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/tdf/ - general Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No. 101453
kids pool edition

>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
04.07 - 07.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1
03.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro
16.08 La Polynormande 1.1
16.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
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>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
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>Previous Thread:
>>100403


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.101534 del
First for Remco


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.101567 del
>uno-x in yellow
lame


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.101571 del
>Pogi can’t even defend yellow against jobbers
It’s over


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.101573 del
>>101568
>>101570
m8s, get a load of this cunt


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.101575 del
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flip the stage


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.101576 del
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pidkek bike swap


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.101577 del
phwoar, giant gap now


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.101578 del
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poor kevin has probably brailsford telling him non-stop to win the stage


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.101579 del
too ez for mads


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.101580 del
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business idea: OTL the whole peloton.
2nd business idea: Vacek wins the tour.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.101581 del
Completely retarded to give traen 12 minutes. Any team fighting for a top 10 should be helping now lmao


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.101582 del
Ummm isn't Traen actually good


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.101583 del
>>101581
it's only 6 minutes and most contenders


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.101584 del
so euh is nobody gonna attack, you can't get away on the downhill guys


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.101585 del
>>101582
mostly just jobbing around


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.101586 del
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mads burning matches hunting movistar jobbers


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.101587 del
disaster for Lidl if they don't win this


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.101588 del
frigo looks like an absolute mouthbreather


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.101589 del
>>101587
Mads HAS to win this right?


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.101590 del
>>101588
Imagine him with the UAE juice next year.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.101591 del
the fuck was that by vauquelin
does he have a lidl contract


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.101592 del
>>101589
His two lead-out men for today both have a better sprint than most others in this group. If Lidl chokes this it's real bad.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.101593 del
Simmons betrayal incoming


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.101594 del
trek doing what bora can only dream of
absolute domination in this stage


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.101595 del
Vacek glowing


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:34 [Preview] No.101596 del
respect to the movistar boys atleast
the others, lame


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:35 [Preview] No.101597 del
Vacek-Mads-Quinn is a bit OP


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.101598 del
>>101586
Tour is on?


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.101599 del
>>101598
yes today's favorite is built like a sumo wrestler


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.101600 del
>>101598
4th stage already


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.101601 del
1. MADS
2. CAPTAIN AMERICA


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.101602 del
phwoar


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.101603 del
>>101598
a fat guy just won


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No.101604 del
Much happy, Fads.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:41 [Preview] No.101605 del
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a win for body positivity


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.101606 del
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Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.101607 del
>>101599
Can't pedal without muscles.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.101608 del
>>101603
Gud.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.101609 del
You could tell from his celebration how relieved he was finally winning something this year.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.101610 del
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Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.101611 del
>>101609
it’s been a long year for Mads


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.101612 del
>>101609
yeah, happy for him


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:56 [Preview] No.101613 del
>>101610
Why?


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:58 [Preview] No.101614 del
How come Træen looks Latino?


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 15:58 [Preview] No.101615 del
>>101583
Jegat has a 9minute gap now


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:02 [Preview] No.101616 del
>>101614
Probably has a Norwegian dad who found a brown wife somewhere and brought her back home. He has kind of Asian looking eyes.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:03 [Preview] No.101617 del
>>101616
Yeah, same as that Lolland guy.
Staining the bloodline so hard, yuck.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.101618 del
>>101615
but he wasn't going for top 10 according to himself


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.101619 del
Nth for Oumi Sexo


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:12 [Preview] No.101620 del
>>101617
This is better than dying alone for these incels. They all come from Thailand, like 90% of the Thailand migrants in Norway are female


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:14 [Preview] No.101621 del
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>>101619


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:14 [Preview] No.101622 del
>>101605
To honour Fads I just inhaled a whole package of Kinder Bueno


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:16 [Preview] No.101623 del
>>101606
Good post


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:16 [Preview] No.101624 del
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captain america just held back and would have won


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:16 [Preview] No.101625 del
>>101624
Mada has most soulful celebrations


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:16 [Preview] No.101626 del
The team formerly known as Israel humbled by Bora boys in Romania.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:16 [Preview] No.101627 del
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>listen mads, I gave you the victory, now you have to give Greenland to America


