
Philipsen turbo washed


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.103136 del
Merlier from downtown


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.103137 del
>>103132
more like Van Asshole am I right


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.103138 del
Philipsen god awful


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.103139 del
1 merlier
2 girmay
3 kooij
4 jappe
5 bittner
6 pluimers
7 ackermann
8 russo
9 kanter
10 fretin
11 waersenschold
12 mads p.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.103140 del
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reminding me


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.103141 del
>>103134
got boxed in right after leadout was already too late


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.103142 del
Too bad I am paying my racism tax, adjoosting Jappe out was a great instinct move.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.103143 del
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>>103137
Yes. You are right


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.103144 del
heh, sneaky Girmay!


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.103145 del
>>103141
It's probably not even the legs, just didn't believe in himself and waited too long.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.103146 del
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2nd day in a row without any major chutes.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.103147 del
only 3 riders left in the GC competition, the rest not eligible anymore


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.103148 del
Philipsen barely beating Bittner of all places


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.103149 del
>>103146
course design is good, that faggot zonneveld doesn't understand that a sharp bend 2km from the line is perfect to string it out and give everyone room


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.103150 del
doggo


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.103151 del
>>103145
yeah the leadout was over and he didn’t start sprinting


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.103152 del
I want to see sprints in a vacuum with zero wind resistance, pure legs


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.103153 del
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>>103152
do I have the sport for you


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.103154 del
>>103152
>dutch supergoat wins with half a round difference lol


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.103155 del
>>103152
>sprinting with masks
>crash and suffocote


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.103156 del
merlier had to touch girmay in front of the camera


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.103157 del
tf is this awkward footage lol


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:36 [Preview] No.103158 del
merlier on the stairs still breathing. pogi would be back to resting heartbeat a long time ago.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.103159 del
Grug should do the sprint at that point


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.103160 del
>>103158
He just cools down faster chud, find another slate!


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.103161 del
Slant I guess, please be patient, esl.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 16:01 [Preview] No.103162 del
I am back, I didn't pinchazo, but I shortened the ride of some mostly flat terrain with dubious asphalt quality

Looks like I missed some GREAT stage too, why does OTRUBA, a renowed climber, go into flat terrain breakaways? Again?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.103163 del
business idea: grug should be the designated sprinter for alpecin


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.103164 del
>>103162
he kwabbed slock on the intermediate sprint what do you say to that


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 16:05 [Preview] No.103165 del
jappe needs kaden groves


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.103166 del
>>103165
He just doesn't seem to have any explosiveness anymore. It's not just positioning.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 16:07 [Preview] No.103167 del
>>103164
i say based


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.103168 del
>>103166
groves would be the finisher


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>>103162
Anyway, nothing to write home about. Average watts at 30 degrees, a month ago I would probably score like 180w BEFORE heat acclimatization.

I am nooooticing a pattern of
>strong weekday rides after 18:00 when it start to get chilly with MASSIVE watts
>weak and tired weekend afternoon rides when it's hot and damp
coincidence?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.103170 del
>>103169
why do you need smaller gearing again?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.103171 del
>>103169
And the climb is too steep for me anyway
The final ascension was at 65 rpm average at tree watts per kilo


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.103172 del
>>103171
How come Visma, the team of Science (tm), can use 1x on a big mountain stage and you need some gimmick MTB gearing to get up a kicker


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.103173 del
>>103172
I score half the watts than you're average gregario


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.103174 del
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heh, I know those names


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 16:46 [Preview] No.103175 del
>>103174
>CONTTE-TIVANI
mandatory picks, except you don't know which one will score 1000 pts and which one will score 0 (nada)


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>>103174
I saw the name Costa and my mind automatically jumped to a certain former world champion.
You fags never told me he retired.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 16:48 [Preview] No.103177 del
>>103175
but it's easier to have a full UAE+Zac Marriage team this time round