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:18 [Preview] No.101628 del
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>>101627


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:21 [Preview] No.101629 del
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ramses will win the tour


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:22 [Preview] No.101630 del
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Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:27 [Preview] No.101631 del
>1 climbing stage till stage 10
troon is scoring 1000 points+


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:28 [Preview] No.101632 del
>>101631
he'll sadly loose the jersey the day after tomorrow already


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:28 [Preview] No.101633 del
let's check the velotoober predictions:
>s1 - Ineos (Godon or Vauquelin)
In hindsight I don't know why visma wasn't rated higher
>s2 - Pogi
well, he technically gave it away
>s3 - breakaway victory (mohoric, verstrynge, benoot, healy, plapp, some uno-x rider)
yes, well
>s4 - reduced sprint (mads, godon)
you could call it that


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:28 [Preview] No.101634 del
>>101622
excellent choice


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:29 [Preview] No.101635 del
>>101632
it doesn't matter they won't bump him out the top 5


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:32 [Preview] No.101636 del
>>101631
Yeah Traenchuds will be dining out in five star hotels


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:33 [Preview] No.101637 del
>>101629
lmao, wtf happened today?


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:34 [Preview] No.101638 del
>>101637
oldskool cyclismo is back


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:35 [Preview] No.101639 del
O'Brien Kelland OTL


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:41 [Preview] No.101640 del
>>101630
OK hear me out.
He looks like Lance and some Thaiviet had a son.
Or should I put on my blue hat.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:42 [Preview] No.101641 del
>>101637
they let a 30+ rider break go, for the few low tier gc runners not in the break but aiming for a top 10 this was basically super GAU


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:45 [Preview] No.101642 del
>>101640
he kinda looks like some brown lance/porte fusion


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 16:54 [Preview] No.101643 del
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Is this possibly a cuckqueen situation


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:02 [Preview] No.101644 del
>>101622
tip - put kinderbueno in your fridge, a cold kinderbueno as post ride snack (or 6) is mega


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:03 [Preview] No.101645 del
>>101643
She really look like your average parisian goldigger


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:30 [Preview] No.101646 del
>double Senhora da Graça second last stage


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:34 [Preview] No.101647 del
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>>101646
incredible
and Nych is just getting into shape again


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:44 [Preview] No.101648 del
>pessi


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:46 [Preview] No.101649 del
What is this, how is Hess' homeland suddenly good at football.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:47 [Preview] No.101650 del
>>101648
MESSI MESSI MESSI


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:49 [Preview] No.101651 del
Nevermind.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:50 [Preview] No.101652 del
>>101613
I dunno the story of it. He could have passed them easily.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:56 [Preview] No.101653 del
MESSI MESSI MESSI


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:56 [Preview] No.101654 del
Ramsesbros..


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:57 [Preview] No.101655 del
wanted egypt to win tbh


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:58 [Preview] No.101656 del
>>101655
all these teams make the same mistake, they're ahead they play great attacking footbal and then just turtle up at the end
they'll just barrage you with attacks till you lose


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:58 [Preview] No.101657 del
Is this always this amorphic white noise from the stands?
Like being in a very crowded concert hall before the band comes out.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 17:59 [Preview] No.101658 del
riggi cucktini


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 18:12 [Preview] No.101659 del
>>101656
no, they just have worse endurance so they run out of steam earlier


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.101660 del
>>101659
they should just dope


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 18:32 [Preview] No.101661 del
>>101660
Bert cyclists are like little babies compared to football players when it comes to dope.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 18:34 [Preview] No.101662 del
>>101660
They do

Why does everyone pretend like only cycling has a doping problem


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 18:34 [Preview] No.101663 del
>>101661
>>101662
dope even more


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 18:40 [Preview] No.101664 del
>>101660
8 tunesians were busted on clenbuterol vs the Netherlands


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 18:44 [Preview] No.101665 del
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I hear dope ? yes please


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 18:47 [Preview] No.101666 del
>>101664
those are such ancient ways like Pogba with his roids
they pay 100's of millions to these players, I need to see NANOMACHINE DOPING


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 18:50 [Preview] No.101667 del
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man looks like argentinia struggled big time it would've been amazing if they lost to brown people, the memes would've been off the charts


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 19:06 [Preview] No.101668 del
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>Moonen Puck, professional cyclist, age 24
>ITT, 13.8km, 37.158 km/h
>BERTACEK Bert, wattlet, age middle
>ITT, 13.78km, 38.1 km/h

and if I rode an hour or two later (zonder 100% humidity) and the road would be closed, I would be attacking stratospheric speeds


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 19:08 [Preview] No.101669 del
>>101668
what are those watts looking like


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 19:09 [Preview] No.101670 del
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>>101668
>>101669
Negative split even


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>>101668
hell yeah I knew it puck's in the mud


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 19:13 [Preview] No.101672 del
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>>101668


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 19:14 [Preview] No.101673 del
>>101670
lekker


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 19:23 [Preview] No.101674 del
>>101670
while I was riding on a bike path some car with Sl*vakian was rolling slowly on the road with their future Sagan kid riding his bike behind the car. what a weird sight.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 19:23 [Preview] No.101675 del
should be Sl*vakian numberplate


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 19:25 [Preview] No.101676 del
>>101674
>>101675
What do you think of countries that are insecure enough to put their country symbol on a license plate?


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 19:30 [Preview] No.101677 del
>>101668
>>101670
Utterly based


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 19:31 [Preview] No.101678 del
>>101676
I like Switzerland and Germany having their local state flags on the plates. Germans go even further with the first letters indicating what Landkreis the car is from.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 20:09 [Preview] No.101679 del
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>Troon 81
>Vacek 501


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 20:13 [Preview] No.101680 del
>>101678
US plates are chaotic in comparison


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 20:14 [Preview] No.101682 del
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>>101679
Grug winning move here


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 20:18 [Preview] No.101683 del
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>>101682
>grug
>move
>winning


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.101684 del
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>Grug lives in Spain most of the year
>is somehow still a heatlet


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>>101684
enlightened knowledge here: Everybody is a heatlet it just fucks bigger people with big watts more than it fucks smaller people with smaller watts. It works the same for everyone, even if you're as acclimatized to heat as you can be you still lose performance. If you need to push z5/6 to keep up with the guys pushing just over z4 you're in a pickle here


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 20:36 [Preview] No.101686 del
lipowitz (much heavier than all the other gc guys) also says he's struggling with the heat atm although he always says he's satisfied with his performance after every stage.
This of course means he will pop the fuck off once we're at altitude and it gets cooler


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 20:39 [Preview] No.101687 del
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>>101686
I choose to believe in this cope


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 20:39 [Preview] No.101688 del
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>>101640
traen unironically had testicular cancer, coincidence?


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 20:43 [Preview] No.101689 del
>>101688
truly the new Lance


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 20:44 [Preview] No.101690 del
>>101668
based


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>>101688
Yes but does he still have his balls?


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 20:51 [Preview] No.101692 del
>>101670
Had near zero doubts this would be the case.
>krtekthumbsup.jog


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 20:54 [Preview] No.101693 del
>>101685
Perfect sense, more mass to cool down, more hemoglobin to be pumped, more fluids and electrolytes to keep it going.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 20:56 [Preview] No.101694 del
>>101693
yep more watts also means your body itself produces more heat


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 21:16 [Preview] No.101695 del
>>101687
He has been way better this year than on the early punchy stages last Tour, so I think it is looking promising for the Lipobeast


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 21:38 [Preview] No.101696 del
>>101691
pretty sure he does yeah because he caught it in time


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 21:49 [Preview] No.101697 del
>>101685
if morbidly obese Mads can do it Mattje should be able to


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 21:54 [Preview] No.101698 del
>>101697
mads was fresh since he didn't do anything the previous days while grug attempted to do things the previous days, thus not being fresh


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 22:05 [Preview] No.101699 del
>>101698
Yes, well.