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.103178 del
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I don't know if you berts are into tennis but the czech ladies in the wimbledon finals is a hilarious chokefest, it's unreal


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 16:51 [Preview] No.103179 del
Stage tomorrow is shortened. They basically remove the first 30km


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 16:54 [Preview] No.103180 del
>>103178
what was the czech girl's lead in the 2nd set before she chocked it away to her czech opponent?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 16:56 [Preview] No.103181 del
>>103179
>Météo-France has placed the department of Corrèze on red alert due to an exceptionally intense heatwave.
> This decision has been made necessary by the exceptional weather conditions. It aims to ensure that the race can take place under conditions compatible with the red heatwave alert.
get fucking heatdomed fools


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 16:57 [Preview] No.103182 del
>>103178
one of them is making funny sounds


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>>103181
meanwhile heatwave here is just straight up canceled here, only comfortable temperatures for a week and then that's probably already it for this summer


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 17:00 [Preview] No.103184 del
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been making a lot of progress getting back to my old fitness


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 17:00 [Preview] No.103185 del
>>103180
6:2 5:2 and tree matchpoints


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 17:01 [Preview] No.103186 del
>>103175
we're all picking MESA


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.103187 del
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me looking at the other side of the /cyc/ fence. I'll fetch some more planks to make the fence higher.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 17:16 [Preview] No.103188 del
>>103187
Proper melty going on


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 17:18 [Preview] No.103189 del
>>103187
who's freaking out now, haven't checked in months


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 17:24 [Preview] No.103190 del
>>103187
>>103188
any details


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 17:26 [Preview] No.103191 del
>>103189
>>103190
finland vs angloschizo


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.103192 del
>>103189
the other finnbert taking on the schizos, kinda funny.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 17:30 [Preview] No.103193 del
I can't even fan the flames since I'm banned on 4chinz.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 17:30 [Preview] No.103194 del
>>103191
>>103192
don't they ever get tired of this stuff
I sure was


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 17:31 [Preview] No.103195 del
Eh, quite tame. Is this even schizo?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 17:34 [Preview] No.103196 del
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>>103193
me neither I try to verify my existence but cloudflare won't let me it just keeps resetting back to this stupid box over and over and over FUCK what a DOGSHIT site


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>>103196
A-a-are you not a human?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 17:38 [Preview] No.103198 del
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>>103197
incredibly racist if they are implying I'm not


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 17:38 [Preview] No.103199 del
>>103181
Trine made the call.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 17:38 [Preview] No.103200 del
>>103196
Yeah, same, my browser is just too paranoid


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 17:39 [Preview] No.103201 del
>>103196
I always get the ridiculous captchas these days


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 17:39 [Preview] No.103202 del
>>103197
I look at some of the watts of some of our berts and come to the same conclusion.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 17:42 [Preview] No.103203 del
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>>103202


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 17:43 [Preview] No.103204 del
>>103187
lel
let me take a look...


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 17:48 [Preview] No.103206 del
OH NO DEFINITELY SICK IT IS SO OVER


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 17:49 [Preview] No.103207 del
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OH NO DEFINITELY SICK IT IS SO OVER


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 17:49 [Preview] No.103208 del
>>103204
well, I missed absolutely nothing


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 17:50 [Preview] No.103209 del
>>103207
jonas has been doing it for every stage but no one bat an eye.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 17:50 [Preview] No.103210 del
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>>103207
>es ist vorbei


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 17:51 [Preview] No.103211 del
>>103207
seixas with the pogi helmet hair what does it mean (pas normal inc)


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 17:51 [Preview] No.103212 del
>>103209
well, Jonas is weird


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 17:54 [Preview] No.103213 del
>>103209
Jonas has done it several times just to be safe but I don't remember Seixas doing it before.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 18:04 [Preview] No.103214 del
>>103209
Trine asked him not to catch cooties


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 18:08 [Preview] No.103215 del
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This is racist. I can no longer support Norway


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 18:10 [Preview] No.103216 del
>>103169
hampash inhumaísh


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 18:11 [Preview] No.103217 del
>>103215
big gay norge calls brother girmay the n-word (in thought) goes to show how fake their virtue signalling is


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 18:11 [Preview] No.103218 del
>>103215
Johannessen will have a talk with him about the team's value.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 18:12 [Preview] No.103219 del
>>103215
nothing wrong with putting uno-x in their place


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 18:13 [Preview] No.103220 del
>>103215
imagine being a 100kg 2m norge and getting bullied by that skinny black


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 18:15 [Preview] No.103221 del
>>103215
>Warenschud hates niggers and sprinters.
He's just like me.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 18:20 [Preview] No.103222 del
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95 kilos of lard from prideland gets pushed around by a 70 kilo lean hare from Eritrea racing on nothing but bread, water and his based Christian Faith and certainly not with any help from his abysmal shit small hat team. What a time


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 18:23 [Preview] No.103223 del
skored a midul ride today
it's hot out there, I took a full 750ml biden and it was not even close to enough


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 18:28 [Preview] No.103224 del
>>103215
>sprinters bullies are le hecking bullies!
water is wet etc.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 18:30 [Preview] No.103225 del
>Baptiste Veistroffer avant la 7e étape, à France TV : "J'ai cru comprendre que certaines équipes n'aiment pas trop quand je suis devant. Ce ne sont pas mes directeurs sportifs. C'est le vélo, le but est de faire mal aux autres et de gagner la course."
<Speaking to France TV before Stage 7, Baptiste Veistroffer said: "I gather that some teams don't really like it when I'm out in front. They aren't my sports directors. That's cycling—the goal is to hurt the others and win the race."
based


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 18:30 [Preview] No.103226 del
>>103225
lol what teams are complaining a guy like him is at the front


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 18:32 [Preview] No.103227 del
>>103226
The tr*athlete delulu.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 18:33 [Preview] No.103228 del
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humble request to wordfilter Waerenskjold into bullied by Girmay.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 18:33 [Preview] No.103229 del
>>103228
I support this


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 18:34 [Preview] No.103230 del
>>103228
I can't even type out warenschund without having too look it up


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 18:45 [Preview] No.103231 del
>>103175
Tivani is the 2022 version of van Aert in the Portuguese peloton, just without a TT.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 18:50 [Preview] No.103232 del
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lol


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 18:58 [Preview] No.103233 del
hey guy’s let’s race on pancake flat roads reaching 90 km/h while fighting for position, but don’t you dare to “fight” for your position


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 18:59 [Preview] No.103234 del
>>103233
the gladiators brawl for position in the heatstorm


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 19:09 [Preview] No.103235 del
>”I find it boring to watch someone riding alone for 40km on a mountain stage” – Biniam Girmay uses pointed Pogacar comparison to hit back at sprint stage criticism
topkek based Girmay


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 19:19 [Preview] No.103236 del
>>103225
Based retard. He's like the campaneart breton


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 19:22 [Preview] No.103237 del
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>>103225
based punisher


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 19:29 [Preview] No.103238 del
>>103207
>>103213
Maybe Seixas just saw what Jonas was doing and thought he might as well. Doing it as a preventive measure certainly makes more sense, because who cares about infecting some journos if you're already sick?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 19:50 [Preview] No.103239 del
>>103235
kek
Wellllllll he's not wrong there are not many people who enjoy endless pog solos


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 19:55 [Preview] No.103240 del
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phwoaar


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 19:57 [Preview] No.103241 del
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>Pogacar 1.05
>Vingegaard 12
>Toro 29
>Seixas 81
>Lipowitz 81
>Evenepoel 81


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 19:57 [Preview] No.103242 del
>>103240
lotto with the break away merchants