Bert 07/07/2026 (Tue) 22:17 [Preview] No.101700 del
>>101698
yeah, RIP yellow Grug


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suissebert celebrating


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 04:20 [Preview] No.101702 del
>>101685
It's impossible that there isn't a genetic aspect to heat adaptation


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 05:04 [Preview] No.101703 del
>>101702
I think it depends on what you do
I remember Wellens saying UAE gave him a massive crash course into it by taking hot baths and cycling in those dust suits.
I think mads also does that.
Grug does not seem like someone willing to do that however


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 05:07 [Preview] No.101704 del
>>101703
Because grug doesn't care. He has 3 races he targets every year and they're all in april. Honestly I respect it, he's just doing the tour because canyon wants it. I just wished I put the 10 pts on the norgay instead


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 05:10 [Preview] No.101705 del
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Kek, every year there is a story about UNO-X and it basically just reads
>so I had to take a lots of drugs a couple of years ago, but I came back STRONGER


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 05:11 [Preview] No.101706 del
>>101701
I went to bed. Fifa is rigging it for Messi, Egypt was right. it's so over for us next round.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 05:25 [Preview] No.101707 del
Fuck it's already 26,time to run


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.101708 del
no Gall at the Tour of Austria, but Mühlburger who trained for the tour de france gets to turn his anger into something productive.
the 6 world tour teams starting are filled with ynr names.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.101709 del
Russians back in the olympics. Vlasov will reach full power again


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 07:18 [Preview] No.101710 del
>Run along the beach, swim to get cool, go to the neigbhors to get fresh fruits
You cannot suffer in Abruzzo


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.101711 del
>>101710
Am I the only wage slave here left


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.101712 del
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They look so disappointed in grug


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.101713 del
>>101712
peculiar elf ears on the boonen fella


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.101714 del
>>101712
>me and some fellow grug pickers


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.101715 del
>>101707
16C, I'd say it was a bit too fresh after almost two weeks of stupid temps.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.101716 del
>>101712
Who is the standing guy.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.101717 del
>>101716
Me


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 07:55 [Preview] No.101718 del
>>101713
HGH ears, look at Messy


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>>101717
You're.. not a big guy.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.101720 del
>>101712
boners business ventures aren't going to well?


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 08:04 [Preview] No.101721 del
>>101714
To be fair David said he wasn't picking grug for his sporza team


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.101722 del
>>101721
He knew, the bastard


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.101723 del
>>101716
>karl from new church


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.101724 del
>>101702
sure but the human body works the same for everyone, a rise in core temperature fucks with everyone. A 40 degree fever is bad for everyone


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.101725 del
>>101724
Yeah the general thing is that it's bad, but some people cope with it better than others. One good guess is the salt makrs, if you have them it means you're not completely adpated


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>>101702


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.101727 del
on the slovakian country side for a week, trying some gravel KOMs today. lets hope I am not getting mauled by some bear


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.101728 del
https://x.com/francetvsport/status/2074497244510761236
Based ASO using honey traps to make sure france cycling talent is still relevant in 20 years


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Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 09:13 [Preview] No.101730 del
>>101729
Remco's was better


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.101731 del
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axeltaard handing out one star to your zoidls, hofbauers and alberto montis


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.101732 del
>>101731
>Carlos Rodriguez

The man has lost it completely


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.101733 del
>>101731
Finlay fooking pickering


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.101734 del
Why can I see someone type a post about slovakia wtf


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.101735 del
>>101734
you can enable realtime draft sharing on the bottom


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.101736 del
>>101734
>>101735
very cool stuff


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.101737 del
>>101735
But it's not turned on and I see polebert typing


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.101738 del
>>101737
spooky


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.101739 del
>>101737
he is in your computer right now


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.101740 del
>>101737
I'm in your pc bert


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Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.101742 del
I smell a GIRMAY victory with a hint of GODON second


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.101743 del
>Merlier 2.75
>Philipsen 3.25
>Kooij 5.5
>Birmay 6
>Pedersen 19
>Poel 41
>Fretin 51
>Kanter 51
>De Kleijn 67
>Godon 81
...
>Vacek 101
>Pogacar 151
>Pidcvckk 301


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.101744 del
>>101742
I am more curious about the inevitable career ending chutes fatates that are bound to happen


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.101745 del
>>101744
sure hope fate hits MERLIER, PHILIPSEN and KOOIJ but spares my guys


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.101746 del
Cosnefraud
>Already 30 years old
>Riding for UAE
I am still having trouble accepting both are true


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.101747 del
>>101741
what's exactly is froome's job at the tour and for Skoda again?


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.101748 del
>>101747
mascot I would assume


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.101749 del
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thank you based algorithm


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 11:49 [Preview] No.101750 del
>>101749
Should have never left


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.101751 del
Rode the TT bike for two hours yesterday, position felt bad. I bought a 300e saddle, it artived today, and a one-hour ride felt absolutely great. Paypiggery is worth it berts


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>>101751


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 12:15 [Preview] No.101753 del
>>101751
Jesus I would think weeks about buying such a saddle and the paylords here don't even bat an eye


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.101754 del
>>101751
well paid


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.101755 del
Veistrofferchads are BACK. For 10 points or something but whatever


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.101756 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b4Rr_7y068U [Embed]

Made for summer /bert/ cycling camps (mit ponchos)


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.101757 del
I saw some tt saddles for around 700 bucks or maybe even a thousand lately, been shopping to replace an ism on the verge of disintegration. Settled for a chyna saddle for like 55 bucks after it was the only one that fit my criteria, it's pretty good. More than 220g lighter than the ism too which puts my road bike even further into illegality


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.101758 del
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stolen from rusbert


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No.101759 del
It's time.


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>>101753
what say you to this (there are cheaper versions for 500)


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.101761 del
>>101751
>€€€€€€
>€
>€€€€€€
>€
>€€€€€€


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Squeaking of money, it's finally payday!


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 12:54 [Preview] No.101763 del
>>101762
Already been discussed


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 13:05 [Preview] No.101764 del
This is boring. Can't even think of any mouse puns anymore. Can someone ask AI to generate a few?


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 13:05 [Preview] No.101765 del
Or maybe I should ask... Elon Mousek


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.101766 del
>>101756
I miss it like you wouldn't believe


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>>101764
>Witty Puns for Conversations:"You cheddar believe it!""That's nacho ordinary mouse.""Life is gouda with you."


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.101768 del
the boy on the sled is eating straw


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.101769 del
>>101767
Hmm not great


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.101770 del
>>101767
I won't pay you any Mäuse for those.


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don't mind me, I'm just double posting


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.101772 del
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styria, not my home
seixas is gonna regret leaving Mühlberger at home just for Kooij to sprint for 5th place today.


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every town in Habsburg lands looks the same


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August and Molleman lachés


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.101775 del
>spray irrigation in the middle of a blazing hot day
don't you have laws against that?


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mühlberger wins
vermaercke 2nd


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wait, UAE acutally gave Christen a half decent NC jersey? Hirschi had a shitty one.


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don't have time to watch the final of this slurpfest sprint stage.
but for the veistroffer pickers, there you have your points.


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the list of French fraudulence


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>>101780


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it's the 3 mousquetairs. I think irl one of them died trying to conquer Maastricht or so.


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donate blood please, the bloodbags aren't going to fill by itself.


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fads


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.101788 del
>cote de balai


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.101789 del
rumor is remco will attack in the hills


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.101790 del
>>101789
Insh'Allah


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.101791 del
He's getting the intermediate sprint !! So an extra 12pts for our fellow Veistroffer believers


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.101792 del
>>101760
buy it for me


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.101793 del
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Lonely rider
You've been down too long in the french pais.
Oh, what's becoming of me?
Ride the tiger
You can see his watts but you know he's clean
Oh, don't you see what I mean?


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.101794 del
>>101792
have you much use for it?


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.101795 del
I learn now Seixas has a younger brother who UAE wants to sign. Those sleezy oilnaggers fr


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.101796 del
>>101794
none


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.101797 del
>>101796
the saddle shall remain unpurchased


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.101798 del
>>101797
I see how it is, racism against freds


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.101799 del
Let him take the kom too 🙏


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.101800 del
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this is what I'm paying 50 bucks a year for


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.101801 del
>>101798
so it seems


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.101802 del
>>101799
peleton is uber slurping so he gets it


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.101803 del
PCS sex van spotted


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.101804 del
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Did the tv signal cut away to not show the Peace See As van again?