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 19:58 [Preview] No.103243 del
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Stage 9
>Pedersen 3.5
>Poel 9
>Vacek 15
>Simmons 15
>Gils 23
>Abrahamsen 26
>Matthews 29
>Wellens 29
>Carapaz Montenegro 34
>McNulty 34
>Healy 34
>Valgren 34
>Campy 34
...
>Pidcvck 41
>Ganna 41
>Pogacar 81


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 19:59 [Preview] No.103244 del
>>103243
Lidl bros are going to be feasting again tomorrow


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 19:59 [Preview] No.103245 del
stage 9 is an abrahamsen/simmons breakaway victory


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 19:59 [Preview] No.103246 del
>>103242
just shows how strong you have to be to get nothing out of it


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 20:07 [Preview] No.103247 del
>>103246
Yes well.
Btw what is up with Sean? Retired from yeswelling?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 20:46 [Preview] No.103248 del
>bonked and dehydrated today
>not many eggs
>hungry and cooking
>forgot parmesan and have to substitute with gauda
<ahhhhhhhh


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 20:50 [Preview] No.103249 del
>also used half of an aldi wine for the sauce
<the other half for me
>i miss winebert posting


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 20:50 [Preview] No.103250 del
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>>103248
the struggle is real


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 21:01 [Preview] No.103251 del
posting for permission to post photos #1


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 21:01 [Preview] No.103252 del
now #2


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 21:02 [Preview] No.103253 del
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did a 7km 8,5% climb today, sounds nice in theory but it could not have been more rhythm breaking. 15% then 2% then 20% then 5%... at least me goal of sub 35min was reached (34:52) and at the top I got a double portion Kapustnica


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 21:38 [Preview] No.103254 del
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>>103253
>bert running out of gears
who would have thought


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 21:40 [Preview] No.103255 del
what a banger from norway


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 21:43 [Preview] No.103256 del
>>103255
perfect goal, amazing shot


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 21:45 [Preview] No.103257 del
fuck yeah the anglos are getting row'd


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 21:48 [Preview] No.103258 del
>>103167
then he got kwabbed on the kom afterwards. What do you say about that


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 21:48 [Preview] No.103259 del
fucking SHIT game


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 21:52 [Preview] No.103260 del
>>103259
as a neutral it's pretty good


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 21:53 [Preview] No.103261 del
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>>103248
In honor of dopage and el var sinson:


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 21:53 [Preview] No.103262 del
>>103258
nothing
he had no business going in on a flat stage breakaway
two days in a row
total humiliation ritual


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 21:53 [Preview] No.103263 del
Yes but think about the English roses...


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.103264 del
>>103263
She could sail home to Norway...


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.103265 del
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Another day in the Z2 mines. Went out late and made it home just in time for sunset. Bit of a struggle today. Think I was slightly dehydrated from the start, and just never recovered.


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.103266 del
>>103261
Looking good, would


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.103267 del
Why doesn't Tuchel just shave it off. It looks ridiculous


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 22:21 [Preview] No.103268 del
Imagine if there is a VAR in the le Tour and he is like Merlier pushed someone 100 km ago do the sprint again lol


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 22:23 [Preview] No.103269 del
If Messi pushed liked that it would have been a penalty for Argentina btw


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 22:30 [Preview] No.103270 del
>>103268
>>103269
Remember when Sagan was kicked off because cav pushed him?


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 22:30 [Preview] No.103271 del
>>103270
I do. They hated Sagan so much they ruined the green jersey forever


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 23:13 [Preview] No.103272 del
Norberts bros


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 23:16 [Preview] No.103273 del
>>103272
Thank fuck the angloids are not reaching the final with a match against Riggi Riggitini


Bert 07/11/2026 (Sat) 23:18 [Preview] No.103274 del
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>>103249
I'm still here. Had a nice Etna Bianco with dinner. Poached flounder in olive oil and white wine with garlic scape pesto.

Also have a leftover 2020 Chateau Ferriere in the decanter from yesterday for the Bordeaux stage.


Bert 07/12/2026 (Sun) 00:08 [Preview] No.103275 del
Fuck the English


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