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.101805 del
>>101803
oh well, ASO slipped this time


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.101806 del
>>101805
he's allowed again since covering up his marketing


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.101807 del
Feltet tells me Rogla is looking for a new team for next year. Will Q36.5 offer him 13 mil perhaps?


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.101808 del
jesus de kleijn is absolutely obese


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.101809 del
>>101808
How did he survive the other days?


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.101810 del
>>101809
his tracker disappeared on the stage de lie died so they probably let him hang on the car for a while


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>>101807


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.101812 del
Picnic train forming at the front


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.101813 del
You got all the points needed Baptistes, you can rest for tomorrow


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.101814 del
dude weed lmao is alive


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.101815 del
Grug spotted


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.101816 del
🫡 veistroffer


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.101817 del
respect to veistroffer, top lad


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.101818 del
chapo


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.101819 del
>>101817
Breakaway points baby!


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.101820 del
jesus I can already tell they're going to crash, so many mediocre sprinters with a 5 man train


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.101821 del
I've seen enough, Kanter wins today.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.101822 del
>>101821
KOOJ
O
O
J


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.101823 del
Ineos putting full train for GAUDON


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.101824 del
I keep forgetting godon isn't in the french jersey


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.101825 del
>FDJ train
lol lmao


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.101826 del
>>101825
They even have guillaume martin in it kek


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:39 [Preview] No.101827 del
jesus that cofidis train, even izagirre going ham


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.101828 del
chute


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.101829 del
>>101827
This is so funny, they're here 4km too early too


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.101830 del
someone's fucked bigly a caja guy is not getting up


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.101831 del
>>101830
nasty funnel that corner


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.101832 del
chute comicale, what even was that. Slow chute into the greenery


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.101833 del
Chute comicale


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.101834 del
>>101830
oldani, molenaar or balderstone


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.101835 del
SEIXAS is 10+s ahead of Gr. Maillot Jaune, interesting
>>101834
I think it was molenaar


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.101836 del
kanterpickers feasting


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:46 [Preview] No.101837 del
lekker kooij, perfect position on those astana wheels


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:46 [Preview] No.101838 del
Yes, well. Let's talk about the horrible positioning of the 12 points sprinters. I want my velocoins back.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:46 [Preview] No.101839 del
KOOIJ
KANTER
MERLEL (?)


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:47 [Preview] No.101840 del
who was that taking a nap there at 2km?


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:47 [Preview] No.101841 del
huub artz 4th??????


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:47 [Preview] No.101842 del
godon complete failure was like 20 meters behind the action, kwab


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.101843 del
grug didn't even leadout, what a lazy fuck lmao
just go mtb


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.101844 del
>3 guys in
>will still be outpointed because refused to pick the nigger or kanter


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.101845 del
traen chuted as apparently did campenaerts (trine not amused)


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:49 [Preview] No.101846 del
astana having the only functional train is wild


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:49 [Preview] No.101847 del
>Kanter
god damn it


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:49 [Preview] No.101848 del
>>101843
Canyon urgently needs a victory or bertaczek will buy a bike from another company.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:49 [Preview] No.101849 del
>>101843
Good that he's messing with other's people velocoins


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what a sprint kek


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:50 [Preview] No.101851 del
>>101844
please stop, it makes things very unpleasant


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.101852 del
>>101844
black pride worldwide


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.101853 del
Kein Kantersieg as you would say in German


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.101854 del
>>101851
Good.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:54 [Preview] No.101855 del
>>101851
does it really bother you? how have you used 4chan in the last 10 years, it's probably the most posted word


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 15:56 [Preview] No.101856 del
>>101844
I picked Wærenskjold instead of Kanter in solidarity with my Norge brothers. Too bad he fucking sucks at positioning.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.101857 del
>>101821
he was close (not really)


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 16:04 [Preview] No.101858 del
guarantee this chute was caused by a fake makeshift train dude that is used to climbing and not this work


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 16:05 [Preview] No.101859 del
sprinting is dead


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 16:06 [Preview] No.101860 del
>>101859
long live sprinting


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 16:09 [Preview] No.101861 del
still forced to pick a sprinter in the 'goomble


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.101862 del
surely you all picked KANTER as well


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 16:16 [Preview] No.101863 del
>>101862
no because I'm a RETARDED NIG- *POW* >head explodes as I am taken out by burgerberts magnum


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 16:20 [Preview] No.101864 del
>>101855
yeah it's incredibly offensive, I don't think there's an equivalent

I only used cyc and it wasn't.. that bad


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 16:41 [Preview] No.101865 del
>>101864
How did you end up on 4chan without being racist?


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 17:11 [Preview] No.101866 del
30km solo tomorrow?


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>>101865
>mfw bert is a born-again anti-racist


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 17:30 [Preview] No.101868 del
hahaha that cofidis chute comicale


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 17:31 [Preview] No.101869 del
>P. Seixas +10
>Gr. Maillot Jaune +22
hmm, surely this was just a wet dream


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 17:35 [Preview] No.101870 del
>>101866
Nein.
Too far. Pog's just going to smash the climbing winies in the sprint again.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 17:42 [Preview] No.101871 del
>>101865
back in the day it wasn't really, just a bit Edgy


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 17:49 [Preview] No.101872 del
>>101871
>the spiteful mutant has to gaslight and shapeshift, it's what he does


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 17:56 [Preview] No.101873 del
>>101871
dude they literally made swasitkas out of black men in habbo hotel...


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 17:57 [Preview] No.101874 del
>Alex Molenaar remembers nothing of crash
lol and they'll just let him start tomorrow


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 17:58 [Preview] No.101875 del
>Jonas Vingegaard avoids time loss due to bike change in hectic finale
top kek, the memco special


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 17:59 [Preview] No.101876 del
I started reading the first law trilogy and has me in absolute chokehold do recommend it to lovers of the grim dark


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:03 [Preview] No.101877 del
>>101874
will be unable to ride for like 3 months afterward after they are surprised hes crocked


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:08 [Preview] No.101878 del
>>101877
I think taco van der hoorn was out for almost a year


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:13 [Preview] No.101879 del
>>101751
Sqlab 613 R ltd. Team Carbon is only €250 THOUGH


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holy moly wish I was such a beast


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:26 [Preview] No.101881 del
Huub Artz was only 4, why did you not pick him


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:26 [Preview] No.101882 del
>>101881
someone said he crashed


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:28 [Preview] No.101883 del
>>101876
Yeah it's great. But it left me feeling really depressed.
But then again Glokta is a great character so I finished the books just to see what happens to him.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:29 [Preview] No.101884 del
>>101881
not a goonbler
any other question ?


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:33 [Preview] No.101885 del
>not a goombler
>not a roicist
>doesn't ride a bike
What else is there in life?


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:35 [Preview] No.101886 del
>>101885
what a faggot lmao.


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Grim scenes in the zwift mines today. And then a chill one outside as cooldown.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:40 [Preview] No.101888 del
>>101885
you seem confused
anyway the answer to your hypothetical scenario is: ciclismo


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:41 [Preview] No.101889 del
>>101885
it is grim


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S6 /bet/

>Pogacar 1.4
>Toro 13
>Vingegaard 17
>Paret 21
>Seixas 26
>Carapaz Montenegro 29
>Martinez 34
>Baudin 34
...
>Evenepoel 41
>Lipowitz 67
>Holand 81
>Ayuso Pesquera 101
>Vacek 151
>Voklen 201


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:43 [Preview] No.101891 del
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>>101890
del taco above vingo?


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:44 [Preview] No.101892 del
>>101883
well shit I’m book one still, have you read the rest of his “first law world” books?
Glokta is a great character I like how the author centers around characters and their very limited view in the world. Not too much worldbuilding crap.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:46 [Preview] No.101893 del
>>101891
>toro goes solo and nobody chases


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:47 [Preview] No.101894 del
>>101882
He did, but inconsequentially, I have checked. I have also checked BITTNER is pretty much fine, which is also true, but I still overcommitted to the story from .cz sites instead of going safe.
Oh if I could be 100% not retarded, not just 80%.


Bert 07/08/2026 (Wed) 18:49 [Preview] No.101895 del
>>101893
surely vingegaard counters that himself


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